Slashdot Mirror


User: jacobhoupt

jacobhoupt's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
40
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 40

  1. Dear God man on Websites For The Frugal? · · Score: -1, Troll

    have you know shame? Your thriftiness appalls me!

  2. Re:Dunno about you guys... on Flexiglow Illuminated Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Good points, all. Maybe that's why I only read sites which are at least vaguely impartial and not blatantly obvious in their sponsorship bias.

  3. Dunno about you guys... on Flexiglow Illuminated Keyboard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but I have issues with articles which are sponsored by the item being reviewed. Oh, and if you need an illuminated keyboard, you should probably really start thinking about small flourescent investments.

  4. Well, I for one... on Robocones · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Robocone overlords.

  5. Pirating on Operation FastLink Yields Three Arrests · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I refuse to believe that pirating will ever be "eradicated" or even slowed down. As long as there are 'haves' and 'have-nots' there will always be people who will hack their way up in the world. If Chippendale or J & G Stickley were alive today, they'd point out the fashion in which they are imitated or flat copied in furniture design. Everything has someone copying it, right down to designer shoes and haircuts.

    I believe the spirit of piracy, be it software or music or the high-seas, is a definite part of the human nature which cannot be removed. When someone is cooller or has something you want, you always find a way to get it. Lawn fertilizer, high-end cars, stylish clothing...you find a way if you are human and put those things on the top of your list of important bullshit.

    Drake would copy DVDs if he were here today...and wasn't he knighted or some bullshit?

  6. Ah, the joys of rural life... on The Lyrids Are Coming! · · Score: 0

    including a 30-pack, a .22 caliber semi-automatic rifle, a lawn chair, and 5-30 targets per hour streaking through the sky.

    I love Arkansas.

  7. Birthday party on WebCrawler Turns 10 Today · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be hosting my tenth annual WebCrawler birthday party tonight in the back of my Yugo.

    Feel free to drop in, there should be plenty of seating available for those interested.

  8. Gentlemen... on Brain Chip Approved For Paralysis Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have the technology. We can rebuild him, make him faster, stronger, better...

    Whooo chechechechechecheche...

  9. great... on Dual User Windows PC · · Score: 0

    now i can play myself at bf1942:dc.

    how the fuck do i fly two helicopters at once?

  10. Random on The Joy of Random Shuffle · · Score: -1

    Hey, i'm not retarded i just like all my music mixed u[NO CARRIER]

  11. next thing you know... on Will Linux For Windows Change The World? · · Score: 5, Funny

    the lamb will lay down with the lion and there shall be peace. And the earth will shake with unrest, and stars will fall from the sky. ick.

  12. ...SORRY on What Network Sniffing Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, the packets sniff YOU! Also, would like to see a Beowulf cluster of Micro-ATX's sniffing, you insensitive clod!

  13. more useful than a 5/8 hex wrench on Online Porn - The Technology Testbed? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Those whacky pr0n 31337s. The only reason they make innovations is becaue they are either: A. Getting mad-laid by busty women. B. Jerking it like a madman to those same busty women. C. Using crank. They've taught me a thing or two also, like how to miss the cup when I pour my milk.

  14. E-voting problem, Slashcode problem... on Orange County: More E-Ballots Cast Than Voters · · Score: 1, Funny

    Coincidence? I think. Maybe there are actually only 80% of us replying to this.

  15. open source your bp on Recommendations For A Good Laptop Bag? · · Score: 1

    Get your mom to sew in some pockets for your wifi card and whatnot. Just because you purchase something doesn't mean you can't improve upon the design...