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AI Bots Pick The Hits of Tomorrow

Wolverine Inspector writes "The Music Industry uses a product called HSS (Hit Song Science) made by Spain's Polyphonic HMI. According to The Guardian "while no one's talking about it, it seems that the whole record industry is already using AI to choose hits. From unsigned acts dreaming in their garage, to multinationals such as Sony and Universal, everyone is clandestinely using a new and controversial technology to gain an edge on their competitors." Even though it costs about $5,200 US/$6,500, many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs."

510 comments

  1. More white bread, please! by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's just great.

    Remember how video card manufacturers were tweaking their drivers to perform well in benchmarks? "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score a "hit" on this service.
    FTA: Those "leftfield", illogical and grassroots-inspired departures from the norm, such as disco or drum and bass, could not have been predicted - but they shift the mainstream and provide the momentum any culture needs to remain fresh.
    Right, but it will be harder than ever to produce something out of the mainstream when a record exec will look only at the score on HSS and potential effect on the bottom line.
    FTA: As Smith says, "Art is the one area where people can, and should be able to, make radical statements. Anything that encourages safe, consensus-driven music should be used with caution."
    Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past. Prepare for more of the same on the FM dial! (thank goodness for etunes.com)
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    1. Re:More white bread, please! by savagedome · · Score: 3, Funny

      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past.

      Welcome to the age of 'Art for fart's sake'. It's the future!

    2. Re:More white bread, please! by grub · · Score: 1

      Heh I have a jar of Flarp Noise Putty on my desk. The soothing sounds of a fart can really lighten up one's spirit.

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    3. Re:More white bread, please! by ragnar · · Score: 0

      Remember how video card manufacturers were tweaking their drivers to perform well in benchmarks? "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score a "hit" on this service.

      At least you aren't calling them artists, as many people do. I hate it when someone like Brittney Spears refers to herself as an artist. Gag.

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    4. Re:More white bread, please! by daniil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past.

      Yeah, as if we haven't heard this one a hundred times before. But in time, these predictions have always proved wrong.

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      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    5. Re:More white bread, please! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score a "hit" on this service.

      Sure, but so what? Same as you are not forced to eat crappy processed food you don't need to buy this homogenized shit.

      Sure, something gets lost along the lines. Creativity? Kharma? Soul? I don't really know, but unfortunately this change happened after the last of the titans in the music business left the ship and where replaced by young, aggressive, MBA schooled and Excel knowledged executives, who don't really give a shit if they're moving laundry detergent, softdrinks or, well, culture [for lack of a better word].

      The somewhat cheering thought is that we will always have good music around (currently Tom Waits: Blue Valentine, but I digress) and there will always be good new bands, song writers, arrangers and musicians.

      The difference between them and the mainstream will be that while they don't necessarilly shun technology they sure as hell won't use "hit"-writer software, or those gizmos that "clean" mistakes in human vocals.

      I totally agree with your assessment. Just wanted to add some perspective and maybe a more joyful outlook on what is to come.

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      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    6. Re:More white bread, please! by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But in time, these predictions have always proved wrong.

      The music industry has proven again and again that "time" no longer matters. Bands like The Stones, Aerosmith, etc, are all a thing of the past. They don't need them. They want acts like Spears, Maroon5, etc who rise to the top of the charts quickly through marketing, consolidation, and payoffs, and who are only there for a short time before the next big thing hits.

      Touring, actual music playing, and actual singing are overrated. The HSS printout says so.

      Just tweak this, this, and this. Add a synth here, here, and here. We have a hit. Two hits, maybe three, and we can continue to whine that we don't make any money because we spent it all marketing something that died after 3 years.

    7. Re:More white bread, please! by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree with your assessment. Just wanted to add some perspective and maybe a more joyful outlook on what is to come.

      Yeah, if slashdot had a "+1, Cynical" rating my karma would be through the stratosphere. The only radio I listen to nowadays is AM news & weather. Most mainstream music isn't my cup of tea although there's a good university station here that plays some neat bands.

      In my original post I mentioned etunes.com. I meant emusic.com, I've found a lot of really decent smaller bands there I would never have heard of had I gone to the standard CD mall-store or listened to the mainstream radio. Mind you, my favourite band is Motorhead so my observations on art and music should be taken with a grain of salt ;)

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    8. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Because many people are composing actual music today right? ...

      Just because you can play three chords, wail into a microphone and dress like a "$THING_TEENAGERS_WANT_TO_LOOK_LIKE" doesn't mean you're an artist. You're a performer.

      Fuck, even Titney spears admits she doesn't write the songs she sings. I seriously doubt lavigne, simpsons or the other MTV mutts write their own songs either.

      Let's just not confuse music/art with "noise that they produce". Sure it's a diversion and occasionally entertaining but it's not art.

      Art is something made with a message or story in mind.

      "baby baby I love you baby touch me baby baby" is

      a) not original
      b) getting really boring
      c) not well motivated

      The same can be said for the average movie out there. let's see

      - explosions
      - oddly casted music
      - some "tough guy"
      - girl (the more titties the better)
      - car chase scene
      - gun battle where you see large sparks off bullet richochets [hint: you wouldn't in reality and yes I've really fired .40 and .223 calibre weapons]

      Hey I wrote the next Bourne series movie!!! holy shit! Time to ship it off to WB and see if I can make some cash money.

      Tom

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    9. Re:More white bread, please! by EEBaum · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a musician, I still take offense! I prefer referring to such hacks as "Performers."

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    10. Re:More white bread, please! by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > "Musicians", and I use that term loosely, will be tweaking their songs to score
      > a "hit" on this service.

      Isn't this is already what they do? People who buy pop music (myself included) are already spoon-fed, more or less, and artists who make it are already deriving their success by riding trends (intentionally or not).

      It might not be so bad. More bands get a shot, and more people get a listen. I would wager that the number of people who really care about music hasn't decreased because of coookie cutter pop (or "consensus-based music," if you like) - furthermore, I bet it serves as a gentle gateway into more serious forays into both composition, performance, and appreciation.

    11. Re:More white bread, please! by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really don't see any of this as a problem.

      There are musical artists and then there are musicians. Musicians play instruments or sing and write music, etc. Artists produce a piece of work intended to convey emotion and inspire or in some way evoke a response from the listener. A musician custom-builds a film-score, jingle, muzak or top 40 hit.

      There's no art in "rock-away" or "drop it like it's hot" or "thong thong thong thong thong". That garbage is just for bouncing around to. There's no more art to that than there is to a room full of old people after a burrito dinner.

      So, if they want to use some AI software to find out what the next big hit on Total Request Live will be - great. Artists will never be found on TRL as it is, so what do we care what happens with that genre of music?

      I find it unlikely that they'll be applying this to most other fields of music. *shrug*

    12. Re:More white bread, please! by kantai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh really? Because many people are composing actual music today right? ...

      Britney Spears, et al != Current Music

      There is other music out there.

    13. Re:More white bread, please! by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      emusic was nice, and I found some really cool stuff there. However, they seem to have entirely stopped adding new stuff in the past few months, at least the stuff I listen to, so I've cancelled my subscription. Lately, I've been quite happy with Live365 internet radio, as long as I'm at my computer.

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    14. Re:More white bread, please! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      Mind you, my favourite band is Motorhead so my observations on art and music should be taken with a grain of salt ;)

      Well, even though heavy metal (in all its varieties) never really appealed to me, I appreciate that this genre is usually performed by outstanding musicians. Oh and I don't consider Led Zeppelin heavy metal (or even hardrock, whatever that is), but one of the most important bands of all time.

      I meant emusic.com

      I'll check it out. Maybe after all something good comes from this "AI hitwriting software" after all.

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      ich bin der musikant

      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    15. Re:More white bread, please! by djbono · · Score: 1

      I don't quite like the concept, myself being - or trying desperatly to be - in the music biz; saying that this "machine" does math and heavy statistical comparisons on bpm, pitch, instruments, lenghts, accoustic factors, etc, to recognize some patterns that were succesfull, it must do heave datamining on large databases of Known Success and their proprietary attributes. What I want to say is that it compares the "new song" over many fields to already known hits of the industry. A new song with particularities alike those of old hits will probably score a good mark since it is has a potential of success according to the stats; but this system, I believe, doesn't yield much room for any new and creative original artists that are doing very new stuff, yet unknown to the public. For instance, go wayyyy back in the days, lets say a good 30years back; use this system to compare [almost] any Pink Floyd's song or album and predict the success.... wonder how 'Meddle' would have got... Don't get me wrong, I'm an higly scientific mind, I'm in electrical engineering and I love music and would like to do projects on it; and I find this one very interesting; but to use it as a contract-signing decisional 'tool', I must say I'm afraid for the future of the industry.

    16. Re:More white bread, please! by wing03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, but it will be harder than ever to produce something out of the mainstream when a record exec will look only at the score on HSS and potential effect on the bottom line.

      To hell with the mammoth record labels and their use of that piece of software as their sole or one of many tools to determine a hit.

      We all know that they're a bunch of smug suits looking to do as little work as possible to maintain their riches. Not embracing electronic distribution, use of this software to determine their next cash cow and raising prices on CDs are but a few examples.

      The revolution has started. independents and companies who are on the net selling singles for a fair price. Word of mouth, people who are actively doing or figuring out methods of promotion and distribution that's contrary to the dino-record labels are winning and will take the loyalty of artists and bury the labels that refuse to change.

      Artists who are insecure enough and/or only wanting to make money rather than contibute art are aplenty. Those that want to contribute to society are fewer and far between and those that succeed will continue to be a small handfull.

      I believe it's a matter of time now before something truly revolutionary and groundbreaking is produced by an independent that totally circumvents the record co's.

      But more immediately, perhaps the only change this will effect is an immediate upswing in RIAA member balance sheets. In time, there are enough assaults on their traditional business model that they will either have to change or die away.

    17. Re:More white bread, please! by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > Art is something made with a message or story in mind.

      This isn't really true... abstract painting, experimental composition are good counterexamples. These things are art, but they contain no message or story.

      I sympathize with your distaste for Britney Spears-ish pop, but it's still art - very uninspired, amateurish art masked by a high polish, but art nonetheless.

      > - explosions
      > - oddly casted music
      > - some "tough guy"
      > - girl (the more titties the better)
      > - car chase scene
      > - gun battle where you see large sparks off bullet richochets

      Hehe, don't forget that the "tough guy" is usually 5 feet tall or under 150 lbs, and uses oh-so-effective wide, swinging punches and flying spin kicks. And he's never blonde. Dirty blonde, maybe. But blonde doesn't work at the box office... Just as Dolph Lundgren.

    18. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It happens that she is in fact an artist, being an artist has nothing to do with the quality of what you produce.

      Even if she just go in shows and dance and dub her self with a recorded version, it still art.

      I don't like it, you probably don't also, but still art.

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      ^[:wq

    19. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      "This isn't really true... abstract painting, experimental composition are good counterexamples. These things are art, but they contain no message or story."

      The defintion of "art" is largely subjective. Though even stuff I find offensive I could call art. Generally my only criteria is that the creation must be motivated by the creators actual emotions.

      So if you just run up to a canvas and throw a gallon of paint at it, that's not art. That's canvas with paint on it [hint: think house painting...].

      Sadly even "artsy art" can go sideways. The "voices of fire" that Ottawa bought is a good example. It was by no means driven by the creator. It's a stupid tall canvas with three stripes on it.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't think art has to be "accurate" or "beautiful". Contemporary piano for example is often considered "not music" but I find it can actually carry something of the author in it.

      Tom

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    20. Re:More white bread, please! by daniil · · Score: 1
      Point one: 'artist' and 'art' are just words. They aren't something sacred, something that should never be changed. They don't have a single, stable meaning: the meaning has changed and will change in time. The kids on DeviantArt.com might consider themselves artists, but that doesn't mean anyone will know or remember them a hundred years from now. Just like all those have been forgotten that lived before us. Not every poet was a Byron or a Petrarca. Not every composer was a Mozart. And so on.

      Point two: most of the art produced in the past was a) not all that original, b) not well motivated (save for keeping the artist fed), and c) forgotten as it got real boring after a while. Anything can, if used a lot, turn into something similar to your description of "an average movie".

      There's nothing wrong with the situation we're in today. In the sense that it's no different from the past, it hasn't really gotten any worse. The golden ages of the past weren't really any more golden than the present.

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    21. Re:More white bread, please! by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      I prefer "Sound Monkey"

    22. Re:More white bread, please! by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That argument has merit until you follow it out to the extremes. Is a pen cap art? What about each individual Cheerio? How about a pile of dog crap? It's all been produced, but the quality, however, is, at best, mundane, and at worse...feces.

      There comes a point where you have to draw a line - and I admit that it is a grey area, and up for interpretation - as to what art may be. Saying everything is art completely removes whatever meaning the word may have.

    23. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is in 300 years we've made no progress?

      Tom

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    24. Re:More white bread, please! by liquidsin · · Score: 1, Informative

      While I agree with your sentiment, just for clarity's sake I have to point out that Maroon5 has been around for quite a few years, previously by the name of Kara's Flowers.

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    25. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nah she wears that tie and "acts out" that makes her badass. I want to grow up just like her [except I'm male and 5 years older than she is........sad...]

      It's funny, during the holidays I watched a bit too much MTV and there was a "meet a rockstar" where some teenage chick met Avril. The best part though is Avril was off in space during most of the taping. Throughout the show it looked like she couldn't give a rats ass about the "fan" she was about to meet.

      If she's that rude and inconsiderate now that she's a star and well todo what is she gonna be like in 30 years when she's a has-been? I can see a string of Avril arrests coming up in the future ;-)

      Tom

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    26. Re:More white bread, please! by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > both composition, performance, and appreciation.

      Yeah, all two of them.

    27. Re:More white bread, please! by brainstyle · · Score: 1
      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past

      I don't know if there really has been much art for art's sake; certainly, if there has, it's a recent phenomenon. Most artists historically have done what they were doing for money as much as art - painters created portraits to pay the bills, composers would create the kind of music that their patrons desired, and so forth. Patronage and the arts have long gone hand in hand.

      HSS is taking it way too far, though. Not having RTFA, it seems to me that something like this would produce mush after a while, since HSS will begat hits which will begat HSS.

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    28. Re:More white bread, please! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

      There's no more art to that than there is to a room full of old people after a burrito dinner.

      What are you talking about? 75% of fart is art.

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    29. Re:More white bread, please! by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of this, especially the bit about bullets not making a satisfying spark when they hit something. Man that was a disappointment. You forgot the obligatory "girl power" character all movies are required to include.

      One problem though...

      Art is something made with a message or story in mind

      Art can also include the making of something beautiful for its own sake. No story, no message, just nice to look at. Consider paintings of fields full of flowers & light like those done by all those famed French guys.

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    30. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want acts like Spears, Maroon5, etc who rise to the top of the charts quickly through marketing, consolidation, and payoffs, and who are only there for a short time before the next big thing hits.

      Indeed. Here's my two-question scorecard for how big a hit any given track will be. Note that the questions are aimed at a marketing exec, not the artist.

      How big will this track be :-
      1. How much would you like it to be a hit?
      2. How rich are you?

    31. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck, even Titney spears admits she doesn't write the songs she sings.

      So what? She's a singer. Singers have been singing other people's songs for ages. That's why we have these people called songwriters.

    32. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      "Art can also include the making of something beautiful for its own sake. No story, no message, just nice to look at. Consider paintings of fields full of flowers & light like those done by all those famed French guys."

      Usually that's state of mind. When you hit a peaceful state and can express such things.

      A faithful representation of a field or house [or whatever] is technically challenging but isn't art. For instance, a circuit diagram may be nice looking, hell it's even creative. Its still not art [or at least not normally, I wouldn't doubt if Intel cpus had engineer names etched in by mistake... ;-)].

      Tom

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    33. Re:More white bread, please! by Mr.Zong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, we did read both links right?

      This thing picked Norah Jones. Frankly, shes damn talented, and is quite the opposite of this modern day radio crap fest. If anything, this app seems to be telling the brain dead execs that the crap your playing sells well initally, but if you put out quility (like jones) you don't need the marketing blitz (which she didn't get) and you don't need to reinvent the market every year.

      You would think the /. crowd would know better then to guess the outcome of data mining and pattern recognition applications(Look at me! I know how the ANN got it's answer!).

      Lets not forget, the program his to be smarter then those execs making the decisions. It's not possible for it be dumber. Its really not.

    34. Re:More white bread, please! by garcia · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your sentiment, just for clarity's sake I have to point out that Maroon5 has been around for quite a few years, previously by the name of Kara's Flowers.

      And did they rise to the top of the charts? Did people know them? No. They know them as Maroon5.

      From what I understand one of their more recent hits was recorded because the music industry thought it would be cool for them to do something "popish". They apparently weren't happy with it yet that's what the industry marketed and that's what was successful.

      Sad.

    35. Re:More white bread, please! by daniil · · Score: 1

      No. I'm just saying that people haven't changed (much).

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    36. Re:More white bread, please! by jbrw · · Score: 1

      [...]disco or drum and bass, could not have been predicted[...]

      Right, but it will be harder than ever to produce something out of the mainstream when a record exec will look only at the score on HSS and potential effect on the bottom line.


      But both disco and, to a greater extent, d'n'b grew out of obscure/underground scenes and then attacked the mainstream. That is, they grew without the "assistance" of any major record companies, and in all likelyhood would continue to happily live in their underground scene without any interference from the majors. Indeed, disco was probably ruined by the majors.

      There are plenty of indie labels still out there releasing music based on something other than the ability for an album to produce three top 10 hits across multiple markets.

    37. Re:More white bread, please! by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      One has to wonder if this program can compare it to other music and score appropriatly. Meaning can it say "Hey this tune fits in well with the current trends, but it sounds way too much like recent hit X, and will be accused as a copy" vs "This has good beat rythem and the ear will like this, sorry but I can't compare to current trends or whatnot".

    38. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I don't think it is working.

    39. Re:More white bread, please! by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1
      Sure, but so what? Same as you are not forced to eat crappy processed food you don't need to buy this homogenized shit.
      No, but I WILL to see it on the TV, hear it on the radio and see it in the newsagents when looking for the real stuff.
    40. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bands like Aerosmith, etc, are all a thing of the past.

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

    41. Re:More white bread, please! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I think as a whole we've regressed.

      I mean how much would a Mona Lisa clone painted by the latest prodigy have sold for 6 months after the original was released?

      Sure people wrote music and painted for money but I don't recall them getting super rich off it. You had to love it and put something into it to make your life meaningful.

      Nowadays you hope to make a couple million then go spend it on shiny cars and big mansions in crowed cities.

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    42. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By what standard has Britney Spears been at the top "for a short time"?

    43. Re:More white bread, please! by evalencia1 · · Score: 0

      Well, why do you think they had a name change? For starters, the name Maroon5 is a lot less dorky than Kara's Flowers! The latter makes me think they're a hippy singalong folk group, or a group of girls on acoustic guitar, ala The Indigo Girls. The latter name actually means something, whereas when you first heard "Maroon5" - you'd have less preconceptions of what they'd be.

      From what I understand one of their more recent hits was recorded because the music industry thought it would be cool for them to do something "popish".

      But that's how a lot of bands get a break into the market - start with something that people know or are comfortable with, then get them to check out your other stuff. It's no surprise that a lot of acts have cover versions as the first single. (Quite likely they didn't choose it, the record company did)

      You can have all the integrity coming out of your rear, but if you never get any chance to be heard via mass media - more of a problem now than ever before - then you might as well just stay in the garage.

    44. Re: More white bread, please! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Welcome to the age of 'Art for fart's sake'. It's the future!

      Better than the "Fart for art's sake" movement.

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    45. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the difference between Lemmy and God?

      Trick question.
      Lemmy is god.

    46. Re:More white bread, please! by katsiris · · Score: 1
      Just as with anything else, the art's out there, you just can't expect to find it in mass media and mainstream places. If you truly want music that has feeling, edge, and isn't created by formula, then you need to turn off your radio and go find it. Thanks to the internet, this isn't hard. There's a tonne of it out there.

      I invite anyone to email me (or reply to this post), I'll be more than happy to tell you which artists (yes, artists) to check out that are along the lines of what type of music you like already. Or go check out sites like Pitchfork or TinyMixTapes and read about the real music that's being produced.

      Saying there's no good music being created anymore is a little like saying there are no good OSes out there. Just LOOK AROUND!

    47. Re:More white bread, please! by h0mer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's no art in "rock-away" or "drop it like it's hot" or "thong thong thong thong thong". That garbage is just for bouncing around to. There's no more art to that than there is to a room full of old people after a burrito dinner.

      By "Rock-Away", I think you mean Lean Back by Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe, produced by Scott Storch. I find the instrumental part very well done, merging a orchestra sound with heavy drums. In fact, you could say it provoked an emotion from me. I feel "pumped up" when I hear it.

      "Drop It Like It's Hot" is produced by the Neptunes, who are famous for *not* using synths and computers to make their tracks. I find the mouthpops interesting since I haven't heard them used in that way.

      You don't like it, that's fine. You don't have a right to say it's not art, I don't like a lot of classical music but it's certainly art.

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    48. Re:More white bread, please! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its like the scene in Demolition Man (the movie) where all that the radio stations play is old advertising jingles...

      Music has a whole host of attributes:
      1. Tune/melody/rythum(sic)
      2. Lyrics
      3. Score/instrumentation (the instruments and harmonies selected to support the melody)
      4. Skill (singing, musicianship)

      Listen to the Beatles after they went into the studio with George Martin. Listen to Aerosmyth. These are masters of their art - and hence why their albums continue to sell today.

      Most of today's top 'artists' (and I use that phrase loosely) on the POP chart have 1 or sometimes none of those attributes. (I realize there are a few exceptions - we are talking about the overall quality of music - that has dropped off in quantity since the 1980s).

      Sadly, until most listeners can tell the difference between Filet Mignon, and Dog Food and spend their dollars accordingly, the music industry will continue to feed us crap.

      Better yet - why not form an indy band and get some gigs (or just play in the garage for your own amusement). That is probably more enjoyable, and certainly costs less money over the long run.

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      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    49. Re:More white bread, please! by Omniscientist · · Score: 1

      Well actually in criticism against Drop It Like It's Hot, the synth line you hear in between verses sounds very very familiar and sounds very likely to have been sampled. Since that's probably the more prominent feature of the song, it seems kind of a rip off.
      Yes its art...but its extremely lacking in all the departments that make it good hip hop, like pretty much all rap on MTV today.

    50. Re:More white bread, please! by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Do you remember The Vervepipe? If you do, chances are it's for their big radio hit, "The Freshman," ca. 1997. I remember reading an interview with the band where they said it was their least favorite song they ever did, but their label wanted them to put something with more pop appeal on the album so they could get more air time. Their real art was all the B-side tracks. They only did "The Freshman" because that was the way to sell records. I'd be willing to bet that's true for a lot of bands.

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    51. Re:More white bread, please! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      The thing is though just because we don't remember all the crap that was quite probably being produced in the name of art 300 years ago doesn't mean exactly the same thing wasn't happening.

      The stuff we tend to remember from the past is remembered because it stands on it's merits even today when perhaps it's cultural womb is long forgotten.

    52. Re:More white bread, please! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it even more cheering that such dreadfully inhuman methods would be used to make mainstream music that can only present indie music in a better light. If I were an indie musician (like perhaps the band Brother), I'd rejoice that my "competition" would take such a route to its own mediocrity.

      Apparently Humanity needs a constant lesson in what happens when power is removed from people and placed centrally in a bunch of corporate dirtbags. We need to learn this over, and over. The music industry is now teaching it to the consumer, and is about to ramp up the pace of the instruction.

      --
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    53. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's coming to software, too. There's this new tool in the works called "lint" that you can run over C code. Although it doesn't guarantee that programs that pass will be hits, it's fairly good at picking out losers. Good-bye, software creativity!

    54. Re:More white bread, please! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The funny thing is that the next big thing might just not involve the majors.

      The majors have 1 role left now - marketing. That's it. Anyone can record a single with software that costs very little.

      It might just be that iTunes might get it.

    55. Re:More white bread, please! by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 1
      If she's that rude and inconsiderate now that she's a star and well todo what is she gonna be like in 30 years when she's a has-been?

      The same as she'll be in 3 years when she's a has-been, only older.

    56. Re:More white bread, please! by drew · · Score: 2, Funny

      - girl (the more titties the better)

      while there are rare exceptions (total recall springs to mind) most movies i have seen only feature girls with 2 'titties'.

      --
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    57. Re:More white bread, please! by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1
      Avril writes her own songs... thats why the're so shit
      Are you certain? I seem to recall that the songs on her breakthough album were written by the Matrix and Linda Perry, to name a few. Have you noticed how much Liz Phair's "Why Can't I Breathe?" sounds like an Avril song? I'm almost positive that it's because it was "produced" by the Matrix (I know she worked with them, just not sure which songs).

      -J

    58. Re:More white bread, please! by alzoron · · Score: 1

      I think it all has to do with intent. If you are actually trying to express yourself through creative means then it is art. But if you're just rehashing the same crap over and over because you know it will sell then it's not art, and you're not an artist.

    59. Re:More white bread, please! by redivider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Totally agree...

      As much as I'm not really a fan of most current hip hop music, I really do appreciate the production of a lot of the songs I've heard lately. I'm not gonna get into an Art vs. Not Art argument because it's completely unwinnable (and unlosable, really...), but if I can listen to a piece of music and appreciate the creativity that obviously went into it or the originality of the sound, I think there's a good chance a lot of people would very much consider it "art." It's irrelevent that they were motivated by money or the idea of appealing to the masses.

      Just because something is created to try to appeal to the most people possible doesn't disqualify it from being art. It may not be an acceptable motivation to create art by *your* standards, but those are your standards, which are, in the world of "art," pretty much meaningless to everyone else. And they should be. As should mine. That's what makes it interesting.

      I agree with an earlier post about how a line needs to be drawn between what is art and what isn't. Or more accurately, a line already has been drawn, but no one seems to know where it is. is a pen cap art? Well, no not really. If it's just sitting with its pen on my desk. But I can take that pen cap, without modifying it in any way, and turn it into art simply be placing it somewhere in a certain way. Or maybe it could even become art if I take my whole desk as it is right now (without touching the pen cap at all) and put it in a glass case in a museum with a stuffed monkey sitting in my chair.

      Would that be good art? Depends who you ask I guess. (Probably not) And where is the actual art? Is it the desk? The pen cap? The whole scene? Or is it somewhere else? Was it just that split second where I thought to do it in the first place? And the actual physical objects are nothing more than a way to allow other people to experience that moment of my existence? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I'd just be full of shit.

      Anyway, the point is, it's just kind of annoying to hear people saying that a certain type of music or a particular song definitely isn't art, just because they don't like it or it doesn't fit into their definition of "art" (which is just as valid (or not) as anyone else's).

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    60. Re:More white bread, please! by NekSnappa · · Score: 1, Informative
      Here's a shocker. They're using a mathmatical model to analyze something that is mathmatical in nature.

      Seriously though, all 'western' music is based on the same set of notes arranged in a variety differnet scales and/or chords, and played with one of a variety of progressions. What differntiates between genres, or what is good or bad is a matter of what type of scale used and what chord progressions are used.

      You want to write a blues song? Most of the time your going to use a pentatonic scale with a I-IV-V chord progression. Sometimes the progression will repeat every 8 bars, sometimes after 12 bars. Sound formulaic? It is, but there is room for expression and improvisation within that framework, but it is that combination of scale with progression that tells your ears, weather you know it or not, that it is a blues song.

      In the article they say that U2 maps to the same cluster as Beethoven, and that Van Halen looks similar to Vanessa Carlton.

      Since this shows that 'hits' in dissimilar styles of music can map to the same space on their model. There is the possiblity that a piece of music done in an up and coming genre that maps well could end up being produced where previously it wouldn't have. (Don't bet on it though).

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    61. Re:More white bread, please! by Wildcat+J · · Score: 1
      Better yet - why not form an indy band and get some gigs (or just play in the garage for your own amusement). That is probably more enjoyable, and certainly costs less money over the long run.
      I've been in an indie band for a couple of years (http://www.myspace.com/bombsforthebored) and I just wanted to chime in here.

      More enjoyable? Absolutely. I've learned about a lot of really great bands through my bandmates. Plus, I've met other local musicians and seen a lot of fellow local bands.

      Costs less money? Not really, the money we make from gigs generally barely covers our practice space rent. Add in strings, drumheads, new equipment, you name it, and it's a net loss. However, we're not in it for the money. I have a real job, and I'm getting too old to harbor any dreams of stardom. Which is just how I like it.

      -J

    62. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 1

      It is my opinion that if the person who did the pen cap thought he (or she) was doing art then it is.

      The dog certaily did not thought he was doing art while crapping, but if an artist got the pile of crap and expose it in a high profile musueum you'll bet it will be art.

      --
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      ^[:wq

    63. Re:More white bread, please! by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Typical standard definitions are something like: Art is anything exceptional that portrays the struggle of human existence.

      Most people don't record their own songs: that's the exceptional part. Also, talking about one crappy relationship after another happens to portray quite well the lives of many people aged 12 through 25.

      Art is typically designed to portray something in some way; if it is accidental, the design was for randomness (or the design might be applied retroactively). For example, I can paint a picture of a skyscraper getting struck by an airplane. I might paint a picture of a skyscraper getting struck by a doughnut---that image itself isn't part of the human experience, but it's a twist on an existing image, and the twist is one of humor, or strangeness, or perhaps irony (since doughnuts are usually not destructive objects), which are all part of the human experience. I don't think it's very /good/ art, especially since lots of people come up with songs, but few get them recorded and mass-produced, which seems to be the exceptional part (is it art just because everybody's heard it?)...

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    64. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 1

      That exactly my opinion, read my reply to this matter for specifics. :-D

      I just don't agree with the selling part, all art history is somewhat composed of rehashes with a few changes here and there. Many bands, good bands, have a significant style, that can sound as the same music rehashed.

      Many people consider all classic music all the same, siomply because they don't heard it enouth to be able to recognise the differences. The same happen with newer styles, people at the begin reject them as "noise" or "not-music" and when they get used to the style they start to like.

      To the untrained eye many impressionists can look the same stuff, rehashed. And so it goes on...

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    65. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just means that the mainstream publishers will miss the next, culture changing, music style. And that's a good thing because they will lose a lot of business...

    66. Re:More white bread, please! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Mind you, my favourite band is Motorhead [imotorhead.com] so my observations on art and music should be taken with a grain of salt ;)

      In the case of Motorhead it's pretty darn obvious they didn't get famous for their good looks, so obviously they must have done something right in the musical department. Besides, Lemmy does things with his bass guitar I can only dream about...

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    67. Re:More white bread, please! by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1
      Art for arts sake is not dead. Its alive and well in every city across the nation.

      What I don't understand is why you are looking for art for arts sake on corporate radio or by corporate record labels. By definition they only care about promoting what they can sell and making a profit.

      If you want art for arts sake look around the local club scene or music clubs. -f you are looking for something other that pop, take a look at college radio, NPR, and satellite radio. All 3 provide alternative to Clear Channel and their clones and NPR has been known to run art that no one wants to hear for arts sake and satellite plays tons of non-top 100 music in any genre you want.

      There are also tons of Indie labels out there putting out non-corporate music.

    68. Re:More white bread, please! by a!b!c! · · Score: 1

      The KLF already figured this out years ago. It goes into the whole process of producing, recording, sound writing and marketing.

      T H E
      M A N U A L

      (HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE THE EASY WAY)

      http://www.tomrobinson.com/work/klf.htm

    69. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Sure, but so what? Same as you are not forced to eat crappy processed food you don't need to buy
      >>this homogenized shit.

      >No, but I WILL to see it on the TV, hear it on the radio and see it in the newsagents when looking
      >for the real stuff.


      But you already are!

    70. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would explain this: http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

      Nickelback must be using AI to write their songs

    71. Re:More white bread, please! by Saige · · Score: 1

      There's an even easier way to find more music that'll match well what you like.

      A pair of web sites: AudioScrobbler and Last.FM.

      AudioScrobbler tracks what you listen to (via an unobtrusive plug-in for your media player), then after a few hundred listens, matches you up with other people that have been listening to similar artists. The listening information is also used to generate listings of "similar artists" for each artist on the site. As this is all based on what people actually listen to, instead of "genres" or other stuff, it is remarkably accurate.

      Then Last.FM uses this profile generated for you to customize streaming radio just for you. It plays songs that are found in your neighbor's profiles, though you can mark those you really like or dislike to alter what you hear.

      It all works together to help you find new music yourself, and influence other peoples' listening habits.

      In fact, about half of my top 50 artists are ones that I've discovered over the past few months thanks to the site. That's more new music that I enjoy at once then by any other means ever.

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      "You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
    72. Re:More white bread, please! by ajnsue · · Score: 1

      "Commodification of Cool" was the line I remember attributed to Lester Bangs in Almost Famous. The music industry brands and delivers sound - the aesthetics is irrelevant. Popular music is not art. It never has been. Britney Spears delivers music like Taco Bell delivers food. Its not the music its the package. If you want to get real food or real music you have to get inconvience yourself, turn off the car radio. and try something that might be diifferent.

    73. Re:More white bread, please! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      ...most of the art produced in the past was a) not all that original, b) not well motivated (save for keeping the artist fed), and c) forgotten as it got real boring after a while. ..."

      Art in the past was used by the rich as a replacement for today's photographs, by the church to inspire devotion, and by the state to assure loyality to the king. Art in the past was very difficult to do and there weren't that many good artists. Art for art's sake didn't appear until the mid 1800's, the invention of photography, and the rise of the middle-class.

      There's nothing wrong with the situation we're in today. In the sense that it's no different from the past, it hasn't really gotten any worse...
      The biggest change recently in culture (art, music, etc..) is the concept that a few global corporations can 'own' not only the individual works of art but the underlying ideas, concepts, melodies, and stories as well. This is the long-term result of the transfer of the public domain into corporate ownership that is resulting from the legal extension of the copyright period indefinitely.
      In the future, culture will become something that is guarded and hidden in order to protect it from being taken by the global media corporations. People will shield their culture from the public in the same manner that Native Americans and other tribal peoples hide and guard their most basic and intimate rituals from outsiders.

    74. Re:More white bread, please! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about Maroon 5 which was reasonably different from what was heard on the radio last year is that their album which had all those songs on the charts was released in December of 2002.

      A friend of mine picked up an album in a record store several years ago that two years later made the charts. That was Tatu.

      The music industry more than anything holds bands down.

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    75. Re:More white bread, please! by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Dammit! Thanks for linking ... now myspace will be even SLOWER.

      If that's possible.

    76. Re:More white bread, please! by spirality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to agree with you. There will always be good heartfelt music around. The days of it being spoonfed to you are over.

      I write an occasional song or two and believe that process to be a outlet for whatever I'm feeling at the time. It's an organic and personal process. I can't imagine using a computer program to tell me if what I'm letting off my chest is going to sell. Personally I don't care if it sells, I'm not trying to make a living off of it.

      To that end I try to write songs that please me first, though not all of them do. I generally don't like to perform the ones that don't because they lack energy. One thing I have learned overtime about writing songs and performing is that the same song can be well-received one night and poorly another. This speaks a lot to how you perform a particular work. It is essential that you are excited about what you are performing. I think this is especially the case if people are not familiar with your material.

      Anyway if other people like my stuff, great. I'd like other people to like my songs, but I always start by pleasing myself, and I don't need some computer to tell me if I've done so.

      I suppose this qualifies as art for art's sake. As long as people want to truly express themselves art for art's sake will be alive. It may however be dead as far as the major labels are concerned.

    77. Re:More white bread, please! by Mitaphane · · Score: 1

      I've had discussions with many people about this before. When I talk about "art" I simply define it as "the self expression of creativity on to some type of medium." For that seems to cover almost all forms "art as we know it(e.g. paintings, novels, music, movies, video games, performances, etc.). A lot of the people, art snobs I should say, seem to hold something more abstract and personal into their definition of art. A few friends I've talked said that an artistic work must "have a soul" for it to be art. But I think that whether or not a piece of art "has a soul" depends totally upon it's creator. Some people consider art more personal than others.

      For example, there are those who create art that put their personal experiences, reflections, and ideas into the art they create. I would say that art has "a soul" since it reflects the soul of it's creator. There are other artists though that don't put so much of their personal experiences in their art for whatever reason (e.g. it's not applicable to the medium, there's other motivations for their creation of the art, etc.). But unless it is created entirely by mimicry and not one original thought has went into the creation it is still art by my definition. As for the question of good or bad art, that is completely subjective to critic. That and it also depends upon the medium as what makes a good movie, does not make a good game, does not make a good book, and so on. But there are some loose rules that people use in that definition. Everyone has there own. Two rules of mine I throw out there are :

      1. It expresses some original ideas; It can be something completely original amongst its peers(e.g. creating a new movie genre like the mockumentary) or it can be something that takes what has already been done by its peers and expand upon that(e.g. taking the elements of RPG's and FPS's and putting it into one game).

      2. The piece of art makes good of what has already been established from the medium. Or to put it another way it accomplishes it purpose of creation (e.g. a painting should be pleasing to view, a techno/dance song should be fun to dance to).

      But even those rules are subjective. For example, what may be "original" to some might have been seen a thousand times by another. Somewhere amongst everyone's own rules for "good art" there is overlap. Enough so that rules are somewhat defined but the only way you can truly tell is by already knowing the taste of the critic that says the art is good or bad.

    78. Re:More white bread, please! by sandman935 · · Score: 1

      As my son's bass instructor often points out... there are musicians and then there are musical theorists.

      I'm just a listener, but you sound like the latter.

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    79. Re:More white bread, please! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Britney Spears, et al != Current Music...There is other music out there."

      But, why can't you find good music out there? It isn't on tv...can't find it on the radio. I think maybe that's part of the problem. While growing up...I heard all the latest music, new music, on radio. Trouble is...those stations turned into 'classic rock'...as that nothing new started coming out to replace the hits of old. I still like the old tunes, but, what pisses me off...is the stations only seem to think there were 4 Zeppelin songs played back then...

      I loved the days when the DJ would throw on a whole album (yup, dates me)...and at the end...you'd hear the needle get stuck in the out groove...for about a min or two. You just laughed and knew he'd thrown on the album..and was outside getting stoned and forgot about it....ah..those were the days.

      :-)

      But, seriously, I think that's one of the problems...no good easily public method to hear new music and artists that aren't recorded industry canned crap. You should have to go out and search for it...it should be easily accessible like it was 'back in the day'....

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    80. Re:More white bread, please! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I think of art kind of like murder vs manslaughter. It is all about intent.

      By this logic you can weed out much of the feces including performers whose sole intention is money as opposed to creation.

    81. Re:More white bread, please! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Prepare for more of the same on the FM dial!

      What planet have you been on? This has been the case for years.

      I'll do the service for less than $5000. If I say, "It sucks!" it oughta at least hit the Top 40.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    82. Re:More white bread, please! by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      his thing picked Norah Jones. Frankly, shes damn talented, and is quite the opposite of this modern day radio crap fest.

      Norah Jones sounds pretty much like Mazzy Star without the reverb and echo. IIRC, "Fade Into You" was a top 10 hit.

      --
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    83. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out his playing on the latest album (Inferno)'s first track (Terminal Show). It's damn catchy.

    84. Re:More white bread, please! by SunFan · · Score: 1

      You know, in addition to flying cars and conveyer-belt highways, we were promised smell-o-vision for our computers! What a rip off!

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    85. Re:More white bread, please! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on giving this app some benefit of the doubt. But calling it successful just because someone claims it picked Norah Jones is statistically invalid. I'll admit she's talented, but we don't know how many other bands it selected that went nowhere, or how many it rejected that would have made it big.

      I think the best test would be to take groups of songs that HSS calls "similar" and ask people to rate them. If most people who liked X had a similar response to similar song Y, then they may be onto something.

      The biggest worry about this sort of software is that innovative music won't be supported, because HSS only selects stuff that sounds like stuff that's already been a hit.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    86. Re:More white bread, please! by friedmud · · Score: 1

      There were actually TWO versions of "The Freshman". When their CD first came out (before they got big) "The Freshman" was a VERY slow melodic tale that just barely had music behind it.

      After their first single went big (can't remember the name of it now) they re-released the CD... the new one had the new "improved" pop-version of "The Freshman".

      If the band was complaining about that song it's my guess that they were probably complaining of the pop version they were forced to do. The original had a lot of emotion and you could tell that whoever wrote it did so out of personal experience - it always hurts more to change things you've put a lot of emotion into it.

      Friedmud

    87. Re:More white bread, please! by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      you don't need the marketing blitz (which she didn't get)
      I don't know where you live, but where I live she certainly did get a massive marketing blitz. The most noticeable I remember, in fact. TV, billboards, advertising on buses, the full works.
    88. Re:More white bread, please! by Xyde · · Score: 1
      They don't need them. They want acts like Spears, Maroon5, etc who rise to the top of the charts quickly through marketing, consolidation, and payoffs, and who are only there for a short time before the next big thing hits.

      Whether you like Britney Spears or not, she's been pumping out hits since early 1999, and is constantly in the charts. Whether you call her output music or not, is a matter of personal debate, but there's no denying that 6 years is hardly a passing fad - for any artist.

    89. Re:More white bread, please! by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      You don't like it, that's fine. You don't have a right to say it's not art, I don't like a lot of classical music but it's certainly art.
      He has a right to say whatever he wants about it. Just as you have a right to disagree.
    90. Re:More white bread, please! by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Bands like The Stones, Aerosmith, etc, are all a thing of the past. They don't need them.

      I have to disagree: without the Stones, Aerosmith, etc., today's "performers" wouldn't have anyting to remix.

      It's been over a decade since a band could get signed without slutting themselves out on at least one song geared towards radio/video. Using an expert system to compute that hit only proves one thing: The industry has no use for actual creativity. Originality is dead. Has been for a while. Takes a hell of a lot of effort to find even echoes of.

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    91. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me like music i hear on music box! Me not know music, but me be told to listen and like it and me do it. Me want to be like other meses and hear same music. Me like be part of other meses.

    92. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm - just one point. You do realise that Mozart and many others used to compose classical music by the roll of a die?

      Using formulae to make music is nothing new, and does not suggest in any way that the resultant music is going to be bad, or not artistic.

      If you had read further on the subject, you would also realise that the software doesn't find a particular genre - it isolates factors that will determine hits. These factors are mostly universal and apply equally across all genres.

      Don't worry, you'll still get a lot of variation, off-beat hits and things that will be celebrated as great music.

    93. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says they are mathematically similar, not that they are similar in terms of what humans consider music styles. See the bit about Beethoven being in the same grouping as some pop music and jazz.

      It is about finding music that will become a hit - it doesn't mean at all that the music will sound in any way similar to us.

    94. Re:More white bread, please! by C0rinthian · · Score: 1
      Art for art's sake is virtually a thing of the past. Prepare for more of the same on the FM dial! (thank goodness for etunes.com)
      "Art for art's sake" was never a common thing. People who do it usually starve to death. In music, a vast majority of composers throughout history wrote stuff that they were commissioned to write. They were under contract to write something to their employers specification.

      J.S. Bach didn't write hundreds of cantatas because he thought it was his calling. He wrote them because the church he worked for said "write cantatas"
    95. Re:More white bread, please! by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, If you consider running around on stage lip-synching "performing"

      I call em eye candy.

    96. Re:More white bread, please! by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      If she wrote her own music, I'd agree. Last time I looked at one of her albums, Her name was tagged to one track, as a "co-writer". (this was a while ago)

      Basically, one of the label's stock writers bangs out a "hit", she records it, the sound techs edit the shit out of it, and it goes out on a CD. She doesn't create music, and doesn't perform music.

      Tell me what is artistic there?

    97. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nora Jones may well be talented and good, but the point here is innovative. Her music is not. It may be good, and popular, but not non-mainstream.

    98. Re:More white bread, please! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      No, but I WILL to see it on the TV, hear it on the radio and see it in the newsagents when looking for the real stuff.

      Kick out the TV or stay away from "music" programs, switch your radio habbits to a good internet station and subscribe to a serious newspaper so that you don't have to look at those silikone titted, non-talented whatsoever bimbos pretending to be artists.

      Oh, you want the right not to be offended? Sorry, I can't help you here.

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      ich bin der musikant

      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    99. Re:More white bread, please! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      I suppose this qualifies as art for art's sake. As long as people want to truly express themselves art for art's sake will be alive.

      Yep. Nothing wrong with that too. And if you're considered a very elitist, arrogant person then so be it.

      As a matter of fact. A lot of great artists perform their craft from this perspective. Besides Tom Waits, who can certainly not be considered mainstream, Nick Cave is another shining example.

      Films? Well, Jim Jarmush comes to mind ot Robert Altman. Sure, they made some commercially interesting movies. But you never get the impression that they compromised or sold out.

      Paintings? Well, ol' Vincent Van Gogh couldn't sell a painting (one exception, to his brother) during his lifetime. Now, I'd sure be happy if my great-great-grand father would have picked up a couple while they where cheap.

      That's not to say that all mainstream sucks. Good bands like Steely Dan can certainly be considered (intelligent) mainstream. Song writers like Elton John/Bernie Taupin, or Billy Joel are certainly on the very top of their league. Doesn't matter if I like them or not, I can respect them for what they do.

      I don't think however that anyone of the forementioned would have their songs checked for marketability by a fucking computer.

      --
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      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    100. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 1

      You don't think that a performer is an artist also? She does dance and stuff. And for the music part, her name do represents someone that do compose and produce the music.

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    101. Re:More white bread, please! by bogado · · Score: 1

      Your definition seems to reward the performer with the brand "artist" and make the composer, directors, script-writers to the background. Write a song is hard, write a song that you can't take out of your head after hearing it, is even harder. Write a song that is considered by the critics and knowledgeble people as a good song is also hard. It has nothing to do on how hard or how it is performed (witch is another art in itself).

      --
      []'s Victor Bogado da Silva Lins

      ^[:wq

    102. Re:More white bread, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I was just giving an example of an artist's talent just being performance, in an I'm-attractive-so-buy-my-album kind-of way. There's otehr talents, yes!

    103. Re:More white bread, please! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Read again. I wasn't saying that the humans should be judging the "similarity" of the various songs, but simply being asked how much they like them. If this software does what it claims, then I think two songs that are deemed "mathematically similar" should be judged to have similar quality by a lot of people.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  2. Who would have thought.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would have thought that in 2005 technology would
    have failed so miserably?

  3. Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember the good old days when the listeners picked the hits?

    Next up: bots that generate pop music.

    1. Re:Sigh by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They dont already?

      --
      Physics is nothing like religion. If it was, we'd have an easier time trying to raise money!
    2. Re:Sigh by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next up: bots that generate pop music.

      They already have bots that do that, they call them boy bands. It was supposed to be bot bands, but I think someone in the 80's screwed it up with Menudo, and the name stuck. What are you going to do...

    3. Re:Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the record companies contract people to go and give monetary "incentives" to radio stations to get their picks put into heavier rotation (or into rotation at all). The station plays the song and calls it "hot", and the listeners, all eager to be hip and fresh and on the cutting edge of music, hear the word "hot" and jump all over it.

      Or in some cases, people just hear the same song so many times that it becomes familiar and eventually enjoyable.

      The point, though, is that you're given a multiple choice test when it comes to picking the music you like, and the record companies want to ensure as few choices as possible, and that whichever you pick belongs to them.

    4. Re:Sigh by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      Nah, in the good old days the record co execs just bribed the DJ's to play certain songs-it was called "payola."

      --
      "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
    5. Re:Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 1

      It still happens, only now they outsource payola to someone else to avoid breaking the law.

    6. Re:Sigh by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      No. Hit charts are based at least in part on airplay, which makes them a clusterfuck based on the taste of a few DJs.

    7. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      The Pop Music Industry. Not a scam.

    8. Re:Sigh by Lebrun · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In America, listeners used to pick hits. In Soviet Russia, hitters pick on you.

      --

      I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

    9. Re:Sigh by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      No, I don't.

      There will always be enthusiasts who want meaningful, inventive music. I count myself among them. There will always be people turning to underground scenes, college radio, Internet blogs, local concerts and word-of-mouth when big media falls short of providing anything interesting.

      If this tech can help the big-deal studios find new drivel to promote to the masses -- who may have other interests and simply don't CARE that much about quality music -- so be it. For some people, music just isn't that important. They want something to keep them busy in the car, or at a club -- and that's OK.

      For the rest of us, there will ALWAYS be people slightly off the radar doign interesting things. Real music isn't going away.

    10. Re:Sigh by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do DJ's -- other than in college radio -- actually have any freedom to pick songs? I was under the impression that the suits at ClearChannel or Viacom choose the playlist. I can't imagine that a DJ at a ClearChannel owned radio station is going to have the freedom to play some local artist or, for that matter, the Dixie Chicks.

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    11. Re:Sigh by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " Remember the good old days when the listeners picked the hits?"

      When was this?
      Music has been marketed to death for a very long time. Heck even in the 60s do you think the Beetles landing in New York to all that press coverage and screaming fans just happened?
      Once a something crosses the line into big money it is all over. Look at Comic books, sf, Anime is on it's way to being market driven.

      Even computer software is now more driven by fluff than substance. BSD is every bit as good as Linux but it does not get the "mindshare" that Linux does. The Amiga, Atari ST, and Apple Mac where much better systems than MS-DOS and the 68k was a much better chip than the 8088 and 80286 but PCs won because of marketing

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    12. Re:Sigh by wren337 · · Score: 1


      How about bots that listen to the hits? Then we can all get on with our lives.

    13. Re:Sigh by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      The suits probably have a great deal of influence over what gets played, but since commercial radio is still largely an old boys network people have control over various operations for various reasons other than actual skill.

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      -mkb
    14. Re:Sigh by Nastard · · Score: 1

      It's like the post-senate Empire; the regional governers (managers) have direct control over their systems (markets), and fear (of losing their jobs) will keep them in line (with current market trends).

      (I propose a modification to Godwin's Law that the nerdier the people having the discussion, the more likely that Hitler and the Nazis will be overlooked in favor of a comparison to the Empire)

    15. Re:Sigh by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what I know about DJ's "freedom" to pick songs, a certain number of songs played during their shift (typically four to six hours) must be from the approved playlist. Depending on the location of that station (and therefore how important the market is), they might have to play more of the "required" playlist or less. (I seriously doubt that the stations here in Columbia, SC are held to the same requirements as a much more competitive area like NYC.)

      Usually, these requirements are structured so that a DJ can't play all of the "required" songs in the first hour or so of their shift and then play anything they want for the remaining 3-5 hours. (More's the shame.)

      From what I can tell of the local stations, it seems to be about 75% of the songs they play are from the required list and the rest is up to the individual DJs.

      Kierthos

      --
      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    16. Re:Sigh by reignbow · · Score: 1

      Am I misunderstanding something here? In the post-senate empire, there was still a rather elaborate system of consuls, praetors, regional commanders and such. Obviously, those who performed poorly or broke the law stood to lose their jobs (mayhap their heads, too) if the caesar learnt of it.

      However, I can't see the likeness here. The roman empire of the post-republic period was at its most powerful, a well organized monarchy. What does this have to do with the record industries or Hitler?

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      Divide et impera!
    17. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BSD is every bit as good as Linux but it does not get the "mindshare" that Linux does

      It's not every bit as good. The BSD license makes BSD less-good than linux.

    18. Re:Sigh by yy1 · · Score: 1

      I would say the PC won because of its open architecture allowing clones of the original IBM PC which many many business were already buying from, typerwriter/computer they both have keyboards right?)and competition to come in. Marketing and branding (Intel Inside?) came later to try to differentiate what where basically commodity parts that "just did the job" to all but "computer enthusiasts".

      Now Windows is a whole nother story filled with intrigue and howling and antitrust lawsuits that get brushed under the rug with the right campaign contributions. But hey, lets face it, if the world were all macs and unix boxes only the windows people would be crying about how those operating systems don't do x,y and z.

      On top of it all, you hear about these awardwinning, groundbreaking Apple ads, but I never heard of IBM and its charlie chaplin winning any. Kinda funny they chose a silent movie character when the only way to make sound of the machine was to do some funky interrrupts to the tape port.

      Just for the record I have a Mac OS 9, OS X, Linux 2.4 and 2.6 kernels, and a 2 Win boxes (one is for gaming)

      I'd say that having the ability to run all these boxes and have them talk to eachother in useful ways means that competion is good.

      And to the parent, as long as people are in the equation, so will popularity and the methodoligy of manipulating it.

      So.

      To bring all this back on topic, essential some computer in spain is deciding what everyone in the work listens to? How wrong does this sound? What's it run on?

      Hmmmm, what happens now when someone uses one of these new subscription services music services we all hate so much rent some o that 3.5M songs so they can do their own statistical analysis service that works in realtime or cheaply so you can play a hit while you jam!

      Even better you could use a genetic algorithm that
      creates a bot that can write hits. Then you don't have to worry about that pesky "artist" stealing all your composer royalties cause they won't have to take songs written by humans anymore, they will just be playing them.

      Sounds bleak, hope I'm wrong.

      --
      Because, sometimes they just have to touch the stove.
      -YY1
    19. Re:Sigh by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      For an extreme example, B96 in Chicago has been playing Mariah Carey's new song at about 15 and 45 after every hour. That's right, twice an hour! I couldn't possibly be more sick of this song by now, so I'd say this hyper marketing effort is backfiring. Hopefully this station will either go under soon or my friends will get better tastes in music to listen to in the car. No matter how much some record label is paying to pimp this song, I will absolutely never listen to it on my own free will.

    20. Re:Sigh by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

      Old news: Stock, Aitken and Waterman.

    21. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The station plays the song and calls it "hot", and the listeners, all eager to be hip and fresh and on the cutting edge of music, hear the word "hot" and jump all over it

      So your fundamental theory is that the entire world are morons who do whatever they are told to do by radio DJs?

      In that case, the problem is not with the record companies, but with human beings.

      There is an alternative theory that says this music sells because kids like it and that you're too old to understand. In this alternative theory, from time to time a record will be released that's supposed to be "hot" and it will flop.

      Of course, that would never happen under your theory, so all we need to do is check whether or not record executives can perfectly predict the market to see who's right.

    22. Re:Sigh by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I would say the PC won because of its open architecture allowing clones of the original IBM PC which many many business were already buying from, typewriter/computer they both have keyboards right?)and competition to come in. Marketing and branding (Intel Inside?) came later to try to differentiate what where basically commodity parts that "just did the job" to all but "computer enthusiasts"."

      I do not think so. The Atari ST and Amiga where less expensive than PC at that time. They where also very open for software development. Marketing is what really drove the PCs.

      As to an algorithm that can write a song. I have seen some new voice synths that can sing. So if they ever get human modeling down I can see the day why you have a computer generated song being sung by a computer generated voice, with a computer generated artist in the video.

      Now if the programers can just be the ones to make the big bucks now :)

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    23. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually I think they're called "The Bots."

      http://magnatune.com/artists/thebots

    24. Re:Sigh by cens0r · · Score: 1

      He was talking about star wars :)

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      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    25. Re:Sigh by Omniscientist · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's rather sad that one has to be an enthusiast to find and hear good music these days.

    26. Re:Sigh by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      In almost any popular artform, the mainstream, easily accessible stuff will almost always be dreck. There are exceptions - The Beatles, for instance. There was a period in the 60s and 70s when some of the most popular music was also brilliant. But you can't expect that as a general rule.

      People who aren't enthusiasts don't value the art the same way - they want something relatable that doesn't require much work. And that's ok. They're enthusiastic about other things. So if they want to listen to Usher and Kelis and Britney Spears, they're welcome to it. It serves a function for them.

      People who really care about music (me, and apparently you, for instance) have different priorities, and that's OK too. They enjoy music that makes them think. They enjoy arguing the merits of different artists and genres, and listening with a critical ear. It's a different type of experience for them. But at least in my case, I'm sure someone who cares about visual arts would be aghast with the crap I'm willing to hang on my walls. It matters to them, but it doesn't matter to me.

    27. Re:Sigh by Talondel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think DJ's at radio stations are free to play anything that isn't on the approved play list. I submit the following anectdote as my only evidence. Here in Phoenix there was (and still is, though in a new form) a modern rock radio station called The Edge 106.3. The station was changed to a Spanish language format, but it was known that this was going to happen long before it actually did. The existing DJ's knew they weren't going to be around after the change. The afternoon drive DJ (I believe called Dead Air Dave) started playing the "What are they going to do, fire me?" song of the day every day at 5:15. It was basically just some song he likes that wasn't on the approved play list. Sometimes it would be a deep cut from an album they already played, sometimes a new local band he wanted to give some pub to, or something he heard on the internet and liked, or some old school band that didn't get played any more. Now I'm not one who usually listens to the radio much, I've got too much money in cds and mp3s. However, I always tuned in to hear the "What are they going to do, fire me" song of the day. Why? Because it was different! I was guaranteed to hear a decent song, that I probably hadn't heard before (or at least in a long time). I wouldn't always like the songs he picked, but at least it was something new. Kinda like eating a new dish at a favorite resturant. And I always *learned* something, becuase he'd explain why it was today's song. The ironic part is that after the station closed most of the staff reformed The Edge as a truly independant radio station on another channel. That DJ continued the "What are they going to do" bit for a few months after. They don't do that any longer, but the station itself is pretty decent. The even stream their broadcast on the Web, which few stations seems to do these days. You can read about the station and find the stream at: www.theedge1039.com

    28. Re:Sigh by Polymath+Crowbane · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, they don't. There was a bit of a stir last year around here (Raleigh-Durham area of North Carolina) because Tift Merritt, a local product and a fairly big name in alt country circles (I don't hang in those circles, so forgive me if I get the exact genre wrong), couldn't get airplay on the local country station because, as an independent, she wasn't on the Clear Channel approved list.

      Of course, anyone in the U.S.A. still listening to FM stations above 91.9 for music deserves the dreck they get.

    29. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Artificial Intelligence is never as good as the Real Thing - but may be better than 90% of what's out there. Given most of current Pop music, how much worse could AI do?

      2) I had computers writing poetry 40 years ago. Did as well as most of what came out of the 60s.

    30. Re:Sigh by GnomeAttic · · Score: 1

      In essence, this bot is just a way of representing patterns in the tastes of music purchasers(according to Billboard) over 30 years. The training data comes from the choices that listeners make, so the listeners really are choosing what the record companies should put out next. You could even look at this as giving listeners more power in a vote-with-your-dollars sort of way.

    31. Re:Sigh by Ailicec · · Score: 1

      Remember this from Orwell's 1984?

      (text from http://www.liferesearchuniversal.com/1984-12.html)

      "The tune had been haunting London for weeks past. It was one of countless similar songs published for the benefit of the proles by a sub-section of the Music Department. The words of these songs were composed without any human intervention whatever on an instrument known as a versificator. But the woman sang so tunefully as to turn the dreadful rubbish into an almost pleasant sound."

      We're almost there. Sometimes 1984 seems closer to prophecy than satire.

    32. Re:Sigh by oofoe · · Score: 1
      Little Heroes, Norman Spinrad:

      http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/little_heroes.html

      --
      Curse you plastic mold maker!
  4. That's a good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the majority of today's music sucks!

    1. Re:That's a good reason by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Why the majority of today's music sucks!

      what are you talking about? a Majority of the music made today is pretty darn good.

      OH, you are talking about top 40 and Signed Bands....

      Just a quick note to you, those people are the MINORITY of all music being created today. for every Metallica there are 100 indie artists and bands creating things that range from awful to wierd to bizzare to cutting edge to innovative to wonderful.

      it no longer takes a million dollars to make an album all it takes is a few instruments, a good microphone and mixer with a PC or laptop.

      no studio needed, most decent apps like audacity have the ability to completely remove "room noise" and make the parent's living room sound like a sound controlled studio.

      and some of these bands are becoming big while older bands like them that have always existed on the fringe are gaining popularity again.
      Go to your local bar's and listen to the local bands. real music festivals that encourage locals to compe and play instead of only having "big has-been bends" are another place to hear them..

      also I have found that Ren-Faires are a new place for these guys, last year at Holley I heard this great Grunge/deathpunk band that blew away anything on the RIAA's record contract roles.

      stop listening to what they try to feed you, find something that is better, there's lots of it out there.

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  5. Originally covered Feb 27th... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    ...on Slashdot.

    *sigh*

  6. RIAA Bot by kdark1701 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would appear that the music industry is not ailing as much as they would like us to believe.

    1. Re:RIAA Bot by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      They still have one problem with their plan to replace listeners with bots: Even the bots won't buy their stuff.

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  7. This Explains The Success Of ... by strelitsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Air Supply and Ashlee Simpson.

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    1. Re:This Explains The Success Of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Take that, Air Supply!

    2. Re:This Explains The Success Of ... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      When considering the source of the success of Ashlee Simpson, you really need to consider the success of ProTools. Once people found out that she really sounds like someone beating a baby with a cat, she gets booed off stage.

    3. Re:This Explains The Success Of ... by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Even worse, it sets yet another example for kids that they don't have to be talented or smart to get ahead.

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    4. Re:This Explains The Success Of ... by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 1
      When considering the source of the success of Ashlee Simpson, you really need to consider the success of ProTools.
      And most of the other "artists" in the top 40...
  8. Scapegoat by CypherXero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So instead of people blaming the HUGE record industry that produces crap, they can blame a machine! Sounds like a scapegoat to me. Either that, or the record execs are SO STUPID when it comes to music, that they have to get a machine to help them out.

    1. Re:Scapegoat by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Funny

      So instead of people blaming the HUGE record industry that produces crap, they can blame a machine! Sounds like a scapegoat to me. Either that, or the record execs are SO STUPID when it comes to music, that they have to get a machine to help them out.

      or? I'd say "and"

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    2. Re:Scapegoat by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      They're not stupid. They simply have no patience for learning music culture and then apply that expertise to music business. They already learned everything they need to know about the music business by getting their MBAs ... as long as you only define "music business" as a BUSINESS, that is.

      I define "stupid" as "being too long in a condition of ignorance". I don't think those music-industry execs are actually ignorant of music culture. They simply think it's irrelevent. As some other poster said here in this discussion, the prevailing business attitude is that music is just like selling soda water, soap or cars. Music is therefore just another product to the class of business executives which have (perhaps fatally) infected the music business.

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  9. So what about Ashlee Simpson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, come on. WTF?

    How many times are they going to try and force her down our throats.

    Many big name "artists" these days have no talent and are just digital hacks. Their "sound" is solely the product of digital reprocessing and manipulation.

    Back to my Zappa..

    1. Re:So what about Ashlee Simpson? by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      R.I.P Frank...

    2. Re:So what about Ashlee Simpson? by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      Many big name "artists" these days have no talent and are just digital hacks. Their "sound" is solely the product of digital reprocessing and manipulation.
      Back to my Zappa..


      Damn straight!! I ,too, prefer my hacks to be the old fashioned type. Digital hacks? Bah! I'll take a regular hack like Zappa over a digital hack like Ashlee Simpson any day of the week!

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  10. This is not Artificial Intelligence by dtolton · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is not AI. The music companies are using clustering technology.

    The basic idea is that you measure certain characteristics of a song,
    such as voice quality, cadence, etc. I'm sure the actual
    characteristics used are much more complicated, but the idea is the
    same. Once you have your characteristics you can build a three
    dimensional vector out of a song. After you have your three
    dimensional vector, you can then use many different algorithms, one
    such is the Bi-secting K-means algorithm to group the songs together.
    After you have built your cluster, you take a new song, run it through
    the process and check to see how close it falls to a "hit" cluster.

    We use this same process for document classification at my work, and I
    don't think it bears any relation on AI. As I stated above, it's a
    rather simple grouping technique.

    There is a downside to this technology though. By measuring how close a
    song is to previous hits, you are guaranteeing that all new songs will
    be similar to old hits. This type of system tends to minimize or
    eliminate fresh new types of music.

    (why the word wrapping? Emacs auto-fill-mode)

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    Doug Tolton

    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by CheechBG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So basically, the AI is using the J. Evans Pritchard method for determining greatness in poetry (which is can be widely considered as a spoken form of music) to determine the overall greatness of modern music.

      Just great. Where the hell is the barbaric YAWP when you need one.

    2. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by spellraiser · · Score: 1
      There is a downside to this technology though. By measuring how close a song is to previous hits, you are guaranteeing that all new songs will be similar to old hits. This type of system tends to minimize or eliminate fresh new types of music.

      Downside? Sounds to me more like the recording industry executive's dream come true ...

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    3. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by cgenman · · Score: 1

      This type of system tends to minimize or
      eliminate fresh new types of music.


      I believe you mean it tends to miss new types of music, not eliminate them. New music won't be going away, it will just be flying under the radar of the labels until it's large enough that they can't ignore it. Which sounds like what they do now anyway.

    4. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by JayJay.br · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I couldn't RTFA (slow as hell).

      But you could use AI for clustering also.

      For example, Kohonen's neural network is seen as AI, and is an algorithm that suits really well the task of clustering.

      I find it really hard to draw the line between AI and anything that's not, because even "intelligence" is hard to define.

      Just my R$0.02 (something like US$0.007).

    5. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Mechanik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once you have your characteristics you can build a three dimensional vector out of a song.

      Don't you mean an n-dimensional vector? Wouldn't it be only three dimensional if they're only measuring three characteristics?


      Mechanik

    6. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      good point... Nuwanda

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    7. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by archen · · Score: 1

      Once you have your characteristics you can build a three dimensional vector out of a song.

      I think to some extent that's exactly what people do right now. I mean isn't that why people listen to one "type" of music, because it has certain attributes they like? I suppose in any given type of music there is an associated formula which would yeild a "good song". It's also sure to farther drown out any ammount of creativity and innovation left in the music industry. But hey, lets face it - the music industry already picks the "hits" and the "artists" and what will be popular, so using a computer to automate this task isn't probably as big of a deal as we'd like to think.

      Basically what they want is a machine that can pick a hit through a predictable formula, but we already knew this. You know what's sort of weird about that is this sounds like the start of some sort of stupid movie plot from the 50's... I can see the reels of tape on the master computer now.

    8. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 0

      While your description is indeed interesting, it is completely wrong.

      The computer actually contains roughly 15 pre-teen girls stuffed in a box who give their opinions on music.

    9. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by BandwidthHog · · Score: 0

      Carpe scrotum.

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    10. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by jg_elliott · · Score: 1

      Maybe they trained an artificial neural network using an un-supervised method of learning (such as the kohonen network, which performs clustering) to give them their results. That fits into the artificial intelligence realm.
      Maybe you didn't read the article, but with 20 input vectors, they would be learning in 20 dimensional space. Or is there a way to describe 20 vectors in just 3 without giving a bias to any of them?

    11. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's also sure to farther drown out any ammount of creativity and innovation left in the music industry.

      My god man, do you have ANY idea how much water that would require?!?!?!?

      With the amount of our precious natural resources you propose using to drown out the remaining creativity from the music biz, I could rinse out my coffee cup.

      Mmm, coffee...

      *wanders down the hall*

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    12. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      until it's large enough that they can't ignore it

      At which point it will just become another set of data points to be emulated.

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    13. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no.

      If too many A&R guys just use this software, then the interesting new music won't get signed. If there are decent A&R guys working and they pick up the new good stuff, release it and it becomes big enough to appear on the radar, then it is classed as a "hit", and becomes a new data point on graph.

      This already happens, though - witness the sheer number of blatently manufactured skatepunk bands that came out once a few of them had some chart success. Same for the Limp Bizkit crowd and hundreds of Norah Jones replicants.

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    14. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by ghamerly · · Score: 1

      Where to begin... data clustering is very much an AI technique. I did my PhD dissertation on it, in an AI laboratory at a major research institution. That some techniques may be simple (such as k-means) does not mean that they fall outside of AI.

      Clustering is also known as unsupervised learning, and is an essential tool for many other higher-level AI technologies, including machine vision.

      The field of AI is very broad, broader than you probably think. It encompasses clustering. Pick up any good AI book or look at top conferences in the field and find out for yourself. AI has always had the problem that as soon as someone understands part of it, that part is no longer "intelligent" and is now just a "technique". By that logic, AI would not exist.

    15. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by doublem · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to imply the record companies CARE about more than three characteristics?

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    16. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Mechanik · · Score: 1

      LOL, touché...

    17. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Edward+Faulkner · · Score: 1

      Whether clustering constitutes "artificial intelligence" is a rather philosophical point.

      The amount of "intelligence" most people perceive in a system is inversely proportional to how well they understand its inner workings.

      It's natural to say "oh, all it's doing is running this algorithm. I don't see any intelligence there." But you're missing the point. What will you conclude if/when we discover the particular algorithms running in the human brain?

      For all we know, humans use the K-means algorithm too in order to identity the genre of a song...

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    18. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      This seems to suggest that lyrics are arbitrary. Although, with modern pop music, I wouldn't doubt that.

      I guess it means that "There must be some kind of way outta here, said the joker to the thief", doesn't have as much meaning as it once did. Take THAT hippies.

    19. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by zoeblade · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean an n-dimensional vector? Wouldn't it be only three dimensional if they're only measuring three characteristics?

      If the idea behind this is as oversimplified as I think it is, it's probably just measuring frequencies on one axis and time on another, and measuring the amplitude of any given frequency at any given time. Kinda like SETI probably does (I could be wrong about either, though). Then it could see if there's any correlation (the same way people think they see patterns where there aren't, now computers can do it too).

    20. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Whammy! · · Score: 1

      I think you're talking about phase space, where each axis could be an unbiased composition of multiple dimensions?

    21. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      Wonder what it would do with "Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there."?
      (Yes, Closer To The Edge)

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    22. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Paisley+Phrog · · Score: 1

      "There is a downside to this technology though. By measuring how close a song is to previous hits, you are guaranteeing that all new songs will be similar to old hits."

      True. Of course, it may not be similarity that you'll notice. It's very interesting to note in the article that the statistical clusters grouped some very different sounding artists together, such as U2 and Beethoven. The software doesn't seem to group similar *sounding* music, but rather music that has similar structures.

    23. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Ok, you have my attention.

      What does this mean?

      "Mi domando chi è il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio"

      What language is it in? I would guess that it's one of those obscure European legacy languages that should have disappeared along with all the 'funny money' when the Euro currency was introduced.

      and who is this - Altan?

      Links, oh my brothers, links as in href=... are the foundation of our modern civilization. Without links were are all just barbarians, subhumans walking around with plastique wrapped across our chests looking for a pizza shop or a crowded bus in order to show our love for our all-merciful god.

    24. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was using an example to explain his point, and his example uses three charactersitics. Youre the kind of guy that would point out I'm missing an apostrophe in the first word of this sentence. This post sounds worse than intended, sorry.

    25. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      I wonder how can you be unfamiliar to italian when your uid is: Simonetta, are you joking me? Boh... anyway Altan is an italian cartoonist of the cynical, self flagellation kind. Of course, as he's genuinely funny, ça va sans dire, he's on the leftish side, which also makes it easier to be actually insighful rather that vulgar and gross.
      A biography and some strips while the signature reads: "I wonder who's the mastermind of all the stupid thing I do"
      I agree on the href link rant.

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      Mi domando chi à il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio - Altan
    26. Re:This is not Artificial Intelligence by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      The problem with saying what is and what is not AI, is that the mark is always moving.

      When a multi-level perceptron came out, they said, "That's not AI, just creative use of statistcs and sigmoid functions." With expert systems: "Those aren't AI, just a bunch of rules you figured out from statistics." Backprop networks: "It's just building a map of the problem, not AI."

      'AI' is the magical thing that does whatever we don't understand. When we understand it, and it isn't magical any more, we say "That's not AI, just a set of algorithms."

      The mappings you described sure sound an awful lot like a form of RBF network, one of many artificial nerual network types. It comes up with a probabliity that something is something, or is not something.

      The computer used some input to build it's model, then used the model it generated to determine the classification of something it has never encountered. That exactly fits one classic definition of AI.

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  11. That's nothing! by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 1

    Can it generate songs which are cross-format focused and guaranteed to break on radio based on state-of-the-art marketing technology?

    1. Re:That's nothing! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of Hofstader's perfect record players that would break when a certain record was played.

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  12. Self defeating? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    I wonder whether "supply & demand" will play a role here. If thousands of artists start producing formulaic output, won't the per-artist demand drop? With perhaps a compensating increase in demand for innovators?

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    1. Re:Self defeating? by Tx · · Score: 1

      If thousands of artists start producing formulaic output...

      Start? You haven't listened to the pop charts in the last decade have you.

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      Oh no... it's the future.
    2. Re:Self defeating? by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      >won't the per-artist demand drop?

      Yeah, but you can always blame those evil commie pirates of the internet for it instead of acknowledging the problem.

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    3. Re:Self defeating? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wonder whether "supply & demand" will play a role here. If thousands of artists start producing formulaic output, won't the per-artist demand drop? With perhaps a compensating increase in demand for innovators?


      If??? IF??? My god, have you heard pop music nowadays? I can't tell them apart because they've become so formulaic. A lot of modern groups sound like they must be a dime a dozen; or at least carefully compiled to match some already known formula.

      As to wether an increase in demand for innovators happens, it's happening on a small scale. It's just only a small percentage of people who go looking outside the mainstream.

      I personally don't listen to music most people have even heard off -- I just don't expect that I make a dent in the total sales.

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  13. For various definitions of success by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs."

    Comercially successful != good

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    1. Re:For various definitions of success by BaldGhoti · · Score: 1

      Commercially successful is the DEFINITION of "good" when it comes to the world of business. If more people buy it, you make more money. That's all there is to it.

      Disgusted by it? I am too. That's why I don't buy music anymore. The RIAA isn't just bad for consumer rights, it's bad for art as well. When art and finance collide, the business world just steamrollers it.

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      [insert witty sig here]
    2. Re:For various definitions of success by saider · · Score: 1

      Comercially successful == good (as far as the artist's economics are concerned).

      As far as the artistic quality of the work, what is wrong with an artist producing some commercial works to pay the bills and then making some better music on another project?

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      Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
    3. Re:For various definitions of success by garcia · · Score: 1

      Comercially successful != good

      Exactly. When acts are commercially successful there are a number of things that could happen that the conglomorates won't like:

      a) The band could be so independently successful that they could break off and start producing their own material or even start touring and releasing their live/new stuff on the Internet!

      b) The conglomorates might see the successful band as a threat to the shit they have been releasing. People flock to the successful ones and they feel like they have to sink more money (marketing, payoffs, etc) into the shitty ones to keep them afloat.

      They can only have SO much repeat in the rotations during the day on consolidated radio afterall.

      c) The band might have had a shitty contract to start out with and now they have to resign them to something more lucrative. God forbid we allow that!

    4. Re:For various definitions of success by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      No, but...

      Comercially successful == (rent + food)

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      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    5. Re:For various definitions of success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for all you indie-rebel poseurs out there: Commercially successful != bad, either.

      Listen to what you like. I swear, some of these comments about how terrible commercial music is piss me off. No, you are not super special just because you found an old 7" of a band started in someone's garage 13 years ago by a schizoid frog-napping painter. Just because your tastes run to indie-music or other alternative styles does not mean that "mainstream" music is, in any way, bad or "not art". Please grow up.

      (Note to the OP, kent eh - that last rant wasn't directed at you, but at all the idiots who think only their tastes are valid.)

  14. I'm glad they do that. We need more insipid filth. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

    I think what the music industry needs is a tsunami tidal wave of insipid filth to just wash over the airwaves for several years, and this software has got to be the ticket.

    I'm hoping that after another ten years of generic, predictable, and bland popular pabulum, the music-buying public will abandon the major labels and start going to coffee shops to hear something different.

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  15. As if I needed another reason... by analog_line · · Score: 1

    ...to never, ever buy a new album ever again. I'll just use this crane here to put it on the tippity top there, like the star at the top of a Christmas tree.

  16. Circular statistics by mfarver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it just me or did the article quote music industry folks as saying the software must work becuase 95% of the hits of the last decade scored highly. The software is a mathmatical model based on the hits of the last century.. so of course it scores them highly.

    1. Re:Circular statistics by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      I just want to know what the 5% that didn't score highly were. If this model uses the past hits and is wrong 5% of the time, doesn't that mean that 5% of the hits will be overlooked?

    2. Re:Circular statistics by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      No, they are right. If you can make whatever software that accepts known good songs and rejects known bad songs, this is probably a good algorithm.

      Of course it should extract something general and not make a big look-up table of all known-good wavs...

    3. Re:Circular statistics by pclminion · · Score: 3, Informative
      You've made a very good point.

      In the field of machine learning, it's considered a major no-no to quote performance figures based on your training data.

      The typical way to validate your results is called an N-way cross-validation. You split the data into N parts, and perform N training runs. Each run uses N-1 chunks to train, and tests on the remaining chunk. Then you average the results to get a general performance estimate, or you can use a T-test to compare the results against another algorithm.

      This report would have been rejected immediately from any academic journal of any significance. It's a fucking joke.

    4. Re:Circular statistics by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      In the field of machine learning, it's considered a major no-no to quote performance figures based on your training data. I picked up on that too, but then I realised that it's a single, throwaway line in an article in the Guardian. It's not pitched at a statistics aware audience so they haven't bothered to tell us how the algorithm was actually evaluated. For all we know they did use N-way cross-validation. These are not stupid people so there is a good chance they did.
      This report would have been rejected immediately from any academic journal of any significance. It's a fucking joke.
      What academic journal would ever publish an article written for a newspaper? What's your point here?
    5. Re:Circular statistics by pclminion · · Score: 1
      For all we know they did use N-way cross-validation. These are not stupid people so there is a good chance they did.

      Probably not. The purpose of the system is to make people more money. Whether the results are statistically valid isn't the point.

      What academic journal would ever publish an article written for a newspaper? What's your point here?

      I wasn't suggesting it. Just pointing out that their statistical claims are at the level of bullshit that would cause such a report to be rejected had they written one.

    6. Re:Circular statistics by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Probably not. The purpose of the system is to make people more money. Whether the results are statistically valid isn't the point.
      Record company executives are not going to pay for a system which doesn't work. The most convincing way to show them that it works is to prove it statistically. Therefore the reasonable assumption is that this company will have done just that. This system is not being marketed to the public, it's being marketed to executives who are certainly more statistically aware than the general public (just look at how they use statistics to lie). They are not going to accept bogus methodolgy.
    7. Re:Circular statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fundamental flaw is that break-through artists happen to reshape our notion that what is hit music.

      Could have this software predict the the switch to rock and roll, the switch to punk, the switch to new wave, the switch to Nirvana and so on?

      Or would have told the industry at that time that all of those were useless crap?

      Changing periods in the world of art are based on anything but stats of what was popular BEFORE.

      The point is in every new artistic movement (including music) is to redifine the world as we know it.

    8. Re:Circular statistics by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      The one thing I've noticed is the total lack of published analysis. Things like replication of study, and at least the use some kind of "Double Blind Side Testing."

      How do we know that this submitted solution isn't foundationless?

  17. More crap by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    So, we'll get even more cookie-cutter, mass produced crap that no one can listen to for even a few seconds?

    Great!

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    1. Re:More crap by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem with your knee-jerk, elitist attitude is that indeed many people will listen to them. See, that's why they're called 'hits'. Because they're popular. You know, with some of those millions of other humans on this planet who are not you. Sure, I might not like pop music, you might not like pop music...let's say a majority of readers of this site don't like pop music. Fine. That only leaves millions of people who do like it. Yes, it's crap. Yes, it's derivative garbage. Yes, pop music blows goats. However, you must accept that this opinion, our opinion, is not universally shared. The fact is, if everyone shared the opinion about pop music that we share, it wouldn't be popular music. Look, just accept that sometimes other people, perhaps even quite a lot of them, are going to like something you dislike. For example, even though I am aware that olives are nature's worst mistake, other people seem to actually enjoy them. It's inconceivable to me, but it does appear to be true. Oddly enough, it turns out that I can dislike olives and others can like them with absolutely no repercussions. I suggest you try the following: continue disliking pop music, and continue not buying it. Then let people who do like it continue to buy it. Then simply call yourself superior and go about your business. Now, you've successfully dealt with other people's lack of good taste. Congratulations!

    2. Re:More crap by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1


      Look, just accept that sometimes other people, perhaps even quite a lot of them, are going to like something you dislike.

      And your moral horse is how high?

      - IP

    3. Re:More crap by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      twenty hands. thanks for asking.

  18. The formula by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    The program works by applying the formula. It takes three variables.

    Boobs
    The artist must have boobs. The larger they are, the higher this value.

    Blandness
    The blander it is, the higher this value.

    Beat
    The stronger the beat, the higher this value.

    These are multiplied together.

    B * B * B = X

    If X is greater than or equal to the Olivia Newton-John quotient, a recognized standard throughout the popular music business, the song will be a hit and we release an album.

    If X is lower, we don't do one.

    Q: Are there a lot of these kinds of artists?

    You wouldn't believe.

    Q: Which record label to do you work for?

    A major one.

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    1. Re:The formula by bhima · · Score: 1

      The First rule about RIAA club is that YOU DO NOT TALK about the RIAA Club!

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    2. Re:The formula by ruxxell · · Score: 0

      you have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

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    3. Re:The formula by doublem · · Score: 1

      You for got how their lips look while singing into the microphone. If they sing into a microphone like they're in an adult video, it doubles the value of the first "B".

      OK, that's it. I'm getting a copy of this software and creating a song Hell, a whole album, to get the highest score possible.

      And then, I will be wealthy, because I'll be a producer instead of an "artist." The acts will come and go, but I'll linger, taking a slice off the top in exchange for my "expertise."

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    4. Re:The formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that explains the latter half of Meatloaf's career. Especially the boobs part. I think he's using falsies.

    5. Re:The formula by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      For postings like this one, we need a "humor as prophecy" karma rating.

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    6. Re:The formula by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      So what happens if this software finds a song that's a sure hit, but the artist is plain, boring-looking fat middle-aged white guy with zero charisma?

      I need to know, because I've got this really great song I wrote last week...

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      I am a free number!
    7. Re:The formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hire Milli Vanilli to lip sync and be your front!

    8. Re:The formula by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      but the artist is plain, boring-looking fat middle-aged white guy with zero charisma?

      Then they market you in the C&W genre, as long as the song is about waving American flags.

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    9. Re:The formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prophecy? Listened to any pop music lately? Its a reality.

    10. Re:The formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boobs, blandness and beat.

      That surely explains why Beethoven is ranked highly on their comparisons then...[/sarcasm]

  19. Ah.. That's Why.. by Mean_Nishka · · Score: 1
    So that's why nearly everything coming out of the RIAA's cartel sounds the same..

  20. It is not really art unless you feel something. by Dan667 · · Score: 0

    It is just stuff or back ground noise.

    1. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by Threni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Art is just another word for entertainment. Either something entertains you or it doesn't. It doesn't matter if something is intended to be Really Deep And Serious And Important or not.

    2. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      It is just stuff or back ground noise.
      AKA: Celine Dion
      In a recent poll, 10% chose Celine Dion. The rest preferred a root canal w/o novocaine.

      Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

    3. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by kantai · · Score: 0

      Art is just another word for entertainment.

      Don't be ridiculous.

    4. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by scragz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

      Actually, there was a joke writer who came upon it by himself and died. There were some scientists later in the sketch, but that was later when they were in isolation to translate the joke.

    5. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by stormhair · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke,

      "This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing."

      http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/jo ke.html

    6. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by grub · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Art is just another word for entertainment.

      I wouldn't call sports "art". (nor would I call it "entertainment" but I digress)

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    7. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Germans, of course, attempt to come up with their own version of joke warfare:

      (german accent) Two peanuts were walking down the straza. Und one was assaulted. Peanut. (/german accent)

      Their efforts were, thankfully, too little too late.

    8. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Does this remind anyone of the Monty Python skit where they use mathematicians to create the world's funniest joke, and use it to get Nazis to die laughing?

      Actually, it reminds me of some of Bradbury's more gloomy predictions of the sanitization of the culture that was happening then and is continuing to occur.

      How long until books are written the same way, or at least evaluated by the same kind of tool? I suppose the news media will have it happen to them first: "Sorry, Dan, that story about political hanky-panky rated a 4.5 on our offensive-o-meter, way above the threshold of 3. Put some kittens in it and maybe we can get it to a 2.5."

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    9. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by cabazorro · · Score: 1

      Must we go through it again? The funniest joke was not found by mathematicians but by Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes.

      On topic thought I don't mind a computer telling me what to listen to (Apple's Shuffle).

      Let me cap this with a joke.

      Q: How can you tell a male-cell from a female-cell.
      A: Pull down the "genes".

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    10. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by mccoma · · Score: 1
      How long until books are written the same way

      I seem to remember a story about some of those romance novels being written by a computer program and selling well.

    11. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      You don't remember the skit correctly. The joke was penned by a lone joke writer working alone. Scientists working with only one word translated it into german.

    12. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Possibly because I only came across the Monty Python skit after reading the sci-fi short story that it was derived from (but I doubt too many people would remember the story - it was a LONG time ago). Thanks :-)

    13. Re:It is not really art unless you feel something. by peechdogg · · Score: 1

      i don't watch the news for anything other than the ads, so i would like to see more Victoria's Secret and Coors Lite ads (with the twins, of course). the stories just don't do it for me anymore. MORE FILLER, LESS CONTENT!

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  21. Hyperion by bekay · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I feel like we move ever closer to the story of "Hyperion" - a saga written by Dan Simmons.

    And incase you haven't read it, you really should consider doing so.

  22. New technique to fight off the bad music by paranode · · Score: 0

    Turn it off.

    1. Re:New technique to fight off the bad music by bseaver20 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or we could all just get an iPod and put the music on it we like. Down with radio!

    2. Re:New technique to fight off the bad music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could all save about $60 each and just buy a discman and a CD carrying case.

      I can't believe people actually bought those stupid things when they cost $400. Apple fans really are the cream of the crop of dumbasses.

    3. Re:New technique to fight off the bad music by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      (Feeding a troll?)

      Show me a 500 capacity CD case that fits in my pocket and I might think about it...

      MP3 players are great for indecisive people with large CD collections :-)

      --

      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    4. Re:New technique to fight off the bad music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a $100 ipod that holds 500 albums and I might reconsider the position.

  23. Well by af_robot · · Score: 1

    Lets hope someday they'll use same kind of AI for movies too...

    1. Re:Well by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      Does it matter, the movies are all the same now anyway. Go watch a good French movie, you will be shocked by the difference. Or if you don't like subtitles watch Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman in Under Suspicion, it's an adaptation of a French movie Hackman saw and made Freeman watch, then made a remake.

      For a French romantic comedy try Jetlag with Juliette Binoche and Jean Reno, and for a regular romance try The Scream of Silk (don't know what the Translation is...).

      A word of warning though, French romances really are tear jerkers. During American romances you know they get together at the end and everything is happy and nice, at the end of a French romance the response is usually "Damn, that's... sad."

      I haven't really branched out farther than French English and Japanese films yet though.

    2. Re:Well by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      Try Rob's Amazing Movie Generator at http://cmdrtaco.net/moviemaker.cgi

    3. Re:Well by af_robot · · Score: 1

      Jetlag was nice - i saw it yesterday :)
      But French don't make good action films (like Gladiator or Black Hawk down) - they edit it too fast.

      I also don't like most french comedies like Taxi (original) and many others - they are too light for me to enjoy it.

  24. So... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    ...as I understand it, the music industry will continue to sell what has successfully sold in the past ( specifically: crap ).

    Got it. Nice to know I don't need to budget in CDs in the foreseeable future.

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  25. Is there any escape from noise?!? by sporktoast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.

    The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition. But now, there's a better way.
    The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. And it will, sooner or later.
    For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.
    But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.

    SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.


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    1. Re:Is there any escape from noise?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP - SQUANT.

  26. Music Industry's Computers Must Also Like Pr0n by ausoleil · · Score: 1

    If you look at the likes of Britney Spears, Christina Aguillerra and the like, it would follow that the systems the music industry is using to pick out the 'hist of tommorow' like skin, and lots of it.

  27. This may not be true AI but... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1
    It is a sign of the times...

    For example, many stock transactions are decided by a rudimentary form of AI these days.

    Pretty soon we'll have a permanent virtual world where systems run and make decisions constantly, affecting the real world as concretely as any decision made by a human manager.

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    1. Re:This may not be true AI but... by JawzX · · Score: 0

      Whats Wrong?

      Have we always been at war with Eurasia?

      Take two blue and then two more in one hour, You are a true believer, buy more. Buy more now.

      (mixed movie miss-quotes based on statistical analysis of slashdot audience ability to recognize dystopian fantasy signature lines.)

    2. Re:This may not be true AI but... by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      Autonomous machines making decisions will likely happen eventually, but pretty soon seems to be right out. The biggest reason for this is liability. Right now we have software making decisions for the music execs. What happens if the software is wrong? The execs are out a bit of cash. But since it at least seems to do a good enough job, it's worth the risk.

      When decision making directly influences many lives, there's little chance of it being implemented in software without human oversight, unless it can be proven to always work. With music we just get manufactured crap, which doesn't bear the consequences many other decisions might. A hospital isn't going to want a machine with a chance of misdiagnosis, it exposes too much liability.

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  28. Algorithm by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's the algorithm:

    potential hitability = visual nudity / melodic complexity

    It works great.

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    1. Re:Algorithm by EEBaum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Runtime Error: Divide by 0

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    2. Re:Algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see that mods in this thread had no sense of humour whatsoever.

  29. Real artists don't care if they make hits by humuhumunukunukuapu' · · Score: 1

    They care if they make good music.

    Sucess [which is a very relative term] is just a consequence of making good music.

    If you tweak your music to make it more likely to be a 'hit' instead of what you were aiming for artistically you've already lost.

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  30. Olivia Newton-John by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Olivia Newton-John no longer has boobs. She had to have a masectomy because her breast cancer was going to kill her and now campaigns to raise awareness about breast cancer.

  31. Dupe of a Dupe by Gossy · · Score: 3, Informative

    This was discussed last November, which was a repeat of the same tech from February.

    A quick search for "polyphonic" in the music category would've easily picked this up, they're the only 3 matches!

    1. Re:Dupe of a Dupe by ObdewllaX · · Score: 2, Funny

      No - It's a new article created by examining popular past articles and generating an article which is statistically similar to the great slashdot articles of the past.

    2. Re:Dupe of a Dupe by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Not at all - It's a fresh story created by comparing old stories and synthesizing a story which has been carefully analyzed and found to be similar to some of the greatest slashdot stories of the past.

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    3. Re:Dupe of a Dupe by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Bwahahahahahaha. Top post in this whole thread.

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  32. hung? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

    i wonder how william hung scored.

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    1. Re:hung? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      He walked up to her and said "Hey, baby. I'm on TV and I'm Hung."

      It was Spring Break, the lighting was dim and she'd already had six Screaming Slippery Blue Orgasms on the Beach - and before she knew what happened it was already over with. All she could do was say "Call me!" as he sauntered down the hotel hallway, warbling "She Bangs!" with all the vocal dexterity of an alley cat on acid.

  33. Analize this by Elphin · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the website:
    • The first step in the process for our technologies is to analyze a representative sample of music (up to date we have
    • analized more than 1 Million tracks)
    Analized? Analized? - what dedication these folks have. Brings tears to my eyes.
    1. Re:Analize this by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      This should become much easier with the release of the iPod Shuffle. Although this will probably also slow the process, as you can only keep approximately 240 songs in your butt at any one time.

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    2. Re:Analize this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens when you get Spanish people writing English text.

    3. Re:Analize this by flibuste · · Score: 1

      Analized? Analized? - what dedication these folks have. Brings tears to my eyes.

      Why did I post in this forum before? I should have used my mod points and give you a +5 funny - you made my shiny day!
    4. Re:Analize this by SunFan · · Score: 1


      At least we know, now, why their music sounds like shit.

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    5. Re:Analize this by brettper · · Score: 1

      Brings tears to your eyes?

  34. This reminds me of by suso · · Score: 1

    that episode of STTOS where they visit a planet where they simulate nuclear war based on mathematical calculations and the people who would statistically die in the attacks where supposed to go into a chamber and kill themselves.

    Sillyness. Nothing is left to chance anymore.

    1. Re:This reminds me of by NekSnappa · · Score: 0

      There was a short story I read many years ago (I think it was by A.C. Clarke), where they took it a bit further.

      They even assigned wounds and medals for valor, complete with citations describing the induviduals acts of heroism. Then took the poor soul into an operating room and inflicted the wounds surgically.

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    2. Re:This reminds me of by Eccles · · Score: 1

      That would be "A Taste of Armageddon."

      "Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!" - Scotty

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  35. The real story by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The label's marketing department are promoting him to the Norah Jones audience. But Polyphonic's analysis has shown that the crooner's song patterns are more similar to Linkin Park, Aerosmith and JayZ.

    future HSS developer: You know who I really hate? The record industry.

    future HSS collaborator: Well, you should do something about that.

    future HSS developer: You're right! Recording execs are really, really, stupid. I bet it'd be easy. I've got a plan.

    future HSS collaborator: Sigh... fine, what's your plan?

    future HSS developer: They pay us $6000, and we tell them if their song will be a hit or not, then give them some printouts with, you know, clusters of dots on them, random numbers, whatever. Then we say "Artificial intelligence! The magic boxes say this will be a hit because it resembles Tupac Shakur and Wagner!"

    future HSS collaborator: You know, unlike your plan to hack people's PVRs to make them think they're gay.... this would actually work. Let's do it. Get me a dartboard.

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    1. Re:The real story by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      The magic boxes say this will be a hit because it resembles Tupac Shakur and Wagner!

      Now that's something I'd like to hear a mix of. Maybe only once, but it's sure to be weird!

    2. Re:The real story by Casca · · Score: 1

      So what we really need is for someone to hack into the system, and rank all Boxcar Willy "music" and The Barney Theme song as 100% successful, and everything else at rock bottom. Would love to see what would come out of the biz then...

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  36. and they wonder why sales suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The bunch of numb nut fuck wads wonder why people don't buy full albums or why sales are down. look at artists like david bowie, who continues to sell. RIAA needs to be killed and the record execs all need to die or get out of the business.

    1. Re:and they wonder why sales suck by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sales aren't down. Sales are up, even though the total number of artists releasing albums is down. The RIAA pretends like they would have made billions more dollars if not for file-sharing, etc. However, they're making more money than they ever have before. Seems pretty fucking greedy to complain about 'lost sales' when you're selling more crap than ever before. Also, people DO buy full albums. If no one liked pop music, it wouldn't be popular music. Just because you aren't getting what you want from record companies does not mean that no one else is. Damn, that's a pretty egotistical point of view, isn't it? That if you don't like something, no one else can either? Holy arrogance, Batman.

    2. Re:and they wonder why sales suck by secobabble · · Score: 0

      You've been playing too much Doom 3.

  37. I loved those books by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    I loved those books, especially the river journey. However, my ideas to market Shrike cuddle-toys for children have fallen on deaf ears.

    I do not actually recall anything in the books like these hit-bots. Care to explain?

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    1. Re:I loved those books by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I believe it was how the poet wrote his latter "The Dying Earth" novels after he moved away from writing Cantos and switched to writing trash for cash.

    2. Re:I loved those books by bekay · · Score: 0

      Quite so.

      The reader is introduced to the publishers AIs, which reads novels and judges if they will actually sell.
      The poet, Silenus, also uses AIs to write his books in "The Dying Earth" novels, as Pxtl said above, since his real works of arts gets rejected by his publisher.

      This rejection comes from the fact, that at the current time almost all of the human race is connected to the All-Thing, a network that makes the Internet look like two cans connected by a string ;)

      This connection makes almost all information instantly accesible to people, as most people has the connection by implants and hence don't need to even read anymore - the information is fed right into their brain. And of course, a lot of people don't even know HOW to read anymore, and has lost the wonder of that is reading an actual book.

  38. Fight back by Scorchio · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just use a bot to listen to the music and tell me if I liked it or not. It mostly says "no", so I assume it's working fine.

    1. Re:Fight back by jantheman · · Score: 1

      ..as in "Computer says 'No'" eh?

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  39. Dehumanizing art by Anonymous+Cowherd+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Producing something for a desired effect like that is not art, it's a manufacturing process if you make it this automatic. Any monkey can produce such regurgitated music, so why should I pay them, I can buy the software myself and make such music. There is a way to make use of this kind of principle without automating and dehumanizing it, for example, Neil Sedaka wrote Oh, Carol by studying the number 1 hits in a number of countries around the world for weeks and then he drew on that to come to some conclusions which helped him shape his creative output.

    This automated way described in the article takes away that creative role from the artist by providing the output as well. Why do you need such monkey artists? If you really want that kind of music just set up a system that automatically generates songs which would be free to download to the first 2,000 people who would be required to rank the song and then at the end of each week make the top ranked song available for sale to everyone else.

    1. Re:Dehumanizing art by vidarlo · · Score: 1

      If you really want that kind of music just set up a system that automatically generates songs which would be free to download to the first 2,000 people who would be required to rank the song and then at the end of each week make the top ranked song available for sale to everyone else.
      Interesting tought really. With the internet availvable, distrobution costs has dropped extremly, and this should enable the music industry to put out even smaller artists, or niche-groups, wich would not bear to record on a cd. However, with distrobution costs approaching 0, for example by using bittorrent to server content, it would be possible to put out those artist and still don't loose any money on it...
      But this will not happend. In my eyes, all music industry is thinking about is creating the next block buster that will enable them to sell more than anyone previously has done...sadly!

  40. An alternative (and cheaper) method by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1, Funny

    An alternative (and cheaper) method is to simply play the song for your 14 years old kid sister. If she likes it it's gonna be a hit.

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    1. Re:An alternative (and cheaper) method by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      With that logic, every piece of music put out by the RIAA in the past 10 years should have been a hit.

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    2. Re:An alternative (and cheaper) method by Big+Nothing · · Score: 0

      Your kid sister likes it all?

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    3. Re:An alternative (and cheaper) method by zardor · · Score: 1

      Not as simple as that. That target demograph is not driven by whether *they* like whatever product you are pushing, but whether *their friends* think it is cool or not.
      You can flog any kind of c**p to them, as long as a sufficient % of them *believe* that all other 14 year olds love it.

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    4. Re:An alternative (and cheaper) method by EvanTaylor · · Score: 0

      It's bot sad and funny to me that I read:

      With that logic, every piece of music put out by the RIAA in the past 10 years should have been a hit.

      as:

      With that logic, every piece of shit put out by the RIAA in the past 10 years should have been a hit.

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  41. Record Companies on the trailing edge, as usual by RoboOp · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I heard that the movie studios have a robot called AWESOM-O that creates winning movie ideas.

    Its already generated several hundred ideas using Adam Sandler alone.

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  42. it's the nickelback way by froggero1 · · Score: 1
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  43. Originality = Copyright ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The major moral, legal and philosophical foundation of copyright law is that an 'artist' utilises his/her creative abilities to create a unique and original piece. Copyright law exists to protect this effort and create incentive. If artists are NOT using their creative abilities and are instead waiting for a piece of software to tell them what statistically will be popular...then I think there is a argument for rethinking giving 'artists' life + 50 years protection.

  44. Round goes the circle by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    1. Software is fed with most recent hit song.
    2. Software picks next hit song from album.
    3. Song becomes a hit.
    4. Repeat from 1.

    Pretty soon, EVERYTHING will sound similar.

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  45. Lame Music Will Undermine The Industry... by TheMediaWrangler · · Score: 1

    Someday, I hope to see artists successfully and profitably release songs to the Internet unencumbered by industry contracts. When I think about it, pretty much all of the functions of the industry can be replicated effectively by the Internet community today (promotion, sales, distribution, etc). The only things missing are a centralized ratings system and a standard business model. These are not technical hurdles as much as they are problems of critical mass. I think that the more lame and generic industry 'hits' become, the better the chances for a new and better music paradigm.

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  46. 1984 by perdelucena · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A subsection of the Music Department composes popular songs especially for the proles, using a special machine, rather than human artistic talent. An especially popular number at this time is "It was only a hopeless fancy," sung by the woman who hangs her washing outside Wilson and Julia's room

  47. A weird thought in my head... by earthstar · · Score: 1

    You know,Everybody needs to do something - and i guess some people thought of some "Hit Music Predictor S/w " and they made it.And some 'moron' bands are using it.Thats all about it......
    I think the music scene is really big,and I believe good music will certainly keep coming,albeit in lesser frequency.
    But my weird thought is this:Future Cd's will come with a sticker - ***This artist has a score of 9.5/10 on the polyphonicHMI Rating System "!***

  48. New kind of branding? by synthetik · · Score: 1

    Just think - you could release two or three versions of a CD! "New & Improved - Now Scores An 8 on the HSS Scale!" Or we could organize record stores by number instead of genre, and we could sterotype the people that are browsing in each section.

  49. Tanks / No Tanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember a story from my BSc AI course, the US army wanted an AI program to detect tanks in satellite photos. Spent ages training it with countless pictures (with and without tanks).

    In the end they had a system which had no idea what a tank was; their training photos with tanks were all taken in summer, those without in winter.

    They _did_ have a kick-ass "have the trees got leaves on" detecting program, though.

    What betting this system has been trained on "derivative shit", and will detect your quotient of derivation, rather than actually if the world will like your song?

  50. Academia's Abandonment & Shunnery by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't help but think this (and similar issues) is in some small way a lost opportunity for academia, which likes to pretend that popular music (i.e. music that people like to listen to) is somehow less valuable than "serious art music." Here, we have thousands of people who could be leading intelligent discourse on music, many of whom like popular music but won't dare say it because of an unwritten stigma that popular music is "low brow". Because of this, a potentially vocal, educated population that could be smacking RIAA execs upside the head now and again, or at least crying foul, instead relegates itself to the "classical" niche, often the "new music" sub-niche. Said people actually do speak out from time to time, but are so isolated by genre that they seem rarely to be noticed.

    As one of said people, please excuse me while I return to my clarinet practice and writing my string quartet.

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    1. Re:Academia's Abandonment & Shunnery by Reziac · · Score: 1

      From TFA: "Some U2 songs are in the same cluster as Beethoven"

      I've been saying for years that punk and new wave are structurally more akin to classical than they are to other forms of pop and rock music; hence they are also more *durable*.

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  51. Obligatory 1984 Reference by jotok · · Score: 1

    We're now only one step away from having an actual versificator. Sadly, under current digital rights laws, the versificator will still have more rights than both real artists playing real music and customers purchasing CDs.

  52. Digging their own grave by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    I think they're digging their own grave. There is progressively less magical wonders and more blatantly formulaic crap out there.

    I can feel a new revolution coming within not too many years. After all - they had the same stranglehold over the music industry in the 80s (and especially the late 80s - how many great records were released in the late 80s?). Then grunge and alternative rock detonated and created quite a bit of upheaval in the business.

    You can even go back to the mid-70s. The coked up soft rock they're trying to make cool again got a fist up its ass by punk rock. And the early 60s - demented harmonies by well-groomed stylish young men - and then there was a revolution when the Rolling Stones and the Beatles made girls scream and guys wear their hair longer.

    The current dull music scene is the end of a cycle. The revolution will come. Again.

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    1. Re:Digging their own grave by Mant · · Score: 1

      New music styles don't seem to originate in the charts either, or bust on the scene with big hits. Rather they come from clubs and gigs and gain a growing 'underground' popularity first, before they burst on the mainstream. You can't gauge these growing trends by comparing to past hit records, part of the popularity is the difference anyway.

      The singles chart is already far, far less relevant than it used to be. The more efforts like this homogenise it, the smaller the group it will appeal to, and the less relevant it will be. I'm sure there will always be a market selling manufactured bands to teenage girls, but I would be happy if it was a smaller niche.

    2. Re:Digging their own grave by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The revolution will not be streamed.

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    3. Re:Digging their own grave by mu-sly · · Score: 1

      The revolution will not be streamed.

      ...but a .torrent will be leaked before the official release date anyway, so it's hardly a major setback!

  53. No surprises here... by angus454 · · Score: 1

    The application of math and science to music is nothing new. What I find odd is that any recording executive would rely on this too heavily. Haven't they ever heard Gwar?

  54. Southpark anyone? by stevenharman · · Score: 3, Funny

    This sounds a bit familiar... I think the RIAA stole this idea from Southpark. Cartman dressed up like a robot (AWESOM-O) to get secrets from Butters... but he ended up in Hollywood creating blockbuster movie ideas. Here is how it went down:

    Producer: Gentlemen, this little boy was kind enough to let us show you his robot. The AWESOM-O 4000. [approaches the robot, who's seated at one end of the table] I've already seen what he can do.
    Staffer 1: Uh, excuse me sir, but uh, that's not a robot.
    Producer: It's not?
    Staffer 1: No, it clearly had bipedal movement, so the correct term is "computerized automatron."
    Mitch: Oh, very nice, Mitch.
    Staffer 2: You are the smart one.
    Producer: Well, regardless, I believe maybe this automatron can help us come up with new movie ideas.
    Staffer 2: How can a robot come up with better ideas for movies than us?
    Producer: Watch this: AWESOM-O, given the current trends of the movie-going public can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break a hundred million box office?
    Cartman: Um... okay. How about this: [the staffers take pen to paper and anticipate the ideas] Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.
    Staffer 2: [thinking over this idea, then write it down] Oh, perfect!
    Staffer 3: We'll call it "Puppy Love"!
    Staffer 2: Give us another movie idea, AWESOM-O!
    Mitch: Yeah yeah!
    Staffer 3: Let's hear it!
    Mitch: Yeah, we wanna hear it!
    Staffer 3: Come on, come on!
    Cartman: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.
    Staffer 3: [the producers start writing again] ...Yes, it's flawless! Mitch: Punch-Drunk Billionaire!

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    1. Re:Southpark anyone? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      This sounds a bit familiar... I think the RIAA stole this idea from Southpark. Cartman dressed up like a robot (AWESOM-O) to get secrets from Butters... but he ended up in Hollywood creating blockbuster movie ideas.

      They did something similar in an SNL skit with Jennifer Love-Hewitt (years before the South Park episode). It was a goofy game show where movie execs are given seemingly unrelated concepts and have to put them together to make a hit. It was a funny skit.

      As an aside, there are reasons why we have genres, because certain ideas always work on a basic level. Farce, Fish-out-of-water, mystery. There are formulas for all of these, you just fill in the blanks. They are just applying the same concept to music. Why do different styles of music become hits? I mean in terms of sales and not Billboard, since Billboard now includes radio play, which you can buy. That's worth studying, whether people try to use it for good(TM) or evil(TM).

      Yes, certain music will get passed over by the big executives (Bhangra, for example) but that's what makes underground movements compelling, they're not mass popular.

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  55. This is why I listen to classical music on radio by HackHackBoom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Living near New York City, I consider myself lucky to have access to the New York Times Classical Music station. I am so sick of the garbage that has been produced in the last 10 years (Except Eminem, for some retarded reason I like his crap) that I barely ever change my radio tuner off 96.3

    As for what I listen to at home and work... Ironically it's all old school stuff from Black Sabbath and Beasty Boys earlier music, plus.. more classical

    I wonder if I'm the only guy who's so totally jaded to new music that I touch nothing new, period.

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  56. Bah the machine does nothing by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    The machine "tells them" which artists are likely to be hits, so they then put the big money behind those artists, promote the shit out of them - and voila they become hits. The machine "tells them" another artist isn't worth the effort, they don't get any promotion, they dont sell any albums. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    It's the promotion and marketing that made them "hits", not the machine. You tell people that Ice T is a gritty talented actor and musician with real street cred enough times, people believe it. They stop seeing him as an ugly lisping tone-deaf idiot.

    Hell, I could have a #1 album and be a major movie star within a couple years - all I need is a good publicist, and really deep pockets.

    Kudo's to the company that built this machine. They're printing money based on the idiocy of the execs.

    It's only marginally more effective than a focus group, or a dartboard.

    But my point is - publicity and promotion make stars, not a machine.

    Get over it. If you think talent will make you famous, you're wrong.

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  57. This reminds me of a book by Lifereaper0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seem to remember a Piers Anthony series called the "Apprentice Adept" in which there was a game where you could play music. It was judged by a computer, so while your music may have sounded like utter crap to humans, it would be given a high score because it was "technically" right. This reminds me of that.

  58. Japanese Technology in Music Searching by p0 · · Score: 1

    I've seen a demonstration of what they call "Music Retrieval System Based on User Preferences" which is a music search engine and a retrieval system that can discover and suggest music based on a user's preferences. The project is still in its infant stages but surprisingly it works well on a collection of thousands of popular music CDs. The system currently also features "search by humming" concept, in which you simply sing ur hum your tune and the engine will retrieve the relative song for you. This is currently being developed by KDDI Corporation and will be integrated to next generation mobile services in Japan.

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  59. Re:I'm glad they do that. We need more insipid fil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to Asian pop music... where the only music produced is mass market drivel. See other discussions about how Asian pop has become the only music produced because no one buys music there for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that there are basically no copyrights and music CDs are pirated on large scale.

  60. Just when I thought... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The music industry might turn itself around; they go ahead and do something this stupid. Music is art. It is not objective. It is not rational. It is not definable. It is not quantifiable.

    This system will destroy popular music. It will define the elements of a "hit" song, then it will only determine that songs with those elements could possibly be hits. That ignores the history of music where what's a hit changes from year to year.

    I listened to punk rock for decades. In the 80s songs by the bands All and 7 Seconds would never have been recognized by any system as being hits. But fast-forward a decade and suddenly artists like Blink 182 and Greenday ARE having hits using the same formula.

    Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.

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    1. Re:Just when I thought... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Music is art. It is not objective. It is not rational. It is not definable. It is not quantifiable.

      I'd like to see proof of that, because I've a sneaking suspicion that it might not be so. For "good art", you're talking about the preferences of human beings. Those preferences are shaped by fixed forces - factors that have been selected for over the last 100 000 years or so, and the preferences are expressed in a definiable physical system, the brain. "unquantifiable" and "not definable" as opposed to "has not been quantified" and "to complex for us to define at present" are strong terms, and there's no proof that it is like that.

      For hits as opposed to art, even better, you're not trying to predict the actions of a single human being, merely those of most a large crowd of them.

      I listened to punk rock for decades. In the 80s songs by the bands All and 7 Seconds would never have been recognized by any system as being hits. But fast-forward a decade and suddenly artists like Blink 182 and Greenday ARE having hits using the same formula.

      So such a system, when fed a lot of 80s hits as training data, and a new punk song as input, will conclude that it has no hit potential. But put in hits of the 90s, and it should match. That's basically "sounds like what already sells", which is so simple that even a record company exec can do it.

      Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.

      Chart music already = narrow and boring, existing styles. I suspect that this has already been happening for a while, and explains why new musical styles have to gaina an "undergrownd" fanbase before they "go mainstream". This software would lock this trend in even more (you get what you ask for), assuming that everyone used it. If not, small labels stand to make the occasional killing when a breakthrough happens (e.g. sub pop).

      It would help sales in the short term, but hinder them in the long term. I'm actually for it. Anything that helps hasten the complete irrelevance of the mass-market lowest-common denominator music charts must be good. Maybe I'm too old, but they don't affect me any more at all. We've got better new toys like MP3, inernet radio, cds from amazon, podcasts, etc.

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    2. Re:Just when I thought... by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

      The music industry might turn itself around;

      What made you think it was turning around? I'm serious. If they had had this kind of stuff 40 years ago they'd have done this then, too. The popular music industry has always been just that: An industry, read: factories, profit, and anonymous (interchangeable) labor.

      We're just doing it more efficiently, now.

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    3. Re:Just when I thought... by anum · · Score: 1

      Or... it will stagnate the industry just enough for people to become fed up with it and find alternate ways to get their music.

      Music is art. People make art because they want to, not for the record execs. Real art will continue to be made and the people will find ways to get it.

      ???

      Profit!!!

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    4. Re:Just when I thought... by LilMikey · · Score: 1

      Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.

      You are incredibly right except that last part. With all the cookie cutter crap they're churning out now people seem to be lapping up at an ever-greater pace. I'd see more an 'us and them' kind of music industry where the big companies sell massive volumes of beat-tracked, computer analized, pitch corrected crap and the internet-ites and indies will sell real music to the small majority of those who care to listen.

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    5. Re:Just when I thought... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      While the music industry was always "for profit" it wasn't always run like a factory. Back when the labels were independent artists actually got signed because the rep liked the artists. DJs actually played new music they actually liked. Sure there were charts, sure there was payola, but there was also a system where people who loved music helped to create it.

      That system is gone. The current system believes that formula and marketing is the sole reason why songs become hits.

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    6. Re:Just when I thought... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "'unquantifiable' and 'not definable as opposed to 'has not been quantified' and "to complex for us to define at present" are strong terms, and there's no proof that it is like that."

      If you can tell me subjectively why I like one particular song versus anther, please do. You're speculating that there is a reason but it's out of our grasp. That may be true, but it's also impossible to prove. Which makes it worthless.

      "But put in hits of the 90s, and it should match."

      But why would the system change?! The system would determine that All had no hit potential. The system would determine that 7 Seconds had no hit potential. And the system would have also determined that Nivina would have had no hit potential. You're arguing that the system could change to accomodate new tasts, but those new tastes would have to be hits first, before they were factored into the system. If the music industry relies soley on the system, new tastes in music will never get a chance.

      "Anything that helps hasten the complete irrelevance of the mass-market lowest-common denominator music charts must be good."

      Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you there.

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    7. Re:Just when I thought... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Basically, this system will stagnate the music industry as it will lock it into a very narrow form of music and it will not be allowed to grow. People will get even more bored which will lead to decreases sales.
      Well, seems completely useless. That will make no change at all.

    8. Re:Just when I thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Formulaic music is no good?

      Oh no!!! Mozart used to use a system of dice and formulae to compose his music! Lots of classical composers from that period did!!!

      Who's going to tell the world that you just decided it is all crap and doesn't correspond to art at all?!?!?!

      The horror!

      Anita Coney - please don't make sweeping statements like you just did without thinking a little, and learning a lot. Thank you.

  61. Now I understand! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    That's why there is so much crap nowadays. Most of the current 'pop-hits' is so lame it can rival with the 'bothers of the hood' rap.

    It's so dull, colorless and less-the-original they increasingly have to start showing some boobs or ass (on MTV) to make it even remotely worth listening too. (you could turn of the sound, though :-)

    I guess that's the reason why the RIAA keeps its prices sky-high too; they have to make so much effort in marketing to sell their crappy stuff, they can't reach their 85% profit-margin otherwise! ;-)

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  62. Really? by Sophrosyne · · Score: 1

    I thought ClearChannel picked the hits of tomorrow.

  63. Where is teh Torrent to download this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If is there is no torrent is anyone working on an open source project of this? :)

  64. hmmm by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    in theory these "AI"'s will update their "opinions" on whats hot by checking out the top 50 songs every now and again.. eventually they'll corrupt their own pool of choices..

    It'll be inbreading for music *shudder*

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  65. White bread of ultimate darkness by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    It's worse than that. Since HSS isn't open source, do you think that they won't bend their results when pressured by the record companies? ("Your program continually low-rates our boi-bands. We might have to re-evaluate our agreement." "Probably just a glitch, we'll get right on it.")

    And then when the crud doesn't sell as well as expected, they can blame P2P and sue another 13 grannies. "One Bot to bring them all and in the contracts bind them. In the land of Polydor, where the records lie."

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  66. Negativland Did This Already... by byronne · · Score: 1

    This has been my approach to songwriting for years...

    This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast. The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.

    But now, there's a better way.

    The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio.

    And it will, sooner or later.

    For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony. But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.

    SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1....

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  67. Analogy to food is apt by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In many areas of the US, we're seeing a rise in the demand for organic, non-trans-fatty, less-processed foods (e.g., Whole Foods). Actually, it's more acurate to say we're seeing a rise in the supply. The rise in demand necessarily preceded this rise in supply.

    Similarly, if too many musicians over-process their music, we will see an increased demand for more "organic" music that will evenutally lead to an increased supply. The end result might even be better music.

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    1. Re:Analogy to food is apt by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if too many musicians over-process their music, we will see an increased demand for more "organic" music that will evenutally lead to an increased supply. The end result might even be better music.

      Or maybe it will lead to an increased demand of the "organic" plug in. And it better damn well lead to better music, because the ad copy said it would.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  68. That explains today's music perfectly by hodet · · Score: 1

    No wonder they are churning out such crap. Music today is about money and fucking. Watch your average video today and tell me it's not true. Bling Bling and asses. The music has nothing to say. You know, people fucked just as much in the 70's, only then they had great music to listen to afterwards. Another thing, notice how all the great artists of the 70's were butt ugly. ACDC would have never existed had they come along only today. But hey at least we have Britney.

  69. American Idol... by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


    ...The initials of American Idol are "AI"

    ...Simon has no human feelings

    Coincidence ? I think not !
    Simon is obviously a bot, and he uses his AI to pick the next American Idol.

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  70. Who's to blame? by rgf71 · · Score: 1

    Can we blame the RIAA for force-feeding this garbage down our throats?

    Or do we blame the "artists" who sign up for this crap in the first place?

    Or, just maybe we should be blaming ourselves for tuning in and/or buying this shit because Britney / Justin is a "hottie" and we want to watch them wiggle around?

  71. Unproven artists by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    would demand less money, I would think. What would be more profitable: 1 artist that creates 20 platinum albums, or 20 that create 1 a piece. Look at hollywood, an actor/actress gets superstar status and starts earing 20 million a movie.

    With a one album band, they don't have time to renogatiate a draconian contract. Just move on to the next band. Of course you must factor in the money spent on marketing a new act, which would seem to be higher than for a pre-existing one. But I'm sure there is a formula for this too.

  72. Planet Mall on it's way... by kria · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever see the musical We Will Rock You? It's based on the music of Queen and is definitely tongue in cheek, but the premise is that the world is ruled by a giant corporation, and all music is written by computers. They even have a great pseudo timeline at the beginning (starting with real events and then moving into fake ones in the future), which includes such great things as "ugly people no longer allowed to be rock stars".

  73. Al Bots? by nsushkin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Who's "Al Bots"?

  74. That explains Britney and the rest by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows computers don't really possess intelligence.

    So they'd pick music that is artificial and without intelligence...

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  75. Re:1984 - Versificator by perdelucena · · Score: 1

    sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator

  76. Re:This is why I listen to classical music on radi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should not be surprised that you like BOTH Classical Music and Eminem. Mr. Mathers is probably one of the best poets today, disguised as a "Musical Performer".

  77. Daaang! by jar240 · · Score: 1

    ...you mean, we'll actually have to go outside and see live music in our neighbourhoods to hear something outside of mainstream? Gosh!

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    "You can drive out Nature with a pitchfork, but It always comes roaring back again." - Tom Waits
  78. AI and statistics... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... are intricately related. Many AI techniques are forms of statistical inference or statistical classification techniques. Some neural nets implement grouping techniques not that different from k-means.

    Any box which learns from a set of data in order to predict future data by implicitly extracting trends and patterns from that data is an implementation of some form of statistical inference algorithm and is subject to all of the general results statistics has to offer about such algorithms. Conversely, statistical inference algorithms are often implemented in ways associated with AI, for example as neural nets.

    Given this situation, it's hard to define the boundaries that separate artificial intelligence, pattern recognition, statistical inference and classification and the rest. Of course, there is a legitimate question as to whether such techniques actually mimic genuine intelligence even in principle, and there are other approaches.

    From the point of view of terminology, there is a huge range of techniques that can be called AI, and statistical inference is one of them. If you call a VLSI neural network implementing a statistical inference algorithm "AI", then why not call a normal computer implementing a statistical inference algorithm "AI"? Besides, AI sounds a hell of a lot sexier than statistics when you're trying to extract maximum dough from the ample coffers of the recording industry.

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    1. Re:AI and statistics... by lukestuts · · Score: 0

      Given this situation, it's hard to define the boundaries that separate artificial intelligence, pattern recognition, statistical inference and classification and the rest.

      Actually, it's quite easy - you just start with proper definitions. Classification separates data into categories which fit given criteria. Statistical inference works out the chance of an event occuring given a data set of previous, related occurences. Pattern recognition labels given patterns in data.

      Classification separates out the data. This is different to pattern recognition which matches sequences of data to ones which have been previously defined. This is again different to statistical inference which must involve the use of chance.

      How could it be simpler?

  79. Silliest line from the article by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article says: ". . . [an] A&R director at EMI believes that HSS as a hit predictor merely reinforces decisions taken by A&Rs, those record company employees given the job of discovering new songs and artists. "A good A&R has a very accurate instinct for what the market needs," he says - and the fact that 95% of hit songs in the past 50 years are high scorers seems to back him up."

    Um, HSS is using past hit songs to define high scores, so the fact that past hits have high scores is not some sort of vindication of the job these mysterious A&R guys have been doing. The real question is why that figure isn't 100% - I'm guessing this is probably because the clusters are fairly wide, so some songs manage to be far enough from the algorithm's definition of the cluster to be classed as non-hits, despite being part of the training set?

    1. Re:Silliest line from the article by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      No. 95% of songs were used in the training set. The other 5% were not used to train it but put into the test set. When trying to determine why the system was not flagging the test set as hits after training the system on the training set, a senior engineer accidentally listened to the test set. He said, on the way to the emergency toom, that the reason was that those songs all sucked, if the machine vetoed more songs like them it would be for the good of humanity, and they decided it was good enough to ship.

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    2. Re:Silliest line from the article by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      The 95% number is not 100% because they have defined a hit as a song if its score (however they determine that) is within two standard deviations of the mean. 95% of a normal distribution is within two standard deviations of the mean.

      Therefore, they have proven the accuracy of their analysis through a tautology:

      We define a hit as any song whose score is within two standard deviations of the mean of all Billboard hits. Amazingly, almost all Billboard hits (coincidentally equal to two standard deviations worth) are also within that range.

  80. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could classify the songs I already know and like, and apply this automatically to new music to let it make suggestions.

    And let Amazon know I just patented this idea.

  81. Personal music assistant by Moosifer · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for some company bent on total worldwide media dominance (Apple, Microsoft, Real, etc.) to develop a personal version of this. Somethis that can be configured to an individual's tastes, and which can then sample and select new music from the company's music library. Sort of a 'Tivo Suggests' for music. I'd buy that.

    1. Re:Personal music assistant by throughthewire · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Somethis that can be configured to an individual's tastes, and which can then sample and select new music from the company's music library. Sort of a 'Tivo Suggests' for music. I'd buy that.

      Like LAUNCHCast before the RIAA leaned on them, and then Yahoo! acquired it and ripped out everything that made it innovative and cool?

      You'd rate songs on a scale from 'never play this again' to 10, and the system would select new songs based on what you'd already rated and insert them into your personal "station" rotation.

      But the real killer feature was that you could search for other users whose tastes were statistically similar to your own, subscribe to their stations, and learn about new and different music and artists as some of their favorites were added to your rotation. Want to buy a song? Click on it.

      Absolutely cool collaborative software. Unfortunately, if you wanted to expend the effort, you could abuse the system to constuct a station that could (gasp!) play a specific song at a specific time for free, and the RIAA wouldn't allow that.

      So the only thing that had gotten me to purchase any new music in years was eviscerated, stuffed full of ads, and then sold to Yahoo! as a 'service' with all the collaboration gone. You could pay money to lose the ads. Whee.

      Bitter? Me?

    2. Re:Personal music assistant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, me too, but now there's AudioScrobbler, so life is good again.

    3. Re:Personal music assistant by cgomis · · Score: 1

      Not Bitter Enough! A truly bitter cynical timeline would deride Launch's non-innovative rip and bastardization of Firefly I lost a couple months of productivity plugging my music collection into FireFly, only to have LaunchCast trash all the data when they took over. (Back in my day we plugged data into recommendation engines manually, No automated plugins like you AudioScrobbler babes.)

    4. Re:Personal music assistant by throughthewire · · Score: 1
      ...Launch's non-innovative rip and bastardization of Firefly

      Ah. I'd missed that bit of history. It looks like that one really can be blamed on Microsoft - they absorbed Firefly to use the underlying technology in Passport, and then let the original site die.

      Jeff Boulter was the ex-Firefly employee who built LAUNCHCast from the ashes of Firefly. Microsoft might not have given him the opportunity to preserve the original data.

      I lost a couple months of productivity plugging my music collection into FireFly, only to have LaunchCast trash all the data when they took over

      I share your pain. I had rated many thousands of songs on LAUNCHCast, was subscibed to a dozen other stations, and had quite a few subscribers myself when Yahoo! absorbed them and sucked the life out of it. I would be even more bitter if I had been part of the Firefly community.

      I'll be checking out AudioScrobbler - I had pretty much given up on collaborative music rating systems. We'll see whether this one becomes a victim of its own success, too.

    5. Re:Personal music assistant by Skrybe · · Score: 1

      That sounds a lot like Audioscrobbler. It doesn't do ratings but it keeps track of number of times a track is played so that equates to a similar value (ie: if you think a song sucks you won't play it 20 times). It then matches you with other people based on the songs you listen to and the songs they listen to.



      It's not a bad way of finding similar types of music. Of course it doesn't help you find radically different music.

  82. Font change required? by jimand · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Did anyone else wonder "who the heck is Al Bots?"

  83. Similar by clinko · · Score: 1

    As a test I compiled a list of streams that I though were a little too similar in format (Clearchannel)

    Turns out they play songs and nearly the same percentage (varies by maybe 5%) per day.

    Even new hits seem to rotate in at the same rate.

    It doesn't matter how good the song is, it's the marketing team that can shake clearchannel's hands.

  84. And... by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, the AI bot's predicted hit song of 2005? ...

    The Laziest Men on Mars - All Your Base

  85. Nothing can make you like something... by crovira · · Score: 1

    Just because some marketing 'droid calls something 'hot' doesn't mean that anyone out there's gonna like it.

    Frequent repetition will utterly kill the radio station that falls for the hype.

    Its not a question of skepticism (though the next time it will be engaged,) or of the quality of the hype, or of the quantity.

    As long as people listen to other people, that will have a wide spread filter for the crap that's out there.

    In a way I don't envy the industry. The very thing that make a band, word of mouth, also kills a band.

    Either you're for real of your getting a day job...

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  86. Neither AI nor real intelligence by karnat10 · · Score: 1

    This type of system tends to minimize or eliminate fresh new types of music.

    So they must have been using it all the time...

    Seriously, this just shows how redundant the "music" industry is. In a market scenario, it would be the customer who chooses what's hot or not among many different channels. Instead, we have a monopolistic dinosaur industry which aims to control the channels and thus the customer's decision. And at the same time they are talking about choice!. Goebbels could have learned from them. Like the Nazis did, they are pouring billions into propaganda.

    And $5,000 for the hit-or-not software.

    Ah yes, and $1,000 for the artist.

    But I'm confident they will stumble upon their own stupidity. Every arrogant industry has gone this way... bye bye!

  87. An even better, proven, one .. by torpor · · Score: 1

    ... Make Your Own.

    Seriously. The days of the hegemonous rockstar are over.

    Good riddance.

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  88. Yay! More elevator music! by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    This will streamline the music even more than today. Rest asure that this will ignite a counter culture.

    I really hope that the music industry misses that train and culture is being sold from artist to consumer. Whats missing is the liberation of the radio stations who currently seems to play anything the music bizz tosses at them.

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  89. MOD PARENT UP by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    funny stuff, they ripped THEMSELVES off, my local "rock" (and i use the term loosely) station played this one night, it was hilarious. for those of you wondering, it plays their original song in one speaker and the new song in the other, it pretty much sounds like ONE song with different lyrics on each side

    i hate my local "rock's cutting edge" station, (105.7 The X) EVERYTHING they play has that "Nickelback drone" sound, basically you drag out a long scuzzy chord progression slowly while you growl your horrible depressing lyrics over it. I hate that kind of music, the only other thing the station plays is lame hair-metal from the 80's. Apparently Clear Channel doesn't think that central PA is sophisticated(?) enough for The Killers or Modest Mouse or any INTERESTING music out there.

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  90. Wouldn't this actually be... by goofyspouse · · Score: 1

    ...an AS (artificial stupidity) bot?

  91. My first reaction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell is Al Bots and why should he get to choose?

  92. Automatically composing "hit" music without artist by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

    We now have an algorithm for scoring a piece of music on it's "hit potential".

    So how long until this is combined with a genetic algorithm or simulated annealing to automatically pump out "hit" after "hit" without the need of those pesky artists?

  93. The REAL secret... by DeckardJK · · Score: 1

    "And just as with athletes and performance-enhancing drugs, there is a remarkable reluctance to talk about it."

    Don't let McCain hear this... last thing we need is an RIAA drug testing policy. Then we'll have no more good music. ;)

  94. It's kind of ironic by bennomatic · · Score: 1
    The labels seem not to see what's good for them.

    When CDs came out, they were really expensive to the consumer, and they stayed that way for a long time, although the cost to the record companies dropped quickly. Many execs took that extra money home, but many invested it wisely.

    The rapid drop in production cost made it possible for major labels to take chances on minor bands. Because of the costs of manufacturing, packaging and shipping vinyl, they used to have to do a run of at least 50,000 records to make a new band worthwhile. With the diminuitive CD, that dropped to 10,000. Because of that, record companies were able to roll the dice on lots of bands who were just enough outside the mainstream that they'd never have otherwise gotten on a major label.

    From Laaz Rockit to Greenday, the late 80's saw an explosion of diversity. Not all of it weas quality, but people were able to find more stuff to their liking than ever before, and it was reflected in sales. The inflation-adjusted price of the CD was still WAY above that of the record, but people were buying more music per capita than ever before. And it was the little bands that were doing it. Michael Jackson used to be the big winner for his label, but do you know ANYONE who bought HIStory?

    Then I'm not sure what happened. I guess bands like NKOTB started tapping the HUGE kid-pop market with formulaic music performed by no-talent lip-syncing meat-mannequins. I know that the sort of music was available before (i.e. Menudo), but I worked security at one of the NKOTB shows, and the love and dedication I saw in the eyes of the 4- to 14-year olds in that crowd of 60,000 at the Oakland Coliseum was amazing. This music was being rammed down their eardrums, and they were loving it.

    Follow it up with similarly targeted bands composed of ex-mouseketeers like N-Sync, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, and suddenly you've found a formula that makes the mega-stars mega-important again. Queue up Jessica and Ashlee and all the other teen queens with super-managed images and dubious levels of talent.

    I think it's like the story of the goose and the golden egg. The record companies are on a meeeee toooooo run with the trash and with diversity killers like this AI system. But it's just a golden egg. The goose they're killing is the diversity they had for one brief glimmering moment.

    The good news is that, with the advent of the Internet, no one record company owns music distribution. They want to put severely limited DRM on their music? Fine! They want to only push stuff that is guaranteed to sell on the mass market? Fine! What'll happen eventually will be a rise of the niche label again, and the fall of the dinosaurs. It might not be quite as dramatic as all that, but the music-sales-bot is not the end of good music. It's just the end of good corporate music.

    But me, I'd rather give my money directly to the bands, anyway.

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    1. Re:It's kind of ironic by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      If I had modpoints, you'd have one, Sir.

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  95. Re:This is why I listen to classical music on radi by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I'm the only guy who's so totally jaded to new music that I touch nothing new, period.

    Not at all. I get home from work, turn on NPR. Once their news/talk/interview stuff is done at 8:00 I sometimes leave it on at a lower volume, sometimes turn it off, and sometimes fire up iTunes. Never any "new" "music" involved.

    I'd *love* to find some new music, but so very little of what's coming out today is worth a damn. It's all either watered down or off-key.

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  96. Re:Is there any escape from noise?!? - Negativland by centcomm · · Score: 1

    Obscure Negativland reference: +5! http://www.negativland.com

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  97. Generated? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
    Next up: bots that generate pop music.
    Ever heard that song "My my my" by Arnand van Helden, which is currently festering on a couple of Euro dance charts? I'm not sure if it's generated, by I think it proves that the public is definitely ready for generated music. It's an (admittedly catchy) basic beat with some 'lyrics', consisting of 4 short sentences repeated over and over and over again; there's no bridge, no refrain, no variation except that the lyrics are sometimes sung in a slightly different rythm or note, and of course the currently so ubiqutous Q-filter (I think that's the name), which makes the music sound 'pinched off' to a greater or lesser degree.

    If songs like these are indicative of the tastes of today's youth, I weep for the future.
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    1. Re:Generated? by pod · · Score: 1

      Unfair. AvH, and this track (as opposed to song) is house. Notice the long and relatively monotonous lead-in and outro (used by djs to setup the track for live mixing) and various transitions in the main body. It is for dance halls, not radio. That it's found its way there, well, so be it. There are many that do, but that is not their intention. Buying a CD with such a track would be pointless, as it's not that great by itself. Rather it should be skillfully mixed in with other tracks and played live.

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  98. Formula Music by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps yet another nail in the coffin for 'traditional/pop' music.

    Thankfully, i only listen to alternative..

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  99. MPAA already using this technology: by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Synthetic Pitch 001: Create a film starring Adam Sandler, where he falls in love with ... a golden retriever.

    "Puppy Love" coming soon to theaters.

    Synthetic Pitch 002: ...

  100. What makes music "popular" by teeloo · · Score: 2, Informative
    I took an interesting course at York Univerisity called History of Popular Music 1945-Present. The thesis was that all music that is popular to the American and European mainstream has specific characteristics. What we did in the course was to compare (arrangement, notes) the versions of popular "rock and roll" songs and the original "rhythm and blues" version (ie. Elvis' "Hound Dog" originally sang by Willie Thornton).

    The differences were consistent. It was obvious that mainstream versions had african musical characteristics (rhythm based) whereas the popular versions were more european influenced (melody and harmony).

    If you listen to what is mainstream music today, the same patterns emerge. Virtually all pop songs follow the same template. The chorus and verses are always in the same places, the breaks are always at the 3/4 mark etc...

    The beats are also important. Pop music relies heavily on the 4/4 beat, with the accent on the downbeat. African influenced musics have a lot of syncopation (accent on the off beat). Syncopation is what makes something "funky".

    Lastly, there is a great book called "How to Have a Number One The Easy Way" by the KLF. Its online here: http://www.tomrobinson.com/work/klf.htm

    Just follow this to the T and they guarantee you a hit. Its really just a matter of following certain rules and watering down to the least common denominator.

  101. from TFA by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


    But why do we really like the music that we like?

    Becuase we're told to. The fiasco that is Ashlee Simpson verifies this: she came from nowhere, is obviously bad to even the most undiscerning listener, but all of a sudden she's everywhere because she got signed up for the "Star Treatment Package", $19.95.

    They push crap like this down our throats because they think they have a "product" and don't care enough to think about it too hard; then they blame poor sales on pirates. Thank God for internet radio. Those bastards are going to sell out to irrelevance if they aren't very careful.

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    1. Re:from TFA by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but she's totally hot, dude.

    2. Re:from TFA by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      The fiasco that is Ashlee Simpson verifies this

      I happen to like her songs, whether she wrote them or not, and I like her raspy voice, it has qualities of Sheryl Crow and Marianne Faithful. It's not the typical squeaky girl pop. You're doing exactly what you are complaining about. You're saying she sucks because it's popular right now to say she sucks.

      "Shadow" is a good song about what it's like to always live your life being compared to someone you have no ability or desire to be like and finding your own identity. "Pieces of Me" of is a really good song about someone who is not the paxil/ativan-popping norm we are seeing. She's complicated and moody and she has found love and that feels really good. I've yet to hear anything from her that people wouldn't be claiming is perfection and poetry if Jewel had done it.

      Pop music is supposed to be easy to listen to with lyrics that anyone can relate to, that's what makes it popular.

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    3. Re:from TFA by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      You're doing exactly what you are complaining about. You're saying she sucks because it's popular right now to say she sucks.
      No, I think I can speak for the OP and myself when I say that we say she sucks because it has been proven that she can't sing without a backing track. She can't do the one thing she is paid to do.
      And Jewel plays guitar and writes her own songs. Ashlee has a hired crew to write for her.

  102. Re:Is there any escape from noise?!? - Negativland by elmegil · · Score: 1

    Must be made +10!! This was the first thing I thought of when I read the title.

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  103. Apropos quote at bottom of Slashdot page by Knight2K · · Score: 1

    Saw this quote at the bottom of the page when reading the comments on this article:

    One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor... is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics. -- N. Wiener

    Slashcode doesn't pick quotes based on context, right? Never seen a quote that seems to fit the discussion so perfectly.

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  104. I remember very well by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0

    Remember the good old days when the listeners picked the hits?

    Yes, I remember. It was yesterday, when I picked a new Li Yúndí's CD with Chopin's scherzi. I am listening to the most brilliant performance of Frédéric Chopin's scherzo no. 2 in B flat minor op. 31 I have ever heard, right now as we speak. This kid is truly amazing. My point is: who cares what are the hits? We are not forced to listen to them any more than we are forced to eat at McDonald's.

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    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  105. Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by swb · · Score: 1

    What accounts for the continuing popularity of the "classic rock" format, then? I'll wager it made some sense in the (early) 1980s when some of the bands that fit this format actually put out new records, toured and looked like something other than Dorian Gray's portrait.

    My wife and I were at a restaurant and the muzak being played was a string of classic rock songs; we wondered if anyone noticed that the music they were listening to was in some cases nearly 40 years old. I can't remember the widespread popularity of 40 year old music in 1985, other than an AM station that played Glenn Miller type music that even MY parents wouldn't listen to, and they were born in '35.

    Even today bands like Aerosmith, Elton John, Rolling Stones, etc are STILL featured on TV or other SuperMegaPopStar events. It makes you wonder if we need to wait 20 years for them all to finally die off before something else will replace them, besides the continual churn in the narrow top 10 category.

    1. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by router · · Score: 1

      Its because boomers are still ramming their music down the throats of everyone who came after them. There is probably not a jukebox in this country without the zep, beatles, or stones in it. Its all I hear in commercials. In fact, that's normal boomer behavior, to ram their crap down our throats and tell us how we will never have it as good as they did....

      I can't wait until they stop destroying my world.

      andy

    2. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The boomers are all aware of this situation where the music from 40 years ago is being constantly pumped into public spaces and how much it annoys people (like younger people of so-called 'Gen X') who don't share a cultural identification with these recordings. Mostly though, they don't care if only because they happen to like this music.
      The blame is not on the 'boomers' themselves but instead on the music industry. These 40-year-old recordings are the cheapest and most cost-effective way to fill public space with background music. Every time one of these recordings gets played in public, someone, somewhere gets paid off. Every time.
      The only way to make these recordings disappear from public space is to change the financial framework of the music 'publishing' industry, which determines who gets the money whenever these recordings are played in public space. But that's simply not going to happen without forcing the disintegration of the music industry. One more argument to 'pirate' music recordings and swap music files without money transfers.
      'Blaming the boomers' is too easy because even if all the boomers were to disappear tomorrow nothing that they are assumed to control would actually change. Boomers are just filling slots in a 'system of power' that itself needs to be changed for your life to get better.

    3. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "'Blaming the boomers' is too easy because even if all the boomers were to disappear tomorrow nothing that they are assumed to control would actually change."

      Well, I think part of the problem is...the dearth of good music to come after the bands of the 70's-80's. In the past...music evolved...southern black blues...from those ideas...Elvis, Chuck Berry...older rock and roll led to the rock of the 60's...Zeppelin at the start of the 70's....All these artists took from the past and made their own music from it and moved music foward.

      Somewhere in the late 80's early 90's...I think this 'chain' was somehow broken. What happened to the 'new' super groups to carry on and carry forward? Maybe it had to do with MTV...when what you looked like became as important, and at times now, MORE important than what you sound like and how you play. Maybe it was the record companies that took such control, just looking for the quick one time wonders, make $$ and move on.

      Whatever it is...for some reason, nothing came along to take these guys' places. What bands to day CAN sell out large stadium shows consistantly? This stuff is being played because there IS a market for it. They cannot force anything down your throat. I'm frankly surprised how popular older groups like Zeppelin, Stones and AC/DC are with younger kids today. I mean, the fact that the Zeppelin DVD was one of the largest selling music videos is amazing. I'm starting to take guitar lessons myself...and I hear young kids in there...10-15 years old, learning Zeppelin riffs. Why is that? I'd say it is because it is just GOOD music...but, then, I'm a little prejudiced on this.

      If there was a group out today putting out music of the caliber of the older groups, surely it would have demand...and these older groups would fade away. But, for whatever reason....there are no great groups out there that can command the attention of the general public as a whole and have time to succeed, mature and consistantly put out good music. And, it seems today, that music genre's are so fragmented...rock, classic rock, hard rock, blues rock, heavy metal, speed metal, death metal...etc.

      On another note...what exactly are the years for Baby Boomers? I thought it was the group born of WW2 era.....but, often I see people born in the early-mid 60's included in there...and that doesn't seem right...

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    4. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Whatever it is...for some reason, nothing came along to take these guys' places. What bands to day CAN sell out large stadium shows consistantly? This stuff is being played because there IS a market for it. They cannot force anything down your throat. I'm frankly surprised how popular older groups like Zeppelin, Stones and AC/DC are with younger kids today. I mean, the fact that the Zeppelin DVD was one of the largest selling music videos is amazing. I'm starting to take guitar lessons myself...and I hear young kids in there...10-15 years old, learning Zeppelin riffs. Why is that? I'd say it is because it is just GOOD music...but, then, I'm a little prejudiced on this


      I totally agree. I'm 17, and in my opinion Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Queen, Pink Floyd, etc. are the only music worth listening to. Frankly, 98% of modern music SUCKS. The reason those old songs are still popular is that the music and lyrics are excellent, unlike the crap tunes and crap lyrics of today. Modern music seems to consist of about 5 measures looped over and over with some simplistic/whiny/plain stupid lyrics grunted/groaned over it.

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    5. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Well, I think part of the problem is...the dearth of good music to come after the bands of the 70's-80's. In the past...music evolved...southern black blues...from those ideas...Elvis, Chuck Berry...older rock and roll led to the rock of the 60's...

      One overlooked reason there was such a creative explosion of popular music in the 60's and 70's was that Black (African-American) music had been segragated from white US mainstream music until that time. The Black music tradition had developed for a hundred years since the US Civil War but it was isolated from mainstream white culture (except for a few individual artists (Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Scott Joplin and styles like Dixieland Jazz and Ragtime). In the 1960's young white people started actively researching and learning Black music and adapting it to top-40 styles. Plus for the first time there was lots of crossover of Black artists and record companies like Motown to become hugely popular.
      By the early 1980's, this source of new musical inspiration had been fully explored and the Black and mainstream white music styles began to split again. Pop music is as segregated now as it was in the 1940's. Few Black artists are mainstream A-list money entertainers in the mostly white music genres (like Country) and even fewer whites are accepted as first-rate artists in the Black genres like Hip-Hop.

      Anyway, if you're learning guitar allow me to suggest searching the web for tablatures of classic rock and pop songs. Most of the best stuff from that era has been written out and posted. I've seen whole web sites explaining how to play every last guitar note in Stairway To Heaven.
      Another great way to learn guitar is to download MIDI files of favorite songs. Then get a music notation program like MIDIsoft Studio4 that will display the sheet music from the MIDI file. If you can read music (anyone can learn), you can figure out what all the notes are in the solos and what the chord structures are.
      The local public library may have guitar books with CDs inside that show how to play every lick and styles that would take years to figure out on your own.
      Look for cheap synths and stomp boxes on eBay. Plastic box stuff like Rocktek and Arion flangers, delays, and distortions sound great and sell for $10-$15.

    6. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Hello,
      If you're interested in 'Classic Rock' let me suggest taking it a step further and learning how to actually play this music on guitar.
      Learning guitar is easier now than ever before. Get any guitar and the try searching the web for tablatures of classic rock and pop songs. Most of the best stuff from that era has been written out and posted. I've seen whole web sites explaining how to play every last guitar note in Stairway To Heaven.
      Another great way to learn guitar is to download MIDI files of favorite songs. Then get a music notation program like MIDIsoft Studio4 that will display the sheet music from the MIDI file. If you can read music (anyone can learn), you can figure out what all the notes are in the solos and what the chord structures are.
      The local public library may have guitar books with CDs inside that show how to play every lick and styles that would take years to figure out on your own.
      Look for cheap synths and stomp boxes on eBay. Plastic box stuff like Rocktek and Arion flangers, delays, and distortions sound great and sell for $10-$15.
      Also try tuning the strings down one half step or one whole step to D-G-C-F-A-D. Without so much tension on the strings, they are easier to bend which makes it easier to play super-intense lead guitar solos and riffs. A lot of professional metal guitarists do this.

      Best of luck.

    7. Re:Bands of the past -- staying in the past? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "By the early 1980's, this source of new musical inspiration had been fully explored and the Black and mainstream white music styles began to split again. Pop music is as segregated now as it was in the 1940's. Few Black artists are mainstream A-list money entertainers in the mostly white music genres (like Country) and even fewer whites are accepted as first-rate artists in the Black genres like Hip-Hop."

      Well...I think a lot had to do with the fact that predominately black music ceased to be 'musical'. Instead of playing instruments...funky beats, and great vocals...with rap, it has degraded into sampled instruments...drum machines...and shouted or spoken words. There have been a few hip hop songs that I thought were ok..and some kinda funny...but, in large part I do consider the terms rap and music to be mutually exclusive terms....

      Thanks for the info...I have been looking into web sources for guitar. I'm taking lessons with a teacher, but, have managed to get PowerTabs working on linux (midi playback is still a little problem)..and I just got a Pod XT with all the extra packs and a 4 switch medal for it off eBay last week...already sound cool. I can dial up about any good cabinet from the past, and the old stomp boxes on it. My amp is an older Fender Twin Reverb I got a good deal on in a vintage shop...so, I now have crystal clear tone when I want it..and distortion all over too...

      Now...just gotta learn how to actually play the instrument better...

      :-)

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  106. Re:Eigenradio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eigenradio already does this by analyzing top 40 music and generating new music based on that. Too bad it sounds horrible.

  107. where is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone post that junk on alt.binaries.warez, please :)

  108. AI Foolers by joNDoty · · Score: 1

    "... 95% of hit songs in the past 50 years are high scorers ..."

    I'd like to know which 5% of past hit songs did NOT score well on this AI test!


    Similarly, I'd love to hear a horrible piece of music that scores a 10 on this baby. I'm sure out of the hundreds of thousands of songs that have flopped over the years, you could find a few that pass the specific chord progression, pitch, rhythm, and volume tests with flying colors :-)

  109. sh*t clustered is still just sh*t by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They can cluster Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears all they want. Just please, pretty please, don't kill any newborn Pink Floyds or Deep Purples with some junky software. This would make me fold little paper boats from my IT degree, that's for sure.

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    1. Re:sh*t clustered is still just sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that Pink Floyd and Deep Purple are good music?

      HA HA HA!

      Oh my, maybe I would too, if I smoked what you do.

  110. how it works by Neo's+Nemesis · · Score: 1

    * first they invite the artist to a lonely dark place.
    * [lots of yucky stuff and moaning and panting]
    * based on the pitch of moans and efficiency of bjs, the artist is rated
    * based on rating, they pick out a hit track, rename it as the one by that and present the artist to the recording company along with the scores

    all get happy

  111. Yeah I did that a while ago by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

    grep --count baby lyrics.txt

    can I have my $5200 licensing fee now? :}

  112. Obligatory 1984 quote by s4nt · · Score: 1

    Well here in eurasia, our bots produce the hits!!!

  113. SNL already parodying this technology: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saturday Night Live parodied MPAA's creation of movies, making a roulette-style gameshow starring movie producers.

    1. Re:SNL already parodying this technology: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GP was South Park - Cartman is a cardboard box robot and makes Butters $100 per movie idea - Butters sends the money to poor children in the third world. The windfall ends when the big studio exec asks Cartman "if he is a 'pleasure' model".

  114. FYI: Some Frank Zappa quotes.... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    • Modern music is a sick puppy.
    • It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right...Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
    • Reporter: This is a personal thing, I think that if you wanted to make top ten hits and sell millions of records, you could.
      Frank Zappa: Yeah, but who wants to go through life with a tiny nose and one glove on?
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  115. This kinda stuff makes me ashamed to be a musician by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but I subscribe to the "music's in your blood" theory of being a musician. You've gotta have the passion and the drive to get it out, as well as the desire to explore your creativity. At least that's the way I think.

    When people pay several thousand dollars to have a computer tell them what kinda of music they should be making, they're no longer musicians in my book. At this point, they become money grubbing attention whores, incapable of original thought or expresion.

    While the real musicians are out honing their craft, and improving themselves, these "plastic musicians" are out trying to find a shortcut to easy street via techniques as this.

    The only bright spot for real musicians these days is the fact that as the Net and other technologies become more prevelant, there's many more options for the average listener (the one's who think that if it's not on the radio, then it's not real music). In fact I think that the growing success of podcasting, and shoutcasting is a direct result of people finally getting fed up with the crap that radio forces upon us! Once people realize that they too can easily "dial in" something other than the next Jessica Simpson lipsync'd hit, then this industry will slowly die away.

    As proof of this, scan Shoutcast sometime, or hook up with some podcast feeds. You'll soon notice that there's hardly any cookie-cutter pop music being played on them.

  116. And do you singing now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously not!

    See, the formula is correct.

  117. Bah! Music's Been Going Downhill... by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    ...ever since Disco died! (Honey, where'd you put my white polyester suit and gold chains?)

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  118. No dollars? by Laaserboy · · Score: 1

    HSS doesn't come cheap. At 4,000 (£2,800) to score a finished CD it's no surprise that some are viewing it with suspicion.

    Oh no! America has lost its edge. Not only did a Spanish company produce the software, but there is no dollar figure in the article.

  119. New feature for music libraries by dnhughes · · Score: 1

    What if you came up with set of criteria and ran your music library through it. Then your player could rcognize what music you are playing/skipping and automatically adjust the playlist to trend toward things you are listening to at the momemnt. Forget random... now it's an educated guess.

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  120. Tweak one song... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I were a musician, I'd tweak just one song to become a radio hit... and count on people buying my record so they can hear the music I really wanted to make.

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  121. Maybe. by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    Or maybe these techniques are letting musicians dial in to what we culturally desire most in terms of music.

    If Bachelor Chow has all the essential needs for life, who are you to disparage it?

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  122. Wanted: Whitehat hacker by tezza · · Score: 1
    *[hack hack hack]*

    s/Britney Spears/Beta Band/gi;
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  123. Aren't They Measuring Their Own Marketing? by scaltagi_the_pirate · · Score: 1

    How are they determining hit songs? I mean obviously there has to be a set of 'hit' songs to derive the successful characteristics from. However, since the inception of pop music, they have used questionable tactics to get people to purchase music (e.g. paying radio stations to increase paying). And by that, aren't they only really selecting the songs that they told people to purchase or like, and not the ones that people actually like and would be a hit by themselves? You can't choose a set of unbiased hits, from a set that has already been biased by their marketing.

  124. This is the *real* response to downloaders by wishlish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe the RIAA has decided that, since we've all downloaded the *good* music, they're just going to create crappy pop syrup that no person with two ears will want on his hard drive. If they put enough Ashlee Simpson records out, eventually the downloaders will give up looking new music, and the industry can go back to overcharging for silver platters with decent music.

    Secret Industry Memo
    From: RIAA
    To: All artists

    Don't forget- Every time a crappy song is played on the radio, a downloader goes to hell. So record CRAP!

  125. Anyone have any example scores? by TimeZone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just out of curiosity, I'd like to see how some of my favourite songs score on such a system. I have a hard time believing that 'Echoes', 'Shine on..', or other great music fits their calcuations very well.
    TZ

    1. Re:Anyone have any example scores? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're right - but one thing I did notice is on their website: "Polyphonic HMI has developed proprietary music analysis technologies capable of identifying music preferences of a user or the whole current recorded music market and intelligently selecting music to recommend to the user...".

      Now the way I interpret that is - their software has the capability of identifying one particular user's preference for music, and then analyzing results from all other songs, suggesting ones that match.

      If this is the case, my reaction is quite different from the rest of the crowd - I think this is marvelous! If people had the capacity to run such a search, it would help identify target bands/songs to listen to... I know I would love having time to sit around and play with the thing for a few days. Even if it's not entirely accurate, still giving a few good hits would prove to be most useful. Although TZ, I can completely relate as well as I don't think that many people find "Cluster One" one of their all-time favorite songs.

      I say open source it! Dream on, I know, but it's a wonderful thought. Eventually one day we might have the ability for this on the desktop.

      Oh and to all the people who's first reaction to complain and say "music's gonna suck now, etc"... all I have to say is: The problem isn't with the technology - it's the (mis)use of it that causes problems.

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  126. Overpriced, so people don't figure it out by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    You can't just buy the application; you have to pay $5000 per run. That keeps people from figuring it out.

    Otherwise, you could put a genetic algorithm and a synthesizer on the job. Use the HSS application as an evaluation function, and let it crank until it had composed an optimal song. Or just run every free MP3 on the web through. (Now that would be a good idea. Somewhere, there may be a garage band that doesn't suck.)

    There's a similar program to predict Wine Advisor scores. If that were easily available, people would be synthesizing the optimal wine.

    1. Re:Overpriced, so people don't figure it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As they said on South Park, "Simpsons Did It"

      AI genius guy
      October, 1995, Most Prolific Musician of All Time. A Creativity Machine, trained on top-ten melodies over the preceding 30 years proceeds to invent 11,000 new musical hooks that are promptly copyrighted. Interestingly enough human musical artists disdain the copyright, protesting that "only human minds can conceive music!" Thaler holds back on a million song database generated via Creativity Machine in view of the spirited response from human artists. ...On the flip side, computational musicians don't get it either, feeling that they can do the same thing, spending months or years concocting new works of art via computer. What they don't realize was that only a few hours had been spent by Thaler in translating sheet music to a representation more conducive to neural nets. Beyond that, Creativity Machine function was spontaneous and voluminous.
      The one that is really freaky and may prove to be a real science realm where AI outdoes humans is the materials research thing.
      Of course, more frightening for us sporting foil fashions are the other projects he has going...

      Actually, I think he or Paul Graham talked about how the music industry could use AI/pattern matching/social networking to create a service to help predict what new (to that individual) music would appeal to them based on their past tastes.
      Wow, a legit way that the RIAA could actually add value and sell more old and new artists. - If anyone has the link for that article, please post - TIA.
  127. Go away, you're not 21 by tepples · · Score: 1

    why not form an indy band and get some gigs

    Three things:

    • A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio aren't 21. Most venues in my area that admit independent bands are bars.
    • A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio can't afford instruments nor music lessons.
    • At least one Slashdot user seems to think that all the melodies are already taken.
    1. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio aren't 21. Most venues in my area that admit independent bands are bars.

      Most bars will allow musicians under 21 to perform in their establishments. I don't know if your state has some kind of strict law about this, but in general they will admit you if you are performing (and thereby bringing them income). I never had a problem with this when I was under 21.

      A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio can't afford instruments nor music lessons.

      Bad excuse! Blues, folk, and hip hop were all created by people who lived in poverty. Sure, you may not have the money for a brand new Fender Jimi Hendrix model Stratocaster - I would recommend visiting a pawn shop. Get some friends together, buy some crappy instruments, teach yourself to play, and make some noise! You won't regret it.

    2. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All your points are well-taken and insightful:

      Nevertheless,

      Many people think that bars are horrible places to be in. If you don't like alcohol that much, hate loud, constant, unequalized sound and dark, smelly places, and don't have a lot of money...bars totally suck. People need to develop tiny amplifiers that are the size of paperback books with great sound along with inexpensive but expressive musical instruments and play in coffeeshops and fast-food places late in the evening when they are not busy.

      - Instruments can be bought cheaply now on eBay and Craigslist. Music can be learned from the internet and music educational software.

      - Basically the global music corporations Do have the legal resources to prove that they 'own' every melody ever written and every story ever told. That's why it's becoming increasing important to develop culture outside of the corporate framework and to continue to build (through file-sharing and 100 gigabyte hard disk swapping) vast individual private libraries of 'pirated' material in order to keep the public domain (which is everything that has been broadcast on a public media like radio and TV) available for ourselves and for future generations.

    3. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by tepples · · Score: 1

      Most bars will allow musicians under 21 to perform in their establishments.

      However, do they permit non-musicians under 21 to listen in their establishments? The RIAA's power comes from people buying its labels' CDs, and they often buy RIAA CDs because they don't know anything else exists. By controlling just about every all-ages venue, the RIAA and Clear Challen maintain their captive audience of teen-age listeners.

      Get some friends together, buy some crappy instruments, teach yourself to play, and make some noise!

      Play which songs? Conspicuous by its absence is your response to the third point of the argument, the conjectured ownership of every melody under the sun by the major music publishers.

    4. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      What are you complaining about? If you are under 21, you have all the time in the world to pickup a musical instrument. And why does money have to be attached to it? As I said, you can just jam with friends who share the same interest (I've done that when I was a young man - and enjoyed it more than listening to any album I have ever heard. I played trumpet for 10 years, and took piano lessons a long time ago; I do know how to read music - took some music composition in college, and played keyboards for a group I jammed with when I lived in England; have written and recorded my own music - and I was dirt poor at the time and any money I didn't spend on my car and food went into the music).

      I'm 40 now and teaching myself (along with my 5 year old) to play the guitar. Not only am I getting enjoyment from it - my 5 year old will have a skill she can use to entertain herself and people around her for years to come - without putting a penny into the RIAA's bank account.

      Music is a part of life - make it an active, rather than a passive event.

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    5. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio aren't 21. Most venues in my area that admit independent bands are bars."

      Dunno where you live...but, down here in New Orleans...you can get into places serving alcohol if you are 18...you just don't get the wristband at 21+ person does...and therefore can't drink..but, you can see the band.

      "A lot of people complaining about quality of music on commercial radio can't afford instruments nor music lessons."

      Another poster on this link made a great statement...you don't have to be rich to play. Just dedicated. People like Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, Pete Townshend...got their first guitars from parents that couldn't really afford much...get a cheap one at the local pawn shop. Lessons are nice, but, you can teach yourself a great deal if you're just interested. If you've got a guitar...and an internet connections..TONS of info out there. Like Cyberfret .There's also lots of books out there....

      I'd venture to guess that most of the guitarists of the supergroups of the past all were from very poor families....and didn't get formal lessons...

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    6. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Play which songs?

      Any songs you like - as long as you are not transmitting it to the public and not charging money for the performance (transmission would be recordings, radio or internet transmission or the like).

      Extract from the Copyright Law:

      Exemptions:
      (4) performance of a nondramatic literary or musical work otherwise than in a transmission to the public, without any purpose of direct or indirect commercial advantage and without payment of any fee or other compensation for the performance to any of its performers, promoters, or organizers, if--

      (A) there is no direct or indirect admission charge


      So you can play any songs you like, as long as not making money off the deal. You could basically stand on a street corner and perform any song you like.

      You are under the misinformed impression that you have less rights than you really have.

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  128. Two related news stories by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    Jan 18, 2005: BMG reported today that an unknown hacker has broken into their central computers. While the company would not confirm or deny the intended targets of the attack, industry analysts suggest that the HSS, or Hit Song Selector, programs may have been targetted.

    Jan 19, 2005: Tune into your local radio station today to hear the latest single from BMG! Britney Spears' "Badgers Badgers Badgers!"

  129. Software? by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to playing a song live and gauging fan reaction? Then again, I guess that would require being able to play live...

  130. How did past hits score? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be greatly interested in seeing how past hits score with this system. Obviously some, like the ill-conceived "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys, would probably score well, as it sounds like every other Beach Boys hit (almost to the point of parody).

    But what about songs that were on the leading front of changes in musical taste? Specifically, I wonder how songs by Hendrix or Dylan would fare? Or the Sex Pistols and the Ramones?

    This sounds like a great tool to create songs that would have been popular six months before, but not six months from now. Unless there is some way for the tool to forecast the tastes of the music buying public?

  131. Doesn't anyone know anything real? by Magnetic_Monopole · · Score: 1

    Everyone seems to be complaining about art or the nature of art. Jeez. Doesn't anyone know the algorithm? Only algorithms are true art. That and the Mac Mini.

    Why isn't there an Open Source art detector?

  132. TWO WORDS by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    Acid Jazz

    Actually there are a lot more words, but "Hit" is not one of them.

    "Mass Culture" is something done with bacteria, not people.

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  133. Open-source it! by TopherC · · Score: 1

    My first reaction to this was that this MUST be a hoax. It's just the kind of thing my friends and I would have joked about in high school. For the record, we also came up with the McCow which is a rectangular (well cuboid) bovine that's stackable. These occasionally get loaded onto trolley cars and driven through an astroturf pasture for the visitors. But that's another story...

    My second reaction is that for this to be in any way scientific, we need free access to the source code. It sounds like we're presented with basically one alrogithm that converts a song into 2 or 3 numbers, and these are compared with the distribution of other known-to-be-popular songs. Well, what happens when these algorithms change? How stable are the results against using different algorithms or different constants or different datasets of known-good music? The lack of this kind of in-depth analysis (which would have to be done by an independant party to have any validity) calls into question the whole technique.

    I still don't like the idea of a computer algorithm helping to determine what future songs get airplay, but maybe it's not any worse then our present situation. Today we have "top-40" stations with play lists less than 20 songs deep, and big-wigs that listen for the hook in the first 15 (IIRC) seconds of a song.

  134. Norah Jones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the marketing blitz (which she didn't get)

    I realize that the frenzy is not as intense as when say, a new Britney Spears album comes out, but most indy bands would kill for even 1/100th of the publicity she has been getting.

  135. Magnatunes by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    *cough*Magnatune*cough*

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  136. So what? (and not chords) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So its Eurovision Song Contest in a bottle. Not worth gnashing a tooth over.

  137. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The retard that modded parent Offtopic has now stepped outside to polish his Yugo. Parent comment is spot on topic and better than most of the comments in this thread.

  138. Ha, I win! by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

    The recording industry is using an algorithm to determine what songs are going to sell best? Checkmate. Use the algorithm to design a real-time generator of hit-worthy pop music. Congrats, you've just dealt the final blow to an already damaged recording industry. They didn't adapt. They were warned.

  139. Re:This is why I listen to classical music on radi by Saige · · Score: 1

    I posted it elsewhere in the thread, but you should check out AudioScrobbler. You'll create an account there, download a plug-in for your media player (in your case, iTunes), and configure it. It will automatically submit every song you listen to (assuming you have them tagged right) to the site.

    After a few hundred listens (or a bit more, they're adding new hardware soon to speed things up), it'll generate "musical neighbors" for you - a list of people whose musical taste is most like yours. You can browse their top lists to get ideas for music to check out, or look at the "similar artists" pages for the artists you like, which are generated via similar means.

    As it's all generated based on what people are actually listening to, instead of crap like "genre" or such, it's of rather good quality.

    I've found an incredible amount of new music I like recently due to the site. Almost half of my top list now is stuff I've found in the last few months. It is definitely something to look at.

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  140. Mod Parent Up! by anuj · · Score: 1

    I echo most honest musicians' take on this (as stated) .. but also do want to say that even mainstream music has become polarized - 5-10 years ago, it used to be pretty much homogenized crap, but now it's split up into utter crap and "hmm, this is actually not bad" - i think a lot of "sellout" musicians have made it past their freshman/sophomoric label-satisfying cookie-cutter crap and are fighting for their creative independence.

    i mean - alter bridge's record actually has two or three honest to goodness 16th-note riffin' metal tunes instead of your average nu-metal whole-note compressed-guitar crap, and these guys used to be CREED, ffs!

    and yet, you have your ashlee simpsons and *insert yet another actress-turned-talented-musician here*s .. (although once again, in the spirit of polarization, minnie driver's record sounds like it's worth checking out), so i guess there is still balance.

    ~A

    ps: my post in no way intends to take honest musical credit from the bands that are still struggling to get their voices heard and deserve to and probably never will, nor does it intend to overlook the initial sell-out-age of the bands in question in the body of the post.

    pps: shameless self-promotion: blatant innuendo :)

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  141. More white bread, please!-Attention please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The music industry has proven again and again that "time" no longer matters. "

    No. Customers with short attention spans have shown that it matters a great deal.

    "They want acts like Spears, Maroon5, etc who rise to the top of the charts quickly through marketing, consolidation, and payoffs, and who are only there for a short time before the next big thing hits."

    Sure explains the "nostalgia" market.

    "Touring, actual music playing, and actual singing are overrated. The HSS printout says so."

    Same thinking that's putting your job overseas.

  142. Two experiments I'd like to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A complaint that seems to be going around is that this would destroy creativity in music and force artists to stick to a formula, giving us more of the same crap. If I'm thinking straight here, that wouldn't necessarily be the case. TFA mentioned that some U2 songs were in the same cluster as Beethoven; clearly, from a listener's standpoint, there's a huge difference. This is only looking at various mathematical properties of the music, and the actual sound can vary.

    Two experiments I would want to do:

    TFA mentioned that they were considering marketing a jazz musician to a different demographic because his music fell in the same cluster.
    Experiment 1: have a sample of people list their 10-20 favorite songs. See how often they fall in the same cluster, to see if songs in the same cluster tend to appeal to the same people.

    Experiment 2:
    In your cluster diagram, create an animation adding the songs to the chart in chronological order. Do the same with removing them in chronological order. Do any clusters appear or disappear over time? Can you find the time period where one cluster is popular, and how long it lasts? Are clusters appearing and disappearing tied to popularity of various forms of music? If the clusters do *not* appear tied to time period, it seems unlikely that basing future marketing decisions on this program would destroy creativity.

    Being a (non-commercial) musician myself, and enjoying classical music and jazz, I agree with the caution many people are displaying here. However, these experiments are relatively doable (by someone with unlimited access to the program) and would give insight into just what the clusters represent.

  143. Certifiable #1 Smash by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 1

    It's got tattoos, it's got a pierced hood,
    It's got Generation X
    It's got lesbians and vitriol
    and sadomasochistic latex sex
    It's got Mighty Morphin' Power Brokers
    and Tonya Harding nude
    Macrobiotic
    lacto-vegan
    non-confrontationa l
    Free Range Food!
    It's got the handshake, peace talk,
    Non-Aggression Pact
    A multicultural interracial non-segregated historical fact

    Say Amen. Hallelujah! Say Amen
    Certifiable number one smash
    Hallelujah! Amen.
    Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash.

    -Shaming of the True, Kevin Gilbert, 1999

    There's a link to a practice of the song here, but keep in mind that it's done by somebody else entirely (KG died before the album was released) and the original is MUCH cooler.

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  144. Computer generated music bad for music industry by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Computer-generated music is bad for music industry because once it becomes an accepted and popular musical trend than anyone can generate their own music by simply downloading the software and running it through a soundcard or 'softSynthesizer'. There will be no need to buy music recordings from global media corporations. The 'globos' would definitely want to avoid this situation. The best situation for the 'globos' is the way things were in the 1960's. Everyone connected to a narrow number of media outlets, everyone developing an emotional connection to a limited number of 'artists' who were all under corporate contract, and total corporate ownership of the disk and media distribution network.
    These conditions lead to a generation that has an abnormal emotional attachment to music, especially recordings owned by media corporations.
    Those days are gone. Today's youth no longer have an abnormal emotional attachment to music. Young people today are fine.
    Celebrate the future. Weep for the emotionally-crippled boomers who will lose their entire life cultural framework as the 'globos' put their music into permanent DRM limbo.

  145. Archie comics has prior art on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an old Archie comic, Dilton used a scientific analysis of the top songs for the best x years to write music for his band.

  146. Romance and AI by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I remember that story too, I think. The author (female) using it got damned depressed because the computer's books were selling better than hers. Can't remember the name, but just verifying you're not crazy (this time).

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  147. Especially given that most melodies are taken by tepples · · Score: 1

    If artists are NOT using their creative abilities and are instead waiting for a piece of software to tell them what statistically will be popular...then I think there is a argument for rethinking giving 'artists' life + 50 years protection.

    Especially given that a stochastic algorithm built on music theory will more likely than not reproduce a substantial portion of a copyrighted song. Combinatorics don't lie; music publishers love combinatorics almost as much as pie.

  148. Yeah, it is. by lumpenprole · · Score: 1

    It's just a simulation of the average intelligence of a record exec.

    Which is why it can run on a Commodore 64.

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  149. Re:This is why I listen to classical music on radi by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    I've heard of it, and seem recall making a mental note to myself to check it out. I must have mentally lost said note. Maybe it's behind the mental couch.

    Thanks.

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  150. Yes! We have no bananas! by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you are under 21, you have all the time in the world to pickup a musical instrument.

    In fact, it's not as much the people under 21 who are playing but rather the people under 21 who are listening. Most establishments in my area where people of any age play live music are considered bars, and independent bands can't afford to get on commercial radio, so how would kids in high school learn that local indie bands exist? The way to reduce the RIAA's power to buy laws is to get the teen-age masses to stop buying its members' records; how can we go about doing this?

    I do know how to read music - took some music composition in college

    Yes, we have no original melodies. I used to write music; then I read about Bright Tunes Music v. Harrisongs Music, 420 F. Supp. 177 (S.D.N.Y. 1976), which held that subconsciously copying something you heard a decade ago is infringement. When were you studying music in college? Was it before Bright Tunes and other judicial decisions that expanded the scope of what is considered misappropriation of melody? Is it even possible to create an original melody anymore?

    1. Re:Yes! We have no bananas! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Is it even possible to create an original melody anymore?

      Who cares? Unless you intend on becoming a rock star for the RIAA - why should that prevent you from writing music? Additionally, given the sheer amount of classical and other music in the public domain, I am sure a smart lawyer can find prior art for just about every contemporary melody out there (has anyone tried that to defend against frivilous lawsuits, I wonder)? Music is just like any other endeavor, it builds upon the forms that came before - so you don't have much to worry about (unless you are unlucky - but that is like winning the lotto - and even if you do, you have some options to fight something frivilous).

      If you want to impact the under 21 crowd - why not promote streaming audio of all-indie internet 'radio' stations, as one example? Get it visible in the eyes of the young people; believe me - if they have money to spend on CDs, MP3 players and ripping their music on their computer - they have a presence on the internet, and are able to be reached.

      Mostly it starts with word of mouth - if you are a teen who wants to make a difference - SMS all your friend's cell phones with the URL to your favorite Indy station etc. (be creative)

      The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. Get stepping...

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  151. AI what for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't need that AI crap to know if the song is any good just ask me I 'll tell them.

  152. Re:This kinda stuff makes me ashamed to be a music by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Maybe some of these 'so-called musicians' have tired of ratty hotels and washing dishes to support their desire to play music? Why does what is played for the public have to be the limit to what they play. Can it be that you're a little jealous because they've found a gig to support their avocation that makes them rich, and you haven't? And what's so wrong with being a "money grubbing attention whore", as long as you're being paid handsomely for it? Where is the honor in turning down fame and fortune for the sake of turning down fame and fortune?

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  153. Frank Zappa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no hits, but I love him

    Weasels Ripped my Flesh

  154. After that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they'll need bots to listen to the music, too.

  155. You Are Missing The Point by VeriTea · · Score: 1
    This software's primary function is to identify mathematical patterns in music that are innately appealing to humans*

    It accomplishes this by mapping the patterns of hit music from the past. Songs can then be compared to the database of patterns that are known to be appealing to see if they match a known pattern.

    No doubt there are other patterns that have never been reflected in American pop music that are also appealing, songs that fit that category will not be identified.

    Are there other factors that come into play besides just the intrinsic appeal? Of course, plenty of music fails to match any intrinsically appealing pattern and still does ok because of external factors. Nevertheless, big hits that will be appealing for years to come will do so by appealing to the audience at a very basic level. This software helps to test if a particular song has that potential.

    If you read the article, you would note that two radically different pieces of music can both match the same basic pattern. I'd say this software is likely to reduce the production of music that isn't intrinsically appealing, and will have no effect on new music that hits on a new pattern that has not yet been discovered - songs like that will take off despite the music industry.

    *This may be somewhat culturally based, though I suspect that the cultural aspect is not very strong.

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  156. Re:This kinda stuff makes me ashamed to be a music by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. Hardly anybody is going to mistake a prefab major-label pop act for a group of musicians.

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  157. The Ultimate Melody, by tekrticus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A short story by Arthur C. Clarke describes one possible consequence of this sort of thing. The scientist involved builds a computer to study the underlying theory of music, harmonic relations, wave analysis, frequency distribution, etc. and how it interacts with the brain on a physiological level. His search is related to the notion that all existing tunes are crude approximations of the fundamental melody that has eluded composers for centuries (basically a rehash of Plato's theory of ideals applied to music.) The scientist is later found in a permanent catatonic state in his lab (by his tone-deaf assistant) with the Ultimate Melody repeating over and over in an endless loop. Because the overwhelming power of the Ultimate Melody (the ideal form on which all melodies in the universe are patterned after), his mind is completely dominated by it--much the same as when a catchy tune gets stuck in your head for days, only much more powerful. The melody formed a fugue in the pathways of his brain, going round and round forever, obliterating all other thoughts.

  158. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the RIAA will soon use similar AI technology to predict who will pirate songs, which songs will be pirated, and when such piracy will occur. The goal is to have the lawsuit issued in mid-download, effectively catching the pirate in the act.

  159. Artists? Pffff! by argux · · Score: 1
    Even though it costs about $5,200 US/$6,500, many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs."

    If they use this sort of things, then they could hardly be considered artists

  160. Typo in the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Music Industry uses a product called HSS (Hit Song Science)"

    Shouldn't that read SSS (Shit Song Science) ?

  161. BCS by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    If they use the same computers at the BCS, we're screwed.

  162. Shocker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and here I thought all music was made a guy named Roger somewhere in the bowels of hollywood.

  163. This would have kept the Beatles out by tjlsmith · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that the Beatles were so new and different that any scalar rating algorithm like this would have dumped them, for say, The Four Freshmen or some such.

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  164. Oh my God! by SunCrushr · · Score: 1

    A technology like this can only mean one thing:
    The destruction of all originality and creativity, unless we fight to preserve it.
    This makes me sick...
    Really, I am feeling sick...

    We owe all this to the people who first put the words music and market together into a phrase.

    God help us.

  165. End of artists by flibuste · · Score: 1

    That is just great. Now that we have pre-formatted music since a while and an automated way to find a "hit" song, we do no longer need artists to write songs or anything.

    To me that's good news!

    • Artists are expensive and counter-productive in our society. They should be working like peons instead.
    • Great for P2P: soon, the MPAA, RIAA, WAAAZUP, whatever you call them, will be irrelevant since there will be no more artists to steal copyright from.
    • Who needs creativity anyway? You only need to download what the major companies tell you to. No brain used -> no risk of choking.
    • All other the world now, just as in Soviet Russia, you do not need to choose songs anymore, the songs choose YOU.

    Seriously speaking, although I am not surprised, this is very sad for the future of music.

    Worse thing is that it is BECAUSE of that damn software that we now have to hear Norah Jones and her awfully boring songs all the bloody time.

  166. How can one listen to IP radio w/o an IP conn? by tepples · · Score: 1

    given the sheer amount of classical and other music in the public domain, I am sure a smart lawyer can find prior art for just about every contemporary melody out there (has anyone tried that to defend against frivilous lawsuits, I wonder)

    This is one place where copyright law differs from patent law. In order to mount a prior art defense under copyright law, the alleged infringer has to prove that he or she was aware of the public domain melody at the time of writing the song. Remember that in a civil case, the burden of proof is on the party with less money to spend on legal representation and expert witnesses.

    why not promote streaming audio of all-indie internet 'radio' stations, as one example?

    Easy. The only Internet service available from a moving motor vehicle is IP over some GSM or CDMA network, and that's too expensive for most parents or young adults to afford. No, they can't just record a stream on a cassette, CD, or MP3 player, as many high schools prohibit students from carrying electrical or electronic equipment, such as a "potentially disruptive" iPod, onto school property or onto any school bus without express staff consent.

    SMS all your friend's cell phones with the URL to your favorite Indy station etc. (be creative)

    And it'll work only when they're sitting in front of a computer.

  167. Achy Breaky Heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Who here agrees that the music industry basically peaked in the early 90s and that nearly all of the stuff in the last decade was misogynistic crap rap and teeny-bopper tunes?

  168. Re:How's the view from that high horse? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You seem to have developed your own little universe where an "artist" is somehow above the common musician because of some hair-splitting difference in "intent". In order to help you deflate this pretensious tomfoolery, I'm now going to reveal a great secret imparted to me by my 10th grade English instructor.

    All great literature was composed for one purpose:

    To make money.


    So drop the coffee house tone, already. Most of the musicians that "produce a piece of work intended to convey emotion and inspire" in a garage somewhere suck just as much as most of the ones hand-picked by record executives for the size of their breasts. Actually, more, because the hand-picked ones can usually comprehend at least common time.

    --
    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  169. Re:Mathematicians by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    No, no, no.

    "In this modest home we find one Earnest Scribbler: writer of jokes. In several moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and as a result, will DIE laughing...."

    The Funniest Joke was written by a lone comedian... they had a team of linguinsts translate it into german one word at a time (one translator saw two words and had to be hospitalized for a week).

    It was the Germans that used the mathematicians for their counter-joke, which was "Two peanuts vere valking down da street, unt one was assaulted... peanut! Ho ho ho." Truly an ill omen for the quality of music selected by this bot...

    --
    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  170. Yes! by tommyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    With some AI in there, the music industry can finally claim to have some intelligence.

  171. The Disney Plot-o-matic by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    I've long suspected that somewhere in the dark recesses of the Walt Disney complex, there rests a small room full of activity. In the center stands a device about the size of a photocopier, with a large opening at one end, and a slot at the other. Out of the slot, a constant flurry of movie and television scripts fly, piling up incoherently on the ground. At the other end, a migrant worker of indeterminate origin shovels manure into the large opening, fueling the device.

    Also, for some reason, I picture the thing being crank-driven, with a monkey turning the crank.

    I suppose I would apply the same thinking to modern music. I just hadn't thought about it that much.

    --
    Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
  172. Whatever algorithm they use... by Ricdude · · Score: 1

    it isn't working.

    --
    How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
  173. Re:Bah by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    "If you can tell me subjectively why I like one particular song versus another, please do."

    Social training. What do I win?

    --
    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  174. Southpark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of that one episode of South Park where Cartman dresses up and pretend he's a robot to play a trick on Butters. He actually gets hired by Hollywood (who believed he was a robot) to come up with new ideas for movies. He came up with thousands... most of which starred Adam Sandler. /vince

  175. Re:In the blood. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    You've gotta have the passion and the drive to get it out, as well as the desire to explore your creativity.

    You forgot acqured technical ability stemming from extensive education or massive quantities of experimentation.

    --
    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  176. Re:Bah by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    But that isn't the right answer. Why do I like different songs from other people in my same social circle? How could "social" training train us differently? There is certainly more than that.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  177. Cause for optimism...? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone seems to be saying (as was my first reaction when I read the story) that this will lead to everything sounding the same, being bland, etc - as if that wasn't already the case. However, I believe there is cause for optimism - because when something good comes along that really doesn't fit the "hit box" it will stand out so much above the background mush of the rest that it will be worth taking notice of. When I was growing up mainstream music seemed to be a lot more diverse, and you had to pay close attention to really keep up with what was going on. It was hard work (but usually rewarding) to sort the good from the bad. Now all you need to do is keep the radio on but turned down low so you don't actually have to listen to it, but loud enough so that when something interesting does get played, your brain suddenly wakes up and notices it. Thus it becomes much easier than it used to be to pick out interesting stuff. Thanks, lazy pigopolist music industry-type guys!

    If you think I'm joking, consider this. The UK has just now "celebrated" the 1000th number one record in the charts. The track in question is Elvis Presley's tune One Night from about 2000 B.C. Last week's number one (the 999th) was Elvis Presley's Jailhouse Rock. Hrrrmm... could there be a marketing campaign around promoting Elvis records? Perhaps to help flll up the special "limited edition" (only 500,000 issues!) box sets of Elvis's Greatest Hits that were flogged off the other week, a bargain of an empty carboard box for only 10.99GBP. Marketing genius really, get the punters to stump up for an empty box, then get them to fork out 3 quid a week for fifty weeks to fill it! (Elvis fans - just say no!)

    Every number one nowadays comes IN at number one, because of hyping and marketing techniques. But the 1000th number 1 needed only 29,000 sales to make it there. Of the last 530-odd number ones, all but 2 entered at number one. This makes the chart meaningless. Back in my day :) entering at number one was virtually unheard of - Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody did it in 1973, the next one to do so was about 5 years later! And back then you needed to sell hundreds of thousands if not millions of records to make No. 1. So basically the music industry has ruined what used to be a useful indicator of popular taste (within limits) into something that isn't even a useful indicator of how successful their marketing is, except in pure binary terms (number 1 = did OK-ish, not number 1 = flop). Basically the chart has been quantised down into fewer and fewer bits. I say it's time it was officially abandoned altogether, though those of us with any musical sensibility personally abandoned it some time in the early 1980s.

  178. Logical fallacy? by marciot · · Score: 1
    "Even though it costs about $5,200 US/$6,500, many artists are starting to buy it to help them write succesfull songs"

    Based on my work with AI this smells like a logical fallacy to me. It is likely that this system is picking out a very small subset of the patterns which make a song a hit. So this system may be able to accurately pick out songs which are in fact hits from those that aren't. However, that does not necessarily mean that any song with a high score will be a hit.

    If an artist were to use this system in a tight feedback loop, tweaking his music until it got a high score, the music likely would lack many of the other features of good music, and it would probably sound terrible!

    A good research experiment (for those of you who are grad students ;) would be to take the artist out of the loop completely and use genetic algorithms to build a MIDI song which would score high according to this rating system. Would that song be a hit? I doubt it. Would it even sound like music? I doubt that too.

    -- Marcio

    1. Re:Logical fallacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it would work with better AI

  179. So does this program prove... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Britney Spears sucks.

  180. I, for one... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our computerized music overlords...

    --

    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  181. Autechre Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up: bots that generate pop music.

    Heck, legend has it that Autechre has been doing that for years, except instead of pop music they make schizophrenic robot music.

  182. Machine Learning Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised no one has tried to implement machine learning to get "hit posts" on Slashdot.

  183. Maxing the Score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone ought to write an evolutionary program that generates songs to max out the score on this program. I would be interested in hearing what it sounds like.

  184. That's called "Payola"... by Announcer · · Score: 1

    ...and it carries some rather stiff penalties.

    Because I work for a radio station, I am familiar with what the FCC Rules say about it. You DON'T want to be involved in ANY kind of "pay-for-play" activity. The fines are substantial, and the station would jeopardise its license.

    --
    Willie...
  185. Apply a Selective Editing index by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next.. to factor X,

    applying S * E to transform factor X in the following manner, you arrive at a new equation:

    S * E * X = SALES

  186. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Versificator from 1984, anyone?

    Hopefully good instrumentation will get high marks on these things. It seems like every hit song in the last ten years has been extremely focused on the vocals. When was the last time you heard a nice, long guitar solo in a song that got radio play?

    Those damn proles will swallow whatever plays every hour on the top-40 station anyway.

  187. And AI? by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I wasn't clear. My point wasn't that you couldn't discriminate between "statistical inference, pattern recognition, classification and the rest", but that it was hard to draw a line between AI and each of these, as AI involves at least elements of all of them.

    You're absolutely right that these areas of mathematics are well defined. It's artificial intelligence that's poorly defined, which is inevitable because intelligence is poorly defined.

    --

    "The Milliard Gargantubrain? A mere abacus - mention it not."

    1. Re:And AI? by lukestuts · · Score: 0

      It's artificial intelligence that's poorly defined, which is inevitable because intelligence is poorly defined.

      I agree absolutely.

  188. Psst.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  189. What is Music? book by Philip+Dorrell · · Score: 1

    In my book What is Music? Solving a Scientific Mystery, I discuss predictive algorithms, generative algorithms and (in the last chapter) the Future of Music.

    A predictive algorithm is one which accepts music or alleged music as an input, and outputs an estimate of its musicality. A generative algorithm is one which generates new and original music. The secret Hit Song Science algorithm is a predictive algorithm. The Future of Music (according to my book) is that someone will eventually discover a generative algorithm, and when that happens, and we all have an implementation of it installed on our computers, much of the existing music industry will become irrelevant.

    In the Hit Song Science FAQ, Polyphonic HMI state that their technology cannot create new music. So they are not claiming to have a generative algorithm. Also there is the obvious fact that they have to get other people to send them musical items.

    In principle a predictive algorithm can be converted into a generative algorithm, simply by feeding randomly generated music into it until an item of music is found that has a high score. The practical problem with this approach is that strong music may be very rare compared to not so strong music, so you will be waiting a very long time for a hit to be found. However, unless there is something intrinsically irreversible about the predictive algorithm (in the sense that a cryptographic hash function is intrinsically irreversible), it should be possible to reverse the predictive algorithm in some way to define a generative algorithm which generates different items of music, such that the generated music scores highly according to the predictive algorithm.

    As I point out in my book, it is very unlikely that we will discover a complete predictive or generative algorithm until we properly understand the biology of music, i.e. what happens inside our brains when we respond to music, and why such a response has evolved.

    The details of how Polyphonic HMI have developed their algorithm raises some further issues:

    • The initial analysis is restricted to items that have already been selected as being musical by at least someone. What predictions would it make about randomly generated musical compositions?
    • The analysis requires access to a database of music. Copyright law makes it very difficult for anyone else to do this, unless, of course, they don't care about copyright law and they are prepared to take the necessary risks. (Soon we won't even be able to perform scientific analysis of music that we do legally "own", since the music that we buy is licensed only for the purpose of listening to it on some specific music playing device.)

    Is my book a better deal than a Hit Song Science report?

    • My book costs less (only US$30 + postage, and the preview is free).
    • It does not provide a complete theory of music, but there is a very good chance that the theory in the book is correct enough that any complete theory of music will build on the theory I have developed.
    • If you do develop a complete theory of music, you should be able to use that theory to formulate a composition algorithm, and make a fortune, even if you have no musical talent.
    --
    Music: a super-stimulus for the perception of musicality. Musicality: a perceived aspect of speech.
    1. Re:What is Music? book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that one of the most informed posts by an expert in the field is ignored by the moderators...

  190. Wow by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    The bottom of the barrel does look funny.

  191. Benny Benassi & Panjabi Mc by mr.+spike+2 · · Score: 1

    Benny Benassi & Panjabi Mc form an excellent and obvious examples of HSS-better-score modded and tweaked "songs" if this trash can be called so.

    strange that Average Joe's brain complys with this HSS technology. Or he just follows anything this Stylish Radio Guy tells! :)