After that incident I fell of the ego building pedestal of jockdom and retreated into the world of solitary geekdom and then further into the socially isolating depths of the slashdot community, the only place where my disgusting lustful habits would be accepted as humorous adolescent anecdotes.
Do I need to break out a spread sheet to back up my semi-lame/. joke? If you consider airfare, hotel etc. compared to the negligible incremental cost of a BJ from a current girlfriend it still might seem like a joke rather than a SEC worthy accounting statement. IANAA
At first blush I would agree but let's try a fuller accounting. Say you spend $200 per week solely on your girlfriend and do the following during the week:
4 hrs sharing meals in which your tables manners are constructively critiqued to the point of not embarrassing potential in-laws.
18 hrs of lively intellectual debate on such varied topics as post urinate toilet seat positioning and household refuse processing scheduling.
36 hrs snuggling in front of TV while living vicariously through the antics of the cast of Friends.
8 hrs of phone calls to discuss how your day has gone since the last call 10 minutes ago.
1/4 hrs of oral
resulting in 66 1/4 hrs total relationship interaction which at $200 yields $3/hr
1/4 hrs at $3/hr = $0.75 for a BJ - that's pretty cheap even in India (depending on caste of course)
Now some may place a slightly higher value on the 1/4 hr of oral than the 66 hrs of relationship time, but they are not as highly evolved as myself.
There were 15 possible choices. Results for each choice you selected are shown below. Use your browser's BACK function to return to the quiz.
Question 1.01: Right
Question 1.02: Right
Question 1.03: Wrong, no selection made.
Question 1.04: Right
Question 1.05: Wrong, no selection made.
Question 1.06: Right
I went back to the quiz and sure enough 3 and 5 were answered then I tried to reset the quiz several times to no avail. More troubling is the fact that with 4 of 6 correct answers I should have a 66% rather than 57%. Is 66 fahrenheit = 57 celsius?
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After that incident I fell of the ego building pedestal of jockdom and retreated into the world of solitary geekdom and then further into the socially isolating depths of the slashdot community, the only place where my disgusting lustful habits would be accepted as humorous adolescent anecdotes.
Please restore my ego by modding +5 Funny.
sorry - BALM = BLAM, i.e. sound of gunfire.
Apparently spellchecker is no match for drunk unemployed programmer. So I got that going for me.
I, for one, welcome our new hamster overBALM BLAM BLAM... THUD.
Well, someone had to do it.
By hiding their mo-dow?
There's this web site that says I have a condition known as Bad Karma but my doctor says it's nothing to worry about. Who should I believe?
Or the ones who are tired of wheeling their desktop setup over to the toilet.
Yikes! I can't afford not to be celibate. I hope, at least, I can afford celibacy. After that there's not much left but prison bitch.
Do I need to break out a spread sheet to back up my semi-lame /. joke? If you consider airfare, hotel etc. compared to the negligible incremental cost of a BJ from a current girlfriend it still might seem like a joke rather than a SEC worthy accounting statement.
IANAA
At first blush I would agree but let's try a fuller accounting. Say you spend $200 per week solely on your girlfriend and do the following during the week:
4 hrs sharing meals in which your tables manners are constructively critiqued to the point of not embarrassing potential in-laws.
18 hrs of lively intellectual debate on such varied topics as post urinate toilet seat positioning and household refuse processing scheduling.
36 hrs snuggling in front of TV while living vicariously through the antics of the cast of Friends.
8 hrs of phone calls to discuss how your day has gone since the last call 10 minutes ago.
1/4 hrs of oral
resulting in 66 1/4 hrs total relationship interaction
which at $200 yields $3/hr
1/4 hrs at $3/hr = $0.75 for a BJ - that's pretty cheap even in India (depending on caste of course)
Now some may place a slightly higher value on the 1/4 hr of oral than the 66 hrs of relationship time, but they are not as highly evolved as myself.
Yay, we found one job that will definitely cost more if outsourced.
Yes.
Here are my results:
Your score: 57%
There were 15 possible choices. Results for each choice you selected are shown below. Use your browser's BACK function to return to the quiz.
Question 1.01:
Right
Question 1.02:
Right
Question 1.03:
Wrong, no selection made.
Question 1.04:
Right
Question 1.05:
Wrong, no selection made.
Question 1.06:
Right
I went back to the quiz and sure enough 3 and 5 were answered then I tried to reset the quiz several times to no avail. More troubling is the fact that with 4 of 6 correct answers I should have a 66% rather than 57%. Is 66 fahrenheit = 57 celsius?
God save Spirit and Opportunity.