User: thetroll123

Re:We're all dumber for having read this...

On: Google to be Sued Over Name?

one million gajillion billions

Sorry to be picky, but since all the *illion words carry a multiple of 3 zeroes, it'd have to be ten million gajillion billions.

Americans? Are you sure?

On: IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future

better able to appreciate cultural differences

Hmm... not quite understood the Arab world view just yet, eh? Mod this troll all you like, the only cultures most Americans understand are fucking yogurts.

Re:Cluster bombs?

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

still using them today

Oh, fair enough. I misunderstood the point being made, it rather read as "not using them at all during the whole conflict". If they were but aren't now, the point is valid, if a little less important.

It'll be a great comfort to all the mutilated civilians that they've stopped using them now...

Re:Cluster bombs?

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

We are simply not using them, PARTICULARLY in urban areas

Er, no.
You *are*

Re:Feedback loop

On: Forget MTV, I Want My Internet!

Chinese leader: Signals left. Turns right.

So... the Chinese leader's female?

Re:If it was just 'found' today

On: Study: Small Doses of Caffeine Best to Stay Awake

Schedule 1 drug, right next to heroin, cocaine, pot

That doesn't mean possession of each of those are equally serious offences, I hope?

Re:Paging Charles Babbage

On: Alan Turing, the Inventor of Software

Dude, that was an adding machine. The gap between a universal machine and an adding machine is everything-apart-from-adding.

Re:Less is More

On: Japanese Cell Phones Offer a Glimpse of the Future

can call my GF by typing in "788"

7="P/Q/R/S" 8="T/U/V"

788... "RUT"?

Re:Do we need these features?

On: Japanese Cell Phones Offer a Glimpse of the Future

if I want something that just goes bring bring hello, I could just carry a Soviet brick around with me

In Soviet Russia, the bricks carry you. And they go hello hello bring.

Re:Radio-based solution

On: Building A Museum Listening Station?

what they do at the Stonehenge site in the UK

...and shortly to be rolled out to the rest of Stonehenge Inc.'s portfolio of mystic sites around the world.

Re:It isn't even april....

On: Apple Patented by Microsoft

The[y] say the mistake was issuing the patent to Microsoft

Understandable... that's the default in the "Patent Holder" field.