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What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack?

Lis writes "Mike Langberg at the Merc News interviewed Scott Fullam - Scott wrote the book 'Hardware Hacking Projects for Geeks' which includes things like a video periscope for your car, an Internet toaster, Cubicle Intrusion Detection Systems, and talking Furbys. (Instructions for the toaster and coffeemaker are up on the O'Reilly site.) Almost any kind of consumer electronic equipment can be modified to do things it wasn't intended to do. Ok, you'll probably void your warranty in the process, but you could end up with something even better than the original. Or not. But it's just gotta be interesting. So what have you hacked, and into what?"

696 comments

  1. Lately, furniture... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...with all the people I've helped move lately, I've become somewhat of an expert on taking apart and putting together beds, desks, entertainment centers, large tables, small tables, etc...

    1. Re:Lately, furniture... by pangian · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know that following the IKEA directions counts as hacking.

      Now if you used all of the leftover pieces that for some reason you didn't "need" in the rebuild to create pulley system that saved you some trips upstairs (or an IKEAbot to do the work for you)... now *that* would be hacking.

    2. Re:Lately, furniture... by Rassleholic · · Score: 1

      "Here's yur affordable Swedish crap."

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    3. Re:Lately, furniture... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      My fiancee and I built our bed from raw materials. Does that count?

    4. Re:Lately, furniture... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. You know what I mean guv...

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    5. Re:Lately, furniture... by buck_wild · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope, that would be manufacturing, not hacking.

      Hacking, for example, would be more like modifying the tractor and stable to move your fiance directly from her milking station to your bed made of hay.

      Basically, modifying something(s) to do something they were not originally designed to do.

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    6. Re:Lately, furniture... by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hack IKEA furniture to bits with a rusty hatchet after being hypnotised by the strange flowing shapes and fine swedish construction.

      I'm told by my doctor that just talking about it helps, in case anyone else suffers similar symptoms.

    7. Re:Lately, furniture... by Ledskof · · Score: 1

      If you built a bed out of totally non-bed related parts, it would be a form of hacking.

      For example, you hack a car axle patch in for a leg or post. Better yet, you could put a set of shocks on your bed with the intent of hacking a regular happy bed. The shocks weren't designed for people to attach beds to and beds weren't designed to attach shocks too, but whose stopping you. You might even get some great benefits from it; kind of like hacking together some nmap code an email client code and ending up with an email client that can scan every server you email :D

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    8. Re:Lately, furniture... by xpyr · · Score: 1

      Well if I'm building something that I took apart, I always seem to have a part or 2 left over and have no idea where its supposed to go...

  2. Xboxen by SabrStryk · · Score: 0

    Hey, nothing beats hacking an Xbox or two...

    Oh wait....

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  3. The gf? by Gr33nNight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does 'hacking' into my girlfriend count?

    1. Re:The gf? by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, yes. We all know you've built a girl robot for the prom. Haven't we all? But it's not really hacking if you built it yourself. Now can we stay on topic?

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    2. Re:The gf? by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

      *cough* She wasn't that secure in the first place.

    3. Re:The gf? by w3weasel · · Score: 3, Funny

      DUDE, include some hints... I wanna hack my gf so as to disable the "bitch and moan" mode

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    4. Re:The gf? by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1

      Only if your name is Freddie and you live on Elm street.

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    5. Re:The gf? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if she's a RealDoll.

      KFG

    6. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see getting rid of the bitch subroutines, but isn't moaning good? Oh hell, I forgot that I'm a geek; it makes no difference either way.

    7. Re:The gf? by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's in the chromosomes (akin to silicon). There's no way to remove that mode unfortunately.

    8. Re:The gf? by errxn · · Score: 4, Funny

      So it's hard coded? Figures...

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    9. Re:The gf? by Mmm+coffee · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, the fastest way to a girl's heart is through her ribcage...

    10. Re:The gf? by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Im w/ ya. Based on the comments, I think most of the geeks missed it. Nice though.

    11. Re:The gf? by wpiman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is only hacking if it is someone else's chick....

    12. Re:The gf? by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's always software hacks to get around problems in the hardware. The pentium flaw could be "fixed" by disabling the FPU in software. Sure it would be a lot slower, but at least you'd get the right answer. Even hard drive sizes used to be "hacked" bigger by using compression software.

      Jason

    13. Re:The gf? by aliens · · Score: 0

      I personally like my girls to be software. There's something just not very girlish about being HARDware.

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    14. Re:The gf? by goldmeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard that she was already in promiscuous mode when you met her...

    15. Re:The gf? by StarfishOne · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, let's skip the jokes about 'port sniffing' here... /. is about stuff that matters after all ;)

    16. Re:The gf? by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1

      I can confirm she still is in promiscuous mode... :))))

    17. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20g valium cron.monthly

    18. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wanna hack my gf so as to disable the "bitch and moan" mode

      There is only one type of hack that will do that... here are the instructions you requested:

      • 1)Take one large lump of wood with a flat top, it needs to be about 1 foot in height.
      • 2)Obtain an axe
      • 3)Place girlfriend on block of wood
      • 4)Perform hacking, it may take several goes
      • 5)As with all hacking it becomes easier the practice you get...
      Disclaimer: Note this is a joke, no humans, fluffy bunnywunnies, cute teddies, humans, girlfriends, apples, pears, trees, carrots, hedgehogs were used this example. It is just an example meant and should not be carried out by small children or indeed using small children, big children, boxes, chairs, public terminals, wine bottles or any other such random items as doing so may cause serious injury.
    19. Re:The gf? by Nykon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried accessing his girlfriend but apparently it had exceeded the maximun number of simultanious connections :(

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    20. Re:The gf? by Richard_L_James · · Score: 3, Funny
      I tried accessing his girlfriend but apparently it had exceeded the maximun number of simultanious connections :(

      Yeah unfortunately maxconnect defaults to 3 connections and right now I'm using 2 of them myself ! ;)

    21. Re:The gf? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as long as you can get past that nasty syntax error. It's just hard sometimes...

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    22. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man,I can't wait till they release the real doll API ():)

    23. Re:The gf? by nsebban · · Score: 2, Funny

      No it doesn't ! Everybody knows how to hack your girlfriend...she nearly has her own man-page :)

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    24. Re:The gf? by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Only if you count the virus on your floppy.

      Man, you opened a can of worms with that post.

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    25. Re:The gf? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Yes, because your girlfriend is more than likely one of these.

    26. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm was probing her ports and found an open one. But the firewall slapped me!

    27. Re:The gf? by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only 3? HAH! N00b.

    28. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the warranty void ???

    29. Re:The gf? by aiyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Try again in a few minutes.

    30. Re:The gf? by Yonkeltron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey make sure it's not cracking into ur girlfriend. but then i suppose it matterds in regards to method of entry. BACK ORIFICE ANYONE?

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    31. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i frequently hack into your girl's box

    32. Re:The gf? by Luigi30 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did the girl robot cost $20,000?

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    33. Re:The gf? by dokutake · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not good when her mother hears it!

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    34. Re:The gf? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Not my writing, but it answers your question)

      Dear Tech Support:

      Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information.

      In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

      Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

      I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife1.0.

      Please help !!!!!!

      Thanks, A Troubled User.

      REPLY:
      Dear Troubled User:

      This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a primary misconception.

      Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!!

      It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

      You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings--Alimony/Child Support."

      I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
      background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

      Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding 'General Partnership Faults' (GPFs). You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs are cyclical.

      The best course of action is to enter the command

      C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR
      because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

      Remember the system will run smoothly as long as you share the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

      Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2. You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs.

      Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.

      WARNING!!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

      Best of luck,
      Tech Support
      Have a Great Day!

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    35. Re:The gf? by CRYPTOFREQ · · Score: 1

      yeah no kidding!! is there a script to turn the pms daemon off?

    36. Re:The gf? by The+Man · · Score: 1
      yeah no kidding!! is there a script to turn the pms daemon off?

      No, it appears in the process table as [kpmsd], which means it's a kernel thread. It can't be killed, although if you wait long enough it'll terminate on its own.

    37. Re:The gf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's through the stomach, at an upword angle... ask Terry Pratchet.. ;-)

    38. Re:The gf? by Janeks · · Score: 1

      Or one of these

    39. Re:The gf? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      built a girl robot for the prom


      ha, ha, you misspelt "pr0n"
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    40. Re:The gf? by _randy_64 · · Score: 1

      No.

      Women are _software_, you insensitive clod!

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    41. Re:The gf? by CRYPTOFREQ · · Score: 1

      god**amed mother nature......figures......

    42. Re:The gf? by the+drizzle · · Score: 1

      No, but me 'hacking' her does. Badum-chink!

      Sorry. At least I didn't make it a 'your mom' joke.

    43. Re:The gf? by Mynn · · Score: 1

      what if Julienne doesn't want fries?

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    44. Re:The gf? by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Then it makes her chips.

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    45. Re:The gf? by BossaNova · · Score: 1

      Get a life. There are so many intelligent women (out of your reach) who could " out geek " rude turds like you into the ground. Have some respect.

  4. Not from a Pc but used with it... by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I screwed around with a dialpad and set it up so when the right PIN is punched in, it turns on my computer. (I saw someone do it once with a garage door opener too)...

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    1. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As not to whore I post anon but that isn't the PIN... lol

    2. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by Petrol · · Score: 1

      Someone turned on your computer with a garage door opener? You might wanna try to increase your security!

      "It was hot and I was hungry"

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    3. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by eagle8635 · · Score: 1

      You can also achieve the same effect by using a power on password. (if your BIOS supports it)

    4. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great sig. One of my favorite lines along with "up the voltage"

    5. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Similarly, there is a bar in Milwaukee called The Safe House. If you go into the Get Smart phone booth and dial the secret phone number, it's hacked so that instead of dialing out it opens the secret back door out of the place. (How's that for a backdoor hack!)

    6. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

      Now where's the coolness factor in that?

      I was going for more of a James Bond idea/feel, the intention of the devices actions came later (which is still hella cool you gotta admit).

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    7. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anon as not to whore...

      Let me rephrase that:

      A garage door opener KIT... the dialpad part, not the remote control... though that would be kool too (like it's much safer to have a power button their instead) :)

    8. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by eagle8635 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes style over substance, the credo of many (myself included).

    9. Re:Not from a Pc but used with it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh heh... sorry, I knew what you meant, it just reminded me so much of the Real Genius/ License plates quote that I had to bite. ;)

  5. Aibo by PseudoThink · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hacked my Sony Aibo into its component parts. Worthless f'n robot.

    1. Re:Aibo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I install a fleshlight in my Aibo does that make me a puppyfucker, errr, I mean '133t hax0r?!!!

    2. Re:Aibo by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      Did you really? I'd love to do that!

  6. Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a science in itself, but I am the elite hacker of women.. and luckily none of her parts are detachable!

    1. Re:Women by kfg · · Score: 2, Informative

      You just don't go out with the right sort of women.

      "He's got a mistress, she's Puerto Rican, and I hear she's got a wooden leg." -- Tom Waits

      KFG

    2. Re:Women by flewp · · Score: 1, Funny

      I usually find it to be the opposite. After I hack some women in a dark alley under the cover of night and shadows, her limbs become detachable.

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  7. Furby's by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I performed surgery on my Furby and created a secret stealing super agent. Muhahahaha...

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    1. Re:Furby's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mmmm, I had one of those annoying Macarana Gorillas, shaved all its hair off, to form a far more macabre Macarana Bits of Randomly Moving White Plastic, scared the bejeezus out of my cat.

    2. Re:Furby's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now just get it to teach you how apostrophes are used, and how they're not used.

  8. Rapid prototyping by geek42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    3 old dot matrix printers and a dremel become a 3D rapid prototyping machine that can carve a 3D relief into styrofoam (or anything else, if you've got the patience to let it run that slowly...)

    1. Re:Rapid prototyping by needamiracle · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Details...this sounds like a neat project.

    2. Re:Rapid prototyping by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gotta see this. Is there a site? Do you use all 3 printers? More details - the geeks want to know!!!!

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    3. Re:Rapid prototyping by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Funny


      This pulled directly out of geek42's ass. Avoid the smell by moving on down the page quickly..

      I suppose it could be true if you weren't too specifc about what 3d shape you ended up with at the end.
    4. Re:Rapid prototyping by natalia_hill · · Score: 1

      Heh, one of our digital logic design projects was to design a control circuit for one of these things. Our TA had built it from scratch, but it was the same concept.

    5. Re:Rapid prototyping by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It can create any 3d shape you want, as long as you want a misshapen lump.

    6. Re:Rapid prototyping by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Plans, please!

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    7. Re:Rapid prototyping by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      One fax machine, one scanner, two jet printers, one laser printer + atmell processor later I have a 3D prototyping machine. I am missing a print-head though, right now it plots with a pen, but it has 3D motion, so hopefully later this year I'll get around to work on a suitable printhead (I am thinking glue and plastic powder.)

    8. Re:Rapid prototyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Look at a hobby or crafts store for plastic resin. It's a clear liquid which hardens when mixed with a hardener. You'd need a nozzle which mixes those (maybe the nozzle-within-a nozzle design?) in small amounts. Normally it air dries slowly, but maybe a proper heated air stream could hurry it enough to quickly make it keep its shape.

      Also consider liquid epoxy. Two liquids which harden when mixed. They get really hard.

      Hmm. I see that "thermoplastic" means a plastic which can be melted and hardened repeatedly. Might be useful to feed through a hot glue gun.

      On the other hand, "thermoset" plastic can be melted only once, and hardens as heat is added.

      Another possibility is to spray epoxy paint. And if you need a temporary support during construction, also have the ability to spray water-based paint so it can be removed.

      Or make a device which lays a plastic sheet across the work, which you then can melt and cut into proper shape, and melt onto the previous layer. The spreader can be holding the sheet in a frame. After done with that sheet, the frame can be lifted, what is left of the sheet moved aside, and a fresh sheet spread and lowered. Note that plastic for "vacuum forming" might work -- that forming involves warming a sheet of plastic, then pushing it down on a mold, with a fan sucking out the air under the work area so the result is the shape of the mold rising up from a flat sheet.

      Stereolithography involves a tank of liquid plastic resin, a tray which can be raised and lowered, and a laser which triggers resin hardening. Place the tray barely under the surface, paint a shape with the laser, lower the tray for the next layer, repeat as needed.

      Freeluna.com suggests melting layers of lunar dust with a magnifying glass. Interesting concept for making a stone object or building. The same thing might be done with metallic beads and an arc welder. Or a layer of thermally-sensitive plastic beads and a focused heating device.

    9. Re:Rapid prototyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it sounds crazy - but water and flour. Use the normal inkjet cart and you can color the flour. When the item is done spray with plastic to waterproof. Call BS if you like, but I have seen this working. I just can't tell you where.

    10. Re:Rapid prototyping by geek42 · · Score: 1

      This was a couple years back, and I never put the plans online, but the basic premise was: 1) Move an aluminum plate along one horizontal axis by drilling perforations along its edges - the perforations mate to the tractor feed spools of one printer's paper feed bits. 2) You need the print head assembly (actually the bits that move the print head back and forth) from a fairly a bulky printer (daisywheel in my case) for the next axis, which also moves horizontally, though of course orthogonal to the first. It needs to be bulky because mounted to this axis is not only the dremel, but also the final, vertical axis. This axis is mounted a fair height above the aluminum plate. 3) You need a fairly lightweight print head assembly for this last part, mounted vertically on the print head of the previous axis. Mounted to the print head of this final axis is the dremel, with an extension so it can reach the plate. Mounting the dremel was the hardest part, as I needed to add a counterweight to help out the stepper motors. The counterweight was a nasty hack - string running up around a conduit in the ceiling, loaded down with a tub of coins! Okay, so they weren't all dot matrix printers (one daisywheel), and yes a soldering iron would have worked for styrofoam, but I did end up carving a block of balsawood into a pretty fair likeness of a pyramid at one point. It just took way too long. My neatest styrofoam piece was a Pascal's triangle (down to 3 iterations), nicely tapered on it's edges. It was a great project, though I left it behind in my recent move to Montreal. Ironically, the whole reason I did it was to get into PIC programming (to interface with a PC for control, in this case), but I ended up concentrating on the mechanical issues, which were much more challenging to me.

    11. Re:Rapid prototyping by geek42 · · Score: 1

      This was a couple years back, and I never put the plans online, but the basic premise was:

      1) Move an aluminum plate along one horizontal axis by drilling perforations along its edges - the perforations mate to the tractor feed spools of one printer's paper feed bits.

      2) You need the print head assembly (actually the bits that move the print head back and forth) from a fairly a bulky printer (daisywheel in my case) for the next axis, which also moves horizontally, though of course orthogonal to the first. It needs to be bulky because mounted to this axis is not only the dremel, but also the final, vertical axis. This axis is mounted a fair height above the aluminum plate.

      3) You need a fairly lightweight print head assembly for this last part, mounted vertically on the print head of the previous axis. Mounted to the print head of this final axis is the dremel, with an extension so it can reach the plate. Mounting the dremel was the hardest part, as I needed to add a counterweight to help out the stepper motors. The counterweight was a nasty hack - string running up around a conduit in the ceiling, loaded down with a tub of coins!

      Okay, so they weren't all dot matrix printers (one daisywheel), and yes a soldering iron would have worked for styrofoam, but I did end up carving a block of balsawood into a pretty fair likeness of a pyramid at one point. It just took way too long. My neatest styrofoam piece was a Pascal's triangle (down to 3 iterations), nicely tapered on it's edges.

      It was a great project, though I left it behind in my recent move to Montreal. Ironically, the whole reason I did it was to get into PIC programming (to interface with a PC for control, in this case), but I ended up concentrating on the mechanical issues, which were much more challenging to me.

    12. Re:Rapid prototyping by Roonster · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Rapid prototyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were plans then it wouldn't be a hack.

    14. Re:Rapid prototyping by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice!

  9. Why, there's only one... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Apple II. Nuff said.

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    1. Re:Why, there's only one... by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      they said "non-pc"...as in non-personal computer. I could be mistaken, but the Apple II was a personal computer.

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    2. Re:Why, there's only one... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      I guess that counts as "non-PC." :)

      My roommate and I did a bunch of crap with really old Macs we got from a Middle School we di dTech Support for. We were going to cluster them together to work SETI units. :)

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  10. Tree hacking.. by BigZaphod · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once painstakingly hacked a rotating fiber-optic Christmas tree and removed the parts that made it rotate. Does that count?

    1. Re:Tree hacking.. by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Speaking of tree hacking...

      We built a fireplace and I wanted something cool for the kids so I took one of the kid-high rocks and drilled a hole in it then epoxied in a brass "peep hole". I put a geode behind the rock and ran some fiber optic cable to it then mortared the whole thing up.

      The other ends of the fiber optic cables went to a hidden box which contains the guts of one of these fiber optic Xmas trees (including the spinning color wheel).

      Push a secret rock near the peep hole rock and the whole thing turns on - cool crystally color changing happiness. The kids love it. Now on the other side of the fireplace I installed a "peep show" but that's a different story...

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    2. Re:Tree hacking.. by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Dude... That's awesome!!

    3. Re:Tree hacking.. by tgeller · · Score: 3, Funny

      Man, I wish you were *my* dad.

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    4. Re:Tree hacking.. by JRootabega · · Score: 5, Funny

      I did that for my kids once, too. Lessons learned: 1. Don't put the peephole on the inside of the fireplace. 2. Kids are fuckin whiners.

    5. Re:Tree hacking.. by !3ren · · Score: 1


      Speaking of hacking, he is your dad.

  11. Cars! by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know a distressingly large amount of trivial about what USED to be my 1989 Corvette. Just about the only stock part left is the distributor _shaft_.

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    1. Re:Cars! by flewp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd actually be interested in what people think about working with cars in terms of hacking. Do you consider it hacking if you're modifying your car to improve performance, for entertainment (ie, stereo stuff, DVD, etc) or reliability?

      Would it be hacking if you just took off the shelf (either stock or aftermarket) and installed them? Or would you have to kind of cobble together something that's rarely normally done for it to be hacking?

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    2. Re:Cars! by kfg · · Score: 1

      That has to be about the most round about and expensive way to build a kit car I have ever come across. Next time try adding parts one at a time. :)

      Although I have to admit your way has advantages to ensuring that the thing actually runs someday.

      KFG

    3. Re:Cars! by nolife · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not a new concept but I know a dude that built his own preoiler system for his Mustang's 351C. When you turned the key to start it, an electric oil pump would run until oil pressure hit a specific limit, the pump shut off and the starter would engage and start the car. Pretty neat setup. Theory has it that 90% of engine wear happens in the first 10 seconds of running a car because of very little oil in the upper engine, I guess he solved that problem.

      On the other end of the spectrum. I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine. He used the switched +12v line from his fog lights for power so he sould not have to run a different switch to the fan. Soo.. when his fog lights were on, so was the P/S fan. I would not have believed if I did not see it with my own eyes.

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    4. Re:Cars! by robbleece · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think my Mini would count as a "hack" - See Picture

    5. Re:Cars! by Newspimp · · Score: 1

      Quite honestly, then, that guy was an idiot.

      Under any type of load, when the vaccuum is sucking air in, that little fan will become more of a hindrance than a helper. It'll just get in the way.

      Look up "negative boost" for a decent explanation on that. Plus, if he thought it was a gain :D HAH. All of those neat little "electric superchargers" are no more than an expensive useless hunk of crap.

    6. Re:Cars! by G27+Radio · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine.

      This was a waste of time. Everyone knows that a big wing is the biggest performance boost for a Civic. Also, a Type-R sticker is even cheaper and adds 20HP as well as improves handling.

    7. Re:Cars! by robbleece · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always thought it was the chrome spraypaint that made you go fast?

    8. Re:Cars! by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      I thought of an electric-charger like your friends fan- it would be cool because you could maximize boost at low rpms without overboosting at high rpms. Plus, it would be simple to install. But then I found out that typical superchargers require a few hp to run... up to 20% of the engine's power.

      Even just 1 HP = ~750W = 60 Amps of current at 12V. That would require a special alternator and/or extra batteries, so I gave up on the idea.

    9. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to talk about hacking cars, go check out this site.

      I'm currently installing a transmission from a 1963 chevrolet panel van, a transfer-case from a 1970's Jeep CJ7, and front and rear axles from a '75 Chevy K20 on my Jeep. Along with custom wheels and 41" military spec tires... I'd say that qualifies as hacking :-D

    10. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo! Yes, this counts as a hack!

    11. Re:Cars! by Kitsune · · Score: 1

      What you really need are speed holes! ;)

    12. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now all you need is some overalls, a mullet, and a Confederate flag pained somewhere on the car and You Will Be a Redneck, no "might" about it

    13. Re:Cars! by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine.... I would not have believed if I did not see it with my own eyes."

      So what's wrong with that? Long as he was sucking in cooler air and directing it towards the air intake it's probably not a bad idea. That's the entire concept for hood scoops, getting cooler air to the intake, although I hope he was using a powerful 120mm fan instead of a wimpy 80mm fan.

      Course it was a Civic so it was a waste of time/money, but the principle is sound.

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    14. Re:Cars! by ASAPnetworks · · Score: 1

      he's right you know... it reduces drag...

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    15. Re:Cars! by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Or would you have to kind of cobble together something that's rarely normally done for it to be hacking?
      Does home-brew emissions control count?

      I had the misfortune of driving a late 70's Corolla that had seen far better days. The last time I took the head off (to replace the gasket) I noticed that a couple of pistons had nicks out of their top edges, and some pretty nasty cavitation in their crowns. Not surprisingly, it still blew a lot of exhaust gases out through the crankcase after I got it back together - so much so, in fact, that it blew the oil filler cap out at high revs.

      This was remedied with the patent-pending Mr. Roadkill "Moto-Bong". This consisted of about four feet of garden hose running from the top of the engine (where the breather hose used to go) into a four litre oil bottle tied behind the right-hand headlight and about 3/4 filled with water.I managed to get another couple of thousand kilometres out of that car before it finally died.

      How about an unlicenced transmitter?

      The car after that, a '67 Corona (with the 12R instead of the stock 2R, in case anyone is interested) needed new ignition leads, and I had no money. No problem - Air-spaced TV coax can be hacked to suit. I used Dick Smith W-2082 (as I worked there at the time and got it cheap). Pull the outer sheath off carefully, take the foil and braid off the dielectric, and then slip the dielectric back into the sheath. Sparkplugs have those screw terminals for a reason, and you can make connectors into the distributor and coil easily enough by wrapping the centre conductor around the sheath a few times, and maybe making the end oval with a pair of pliers to increase grip in the sockets you wedge the ends into. The neighbours always knew when I was about to get home, because of the snow on their televisions.

    16. Re:Cars! by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

      A redneck would have done this with a Pinto, not a Brit's Mini. Since the Mini is so small, this is a teenager's Power Wheel.

      -Slashdot Junky

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    17. Re:Cars! by Morgon · · Score: 1

      Documentation, please. ;)

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    18. Re:Cars! by ticklish2day · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know those demented motorists who drive at 40mph in the fast lane on the interstate? I was looking for a way to get back at those pseudo-maniacs. I found a cute LED display (BetaBrite) in Sams. Picked one up, googled a bit and found the protocol. Put together a Java program to interface with the LED sign through RS-232. Placed it at the rear window/windshield, plugged it into my cigarette lighter socket and connected it to my laptop. Stored a few choice messages into the sign's memory.
      Now, depending on the situation, I display the appropriate message on the sign. It's fun to see the looks on people's faces! Good to know that if you are a geek, you don't have to take road-abuse.

    19. Re:Cars! by russotto · · Score: 1

      Naa, just using someone else's aftermarket parts isn't hacking. Unless those parts were designed for a completely different automobile, or you used them in a manner unintended by the maker, or you modified them somehow.

      For example, installing Lexus projector beam lights in a Lexus = no hack. Installing them in an older Miata, under polycarbonate so you could use the headlights without raising them = hack.

    20. Re:Cars! by Shinglor · · Score: 1

      Looks pretty stock standard to me. Oh, I see. You put some new seat covers in.

    21. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.ricecop.com

    22. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      white trash, but it's not up on blocks.

    23. Re:Cars! by attercoppe · · Score: 1


      I've wanted to do this forever...awesome.

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    24. Re:Cars! by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The fans flow so little compared to the cfm requirements of an operating engine that they'd act as a restriction...

    25. Re:Cars! by Myrcurial · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah... and you've got a "turbo boost" button and big fluffy 80's Michael Knight hair.

    26. Re:Cars! by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "The fans flow so little compared to the cfm requirements of an operating engine that they'd act as a restriction..."

      doesn't say the intake was prevented from drawing in other sources of air, the poster simple said that a fan was also feeding the air intake, otherwise you'd be right. That's why products like the Tornado Fuel Saver are so funny, the idea of something interrupting the flow of air into your intake increasing mpg or horsepower.

      If the fan is sucking in cooler air from outside the vehicle and blowing it towards the air intake then that could be a small help.

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    27. Re:Cars! by confused+one · · Score: 1
      highly doubtful. a typical small fan flows maybe 10cfm. a 1.6L (relatively small engine) at full throttle & 6000 rpm will require >150 cfm. That's less than 7% of the required flow.

      Second, you'd be competing with the air flowing into the engine compartment from the grill and across the radiator.

      Finally, all modern cars use a cold air intake -- the air is actually drawn from a vent either in front of the radiator; or, along the side of the fender. It's already getting cool, fresh air.

    28. Re:Cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real Car Hackers Hack their ECU's.
      Start with a simple code reader, and work your way up to designing ECU maps for performance companies.

    29. Re:Cars! by Eil · · Score: 1


      Heh. I thought about doing something like that once with my car but eventually ruled it out as being too big a project and I didn't particularly want to risk the reliability of my vehicle and the potential for a large amount of wasted time should I hit a major stumbling block.

      That said, do you have a web site to show this thing off? What happens when you have a hard disk crash or some other kind of relatively catastrophic failure? Do you at least have backup gauges or manual override switches for critical systems (e.g. headlights)?

    30. Re:Cars! by Eil · · Score: 1


      You stole my idea! :P

      Actually, a lot of people have independently thought these up. I've seen the idea pop up on newsgroups, web sites, and overheard conversations. I first came across the idea on my own about 5 years ago, but still haven't actually made one of my own. I've even dreamed up a cool voice recognition interface augmented by a small LCD display and a couple of buttons so you can make your own messages on the fly.

      I think that a company could literally rake in the dough producing these and selling them to the bling-bling crowd. With all the other silly shit those people do to their cars, I'm 100% positive that LED signs would take off like wildfire. I'm tempted to guess that they might be illegal through some obscure law because they might be misinterpreted by other motorists as brake lights or something, but I've never researched it.

  12. xbox by millahtime · · Score: 1

    Does M$ xbox count? Of course there are a lod of people hacking that

    1. Re:xbox by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I modded mine too, but I don't think it should count as a hack when someone else's work is implemented.

      Unless you improve upon the methodology or end result.

    2. Re:xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to say no. It is a pc if you look at the specs and its been done HOW many times?

    3. Re:xbox by toasted_calamari · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't see why it wouldn't, it certainly qualifys as hacking.

      I hacked a Dakota digital camera.

      10 bucks for a blurry 1.3 mp camera, how could I not hack it?

    4. Re:xbox by s4m7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't afford an Xbox, you Insensitive Clod!

      Besides doesn't the posting specify "non-pc" hacking? An Xbox is really just a neutered PC. Now if you made the Xbox actually DO something cool, other than just boot/run unsigned code, that might be worth mentioning.

      My other Xbox is a Long-Range ballistic missile guidance system

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    5. Re:xbox by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      YES! XBox hacking if PHUN!

      Love Evox!!

  13. Once I hacked an old cd player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...into a million peices with an ax.

    1. Re:Once I hacked an old cd player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For real...
      I've taken several old cdrom drives apart and removed the laser diode from them. You can get them to work if you use very little power (I burned up 3 before I got it right). It's pretty cool though.

    2. Re:Once I hacked an old cd player... by fpp · · Score: 1

      Coolness. What did you use them for (is the light visible?), and how much power do you need to apply?

  14. The ancient art of phreaking by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    phones: see the above webpage.

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    1. Re:The ancient art of phreaking by stuffduff · · Score: 1

      That "modem sounding band" is probably teletype.

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    2. Re:The ancient art of phreaking by neilsly · · Score: 1

      read that too.

      did he say it picked up shortwave? I know he said it was picking up VHF and UHF TV and right around those two bands are the paging bands. Could of been pocsag or flex.

  15. Animal... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

    Too bad they didn't stick to the O'Reilly tradition of using an animal on the cover of the book. They could use a monkey :P

    1. Re:Animal... by ALecs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, they've already used a monkey for "Managing the Windows NT Registry".

      No - I'm not joking either. :)

  16. goats by supertbone · · Score: 0

    goats!

  17. hack.. by grub · · Score: 0


    RealDolls... but calling it "hacking" is a bit of a stretch..

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  18. phones by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    phone's are my personal favorite, they are easy to do and you don't get shocked too hard... the light up ones and the caller id's are the best to do, changing leds and such. speaking of changing leds, someone will mention the dreamcast or ps2 LED mod

    but phones are simple, and don't hold a big charge... although, there's nothing like a good 9 volt zap in the morning to wake you up.

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    1. Re:phones by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny
      phone's are my personal favorite, they are easy to do and you don't get shocked too hard
      That's my primary criterion before beginning a hacking project - will the electric shock cause permanent injury or death?
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    2. Re:phones by enrayged · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I once had an '82 Camaro RS (ok still do but its on blocks) that originally came with a very weak v6 engine. I "accidently" blew the motor... so my dad and me hacked a 350 that came out of a 72 Camaro (nice 4 bolt main... still have that too) into the car. Was fun finding motor mounts, re-wiring, but the coolest part was mating the little 5 speed to it... took some fancy footwork finding the right bellhousing, which finally came off of a camaro, but of course it didnt have the bracket for the hydrolic clutch so we had to fabricate one monster garage style ( was about 11-12 years ago)

      Damn that thing could move afterwards. I could spin tires from first to 3rd gear. And with that tranny had excelent gas milage for a carbeurated engine. Always thought I would blow the tranny... but the only thing that went out drivetrain wise was the throwout bearing.

      That was a fun ugly car... never lost a street race in it after that... and everyone always wondered how I got that fugly car to move like it did

    3. Re:phones by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      That's my primary criterion before beginning a hacking project - will the electric shock cause permanent injury or death?

      I mean, if you don't run the risk of first degree electrical burns, is the hack really worth the effort?

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    4. Re:phones by youngerpants · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slightly OT

      I once bought an original Pole Position II arcade off ebay (about 120). After a few months the screen went a bit screwy, so i found a newsgroup concerning acade repair.

      The people on the group were really helpful and were talking me through fixing the problem... however I kept the arcade plugged in so I could see the results. FZZZZZZPT! I get knocked about 5 foot, manage to crawl to my laptop and type very slowly "brb, ambulance"

      my gf was first shocked, then scared, then calling me "pathetic"

    5. Re:phones by Richard_L_James · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's my primary criterion before beginning a hacking project - will the electric shock cause permanent injury or death?

      Hey, so what permanent injury's do you have? As clearly your not dead.... erm are you?!????

    6. Re:phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny.

      I would have nominated you for the "first shocked, then scared" role.

    7. Re:phones by simetra · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, you had me until gf. Nice try.

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      "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
    8. Re:phones by morkeld · · Score: 1, Funny

      When I was younger, I was very much the mall rat. I spent a lot of time at the local arcade in the mall and got to know the people that worked there pretty well. I remember one of the managers telling me a similar story. This guy was an area manager in the NC area and would visit the various stores throughout the month. He said one of them (I forget which one) was supposed to have a dent in the wall where a repair guy had done the same thing. The dent was supposed to be autographed too! :)

    9. Re:phones by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      I worked in an Arcade, those things really do throw you back 5 feet if you're stupid.

      A boss tried to pry off the monitor-connector without a ground on his screwdriver. BAM. Hit the wall *really hard* .

    10. Re:phones by BillX · · Score: 1

      but phones are simple, and don't hold a big charge

      Until someone rings you, and better than 60VAC comes down the line :-)

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    11. Re:phones by !3ren · · Score: 1


      If you're smart they just give you lip though

    12. Re:phones by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      The first lesson I learned in the real world was from installing a new phone jack. The lesson was: Install the new jack first, then run wire to existing jack, then hook up that wire.
      Do not hook up wire to existing jack, then run it to new jack and hook it up there. And if you do, don't strip wire with your teeth.
      You see, the 48v idle power isn't that bad, but when the phone rings and they send 90vAC down the line, that sucks.
      For the record, I had stripped green, and was holding red in my mouth about to strip it, which of course meant that green was resting on my bottom lip.

    13. Re:phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's so bash. Dumb asshat! (For getting shocked by a live CRT and then IRCing it.)

    14. Re:phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      phone's are my personal favorite
      the caller id's are the best

      Maybe you should open a book on punctuation and read up on apostrophe usage.

  19. Let's just say ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    nitrous-oxide powered nose hair clippers and leave it at that (and way over there against the wall if you know what's good for you).

    Is it staring at me?

    1. Re:Let's just say ... by 74nova · · Score: 1

      what did you use for fuel? nitrous only supplies the air...

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    2. Re:Let's just say ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what did you use for fuel? nitrous only supplies the air...

      He obviously uses the hair for fuel.

  20. Non-PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does my Pimpbot count as non politically correct hardware?

  21. Speedpass by NeoTheOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to build a cracked speedpass from Sixflags but havent gotten to it yet.

    1. Re:Speedpass by NeoTheOne · · Score: 1

      Obviously you dont use the thing called the right side of the brain...its where creativity occurs. 1)obtain shell of qbot 2)solder custom inner crap with LCD 3)??? 4)PROFIT!!

  22. ipod? by BeatdownGeek · · Score: 1

    How long before somebody hacks the iPod to make it play WMA files?

    1. Re:ipod? by style7711 · · Score: 1

      WMA? hopefully never. Ogg support would be nice though.

  23. Hacking non-pc hardware by sunami · · Score: 1

    I haven't done any of these myself, but I've seen people who've attached flashy lights to their TV whenever they turn it on, and equip wheelie chairs with fire extinguishers (rocket chairs).

  24. my coolest 'hack' by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    its non-technical, but i think it counts for a hack.

    When i was in high school there was a particular big dumb jock that would pick on me. It was a catholic high school. So I stole some official letterhead paper from the guidance counselor's office and an official envelope with the school info on it.

    I proceeded to type up an expulsion letter on the letterhead paper, saying he had been caught masturbating on campus, and as a good catholic school we could not allow that. I made it sound much more official. Had my friend forge the dean's signature, and that if they (his parents) had any questions about it, feel free to call (phone number included).

    Then I mailed it.

    he never found out it was me that did that, and he did still pick on me... but i'd say I got even.

    1. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      absolutely not.

      shame on YOU.

      -JeanBaptiste

    2. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and after going to collegehumor.com for the first time ever, I was unable to find any story close to what I have done.

      post a link or shut up.

      -JB

    3. Re:my coolest 'hack' by wittyesotericmoniker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That was you?

      After that incident I fell of the ego building pedestal of jockdom and retreated into the world of solitary geekdom and then further into the socially isolating depths of the slashdot community, the only place where my disgusting lustful habits would be accepted as humorous adolescent anecdotes.

      Please restore my ego by modding +5 Funny.

    4. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I have a situation with a particular arsehole at work who actually complained to higher management about me using *his* coffee up, so I take revenge when ever I feel like it.

      I hack into his Windows machine and kill the WinLogon process. Then I jump up and go make coffee - looking all innocent! It takes 5-10 seconds before the machine just reboots. He's reinstalled Windows 4 times so far and changed most of his hardware. I let it go for a week or two between reboots to give him the impression that a rebuild actually helps things.

      I try and time these events with his lunchtime game playing or when he's lecturing a junior on how good his software is. (During his good programming lectures I selectively kill OLE processes, causing his app to fail with access violations.)

      Pathetic I know, but boy it cracks us all up.

    5. Re:my coolest 'hack' by mtpruitt · · Score: 3, Funny

      In a similar vein, I had an Indian friend who, even though he was a literary genius, had difficulty with the more mundane features of life such as paper work. The kids in the college dorm forged an email from the university's Dean of Students saying that, unfortunately, his student visa had been revoked because he had not completed the forms properly and to report to the consulate as soon as possible to avoid being deported.

      He screamed very loudly.

    6. Re:my coolest 'hack' by 3waygeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another good Windows hack -- delete/rename the HKLM/Software/Microsoft/Windows NT/CurrentVersion/WinLogon/Userinit registry value.

      This allows the user to log in, but he'll be logged off immediately since userinit.exe is the program responsible for launching the Windows Explorer desktop. The only way to repair it is with a boot disk or by editing the afflicted machine's registry remotely.

    7. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that one, but I have the ultimate for a really really good laugh.

      Windows has a feature where you can tell the shell to execute another program (with command line parameters) when a particular program is run.

      So I hack into his box and change his Visual Studio.net to run Visual C++ 6.0. God its soooo funny, I make him install Visual Studio.net about once a month.

      hehe

    8. Re:my coolest 'hack' by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's FUN working in an office full of old time "techies" and "programmers" who don't know shit about a modern PC..

      My old standby is "NET SEND * ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" or a "WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE" or a "CRAMAK GONNA FIX IT!" or other such geek in-joke nonsense.

      Noone knows where the messages came from (I change my computers ident to something like "CPU-CORE" to make it look official).

      The best use of it was when a kid who worked here for about a month was fired, I changed my PC's name to his login ID, and started NET SENDing messages like "FIRE ME, WILL YA? YOU'll BE SORRY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"..

      They pulled plugs out of the T1 demarq spot, unplugged all the modem lines, disabled the WiFi module we use to test our mobile apps, but the messages persisted!

      I could hardly keep a straight face as people were bursting into my office, panic stricken, saying "He's in our computers!! He's going to delete all our files! How's he getting in! How do we stop him?"

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    9. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      If I had mods point...

    10. Re:my coolest 'hack' by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 5, Funny

      Conversely, it can be fun to work in an office of old-time Win weasels, who know nothing about Unix, but manage to have much cooler workstations than I do. A simple amusement is to wait until they have someone in their office (or on the phone) to whom they are loudly bragging about their technical prowess, and then telnet in and run some nice .au like a toilet flushing.

      BTW, our Sun systems have the flush.au installed by default in /usr/demo. I always thought this was very considerate of them, but I do wonder what the intended use for it was...

    11. Re:my coolest 'hack' by TheTranceFan · · Score: 1

      Good question. It seems that some xemacs package is carrying those sounds around to...i've got it at /usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/flush.a u /thinking of xemacs'ers...

    12. Re:my coolest 'hack' by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Try changing your window ident to localhost and see what happens.

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    13. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats nice to know, unfortunately, I belive your fired now.

    14. Re:my coolest 'hack' by ticklish2day · · Score: 1

      What if your boss/supervisor/overlord is reads Slashdot? Won't all your @$$ are belong to him then? ;)

    15. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was you!?!

    16. Re:my coolest 'hack' by eexlebots · · Score: 1

      you sir are a true BOFH. I salute you!

      --
      ***
    17. Re:my coolest 'hack' by archaic0 · · Score: 1

      It's got to be one of the oldest tricks in the book, but remember that pesky shell= line in your Windows config?

      Only a year ago at a large eastern ISP I did this small hack to one of the 'senior' tech's computer. Thinking that he'd laugh when he saw calculator come up instead of his desktop and fix it.

      THE ENTIRE IT DEPT of the ISP got in on it and for the life of them could not fix it so they started a re-install!

      It took me a week to fess up because I was afraid of the wrath I would catch, but when I finally told a supervisor about it he laughed and all had a good time.

      I still can't believe that they hadn't seen that before... but you never know just how deep some of our modern day techs roots go (or don't go).

      Ever try to have a new college grad try to load an app on a C64? *smile*

      --
      [ http://www.dvigroup.net/self ] ...where I keep my pennies and nickels...
    18. Re:my coolest 'hack' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not nice. I would call you a cracker.

  25. Want real fun? by BloodSpite · · Score: 0

    Put a amplifier in your car.
    Now get one of those good old fashion Jason Masks. You know, the ones that glow?

    We got bored and hooked a 40 Watt light socket on the dash of my buddies Blazer a few years back and put the Jason Mask in front of it.
    Ran the wires through the Amplifier so it would flash with the beat of the music.

    Turn off the head lights and watch people spazz as we pull behind them

    --
    The truth does not change by our ability to stomach it -Flannery O'Conner
  26. i'm a phreaker, so... by funkywhat2 · · Score: 1

    i've been trying to get my motorola dcp-550 working. it's not going as well as i had hoped, though. my cd player gets ripped apart all the time, but not the hack, just to fix.

    --
    Personally, I prefer to blame the incomprehensible Michael Spindler, CEO of Red Ink Corps.
  27. I HACKED INTO MY OVEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To find out why the fucking thing wasn't working this morning. Turns out they still use glass fuses after all these years. Good job oven manufacturers way to keep up with technology. I mean where the hell do you get glass fuses in this day and age?

    1. Re:I HACKED INTO MY OVEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean where the hell do you get glass fuses in this day and age?

      From Oven manufacturers perhaps?

    2. Re:I HACKED INTO MY OVEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea! Why that would only take a couple of weeks to get them to ship them from China or India or whatever.

  28. non pc hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THe Glorious Technology known as DEE ESS ESS

    Long live the HU

  29. My latest hack. by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had some cobwebs up in the corner of the tall "cathedral" ceiling of my apartment. I zip-tied my Swiffer to a mop handle, making an extra-long Swiffer.

    If you don't think this is a good hack, you have no imagination.

    1. Re:My latest hack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I real hacker would have found a way to lower the ceiling.

    2. Re:My latest hack. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Put a tennis ball into a pair of your girlfriend's/wife's old panty hose, bounce it up at the cobwebs a few times.

      But since you publicly confess to owning an extra-long Swiffer, you probably dont have a girlfriend or wife.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    3. Re:My latest hack. by Alzheimers · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Two sheets of bounty with a little Pledge sprayed between makes an excellent, cheap replacement for those damn swifter rags.

    4. Re:My latest hack. by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either that, or he's figured out something you haven't yet. Namely, a guy who uses a Swiffer is a guy who's got a girlfriend who'll do anything.

      If he uses a vacuum as well she'll do it twice.

      KFG

    5. Re:My latest hack. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Viva. Trust me on this one.

      KFG

    6. Re:My latest hack. by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Two sheets of bounty with a little Pledge sprayed between makes an excellent, cheap replacement for those damn swifter rags.

      So does a damp paper towel. (I'm *really* cheap, I guess.)

      Unfortunately, most of the time I'm wanting the fur-collecting capability of the dry ones (I have a German Shepherd Dog and a whole lotta laminate flooring... )

      What I really need is a Roomba to hack. But like I said... I'm *really* cheap, I guess.

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    7. Re:My latest hack. by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Man...I may be cheap, but Viva!?

      That's just wrong!

    8. Re:My latest hack. by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sense distrust. :)

      Bounty may be the quicker picker upper, and thus the superiour technology for spills, but in any application where you are prone to reach for a Handiwipe, rag, dishcloth, etc. Viva is unbeatable.

      If you're going to spray Pledge on it, Viva is the one you want.

      Even in paper towel technology the right tool for the right job applies.

      KFG

    9. Re:My latest hack. by Quarters · · Score: 1
      So does a broom handle with a bunch of pieces of stray or nylon attached to the bottom.

      It's called a, "broom". It's reuseable, too!

    10. Re:My latest hack. by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

      I built a flamethrower with insect spray + lighter last year when attacking the wasp nest in my garden. I don't really like that idea. The flame was too weak to be effective... At the end of the day, it took an old fashioned motolov cocktail to finish off the job.

    11. Re:My latest hack. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Real geeks have their mom clean the cobwebs.

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    12. Re:My latest hack. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Real moms don't clean webs, they remove them.
      It sucks. Most of my spiders are homeless now.

    13. Re:My latest hack. by Cecil · · Score: 1

      I agree with KFG. Viva is great, don't just assume a product sucks because it's cheap. For example, I prefer Safeway's Dr. Skipper to real Dr. Pepper sometimes (although it depends on my mood). Regardless, it's good. Hooray for cheap stuff, if you don't try it, you're often missing out.

    14. Re:My latest hack. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try Lysol spray. It looks like the end of the world when that shit lights up!

  30. Routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many routers (wired and wireless) are free or dirt cheap after mail in rebate. I've attempted to hack cheap belkin and US Robotics routers I've picked up - attempting to pick apart the firmware. The only thing is, once you flash it, if you made one mistake the device is as good as ruined. On the belkin router, I made the kernel out to be a Nucleus Plus kernel with strings with "Aurora" in them scattered throughout. I found a large hunk of gzipped data in the file, but I couldn't find any structures deeper than that. Does anyone know about the structures of this type of firmware, and know how I could take it apart, to at the very least see how it works?

    1. Re:Routers by mangu · · Score: 1

      Hmmpf. When I saw the title "routers", this being an article about hardware hacking, I thought about routers like Black and Decker, Skil, Bosch, or, going into the smaller size, perhaps a Dremel.

    2. Re:Routers by nm42 · · Score: 1
      I killed my router once when the power went out during a flash update.

      Email the manufacturer's support. I got a neat little app that will rewrite the flash memory even if the box is totally dead.

  31. Cars by millahtime · · Score: 1

    People "hack" cars all the time. To make the fast, stronger and "better" than they were before. Like there is a neat little "hack" you can by to make a full size pickup do a quarter mile in like 12 seconds (fast for an a stock engine). It's an engine computer "hack"

    1. Re:Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 seconds? Maybe with a Ford F-150 Lightning you could get 12 seconds on a stock engine..maybe.

      And the computer hack you are refering to just advances the engine timing and leans out the fuel/air ratio..things we used to do with a wrench back in the day(tm).

  32. Rebooting a lift. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People got stuck in a lift. I just switched the mains off and on again, the lift display jumped through 34 and 97 (in 4-floor building) and the lift moved safely to the nearest floor :)

    1. Re:Rebooting a lift. by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      So this is a hack how?

      This is the equivalent of every moron who reboots their PC saying they hacked it by turning it off and on.

      --
      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  33. Does this count? by zhrike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Running solar ignitors to a couple of bottle rockets mounted to the grill of an old Buick Regal, connected to a switch panel in the front?

    Ok, maybe not, but it was fun to have bottle rocket launchers in the front of the car.

    Once in a while, they actually went where you wanted them to (the rockets, not the car).

    1. Re:Does this count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try estes rockets w/ percussion caps and some extra powder for something more dramatic

    2. Re:Does this count? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Once in a while, they actually went where you wanted them to (the rockets, not the car).

      Yeah, not much chance of making a Buick Regal go where you wanted it to.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    3. Re:Does this count? by murderdeathkill · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes, a fine hack, from my youth. We used to tape Estes D, first stage, engines to a stick, tape some Jumping Jax, Fire crackers, whatever fireworks we had, to that top and jam a fuse in the end. great fun.

  34. Possibilities by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost any kind of consumer electronic equipment can be modified to do things it wasn't intended to do.

    *eyes electric massagers*

    You don't saaaay....

    1. Re:Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c'mon, even a cell phone can be modded for THAT

    2. Re:Possibilities by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny
      "eyes electric massagers"


      I once hacked a sybian into a sanding machine.

    3. Re:Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...wouldn't modding it the other way work better? (at least for your gf)

    4. Re:Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...wouldn't modding it the other way work better?


      Nah, that'd have been (-1, Troll), instead of (+5, Funny)... ;P~~~

    5. Re:Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any link between SYBIAN and SYMBIAN?

  35. Wall mounted alarm clock... by gertsenl · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's easy, with just a standard quad-NAND integrated circuit, to make your alarm clock wall mounted.

    1) Hold clock up by power cord, against wall
    2) Position IC over power cord
    3) Apply hammer to IC, driving pins 1-16 into wall.
    4) Connect ground, Vcc, and inputs as desired.

    --
    --Leo
    1. Re:Wall mounted alarm clock... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Good work - I tried this with a 555 and it didn't cut it. Thanks!

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    2. Re:Wall mounted alarm clock... by mangu · · Score: 1

      Huh? But a quad-NAND has only 14 pins. You don't mean a BCD-to-HEX decoder, do you?

    3. Re:Wall mounted alarm clock... by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      5) Apply duct tape. I can't believe you left out this *vital* step!

    4. Re:Wall mounted alarm clock... by gertsenl · · Score: 1

      Oh, right, quad D-flip-flop. My bad.

      --
      --Leo
  36. Gameboy Advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a great system for homebrew stuff - the assembly and c required is fairly easy, the hardware is pretty powerful in its intended way, and all the equipment needed costs less than $150 shipped - a lot less, if you know where to look.

    1. Re:Gameboy Advance by Paladine97 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't really say you're hacking the Gameboy Advance considering you just bought a pre-hacked Flashcart, pre-hacked homegrown devel kit, and building some programs for the well-documented system.

      To me, it would be hacking if you wrote a program that made the GBA connect to some device that it wasn't intended for (like a digital camera, etc).

    2. Re:Gameboy Advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because there's no possibility of hardware hacking a GBA...like I couldn't possibly have added RCA output or a light or anything.

  37. The ultimate hack.... by Channard · · Score: 1

    I bow before the uber hackerness of anyone who got the neutred Boba Fett toy's missile to fire.

    1. Re:The ultimate hack.... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Funny

      rumor has it leia did once

    2. Re:The ultimate hack.... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      After finding out about it's original design, I tried to get the li'l rocket out of his backpack... sadly, it joined most of the rest of my childhood action figures in pieces. (sigh)

      --
      Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  38. Is that a dishwasher or a Welder? by Grand+Facade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does using dishwasher parts in my TIG welder count?

    --
    Rick B.
    1. Re:Is that a dishwasher or a Welder? by lscotte · · Score: 1

      Define "doing dishwasher parts" ... as in fabbing your own? That's cool...

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      This post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
  39. I hack rock crawling vehicles by lscotte · · Score: 2

    Rock crawling is great fun... I currently have an '85 4runner which has Chevy 63" rears, Jeep Wrangler fronts, Inchworm 5:1 transfer case, 5.29 axles, detroit locker, and 35x15.5 TSL-SX tires, and I'm not done yet!

    It's a motorsport most people probably can't understand, but once you get hooked, you're hooked.

    --
    This post is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
    1. Re:I hack rock crawling vehicles by Drone637 · · Score: 1

      Suzuki SJ410 with 5.12 gears, Rear Spool, Front Detroit EZ-Lock, 9000lb Superwinch, SOA and 33x12.5 MTR's with more to come.

      I'm suprised you went with the Chevy & YJ combo instead of Wagoneer springs. Have you bobbed the back of the bed yet?

    2. Re:I hack rock crawling vehicles by muckdog · · Score: 1

      Hey there's geek dialect I haven't heard in a while. 77 Ford Bronco, NP431 w/granny low, twin-stick shifter for Dana 20 xfer case, 23 gallon gas tank, 351W, 3" suspension lift, 33x12.5 Goodyears. Soon to have custom bumper, rool cage, 4 point seat belts, custom dash, rhinolined interior, etc.

    3. Re:I hack rock crawling vehicles by lscotte · · Score: 1

      Yep, should have gone with the 440044 waggys! And I may swap out the chevy's for some ford springs which are stiffer and I can take out the blocks (axle wrap is no fun).

      Probably won't bob it - I need the space!

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    4. Re:I hack rock crawling vehicles by lscotte · · Score: 1

      A different type of geek! :-)

      I like the broncos alot... A couple people in our club have early broncos. The 4-squirrel-powered 22re toyota engine just isn't the same as a good american V8!

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  40. It's not electronic, but by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

    I've been tweaking the crap out of my bicycle. It's a dual suspension bike, but I wanted a rack on the back to put my bag on.

    So, after one afternoon in the machine-shop and a pile of scrap aluminium and spare screws, I managed to get a rack intended for a non-rear suspension bike over my rear wheel in an amazingly sturdy and resilient manner. I even managed to attach extra hardpoints for my rear reflector and light and an under-the-seat attachment for my lock to keep it out of the way while I pedal.

    --
    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
    1. Re:It's not electronic, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got any pictures?

  41. Laminate flooring and electrical system by mekkab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Home ownership: the ultimate hackers dream.

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:Laminate flooring and electrical system by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. I just pulled the last of some 95 year old wiring out of my 95 year old house. How many people have hacked really old things?

    2. Re:Laminate flooring and electrical system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like your mom? /obligatory

    3. Re:Laminate flooring and electrical system by ODD97 · · Score: 1

      I HACKED YOUR MOM!
      *cough*
      Score -5, redundant... Bye bye, karma.

      --
      The emperor is naked.
  42. How about... by Slick_Snake · · Score: 3, Interesting

    building a Apple Lisa (more or less) from the ground up for a class with nothing but the 68000 reference material, the chips, and wire.

    1. Re:How about... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Wire wrap.

      Do you have any idea how many wires it takes to hook up a SIMPLE x86 single board computer?

      (Senior Group Project)

    2. Re:How about... by freshmkr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      building a Apple Lisa (more or less) from the ground up for a class with nothing but the 68000 reference material, the chips, and wire.

      I find that unlikely. Among other quirks, the Apple Lisa has a home-grown MMU, developed in house by engineers who empirically determined what 68000 instructions could be restarted after a page fault, and how. The 68000 was not designed for virtual memory, you see, so the Apple folks had to experiment and create their own software and hardware to make it happen.

      I would be surprised if anyone put that much that effort into a class. If you built a 68k computer with a bitmap display, then you have something there, but it's not a Lisa. Don't think that just because the Lisa came out before the first Mac that it's a more primitive system--in fact it's quite the opposite.

      Please substantiate your claim!

      --Tom

    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for cryin' out loud. Who's the dipshit to moderated that down? It's a friggin' funny comment you moron.

    4. Re:How about... by Slick_Snake · · Score: 1
      Ok so it wasn't a complete Lisa, but I never said it was. I only used the Lisa name because would know what I'm talking about. Notice the words (more or less). We did build out own MMU as well as interfaced an ACIA which we over clocked to 38.4 K baud. We also incorporated a PIT and a Nintendo Light Gun. The Light Gun required a one-shot due to its design and required a television screen as apposed to the computer monitor. We couldn't get the right kind of graphics card to output to a TV so the Gun was canned even though it worked. Communications we done through the acia to a terminal on a PC and graphics were done with ANSI escape codes. All software was written in assembly and was custom to the setup we had build. The project was a semester long 500 level class at an engineering school and was not easy in the least.

      So you see I did make a working 68000 computer it may be missing a few things, but come on it was a one semester class. And as far as effort hows 30 hours a week in lab.

  43. Not a hack... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    really, but it impresses people. Last year i got a ti-83+ silver edition, clear case with silver glitter in the plastic. Thought what the hell and threw 2 blue leds and a microswitch inside the thing. Turned out brighter than i expected, enough to read by in the dark or enough to catch the attention of the person at the next desk if i turn it on. Also changed the backlight in my old nokia from green to blue(ps surface mount leds are a bitch and a half to solder even with a fine tip). The coolest thing though probably was building a 56k acoustic coupler. Old school phreaking is always cool non pc hardware hacking too... Ah, memories of junior high and beige boxing...

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:Not a hack... by rholliday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      TICalc.org has several articles on things like that. My favorites are Overclocking and Battery Expander.

      --
      Xbox reviews.. We think they're funny.
  44. That periscope wigs me out. by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're looking anywhere other than out your windows or at your dashboard while you're driving, there are issues.

    And it's nice to know that my dreams of Internet toast have been fulfilled.

    Anyone with a little skill/determination (yeah, that's a slash, not an "and") can hack anything; I think a more interesting article would be about maverick hacks that actually turned out to be useful. Like, say someone turned a toaster into a door-to-door salesman irradiation device. That would be amazingly useful.

    1. Re:That periscope wigs me out. by operagost · · Score: 1

      An internet-connected oven would be much more useful. You could start it preheating from your bluetooth PDA before you got home. Just toss in the potato or frozen pizza when you walk in.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  45. you mean like... by nineoneone · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hacked several functioning consumer electronic devices into fully-working doorstops?

    --
    sig under development
  46. Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by phasm42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once dremeled a PCB from an old power supply into several pieces, then resoldered and glued it back together so that it still worked, and tried to sell it on eBay as modern art. Unfortunately, no one bit. An interesting hack I've seen is something I think a lot of electronics slashdotters out there should note: Cheap oscilloscope using your sound card. The software is available on the web, just get your signals into at +/- 1 or 2V range, and you have a dual channel low frequency scope that plugs into any sound card. Check the voltage range of line-out to get an idea of what's acceptable. I started making an adapter to provide a high impedance input and scaling the signal down, but got distracted and haven't revisited the project in a while.

    --
    "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    1. Re:Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I prefer a portable scope. Plus, it puts ancient gameboys to work.

    2. Re:Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, that's killer cool. I love it!

    3. Re:Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by tornado2258 · · Score: 1

      Is that thing any good. I have an old gameboy lying around somewhere and am very tempted...

    4. Re:Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      It appears to work. I am trying to justify spending $180 for one when I can get a real handheld scope for $140.

    5. Re:Cheap oscilloscope using sound card by attercoppe · · Score: 1


      Damn, that reminds me...

      I once invented the Handspring PDA, pretty much...soon after I got my first GameBoy (late, maybe 1992ish), I thought, "Why not cartridges that make this a phone, calendar/planner, etc. etc.?" (P.S. What ever happened to the Sony ReadMan? Another option for old GameBoys - ebook readers!)

      About the same time I also invented the digital picture frame. A shame I never patented these sort of things before someone else did...

      --
      Hardware Geeks Do It With The Covers Off!
  47. Rockets .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    an open source flight computer .... feel free to steal the design and/or software

  48. CHECK ENGINE light, et al by stuffduff · · Score: 1
    I looked at the OBD-II, but decided that I didn't want to lug my laptop everywhere so I went with the Equus OBD-II Reader instead. I mean I could take it to the dealer and pay 75 bucks, or pop my battery cable; but where's the fun in that?

    Does anyone know of any low voltage led sequencer designs for driving fiber optic strands in sequence?
    I'd like to spice up a Star Destroyer and maybe a few other spaceships!

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  49. TiVo of course! by RevRagnarok · · Score: 1

    TiVo of course! Ethernet, e-mail checker, etc, etc... ;)

    --
    I should put something clever here. Maybe someday.
  50. EFI by activesynapsis · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Reprogramming the fuel injection computer on my car. When you change pretty much anything on the engine (cam, intake, etc...) in order to make it run to full potential, you really need to change the fuel tables.

    Plus on 80/90's GM EFI cars, there's a cruise fuel saving routine that's not enabled from the factory. 29 MPG highway from a 350 CI V8 baybee.

    1. Re:EFI by idfubar · · Score: 1

      That is amazingly cool; do you have a write-up of the hack? I really hope you read the response to your post, it doesn't seem like you've enabled any other way to contact you!

      --

      Rishi Chopra
      www.rishichopra.org
    2. Re:EFI by activesynapsis · · Score: 1

      I don't have a write-up as it was done over a few months. But my main source of info was http://www.diy-efi.org/gmecm/ and http://www.thirdgen.org/techbb2/ on the eprom forum. diyefi has a file (somewhere) that's a commented decompiled listing of a 89 Corvette eprom, which happened to be the same image I run, so that made it a lot easier.

    3. Re:EFI by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      they aren't cheap, but a MoTeC ECU will let you play with your injection maps to your little hearts content, along with pretty much everything else that you can electronically control in your engine (uhh...injection mapping, ignition...what else is there?). truly a hacker's dream toy.

      Sure but then it's not hacking.

      I'm in the process or reverse engineering the ECU on my 1986 Mazda RX-7 right now. I've recieved about a million responses like yours, about buying an off the shelf EMS. There are at several companies that make aftermarket ECU's for my car, but I'd rather hack the factory unit to do what I want.

      I'll learn more this way, it will cost less money, and once the work is done once, it will be easy to duplicate 100 times for all those other RX-7 owners out there. People won't need to spend the blue book value of their car just to be able to properly adjust their car for their mods. I won't have to mess with the factory wiring or sensors, and I will retain 100% of the functionality of the stock system.

      Here's a link for anyone interested.

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    4. Re:EFI by rs25com · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate on this cruise control routine... please? :)

    5. Re:EFI by activesynapsis · · Score: 1

      It's not related to cruise control. The routine leans out your fuel mixture to save fuel when cruising at a semi-constant speed as you would on a highway. The EPA didn't agree with this idea since it actually increases emissions from the lean mixture (NOx I think) so GM disabled it.

    6. Re:EFI by rs25com · · Score: 1

      My bad, I knew what you meant, my hands just typed something else. Irregardless, was this something you achieved by pulling the chip and reprogramming it, or is this something that could be enabled by connecting a laptop to the data port found in many of these GM cars? Or, alternately, could you point me to some resources where I could further research this?

      Seems sad that the EPA killed it. I wonder if the emissions were significantly higher to offset the amount of fuel that otherwise gets used and the pollution it creates.

      Of course, now I am wondering if I could do this to my Blazer to get better than the 15MPG I get... :)

    7. Re:EFI by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      I'm currently helping with a project to write code for early 90s DSMs (Mitsubishi Eclipses, Eagle Talons, and Plymouth Lasers). Specifically, the turbo models. It's great. It's a variant of the Motorola HC11 processor (an undocument OEM variant, so a lot of opcodes are unknown, as is a lot of the actual microprocessor features). So far, we've figured out how to change the size of the fuel injectors, compensate for different air-volume measurement systems, adjust timing and fuel curves, and we've written a simple stutterbox (or two-step rev limiter). It's great fun writing assembly for my car.

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    8. Re:EFI by 74nova · · Score: 1

      hey, not only do i want to do this sort of thing for other cars, but i have a friend with an fd. where do i even start to hack these ecu's?

      --
      use your turn signal! you people act like it's divulging information to the enemy
    9. Re:EFI by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      A good place to get started for FD's would be to ask around on the rx7club.com and nopistons.com forums.

      I know of an FD ECU project that someone started, but they haven't posted any progress in a while.

      Here's a link to it.
      (You'll probably have to register on the forums to be able to view the link.)
      Here's another link


      As far as general knowedge, I'd reccommend these two books:
      Motorbooks Workshop: How to tune and modify engine management systems
      and
      How to understand service and modify bosch fuel injection and engine management

      Send me a private message on the rx7club forums, if you have any more questions (I'm theloudroom there as well).

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    10. Re:EFI by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Do you have a webpage for your project?

      There have been some pretty cool things done with DSM ECUs.

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
  51. Several things, really. by robslimo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My first big hack was tearing into my radio shack scanning receiver and interfacing the serially programmed PLL tuner IC to the parallel printer port of a PC. Gave my cheapo 8 channel scanner an infinite channel memory and other features.

    I've also interfaced a "radio controlled clock" to a PC to automagically set the exact time.

    Turned an old CD-ROM drive into a hand-powered LED toy for my son.

    Latest interesting project was to convert a box fan motor into a permanent magnet for use in a wind generator... that hasn't worked out too well so far.

  52. Square Cucumbers by maliabu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i have a vege garden with some cucumbers. i've been trying to grow some square cukes similar to the square watermelons.

    so far all my attempts have failed, because these cukes were pretty strong, and they just push through whatever box i can find. maybe i need something completely sealed (from birth/manufactured) to achieve my goal.

    1. Re:Square Cucumbers by Thomas_Walker · · Score: 1

      Try a square bottle (Jack Daniels?)

  53. MercuryNews.com by funny-jack · · Score: 1

    I hacked mercurynews.com's photo display window so that the only text it shows for the photo captions is "myText"

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    You probably shouldn't click this.
  54. High voltage space heaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electron Tubes baby!

  55. Damn it ALL!!! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I was going to Patent my own cubicle intrustion detection system! I could have made millions! Oh, wait. I live in the US. The existance of well documented prior art is no hindrence on these shores!

    --
    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  56. Music Gear by Moeses · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Recently I've been studying up on electronics and modifying the electrical components to my basses. If you're a geek and into music this can be a lot of fun. It has the added bonus of helping you as a musician really understand every single part of your signal chain.

    There are several reasons why this is cool. The components of a passive pickup system are real simple, allowing you to get started easily. As you build up your base of knowledge you can get involved in much more complex projects, like modifying amplifiers, building your own stomp boxes, etc.

    Another reason this is a cool field is that you can approach it from different angles. If you're good with calculus you can design and calculate the frequency response of your filters before you build them and know exactly what you're doing. You can design a whole effect if you want and model it in circuit modelling software. In fact, with some programs I believe you can do that and use a wav file for input to get an idea of how the circuit will sound, although I haven't tried that myself.

    If you're a physical experimenter kind of a person you can take existing circuits and see, for example, how a tone knob sounds different when the pot is connected to different values of capacitors. Plus, if your favorite part is building, not designing then there is a huge amount of free schematics for things on the web, kits you can order, etc.

    It's loads of fun (pun intended?) and you can really individualize your sound (for better or for worse).

    1. Re:Music Gear by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      found another good one: www.generalguitargadgets.com

  57. Grill by Schnee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A Weber Grill, old hair dryer (metal barrel), and various compression fittings hack nicely into a turbo-grill. Just attach the dryer to one of the bottom ash-emptying holes (and turn it (the dryer) on, 'natch). Turns out Alton Brown also did this. He is the ultimate kitchen hacker.

    1. Re:Grill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm a blacksmith, we call that a forge.

  58. By adding a spoiler and some racing stripes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That makes it go faster, right???

  59. a camera by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    not quite an electronics hack, and not quite a full modification... more like a hacked add-on accessory...

    When the Hasselblad Xpan (makes 24mm x 60 mm panoramic frames on 35mm film) was first marketed, I drooled over the ads, but didnt have the budget for it.

    But I did have a medium format Rolleicord TLR (which makes 60mm x 60mm frames on 120 film), and I knew that a 35mm film adapter existed for it, so I shopped around used camera store until I found one that had kits.

    Now the full kit prevents you from not using the 35mm mask (to make 24mm x 36mm frames).

    Luckily, the store manager had an incomplete kit, which I got at a substantial discount from a complete (collectible priced) kit.

    So I used the two parts that serve to hold the 35mm film canister, and used some medical duct tape wound on either end of a 120 film spool to narrow the space for the 35mm film and voila!

    Cheap "real panoramic" 35mm photos.

    The only downside is that I have to rewind the film in a changebag or in a darkroom.

    1. Re:a camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what "medical duct tape" is, but it sounds horrific. I wouldn't want to be in any hospital where the surgeon would be likely to call for duct tape during the op.

    2. Re:a camera by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      i dont know what to call it in English... it's white and about 1 cm wide.

      It behaves like duct tape when you rip it, it's waterproof and very sticky.

      here's what I'm talking about, plus an example of a photo I took with it (using Kodak False Color Infrared slide film crossprocessed in C41)

      somehow slashdot introduces a space in the name of the jpg file, so please delete it...

      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/came ra hack1.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/camera hack2.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/camera hack3.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/camera hack4.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/camera hack5.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/camera hack6.JPG
      http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/upl oads/toront oinfrared.jpg

    3. Re:a camera by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      bummer, those links dont seem to work today... sorry

  60. Overclocked Legos by BeyondALL · · Score: 1

    When I was a child I "overclocked" my lego-train.
    Running is as 110 V when it's 220 V in the wall did wonders to it ;-)

    --
    "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
  61. HP-41C Synthetic Programming by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Informative

    Back in college, I used to love synthetic programming in an HP-41C. When it was first discovered, one had to use various evil processes (yanking a memory modules, corrupting a magnetic card). The result was programming instructions that HP never intended. With synthetic programming, one could access hidden memory locations, display strange characters, and emit unusual sounds (just be careful with "STO c"). I spent way to much time exploring all of the tricks and documenting what did what.

    My favorite little synthetic program made the machine tick ominously like a Geiger counter.

    Thanks for bringing back fond memories from 20 years ago.

    --
    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
  62. Back in high school... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took one of those greeting cards that plays a song and replaced the normally closed switch with an electronics circuit (74LS parts) so that it was triggered once every ten minutes, replaced the little watch battery with a few AA's, and threw it up into the tile ceiling of a classroom. It ran for a couple of days driving the teacher crazy. hee-hee

  63. Kinder, Gentler Children's Toys by erick99 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My boys are 10 and 13 now, but back when they were more like four and five, family and friends thought it was fun to buy them toys that created noise volumes that made a landing 747 seem quiet in comparison. I took the toys apart and would find the right value resistor that would top off the speaker volume at some level that was at least just under a dull roar. Not the most ingenious of hacks, but very effective.

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

    --
    http://www.busyweather.com/
    1. Re:Kinder, Gentler Children's Toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I have a stereo repair underway on my workbench now but last night I put fresh batteries in my daughter's Casio (EP-20?, muppet logo) keyboard. She is two. I immediately resolved to kill the last two volume steps as soon as the bench is available.

    2. Re:Kinder, Gentler Children's Toys by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I took the toys apart and would find the right value resistor that would top off the speaker volume

      Wow, that's a lot more work than putting a piece of tape over the speaker grille.

    3. Re:Kinder, Gentler Children's Toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boys are 10 and 13 now, but back when they were more like four and five, family and friends thought it was fun to buy them toys that created noise volumes that made a landing 747 seem quiet in comparison. I took the toys apart and would find the right value resistor that would top off the speaker volume at some level

      Dad? Can you put my toys back together please? You promised, if I was good...

      -- your son

    4. Re:Kinder, Gentler Children's Toys by bgarcia · · Score: 1
      I took the toys apart and would find the right value resistor that would top off the speaker volume
      Wow, that's a lot more work than putting a piece of tape over the speaker grille.
      Kids will rip off tape pretty quickly.

      I prefer to simply cut the speaker wires myself. Or throw the toy away.

      --
      I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  64. The projects are boundless. by karmaflux · · Score: 1

    With these chips, a trunk-mount 386, and Perl, I'm in the process of creating a realtime diagnostics readout for my Crown Victoria. It outputs to a small black-and-white LCD I have in my glove box. The next step will be sending spoofed voltages to the PCM to affect engine operation. Who needs an expensive reprogrammable chip? Just lie to the one you have!

    And I have a better coffeepot, by the way. I got it at a truck stop. It used to plug into the cigarette lighter. I'm about halfway through reworking its circuitry to run on Firewire. Then I have to write a driver.

    --

    REM Old programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN.

  65. Kiddie synths, toys, etc. by FatalTourist · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Anything that makes noise can be used for musical purposes. Tiny kiddie keyboards, Speak n Spells, etc. Always fun to take apart, add audio outputs, extra knobs, buttons etc.

    See Reed Ghazala, father of circuit bending.

    --


    Escape Pod Films: Sketch Comedy and Web Series
  66. MEGASQUIRT!! by Greg151 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are interested in EFI, ( even if you wish to keep your stock computer) check out megasquirt . I have learned more about how EFI works, and I plan to use megaquirt on my 65 barracuda. This type of garage/junkyard technology will keep older vehicles on the road, with better emissions and performance.

  67. Coffee temperature? by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A much better tool would have been the age of current pot. I don't care if it's being heated or not when it's 12 hours old. And it's probably still hot if it was brewed 15 minutes ago and relatively full.

    1. Re:Coffee temperature? by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even better, a coffee pot that sounds an alarm and sprays purple dye on that person who always drinks the last cup and doesn't make another pot.

  68. Noisy kids toys by nizo · · Score: 1

    They either get a "speaker-ectomy" or at the very least a big peice of tape so they aren't so freakin loud.

  69. Programmable thermostats by promethean_spark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I put the thermistor on a programmable home thermostat on the end of a cable to allow for remote programmable temperature control of reptile cages and aquariums. Half the price of commercial solutions, with more features and higher reliability.

  70. dad's b-day by ASCII+GH0ST · · Score: 0

    I recently hacked the old farm house's wiring. It has been added on to in the last 50 years so there is NO heat upstairs(forced air). Every night around 7pm(offpeak charging) my old man would climb up the stairs to turn on the space heater. While visiting a friend I seen him with a wireless remote control outlet, and quickly gave him five bucks.

  71. My Hack: Rice/Model car/Motor by domenic+v1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took an old remote control car's motor and put it inot a model car to construct my own pulley system to make the car hop up and down just like the real cars on the road with hydraulic suspension setups.


    So I took the motor and attached it inside the car (thank you hot glue gun and glue sticks) and hooked up a "T-model" suspension so that when the motor turns it would wind a string up which pulls the suspension "up" towards the car, thus making the car hop.


    Then I took my mothers rice cooker power plug and spliced into it to attach it to the motor. Little did I know at that time in my life (9 years old), the value of toggle switches as well as 120v on a motor that was built to handle no more than a 9v battery. Needless to say, instantaneously after plugging in the rice-cooker plug the car hopped once and then the motor sparked like hell (exploded actually), caught on fire, and melted a hole through the floorpan of my model 1968 Impala.


    So in the end my mother slapped me for ruining her power cord, I was out a motor and model car, and my room smelled like burning plastic/metal for 3 days. How I miss my innocent days of playing with electricity.

    1. Re:My Hack: Rice/Model car/Motor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also tried to run wall socket power into a teeny toy motor when I was about 9. Same thing happened, sparks flying everywhere.

  72. Microcontrollers by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 1

    PIC microcontrollers are a blast. They're used in dang near everything and are cheap cheap cheap. If you're into robotics or motor controlls, these are must have skills.

    http://asp.microchip.com/wwwParamChart/Tree.aspx ?m id=&treeid=1&wdid=132&gdir=1010

    Get some free samples!

    --

    --
    You sure got a purty mouth...

  73. Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jesus, the amount of things you can do with a hacked Xbox are insane.

    You can turn it into a baby Linux box - Thank God Linux doesn't need much hardware to run well.

    You can turn it into a media center - Home brew applications allow for a/v playback of any codec you can think of. Now it even supports HD.

    You can turn it into a portable Xbox (Instead of lugging around your games, just put 'em on a HDD)

    You can turn it into a homebrew gaming system, with support for stuff like Stepmania (DDR simulator)

    You can turn it into an arcade with emulation support for any gaming system that isn't current generation (sans maybe the Sega Saturn).

    Well, you get the point. $200 Xbox + $50 mod chip + $100 HDD = $5,000 worth of entertainment equipment

    1. Re:Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about tivo?

    2. Re:Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you get the point. $200 Xbox + $50 mod chip + $100 HDD = $5,000 worth of entertainment equipment

      ... for very small values of 5,000.

      Seriously. Does the XBox even have any games yet?

    3. Re:Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      $5,000 worth of entertainment equipment, not $5,000 OF entertainment equipment.

    4. Re:Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by fbform · · Score: 1

      200 Xbox + $50 mod chip + $100 HDD = $5,000 worth of entertainment equipment.

      Not to mention a hefty fine and a jail sentence, thanks to the DMCA.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    5. Re:Xbox, the most efficient device to hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, plenty. And if you have a dolby surround system or a high def TV you owe it to your system to play games on the XBox when they are available. Granted, there are some of the top games (There are a ton of exclusive crap games for all three consoles, but you really don't want to own those if you can help it) only available on the PS2 or Game Cube, though the number is really very small for the games I play. The XBox seems to be left out of a lot of RPGs.

  74. the phun phone by cjsteele · · Score: 1

    once put stereo input output mini-jacks into a phone-set for plugging in to my PC so I could play sound effects and record crank calls. I was doing that before the Jerky Boys were cool (if they ever were.)

    --
    "This above all, to thine own self be true" :x!
  75. was always hacking trees... by enrayged · · Score: 1

    my dad used to have a small logging operation before the evil democrats shut that down

    oh wait not that kind of hacking... ok hacked the chainsaws to hack the trees down... just change this little wire here for more power AR RAR AR (Obligatory Tim the Tool Man Taylor Laugh... copyright ABC (I think))

  76. Supersoaker by hwapper · · Score: 1

    When I was an engineering student, we had supersoaker fights on our floor of the dorm. Some buddies of mine decided the pressure of the supersoaker wasn't "devastating" enough. So they proceeded to replace the regular pump with a small basketball/football/soccerball/dodgeball pump.

    It failed miserably, come to think of it maybe it was a good thing they failed out of engineering. I'd hate to be driving across a bridge these two worked on.

    1. Re:Supersoaker by operagost · · Score: 1

      We weren't so enterprising at my college. However, our hack worked - we would replace the air chamber with the water resevoir from another super soaker. You had to pump longer to get to full air pressure, but then you would have no trouble maintaining a steady onslaught of water with just the occasional pump.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  77. G.I. Joe centrifuge by lone_marauder · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was my first electric motor. I was about 9 years old and had extracted my first electric motor from some doomed toy, and figured out how to attach wires manually to the brush leads and a battery and make it run. Unfortunately, as with most things I played around with at that age, I didn't know much about cause and effect.

    I believe the motor was originally driven by two 1.5 V AA batteries, and I was using a 9V. (Hey, it's easier to connect!) My plan was to use it as a climbing winch, enabling Snake Eyes (tm) to sneak up on the evil Destro(tm)'s clifftop lair. I tied one end of a 3 foot piece of sewing thread to the motor shaft, and the other to Snake Eyes' left hand. I wedged the motor under a book and connected the battery to winch him to the top!

    Little did Snake Eyes know what kind of evil Destro had in store for him. Little also did I know - it happened so fast that I am still fuzzy on some details. At some point, Snake Eyes stopped standing on the ground at the base of my dresser and entered into a state where he was spinning at insane velocities about the motor, attached by a tangled 6 inch piece of thread. I have no memory of a transition between these two states.

    The moral of the story - if an evil overlord leaves an electric motor conveniently located for you to winch your way up the cliff face to his mountain fortress, don't use it!

    --
    who are those slashdot people? they swept over like Mongol-Tartars.
    1. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by CompWerks · · Score: 1

      I haven't laughed that hard at a /. post in a while. Thank You!

      --
      If you can read this sig - the bitch fell off.
    2. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, talk about bringing back memories! Now here's what I dealt with -- knowing those AA batteries made the motor run fast, and a 9V battery made it run faster (and a tad hotter), I thought -- imagine how frickin' well it would work if I plugged the wires to a wall outlet!!! Hey, as a kid, these things made perfect sense -- don't even deny it!

      Posting as AC lest the mom finally finds out why there were burn marks and a smell of burnt wire in the living room wall that one day a loooong time ago.

    3. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by j1ggl3x · · Score: 2

      I seriously couldn't stop laughing after reading this for a good ten minutes. I didn't want to disturb my co-workers, so I had to go to the bathrooms stalls giggling like an idiot. Thanks for the good laugh.

    4. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by teddiesmooth · · Score: 1

      LMAO!!! Time to break out those old G.I. Joes and start attaching them to toy motors and 9V batteries! OMG I can't wait to have kids and see what kinds of contraptions they come up with from their old beat-up toys... well, as long as they don't go attaching motors to themselves and try winching themselves onto the deck I think we'll be okay.

    5. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moral of the story - if an evil overlord leaves an electric motor conveniently located for you to winch your way up the cliff face to his mountain fortress, don't use it!

      Now I know!!

      And knowing is half the battle!

      G! I! JOE!!!!!

    6. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      ditto.

    7. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Some years back I and a friend of mine attached the fly wheel of an old tape recorder (about 0.5kg) to a really strong r/c motor with 18000rpm under load.

      This became a selfmade battery. You could spin it up (that took some minutes) and then extract energy for minutes by attaching another motor to the wires, light bulbs etc.

      The only problem was that the connection between the fly wheel's shaft and the motor shaft was ... soldered. And, of course it broke. That thing spinning at probably >10000rpm on my carpet was really scary and destructive.

    8. Re:G.I. Joe centrifuge by Strog · · Score: 1

      I used to take Stompers ( 4wd truck powered by a AA ) and wire up a 9 volt. Take apart a wooden clothespin (spring loaded kind) and trim it down to the proper length and put thumbtacks in the ends (sand the paint off if they aren't bare metal). Take a 9 volt lead and wrap the ends under the thumbtacks and strap the battery to the roof.

      It would scream in high gear but the weight was too much to get moving. Put it in low gear and was MUCH faster than the AA powered trucks in high gear. I saw some camera batteries that were about the size of a AA but were 6 volt. That would have been the ultimate since it was light and wouldn't burn the motors out as fast. I was only 8 or 10 at the time so I never got any of those cool batteries.

      I have an unmodified truck in a box. I should go back and get one of those today just see what it could do.

  78. The Jeep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I...err I mean someone I don't know...hacked a Jeep's ignition to disble the Rube Goldberg emissions control crap. The funny thing is that, in addition to an extra 8 mpg and a pretty big HP increase, the thing passed emissions cleaner than when the computer controlled the mix.

  79. My best "hack" by rongage · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best hack I did personally, was to recode the eprom on a Tranz-330 Credit Card terminal. Was able to get the terminal to constantly display the following lines:
    Answers: $1.00
    Answers w/thought: $2.00
    Correct Answers: $4.00
    Dumb Answers still free
    Visa/MC Accepted...

    Sold it on ebay a few months later for like $80.00.

    --
    Ron Gage - Westland, MI
    1. Re:My best "hack" by Degrees · · Score: 1
      I had a boss that did something similar at Sears. Seems the one salesman would say "oh shit" every time he made a mistake on the cash register. Of course, Sears frowned on cussing in front of the customers, but this guy did it anyway, habit.

      So my boss did the same as you did, except that he replaced the register receipt printing to say "oh shit" instead of "cancelled".

      I'm told the look on the salesman's face was priceless.... ;-)

      --
      "The most sensible request of government we make is not, "Do something!" But "Quit it!"
  80. IBM Ultranav Keyboard by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

    Not quite non-pc, but anyway, I've embedded some of the guts of a 9 button USB mouse (5 button + 2 scrollwheels) into the IBM ultranav keyboard. Using a CMOS 4066 analog switch and a 2 wire touch sensor, I've put a scroll button where the touchpad was. Then I set up XF86 to emulate wheel on the 4th button. So I now have a 3 button trackpoint, with a scroll button too. Neat! In other words, by removing the synaptics touchpad (ugh!) and adding an extra button, I've managed to revert IBM's new daft mouse button layout to something effectively the same as the original trackpoint layout. (The new layout is daft, because the 3 buttons are in a line, rather than one underneath the other 2. This means that you can't emulate the 3rd button by pressing 1+3, leaving the middle button purely for scrolling.)

  81. Pepsi bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm using the 65 degrees hack to get free music.

  82. How about the Italian Army rulebook? by EdinBear · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A friend of mine (who can hack BGP - respect!) had to do military service back in Italy - so he devoured the Rule Book.

    Within weeks he had his unit all wearing beards.

    He arrested a senior member of the army who came back to the base too late after a night out.

    And the best bit: In the army one's transport to and from home each weekend is paid for. He lives the other side of Europe from Italy, so they offered to fly him. But no - the rules state that it had to be by train (which takes what, a day? a day and a half?) so he ended up spending just a couple of days a week in Italy...

    They sent him home soon afterwards. Nicely. Permanently.

    Give this guy a system (of whatever kind) and he'll do scary scary things...

    1. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In other, more effective militaries, such characters are called 'barracks room lawyers'. Senior NCO's spot them right away and generally deal with them. Accepted methods of treatment range from the petty (repeated gigs that have the lawyer scrubbing things- usually disgusting things- with a toothbrush for hours) to the brutal (beating the living shit out of the lawyer).

    2. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other, more effective militaries, such characters are called 'barracks room lawyers'. Senior NCO's spot them right away and generally deal with them.

      An military that does not respect its own rules, isn't worth respecting.

    3. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An military that does not respect its own rules, isn't worth respecting.

      Bullshit.
      A military that does not function as a unit, a military that allows such disrespect for one's place, a military that follows the letter instead of the spirit of it's rules...That is a military not worth respecting.

      P.S. - anyone who believes the grandparent post isn't worth respecting.

    4. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by dseleno · · Score: 1

      "He lives the other side of Europe from Italy, ..."

      How/why could he serve in the Italian army when he wasn't an Italian citizen?

      Bull.

    5. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by ckedge · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, how many American/Canadian/British/French/etc/etc/etc citizens just so happen to *live* somewhere else when they're 20/25 years old? You do know some countries (Israel and I'm guessing Italy) have compulsory service (unsure of the specif age/time requirements).

      You wouldn't *believe* the stories a friend at work told us about his interactions with the Italian embassy over some trivial matters - the machismo and stupidity of it all. I forget what it was all about, something along the lines of "if your parent was Italian, you can get an Italian passport", but of course there was this *idiotic* Italian beuarocracy at the Italian embassy which made it all a strange nightmare, until he brought in a relative who could "pull rank" and stuff.

      Sorry I don't remember details, he told us this around a campfire on a company canoe trip.

    6. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      You're wrong.

      I agree with the grandparent, and it's upto to you whether to respect me or not... but if the spirit is out of tune with the letter, why not modify the letter of the rules.

      Would you rather live a lie?

    7. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you giving us bulls* man.
      How could he be serving in Italy when he's not italian stays a mistery. And what is the point of your post, really.

      Bulls*

    8. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, that's a fact he's stating, not an opinion.

    9. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by cygnus · · Score: 1
      A friend of mine (who can hack BGP - respect!) had to do military service back in Italy - so he devoured the Rule Book.
      <literary_referencewas his name Milo Mindbender?</literary_reference
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      Just raise the taxes on crack.
    10. Re:How about the Italian Army rulebook? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      > Er, that's a fact he's stating, not an opinion.

      He has stated his opinion (and apparently yours) of what he considers a fact. But he is wrong.

      Come out of anonymity and speak openly - why would you be happy with the letter and the spirit of the law being contradictory? Who defines the spirit? All this "letter and spirit" stuff is hocus-pocus logic.

  83. Beckett/Honeywell oil burner controller by jakedata · · Score: 1

    The oil line for my furnace got air in it after the serviceman improperly installed a new fitting. It was 8 degrees F at the time, and I was at work.

    I had been purging it daily until I could get it fixed, but this time it got ahead of me.

    Told the wife to hit the reset button, but after a couple tries, it stopped cycling.

    It turns out Beckett/Honeywell oil burner controllers have a 3 strikes you're out feature on the relight button. (thanks, Google)

    This is a safety feature. If you keep shooting oil into the furnace and it doesn't light, it is going to need a cleaning, and is a potential fire hazard. It didn't apply this time, because the problem was a lack of oil, not a lack of ignition.

    In lockout, the green LED will blink every 1/2 second.

    To unlock the controller, hold the red button for 30 seconds. The LED will blink twice and the controller will now reset.

    Once I reset the controller I was able to purge the air out of the fuel line and we were back in business.

    The serviceman showed up 2 hours later and repaired the fitting.

  84. Accordion by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1

    I don't have any interesting non-PC hacking projects of my own, but a friend once hacked a MIDI connection into an accordion. Seems to work pretty good too.

  85. Yes, I've hacked that by SeanTobin · · Score: 1

    I've hacked hardware all across the country :)

    Some more noteable exploits have been:

    -Changing your parents VCR's so they revert back to blinking 12:00 24 hours after thier time has been set.
    -Breaking tips of pens of people who regularly place them in thier shirt pockets.
    -Altering automatic coffee makers around the world to turn back on after you turn them off in the morning.
    -Modifying geometries of glasses from circular to oval so as to increase dribble.
    -Abusing multi-line phone systems to induce irony. (Pizza hut and Dominos both on the same line, and both believe the other called them. Multiple departments in Kinko's are just as interesting.)
    -Reflashing firmware in cell phones to slowly increase ringger volume over the period of a week to the point it can crack plaster.
    -Disabeling the left turn signal indicators in cars and rewiring the bar to be in the left turn position by default.
    -Altering the speed of clothes dryer tumblers so as to be the most efficient at both inverting socks and assuring any metalic snaps on jeans slam against the outside wall on every rotation.
    -Using an epoxy weld to alter the natural curve and velocity of drinking fountain streams.
    -Abuseing power window buttons while in the back seat of a car at night to make the driver believe there is something wrong with his electrical system.
    -Placing white-out on fax machine mirrors.
    -Changing keymaps from US to French and waiting for the user to just swap thier g and j keys.
    -Replacing the ferrite cores on monitor cables with magnets.

    Ahh... the joys of hacking.

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  86. Hybrid Electric Ford Explorer by sonny317 · · Score: 1

    Design Report circa June '03 here

  87. Grack! by robslimo · · Score: 1

    I bumbled the second URL in my earlier post. The URL works but it should read "convert a box fan motor into a permanent magnet alternator"

  88. Why the Dremel? by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For carving styrofoam a small soldering iron, with temperature control, would do. Less noise, less dust, probably lasts longer.

    1. Re:Why the Dremel? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I knew someone did styrofoam wing sections for his R/C planes by sliding a chunk through a thick hot wire shaped to the cross-section. It cut and melted the surface to a nice finish. Should be easy to do after fiddling a bit with the power supply to get the right current/heat. Hell, someone's probably got a page on how to do it.

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    2. Re:Why the Dremel? by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This method is not programable or fully 3D. It will create a set shape on a surface like a molding plane does. It will not carve a model of your head, and then carve a model of your girlfriend's head, and then carve a molding plug for a machine part.

      KFG

    3. Re:Why the Dremel? by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      We did this for a research project I was on. We picked up some spare polystyrene wall insulation from a local construction sote, and wired some steel guitar wire with a variable voltage source and some 2x4s to make a nice armature. We then cut out rings to use as inserts in our helium dilution refrigerator to lower the volume of expensive liquid helium needed.

      Fun, but cutting styrofoam with hot wire is a bit stinky. :P

      --
      Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
    4. Re:Why the Dremel? by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      It will not carve a model of your head, and then carve a model of your girlfriend's head, and then carve a molding plug for a machine part.

      Uhh, you mean like if you wanted to create a styrofoam Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein?

    5. Re:Why the Dremel? by kfg · · Score: 1

      So long as you were willing to have a Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein in relief, yes.

      If not, you'd have to make two half models and glue them togehter, or trade in one of the dot matrix printers for a turntable. An old Technics direct drive ought to serve nicely.

      KFG

    6. Re:Why the Dremel? by evilty · · Score: 1

      It actually works surprisingly well:

      uiuc acm sigarch project

  89. A broken LD player into a light show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Took a broken laserdisc player, used R and L stereo channels to control the X and Y axis of the laser.... Instant light show :)

  90. squirt gun by doofus1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was in college, my friend and I mounted the nozzle from a squirt gun into the grill of his honda civic. We attached that to the windshield wiper supply line and installed a valve under the dash to swithc from windshield wiper mode to soak unsuspecting pedestrian mode. Not very difficult, but man was that good for days of stupid fun.

  91. mod my bod by maxbang · · Score: 1

    After a tragic accident while chasing the X-prize, I had the capability to become the world's first bionic man. When I upgraded myself to the 2.6 kernel and added the ability to address more than 4 GB of memory, I became better, faster, stronger. Unfortunately, there are no open source drivers available for my robotic penis. Maybe sourceforge or freshmeat can help me out.

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    I also reply below your current threshold.
  92. Music Toys by alset_tech · · Score: 1
    I buy toy keyboards at Toys R Us and modify them to fit in with my pro studio synths. I'm eager to start harvesting parts and soldering them randomly. You just can't synthesize the low quality sounds of a toy with an expensive piece of gear.

    I saw a keyboard combined with an Atari game system, once, but I don't have the link. However, here's a great link for gear mods:

    http://billtmiller.com/circuitbending/

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    Standing on the shoulders of giants.
  93. *really* tall room by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

    One of my classrooms at school was about 4 or 5 meters high. A real relic that hadn't gotten around to being converted into a two-story classroom.

    Anyway, at the end of my last school year, I taped 4 meter rules together, and with the help of a desk to stand on, taped several bits of the teachers stationary to the roof, and a poster. Sadly I got caught attempting to tape an orange to the ceiling, but he had a good sense of humor, after I got them all down again.

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    I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
  94. my old plymouth horizon by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

    .. my this car was a P.O.S.

    One time it overheated and blew a head gasket. I took it to the mechanice and he showed me this little thermostat that turned the electric fan on when it got too hot "this thing blows out all the time, 'yer lucky it didn't warp the cheap head!"

    so I go to the radio shack, run some wiring to the battery straight to the fan and ran it to a little toggle switch under mounted under the dash. Best part was manual temperature control. I could leave the fan off when it was cold to let the engine heat up real quick, then kick it on.

    Eventually ( after leaving the switch on too many times and killing the battery, or forgetting to turn it on and then noticiing the "engine temperature" light), I just wired it permanently to a hot ignition wire so it was always on when the car was started. ... good times.

    1. Re:my old plymouth horizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad gave me his old Horizon after he had already made the exact same modification you had done. I lived in WV and there you have to get your car inspected once a year. I never could make it to the garage without breaking down so I could never even get it inspected. Eventually sold it for $300.
      God that car sucked.

  95. Morning simulator by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ever notice how it's so difficult sometimes to wake up when it's dark outside? It seems that I'm at higher risk for getting up late when it's overcast or stormy outside. It seems that the light level triggers how awake you are. If I have to wake up early, I'll usually leave a light on in the room; it helps a lot. But it's not the best solution, and I'd love to smooth out the roughly torn edge between sleep and consciousness when the buzzer screams at you.

    I'm building a clock that includes a wall socket. You plug a lamp into the socket, and half an hour before your set wakeup time, the lamp begins glowing. It increases brightness gradually over a half hour so that by the time you need to wake up, you already are. It's not really a new idea, but it's fun. It uses a realtime clock chip, a microcontroller, and a triac for power control. Maybe not so much hacking...I guess it does "hack" a desk lamp into a wakeup alarm notification device.

    Most of my other hacks are computer related; for example hacking a Sandisk 6-in-1 memory card reader to work with ALL CompactFlash cards, instead of only the new ones, with a single wire. I hacked a Nintendo R.O.B. into an internet-controlled pan/tilt webcam mount in an hour or two. Also ran a small server in college which used fetchmail to check for new messages, and would flash one LED over my desk and one in the door's peephole, so I knew I had mail just by looking down the hall from a friend's room. Lots of random stuff like that. My most recent major project was a small CNC machine, the computer, power supply, and driver electronics housed inside the case of an old Yokogawa data analyzer.

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    1. Re:Morning simulator by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Related hack: I had an X10 unit set to brighten/dim from crontab. At night, it brightened, and towards the morning, it dimmed.

      I had a photocell replace cron at one point, but I liked the gradual bright/dim more than *click*ON!*click*OFF!* :-)

      --
      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
    2. Re:Morning simulator by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Your light idea sounds good; *but*... doesn't the synthetic light remind you of the evening rather than the morning?

      Personally, I hate having to get up so early that I have to use indoor lights to avoid falling over.

      Anyway, I'm convinced that my dark curtains are making it harder for me to wake up- I'm trying to leave them part-way open (but not so much that passing people get frightened by my part-dressed state... yikes.)

      --
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    3. Re:Morning simulator by alakon · · Score: 1

      I need one of these! If you know of any commercial versions, let me know :)

    4. Re:Morning simulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Google "Sunrise simulator", choices abound.
      IIRC these were first used for indoor gardening (No, not weed. Its always high noon in a cannabis grow room....or so I've heard) before someone decided to plug their bedroom light into it.

    5. Re:Morning simulator by Phil1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I wish you'd been around when I was younger - I use a dawn simulator for medical purposes. I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD, and no I'm not joking - details here), and the most effective treatment is light therapy. This can take the form of lightboxes (intense light) or - you guessed it - a dawn simulator. AFAIK, these only became commercially available 10 years ago. I got mine in 1996 (aged 22), and haven't looked back.

      More info on the one I have is here,

      Also, I have found that moving from London to Sydney has helped....no need for a dawn simulator here!!

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      I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
    6. Re:Morning simulator by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      I actually have one of the Northern Light Technologies SADELIGHT therapy lights. No, I didn't have seasonal affective disorder, it just happened to be at Goodwill for six dollars. You can still buy them from the site above for $225. Whatta deal, eh? It's the best, brightest, shadowless natural-colored work light I've ever had. Best part of all is that the bulbs are still only $15 each, so I can keep this thing going once the fluorescents wear out! It seriously lights up a room like a halogen shop light, except it's a nice diffused sunlight.

      I see that Northern Light sells the Dawn Simulator clock for $120. Well, I wanted to build this myself anyway, plus my little device works with any old lamp.

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    7. Re:Morning simulator by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 1

      I have been doing something similar since I was in elementary school.

      I started with some 'security timers' that people use to turn on lamps at night while they are out of town, I just pluged in a lamp, a high-intensity light, a flashing string of Christmas lights, and a radio into the timers (maybe I had one or two in use with extention cords). I also had a few alarm clocks.

      Now I just use my digital alarm clock, one light on a timer, and an Alarm Plugin on XMMS (which is set to slowely fade up the volume). Needless to say I'm not a morning person and I need all the help I can get getting out of bed. It works fairly well, it nearly always wakes me up.

    8. Re:Morning simulator by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Ahh, this is slashdot thread is nice.

      Just to mention it, back in the 386/486 time, I soldered my own RAM with 9 chips (1mbit if I recall correctly) on each side. This was really tedious work.

    9. Re:Morning simulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try waking up with a radio alarm clock. I find
      the radio wakes me up much more gently (especially
      if on a relatively low volume).

      I do have an alarm clock set if it fails, but
      generally it works. Just thought I'd share.

    10. Re:Morning simulator by patbob · · Score: 1
      Morning simulators ramp the light up from nothing (or very low). I've been doing this for years using ordinary light timers.. but I'm not affected by SAD significantly, just find it hard to wake up.

      My current setup is a digital light timer ($15?) and a light with compact fluorscent lights in it. The digital timer is better than the mechanical ones as it doesn't drift randomly around the setting and it doesn't change timing when the power goes out. The CF lights I'm using are significant because they simulate a bit of the (tail end of the) dawn ramp-up owing to their behavior of taking a couple of minutes to warm up to full brightness.

      This makes for a simple setup if there's anyone out there that wants to try it to see if it helps. Start with a small light and beware.. since the lights come on suddenly, expect to be jolted awake. I used to set mine for 30 minutes after the alarm clock tried to wake me up.. if I wasn't awake by then, well, then I'd been warned.

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      Welcome to the net of 1000 lies. Upgrades are scheduled soon that should bring us to the 10,000 lies mark.
  96. TiVo by Silicon+Mike · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've hacked the hell out of my TiVo. There's nothing like surfing the web browser on your TiVo for the first time! And, no.. XBOX doesn't count. it's PC hardware :) ---- AFK Games BNT.AFKGAMES.COM - Black Nova Traders LOTGD.AFKGAMES.COM - Legend of the Green Dragon All Free!

    1. Re:TiVo by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      How is a Tivo different from an Xbox?

      1. both use an OS
      2. both use a mainboard
      3. both use hard drives
      etc, etc.

      --
      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  97. lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my brother and neighbor and i put a 5 horsepower snowblower engine on a lightened lawnmower frame. no blade, lowered steering wheel, plastic student desk chair for a seet, go-kart throttle, but there aren't any brakes yet. also added an sla battery for the lightbulb in the front. 30mph

  98. Car Modding^H^H^H^H^HHacking by mr.nicholas · · Score: 1

    I'm about to start hacking my car*: JWT Pop-charger, grounding kit, coilovers, new lightbulbs for the turn signals (silver instead of amber), shorter antenna.

    Does that count?

    * '04 350ZR

  99. Whew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the subject of your post, I thought you went and put "R" stickers and huge wings on model cars.

    Your story proved to be more interesting than that.

  100. Good hacking tool: by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Informative

    PIC processors can be insanely useful for this sort of thing and very cheap (most around $10) and easy to get, and once you've got the basics down (which can seem a bit daunting at first) they are very easy to learn and program to do pretty much whatever you want. The playstation mod chips are cheap miniture 8-pin PICs usually - just to give you an idea of what they can do, and some of the more advanced models have RS232 (i think) builtin so you can directly interface it with your PC. Add to that some cheap easy to use wireless modules (they just take a power supply and you stick the on/off binary signal in and thats all you need, takes 2 minutes) you can do some nifty remote controlled things. Basically anything from just switching something on and off or blinking some leds (which can be programmed in minutes) to full fledged computing can be done with these babys. They have loads of extras too - analog-digital converters, eeprom memory, high-current switching and more.

    Remote key-loggers anyone? ;)

    The PIC makers
    More stuff

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  101. Playstation by unborracho · · Score: 1

    The first thing that came to mind was modding the PS2 to play DVD-R games. Nothing better than hackin' up the PS2 to be able to own all games for $50 (chip) + $1/game for media

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    "You had this look that of an angel, it was such a bad disguise" --Dishwalla
  102. Freaking Sharks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put freaking lasers on their freaking heads.

  103. R/C cars by RainbowSix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was in middle school I came across an old cheapo 9.6v R/C truck. I took the wires off of the motor and wired it to a homebuilt relay that I made out of a small motor and some aluminum foil (motor comes on, foil on the arm spins and makes contact to more foil, completing the circut. Reverse to stop). Through the relay I connected 2 more 9.6v batteries directly to the motor.

    Holy shit that thing was fast. It didn't last very long, was not wired to go backwards, and couldn't turn without flipping over, and took 3 battery packs, but it was fast!

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    It's OK to be social, just don't tell anyone about it.
    1. Re:R/C cars by DougInthezoo · · Score: 1

      Ditto on the RC cars. The car I had was nearly destroyed from driving through mud puddles. It's Seattle, it's wet all year, you try to avoid getting your electronic toys wet. Anyway, I finally fried the controller board so bad that I lost all speed in the forward control, so I took the whole thing apart and spent 2 months and way too much money making a custom RC boat, with the controller turned upside down, so reverse = forward. I must have done something very seriously wrong, as on the maiden voyage it caught on fire only 10 feet away from the dock. It smouldered for a while, and I eventually just had to leave it smoking in the lake. Don't know if it ever sank or not.

    2. Re:R/C cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hacked an r/c car with
      a basic stamp, infrared leds and phototransistors,
      and drive electronics that my brother designed so that the thing would follow a path on the ground made of black tape on white posterboard.

    3. Re:R/C cars by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of my somewhat similar lotek hack:

      1 old, built plastic car model kit, mostly still together
      2 D size Estes rocket motors
      0 control

      And you even get to watch it burn at the end...if you can find it.

      --
      "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
    4. Re:R/C cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try hooking up Radioshacks zip zaps to a 9v battery. That sucker ran a wheelie across the room up until the motor burned out right before it hit the wall and exploded into about ten pieces. Be interesting to have a zip zap drag racing event, complete with exploding cars.

  104. Medical or automotive N2O? by mangu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Automotive" nitrous oxide has sulfur dioxide added, to prevent substance abuse. Therefore, for your nose hair clippers, one would recommend using "medical" N2O, which can be substance-abused at will.

    1. Re:Medical or automotive N2O? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whipping-cream propellant is another handy one.

    2. Re:Medical or automotive N2O? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do they sell "medical" N2O at the porno store? I don't see any doctors there, just naughty nurses.

      -B

  105. My Hack by errxn · · Score: 1

    Last weekend I hacked up a bunch of mesquite logs and created a nice smoked beef brisket.

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    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
    1. Re:My Hack by ElectricRook · · Score: 1
      Last weekend I hacked up a bunch of mesquite logs

      I hacked up some lambs and packed parts into my smoker.
      };=8) the cow is smiling that the sheep hit the smoker this time.

      BTW, any good hacks for a water smoker, the ashes build up in the bottom bowl, and cool down. I don't know weather to add a raised screen to the fire bowl, or drill holes in install an ash tray below the fire bowl (to prevent ugly deck fires).

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      - High Tech workers, please say NO to Union Carpenters, their Union sees fit to control our compensation.
    2. Re:My Hack by errxn · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I can't help you with your hack, as I use an offset firebox smoker (the New Braunfels type), and am not familiar with the water smoker. I do get ash that blows into the main pit from the firebox every once in a while, so I have thought about putting a piece of screen in the opening between them. I don't know if it would get "gunked up" over time or not.

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      In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
  106. Electric Magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This was sometime in 3rd or 4th grade when we were taught how electic magnets are made. So I came home took a wire, wound it around a nail and then connected two ends of the wire to the power outlet. Poof. We lost current in the whole building (we were in the second floor of an apartment complex, the owners lived downstairs and there was only one fuse for both the floors).

  107. Foreign hardware by phorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was gifted an Mp3 player that came from China. Unfortunately, it also came with Chinese instructions (though the unit had English on the display and buttons) and a 200-240V adaptor (5V 600mA output).

    This was a fairly sensitive unit, so I wanted to be careful about the voltage. A decent step-up transformer for 110-220V is around $70 here. It's also not as easy as one things to find a decent priced 5V/600mA adaptor (most are about 300mA, and not all that "stable").

    I eventually came to the bright conclusion that computer power leads have a 5V connector, so I made an adaptor for the front of my PC. I then removed the original 200V adaptor and simply connected the power lead to a plug that fits in the PC. Viola, my MP3 player now charges nicely and plays tunes while I'm on the go.

  108. Macintosh SE by rmiller021 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a broken alarm clock and a broken Macintosh SE. Now I have a Macintosh Alarm clock. I cut a piece of Plexiglas to fit where the monitor was and the buttons just poke through the lower floppy drive whole. It looks great and I did not damage the original case.

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    What happened to my robot, I was promised a robot.
  109. Mouse button pusher by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    This isn't really what you're after but:

    I played the MMORPG "Dark Ages of Camelot" for a while. One of my characters practiced fletching (arrow making). Practising this would involve buying raw materials, then clicking an icon to make a bunch of arrows. It would take about 7 to 20 seconds to make a bunch of arrows (depending on the type I was making.) Then you click the icon again, repeat until you run out of raw materials.

    This was, of course, tremendously tedious - so I used my Lego Mindstorms to make a little device to click my mouse button every X seconds. I'd buy my materials, position the mouse over the icon, and start it up. Then I'd have a shower or whatever, come back 10 minutes later and sell the arrows and buy new raw materials.

    (I expect by now, and possibly even back then, there are software hacks to achieve this with more convenience and flexibility.)

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    Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
  110. RFC 2324: Coffee Pot Protocol by scovetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this version of the protocol support RFC 2423, the HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol)?

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
  111. Not quite a hack, but crashed a gas pump by MCRocker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This doesn't exactly qualify as a hack, but I figured it might be of intersest to the same crowd... I managed to crash a gas pump at a Stinker Station once.

    It was a fairly new self serve gas pump and I had selected the type of gas that I wanted, but then realized that their labelling was confusing and that I really wanted a different type of gas.

    Naturally, I applied my problem solving skills to the situation, deviated from the process shown in the illustrated instuctions printed on the side and attempted to re-select the type of gas that I wanted. There was no response! In fact, ALL of the pumps at the station stopped and the operator's terminal inside of the store locked up too!

    They had to reboot the system to get everything working again. They told me that nothing like that had ever happened before and we were all just lucky that the manager, who knew how to restart the sytem, was on duty at the time.

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    Signatures are a waste of bandwi (buffering...)
    1. Re:Not quite a hack, but crashed a gas pump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow i am so jealous that is awesome

  112. I hack my building's elevator by MBraynard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Bear with me here, this is legitemate and not a joke.

    After hours, the desk attendant is replaced by a rent-a-cop. These rent-a-cops, to make things convinient for themselves, are in the practice of comandering one of the elevators so that it only moves when they put their key in.

    Similarly, the cleaning people, when moving from floor to floor, leave their wheeled carts on the elevator and disable the movement of the elevator to save them the trouble of waiting on an elevator and moving their carts out of the elevator.

    This has, at times, annoyed me. So I figured out that if I enter the elevator and [b]hold down[/b] the floor button, the elevator door will close and I will move to my floor.

    This mischief of mine is mostly directed at the rent-a-cops because when I enter the building it is easist for me to just grab their elevator and ride it up, leaving them thinking that they didn't set it right.

    However, the bigger impact is on the cleaning people, for when I take their elevator, I'm also taking their wheeled carts, and it must be a pain in the butt to try get back that elevator (one of three). I mean, they push a return elevator button, and it's 1:3 chance that it will be the right one.... every time! Because of this, I'm much less likely to hax0rz their elevator.

    1. Re:I hack my building's elevator by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      You must't understand. If you just push the floor key you want to go to, it doesn't go there. But if you HOLD IT DOWN for several seconds, the door gradually closes and you go to the floor you want.

    2. Re:I hack my building's elevator by gregmac · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You must't understand. If you just push the floor key you want to go to, it doesn't go there. But if you HOLD IT DOWN for several seconds, the door gradually closes and you go to the floor you want.

      That's the way "service" mode works on pratically all elevators.

      On a lot of elevators, you can do something else similar: hold down the button to the floor you want to go to (the whole time) - it will bypass floors with people waiting. I believe this is intended to be used for emergencies...

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    3. Re:I hack my building's elevator by ckedge · · Score: 1


      No, he really is right. This is exactly how the cleaning people and rent-a-cops get the elavator to go to where they want it to when it's in "hold" mode.

      In my apartment building in the "moving elevator" there are actually front and back "door close" buttons and "door open" buttons that you actually have to press and hold down until the doors, close/open, simply pressing them once won't do - *when the elevator is in "hold mode"*. When the elevator is *not* in "hold mode", when it does not have the key in it, it behaves just like a regular elevator - and doors close on their own without specific command and the elevator automatically goes to the next requested floor.

      I'm guessing that for elevators that don't have such open/close buttons or whose open/close buttons don't have that extra functionality, holding down a different-floor button does exactly the same thing.

      So - what you are doing does not qualify for a hack.

      Although it certainly is a bit of mischief.

      Meta-moderators, please SLAY whomever moderated down the AC, the AC was entirely factually correct.

    4. Re:I hack my building's elevator by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      It is sort of a hack because I've seen the way the rent-a-cops do it - they turn a key, unlock the box, flip a switch, and then go where they want it to as normal.

      Anyway, I got moded up to 5 and believe that it qualifies as a hack because I am making it work a certain way that is not intended for me (I am not using the key).

      So Please don't tkae this small accomplishment away from me. All I have is this and overclocking my shoelaces (I tie a second bow over the first).

    5. Re:I hack my building's elevator by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      You got my vote for it being a hack! :-)

      Let the security and cleaners reserve the elevators to - it's obvious they have been given the right to do that by the people who own that facility.

    6. Re:I hack my building's elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to hax0r their elevator, take it up to the top floor and drop something in the crack. Tennis balls work well on sensitive elevators. Crufty old elevators will need something a bit larger. The doors won't close so they can't get it to come down. Do it 3 times for extra fun.

  113. Some things I hack by linkdead · · Score: 1

    My Alarm clock...that "soundscape" crap drives me nuts...replaced it with Filter's "hey man, nice shot"...I now can actually get to sleep using my clocks feature....tranquil bells my shiny bottom..

    My stereo reciever..I added a few nice features, like a switch to turn on an integrated Zobel network I added in, and also swapped out the bare wire binding posts for 5-way posts. Also added an IEC socket so I could detatch the power cord easily.

    Sooner or later my answering machine will be next...the though of making it ask the person to verify that their message is correct kinda puts a grin on my face.

  114. Arcade machines... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    Ok, so it ended up connected to a PC, but I took one of these and turned it into a StepMania machine.

    Basically, it was just a matter of getting a 50-pin scsi cable and hacking it apart, connecting it to the already-present centronix connector for the pads, and sitting with a multimeter to figure out which wire went with which sensor (9 pads x 4 sensors x 2 players = a buttload of wires to test). Then, taking the wires, attaching them to a terminal strip, where the other end got soldered to torn-apart playstation controllers.

    Then, run the PS controllers through your basic Boom PS->USB converter to the PC, and voila! Actual, real arcade dance pads for SM. Luckily, the monitor was a standard VGA and the sound just two stereo 1/8" jacks, so that was all that needed doing. The rumor is that SM is going to add a lights driver, so it's possible I'll even be able to get the stage and machine lights to work at some point, too.

    The PC behind the scenes is a Shuttle XPC with an Athlon XP 2600+ in it. When running SM, you'd be hard pressed to know it's not a regular DDR machine, except for the over 1k songs that it has on it. Oh, and that it's a Korean knockoff version's cabinet, but that's minor, really.

    Though, I do have to giggle every time I see the arcade machine boot up a Windows XP screen. ;)

  115. Dildo Hack by Turd+Rippleton · · Score: 0


    I hacked a dildo and turned it into a toilet paper holder... I am writing a white paper on it which will be published shortly.

    ~Turd

  116. PS1 Foot pedal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A foot pedal for time crisis 1 on the playstation
    This consisted of a video case cut into two (aladdin I think it was :) then I placed the insides of a joypad inside it, and made sure when pressure was applied the circle button was pressed, Bit of masking tape, Some carpet tile on the bottom to stop it sliding around. Plugged it into port two and I had a nice little foot pedal.

    1. Re:PS1 Foot pedal by brandorf · · Score: 1

      I did similar for Time crisis 2. I trilled a hole in the "C" button, and insalled a stereo phono jack in it so that shorting L and R together closed the switch. For a pedal, I use a sustain pedal from a keyboard. Works great.

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  117. My MuVo2 for a 4GB Microdrive by neile · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For people in digital camera circles this is likely old news, but my latest hack was last night. I removed the 4GB Microdrive that came in my MuVo2 (total was $198 including taxes and shipping), formatted it appropriately, and shoved it into my 10D. Now I've got room for 588 RAW images on a single card.

    The other half of the hack was to get my old 1GB microdrive working in the MuVo. It required a reformat of the drive, and a re-flash of the firmware to get the magic files back on the drive.

  118. Internet enabled coffee maker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well d*mn... I went through the trouble of designing and building an Internet (ethernet) enabled coffee maker two years ago, using the very same Siteplayer module they use in the book.

    Mine's much better though as it's fully contained (powersupply and all) within the free space inside... and no tethering of the decanter. It's a "sleeper". :)

  119. silly putty timers by greywire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I used silly putty to create "timers" for instance to turn off a light switch. By dragging a wire through a blob of silly putty, using gravity or a rubber band, you can trigger lots of things. Silly putty by its nature makes for a relatively constant rate of travel and you can pretty accurately time things.

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  120. Hacking rainbows by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In the local junk/surplus shop (the one with the gorilla) they had parts of a tank periscope with a 6" high-quality prism. Getting it out and removing the aluminum coating was fun. (Soak in vinegar or stonger overnight to remove the aluminum.)

    Fix it (cat proof!) in a southern window and you get a large rainbow that sweeps across the room on sunny days. Very nice for improving the mood. (You could buy one, but it wouldn't be a hack.) Great for bugging anal managers at the office.

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    1. Re:Hacking rainbows by Myrcurial · · Score: 1

      mmmmm... love the gorilla store -- must take daughter there this weekend to find shiny bits for lego mindstorms project.

  121. Tools by phorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possibly, though it seems you might need a bigger tool for this job, or so I've heard...

  122. Really easy way to use stepper motors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An easy way to implement robots, plotters, cnc, you name it...

    Take one old xt or 286 with 5 1/4" floppy drives. Use the stepper motors plus the drive boards plus the computer's power supply. The connector on the drive board has two signals of interest (plus ground). One pin is direction (fwd. rev.) the other pin steps the motor once for every pulse.

    Connect these signal pins to the parallel port of another old computer. Write a simple program in qbasic to control four of these stepper motors with no extra electronics at all.

    Feedback is with micro-switches also connected to the parallel port (there are five input lines on the old version).

    Easy, easy, easy ...

  123. Moderated Funny? by anocelot · · Score: 1

    Um...

    Why was that modded funny? I *acutally* do this.

    Come to think of it, this would make a good /. reader poll...

    *snickers*

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  124. How about a vending machine?? by Arsinio · · Score: 1

    This is a little project we have been working on for a while...hacking a vending machine to make it networked...aka vend a drink from anywhere in the world. Big Drink

  125. Excersize Machine into Electric Mast Raising Sys by MoronBob · · Score: 1

    I am in the process of transforming an excersize machine into an electric mast raising system for my 25 foot sailboat. When finished it will allow me to raise the 30ft mast with the push of a button. I have decided to avoid as much physical labor as possible.

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  126. Answering machine by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hacked a cheap Radio Shack answering machine that used standard cassette tapes to never rewind the outgoing message tape. I could then put multiple outgoing messages on the tape that would play a different message to each caller. Gave my friends some variety and me an easy way to tell how many calls where received while I was out.

    Until the night when I got someone who just kept redialing the phone to hear all the outgoing messages. (Back in the day when telemarketers did their own dialing, would note interesting answering machines, and then call them up again outside work hours and share them with friends.)

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  127. hacked christmas lights by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was in high school, I rewired a string of christmas tree lights from series to parallel so that I could run them off of some D-cell batteries. A little switch turned them on automatically when I opened my locker. It was about a decade before you could buy this sort of thing in stores.

  128. Related website by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    www.guitarnuts.com seems to have lots of electric guitar hacks. Anybody know how to get more output out of crappy pickups?

    1. Re:Related website by Moeses · · Score: 1

      Well you can do what I did which is put in a pre-amp. It's more common for bass, but some guitars do this too. (EMG pickups are all active with their own built in pre-amps for example.)

      The pre-amp will boost your signal a little bit before it gets to the amp, giving you more gain and an easier to overdrive signal. Plus, the pre-amp load isolates the pickups, so they don't have to push as hard against your long crappy guitar cable and stomp boxes. This keeps the pickups working at full output and also keeps the pickup resonance frequency from reducing both in frequency and dB. (That means they'll sound better, probably, depending on your ears.)

      Honestly though, after getting a decent amp, getting decent pickups in your guitar is probably going to do more for your sound than just about anything else. There are rather affordable aftermarket pickups (look at seymour duncan for example) that are pretty decent.

      If you're an absolute nut you could try rewinding the pickup coils by hand and make sure the wire is stacked tight for maximum denisity, maybe get more windings by using a longer wire, etc. I've never tried anything like this though, so good luck if you do.

      Also, your pickups probably have an adjustable height, if they're too low the strings are too far from the sweet spot and will be quit and not sound as good. Adjusting the pickup height can make a difference and you should do it, but it won't make a *huge* difference. Doing this will affect the tone as much as output. A string vibrating too far from a pickup will more in and out of the place where the magnetic field is strong and your sound can "warble" and sound like crap.

      I'm going to recommend that you look into pickups in the $30 range. They're affordable (you can easily spend a lot more) but WAY better than the pickups you find in factory made guitars of the Samick/Mex Strat/etc. level.

      Of course if your amp is crap the pickups will only help so much. Crappy pickups into a decent amp usually sounds better than good pickups into a crappy amp. After that changing your pickups will do more for your sound than anything I talked about above.

    2. Re:Related website by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      My (cheap)effects processor is also a preamp. Will that do the same thing as putting one in my guitar?

    3. Re:Related website by Moeses · · Score: 1

      If you're just trying to get a higher output and your effects processor has something that lets you adjust the volume (up in this case) then yes.

      The processor probably does have such a volume control and feeding your amp the hotter signal will give the amp more volume (or more distortion, depending on whether you're clipping the amplifiers built in pre-amp, which is a different pre-amp than your effects processor).

  129. Teddy Ruxpin by real+gumby · · Score: 1

    Remember Teddy Ruxpin? He makes a pretty good mp3 player. Especially if you play Black Sabbath through him. Great fun for a 5-year-old, or a 35-year-old for that matter.

    It would be cooler to reuse his electronics, but if anyone else wants to put Teddy under the knife they'll discover 1> his guts are almost all discrete components and 2> a good chunk of that is under a blob of epoxy.

    In the end it was easier just to gut him and start over.

    1. Re:Teddy Ruxpin by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Teddy Ruxpin.. mp3 player? I only remember him as a cartoon character in the 80's :S

    2. Re:Teddy Ruxpin by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      ...while I never knew he was a cartoon character!

      In the mid-80s you could buy a Teddy Ruxpin doll that took specially formatted tapes. These tapes had songs on one track, and had control information on the others. As teddy played the song, his mouth moved "in synch" with the words.

      Check out eBay...you can still buy the doll and the tapes. And google will show you there are people with waay too much time who have decoded the control tapes!

    3. Re:Teddy Ruxpin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't really matter whether you hack the control codes or not, because whatever you play, you'll see Teddy's randomly-opening mouth as being in sync.

      Long ago at a party, somebody put in a tape of an album by Church O' Satan founder Anton Szandor Lavey (RIP). Teddy reciting "and if he smite you on one cheek, SMASH HIM ON THE OTHER!!" to the accompaniment of Wagner was one of the funniest thing I'd seen/heard in awhile.

    4. Re:Teddy Ruxpin by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

      Yep, a cartoon character..see right here :) http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/teddyruxpin1.jpg

  130. now for something completely different by slobod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a chemist in a fully equiped lab, I've been able to find *interesting* applications around the home for anything that can fit in a pocket...

    A lot can be found by google search.
    The traditional applications still stand -- dry ice bombs, sodium thrown in water or on ice (potassium can make some nice explosions), and liquid nitrogen experiments.

    Liquid nitrogen can be poured on hydrocarbon based compounds, and as it condenses liquid oxygen the hydrocarbons are oxidized. When everything evaporates, you have a small amount of primary explosive. Liquid oxygen makes fire interesting all by itself, too.

    There are less violent chemical hacks. Nothing's better than playing poker with "gold" pennies. Just cook some copper pennies up in a sodium hydroxide solution with zinc, then amalgamate 'em with a blowtorch. Viola, brass plated pennies.

    Also, nothing gets rid of hard water deposits like a 50% nitric acid solution. (Hydrochloric acid solutions work, too, and don't eat copper; then again, they don't produce nice red smoke, either.)

    Nothing cleans grease like hexanes (often mixed with isopropanol or toluene), so bike chains, etc. become much easier to clean.

    As long as you're careful, you can usually get better results than commercial products.

  131. photo hacking by edsarkiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a dark room, a mic, a preamp, a silicon controlled rectifier, and a photo flash leads to high-speed sound activated photography: m.i.l.k.d.r.o.p. scene photos and diagram included.

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  132. PS2 "OK" button presser by anocelot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's kind of a wussy mod, but I took on of those dual-aligator-clamp holders for soldering and rigged it to push the X button on my "turbo'd" controller. My Final Fantasy characters can now level up without causing undue stress on my carpel tunnel.

    ...which is more than I can say for my /. karma...

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  133. I haven't hacked this, but I'd love to... by Jay9333 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to make a push-button cover for my license plate so I could run video-policed red lights when it is late and no one is coming anyway.

    We just started getting video surveillance at traffic lights in my town, and sometimes they really piss me off.

    I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult. Just a push button switch up front wired to an electric motor in the back, some rotors, and a sliding cover. I suppose I'd have to cut through my trunk... that would suck. Or I could mount it on my trunk I guess... hmmm. Any suggestions?

    1. Re:I haven't hacked this, but I'd love to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a nice can of clear spray that I apply after a heavy rain and/or car wash. Makes it almost impossible to take a photo of the plate with or without a flash. Look on eBay..

    2. Re:I haven't hacked this, but I'd love to... by Jay9333 · · Score: 1
      I bought a nice can of clear spray that I apply after a heavy rain and/or car wash. Makes it almost impossible to take a photo of the plate with or without a flash. Look on eBay..

      Interesting. Are you talking about something along the lines of your basic clear spray paint enamel or maybe something like "reflect a-lite" clear spray kryon?

    3. Re:I haven't hacked this, but I'd love to... by Jay9333 · · Score: 1
      Oops... I accidentally replied to my original post instead of yours. By the way, thanks for the advice. You said, I bought a nice can of clear spray that I apply after a heavy rain and/or car wash. Makes it almost impossible to take a photo of the plate with or without a flash. Look on eBay..

      Interesting. Are you talking about something along the lines of your basic clear spray paint enamel or maybe something like "reflect a-lite" clear spray kryon?

    4. Re:I haven't hacked this, but I'd love to... by bhima · · Score: 1
      Here in Austria that is like forging a government document and carries the appropriate penalties.

      They use image enhancing software to bring out the embossing of the number plate and then come get you and take you to jail.

      Be careful!

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  134. Speak like the Devil by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Funny
    I saw a comedian the other day on Comedy Central who made fun of the good ol' Speak & Spell. He could almost duplicate the voice from that wonderful learning tool and said things demonically like, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G... I will eat your family." Very funny skit, but it also reminded me of a "hack" I did to my Speak & Spell when I was 6 or so that awakened the true demon of the dictionary.

    I had one of the original Speak & Spells with the raised-button letters (unlike the later models that were completely flat). On all Speak & Spells there is a "Code" mode where up to 8 letters can by typed and transposed into a code that only people with other Speak & Spells could decipher (ROT13, or something else very weak). One day I grew bored with this mode and leaned on all of the buttons at once. This caused the multi-directional character LEDs to all light up like 8 little boxes. I then started pressing the apostrophe key. Each box would turn into an apostrophe. Boop... Boop... Boop... Boop... Boop... Boop... Boop...

    As I pressed the apostrophe key one more time to erase the last malformed chaacter, I awakened the demon within the Speak & Spell. All of a sudden the Speak & Spell went into the "Say It" mode where it would teach particular words. Normally, it would show a word like "OCEAN" and the speaker would state, "Say it... OCEAN." But in this crazy mode I had put it into, the speaker would shout incoherently. "Say it...HUGAXCKHUAAAHRETA!!!" It would keep on doing this, screaming incoherently until the enter key was pressed, at which time it would pick a random word and shout it out. "MOTHER!"

    It definitely made my parents laugh, and the same Speak & Spell works to this day with the same bug. Keep in mind that the Voyager space probe also had less memory than a Speak & Spell, too...

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    1. Re:Speak like the Devil by prockcore · · Score: 1

      I saw a comedian the other day on Comedy Central who made fun of the good ol' Speak & Spell

      Just FYI, that comedian is Dane Cook

      He's hilarious.

    2. Re:Speak like the Devil by Accipiter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On all Speak & Spells there is a "Code" mode where up to 8 letters can by typed and transposed into a code that only people with other Speak & Spells could decipher (ROT13, or something else very weak)

      Similar principle as ROT13 except it's more like a reverse ROT6. I figured this out and memorized it years ago.

      ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
      FEDCBAZYXWVUTSRQPONMLK JIHG


      I actually still have a Speak & Spell (and a Speak & Math) at home somewhere.

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    3. Re:Speak like the Devil by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of those other talking kids toys. I think they were called See-n-Say, or something like that. It was the one with the animals around this circle. You turned this arrow to point to one of them like a cat, and then pull this cord, and the thing would say, "The cat says: meeooww." I found that they had this funny quirk that if you jerked on the string a little while it was playing, it would jump tracks or something and continue playing from one of the other sound bites. I thought it was pretty funny to do at friends' houses who had little kids and one of these things to mess with their minds.

      "The dog says [yank] Mooooo!"

      Later, in the toy company's continuing product "improvement", they changed it from a string to a lever built into the side, so that didn't work anymore--too bad.

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    4. Re:Speak like the Devil by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      I believe that was the Speak & Read, the yellow one, that had the "Say It" game. Mine had flat buttons, and still had the same hack. I believe it was the Enter and 2 "any" keys you had to hold down until the screen changed, then there were a few buttons you could push to kick off different fun sequences of confusion... most of which led to it being completely locked up. (You could tell because the Off button didn't work anymore... you had to unplug it.)

      When I was a kid I spent hours documenting ways to get it to freak out. My mother confiscated said documentation because she thought I was going to break it. :)

      The Speak & Read had quite a few of these "bugs". The one you mentioned was definitely the most notable. I had a Speak & Math and Speak & Spell, and I believe I found one fairly boring one on the Speak & Math, and none on the Speak & Spell!

    5. Re:Speak like the Devil by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      Never mind, the one with the Say It game was the Speak & Spell. I could have sworn the Speak & Read was addled with these issues and the Speak & Spell was clean. This whole thing's triggered a huge brain cell cluster devoted to finding these things as a child and unfortunately no one's posted anything about this on the internet, and now it's driving me nuts. Thanks alot dude! :)

  135. Harddisk magnets... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    Harddisk magnets.. is it a sin to use them to build a generator that will be attached to a home made windmill? :)

  136. nuclear reactor by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

    I once hacked a nuclear reactor with a paper clip, my shoe laces and a piece of gum

    Angus Macgyver

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  137. cd player out of a vibrator and chicken wire. by mgoodman · · Score: 1

    no wait...that was silent bob. damn.

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  138. What I Hacked by Mach5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a 900Mhz wireless headphones by Recoton, i took apart the headphones, built a box around the components and hooked the audio outs into a battery operated headphone amp, so now i can use my own headphones in place of their inept ones. i can also plug into my stereo line-ins with a 1/8>RCA cable which is across the room. pretty useful

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  139. One time by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I managed to hack an old cdrom drive back into silicon dust!

  140. satellite tv by Flozzin · · Score: 1

    There are alot of people that buy DirectTv units then use a pentium computer to hack the broadcast. If you are scared of the FBI tracking you down for it, you can always just hack a Canadian satellite instead. Since no one in america would pay for canadian tv, its about as legit as you can get...for stealing something. Anyone out there hear about modifying a TiVo so it can record rented dvd's instead of tv??

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  141. 3D Scanner by NickFusion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A work in progress.

    Slowed down recently due to house-hunting, but nearing completion. The hardware is ready to go, just need to write the drivers & integration software.

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    1. Re:3D Scanner by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      Hey-find anywone with access to a machine shop- one second in a milling machine will give you a nice flat side on that nut. Re-polish it, and you're ready to go.

      Or, just buy a tiny mirror from someone like Edmund Scientific and glue it on, it'll make you life much easier.

      -Phat Tony

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    2. Re:3D Scanner by gelstudios · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a second laser directly above the first one will "fill-in" the gaps created by the first pointer being shadowed on the object being scanned. just an idea

    3. Re:3D Scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ick I need a 3d 24 bit color scanner. I need decent, seamless textures and the only way is a turntable full color scanner that is an insane amount of money.

      dont want B&W and I dont want relief for conversion to a 3d model.

    4. Re:3D Scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I have an idea! Why don't you use a turntable for your turntable! Think "direct drive", "LP album", "Optical speed feedback".

      Hint: drive the motor with a 5Hz AC and then the speed will come down. Set for 45RPM and get 5RPM.

    5. Re:3D Scanner by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      Simply insane.

      I like it! Keep up the good work, I can't wait to see this completed.

    6. Re:3D Scanner by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

      That is awesome. I love the industrious use of Legos - my absolute favorite toy as a child.

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    7. Re:3D Scanner by NickFusion · · Score: 1

      Because turntables are expensive, and the only one I have around the house is for playing records...};^)

      It's kind of junkyard wars in my computer room, whatever's lying about.

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      What were you expecting?
    8. Re:3D Scanner by NickFusion · · Score: 1

      Actually, the lego/45 degree mirror is working quite well.

      --
      What were you expecting?
  142. I'm the king! I modded my cordless phone. I removed the piezzo. It rocks! no more phone to disturb me!!!

  143. Here's another.... by simetra · · Score: 1

    At this place I worked at, there was this head of programming guy, a hippy who was very high-strung, stressed out. One day he was standing next to this monitor, about 30 feet from me. I forget the OS it was running, maybe AIX. From my desk, I remotely turned X on, on that monitor he was standing next to. I might've been rlog'd in, I don't recall. Then I would turn it on. Then back off again, etc, etc. After a while, he looked at it, and slapped it really hard, like it was a monitor on the fritz!!!!! What a goober.

    --

    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  144. binary clock by thehosh · · Score: 1

    going to assemble my own binaryclock very soon (like the one from thinkgeek..).

  145. Networked Vending Machine by Avatar889 · · Score: 1

    All I have to say is that we have a networked vending machine. You telnet into it and tell it to drop a drink in x amount of seconds. Then you simply walk down there and get your nice cold caffeinated beverage. Eventually a robot will bring it to us (not joking about that btw) What will they think of next. Big Drink's Website

    --
    Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementia (There is no great genius without a mixture of madness) - Aristotle
  146. My remote by RedA$$edMonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's 6 pins on the back of some remote controls called the JP1 and with a build-it-or-buy-it cable, you can hack your remote to do all sorts of cool shit it couldn't do before.

    Here's a good starter:
    http://www.lucindrea.com/jp1/JP1_For_Beg inners_Rev 1.1.htm
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jp1/

    1. Re:My remote by DRACO- · · Score: 1

      The first link is incorrect. It just leads to some depressed server that couldnt even find it's 404.

      See for yourself.

      DRACO-

      --
      Consider yourself blessed if you are sneezed on by a dragon and only get wet, it could have been a fireball.
    2. Re:My remote by RedA$$edMonkey · · Score: 0

      sorry, looks like there was an extra space stuck in there. This one should work

      http://www.lucindrea.com/jp1/JP1_For_Beginners_R ev 1.1.htm

    3. Re:My remote by RedA$$edMonkey · · Score: 0

      What the fuck /. keeps sticking a space in there. piece of sh...

      Here, let me fuck with html for 5 minutes to make a link:

      Here

      There's gotta be an easier way to put links into messages than typing in my own html code.

  147. what about the cue cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just got one, haven't made the lead to
    declaw it yet, but maybe I will.

  148. Washing machine by JRootabega · · Score: 2, Funny

    I stick a wad of paper into the latch on the washing machine so I can watch it fill up with the door open.

    1. Re:Washing machine by GoogolPlexPlex · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Well, I hold down the little plastic tab in my portable CD player, so I can watch the CD spinning with the door held open.

  149. Some other hacks I have done.. by rongage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have done a few "less interesting" hacks - back in the day...

    * Hacked into the school PA system on the last day of my senior yearof high school. Took an old Peavey 400 amplifier, tied it directly into the 70v speaker line for the schools PA system (having unquestioned access to the theatre at school really helped). 5 minutes before the end of first period, weird noises start coming out the school PA system. Best part was the school principal approaching me later that day and asking HOW I did it, not IF I did it! THAT was fun!

    * Probably doesn't count under the PC limitation, but I also hacked TRSDOS on an old TRS-80 Model 1. I discovered an undocumented command in the Disk Basic Interpreter (CMD"#"# if you wanted to know). Not being content with this - and TRSDOS Disk Basic had no way to pull a directory of a disk drive, I took the disk directory command from the TRSDOS system library and grafted it onto the code for the above found command. Result, I had a version of TRSDOS Disk Basic that could do something that Tandy/Radio Shack said was impossible to do - I could call a disk directory from BASIC without exiting the BASIC interpreter.

    That was back in the day - truely fun times!

    --
    Ron Gage - Westland, MI
    1. Re:Some other hacks I have done.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also hacked my high school's PA system
      i stayed at school pretty late helping out with plays/musicals and the janitors would play the radio over the PA while cleaning, to mess with their heads i would play the same thing, then when they would turn it off from their end, it would stay on, had them scratching their heads for awhile
      and as a senior prank i wired up a portable cd player to a peavey amp and played music throughout the day

  150. Phreaking and Social Engineering by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Besides hardware and software (of course) -- the main two other things I find myself hacking would be my phone and... well.. people.

    I don't want to disclose what I do to my phone.. but let's just say that it makes it easier to non-PC hack #2 (Social Engineering) ;)

    Hacking people is fun though. They will believe anything...

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  151. Martial Arts Weapons by cheesethegreat · · Score: 1

    I hacked two bokken (curved japanese wooden swords) into a D&D-style double sword using duct tape, screws and crazy glue.

    I also made something that tosses up beanbag balls as moving targets. Base components:
    Blender, slingshot, springs from an old BB gun and a length of p-cord.

  152. We once hacked... by DoraLives · · Score: 1

    an old launch pad (boy, the anchor bolt refurb on that UT was a BASTARD, nevermind any of the rest of it), into a fairly useful facility, but the new new rocket was a piece of shit and they finally decided to just blow the whole damned facility to hell and be done with it, but we sure had some fun there with it for a while.

    --
    Is it fascism yet?
  153. O'Reilly's "Girlfriend Hacks" by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

    The pentium flaw could be "fixed" by disabling the FPU in software.

    This is akin to getting her drunk to suppress those pesky frontal lobe messages that counter the "I'm horny" feelings with "He's ugly and he reads Slashdot" reasoning.

    Actually, this is a bad analogy. The Pentium FPU was disabled because it was giving faulty results. The girl-frontal-lobes are functioning perfectly when they report that you're (*) an ugly geek.

    Even hard drive sizes used to be "hacked" bigger by using compression software.

    The girl-equivalent being the wonderbra that makes the important things appear larger where it matters (i.e. where you can see them). Unfortunately, like the compression software, you'll eventually see that neither of these methods actually give you more.

    (*) No, not you (the parent poster) specifically.... why do people say "you" instead of "one" in English...?

    --
    "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    1. Re:O'Reilly's "Girlfriend Hacks" by Zerth · · Score: 1

      I used to do that in english papers when the prof made arbitrary restrictions on the use of "I" or "you". I usually got marked down for using "passive voice". My french teacher loved it though.

    2. Re:O'Reilly's "Girlfriend Hacks" by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      The pentium flaw could be "fixed" by disabling the FPU in software

      Do you know why they called it the Pentium instead of the 586? They added 100 to 486 and got 585.9999897332413...

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
    3. Re:O'Reilly's "Girlfriend Hacks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is a bad analogy. The Pentium FPU was disabled because it was giving faulty results. The girl-frontal-lobes are functioning perfectly when they report that you're (*) an ugly geek.

      You're not hacking them. You're subverting them, which is much more:
      a) fun,
      b) useful, and
      c) evil :)

  154. Kinda Non-PC by ufpdom · · Score: 1

    Do Consoles APply? I mod xboxes, PS2s, PS1s, Neo Geos, Dreamcasts, Any dam console that is hackable I do.

    --
    There's no Freedom like UFP-dom
  155. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  156. I hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hack Gibsons
    Duh!

  157. Car LED clock module becomes coffee maker by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About 20 years ago I 'hacked' a car LED clock module by wiring some ribbon cable to the relevant parts of the PCB and mounting the unit with a 12V transformer+PSU, programming switches and a 10A mains relay in a small case - the end result was a unit into which I could plug my coffee percolator and have it 'brew-up' at the pre-set time in the morning! Because it also had a 59min count down timer, I could also set the coffee brewing at other times knowing that the timer wouldn't let the percolator boil dry!

    My most recent hack was to make up a short lead that runs from a universal (90-250v) multi-voltage 2A DC power supply. On the 'output' side of the lead is a 12V car 'cigar lighter' socket into which I can plug a Belkin 12V 'car' to 5V USB socket adaptor - now with the relevant leads I can charge my phone or PDA or use anything else that normally takes power from a USB port - this means I only have to take one power unit with me on holiday or on business rather than one PSU for phone, another for PDA, another for digital camera, NiMh battery charger etc.

    --
    AT&ROFLMAO
  158. Microwave Oven by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was growing up, we had a microwave oven in our kitchen whose clock could be set by punching in the time on the number keypad, and hitting the "Clock Set" button. Pretty standard, realy.

    So one night, with more free time than is strictly healthy, my friend Steve Roche and I were sitting around microwaving things, when one of us decided to set the time on the clock to "6:66", just to see what would happen.

    Fortunately for us, the programmers of the firmware didn't include any validation code, because it let us set the time to 6:66. We sat there for a minute, debating what would happen next. Would it change to 7:07? 6:67? 6:07? 6:67 it was. What would happen, then, after 6:69? Again we debated -- would it go to 6:70? By that time we sort of assumed it would.

    Well, it fooled us but good -- after 6:69, it invented a new number . The display read "6:6^", or something like that. We watched with fascination as it made up five more brand new digits, before changing to 6:70.

    Damned if it wasn't using hexadecimal.

    Then we microwaved some wormy flour, which stunk up the house in some awful, indescribable way, and ended the microwave experiments for the evening.

    1. Re:Microwave Oven by BillX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bah, this is an ancient thread now by /. terms; I'm sure this won't get read :-)

      The behavior you're describing sounds suspiciously like a discrete BCD-to-7-segment decoder (74LS47?) chip when it's given bit values corresponding to values above '9'. The decoder's input is 4 bits, giving up to 16 possible digits to be displayed. Since they're only 'expected' to display 0-9, however, part designers are free to choose arbitrary patterns for the remaining bit combinations. (Or are they meaningful patterns to someone, somewhere?)

      Any 'LS47 designer out there know why these particular patterns were chosen?

      --
      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    2. Re:Microwave Oven by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, I read it, at least, and if I could spend moderator points on this topic, I'd mod it up (Interesting? Informative?) in a second.

      Something else that reminds me of that microwave is a very old digital alarm clock I have, where about a third of the LED bars are burned out, resulting in a clock that keeps time in obscure alien glyphs. Once upon a time, back when I had a brain, I could even read the time off of it.

      Come to think of it, that may have been the same clock that my friend Steve "hacked" with a 50,000 volt transformer he had lying around his house.

  159. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now THAT is a sweet ass hack...

  160. Hacking Reality? by versionthirteen · · Score: 1

    Is it considered hacking reality to try to convince people in forums that you actually have a girl friend?

  161. Microwave Hacking by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    I am working on building a Microwave Ray gun using an old working magnetron. If the Neighbors dog barks again i am gonna blow it up with microwaves!!!

    --
    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
  162. Re Cars! - rocket car hack. by frozen_kangaroo · · Score: 2
    This made an appearance at our local drag strip. The "fuel grain" he refers to in his rocket car's combustion chambers - if seen up close - looked very much like lengths of plastic (polyethylene) drain pipe you can buy from a builders merchant. They are burnt in a nitrous (oxide) atmosphere in a tubular combustion chamber. Note that it does the quarter-mile as fast as a Ferrari!

    Clearly this guy has done an excellent job of it, but since plumbing materials were never intended for this purpose my guess is that this qualifies as a hack.

  163. Ultimate hacker by Popageorgio · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. Heloise could totally own this thread.

  164. You know... by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is anyone else disturbed by the seemingly huge amount of misogyny in the Slashdot readership? Reading through the comments to this story reveals a lot of "jokes" about "hacking up women." Sure, it's mostly AC trolls, but it's kind of scary. Just because you can't get a girlfriend, guys, doesn't mean we need to kill women.

    --

    +++ATH0
    1. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody needs to hack up women, it's just something to do for kicks when life gets stressful. Don't think of it as an addiction, think of it as a hobby like model-building or playing with trains in the basement.

    2. Re:You know... by dandelion_wine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      WOW. Wasn't aware that /. filters the AC's to the bottom of each string. I had no idea what you were talking about and wondered if they had been edited out from above. That's a hell of a FP.

      Still, is the word misogyny not a wee bit overblown? Even jokes in poor taste are jokes, despite what Freud might have said. On the same subject, I might really dislike a female coworker without it necessarily meaning that I'm secretly attracted to her. This is not a fancy way of saying "lighten up", but seriously, do we not take a thousand-fold more blase attitude toward violence directed at men? Actually, I think he said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. /derail

    3. Re:You know... by fermion · · Score: 1
      agreed. But I think it is more a peer pressure to not take relationsips seriously, at least not in public. Or a fear of relationships and the power they have over us. Or a fear of losing the relationship. In private many of these men are unable to exert any influence on a relationship.

      At the base it is an objectification of women. Something we would not like to happen, but in men's defense, look at what even women like to watch on tv. Women being led into humiliating relationships. Look at politics. Women are having touble with the fact that democratic candidates wives actually feel they have the right to open their mouths and express an opinion. They should more demure and differential like our current first lady.

      You also have to take into account the number of adolescents who appear to post here. There are repeating things without understanding what it means. Like some six year old boys I had in a class a few weeks back. They all came into class repeating "look at my big burrito."

      Disturbing, but perhaps they will learn to be better.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    4. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody needs to hack up women, it's just something to do for kicks when life gets stressful. Don't think of it as an addiction, think of it as a hobby like model-building or playing with trains in the basement.

      I like to do that with hookers.

    5. Re:You know... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just ignore it. It just means that a lot of ugly men with small penises read slashdot. But heh, this is geek culture what else do you expect.

    6. Re:You know... by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Look at politics. Women are having touble with the fact that democratic candidates wives actually feel they have the right to open their mouths and express an opinion. They should more demure and differential like our current first lady.

      I think it's very important to pay attention to the spouses (after all, the candidate could be a woman) of candidates, if only because we have to realize what influence they'll have on the candidate behind the scenes.

      That being said, the first lady is not elected. When America elects its first female president, I hope her husband equally realizes this fact. Being the spouse of an elected official empowers them to... what, exactly? It's like saying "I'm not a doctor, but I play one one tv" fer crissakes.

    7. Re:You know... by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      It isn't the fact of the jokes that struck me but rather the frequency and similarity of them. This would seem to indicate a lot of latent (or barely-repressed, really) anger at women in the geek sector.

      They can't understand what's wrong with them that makes them unable to form relationships, so instead they decide that all women must be cruel and hateful.

      --

      +++ATH0
  165. SafeHouse by losycompresion · · Score: 4, Informative

    The phone both there would be alot cooler if it actually worked as a phone....and didn't tell you the damd code to enter after picking up the handset.

    1. Re:SafeHouse by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      The phone both there would be alot cooler if it actually worked as a phone....and didn't tell you the damd code to enter after picking up the handset.

      Good Morning, Mr. Presion.
      Your hack, should you choose to accept it...

  166. A useful hack by ralf1 · · Score: 0

    I took a perfectly useless windows XP desktop and made it functional using a hard disk erasing utility and a cd with SuSE on it.

    --
    "Would you, could you, with a goat?" Dr Seuss
  167. Wireless Camera Trigger by Calcbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once made a wireless trigger/shutter release for my Nikon SLR camera with a hacked wireless doorbell.

    I try not to bring it in carry-on baggage on airplanes. I think they might not like a remote control device with a weird wire leading out of it.

  168. Hacking the Hot Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never cook a hot dog using copper wires pushed into the ends connected to 120 VAC. First there is the arcing when enough copper sulfate condenses, and then, again becasue of the copper sulfate, it doesn't taste too good. Always use stainless steal.

    1. Re:Hacking the Hot Dog by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you get to eat a blue hot dog!

    2. Re:Hacking the Hot Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It tasted like a handful of old pennys. To this day I have trouble with hot dogs. The sound of an arcing hotdog almost made it worth it.

  169. More of a practical joke, but could be hacking by fatron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back when I was in high school, I had a friend who always left his old 1970's Mercury Capri parked at his place of work unlocked with the keys in it. He had just installed a new stereo, but didn't complete the job, so there were all sorts of loose wires hanging from under his dash board. One day when I drove past his place of work, I saw his car there and remembered I had an old ahoooooogah horn sitting in my trunk. I decide to stop by and see what kind of evil things I could do to him. I worked for about 20 minutes sticking the horn under the drivers seat, grounding it to a seat bolt, and connecting the positive lead to a switched terminal on his fuse box. When he got out of work that night and started his car, things got pretty amusing. At first he couldn't figure out what was going on, then once he realized what was happening, he started banging around on the horn to shut it off. He finally managed to get the horn to shut off by knocking the ground wire loose, unfortunately, since power was still running to it, it went off everytime he hit a bump. He drove about 5 miles home with that horn going off under his seat, needless to say, he didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.

    1. Re:More of a practical joke, but could be hacking by GTownBeast · · Score: 1

      That... is awesome. I wish a friend of mine still had his Ford Probe, I could have done so much to it since the locks were fucked and you just needed any key to unlock it

      --
      Rumor has it... that Catholic School Girls Rule
    2. Re:More of a practical joke, but could be hacking by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Another "fun" seat-horn trick is to get a 9V battery a mercury/tilt switch and a small 100dB+ horn. Wire it all up so that when a person sits in a chair and tils back, the horn goes off.

      More than a few people have wound up on the foor or on the ceiling with this hack.

      --
      Article X: The powers not delegated... by the Constitution...are reserved...to the people
  170. Taking quotes out of order, and out of context: by SubconsciousSeraphim · · Score: 1

    "'I really wanted to get my hands dirty again,' he said Wednesday, sitting in his garage..."

    "After working as a toy designer in New York -- where he helped create 'Teen Talk Barbie' -- he came to Silicon Valley in 1992 to join Apple's research staff."

    I see.

  171. "Hacked" my Acura by WestonP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I "hacked" my 1997 Acura Integra LS...

    There are a few electrical mods here and there... a power antenna control switch, and lots of security (hacked the power lock module to keep the doors locked, even if the thief has a key). Those damn Fast & Furious kids are always eyeing the thing like they want to steal it, but they wouldn't get far.

    I take this car racing a lot (SCCA stuff), and it was a good car to begin with, but now there are many performance "hacks". I have added a turbo and to "overclock" the engine from 140hp/126tq to 220hp/209tq (which is a lot in a 2600lb FWD car with short gearing), upgraded the cooling system, swapped in some stiffer springs, adjustable shocks, sticky tires, a bunch of other stuff, and I'll be installing a custom-built race transmission in a day or two.

    I don't even want to add up how much money I've put into this, but it is a lot of fun to drive around a race track... It's pretty satisfying to pass Porsche 911s, and other highly respected sports cars, when they have it to the floor. :)

    1. Re:"Hacked" my Acura by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      Sounds good. As long as you don't start doing weird body mods, and you keep the racing off the street, you're cool.

      You should get some video of it passing a Porsche. :D

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
    2. Re:"Hacked" my Acura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bite.

      I'm sorry but 220hp and 209ft-lb (not "tq") in a 2600lb Integra does not let you pass a "911 with the pedal to the floor."

      On no day will you do this. Ever. You're speaking out of your ass.

      More than likely the Porsche driver either let you off easily, or simply did not care (or even notice), but I can assure you that in no way were they giving you all the car had.

      Keep in mind there are 3 major 911 production models for the US market. The Carrera, Turbo, and GT2. The Carrera being the base NA model that is quite common, so we'll assume you're talking about the Carrera. If it was a Turbo or a GT2, it's no contest..

      The Carrera comes with 315HP/273ft-lb stock. That's base model there buddy. The coupe weighs in at 2959lbs, while the convertible weighs a hefty 3135lbs. Even assuming it was a convertible Carrera, the Porsche would have walked away from your Integra, had the driver wanted to. Your weight "advantage" is nothing when you're out-powered to that extent. (BTW, 2600lbs is hardly a light vehicle)

      I also find it highly doubtful that adding a turbo kit to your little Integra resulted in a 80HP / 80ft-lb increase in power output. Most of those kits are crap, and you're running like 7psi max. (You did install a boost gauge, right?) Anything higher and you'd be talking about the pistons, rings, rods, bearings, and oil cooler you installed as well. I hope for your sake it came with a decent intercooler.

      How did you arrive at your power output numbers? Is that what the box for the turbo kit, or the magazine ad said? I doubt you've dyno'd it.

      People like you irk me, especially making wise cracks about "Fast and Furious" kids while spouting off bullshit like "I can beat a 911 and a Corvette with my Integra LS!" without even knowing your facts and figures. You're no better than them, IMO.

      But you drive a Honduh, it's to be expected of you. Oh, and that's not a *4 door* Integra LS, is it? ;)

    3. Re:"Hacked" my Acura by WestonP · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're really ignorant! You obviously don't know much about me, my car, performance, or racing. It's funny that you accuse me of speaking out of my ass, because I can prove that's what you are doing. You can call bullshit all you'd like, but I have in-car video of me passing several 911's on a race track, along with several witnesses. The Porsche guys weren't exactly going easy on me... They really didn't seem to like the idea of a mere Integra on their tail, and they sure tried to get away from me, but I was still on their ass in the turns and passing them on the straights. Don't get me wrong... there were three or four race prepped 911's with expert drivers that schooled me, but they were the minority. There were many other 911's out there, and I was giving them a hell of a time.

      My horsepower and torque numbers were measured on a dynometer, not just some crap that I made up. And there was no box to read it off of either; it's an entirely custom setup, and the turbocharger was custom built for my car and type of racing. My dyno numbers are actually a bit lower than typical for a turbo LS, due to low load and a couple of minor problems on the day that I took it to the dyno, but those have since been fixed. It's a pretty big upgrade for an Integra, but it mostly just serves to keep me from getting killed on the straights.

      Some of those 911s that I passed had better acceleration than me, and some did not, but they got passed either way. You are obviously clueless when it comes to race driving, so you're probably thinking that this is simply not possible. Well, here's the answer: it's all about corner exit speed. He may have better acceleration than me, but if I come out of the turn going faster than him, then I'll overtake him right away. By the time that he matches my speed as I'm accelerating, I will already have a nice gap on him, so he will have to get going much faster than me just to catch up by the end of the straight. That wont happen unless it's a really long straight or he has a huge acceleration advantage, but neither was the case.

      It does have a lot to do with skill, but the combination of the driver's skill and the car's setup is what determines the performance. In any case, I can honestly say that I have beaten several 911's on a race track. They weren't professional race car drivers, but neither am I. I think that's a pretty good accomplishment for an Integra, and I certainly wouldn't have done it if it were stock. The same group of Porsches worked me over pretty badly a year earlier on that track (before I had the turbo, many other mods, or much racing experience).

      The bottom line is that I built my car well enough that I can use it to pass the average 911 driver who goes to the same track events that I do, and I have proven this. A 911 is obviously an excellent race car, and much more expensive, so that's why I'm pleased that I can compete with many of them.

  172. Hacking circa 1990 drum machines by TheTranceFan · · Score: 1
    I had (have?) an old rack-mount Korg DRM-1 drum machine. A solid piece of hardware, but a sound set destined to make all your music sound like Robert Palmer (no, that's not good).

    Solution: replace the sound ROM with an EPROM with my own sounds in it.

    It had a 28-pin masked ROM with its code and samples. So I carefully desoldered the ROM and pulled it from the board. I discovered that the pinout of this ROM wasn't quite the same as the EPROM I wanted to use, so I built a "bridge" hack out of two wire-wrap sockets that re-routed some of the pins to make the ROM look like an EPROM to my EPROM reader.

    Then I slurped all the code and sounds off the masked ROM, spent some time looking at the ROM tables, and found the sound offsets/lengths/names. I then built a new sound set from TR-808 and TR-909 sounds along with some other favorites (12-bit offset samples). I head to write some code to prepare those and write out this weird text format that the EPROM reader would read.

    I burned my replacement EPROM, then built another bridge hack to map the EPROM pins back to the ROM pinout. Finally I mounted my EPROM, bridge-hack and all, onto the drum machine's circuit board.

    I successfully converted a out-of-style drum machine into a slightly-less-out-of-style drum machine! It wasn't really worth it but it was a fun adventure. And yes, I know, all you EE /.ers out there are laughing at me, but hey, I'm a CS guy, so fuck you ;-)

  173. combining old and new by Graymalkn · · Score: 1

    I turned a manual typewriter into a computer keyboard.

    I'm currently working on turning some old intercom units from an abandoned hospital into a wireless intercom system by hacking them together with FRS radios.

    --

    *******
    "What good is science if no one gets hurt?!" - Professor Chromedome

  174. TV Aquarium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Originally, I wanted to make an aquarium in one of the old macs, but I couldn't find one. Then at the goodwill store, I found an old fashioned 19" TV and decided to use that (I had to argue with the owner to let me buy it - the TV was broken and he couldn't figure out why I wanted it). Anyways, I removed everything but the shell, dremmelled out parts of the inside frame, measured and purchased 5 pieces of 1/4" glass which I glued together to form a custom sized aquarium. I bought a ballast and wired up a pair of flourescent bulbs, and viola! Custom TV Aquarium! The glass fits inside so nicely that if you keep the water filled it looks perfect! I even have all the nobs!

  175. java install by kkonrad · · Score: 0

    when I attended university, i needed a new version of java sdk for finishing a project i was working on... I asked the system administrator for an upgrade many times, without success... after a week spent waiting for that upgrade, i hacked the solaris server that hosted alla application via nfs, and i did myself the upgrade. after a week the system admin asked me who gave me the root password... And he was really surprised when i said I didnt know the root password at all. it was 1991 so security was not an actual topic of conversation. During my java upgrade i made fun killing random irc sessions from x terminals, some students went away complaying for system stability.

  176. Oh, the things you can do with a Grand Caravan... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All right... I know I'm probably going to be giving my web server a Slashdot-class load test by doing this, but whattahey... If it crashes, I know I didn't build it right to begin with.

    In short: The page is one I wrote up detailing the efforts I've put in, over the last three or so years, to "hack" our minivan into a heavy-duty comms vehicle. Can you tell I take my amateur radio hobby pretty seriously? ;-)

    It also has an onboard computer with GPS and mapping software, which has saved me from getting hopelessly lost in new territory more times than I can count.

    Yes, I have been "first responder" in a couple of traffic incidents. This is why I keep a trauma kit in the back. Haven't had to dig into it seriously yet, and I pray I never really have to, but it's nice to know it's there.

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  177. Slide Show Controllers by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

    In the '80s, I was involved with multi-image slide shows, where you sync multiple slide projectors to a sound track. Despite the superior image quality and cheaper equipment, this has been supplanted by digitial video projectors. I have several old shows I'd like to save for posterity.

    The projector controllers (called dissolve units) daisy chain off a spare audio track that runs along side the sound track. This control track sounds like a modem or old cassette storage device. It turns out the encoding can easily be deciphered with a modern PC, so I set out to reverse engineer the protocol. It's a pretty sophisticated protocol for what it is. When not sending commands, it contains status refresh messages so controllers can get back in sync when things go wrong.

    I've cracked most of the MATETRAC protocol which is used by the (pre-Ektapro) Kodak controllers as well as Arion and a few others. Next I have to do the same for AVL Procall protocol. MATETRAC devices are still around, but AVL (which was the industry champion) is long gone. I had to buy an old 286 on Ebay that had the dedicated AVL Genesis hardware card for creating the audio signal.

    I also found I can create this audio signal in software to control the dissolve units, making it possible to have interactive slide shows or to fix-up old tapes which have deteriorated. Slide projectors are also a cool way to do special effects for theatres, Halloween displays, etc., so having a simple PC control makes for a fun hack.

    It's a pretty non-invasive hack, but I'm not that much of a hardware guy.

    1. Re:Slide Show Controllers by SemperFi_FAST · · Score: 1

      I am in the AV buisness. And What you have done sounds interesting. Here is something we have done as well. You can take the pickle cable (Rex cable) and solder it to a mouse/trackball buttons. Left for forward and right for reverse. Of course you have to tell PowerPoint not to bring up the right click menu to get it to go backwards. But since the buttons are contact closures on the mouse you can run over 300ft of pickle cable and have the old school slide remote (minus the focus).

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      10-100
    2. Re:Slide Show Controllers by Myrcurial · · Score: 1

      Damn - you're bringing back the memories in the worst way!

      I did multi-image in the early 90s at Sheridan and still have stacks of 80trays and reels -- I had a genesis controller, but actually lost it (was installed in an old compaq luggable that I lost track of) and would love to get those shows back. I've considered building some software pieces that would let you take scans of the slides and then work backwards through the audio track to figure out the command codes but never got there.

      Sigh.

  178. I hack flashlights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I retrofit flashlights with high-powered Luxeon LEDs. There is a fairly good-sized community of flashlight modders, and the work ranges from simple drop-in mods for cheap Minimags all the way to complete retrofits of $400 military-grade Surefire spec-ops flashlights, and some guys even fabricate entire flashlights in their garage.

    Some examples:

    McGizmo

    Mr Bulk

    candlepower forums

  179. Re:Cars! (AC due to moderation) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many people change their truck A/C to work as a standard air compressor (usually a pressure tank is added as well) to use pnuematic tools while away from home. I often wondered if you could use this as a limited supercharger. You'd have to remember to only switch on the compressor to recharge the tank while not needing the extra power (idle, decellerating, etc.). It would probably work better if triggered like nitrous than just an on-all-the-time system. An added bonus would be that the expanding air would be much cooler than ambient... should produce more HP than a typical supercharger operating at the same pressure.

    (The only downside I can think of is how to cotrol the pressure so it only goes in the engine and not out the air intake. One way valve on the intake, maybe?)

    chainsaw1

  180. accidental Atari hack by PW2 · · Score: 1

    I once borrowed some cartridges for my Atari 1600XL from a friend. One time I started the computer up while holding down some of the silver buttons and it began to copy one of the cartridge based games to tape. My friend's Atari games were more fun than the two I had, so I was happy to be able to "keep" one. I could never make that happen again :(

  181. SNES by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    I once turned a dead Super Nintendo in to a tissue holder. I have also ripped out the guts of a telephone and put them inside a model car, lift the hood, pick up a call. I put an Afterburner in my GBA before the SP came out. I put a mod-chip in my own Playstation (for playing those imports! Hooray for Rockman 3!), and swapped the boring gray case for a clear one. I soldered a capacitor back on to my GeForce 3 (a week after the manufacturer, Visiontek, went out of business). I know that was PC related, but I felt it warranted a mention. I think it is just in the geek's very nature to hack everything around him (or her). I mean, what problem can not be solved with either duct tape or zip ties?

    --
    I hate sigs.
  182. Car as a backup power source by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 0

    the idea came with the need. Connected battery leads of an APC UPS to the car's battery, and powered 2 PCs with it for ~8h. The only trick is to NOT try starting the engine with the starter when battery begins to die, PCs die too. Pushing is OK.

    1. Re:Car as a backup power source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up "accessory battery". There are voltage controllers which will feed power to charge a second battery, and you use the power from the second battery. RVs often use them.

  183. Hacking the Xbox by thenovacrisis · · Score: 1

    One of the easiest, and more rewarding, hacks I have done was with my Xbox. I do not use it to play copied Box games (Nor do I own any Box games for that matter), but I do use it to play games less than or equal to 64 bit.

    Super Nintendo runs very well on the Box. My only gripe is the size of the hdd can not fit a high amount of games. This can easily be solved with buying a larger hdd and using a modchip that allows you to use it. Also, arcade games, such as Neogeo and Mame, run really well on the system with minimal to no slow down. Also, the new N64 emulator, Surreal64, runs games such as Paper Mario and Mario Tennis very well. Not perfect like the every other emulator, but enough.

    Almost every other emulator available offers a streaming service so that you may keep all of your rom (Sega Genesis, Turbo Graphics 16, Gameboy, etc.) or ISOs (Sega CD) files on your computer. Most commonly used are Relax and SMB, though many will agree that SMB is a pain in the arse to set up.

    All Emulators feature up to four player support (if the original system had that available), lightgun, mouse (with the USB hack), and everything else that was available to that system.

    Also, you can put Linux on it. I had my Box running as a web server for about a month, but decided I liked Super Nintendo much better.

    To install the chip, all I did was clip in it with the no solder pogo-pins. It took about 30 minutes from opening the box to playing.

    --

    -----.----.-------
    I'll .sig you!
  184. Hacking audio equipment by Scodiddly · · Score: 1

    This is where I confirm that my career path is not computers...

    I like to hack audio equipment. Most of the stuff I own (quite a bit by now) I've at least pried open to see the insides, a lot of I've fixed, and some of it I deliberately bought "broken" or "as-is" and had a grand time fixing. And I also do occasional sound at a local folk club, where I've put a fair amount of work into fixing things, coming up with new "standard" settings, and there's still a password-protected box back in the amp rack I need to take off the protective panel, break security, and see if I can tweak anything better there.

    Yup, that's definitely "hacker" behavior. I was a better than average software developer, but it was never quite the obsession that audio is...

  185. How to hack the American woman culture. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Here are some ideas and suggestions for those who want to hack the U.S. woman culture. The first thing you should know is that hacking your own culture can be scary. It's definitely an E-Ticket ride, for those who want to tackle something seriously complex.

    Bitching is part of the American woman culture. It cannot be disabled. For a better experience, try a different nationality. In the U.S., the word "bitch" means both "complain" and "woman". Did you know that there are no other English-speaking countries in which this is so?

    This is a bit extreme, but a good exaggeration might be that if you have only known women of the U.S. culture, you have never really known a woman at all. Women in the U.S. commonly: 1) are infantile, 2) live in a fantasy world in which the rules of life don't apply to them, 3) are self-destructive, 4) want control, 5) believe that men are reponsible for all of their problems, 5) are irresponsible to an amazing degree, and 6) use anger and hostility to try to intimidate and get their way.

    Want examples? Read the women's magazines on any newstand in the United States. Watch some of the episodes of the Oprah Winfrey show, in which men are seen as the objects of fantasy, or as inherently evil enemies.

    If there are any readers who want to give an instant negative reaction to this, please think carefully first. I've traveled to 33 countries and talked with hundreds of women extensively from other countries about their lives. I'm serious about understanding the problems. Ask yourself, are you? Do you really care about what happens in your country?

    When I lived in England, it was common to see English and European movies in which there would be a comedy episode in which an American woman did something selfish and out of touch.

    That said, the American woman culture can be successfully hacked. It's a limited kind of success, like living in a cesspool and saying that you like the brown things that float past better than the black ones.

    First, don't take American women seriously. That gives them responsibility and they don't like that.

    Second, don't depend on them. They may want sex with you today for no good reason, and not want to talk to you tomorrow, also for no good reason. A Russian woman said, "It may take me only one minute to fall in love, but I have to be in love to want sex. American women sleep with anyone." I've heard that from people of several nationalities.

    Third, don't blame everything that happens in your relationships with U.S. women on yourself. If you did something bad, accept that. But recognize that a common way for a U.S. woman to get control is to try to get you believe that you are an inferior kind of being.

    Fourth, spend considerable time understanding the U.S. woman culture. It is, in many ways, not what it pretends to be. For example, women in the U.S. often project confidence, when they don't feel confident at all.

    Fifth, stay with what is logical. Logic has little importance for many U.S. women, even those who are successful in the U.S. computer industry. If you stray away from what is logical, you may soon be as confused as her.

    Sixth, treat women right even if they treat you badly. Everyone needs more experience in learning how to be good to themselves and others. I'm not religious, but it happens that Jesus Christ was right: Don't answer violence with more violence; don't answer bad behavior with more bad behavior. Like it said in the movie, "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure", "Be excellent to each other." Being excellent to women does NOT mean spending money on them. You should each contribute equally to your relationship. If she doesn't want to do that, she doesn't want a real relationship.

    The U.S. is suffering a social breakdown. The breakdown is caused in part by the largely hidden breakdown of the U.S. woman culture. When a man cannot find a suitable woman friend, when a man and a woman cannot make a stable relationship, wh

    1. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by Naito · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      damn, I used up all my mod points earlier today. Someone mod this guy up!! Well said!

    2. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are incorrect: "Bitch" is used to mean both "moan" and "woman" in britain too.

    3. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by mek2600 · · Score: 1

      No one will ever mod that up- it's too long. Waaaaay out of reach for the average shashdotter's attention span.

    4. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by Placido · · Score: 1

      Interesting read. I live in Britain and obviously am not exposed to the average American but I take it you're generalising about U.S. women? And if so then what is the average U.S. male like? Does he play mind hockey with emotions? Does he realise that the average U.S. woman is trying to unbalance him?

      I find it hard to believe that people would stay together with the women you describe. And if they don't stay together with the women you describe then the women cannot act that way for much longer.

      Where are the intelligent emotionally-strong hard-working women who are upfront and honest?

      --

      Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?"
      Brain: "I would tell you Pinky but this 120 char limi
    5. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by big_gibbon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think somebody just got dumped :)

      P

    6. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by rark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have mod points, and I very nearly modded this flamebait.

      But I've realized (after careful reading of this post and some perusal of your website) that this isn't flamebait or a troll, in the usual senses of the words, and that you seem in some ways to be a very thoughtful individual, if rather misguided about some issues.

      So I'll rebut your arguments instead.

      "Bitching", defined as complaining, is hardly a pursuit limited to women (american or not). I've worked in male-dominated (not purposely, just because it fell out that way) offices that held 'bitch sessions' that were called exactly that.

      The use of 'bitch' to denote all women is a misogynist term, and almost certainly did not originate with women. The more or less male analog to this is 'bastard', yet not all men (american or not) are illegitimate.

      > This is a bit extreme, but a good exaggeration
      > might be that if you have only known women of
      > the U.S. culture, you have never really known a
      > woman at all.

      Just for the record, my mother is Japanese, as is her mother. So I grew up with women who were not socialized predominately in the U.S. While I have not been able to leave the U.S. as an adult, I have certainly dealt with women who did not grow up here. So this argument does not apply to me.

      > Women in the U.S. commonly: 1) are infantile,
      > 2) live in a fantasy world in which the rules
      > of life don't apply to them, 3) are self-
      > destructive, 4) want control, 5) believe that
      > men are reponsible for all of their problems,
      > 5) are irresponsible to an amazing degree, and
      > 6) use anger and hostility to try to intimidate
      > and get their way.

      Oprah Winfrey and Women's magazines in general are not indicative of 'women's culture' any more than esquire, playboy and sports illustrated are indicative of 'men's culture'. They are corporate entities created to make money. Nothing more, nothing less.

      So, unless you would like to try to claim that men are 1. infantile, 2. live in a fantasy world in which the rules of life don't apply to them, 3. are self-destructive, 4. want control, 5. believe that women are reponsible for all of their problems, 6. are irresponsible to an amazing degree, and 7. use anger, hostility, violence and a larger body size to try to intimidate and get their way. I'd suggest you either reconsider your sources or reconsider your hypothesis

      Incidently, all of these things are true for individual examples, regardless of gender. None of these things are true for the entire gender.

      I fail to see a problem with some of these things ('want control' -- I want control over my life, and I fail to see why it's wrong for a woman to do so) and some of these problems (irresponsibility, blaming others unreasonably, intimidation) are problems in American culture, period, and are not particularly gender linked, though the way they manifest may be, i.e. statistically, women will be more likely to use emotional manipulation, like crying, where men will be more likely to use physical intimidation. But this is still statistical, and any individual may use either or neither, regardless of gender.

      Also, these traits bear startling resemblance to the psychological profiles of a healthy woman (as in, this is what a psychologically healthy woman is like -- a woman who acts as an adult, is responsible, likes men [and therefore sex], etc is neurotic and requires treatment) from the first half of the twentieth century. If you are not aware of this you may want to do more research here. A fair chunk of women's problems in this country stem from psychological and psychiatric practices.

      And yes, I really do care about what happens in my country. Which is one of the reasons I hate seeing energy wasted on misguided attacks and other strategies.

      I fail to see how the satiric practices of any country accurately reflect the reality of any other country reliably enough to draw good conclusions about that cou

    7. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are the intelligent emotionally-strong hard-working women who are upfront and honest?

      Something I have often wondered myself. I'm a Brit too, and I've never met any.

      Posted as AC just in case my girl reads this......

    8. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by Dusabre · · Score: 1

      WTF? How does this guy turn a misogynistic rant into an anti-Bush one?

    9. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm American and like to stand up for "American values" and Americans in general, sometimes even to a fault, but this is completely true.

      > what is the average U.S. male like?

      Confused. Most don't realize the women are playing with them because it is exactly what they see on TV. Take average American TV shows -- take about 85% of the TOTALLY unbelieveable crap out and what is left is the common view of reality. Far from the truth.

      > Does he play mind hockey with emotions?

      Not usually, but there are many who do, of course.

      > Does he realise that the average U.S. woman is trying to unbalance him?

      The women sometimes don't even realize this because (again, TV) they get a constant input of B.S. on "how they are supposed to act." What is even worse than television are the countless magazines that tell women they have to dress like whores to get attention from men. Total crap. You (err, not you, unless your female) can be wearing dirty, smelly smeatpants with huge holes and a Cisco T-Shirt, and some men will still drool. These magazines also seem to stress that sex is the answer to making anyone happy (except themselves, but that is never mentioned). They have articles, written by women who know nothing about it, telling other women how to "keep a man." WOMEN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY!!!

      > I find it hard to believe that people would stay together with the women you describe

      So do I. That's why about 25% of American marriages end in divorce (the commonly thrown-around statistic of 50% is completely bogus and unattributable, but 25% is still pretty bad).

      > Where are the intelligent emotionally-strong hard-working women who are upfront and honest?

      Women are certainly not upfront because they are told that it makes them pushy & unattractive. Bull. There are probably about 200 of the "good ones" you describe in the country. They are married to the redneck guys who are assholes, but stay with them because they keep thinking that they will eventually become nice.

      America is a very scary place for the lonely.

    10. Re:How to hack the American woman culture. by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I'm a bit late replying, I was busy during the week.

      I disagree with your conclusions and question the methods you used to come to them. It's clear that you have had bad experiences with American women and are concluding that American women == t3h 3vi1, imagining that you have had an very accurate view of the "American woman", nevermind the diversity to be found in a group of ~140 million people. I am a foreigner who has lived in the U.S. for over 10 years, and at no point did I ever come to the arrogant thought that all American women are the same. That you did so says more about you or the women you knew than about the general U.S. female population.

      Your argument style is sort of deceptive and illogical as well. You assert that there is a problem with U.S. "women culture", then you make sweeping gerneralizations about American women, then you provide your only evidence to back up your claims - women's magazines(supermarket tabloids), Oprah, Movies(British and European), and your knowledge gained from "Hundreds of women", most of them apparently outside of the U.S.. Well, let me just state this: your data set is weak.

      You then go on to list how to mistreat and disrespect women with a condescending tone, then you go off on a wild tangent about the current president and administration. The whole post reads as if you're clothing your own misogyny in common European prejudices about Americans in general to get modded up.

      Your argument goes like this:
      (1)Evidence U.S. women are bad -> (2)Assertions about how bad U.S. women are -> (3)How to hack them.

      Your points (1) and (2) are deeply flawed, your evidence is almost non-existant and your assertions in point (2) seem to pop out of thin air with no support whatsoever to begin with. Given that the foundations of your argument are so flawed, the rest of your post is as well.

      My god, I don't even know where to start with your recommendations on how to treat women. The one that stands out has to be "Don't answer violence with more violence", as if wife beaters are simply responding to like violence, and that American men would have to have Jesus-like compassion to *not* beat up women.

      The idea that U.S. women should not be given respect or responsibility because "they don't like that" is one of the most absurd things I have heard on Slashdot. What you mean is, you think they should not be given respect or responsibility because *you* don't like that. Although the U.S. was later than some countries in women's sufferage, American women have been actively involved in the politics and issues of this country since its founding, especially in issues like civil rights, and it is profoundly ignorant to charachterize them as "irresponsible".

      In short, it seems that you have come to generalize about millions of people you will never meet based on shallow media depictions and your own personal biases. I hope someday you will be able to see through those mistakes.

  186. TELL ME THIS ISN"T THE PLACE by tyrani · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    For the term Beowulf Orgy to be coined!

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    rejected (19) accepted (0)
    Is there a psychological term related to getting your stories rejected on slashdot?
  187. Darth Vader Toy by monta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hacked my son's Darth Vader Toy to spin clockwise when I received and e-mail and counter-clockwise when my machine was attacked (port scanned). I used a floppy drive stepper motor and mouted it in an old CDROM case

    http://www.cityhall.com/projects/darth/darth_per ip heral-2.jpg

    -Monta at cityhall.com

    1. Re:Darth Vader Toy by Radium_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wanna see Darth's head spinning _really_ fast ?
      Post your IP address here !

    2. Re:Darth Vader Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      128.115.175.157

  188. Re:FlameThrower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me and my ((at the time) little ) brother built a flame thrower out of a super soaker and the butane canisters you get from the grocery store for refilling turbo lighters...

    Well it worked like this.. ( I probably shouldn't post this.)
    ---Begin Legal Disclaimer
    This is for information purposes, please don't build one. I am not responsible for my self let alone you. Yadda Yadda. /Legal Disclaimer.

    First you get a super soaker. Preferably a Big one, but NOT the cannon types.
    Then Obtain a few butane cylynders.. They last quite a while for being so small.. about 1 min of constant fire.

    Then, you remove water resivoir(sp) then clip off the filter at the end of the intake hose. insert butane "cartridge" into hose.

    Ductape butane so as to force enough presure to "turn on" the valve. There may be a small kink in the hose, but it should be O.K. Try not to kink it if you can.

    To use: pull trigger once to purge the air from the gun.
    Since it is a gas& not a liquid a leak is allways present This makes for a perfect pilot light!

    Then light the tip.

    make sure you are nowhere near combustables!

    Slowly pull the trigger till desired flame is achieved. A full power squirt will give you a 3 or 4 foot "Jet" with a 3 or 4 foot diameter fireball at the end!

    -dw

  189. Chapter 2 in the book is my aquariums! by jlower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was contacted by the author of this book last year and gave him permission to use my plans for building a Macquarium. So, I am chapter 2 of the "Hardware Hacking Projects For Geeks" book

    Woo Hoo!

    Anyway, my aquariums are here.

    The plans Scott used for his book are here. They are kind of old and busted (there's no link to them any more on my site) and I think the author did a great job.

  190. Powerglove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An old (and well documented) hack to use a mattel powerglove with REND386...REND386 was really really cool.

  191. ham radio by drwho · · Score: 1

    ham radio, old suns, the governments of minor countries, and I love to cook.

    1. Re:ham radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeppers. i luvs to cut diodes in ham radios opening the TX bandwith, Yaesu, Kenwood, Icom (((YUMMY)))

  192. Alarm Clock by Thomas_Walker · · Score: 1

    I have bad dorm neighbors. They complained about my alarm clock being loud, so I hot-wired the speaker with a mini-phone jack. Then i hooked it into my cheap speakers, turned all the volumes up, and decided to get up at 5 in the morning. I unplugged it the next day after my ears started ringing. They stopped complaining about the un-modified clock

  193. Hacker ethics by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to rule out your hack based on the hacking Prime Directive: do no real harm. Don't even risk it. If you are going to drop a piano off the roof of a campus building, you post lookouts to make sure nobody gets hurt. If you are going to scare your clueless coworkers, consider the possibilty they might overreact.

    The kid may have deserved to be fired, but he probably wouldn't deserve having the FBI kick his door in.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  194. TI-85 with ZShell by idfubar · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

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    Rishi Chopra
    www.rishichopra.org
  195. A Real Hack by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    I mixed some polystyrene with toluene and melted it until it was a pourable liquid. I poured it on the basement floor and spread it around with a brush, effectively laminating it. I was trying to come up something that could be put on floors to protect them, could be taken back up chemically when worn, and a new layer put down. I knew I didn;t have the right combination yet because the toluene made me dizzy, but I felt I was on the right track.

    Before I could figure out what combination of matrix and solvent to use, someone pointed out I could already buy floor wax at any store.

    See? It *was* a good hack. I just wasn't the first to do it. Hey, I was only 14 at the time. The same thing happens fairly often to me now. That's just how science is.

    My next hack will be Kline-Fogelman airfoil fins on model rockets. Nobody has ever tried airfoils with a K-F gap on both surfaces.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  196. A few of my earliest hacks by igny · · Score: 1

    When I was a child and played with electronics, I built a circuit which when disconnected triggered my alarm clock. I spent a day trying to hide all the wiring behind furniture and books and under the carpet and eventually got an alarm clock which beeped very annoyingly when a door to my bedroom was open.

    Later I myself devised a dart, made out of 4 matches, some paper and a needle. I and my brother hurt each other a lot with that before we realized all the dangers (including losing an eye) and stopped playing with that.

    When I grew up a bit, I started playing with chemicals, trying to make explosives... I actually managed to modify my pen so that it could shoot bullets made out of aluminium foil. It could penetrate a beer can from ~10m.

    --
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
    1. Re:A few of my earliest hacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tried to make a butane-powered gun out of some copper pipe and a steel ball-bearing. It worked a few times, until the fitting on the end decided it wanted to move more than the ball did... very bad things.

  197. Wireless network with old motorola cell phones by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

    Yes, i have a few of those (Actually, my cellphone os one of 'em too, a PT500); and i also have a Tango 300 and a Teletac 250 a good Friend gived to me; So, this is what i has been working on: As we _all_ know you can rather easily put one of this phones into programming mode, in emacs-mode (by using a key-short^^^^^longcut) or by wiring an extra ground the battery has. So, in programming mode, beetween other things, you can change the channel it operates on, and unmute the RX and TX. So, i have recently developed a soft for a company that needed to parse some files the telco sents them every day with calls info; this people installs public phones that are actually cellphones, they have a nice contract with movicom so they get better prices than the ones the telco has to offer; so, i found out that they were using different kind of devices, The officil FWT(Fixed Wireless Telephone); and ones someone made for them, that was actually a wrap for this old motorola and other cellphones, so they could attach a normal phone to this cells. Well, i got one of those devices and cloned it (rather simple, less than u$s30 to build it). So, i could get conected to the internet just by attaching a modem to the device and my cell on the other end :). Ok, that is expensive, my actual goal is to put 2 pcs with a modem attached to a cellphone via one of this devices, and put both cellphones on an unused channel, manage so when one of the modems dials the cell ignores it (simple), and then unmute the RX/TX on both sites, and there you are, a wireless network at 33.600!!!:, Ok, the phones has to be on the same cell, but that gives you a nice distance!!. (Still couldn't get it to work, no time, and no luck :), i will write a howto or something if i actually make it)

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    WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
  198. My first good toy hack... by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    You know those Cox airplanes that had fly-by-wire control? You'd stand in the center with this two-wire hand control that would move the elevator up and down. You'd stand there spinning around and around until such time as you got dizzy and fell down, puked, or the plane ran out of gas.

    Well, I got it in my mind that the plane didn't go nearly fast enough. So I went to the local hobby store and bought the biggest propeller I could find. The sucker was HUGE compared to the plane... maybe about 3/4 of the plane's wingspan. Some shims and a new prop-shaft later and I was in business.

    Holy crap was that thing fast!!! My dad would have to launch it (couldn't ground launch it anymore because the landing gear was way to short for such a huge prop). Once it got going, I could barely keep spinning fast enough to keep up with it. The whole dizzy/fall/puke thing happened far quicker than the plane running out of fuel. It became a game of the kids in the neighborhood... see how long they could keep the plane in flight before falling down. The game didn't last too long though as it didn't take too many crashes for that monster prop to bite the dust.

    Oh the joys of a 'ol Cox .049 glow plug engine. A blood blister on your finger from that damn spring starter was like a badge of honor. Do kids even play with stuff like that now?

    -S

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    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    1. Re:My first good toy hack... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      I just put a much, much longer (and lighter, if I remember) wire to it, to decrease the whole spinning/dizzing/puking thing. Which worked great for about four weekends... on weekend five, though, the top wire snapped first, and then the bottom (although it may have been the other way around, it's been a long time) and it pulled up, up, and away... My dad and I spent a couple of hours searching for it in the woods behind the field I flew it in. Never found the poor thing.

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      Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  199. A hack worth trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I took my sister's vibrator once and I hacked it into an electronic toothbrush. It actually works pretty damn well.

    I do believe for those that are interested that it works in reverse as well (electronic toothbrush -> vibrator)

    So the next present you give your g/f should be a hacked toothbrush.

    There's my two cents, take care guys (and girls with modified toothbrushes)

    1. Re:A hack worth trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she's using a vibrator to brush her teeth, something's wrong. She's not supposed to have teeth down there.

  200. Plastic Hack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hacked an electric hibachi and an old vacuum cleaner to create a Vacuum Forming Machine. I now create my own custom parts for RC cars and airplane models.

    Latest project on the vacuum forming rig: custom sunglasses. I actually dye the plastic using RIT clothes dye (found at most RiteAid/Longs Drugs) in a boiling pot on the kitchen stove. So there's a chemical hack on top of the plastic one...

  201. Hondata by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    If you have a Honda, you can swap out the ECU for a reprogrammable version. So anytime you make a change to the hardware, you can reflect the changes through the ECU by remapping the fuel tables.

    Nothing beats hacking both hardware and software at the same time for the ultimate geekdom feeling. And the extra HP gained from your achivements doesn't hurt either. ;)

    http://www.hondata.com/

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    Life is not for the lazy.
  202. Go-cart hack by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    When I was a wee bit younger, my dad grabbed an old go-cart frame from the dump (refuse transfer station as they're now so called) along with a briggs and stratton horizontal shaft engine (which were hard to find since most engines came from lawn mowers and were vertical shaft) for me to put together and mess with.

    Anyway, I was too young (and too cheap) to spend the $30 on a Sears centrifigal clutch. So I mounted the motor to a plate and pinned it in one corner. Then I hooked the the plate to a bicycle brake cable which was then hooked to the "gas" pedal. A couple of pulleys and a v-belt went between the motor shaft and the rear axle. Pushing on the gas pedal pulled the plate the motor was mounted on and tightened up the v-belt. Voila! Free clutch!

    My youth was filled with all sorts of mechanical hacks like that. I wanted an actual suspension system in the Radio Flyer red wagon I used to ride down the hill on my street in. So I took the back wheel bracket off and mounted a couple of valve springs from a V-8 Ford between the bracket and wagon body. Didn't do much (those things were STIFF), but it looked cool as hell. I was the only kid on the block with a wagon with a raised suspension on it.

    -S

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    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
  203. you can get premade boxes to do that by caveat · · Score: 3, Informative

    they aren't cheap, but a MoTeC ECU will let you play with your injection maps to your little hearts content, along with pretty much everything else that you can electronically control in your engine (uhh...injection mapping, ignition...what else is there?). truly a hacker's dream toy.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:you can get premade boxes to do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will be able to play with timing someday with solenoid operated valves...

      Think valves that could have any overlap per rpm

  204. Afterward, you can. . . by bob_calder · · Score: 1

    pop it into the toaster and - voila -

    home made pop tart!

    is that a kind of second hand toaster hack?
    How about if I wrapped my old Amiga 4000 with paper towels and sprayed it with Pledge - then it WOULD be a toaster hack. The dirt would then be time base corrected and the floor clean.
    HA!

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    Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development. (Wilde)
  205. IKEA sponsors furniture hacking by telekon · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Actually, IKEA's as-is department is having a contest... buy scraps of furniture hardware, build something interesting and at least somewhat functional constructed of at least 80% IKEA stuff, the best entry gets a US$100 gift certificate.

    This is the most interesting way I've seen a company try to unload their broken bits and pieces.

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    To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

  206. bubble it by caveat · · Score: 1

    you can bubble the auto-grade n2o through 4 or 5 water washes; it will greatly reduce the so2. [n2o is "slightly soluble"; so2 is "soluble", sez the merck]
    disclaimer: i have my bs chemistry, so i can claim "epxertise" and state the above as Fact - but if you're idiotic enough to actually TRY bubbling dirty n2o, it's at your own risk.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:bubble it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if you're idiotic enough to actually TRY bubbling dirty n2o


      automotive grade N2O comes at 1000+ psi. Try to bubble it, you'll get a lot of broken glass...

  207. Some little hacks by BillX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The most recent actual "hack" I've been involved with is the single-use (Dakota) camera. So far, the 25-picture disposable camera has been made to also support time-lapse computer-controlled photography, continuous video (i.e. Webcam) modes, and been able to store (in my brief, informal test) 58 pictures.

    The rest of these might not be considered hacks per se, just projects.

    A project that never got finished would have put a high-power subwoofer amplifier in my car, complete with an authentic '60s fluorescing vacuum tube as a level display. Much classier than the usual LED-bargraph arrangements popular with the kiddies these days. Unfortunately, in the middle of building this I got offered a job and moved 'cross-country, but didn't have room to pack the unfinished bits+pieces and all my electrical test equipment in my little 2-door.

    In my college years, I had the position of running an underground student newspaper. An issue was released 'every few weeks' when its dedicated editors were free/bored enough to put one together, but one thing everyone thought would be nice would be to commandeer the University (dorm) cable system after-hours for a student-run movie and wierd footage channel. Starting at about midnight or so, this would replace a lame "information channel" text marquee (which was always several weeks out of date and advertising events whose deadlines had come and gone), that was currently occupying a perfectly good cable channel.

    We had obtained keys to the main hub room (also the cable feed room), so inserting the signal was not a problem. The student TV footage was intended to begin late at night, when university officials were guaranteed not to be watching, and would be pre-recorded. This presented a minor problem, however: everyone on the 'staff' had early classes and poor memories, and could not be counted on to get into the hub closet after hours to insert the day's programming and press 'play'. Also, while some students (volunteering for the Computer center) did legitimately have access to these areas, students going in and out of there after hours would arouse unnecessary suspicion from campus security.

    It was decided that the best solution was to equip the VCR with a 'remote control' of sorts that would allow it to be controlled over the dorm network via the abundant Ethernet connections available in the room. This would allow for automated starting and stopping as well as manual intervention as necessary; footage could then be loaded during the daytime hours at the convenience of those involved.

    Making a VCR Internet-ready is not has hard as it sounds. I simply built a board with eight simple Darlington transistor circuits (corresponding to 8 data pins on a parallel port) to drive the important VCR function buttons via this port. A simple Web server (disposable '386) running a perl-based CGI interface allowed Web-based control of the parallel port bits, which in turn operated the disposable VCR with wires soldered into the appropriate front-panel switches.

    The tricky part then became finding controversial/interesting/non-stupid, but legal, student-produced content worth displaying, but that's another story.

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    Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
  208. Dishwashers and Microwaves by nev4 · · Score: 1

    I enjoy defeating the door switches on various household appliances. That is to say, getting the mto run with the door open. The dishwasher is my favorite so far, there's just something about a dishwasher with the door all the way open shooting scorching water everwhere... I am working my way up to the microwave, it is a lot more scary, but in the end, I think it will be more rewarding.

  209. Sorry, but by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's not a hack if you followed directions.

  210. Mindstorms/RC Truck mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took an RC truck that I had no remote and converted it to be controlled by an RCX. I was suprised at how well it worked. The truck works exactly the way you would think it should (one motor output controls forward/back, another left/right, steering is electronically limited and self-centering) and it runs off it's own batteries drawing only a few mA from the RCX.

  211. You need to hack the sound insulation. by Behrooz · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need to hack the sound insulation in the walls around er... wherever you are.

    Let me be the first to say it... "OMFG wallh4x!!!"

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    "We have to go forth and crush every world view that doesn't believe in tolerance and free speech." - David Brin
  212. Quieter computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really handy one. Connect a small value resistor (you can calculate it or just go by ear) in series with a noisy fan to bring down the RPM and noise.

    Try about 7 ohms, 1/2W for a 60mm fan. Make sure the fan starts EVERY time.

    1. Re:Quieter computers by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      You can also just run a 12v fan with 7v. It runs slow and quiet. Use a larger fan and you can move the same amount of air.

    2. Re:Quieter computers by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      A small resistor connected to the series with the fan can achieve this too (good for the small CPU fans where you can't easily connect it between +5 and +12 V); pick the value somewhere between about 47 and 330 ohms, according to your fan type and airflow and noise required. Did it just yesterday, after getting some nice but noisy fans as a gift.

      As added value, you may like to bridge the resistor with a transistor, which would be opened by a thermistor attached to the heatsink; so when the heatsink is cold, the fan cools it just slightly, while the hotter it gets, the more current flows through the fan (which makes it noisier, but also makes the cooling more effective). If you like it digital, a suitable comparator will do; hysteresis is advised, though, to avoid switching the fan on/off erratically just around the preset temperature.

  213. US Navy Hardware Hack by danwiz · · Score: 2, Funny
    When I was in the Navy we were grouped 25 guys to a living compartment. After a drunken brawl, the speaker on the (shared) television got broken. Well, I noticed that there was a speaker mounted on the wall/bulkhead with a four channel selector switch - apparently for selecting one of 4 music channels. Being a very old ship, and the fact that that no one had never heard any sounds come out of it, I thought it was a defunct system.

    So I jumpered the TV output into the speaker using some scrounged wire, and a bic lighter to solder the connections. Worked great, however ...

    A week later I was walking through one of the other sleeping areas aboard ship and heard moaning and grunting coming from somewhere (disturbing on an all-male ship). It seemed that the guys in my compartment were playing a porn movie and the audio was being broadcast on "channel one" of every box throughout the ship!

    It took lots of explaining when I when I ran back and disconnected the sound from their porn movie!

  214. Ok, i have to bite by caveat · · Score: 1

    More like 3000 psi. But you don't try and confine it...you get a regulator on the tank (or not, if you're cheap), you attach a hose to your serial-bubbler setup (think a few bongs, each with a hose from the mouthpiece to the next downtube), you set up an underwater collector (bucket full of water upside down in a bigger bucket of water with the hose going into the little bucket), then you crack the valve on the tank till it bubbles nicely and fills the bucket. unplug the last hose, suck the bucket dry, enjoy the brain cells dropping like flies, repeat to your heart's content.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
  215. Phone over Cat-5 by Inuchance · · Score: 1

    I think my favorite hack was when I installed a new phone up in my room. I didn't feel like laying any extra cable (not to mention that I was in a hurry, and I don't think I even HAD any phone lines that long.) So, what I did instead, is cut open the cat-5 cable leading to my computer upstairs at two parts, and cut the brown twisted pair, which is unused in 100BaseT ethernet (it's used in gigabit ethernet, though, so proceed at your own risk if you try this at home). Then, I took a phone cable, cut it in half, and wired in one half downstairs where I could plug it into the phone line, and then wired in the other half in my room so that I have a phone right next to my computer.

  216. My Kitchen Sink by thepr0fess0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hacked my kitchen sink via an electric screwdriver, a cheap mouse, and a fax machine to produce the POWER SINK DUN DUN DUHHHHHH... http://gogglemarks.homelinux.net/cgi-bin/display.c gi?file=projects/powersink

    1. Re:My Kitchen Sink by cavac · · Score: 1

      Thats cool!

      It just gave me an idea on how to solve my forgetting-to-water-my-plants problem cheaper than planned :-)

      --
      Look, this thing is totally safe! Built it myself, you know. You just press that button like this and then turn that lev
  217. Explosives by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back when I was about twelve, I found a book on fireworks.

    My first try at making black powder, I used a peanut butter jar to heat the charcoal, sulphur, potassium nitrate and rubbing alcohol. I found out what "pyrex" means when the bottom fell out of the jar.

    My next attempt worked. I had a nice, big pile of dry powder. I wet a piece of cotton string and rolled it in the powder. When it was dry, I lit it to see if it would burn. It did, FAST! I dropped the fuse...in the pile of powder. Luckily, my eyebrows are very white, so my parents didn't notice they were missing.

    I was telling this story to my 10 year old son today, as an explanation of why it was a bad idea to try to make a flamethrower out of bic lighter. Instead, he thought it was cool and wanted to know why I didn't try a third time.

    Damn genes!

    1. Re:Explosives by unitron · · Score: 1
      "Luckily, my eyebrows are very white, so my parents didn't notice they were missing."

      My keyboard was thirstier than me anyway.

      "...he thought it was cool and wanted to know why I didn't try a third time."

      I think you're going to have a lot of white hair (if you don't tear it all out) before that boy's old enough to leave home.

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  218. A very pleasing hack-industrial strength vibrator. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I can't beleive I'm telling the whole world about this, but I'll be damned sure to post as anonymous coward this once, and I've had several drinks (to cure my back pain; another nice hack).

    My Dad once bought me a Ryobi model DS-1000 detail sander. A quick digression on sanders- most newer sanders are counterweighted random-oscillating sanders- that means that they spin around in circles, but with random eccentricities thrown into the orbit to prevent a pattern from appearing on the sanded object, and that they have an integrated counter weight that weighs about as much as the sanding surface that moves opposite the sanding suface to conteract most of the motion- this means the handle jiggles a minimal amount, while you can get some serious sanding done.

    But old style finishing sanders, often called something like "jitterbug" sanders, worked on a different principle: the sanding pad just shook like all hell in relation the base, in the hope that the whole thing shaking around like mad would maybe make the sandpaper move somewhat in relationship to the object you wanted to sand. Ryobi makes cheap tools, and detail sanders were in their infancy at this time, and the DS-1000 was one of these cheap models that just vibrated all over the place like mad in the wild hope it might get some sanding done. All it really did was shake like mad.

    But what I noticed it did do very well was get some vibrating done.

    Enter my hack for my girlfriend- I removed the sanding apparatus, and got down to where it bolted into the actual vibrating mechanism.

    I then cut a 6" long by 1/4" diameter aluminum dowel on a metal lathe, and drilled holes in the ends. I tapped the holes, and screwed a 3/8" stainless steel ball onto one end, and a piece of threaded rod into the other.

    Then I bought a 7" silicon dildo and drilled out the center right up to the head. I slide the aluminum shaft-ball end first- right up into the dildo. Then I screwed the other end of the shaft-tight-down onto the vibrator. I plugged the whole thing into a variac (for speed control) and plugged it into the wall-

    It's noisy, but it makes orgsms, and fast every time.

    If anyone wants more details, I'll respond to serious replies. This thing is like magic.

    -Anony Mouse.

  219. Details here (?) by evilty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    good site with lots of info, may be related to the original poster...

    UIUC acm SIGarch project

  220. not enough motivation by Polyhazard · · Score: 1

    I spend all day thinking about hacking my TV, but I'm just too lazy to get off the couch and go buy a hatchet.

    1. Re:not enough motivation by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Try to shoot it then. It worked for Elvis. :)

  221. wall-mount DSL analog-phone-filter by MMHere · · Score: 1

    I hacked the cheapo wall-mount DSL filter (for wall mounted phones) that they sent me.

    It only filtered pair#2 of the two pairs available on 4-conductor RJ-11 sockets. My phone line with DSL is on pair#2, so that filter let all the noise through and both phones and DSL failed to work.

    So I cross soldered inside, and routed pair#2 thru the single available filter (there's space for another filter, but is empty). Pair#1 now remains unfiltered.

    Then I put it back on the wall, and everyone is happy.

    1. Re:wall-mount DSL analog-phone-filter by attercoppe · · Score: 1



      I rewired a Cat5 coupler to be a crossover adapter...and once tried to make a parallel-to-serial adapter for a printer for a client. That damn thing about drove me nuts - it was basically just mapping the pinouts and rewiring a standard DB25 to DB9 adapter, but for some reason, when I got to drawing the lines between pins on paper, my brain went bluhhhhhhh...

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      Hardware Geeks Do It With The Covers Off!
  222. OK, really long time ago... by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's see if I can remember this. I must have been around 14 at the time, and my goal was to make a burglar alarm for my bedroom which would keep a record of unauthorized entries but not be too annoying (so as to avoid pissing off my parents if they triggered it).

    First step was the sensor. I taped a wire to a small piece of aluminum foil on the inside of the door near the doorknob, then another wire to the doorknob itself with a wadded ball of aluminum foil at the end of the wire. I bent the wire so that the two pieces of aluminum foil would touch as long as the doorknob was in its normal position, but if you turned the knob the contact would be broken.

    This and an AC adapter that produced 9vDC were connected to the relay in a Radio Shack 200-in-1 electronic project kit, and wired such that the relay would remain on as long as the circuit was closed, but switch off and remain off once the circuit was broken.

    To the other side of the relay I connected a battery pack holding four C-cell NiCd batteries, and the tape recorder for my Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 laptop computer, such that when the relay switched off, power would be applied to the tape recorder.

    On the computer (with its own AC adapter) was a BASIC program I wrote. The first thing it did was attempt to read a file off the tape. To do so, it would switch the tape player on, wait until it found the file it was looking for, read the file, and switch the tape off.

    Let's review. Normally with the doorknob in its normal position the relay remains on. When someone turns the knob, the circuit is broke and the relay switches off (and remains off until it is reset, regardless of the knob). When the relay switches off, power is applied to the tape recorder. The computer has been waiting to read a file off the tape. The first thing recorded on the tape is the the file the computer is looking for. The volume is turned up on the tape recorder so that when the tape is played, it makes a really obnoxious screeching sound for a few seconds - this serves as an alarm. Think of the sound of a modem handshaking; same idea.

    As soon as the computer has finished reading the file off the tape, it logs the occurrance and displays a message on the screen with a timestamp. It then switches the tape back on. After the file on the tape is a recording of my own voice saying something - I don't recall what. The computer waits an appropriate amount of time for the message to finish playing, then switches the tape off. The computer then beeps, and keeps beeping every few seconds for awhile, then shuts up.

    So there's the alarm. Now I just have to be able to get in and out myself without triggering it. Getting out is easy - since the relay circuit is only broken by turning the doorknob, I simply open the door, reset the alarm, and close the door behind me without turning the knob. To get in, though, I need a way to deactivate the alarm from outside (before turning the doorknob).

    So, I make a keycard. I use a small piece of cardboard, with more aluminum foil and masking tape. I tape non-touching strips of aluminum foil over one edge of the cardboard, connecting two of the strips together and leaving the others not touching. I now have my keycard. The card reader involves more of the same materials, mounted on the wall outside the door with a piece of telephone wire running to it. When the card is pressed against the reader properly, each strip on the card should touch a strip on the reader. The two contacts on the reader that correspond to the two that are wired together on the card are wired in parallel with the doorknob sensor, so that holding the card in place will maintain the relay circuit while opening the door. Some of the remaining contacts on the reader are wired in parallel with the other side of the relay so that if they are shorted together, the tape player will come on - the idea being, if you try to forge my keycard by shorting random contacts, you'll trip the alarm instead of disabling it. I don't recall how well I actually got this working, but since nobody forged my keycard, it wasn't an issue.

    So there you have it: my burglar alarm hack. One of many, actually, but this was certainly the most interesting.

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  223. Mopeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    back in the early 80s we used to make tailpipes out of aluminum baseball bats to increase compression and mill the cylinder heads down by dragging them in circles on a flat sidewalk. of course then you have to add three bottles of octane booster to the 2 gallons of gas.

    You could get 50 mph out of an old 1.5 horse Puch moped.

  224. HP Photosmart 618 Camera (Digita OS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I guess it's not quite hacking, but there are a few digital cameras that run the Digita OS which allows you to write programs and scripts. OK other people do the hacking and I reap the benefits and I run MAME!

  225. Phone System = "Lights out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do A LOT of digital electronics hardware hacking.

    Did you know that Vodavi Triad extension DSS keypads have nice boards with GM6486's on them.. Add a board and a microcontroller, and you've got one of them lights-out games.

  226. Barking Paging system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then there was that unused SPX-90 attached to the paging system. every time some one paged in the building it would threashod triger, "bark bark bark"

  227. Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the other end of the spectrum. I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine.

    The power supply fan would do very little, since it drives so little air. Most throttle bodies and carburetors are rated in the hundreds of CFM, most small fans like that are rated in the dozens of CFM. If anything, it would reduce the engine's peak power.

    At partial throttle, the fan will drive a small amount of extra air into the engine meaning that the throttle won't have to be open as far for a given amount of power.

    At wide open throttle, the engine's vacuum would massively outstrip the fan's flow, and the engine would end up dragging the fan. The energy required to spin the fan would be coming from the fast-moving air trying to enter the engine. The restriction and turbulence caused by the fan would reduce the volumne of air drawn into the motor, and therefore reduce the peak wide-open-throttle power.

    People who do stuff like this - and, in fact, try to "tune" a Honda or other silly front wheel drive car - almost universally know nothing about cars, then try to take on Mustangs and Camaros which are, by virtue of large displacement V8 engines and rear wheel drive, far more suited to the task of stoplight confrontations.

    If the guy were serious, he'd install a very high volume fan. Vacuum cleaner fans have been used as "electric superchargers" but require 120V in your car. Turbochargers and superchargers are far more reliable.

    If he were really serious, he'd yank out that cute little 4 cylinder engine and transaxle and sell them. Then he'd cut out the rear suspension, weld perches onto his roll cage to attach the leaf springs or ladder bars. He'd stuff in a nice differential and rear axle (probably a Ford 9"), and stick a big V8 and automatic transmission driving the rear wheels. Personally, I'd stuff a big block Mopar V8 in there, but an early 1980s Buick 3.8L V6 would keep a Civic street drivable, getting over 25MPG and turning reliable low 12-second 1/4 mile times.

    If he did that, then he would have a serious car for stoplight confrontations.

    Hacking cars? Check this out, it's my buddy's 1986 Chevette. He cut off the back end of the car and welded on the tailfins of a 1956 Dodge Custom Royal. Together, we built a Chevette Targa... it had started out to be a hard-top convertible, but we never finished it.

    Me? I do engine swaps. Then I go drag racing.

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    1. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to read the articles you linked to, but gave up after waiting 45 seconds for the server to replay. Here's a better project for you. Take the works out of that iMac that's currently hosting your website. Toss them in the dumpster. Cut out the back of the case, and wedge in a dual Opteron motherboard with at least a gigabyte of DDR ram. Use the space that the monitor formerly occupied to hold a half-terabyte RAID of SCSI hard drives.

    2. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by nolife · · Score: 1

      People who do stuff like this - and, in fact, try to "tune" a Honda or other silly front wheel drive car - almost universally know nothing about cars,

      You described this guy perfectly..
      He claimed the mods to his Civic was giving him roughly 300+ HP. He told me stories about blowing Mustangs off the road etc.. Oddly enough, I actually did see him at the track. The tree went green and he drove down the track like the many other Civics and squeek out something in the high 17's. He knows I was there and he knows I saw him run and I know he saw me running my 91 Mustang (mid 14's/~96mph 100% pure stock with 2.73 rear and 125k miles). The next day at work he said he would have done so much better and got times close to mine if he wasn't spinning so much at the line. Well there was no spinning and his trap speed supported his time perfectly but I was not about to argue with him. This guy was in some serious denial. I am not a FF guy myself but I have seen many sport compacts with some great times, of course for every one that is truely impressive, there are 100's that are really confused.

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    3. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Informative

      You described this guy perfectly..

      Lemme guess... 3" diameter sounds-like-a-chainsaw exhaust tip and resonator, connected to the factory's 1" or so diameter stock exhaust system, 300lbs of stereo equipment with lots of tacky flashing lights in his "race car", and a big "Powered by Honda" sticker somewhere?

      He claimed the mods to his Civic was giving him roughly 300+ HP.

      I could get 300+ horses out of that motor, easily. In fact, I'd do it for him pro bono. 'Course, the only problem is that the engine wouldn't last more than about 10 minutes with the stuff I'd be dumping into the air filter. (Diesel engine starting fluid and NOS...)

      Of course, it still wouldn't make a front wheel drive car fast, the weight transfer during heavy acceleration is to the rear of the car (and onto the rear wheels), so his traction would become worse and worse as the power was increased... :) (That's for any Slashdot reader who doesn't know why FWD sucks.)

      He told me stories about blowing Mustangs off the road etc..

      Heheh... What he didn't tell you is that the Mustangs he blew off the road all had that wheezy little 2.3L four-cylinder engine, over 200,000 miles, and behind the wheel are middle-aged secretaries who didn't even know that they were racing him!

      Oddly enough, I actually did see him at the track. The tree went green and he drove down the track like the many other Civics and squeek out something in the high 17's. He knows I was there and he knows I saw him run and I know he saw me running my 91 Mustang (mid 14's/~96mph 100% pure stock with 2.73 rear and 125k miles).

      2.73 and you did that? Impressive, you've taken good care of your motor!

      Ya know, if you have the AOD transmission, you could get pretty radical on your rear gears and not lose much gas mileage unless you're always on the freeways. A set of 3.51 or so gears would really bring that thing to life and probably shave off more than a second on your 1/4 mile.

      The next day at work he said he would have done so much better and got times close to mine if he wasn't spinning so much at the line. Well there was no spinning and his trap speed supported his time perfectly

      Heh... You know, I've done mid 17s with a perfectly stock stickshift Chevette; 16.6 when I replaced the Holley carb with the larger one off a 1982 Dodge Aries. You should tell him that.

      Of course, there's always excuses that he can blame for his poor times, but when it comes right down to it, it's either car or driver. You were there the same day and did downright good times on your car, so the track and weather were good. We already know the car is faulty (half the engine is missing, and what is there is pointing the wrong way), and I suspect the driver driver isn't much better (half the brain is missing, and what is there is located in his ass).

      but I was not about to argue with him. This guy was in some serious denial. I am not a FF guy myself but I have seen many sport compacts with some great times, of course for every one that is truely impressive, there are 100's that are really confused.

      Most of them are really confused. By the time you've spent the money to get respectable times out of any FWD car, you could have bought a real car, with a real engine, and been turning real (not just "well, that's pretty good for a Civic") times.

      Super-sticky tires and suspension mods are expensive and still don't compensate for the inescapable laws of inertial weight transfer which give RWD cars a benefit and FWD cars a disadvantage. The small motor may achieve massive volumetric efficiency, but there's still not enough volume to provide the raw power of a less-efficient big V8.

      The guy is delusional, and unless you have some very special reason to love the car's engine and transmission, there's simply no intelligent reason to build it up. It's a tool, you don't spend hours filing down a pair of linesman's pliers to make them into (poor) needlenoses, when you can simply go out and buy

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    4. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      I tried to read the articles you linked to, but gave up after waiting 45 seconds for the server to replay.

      Sorry, I'm getting Slashdotted. 2,274 visits from that article.

      Here's a better project for you. Take the works out of that iMac that's currently hosting your website. Toss them in the dumpster.

      Actually, it's an old Dell Pentium 90 with 48 megs of RAM and a 1 gig hard drive.

      Cut out the back of the case, and wedge in a dual Opteron motherboard with at least a gigabyte of DDR ram. Use the space that the monitor formerly occupied to hold a half-terabyte RAID of SCSI hard drives.

      That would be *so* sweet. But why not just put it into a regular rack-mount server case?

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    5. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, once you have that leaf spring creation in place you might be quicker off the traffic light but only to find yourself flying off the road on the next turn. That's the problem with the Detroit approach: They don't know how to build a car that handles.

    6. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, once you have that leaf spring creation in place you might be quicker off the traffic light but only to find yourself flying off the road on the next turn.

      Stoplight confrontations are drag racing. You want leaf springs or ladder bars in the rear suspension.

      Besides, the alternatives are even worse for handling. Torque tube rear axles, MacPherson struts and coil springs are all horrible.

      Without going to the extra weight and complexity of having a double A arm fully independent rear suspension (which makes an improvement but fails the cost/benefit analysis for most purposes), leaf springs on a solid rear axle are about as good as you're gonna get. There's a reason why this old design has hung around for ~100 years now (more, if you consider carriages).

      That's the problem with the Detroit approach: They don't know how to build a car that handles.

      Then explain to me why you see so many police forces driving Crown Vics.

      You have to keep in mind that until the 1980s, people didn't want a car which handled. People wanted a car which floated you along like you were in a comfy sofa. My 1974 Valiant has overkill power steering and gives you no feedback from thr road: I can dry steer that car from lock to lock by using my little finger to give the wheel a quick twist. And, amazingly enough, that's what people wanted!

      Having said that, Detroit's cars of the 1960s through to the late 1970s typically could handle very well despite their mass, due to conservative design using the inherently good geometry of the double A arm front suspensions and leaf spring rears. Change the shocks, make sure all the suspension bushings are in as-new condition, and throw on a modern set of tires. A 4,500lb 1970 Impala with modern tires, shocks and a competent driver will take out the latest $JUST_ABOUT_ANYTHING in any traffic cone zig-zag contest you want.

      Why?

      Because MacPherson struts suck.

      When you turn the steering wheel, you want the centerline of the deflection of the front wheels to be dead center in the tread of the tire. Anything else gives you scrub. The problem with MacPherson struts is that the center of the turn is in a straight line directly under the top plates, which are generally located at least 2" back from the center of the tire.

      On the other hand, with the double A arm suspension used in the front of 90% of 1960s-1970s American RWD cars, the center of steering deflection is in the ball joints which are typically located inside the rim, much closer to the design ideal.

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    7. Re:Hacking cars - from a Car Nut by xheotris · · Score: 1

      Funny... for years, some of the best-performing cars in the world have used Macpherson struts, such as Porsche and Audi. But anyway, even better than A-arms is the newer Audi suspension that creates a virtual pivot point directly in the center of the wheel.

      And Audi has long had the best solution for power delivery- full-time all-wheel drive. Weight transfer occurs, but the power is not lost. Furthermore, in cornering, it is possible to begin adding power, and more of it, earlier without upsetting the balance of the chassis through the curve. And the foul-weather benefits speak for themselves... Before anyone complains about Audis with five-bangers, too, let me point out that with only 2.1 liters, Audi S1s in the early 80s, stock, were running 300+hp, and putting that power down under Macpherson struts at each corner, and rewrote the rules of rally in a single season...

  228. I cut my teeth by wiring phones by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    I had stripped green, and was holding red in my mouth about to strip it, which of course meant that green was resting on my bottom lip.

    Oh, you had tip and ring reversed.

  229. Cars Signs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'll pass in a minute after I type this..."

  230. How to assemble an IKEA computer desk by IchBinDasWalross · · Score: 0

    Can't forget this set of instructions.

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    1. Re:How to assemble an IKEA computer desk by mefus · · Score: 1

      Wow. A friend of mine just pointed out that image 4.3.b (with the guy saying !@#$!#$) was lifted from fightclub.

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  231. Re:FlameThrower by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    I imagine an Airzooka could be persuaded to make a flaming ring...

  232. I hax0r3d my pacemaker. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    It's great. My resting rate is now 300 bpm.

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    1. Re:I hax0r3d my pacemaker. by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do pacemakers come with a lifetime warranty?

    2. Re:I hax0r3d my pacemaker. by cavac · · Score: 1

      "Now offering: The first overclockable, cryo-cooled pacemaker. If you buy 2, we include a spare remote control unit for free!"

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  233. Sounds familiar... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I picked up a couple of these on sale at walgreens for some ridiculously low price ($10 i think, but they usually retailed for about $50 at the time). I'd read a few things about them, they had rudimentary AI and a lot of hack value physicaly. After about 20 minutes of them crawling around my floor exploring the place i got fed up with the noise, it was this awful screeching that could be heard through the entire house. Took em to the basement cracked em all open (i turned them off, leaving them still screaming while i did this would make me one sick bastard...) and soldered in a, i think 100 ohm, resistor right before the little piezo chip thing. Put em back together and their screeching was quieted to an acceptable level that you hear the motor grinding before you hear the bugs noise when their approaching.

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  234. Disposable Camera Stun Gun by heff · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know if it's a hack or not.. but on an East coast trip in HS a friend and I decided to take apart our disposable cameras for the sake of shits and giggles. After unwrapping them and exposing the circuitry we discovered by accident that if you charge the flash and then touch the two metal rods going to the flash it delivers a nasty jolt that makes your arm shake - all off a little 9v battery.

    Needless to say, we carried that thing around everywhere "stunning" people until we were caught and it was taken away.

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  235. Train Alarm... by GoChickenFat · · Score: 1


    Ok...when I was in grade school I tried to wire up my clock radio to activate my train set every morning. I'm a heavy sleeper and I had a bad habit of turning the alarm off without waking up. My idea was to get the alarm clock to activate the train which was set up to run into my light switch. I figured all the noise and light would wake me up. ...I only succeeded in ruining the digital display.

    ...I also still have a pretty sizeable collection of little electric motors that I salvaged from old boom boxes and anything else I could find a motor in at the dump. I always figured I would build a robot with them one day. I'm not sure why I've kept them more than 15 years now though...

  236. Re:A very pleasing hack-industrial strength vibrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect that the details they want are pictures of it in real life action.

  237. Re:A very pleasing hack-industrial strength vibrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have diagrams of the mechanism?

  238. Remote-controlled illumination by cavac · · Score: 1

    Do 5 seperately controlled halogen lamps that could be controlled via network *and* local keypads and automatic timers count as a hacking project?

    Well, at least the software is a bit hacky, because i only had 20 Bytes (!) of RAM in the controller (8 of them for serial input/output and another 10 for the timers and menu-controls), i had to use "Year" and "Month" from the internal clock as temporary variables for local keypad input.

    Works great, although there's some kind of race condition when you're typing at the moment a month ends :-)

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  239. Bongs by Leary by jmlyle · · Score: 1

    In the words of Dennis Leary: "That apple would make a great bong. That guy's head would make a great bong. Why is it that potheads have to make bongs out of everything? The reason why you start smoking is because you DON'T want to build stuff."

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  240. Many small things... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    Ancient Dancall cellphone; added a handsfree for a PC-style headset, replaced proprietary (and dead) NiMH cells with regular AA-sized ones and lots of duct tape, added a high-power amber LED to use the phone as a flashlight, added red LEDs for display backlight (after accidentally killing (the transistor was nicely burned into the circuitboard) the electronics that controlled the original diodes; had to add a pushbutton to control it then - the cool factor was high then, as there were no phones on the market with other than green or amber backlights, it was years ago).

    Device with 8 monitor inputs and 4 outputs (2 used), connected to several computers and monitors and connecting them any-to-any. With a pair of BCD selectors to pick the signal (which turned out to be easier than other methods of switching). (No wonder - couple transistors, couple analog multiplexers, a board with some simple logic.)

    Device with one keyboard input and 6 outputs, connecting the keyboard to one of them, according to which monitor was set as primary on the previous device and what computer was connected to it. (Again, no wonder - a handful of relays and some trivial logic.)

    Coffee pot; glued a pushbutton under the lever that snapped back when the water boiled, connected it to the server's parallel port; when the water was ready in the kitchen, the computer in the lab beeped. Then beeped once again two minutes after the pot was put back to the holder, reminding me to take out the tea from the cup.

    Lots of various voltage convertors, usually based on 780x chips. (Hint: you can raise the output voltage by putting a Zener diode or a LED between its GND pin and the ground, making the ground float. Useful when you need 7 volts and have just a 7805 and a yellow LED.)

    Lead cell battery for an ancient Nokia communicator; the old lithium battery died, so after finding I'd pay for the replacement much more than I paid for the entire phone, I took the lithium cells out, connected a 7.2V stabilizer circuit to the terminals of the Nokia proprietary electronics board the cells were connected to, and fed the assembly from a small 12V/1.5Ah gel cell. It turned out later that a lead cell is heavy, but well-worth of carrying - gives a lot of power when needed (eg. for a small soldering iron). The assembly looks like a bomb, but who cares, it was cheap.

    Polyswitch fuse on the mentioned battery, after I ripped off the connector and shorted the wires and they caught fire (well, just a lot of smoke, but it wasn't exactly public-friendly in a subway). Super-bright white LED and a pushbutton, mounted on the same battery, as a tiny flashlight (I didn't have the old Dancall phone anymore).

    LOTS of various cables and wiring convertors.

    A gadget with LEDs that shown all the RS232 port signals. Very valuable toy.

    19" rack case for the computer. All made of solid aluminum L rails and 1mm sheet metal, with hard drives on springs and in rubber foam. Later survived fall from stairs; the disk assembly itself survived impact from 4 feet onto concrete.

    Standard USB-B port built into (or rather onto - hot glue rules) a secondhand digital camera. Gods how I hate proprietary unobtainium connectors!

    A diode bridge and a stabilizer built into a walkman/radio, to allow feeding it from any 6-15V power supply regardless of polarity. Together with the lead cell battery it turned out to be valuable; I never ran out of juice when outside.

    A cooling fan mounted on a cap, for hot days. Powered from the same battery, aka Personal Energy Supply. Surprisingly effective. Next Summer I'll replace the big one from a power supply with a smaller CPU one. (Please don't comment about propellerheads. ;) )

    Another cooling fan, this time mounted over a big mug with tea, to cool it down faster. Again, surprisingly effective. Wire rails added to the fan after it ended up in tea after I knocked it; fast-spinning bl

  241. Intel AudioPort by PlazMan · · Score: 1

    Intel never released their AudioPort product, which was an MP3 player that connected to your home stereo system to play audio files served up over WiFi or ethernet from a Windows-based server process running on your home PC. It would have been a sweet product if it hadn't been killed during one of Intel's slash-and-burn campaigns.

    I managed to get hold of a beta model and tried to set it up at home. The server software running on the PC was flakey at best. It would randomly become unresponsive, making the whole thing pretty useless. The developers obviously never got a chance to really finish the software.

    So out came the network traffic analyzer. I figured out that the stereo component was running a Linux image provided from the PC server over BOOTP/TFTP. I don't want to think about how many hours I spent figuring out the sequence of start-up messages required to get the device fully booted. Once it's booted, the protocol for controlling the stereo component is pretty simple: one control channel for sending play/stop requests and a data channel to send the MP3 data for it to decode.

    Once I had learned all of that, it was pretty straightforward to set up BOOTP/TFTP on my Linux box and write my own server application which handles the rest of the boot sequence and allows me to send MP3s from my collection to the stereo on command. I've got a Perl script that I can use to talk with my server to send it playlists, sub-trees of my collection, or individual songs.

    I've got a cron job running that sends a couple of random songs to my stereo every morning to wake me up. Another cron job plays something out of my "Garbage" collection every Monday night to remind me to take out the trash.

    I got tired of always using the command line, so I created a plug-in for XMMS that causes it to send songs to my stereo instead of playing them on my PC.

    I'm currently working on a Java-based GUI for it so my wife can control the stereo from her Windows laptop instead of having to bug me to play music for her.

    I suppose there's something out there that I could purchase for $200-$300 that would let me do all of this without all of the hassle, but it's been a fun project.

  242. Some added gripes by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    One more set of targets for the laser: the manufacturers who want to get "inventive" and come up with Yet Another Screw Head Shape. My collection of special screwdriver tips must have already cost more than a GNP of a smaller country, and they STILL manage to come up with New Inventive Shapes!

    Sometimes all you can do is to take a drill and drill the screw head off, then get the rest of the screw shaft out somehow, then find it's goddamned Whitworth because metric threads were apparently too unoriginal, and then cut new thread, this time metric, in the resulting hole.

    Another big gripe, and a wish to live in really interesting times, comes to the vendors who put all the functions of their devices into one black flat undocumented vendor-specific chip with lots of legs and no chance to reverse-engineer, rendering the device much more difficult to enhance and, consequently, much less worthy.

    The last black eye goes to the keyboard manufacturers. I still keep (and use almost 24/7) an ancient keyboard that came with my 286. It was the time when keyboards used real pushbuttons, instead of the wimpy pair of silkscreened foils, were repairable, felt MUCH better on touch-typing, and were made with a REAL circuitboard to which new buttons could be glued; having a Tab and Esc keys right next to the cursor keys turned out to be more than helpful, especially in the days when the IDEs were rather standardized on (I think) TurboVision set of objects. (Sheesh, I feel like an old fart now.)

    Which reminds me about a partially successful attempt to turn a dotmatrix printer into a scanner for a C64. Attached a phototransistor and a LED on the printer head, connected them to the joystick port, removed the tape from the printer, set the printer to very small line spacing, and then scanned line by line by printing two dots at the very ends of the line, while reading the joystick port input during the head movement. Good old times... :)

  243. Opel Display by Visser · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hello, I hacked the Opel display. Normally it shows the RDS information of the carradio. Now it shows the revolutions per minute of the engine. I used a PIC processor to measure the rpm and talk to the display. www.eelkevisser.nl/display.htm

  244. People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optional by xtal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Humor aside;

    http://www.honda-tech.com

    I'm in the process of connecting a fan to a civic engine - a nifty fan called a turbocharger that spins at around 100,000 rpm, give or take. Estimated wheel horsepower at 10-12psi of boost is 210-240 from a 1600cc D16Y7 engine. Starting horsepower was 107 on a good day.

    To accomplish this I'm using a secondary fuel system running a custom intake manifold with 4 extra injectors. The injectors are controlled by a atmel AVR microcontroller programmed with the port of GCC. (avr-gcc, www.avrfreaks.net). How's that, a little piece of GNU in there even. Ignition retard under boost is being handled by an aftermarket controller until I get that figured out.

    Obviously the engine internals have been upgraded with forged components that are designed to handle more load. The total cost of the engine and related parts is under $5000 though - with me doing the labour.

    Ultimately I want to do my own EFI system based on a real RTOS like QNX. I have done smaller EFI systems for less complicated engines. People have reverse engineered the honda ECU, although in my experience, it's more trouble than it's worth. Check out the systems offered by Hondata, and it's open and free friend, Uberdata.

    Anyone can make big numbers with 5 liters of displacement. It's a little harder with less than two. The reason you want more power from a small package isn't just elegance though; lighter cars handle much, much better than heavier ones.

    There are very, very fast civics out there. Be careful who you laugh at if your girlfriend is riding with you.. but oh wait, this is slashdot. :)

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  245. It is not easy to design robust systems by Ashtead · · Score: 1
    That is a great example of bad design.

    Back at a school where I went, they had motor-driven blinds in some of the classrooms. The idea was good; rather than having to raise and lower curtains manually, there was two pushbuttons, one would start them going up and the other would start them going down.

    When you pressed both at the same time, there was a fuse that blew somewhere. Basically a quick DoS-ing of any lecture that would depend on a slide-show in a dark room...

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  246. police radio scanners.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there may be FCC people out there....

    "police" Scanners and "ham radio" equipment...

  247. Apple II Printer to Linux Parallel port. by drerwk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still have my Apple II+ and wanted to see if I could recover the source code to Repton - a game I co-authored back in '82. The end result was that I wired up a cable from the Apple II printer card to my Linux parallel port and wrote some C code that made the Linux box look like a printer to the Apple II card. Since I could not get Merlin ( the apple II assembler ) to boot I also had to write a BASIC program that would read the binary files directly from floppy and send the text out the printer port.
    Some day I may try to get the code to actually compile so I can run the game on my Nokia - but I'd have to mess around with getting the graphics files over as well if I want to build the game.
    Amazing to me that 25 year old floppy disks - and all the hardware still work - including my Amdek Color monitor. As best I can tell, only the 16K expansion card has problems, and that might be fixed if I could find a 4116 (?) 16Kx1 chip or two.
    Apple RULES!!!

  248. home made torque by zarkzervo · · Score: 1
    The Macintosh SE (1987) is not made for opening. There was no room for the handle which holds the torque-bit. It was impossible to reach into the holes with the screws so I had to put the bit in the end of an old pen and glue the hat on. It worked, and now the pen is a part of my tool set.

    Yes. This was yesterday.
    Yes. I use old hardware.

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  249. SB v1 by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    When all my friends got a brand new Soundblaster Deluxe V.1 (with Dr. Sbaitso!) when they first came out, I had to make do with my little hand-made Parralel port IO jobbie.
    Got the plans off BBS's and was cheap to make. Can't remember the exact name but it was widely supported in games back then and worked perfectly with ScreamTracker!
    Sweet hack...

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  250. Re:injury or death? by Technician · · Score: 1

    That's my primary criterion before beginning a hacking project - will the electric shock cause permanent injury or death?

    Sounds like the quailification to build tesla coils and spud guns.

    Is building a spud gun qualify as hacking ABS or PVC pipe?

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  251. *Old* cars by rs79 · · Score: 1

    I play with Mercedes parts sometimes aligned as running vehicles and old BMW's. They cost a years salary new but that was 20+ years ago you can pick them up for dirt cheap if your very very careful. They're an utter blast.

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  252. Synthesizers. by torpor · · Score: 1

    Thank you PAIA ... thank you all the other synth hackers out there ...

    Tons of great stuff going on in the audio world.

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  253. Non-PC? by attercoppe · · Score: 1


    Non-PC?
    Well, I got my brother Jeb to help me rig an election...

    But seriously, folks...

    I did fairly recently add a small power supply and 3rd(!) CD drive to my PC case - for music only, available even when the PC is not booted...does that count? (In fact, this project was the topic of a previous Ask Slashdot that wonder of wonders, was accepted!)

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  254. What about the book? by mgt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can anyone give a review on the book?

    Is it worth spending 30 bucks or should i buy 5 pizzas instead?

  255. Hacking BF for better foreplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article has inspired me on a new hacking project : to 'hack' my bf so we have better foreplay ;)

    I'm betting most Slashdot readers(like my bf) think foreplay is something that is done in less than 5 mins. :))

    1. Re:Hacking BF for better foreplay by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Are you male or female?

      Not that there's anything wrong with that...

      (Either way)

  256. 2 Contributions... by CheapScott · · Score: 1

    1. Long-distance leaf vaccuum: Last fall was the first fall for raking leaves at my new house. I had an electric leaf blower/vaccuum. The vaccuum bag was way too small. Went to Home Depot and bought 200 foot of 4-inch corrugated drain pipe. Duct-taped the pipe to the outlet on the leaf vacuum and put the other end of the pipe into my wife's garden. That way I just keep walking around and vaccuuming without having to empty the leaf bag every two minutes.

    2. Remote mouse manipulation: Back in the old X-windows environments, wrote a program to move somebody else's mouse around on their screen for them...would drive 'em nuts trying to clean the mouse...especially those optical ones. :-)

  257. hack the brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, its wetware, but being as dense, stubborn and full of fixed ideas as i am i'm f* surprised that this is *first post* on the brain hacks.

    binaural beats, nutrition, brain machines, experiments in cognitive procecessing, character analysis, self-transformation?

    anyone else smart enough to repell the woo woo label and 'evolve' while on or off the IT gravy train?

    personal growth hacking.. self-encounter.. non drug trips to inner space..

    it may be the change in tests, but i've never scored higher on iq tests than i do after having tinkered on and with the stuff that used to freak me out ;)

  258. Laser mouse project by LondonLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A planned hack rather than a completed project:

    I want to set my box up with a projector so I can use the same screen to browse the Internet, email and watch films/TV. Saves space, looks cool, impresses the girls. Figured I'd use a wireless keyboard and mouse but then also thought maybe I could do better than a wireless mouse.

    First thought was a light gun. ACT do one which works as a mouse with a CRT but they don't work on projectors. So that's out. But I have a cunning plan....

    I'm intending to set up a small camera on top of the top of the projector, pointing at the projected image. I'll use 4 lasers to pick out the corners of the projected desktop image, which can then be used as reference points relative to the desktop. My mouse will be a modified laser pointer connected by USB to the wireless keyboard to give the mouse button information and power.

    I'll need software to locate the spots, fix the 4 reference spots relative to each other and then use their locations to triangulate the projected spot from my pointer. It'll then need to use this information so that the pointer on screen moves wherever the pointer spot goes (ideally I'll put the on screen pointer down to a pixel so the laser spot *is* the pointer).

    Anyone done this already? If so is there code available to save me some time? Any thoughts on improvements to the plan or problems I may not have thought of?

    (Unsurprisingly I'm running Linux!)

    1. Re:Laser mouse project by LondonLawyer · · Score: 1

      In case anyone picked up on my post, I found this over the w/e which looks quite useful. Couple of interesting references cited at the end of the paper.

  259. My Amplifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You see my amplifier used to only go to 10, but now I've hacked it so it goes to 11 for when I need that extra boost.

  260. The games we played by Resaurtus · · Score: 1
    If I had a kid, I'd make sure whatever I did, that he didn't do the things I did. (Not because they were that bad but because I'm lucky I still have all my fingers.) On with the deranged kid games.
    1. I loved making paper airplanes, first the traditional types then I moved on to much better looking (but wouldn't actually fly) oragami style ones. I'd sit down and fold up a whole fleet (maybe 120 at a time), make up little decals for each side of my coming conflict, make some special air carrier planes that could hold about 10 of the smallest ones, and some bomber plans with little hold doors on the bottom. Then I loaded those suckers to the hilt with snap-pops (little packs of an explosive, I think black power but have no idea, and some gravely stuff to detonate them when they hit the ground), and combine a bunch of little snaps into moster ones to serve as bombs. Broke out the lighter and it was time to party. I'd fly them around and have them shoot each other down by setting the edge of the wing of fire and letting it burn up to the snap pops where the first one would blow and I'd do a little crash landing for the plane... where a few seconds later it blew up. The carriers got some fire crackers in addition to the snap pops. Usually there would be an enemy air base and thats where I think things were getting a bit out of hand, prior to that burns from over useing the lighter and the firecrackers were the biggest risk, but I needed the base to blow up proper when bombed. Whatever fireworks I could get my hands on would do usually but frankly roman candles and chinese firepoppers were not satisfying, finally I got my hands on a few M80 firecrackers. After that base went up I decided it was maybe better to do without bases in the future, because when that sucker blew it sent the peice of wood I used as the air strip flying, blasted a hole in the ground, and made a boom like I couldn't have imagined. I nearly crapped myself on the spot, and hid in my room for like 3 hours waiting for the police to show up or something. Not much to do with hacking, the next part will be more on topic.
    2. My next favorite childhood games memory was the room fan. Basically it was a desk fan on a stick. I took it apart and removed the fan shroud, removed the blades, and took a long string of interlinked rubber bands and attached them to the motor on one end and my door knob on the other. By changing the distance and adding/removing rubber bands from the sting you could tune it to produce various sin wave patterns which would change in cool ways as the rubbers bands would knot up and become more taunt. I found a disposable pie pan and cut it to mount in place of the rear fan shroud so I'd have a proper dish for my home made death ray. Many an autobot died (in my imagination, not actually destroyed) at the end of that funky green beam. A couple times the band snapped after drawing really taunt and would destroy something in the room pretty much at random. Did I think better of my game at that point? Nope, I tried to find a way to aim it. Before I did the motor burned out so I took it apart and played with the magnets.
    3. Ironically, the most dangerous toys I had I treated with a great deal more respect, rockets. Thats where I really hacked things up, I'd buy little oven timers from radio shack, disassembe them and install them into the main tube with the buzzer output wired back to the igniter so I could have self launching rockets. (After the first one that launched itself across the parking lot I learned about magical devices called mecury switches.) I also wired the timers start buttons to slide switches that stuck out right below the guide straw so that it would start at launch, time down X seconds and then ignite the second stage. Then I tried to put cameras on some of them, and finally I found my way to national associations and high powered rocketry, truely awesome stuff there. Alas by then, it was time to go to college.

    Now I'm old and work all day and play video games all night. Well.. actually

  261. Re:People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optio by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

    Its funny to see that anything can be made fast - check out thedodgegarge.com to see a 10 second 1/4 mile K-car. It might be useful to you anyhow since he used to have lots of notes on turbo charger hookups (though mainly for 2.2L Chrysler engines, but still is informative)

  262. Re:People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey dickead....

    most turbo/superchargers spin up to about 13,000rpm not the "100,000 rpm, give or take" that you purport.

    If you want to actually impress people, impress them with facts...

  263. Hacked Alarm Clock by asterisk_man · · Score: 1

    I opened up my digital alarm clock and rewired it so that snooze turns the alarm off until tomorrow instead of normal snooze function. I never used snooze anyway and I always forgot to turn the damn thing back on for the next day.

  264. No thanks, I'll take an AEM by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    AEM makes drop in replacement ECUs for many different cars. http://www.aempower.com They're cheaper and have as many features if not more. Things you pay BUX for with MOTEC (including support) are standard with the AEM boxes. I have been running one for two years on a turbo Supra and am really happy with it. You can even goto http://www.Gauge-Tech.com and get a nice standalone display for the AEM EMS. A friend makes those and I've got one of his latest boxes, very cool to see realtime MPG, HP, Trq, and other things!

    All in all MOTEC is overrated unless you REALLY need the potted ECU and Mil-Spec connectors or have more money than you know what to do with...

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    Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
  265. If you don't like my hypotheses, what are yours? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Thanks for your reply. You are assuming that I don't understand the American woman culture, but I do.

    I learned by asking my women friends a lot of questions. I never found any American men who had much insight into women. However, women have insight into women, and I put a lot of effort into learning from them.

    I got started when my woman friend at the time, with whom I was living, told me that there was a man in one of her college classes that was extremely popular with women. I asked her, and she said that he was not especially good-looking. I asked her how he did it. I spent a lot of time thinking about the answers.

    I never used my knowledge for negative purposes. I always thought I would like to get married, and I was looking for a wife. Obviously, to find a wife it is useful to be popular with women. However, there have been at least 100 women who wanted to go to bed with me for every woman who was serious about wanting a life partner. It is a compliment the first 30 or 50 times a woman wants sex with no relationship, but then it gets annoying. It was either Chuck Berry or Jimi Hendrix who began to try to discourage women by saying, "I can't make your body feel as good as my music makes your mind feel." I'm not a musician, but I sympathize with the problem.

    Along the way I learned a lot about things in which I really never had any intention to know. I learned about the inside of the modeling business from two women friends who were models. I learned about the beauty queen business from a woman friend who was a Miss Texas contestant. (She didn't win the Miss Texas title.) I learned how to cure yeast infections. Once a woman friend called me and told me that she had gotten pregnant by a man who was not her husband. (Not me.) She asked me if I knew of an abortion clinic. You know that you are being accepted by women when they treat you as a sister or as another woman friend.

    After many years of looking for a wife in the United States, I began to think it was impossible. There were many women available to marry, but none who had the necessary skills or commitment. I spent time with Thai women, but most of them were too silly. I spent time with Iranian women, but they weren't nice enough to men. I found an interesting French woman who was not serious enough.

    Finally I found and married a Brazilian woman. She's sleeping a few feet from where I'm sitting. (I slept too much yesterday and woke up early, and decided to check Slashdot.) I am very happy with her. Like most Brazilians, she likes to joke, but she can be serious when it is necessary. Unlike many Brazilians, she is careful with money, and good with details. She is, in some ways, better than me at repairing computers, because she has more patience. She's studying C++. She's good at web design, but doesn't have much time to do it.

    It is interesting to note that my comment (#8380610, grandparent to this one) was modded up to +5 during the time Europeans and Asians were reading Slashdot, and is now at +4 now that American men are awake. People from other countries generally recognize that all is not right in U.S. society.

    If you are a scientifically-minded person, you will realize that, if you reject my hypotheses, you must then try to make your own:

    If everything is okay in the U.S., why is the U.S. the most obese nation in the history of the world? Eating when not hungry is an indication of unhappiness.

    Why can't the U.S. government find a way of living in the world that does not involve violence?

    Why does the U.S. government spend more money on weapons than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Why does the U.S. government spend more money on spying than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Why does the U.S. government have a higher percentage of its citizens in prison than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Somet

  266. Perkele! by superhoe · · Score: 0
    I hacked some wood to get my sauna warm.

    Perkele!

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    -el

  267. It's not always about the power numbers.. by burbs · · Score: 1

    I'll have to agree and disagree with you there about him passing Porsches because I've seen it done in person with a nearly stock Acura Integra LS (~160hp/120tq). Not to mean any disrespect to the Porsche line of cars, because they are wonderful cars, but I noticed that the casual owner who participates in SCCA events just go out to push their car a little more than driving on the highway and around town. The Integra and Civic owners just flog their cars around the track whereas some of the Porsche owners are out there that don't push their car to the same limits.

    Not to make this into a Fast and the Furious type of argument because I don't think that was his intention (even though he did eerily lay down some numbers), but I've noticed that in the straight line the Porsche's fly down the track, but when it comes to taking the turns, the Hondas and Acuras catch up to them and set up for the pass.

    You know what, though, in this instance, it comes down to driver's skill. The guy who just bought his Porsche, has no track experience and finds out that a local SCCA club is having a track day wants to go out and see how he does. He enters the event and finds himself against a few seasoned racers who autocrosses and races open track 3-4 times a month who happens to drive CRXs, Civic hatchbacks, and Integras, and those drivers know how to make their cars perform faster than the Porsche driver. I'm not saying that those Honda/Acura drivers out there know what the hell their doing with their body kits and 30lb wheels, but there are a few people out there that own these vehicles that know what they're doing. And a few of them are winning.

    Much respect to those who take it to the track.

  268. Scale Models by slambo · · Score: 1

    In model railroading, kitbashing (often abbreviated to "bashing", our form of hacking) is not only common but often the only way to get just the model that you want. One of my bashes was published in Model Railroader in 1997 when I worked on the Wisconsin Central project layout (I built the Tews Cement facility). I took two kits, one ready-made structure and several more parts to build one cement distribution company complex.

  269. Re:People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optio by phmilo · · Score: 1

    I'll refrain from the name calling, but maybe you should search before you post. the first google hit for "turbocharger rpm" is this http://www.performanceoiltechnology.com/synthetico ilandturbochargers.htm
    and it says:
    "Typical turbocharger RPM is between 10,000-15,000 RPM at low engine speed up to around 60,000-100,000 RPM at full engine speed."

    Turbochargers and superchargers are similar in purpose, but vastly different in approach.

    And if you are going to be name calling, be brave enough to not post AC.

  270. Re:What gf? by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1
    C:\hack>c:\apologize
    'c:\apologize' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

    C:\hack>c:\yesdear
    'c:\yesdear' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
    Oh wait, nobody installs software to the root any more, let me try this:
    C:\hack>c:\winnt\system32\apologize
    No suitable application installed.

    C:\hack>dir /s \*girl*
    Volume in drive C is C
    Volume Serial Number is D34D-1337
    File Not Found, Loser
    Shoot, I guess I have other problems.
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    Not that this wasn't entirely predictable.
  271. Re:People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optio by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Bah, you're just installing a piece of aftermarket equipment :-) A REAL hack would be turning that turbocharger into a miniature turbojet engine.

  272. My hack. by blair1q · · Score: 1


    This is the axe George Washington used to chop down the cherry tree.

    I've had to replace the handle.

    And the head.

    But it occupies the same space.

    Anonymous

  273. Re:If you don't like my hypotheses, what are yours by rark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To clarify, I don't particularly disagree with your assertion that Americans have some serious problems. What I do disagree with is your analysis of women's culture in the U.S. (I think you've got a very narrow band of data, I'll eleborate below) and that somehow women are (or women's culture is) somehow more responsible for the problems in the U.S. than men or men's culture or any other factor. If you'd posted something that criticized all Americans I probably wouldn't have blinked, if you'd posted something that was critical of women, but didn't echo known, common anti-woman beliefs/propaganda (for lack of better words for the phenomenon), I would have been less likely to react as well.

    Your complaint about women not wanting to commit is interesting, as it's one I'm more used to hearing from women about men than vice versa (though I've heard it from women about women and men about both men and women, so no one gets to completely avoid it, I suppose). I don't find that surprising. Marriage has it's pros and cons. It's not just about committing to have sex with only one person. There are a lot of practical aspects -- financial (dependant on where you are and who has what money and what income, you can lose quite a bit of money in taxes and such if you're married that you wouldn't if you were single), geographical (if one partner gets transferred at work, do both move or does that partner have to lose their job and find another?), emotional (living with someone is very difficult -- esspecially if one was an only child in a 'standard' household [parent(s) only, no extended family]) etc. And some of these fall particularly hard on women, because traditionally they've been the ones expected to make greater sacrifices for the marriage. If a woman wants to have a career or continue her education than it makes sense to delay marriage. And all of this is intensified if children are expected to be part of the package.

    My mother went to four different colleges and ultimately decided to go into nursing rather than medicine, because she got married and had to follow my father around. Two years later she had me and three years after that my sister. It took her fourteen years to get her BA in Nursing, and she started before she met my father (and she was her high school valedictorian, so I don't think that was a problem with the academic work). Now, she doesn't (to my knowledge) regret any of this, and I respect the decisions she made as those that were best for her, but I certainly can understand why a woman would *not* want to do that. I don't think one can explain away difficulty finding a wife or the rising age of first time brides by claiming that women on the whole have become less willing to commit. The social and economic factors affecting marriage have changed in the last two generations, and they combine to make getting married, and esspecially getting married young, a less attractive choice than it was before, at least unless one really wants to have children.

    Incidently, life expentancy stats would seem to bear this out. Married men have longer life expentancies than unmarried men, but the reverse is true for women.

    On a related point, to find a wife, being popular with women is not really the best strategy. It's being appealing, as marriage material, to at least one woman (and it only has to be one, though I suppose increasing that number would increase your odds somewhat) who is interested in getting married. I know one guy who is really popular with women, but not in any way that would be useful to find a partner -- for various reasons he's very popular with..lesbians. Not very useful for getting married or getting laid, but his parties are great. Actually, I exaggerate a little -- he ended up marrying a woman who thought she was a lesbian, but decided she'd just hadn't met the right man. This is, however, a lousy strategy in general and I don't recommend it (because it wastes your time and annoys the lesbians :) ).

    Modeling and the whole beauty queen business is

  274. Re:If you don't like my hypotheses, what are yours by sheilagh · · Score: 1

    Thank you, it is nice to see so many pages in a row on Slashdot that have thoughtful debate, back and forth, on a serious topic.

  275. Re:People build 400whp 1.8L hondas. Stickers optio by flewp · · Score: 1

    It's still a front wheel drive car and therefor, IMO, not a sports car.

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  276. Big Engine-Little car by phriedom · · Score: 1

    I like your V6 RWD chevette. Did you do the crab claw flames yourself?

    I thought you might find this amusing. Ford did the same type of thing for the SEMA show. To show off their new 5.0L Cammer crate engine (aluminum block and heads, DOHC, 32-valves, 420 HP) they put one into a Focus. It isn't the first 5.0L Focus I've seen, either, but the pushrod powered one didn't have 420HP.

    On a related note, I recall seeing video of a little tiny Dodge Colt, complete with roll cage and big slicks, and a 442 squeezed into the front (firewall was pushed back some) tearing up the dragstrips years ago. It tickles me to see little cars like Chevettes, Colts, or Foci staging up against Cameros. I think it would be funnier still to show up at an Import Drag night with V8 RWD power.

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  277. I purport you are a moron.. who should read more. by xtal · · Score: 1

    Hahaha.

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  278. My hardware hacking... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

    If you want to see what I am currently doing, and have done in the past - check out my website. My current big project is fixing my 1979 Bronco - but that is just basic mechanic-type work. My real project is building a recumbent electric "vehicle" from bicycle parts. Recently I built an electric motor (that I toasted) using paperclips (though I don't consider it a "hack", because I followed directions in an old Time-Life book). Long time ago, I "hacked" a PowerGlove to hook up to my Amiga, then to my PC, and recently got it working under Linux (using this one guy's driver code). I have had recent thoughts on a variety of internal and external combustion engines (one a two-cycle alcohol engine, the other a simple Sterling engine). I helped bring together a community of people hacking the Acer NT-150 settop box. Recently I was digging through my old junk from my youth when I had a TRS-80 Color Computer - found an old "light gun" I had built using a CDS cell, a toiletpaper tube, a small lens, and a spring for the trigger - hooked it all to the joystick port, and it worked OK. I could go on, and on - but suffice to say, I have hacked hardware nearly my entire life, and I don't plan to stop anytime soon...

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  279. Re:If you don't like my hypotheses, what are yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed!

    This may or not be "news (specifically) for Nerds", but it is Certainly 'stuff that Matters"!
    I would hope for more Slashdot like this!

    Peace!

  280. Re:A very pleasing hack-industrial strength vibrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, I didn't exactly draw up plans. If anyone's seriously interested, I can send step-by-step intructions and some pictures (of the device, not operating diagrams! Bad reader! Naughty!)

    But keep in mind you pretty much need access to a metal lathe.

    I suppose you could probably do it with a hacksaw, a drill press, a good drill press vice, and some patience, intead of the metal lathe.

    You'll also need a tap set, or at least a 10-32 tap and a tapping handle. There's really no way around that.

    Let me know if you're serious, I'm happy to help other people let the good times roll.

  281. Treat everyone right. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    "... your data set is weak."

    There is no data set presented. It's just a Slashdot comment.

    "My god, I don't even know where to start with your recommendations on how to treat women."

    My recommendation: "... treat women right even if they treat you badly." That applies to everyone, of course. Treat everyone right. As I mentioned, I got this idea from someone else. I think it's a good idea.

    1. Re:Treat everyone right. by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I mean the data you base your opinions on is weak. The Slashdot comment was merely a glimpse into your opinions, I'm sure.

      Your recommendations were to condescendingly treat women like little children who have no sense. And your recommendation that "... treat women right even if they treat you badly." was told in such a way to imply that men are the victims of bad treatment by women as a class, never the other way around, oh no. It would be like a right-wing christian saying Jews are "murderous, lying, thieving, bastards who betrayed Jesus, but we must treat them right, even if they treat us badly." It completely reverses the historical record of oppression to make yourself seem like the victim.

      I was going to do a point-by-point argument of the original post, but it would have ended up being about 10 times longer than I wished. I will sum up my points as this: you point out a lot of problems with American society, some of the real, some of them imagined. However, to make a blanket assertion such as "if you have only known women of the U.S. culture, you have never really known a woman at all." is so absurd that it's hard to see it as anything other than simple hatred.

      Perhaps if you did not make such sweeping generalizations of millions of people you have never met or use rhetoric comparing them to raw sewage, people might take you more seriously. As it stands, you sound like a hateful old misogynist wishing to put women back in their place. I see from your anti-Bush rants that you are not some dittohead conservative, so I will keep hoping that you will someday stop blaming women for all the U.S.'s(or your) problems.

  282. Dammit. That link..... by LondonLawyer · · Score: 1

    http://www.graphicsinterface.org/proceedings/2002/ 221/paper221.pdf