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  1. Re:Rumsfeld, anyone? on Are Computers Ready to Create Mathematical Proofs? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I had been in the don't care that I don't know category; now I'm in the don't care that I know. Great.

  2. It's a complicated matter... on Interview with Eugene Spafford · · Score: 4, Funny
    what it's like to testify before the White House and Congressional committees on information security and public policy

    Define "like."

  3. GENIUS! on Openness and Security on Campus · · Score: -1, Redundant
    You must install patches

    So patches... improve software? Especially concerning security? So I should apply them? Especially when security is important? Where does he come up with this stuff?

    This is the type of insightful and interesting news that I come to Slashdot for. Fortunately, they repeat these points every couple weeks, so if you're on vacation, you can still pick up on the memes by just visiting for a week or two.

  4. Re:Planning for the future? on Longhorn Skinning A Reality · · Score: 1
    Absolute rules are to be broken absolutely.

    That sounds like an absolute rule to me. But by breaking that absolute rule... I didn't know art was so complicated! I'll leave it to the professionals from now on!

  5. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile on Sake Used to Make Wooden Speakers · · Score: 1

    Actually, they don't even do that, they just post stupid articles that aren't funny and hope that the commentors with save them... and they always do.

  6. Re:All you ever wanted to know... on Sake Used to Make Wooden Speakers · · Score: 5, Funny
    Aged for 3 years or more

    Good. I can't stand underaged drinking.

  7. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile on Sake Used to Make Wooden Speakers · · Score: 1

    It's funny, because I think I've been duped into following goatse.cx redirects and whatnot more often than I RTFA.

    This Slashdot culture can't be healthy.

  8. Re:Bandwidth? on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nice troll. Lotta bites today.

  9. "Electron Beam?" on Pioneer Electron Beam DVD · · Score: 1

    This is a weapon, right? Like the laser beam or death ray?

    I don't know if I'd want my computer wielding such deadly force. I mean, I run it like a slave driver and I'm sure it wouldn't take much of a miscalculation for the beam to shoot as I open the DVD drive and hit me right in the forehead a couple of times until I fall to the ground, lifeless. ...Or I could stop running Windows.

  10. Re:Those darn Soccer fans on Unreal Gets Mod Competition Finalists, Unreal Expo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd say the real advantage of using a virtual machine for scripts has little to do with recompile times and more to do with the fact that they can be executed on any architecture since the virtual machine is written in C or C++.

    Of course, Quake's had this ability since, well, Quake 1.

  11. Game on DVD, Guide on DVD on Videogame Strategy Guides On DVD - A Good Idea? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So if the game comes on a DVD (or you have one drive), do you have to quit out of the game to look at the strategy guide? That'd be useless.

    A DVD in addition to the printed guide could be helpful, but I only bought the FF3 (FF6) strategy guide for the cool pictures and whatnot.

  12. MOD PARENT UP on Computerized Time Clocks Susceptible to 'Manager Attack' · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't read the whole comment, but I wanna see this guy eat a hat!

    Anyone know where we could buy him an oversized novelty hat? (Oversized... it's funny)

  13. Re:"Beneath Steel Sky" on 3D, FPS File Manager · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure if anyone's interested in the game, but it has been released as freeware and can be run under the ScummVM emulator on a variety of platforms. All the necessary files can be had here.

  14. Re:Morally? on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1

    Because the person in my country already has the job.

  15. Re:Depressing on ACM Collegiate Programming Contest Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    So I'll take it that I'm the only person who agrees with the parent post? I see competitions all over the place (NCAA basketball, football, etc.) and in every single game there are people who try and use winning a competition to prove that they're better (in all senses of the word) than their competitors.

    People argue that both sides come away with learning experiences, but I think a more accurate depiction is that one side (the winning side) feels like they're superior in every way to their pitiful competition and the losing side comes away feeling like they're better but they were just cheated out of a win (by refs, umpires, judges, poor instructions, etc.) Often times both sides simply come away with bitter resentment of the other side. I even see posts of this type in response to this competition on Slashdot!

    Ultimately, a lot of people go to competitions for one reason: to beat people (socially, mentally, or physically). I personally find this to reflect poorly on competitions in general because they often foster this every-man-for-himself type of atmosphere.

  16. Re:'enlightenment' topic on Why Do Other Geeks Leave the House? · · Score: 1

    n degrees of freedom in interaction, actually.

  17. You forgot one thing... on Gateway To Close All Retail Stores · · Score: 1

    For it to be an April Fool's joke posted on Slashdot, it would also have to be funny .

    Actually, I take that back.

  18. Re:think about that sentence: on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Problems solved:

    Isn't it about time we ditched FTP for something better? HTTP
    Isn't it about time we ditched floppy disks for something better? Tape drives
    Isn't it about time we ditched IDE drives for something better? Cool, thin IDE cables
    Isn't it about time we ditched x86 for something better? x86-64
    Isn't it about time we ditched Microsoft Windows for something better? Windows XP
    Isn't it about time we ditched CDs for something better? Coasters
    Isn't it about time we ditched telnet for something better? Clear text passwords over HTTP
    Isn't it about time we ditched CRTs for something better? Incandescent light arrays
    Isn't it about time we ditched 20-year-old TV sets for something better? 19 year-old TV sets
    Isn't it about time we ditched COBOL for something better? FORTRAN
    Isn't it about time we ditched BASIC for something better? Power BASIC
    Isn't it about time we ditched SCO Unix for something better? SCO Linux
    Isn't it about time we ditched DOS for something better? Protected mode DOS
    Isn't it about time we ditched Dubya for something better? Jon Stewart
  19. Re:This isn't fair... on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I didn't RTFS, I just decided to try and find a humorous name that PDTP could stand for to get the +5, Funny that I need to live.

  20. apt-get, you say? on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quoth the Debian Troll:

    Even though the apt-get code is GPL'ed and therefore available for all to read, the majority of people miss a few subtle points in the source code. The assembly optimizations. The OpenGL hooks. The MP3 streaming capabilities. Instant messaging interfaces. Links to satellite tracking networks. I believe apt-get to be on par with such great open source works as the Linux kernel, Apache, and xbill. It is about the package format. It is about apt-get. It's about standing up and saying "Dammit, I'm sick of RPM not having any cluster management capabilities or Mac OS X Expose-like animations, I'm mad as hell AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANY MORE!"
  21. You forgot one line: on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the community's response.

  22. Re:Jokes, jokes and more jokes! When will it end?! on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 1
    at least CmdrTaco isn't posting dupes, like he did about 12 times last april 1 over the evil bit story.

    CmdrTaco: What's April Fool's Day?

  23. Re:What the #$%#? on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 1

    No kidding. Back in Elementary school, we had the most high-class April Fool's humor you could imagine. Like, you'd go to turn on the faucet and BAM! You get sprayed with water. I'd like to see Slashdot try to compete with that!

    Although... seeing as how Mozilla has the kitchen sink now, maybe I shouldn't taunt the April Foolish...

  24. ... Informative? on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 2, Funny

    Informative? Are the mods trying to make an April Fool's joke or are they just April Fools?

  25. If you really want a job... on Google's Copernicus Center · · Score: 2, Funny