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Brain Chip Approved For Paralysis Research

dalillama writes "The BBC is reporting that tests are underway for the clinical trials of the "Brain Gate" computer chip, placed in the brains of paralysis patients. They hope the chips will map out nerve impulses which are sent to limbs, so that they can then be translated into computer code and sent to future artificial limbs. " Thanks to Robert Brooks for pointing out this closely related piece.

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  1. Im as dumb as they come by yuri82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why cant they just connect the brain to the legs and get the guy moving?

    Im thinking in the case where a person JUST lost movement on the legs due to an accident, etc...

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    1. Re:Im as dumb as they come by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because they don't know which parts to connect. It would suck if every time you had to go pee your right leg would start shaking uncontrollably.

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    2. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JUST CONNECT THE BRAIN?

      People aren't constructed with RS232 cable...

    3. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if you don't have legs?

    4. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, you mean yours doesn't???

    5. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Monsieur+Canard · · Score: 1

      Tougher than it sounds. Even in the 23rd century, McCoy still needed to put the Hellraiser-style colander on his head before he was able to put Spock's brain back in.

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    6. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why cant they just connect the brain to the legs and get the guy moving?

      That's the desired end result, I believe. However, it's not that simple. You need to figure out which part of the brain actually does the moving, which signal does what. Then you have to figure out which part of the leg to stimulate to make it move. Amputees would probably be easier to help than parapalegics, because when you make them an artificial arm or leg you know exactly how that limb works (the trick is telling it to move as easily as your natural limb). And in the future if this technology actually works there will probably be no physical connection between your brain and the paralized/artificial limb because to run wires through your body is uneccesary surgery and to run wires outside the body is unsightly. The connection will probably be wireless, though this opens up security issues (what happens if two parapalegics who have similar frequencies walk too close to each other... will one be able to move the other's leg if the interference is just right?)

    7. Re:Im as dumb as they come by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You may only require knowing which AREA of the brain to connect. It has this neat ability to adapt to things. If this "chip" is connected to an artificial limb, but it's "understanding" of the brain signals is incorrect, the person may learn to manipulate the limb as desired anyway due to some relearning in the brain. Using this line of thinking, who needs the special chip? A viable connection to the right part and some feedback (in the form of a real limb) is all you may need.

    8. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Judging by the state of public urinals, I'd say this is a common problem.

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    9. Re:Im as dumb as they come by dummkopf · · Score: 1

      In fact, as you write the problem is that people do not know what to connect to what. People who use a limb and still have for example part of the arm, will be retrained with special prosthetics: if you think you want to raise your shoulder, your hand actually closes. It takes a while for this to be trained, but at some point it is automatic. I guess it is the same with these implant chips: you have to "map" the signals.

      On another topic: the other problem with reattaching nerves is that it has failed so far. Nervecells are the only ones which do not gwo back. But here stem cell research might bring a breaktrough!

    10. Re:Im as dumb as they come by mustangsal66 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would I be able to hijack my very own bionic man via my bluwtooth enabled cell phone?

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    11. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      Right. It will probably be an experience similar to learning to use your limbs as a baby, although I imagine eventually they will make it simpler by having the arm try and learn what the user wants it to do ("no, no, I wanted to raise my shoulder" *punches buttons* "that's better").

    12. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      *dials cellphone, notices person next to her gets up and starts dancing*

      "Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were a parapalegic! I must've pressed the 'take control of nearest parapalegic' button instead of the 'call' button. My bad. Nice moves, though."

    13. Re:Im as dumb as they come by karnal · · Score: 1

      Of course, just because it is wireless doesn't necessarily mean it would travel outside the body. Perhaps there's some way to contain the "chatter" within, and not give off the interfering signals.

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    14. Re:Im as dumb as they come by anpe · · Score: 1

      You need to figure out which part of the brain actually does the moving
      In fact, some experiments (sciam ?) have shown that monkeys where able to guide a robotic arm with their brain.
      They did not target a specific area, actually the monkeys learned to use their brain in that way, with that plug.

    15. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      Other than making the range really really short or using narrowcasting (which, I belive is more difficult), I'm not sure how they could avoid this. I don't know too much about wireless signals, though, so I probably shouldn't talk. Any other slashdotters have theories to contain a wireless signal inside the body?

    16. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 0

      That was supposed to be a joke. :P

    17. Re:Im as dumb as they come by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      i was looking for the link, but i don't see it right now.

      what happened is the researchers had the monkeys guide something on a computer screen using a joystick...which was also connected to a robotic arm in another room. they mapped the signals coming from the monkeys brain and eventually they switched off the joystick. later the monkeys learned on their own that they no longer needed to use the joystick to move the objects on the screen, and so they stopped.

    18. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's the thing though, if this is done young enough, the brain will adapt to the new setup. It's similair to the sight expirament done a while ago.

      Here's a recap, test subjects wore glasses which flipped things so that everything was upside down. After about a week these people started saying that they were seeing things right side up again. So the expiramenters told them to remove the glasses, and suddenly the test subjects were seeing upside down again. Effectively their brain's decided to flip perception internally.

      Long story short: Your brain will adapt given enough time. Think of it like stroke victims relearning how to talk or walk. It takes a while because the original tissue was damaged/destroyed, but your brain reroutes around the problem and you relearn.

    19. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      Another example...

      My son has Ambliopia (Lazy Eye) where his problem wasn't muscular but was related to the wiring in the brain. His brain just decided to use the one eye so the other was essentially useless. In our situation, this wasn't detected until he entered school where they did an eye exam on all the students. My son had adapted to a single eye for sight.

      The treatment in his case didn't involve surgery. All we had to do was "force" him to use his "lazy eye" by patching his strong eye. The amount of patching can vary based on the severity of the case and for my son he was patching about 14 hours a day (essentially for entire time he was awake). After about 9 months, his vision went from 20/2000 to 20/70 bringing him into a much more acceptable range.

      The brain will find a way to rewire itself if needed, but within limitations.

    20. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Noodles · · Score: 1

      Because the nerves in the spinal cord are broken. The brain works and the muscles work, but the spinal cord can't transmit the messages between the two.

      It's like your ISP not working and you asking "why can't you just connect my PC directly to Yahoo!?"

    21. Re:Im as dumb as they come by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Actually, I keep wondering about this drug I heard about years ago... I think it came from research at Purdue. They refused a dogs spinal cord with it. The interesting part was that they were saying the brain has a certain ability to relearn nerve pathways. Seriously, they showed a little dog dragging its lower body around, then walking along on all fours again.

      Whatever it was, I was thinking, "Jeeze, I'm gunna live to see the end of paralysis."

    22. Re:Im as dumb as they come by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Here is a question: Do we all produce the same brain signals to carry out movements? I imagine those wishing to have bionic limbs will have to go through a training regiments which will involve having their brain hooked into a machine.

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    23. Re:Im as dumb as they come by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      You may only require knowing which AREA of the brain to connect. It has this neat ability to adapt to things.

      Yeah, there was this cool experiment some time ago with a mouse where they severed the spinal cord and "encouraged" the nerve tissue to grow back together. Although everything was cross-connected, the mouse's brain adapted and mobility began to be restored. The researchers did not expect this kind of success. They were only looking to see if they could make the neurons grow back, thus the reason why the reconnection was haphazard.

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    24. Re:Im as dumb as they come by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Informative
      Nervecells are the only ones which do not gwo back. But here stem cell research might bring a breaktrough!

      There has already been successful research in this area both with and without stem cells. As just one example, see this article.

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    25. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think getting the brain to control limbs through this process will be much easier than anticipated. I don't think you actually need to figure out which part of the brain is used to move the legs. All you need to do is connect this chip to some random patch of neurons in the general vicinity of your motor control area. Then, instead of making the computer figure out what patterns of neuronal activity mean "move leg", the person with the implant could train their brain to produce specific patterns for the computer. The brain is not well understood but it is much more flexible than the computer, so making it adapt to the computer would probably be much easier than the opposite. I'll bet that over a period of years, a person could learn to use artificial limbs in this way and be just as adept with them as with their natural limbs (if the artificial limbs were as physically capable).

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    26. Re:Im as dumb as they come by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though, if this is done young enough, the brain will adapt to the new setup. It's similar to the sight expirament done a while ago.

      Young may not be an issue; in amputees, the motor and sensory areas in the brain that were connected to the amputated limb are, after amputation, "invaded" or "co-opted" by the adjoining sensory areas.

      Unfortunately, this doesn't usually result is a the remaining limbs becoming super limbs -- but it can create sensations of a "phantom limb", where the amputee "feels" the missing limb.

      This also happens based on use or disuse: someone, like a pianist or a surgeon, who makes a lot of use of his fingers, will likely have larger motor and sensory areas for the fingers, and , ceteris paribus, other areas will be diminished.

      For an account of this accessible to lay persons, see V.S. Ramachandran, Phantoms in the Brain.

    27. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some moderators have no sense of humor.
      Many of my jokes are moderated as flamebait or off-topic.
      If you have a joke that may be considered offensive to the PC nazis (e.g., making fun of 'pleg's), it's best to post it AC.

    28. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that over a period of years, a person could learn to use artificial limbs in this way and be just as adept with them as with their natural limbs.

      Yes, but learning how to move your limbs again is frustrating and depressing, maybe even more so than not having that limb in the first place (note, I am not talking from experience and could be very very wrong). Have you ever tried to wiggle your ears or raise one eyebrow if you've never done it before? It feels impossible to move a muscle you've never controlled before. I know that I can raise my left eyebrow, but for the life of me I can't raise my right (without raising my left as well). Now imagine trying to move an arm you've never moved before. Much much harder. It would be a lot less frustrating for the amputee to have the chip hooked up so that he could move his arm just like he used to, because it's using the same signals.

      Plus, there's no guarantee that the brain will ever learn how to send signals to that chip. There's a possibility, yes, but no guarantees. It's a lot more likely that the brain will remember to send signals that it used to send, rather than try and learn new signals.

    29. Re:Im as dumb as they come by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Sure, it would be better if the computer could magically figure out what your brain means, but it would be a lot harder than letting the brain adapt naturally. We could have this technology now instead of in 10 years after we figure out how the brain's signals work. If I was a paraplegic, I'd happily spend years learning to work a brain implant that would allow me to affect the world again, even if it was hard. I mean, what else would I do?

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  2. heard in bed by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Honey, can you please reboot my dick? I accidently just did the cat. Thanks"

  3. Re:shocking state of Linux code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if one of them is the reason I got a kernel error the other day while compiling Mozilla with -pipe.

  4. You Know It's Important News... by bcolflesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when High Times picks it up!

  5. Vey Cool by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Combine this with the robotic exoskelton legs that MIT(?) just revealed, and we'll have Stephen Hawking in the marathon in no time (a la Onion)

  6. If I wanted a chip in my brain by cardshark2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd mouth off to John Ashcroft. That's how Bush got his.

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    1. Re:If I wanted a chip in my brain by maztuhblastah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, no, no, that resulted in a chip on the shoulder not the brain.

    2. Re:If I wanted a chip in my brain by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      If you knew what's good for you, you'd stop badmouthing our commander-in-chief right now.

      How was I badmouthing the CIC? All I said was that he had a chip installed in his brain by the head of the justice department. You're just a technophobe.

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    3. Re:If I wanted a chip in my brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how fine are the movements you get with the chip or is it just gross motor movement?

  7. I'd buy that for a dollar... by beeglebug · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article: "The signals will be monitored through wires emerging from the skull, which presents some danger of infection. The company is working on a wireless version"

    If they can work out a way to hook it into an 802.11g home network, i'd get one fitted, paralysis or not!

    Imagine being able to control devices in the home as easily as controlling a limb. Of course controlling those same devices when drunk would be another matter entirely...

    1. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by DR+SoB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honey, stop dreaming about internet p0rn, I'm trying to surf Stewart living and I keep getting re-directed!!

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    2. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about a mechwarrior style exoskeleton with the controls hooked into your brain. The days of geeks being beaten up would finally be over >:-)

    3. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what happens if you forgot to enable wep on your brain chip. The idea of someone cracking my brain dosn't sound all that appealing.

    4. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      Remember that so far this technology is output only. Brain to computer, not vice versa. You might be able to throw out your keyboard and mouse, but you'd still need a monitor (for now, at least).

    5. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Flashbck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh...until someone hacks your WEP key and gets access to your brain!

      I can see it now, some guy is sitting at home and all of a sudden a script kiddie pulls up in front of his house with a laptop and his newly downloaded copy of Da' Chronic's Chronic Crip Controller and WEP Stealer. Suddenly Joe the Brain Chip tester starts running around bumping into the walls and doing backflips!

      The next day he walks outside and sees on his sidewalk: 3\/|1 |-|4>0r $7r||3$ 4g4||\|!!! f33r |\/|y 1337|\|3$$!!!

    6. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would be a web based client that you could access to make the changes.

    7. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      And the Special Olympics would have to be renamed "The Superpower Olympics"...

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    8. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's be a VERY long time since I've seen a .sig that was appropriate for the post ... :-)

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    9. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope,

      Geeks would be beaten up by bullies in larger, stronger, and better looking exoskeletons that all the girl exoskeletons want... I hate those bully exoskeletons!

    10. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by robslimo · · Score: 1

      I don't see any difference. The signaling interface would be the same in either direction. Solve one and you're very close to solving the other; it would be just a matter of delivering the signal in the right format to the right place. Figure out the brain's equivilent of NTSC/PAL/SECAM and the same interface technology would hook it right up in living color. Paralysis, blindness, deafness, all the senses could be redirected or enhanced (except sense of humor).

    11. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Cruciform · · Score: 0

      3\/|1 |-|4>0r $7r||3$ 4g4||\|!!! f33r |\/|y 1337|\|3$$!!!

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    12. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Geeks would be beaten up by bullies in larger, stronger, and better looking exoskeletons that all the girl exoskeletons want... I hate those bully exoskeletons!

      Nope,

      Exoskeletally-enhanced bullies beating up geeks would be h4x0r3d by geeks. They'd either learn to hack back (in which case, they'd become more like us), or would die hilarious deaths as their own exoskeletons were turned against them.

      Last words of that guy who bugged you in third grade: "g0dd4mn g33k m3ch5x0r1ng f4gz0rzzzaaaaaaaauuuuunnngh!"

    13. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1


      Of course, to stop users exploiting their new bionic power, they'd need to hardcode some directives into this brain chip.

      Bonus points for those that can spot the link between this post and the parent.

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    14. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      running in 90 km/h whood be cool to say the least (jumpig over trafick jams :D )

    15. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by Merkuri22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a difference. For one, it's a lot less complicated to "listen" to the brain's outputs and map what does what in a healthy person for use in a person with those connections severed. It's a lot harder to try and listen, so to speak, for the correct signal that the brain will interpret as "yellow". There has been some work in this area, yes, but it's far from perfect. Cochlear implants are being used today to help deaf people hear, but people who were able to hear at one point but later had an implant put in often say that it sounds "tinny" compared to natural hearing.

      Then there's the question of if people really experience things in the same way. I mean, anyone can point to the color yellow on a color chart (well, people will full color vision) but how do we know that I actually experience the same thing you do when I see yellow? Now, this is sort of getting into the realm of the metaphysical, but it's something we may need to think about when we start pumping alien signals into people's heads. Wierd and unexpected effects may happen in some people and not in others.

      A third thing to think about is how dangerous this is. If you try and move your new artificial limb up and it moves down, even if it moves down very fast and dangerously, you might risk injuring the arm and maybe give youself a few bruises, but no major harm will be done. Pumping signals INTO the brain, however, could have a lot more harmful outcomes. Certain frequencies of light on televisions has been proven to cause sesures, and artificial light signals may cause the same effects. Imagine if something goes wrong and all of a sudden you're experiencing a head-splitting high pitched tone and you didn't know how to stop it?

      And then it's dangerous in the more mundane sense of interrrupting your actual sensations. What if you were driving and you accidentally tripped your email program. Suddenly all you can see is your email. Ideally, we'd like to implement a system similar to how we daydream or think of things normally, where we can obviously tell the difference between reality and non-reality, even when we superimpose one image on another. But I don't think we have even the faintest idea how to do that. Just pumping signals to the existing connections to our eyes, for example, would probably hyjack our vision completely. And simply bombarding our brains with random electrical signals wouldn't really work, even if it weren't terribly dangerous. The brain doesn't always recognize new connections like that. Even some deaf children who have a cochlear implant never learn to hear. Their brain just doesn't know how to interpret that data. In order for something like that to work, you'd need to implant a child at a very young age and hope the brain learns to interpret those signals correctly.

      So, basically, there are tons more issues to deal with when sending info to the brain, rather than getting data from it. It's gonna be a while longer before you can read email with your eyes closed.

    16. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by amembleton · · Score: 1

      Even better would be a two way device. This would be getting kinda like the matrix.

      So, rather than thinking 'I want to play the By The Way album' and your mp3 player starts playing it you could have it so that you think that and then you start to actually hear it as if it is playing even though it isn't.

      You could also make your stomach feel full when you think about eating, that could help us loose weight a lot easier. You could chat on IM and IRC without actually being at a computer, just a WIFI link to your brain.

      The possibilities are endless.

    17. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by s00p41337h4x0r · · Score: 1
      What about a mechwarrior style exoskeleton with the controls hooked into your brain.

      Been done.

    18. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The days of geeks being beaten up would finally be over >:-)

      Nah. You'd go out in your exoskeleton and kick ass, but you'd stomp half of Tokyo in the process. Then the next day at school you'd get thumped by someone whose friends and/or relations you just hospitalised. Of course you could then take them on in another exoskeleton battle, but that would probably end really, really badly...

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    19. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar... by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
      Bonus points for those that can spot the link between this post and the parent.
      It's the link labeled "Parent" immediately beneath your sig line.
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  8. How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the porn / spam industry get's a hold of these?

    I can't wait until I start receiving the "enhance your member through the powers of bionics!" spam...

    1. Re:How long until... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      From Quake III: Are those moves yours, or are they implants?

  9. Why artificial limbs? by tjmsquared · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This sounds like a very cool development, but why not try to have the chip send impulses to a real limb rather than an artificial one. My (admittedly limited) understanding of the brain is that it sends an electric impulse to the muscles so why not try to emulate that impulse?

    1. Re:Why artificial limbs? by Chrontius · · Score: 1
      If I didn't misunderstand the article, that's on the to-do list.
      "The next step is trying to work out what computer coding to replicate the complex neural signals needed to direct limbs to move."
    2. Re:Why artificial limbs? by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      Much harder. Do you know what part of your leg you'd need to shock to make it move up instead of down? It's easier to program an artificial limb to move since you built the damn thing and know exactly what signals make it do what.

    3. Re:Why artificial limbs? by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      My (admittedly limited) understanding of the brain is that it sends an electric impulse to the muscles so why not try to emulate that impulse?

      Reverse engineering is the only way at the moment do so at the moment since the Supreme Being hasn't opened the source to the API.

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    4. Re:Why artificial limbs? by Arakonfap · · Score: 1

      The Surpreme Being has .. it's just that it's all programmed with DNA, which doesn't seem to be documented.. :-/

    5. Re:Why artificial limbs? by kabocox · · Score: 1


      Reverse engineering is the only way at the moment do so at the moment since the Supreme Being hasn't opened the source to the API.


      It is open sourced. You have all that DNA and RNA. You are freely open to make copies and modify it as you wish. (Remember sexual reproducation involves coping and modifing DNA.) Supreme Being isn't responsible if we don't get it right. Supreme Being being the Supreme Hacker Guru, doesn't use source code. SB programs directly in DNA and doesn't comment code. It's all there in those millions of DNA seqs. I can't make any sense to it. Can you?

    6. Re:Why artificial limbs? by hashwolf · · Score: 0

      "the Supreme Being hasn't opened the source to the API"

      Oh my... for a moment I tought the parent post was about Gates.

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  10. Farscape.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Didn't Scorpius implant a brain chip into Kryton?

    1. Re:Farscape.... by Professr3 · · Score: 1
      It's "Crichton" not "Kryton"

      +1 informative

    2. Re:Farscape.... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      He just got Farscape confused with Red Dwarf. Kryton is the servant droid that lives aboard the Red Dwarf with Lister, Rimmer and Cat.

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    3. Re:Farscape.... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "He just got Farscape confused with Red Dwarf. Kryton is the servant droid that lives aboard the Red Dwarf with Lister, Rimmer and Cat."

      No, that was Kryten. Kryton was what Superman was highly allergic to.

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    4. Re:Farscape.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kryton was what Superman was highly allergic to.

      That's Krypton.

  11. Hopefully this will be doomed research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems it would be so much easier to take a biological approach and let nerves reattach themselves. This type research may be useful in potential mind-machine interfaces.

  12. Very cool research by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1

    It's about time we started working on things like this. I'm ready for my bionic eyeballs any time now, guys.

    1. Re:Very cool research by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you, heck, this technology existed wayyyyy back in 1974. Thirty years to clinical trials is a heck of a long time.

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  13. Reboot Feature by tadmas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if they are going to have some kind of "reboot" feature in case the hardware starts failing or the software goes haywire. (Insert standard Windows BSOD joke here.) Seriously, though, I'd hate to see somebody's limbs just start moving erratically and without any control. That would be a nightmare.

    I don't know how they would actually implement such a feature, but it just seems kinda dangerous to me without it.

    1. Re:Reboot Feature by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not what it looks like mom, I swear! I can't stop my arm!!

    2. Re:Reboot Feature by Gyan · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Reboot Feature by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      They could hook up the reboot feature to your vocal cords and tactile sensations. So, to reset the chip, you'd just have to tap yourself in the chest twice and shout "REBOOT!"

    4. Re:Reboot Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not your arm, big boy!

    5. Re:Reboot Feature by elwell642 · · Score: 3, Funny

      (Insert standard Windows BSOD joke here.)

      "I can't make it into work today... yeah, the license expired on my brain-to-leg bridge controller."

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    6. Re:Reboot Feature by ScarletEmerald · · Score: 1

      It would probably be a good idea to make the chip stateless- no need to ever reset it then (in fact there wouldn't be any state to reset).

    7. Re:Reboot Feature by orasio · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of pacemakers?
      There are computer stuff that control people's lifes, and they can be built software-error free, although it's incredibly expensive, but in this case, it's worth the money.

  14. Wonder if it runs CE Lite? by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's all I'd need ... a chip running Micro$soft .. BSOD could take on some other serious meaing!

  15. I just heard the sad news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mc Hawking found prior art.

  16. Follow the money by pr0t0plasm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When Cyberkinetics was a lab at Brown University, I design an amplifier array for the wireless implant mentioned in the article. The medical possibilities for the research are really pretty interesting, especially once the next generation probe is done. The trouble is that the medical possibilities are icing, and the cake is a control system for the exoskeleton of the soldier of the future... that's right, another fine DARPA technology.

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    1. Re:Follow the money by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      That's right, cue the Evangelion jokes.

  17. Yay! Neuromancer is just a step away. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, so you start with artificial limbs, move on to military projects with vision, audio, vehicle control, then in 30 years it hits the commercial market.

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  18. Gentlemen... by jacobhoupt · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have the technology. We can rebuild him, make him faster, stronger, better...

    Whooo chechechechechecheche...

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    1. Re:Gentlemen... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Will this chip be using AOL?

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    2. Re:Gentlemen... by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Someone must be too young to remember "The Six Million Dollar Man" and "The Bionic Woman"

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    3. Re:Gentlemen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not necessarily a bad thing.

  19. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    No way.

    Taking the biological route is humiliating. Where is the innovation?

    Surely we must outdo nature by our technology. Otherwise we can never fully escape the nature's trap of evolution by mortaility.

  20. Hack Your Friends! by Guildencrantz · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long before I can use my laptop to hack into my friend's motor control and make him dance?

    ~~Guildencrantz

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    1. Re:Hack Your Friends! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Would it be considered rape if I hack into the girl next door?

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    2. Re:Hack Your Friends! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      According to that shitty Ally McBeal ripoff "Century City", yes.

  21. Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    who immediately thinks of a remotely controlled girlfriend with force-feedback? :)

    1. Re:Am I the only one by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Funny

      My girlfriend already has a force feedback feature, how about a mute button?

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      If you could install a mute button on a kid, then I might think about procreating (now I just need to find a remote control gf who will help me with that...

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  22. Universal Soldier by millahtime · · Score: 1

    Universal Soldier.... nuf said

  23. Just in time to match Kurzweil's theory by zapp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ray Kurzweil wrote an interesting book about the progression of technology over the next 100 years. Based on his law of accelerating returns, he predicts various events for the next few decades until the Singularity.

    The book was published in 2000, and already he'd made quite a few accurate predictions, and many since then have been accurate as well.

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  24. cyberkinetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fwiw, the same story appears to have showed up before the times, etc. in a march issue of forbes.

    http://www.forbes.com/business/forbes/2004/0315/ 18 6.html

  25. Re:In Soviet Russia, home controls you! by Bobulusman · · Score: 1, Troll
    I just hope that your brain has a good firewall and is patched with all the latest updates.

    If it wasn't, you could give a whole new emphasis to the computer term "zombie". :)

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  26. AI by cifey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Instead of trying to map out the exact instructions which may change from person to person coudln't you just have an interface that learns the commands of the user via positive feed back?

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  27. Walking? by jetkust · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm no expert, and it doesn't mention walking in the article, but I wonder if one will be able to walk using a system like this since the impulses from the nerve endings in the legs will never be sent back into the brain. It's kinda like trying to walk without being able to feel your legs. I doubt I could do it.

    1. Re:Walking? by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      You could if their was more AI involved in the walking than the instructions coming from your brain. Of course, we have trouble making robots walk already, and this would be a similar problem.

    2. Re:Walking? by Jott42 · · Score: 1

      It is probably not possible to walk unassisted, but with assitance or support you can walk by having the legs perform automatic routines. (A little bit like toy robots.)

      The people behind the Bion project have discussed this application.

    3. Re:Walking? by Woy · · Score: 1

      I believe the current plans to work around that involve having a "force-feedback" device attached to some part of the skin where the patient can still feel it, and hope the brain can learn that. From what i've read, i found that a very workable solution. Specially considering the alternative: nothing.

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    4. Re:Walking? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I think that without sensation the user will have to rely on visual feedback until they get used to it. It would be kind of like playing some kind of really difficult "balancing act" computer simulation with no force feedback and complicated controlls. Hard to do, but possible with practice.

  28. But does it run Windows? by downix · · Score: 1, Funny

    That will be the first thing out of any non-computer-literate folk when they hear about anything computer-micro-chip-gadget these days.

    Imagine this conversation:

    "Hey, let's go for a walk?"
    "Love to honey, but my knee is too busy playing solitare."

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  29. When is it too far? by consolidatedbord · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While this is interesting and innovative technology, when is it too much? How much further will this go? Not to sound like a tinfoil fashion junkie, but what if this kind of stuff gets put into the wrong hands? Honestly. With companies like Cisco, APC, and others putting hardcoded backdoors into their products, what if someone decided the same was neccessary on a wireless version of this device? Don't get me wrong, new technology is amazing. But IMHO it is something to be feared and respected. Maybe somethings are best never invented. Pacemakers are awesome, but a chip to control muscle functions in the brains of paralysis patients seems a bit frightening. Especially if a wireless version is to emerge. No, it wouldn't be un-wep'ed 802.11b, but nonetheless this, to me is an alert. I don't know anyone personally who is paralyzed, so maybe I don't take this as seriously as others, but I can't see myself having a foreign object implanted into my brain any time soon. Of course extensive testing will be done to ensure that the product is usable for deployed to patients but can you imagine a failure of this? What if it (the chip) becomes uncontrollable for any number of reasons?

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    1. Re:When is it too far? by Merkuri22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd think if you were completely paralized you'd jump (well, not literally, of course) to have this implanted. Even if it didn't allow you control of your limbs, anything to feel like you had some sort of influence on the outside world, even if it's just controlling the mouse on a computer, would be a big plus to any quadrepalegic, IMO.

      I mean, imagine it... not being able to move any of your arms or legs ever again. Being bedridden for the rest of your life doesn't sound like a very pleasant experience to me. I think if I were in that position and there was a high risk of death to using this chip then I'd still give it a shot.

    2. Re:When is it too far? by mustangsal66 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know about you... but NO ONE is entering my backdoor!

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    3. Re:When is it too far? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Technology is to be respected, people are to be feared. A knife is a tool; someone stabbing someone else in the chest with a knife does not make the knife a bad thing, it makes the person a bad person. You say a pacemaker is awesome, but a chip to control muscle functions is a "bit frightening." Tell that to the person who is strapped to a wheel chair for the rest of his life. A person (Christopher Reeves is a good example since he is well known), I am sure would take the chance to walk again even if he might suffer a BSOD every now and again (will his eyes go blue? oh wait...) :) I think the advancement of technology should NOT be slowed or stopped because of people who misuse it. The people who misuse it should just be taken out (one way or another). My two cents :) -A

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    4. Re:When is it too far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to have a healthy fear of new technology, but at the same time that's the kind of thinking that always delays development of new technology.

      You can't see yourself having a "foreign object implanted into your brain" in the same way that our forefathers were probably squeamish about being injected with a modified polio virus. Today we (well, most of us) are happy to have vaccinations, so much so that many people are voluntarily innoculated against stuff that they probably will never encounter "in the wild".

      There's a big disconnect between now (the chip entering a testing phase) and The Extrapolated Future (going to the mall for a quick and painless "upgrade").

      Anyway, my own personal philosophy is that every avenue available to science and the advancement of technology should be explored and examined, the safety and ease of use, deployment and moral examination of the technology can all be assessed later.

    5. Re:When is it too far? by Adriax · · Score: 1

      By wireless I'd expect they mean short range.
      There's no point in a 100m range on the wireless.

      What I'm guessing is they plan on creating a magnetic induction loop to power the thing, and a very short range wireless link (couple inches, something like WUSB and bluetooth). Then they create a headband to wear that had the induction coil and the wireless antenna in it.

      The onlt problem with the system is MRIs and other high strength magnets could cause a problem, frying the chips and possibly creating a hot spot in their heads.

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    6. Re:When is it too far? by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      I imagine that when this actually hits the mainstream, they may come with quantum cryptography which would make it impossible to add a backdoor.

    7. Re:When is it too far? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why bother with the mobility chip when you can cut out the middle man and just implant a pleasure chip?

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    8. Re:When is it too far? by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      Eh, I'd feel like that was cheating, but if it was a choice between being paralized for the rest of my life and a pleasure chip I'd probably take the chip, too. ;)

      But seriously, it's probably not feasable, and even if it were it would probably be regulated. I mean, if everybody just got a pleasure chip installed then life as we know it would probably end because we'd all stay at home all day being "stimulated" until we starved and nothing would get done. ;)

  30. Brain bandwidth... by phorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My question is: What is the bandwidth of the human brain. If we put it into terms of both latency (time before signal hits destination and a result is returned) and pipe size (how much data can we push through at a given time).

    Does our bring have a "ping." That is to say, if we had a leg where the nerve receptors has died, but the muscle nerves work (leprosy?), can you tell if it is moving when we want it to, or is the only return signal from the nerves that sense touch?

    It would be interesting to see if a wireless connection could handle brain bandwidth. I'd imagine that for the simple operatings such as moving an object etc low bandwidth is required. For a fully pluggable experience (how about integrating touch, hearing, and the optic nerve to pilot a mini-plane) I'd imagine that quite a lot of bandwidth is needed, as well as fairly low latency.

    But then again, I was recently at the doctor's doing exercises when I noticed that if I tried to do leg pumps too fast, my leg would be trying to "pull" when at times it should be doing a "push" and so I either get a short stroke or a shutter. Is this the same as a data collision or just lack of reaction speed due to the muscle not being well enough toned (the muscle is degenerated due to being immobilized from a break, but muscle tone is probably already average compared to most people).

    1. Re:Brain bandwidth... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Does our bring have a "ping." That is to say, if we had a leg where the nerve receptors has died, but the muscle nerves work (leprosy?), can you tell if it is moving when we want it to, or is the only return signal from the nerves that sense touch?"

      The speed of a nerve impulse is about 180mph, due mostly to the chemical part of the circuit. Also, there is a 6th sense we have (no not ESP) that's called proprioception. It allows us to tell where in physical space our body parts are, and is separate from our other senses.

    2. Re:Brain bandwidth... by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Does our bring have a "ping." That is to say, if we had a leg where the nerve receptors has died, but the muscle nerves work (leprosy?), can you tell if it is moving when we want it to, or is the only return signal from the nerves that sense touch?

      We have sensory and motor neurons, and they are wholly distinct. You can theoretically lose all sense of feel, but still be able to move your muscle with the motor neuron. As a matter of fact, this is why, for example, chickens will keep moving after decapitation. The sensory neurons are obviously detached from the major processing center, but the motor neurons continue to fire. However, it turns out that motor and sensory neurons tend to travel along the same neural pathways, which means that if one gets screwed up, so does the other, especially in accidental paralysis. Thus, these chips would bridge the gap, allowing the activation of one motor neuron somewhere else in the system (i.e. where the neural pathway was originally severed during an accident) and the paralyzed part. It's like patching a cut cable, essentially, but about a thosand times more complicated, since there are millions of cables, and it's hard to figure out which one to patch =P.

      It would be interesting to see if a wireless connection could handle brain bandwidth. I'd imagine that for the simple operatings such as moving an object etc low bandwidth is required. For a fully pluggable experience (how about integrating touch, hearing, and the optic nerve to pilot a mini-plane) I'd imagine that quite a lot of bandwidth is needed, as well as fairly low latency.

      Well, you'd imagine fairly wrong, methinks. This research does not even begin to come close to any kind of pluggable experience. There are more possible neural pathways in one brain than there are atoms in the universe, as far as we know. What this research is doing is to allow the functioning of a normal part of the brain (motor neuron 1) to activate an abnormal, paralyzed part of the body (dysfunctional motor neuron 2). The reason they are using a chip is because it turns out that they are going to try to bridge more than one gap, of course. If you could only move one tiny little part of one muscle, it wouldn't be very effective, now would it? But the bandwidth is relatively small, and latency isn't that hard, since the electrical impulses in your body only travel about 200 mph, and since it's not exactly a long way from your head to your toes, differences in latency would be relatively unnoticeable.

      Is this the same as a data collision or just lack of reaction speed due to the muscle not being well enough toned

      The most probable explanation is that it is a reflex, generally a survival trait. When you kick your leg repeatedly and quickly, your body tries to take over and make the whole process faster, reflexively cutting out the brain from the loop and just kicking your leg for you. This is so that your body can do things faster than your brain can command it to, like in running or swimming, where it might be necessary. This is what happens when you bounce your leg up and down while sitting, and it kind of finds its own rhythm, and if you try to disturb it consciously, it just makes your leg twitch out of rhythm; it's a reflexive twitch.

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  31. map this. by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    mapping the brain could be interesting. especially on boundary conditions like in programming. what happens when the brain dies, what are the last signals it sends out?

    1. Re:map this. by DaLiNKz · · Score: 0

      Actually that IS quite interesting, lost my mod points yesterday would have modded up. Not saying we should throw a probe into Jim's head and kill him, but imagine monitoring animals or even people that are soon dying (that would consent ofcourse).. I don't know.

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    2. Re:map this. by nharmon · · Score: 2, Funny

      [i]what are the last signals it sends out?[/i]

      HUP

    3. Re:map this. by andfarm · · Score: 1

      END OF LINE.

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    4. Re:map this. by rchatterjee · · Score: 1

      what happens when the brain dies, what are the last signals it sends out?

      Probably something like thi}=20 ]} } } }&..}=3Dr}'}"}[NO CARRIER]

  32. Ping Pong by randomErr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, I just pinged your head. Your brain is lagging big time.

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  33. 0wnz0red by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 1

    Very fitting is 0wnz0red by Cory Doctorow, the Nebula award l0ser from two stories ago.

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  34. No limbs? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Aputees and other similar cases. If you fall into one of the following:

    a) Irreperably severed muscle
    b) Severely degenerated muscle (may be retoned, but for long-term degeneration it could be a long haul)
    c) Missing limbs

    If the muscle is broken, or the limb missing, then you haven't got anything to work with. Making the signal work with electronics is a large portion of the battle (in terms of mapping how human nerve impulses work) and being artificial limbs or electronic assistance equipment (think motorized leg braces) it can cover more people.

  35. We can rebuild by nadda · · Score: 1

    Bionic limbs? Stronger?

    $6M man meets Superman?


  36. Re:reading through all the posts so far.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no shit. it's just one liners left and right.

    moderators should just give up and move on to the stuff that isn't on the frontpage.

  37. Seizures by phorm · · Score: 1

    Seizures, particularly epileptic. Involuntary muscle movement etc are part of that as well.

    Tourettes tics are usually smaller in scale (unless supressed in which case they can "explode" out)... not sure if the causes are very different or not from epileptic seizures in term of stay nervous impulses.

  38. Feedback? by Unnngh! · · Score: 1

    I'm curious about the feedback potential, somewhere down the line. If we can map out which impulses to use to cause an artificial limb to move, it may be dangerous to the patient without some feedback, or "feeling", from that limb. How much different would that be than simply reversing the technology of moving the limb in the first place?

  39. How long until.... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1


    ... Slashdotters stop working the threat of more spam into every posted topic?

    Not long, I hope :)

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  40. Sure, you can get data out... by Bagels · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This method can get data out of the brain. But, strictly speaking, we've been able to do that for ages (not quite so directly or in a way that you can carry around easily, but still)... It will get a lot more interesting - and potentially dangerous - when we have something that can send info back into the brain, in the form of, say, images added directly to what the eye can see within the brain.

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    1. Re:Sure, you can get data out... by HalfOfOne · · Score: 1

      I've been following this for a bunch of years, since my stepdad is employed by various Neurology departments across a few universities. Lately, they've been doing some great work in Deep Brain Stimulation to remove some of the side effects of Parkinson's and Essential Tremor. Neat stuff. To get the hardware in place safely, they map brain locations based on known brain "landmarks" then watch for known electrical patterns for motor neurons. They use the mapped locations to send small electrical signals using a magnetic stimulus all the way back to the fingers and toes of patients undergoing surgery. If the neurosurgeon places the hardware in a place where it impinges a motor neuron path, the alarms go off and they re-evaluate the placement. It's kind of like that Operation game (Don't touch the sides!") we played as kids.

      Would you like to know more?

      http://www.medtronic.com/newsroom/news_20020612a.h tml
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0849 308860/002-5944220-8073633?v=glance

  41. Better, Stronger, Faster... by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster."

    Had to be said...

  42. because by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    they don't exactly know what part of the brain controls all the stages of motor movement... deciding to move, planning to move, executing the movement, and coordinating the movement (the decision area in particular isn't known for certain)

    Also, it depends on what kind of movement you are doing... and is the movement a voluntary one, a planned movement, or is it being done in response to a stimulus?

    I'd be interested to know exactly where they're mapping out these movements... motor planning is usually done in the frontal cortex, near the precentral gyrus. The motor cortex actually moves the muscles, though coordination is thought to require cerebellar input.

    For as complex a process as movement actually is, this article is a little thin on details. Still... interesting research.

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  43. This is damm cool by Pizentios · · Score: 1

    Just think of all the things that this tech means for the human race. Maybe that hydralic assited suit isn't so off for me....heh

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  44. Telepathy is only a few years away by randomErr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine if you could communicate via a wireless connection. This could litterly let you do that.

    If these chips will let people walk again why not communicate with others with a similar chip via a low power network? Instant telepathy, just add water.

    This reminds of the premise of Ghost in the Shell. Whats next, Ghost hacking?
    fdisk /target:brain1
    format brain1:\
    copy c:\hackpattern.gz brain1:\

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    1. Re:Telepathy is only a few years away by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      I knew Bluetooth would not go away :-)

      the one thing they need to over come though is how to power these suckers.

      ideally, they will come up with some sort of power source created from the body, like glucose or something, heck, glucose would kick butt since the brain is swimming in it anyway,

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  45. Obligatory Onion link by saforrest · · Score: 2, Funny
  46. Better.. download dancing, why learn? by slashhax0r · · Score: 0

    Even better... How long before I can download dance routines and actually know how to dance? ;)

  47. good vs evil by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

    with Crichton's terminal man (ok book, good idea) and the ratbot (http://www.nature.com/nsu/020429/020429-9.html) that we have all read about, and monkeys controling computers with thier minds (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1871803 .stm), who will win? good or evil? i can think of great uses for both good and evil, but i think evil is better funded.

    things like the power-loaders from aliens sure could help in both the commercial and military sector, but what is the likelyhood of an exosleleton or walkers helping the disabled before the military uses such things for advanced target acquisition (a non direct brain input -ie following eye movements- is already used by the gunners in apache helicopters, you look, it shoots where you look) and super ninja exoskeletons from my favorite animations. hell, anybody remember exosquad? mechwarrior?

    i guess it would even out, the technology would be used to create disabled people, and then could be used to help them walk again -albeit with servos and hydraulics.

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  48. Hard to argue with logic like that... by Orne · · Score: 1

    Let's see if we can get an example for ya. Imagine you had a computer and a working printer, connected by a cable. It's one of these closed source jobs, where you don't know the communications protocol, just that it works. Now, have an accident, and chop the cable in half. Looking at the ends, you find that the designer went the easy route and none of the cables are colored (more efficient when you dont need that production stage, after all).

    Now, imagine you have 5,000 "wires" running in parallel, and you're getting close to the spinal cord bundles estimate of the minimum associated with useful locomotion. Except these aren't wires, they're more like optical connections, where once severed the "ends" begin to "scar" making future reconnection more difficult.

    1. Re:Hard to argue with logic like that... by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Luckily, the communications protocol is adaptive, and will re-wire itself to use whatever wires happen to still work, as long as there are enough of them, regardless of what they do.

      You'll never dance ballet again, of course, but you'll do reasonably well in day-to-day activities - and if you perform the surgery early enough (say, below age 6), there won't be a noticable difference in performance by the time they're an adult.

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  49. Wireless by Peredur · · Score: 1

    I want to see wireless communication. Imagine, implanting a chip that allows you to communicate with others over a wireless grid. ESP made to order. I would think that the government would have already been looking at this for combat situations, but then with wireless security in the state that it is currently in I'd hate to have somebody try to use my brain as a net access point.

  50. Wires by iantri · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is an odd sort of question, but I've always wondered.. these implants with wires dangling out of them (like those experimental ones to make blind people see, for example).. what happpens if you snag them on something sharp?

    Does it go "RIIIP!" and a chunk of your skin is torn off the side of your head? ;)

    1. Re:Wires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually the implants have a socket mounted on the skull and made of titanium. When the patient leaves the lab, they are simply unplugged from the other electronics.

  51. One step closer to the real Dr. Octopus! by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we need to perfect the genetic technology so that Spider Man can fight him off when he shows up and starts trashing New York.

  52. obvious long-term goals at work... by koa · · Score: 1

    I may be wrong, but, this seems to me that this type of research would be akin to the steam engine on a train compared to an ion engine on a space probe; with all the advances in humanoid robotics and now approved human research. I'd be willing to say that there are some silent people in the background looking for a possible escape from death by finding an artificial fontain of youth.
    Once they map out the throughput requirements, signaling, sequencing, and hardware (robotic body) what is to stop them from just taking a human brain from a failing (old, or diseased) body and placing it into a robot (much like robo-cop)?

    What would be the implications of such a move? Would the resulting 'person' still be considered human? i.e. the only organics left would be the brain.

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    ....move along....nothing to see here....
  53. Bring with a ping by phorm · · Score: 1

    "Does our bring have a "ping."

    Well, apparently my brain has rather high latency right now... mainly due to lack of proper fuel (coffee)...

    Apparently though, even in malfunctioning my brain is rather poetic.

  54. You will not be the same person by Teclis · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is very cool in a sense. I'd love to play around poking things in my brain to see what happens, but what if you break something. Your brain is not a hard drive which you can just reformat and start fresh. You are a sum of your life experiences and that makes you unique. Even the tiny characteristics in your brain makes you unique.

    If you get brain damage, the fact is, you are not the same person you were before. Think about frontal lobotomies. You may not know the difference and chances are no one else might notice, but the person you are now will cease to exist if you get braindamage.

    Braindamage scares the bejezus out of me, but I'm not about to wear a helmet 24/7. Point is, If they stick something in your brain, there must be SOME damage, if not minimal. This will change who you are. I know my aunt had brain surgery to remove a tumer and she acts VERY differently now.

    If you are going to get an implant for no reason at all, consider the risk. For people in which it can mean a better life, great idea.

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    Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. --Isaac Asimov
  55. bine is die beste by jayindahouse · · Score: 1

    BINE DER MEISTER

  56. Prosthetics and Orthotics by soulee · · Score: 1

    I've been working in the field of artifical limbs and braces for a few years and I must say that the past few years have been quite exciting. In the past we emphasized on muscular motion to help move limbs as well as biomechanics and physics to create harnesses to battle gravity. As time progressed, science blessed us with better surgeries, adhesives and materials. I know I probably saw my last wooden leg three years ago and that thought makes me happy. With the recent successes of artifical muscles, nerves and exoskeletons, the field will be changing again as it did after WWII and the plastics revolution.


    On a side note, I'd love to see the mapping of patients with phantom limb pain. I'm curious as to see if the signals would be the same to a patient with a similar amputation but no phantom symptons.

  57. too far away? by pmfp · · Score: 1

    "They hope the chips will map out nerve impulses which are sent to limbs, so that they can then be translated into computer code and sent to future artificial limbs."

    I doubt anyone whose had one of these chips implanted will want to get artificial limbs after an accident then. Just imagine how boring it will be when your body starts to redo your entire life and all you can do is watch. Damn, people will be pissed!

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    "So unmerciful is life, that everything afterwards is too late."
  58. It's more grey than that. by Thinkit4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't "cease" to exist from any sort of brain damage. Do you disappear from a night of drinking? Nerve cells die naturally--do you cease to exist when you get old? But there is a risk. I view the paralyzed as test subjects--if this really does work, I would jump at the chance (as a non-paralyzed person) to do it.

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    -I am an elective eunuch.
    1. Re:It's more grey than that. by Teclis · · Score: 1

      It appears you are not as afraid of brain damage as I am, My point is on a permanent basis. Drinking is temporary and yes, when you get old, you are not the same person.

      If you've ever visited an old folks home, you should know this.

      I hope I never end up like that. I'd rather just die.

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      Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. --Isaac Asimov
  59. I feel handicapped now. by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    I feel like the one handicapped now, until these things get perfected in the paralyzed and then brought out to everyone. What could be more important than controlling the signals to and from your consciousness?

    There's a region called the thalamus in the brain that appears to be where your actual consciousness lies. In the farther future, we'll input/output directly to this area. Then we'll see how to emulate it, and complete break from what we were before. This would be a critical event in the singularity--where we have trouble even grasping what happens after that.

    One thing's for sure--we won't be worrying about something like FDA approval at that point.

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    -I am an elective eunuch.
  60. Obligatory Family Guy Quote... by Alakaboo · · Score: 1

    But I don't want to spend a lot of money...

  61. I want a tail... by rkef · · Score: 0

    I'm highly uninformed on the possibilities of such a thing, but are there "parts" of my brain which can still produce "move tail now" signals? :-)

  62. VR Control by errant-nonsense · · Score: 1

    As cool as this is I'm also very much interested in the implications to controlling virtual reality. This could turn into a datajack straight out of shadowrun or snowcrash. /me Lies in bed playing Quake 7.

  63. Re: Sixth Sense by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    Also, there is a 6th sense we have (no not ESP) that's called proprioception. It allows us to tell where in physical space our body parts are, and is separate from our other senses.
    1. I thought that our sixth sense was our sense of balance.
    2. If I am totally relaxed and unmoving, I sometimes lose track of where my limbs are (e.g., is my elbow bent or straight, etc.).
      Just the slightest movement or external stimulus will "snap" my perception of limb position back into place.
      So, in my case at least, this proprioception seems to be related to the sense of touch.
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  64. Paralysis and computer chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidence is beginning to indicate that the central nervous system is not hard-wired. In other words, signals take different (a varity of) routes depending on other things going on in/with the body.

    Wouldn't this be a contra-indication for computers, chips, and paralysis?