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Sake Used to Make Wooden Speakers

geeber writes "And you thought Sake was only good with Sushi? Well, think again! IEEE Spectrum has an article on how JVC has used sake to enable making speaker cones out of wood. Wood has a wide frequency response which makes it desirable as a material for speaker cones. However Toshikatsu Kuwahata worked for 20 years trying to make the cones out of wood without cracking. Finally he discovered that soaking the wood in sake (but not whiskey) made the wood pliable enough to form into a speaker cone. So let's raise our glasses and toast those clever engineers as we crank up the volume!"

271 comments

  1. Lucky bastards. by aardvarko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell, sake enables me to make all kinds of things, most of them accessory fluids for my American Standard, but I sure as hell don't get any stinkin' Slashdot articles about them, now, do I. Harrumph.

    1. Re:Lucky bastards. by ozmo · · Score: 1

      I'll prollaby drink the sake through the shpeaker cone!

  2. Obvious! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drink enough sake and you will not see any cracks.

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    1. Re:Obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drink enough sake and crack will almost seem like a good idea.

    2. Re:Obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words:

      You can use sake for the sake of clouding your vision.

      Sorry about that, too much sake ...

    3. Re:Obvious! by r_j_prahad · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the cracks you do see will look a lot more alluring and seductive.

    4. Re:Obvious! by oregonnerd · · Score: 1

      Having drunk my share of sake (room temperature, of course, as tradition insists)...hey, they've finally found a truly good use for it! But then most readers have probably never drunk Japanese wine, beer or whiskey--in Japan, not export quality--or smoked Japanese cigarettes. There is a taste (after? under? before?) to these products that is fortunately unique. --Glenn Charles (I was home-ported in Yokosuka for three years)

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  3. Drink more rice! by Faith_Healer · · Score: 1

    Man 5 minuites with me in that workshop and he would be out of business, bring on the rice wine and rice speakers.

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    1. Re:Drink more rice! by redog · · Score: 1

      No entry for minutes in section 5 of the manual

  4. Rice, eh? by shog9 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    How can wood be made pliable enough to form into loudspeaker cones? That question stumped engineers for decades until Satoshi Imamura discovered the answer: rice wine.


    Hmmm... Perhaps a use has finally been discovered for Budweiser...
    1. Re:Rice, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bud: Low alcohol beer-substitute to make 'mericans feel like they're men.

      Bud lite: Don't know how that's possible

    2. Re:Rice, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bud lite: they add water to the horse urine...

    3. Re:Rice, eh? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I follwed that link from your post, but it says that I'm not allowed to visit their web site since I'm not old enough. Can someone here get me a fake ID so I can get in???

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  5. Can't resist it by Magickcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I guess the sound really does give you wood.

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    1. Re:Can't resist it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      no, but the sight of a crack does :-).

    2. Re:Can't resist it by cgranade · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not really... the wood gives you sound... and not just in Soviet Russia, either.

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    3. Re:Can't resist it by AaronD12 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know about you, but sake makes my wood more pliable as well... :P

    4. Re:Can't resist it by mtxmorph · · Score: 1

      I think what you mean is..

      Having wood makes a lot of sound.


      Damn, now we're screwed however you look at it ;)

    5. Re:Can't resist it by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      Just not screwed too tight, or cracks will appear.

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  6. In other news... by kilocomp · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news researchers are using wasabi to implement "Super Bass".

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh man that's funny.

    2. Re:In other news... by reub2000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      How did this get modded 5, funny? This should be -1 overrated or -1 unfunny joke.

    3. Re:In other news... by kir · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Don't forget -- konnyaku will now be used for those little rubber feet on the bottom stereo equipment.

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    4. Re:In other news... by zagmar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And I hear that nori makes a great replacement for vinyl when making records.

    5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK YOU slashdot moderators. You have not a single funny bone in your bodies. Bitches.

    6. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I thought it was amusing, kir. Mods probably don't really know what konnyaku is. It's this rubbery food that really does kinda seem like it might make good pads for stereo equipment in an odd way. It's very common in real Japanese cooking (by real I mean not this Ginsu knife show / teriyaki chicken and orange salad dressing nonsense you see in 'Japanese' restaurants in the U.S.)

    7. Re:In other news... by CarlDenny · · Score: 1

      using wasabi to implement "Super Bass".

      Are they ill-tempered?

  7. relaxed? by maxbang · · Score: 1

    When I listen to these I feel extreme relaxation so 'sake' it to me! Oh jeez, I couldn't resist. How about a Bond if Austin isn't your bag?

    These speakers are best listened to at the precise temperature of ninety-eight degrees fahrenheit.

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  8. These speakers are for one thing... by Faust7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I will use those speakers specifically for watching anime.

    It only seems appropriate.

    1. Re:These speakers are for one thing... by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      I will use those speakers specifically for watching anime.

      Nah, put them in your rice burner.

    2. Re:These speakers are for one thing... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      why is this offtopic??

      sake is from japan, anime is from japan, its a joke, i think, I hope...

      I won't make any claims to it being a good joke either.

      And now i'm off topic because of the off topic mod. man look what this bad off topic mod has done here.

  9. destroy your eardrums, become an alcoholic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't say I didn't warn you.

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    1. Re:destroy your eardrums, become an alcoholic. by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      WHERE WERE YOU A YEAR AGO?!

      God damn it I did both of those things and NOW YOUR FUCKING WARNING IS TOO LATE.

  10. Whats Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Houses made out of wood?

  11. "without cracking" by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 4, Funny
    However Toshikatsu Kuwahata worked for 20 years trying to make the cones out of wood without cracking.

    Wow, 20 years is a long time to work on a problem without cracking. Congratulations, Toshikatsu.

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    1. Re:"without cracking" by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I kind of wondered about this - after all, people have been bending and shaping wood with steam and various other tricks for hundreds of years.

      I wonder why making a speaker cone was so much of a problem? Seems like this may just have been a pet project of his, but a little historical research might have saved him a decade or two.

    2. Re:"without cracking" by DerekLyons · · Score: 0
      I kind of wondered about this - after all, people have been bending and shaping wood with steam and various other tricks for hundreds of years.
      But generally these have been strips or sheets formed into 2D shapes, the cones of a speaker are 3D shapes.
    3. Re:"without cracking" by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      Wow, 20 years is a long time to work on a problem without cracking. Congratulations, Toshikatsu.

      20 years is a long time to work on anything. Do you think this invention would have been possible if Wall Street had been breathing down his neck? Of course in Japan, a "short term" economic program is 50 years!

    4. Re:"without cracking" by stienman · · Score: 4, Informative

      but a little historical research might have saved him a decade or two.

      Making a speaker cone is not merely 'bending wood'. First the cone has to be very light, so the wood is very thin. There are lots of ways of bending nearly any thin wood. Second the cone has to be extremely dense/solid/inflexible. There is currently, as of this article, only one way to make a thin sheet of appropiate woods into the proper shape with all the desired properties.

      Besides, when's the last time you did something cool and someone dismissed it by relating a similar but non-applicable technology invented years ago? The fool is not the person who did the work. This doesn't even begin to cover all the fun 'geeky' things one might accomplish (such as a modern 8-bit computer realized in relays) for which a cheaper/better/faster/etc solution already exists.

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    5. Re:"without cracking" by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      Well, it may be that there is currently, only one person trying to do it. I don't imagine there's been teams of researchers all trying to make wooden speaker cones - especially with all the synthetic materials developed now days.

      I think you're far too quick to dismiss the tremendous skills wood workers have developed over the years. People have done some amazing things - far more complex and demanding than speaker cones.

      Of course, it seems you've bought into the market hype (which is largely what the article seems to me) - Pavlov would be so proud! This really looks like it's going to be sold as an executive vanity item rather than something really revolutionary. From a marketing perspective, the "can only be done with sake" line just make it sound more elite.

    6. Re:"without cracking" by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 1

      Dude, you've got a respectful and interesting point of view.

      But damn, what's with the .sig? Do you really believe that?

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    7. Re:"without cracking" by iNetRunner · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wow, 20 years is a long time to work on a problem without cracking. Congratulations, Toshikatsu.
      Well.. He did turn to booze.
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    8. Re:"without cracking" by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      time ti nitpick, he did say he found a way to do it that worked before, but it wasn't economical, to expensive to manufacture. So its the 2nd way known:)

    9. Re:"without cracking" by raider_red · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just turn it on a lathe?

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    10. Re:"without cracking" by boinger · · Score: 1
      It wouldn't work. You destroy the grain fibers when you're turning it. Bending permits the strength of the grain to be maintained.

      Wood grain is very much like a bundle of long drinking straws (obviously, much smaller). Think about if you took your big straw bundle and carved out the center. Not so strong.

      If you were able to convince your straws to bend smoothly, then glued the ends together (modern glues are stronger than the wood itself), the shape you desired is achieved, and the structure of that shape is extremely strong.

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  12. In response to the inevitable... by -kertrats- · · Score: 0

    'whats the point of this? why would i want this? isn't it easier to just get normal speakers?' That question's gonna come up inevitably in this thread (it always does). The simple answer, that has been used time and time again, is 'because we can.'

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    1. Re:In response to the inevitable... by shog9 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, the article states:
      wood, Kuwahata knew, has qualities that could make it a superior choice for sound reproduction. For one thing, sound propagates very quickly through wood, which means that the speaker can produce a wide range of frequencies. Wood also has an internal damping effect, which leads to a smoother frequency response.
      ...but then again, what do i know? Maybe they gave the same reasons back when wood-panel stationwagons first came out...
  13. Temperature by halo8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    now.. was that Hot or Cold sake?

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    1. Re:Temperature by RayMarron · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd waste the Junmai Ginjo on speaker cones! Most likely the "wine in a bag" quality stuff they heat up and give people with their Sake bombers.

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    2. Re:Temperature by Manfre · · Score: 1

      I bet if you were to try and touch the sake to judge the temperature, you would pull back a nub!

  14. All you ever wanted to know... by tcopeland · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...about sake. From the site:
    Chouki Jukuseishu - Aged for 3 years or more in storage tanks after brewing, this sake is darker and has a heavier flavor.
    The Guinness of sake, maybe?
    1. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny
      Aged for 3 years or more

      Good. I can't stand underaged drinking.

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    2. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, for Guinness sake.

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    3. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by kfg · · Score: 5, Informative

      Then that's probably a good sake to avoid, because it's expensive, and what everyone 20 years ago would have called "ruined" sake.

      Sake is beer, not wine. That "rice wine" thing is a cultural misnomer that is now confusing even the Japanese. Beer does not age for more than a few months at best. Light beers, as rice beer by its very nature is, do not age at all really. They are best consumed as close to being poured from the keg as possible. One tries to keep beer if one needs to. From going bad. It is difficult in most cases.

      The very link you provide notes that you can keep most sake for about 2 months. I'm not sure why you'd want to. It's like refusing to drink a Bud until it's past its sell by date. You buy it when you want it, and drink it. Like beer.

      These aged sakes are being marketed because the customer has started demanding that their "wine" be properly aged, and frankly, it's driving the brewers nuts. Centuries of tradition and a lifetime of practice to produce the very best, fresh sake, and now they're being forced to put it in barrels and let it go to ruin before people will buy it. For a while they responded with a "customer education" campaign, and some of them report being verbally abused by customers who thought the brewers were trying to rip them off by insisting the fresh stuff was the good stuff.

      But, they are businessmen. If that's what the customer insists upon, and is even willing to pay a premium price for, well, then I guess that's what the customer will be sold.

      Maybe it will drive the price of fresh down so I can afford more of it. I like sake.

      Now if I can only find a way to drive down the price of 25 year old cognac. I like that stuff too, but it's usually E&J for me.

      KFG

    4. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > Oh, for Guinness sake

      Nicely done.

    5. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      Now if I can only find a way to drive down the price of 25 year old cognac.

      Here you go:

      1. Buy ten-year-old-cognac
      2. Keep it fifteen years
      3. Drink!

      You're welcome.

    6. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by warrax_666 · · Score: 1
      It's like refusing to drink a Bud until it's past its sell by date.


      Likening Bud to beer is just wrong (yes, I'm European). Please don't do it again.
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    7. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      I like that stuff too, but it's usually E&J for me.


      Have you ever drank Crown Royal or Canadian Club? They are blended (dont get fooled by 'single malt purists', they are in the same racket as the misinformed sake-agers you speak of... blended != bad, the brewer has a goal; good whisky, blending enables that goal... as does single-malt... one is not an automatic moral/technical superior). They are BOTH quite good.. I prefer the malty richness of the CC.

    8. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, my entire family is from Ireland, and when they come to the US, rather than demand imports from back home, they clamor from Budweiser.

      I also work with a gentleman from Germany, and Budweiser is his drink of choice, as well.

      Myself, I really enjoy a good heffeweisen, like Erdinger or Weihenstephaner.

    9. Re:All you ever wanted to know... by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

      This might not be completely relevant, but I seem to recall a drink called "mirin" described as "rice wine" (I mean, as opposed to sake). Or is mirin just a different kind of sake?

      For that matter, is there an equivalent of wine?

  15. But how was it discovered? by product+byproduct · · Score: 3, Funny

    20 years of effort and it's still not working. Time to get drunk. [after a few bottles] heeey woooody, you wanty some sake tooooo?

  16. Sake! by dolo666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Drink enough sake and you become excellent karate fighter too! :-)

  17. What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile App by B747SP · · Score: 5, Informative
    What *I* love about slashdot is that there is no requirement that a poster must read the effing article before being modded up.

    I wonder when we'll see wood-cone based speakers filter into the world of hi-fi, if ever.

    RTFA....

    This year, JVC introduced its first wood-cone speaker product based on Imamura's process

    and

    The system ships in May, at a suggested retail price of US $550. Back in Maebashi, Japan, his mission accomplished, Kuwahata has announced his retirement.

    sigh....

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  18. Re:Audiophile applications by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering people claim to be able to tell the difference between a Stratovarius (spelling?) and an inferior wooden violin, I'm sure phonophiles will be able to tell the difference between a wooden and titanium speaker (well, will at least be sucked up to by sales droids to open their wallets and pay for the wooden ones).

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  19. Re:Audiophile applications by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make sure your home is termite free. Or you just might find holes in your speakers. Damn those things, I hope they choke on a splinter!

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  20. fluent japanese speaker by riqnevala · · Score: 4, Funny

    After licking too many speakers, they'll start singing karaoke..?

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  21. Quality? by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article mentions that "But wood, Kuwahata knew, has qualities that could make it a superior choice for sound reproduction. For one thing, sound propagates very quickly through wood, which means that the speaker can produce a wide range of frequencies. Wood also has an internal damping effect, which leads to a smoother frequency response."

    However, it doesn't tell us how they actually sound as compared to other speakers. Is there any comparison data out there?

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    1. Re:Quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't frequency the most important consideration re: accurate reproduction? What type of data are you referring to?

    2. Re:Quality? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Flat frequency response on axis. Low levels of distortion. Reasonably uniform off-axis response. Ability to be used at high SPL without self-destructing.

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    3. Re:Quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      audiophile: theyre expensive and made through a complicated and exotic process, they sound better

    4. Re:Quality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah no shit... "you say these cones are stretched lamb foreskin?? amazing? I need a 6.1 system."

    5. Re:Quality? by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Well IIRC Davis makes wood "speakers" cones. they look like gramaphone speakers, and are known to be their best speakers (And davis speakers really rocks ), especially for classical music. But they are priced at about hmm something like 12000 euros. I can believe they sound good at that price :)

    6. Re:Quality? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      the other problem is that the sound does NOT travel through the speaker cone. the speaker cone is nothing moer than a baffle that is creating the air disturbance from the piston action the speaker motor is creating from the analog signal it is fed.

      I cannot see how the choice of the cone material, outside of rigidity, flexibility and weight as well as texture will affect or color the sound. I am sure they can mold a polycarbonate that very closely approximates wood (and what kind of wood?) for a cone, and the right combination of materials can be used to create any combination of properties you desire with composites.

      I really dont see the sane reasoning behind a 20 year quest to make a speaker cone out of wood other than some engineering geek to say "See, I told you it could be done!"

      cabinets? Yes, they resonate, I really dont want my speaker cone to resonate, that is why the high end stuff has a rough coating on the rear of the cone to dissapate the reflected waves inside the cabinet (as most speaker cabinets are poorly designed... Yes, your $1000.00 a piece speakers are poorly designed... go take a look at the construction of a $30,000.00 speaker cabinet and you will understand.)

      Unfortunately the article does not go into any real detail as to the decision the engineer made or the real reasons behind it.

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  22. Re:Audiophile applications by CaptBubba · · Score: 4, Funny
    It leads to another whole set of different things to tweak. Wood grain spacing, denisity, type sepcies, and even where the tree was grown could all alter the sonic properties.

    Of course, true to hi-fi traditions, the best wood will bee the rarest tree on the planet soaked in the oldest and most expensive saki, thereby keeping high end speaker prices in the upper statosphere.

  23. Wrong questions by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For Audiophiles the questions isn't how they sound, it's how much they cost and how they flavor the sound. If this takes off in the land on 'Electrons flow better if you hook a cable up one way, but if you reverse it it sounds worse' expect to see fights breaking out on what brand of Sake is best for this application.

    1. Re:Wrong questions by eric434 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, that cable phenomena you speak of has nothing to do with which directions electrons "flow better" in. Generally, many audiophile cables have a separate shield that is connected at one end, and in order for it to introduce the least amount of noise possible it should be connected at the source end -- hence cable directionality. Also (and more debatably), if you see the trace on a time domain reflectometer of an audio cable (with said construction) connected wrong way round, then you'll be pretty horrified at the massive impedance artifacts.

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  24. Twenty years for this? by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hmmm... I remember seeing something on TV showing the Inuits building canoes out of wooden planks that were made pliable with boiling hot seal oil. That was at least 20 years ago. If only the subject of the story had watched the same program I did back then...

    1. Re:Twenty years for this? by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      I think a cone small enough to fit in a speaker requires a hell of a lot more pliability than the gentle curve of a canoe.

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    2. Re:Twenty years for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh thanks. Cue the blowing seal jokes now why don't you!

    3. Re:Twenty years for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably did. So he went to see a Sake Master to become an apprentice.

      For 3 years he had to sweep the floor to learn the proper disicpline.

      For 6 years he had to learn to blow glass to make the bottles.

      For 2 years he had learn how to gather water from the Tengan stream using buckets made only from the finest Japanese oak.

      For 4 years he had to learn how to grow rice.

      For 3 years he had to learn how to cook the rice using charcoal made from Cedar trees.

      For 2 years he finally learned how to make sake.

      BTW, I heard the speaker make from Whiskey. I couldn't tell the difference.

    4. Re:Twenty years for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The generally accepted way of making wood pliable for building is to steam the wood. No idea why the Inuit would use seal oil instead, seems a bit harder, or at least smellier.

      http://www.megspace.com/lifestyles/njmarine/Stea m. html

      from which we get the following table:

      The following are some general dimensions to which some wood can be bent:

      Ash............4.5" radius
      Cherry.......6" radius
      Elm...........2" radius
      Hickory.....2" radius
      Maple.......8" radius
      Oak...........2" radius
      Walnut......3" radius

  25. Violins too by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A similar trick was apparently "used" by Stradivarius in making violins, in that inadvertent soaking in brine in combination with the usual varnishes applied creates a good sound. More info further down on this page. I've listened to a talk by Nagyvary in which one of his violins was played, and it's truly stunning to hear (I used to play the violin before I found out I was better at coding :)

  26. Hmm... by odano · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear their next move is to replace titanium tweeters with spicy rolls.

  27. Why not ammonia? by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Every good balsa wood butcher knows that adding ammonium hydroxide to water and boiling it and then soaking the wood in it makes the wood very pliable. This has the added benefit of 1. It's cheaper. 2. More fun because you get to drink the sake while you play with your wood.

    BTM

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    1. Re:Why not ammonia? by A+Bugg · · Score: 1

      More fun because you get to drink the sake while you play with your wood.

      Are you sure you are talking about making speakers.

      A Bugg

    2. Re:Why not ammonia? by Cranky_92109 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...you get to drink the sake while you play with your wood.

      I tried for a long time to think of a joke funnier than this quote.
      I couldn't, so lets see it one more time.

      ...you get to drink the sake while you play with your wood.

    3. Re:Why not ammonia? by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      More fun because you get to drink the sake while you play with your wood.

      I prefer to save the food and beverages until after I'm done with that.

    4. Re:Why not ammonia? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      No wonder you're not getting any. You're supposed to wine and dine her BEFORE the wood gets played with...

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  28. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    It's funny, because I think I've been duped into following goatse.cx redirects and whatnot more often than I RTFA.

    This Slashdot culture can't be healthy.

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  29. Kanpai! by ttfkam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sumimasen. Sake o kudasai.

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    1. Re:Kanpai! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      hmmm ... you mean either:


      (o)sake wo motte kitte kudasai.


      or just


      sake kudasai!

      Let's have our gratuitous / pretentious use of Japanese at least be accurate, ne?

    2. Re:Kanpai! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. You're not even Japanese, judging by your sig.

    3. Re:Kanpai! by ttfkam · · Score: 1

      Thanks... Just starting out.

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    4. Re:Kanpai! by ttfkam · · Score: 1

      Dude. Lighten up.

      No, I'm not Japanese. I'm just a gaijin trying to say "cheers."

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  30. In related (but pretty old) news.... by wetson · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's been confirmed that alcohol can loosen up the most wooden of individuals.

  31. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by B747SP · · Score: 1

    Slashdot editors only put goatse and tubgirl links in the articles on April 1st.

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  32. And now for you religious music fans... by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, if religious music is what spins your wheels, now you can have wooden speakers made with... what else but Christ's Sake :-)

    1. Re:And now for you religious music fans... by Matarick · · Score: 1
      This is my body, with extra crispy rice flavor.
      *insert bell music*
      This is my blood, drink from it since it is very warm.
      *insert bell music*

      Ahh, memories attending mass. ^_^

  33. Re:Audiophile applications by DumbRedGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Aside from the differing sonic qualities of the wood, I wonder how it will hold up to temperature and humidity. Even if the speakers sound great, they have to be able to be used for more than a few months.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see this be chic in audiophile circles. The irony of expensive wood sounding great but cheap paper being crap would be could be very appealing to members of the Golden Ear Club.

  34. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by eric434 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uh, I did read the article. But the speakers they're making look like they're aimed at the "Executive desk stereo" market, not the audio market.

    These are audiophile speakers:
    http://www.wilsonaudio.com

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  35. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    Actually, they don't even do that, they just post stupid articles that aren't funny and hope that the commentors with save them... and they always do.

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  36. Re:Audiophile applications by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As anyone who has had a brush with the world of hi-fi knows, if the material or process just sounds exotic enough and is expensive enough, it will sell very well no matter what the actual benefits may be.

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  37. Re:Audiophile applications by Osty · · Score: 1

    well, will at least be sucked up to by sales droids to open their wallets and pay for the wooden ones

    Who needs fancy wood speaker cones when sales droids can already sell a set of piece of shit $2.50 paper cone speakers for $3000+? (yes, I'm talking about Bose). However, I wouldn't trash the idea that audiophiles can tell the difference between cone materials. I'm no audiophile, but I've listened to enough mid- to high-range systems that I can tell what sounds good to me and what doesn't.


    If Bose systems sound good to you, and you don't mind paying 3 to 5 times more than necessary, then enjoy! My own shitty Definitive satellite system set me back less than $1000, and sounds just as good to me as a friend's $3000 Lifestyle system from Bose (both suffer from being satellite speakers rather than full-range, but at least I saved $2000 with my purchase).

  38. Re:Audiophile applications by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering people claim to be able to tell the difference between a Stratovarius (spelling?) and an inferior wooden violin

    I'm picturing a cross between a stratocaster and a Stradivarius...

  39. Re:Audiophile applications by crackshoe · · Score: 1

    If you can afford true audiophine equipement, your entire city can be climate controlled.

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  40. After 20 years of saki on his expense reports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    He had to show some kind of results.

  41. Leaves a lot of questions... by CNERD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't the wood have to be rather thick/dense/heavy to not want to crack under the pressure (thereby making the speaker ineffecient)? Wouldn't thin wood respond the same as our 20 year old paper cones?

    1. Re:Leaves a lot of questions... by DirkGently · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe not. Not meaning to sound condescending, but paper is made out of itty bitty chunks of wood glued together. What's stronger, a house made out of stone or one made out of sand? Sand is just little chunks of rock, after all. Even if you were to compare cement to rock (which is a pretty good analogy), I'd still put my money on a nice slab of granite.

      The "saki process" evidently allows the wood to be reformed without the cracking, and then the sealer keeps it from cracking due to moisture. It probably also adds a certain amount of strength.

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    2. Re:Leaves a lot of questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Wouldn't thin wood respond the same as our 20 year old paper cones?

      Obviously not.

  42. Re:Audiophile applications by macshit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    High end manufacturers already use titanium for tweeters and epoxy-treated paper for woofers. The question here would be whether the wood could be manufactured with enough consistency in sonic properties as to ensure reliably good sound quality.

    I don't know about wood, but I've heard titanium tweeters get dissed on quite a bit for being too fatiguing (shrill, brittle), and a popular alternative (which are purported to sound more pleasant) are silk-dome tweeters -- so certainly organic materials are in the running.

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  43. the reverse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sake is also used to make wooden speakers
    more lifelike when they talk in front of audiences.

    Down a few cups of piss warm sour water and the most most wooden speaker is gonna be much more relaxed.

  44. Americans already drink much rice! by Osty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Budweiser, the king of rice beers.


    (It's a flash page, so I can't link to the ingredients directly. Make up an age over 21, click on the Beer menu item, then "All About the Beer" at the bottom, then the "Making It" choice on the top left, then Ingredients.)

    1. Re:Americans already drink much rice! by raodin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It [rice] provides a balance necessary to Budweiser's trademark 'drinkability.'"

      I can see why they put "drinkability" in quotes.. wouldn't want to get smacked for false advertising.

  45. Listen to the radio by PHPhD2B · · Score: 1

    for good time's Sake

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  46. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

    JVC is making good quality speakers now? Damn, I must be behind in the times. Time to trade in my Triangles I guess.

  47. Re:Audiophile applications by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

    Hah Bose, I cannot believe people actually spend money on that absolute junk. Granted I'm not high end audiophile, I use Triangle speakers and my whole system is about $5K setup. It's amazing when I walk through a store and hear their top of the line speakers that cost more then I paid and they sound like absolute shit.

  48. Re:THE JIMMY O'LEARY PHENOMENON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt he the guy from that old Emerson Lake and Palmer song?

    Jimothy Leary's dead. Oh no no no. He's outside... drinkin' gin.

  49. heh by RelliK · · Score: 1

    I prefer to have my wood and my sake separately...

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  50. Maybe it's the Sake by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

    but what does Gilbert Godfrey have to do with wooden speakers?

  51. But wait! by Captain+Irreverence · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they're made of wood, then scientifically speaking they must weigh the same as a duck. And therefore:

    They're a witch! Burn them, burn them!

  52. Speaker materials by The+Munger · · Score: 5, Informative

    You would be suprised at the different materials conventional speaker cones are made from. You've probably seen plastic and paper cones. Probably even a few different types of plastics.

    Speaker cones have to low resonance or at least a very narrow frequency range they resonate in. With a narrow resonating range, you can just put a low-pass/high-pass filter on it so it never receives the resonating frequencies - they get sent to another speaker with a different resonant frequency.

    Metal tweeters have become very popular recently. Any really light, but tough metal is good. Alumin(i)um and titanium are the most commonly used, but there are some more exotic ones like Focal/JMLabs beryllium tweeters. The problem with metal cones is that they act like tuning forks - a really narrow resonant frequency range, but if they hit it they really resonate. My B&W 603s have aluminium woofers - which I just love the sound of. They cut them off pretty low though.

    Kevlar (yes, the bullet proof vest material) is also a popular material at the moment. B&W and Wharfdale are two companies that make Kevlar based drivers. B&W have some interesting documents on their web site on what makes it such a good material.

    Wooden cones would have a nice wide frequency range. Think about how wood sounds when you knock it with your knuckles - a nice dull thud. Yes, I'm ignoring all the musical instruments made of wood. I'm talking about your normal block of wood. They already make the vast majority of speaker cabinets out of wood precisely for the low-resonant properties that it exhibits.

    This is interesting news in the world of hi-fi.

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    1. Re:Speaker materials by Reverberant · · Score: 4, Informative
      You would be suprised at the different materials conventional speaker cones are made from. You've probably seen plastic and paper cones. Probably even a few different types of plastics.

      Everything from paper to polypropylene to Kevlar

      Speaker cones have to low resonance or at least a very narrow frequency range they resonate in.

      This depends on a lot of things. A speaker driver cone by itself has a particular resonance frequency. The sharpness (or 'Q') of the resonance is dependent on the mass of the cone, and the stiffness of the surround.

      However, once you put the speaker driver into an enclosure of finite volume (like a box), the resonance changes. The amount of the resonance change, and the new Q depends on the driver parameters, and the box parameters (size, port dimensions, stuffing, etc). For some low-frequency speaker designs (notably the band-pass designs popularized by Bose and boomcars) you want the resonance - that's how you get your output. Other designs (like my own, see my web page if you're interested), try to minimize the Q while still designing for an extended bass response. It's all about give and take.

      Generally you try to stay away from resonances for mid-range and high-frequency speakers, but much of the time the resonance occurs outside of the frequency range of interest, so it's not a problem. (I suppose it could be a problem if the cross-over design is borked.)

      What can be a problem is ugly breakup modes that occur when the speaker driver stops moving as a piston, and starts flexing. This flexing causes sound waves that add and cancel at certain frequencies, resulting in nasty sounds.

      Kevlar (yes, the bullet proof vest material) is also a popular material at the moment. B&W and Wharfdale are two companies that make Kevlar based drivers. B&W have some interesting documents on their web site [bwspeakers.com] on what makes it such a good material.

      Kevlar was a very popular material in the late 80's/early 90's. It has better moisture resistance than paper cones which helps durability. It's stronger than paper, but that doesn't make a large difference - most of the strength of a driver comes from the conical shape, not the material. Plus, you can corrugate the driver for additional strength. But the added strength does help to reduce the severity of break-up modes. It can't eliminate them however, because the modal behavior is a function of it's size and shape.

      Wooden cones would have a nice wide frequency range.

      The "frequency range" of wooden (or other cones) is meaningless. A speaker cone is essentially a piston. If it stays rigid, we get well understood pistonic behavior, and all is well. If it breaks up, it sounds like crap. If the material is delicate, it will break. If the material is heavy, the resonance frequency is reduced, and you lose sensitivity. You're changing the mass and strength parameters, which I suppose can have an audible effect. This might be a breakthrough in manufacturing techniques, but this isn't a breakthrough in sound.

    2. Re:Speaker materials by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Wooden cones would have a nice wide frequency range.

      There is a whole school of thought in audio engineering, mostly driven by the Japaneese, that a single, crossover-less driver is the way to go in speaker design. The closest thing you can get to a single-driver full-range speaker right now is either an electrostatic, which dosen't go very low. There are many single-driver designs out there, but I haven't seen any that hit the trifecta of high sensitivity (for your 10W Single Ended Triode tube amp, of course :), low distortion, and wide frequency range.

      Think about how wood sounds when you knock it with your knuckles - a nice dull thud. Yes, I'm ignoring all the musical instruments made of wood. I'm talking about your normal block of wood. They already make the vast majority of speaker cabinets out of wood precisely for the low-resonant properties that it exhibits.

      Actually, the vast majority of speaker cabinets are made out of MDF, or Medium Desnsity Fiberboard, or what most subflooring is made out of these days. MDF is just wood dust compressed back together to make a denser, more uniform material. You can get hardwood that's just as dense, but it's much more expensive to start with, and getting a lot of it without knots or other irregularities is *really* expensive.

      The really high end speakers use exotic materials like Corian or granite. Expensive countertop materials seem to be all the rage. The ultra-high-end Wilson Audio speakers mount the tweeters and midranges on a Corian-like material, or so I've heard. The denser the material == the higher the resonant frequency == the less likely it is to resonate, enough for you to hear at lest.

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    3. Re:Speaker materials by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      Actually, the vast majority of speaker cabinets are made out of MDF, or Medium Desnsity Fiberboard My speakers claim in the manual to be made out of "High density MDF".

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    4. Re:Speaker materials by Almost-Retired · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the vast majority of speaker cabinets are made out of MDF, or Medium Desnsity Fiberboard,

      Now I have to relate a story that I witnessed as an employee of a hi-fi business in so-cal back in about 1960. The above statement hasn't always been true.

      We had just received a pair of new Bozak B-305 speakers, and the store owner/manager was a bit of an audio engineer, with as golden a set of ears as mine were at the time.

      He took just one of the two speaker cabinets apart, added some additional bracing struts from top to bottom, front to back, and side to side, then filled it up with about 5x as much of that expanded kraft paper deadening material as the box originally had. Lots of epoxy glue, and even a screw or 20 carefully laid in under the veneer on what started out as a 1" thick plywood box.

      When the glue had cured and it was all back together, with the only external differences seen being a few screws in the back panel, that box sounded like a solid block of marble when tapped with a hammer. I mean it just clicked, no thump at all. The factory stock box still had a bonk to the sound when tapped with the hammer.

      A fellow by the name of Cook had some experimental 78 rpm lp recordings out at the time, from unusual sources, like seismographic sounds of earthquakes in both real time, and sped up so they could be heard, also some persussion solo's on various instruments. The most impressive of these was a tympani solo, where at the end of each phrase of the music, the player released the pedal that tightened the skin, and you could, on the unmodified speaker, hear the squeek of the pedal as it was released, but that was the end of the sound.

      Throwing the switch to the modified box, and replaying that section of the record (we were using a Withers variable capacitor cartridge in its own arm and turntable at the time, a great cartridge, unforch stereo the design couldn't do) the squeek of the pedal was heard just as clearly, but then the air pressure waves in the room told you that the now loose skin was still flapping for about 3 or 4 more bounces. Literally, the room was moving up and down according to your senses.

      Both drivers were the special 'AL' models, and could throw the cones nearly 3/4" both ways from resting without botttoming, or generating any detectable 3rd harmonics from doing it. And they were somewhat more efficient than the soon to come on the market Acoustic Research bookshelf speakers that gave the world halfway decent, compact sound for the first time. We were using a Harmon Kardon amp, the first decent transistorized amp ever, and their magazine advs at the time called it a straight piece of wire with gain. 100 watts, response to almost DC, and was to DC if the input capacitor was shorted via a switch on the rear apron.

      I've since experimented some on my own, but nothing that matched that for shear, stand the hair up on the back of your neck, realism.

      It showed me that you can't make a speaker cabinet too solid. A couple inch thick slab of marble ought to work just fine for box walls.

      Cheers, Gene

    5. Re:Speaker materials by nattt · · Score: 1

      "The closest thing you can get to a single-driver full-range speaker right now is either an electrostatic, which dosen't go very low. There are many single-driver designs out there, but I haven't seen any that hit the trifecta of high sensitivity (for your 10W Single Ended Triode tube amp, of course :), low distortion, and wide frequency range."

      The "classic" single driver is the Lowther, which is extremely efficient, covers the range, and when used with the correct horn, produces beautiful music. I rarely use more than 1 watt with mine, but one I put 10 watts in and got some very clean sounding music at 120db, which is not bad for technology that goes back to the 30s.

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    6. Re:Speaker materials by Jon+Erikson · · Score: 1

      As I recall someone made a set of speakers where the cabinet was made from slate just for this reason. I can't remember whether they were ever commercially available though... this was about four years ago I think.

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    7. Re:Speaker materials by JBMcB · · Score: 1
      The above statement hasn't always been true.

      Of course, but nowadays I'd dare to say most speakers are MDF. It's just lightyears nicer to work with and cheaper than hardwoods, or marble :)

      A fellow by the name of Cook had some experimental 78 rpm lp recordings out at the time,

      Is his stuff available on LP, or CD? It sounds really interesting. I'm a fledgling oddball LP collector, I've got some fun early synthesizer demo LP's, and some odd technology demo LP's (dbx demo disc, dbx processor required :)

      All things considered, I love my Magneplanars :)

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    8. Re:Speaker materials by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm aware of. The heyday of 78rpm lp records was rather short, pretty much doomed by the onslaught of stereo lp's back then.

      The average set of tin ears never appreciated the difference, and a 12 minute play time, reduced to about 6 for the earthquake record because the grooves were so far apart in the real time section, meant they only sold to the golden ear crowd.

      If you find one of the cook 78's in an estate auction, (or even better at a flea market) listening to it will be a brand new experience unless somebody has tried to play it in an old acoustic, steel needle player. But you'll see that, the grooves will not be nice and shiny. Leave that one in the box of junk its probably rattling around in.

      I wish I had better news, but... sorry.

      Cheers, Gene

    9. Re:Speaker materials by FauxReal · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'd like to hear more about this Cook guy... can you give me some info?

    10. Re:Speaker materials by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      About all I recall after 44 years is the name Emory Cook, I never managed to meet the man, and AFAIK no relation to the Emory Koch of dragster fame back in '58-59 or so. From the Koch & Bedwell pairing, built the first rail job that went over 160mph in the 1/4 mile. That one spoke very poor english either time I talked to him at the AATA strip in Cordova IL that I frequented back in my 'salad days'. But he sure could make what was fast stuff back then. His biggest bitch about dragging was the $40 everytime the light turned green. Today, I'd expect its about $400 per trigger pull... Expensive hobbies, sound & dragging... Go-Kart was cheaper by far, so I did a lot of that. I've had the blacktop going by at >130mph less than an inch below my rectum for miles at a time. Several times, its great fun, and very educational. It will make a better driver out of you out on the street too IF the machine has the horsepower to explore the envelope. Kart track karts with a 5hp briggs should all be crushed, absolutely worthless for the driving lessons. You need 30+ horsepower to play in that league. I've also managed about half a million on 2 wheels (only 2 broken bones in that distance!), but never actually raced a bike.

      Humm, I guess I got off topic, sorry.

      Cheers, Gene

  53. Re:Audiophile applications by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    I had a friend who owned two electric guitars.
    Both guitars were made by the same manufacturer.
    One guitar was made from pieces of whole wood, and the other guitar's neck was made of a kind of pulp-wood.

    Even with NO amplification at all, if you put your ear against the neck of the guitars while strumming chords on them, you noticed that the one carved out of a natural block of wood sounded much warmer and richer than the other.

    Extending my analogy, I'd expect the sound coming out of wood-cone speakers to be much more natural sounding that sound coming out of a pulp-paper cone...

    Of course people say cone made from composite materials should give an ever MORE realistic sound, since the have even lower latency and add less coloration.

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  54. How is this NEWS? by DKConstant · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've known for YEARS that alcohol makes music sound better! Where's MY article?

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  55. Re:Audiophile applications by Reverberant · · Score: 4, Funny
    I wonder when we'll see wood-cone based speakers filter into the world of hi-fi, if ever.

    They've been around for some time. They're called "paper cones"

    :)
  56. No need to write Inuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inuit is plural. One is Inuk.

  57. Drink up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's probably drinking a lot of it too: http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/WEBONLY/resource/apr0 4/0404tool01.jpg

  58. Hmmm... Wooden speakers... by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to get some of these just to have a friend come over, look at them, and say "Cool! Amish speakers!"

    1. Re:Hmmm... Wooden speakers... by Perdition · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, the Amish that read SlashDot are gonna land on you like a badly-lashed barnwall after that cheap shot. Kiss yo' Karma Gute Nacht, John Book.

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  59. Re:Audiophile applications by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 1

    Some mid-end vintage audiophile stuff can be had pretty inexpensively. A Marantz 2240 (what I use now) costs about $200, and sounds much better than any other reciever in that price range today.

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  60. What I'm waiting for... by Perdition · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm waiting for car audio applications so that the following conversation may be possible:

    "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

    "Well, I'm sure I wasn't speeding, officer."

    "Sniff, sniff... Would you kindly step out of the vehicle, sir?"

    "Oh, the smell! You see, my speakers are soaked with sake. You know, for the wood. Wooden speakers soaked in sake! I don't drink and drive. Seriously."

    "Tell you what, sir, just step back here to my car..."

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  61. Oh boy! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let's go clear cut some more trees to sell to Japan for more useless Walmart crap that will end up in the landfill...

    1. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what they'll be doing with wooden speaker cones, but guitars (nice ones, at least) are typically made out of wood grown specially for the purpose. This allows them to have control over the growing, the cutting, and the seasoning of the wood.

      The point being that they typically do not cut down existing trees. They cut down only ones they have planted.

      Again, this is for nice-quality guitars. If you're talking about cheap ones like that Antonio Banderas lookalike sells on late night infomercials, all bets are off.

    2. Re:Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woa.. now if that aint a bitter remark, I dunno what is!

  62. You must be 18 years or older... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This begs the question: Are minors allowed to own these speakers?

  63. Other materials tested? by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Homer Simpson is offering to test "donut" speakers.

    "Mmmmmmmmmmm.......donut speakers."

  64. I'm soaking it in saki right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but my wood is not getting any softer.

  65. Wooden Horns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You use an Edison Triumph phonograph for your pix on this. It has a wooden horn. I have one.

  66. Actually, resonance is bad in speakers by tentimestwenty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The resonance of wood soaked in brine or sake may help a Stradivarius, but in a speaker cone the only two factors that make a good one are lightness and stiffness. Any kind of resonance introduces a sound of its own that isn't present in the recording. Hi-fi types refer to this as coloration. If the JVC guys have been working on wood cones for 20 years it's because it is relatively inert, strong and light, not because it adds a particular sonic character of its own. It's very hard to build something that has no negative effect due to its form, yet creates a large positive secondary effect - a basic law of nature and the fundamentals of engineering.

    1. Re:Actually, resonance is bad in speakers by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      in a speaker cone the only two factors that make a good one are lightness and stiffness.

      Funny, I wouldn't think that any alcohol would be associated with stiffness...

    2. Re:Actually, resonance is bad in speakers by martissimo · · Score: 1

      Funny, I wouldn't think that any alcohol would be associated with stiffness...

      Never got a hot girl liquored up enough to say "yes" i'm guessing? ;)

    3. Re:Actually, resonance is bad in speakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Any kind of resonance introduces a sound of its own that isn't present in the recording.
      >Hi-fi types refer to this as coloration. If the JVC guys have been working on wood cones

      Sonic Coloration can be good or bad. Vacuum tube geeks like the "warmth" sound colorized
      by vacuum tube amp. It is like cookery, some prefer salad and some prefer curry, while
      the salad guy complains curry's flavour is too strong. And the curry guy stresses that he like
      the taste of curry. Both salad and curry can be
      good to different person. Whilst there is Universal bad sonic colorization, it is like MSG.
      It may taste good in first bite and sucks if you take too much.

      >If the JVC guys have been working on wood cones for 20 years it's because it is relatively
      >inert, strong and light, not because it adds a particular sonic character of its own.

      For the case of this particular wood cone speaker, as a tube geek, I can confidently assure
      you that it sounds 100% identical with the rest of JVC mini-hifi in range >$600USD.
      For under $5USD, you can possibly salvage a pair of old harman/kardon HK195 computer speaker.
      Together with a Soundblaster live, your computer can sound much better than this typical
      JVC-sound mini-hifi.

  67. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by dj245 · · Score: 1
    Grandparent:I wonder when we'll see wood-cone based speakers filter into the world of hi-fi, if ever.
    Parent: RTFA....

    I wonder if when we'll see from these sort of posts next is a new mod modifier- "-1, Blithering idiot didn't read the article and posted a 'i wonder when we'll see ...' " comment.

    oops now i've done it too.

    -1, Blithering idiot didn't read the article and posted a "i wonder when we'll see" ... comment.

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  68. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by mesach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When most audiophiles speak of Hi-Fi, they are not speaking of the best speakers money can buy at Best Buy, they are speaking to the fact that there are speaker manufacturers out there that sell at places that you drive past all the time but dont know about because, you have to be looking for the type of audio to know that they sell stuff there that you couldn't possibly afford.(not speaking of YOU specifically)

    $550 wont even come close to buying me a center channel let alone a PAIR of low/Highend speakers

    I Personally prefer a good set of ESL's, I just like the sound.

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  69. RTFA by bannedbyfark · · Score: 1

    The second half of the article brings up an odd point... why would you want to use an LCD screen to light your room? Sounds like a fancy way of burning out pixels so you have to replace your TV sooner.

    1. Re:RTFA by ChestyLaRueGal · · Score: 1

      of course they would want you to burn out your lcd screens faster more profit for them

    2. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... offtopic?

    3. Re:RTFA by Junta · · Score: 1

      Huh, burn out pixels? If the lighting the room aspect involves the display components themselves, it would only be the LCD backlight, and it may very well be a completely independent light. Once manufactured correctly, the most common problem I've seen in LCDs in normal operation is the backlight dying, and if that light is used more, then it will go out more quickly, but killing pixels through this operation isn't really likely at all, it is two totally different things.

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  70. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "What *I* love about slashdot is that there is no requirement that a poster must read the effing article before being modded up."

    To be fair, half the stories that Slashdot links to aren't available because of too much traffic. I agree that sometimes stupid comments get modded up, but at the same time, you eventually get sick of even trying to RTFA.

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  71. Re:Audiophile applications by crackshoe · · Score: 1

    when i hear/read audiophile, i generally think of the high end crazies. while i'm an audio nerd, i've been to too many heavy metal shows to hear the differance between a 2 dollar extension cord and a hundred dollar extension cord. So, yeah, i was being overly broad. i mean, i have a 400 dollar turntable and expensive monoblock amps running up to nice speaker towers, but i'm playing a punk record i got for a quarter at the salvation army. ::shrug:: i stopped putting money into audio and started pissing it away on computer hardware.

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  72. Re:Audiophile applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, musical instruments like cellos and violins are produced with (at the high end of them) with enough consistency not to change in value across the board. Guitars are the same way. if the wood is selected before the speakers are made then it should be all set

  73. Re:THE JIMMY O'LEARY PHENOMENON by Perdition · · Score: 1

    Unless you just wanted to make and ELP reference and in some hidden way it's funnier, I feel compelled to point out that it's an old Moody Blues song. As I said, if it's funnier the other way, and I just ruined a joke that I didn't get, I apologize.

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  74. Re:I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE IN THIS THREAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    fucking sheep?

    Since when did you Americans become experts at this? Leave it to us Australian and Kiwi professionals.

  75. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My TEAC speakers sound good enough for me. And I got the whole setup including receiver for not much more then $550.

    The additional sound quality from "audiophile" speakers compared to a good set of cheap speakers really isn't worth the additional cost.

    It's amazing how the subconscious mind can make that little bookshelf speaker sound so much better when you paid $1000 for it.

  76. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Those speakers look like set pieces/this weeks villan from doctor who.

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  77. Twenty years effort? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it really weird that they have been working on this for about twenty years, because about twenty years ago my father, a retired chemist, told me how they'd for fun treat wood with something that isn't uncommon which would make it totally pliable and proceed to tie boards into knots. That substance was Ammonia.

  78. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    $22,400.00 for a pair of speakers?

    I'll bet nearly any music you can name would sound just as good with a $15 pair of headphones on a $600 flight to Hawai'i with the reamining $21,785.00 having gone to the charity of your choice...

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  79. Re:I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE IN THIS THREAD by EvilAlien · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Just because large numbers of people choose it doesn't mean its not shitty beer, and as you (+1 Sarcasm) point out, it also doesn't mean it is shitty beer.

    Gotta break it to ya though, Bud is urine in a fancy can and your self-righteous anti-elitism doesn't change that fact... yes FACT, dammit. Bud = shit is a fact, as provable as... erm... other facts.

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  80. Three words. by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Interesting
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  81. wow by the+arbiter · · Score: 0

    Well, I built acoustic guitars for a living for many years, and how did we get the wood into those crazy shapes? Oh yeah...we bend the sides into those shapes. Like you could if you wanted to make a speaker, I guess.

    And what magical chemical compound do we use to achieve this?

    WATER.

    I suppose you could use sake, but it's a waste of perfectly good liquor, not to mention that the alcohol will dry out the wood, making it somewhat more likely to crack. I'm assuming this was the problem with the wood cracking when using whisky.

    Nice marketing, no science. Move along, nothing to see here.

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    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am also a luthier. Saying that we use water to bend the sides of a guitar is innacurate. We use the steam that comes out of the saturated wood when we use a bending iron.
      after the wood has cooled down and dried it stays rigid.
      what was needed here is long-term flexability, something that water doesn't afford.
      Sake is made in roughly the same process as wine, so the alcohol content cannot rise above around 6%, due to the toxicity of alcohol to the yeast, so drying out the wood with the alcohol probley isn't a big problem.
      back to luthiery now. The sides of a guitar do not really need to flex, neither does the back. Their function is to amplify the resonance of the soundboard, which is why traditionally the back and sides of a guitar will be made out of a stable, rather stiff wood such as rosewood, mahogany, walnut, or if you like a bright sound, maple. The structural requirements of a guitar's back and sides and a loudspeaker are vastly different. You could possibly make the analogy that a guitars soundboard is like a loudspeaker (which would be a bit of a stretch considering the transient is thousands of times higher in a loudspeaker), in which case the back and sides would be the speakers enclosure, which again, do not have to be flexable.

      you may know a lot about the design and construction of guitars, but compare apples to apples.

    2. Re:wow by lxs · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what kind of wine you're drinking, but most wines are about 11% alcohol by volume. Most yeasts will stop producing around 15%, some special strains used in homebrewing will get to about 21%

  82. so what if it's offtopic by monkease · · Score: 0

    actually, budwiser (as well as most american style beers) is made primarily with a corn mash. rice is used more heavily in traditional german beers.

    1. Re:so what if it's offtopic by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      from the webpage www.budwiser.com

      "The extra step of brewing Budweiser with rice is perhaps the most misunderstood step in our exclusive process. It provides a balance necessary to Budweiser's trademark "drinkability." It is an extra and more expensive part of the brewing process than using malt alone."

      now what they call "drinkability" i call weakening.. i mostly just drink holstien and it doesnt say anywhere on the can that they use rice. its a german beer. you might be right but just dont dilute yourself

      bwahaha

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    2. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Doomdark · · Score: 4, Informative
      ice is used more heavily in traditional german beers.

      Nope, certainly not TRADITIONAL german beers. Such beers conform to so-called purity standard (whatever it's in german) which defines the few ingredients allowed to be used for beers (water, hop, malt, yeast?). And surprisingly enough, that centuries old list does not contain rice (or corn for that matter). :-)

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    3. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are absolutely correct. Btw, this used to be a law (untill the EU ruined it), so all german beers are made this way (despite beeing able to make it with cheaper ingredients). Also, norwegian beer is made the same way (they had the same purity laws, in norwegian it's called "renhetsloven", but it got ruined too by the EU). So although it's allowed to make bastard beers in Norway and Germany, it's not done at all. That's why german and norwegian beers are superior.

      PS! your list of ingredients are correct, but yeast was not initially allowed, because they didn't know about it's role in the process.

    4. Re:so what if it's offtopic by ryanjensen · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no corn in Budweiser. There are only five ingredients: water, barley malt, rice, hops, and yeast. Off comment, I know, but I can't let false information like "there's corn in Budweiser" go around unchecked.

    5. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No no no, Belgian beers are superior. That's why Interbrew is world's biggest (after the merger with Ambev). The whole world drinks Belgian beers: Stella, Hoegaerden, Leffe And we bought Becks, Labbatt's and Bass (and then got screwed by the EU and had to sell Bass because 'Scottish and Newcastle' was turning into a monopoly owning pubs ...)

      And don't get me started on chocolade. For people in the USA/Japan/Other: You have heard of Godiva and/or Neuhaus? Barry Callebaut (in Canada, near Calgary)? Suchard (now 'Milka')?

    6. Re:so what if it's offtopic by spacerabbits · · Score: 0

      Maybe Leonidas?

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    7. Re:so what if it's offtopic by foobsr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Such beers conform to so-called purity standard (whatever it's in german)

      In "official" German it is called the "Reinheitsgebot".

      A translation of the original is netted here.

      CC.

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    8. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Also, norwegian beer is made the same way (they had the same purity laws, in norwegian it's called "renhetsloven", but it got ruined too by the EU).

      How did EU manage to mess with a non-EU country's laws?
    9. Re:so what if it's offtopic by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      according to this barry callebaut is swiss -- is this what you meant?

    10. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1
      Bernard Callebaut is the place in Calgary (in the city, almost downtown). Apparently it's marketed as "Bernard C" in the US.

      Fantastic chocolate. Yes, he was born in Belgium.

    11. Re:so what if it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately Bernard Callebaut refuses to qualify from where their chocolate is sourced. That means some of it is likely to be produced by child slave labour in northern Cote d'Ivoire. It's a pity because they are a very good chocolatier, but this is a luxury entry in a luxury market. If I'm buying it, it's because I can afford to, and if I can afford to buy high-end chocolate at all then I can afford to pay for a fair supply chain. Until they can guarantee that it is, no thanks.

      La Siembra is a Canadian-based cooperative that markets organic, shade grown, fair trade chocolate, mostly from the Caribbean. It's really good - check it out. Lots of Canadian retailers sell the bars and cocoa now.

      Same applies to Barry Callebaut btw - the organic stuff (used by some Canadian chocolatiers like Denman Island Chocolate) is at least from the Caribbean, but that's still not enough of a guarantee. The whole chocolate supply chain is basically completely corrupt and disgustingly unfair and exploitative. The ugliest side of the free market, I'm afraid.

  83. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    You will lose that bet. The funny thing about shit speakers is if you've never heard better ones, how do you have a frame of reference? I've heard $10,000 speakers and I must say: Holy shit. That was the best sound I have ever heard. No shit box pair of Sony headphones or even a nice Klipsch system could match it. I actually saw a pair (didn't hear them) that would self-attenuate by playing some low bass notes, listening to them with a built-in retractable microphone, and changing the dynamics to match the room contours. If you like sound, why not? I would if I had the money to blow.

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  84. Re:Audiophile applications by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

    Many years ago the PBS Nova program did a show on a physicist (Jack Fry) from the Univ of Wisconsin who thought he had figured out the secret of the old Italian violin makers. Short version is that a violin uses a sound post to transfer the sound from the top of the violin to the back. But the sound post is off center which means that the top and back don't vibrate evenly. Simple solution: reduce the thickness of part of the top and back to match the off-center sound post. Measurments on the old Cremora instruments indicate that they do indeed have this sort of asymmetry in the thickness of the top and back. There is a lot of debate over weather this is the whole story, though. Strads really do have a distinct warm sound that has yet to be reproduced in its entirety.

  85. Smell of Old Booze by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    I can imagine listening Rock and Roll with a distinct odour of old booze.

  86. Audiophile credulity by Atario · · Score: 1

    And it doesn't hurt that the process involves all the cultural cachet of sake -- mysterious far east, ritual, tradition, etc. Imagine the storm of indifferent sniffs if the process were mere carving on a plain old machine router.

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    1. Re:Audiophile credulity by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .mysterious far east, ritual, tradition. . .

      So how come none of this cachet rubs off on the rubber zori I got at K-Mart?

      Maybe I should I should pour some sake over them or something. Bet it'll drive the chicks wild.

      KFG

  87. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by eric434 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No kidding.

    You think those speakers were good... I recently had the opportunity to audition the Kharma Exquisite 1D ($70,000 to $120,000 depending on upgrades), albeit in a sub-standard room. Now that was audio :)

    Granted, the sources were a $15k CD/SACDAC and $75,000 turntable... complete with $30,000 speaker cables!

    No I'm not kidding!
    But man -- it sure sounded awesome. As in, mind-blowingly ear-opening good.

    All I can say is -- if you think $15 headphones is as good as it gets, I both pity and envy you. The former because you haven't heard music reproduction at anything approaching good, and the latter because you don't lust after audio systems that cost as much as a house.

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  88. Re:Audiophile applications by prockcore · · Score: 1


    I'm picturing a cross between a stratocaster and a Stradivarius...


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  89. hes right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wonder its so thin and um tasteless^H^H^H^H drinkable

    "The extra step of brewing Budweiser with rice is perhaps the most misunderstood step in our exclusive process. It provides a balance necessary to Budweiser's trademark "drinkability." It is an extra and more expensive part of the brewing process than using malt alone."

  90. This is a bad joke taken too far by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    I can't see what wood will do better than paper, other than eventually warp and crack. After all, it has a grain.

    I think I'll keep my Sound Labs for the ultimate fidelity and music listening experience.

  91. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    Holy damn. I have never seen cables that cost that much... Were they platinum or like 99% Gold? Jesus Chirst in a chickenbasket, I could buy 15 of my cars with that. I say CD players don't belong in an (insane) enthusiast set up. Vinyl all the way!

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  92. Re:Audiophile applications by karnal · · Score: 1

    Just crank up the volume. You'll rattle them to death!

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  93. This has been done already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had some speakers with wooden cones for a few years now.. See http://www.yamahamultimedia.com/yec/products/speak ers/yst_system35.asp

    1. Re:This has been done already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good work on the research on finding out that paper cones are made from some type of wood.
      Paper comes from wood WOW, you is da bomb, you could rule japan if you moved there I bet

    2. Re:This has been done already by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you linked to, all you'd find was that some sales dweeb has managed to make a paper cone made out of pulp like most of the rest, sound like its a super special, gold plated, Larry Klien said so, version just because they started the pulp with spruce!

      They're not overly fussy what they make pulp from, and there is probably a measureable amount of spruce in any pulp preparation including the average newsprint recycled paper.

      Breakthrough technology indeed...

      This one needs a reality check.

      Cheers, Gene

  94. Oh geeze by spoco2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people write these things, just because they've had some experience in a similar field? Suddenly they think that they know better than someone who has been working in the area of speaker cone manufacturing for 20 years.

    Have you ever built a speaker cone? Do you know what properties a speaker cone needs? Are they the same as what the body of a guitar needs?

    Did your guitar sides need to flex anywhere near the amount these speaker cones need to? No, you needed the timber to be flexible temporarily and then go back to being hard and rigid.

    DIFFERENT needs entirely from speaker cones which need to be able to handle being constantly vibrated at all sorts of frequencies.

    If you had spent your time building speaker cones from wood using water then fine, maybe your comment would have some weight, but you didn't and you're speaking about something you obviously don't know enough about.

    Do you think he never tried water? Do you think that maybe it's not just initial flexibility that is required? Does water make the wood flexible forever?

  95. Re:Audiophile applications by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a matter of fact, my gut feel on this thing is that that's kinda what they've actually come up with. A better paper cone. At least in a sense.

    Ok, they tried whiskey, and it didn't work. I'm not at all sure why they thought it might. It's dilute alcohol, and if you aren't drinking it one dilute alcohol is pretty much another. Hey, I'll bet Vodka won't work either. Or gin.

    Add whatever acids are in sake to whiskey and I'll bet it won't work either.

    Sake is fermented rice water. Unlike a distilled alcohol it contains a lot of molecules in solution and very fine particulate matter that came from the rice.

    In particular starches.

    What do you want to bet that the wood has become infused with these rice starch molecules and micro particles, which act as a flexible binder for the wood fibers, creating a composite material thats kind of a wood like paper, or paper like wood?

    KFG

  96. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by eric434 · · Score: 1

    The Rockport Sirus III (the turntable) did indeed slaughter the Meitner.

    Actually, I don't know what the cables were made of. I do suspect that much of the cost was to finance Transparent Audio's insane marketing budget...

    Something I'm starting to learn about the audio cable industry is that you can have a fantastic and revolutionary technology, but if you don't have the marketing department or even if you price it in a sane fashion then it gets treated like a "budget" cable. Coming soon: the AGTech Reference series, featuring rhodium over copper connectors and an even more transparent, natural sound. Starting at $1000/m...

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  97. food for thought by quadrocerebra · · Score: 1

    one more house hold item to chew for the termites.

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  98. I don't think Sake is only good with sushi by psetzer · · Score: 1, Funny

    It makes perfectly good drain cleaner.

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  99. Gilbert Godfrey's real motive by Matarick · · Score: 1

    No wonder why he apeared in Hollywood Squares so many times, he needed the money to buy all of that sake.

  100. Not that I can find by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    But it would not be really meaningful. At this point they have only small speakers. In that category, it's highly subjective as you don't have a unit capable of producing a full range of sound and thus the better youcan fake it, the better you are. If and when they produce larger speakers we'll see listening test (largely BS unfortunately) and some useful emperical tests. I am somewhat doubtful of the actual utility of wood, as we already have quite excellent speaker materials, and I don't see it as offering an improvement in either price or performance.

    As an example of something similar a company, I believe JVC, discovered how to deposit a diamond film on other materials some years ago. It was though to be the answer to the best tweeter one could get. As a practial matter, it proved that other materials (aluminium and titanium generally) proved more economical and better sounding.

    1. Re:Not that I can find by Bishop · · Score: 1

      But audiophiles the world over will still pony up the big bucks for wood cone speakers.

  101. Wooden horns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The logo you use for music is an Edison Triumph phonograph. I have one with a wooden horn.

  102. Re:Audiophile applications by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps the quite talented power metal group Stratovarius?

    http://www.stratovarius.com/

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  103. Alcohol content by GWTPict · · Score: 0

    Mmm, 6% by volume is a strong beer (at least here in the UK), with alcohol resistant yeasts you can get wine with an alcohol content of 14-14.5% though most kick in at around 12-13%. Maybe you were giving a proof figure?

  104. 20 years without cracking a wood by nfabl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he should cut back on the sake a bit i say.

    1. Re:20 years without cracking a wood by Malic · · Score: 1

      <Simpsons Comic Book Store Guy>Worst... pun... ever...</Simpsons Comic Book Store Guy>

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  105. My Eyes!! by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    Ye gods!
    Those must be the single most ugly speakers I have ever seen.

    What on earth made them to put that particular picture on the front page?
    Not only does the form of the speaker resemble something out of a (very... veryveryvery) bad sci-fi movie, the shade of yellow just hurts my eyes.

    On a closer look, I think I would only accept these in my living room. Well.. That's a lot of bass atleast...

    Oh.. This was both troll and a flamebait. Guess I should have post anonymously.

  106. This is true, but... by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting


    The cultural tragedy you describe is real, but in fact there _is_ a tradition of 'real' aged sake, sake that is designed to be drunk old.

    The practise of aging sake goes back to the middle ages. Generally, aged sake was more expensive (but probably revolting to modern taste). This only changed during the Meiji era as financial factors made it more cost effective to offload the stuff asap.

    Old sake, whether aged or spoiled, can be called 'koshu' (often a negative term, but you see it on bottles these days), while sake intentionally aged can be called 'jukuseishu' or jukushu. I agree that this term is often stuck on sake which is actually just black and icky, but nevertheless there is a tradition of intentionally making sake like that.

    The problem is that there is no (commonly known) term to describe how the sake is aged -- there are many ways of doing it which basically produce totally different drinks. So nobody knows what it 'should' taste like, or how dark it should get, which leaves a lot of room for idiots to pay a lot for rubbish.

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  107. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Right....If your system is kinda like $100000 worth, how can you use $100 wires for it...no way....You buy $30000 wires, which are in reality worth no more than $100, but have I nice manufacturer tags written all over them ;-) so that you can show off to your fellow audiophilles.

  108. Japanese Speakers by awol · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I am no audiophile, but I have never found a set of Japanese speakers (of even moderately high quality) that were any good. They're (the Japanese) whole approach to speakers just doesn't seem to work to my ears/cultural programming. I don't believe that I am totally alone on this front.

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    1. Re:Japanese Speakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bit hard to comment on. All my speakers have been Japanese.

  109. Re:Audiophile applications by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Power Metal: definition. Bands that dress like women, with hair spray and lace, but prefer not to be known as "hair band" or "butt rock".

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  110. Re:OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This shielding does more than block noise; some of our customers have reported that it literally sucks noise out of their systems.

    What? So your cable filters out noise, but yet "the advanced technology behind the Nitrogens means that they start rolling off treble and cutting detail only if the signal has reached a frequency millions times higher than the human ear can hear".

    Typical "audiophile" bullshit.

  111. Lucky bastards. by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Think about it, if I worked with them, I could make home reeking of sake and tell the wife it's an occupational hazard!!!

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  112. Re:Audiophile applications by irokie · · Score: 0

    yeah, because those martin acoutsics from the 30's/40's (see here) are really beginning to go downhill now...

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  113. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're just white ghetto niggers and your bling bling has seriously gone too far. Don't come whining if your society is going the way of the dodo if you'd rather blow that much money on two damn loudspeakers and their respective cabling. There is a fine line between luxury and decadence. And you've crossed it at least 300 miles ago.

    *One* home stereo can never attain the enjoyment of 200 holidays, 1000 prostitutes, 500 cars or in fact 5000 live concert tickets. For 100'000$, you could invite all your favorite musicians for your birthday party and may even have the fortune to sleep with the younger female ones of them.

    If you got 100'000$ and the best you can imagine to spend it on is a home stereo for listening to music recorded in the last 20 years (the older ones have too bad quality media anyway), you should visit a) the local supermarket, b) the local etablissements, c) the local luxury car dealer (Ferrari may still be too expensive) or d) the local shrink. You need it. Seriously.

  114. Heh by borius · · Score: 0

    All your bass are belong to us

  115. Wouldn't the wood rot by madcow15 · · Score: 0

    Wouldent the mosture levels in the wood cause it to rot?? I guess they could pickle the wood in sake!

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  116. Re:I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE IN THIS THREAD by NZBeeMan · · Score: 1

    Ah, I'm a Kiwi and I don't "do" sheep! You insensitive clod.

  117. Tonbord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it's many years ago now but once
    upon a time Swedish instrument maker
    Georg Bolin (Andres Segovia used his guitars.)
    made loudspeakers ("tonbord") of wood.
    They didn't use cones and looked more like
    guitars than traditional loudspeakers.

  118. Real Beer ages beautifully! by RogL · · Score: 1

    Re:"Beer does not age for more than a few months at best."

    Just have to correct this...

    Beer actually ages wonderfully (at least for a year or two). Store-bought beer may not age well, but if you enjoy medium to heavy beers, porter, stout: find someone who makes home-brew. Acquire a few bottles. Chill and drink one. Let it age in a dark place for a year. Chill a 2nd bottle, drink it, and marvel at the deep rich taste.

    Real beer ages well; drinkable after a month or so, tasty at 6 months, usually wonderful after a year. I've never managed to keep any for 2 years; I keep promising to set aside a case, but always drink it too soon. For all I know, it keeps getting better!

  119. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Monkeybaister · · Score: 1

    Why not just hire live performances? You'd get no distortion from anything but the room.

  120. NSW has 5 ingredients by DABANSHEE · · Score: 3, Informative

    Traditionally beer made in New South Wales could only be made from 5 ingredients - water, barley, hops, yeast & sugar. About 30 years ago 'barley' was replaced by 'grain' on the list. Sugar was on the list (ontop of the sugar in malted barley), because it decreases limitations on the brewer, plus up until about a hundred years ago, Australian brewers normally bottle conditioned their beer with a secondary fermentation by adding a teaspoon of cane sugar during bottling. Of the traditional regional brewers I think only Cooper's still does this, as opposed to simply bottling under pressurisation, which brings up a limitation of the ingredient list.

    If one was to use gas to pressurise canned/bottled beer or to pump keg beer, it would have to be CO2 that was tapped by the brewery as a by-product of the brewing process & was thus also made from those same 5 ingredients, such brewer produced CO2 is thus commonly known as beer gas.

    This created all sorts of problems when Guiness started appearing on tap in Oz during the late 70's. You see Australian pubs didn't have hand pumps (that aerated ales with nitrogen enriched air for a creamy head), meaning Guiness on tap had to be pressurised by gas containing a CO2/Nitrogen mixture, yet nitrogen was not a by-product of the manufacture of beer using the 5 allowed ingredients (water, barley, yeast, hops, sugar). So the govt had to legislate a amendment to the liquor act permiting the gassing of beer with gasses other than beer gas. It was also arround time that 'barley' was replaced with simply 'grain' in the permisable ingredients list, so more varied beers could be made.

  121. Sake Sux by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    It's gross. And I'm not a booze hater. I just hate sake. Sushi/Sashimi etc is yummy tho.

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    Eat at Joe's.

  122. Yet another Sake and Wood joke by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I know how you do this:
    Drink enough Sake until you believe that the wood doesn't exist. Then you'll notice that it's not the wood that's bending, but yourself.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  123. Thin veneer of shameless plugging.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of times drill bits spin out conical pieces of wood veneer. Couldn't you make a 10" cone cheese grater bit to prepare a conical laminate material?

  124. Re:Audiophile applications by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    Strads have traced the wood back to some wooden beams used n Italian Monasteries. The beams cam from ttrees that grew during the o called little Ice Age. This was a period of Long Winters in Europe and thereby a shortened gowing season. (The longer a growing season, the thicker a years rings are. The shorter the growing period, the thinner the rings and denser the wood.) When modern violins are made from similiar wood, they produce a sound very similiar. Go check out National Geographic.

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  125. Spectrum by JewFish · · Score: 1

    I found another article in this months IEEE Spectrum to be of more interest. It sounds like science fiction stuff to me, not all what I am used to reading in Spectrum. Anyone ever heard of "electric rainmaking" before?

  126. At Least, That's What HeTold The Auditors... by nightwing2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hmmm... Let's see.
    The auditors have some questions about his business expenses.

    "There's been some very unusual expenses for this lab, would you care to explain..."

    "Well, we've been buying the sake for... ummm... making speaker cones. yes,that's it! We've spent 20 years with our research budget on making speaker cones. Research gets really intense around spring break, and also about the time of our Christmas party, as you can see from our expenses profile..."

  127. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by Synistar · · Score: 1

    Generally most people can't hear the difference between a $200 speaker from Best Buy and a high quality speaker. And I am talking about good speakers not the "cargo cult" audiophile stuff.

    A good pair of Genelec monitors paired with a good transparent Japanese solid state amp will get you much more accurate sound than some ridiculous $50,000 audiophile tube rig. That warm tube "coloration" that they love is normally called DISTORTION.

  128. No sake with sushi by kryzx · · Score: 1

    And you thought Sake was only good with Sushi?

    The Japanese do not drink sake with sushi.
    It is considered redudant, since sushi contains rice and sake is made from rice.
    They drink beer with their sushi.

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    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
  129. making wood plastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am aware of several techniques (such as bathing wood in amonia gas) that can make wood plastic enough to deform like this. The problem is that amonia (and similar treatments) are highly toxic. I would love to hear more about the technique. It should be applicable to model ship building, etc...

  130. Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, what do wooden speakers have to do with animated Japanese porn? What a horrible post.

    1. Re:Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anime != porn*.

      *exclusively

  131. Re:What I love about slashdot (Was: Re:Audiophile by TheLink · · Score: 1

    There are people for whom spending USD100K audio systems is no big deal.

    If you're a multi billionaire, USD100K is less than 0.01% of your networth. Heck if your net-worth were USD100K 0.01% would be 10 bucks. If you're some kid with USD2K in the bank and you spent 10 bucks on your audio system - that's magnitudes more in comparison.

    One of Larry Ellison's pickup lines is "Hi, can I buy you a car" (pun not intended).

    Now if you only had USD100K (or 200K) and you spent 100K on an audio system then you're nuts.

    But for the billionaires etc. Hey, go ahead spend pots of money so the rest of us can get some back. Doubt it benefits the economy as much if they just stick it in a bank. Sure the bank lends it out, but they expect the bank to give em some interest. And sometimes they just run out of good places to invest the money.

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  132. Re:I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE IN THIS THREAD by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    totally reminds me of the following joke:

    The brewmasters of Guinness, Miller, and Budweiser were all at a brewmaster's convention, when the three decided to go out for a drink after a day of activities.

    The Miller brewmaster elbowed up to the bar and ordered a Miller: "It's Miller Time!"

    The Budweiser brewmaster elbowed up to the bar and ordered a Budweiser: "The King of Beers!"

    The Guinness brewmaster elbowed up to the bar and ordered a Coke: "If you fellows aren't drinking, then neither am I!"

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    MORTAR COMBAT!
  133. Re:Audiophile applications by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Nice troll.

    What you're talking about is 80es metal.

    Power Metal is a melodic style of metal, sometimes crossing into speed metal. Some of the more significant power metal bands are Blind Guardian, Rhapsody and Iced Earth.

    You lose, but thank you for playing.

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    Eat the rich.
  134. I hate to break it to you, but - by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Budweiser really is pisswater, man. It sure as hell isn't the obvious choice for me. Given the choice I'll go for a Sam Adams, Bass, Heineken, or (GOD FORBID I GO FOR QUALITY!) Weihenstephaner every time.

    Sure, though, if your only aim is to get drunk by drinking massive amounts of alcohol extremely quickly, Bud is great.

    And in what fucking universe do you live in where Starbucks is CHEAP?

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    +++ATH0
    1. Re:I hate to break it to you, but - by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree with you on pretty much everything, man. Truthfully, I did it all for the sarcasm.

      As for Bud, I drink it anyway but I have already explained why on Slashdot several times. Here are two important reasons (the only two reasons) why people justifiably drink cheap beer:

      1. It is cheap and easy to get a hold of. This is a combinational reason. Either one alone would not be enough to justify drinking what is, ostensibly, an inferior product. It is cheaper than a lot of beer (and also incidentally it tastes better in general than even cheaper easily obtainable beer such as PBR, Old Style, Busch, etc.) and you can get it at pretty much every single place you buy liquor. If I want slightly more expensive beer, I have to go to the grocery store. If I want *GOOD* beer I have to go to 1 of maybe 3 liquor stores in my town. 2 used to be nearby; now ZERO are since I moved. I drink a lot more cheap shit lately, consequently.

      2. (the part I have previously espoused). The examples of things you listed as alternatives DO NOT TASTE THE SAME. This is important if you enjoy variety. Budweiser itself does NOT have a particularly distinctive taste in my opinion, but its CLASS of beers certainly does (Bud, Old Style, Busch, PBR, Miller, Coors, etc).

      Sometimes that is exactly what you want to drink. Right now I am drinking a bottle of New Belgium Trippel. This shit has an ABV between 8 and 9 percent. It also probably has about 400 calories per bottle. If I didn't run 2 or 3 times a week I would be a gigantic fat ass for drinking that kind of shit. It tastes great, seriously, but it sits heavy. Heavy beer such as this one and Guiness and McEwan's and so forth give this disconcerting feel - it's as if you've consumed an eight course meal and as if you haven't eaten for a month, SIMULTANEOUSLY. I don't always want that heavy of a beverage. Bud and its extremely similar tasting american peers goes down easy, you don't start getting loopy off of just 3 or 4 bottles, you just relax a little.

      And it doesn't taste bad. It really doesn't. It's just that a lot of people are hung up on how HORRIBLE it is if something tastes "default". You know what I like the taste of? Hot dogs. Sure, I love eating sushi at a Japanese restaurant. I also love the complex flavor of Thai curry. But that IN NO WAY means that I don't want to just have a fucking hamburger or a hot dog, or a plate of chicken wings now and again. Hot dogs are not made of quality materials and they cost $.89 a pack but they are DELICIOUS when you're in the mood.

      Why do people have to be elitist about Bud and other cheap beers? What is the point? Why can't people just ENJOY something simple, something that comes entirely without any hint of pretension? That's all I'm saying.

    2. Re:I hate to break it to you, but - by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Eh, I suppose you have a point about the "default" factor and the "when you're in the mood" factor. I think it's just that having the REALLY good stuff after having been deprived of it for so long makes you rather prejudiced toward McBeer.

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  135. Re:Audiophile applications by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

    "Woah dude, check you the whammy bar on the Stratovarius!"

  136. Aged Beer by Enkerli · · Score: 1

    Well, some beers do age well. It has less to do with being made of grain or fruit but more to do with the degree of alcohol. Hops do help keep the beer, but degree of alcohol is what's need for aging. And lees. You need yeast there.
    Strong beers (9% by volume and up) include Belgian Tripels, "Barleywines," Imperial Stouts, some Baltic Porters, etc.
    Distilled sake would certainly work and would keep well. After all, whiskey's really close to being distilled unhopped beer...
    What part of beer don't you understand?

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    Alexandre http://enkerli.wordpress.com/
    1. Re:Aged Beer by kfg · · Score: 1

      But then distilled sake wouldn't be sake. It would be rice whiskey.

      Distilled alcohols, such as whiskey and cognac (one from grain, the other from fruit) are just alcohol, water, and a miniscule amount of odd molecules that give it its particular flavor. Alcohol doesn't go bad. It's a preservative.

      Beer goes off because it still contains an awful lot of the food items it was made from. That's why it requires high alcohol content to preserve it.

      As it happens that's the reason the only beer I drink is sake. Many grains are poisonous to me. Rice isn't. Many US states have an alcohol content limit on beer. I think it's 7% where I am, and in some states it's half that.

      So I actually benefit from the beer/wine confusion attached to sake. Sake is a high alcohol content beer. 10 to 20% ( and it still goes off in a couple of months. It's a very light and simple beer. Rice, water, mold and yeast. That's it.), but it's regulated as wine, so it doesn't have to be turned into water to sell it. And since sake is such a simple beer water is pretty much what 7% sake would be. Like throwing a shot of whiskey into a Perrier bottle. Pointless.

      KFG

  137. No means no by eathan13 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, it was breaking up. What was that?

    "Finally he discovered that soaking the *noise* in sake (but not whiskey) made *more noise* pliable enough to *even more noise* cones..."

    What the hell is he doing with those speakers!?!?

  138. Re:Audiophile applications by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

    Make sure your home is termite free. Or you just might find holes in your speakers. Damn those things, I hope they choke on a splinter! ...or get drunk. And chew crazy patterns into your furnature.

  139. Rheinheitsgebot! by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    is the beer purity act of 1516. Yummy beer for four hundred year. And your list is also correct, water, malt, hops, and yeast. Nothing else. I always LOL when I hear/see the Bud ads currently out. "we've been making beer for over a hundred years" and these tv ads of skinny mallrat dorks sitting in front of a Bud in various countries like anyone else is swilling that shit down, especially in Europe.

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