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Cyberchondria

Makarand writes "According to this article in the San Francisco Chronicle the ever-expanding wealth of health information online is keeping hypochondriacs constantly worried. With websites devoted to every major and esoteric illness and search engines coming up with many disease possibilities when you type in a symptom, it is becoming very easy for the health-anxious to believe that they have a disease. Many continue poring through the easily available medical information even after their doctors have given them a clean bill of health."

294 comments

  1. I have Firstpostitus! by MooKore+2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I fail it!, then I'm cured!

    1. Re:I have Firstpostitus! by damiena · · Score: 1

      Back to quarantine for you, it seems

    2. Re:I have Firstpostitus! by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Especially since the posters Slashdotitus is still not in remission.

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      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    3. Re:I have Firstpostitus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you spend 99% of your time trying to find out if you're ill, you'll never have lived.

  2. Oh man by FrenZon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I totally have this Cyberchondria thing!

    1. Re:Oh man by Evil+Al · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course, you know that everything is bad for you

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      Ah, computer dating -- it's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head" -- Bender
    2. Re:Oh man by aled · · Score: 1

      That's nothing, I'm afraid I'm an hypochondriac!

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      "I think this line is mostly filler"
    3. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hypochondriac. A. Just A. There's no N.

    4. Re:Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I totally have this Cyberchondria thing!

      That's nothing. I've been doing some research on Google, and I think I have SIDS!

    5. Re:Oh man by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's British. At least some british accents have the tendency to make starting H's silent. So he might pronounce it Aipochondriac.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    6. Re:Oh man by pillendraaier · · Score: 0

      No man, seriously. I REALLY am infected with Mydoom.C

    7. Re:Oh man by !3ren · · Score: 1

      Alpochondriac?
      Yeah man, I am totally sick of eating dog food.

    8. Re:Oh man by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1


      I think I'm an Aibochondriac -- I keep thinking my robot dog is sick.

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      - - - -
      The real Tetsujin 28 is a giant robot.
    9. Re:Oh man by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Become an alchochondriac instead. Beer tastes better than dog food. Unless it's Bud.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  3. See a doctor by agm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are concerned about something health related the best advice I can give is DON'T LOOK ON THE INTERNET and see a doctor. Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind, which IMO is well worth the cost/hassle.

    1. Re:See a doctor by CracktownHts · · Score: 5, Funny
      Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind

      ...but so are NYC taxi rides. The idea behind paying a doctor is that they're supposed to give you a piece of their trained mind.

    2. Re:See a doctor by ptolemu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I for one am quite paranoid when it comes to my health and refuse to search the Internet for this very reason. I have to admit though that it can just as easily have the opposite effect. But really, the best thing to do is ask someone with medical knowledge, it really is the only thing that has taken my mind off of worrying about benign symptoms.

    3. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, same here. I think I am slightly hypochondriac, and until about a year ago would type my symptoms into google - which made things about a thousand times worse, with pictures of some vile disease in its advanced stages. So when I had a pain in my balls, I went to the doctor after a week, who prodded around, and pronounced me absolutely fine. I'm glad I didn't search for 'pain in testacles' on google. I'm not going to now, either.

    4. Re:See a doctor by glen604 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think most hypochondriacs try to avoid seeing doctors because doctors won't give creedence to their personal opinions about what they think they have. It seems most of them (hypochondriacs, not doctors) are more looking for sympathy than an actual solution to whatever perceived problem they might have.

    5. Re:See a doctor by Snad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doctors vists are a great way to get [peace] of mind, which IMO is well worth the cost/hassle.

      Whilst that's undoubtedly true, a lot of (mostly male) people are reluctant to visit their doctor, for a number of reasons. For men it usually comes down to macho "I'm fine, really" attitudes, whereas for women it's often due to them being uncomfortable discussing certain issues with (perhaps) their male doctor.

      Personally I did research a minor health issue I had before visiting my doctor and was gratified to find I was right with my own amateur diagnosis. That doesn't mean I sit in my darkened plastic bubble breathing filtered air and spend all day on the internet finding exotic and fascinating diseases I can convince myself I have.

      I believe this "cyberchondria" is like all other internet-afflicted problems. Those who are already prone to certain mental attitudes will simply use the internet to go overboard. Whether that's researching health matters, looking at porn, or surfing Slashdot all day is largely irrelevant. There will always be a small percentage of people who have an addictive personality. The rest of us will continue to find the [health information/porn/Slashdot] useful without getting psychotic about it.

    6. Re:See a doctor by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind, which IMO is well worth the cost/hassle.


      While this is true, I do not trust a doctor to not make mistakes. For instance, my reading online has caused friction between myself and a doctor I used to visit. He gave me a presciption, I looked it up online, found the dosage he gave me was far smaller than anything I had seen written. Upon asking him about it, he advised not reading websites when it comes to drugs. What about the drug company's website? What if you are curious how the drug works or how it was tested before coming to the market? How about the LD50 and side effects in animal testing? What about alternative medications? Ah yes, the doctor isn't making a profit if he's not pushing sheepish patients out the door as quickly as possible, with no questions.

      I will tend to take a doctor's advice, but no doctor's opinion is absolute. I would like to know why he chose a particular drug and dosage. I would also like to know some things about the medication that most people would prefer not to think about. While I wish I could find myself in a stupor of feeling comfort in what other people tell me, I can not escape the need to verify information given to me from multiple sources.

    7. Re:See a doctor by plankers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...unless your doctor is inept, doesn't care, misinformed/has old information, or is just too busy to make a good diagnosis. You are still your own best advocate, especially in matters of health. The point is not that your doctor should be your sole source of medical information, but that you should use him or her as an additional one. It is also common to get a second opinion and/or a referral to a specialist if you didn't like your physician's response, or didn't feel that they were as informed as you'd like.

      It's just like security -- security is better when there are humans involved to make rational decisions. It's the same with your health.

    8. Re:See a doctor by GonzoDave · · Score: 0

      Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind, which IMO is well worth the cost/hassle.

      Surely the whole point of hypochondria is that they don't want peace of mind?

    9. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm glad I didn't search for 'pain in testacles' on google.


      Yeah, it's probably a good thing, 'cause you wouldn't have found much. Not much useful, anyway.

      -- ba-dum!
      -- Sorry about that, couldn't resist...

    10. Re:See a doctor by DebianRcksLindowsLie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually wouldn't you rather have peace of mind?

      Speaking of peace of mind...set your mind at ease. The rumors are true. Click on the link in my sig.

    11. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't just take Glen604's words as absolute truth about hypochindriacs. Be sure to ask a psychiatrist too.

    12. Re:See a doctor by Robert1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh god. Yes the doctor is part of a vast conspiracy to screw you out of money.

      Could you have thought that maybe, just maybe, he really did care about making you feel better, and perhaps that's why he was doing his job?

      So his dosage was low, maybe in his experience such a dosage works fine, or whatever you had was unique enough for him to lack an encyclopedic knownowledge of. He's only human and can't possibly know everything or keep up with every drug out there.

      Seriously, not everything is a conspiracy, people are just human.

    13. Re:See a doctor by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He gave me a presciption, I looked it up online, found the dosage he gave me was far smaller than anything I had seen written. Upon asking him about it, he advised not reading websites when it comes to drugs. What about the drug company's website? What if you are curious how the drug works or how it was tested before coming to the market?

      I'll go ahead and answer those questions for you. (It doesnt matter what the drug is)

      According to the drug company's website, the drug is the best thing ever. According to the company's pre-market testing, it went better than ever.

      The reason he told you not to listen to the Internet when trying to get informed about drugs is because the drug companies are in SERIOUS competition with each other and will do just about anything to get you to take their's. You go online and become concerned your doctor didnt prescribe you enough of the drug? Well then you are exactly the kind of person that this article is talking about.

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      -- "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." Jean Jacques Rousseau
    14. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not always.

      In my forties, I started developing hemmeroids, and they'd last for 2 weeks and be quite painful.

      After living with it for a year or two, I did a little reading on the internet and found the best way to treat them, and reduced the suffering time from 2 weeks to about 3 days. And it was easy stuff.

      So I like the information. But its like computer information... most people (including those here on /.) don't have a clue on how to deal with computer maladies. So they look on the internet and make it worse. I assume the same is true for health... see a doctor if its something serious... i.e. pissing blood. But most things we have are common and not serious. Even though it might feel that way for a week until your body heals itself.

    15. Re:See a doctor by guardian-ct · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, it's still possible that he didn't prescribe a high enough dosage. Or that he was doing it because he wanted to see how you reacted to a low dose before upping it. Either way, he probably should have explained what he was doing, instead of blaming the patient for looking at a website.

      Many doctors don't like taking the time to explain things, since (at least the way I think they might see it) it takes time away from their other patients, and/or golf.

    16. Re:See a doctor by spectecjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you are concerned about something health related the best advice I can give is DON'T LOOK ON THE INTERNET and see a doctor. Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind, which IMO is well worth the cost/hassle.

      Doctors can also be (pick several):

      1. Only Human, not Omnipotent AllSeeing DemiGods.
      2. Overworked.
      3. Reduced to a 15 minute visit per person, max - when the average visit used to be a much larger figure only 20 years ago.
      4. Not always up on the latest research and/or information.
      5. Quick to dismiss other possibilities after arriving at a single conclusion, even if other evidence presents itself.

      Analyzing the data effectively can give you an edge over a doctor. You know your body. You know how it should work. Just be comprehensive in your analysis, and don't leave anything out.

      I was once diagnosed with tendonitis. The actual cause of the problems I was experiencing was a small boil in my armpit (due to using antiperspirants). The lump was pressing against a nerve, giving all of the same symptoms as tendonitis (the nerves are quite exposed there). Several visits later, and I diagnose the problem myself. A short course of antibiotics later, and the problem was completely gone.

      Another example:

      I was diagnosed with borderline sleep apnea by a sleep medicine center. I was waking up with severe headaches every morning, and had a wildly variable sleep cycle. The idea would have been to go on a CPAP machine, and see if I got better.

      What was the real problem?

      I'm sensitive to caffeine. I don't get the jitters or get hyper - I just get anxious. I metabolise it so quickly that in my sleep, I'd be undergoing caffeine withdrawal. That was what the headaches were. I cut out caffeine, and everything's fine now. I'm much more confident, happier, and have *no* headaches when I wake up.

      Doctors aren't infallible. If they were, they'd be magicians. They're not - they're just human. Treat them accordingly.

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      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    17. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try "pain in teNtacles" - that should give some scary results as well :D

    18. Re:See a doctor by dirt_puppy · · Score: 1
      Not as insightful indeed.

      Apparently you're percieving this condition in a wrong way. The article is not about decisions, what these people have is similar to a compulsive/obsessive disorder or a dependency. They may even know that what they're doing is erratic, but they can't stop their behavior.

      This is even more problematic as the web is homogenous (you can't filter out the "health" part, as you can't with the "sex" part, which is a problem too, sometimes) and everywhere (at work, at internet cafes).

      The single "good" approach I ever saw to this kind of problems is to have a supervisor/counselor/therapist who confidentally controls what web pages you're looking at via a browser plugin and talks about that with you. Of course that won't help with the basic condition, but it can be a help to find back to normal web use.

      I think this is going to be a major issue among the forms of computer misuse.

    19. Re:See a doctor by Von+Helmet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those who are already prone to certain mental attitudes will simply use the internet to go overboard. Whether that's researching health matters, looking at porn, or surfing Slashdot all day is largely irrelevant...

      Well, I guess two out of three ain't so bad.

    20. Re:See a doctor by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > What was the real problem?
      > I'm sensitive to caffeine.

      That's funny, before I scrolled down to see your answer, I figured you were drinking too much caffeine.

      If I don't have a coffee before bed, I wake up feeling like I slept with my head in a hydraulic press.

      Why? Because I drink too much coffee. Oh, viscous cycle, how I abhor thee.

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      Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    21. Re:See a doctor by Von+Helmet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the subject of doctors and drugs, you can't really fully trust them there.

      I don't know about in America, but in the UK there's endless articles about "Superbugs" like MRSA (I forget what it stands for, but the M is an antibiotic, the R is resistant and the S is stapholococcus or something) which are killing people left right and centre in hospitals. The reason? The bugs have grown immune to all known antibiotics and we can't kill them. People have got used to taking antibiotics for absolutely everything - including things that the body can either handle on it's own, or stuff that won't respond to antibiotics like (duh) viruses.

      My doctor routinely turns people away and tells them to sweat it out, and that their body can handle it on it's own, which is a lot more sensible than just pumping everyone full of antibiotics.

      I knew a girl doing a microbiology degree who went to the doctor with some kind of infection or something, and he prescribed her some antibiotics. Being the curious student that she was, she looked up the antibiotic and the bacteria causing the infection, and found that the antibiotic in question would have absolutely no effect on the bacteria. Not because of any of the resistance crap from earlier, but just because that antibiotic wouldn't work on that bacteria. She went back to the doctor and challenged him on it, and he said there was nothing he could do about it because that was the drug being pushed at the moment.

      Doctor's aren't infallible either.

    22. Re:See a doctor by AllenChristopher · · Score: 2, Informative
      Whilst that's undoubtedly true, a lot of (mostly male) people are reluctant to visit their doctor, for a number of reasons. For men it usually comes down to macho "I'm fine, really" attitudes,

      Very much so. And the "I'm fine, really" attitude can be a major problem. Checking whether a pain in your gut should be there or not can be an important factor... it may be the website says "All clear." It may also be that the spot you've indicated means "Get to the damn hospital now."

      Two particularly scary problems one can have are

      a) Partial vision loss. If a friend has ever had this as the result of a migraine, you might assume that's all it is. If it's an aneurysm, though, and you don't treat it... big trouble.

      b) Epidydimitis. Every man sits down wrong as squeezes his testicles in his jeans once in his life. They hurt for a while, then it stops. A person who has testicular pain may chalk it up to that... but if it lasts two hours, it's time to visit the hospital. Wait much longer, and the pain becomes intense to the point of requiring morphine and may cause sterility.

      This is exactly the sort of thing the internet is useful for... so that we don't have to have warning labels on our pants. "Warning, if you experience testicular pain, do not assume it is due to wearing a size too small to you. Visit the doctor. Flashy colours may induce epileptic seizures."

    23. Re:See a doctor by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Informative

      Funny, the next doctor I went to said he had never heard of that low a dosage before, too.

      I'm not sure what you are trying to prove. There are plenty of independant studies of drug effects online. Not that they are any more factual than anything a particular doctor's word, but when I present a doctor with a question about my dosage, then get a blanket answer to not read online, I assume he doesn't have a more intelligent answer and find services elsewhere.

      I questioned my dosage after continuing to worsen in my condition, which took a U-turn as soon as I was on the recommended dosage.

      So what's your point again? So I saved myself further pain and frustration by finding out my particular doctor was making up his own dosages, then giving to me without explanation. Perhaps you and 30 other trolls could inject further wisdom about how wrong I was. Right.

    24. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you know something about the subject, please don't post such silly speculation. Hypochondria is (or at least can be) based on a genuine fear, not a desire for sympathy.

      They do go to doctors, and ask for all possible tests to be done, just in case. They absolutely do not like thinking they might have some serious disease.

      By reasoning like yours, I might speculate that paranoia is caused by a desire to over-inflate their self image (somebody's after me, I'm important!). But I know that this is not the case.

      Fear, especially irrational fear that is difficult to dispel, is an extremely unpleasant state of mind to live in. It isn't a common emotion for people to fake.

    25. Re:See a doctor by The+Limp+Devil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      13 years ago I lived with a doctor's family in a small Spanish village. The doctor told me that whenever on of the two village hypochondriacs showed up he would give him or her a thorough checkup and then send him home with a few salt tablets. Then they would stay away for few months before coming back for the same treatment.

      It may seem unprofessional, but it also seemed to work. It calmed the fears of these people, and made sure that they didn't put pressure on the doctor as hypochondriacs often do when rejected.

    26. Re:See a doctor by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, not everything is a conspiracy, people are just human.

      Right. Humans that like golf, boats, and big houses.

      I do not trust a typical doctor any more than an auto mechanic. I'm sure my mechanic doesn't want me getting online and reading about the quality differences in his OEM parts versus brand named ones, either.

    27. Re:See a doctor by Nurseman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Superbugs" like MRSA (I forget what it stands for, but the M is an antibiotic, the R is resistant and the S is stapholococcus or something) which are killing people left right and centre in hospitals. The reason? The bugs have grown immune to all known antibiotics and we can't kill them.

      MSRA= Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus

      Here is a great link from the CDC. Like you said, this is the result of years of overabuse and over perscribing of antobiotics. Question for parents - If you took your child to the doctor, with a fever, and he told you "It is a virus, no need for antibiotics, just go home give him fluids and tylenol" Would you be happy? This is what contributes to these problems.People expect to be given medicine when they are sick, they cannot comprehend that the illness will run it's course. I have three teenage sons. Each of them have been on antibiotics less than 5 times. I have friends whose children get antibiotics 5-6 times a year.

      We have become a society of quick fixes, if something is wrong take a pill/drug/drink and you'll feel better. We used to have a joke in the ER. You tell a patient " You have the flu, I can give you medicine and you will be better in 7 days, or you can go home and take tylenol, and drink fluids, and you will be better in a week"

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    28. Re:See a doctor by PacoTaco · · Score: 4, Funny
      You could always Ask Slashdot:

      "IANAD, but I think you have Graves' disease."

    29. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was a scientific study, it probably tells way more than what the doctor knows. Doctors are human, too, and they can become stubborn or believe incorrect things. It is possible for a doctor to misdiagnose something or see a disease when he wants (not conciously, but sub-conciously).

    30. Re:See a doctor by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You have a real, serious, caffine addiction. We joke about it, but it's not healthy, and not fun. I know someone that chugs down Coke like mad, all day long, along with strong coffee -- high, steady doses do bad things to people.

      Ease yourself off it. Someone with a real caffine dependency can keep himself at a normal state by frequently drinking caffine. A person with no caffine dependency is in the same state, but without hassling with all the caffine and associated nastiness.

      Good luck. :-(

      Oh, and keep in mind that if you *do* want to use caffine as a "pep pill", it's *much* more effective if you aren't constantly consuming it.

    31. Re:See a doctor by pctainto · · Score: 1

      Why should you let a few ridiculous people ruin the good out there. I recently had an extremely sore throat, so I got online, looked at strep and mono, and ruled out both of them, giving me peace of mind before I actually went to the doctor. I didn't have either (some other bacterial disease that cleared up with penicillin).

      Another example -- my sister has always had stomach problems and is constantly getting sick and has tons of gas... she finds online that everything she is experiencing is a symptom of a gluten allergy. She's goes to an allergy, gets tested, that isn't it. However -- is there any harm done by her being tested? No.

      Don't consider yourself the rare case and the internet is a very helpful place. If you come into an appointment with some realistic ideas on what is wrong, most doctors will be glad to say yay or nay to what you say -- and it can only help them try to narrow things down.

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    32. Re:See a doctor by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Oh god. Yes the doctor is part of a vast conspiracy to screw you out of money"

      Hey, the whole of *society* is a vast conspiracy to screw you out of money.

      Oh hang on, no, its called 'capitalism'

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    33. Re:See a doctor by Hadean · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, though, doctor's aren't right. In my case, I had an old doctor who treated my stomach pains by prescribing Metamucil. Thanks to the internet, I was able to diagnose myself and found that I actually had a hernia. I saw a second doctor immediately, and once I mentioned that I may have a hernia, he immediately agreed and got me an appointment with a specialist.

      If I trusted my doctor 100%, I may have had a much more severe problem. Of course, you shouldn't trust the information on the internet fully, but sometimes double checking can be a good thing.

    34. Re:See a doctor by Veridium · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Whilst that's undoubtedly true, a lot of (mostly male) people are reluctant to visit their doctor, for a number of reasons. For men it usually comes down to macho "I'm fine, really" attitudes, whereas for women it's often due to them being uncomfortable discussing certain issues with (perhaps) their male doctor."

      My grandfather died needlessly because of this. He was 81, but in great health, still fishing all the time, taking long walks, completely mentally with it(he was a HAM, constantly designing and building new equipment for himself), drove better than most people 1/3 his age, but he stopped getting regular check ups on his ulcer because of this attitude. After 5 years of no check ups, he got sick with respiratory symptoms, and by the time the doctors figured out what was going on, it was too late. He had developed stomach cancer and the growth had begun pushing on the bottom of his lungs. When they figured this out, it was inoperable.

      Anyone with an ulcer out there, take note of this. They could have easily caught that cancer very early on and removed it had he not had this pigheaded attitude and gotten the check ups his doctors told him to get. 81 is a decent age to live to, but he could have lived much longer than that based on the condition the rest of his body was in. God knows he loved life.

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    35. Re:See a doctor by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 5, Funny


      So when I had a pain in my balls, I went to the doctor after a week, who prodded around, and pronounced me absolutely fine.


      Hmmm, were they really sore, with a faint bluish color perhaps? Yes, I think I see the problem. Don't worry, it's quite common. There's a very simple treatment. Even better, you can apply it yourself. Sort of a holistic approach, as it were.

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      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

    36. Re:See a doctor by smilingirl · · Score: 1
      For some people, the cost is quite an obstacle. I'm lucky enough that my dad has a good job with good hospitalization and my parents never had to worry about it, especially because I have had many health problems.

      However, my grandpa saw the doctor for the first time in his life last year. At the age of 65... only because he is on Medicare now. Before, they couldn't really afford it (my mom's parents are super-low-income living off Social Security alone now) and he was lucky enough to never have anything majorly wrong.

      But men are VERY prone to the "I'm fine, really" thing. You silly macho people. ;)

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      The Present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C.S. Lewis
    37. Re:See a doctor by Directrix1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Piece of mind through frequent physician visits costs money. Take it from a self-diagnosed :-P hypochondriac. If you want to reduce the number of "cyberchondriacs" out there:

      DON'T just put out symptom lists, also put out comprehensive anti-symptom lists
      DON'T tout statistical inprobability as likelyhood of having or not having a disease, since statistics don't show YOUR chances of having a disease they only show the amount of people out of a sampled set who have the disease (don't even get me started on other misinterpretations of statistics)
      DO provide an open forum for discussion with doctors specializing in the field online, to allow people who still have questions to post them in a channel where they won't break the bank

      And as far as the frequent doctors visits, I don't think it would be half as big a deal if there was just some way to just talk to a MD over the phone or something. I personally hate going to see doctors. But as far as I'm concerned, when my body tells me I'm feeling horrible (whether misconceived or otherwise) I go to a doctor to get answers.

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      Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
    38. Re:See a doctor by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      And sorry I meant to say peace and not piece :-P.

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      Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
    39. Re:See a doctor by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      Yes, I experienced that partial vision loss three times over the course of a year. Countless doctor visits and tests (a dozen vials of blood one time--wait that was for something else) And in the end they chalked it up to migraines. All three times the loss was for about 30 minutes, no more. And one other time years before, a complete loss for about a second.

      And when wearing the wrong pants/shorts & boxer combination, I have sat on my testicles entirely too many times. And usually it was for baggy clothing, not tight..Allowed them to go where they shouldn't have been.

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    40. Re:See a doctor by zabieru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you ask your mechanic flat out 'is this part better than the one you were going to use' and he says 'no,' and then you look it up and it is, what the hell are you doing on /.? That's what the Better Business Bureau is for. Call them up. On the other hand, I'll bet if you do that the BBB will tell you that while the part he put in isn't made to the tolerances of the other, it costs half as much, so he was absolutely right to put it in your Toyota. Remember also that (at least around here) you get a bill with an itemized listing of parts and prices. If you want the best, trust me when I say that it'll show up on the bill. What it probably won't do is line your mechanic's pockets.

      It's like this. A Lian Li is a fine case. Much better than the POS I'm using for my teacher's niece's computer. But she won't be opening the case or showing it off, so it's very likely that she also wouldn't appreciate my spending a third of the cost of the machine on a fancy case.

      As to your doctor, many drugs have uses they haven't actually been tested for, and so the drug company doesn't officially mention them, but most doctors know about them. A bad example would be Prozac for kids: It seems to work, and we don't see immediately why it'd be a problem, but I for one don't think it's safe. A good example would be the use of birth control to supress the menstrual cycle, which was recently approved, buthad often been done prior to that. Your doctor may know more than you do. It's hard to believe, but he did spend years and years studying. Rather than telling him his dosage is wrong, just ask him about it.

      I'm like you. I'm curious, and I don't like the way medical folk don't tell you what's going on, but I've found that with an application of curiousity and a demonstration that I can keep an even keel, they'll tell me. What they're worried about mostly is that when I find out they're giving an electric shock(!~!!!!1) or prescribing a drug that hasn't been tested exactly like this, I'll freak out and call security or whatever. Most likely, your doctor saw a lawsuit in the making when you start acting like you've trapped him, so he stonewalled.

      Next time, try just asking. 'Doctor, I read that the usual dosage for this is higher, so I was curious. Can you tell me a little about it?'

    41. Re:See a doctor by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      That was a Beverly Hillbillies episode as well.

      When I get manageable flulike symptoms my first activity is to get some rest and fluids. IF it gets worse, I see a doctor. Often, it's still just the flu (or one time Mono), and I rest some more, more fluids and treat the symptoms with the OTC stuff that he usually recommends.

      In those cases it's not the flu, then it's usually a sinus infection. At that point it's not antibiotics, its something stronger than OTC, because a sinus infection (at least mine) just keep getting worse unless I get prescription strength.

      After those, well then I may need antibiotics. Doesn't happen too often.

      --
      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
    42. Re:See a doctor by zabieru · · Score: 1

      Sure, but if you come off like a stable and curious person you'll get a MUCH better response. Likewise, imagine yourself as a security type talking to a customer. If they come off stable and curious, won't you want to help them more than if they're looking like they might go of screaming "OMG HACKERS ARE GOING TO STEAL MY CREDIT CARD!!!!"

      I had an experience with vitality testing at the dentist's like this. I wanted to know how the apparatus worked, and they were stonewalling until I made it clear that I trusted them (that far, at least. It was a noninvasive test and was pretty obviously safe, I just wanted a straight answer), at which point they told me that it used an electric current, but a lot of people were scared of that so they don't like to say it.

    43. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know that I can say I agree.

      Having many people close to me in the medical industry makes me realize that it's an industry. Just like all other industries, it's powered by a few that really know their shit, and a bunch of idiots with a lot of school.

      All medical services are there for money. They want to rush you in and out, take your cash, and see the next person.

      This sometimes means that unless something is OBVIOUSLY wrong, your doctor may not take you seriously until it becomes so serious that attention IS required (and more money, of course).

      I can think of several severe cases, but my favorite is a friend of mine who "Didn't need to worry" about the huge swelling in his neck, only to have a med student tell him, "Hey, man, that might be Lymphoma. You should go have that looked at again..." Of course the doctors told him it wasn't Lymphoma up until the point that the swelling had become life threatening.

      He's been treated, released, then readmitted for relapse, and has generally been an uhappy fellow since the start of this whole thing. I wonder hwo much easier things would have been on him if a doctory had dianosed him accurately in the begining?

      (Oh, yes, I hear stories like this all the time, but this is one of the most severe ones that involves people I know personally...)

      I might say going to a doctor is better than praying, downloading a cure in PDF form, or making a wish upon a star. Though, sometimes I wonder how much better, if at all, it actually is.

      You might get lucky and be healthy, or you mighht be REALLY unlucky, be dying of cancer, and the doctor thinks you've got a pulled muscle in your neck.

    44. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, not everything is a conspiracy, people are just human.

      Uhhhhhh, you just proved his point. People are just human. And 99.99% of people only care about 1 thing, maximizing profits. So you just shot down your own argument. And the mods found you INSIGHTFUL?? Wish I had some crack to smoke so that your drivel looked insightful.

    45. Re:See a doctor by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      >>>You have a real, serious, caffine addiction. We joke about it, but it's not healthy, and not fun. I know someone that chugs down Coke like mad, all day long, along with strong coffee -- high, steady doses do bad things to people.

      What's strange is I can consume up to 3 pots of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to it. I dont drink sugar-waters (cokes and their ilk) or other caffinated liquids. I've went without coffee for up to a month and feel NO ill effects any time during that. To me, it's just a blackish-looking bitter tasting hot liquid.

      I have a feeling that my body chemistry is not your normal either. I'm pretty much immune to wasp and bee stings, but mosquitos put 1 inch welts on me.

      Oh well, I guess each to their own ;-) Good luck on that caffine addiction.

      --
    46. Re:See a doctor by plankers · · Score: 1

      The reason that an NMR is called 'MRI' in medicine is the same reason that your dentist has for guarding that information: most people are excitable sheep that cannot handle the word 'nuclear' in a name, and will never understand the science of the thing. To help people with this technology you need to hide what it does from them.

      I do the same thing as you: I ask all kinds of questions about the things that get stuck into me, get attached to me, or even the things around me when I tour a place. Why not?

    47. Re:See a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey,
      havent you heard that doctors are the third leading cause of death in the US. I mean come on
      dont you know what interns go through to become one. How would you like to fly ,say from ny to chicago with a pilot who informs you this is his last flight after three days of working on only say 3 hours sleep? Yes Dr's are wonderful, But it cant hurt to do your own research.

    48. Re:See a doctor by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you are trying to prove. There are plenty of independant studies of drug effects online.

      My point is, who are you to question the wisdom of
      your doctor based on the advice of some probably tainted studies. "Independant"? Where do you think they get funding from? Lengthy clinical trials and molecular testing doesnt come cheap, nor is it done in your backyard. But even if you reject the notion of bias in these studies, what you read on the Internet is rarely, if ever, the study itself, but rather an interpretation of it.

      Heres a new point I'd like to inject though: It doesnt take a website to put two and two together. You arent getting better? You've been on the medication for a while? Well if you really think that the meds are going to fix you, tell your doctor its not working. He's not a magician, and its your job to tell him whether the medication is doing its job.

      People rely on experts so much these days they cant even tell themselves if they're ok. They think by going to a doctor or reading online they'll get some deep insight. How about a little deep thought or quiet meditation. Listen to yourself. You'd be surprised how the body heals when the mind is relaxed.

      --
      -- "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." Jean Jacques Rousseau
    49. Re:See a doctor by zabieru · · Score: 1

      This dentist also has a rice cooker next to the chair. Evidently they like to warm towels in it. Puzzled the hell out of me until I asked.

    50. Re:See a doctor by plankers · · Score: 1

      That's funny. Mine doesn't have one of those. My favorite was when I was getting a root canal, and they were debating the type of root canal drill bit thing. "22 or 23?" "Is there a 22.5... no." I asked (well, to the extent I could speak) "Is there a unit attached to those numbers?" and I got the "you don't want to know" look, then "Yeah, millimeters."

      Holy christ, that thing is nearly an inch into my jaw! Cool.

    51. Re:See a doctor by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Conversely, I have found it quite satisfying to learn on the web that certain test results my physician has freaked out over do not necessarily mean anything more than a minor infection of a particular organ.

      Also, and more importantly, I learned on the web that symptoms I (and several quackoid dentists) had associated with tooth problems were better treated by a neurologist, who diagnosed the problem as trigeminal neuralgia at just about the same time I was becoming decidely suicidal (try having a rotating toothache for three months and see how you feel). There is definitely an important place for instant access to health information on the web.

      --
      "Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
    52. Re:See a doctor by isopossu · · Score: 1
      I have some tendencies to occasional depression (yeah, went to a doctor and have the papers) as well as to hypochondria.

      It's interesting, that my hypochondria appears usually when I find myself depressed and decide to rise myself out of it by will. Almost every time I come up with some kind of serious disease and quite obvious symptoms.

      Even when I know it's only in my mind, I usually have to visit the doctor to have a peace of mind. These symptoms feel very real.

      I think hypochondria is for me a some kind of rationalization of depression. I know I'm depressive, try to get out of it and then my messed up brains give me a "real" disease to worry about.

    53. Re:See a doctor by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Next time, try just asking. 'Doctor, I read that the usual dosage for this is higher, so I was curious. Can you tell me a little about it?'

      That's actually what I did, mentioned it in the parent. My problem was with his response basically telling me not to read about this stuff online. There was no further explanation, thus I found a new doctor.

    54. Re:See a doctor by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > You have a real, serious, caffine addiction

      Yes, I am aware of that. I still haven't decided if it's worse than my nicotine addiction. It probably is, because I have been known to go for three or four days at a time without a cigarette, and I just get antsy (really antsy, mind you). Without caffeine, I am quite simply, totally disfunctional. So disfunctional, in fact, I have a hard time brewing a pot my head hurts so bad.. and then it takes several hours (and a lot of coffee) to get back to normal.

      > Ease yourself off it.

      Easier said than done. At the moment, I am trying to switch off to French Vanilla (fake) cappuccino in the afternoons, which is nice and sweet but contains less caffeine than coffee (it comes out of the Hot Chocolate machine, it's made from a mix).

      This seems to be working all right, but I still must have that last cup of the real stuff before going to bed. At least I have a 1-cup-at-a-time brewer, so I'm not tempted to drink more.

      It's actually bad enough that I've thought about seeing my doctor about it. But she'd probably just laugh at me. Well, that, and I hate doctors.

      --

      Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    55. Re:See a doctor by CKW · · Score: 1


      > My grandfather died needlessly because of this.

      I hear ya - my father died needlessly at age 55.

      The disease he died of has a 95% cure rate when caught at the initial symptom. If you dismiss the initial symptom and wait until the secondary critical symptom appears which forces you to go see a doctor, it goes down to a 90% mortality rate, and they give you 3-6 months to live.

      What's the initial symptom? Blood in your stool.

      What's the secondary symptom 3-6 months latter that forces you to go to a hospital and ends up giving you only a 1 in 10 chance of living more than 6 more months? Total bowel blockage that results in emergency surgery to give you a colostomy.

      All men over the age of 40 should get a colonoscopy regularly. No-one should assume that blood in their stool "will go away".

      My Dad ignored his initial symptoms for 3-6 months. He's been dead 9 years now. Never saw my brother marry and have children. Never saw me get through grad school and get a great job.

    56. Re:See a doctor by zabieru · · Score: 1

      Sure. And that's what I'd do if he wouldn't explain. It just seemed like you might be assuming that the drug company's public information (read: advertising) was right and he was wrong, and there are reasons doctors don't usually explain things. I've found it's best to meet them halfway. The less you can make it seem like you're questioning their judgment, the easier it'll be to get the explanations you need to question their judgment.

    57. Re:See a doctor by jeni+generic · · Score: 1

      I looked up an odd "symptom" that has been ailing me the last two months out of morbid curiosity...apparently I have diabeties or I masterbate too much. I wish I was joking.

      --


      -"Food is disgusting, it's what they make shit from."-
    58. Re:See a doctor by rark · · Score: 1

      Yeah, peace of mind.

      Until ten years later you discover that they symptoms that the doctor said were 'stress' turn out to be a genetic disease that, untreated, leads to malnutrition, diabetes and cancer (and possibly a number of 'lesser' issues -- mental and physical, but those haven't been proven).

      Until they forget to tell you that your biopsy came back positive. And you don't find out for two years, and then only because you decided you needed your records for, well, your records. Fortunately, the 'positive' in that case was a lab error. At least, I think it was, since later (two *years* later) biopsies were negative. However, the original doctors had no way of knowing that it was a mistake. What even better is that at the time they claimed that they had never done the test.

      Until they screw up a lab (different doctors, different states even), declare you to have an untreatable STD and tell you never to have sex again. Esspecially when your second (and then third) opinion docs find that you never had said STD to begin with.

      And that doesn't touch the great psychotropic debacle.

      These aren't 'friend of a friend' stories -- all of these things happened to me, personally.

      And then there's the flip side -- overprescribed medication is a major problem in the U.S. And the second or third leading cause of death in this country are doctors and hospitals-- either because of medical mistakes or because of drug reactions (this doesn't take into account people who purposely OD, but does take into account people who OD because of prescription mistakes).

      These days, I do my own research (it helps that I have a good background -- my mom is a nurse and I read her books for fun when I was a kid) and I treat doctors as equals. I'll listen to them, but at the end of the day, I only trust my own judgement. It is *my* health and *my* life, after all.

      It's 'well known' that during nursing school/med school, for some time period (which varies from person to person) one will feel as if one has every disease one is learning about. I got over this at about eight years of age (yes, I did it too -- used to cry myself to sleep because I was sure I was dying of cancer or radiation poisoning or something). I wonder how many of these people are 'true' hypochondriacs, and how many of these people will get over it in a reasonable amount of time.

    59. Re:See a doctor by rark · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

      But I am personally of the opinion that any professional (doctor or otherwise) that discourages me from educating myself about their field is problematic.

      For example, if one of my customers comes to me and says "I did this research and I think the best server to buy for my purpose is this," I would *never* tell them that they shouldn't do their own research. If they were wrong, I'd tell them that and why I thought that they were wrong, offer better options and explain why they were better. But I'd never tell them that it was a bad idea to go look up information on their own.

      If my doc is on the up and up (and I think most are) then my doing research shouldn't threaten him (or her). If my doc is upset by my research, either they have serious personality issues or aren't on the up and up. Either of these things is a good reason to find another doctor.

      Can you imagine people being told by their accountants that they shouldn't read http://www.irs.gov? Or computer professionals telling users that they should never look things up on microsoft or redhat's websites? What would you think if your car mechanic told you not to look up an allegedly needed repair in a haynes or chilton manual? All of these cases would be suspect, and so should any doctor who has an issue with people doing their own homework.

      Perhaps the dosage was appropriate. Perhaps it was so for good reasons, but the doctor coudln't remember exactly why. The appropriate response in this case is to offer to get back to the patient with more information at a later time, not to tell the patient to stop doing research.

    60. Re:See a doctor by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Doctors vists are a great way to get piece of mind,
      I prefer Number of the Beast and Powerslave.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    61. Re:See a doctor by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The doctor told me that whenever on of the two village hypochondriacs showed up he would give him or her a thorough checkup and then send him home with a few salt tablets.
      I knew a doctor who used to cure people by making them sit in the summer-house. I think it's the Gazebo effect or something like that.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  4. Pharmaceutical Industry? by Hyperbolix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe this is due to the growth in the Pharmaceutical industry in the United States. With advertisements on TV for drugs to cure diseases people haven't even heard of, its logical that consumers will respond. The wealth of information that is available on the internet is mind boggling to most, and I was not surprised to hear about this.

    1. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny
      With advertisements on TV for drugs to cure diseases people haven't even heard of, its logical that consumers will respond.

      Don't forget the extremely vague and universal symptoms listed in the advertisements:

      If you've ever felt depressed, disappointed, been discouraged, or have in any way failed to any extent in any endeavor you have ever attempted, ask your doctor about Lobotomol.

    2. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by KrispyKringle · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are you afraid of bad things happening? Do you worry occasionally? Do you dislike uncomfortable social situations, or occasionally feel out of place? Do you sometimes think you may have said the wrong thing, or wish you were better at something? These are all symptoms of severe depression, an illness that effects nobody except you. It isn't normal to feel this way, and you probably are very ill.

      Depression is caused by neurochemical imbalances that result in you being a social outcast and a freak. But don't worry! Help is here! New Placeboflexin is designed to treat these symptoms, so you can resume your regular life. Ask your doctor if Placeboflexin is right for you.

      In clinical trials, subjects reported headache, dry mouth, and nausea in about the same proportions as those taking placebos. Placeboflexin might not be right for you. Ask your doctor.

    3. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by guardian-ct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or the ones they show before they have FDA approval, which merely have a few interesting images, like flowers in a field, or pets playing in the yard. Then they state the name of the product, and say "ask your doctor about product-of-the-month". That's it, no information about what the drug treats, because they haven't gotten the complete approval yet.

      Ha!

    4. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've ever felt depressed, disappointed, been discouraged, or have in any way failed to any extent in any endeavor you have ever attempted, ask your doctor about Lobotomol.

      I... didn't... get...

      my... last... comment...

      modded... up...

      to... +5....

      I'm a... failure...

      will... Lobotomol (TM)

      help me?

    5. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by MikeXpop · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry to say nothing will help you, Mr. Shatner.

      --
      Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
    6. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's worse then "that Depression is May be caused by neurochemical imbalances that result in you being a social outcast and a freak. But don't worry! Help is here! New Placeboflexin is designed to treat these symptoms, so you can resume your regular life. Ask your doctor if Placeboflexin is right for you. "

    7. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Gherald · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget the extremely vague and universal symptoms listed in the advertisements

      And thats not even my favorite part... It's crazy how most of those ads show 'happy images' for like 60 seconds while listing off the potential side effects.

    8. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by bruthasj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget the extremely vague and universal symptoms listed in the advertisements:

      Please discontinue use if you have or will have the following side effects:

      Blood clots, coronary heart failure, tumors, deepened depression, leukemia, warts, common cold, severe vomiting, minor vomiting, toothaches, headaches, migraines, vision problems, ear ringing, hair loss, genetic mutations, muscle tension, athletes foot, jock itch ...

    9. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Sad+Loser · · Score: 2, Insightful


      This is certainly true, and there are many instances of big pharma promoting drugs for unlicensed usage, or made up diseases

      The problem is not just big pharma per se, but also the way it funds special interest groups (e.g. Multiple sclerosis, osteoporosis) to campaign for wildly expensive drugs of dubious efficacy. This is the malignant end of astroturfing, and many of these supposedly educational sites have a message "this drug works and your doctor better give it to you".
      Unfortunately these sort of 'infomercial'/'advertorial' websites do not come under any advertising control body, especially if they are produced at arms length by a 'charity/ self help group'.

      I know GPs (Family Physicians) in affluent areas who spend a lot of their time fending off the 'worried well' who look up stuff on the internet. It is actually these people, rather than the true cyberchondriac (who are relatively easy to spot) who make our life difficult, as they haven't bothered to learn probability or epidemiology on their trawl through the websites.

      --
      Humorous signatures are over-rated.
    10. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, as in the case of a recent ER episode that I happened upon flipping channels, the doctor prescibed "Obecalp" (Placebo backwards) for a guy who, although perfectly healthy, *insisted* there was something wrong with him. :-)

    11. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe this is due to the growth in the Pharmaceutical industry in the United States.


      Post AC for reasons that will become obvious. I have worked in a Major Medical Center (over 15,000 employees), as an medical professional, for 22 years . Most of my time was in direct patient care. 2 Years ago I transfered to Research Unit. We are sponsored by Drug Companies. The doctors who run the research protcol's get LOT's of money, I mean 6 figures/year money. If we can prove that a run of the mill anti depressant helps alcohol abuse, the Drug Company sell more medicine,and the doctors get more money for research.

      Most of what I see is above board, and the patients actually get great/free care from us they otherwise couldn't get, but the amount of money thrown arround can be very tempting to some I am sure.

    12. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The problem is not just big pharma per se, but also the way it funds special interest groups (e.g. ...osteoporosis) to campaign for wildly expensive drugs of dubious efficacy.

      Drink some milk. It's cheap, tastes good, and works better than a pill!

    13. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not so much that it's about diseases that most people haven't heard of. It's more that they're about diseases which are very similar to common maladies, although more intense. Migraines, acid reflux disease, depression, and social anxiety disorder are all "worse" forms of headaches, heartburn, sadness, and stress.

      I'm not saying that migraine, acid reflux disease, depression, and social anxiety disorder aren't serious diseases, but because of their similarities to far less serious but more common problems, the hypochondriacs will come out in droves.

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    14. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by DarthWiggle · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Lobotomol(tm) is just a sugar pill, you see. Generally only the smart, successful, muscular, confident, god-fearing, non-hairy, smooth-talking, clever people get modded up. I'm afraid, orthogonal, you're beyond all hope.

      UNLESS YOU TRY WITTICOMEBACKINISOL(tm)(r)(c)(patent no. 7,799,842).

      Recommended dosage, 14,000mg. Ask your doctor for details. You loser.

      Heh, extreme pharmaceutical ads. Sorry you were the victim, orth... I'm sure you're very kind and funny.

    15. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by wobblie · · Score: 1
      Blood clots, coronary heart failure, tumors, deepened depression, leukemia, warts, common cold, severe vomiting, minor vomiting, toothaches, headaches, migraines, vision problems, ear ringing, hair loss, genetic mutations, muscle tension, athletes foot, jock itch ..

      Gee, I feel like me again!

    16. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by Twylite · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that this should not be a joke. If a patient is insisting something is wrong with him then either:

      • There is, and the doctor just isn't doing the right tests (and this happens with ludicrous regularity); or
      • There is, but its psychological and causing the believe that something is physically wrong, and that requires treatment (but doctors don't like referring people to psychologists because "shrinks don't know what they're doing").
      --
      i-name =twylite [http://public.xdi.org/=twylite], see idcommons.net
    17. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      If you've ever felt depressed, disappointed, been discouraged, or have in any way failed to any extent in any endeavor you have ever attempted, ask your doctor about Lobotomol.

      Is that the one that causes you to bleed out your ears, or the one that combines severe constipation with uncontrollable diarrhea?

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  5. mis-diagnosis by noelo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But sometimes doctors are wrong and mis-diagnose problems. If someone believes that they have a problem well then they can research it before looking for a second opinion

    1. Re:mis-diagnosis by fingers1122 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, here's a question for you: Who do you think is better equipped to deal with medical problems? A doctor whose career consists of diagnosing and fixing health-related problems or Average Joe Hypochondriac with an Internet connection?

      For a second opinion, one should consult another doctor--not the Internet! The only use the Internet has in a situation like this is for researching information after one has received a formal diagnosis from a doctor. People without medical degrees should not go Willy Nilly, searching the Internet, trying to diagnose their affliction, and believing that they know about their health than doctors do.

    2. Re:mis-diagnosis by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I tell you what though, this article could be me exactly. This post may sound like a joke but I'm laying out some of my personal life here, so you can all live with that.

      Probably in the last few years I've had anxiety related problems and occasionally look up information on the medication I'm on (I've been on a few types). It's not hard to sometimes get the symptoms from just something you read about.

      I had an ache down my left arm which in the end turned out to be from a pulled muscle that eased up, but I read all about heart attacks and convinced myself I was having one one night. Off to hospital in an ambulance all night to be checked and needled just to make sure. Everything was fine. Now I'm in the habit of rubbing my arm in that spot, and of course that triggers the nerve there which brings about chest pains, little stabbing pains in my back and side of my ribs.

      Of course then reading about heart attacks I came across information on why they're caused, one being blood clots in veins caused by sitting still, so now any ache in my legs I get guilty feelings of having clotting, then I'll get a twitch in my eye or head, and think "OMG IT'S A STROKE". It's freaking weird how carried away my mind can get.

      Looking at it logically, I visited my sister for a week, and forgot all about the problems, and the symptoms were gone. I came back home, no problems at all, then came across an old email from a heart attack forum. Suddenly my symptoms reappear!

      This must make it terrible for doctors, as just by reading about problems I've been tested for blood clots, heart irregularities and heart attacks, blood pressure and beating monitoring 24 hours a day, blood sugar and you name it it just goes on.

      I know most people don't have the tendency to anxiety and worry that I do, and really it's a middle sized problem in my life, but something I can mostly deal with and my doctor too, when there's nothing else on top, but with a large percentage of the population anxiety prone like me, and a large percentage of THOSE online, this has to be making some incredible extra work for doctors, while making them all the more skeptical of the genuine patients who do present with heart problems, etc.

    3. Re:mis-diagnosis by guardian-ct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check with your doctor. Mine specifically encourages me to check things out on the net.

      Of course, he warned against some of the more "out-there" sites that make extravagant claims. "This new patented product will make your ___ get bigger, your mind faster, your personal relationships perfect, and cure any cancer you might have"

      Most people know their own bodily symptoms much better than a doctor who only sees it once a month or even less. Doctors are not God, despite playing Him on TV. They may be good, but do you know what they call the guy who graduated from medical school in last place? "Doctor"

    4. Re:mis-diagnosis by noelo · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that people should use the internet as a second opinion. I said that they are now able to do some research before seeking a second opinion. Doctors like anybody else make mistakes, their opinions are not, nor will they ever be, final. I have known people who have gone to multiple doctors who have given multiple different opinions over the years.

    5. Re:mis-diagnosis by beeplet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I happen to think that being confined to my body 24/7 does in fact make me more qualified to identify problems than a doctor who askes two questions and takes my temperature. And yes, it is hard to find a doctor who has the time to do anything more than that. No doctor has ever told me something I didn't already know or even suggest originally suggest myself. If the internet makes information available to the "average Joe" I think it can only improve the quality of health care (not to mention the above-average Joe who is not a hypochondriac and doesn't necessarily believe something just because it was posted to the internet). Sure, doctors have many years of training. But that's because they have to cover all possible diseases. I only have to research the ones that might apply to me, so the argument that I don't have 10 years of training doesn't really hold.

    6. Re:mis-diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just because a doctor managed to cram enough knowledge, ten or twenty years ago, to pass their exams, it does not follow that in the ten or so minutes that they spend with you (and charge $100+ for) they can remember perfectly, off the top of their head, everything that is relevant to the symptoms which you have. The amount of medical knowledge out there vastly surpasses the ability of the average human to comprehend fully. Doctors are not rocket scientists. The average doctor tends to have fairly good memories which allowed them to ace their biology undergrad degrees. That doesn't mean they have superhuman recall, however, and so it is simply disingenuous to pretend that the answers they arrive at, off the cuff, in a ten minute interview, without consulting any reference materials, is superior to what an intelligent non-MD researcher can accomplish with detailed research.

      Medicine is about knowledge and information. It's the combination of science, data, information and bedside manner. The science involved is not "rocket science" or "quantum mechanics". It's actually fairly basic biology and chemistry. What makes it hard is the vast number of interactions that exist in a human body. An MD has an overall understanding of how all these interactions fit together. Most average doctors don't have a very deep understanding of the biology--just enough to understand what to prescribe and what to be on the look-out for, in terms of side-effects. Even then, some doctors simply delegate the task of worrying about side-effects to the pharmacist, who basically brings up a chart from a computer database. The science is not anything beyond the understanding of an intelligent geek.

      The breadth and extent of the knowledge, on the other hand, probably surpasses the abilities of many geeks. Doctors require a naturally good memory as well as some serious discipline to learn all the material they have to in their four years of medical school. However, as the volume of knowledge continues to grow exponentially, not even the most studious pre-meds will be able to cram with everything there is to know. The know-it-all confidence is a sham. The tradition glorifies it as the appropriate dignified "bedside manner" of a physician. But any intelligent person knows it is obviously impossible for a person to get the BEST answer simply off the top of their head.

      I know more about biochemistry and how drugs work than the average GP. But they have a broader general knowledge of the human system. And they have the bedside manner. On the other side of the equation, I can spend an hour or two reading research papers on medline, while the doctor charges a few hundred dollars for an interview that they try to rush through as quickly as they can.

    7. Re:mis-diagnosis by refactored · · Score: 1
      So in 10 minutes, with his mind on this afternoon's golf game, ye average health professional troubleshoots (with a 100% success rate) the most complex robotic system on the planet.

      Man! We could really use some programmers like that! Pity none exist.

      Listen to him, speak to him, but always double check the blighters by looking on the 'net. And not just at one site. Always ask yourself whether listening to the Doctor or reading the 'net "Who benefits?" "What is this guy's existential position, what's he trying to prove?"

      Whose life is it anyway? Who has been living with the condition for days maybe years?

      Sure you can get intern's disease in a bad way looking at the 'net, but if you have been reading the 'net you're aware of that possibility and know to cross-check.

    8. Re:mis-diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can also just be a phase.

      I've experienced a period with very similar fears, but it ended suddenly.

      For a year or two, I can't quite remember how long, I had all kinds of fears of death, and fearing heart disease (and actually thinking I was having a heart attack several times) was a significant part of it.

      It ended and hasn't really returned (although I still do have a tendency to fear the worst whenever I have symptoms of uncertain origin). I guess it came as a side-effect of the focus of my life changing around that time (sadly to becoming preoccupied with other problems...).

    9. Re:mis-diagnosis by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 1

      It ended and hasn't really returned (although I still do have a tendency to fear the worst whenever I have symptoms of uncertain origin). I guess it came as a side-effect of the focus of my life changing around that time (sadly to becoming preoccupied with other problems...).

      Yes, I suspect that's likely, and in time I'll just get used to the oddities I do have ( such as slight tachycardia. That's the only verifiable thing I have for certain, and not a worry by itself.). I've had the anxiety problems now for 15 years, and remember in about 2001 thinking the tachycardia was kind of cool because it felt so odd!. Now it feels like death coming for me. It's all in perception. The core, still, is the anxiety. That needs treatment

      I hope your other problems diminish in the same way, and whatever is causing your core problems finds a fix.

    10. Re:mis-diagnosis by chrome · · Score: 1

      They are often wrong.

      My ex-girlfriend had an 'episode' a few years ago where she lost all her balance. The doctors diagnosed here with an ear infection, and gave her some medicine and told her to take it easy.

      She got better from that, but after a while she started getting severe stomach pains. Doctor diagnosed her with a kidney infection and gave her increasingly strong doses of antibiotics which steadily made her very very ill indeed. Eventually, she was on the strongest available and her body was so wracked with pain she had to stop taking them... then she was ok and got better.

      Then, after all this, she started feeling tired and worn-out all the time. We saw doctor after doctor who just told her to "Pull your socks up" and "snap out of it" and "its all in your head, there is nothing wrong with you".

      Eventually, she found a doctor in Wales who would listen to her and the doctor said that she had the symptoms of ME. Note that ME is just a bunch of symptoms, NOT a diagnosis, so the doc kept trying to find out what was causing the ME symptoms.

      A year or so ago, I got an email from her telling me she had a cancer in her pituitary gland. She was undergoing therapy for it, and the doctors were hopeful they could fix the problem, though of course the gland itself is very small and very important to various body processes.

      So, doctors mis-diagnose, and if they don't believe that you are feeling the way you are, then sometimes its a good idea to research more on the net about your problem! My ex only found the good doctors after many months of searching around on websites looking for people in the same situation as her.

      One thing is for sure, if I ever start feeling inexplicably tired and worn-out, I'll be getting a head-scan ;)

    11. Re:mis-diagnosis by Twylite · · Score: 1

      I suppose that depends on how good the doctor is and how good Joe Average is, doesn't it?

      Doctors tend to diagnose based on a tiny amount of information. They don't ask the right questions to determine if other symptoms are (or are not) present. So you regularly see pneumonia misdiagnosed as influenza or bronchitis; lactose intolerance becomes a visit for stomach cramps, another for acne, another for sinus headaches. A good doctor should insist that you come back if your "cold" hasn't cleared from your chest in three days, and should always check your medical history and consider relationships between complaints. But few do.

      The list above isn't sucked from my thumb. It is misdiagnoses that have caused serious later-life problems for close friends of mine; and I have plenty more examples. In only one cause did visiting a second doctor result in a different diagnosis.

      Doctors are just like lawyers. They practice. They tend to get simple things right, but when it really counts they have to go before a judge. So tell me ... how often do lawyers lose?

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    12. Re:mis-diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So tell me ... how often do lawyers lose?

      I assume the answer you're looking for is 50%. But often a defense is about managing the damage. Getting your client off on a technicality, getting a reduced sentence, pleading guilty to a lesser charge, etc. You should be looking at how often prosecutors lose, since they're supposed to always win, because, ideally, if they can't win there's no crime, the accused is innocent, or there's not enough evidence.

  6. Why bother with google? by filtur · · Score: 5, Funny

    I come to Slashdot for my legal and health advice.

    1. Re:Why bother with google? by telekon · · Score: 4, Funny
      I come to Slashdot for my legal and health advice.

      I assume that you're not worried about the pending legal action against you since probably have less than six months to live?

      --

      To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

    2. Re:Why bother with google? by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      I come to Slashdot for my legal and health advice.

      Funny, but almost on point. Remember the thing about doctors, just like firemen, programmers, house painters etc, 50% will be below average. The problem is, a below average house painter can ruin your house, but a below average doctor can kill you.

      What to do ? Choose a doctor carefully. Ask arround, ask friends, family, lawyers, clergy. Find someone and put your trust in them. There are doctors who I trust, and there are doctors that I would not let treat my dog. Any doctor that blows you off when you ask questions, dosen't deserve to be your doctor. Find someone you trust, and stick with them.

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    3. Re:Why bother with google? by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, the general idea with med school, difficult examinations, certifications and what-not is that really dumb people will get weeded out...

      So while 50% of all doctors will still be below the average, I would hope that the "average" for doctors is higher than the average for Joe Schmoe Garbageman when it comes to medical know-how.

      Is the average for doctors as high as we would all like it to be? Probably not. But I do believe that they are as good at their job as house painters are at theirs, despite having a more difficult job (no offense meant to house painters).

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  7. Ignorance is bliss by Ghoser777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess Cypher was right. Although I guess imagine the analogous alternate story:

    "Because of the internet's recent collapse because of massive slashdotting, the whole world was left to wonder how they would ever find out how to get from their house to the nearest blockbuster without Mapquest or how to do a research project without Google."

    Perhaps people who can't handle too much information should stay away from the internet before they freak themselves out. One hundred years ago, someone could have written how a Library had the same effect, bringing all that information in one place to freak people out who are easily freaked out.

    Matt Fahrenbacher

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  8. Hypocondriaphobia by paroneayea · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The title says it all.

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  9. They ought to be checking something else... by vicparedes · · Score: 3, Insightful
    it is becoming very easy for the health-anxious to believe that they have a disease
    I'm beginning to think it's not physical health that North America should be worried about. It's people's heads that need to be examined.
    1. Re:They ought to be checking something else... by goliard · · Score: 1

      I know you mean that in a sort of snarky way, but seriously: I gather there are plenty of senior citizens who keep finding symptoms to report to their doctors, because they're so starved for human companionship and the doctor is one of the few people they see. Yeah, they should get their heads checked -- they could really benefit by an hour a week with a psychotherapist -- but, speaking as someone who tried and failed to get psychotherapy for her grandmother, it's easier to get insurance to cover emergency room visits for the elderly than to get insurance to cover therapy.

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  10. Medical students syndrome by securitas · · Score: 5, Interesting


    You don't have to be a hypochondriac to experience it. It's also known as medical students' syndrome, where perfectly normal and reasonable medical students self-diagnose themselves with diseases and illnesses that they are studying about. It's also been known as psychology students' syndrome for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:Medical students syndrome by 0xfc · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was running healthd on my FreeBSD server. It reported my chip was running warm.

      I felt my forehead and yup, I had a temperature and fever.

    2. Re:Medical students syndrome by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Too true there. When I was in college, I knew a number of psych majors. Every single one of them was - not nuts, but they had - issues. They would read about how the brain and psychological development processes work and apply that to themselves -- "Hey, *this* explains a lot. *That's* what goes on inside my head!" Then they get into the more advanced abnormal psych courses, and they really start to go off the end. All of a sudden they've figured out why they're so screwed up or why they can't keep a normal relationship. See, it's right in this book here.

      Mind you, this doesn't address the issue of whether they went into the field precisely because they wanted to figure out the mess, or if they were messed up before they started. But it seemed to be universal, and it brings up a lot of questions about the stability and effectiveness of a lot of the working shrinks out there.

      I guess the real problem is that if you apply theory to yourself, you have to be really careful to maintain some perspective, and not assume it all applies perfectly to you. And that's not easy, I can tell you.

      --

      What if life is just a side effect of some other process and God has no idea we exist?

    3. Re:Medical students syndrome by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Mind you, this doesn't address the issue of whether they went into the field precisely because they wanted to figure out the mess, or if they were messed up before they started. But it seemed to be universal, and it brings up a lot of questions about the stability and effectiveness of a lot of the working shrinks out there.

      Well duh - most psychologists go into practice to treat their own problems.

      --
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    4. Re:Medical students syndrome by MacBorg · · Score: 1

      this also shows up with psych students... we think we're all nuts

    5. Re:Medical students syndrome by madpierre · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jerome K Jerome describes this problem in the classic Three Men in a Boat . After reading a patent Liver Pill circular, J consults his medical encyclopedia. He finds he has every disease in the book with the exeption of Housemaids Knee.

      His doctors cure is as follows:


      1 lb beefsteak, with
      1 pt bitter beer

      every 6 hours.

      1 ten mile walk every morning.
      1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
      And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand.


      You can get the book free from Project Gutenberg.
      It's well worth it. :)

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    6. Re:Medical students syndrome by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      ...And then I went "eeeaaaaaarrrghhh" and my coronary artery was GONE! It was a really good artery...

  11. Gloom and doom. by blair1q · · Score: 4, Insightful


    It's easier to figure out you don't have a disease online than to be convinced you have one.

  12. Life imitates satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Methinks yes.

    1. Re:Life imitates satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I immediately thought of that story too, thanks for finding the link!

      The Onion is continuously in danger of being out-weirded by the mainstream media. I think they're still struggling to come up with an appropriate answer to the nipple-gate reporting.

      Being an original satirist is hard work these days.

  13. There are also advantages to this online DR. by LinuxBSDNotSCO · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see their point in the negitive side of online medical documentation but we must also see the benifit. Dr. Sam Gidding's papers on colesteral helped me lower mine with out having to spen hundreds of dollars on an RD. I see the negitives but I feel the positives greatly out weigh them.

  14. Like everything else... by soapbox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey, information can be used in many ways. Providing it makes it easier for regular people to really learn, and for paranoiacs to dive deeper into their (mis)perceptions of ill physical health.

    On the other hand, with all we know, it's hard for any doctor to just say "you're fine!" and know that it's a fact. I'm sure many of us have had a problem (and please, let's not list them on /.) that either baffled a doctor or a series of doctors; perhaps some issues remain unresolved. But let's not shoot the messenger. Providing information about making bombs and providing information that drives hypochondriacs deeper into their sickness are the same thing.

    Most information is neutral--blame the users of that information.

    1. Re:Like everything else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right! Why are we so pissed off about Pakistan teaching, eg, North Korea how to make nuclear weapons? Information wants to be free. We should blame only North Korea when they nuke Seoul, not Pakistan.

    2. Re:Like everything else... by beebware · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sure many of us have had a problem (and please, let's not list them on /.) that either baffled a doctor or a series of doctors; perhaps some issues remain unresolved

      I know a member of my family was gettin gill and our doctor didn't know what the cause was. Then we looked up the symptoms on the internet and went back to the Doctor and said "Is it possible it could be condition X?" (where condition X is reasonably rare: around 2,000 people have it in the UK IIRC: hence it's very unlikely a doctor would have actually seen a case). The Doc said "Maybe - let me check", referred the family member to a specialist and the diagnostics was confirmed.
    3. Re:Like everything else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most doctors play by the statistics, and they try to avoid doing unnecessary tests by diagnosing the most common problem associated with the symptoms.

      Sadly, whil it gives a reasonable hit-rate, this can prove to be fatal to those patients who have a less common problem with similar symptoms.

      I know of people who have died because the first doctor they went to misdiagnosed their condition, personally know some who have been lucky despite being misdiagnosed when they were dangerously close to dying. And just about everyone I know, including myself, has experienced misdiagnoses of a non-fatal kind.

      Now that I think of it, it seems that my every visit to doctors for something even somewhat unusual has been misdiagnosed initially.

    4. Re:Like everything else... by DissidentHere · · Score: 1
      You bring up a good point. There is a lot of information and your GP probably doesn't know it all. Quick examples - my mother is lactose intolerant, and the doctors couldn't figure it out. She was surfing the web (early web) and found an exact match. Same thing happened with my grandmother's fibromyalgia, only it was my dad surfing the web.
      If you suffer from hypochondria or anxiety, _that_ is what you should see your doctor for. And if medical web sites make you nervous or convinced 'I have this' - then stop going to medical websites & tell your GP/shrink whoever what you are experiencing, maybe have a friend research a new medication.
      The information is there for those who seek it, if it bothers you, don't seek it - just like pr0n.
      <rant>

      Online pharmacies are bad, they are SCAMS and help no one
      </rant>
      --
      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
  15. So true.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    An office mate in his late 20's was always reading online about various things.. About a year ago he started having bad coughs. Looked it up online and said he had "Adult Onset Asthma." After a few weeks that self-diagnosis changed to "Walking Pneumonia." The last self-diagnosis was "Congestive Heart Failure" and he may need a heart transplant.

    I kid you not.

    So he finally
    Bottom line, all this sickness happened after a bad job review. Now he's on disability milking the system. That pisses me off as it means that my HMO got suckered and we all have to pay.

  16. Stumping doctors too by mr100percent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This sort of thing is stumping doctors.

    A patient walks in and immediately tells the doctor he thinks he has Berringer-Klopp syndrome. The doctor then excuses himself for a moment and has to dig up one of those rare diseases books. A few minutes later, he tells the man that he probably just has a case of warts.

    That's the problem with Medical school students as well; people will immediately think of the rarest diseases. It's probably just a cold or a early flu, but people suspect that they have a case of Tularemia. It's the equivalent of hearing hoofbeats and thinking that its Zebras.

    1. Re:Stumping doctors too by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. That's the problem with Medical school students as well; people will immediately think of the rarest diseases. It's probably just a cold or a early flu, but people suspect that they have a case of Tularemia. It's the equivalent of hearing hoofbeats and thinking that its Zebras.

      Zebras? AHAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. Re:Stumping doctors too by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Dr. Hibbert: "You have the Homer Simpson syndrome."
      Homer Simpson: "Why me!?"

      --

      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    3. Re:Stumping doctors too by zx75 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, what you're saying is that people living on the african plains are out of luck?

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      This is not a sig.
    4. Re:Stumping doctors too by skywire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This may be a problem with some web-assisted self-diagnosers and medical students. Unfortunately, the typical physician has exactly the opposite problem! If you are unfortunate enough to actually have a rare condition, you will commonly be misdiagnosed for years, sometimes to your great harm, even if your symptoms are a perfect fit for said condition. The smart patient will do research and bring it to his doctor's attention. And if he is not a pompous ass, he will pay attention to it.

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  17. this has nothing to do with internet/www by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 3, Informative

    a very well known and common symptom. before internet those affected just looked through the medical references ...

  18. Iatrogenic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look up the word.A major cause of death and disease.
    Also check out the ranking of "medical misadventure" in morbidity/mortality tables.
    Increase automated diagnostic technologies and remove the doctor as gateway to pharaceuticals and we can take control over our own health.

    1. Re:Iatrogenic? by smchris · · Score: 2, Funny

      No kidding. I worked graveyard shift, so to speak, at a hospital for a few years in my 20s. One night I'm the only person in the lunch room. A guy in a gown comes in with stitches in his skull. Goes up to the change machine and _repeatedly_ tries putting a dollar in long-side when it was one those that sucks it in narrow-side.

      Made me wonder what he was like _before_ the operation.

  19. Ask Slashdot by maliabu · · Score: 1

    is it why we get so many questions in "Ask Slashdot"?

    people keep asking for medical advice, legal advice, family advice etc, and people keep replying IANAL, IANAD, IANAC etc...

  20. So I'm OK? by PhotoBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this means my self diagnosis of having housemaid's knee is incorrect then?

    1. Re:So I'm OK? by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      No, it was right on the money. But I gotta ask ya, is getting the promotion that important that you have to give up your health?

      I just hope the medical plan covers this.

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      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

    2. Re:So I'm OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So this means my self diagnosis of having housemaid's knee is incorrect then?

      Yes. It's more likely cocksucker's knee.

  21. Keep away from doctors and hospitals by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll bet hypochondriacs do get ill more often than normal. When anyone gets sick, catches a disease or even thinks they have, they go and see their doctor or go to their hospital. That makes doctors waiting rooms and hospitals ideal exchange points for many many communicable diseases.

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    1. Re:Keep away from doctors and hospitals by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I'll bet hypochondriacs do get ill more often than normal. When anyone gets sick, catches a disease or even thinks they have, they go and see their doctor or go to their hospital. That makes doctors waiting rooms and hospitals ideal exchange points for many many communicable diseases.

      Yes, but since the waiting rooms are full of other hypochondriacs, they shouldn't be able to catch anything.

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    2. Re:Keep away from doctors and hospitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes doctors waiting rooms and hospitals ideal exchange points for many many communicable diseases.

      That's why I take my health advice from slashdot...

  22. Insurance plays a role in this by gregwbrooks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When people aren't responsible for the true cost of their health care, there's little incentive not to investigate every ache and pain, real or imagined.

    I'm not saying insurance is a bad thing, but insurance that says "yes, you can have open heart surgery for $5" is going to affect patient behavior, no way around it.

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    1. Re:Insurance plays a role in this by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is an incentive not to investigate every little thing.

      It's called "painful medical tests".

    2. Re:Insurance plays a role in this by cranos · · Score: 1

      When people aren't responsible for the true cost of their health care, there's little incentive not to investigate every ache and pain, real or imagined.

      And yet when they are, they tend to die in a back alley because they can't afford two hundred grand for a transplant or a thousand dollars a month for vital medication.

      Mind you with the American medical system this seems to happen anyway. Way to go guys

  23. Personally? by Stradenko · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suffer from diabetes, hypochondria, narcisicm and schitzophrenia. I used to have breast cancer, ,but it got better.

    1. Re:Personally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I suffer from diabetes, hypochondria, narcisicm and schitzophrenia.

      Does that mean you have two assholes?

    2. Re:Personally? by red_kola · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Irrelivent, Wibble

  24. File suit! by Garridan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously, these health websites are doing nothing but aggravate hypochondriacs by adding stress to their lives. They should rally together, and file a class action lawsuit! It's the American Way!

    1. Re:File suit! by Garridan · · Score: 1

      That got modded 'insightful'? Cripes. The only thing scarier than people who can't recognize a joke if they're slapped with one stapled to a wet carp, is people who take my jokes seriously. Man.

  25. Information only. by Tom-the-Great · · Score: 0

    I think people should be able to seek medical information from the web easiler, however I don't think people should be just relying on the information from the Internet. It's much easier for a web developer to make a mistake then a real doctor.

  26. The hypochondria pill... by thecountryofmike · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sooner or later, the marketing guru's at Pfizer will figure out they can sell sugar pills to cure hypochondria.

    Wait, that's a GREAT idea! I need to become a marketing guru for Pfizer...

    oops, time for my soma...

    1. Re:The hypochondria pill... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      They aren't "sugar pills", they're "Curaria"! You'll never make it in Pfizer marketing... ;-)

  27. Doctors by AvengerXP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Many continue poring through the easily available medical information even after their doctors have given them a clean bill of health."

    And they should, because doctors can't differenciate a Headache from Meningitis if they caught it contagiously and then they died from it. Seriously, a 2 minute talk with a doctor and i can get out of there with about any brand of pills i actually researched a little. For example.

    "Hey doc, i'm having panic attacks, do you think i should get Rivotril? My friend's friend used to have those, and she said it works well."

    "Sure, here have these, take X per X hours/days"

    "Thanks doc"

    2 minutes. Only 2. It's come more to social charisma contests than actual diagnostics. Not to mention about doctors who dont even try anymore. You have panic disorder? Try some Morphine.

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  28. Help! by wittyesotericmoniker · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's this web site that says I have a condition known as Bad Karma but my doctor says it's nothing to worry about. Who should I believe?

  29. the fearful always suffer by theCat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is no way to help the fearful. Unabated fear of disease or malformation is sort of a narcisistic thing; makes them feel special and the constant complaining is how they gather more attention to themselves than they would normally justify.

    I know, the hypochondriacs in the readership will say they have a special mental condition and need lifelong treatment, and there really is no cure. Well that just proves my point, doesn't it?

    As for the impact of Google on all this; I recently suffered some kind of respiratory impact, and after two weeks of coughing woke up in the night feeling I could not breath. A call to the hospital assured me that I was in grave danger and I should call emergency aid. After thinking on this and listening to my body a while I decided to tough it out, and finally slept the rest of the night. Later the next day I had an exam and x-rays, which x-rays came back abnormal (metastatic cancer indication) which I didn't buy at all because I didn't fit the profile for metastatic cancer. I Googled some things and based on sound evidence decided I had a rare respiratory fungus. More x-rays and some consultations and the doctor said that OK I didn't have cancer, and he didn't know what I had, and it might be a rare respiratory fungus (!) and he would need to cut my chest open to see, which would land me in the hospital for 3 days (at a time when I am needing to find a job). I declined, of course.

    Still have a cough of sorts, but getting better. I think the clue to health is to insist on being healthy despite the continued pressure to be otherwise. In this regard Google (and a clear head, and some experience working in a hospital X-ray lab) gave me the resources to stay on my feet at a time when I really needed to.

    Like every other kind of tool, using the Internet takes skill and sometimes courage. And no I still don't have a job, so every day still counts.

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    1. Re:the fearful always suffer by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but the people that don't survive the breathing difficulty don't post on Slashdot, so there's a big sampling bias. :)

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    2. Re:the fearful always suffer by Earlybird · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There is no way to help the fearful. Unabated fear of disease or malformation is sort of a narcisistic thing; makes them feel special and the constant complaining is how they gather more attention to themselves than they would normally justify.

      That may be true about some people, but certainly not about all cases.

      As a sometime hypochondriac, the last thing I want to do is confide in anyone about my fear; I don't derive any pleasure, destructive or otherwise, from fearing that there's something wrong with me or from complaining and extracting sympathy from friends or strangers. I just want the damn fear to go away so I can go on with my life.

      Certainly there's something abnormal about my mind since I so easily latch on to and get compulsive about imaginary diseases. Most of all, I think, it is the fear of being ill, of being permanent debilitated, and the social stigmatization and damaged pride that follows.

      The only cure is diagnosis; rational, scientific information that will either dispel my fears or confirm them. To this end, searching for medical information on the net is, I have found, harmful to my psyche, precisely as pointed out by the linked article: the information is all too often vague, generic, contextless.

    3. Re:the fearful always suffer by theCat · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insights. I agree, not everyone is after attention. No doubt at all there can be a compulsive aspect to hypochondria, in which case professional counsel might indeed serve the sufferer.

      I suppose there is "clinical hypochondria" of the kind you seem to describe, related probably to compulsive behavior, and another kind of "social hypochondria" that is more about loneliness and societal neglect of fragile individuals. Can't say which is the more common, thought I feel as if I've witnessed more of the social kind than the clinical kind over the years.

      Clearly, Internet resources (and the problems they pose) will do more actual harm to the former population than the latter, since the latter will "get over it" once they get the attention they crave. Likewise I suppose the latter probably will not even turn to the Internet for information since they don't have any real investment in their condition, other than to groan frequently about some imagined infirmity based as often as not on sensational reporting in media of the most recent plague.

      But generalizations of all kinds are risky, as you point out.

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  30. Yup, I'm one of those... by Vincman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interesting that it comes up now, because after reading about Asperger Syndrome in this Slashdot-article a few days ago, I actually went to an AS-support group and asked whether I had it. Embarrassing, I know. Luckily the people on the forum turned out to be quite friendly and as it turns out my symptoms are more related to a mild case of social phobia.
    If something is wrong with a person, the internet can serve as a useful tool during the initial information-finding phase. The unguided nature of the internet does carry the risk of misidentifying or imagining diseases or conditions. It should therefore never be used as a substitute for professional help!

    1. Re:Yup, I'm one of those... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG ... why did you include that link ... I just diagnosed myself with social phobia

  31. Yet another reason... by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 4, Funny

    that people should get licenses to surf the web.

  32. Newsflash! by Dragoon412 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Late, breaking news:

    OCD sufferers report rise in symptoms due to abundance of light switches and sinks with soap nearby!

    In unrelated news, schizophrenic patient spends 4 hours yelling at convenience store security camera about CIA stealing his brain waves! ...really guys, this is less article-worthy and more "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" worthy. I've heard more insightful commentary from an empty bottle of Guinness.

    1. Re:Newsflash! by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      I think my sig says it all....

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      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
    2. Re:Newsflash! by eupheric · · Score: 1
      I've heard more insightful commentary from an empty bottle of Guinness.
      Sounds like you have schizophrenia!
  33. Amen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Ah yes, the doctor isn't making a profit if he's not pushing sheepish patients out the door as quickly as possible, with no questions."

    Years ago, my son was having a bad reaction to poison ivy. He was about 6 at the time. My wife took him to the doctor, and the doctor was puzzled about how bad the reaction was. He has very very white, delicate skin, and I knew he was just susceptable to stuff like that.

    But the Doctor, oh no, he sent him to a skin doctor, who didn't want to deal with it, so he perscribed a drug I'd never heard of. My wife called and I told her I'd look it up on the internet.

    Turns out, this stuff was so potent, that once you start taking it, it shuts down the body's ability to use and regulate certain key portions of his immuno system. You can't just stop taking it either, or it could cause serious reactions.

    Holy shit! For a 6 year old! And no warning.

    I told my wife to pour it down the drain. My son's poison ivy cleared up in 5 days. But that poison he was pushing. Cripes.

    What a moron. It verged on malpractice. But what could you do? Doctors stick up for each other, and I would end up looking like the idiot over a stupid doctor perscribing stupid medicines.

    Don't trust doctors blindly. Do programmer's make mistakes? Lots. I feel confident doctors have about the same mistake rate.

    1. Re:Amen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps an antihistamine or a corticosteroid? Do you have any idea what an allergy is? Immune response times n -- the resin from poison ivy causes an allergic reaction (it is not "toxic" to the body, just causes this reaction -- remember that certain people are immune to poison ivy). Calming the immune system down with antihistamines or corticosteroids, depending on the severity of pruritic dermatitis is quite advisable depending on the situation. If your child had taken the course prescribed by the physician, he would have been all right. You are the classic case of the cyberchondriac -- 8 years of schooling, plus n years of residency and another n years of practice experience differentiate you from the MD.

    2. Re:Amen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "8 years of schooling, plus n years of residency and another n years of practice experience differentiate you from the MD."

      That doesn't make him smart or wise.

      Look at how doctors try to give school-aged kids medicine for hyperactivity with no clinical trials to see how it affects kids.

      That's criminal, but gotta make the payments on the 911. Give the parent the perscription, keep the teacher happy, the school happy, the parent happy, and the drug company happy.

      Don't question. Oh no.

      The guy was a quack. He ought to have a duck cap on.

  34. I'm one by apoplectic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'm slowly slipping into this category. I get a pain (actually, I've got a few right now) and I feel the need to do something diagnostic about it...right then. So, I research what ills me via Google or WebMD. To me, this is no different than researching that funny noise my hard drive is making or the source of a system error of some sort. Have a problem? Research it online.

    And the truth is, after reading this stuff over and over and applying amateur diagnostic methods I can come up with the most hideous of diseases. Sad thing is, I can't simply run some system util to fix things. So, I slowly become more and more worried. Obsessive even.

    It seems quite logical to research this stuff. But I can't suppress the urge to keep reading. And I have difficulties suppressing the worries this process induces.

  35. Another trend... by MoreDruid · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Last year I went on a holiday and I scraped my knee on a rock with some algae on it. About a month later I had a rash on that same spot. I looked it up on the Internet, and I found that there were more general sites that had "information" about my rash than there were real medical sites. According to the popular sites I had all kinds of weird diseases. A short checkup on a real site (I thought a .edu carried a bit more weight than health.com) revealed that this was common among divers, and very easy to cure (rubbing the sore spot with baby-lotion).

    I think there's a wrong trend that sites that should not give this kind of information are the ones that are listed on top in a Google search. As usual on the internet, apply common sense first... but a lot of people read it, and if it's on a popular site... well, it must be true then of course. I did check with my uncle later on (he's a doctor) and he confirmed my research, diagnosis & cure. He also confirmed that the trend I noticed is a pain in the butt for most doctors, because a lot of people tend to think they have something dramatic (bragging rights on a tea party perhaps?) while they don't. He says consult times have a longer duration now because not only does he have to diagnose & write out a prescription if needed, but he also has to tell the patient his or her issue is not that grave.

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    The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
    1. Re:Another trend... by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Lucky you have an uncle who's a doctor. Most rashes will go away on their own, anyway. There're only a few (Lyme Disease) that cause possible long-term health problems if ignored.

      Telling a patient his or her issue is not that grave is, and has pretty much always been, part of a good doctor's job.

  36. Maybe there should be a page called "Healthy" by nounderscores · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It just contains pictures and information about what your body would look like and act like if it was normal. This means it has gross pictures of things that people would get alarmed at if they didn't know it was normal.

    Today's editorial: "That's not a wart."

  37. On the other hand by alehmann · · Score: 1

    It's reassuring to have a hypothesis of what's wrong with you. When I make guesses based on medical information available on the internet, I'm often right. Having a hypothesis makes it easier for a doctor to diagnose the problem.

  38. Relying on that for med advice is bad anyway by dacarr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I among other people on rec.pets.cats.health+behav constantly tell people coming to us for advice to take their cat to the vet if the cat isn't peeing for a few days. I'd think that first person advice for ANY medicine is common sense.

    Besides, you can't make a diagnosis without seeing the problem for the most part, unless it's painfully obvious (Nail in the hand? Well, obviously you have a nail in your hand!).

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    This sig no verb.
    1. Re:Relying on that for med advice is bad anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Nail in the hand? Well, obviously you have a nail in your hand!).

      OMG!!!! -- I have one at the end of each finger -- am I doomed????

  39. please help me by segment · · Score: 2, Funny
    The wealth of information that is available on the internet is mind boggling to most, and I was not surprised to hear about this

    I just found out I suffer from slashdoticus postlotticus a rare disorder include me in your mailings for future medications. If and only if you're paying .10 for pill and charging me $10.00 thank you.

  40. Worse - Misdiagnosis from alternative therapists by Timbotronic · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In Australia last week, a naturopath was convicted for manslaughter after telling a couple who's baby had a heart defect that he was cured. They cancelled an operation that could have saved the kid and he died. More here

    IMO, misinformation is much worse than information overload. I know a few people who go to alternative therapists pretty much exclusively and get told an amazing load of bullshit. Sure, doctors don't have all the answers and their judgement is often skewed by the pharmaceutical industry peddling new expensive drugs. But I'll take their advice over the alternative snake oil salesmen any day.

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    One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there

  41. What they can do ... by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    ... is hire a greedy lawyer and sue the Internet on behalf of all hipohondriacs for damages.

    It will bring the justice and punish the evil corporate offenders.

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    Tigers respect lions, elephants and hippos. Maggots respect no one. (C) S. Dovlatov
  42. 17th Century advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earl James (Earl of Derby) in a letter to his son in 1643 wrote:
    And such must be dealt with as the hypocondriacs -- a melancholy disease which some have had, thinking their nose or their arms longer than they were. To cure which, you must seem and say you have the same disease, and tell them how you yourself was cured; to which they giving credit will instantly recover

    - he was however talking politics about a restless population, but he did lose his head in 1651.

  43. Life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is a lethal, sexually transferred disease.

  44. Hypochondria is for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hypochondria (sic?) is a real and significant mental illness. We make light of it, but serious hypochondriacs ( I know one ) end up making themselves really ill. The fact that they use the internet to access this info to morbidly dwell on is no fault of the internet, and to assume that an increased availability of info leads to a rise in cases is plainly flawed.
    The root of it is attention seeking I think. If it wasn't an unshakable beleif that the sores appearing on their hands while digging the garden are biological weapon agents dropped by government black helicopters, and not say, blisters from digging too hard, well it would be something else wouldn't it, noisy neighbors dogs or somethin. Its all treatable with a bit of caring counseling and a large bat.

  45. Thank you, Mr. Hume by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since, according to modern European philosophy, we can't be sure of anything, and we should set aside reason in order to make room for faith, we're now reaping the benefits of implementing it. Who can know that you DONT have 'fybromyalgia' or 'chronic fatigue syndrome' or 'multiple chemical sensitivity' ? What if you FEEL that you have it, who is your doctor to tell you that you don't?

    Suggestion for the cave dwellers watching the shadow-play on the back wall - stay there, we don't need you.

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    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
  46. New parents by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    are the worst.
    When I was a new parent, i'd look stuff up online.
    Then there would be any thing from cold to certian and immediate death.

    Of course getting two different ways to trweat something fom two different peidotritians didn't help either.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  47. I would rather by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    continue to pop penis enhancement pills than face the embarassment of asking my doctor about penis-lenghtening surgery... ;)

    1. Re:I would rather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      continue to pop penis enhancement pills than face the embarassment of asking my doctor about penis-lenghtening surgery... ;)

      Have you considered just changing your name to Diiiiiiiiiiick?

  48. "Hypochrondria" can be a misdiagnosis, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    What concerns me about this article is that doctors' diagnoses are not always accurate or objective. Certain patient populations (ex. minorities, women, the poor) sometimes face preconceived notions (ex. that they are scrounging for unemployment benefits), or they try to take matters into their own hands because they do not have adequate access to the health care system. Emerging diseases, especially those that cause chronic symptoms that are not readily visible to others (ex. FMS, MS, ME, Gulf War illness) are commonly dismissed as psychosomatic until the body of medical research which shows otherwise becomes too large to ignore.

    In my own experience, an orthopedic surgeon--the only one my HMO would agree to cover at the time--dismissed my osteoarthritis as lack of exercise, poor posture, and worrying. He agreed that my hip was malformed, but told me that I would not need to see him for at least another twenty years, and then only as a precaution. I took his advice seriously, gritted my teeth and toughed it out; and if I had pain, I tried to exercise more. Ten years later, I was almost completely unable to walk, and the "new" doctors found that my hip socket was almost completely gone. I needed a total hip replacement with arthroplasty because I didn't have enough bone left to hold the implant. By this time, I couldn't hold down a job, and I had become such a pain-stressed freak that my family and social life was in ruins. I learned my lesson, and never again will I rely on a doctor to be my only or primary source of information.

    1. Re:"Hypochrondria" can be a misdiagnosis, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've experienced this too. I have endometriosis and severe dust mite allergies. It took me until my mid 20s to get these two diagnosed. Before that I went through about a decade of abdominal pain that was dismissed as "all in my head" (it was actually the endometriosis) and "seasonal allergies" that corresponded with when mite allergens peaked.

      Even after it became apparent the issues were not just minor, it took a lot of fighting to get the proper diagnostic tests. In the case of the endo, I had to pressure the CNP at the gyn office to do an ultrasound because she didn't think I had a problem. It was good I did because the ultrasound revealed a peach sized cyst that was causing all the pain. And even with that ultrasound, it still took almost a year to get them to perform surgery to drain the cyst, by which time my abdomen was rather chocolate looking from all the old blood (I saw the surgery pictures, not pretty).

      As for the allergies, when I started breaking out in constant rashes despite taking allergy meds, it took over half a year of fighting with the doctors to get them to perform a simple skin allergy test. When that revealed the massive mite allergy, I did environmental controls (bed encasings, HEPA filters, etc) and the rashes cleared up within a week.

      And now my problem is that I did the responsible thing and transfered all my records about the allergies and endometriosis to my graduate school health center (which we grads have to use as primary care unless we can afford private health insurance, I can't). Now, since my chart is rather thick with transfered records, particularly since my undergrad transfered everything instead of just my immunization records... twice, I have a real hard time getting my legitimate concerns recognized by the doctors. Like a couple years ago, I started getting overall rashy again, which had not happened since putting the environmental controls on mite allergens, and it also happened after I had gone to a park I'd never been to before. So I went in to the health center, but the CNP refused to do anything, even with my history of rash issues. Two days later, my hands and feet were swollen, my legs turned purple every time I stood up and my pulse rate was racing. Went back and got noticed that time, but I can't help but to think if only the CNP had taken me seriously, I would not have advanced to such a nasty systemic reaction.

      And the followup care on the endometriosis has been lacking at the health center too. They write off any abdominal pain as "IBS" and getting even an annual ultrasound out of them is like pulling teeth. Forget about getting followup surgery to see if there's any new lessions that don't show up on ultrasounds (even though this is common for endo) or to clean up the massive clump of scar tissue from popped stitches on the first surgery. They won't even give so much as routine diagnostic tests to make sure it's really IBS and not endometriosis that has invaded the bowels.

      Nope, they see the thick chart and think "she's just exagerating" or "it's all in her head". If only they knew how much that I DON'T go see them about. I'd never be out of that place if I came in every time I got a cold, had an sore knee or shoulder, had bad allergy or asthma days that responded to home treatment, etc. I spend a good deal of my life having some sort of pain or allergy problems. I only go into them when the problem crosses my threshold of things I can handle myself, like if my breathing doesn't improve even after maxxing out my inhaler doses and taking my allergy meds.

      It's actually gotten to the point where I really don't want to go to the health center. I use some Internet medical websites, but mostly to either check for the pharmacist info on prescriptions or to double check my gut instinct that the problem can be handled with home treatment instead of bothering with the health center.

  49. Books have fueled hypochondriacs for years by Von+Helmet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't exactly a new problem. People have books full of diseases and stuff that can convince them they're about to die.

    Loads of people in England have books like these which are ideal for the budding hypochondriac! A lot of them are full of flow charts that let you start out with a symptom and answer questions to find out what disease you've got. You can start out with a slight headache and be dying of diphtheria before you know it!

    So basically, the problem isn't really limited to the internet, but maybe it's easier to surf the net than to crack open a book when you feel ill.

  50. The Nature Of A Hypochondriac by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I think most hypochondriacs try to avoid seeing doctors[.]
    I think you're wrong. I think most hypochondriacs see a lot of doctors all the time. I wouldn't -- perhaps -- go quite as far as saying that visits to the doctors is their raison d'etre (obviously, that would be spotting descriptions of new, exotic, life-threatening or otherwise interesting diseases and imagine having them), but I would say go as far as saying that such a visit would probably make a hypochondriac's day.

    It seems most of them (hypochondriacs, not doctors) are more looking for sympathy than an actual solution to whatever perceived problem they might have.
    I'm not sure I agree with that either. I think most hypochondriacs would prefer a certified medical treatment (a pill, some chemotherapy, whatever) that would convince them that they are cured from whatever illness they imagine themselves suffering from rather than sympathy. I mean, surely part of the problem -- from the hypochondriac's point of view -- is that not only are they sick, really, really sick with some -- probably -- life-threatening disease, but their doctor(s) is/are refusing to acknowledge that 'fact' and no treatment will therefore be received?! Sympathy be damned: what a hypochondriac wants is some surgery and a whole lotta pills!

    Finally, and parenthetically, I don't think the Internet has managed to add very much to the hypochondriacs' lament. Jerome K. Jerome published his Three Men In A Boat some 100 years ago: in it the narrator J. comes across a medical textbook and manages to persuade himself that he suffers from every ailment in the book (quite literarily) save housemaid's knee. Upon seeing his doctor he receives the following prescription:
    1 lb beefsteak, with
    1 pt beer
    every 6 hours.
    1 ten-mile walk every night.
    1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
    And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.

    Which only shows that it was perfectly possible to be struck by hypochondria even without the use of electronics. Now, if only every hypochondriac were to receive such sensible advice.

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    The liver is evil and must be punished.
  51. Some doctors are idiots. by lazypenguingirl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years ago I was diagnosed with a particular autoimmune disease. I was fortunate in that it took a little over a year for me to be diagnosed, which is typical, but some people it even may take 5 years or longer. Doctors are notoriously horrible with diagnosing autoimmune diseases ("Maybe you're just depressed? Want some nice prozac? Maybe that's why you can't walk?"). In the course of that year, the "highly respected" doctors at the "prestigious" university medical center were extremely bumbling and applied their preconceived notions of what they thought I had to my case as opposed to paying attention to my test results and symptoms. I got all copies of my test results and researched heavily online. So when they said, "Test X and Y are high, but I don't think you have condition Z" I could retort, "According to Medical Journal A, high results in X and Y are seen in 96% of cases of condition Z, so WTF are you basing it on otherwise?!?!" I fought tooth and nail armed with what I had online just to get the medications I needed to continue my daily activities. You have to be a proponent of your own health because sadly enough, no one else will. I now have a different doctor who diagnosed me with condition Z, treated me, and loves the fact I care to read up on things online and DISCUSS them intelligently with her. "Why don't we try New Medication B? Study results have been fairly promising." She's not intimidated by the fact she has a patient who asks about new possible choices. So yes, doctors are necessary, but I think so is being an informed consumer and not afraid to ask questions and offer suggestions about your own health maintenance.

  52. Accurate health information.. by iantri · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Hello..

    I'd just like to point out, that, as others have said, finding reliable health information on the Internet can be a bit difficult (everyone and their dog wants to give you advice).

    This might help: It's a site set up by Health Canada with information from Health Canada and reliable sources (e.g. health organizations such as the Canadian Lung Society, university health sites).

    http://www.canadian-health-network.ca/

  53. No Cure for ER by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, as in the case of a recent ER episode that I happened upon flipping channels, the doctor prescibed "Obecalp" (Placebo backwards) for a guy who, although perfectly healthy, *insisted* there was something wrong with him. :-)

    Of course there's something wrong with him -- something seriously wrong, that could haunt him for the rest of his life.

    He's on ER.

    -kgj

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    -kgj
  54. This got me pretty badly... by BW_Nuprin · · Score: 4, Funny
    I had a sore throat for two weeks, and of course, looking up "sore throat" and "two weeks" returns dozens of pages on throat cancer. Also, as it turns out, throat cancer is often mistaken for the common sore throat. That, and my dad's side of the family has a history of cancer (breast cancer in the females). So, immediately I was convinced that I was a dead man.

    When the doctor told me it was Mono, I threw both my hands in the air and said "ALRIGHT!"

    The doctor said that was the first time he's ever seen someone so excited to have Mono.

    1. Re:This got me pretty badly... by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      Having had mono, this might be the funniest post I've ever seen on /.

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  55. Re:I call bullshit. by The+Almighty+Dave · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not only that, they call it practicing medicine for a reason. If it is anything more than a simple ailment, the patient is nothing more than a test subject. There is too much "Let's try this" going on. People have too much faith in science. We just don't know as much as we think we do.

  56. Obecalp & pricing by mbstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last time I got a prescription for Obecalp, the guy at the drugstore said my insurance company denied payment 'cause it wasn't on the formulary for my plan, and I had to pay $100. So I asked for the generic equivalent instead. Always do this.

  57. PubMed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a search engine for peer-reviewed medical papers. The papers you find here are usually quite reliable. It's best to go in forearmed with a little knowledge when seeing your doctor.

    A while back, I had to have minor surgery, and I was able to have a much more intelligent discussion with my doctor about my treatment options since I was up on all the latest research papers.

  58. Information cures the psyche... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...before the sickness is cured.
    I am talking on experience here in a time I was ill with a vague disease. The initial diagnosis by the physician was sketchy at best, and ranged from life-threatening disease to nothing more than a minor illness. Lots of tests followed, which all seem to take a long while when you worry (even though I'm talking 3 months here...). This led me to research the illness thoroughly, including all possibilities.
    What I found did not worry me. I came accustomed to the possible very-negative consequences and the less negative consequences. And it definitely made me fear less instead of more. I could sleep at night knowing that when possibility A came true, there was a chance on cure A-1, etc...
    Apart from that, I could ask the physician much clearer questions (from his own perspective instead of my layman knowledge).
    When it was finally clear that it was a not-so-bad illness, I stopped the perusing of information.

    Ofcourse, hypochondria is largely different, in that it doesn't take an underlying disease as the basis for ones worries. But for people that have a genuine complaint (as confirmed by a physician) and who have no final diagnosis as of yet, I can only recommend it. I do warn here that you will need a bit of a good stomach. The things you will find will not always be pleasant, and could be worrysome indeed. But do not stop once you find something that worries you, instead search on until the thing that worries is lifted by a possible cure.

  59. Alternative medicine kooks by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The worst of it is that you *never* see people that just think that one particular form of alternative medicine might have some value, which would indicate that they're at least being rational. Say, maybe, acupuncture for pain relief. No, if acupuncture is useful, then they're certain that there has to be something in various herbal medicines and magnet healing has to also be useful.

    It's really amazing how fraud is illegal, but alternative medicine gets a special pass -- and medicine is an area where one would think that we *should* have some form of tough regulation.

    1. Re:Alternative medicine kooks by Timbotronic · · Score: 1
      It's really amazing how fraud is illegal, but alternative medicine gets a special pass -- and medicine is an area where one would think that we *should* have some form of tough regulation.

      Agreed. The unrestricted sale of herbal "remedies" is a classic example.

      I think the solution is to ramp up clinical trials for alternative therapies. Not only to find out what works and what doesn't, but also to test harmful interreactions with conventional medicines.

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      One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there

    2. Re:Alternative medicine kooks by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I've got some Deadly Nightshade here that'll cure ANY ailment, including life!!!!

      100% natural, no perservatives, no harmful "chemicals"

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  60. Another source of reliable information by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've found that doing a site search for site:.gov in Google is a good way of filtering out bullshit. The US government may be slow and inefficient, but they hold research that they publish to pretty tough standards. I was interested at one point in the benefits of having lights with similar spectral profiles to sunlight, as my room is windowless. A lot of vendors claim that it's tough to sync yourself to waking at particular times without *sunlight*, rather than just any kind of light. The current take the government has on it is that most of these claims are pretty much overblown.

    The government doesn't have everything out there, but when it does have studies, it usually puts them out there on the Internet, publically available. It's your money that paid for said tough standards and hours of someone shifting away bullshit. I'd suggest taking advantage of some of that.

    1. Re:Another source of reliable information by rark · · Score: 1

      Your money, guided in part by special interests.

      I'm not saying that all government funded/published studies are trash (they aren't) but using just the U.S. government as a source is probably not wise (just as using any one source for information is not wise). And there are a few topics on which the U.S. gets some very different results than other trustworthy institutions.

      OTOH, most vendors are a really lousy source of information.

  61. no time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have time to discuss such silly things. I've come down with AIDS for the third time this week and I have to get some rest again.

    Silly people!

  62. as a hypochondriac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...actuallly, I don't know if I qualify as a hypochondriac... ;)

    I don't see the doctor because I realize that half the time I feel like crap, it has nothing to do with doctor-worthy stuff, yet I worry about it anyway, and blow it up. Sometimes stress from work and school will put me out, and my brain works over time trying to categorize it. Maybe some things are uncatagorizable. Maybe some things aren't worth catagorizing. But I do it all the same, and come up with dubious explanations for this and that -- recurrent chestpains that could be caused by heart defects, or angina, or carrying my backback the wrong way, or who knows what. Why do my testicles ache? Is it because I have testicular cancer, or because when I'm studying, I sit with my legs tightly together, wedging my nuts into a sorry state? I don't know, but I wonder about it. And I've got these strangely shaped moles....

    The reason I don't go to the doctor (I've only been twice in the past 5 years) is because I can't tell if my pain is a legitimate pain, or even if I am in pain at all. Probably I will die of something serious that I didn't go to the doctor for because I thought I was imagining things. But at least that is less embarrasing than having the doctor cradle my balls, thinking I am a head case.

  63. Pharm advertising phenomenon by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, I talked with a friend who is interested in this. It turns out that this is why many ads make no medical claims --- just show pictues of happy people and then mention the medicine's name. It turns out that if you make *any* medical claims in an ad, you also have to mention the side effects. However, if you simply reference the medicine's name, you don't.

    1. Re:Pharm advertising phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite side effect warning:

      "Erections lasting longer than 4 hours are very rare and require immediate medical attention".

      Which makes me tempted to do the hypochondriac thing and find the nearest emergency nurse and say, "I've had an erection for the last 4 hours and I require immediate attention!"

  64. Stop Protecting Idiots From Themselves! by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am tired of laws that try to protect idiots from themselves. We should let idiots be idiots. The problem is when we have to pay for their perpetual medical care when they F themselves up. We should stop doing that. If the doctor detects self-abuse, then kick them out and let them die the in street. Perhaps give them one warning. The second time they F up, boot them! If people want to take 100 viagra pills to impress their 18 year-old girl-friend, then it should be their problem. If their dick explodes, then let them live dickless.

  65. See "herbal remedies" by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    It's probably a fair bet that the majority of positive effects experienced by people using "herbal remedies" fall into this category.

    Not like there's anything wrong with that- the power of talismans on the human psyche is very strong indeed and can't be discounted. It's when these things become more than talismans that they're dangerous.

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  66. On the other hand, it can be good. by MoggyMania · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For people that do have rare disorders left undiagnosed, however, the Internet is an incredible boon.

    I discovered after 21 years of operations with organ difficulties of all kinds that my birth defects had a name, that there was a great support network online, and wonderful new treatments. Nobody had ever told me what it was, because doctors focused on one malfunctioning organ at a time. I only learned because I was bored one night and typed the name of a procedure into a search engine. I learned about a new operation in the discussion groups about two years later, went through 6 layers of doctors to convince my HMO to let me have it -- and now for the first time in my life, I can go away from my house overnight, I don't have to worry about medical mishaps, it's amazing! All because *I* looked up info on what I had, instead of relying on authority figures that (all the way until I reached a surgeon) had never even *heard* of what I needed.

    Similarly, it was a couple of years ago that I was searching for information on my delayed development/maturity and for the first time in my life found out what it was I'd had all along. I was skeptical at first, but I did fit the exact profile and asked others that were diagnosed in the online support community, eventually finding that I was more like them than anybody I'd ever met in real life. I've since been formally diagnosed, as has my partner (who went through the same self-dx process) though we learned in the process that the amount of ignorance in the psychology field when it comes to our neuro-issue is absolutely horrifying. This is after we'd each spent quite a bit of time being grossly misdiagnosed and drugged senseless based on that -- it was due to *our* research that we were finally given a diagnosis that made sense and were able to obtain guidance that improved our lives instead of making things worse.

  67. 1889 Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men in a Boat by hauntfox · · Score: 1

    Is hilarious. The first chapter is about a fellow who gets a medical textbook and comes down with all sorts of maladies. Try it at project Gutenberg or buy your hard copy here. I am a family physician, and that chapter made me laugh so hard I almost injured myself.

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    "Ignorance is not innocence, but sin." --Robert Browning
  68. Look at the bright side... by JonTurner · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if you have a cheap-ass HMO, you're going to have some Bitchin' pile of frequent-flier points from all the flights to India!

    1. Re:Look at the bright side... by Tassach · · Score: 1

      IIRC, travel expenses related to health care (over a certian threshhold) are tax-deductable as a medical expense.

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      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  69. internet can be useful by Thiago+Ize · · Score: 1

    I've used the internet numerous times to correctly diagnose problems and it's never led me astray (although I also knew when I wasn't getting any good data).
    For instance, when I hurt my wrist falling and thought it was broken I checked online and saw that it was most likely a scaphoid fracture which often isn't noticed on the first x-ray...we'll sure enough the first x-ray said it was just muscle damage, but the second one a month later saw the fracture (which was almost healed thanks to my self made cast...).

    As long as you're smart about doing a thorough research and then FOLLOWING UP with a doctor the internet is great.

  70. I'am affected by pengouinophilia by La+Gris · · Score: 1

    Oh dear,

    I'm scared by windows

    I love to play with this little black pengouin

    I'm realy affected by pengouinophilia and window phobia. By the researchs I have done with google I'm pretty sure I am affected by some geekness.

    Is it that critical doctor ? ;)

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    Léa Gris
    1. Re:I'am affected by pengouinophilia by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      That sounds too closely related to pedophilia... you might want to recheck your research.

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      You're nothing; like me.
    2. Re:I'am affected by pengouinophilia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow...you really aren't very funny are you.

  71. Re:your .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That should be "friendly," not "freindly"

  72. Where are the Cryonicists? by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1
    You know, this is a REALLY hot market for cryonics. Find a haven for internet ultra-hypochondriacs who are convinced they have some rare and incurable disease, and sell them a cryonics contract, promising cures in the future... mwahahahahaaaaa... velly intalesting...

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    "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
  73. No. by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What the doctor was trying to do was treat your son's poison ivy by attacking the mechanism by which it is mediated.

    You DID know that poison ivy is a hypersensitivity reaction, didn't you? Your own immune system causes the rash and symptoms. The rash of Poison Ivy is caused by a delayed, type IV hypersensitivity reaction (cell-mediated) to the oil of one of several species in the Toxicodendron genus. There is no way to treat poison ivy, except to temporarily suppress that particular immune response, often with steroids or other drugs. Then again, you could just wait... as you discovered. Poison ivy goes away if you give it enough time... but I can't tell you the number of people I see who demand that I do something about their symptoms right now.

    If your son had a bad enough case that he was sent to a dermatologist, then your doctor may have been right on the money.

    You have every right to do what you did... but don't accuse your doctor of malpractice; you're indicting him on an issue you clearly don't understand. You are exactly the type of person they are referring to in this article.

    Then again, if we didn't have AC's talking smack, this wouldn't be slashdot.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:No. by Hoplite3 · · Score: 1

      You DID know that poison ivy is a hypersensitivity reaction, didn't you?

      No, he didn't know. That's why he was at the doctor. Now, why didn't the doctor tell him this instead of laughing him off? He wanted to know why the doctor did what he did, but the doc decided the man was too dumb to understand. It isn't malpractice, but it is rude. Don't visit a doctor who won't tell you the "why" part. They aren't giving you full service.

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      Use the Firehose to mod down Second Life stories!
    2. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      > There is no way to treat poison ivy, except to temporarily suppress that particular immune response, often with steroids or other drugs.

      I wish there were a form you could check at your doctor's office:

      "I'm a scientist at heart. I'm looking for a doctor who's also a scientist at heart."

      That's it. A one-line form.

      A bad doctor for a scientist, but a good doctor for a fussy parent who wants a "cure" and wants it "now": "I went to med school, you didn't, so stop questioning things you don't understand."

      A good doctor for a scientist, but a bad doctor for the fussy parent who wants the "cure" and ain't leaving without one: "I gave you that low a dose because X, Y, and that I believe X and Y put you at risk of Z. I don't have time to explain X, Y, and Z, but you can look them up if you feel like."

      If there were a simple form that asked the patient what kind of patient he/she was, both of those answers could be given by the same doctor, as appropriate to the psychological needs of his patient.

      My favorite commercial in recent memory was one for some cable TV science show. It featured a guy on an operating table, who pops his head up from behind the blue surgical dressing, looks down at the work area, and curiously asks "Hey, is that my spleen?" -- while a voiceover reads "Foo Channel. For people like this guy."

      (Yeah, I'm one of those Fred-like guys; when I meet a new doctor, I try to self-identify as that type. I'm lucky enough to have a doc who accomodates me. :)

  74. it works both ways by ajagci · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure what the article is implying. Are they saying that it would be better if people were medically ignorant so that they couldn't talk themselves into having horrible diseases?

    Sorry, but I don't buy that. People with anxiety disorders always could go to the library or worry about something else.

    But there is real and useful medical information on the Internet. If you worry about your risk of HIV after a sexual encounter, for example, you can find data quickly that lets you assess your risk rationally on the Internet, and that may well reduce more people's anxiety than increase it; in the past, you might have had to go to the library and go through stacks for many hours to find a simple answer, something most non-hypochondriacs would never have bothered with.

    Furthermore, doctors themselves are so prone to making mistakes that having access to such a wealth of medical information on the Internet can actually save your life. I think doctors are quite unhappy that they are losing the information monopoly they traditionally enjoyed. Patients are now questioning their judgement, pointing out their mistakes, and generally are more informed. Perhaps that is the real reason why the medical community keeps raising this non-issue.

  75. How's this bad? by solios · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dude. I'm the first to tell people to stop whining when they wind up for a bitch about everything that's wrong with them - especially since most of my friends either have medical insurance or make a healthy amount of side money reselling painkillers. :P

    Having awesome amounts of medical information online is good for one VERY LARGE group of people- those of us who do NOT HAVE MEDICAL INSURANCE. I don't GET the luxury of being able to go to a doctor and tell him "hey, check it- my vision occasionally blurs out, sometimes I feel like I have bees in my head, most of the time I can't think straight, candy bars make me go insane, I get hangovers if I drink mountain dew, I get mood swings that vacillate between :| and @_@ every damned day, I know something is horribly wrong with my metabolism, so WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!"

    Plug the symptoms into google, and hey! Look! I'm hypoglycemic! Plug in "hypoglycemic" and "diet". Hey, look! By controlling what and when I eat, THE HEADBEES ARE GONE!

    Google has saved me hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in medical bills for what boils down to common sense- if I don't want to feel like a slug coated in hydrocholiic acid (and bees), I need to eat X types of things, preferably Y times a day.

    I totally heart the fact that Teh Intarweb solved a medical problem I can't afford to tackle otherwise.

    So. Forget the hypocondriacs- they'll find something wrong with themselves regardless of how healthy they check out. It's a psychological disorder. :P Medical data being online is great for people like me who are shafted with annoying disorders and diseases that have no cures (THANK YOU SCIENCE!!!!)- and no medical insurance to treat the crap with.

    (the internet)++

  76. Dumb disease. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of a quote George Carlin said about Anorexia.

    "What kind of disease is this? Rich cunt, doesn't want to eat? Fuck her."

  77. Incorrect by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hypochondriasis exists along a spectrum of psychiatric disorders, known as the Factictious disorders, where patients seek out care for imagined illnesses.

    One of the keys is that they seek out care... with the extreme example being Munchausen's syndrome; patients who seek out the sick role so avidly that they fake illnesses, have unnecessary surgeries done, etc... they often harm themselves just to get medical care, and eagerly submit to any and all tests/interventions, including risky surgery.

    Along that same continuum are the hypochondriacs... they often seek out care for imagined or fear illnesses, but it's different from a Munchausen's patient... hypochondriacs see doctors out of fear/anxiety rather than a desire to assume the sick role.

    Besides their tendency to seek out medical care, they also have in common (all the somatoform disorders) the characteristic of being very resistant and difficult to treat. You can't confront them, you can't reassure them... they are utterly convinced they have a serious disease. Every doctor has a handful of these patients, particularly hypochondriacs (Munchausen's patients are much rarer), and they can be very frustrating to treat, primarily because they virtually never get better.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  78. Not just the Internet by ynotds · · Score: 1

    I have an aging friend who really might benefit from access to medical knowledge. He uses the net a lot, but almost entirely as a social network so he can worry about other people's problems.

    Then, rather than watch TV, he has a radio scanner which he uses to listen in on police channels. So in this mostly peaceful city of over 3 million, it isn't surprising that every few days he hears something in some distant burb which scares him personally, proving that he too "can't handle too much information".

    If more people really understood statistics there would be a lot less room for lies.

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    -- Our systemic servants do not good masters make.
  79. Try the "Diet Supplement" Industry by binkless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The US "Diet Supplement" business is far worse on the internet than drug companies. Almost any search about health matters turns up some of them. Supplement peddlers aren't allowed to make claims about the efficacy of their products to cure specific diseases, so they rely on non-specific but disquieting suggestions about how your health might suffer should you pass up their potions. Long laundry lists of potential benefit are presented, but it all has to be very vague, since they seldom have any research showing definitive results. Anyone who has read that far is now full of anxiety - and might be ready to buy!

    Most supplement makers are small time operators that don't have the resources for big time advertising. The internet is the perfect place for them, and vague anxiety is their perfect sales pitch

  80. Don't forget failure to wash hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by healthcare workers and doctors.That is what spreads bactieral infection in hospitals.
    The antibiotic resistant "superbugs" generally originate in the hospital enviorment as a result of simple failure to maintain proper hygiene by staff.
    Anti-biotic overuse isoften an attempt to treat Iatrogenic infection.

  81. Don't You People Realize by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok -- I just have to point this out. It seems obvious, and I don't see why it hasn't been commented on already.

    Doctors have access to all of these medical databases, too.

    Now, I'm not saying that there are no idiot doctors. I'm sure that there are plenty of idiot doctors. I'm sure that there are plenty a greedy doctors. And greedy insurance plans. But really, if you go onto a health site, and I'm all in favor of everyone fully informing themselves, you're not getting exclusive information that isn't already at the fingertips of everyone in the health community. It's not like doctors memorize all of the common health conditions and screw you if you get something that's not in the top-100 list of human diseases.

    A good doctor will examine you completely, run any indicated tests, and if your symptoms aren't entirely consistent with a common disease, (s)he'll refer you to someone called a specialist. This person, if also unable to diagnose your condition, really ought to refer to a researcher. If this isn't happening, that's a clue that you have a sucky doctor.

  82. What I do notice... by Vincman · · Score: 1

    I've already posted a reply here, but here's another observation regarding mental conditions. There seems to be a name for anything and everything. Whenever someone is feeling down there are like at least 20 different reasons why this could be so, but that does not mean that there is a corresponding cure. Maybe, hey this person recently lost a job or a something else happened, and because of that he/she does not feel comfortable around people. This is called 'social phobia'. 1st thing people ask themselves is: "is there a cure for that?". The most-likely answer will be to do expensive group-therapy, maybe swallow some generic pills. In the end that person will only feel better after she/he will have beaten those feelings.
    But isn't it normal to feel bad, after something bad happens? Isn't the purpose of this feeling that people do something about it, instead of giving up and laying it all in the hand of some 'doctor'? We live in a stressful world, and it's natural to be burned out or whatever, and in that situation the best is to take it easy! Regain strength and start all over again.
    As long as our environment is dynamic, we have to be so as well. There is no perfect balance between our minds and this world, except if we live under simple, static conditions like at home with our parents when we're children, in a hospital when we're ill, or in Tibet maybe, before the Chinese invaded it.
    Sorry about this rant, but this kind of defeatist attitude is what I have noticed recently in some soc_phob-newsgroup I signed on to. These people just don't seem to get that there is no cure that others can give them. It is all within themselves!

  83. Read the parent post by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Informative

    They aren't giving you full service I agree... but read the parent poster's own words.

    he perscribed a drug I'd never heard of. My wife called and I told her I'd look it up on the internet.

    It sounds to me like the poster wasn't even present at the doctor's office, so he doesn't have any idea what was discussed or not discussed. Why do you think doctors document everything? I can't tell you how many patients forget everything I told them five minutes after they leave... printed discharge instructions are a Godsend for us, and they prevent people from coming back on us, claiming "he never told me that!" I've had patients do that many times, and when I get an irate phone call from the administrator/spouse/family/doctor, I read it right back to them straight out of their chart. I don't like doing that, but it's the only way I can protect myself.

    What a moron. It verged on malpractice. But what could you do? Doctors stick up for each other, and I would end up looking like the idiot

    He said it, I didn't. Then again, I don't know what else you call someone like that, who attacks his doctor without even a basic understanding of the disease process or its proper treatment...

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:Read the parent post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He said it, I didn't. Then again, I don't know what else you call someone like that, who attacks his doctor without even a basic understanding of the disease process or its proper treatment..."

      He said it and its absolutely right.

      Doctor's think they're smarter than the general population, but I've found they're...exactly the same. The have the same mistake rate as a car mechanic, but get pissed off when you tell them that.

      Kinda like, well, you.

  84. Hypochondriacs, take note: by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


    You are actually healthier for not going to the doctor! All he'll do is give you a prescription you don't need just to get you to shut up and quit bothering him. Hypochondria is due to your low self-esteem rather than any physical ailment, and if you are tired all the time and every blood test known to man comes back normal, please consider getting off your fat ass and start enjoying life outside the waiting room!

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    Vote in November. You won't regret it.
  85. Right on by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    I was having muscle pains a year ago. The only medication I was on was one i'd been taking successfully for years. The doctor said it couldn't be from that because it wasn't on the symptoms list. After some browsing online I found that there were some inconsistencies between official documents. Some documenting and some not documenting muscle pain as an official symptom. I mentioned this to my doc and he delved further into it and lo and behold I was right. If it weren't for that I would have had a possibly troublesome and expensive time trying to pinpoint the problem. Thank god for the internet.

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  86. But on the other hand.. by TurboStar · · Score: 1

    Twenty five years or pain and suffering... then one day I diagnosed the problem myself on the internet. I'm much better now. Jut wanted to point out that having this information available can so easily be a good thing.

  87. What was it? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    What was the drug? Many drugs are given at doses much lower than they were initially tested and prescribed for. (eg, 12.5 mg hydrochlorothiazide vs. 50 mg) This is because clinical trials cost a lot, and are worthless to the drug company if they don't show an effect, so it's better to test at the highest dose possible without producing too many side effects than to test at the lowest effective dose. After the drug has been on the market for a while, it often becomes clear that a lower dose is just as effective in most people while being better tolerated.

  88. Good docs listen by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1
    So I ran this article by my wife the pediatrician. Quoth the wife:
    I'm perfectly happy having informed patients suggest possibilities. The problem I run into is where patients encounter false or confusing information on the Internet and then try to tell me that I'm wrong because of something they read. The classic case is parents who refuse the MMR [measles/mumps/rubella] vaccine because there is "information" out there which links MMR vaccines and autism -- nevermind that studies in Europe with hundreds of thousands of children have completely disproven any link between the two.

    "So," says I, "what about your grandmother's first doctor, the one your parents had to fire? Where's the boundary between trusting your doc and being well-informed?"
    Quoth again the wife:
    They could tell he was a bad doctor for reasons that had nothing to do with some deep dark secret off of the Internet. He didn't listen. He didn't see her often enough. They could tell that he wasn't offering the standard of care

    Bottom Line: good docs listen.
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    1. Re:Good docs listen by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Bottom Line: good docs listen.

      Hear hear.

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  89. What do I have? by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Painful Sores on genitals
    Tired

    Oh no, I have an STD.

    No wait, just excessive wacking off while looking at the wealth of porno on the Internet.

    Yep. Serious problem.

  90. Dangerous advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think people should just use their common sense. I've looked on the internet alot for medical information. Some of it is rubbish - and obviously so. Alot of it is valid.

    I have been sick for a long time. I have had heavy metal poisoning. Medical people are generally clueless about this whole area. My doctor laughed at me. My neurologist told me I was making it up. The blood specialised said there was nothing wrong with me.

    Reading on the internet _saved my life_. I would be _dead_ now if I hadn't. So people, be balanced in your approach - don't accept what the medical people or internet sites say blindly.

  91. And I live with one by mnemotronic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My fiancee has had, or currently has:
    • Lyme disease
    • Fibromyalgia
    • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
    • Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
    • Chemical hyper-sensitivity
    • Back problems
    • Neck problems

    Since she moved in with me (I have high speed internet), she has developed:

    • EMF sensitivity
    • Heel spurs

    The disease this week (which coincides with an article in some magazine):

    • Leaky Gut.

    All of these are real problems, with real discomfort, and real effects. Unfortunately, many do not have any concrete, widely accepted test, diagnosis, or treatment. Many also have more than their fair share of quack doctors who are entirely willing to try their pet theories on my lady as though she were some kind of lab rat with a blank checkbook.

    The web is an amazing resource, with more information and pseudo-cures than can be digested or tried by an army of sufferers. This also makes for self diagnosis gone amok.

    I really don't know where I'm going with this, except to underscore my extreme frustration with whaever it is she's got. I just hope it doesn't morph again next month.

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    1. Re:And I live with one by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Sorry.....I can't resist the joke, and to show how bad I feel for making it, I won't post this AC and I'll take whatever moderation I deserve.....but uh.......

      With all those health problems sex must be real fun eh?

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  92. Try reading the responses... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    This place makes a damned good response for a computerised GP, without bedside manner, of course.

    It'd be great for doing sanity checks when the doc says this, but the computer shows that there's a 76% chance that it's really "this" and provides possible tests to take the probability to 99+%

    I bet there'll be people saying that this ISNT what is needed.. Of course, the AMA wouldnt want us to have that sort of power. The AMA even fights for doctors so that the general public cant see a malpractice sheet ona doctor, when any doc can.

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  93. Owning a PDR indicates hypochondria by Animats · · Score: 1

    It used to be said that owning a PDR (Physicians' Desk Reference, which is basically a set of data sheets for prescription drugs) if you're not in the medical field indicates hypochondria.

    1. Re:Owning a PDR indicates hypochondria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it's a sign that you don't trust your life completely to the doctors and pharmacists. It's far too easy for them to make mistakes or not warn you of serious side effects. Double-checking in a desk reference or at a reputable online database lets you fill in the blanks. If there's any concern, you can always consult your doctor, but with a little more information about the subject.

    2. Re:Owning a PDR indicates hypochondria by dotsbir · · Score: 1

      Actually, a PDR is just filled with the text from the inserts included on the medications. Have you ever looked at those inserts? They list ALL possible complications, including worsening of the symptoms or of the disease being treated. The primary purpose of the PDR seems to be avoiding litigation since the manufacturer can claim that their insert (included with the meds) and the publication of the insert in the PDR (often provided as a free copy to most practicing physicians) thus both the patient and the doctor have already been prewarned about ANY possible complications.

  94. A cure for cyberhondria by danila · · Score: 1

    1 lb. beefsteak, with
    1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours.
    1 ten-mile walk every morning.
    1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
    And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand.

    http://www.gutenberg.net/etext95/3boat10.txt

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    Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
  95. Great! Push Prozac for "cyberchondria"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And when this "cures" the patient's symptoms of cyberchondria, s/he won't do the internet research required to turn up the link between Prozac and the new symptoms of depression and suicidal thoughts s/he is experiencing.

  96. Compu-chondriacs? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    I dunno too much about hypochondria other than the obvious "everybody knows" stuff...

    But some years ago, when I had far less experience than today, I had a "compu-chondriac".

    Among other things, I fix computers - and he would have me come out every month (I'd guess shortly after their general assistance check came in from the state) to have me rebuild the computer.

    I'm all for personal education, and I recommended many times some books (X for dummies, etc) which he never bought, or at least, I don't remember seeing these books anywhere, and he seemed to rellish referring to me as "my programmer".

    So, every month, I showed up at his very humble home, spent a few hours, and reformatted and reloaded the thoroughly hosed operating system. (This was quite a few years go, we're talking DOS 5.x and Win 3.1)

    Then I was asked to go help buy a computer monitor. He spent enough time being "indecisive" that my consultancy fees were far more than the cost of the monitor. However, he did not ultimately BUY a monitor, and I felt that I could not in good faith continue servicing him.

    I don't mind billing a healthy hourly rate, but self-pride makes me at least try to ensure that the customer is getting a "fair deal".

    Why did he call me? Was it ego? Loneliness? Boredom? Preparation for murder? Megalomania?

    I don't know and will never know. One of the strangest professional relationships I've ever had.

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  97. Stilll by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1

    Still, I don't think we can draw any conclusions from this. Obviously it's a good thing to make this information available to regular people. Perhaps the first site to be listed should be a site about hypochondria and/or OCD, though. ;)

  98. Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose by mav[LAG] · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is from a very funny book written in the 19th century. In those days the Net equivalent was the library and the function of the banner ad was admirably filled by leaflets for patent medicine...

    I remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which I had a touch - hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget which was the first distemper I plunged into - some fearful, devastating scourge, I know - and, before I had glanced half down the list of "premonitory symptoms," it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.

    I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it - wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance - found, as I expected, that I had that too, - began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically - read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.

    I felt rather hurt about this at first; it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight. Why hadn't I got housemaid's knee? Why this invidious reservation? After a while, however, less grasping feelings prevailed. I reflected that I had every other known malady in the pharmacology, and I grew less selfish, and determined to do without housemaid's knee. Gout, in its most malignant stage, it would appear, had seized me without my being aware of it; and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with from boyhood. There were no more diseases after zymosis, so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with me.

    I sat and pondered. I thought what an interesting case I must be from a medical point of view, what an acquisition I should be to a class! Students would have no need to "walk the hospitals," if they had me. I was a hospital in myself. All they need do would be to walk round me, and, after that, take their diploma.

    Then I wondered how long I had to live. I tried to examine myself. I felt my pulse. I could not at first feel any pulse at all. Then, all of a sudden, it seemed to start off. I pulled out my watch and timed it. I made it a hundred and forty-seven to the minute. I tried to feel my heart. I could not feel my heart. It had stopped beating. I have since been induced to come to the opinion that it must have been there all the time, and must have been beating, but I cannot account for it. I patted myself all over my front, from what I call my waist up to my head, and I went a bit round each side, and a little way up the back. But I could not feel or hear anything. I tried to look at my tongue. I stuck it out as far as ever it would go, and I shut one eye, and tried to examine it with the other. I could only see the tip, and the only thing that I could gain from that was to feel more certain than before that I had scarlet fever.

    I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.

    I went to my medical man. He is an old chum of mine, and feels my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather, all for nothing, when I fancy I'm ill; so I thought I would do him a good turn by going to him now. "What a doctor wants," I said, "is practice. He shall have me. He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred of your

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    --- Hot Shot City is particularly good.
  99. 94% misdiagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An infant condition was misdiagnosed about 94% of the time in parts of the U.S. recently. It's important for the parent to know this before accepting a single doctor's opinion as to whether that infant requires cranial surgery.

    Whether you're looking for information on repairing your car, overclocking your atholon or fixing your Buick, you need to learn search techniques. Avoid web pages with "$" || "cures" || "energy" in them, instead opt for radiology, medline, journal, lancet.

    I used to have two medical books from the mid 1800s, one from the U.S. and one from Britain. It's amazing how much rubbish they contained. For instance it contained cure-all formulas from the author of the book and suggested filling sink traps with mercury in order to prevent malaria.

    But this was intermingled with surprisingly accurate information, espcecially considering this was before aspirin, penicillin or X-Rays

  100. NHS Direct by meadowsp · · Score: 1

    Here in Britain with our universal health care system, we've got exactly what you're asking for. NHS Direct

  101. Not just for hypochondriancs any more! by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1
    I had a tingling in my toes at one point; an online search had me convinced I had a brain tumour, degenerative nerve disease, or west nile, among other possibilities...

    A trip to the Doctor did not help resolve the problem at all.

    Finally, I did find something online that was a little more sane, after a lot of digging, that it might be a compressed nerve in my back; a quick trip to a chiropractor, and it was better.

    The net can be bad for getting one's imagination going, as it did in my case. But it can also help find possibilities that Doctor's might miss at first glance; again, as in my case. It's a double-edge sword, requiring a lot of patience and judgment...

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    Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
    1. Re:Not just for hypochondriancs any more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, I did find something online that was a little more sane, after a lot of digging, that it might be a compressed nerve in my back; a quick trip to a chiropractor, and it was better.

      You still might not know what really happened.

      The idea of a "compressed nerve" is rather dubious. Have a look here:

      http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=3&q=http://ww w.rsi.deas.harvard.edu/handout.doc

      All people who think they have "RSI" should check that out as well.

      I know this is information on the Internet, but its from a doctor who has helped many people. And it actually provides a logical explanation to hypochondria and a lot of common complaints. And it explains why placebos work, etc. I had many problems that were solved by reading this.

    2. Re:Not just for hypochondriancs any more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weird.. since when did google change their linking style? I edited it out in the HREF, but forgot to do it in the text...

  102. I blame literacy! by fantomas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nicely said! I am sure back in the 15th century (BC) there were people wandering around tut-tutting "...this literacy thing will be no end of trouble, this new technology will have people reading things on those bits of clay tablet and imagining that they have all sorts of illnesses..."

  103. You are your own best advocate! by jarich · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your doctor (if he works for a 'chain') is under a tremendous amount of pressure to get you in and out as quickly as possible. I don't think any good doctor would cut corners on purpose, but doctors are people.. they can make mistakes.

    Don't use the internet to dream up diseases, but you ~should~ do research on your own condition. Be aware of the research in the field (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi)

    Be aware and informed.

    btw, to put a better spin on this article, there are tons of idiots out there doing their own research on the internet! Don't you trust the trained professionals on those tech support lines?? Don't go looking up why your video card doesn't work on the internet. Just call your local tech!

  104. DON'T see a doctor! by cpopin · · Score: 1

    Even doctors are bad for you.

    It has been estimated that at any given moment, 3-5% of doctors are unfit to see patients, and the Public Citizen's Health Research Group has established a data bank of 20,125 doctors who have been disciplined for their mistakes.

    I was operated on a month ago for a broken leg and kept thinking about medical errors everytime someone (the nurse, doctor, anesthesiologist, etc.) asked me, "So, which leg are we operating on today?"

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    -=- Many seek good nights and lose good days.
  105. A Man walks into his doctor's office... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Funny

    He says: "Doctor, what are the symptoms of hypochrondria?" Doctor replies, "Anything you want them to be."

  106. Yeah well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everything is a disease.

    Calling it a disease removes your responsibility for it.

    If I'm afraid to ask a girl out on a date, that's my responsibility to get over my fears and ask her. Its no ass-berger, or girl-berger, or oxford-sarbanes syndrome, I'm simply a geek who's afraid to talk to girls.

    But if I say I have assberger syndome, well then I'm done, aren't I? I mean, with such a powerful sounding syndrome, I can sit safely tucked away and convince myself I'm not to blame.

    Please.

    Just stop it. Get over it. And if you can't, its your fault. not your parents, not your genes, not the doctor's. Just get over it. Pull up your socks.

    Its called being an adult. Seriously.

  107. I can't believe chropracters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're rubbing your back...fine.

    But this talk of spinal misalignment.... and medicare PAYS for this crap.

    We make fun of Voodoo and Witch Doctor's, but there's no difference between this crap and chropracters.

  108. I think... by alexborges · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MS disclosed their code on purpose so more EYES could help the CLEAN their code.

    It seems this eyes and public sharing do a better job than their THOUSENDS of beta testing professionals.

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    NO SIG
  109. I think it's better to have med info available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pretty sick once, and I was pretty sure I knew what it was. I looked it up online while waiting for my appt time. I used that what I found to make up a list of my symptoms that matched the list at the site. I brought it with me as a reminder to myself, since I usually forgot to tell the dr something.

    When the nurse saw I'd brought a printed list, she put it in the chart. When the dr came in, he read my list. I think it made things smoother for all of us: my not forgetting to tell the dr something, and the dr/nurse having saved time not having to ask as many questions.

    He did a few assessment things, sent me to the hosp with direct admit orders (labs to make sure), and I had surgery (minor) the next morning. I left the next night, all fixed up.

  110. Re:You do not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exercise fixes everything, does it? It would fix the rash, breathing problems, and PEACH-SIZED TUMOR which the parent poster reported, would it?

    You're a fucking lunatic.

  111. OT, re: mosquito bites. by Pope · · Score: 1

    Don't know if this'll work on you, but when I get them I make a thick 'paste' of regular bar soap and warm water, and rub some on the bite. Leave it on to dry, and it stops the itching.

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  112. He's right? I'm sorry... no. by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Don't project the original poster's angst on me, my man... I have zero emotional investment in this man's incident. What I did, however, was point out the illogic and foolishness of his behavior.

    The original AC called his doctor a moron, and accused him of malpractice... excuse me, but what expertise does he have to judge either his doctor's intelligence, or his professional competence? Does he somehow gain this right because of his superficial knowledge? Because he read some information on the internet and went of half-cocked?

    I'm really tickled by the number of people on Slashdot who deride "lusers" who call tech support with no clue what they're doing... but when in the same knowledge-deficit situation themselves, feel they have the right to insult their physician and impugn his professional reputation.

    Sorry, pal... but the original AC talked a bunch of trash and showed his ass, all without the slightest clue regarding the physiology, immunology, or pharmacology of his child's condition... I'm simply the guy calling him on it.

    There's a reason why administrators don't give regular users root access on their servers... because people with superficial knowledge tend to do dumb things when they don't know what they're doing.

    Second verse, same as the first.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  113. it's just information... sometimes useful by alizard · · Score: 2, Informative
    One simply has to use it with common sense.

    I had what was initially diagnosed as possible carpal tunnel syndrome. I'd heard plenty about the standard carpal release operation from people who'd had it. When I run across 3 out of 3 dissatisfied customers (YMMV, of course, this might be your best solution), I decided I'd better look into alternatives REAL fast.

    So I googled, and I found something. The something was on the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons site, for A new procedure to alleviate carpal tunnel syndrome uses a balloon catheter to stretch and expand the ligament and relieve pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. It also mentioned a 95% customer satisfaction rate.

    Well, the chief of Orthopedic Surgery who was examining me was very interested, this was new at the time and new to him as well, and the URL was from a source he was extremely unlikely to dismiss, given that he was probably paying them membership dues.

    He referred me to a lab test, an EMG (electromyogram) checking nerve conductivity that showed I did not have carpal tunnel, and when the results came back, sent me to a physical therapist who essentially, taught me how to use my wrists and hands on the keyboard so as to reduce the specific actions that led to the problem. That was 8 years ago, and I've had no problems past minor wrist pain since then, and the use of ice several times and wrist braces once or twice took care of it.

    While this did not help me directly other than getting more respect and perhaps better care than I might have otherwise, I'm sure that any patient who the doctor might have considered standard carpal tunnel release surgery for was well served because the doctor knew of a less intrusive alternative.

    I think this is how doctor-patient interaction for the common purpose of getting fixed is supposed to work. Use common sense, listen to the doctor, and if you want him to listen to the information you've found, find sources he is unlikely to argue with because he, too regards them as authoritative..

    If he suggests alternatives to surgery or medication, LISTEN, this is his field of expertise. He'll probably listen to you if the question is Linux vs OpenBSD.

    You've got the time to google, use sources like Medline, etc. ... time a doctor frequently doesn't have. If you're here, you might be even better at using websearch and possibly even searching medical databases than she/he does. You can use this time to give a doctor information he doesn't have time to get. Your common purpose is getting your ass fixed.

    If you have a doctor that won't work with you towards this common goal, find another doctor.