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  1. Sheesh don't you read? on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1

    Transfer booths, obviously...at least until we license the stepping disc technology from the Puppeteers to cruise around the homeworld. In the meantime the aircars will have to suffice, and anybody who flies them manually gets broken up for the organbanks.

    Ok no more late-night Larry Niven reading...reality starting to blur.

  2. Yeah I read this book on Would You Like Drugs in Your Rice? · · Score: 2, Funny

    How is this dangerous? The dinosaurs will never get loose, and even if they do they'll need the lysine-enriched rice to survive. Just in case we'll put up signs at the park that say "WARNING - Do Not Feed The Velociraptors", and the lawyers can't touch us.

    What me worry?

  3. They've gone to plaid!! on NASA Tests X-43A · · Score: 1

    110mph in a Winnebago? That's ludicrous...

    Wonder if NASA is using liquid schwartz in this thing.

  4. Case in point... on McNealy Answers: No Open Source Java · · Score: 1

    Let's say there was a fork, Sun holds the trademark to the Java name so said fork could not promote itself as "Java." If it did, it would have a lawsuit on its hands that is a guaranteed loss.

    If it forked, it would become some other language, and people could decide to use it or not based on its merits.


    This has already happened, in the form of a forked up language called C#. Now as for the merits...

  5. Re:SCO vs The Feds?? on SCO Aims For The Feds · · Score: 1

    "Since we live in a democracy, technically the feds ARE us. We controll them, they serve us."

    You're new here aren't you?

  6. Nit Picky on 'Civilization on Mars' Claims Debunked · · Score: 1

    24th and a half century...get your parody right. :)

    I shudder to think of all the uncultured kids these days who don't remember Erin Gray's jumpsuits.

  7. Re:I'd hate to be a on Asteroid to Make Closest Recorded Pass to Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't someone _please_ think of the satellites?!?!

  8. Re:slide rule, anyone? on Asteroid to Make Closest Recorded Pass to Earth · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, Peter and Mary are checking his work in between doobie breaks.

    Wait.

    Is this guy related to Commander Chode? Lemme go find my crash helmet...

  9. Re:I am so happy ! on Asteroid to Make Closest Recorded Pass to Earth · · Score: 1

    He's the second string choice, now that Mark Hamil has retired.

  10. No Disassemble! on The Law of Disassembly · · Score: 1

    Number Five Aliiiiive!!!

    Amazing what you can find hiding the cobwebs of your mind, isn't it?

  11. Had to say it on Analog Approach to Displaying Data · · Score: 1

    I have a digital version of this! Let's see... right now it says "Outlook not so good." Now it says, "Try again later."

    Ask it about Exchange Server next...

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    what? huh?

  12. Re:I find this idea disturbing. on Congress Eyes Whois Crackdown · · Score: 1

    The WHOIS data for my domain(s) is not-entirely-accurate, but somehow Register.com still manages to "safe-renew" them every year or so. The billing information is kept non-public (until some d0rk hax0rs the b0x3n, anyway).

    Whether Register.com _knows_ the billing and WHOIS information does not match is, however, open for interpretation.

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    fnord.

  13. At least the last mile isn't gravel... on WiMax Landscape Taking Shape · · Score: 1

    I just bought a new house in a "growth area" just north of Dallas (i.e.- Keep your cats inside or the coyotes will eat them. Really.)...it is outside the DSL range (RT node coming soon, hold your breath) and the cable co's refuse to run lines down my street until more people move in (continue holding breath). My parents think it's hilarious that I didn't immediately disqualify the house.

    My only non-satellite alternative turned out to be a wireless broadband service. Their techs mounted a square antenna on my roof, and ran a coax line from the attic down inside the wall to my office. No idea what protocol or band they're using, but the service is 1024up/1024down for $69/mth. Slightly higher than my apartment's DSL line costs, but at least it beats dialup and I don't have to drive in to work when I get paged at 3am.

    Gaming latency versus DSL not yet tested. Hold your breath.

  14. "licence permits use of SCO's IP" on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 1

    So if I purchase a license, do I get just a single IP or can I buy an enterprise license and get a full subnet?

    Hey as long as we're in fantasy land, why not open up all the stops?

  15. Since when? on Net Voting in California · · Score: 1

    First off, since when are online financial transactions secure? And more importantly, is it *really* a good idea to vote using the Internet? Remember, we're talking about a medium where you can search for pages on having sex with goats while on fire, and the engine will return "specify type of goat"... Of course that's just my opinion, you could be wrong.

  16. Now I see why they faked the hype on Forum:Blair Witch Project · · Score: 1

    After a friend told me "DON'T GO SEE THIS ALONE", I was expecting it to be at least a little creepy. Maybe years of camping in the woods (tents are for city-wimps!) has taught me that strange noises and bundles of sticks come with the territory.

    Points for an original way of presenting a "horror" movie. Points for the actors for generating believable hysteria and fear. BIG minus points in the "believable scenario", "common sense", and "basic self-defense" departments. All in all, I was not impressed. I'm glad I didn't pay for this one.