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  1. Open Sores on Most Projects On GitHub Aren't Open Source Licensed · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid I have to disagree with the OP. Most sores are very much open. In fact, mine are even weeping. While it's true that not all sores are festering and oozing, a great many are, indeed, open.

  2. Re:freak on (Near) Constant Internet While RV'ing? · · Score: 0

    You inconsiderate CLOD! I'm a diaper-wearing parent!

  3. SSL TPS Reports on F5 Fires Back On Open Source SSL Accelerator · · Score: 0

    Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your SSL TPS reports.

  4. Would've Been Much More Interesting. . . on A Cheat Sheet To All the Browser Betas · · Score: 0

    . . .if the story was actually about what I read it as the first time:

    A Cheat Sheet To All the Browser BEATS

    You know you're all a bunch of fly-skimmers. Admit it!

    Mmmm. . .DROP!

  5. Re:speed on SSL Encryption Coming To The Pirate Bay · · Score: 5, Funny

    A penal system which is not based on homosexual rape is a pro, though. Speak for yourself.
  6. Re:FINALLY! on Wine 1.0 — Uncorked After 15 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've got nipples, Greg. Can you sue me?

  7. Brother, can you spare a song? on Would You Rent a Song For a Dime? · · Score: 0

    Well, can you?

  8. Darius Turbines? on New Jersey Turnpike As a Power Source? · · Score: 0

    My main man, Darius Turbines? Shit, that dude was one crazy motherfucker! This one time, he was all up on the Jersey Turnpike and shit! And I was all, and he was all, and we were all!

  9. And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin storage disc. on Hitachi Maxell Develops Wafer-Thin Storage Disc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maître d': And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin storage disc.

    Mr. Creosote: No.

    Maître d': Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.

    Mr. Creosote: No. Fuck off - I'm full. . .

    Maître d': Oh sir. . .it's only wafer thin.

    Mr. Creosote: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

    Maître d': Oh sir, just. . .just one. . .

    Mr. Creosote: Oh all right. Just one.

    Maître d': Just the one, sir. . .voila. . .bon appétit. . .

    BOOM!

    Maître d': Thank you, sir, and now the check.

  10. Re:A million times? on A 1.2 Petabyte Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    I _am_ stuck with 1.2GB hard drives, you insensitive clod!!

  11. Men's Wrong Perspectives on Antispam on Meng Wong's Perspectives on Antispam · · Score: 1

    On the heels of Valentine's Day, for some reason, I read the title as "Men's Wrong Perspectives on Antispam".

    One more thing that we, as men, are wrong about?

    And, where are _my_ heart-shaped chocolates?

    Igi

  12. Is this new? Think Tetris. on Videogames Affect Your Brain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of COURSE videogames affect your brain. During the Tetris craze of the late 80's I would not only DREAM Tetris, I would DAY dream Tetris. I distinctly recall sitting in various highschool classes, staring up at the ceiling, and "playing" Tetris with the drop-ceiling tiles!

    And, yes, before anyone asks, I DID have the high-score.

    Igi

  13. No, but. . . on ICANN Releases New .com Contract · · Score: 0

    . . .it sure does make it a lot sexier!

    Igi

  14. That's all well and good. . . on Web 3.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . .but here is an indisputable rebuttal.

    http://www.parm.net/web2.0/

    Come on people, we're all sick of buzzwords, but you can't deny the reality of Web 2.0!

    Igi

  15. I always preferred the term. . . on Laptops May Be Hazardous to Your Fertility · · Score: 1

    . . .BALLTOP computer, personally.

  16. All Hail XORP! on BusinessWeek On XORP vs. Cisco · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new XORP overlords!

  17. Blew out a power supply with an earring! on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    Once, long ago, I was both foolish enough to be wearing a small silver hoop earring,
    and willing to stick my head inside a computer case in order to determine if the hard
    drive was spinning up at power on. . .

    No, the hard drive was not spinning up, and yes a silver hoop earring makes a great
    conductor when touching motherboard circuitry. . .

    A loud pop, a nice electical zap to the head, and a stinky cloud of smoke from the
    fried capacitors in the power supply brought multiple insults to a minor injury. . .

    Moral of the story? Always insulate your body jewelery while computing!

  18. Re:How geniuses come to be on Justin Frankel On AOL, Subverting The Status Quo · · Score: 1

    > Couldn't afford to buy the software so we wrote it ourselves.
    >
    > The only software that was ever purchased for my Atari 800XL

    You could afford an Atari 800? With actual depressable keys? With switches?!

    All I could afford was an Atari 400, with membrane keypad!

    I have to say, though, the exernal tape drive that used regular 60 minute audio casettes
    to store data was kick-ass. Both because you could listen to your stored programs played
    back on your Walkman, as well as being able to listen to Quiet Riot through your TV
    in mono!

    igi