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  1. Re:support free developmen on Sun's Patent and Licensing Practices Examined · · Score: 1

    I don't know if that would be legal or not. But even if it was done against competitor X, then upstart Y could spring up, take the BSD-licensed code, add some enhancements, and compete against them anyways. Also, it would not be compatible with the GPL because the GPL places NO restrictions on redistribution.

    Without this clause, the code can be co-opted by a competitor and used against them, with this clause, it cannot be relicensed under the GPL as it has a restriction on distribution.

  2. Re:it's not exactly in line with this article ... on Microsoft in 2008 · · Score: 1
    I wrote a somewhat farcicle blurb once that theorized that (among other things) Microsoft would just buy its way into some other industry with its cash pile once the OS/Office market dried up.

    In my hypothetical future, Microsoft becomes a leading manufacturer of locomotives and aircraft engines, and is a major player in the finance industry. (kind of like GE)

  3. Re:kitchen computer on Price Drops For Mac mini Upgrades · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell, take out the dishwasher and you could park an IBM AS/400 under the counter. Why settle for a Mac Mini when you could be running an enterprise class server, right in your kitchen?

    You could even augment this by placing an external disk array cabinet in place of the refrigerator.

  4. Re:Music Search on Better Search Engines · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried it too, but all the results were blocked for DMCA violations.

  5. Re:I'm still waiting for things promised by Y2K on Grand Challenges For The Next 20 Years · · Score: 1

    That's true. It seems like we've kind of run dry in the last couple of years. We've had cell phones and digital cameras for a while now. What else can we do? Let's combine them!! Camera-phone!! That's it? Where's my goddamn teleporter??!!

  6. nonclassical methods on Grand Challenges For The Next 20 Years · · Score: 2, Funny
    From TFA: "Journeys in nonclassical computation: Classically, computation is viewed mathematically in terms of algorithms, but there are other ways to look at it. These include rethinking the rigid classification schemes computers use and turning to others based on family resemblance or on metaphor"

    I know! I'll develop a new type of database that is indexed by the degree to which the primary key sounds either "woody" or "tinny" when spoken. I'll make millions!!

  7. Scenario on Voice Activated MP3 player · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sitting in a crowded place, listening to the White Album on my new voice activated MP3 player.

    Me (quietly): Play Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey.

    MP3 player: Please speak louder.

    Me: Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey.

    MP3 player: Please speak louder.

    Me (shouting): Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey!!!

    Everyone turns and looks at me. I make a mad dash for the exit.

  8. Re:!!! MAKE $$$ FA$T !!!! on Google Cans Comment Spam · · Score: 1

    Want to make $$$ with your computer? No risk! Simply press shift-4 three times in a row!!

  9. Re:Hmm... on Harvard Pres Says Females Naturally Bad at Math · · Score: 1

    Overheard at the bank:

    What do you mean I'm overdrawn?? I still have checks left!!

  10. The formula on AI Bots Pick The Hits of Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    The program works by applying the formula. It takes three variables.

    Boobs
    The artist must have boobs. The larger they are, the higher this value.

    Blandness
    The blander it is, the higher this value.

    Beat
    The stronger the beat, the higher this value.

    These are multiplied together.

    B * B * B = X

    If X is greater than or equal to the Olivia Newton-John quotient, a recognized standard throughout the popular music business, the song will be a hit and we release an album.

    If X is lower, we don't do one.

    Q: Are there a lot of these kinds of artists?

    You wouldn't believe.

    Q: Which record label to do you work for?

    A major one.

  11. It's too noisy here... on Bezos's Blue Origin Prepares Launch Facility · · Score: 1

    Let's go someplace private and quiet. Like a spaceship.

  12. Re:Lazy on Oh! Super Toaster! · · Score: 2, Funny
    Very few people slice their own bread today. Rather, it typically comes presliced from the store.

    On another note, I have a 1953 vintage Toastmaster model 1B14. I use it regularly and it still works perfectly. Now THAT is quality.

  13. Re:A sight no one has ever seen before... on Huygens Probe Prepares for Saturn Moon Landing · · Score: 1

    I think it'd be really cool if it landed with "gulp".

  14. Re:Probe size on Huygens Probe Prepares for Saturn Moon Landing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly it's not the new Beetle, as the cold temperatures on Titan would freeze the engine coolant.

  15. Re:35 on Huygens Probe Prepares for Saturn Moon Landing · · Score: 1

    Increase your monitor resolution.

  16. Re:so, how is creationism taught anyways? on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 1
    Where did the watermelon (and the dynamite) come from in the first case?

    We don't know. In light of the fact that no one was there when the watermelon, or its constituent matter, came into existence, we cannot say how it came into existence with any certainty. No one knows what happened prior to the big bang or if there even was one. Perhaps the universe was created, along with your parents and everything, the day before you were conceived. Prove that it wasn't.

    If it helps you sleep at night, you can imagine a Christian God creating it in seven days or whatever. I've seen no evidence to indicate that to be the case. So, just because I cannot explain it does not mean I will default to unsubstantiated mythology.

  17. Re:so, how is creationism taught anyways? on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Think of the big bang this way. Imagine someone showed you a still picture of watermelon pulp spraying outward through the air, apparently moving at great speed from a central point. There are two possibilities:

    1. Someone dynamited a watermelon and took a picture of it.

    2. The pieces of watermelon were arranged in mid air by the photographer and somehow imparted with great velocity to create the impression of option 1.

    Creationists would have us believe the latter.

  18. Re:Interesting... on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 4, Funny

    Creationism works like this. God is infinite. Therefore, to represent God, we will use an infinite series:
    0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + .... = 0

    1 - 1 = 0, so logically it follows that:
    (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + ... = 0

    Removing the parentheses:
    1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + .... = 0

    Adding new parentheses:
    1 + ( -1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + ... = 0

    Simplifying:
    1 = 0

    Thus, God can create the universe out of nothing.

    QED

    God could not be reached for comment.

  19. so, how is creationism taught anyways? on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teacher: Class, today we are going to study Creation. A long time ago, God, who cannot be quantified or proven to exist or not to exist, created life using supernatural powers that cannot be explained by science.

    Student: Will this be on the test?

    Teacher: Will what be on the test?

  20. It's a conspiracy on This Just In - Gamers Are Human · · Score: 1

    Egads, they are everywhere. Even in the State Department. I cannot continue to sit back and allow gamer subversion, gamer indoctrination, and the international gamer conspiracy to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids.

  21. Progress so far... on MIT Making Computer Parts from DNA · · Score: 1

    While not all of the components of a basic computer are working yet...
    They are still trying to figure out how to make a printer, a floppy drive, and a mouse out DNA. Definitely promising technology though.

  22. OT: Your sig on True Stories of Knoppix Rescues · · Score: 1

    It's Pamela Jones, not Paula.

  23. Re:How can they sleep at night...? on FBI Warns: Many Tsunami Relief Pleas Are Fake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only that, it doesn't render well in Firefox. What is wrong with these people?

  24. Re:Get over it on Where's My 10 Ghz PC? · · Score: 1

    " Computers won't be fast enough until they can do anything we'd want of them near instantly"

    I fired up my old 386 with Windows for Workgroups the other day, and it's responsiveness was near instantaneous. My current work PC, a 1.8 Ghz P4 running W2K has noticable latency. The problem is not inadequate hardware, it is software bloat oupacing hardware improvements.

  25. Re:If the Celeron is named after celery... on AMD Plants Turion Line of Mobile Chips · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, Turion sounds like it might be derived from Turing. If this is the case, expect the chip to be boycotted by the religious right.