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  1. Now all we have to do is... on Spirit Takes Snapshot of Earth · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...get porn standards compliant.

    * No jewellery on the man
    * GOOD doggystyle angle - CLEAR PENETRATION
    * Pretty girls, NOT skanks
    * The men have NO body hair
    * The men do NOT make noise during the sex
    * The men do NOT have small cocks
    * The girl looks happy during the fucking
    * Natural positions
    * Sleazy positions (the girl looks like she is asleep etc.)
    * Messy CUMSHOTS

    This is just the blueprint. The battle will begin here - http://www.johnnyversace.com. Jesus is our LEADER.

  2. Now all we have to do is... on Making IE Standards Compliant · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...get porn standards compliant.

    * No jewellery on the man
    * GOOD doggystyle angle - CLEAR PENETRATION
    * Pretty girls, NOT skanks
    * The men have NO body hair
    * The men do NOT make noise during the sex
    * The men do NOT have small cocks
    * The girl looks happy during the fucking
    * Natural positions
    * Sleazy positions (the girl looks like she is asleep etc.)
    * Messy CUMSHOTS

    This is just the blueprint.

  3. Re:I hope not on Return of the King Coming Sooner to DVD · · Score: 2, Informative

    New Line are actually a small (in Hollywood standards) studio so they will milk it for everything they can. Their films are generally not big money earners. I've masturbated to LOTR.

  4. Re:Someone had to say it... on Gene Therapy Creates Strong Super-Rats · · Score: 0

    Someone (and when I say "one" I really mean "ten") already said it.

  5. There are pictures related to this story on Gene Therapy Creates Strong Super-Rats · · Score: 0

    Here - http://www.johnnyversace.com/1.gif [work safe] As you can see, the side effects include increased hair growth as well as super sexual powers. I'm pretty sure the other men in the picture are trying to hold the woman away from the superhuman.

  6. Excellent article here supporting microsofts side on Mario Monti Fines Microsoft 100 Million? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It seems on advice from the EU they followed the rules, but only got stung when they back tracked on an investment they semi-committed to... Read more about it here

  7. My diabetes was cured by cafffeine on Caffeine vs Type II Diabetes · · Score: -1, Troll

    You might find this an interesting story. I was a poor child, who grew up in Nigeria. My mother was diabetic as was my mothers mother. My dog was not diabetic although he had a cone on his head. My mothers mothers dog also had a cone on his head.

    One day a black american approached me on the street and asked my if I'd like to make some extra money. He gave me a small brown liquid which I thought was coffee and asked me to drink it. It turned out to be a mixture of diarrhoea and semen. He then proceeded top remove my trousers and play with my ding dong. To this day it hurts to talk about it.

    A number of years later I began to develop diabetes. Hair began to grow on my face and body. The doctor claimed this was just puberty, but I now know it was a side effect of drinking a semen and disrrhoea mixture.

    I began to get frenzied attacks of rage. This made me move to America where I started hanging out with white men only. Some of them worked in call centers, others for MTV. One day we decided to go swimming and attacked a woman because she was trying to get sun tanned. We then made the bitch feel white it's like to be white.

    Here is a picture - http://members.boards.ie/bazh/ppc.jpg

    After the event I went home and watched the first season of family guy on DVD. It was really funny and made me laugh.

    One day I hope to own a horse.