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'Civilization on Mars' Claims Debunked

StarEmperor writes "Bad Astronomy's Phil Plait has finally taken some time to debunk conspiracy theorist Richard Hoagland's claims about life on Mars. There's also a CNN story about this here."

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  1. In other news... by zeux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Russians found liquid water on Mars!

    http://www.libo.ru

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that looks more like vodka, anyway.

    2. Re:In other news... by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Funny

      liquid water eh? Where can i get some? Is it being auctioned on eBay?

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    3. Re:In other news... by DjMd · · Score: 1

      Well yuo can't buy it Here
      They only sell the non liquid kind.

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    4. Re:In other news... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I'll buy it, but only if the girl with the t-shirt comes with it :) -A

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    5. Re:In other news... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's another of those sites that swears blind it's real... then gives it away in the Faq:

      "Is it necessary to rehydrate your product before use, like any other product?"
      Response: It depends on how you choose to use the product. If you wish to consume it, you must rehydrate the dehydrated water first.

      Quite funny, actually. I wonder if anyone has actually sent them money?

    6. Re:In other news... by anagama · · Score: 2, Funny


      Even my girlfriend thought that was funny!

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  2. Science education..... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of thing simply exemplifies the sad state of science education in the general public. People when presented with the most superficial of data will adopt as truth the most extreme or absurd of claims with no critical assessment. This sort of blind trust allows folks to be taken in by claims of better health through unproven herbal supplements or claims of penile enlargments. On more serious notes, the lack of critical thinking among some has led to political and international policy that threatens to influence the state of world affairs.

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    1. Re:Science education..... by cozziewozzie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People are much more likely to accept something as a fact if it comes from 'a scientist'. It is as if thinking is a chore delegated to a few, and something most people shouldn't be concerned about. I always get a chuckle when reading about the great discoveries 'American scientists have proved' (for some reason, it always seem to be American scientists): children who chew bubble-gum are more intelligent; people who drink kool-aid grow more facial hair, etc etc etc.

      I have recently had a discussion about dieting with a group of engineers (one of them a PhD). It was about a two-week diet where the person only drinks water. It is supposed to clean the body of toxins (very easily true) and improve one's sport performance (WTF?!). Apparently, they read in a book that after the body gets used to not having food, it draws the energy from the body itself and doesn't need food anymore. And these were educated people. Made me understand why so many people buy the etheric oil and penis enlargement crap.

    2. Re:Science education..... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't forget news programs/publications that give "balanced coverage". This frequently amounts to giving equal weighting to crackpots without much in the way of critical analysis. They might say that they are giving all viewpoints coverage and letting the viewer decide, but they first decided which viewpoints got airtime/print space, didn't they? I think it has more to do with laziness.

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    3. Re:Science education..... by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      People are much more likely to accept something as a fact if it comes from 'a scientist'.

      Well, DUH! These people underwent years of brainwas^H^H^H^Htraining, of course we should take the word without question.

    4. Re:Science education..... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah yes, the Breatharians with a cheeseburger to go! (Read Randi's site skeptically, of course. Read everything skeptically.)

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    5. Re:Science education..... by Bander · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently, they read in a book that after the body gets used to not having food, it draws the energy from the body itself and doesn't need food anymore.

      So that explains the Matrix movies, then?

      Bander

    6. Re:Science education..... by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. More attention needs to be focused on the investigation aspect of science, and less on the knowledge aspect of science. The defining aspect of science is the process that's continually gone through to find truth, not the truth itself.

      All to often science is taught as a series of facts. I think science facts are important to know, but the process of discovery is ignored so people never gain the ability to analyse claims. That's probbably the greatest skill we could teach anyone as life is filled with people making claims about something every day.

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    7. Re:Science education..... by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good points.

      However, from personal experience I can tell that there is often a huge difference between what "a scientist" has found out (and recorded in a paper) and what a journalist will actually write about it.

      The sad thing is, as a rule the journalist really _wants_ to write an honest, representative piece. The scientist _wants_ to represent their findings as well as possible. But, because of tight deadlines, communication mistakes, misunderstandings and so on, we end up with writeups that bring tears to the scientists, abuse for the reporters, ad bad-will from everybody in the process towards everybody else.

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    8. Re:Science education..... by Imperator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's more insidious than that. They use "balanced" coverage to cover up a political bias. People of the favored political philosophy quickly learn that they can lie as outlandishly as they want to when talking to that media outlet, because in the name of "balance" they'll be given a free soapbox. It's time we reintroduced "objective" media who are not afraid to call a lie a lie.

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    9. Re:Science education..... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed. I actually had this happen to me by the Discovery Channel of all sources. There was a documentary on vision rescue strategies where the producers of this particular show used some of my data in a completely backwards fashion in a segment that ironically was intended to support a particular bionic approach when the data suggested exactly the opposite. The data explicitly demonstrated radical changes in the retina that would not support a bionic chip, yet the show concludes the opposite while showing my data!.

      Apparently a looming deadline inspired the producers to go to production before I approved the script.

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    10. Re:Science education..... by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that's one side to the debate, but I'm sure that there are others who would disagree. if they had their heads on backwards and screwed up their a.. Damn, these new subliminal mics are tricky!

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    11. Re:Science education..... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Our school system really doesn't teach critical thinking. It's far easier to demand rote memorization and teach to the assorted Federally and state mandated tests than to actually try to insure that they're teaching their students how to think and analyze new facts based on known ones. It doesn't help that the various superstitions of the day discourage critical thinking as well, and that people get hostile whenever you do anything that might be damaging to their superstitions.

      Scientists are the new authority figures and this bogus science is the new religion. Until we start training people to consider all the facts and not just the ones that happen to prove their beliefs, this sort of thing will continue. Nothing any one person will say will change that. Mr. Plait may as well have attacked the Pope and called him a liar and a fraud.

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    12. Re:Science education..... by superyooser · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This has nothing to do with science education.

      Enterprise Mission is neither science nor pseudoscience. It's outright DELUSION! Does this look like a Sphinx?? There's something wrong in person's brain to make that kind of connection. Hoagland claims that some Martian rocks look like stoves and tools. I'm sitting here staring and staring at them, and they DO NOT look like these things! As far as we can tell from the pictures, they're just plain old rocks. To this guy, EVERY LITTLE ROCK AND SPECK is something spectacular. He's never seen an ordinary rock before. It's a face, it's a pyramid, it's an alien fort.

      Science or phony science is not the issue. I don't see anything attempting to be science on that site. There are pictures and blurbs splattered about everywhere, I can hardly navigate it. I think the disheveled structure of the site is indicative of the scatterbrained nature of Hoagland's ideas.

      It seems to me that some people's brains are "miswired" or damaged somehow and form illusory associations where there are none. In the same way that all of our brains trick us all into seeing optical illusions, some people are susceptible to less obvious illusions. Especially when it's FUN to see the illusions. And when you can make a living from it.

    13. Re:Science education..... by theophilosophilus · · Score: 2, Funny

      People are much more likely to accept something as a fact if it comes from 'a scientist'.

      Or if they read it on Slashdot.

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    14. Re:Science education..... by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 1
      Apparently, they read in a book that after the body gets used to not having food, it draws the energy from the body itself and doesn't need food anymore.

      Whoa! Maybe I should give anorexia another go. I must have been doing something wrong to have low blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, decreased body temperature and dizziness. Ask your doctor friend how one can successfully starve, would you?

    15. Re:Science education..... by bug-eyed+monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This sort of thing simply exemplifies the sad state of science education in the general public."

      Really?! Some guy decides to put forward some crazy theories, and a small fraction of the population believes him, and that's proof that science education is in a sad state? I beg to differ.

      I mean, science education might be in a sad state (I assume you're talking about US), but these situations are not caused by that. No matter how good education is, there will always be a small group of crackpots who create and/or follow crazy cults. You can't blame bad education on that.

      Now... there is a problem with the American media (or perhaps worldwide?) where they get into a feeding frenzy over a certain subject, milk it for all its worth to gain as much viewership as possible and make money, then drop it for the next subject-du-jour.

      Mars is a great example, a heavily-marketed Mars movie comes out, or a probe is sent, and there are Mars news everywhere, for about a month, then it's on to the next war or political scandal...

      That's all this is, yet another media frenzy.

    16. Re:Science education..... by regen · · Score: 1
      Apparently, they read in a book that after the body gets used to not having food, it draws the energy from the body itself and doesn't need food anymore.

      Although you phrased it rather simply, it is in fact true. When you don't eat food for a while, your body will use parts of itself for energy. Which is how you loose weight, your body is using the fat stores for energy.

      Other metabolic changes also occur, so that when you do start to eat food again, your body is much more effiecent at using it for energy. I don't however think that this would be beneficial for sports performance because the more effiecent processes are usually slower. An example of this is aerobic vs. anaerobic energy production in muscles. Anaerobic is less efficent and has toxic and painful by products (lactic acid) but can produce energy quickly and without oxygen.

    17. Re:Science education..... by dupper · · Score: 1

      People like Hoagland are not miswired, they're just attention whores catering to the stupid and gullible.

    18. Re:Science education..... by angryelephant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its a problem with the way science is presented. Almost all theories are approached from a very narrow angle, that of the particular researcher's emphasis. This is a fine method for a proof, but ignores that most topics should be approached from a variety of directions. This method of proof gets people used to thinking in a very linear, exclusive sort of way about science. Pseudo-scientists and snake oil salesmen pray upon this by showing a small amount of data that correlates with what they are trying to prove.

    19. Re:Science education..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      People when presented with the most superficial of data will adopt as truth the most extreme or absurd of claims with no critical assessment.
      Isn't this the whole basis of religion?
    20. Re:Science education..... by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 1

      Better health through penile enlargements? I'd like to see studies on that.

    21. Re:Science education..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...was a documentary on vision rescue strategies where the producers of this particular show used some of my data in a completely backwards fashion in a segment that ironically was intended to support a particular bionic approach when the data suggested exactly the opposite. The data explicitly demonstrated radical changes in the retina that would not support a bionic chip, yet the show concludes the opposite while showing my data!.

      Did you just write down this stuff from some brochure ?

    22. Re:Science education..... by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      My post was somewhat simplistic, but correct. Let me explain.

      There are three ways of generating energy for your muscles:

      1) Instant (using the ATP stores in the muscles themselves)
      2) Anaerobic (without oxygen): This generally is done by burning carbohydrates in your body
      3) Aerobic (using oxygen): This is burning fat with the presence of oxygen.

      Now, the aerobic power kicks in only a few minutes after you start the exercise, that's why running for hours is good for burning fat. On the other hand, any power-related exercise like sprinting, jumping, weight-lifting etc is highly dependent on the anaerobic sources (read: carbohydrates). No amount of fat will get you jumping higher.

      The point they were making is that it is useful for this particular person (who is a marathon runner). In this specific case, it might work, because long-distance running is almost purely aerobic -- as long that person has enough fat to support it. But any other sport activity (requiring carbohydrates or ATP stores which are derived from them) would suffer like hell after such a diet and be counter-productive. Also, your muscle tissue atrophies as a result of protein deprivation if your intake is not large enough.

      You are correct in saying that specialised diets can make your body adapt and process foods differently, but I'm not sure if such a thing is always positive. I'll give you an example from a carbohydrate loading diet (lots of carbs, absolutely no fat). Here, athletes reacted excellently to the diet, but their body 'forgot' how to process fat as a result, giving a yo-yo bounce after the diet was finished. So, while I acknowledge the cleansing effect of fasting, I don't think it's the best thing for athletes on a regular basis. :-)

    23. Re:Science education..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Does this look like a Sphinx??

      I was going to say it looked like a nipple, then realized you meant the pile of rocks.

    24. Re:Science education..... by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People when presented with the most superficial of data will adopt as truth the most extreme or absurd of claims with no critical assessment.

      Like those people who see a mimeographed pamphlet at the checkout of the Whole Foods grocery store talking about how ketchup is destroying the ozone layer, then immediately go to their city council to ban ketchup within the city limits.

      It's almost as absurd as that. An aquaintance of mine who drives a twenty year old Toyota that leaks oil and betches blue smoke was busy lambasting farmers for destroying the environment because there weren't strict enough government regulation on tractor emissions. He even had a brochure about it in his pocket he picked up at a health food store. When I pointed out the block of toxic waste he called a car, he proudly announced that Toyotas were good for the environment.

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    25. Re:Science education..... by cozziewozzie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry for double post, but before I forget...

      Dieting is generally a bad idea for weight loss (although useful for other purposes). The reason for this is that the body which is starved reacts by breaking down muscle tissue instead of fat. It tries to keep as much fat as possible as a response to the lack of food. This is why you see people diet for a long time and still have fat all over their body even after their muscle loses all definition.

      In fact, the best way to lose weight is to cut down on fat (obviously), eat more carbohydrates and do it regularly (no starving yourself in the evening and such) and eat a reasonable amount of protein. Then do a lot of aerobic exercise (steppers, jogging, long-distance swimming and similar). You need carbohydrates to be able to withstand the exercise without feeling dead (most of it gets burnt during this process) and protein to support and rebuild the muscles as they get hit by the exercises.

    26. Re:Science education..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "This sort of blind trust allows folks to be taken in by claims of..."

      say: WMD's.

    27. Re:Science education..... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Ask your doctor friend how one can successfully starve, would you?
      One can successfully starve by starting out with a substantial amount of body fat. That's why your body naturally accumulates fat -- it's saving that energy for a rainy day. Of course if that rainy day never comes, you've got a different problem. If you've got too much body fat, getting your metabolism to shift into starvation (fat-burning) mode is a good thing, as long as you stop before you run out of fat. Low-carb diets like Adkins and South Beach work by fooling your metabolism to go into "starvation mode" without actually starving.

      When your body runs out of fat, that's when you start having the problems you describe. If you have no body fat reserves left and still aren't eating enough, your body does two things: it starts burning muscle mass for fuel, and it starts shutting itself down to conserve energy. Neither of these is particuarly good for you, but it's better than dropping dead.

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    28. Re:Science education..... by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1

      Also, don't forget that before Hoagland started fixating on Mars, his contention was that there were giant glass domes and stuff on the moon...his evidence was JPEG copies of moon photos that were enlarged to such a ridiculous degree that all you could see was pixellation and JPEG compression artifacts (these of course being "geometric regularity that indicates artificial construction" according to Hoagland).

    29. Re:Science education..... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Informative
      People are apt to believe weird things for a number of reasons. Here is an Amazon review of a book, "Why People Believe Weird Things" by Michael Shermer that sums it up:
      Few can talk with more personal authority about the range of human beliefs than Michael Shermer. At various times in the past, Shermer has believed in fundamentalist Christianity, alien abductions, Ayn Rand, megavitamin therapy, and deep-tissue massage. Now he believes in skepticism, and his motto is "Cognite tute--think for yourself." This updated edition of Why People Believe Weird Things covers Holocaust denial and creationism in considerable detail, and has chapters on abductions, Satanism, Afrocentrism, near-death experiences, Randian positivism, and psychics. Shermer has five basic answers to the implied question in his title: for consolation, for immediate gratification, for simplicity, for moral meaning, and because hope springs eternal. He shows the kinds of errors in thinking that lead people to believe weird (that is, unsubstantiated) things, especially the built-in human need to see patterns, even where there is no pattern to be seen. Throughout, Shermer emphasizes that skepticism (in his sense) does not need to be cynicism: "Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known." --Mary Ellen Curtin

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    30. Re:Science education..... by genecutl · · Score: 2, Informative


      1) Instant (using the ATP stores in the muscles themselves)
      2) Anaerobic (without oxygen): This generally is done by burning carbohydrates in your body
      3) Aerobic (using oxygen): This is burning fat with the presence of oxygen.


      Sorry, that's incorrect. Carbohydrate metabolism has two steps: glycolysis which is the anaerobic part and the citric acid cycle (aka TCA cycle, aka Kreb's cycle) which is the aerobic part. When your body uses carbs it goes through both glycolysis and the citric acid cycle as long as it can. When a tissue starts running out of oxygen, such as when you are running for a while and your oxygen supply can't keep up, you can't do TCA, so glucose metabolism stops at the end of glycolysis and produces lactic acid. The buildup of lactic acid is what gives you the sensation of burning in your muscles. Fat and protein metabolism does not go through glycolysis, only TCA, which happens when you are low on carb stores.

    31. Re:Science education..... by afeeney · · Score: 1
      Except it's also about easy entertainment.

      Who's more likely to attract viewers and keep them from clicking to the next channel, TinfoilHat Leader talking about how Mars wants your women and is using tractor beams to kidnap the particularly full-figured ones or Rational Thinker who demonstrates that a tractor beam just wouldn't work?

    32. Re:Science education..... by Smitedogg · · Score: 1

      The improving sport performance is based on something, though of course taken out of context and misused.

      I have a friend who did a study comparing the effectiveness of Creatine suppliments vs drinking a couple gallons of water. Creatine, as I understood from him (He's an MD and this is far more his field than mine) helps the muscles absorb and retain water, and that's why it's used by bodybuilders and the like.

      It turned out from his study that taking a large quantity of water is just as effective as taking creating before a workout, but with the side effect of pissing like a racehorse.

      I have no clue if my friend was the only person to ever study this, or even if he was that no one in the world learned what creatine does and extrapolated the effects of water, but there is some logical reason someone would say water is good for their athletic performace....but much like their starving being good theory, it's misused and misunderstood.

      Dogg
    33. Re:Science education..... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      The point they were making is that it is useful for this particular person (who is a marathon runner). In this specific case, it might work, because long-distance running is almost purely aerobic -- as long that person has enough fat to support it.

      That's not quite true. Even fat needs a certain amount of glycogen to be processed by your muscles. When you start to run low on glycogen, you "bonk" or hit the wall. You've got lots of fat - even those folk with 2% body fat have ample fuel to run a marathon - but you just can't process it effectively. That's why you carbo-load, to increase the "tinder" to help you burn fat.

      Incidentally, that's also a good reason to go out slow. Your body takes 15-30 minutes to switch into fat burning mode, regardless of effort. During that time, you're burning a much higher percentage of glycogen. You want to conserve that as much as possible until you've switched to being fully aerobic, at which point you get much more bang for your glycogen buck, so to speak.

      -Richard, who loves doing 26.2

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    34. Re:Science education..... by connorbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Randi would agree with you, I would think...

    35. Re:Science education..... by mtgradwell · · Score: 1
      "does this look like a sphinx?" .. actually it does, a little bit. Is it a sphinx? Almost certainly not, if it is culled from a Mars photo. Is Hoagland claiming it is a sphinx? I don't know, it's an image called sphinx4.jpeg. That tells me nothing in the absence of the web page that references it. For all I know, it could actually be a picture taken on earth, of something which is clearly and demonstrably a sphinx.

      "Hoagland claims that some Martian rocks look like stoves and tools". NO HE DOES NOT. He attaches labels, "the bowl", "the safe", "the stove", to various objects which may or may not be rocks. He does think that they are artefacts, but he is not claiming that they are actual bowls or stoves etc., or that any resemblance they may have to such household items is anything more than a coincidence. Nasa does exactly the same thing with its "berrybowl", "sharkfin", "cards" etc. labels.

      "As far as we can tell from the pictures, they're just plain old rocks" - maybe that's what they are, but some of them display a remarkable degree of symmetry, or regular geometry/corrugation, or significant difference from their surroundings, or other features which ought at least to arouse suspicion and mention. And yet if Hoagland hadn't mentioned then, do you think they would have been mentioned, by anybody? Probably not. They are anomalous. Shouldn't we be looking for anomalies?

    36. Re:Science education..... by chefmonkey · · Score: 1

      I beleive the trademarked term is "Fair & Balanced."

    37. Re:Science education..... by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I tend to stay clear of the Discovery channel for all sorts of reasons. It's apparent after long enough that their shows all go like this:

      "Do you think [insert unusual occurrence] is real? We consulted a bunch of morons with PHd's and drew a bunch of graphs and tested on a bunch of animals and concluded... No, the holocaust did not happen. Go back home."

      Same goes with channels running Nova and so forth. I have to think maybe there was a time when real people could think for themselves, but I'm afraid the word 'education' has long since come to mean 'the mass production of idiots.'

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    38. Re:Science education..... by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Apparently, they read in a book that after the body gets used to not having food, it draws the energy from the body itself and doesn't need food anymore.

      Of course it does! And what better place to get the body's food than from it's own muscle tissue?

      THAT'LL improve their spot performance, alright; they'll fall on the spot faster!

    39. Re:Science education..... by rark · · Score: 1

      Actually, dependent on how much a person has in terms of nutritional reserves (not just fat/stored energy, but also other stored nutrients), their own biochemical makeup and what they were eating before, the part about improved sport (or other) performance could be true.

      For instance, if one was eating a relatively nutritious diet (so that they had good nutrient reserves) but one with a lot of sugar, and they also had touchy blood sugar, they might well find that not eating anything, after the first few days, does give them more energy (and particularly, more even energy) because their blood sugar levels even out.

      OTOH, if one was not eating a healthy diet before hand, so that they had no nutritional reserves, then they'd probably feel far worse.

      Also, there's an in-built mechanism in humans and other animals that increases overall performance when they haven't had enough food, in order to make it more likely that they can obtain that food (finding it, hunting it down if necessary). I've exploited it in studying, and I suspect that it would also apply to sport (perhaps more so, as sport is more like hunting than reading a book is) as well.

      And of course, this only can last for so long before one has gone through one's reserves and starts feeling crappy (mostly because one is starving). Not to mention that it's a lousy diet strategy because your body becomes more efficient to deal with the lack of food.

      I don't really see a reason why a group of engineers would be more clued about the human body than any other random group of people, though.

      I think the idea is that, since scientists have theoretically studied their particular subject more, they would have a better grasp of it than most people. Most of the time, this is a pretty correct statement.

    40. Re:Science education..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are NOT anomalous. They are rocks. And yes Hoagland gave them the names he did in the hopes that others would make the same mistake the poster of the parent of your post did. He is a charlatan and a fake. He isn't crazy, he is very carefull to not fuck up (like actually making the claim that any of those rocks are stoves) but he all but makes those claims because he knows that there are gullible people that will eat it up... (they'll assume he REALLY meant stoves).

      He is a syshter. The worst kind. He'll trash and sully the reputations of very good people in the defense of his shenanigans.

    41. Re:Science education..... by mtgradwell · · Score: 1
      They are NOT anomalous. They are rocks.

      And you know this because...?

      And yes Hoagland gave them the names he did in the hopes that others would make the same mistake the poster of the parent of your post did.

      "We are not saying there are stoves or pistons on Mars," Hoagland said in a telephone interview. "Absolutely not. When we began looking at these objects, what struck us was how remarkably symmetrical, how remarkably designed-looking, how remarkably manufactured some of these things looked."

      Hoagland's web site, however, does not make this distinction with many rover images. A headline on the home page flatly states that some objects on Mars are non-natural: "Spirit Sees (and Still Ignores) More Artificial Junk."

      - all this is from a space.com article by Robert Roy Britt. Note that despite Britt's implications there is no inconsistency in Hoagland's position; you can believe that something is artificial without necessarily believing that it is a stove or a piston.

      He is a charlatan and a fake.

      This may be the case. However, he is the one presenting actual evidence to back up his claims, instead of relying solely on innuendo.

      He isn't crazy, he is very carefull to not fuck up (like actually making the claim that any of those rocks are stoves) but he all but makes those claims because he knows that there are gullible people that will eat it up... (they'll assume he REALLY meant stoves).

      But those gullible people can look at the pictures on his site and decide for themselves what they reckon the labelled objects really are. It is *others* that are trying to create the impression that Hoagland is claiming there are stoves and pistons. *Not* Hoagland. Because it's obvious, if everyone thought that Hoagland was making claims about actual pistons and stoves, nobody would bother to look at his site. It would be dismissed, unexamined. And that's the point.

  3. How can this be? by jlechem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Daffy Duck told me Marvin the Martian was there and was going to destroy the earth! Don't tell me television has been lying to me all these years.

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    1. Re:How can this be? by Leffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Daffy Duck told me Marvin the Martian was there and was going to destroy the earth!

      "TV said that?"
      -Homer Simpson

      I love it ;)

  4. This one I could believe (almost :-) by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    FTFA: (and given the US penchant for 'friendly fire' incidents ...)


    There have been all sorts of silliness happening from the usual groups, including claims that the Beagle II failed because the U.S. shot it down


    Oh come on, laugh. It's silly AND funny!

    More seriously, why is it that the US seems to get more than its fair share of crackpots like this guy? Is it just because they're more able to make themselves heard (high tech, relatively rich society), or is it [tin hat] something more sinister [/tin hat] ? Perhaps it just seems that way from over here in the UK (officially the worlds least-likely to believe the walking-on-water and rising-from-the-dead thing - can't find the link though it was a bbc report recently), but there seem to be more potential tin-hatters from across the pond than just about anywhere else, even if you take into account the population differences (the US is less than 5x the UK...)

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    1. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fair share of crackpots like this guy?

      and the people that actually hand them money for their opinions, who employs these nutters ?

    2. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by jpflip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My random theory is that the reason that the U.S. gets a lot of crackpots has a bit to do with our history. We're taught from elementary school on up that the U.S. was founded on the democratic notion that the "common man" is equal to (or better than) whoever is in power at the time. This populism is great for a lot of reasons, but it also means its hardly surprising Americans don't trust authority figures. Many people feel that an ordinary person with common sense could walk right in and show the snotty types who think they know everything that they're doing things all wrong. So we get people who think that evolution contradicts the "common sense" of the Bible, quantum mechanics contradicts classical common sense, etc. and that whatever weird ideas they have are better. Some people think that, since they're as good as anyone else, if they don't understand something then it must be wrong.

    3. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Is it just that British eccentrics take a different form?

    4. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by rjelks · · Score: 1

      One reason there are more people like this in the US could be Coast to Coast AM. I'm not sure if you get it over there, but it's a widely syndicated talk show about UFO's, Bigfoot, ghosts, conspiracies and pseudo-science that airs in the middle of the night. It may encourage people towards the tinfoil had variety. It can be entertaining though.

    5. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by gunnk · · Score: 1

      I don't think a lack of credulity on the part of Brits has much to do with -- just do a Google search for "site:.uk crop circles" if you have any doubts. Unconvinced? Try "site:.uk ufo". How about "site:.uk psychic"?

      I do suspect that American media has a greater tendency than British media to give coverage to sensational crackpot stories.

      Then again, Americans do tend to be more religious than Europeans so we (as a group) are more likely to believe in things the existence of which we cannot prove.

      I'm worried that the root of the problem can be found in the words of Arthur C. Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. For many, many people we have passed that point. Since they don't have any inkling how the technology around them works, it is truly indistinguishable from magic. How can they distinguish herbal remedy snake oil from clinically tested pharmaceuticals? They have no idea what is involved in landing a probe on Mars, they only know we've done it, so why are we surprised that they believe aliens are there as well -- or visiting Earth for that matter?

      What we need, IMHO, is to do a better job of teaching critical thinking skills in our schools. We generally teach science in our schools as a big collection of facts while making very little effort to teach the critical thinking skills on which science is founded. When science is presented simply as a collection of facts without really teaching the methodology of science we reduce science to just another belief system. Science is NOT just another faith because it demands testability. When people understand that fact, and understand the methodology of scientific inquiry, only then have we equipped them to separate science from pseudo-science.

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    6. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by tumbaumba · · Score: 1

      why is it that the US seems to get more than its fair share of crackpots like this guy?

      That is because you don't live in some other country. The point is that wherever you live you feel that it is a place where there are more crackpots then anywhere else.

    7. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by Phanatik · · Score: 1

      "common sense of the bible?" Is this sarcasm?

    8. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by halivar · · Score: 1

      Ummm, yeah...

      Let's take a count:

      All countries with Jedi as a recognized religion raise your hand, please.

    9. Re:This one I could believe (almost :-) by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Its easy - 300 million people, containing say 0.05% crackpots.
      That's 150,000 crackpots, right there.
      Say 50 percent have internet access (for tinfoil hat research and random blog postings) , that's 75,000 crackpots from the USA on the internet.

      So when you scale the numbers for your country of choice (eg, .au 20 million ... 5000 online crackpots) it's just a sad fact that as your population grows, the number of crackpots/freaks in the country becomes more noticeable (the number of crackpots in your general area increases, after all), even though their relative percentage to the population is stable.

      This is especially true for the internet where any idiot can post a page with "OMG!! MARTIAN ARTIFACTS!!" and consequently get indexed by 50 search engines.

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  5. Of course there is no life on mars by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

    Humans in general like to think they are the supreme being / race.

    The conspiracy saids scientists know a whole lot more. But the public probably can't handle the truth.

    1. Re:Of course there is no life on mars by Throtex · · Score: 1

      I believe Douglas Adams cleared up the pecking order for us already. We're the third most intelligent species on Earth.

  6. Total Recall by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTF? So now Total Recall is all fake too? There's 2 hours of 'science learning' I'll never get back.

    1. Re:Total Recall by Imperator · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it will soon be part of the official curriculum in California schools.

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    2. Re:Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow everyone misspells the name of this movie; based on the quality, it should really have been Total FECAL!

  7. Richard Hoagland... wrong?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But he's be on TV and the radio. People on TV and the radio are never wrong.

    Oh, also, he claims if he weren't right, people wouldn't spend time trying to say he's wrong.

    1. Re:Richard Hoagland... wrong?! by TrentL · · Score: 1

      You know, I really doubt this Hoagland guy believes half the junk that comes out of his mouth. He has a radio show and has probably made tons of money. He's taking the yokels for a ride and making cash off of people's ignorance. I'm not totally sure this is a bad thing.

  8. Why bother? by dan14807 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why bother debunking something so stupid? Just gives the conspiracy theorists more to talk about.

    Also, anyone capable of rational thought would not believe such garbage in the first place. Anyone stupid enough to believe something that stupid isn't worth correcting.

    1. Re:Why bother? by ToSeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why bother debunking something so stupid? Just gives the conspiracy theorists more to talk about.

      Also, anyone capable of rational thought would not believe such garbage in the first place. Anyone stupid enough to believe something that stupid isn't worth correcting.


      NASA spent millions of dollars and sacrificed opportunities to do some real science just to get woo-woos like Hoagland and his followers the image of the Face they'd been demanding as soon as possible. If these people aren't addressed, we'll be having rovers sent to Cydonia to look for pyramids instead of looking for stuff that might actually be there, like signs of past water.

  9. I'm very confused. by musingmelpomene · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I take off my tinfoil hat now? It's kind of itchy. And hot.

    1. Re:I'm very confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you crazy man? "Itchy and hot" are sure signs the Martians are about to break through!

      Wrap another roll around your head!

    2. Re:I'm very confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't even think about removing that tinfoil hat! Why do you think it's so hot? It's the aliens'/NSA's/secret world government's/Microsoft's* mind-reading rays heating it up! They've turned their machines up to maximum, but they still can't get through!

      Remove that hat, and they'll know everything, even about that time you accidentally shot the cat with a staple gun, and even (horror of horrors) all about that thing you do with banana skins! Yes, that!

      * Delete where applicable, blah blah blah. Warranty void if label removed, blah blah blah.

    3. Re:I'm very confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I take off my tinfoil hat now? It's kind of itchy. And hot.

      Simon says you can take your tinfoil hat off.

    4. Re:I'm very confused. by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 0, Redundant

      *** Approaches with one hand suspisiously behind back and a big smile ***

      Why, of course! Its completely safe. Take off your hat now. No mind control rays here. Especially not in my other hand.

    5. Re:I'm very confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's them! Making you think that it is itchy and hot! It's actually perfectly comfortable, if leaking a bit! For God's sake don't take it off! In fact put another one on on top of it! To stop the leaks!

  10. Theres a straightforward way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    to prove all these claims, in a scientific manner:

    i) Look at those cavemen go
    ii) Take a look at the lawman, beating up the wrong man
    iii) See the mice in their million hordes, from Ibiza to the Norfolk broads
    iv) ?????
    v) Profit

    1. Re:Theres a straightforward way... by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Fantastically funny. Wonder how many of the /. juvies will get this one...

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    2. Re:Theres a straightforward way... by The+Queen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, not a juvie, but... I thought step i was "collect underpants"...? :-)

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    3. Re:Theres a straightforward way... by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Nah, it was "sailors fighting in the dance hall"...

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  11. Those reading "Man from Mars, Woman from Venus" by toesate · · Score: 2, Funny
    will easily refutes this theory.

    Oh.. you mean you are talking about the real planet Mars?

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  12. The worst will be if they actually *do* find life by bc90021 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...ie, if they find bacteria of some sort, many people will be even *more* confused, since "Life On Mars" claims have already been "debunked".

    I guess it's a fact of modern life that conspiracy theorists like Mr. Hoagland make discerning fact from fiction more difficult... thankfully, Phil Plait has been on the case, and doing a great job.

  13. actually, not really debunked by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the claims aren't really debunked, instead, Plait attacks Hoaglands credibility.

    Oh, and this article is old, there's already a rebuttal over at Enterprisemission

    1. Re:actually, not really debunked by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 1

      oops, forgot to say... take it for what its worth, who knows what's true and what's not.

    2. Re:actually, not really debunked by ToSeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, the claims aren't really debunked, instead, Plait attacks Hoaglands credibility.

      Oh, and this article is old, there's already a rebuttal over at Enterprisemission


      Which doesn't really rebut, just attacks Plait's credibility.

    3. Re:actually, not really debunked by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 1

      yeah, kinda funny isn't it? Neither of them use actual science.

    4. Re:actually, not really debunked by jeramybsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here is the deal. Hoagland makes extraordinary claims. It is up to the claimant to provide extraordinary evidence. For instance, Hoagland's proof for life on Mars includes an old blurry pixellated photo of a "face". Plait points out that this is not proof. Plait doesn't have to disprove there is life on Mars to "debunk" Hoagland, he merely needs to point out the lack of evidence for it. Now, even with a high resolution photograph of the face, Hoagland refuses to back down from his claims and keeps selling books on the subject. I think his credibility and motives are open for speculation. Hoagland also misrepresents his credentials and this should be open to scrutiny.

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    5. Re:actually, not really debunked by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you read more than the Introduction? Plait has individual pages for each claim, which get into the actual science of why Hoagland's ideas are misguided at best.

      Oh, and Hoagland's website design is painful. Ow, my eyes.

      -Carolyn

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    6. Re:actually, not really debunked by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 1

      I read the CNN article, and that was mostly handwaving and attacking of credibility.

    7. Re:actually, not really debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RT actual FA punk!

    8. Re:actually, not really debunked by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      Just read the CNN article, which is actually from Space.com. I didn't see anything up there that Hoagland didn't open himself up for by attacking NASA's credibility. The assault on his credentials is not even by by Plait, but by Ralph Greenberg from the University of Washington, and Hoagland's rebuttal is included. So, basically, both sides of the issue got airtime, which, from where I'm sitting, is more than Hoagland's claims warrant.

      -Carolyn

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    9. Re:actually, not really debunked by technomancerX · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The thing is, on some of the things (Crystal Worm, face) we simply won't know for sure until there are actual close-up examinations done. Period. You can argue back and forth forever, but at the end of the day, admit the answer is 'We don't really know'.

      Could the face actually be something that was carved thousands of years ago and weathered to its current state? YES. Mars was once warm and rich in water, so it is possible. Could it be random weathering of a rock outcropping? YES.

      The arguments presented against the 'Crystal Worm' are even better. 'I think it's an optical illusion that is actually concave with some sand dunes at the bottom'. Ok, do I think it's a fossilized worm out of Dune? No. Do I think it's possible that it's a convex tube that hasn't been explained? Possibly. Once again folks, without closer investigation WE DON'T KNOW.

      I don't tend to buy conspiracy theories, but I also don't eliminate valid possibilities without investigation because I can make up an explanation. Want to know for sure what the hell the 'Glass Worm' is? Drop a lander there and FIND OUT. That's what scientific investigation is about. Forming a hypothesis and testing it. We seem to be missing the testing on some of these points. Providing an alternate, unporven hypothesis does not constitute proof (or debunking, for that matter).

      On some of these, there are clearly valid explanations, such as the 'green spot' photos. On others, I'm sorry, there's simply not.

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    10. Re:actually, not really debunked by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > Hoagland refuses to back down from his claims and keeps selling books on the subject

      That's precisely it. Skepticism has a smaller market. He's a charlatan plain and simple, who probably doesn't truly believe most of his own claims; he's probably not cynical enough to disbelieve them, but he's resolved the cognitive dissonance by "keeping an open mind". Were to challenge his worldview, he'd lose his livelihood and community.

      Look for this pattern in a whole lot of new-age claimants of the paranormal or just plain fantastic. It's definitely not limited to Hoagland.

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    11. Re:actually, not really debunked by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read the CNN article, and that was mostly handwaving and attacking of credibility.

      So let me get this straight: your claim that Plait didn't debunk Hoagland is predicated on the fact that you did not, in fact, bother to read the actual article in which Plait debunked Hoagland, but instead made up your mind based on the dubious credibility of the reporter from CNN's interpretation of events.

      Thank you, sir, for volunteering to so aptly illustrate the "false authority" problem that this story revolves around.

    12. Re:actually, not really debunked by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I don't tend to buy conspiracy theories, but I also don't eliminate valid possibilities without investigation because I can make up an explanation. Want to know for sure what the hell the 'Glass Worm' is? Drop a lander there and FIND OUT.

      Do you know how expensive that is? That's a lot of money to sink into debunking some crackpot's claims, and that's why it's not done. You put your money into what you think will give you the most gain, and proving Hoagland is wrong is not very scientifically (or politically) valuable.

    13. Re:actually, not really debunked by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't tend to buy conspiracy theories, but I also don't eliminate valid possibilities without investigation because I can make up an explanation. Want to know for sure what the hell the 'Glass Worm' is? Drop a lander there and FIND OUT. That's what scientific investigation is about. Forming a hypothesis and testing it. We seem to be missing the testing on some of these points. Providing an alternate, unporven hypothesis does not constitute proof (or debunking, for that matter).

      On some of these, there are clearly valid explanations, such as the 'green spot' photos. On others, I'm sorry, there's simply not.


      Certainly, we don't know in the mathematical sense of complete, undeniable proof. But we do not have to forsake sense in the name of fairness. As I recall about the Glass Worm photo, Plait says that perspective is deceptive is many astronomical photos, presents an example that looks like a crater in one orientation and a dome in another, and suggests that a similar perceptual trick is probably at work in the case of the "worm." He also explains the "glassy" appearance in terms of an imaging effect. This is a far better hypothesis than any Hoagland has proposed, and while I would love to be able to explore Mars inch by inch, in the absence of infinite money, work like Plait's is the best we have. And there's no reason at all to fund a mission to go check out Hoagland's assertations about the Martian surface, since they really ought to pin the needle on even a Wal-Mart bullshit detector.

      (Besides, it's clearly a Habitrail left over from the Giant Space Hamsters once plentiful on Mars, and sadly unable to survive the climate change.)

      -Carolyn

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    14. Re:actually, not really debunked by technomancerX · · Score: 1
      Do you know how expensive that is? That's a lot of money to sink into debunking some crackpot's claims, and that's why it's not done. You put your money into what you think will give you the most gain, and proving Hoagland is wrong is not very scientifically (or politically) valuable.

      It's not about proving Hoagland wrong. It's about actually investigating some EXTREMELY odd phenomenon. Also, on the "Glass Worm", depending on the location of the "Worm" on Mars' surface, I doubt the bottom of an impact crater (which by definition will contain materials not native to Mars) is going to provide any more useful data than the bottom of a potential runoff channel on the surface.

      It reminds me of the "biodetector" experiments on Viking. Three seperate expreiments indicated the presence microbial life (in addition to possible evidence found in meteorites on Earth). It was then seen that it was possible the experiments could have provided false results. Did we devise new experiments and follow up? No. We put out a blanket label stating there was no evidence of life and have done NO further investigation in that direction. Sorry, that's fundamentally bad science.

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    15. Re:actually, not really debunked by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      yes, debunked.

      In fact, this part of the site should be called, "Bad Geology." As the nutty theory that Phil has taken on contains numerous geological errors.

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    16. Re:actually, not really debunked by thogard · · Score: 1

      Spending $100,000,000 debunking a few claims might just help 10,000 high school kids learn to think a bit clearer. That might not be a bad investment considering the large number of people who still think the face is real.

    17. Re:actually, not really debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Richard Hoaxland is sort of like the Kent Hovind of the 'ETs on Mars' crowd.

      Even putting him on the first manned mission to Mars, to see the 'Mars Face' up close, still wouldn't be enough to convince him that he's talking bollocks .

    18. Re:actually, not really debunked by mtgradwell · · Score: 1
      As I recall about the Glass Worm photo, Plait says that perspective is deceptive is many astronomical photos, presents an example that looks like a crater in one orientation and a dome in another, and suggests that a similar perceptual trick is probably at work in the case of the "worm."

      In the immortal words of Christine Keeler, "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?"

      Only, there are numerous "glass worms", not just one. Some of them seem to cross one another, and at least one goes down into a depression, forming a glassy pool there, and emerges from the other side. And every one of them looks like a glass worm, and not one looks like a train of dunes. And Plait helpfully shows an upside-down image of one, and despite his assertions, to me at least it still looks like an (upside-down) glass worm.

      He also explains the "glassy" appearance in terms of an imaging effect. This is a far better hypothesis than any Hoagland has proposed,

      Better in what way? Has it stood up to testing better than Hoagland's hypotheses? Have there even been any tests proposed? Are there any photos of Earth dunes, anywhere, that look like glass worms?

      My own hypothesis is that the "glass worms" are glaciers. They are shinier and more transparent than Earth glaciers because no snow ever falls on them. And the difference between this hypothesis and Plait's is that mine actually explains what is observed, and not in a contrived way. The "worms" tend to follow valley floors because that is what water does, even when in the form of ice. The transverse markings are caused by seasonal variation in rate of flow, and are similar to crevasses in Earth glaciers. And, Just like Earth glaciers, the "worms" can go uphill for short distances. The pressure of ice entering and filling a depression is enough to force ice uphill on the other side of the depression.

      But there was no point putting forward such a hypothesis in the past, because it implies that surface water has been observed, and that is a no-no. Even yesterday's announcement was only about water in the long-ago past. So we have official explanations about "optical illusions". Given the lameness of these explanations, it's hardly surprising that many people prefer to roll their own hypotheses.

      and while I would love to be able to explore Mars inch by inch, in the absence of infinite money, work like Plait's is the best we have.

      Can we really not do any better than that? Whatever happened to *testable* and *tested* hypotheses? And Mars is covered with a vast number of anomalous features, totally diferent from anything on Earth, of which we have tantalising images with *almost* enough resolution to tell us definitively what they are. There are "spiders" (actually huge plant-like objects, which seem to grow and die down with the Martian seasons, and which in some regions in the southern hemisphere seem to form huge forests). There are "dalmatian dunes", i.e. "dunes" which are covered with large dark spots like dalmatian dogs. These too are shiny, suggesting a glacial nature, and the dark spots have an organic look to them. Could be oil, could be some kind of life form. Either case ought to arouse some interest, but .. no. And there is much, much more. A whole planetful of stuff, in fact.

      Where is the serious discussion of these items? Why the insistence on prosaic "explanations" that don't actually explain anything? Or on an absence of explanation, in cases where no prosaic explanation can be found?

      I think it is because once a notion (in this case the notion that mars is dry and dead) has taken hold, it is practically impossible to shift it, and no amount of evidence can make any difference. People think it has been proven beyond doubt that Mars is dry and dead, even though when pressed they can't point to any proof, or even to any real evidence to support that hypothesis.

  14. Re:The worst will be if they actually *do* find li by darth_MALL · · Score: 1

    Life on Mars is not 'Civilization' on Mars.

  15. Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Phil Plait should be given some award for his work in debunking bullshit.

    What suitable options are there?

    1. Re:Award by falzer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Phil Plait should be given some award for his work in debunking bullshit.
      What suitable options are there?


      World's Best Debunker t-shirt?

    2. Re:Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a "Kiss the Debunker" barbeque apron is more in order.

    3. Re:Award by jeffshoaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? You mean a mention on Slashdot isn't award enough?

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    4. Re:Award by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Phil Plait should be given some award for his work in debunking bullshit.

      Perhaps we should create a "Shittie" award?

  16. How is this off topic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story is about Richard Hoagland.

    1. Re:How is this off topic? by OECD · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      This story is about Richard Hoagland.

      Three words, "Moderators on Crack."

      They also seem to think that talking about moderation is -1 Offtopic DoublePlusUnGood. (Yes, I'm talking about you! Put down the pipe!)

      There, that ought to burn off some of this cumbersome Karma.

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  17. Slow News Day? by OECD · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in other news, NASA's Mission to the Giant Turtle has been canceled.

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    1. Re:Slow News Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to your sig.

    2. Re:Slow News Day? by mblase · · Score: 2, Funny

      And in other news, NASA's Mission to the Giant Turtle has been canceled.

      Dangit, how else are we going to learn what sex the Great A'Tuin is?

    3. Re:Slow News Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's really depressing - I was so looking forward to the hubbles UDTF (Ultra Deep Turtle Field)

  18. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by errxn · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...ah, screw it. Too easy.

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  19. Shame about the White Bunny by sczimme · · Score: 3, Funny


    From the linked site:

    A few days later, the Opportunity rover left its lander and started roving across Mars. In images returned after that, it looked like Opportunity had run over the "bunny"! Worse, Opportunity had made a little side excursion while moving, making it look like NASA had run over the object on purpose. Was NASA trying to cover up the existence of an alien?

    No, they were trying to hide evidence of the Easter Bunny! Conspiracy!

    They at least could have waited until after Easter. Bastards.

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  20. There will be a civilization on mars.... by botzi · · Score: 1

    ....but it's still not there....it will land some day tho..........

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  21. Content-free cheerleading by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm glad this made the front page. Phil Plait is a force for Good...or at least Sense, and deserves all the recognition he can get.

    If you're going to pound his server, at least click through his advertisers and think about buying his book, huh?

    -Carolyn

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  22. You know it was coming: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Plait: What happen?
    Mechanic: Someone blow up us the Beagle!
    Plait: What!
    Operator: Main screen turn on!

    Plait: It's you!!
    Hoagland: How are you gentlemen!!
    Hoagland: All your mars rover are belong to aliens
    Hoagland: You are on the way to destruction

    Plait: What you say?
    Hoagland: You have no chance to explore mars junk
    Hoagland: Ha ha ha ....
    Operator: Dr. Plait!!

    Captain: Take off every 'Beagle'!!
    Captain: Move 'Beagle'.
    Captain: For great justice.

    Ok... I know it sucks... but laugh. You knew it was coming. At least it wasnt goatse!

  23. DON'T BELIEVE THE FUD by rjelks · · Score: 0

    This is exactly what they want you to believe. Shhhhh.

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  24. Good, we need people with patience to refute this by Performer+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hoagland has some wild theories based on the flimsiest of evidence and even doctored photographs (introducing symmetry where none existed for example). He's a guy who just can't let go of his pet theories in the face of mounting evidence refuting them.

    What really gets me annoyed with this guy though is when he starts criticizing NASA & accusing them of dishonesty & coverup when the data don't match his preposterous theories. Half the time it's his own technical ignorance that's the problem.

    The guy just doesn't understand that we'd all like to find evidence of life on Mars, bipedal walking around life most of all, but we can't let that cloud our judgement.

    If mankind ever does find evidence of life on Mars it'll be no thanks to fools like Hoagland, although I'm sure he'll be the first to say "I told you so".

    Claims on the basis of the most tennuous of evidence and outlandish conjecture are worse than useless.

  25. I'm sooo aanngryyy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Marvin

  26. and the retort? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If any of you tinfoil hatters are interested... (via anomalist.com)

    I found it hilarious that the photo link Hoagland provides at the end goes to a page with a caption that mentions him as an "unidentified guest".

    http://www.enterprisemission.com/response.htm

    Email Exchange From Rob Roy Britt of Space.com
    And Richard C. Hoagland on the Plait\Greenberg Allegations

    In a message dated 3/12/2004 3:14:35 PM Mountain Standard Time, rbritt@HQ.SPACE.com writes:

    Hi Richard:
    I will be going into some of these issues. Your serious criticism of NASA
    requires that I discuss your credentials as well. I just spoke with Ralph
    Greenberg, who has analyzed some of your biographical claims that on your
    web site. I've read them too, and indeed your web site clearly says that you
    claim to have been the first to propose the Europa ideas. If you'd like to
    respond to Greenberg's comments, feel free to e-mail me back.

    Rob

    Here is what Greenberg said to me:

    "It's clear that [Hoagland] deserves no credit for proposing an ocean under
    the ice on Europa." And regarding the notion of life: "Others before him
    wrote on the same topic with more merit."

    Greenberg says Hoagland deserves some credit for helping to popularize the
    Europa ideas. But he is bothered that Hoagland does not make an effort to
    clear the record.

    "He never made it quite clear that this was not his original idea in any
    sense," Greenberg said. "I think it's really shameful that he hasn't been
    willing to make it crystal clear."

    Rob,

    OK, here's the real story behind Plait's current accusations ....

    Greenberg is the source. It is his long-standing "Hoagland obsession" -- which has been going on for years, and can be characterized as nothing less -- that is a clear example of how far certain people are willing to go to smear our reputation and our work. This is a classic case of what I pointed out a couple days ago, about these baseless accusations being fundamentally "political" ....

    I would hope, as a good reporter, you would prefer to rely on "primary sources" for your story -- as opposed to merely "hearsay" from third parties -- certainly third parties with an obvious political agenda. I would therefore strongly recommend that you begin by actually reading my original 1980 article, "The Europa Enigma" (on the Enterprise website -- http://www.enterprisemission.com/europa.html) -- which appeared in the January, 1980 issue of Star & Sky Magazine ... now 25 years old.

    In the entire article -- at no time -- do I take undue credit for the original idea of a potential ocean under Europa's icy surface. That is a skillfully spun fiction -- created specifically by our less than honest critics ... such as Plait and Greenberg.

    What I actually do in this extensive paper is clearly credit Cassen, Peale and Reynolds -- who originated and published in Science Magazine the first tidal model for internal Jovian satellite heating, just before Voyager 1 arrived at Jupiter in early 1979. I clearly credit their original calculations regarding the possibility of tidal heating of Io ... and a lesser tidal input maintaining a current possible "liquid ocean for Europa."

    But, I also carefully cite their strong caveat (in the then just-published Science tidal paper) that, depending on certain "incalculable factors," such an originally liquid Europan ocean could have frozen solid in the 4.5 billion years of subsequent solar system history.

    In other words, in their published model, there was a more than even chance that Europa's ocean now was no longer liquid -- but had become a 100 miles-deep glacier of solid ice! And, if this was the case, if such an original Europan ocean had ever frozen solid, their own tidal calculations in Science clearly stated it could never be unfrozen!

    This is where the dishonest critics have carefully,

  27. A joke? by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You know, for the longest time I thought Hoagland's website was a joke - kind of like Villain Supply. I didn't think he actually took it seriously. He really does seem to believe what he writes, enough to go onto the radio.

    It's really quite sad.

  28. Hoaxland ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... of course I am not the first one to come across that.

    It is already there (among others).

    CC.

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    1. Re:Hoaxland ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hoagland: His Anal gods

  29. Re:Good, we need people with patience to refute th by mtrupe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The guy just doesn't understand that we'd all like to find evidence of life on Mars, bipedal walking around life most of all, but we can't let that cloud our judgement.

    On the contrary-- I think he understands this fact very well. I think people want there to be life in space, especially close to home. Hoaglad feeds off of this, and uses it to his advantage. And he makes money in doing so... I would be very surprised if he honestly believed his own crazy ideas. People believe because they want to, not because there is any substantial evidence...

  30. Just three years ago, ... by agslashdot · · Score: 1

    An image from the Mars Global Surveyor is said to be a gargantuan, glass-like worm

    An apparent bit of spacecraft debris from the rover mission, photographed by Spirit, was dubbed a "bunny"

    And Satan showed up on 9/11 too.

    1. Re:Just three years ago, ... by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      And Satan showed up on 9/11 too.
      For extra humor, the text in Finnish at the bottom of the page:

      "All this I will give you if you bow down to me."
      (Satan said this in bibble)

      Member of church, Harri Veijonen, head editor of the paper, wrote before the strike of the king of the terror that what God would do if he were the
      [kinda synonym to satan] (run-off sentence by the author, not me):
      "Suicide strike to Tuomiojas
      [some finnish political figure, whatever] house". Follow me and not the one who leads you to your doom! Jesus and his followers do not bow down at the homosexual Devil, but instead to the exact opposite direction!

      I know I wouldn't be bowing to the opposite direction of the homosexual devil :)

  31. Adult Swim Rules! by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the article: And remember, "Coast to Coast" has an audience of 10 million people.

    I had no idea Space Ghost has that many followers... must be the Martians watching Adult Swim via satellite...

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  32. This isn't about science - its a religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree with your assessment on the state of public education, for the Hoagland's of the world this is not about science, this is about religion. These extraterrestrials amongst us believers need to live a world with an external purpose and reason for being. They will never get that from science and feel conventional religions are beneath them or just too unbelievable. For these folks its not just about extraterrestrial life, which rational science types like me find totally plausible, it's the whole they live amongst us, they are so much more advanced, they created us and have a purpose for us (that is only reveled to the occasional abducted prophets), and they have given us all the technological advances since WWII. This is a new-age religion that had nothing to do with science education.

    1. Re:This isn't about science - its a religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, flimflam artists like Hoagland have been around a long time and the state of education isn't really a factor in their rise (and ultimate fall). They're all about themselves and NOT the science. Notice how Hoagland gets defensive when the attention is directed toward the shortcomings in his science and his background? Those things don't cast him (and his cosmically huge ego) in the right light, and thus he gets upset. He's no different from most televangelists or other con artists.

  33. Must be debunked by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People like this nutcase must be debunked for the damage they do to serious astronomy. By allowing this kind of infestation to manifest just because you know how ridiculous it is you end up giving credibility simply by way of not having debunked it. Much as eco-terrorists like ELF and ALF damage the environmental cause, people like this guy (not saying he's a terrorist) damage the credibility of things like SETI.

    Think how many people now believe in crap like Roswell and little green men. Now think how people like this make it hard for the public to take this science seriously. The idiot wants pr, but by not giving him the smackdown he so desperately needs, they'll get unearned credibility instead. The lack of pr will of course just be proof of a conspiracy against them.

    Just think, to believe this guy you'd have to accept that we've spent hundreds of millions of dollars just on this one one mission to look for signs of life and that we would then turn around and ignore it when we found it. Too bad they don't teach logic in schools anymore.

    1. Re:Must be debunked by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
      Think how many people now believe in crap like Roswell and little green men.

      There's an undercurrent of desperate fascism in your post. You're essentially saying "the believers must be reprogrammed! We can't allow them to think differently!"

      Fuck that. People are gonna believe in what they want to believe. I accept the fact that you don't believe in aliens, despite the small-minded, self-centered, delusional logical leaps you must take to reach that conclusion. The idea that there is no more life in the universe than us is absolutely preposterous to me. It borders on inconceivable. If you need me to explain that to you, I don't think I can. You need to fit the universe in your brain to understand how much space there is out there. A shitload, to say the least. Look how many stars are up in the sky. And now imagine that there's a billion galaxies, each filled with billions of stars. And NONE of these has life? NONE?!?!!!! The idea is fucking madness. Especially when you consider all the possibilities for life in our own tiny solar system.

      Now, I'm not saying I agree with everything Hoagland says, but I sure as hell don't believe the Powers That Be. Believing them is dangerous to your health, and your mind. I come to my own conclusions. You are entitled to your beliefs, but I don't think I should have to put on a tinfoil hat just to talk about the possibility of life existing elsewhere. Who knows, maybe we are not the first advanced human civilization to arise on this planet. Maybe we colonized Mars and Venus millions of years ago, before utterly annihilating ourselves. Both planets look like they were decimated, either through warfare or really bad weather. ;-)

      Anyway, I urge you to keep an open mind. I know /. is practically the skeptic's Mecca, but some of us still dare to dream "crazy" ideas. Doesn't mean we don't need evidence, but if I had your attitude, I wouldn't bother to look. Hope is what will take us out and into the stars.

    2. Re:Must be debunked by hak1du · · Score: 1

      People like this nutcase must be debunked for the damage they do to serious astronomy.

      As opposed to the nutcases who think our lives are run by an invisible, all-powerful being? The nutcases who talk ("pray") to invisible beings nightly? The nutcases who go out and start holy wars or burn people at the stake because invisible beings told them to? The nutcases that believe that when they die, they'll go to some really nice place, or maybe some really hot place, or some other place in between?

      There are a lot of nutcases out there. The variety of nutcase that claims that there is intelligent life on Mars seems benign compared to the variety of nutcase that we have in our governments, churches, synagogues, and mosques. And it's the religious nutcases that are responsible for millions of deaths. Start with something that matters: debunk the religious nutcases first. The few nutcases that claim that there is life on Mars simply aren't a problem.

    3. Re:Must be debunked by onyxruby · · Score: 1
      Did I ever say that there is no life in the universe? Um, no. I put enough words in my own mouth without you doing it for me. Now calm down, take your meds and re-read what I wrote. I'll quote myself to save you too much trouble.
      people like this guy (not saying he's a terrorist) damage the credibility of things like SETI.

      Now if I'm concerned about SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestial Life) getting it's reputation damaged, than its obvious that I support the search for life out there. If you browse through enough of my posts over the years chances are you'll find that I posit mathematical odds dictate that there has got to be life out there. There is no undercurrent in my post, I was pretty blunt and upfront about what I had to say. There is nothing fascist about my post either. Debunking an idiot is not fascism, read up on the real thing, OK?

      Zealousness is good to a point, but your jumping to conclusions and reading things I never wrote. Theres plenty of interesting real stuff in Astronomy to absorb a lifetime of fascination and learning without having to fabricate material. Fabricating material is fine, so long as it science fiction and labeled as such, some authors such as Isaamov and Clarke have made a successful career out of this. They don't present what their imaginations come up with as fact though, and this guy does. For this he needs debunked.
    4. Re:Must be debunked by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      You make an interesting point, I think you might be dissapointed to find out I largely agree with it. More wars have been started over religion than any other reason, but it actually isn't the first in sheer numbers of millions killed. I believe it's third right behind communism and fascism. Meanwhile we get nutcases like the one in the linked article that need debunked. Just because there are bigger problems out there doesn't mean we cant squash a few small ones here and there.

    5. Re:Must be debunked by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Let me start off by saying that I don't exactly disagree with you, but I'm not sure 1) how much damage this sort of person does or 2) whether or not the good he does outweighs it.

      Slashdot is a really cool place for science and technology news; that's what it's here for and that's why we come. But outside our little universe (no space humor intended) are the majority of folks who really don't know much about what's going on.

      People like this certainly get a lot of PR because as somebody else pointed out, controversy sells. But at the same time controversy sparks, even requires, debate: Two sides, at least!, of the same issue. Which means that this guy might get on a radio show and talk up his crackpot ideas, but it may also have the effect of people going, "hey, you know, that Mars stuff is pretty neat" and taking more of an interest.

      Generally speaking, the issue that somebody like this guy presents isn't really tough to deal with. He stared at some rocks, determined it looked like a face and decided it must mean alien life. It's not like a lot of other theories in astronomy where you really do need two PhD's to really grasp what's going on; it's a guy staring at a photo. Most people aren't going to take him seriously.

      The real short version: One of the things the guy debunking the alien civilization claims says is that even if a small fraction of the 10 million people who listen to the radio show believe the alien theory that it still amounts to a lot of people. My contention is simply that even if only a small fraction of the 10 million people who listen to the radio show take a heightened interest in astronomy/the Mars missions that it still amounts to a lot of people.

      Maybe he's doing some good without knowing it.

  34. Call me crazy, but... by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 1

    doesn't the face on Mars look like J'onn J'onzz (the Martian Manhunter)? I may not believe in psuedoscience, but I believe in comics!

  35. American Education Period.... by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "This sort of thing simply exemplifies the sad state of science education in the general public."

    Not just science ed, but the basic skill of critical thinking. I can't speak for how things are going in the rest of the world, but here in the US it's gotten particularly sad. People as a whole just don't seem able or willing to be bothered by thinking for themselves.

    Seems to me that many moons ago, even those who lacked formal higher education could be counted on to have "horse sense" - the simple ability to call "Shenanigans" when faced with something fishy, and run the snake oil salesman out of town.

    These days it seems everyone's simply lining up for snake oil subscriptions. What's up? Too much "Reality" TV? Sure folks have always been duped, but damn it seems like a national pastime these days.

    1. Re:American Education Period.... by eric2hill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, but take it up on a whole new level. America's education system is going down the toilet. For christ sake, people threw a fit over testing third-graders for their reading ability. My two-year old is quickly learning her alphabet. She'll be reading books by the time she's 4. My wife and I are seriously considering home-schooling since the moron-to-normal ratio in public schools has gotten too high. There are just too many gangs, drugs, and sluts in school today. (I'm not terribly disgusted with the sluts, but as a guy, I digress.)

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    2. Re:American Education Period.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the "american paradox". An extreme example of this is in the movie "Wall Street".

      Roughly: It is rational to have more money. The money reward is based upon action, rather than analysis. The artificial environments of society and finance are so difficult to understand rationally, that imitation becomes the "survival strategy". (Ideally, an human being should be able to imitate only when necessary... however, I believe there are good psychological reasons for why this is not the case.) Thus, imitation (de facto irrational) becomes the optimal strategy for achieving a rational goal. It's only natural for this to produce an uncritical society.

      On the other hand, we can start thinking about how to program them.

    3. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In large part, this problem can be placed squarely on the shoulders of American parents. The ones who are too busy working long hours to afford SUVs and big-screen TVs to spend time with their kids. Love is shown, not through sitting down and reading a book to your six-year-old, but by purchasing them a PlayStation.

      Education begins at home; the schools can't be expected to inspire kids, especially when the two biggest influences on their lives are nominally apathetic towards everything but material acquisition. Few children will ever learn to love reading in a house where the parents don't, and critical thinking skills can't just be taught in the classroom, because the environment is just too limited.

      Many parents also have this nasty habit of riding the educators long and hard, basically dictating what and how the school will teach. Nevermind the fact that the educators have spent years studying How To Educate -- the parents always know how to teach their kids better.

      The end result is that schools have crippled their curriculums, by and large, because of the insane number of frivolous lawsuits brought on by irate parents, who were 'concerned' about what their kids were learning. They didn't want their kids learning about things that might upset them, or that might conflict with their religious beliefs, or that might seem racist in any way, shape, or form.

      History teachers have to walk on tiptoes because they have to present a politically incorrect subject (human history) in a politically correct fashion. Evolution is under fire in biology classes because it contradicts religious doctrine, nevermind that it is the accepted theory for how life originated. Philosophy classes are never taught in high schools, and we don't have much art or music because they are unimportant next to teaching the kids how to use a word processor...which they already learned how to do at home.

      Hell, students nowadays are rarely ever failed or held back a year, because of parental uproar -- there are kids that make it to high school without being able to read beyond a fourth-grade level. My father quit teaching because he was tired of having to explain Shakespeare to people who could barely make it through Dr. Seuss.

      What's the solution? Change our culture. Get people to stop worrying about nice cars and expensive clothes, and instead start spending actual time with their kids. Read to them. Tell them stories of your youth. Help them figure out when advertisements are bull, and praise them for accomplishment. Punish them when they misbehave. Above all, just be there.

      But this will never happen here.

      Grr. Okay. Done now.

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    4. Re:American Education Period.... by daVinci1980 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have this strange assumption that the parents are somehow any more intelligent then the children.

      Its not going to make it any better if your dad is (for instance) Richard Hoagland.

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    5. Re:American Education Period.... by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's because there is no real consequence today for getting screwed. In fact, get a decent lawyer, and it's probably the best thing that can happen to you.

      The assumption is that there will always be some organization that will watch out for the "little guy" and protect him. If there's not, there is a tremendous uproar.

      It's nice to live in a society where there are no real risks, but we're all paying for it with freedom to make mistakes, and the experience that comes with it.

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    6. Re:American Education Period.... by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not just science ed, but the basic skill of critical thinking. I can't speak for how things are going in the rest of the world, but here in the US it's gotten particularly sad. People as a whole just don't seem able or willing to be bothered by thinking for themselves.

      Additionally, those who do think for themselves are considered a bit of a weirdo. I can't tell you how interesting it was to grow up in Smalltown, USA in the Bible Belt. During a debate with someone who presented me with Bible scripture, I said, "I don't believe in the Bible." There was a collective gasp that echoed throughout the room.

      Ignorance is rewarded in this [part of the] country by way of social acceptance.

      I think what I appreciated about Europe was that there was little dumbing down of news stories. While on American new stations, you get newscasters saying, "Now what does that mean, exactly?" to everything an 'expert' has to say on a subject. Television news in England seemed to be something that educated people could watch without wanting to pull their hair out.

    7. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      The parents don't need to be smarter; just smart enough to give their kids a kick to start learning on their own. My dad, although I love him dearly, is an idiot when it comes to any type of real scientific knowledge -- he has a few crackpot theories on advanced physics, yet he doesn't understand even the basics of vector math, and thinks that an object dropped from a moving aeroplane will fall straight down -- instead of maintaining the same forward speed it had when it left the aircraft.

      Yet this man inspired me to read, to study math and physics, to ask questions about the universe. He taught me to play chess, and how to find books in a library so that I could look up answers. He bought me an electronics experiment kit from Radio Shack so I could build my own radio.

      He might have zip when it comes to scientific knowledge, but he still put me on the right track.

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    8. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      That was my experience as well; I liked that, in German classrooms, it was expected that you had read and comprehended the material, because if you hadn't, you were fscked.

      American classrooms, on the other hand, baby-step you through everything. I hate sitting through an hour of class where all the professor does is go over the reading material he assigned the night before, because he knows that 75% of the class didn't read it.

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    9. Re:American Education Period.... by innerweb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In large part, this problem can be placed squarely on the shoulders of American parents.

      Or, as I prefer to put it, we the voters have a moral obligation to ensure that the people in power do what is right for our country, and our children.

      Dang! One of the few posts I would give a +5 to and I don't have the point.

      I come from a teaching family and I have worked in the schools. I have been able to see children grow from 0 to 30 in my life. The neat thing about that is I see patterns. Those children whose parents were passionate about education and were available to their children tended to be passionate about education themselves. Those parents who were not home, or did not spend time with their children on a daily basis (not 5 minutes, but hours per day) tended to have learning and life problems. Not a one size fits all thing, but certainly true enough most of the time. It is amazing how often the teachers can observe a child and then tell you exactly what the parents are like. No, you will not hear them do it in public. They value their jobs as well. But, the fact that they rarely miss the mark, says a lot about the connection between parents and children.

      If you really want better schools, it starts with better parents. If you want better parents, then you have to let it be known what your standards are to the parents around you. If they do not like it. Tough! They are not good enough to put in charge of your child, and their child may prove to be not good enough to be around yours at that point. It is not their child's fault, but their child's parents. Still, do you want your child being influenced by the their lack of parenting?

      If WE ALL demanded more from parents around us, and we all demanded more from our elected officials, we would get more. People are like water, they tend to sink as low as they can and do as little as possible to get where they are headed.

      What does this have to do with nutcases like this one? If people demanded more from their media, the same thing would happen as well. It all begins with a proper education where you learn to hold yourself and the world around you to higher standards. Goes for software too.

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    10. Re:American Education Period.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better think critical of NASA to. Not everything NASA says is the truth. That goes for every scientist, president, textbook or teacher, no matter who they are.
      Don't believe them automagically.

    11. Re:American Education Period.... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      snake oil

      You realize, of course, that you're able to use the term "snake oil" because its salesman were so common (and presumably at least a little profitable) that everyone knew what it meant.

      In other words, back when people really were selling snake oil, there was a large enough percentage of the population who were willing to buy the stuff that it actually had a market.

      There have always been stupid people, and each generation has always thought that the next was headed toward certain doom. Just something to think about.

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    12. Re:American Education Period.... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Oh, like slashdot where if you mention Jesus and/or God in a post some people go insane and mod you down for that reason only?

    13. Re:American Education Period.... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Many parents also have this nasty habit of riding the educators long and hard, basically dictating what and how the school will teach. Nevermind the fact that the educators have spent years studying How To Educate -- the parents always know how to teach their kids better.

      Nevermind that a lot of these 'educators' are just flash card babies who can memorize anything, reguritate it back out on a quiz-test and thought it would be fun to be a teacher and make quizes-tests of ther own...

      I've met some GREAT educators who love what they do and are truely good at it. Unfortunately, they are few....

    14. Re:American Education Period.... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      What's with this book-love thing? So many people just assume that reading a book is so much better than playing a game or watching a film, but really, it is just another form of entertainment! Literature class seems so silly. Why teach kinds about the kind of entertainment people had before there was better techonolgy? Why is one form so holy and great? It isn't.

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    15. Re:American Education Period.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I just wish I had some way of expressing how utterly depressing it is to read your post. I've spent a good 10 minutes trying to formulate a response, but words fail me every time.

      Basically, every response I come up with lists the following:

      Critical thinking, imagination, vocabulary, scope, character development.. Things that printed fiction provides far more effectively than any other form of media.

      However, I am at a loss still to put how I feel into words. Without literature, be it fiction or not, we never would have made it to movies and video games. Sure, Lit classes suck, because we all have our own tastes. Rarely do you ever go into a Lit class and be able to evaluate the material you want on criteria you define.

      For the love of $deity, I hope you're trolling. I want to see a </sarcasm> tag on the end of your post.

      Maybe we'd be better off if people just stopped fucking breeding.

    16. Re:American Education Period.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, preach it brother! Amen, and God bless!

    17. Re:American Education Period.... by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The neat thing about that is I see patterns. Those children whose parents were passionate about education and were available to their children tended to be passionate about education themselves. Those parents who were not home, or did not spend time with their children on a daily basis (not 5 minutes, but hours per day) tended to have learning and life problems.

      The problem here is that you're making the classic mistake of confusing correlation with causation. I've been doing a fair amount of reading on parenting and how that influences a child, and I was rather surprised with my findings... it turns out that parents probably have much less effect than was previously thought, and genetics may have a much larger role to play than we previously thought (or admitted, anyways). These findings have been supported by extensive studies that have found that kids tend to behave more like their biological parents than the family that raises them (including academically, surprisingly enough). The whole "blame the parents for everything" is part of a larger sociopolitical phenomenon that is based on some flawed philosophical and biological assumptions which has come to permeate almost every facet of our lives, including educational theories and practices. As a side note, my fiancee teaches special ed (for kids with behavioral disorders) and sees plenty of kids from homes with active, involved parents in her classes. Not the majority , by far, but enough to throw a monkeywrench into the crackerbarrel psychology :-)

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    18. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Book-love isn't just literature; it's comic books, and science fiction, and stories of all types. Reading is also like any other form of exercise; it makes you a better reader, and has the side effect of making you a better writer. Considering how much information in our society is imparted through the written word, you would tend to think more people would look at reading as a valuable skill.

      Furthermore, reading a book is not a passive experience -- you have to flip pages and use your imagination to 'fill in the blanks', whereas when watching a film, the entire experience is passive, and your body even drops (from a biochemical standpoint) down into the first stages of sleep. Playing games is better, but all you do is improve your skill at that one game, which isn't useful in the real world (for the most part). Games also do improve hand-eye coordination, but there are better ways of doing this -- they're called 'sports', and they not only improve coordination, but they provide exercise as well.

      Films and video games do have their place, but it is more important to read.

      There's a short story by Charles Sheffield titled 'Higher Education' -- you should read it. In this story, all schools can only teach the barest minimum of facts, and are almost totally crippled because of the threat of parental lawsuits. Most people no longer learn to read, instead relying on electronic readers which read text aloud for them.

      In the story, one student gets kicked out of his school for playing a prank on a visiting congresswoman (oops). He signs up with an asteroid-belt mining company, who get full parental rights over him, because his real parents don't bother to read the contract -- they're more interested in the large chunk'o'change they get for signing him on.

      He complains and whines about his training, and at one point questions his needing to learn to read. His instructor takes him into an ore transport, and reads out the section in the procedure manual which describes proper coupling with an ore carrier -- it's a technical process that would fill two hours' worth of video, but which can be described a single page of text.

      The instructor tells him that the reason he needs to read is because he needs to be able to understand instructions quickly, or he will probably get himself killed. That the book can withstand more radiation, heat, and pressure than a human body, and will still be functional in environments that would destroy a reader.

      Reading is survival, because information is survival.

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    19. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      Yet good teachers used to be more common...they're not few nowadays because good teachers get chased out of the system by zealots with a point to prove, and by parents bringing lawsuits against them for doing their jobs, because giving Johnny an 'F' and making him repeat third grade might 'hurt his self esteem'.

      Even despite this, flash-card babies are often better than the parents; at least the flash-card babies repeat fact rather than wistful fiction.

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    20. Re:American Education Period.... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      In large part, this problem can be placed squarely on the shoulders of American parents.

      So can everything, if you stretch the truth far enough. "Other people's parents" happen to be a convenient and near-universal scapegoat for all of society's ills these days.

      Evolution is under fire in biology classes because it contradicts religious doctrine, nevermind that it is the accepted theory for how life originated.

      1. It's not "THE accepted theory", merely the one with the least contradictory evidence.
      2. Evolution says NOTHING about how life ORIGINATED, only about how organism haves adapted over time. Maybe some one-celled organisms developed in the primordial soup, maybe God created many proto-animals within the First Six Days; either origin story is compatible with evolutionary theory.

      If you're going to rant about the state of education, it helps if you have all of your own facts correct.

    21. Re:American Education Period.... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      1. It's not "THE accepted theory", merely the one with the least contradictory evidence.

      Guess all my bio and anthro professors were wrong, then. And my textbooks. And all of the lecturers whose lectures I've attended...

      2. Evolution says NOTHING about how life ORIGINATED, only about how organism haves adapted over time. Maybe some one-celled organisms developed in the primordial soup, maybe God created many proto-animals within the First Six Days; either origin story is compatible with evolutionary theory.

      No, it does a very good job of explaining how life originated -- read Dawkins. It's explained quite well, and in a way we can replicate in a laboratory.

      If you're going to rant about the state of education, it helps if you have all of your own facts correct.

      If you're going to rant about people having their facts correct, maybe you should check yours first.

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    22. Re:American Education Period.... by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Okay, say, for example... You're a kid, and you just raided the cookie jar without my permission.

      I give you a good hard whack to the bottom, one that will sting for a while.

      You do it again. I smack you again, harder.

      You stop. No smacking.

      You do your homework. You receive a cookie.

      The next day, you not only do your homework, but you do homework for the next day, and even find a little something interesting to research, two cookies, or perhaps a trip to Dairy Queen (or other place you would find pleasurable... and NO, I'm not talking a pr0n store, either, you sick, twisted puppies!

      Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're going to be more likely to follow the behaviours that reward you (homework, cleaning your room), and avoid the ones that hurt you (stealing from the cookie jar).

      While simplistic, THIS is the core to teaching children discipline, and discipline is what anyone needs to learn, not genetics. Unless you can discipline yourself to sit down and read something boring, you'll never begin to understand it enough to follow up once it becomes interesting, or, heaven forbid, useful!

      However, if you never receive the proper treatment for right or wrong actions, you will find your childhood easy, but your adulthood nearly impossible.

      That kind of training is not something a school can teach (anymore), that can only be taught by one of two people... mom and/or dad.

    23. Re:American Education Period.... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the opposite of whats going on in au, but on the other hand a solution.. .hmmm

      Perhaps the only sollution is a total market economy collapse so no one has money to watchtv/cable/ps2's etc... and has to read/learn via FREE BOOKS and talking.

      Yes, everyone works too hard, not enough 'good' techy jobs. Maybe 4days a week for everyone would fi xit all, and increase employment, and give everyone more time with their kids etc...

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    24. Re:American Education Period.... by exspecto · · Score: 0

      Too bad that kid will end up being fat due to the link you've created between performance and food.

    25. Re:American Education Period.... by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      *lol* Good point.

      However, it doesn't need to be cookies; like I said, that was simplistic. It could just as easily be some extra free time before bed, or a new bike... simply put, when he's good, he gets rewarded based on what he values.

      Rewards need not be limited to chemical recombinants purposefully arranged for pleasant consumption into the digestive system. ;)

      Punishments, by the way, doesn't need to be limited to corporal punishment, either. There are ways to make one feel bad without actually harming them. See what happens if you take the XBox for a couple of days...

  36. Whether he's a crackpot or not... by errxn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Hoagland IS very interesting to listen to. I'll give him that much. I don't believe most of what he says, but you know what they say, even a blind dog will find a bone every once in a while.

    It is entertaining listening to him go on Coast to Coast AM, though.

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    1. Re:Whether he's a crackpot or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like something Stauff would say to you as you blindly run around solving puzzles in the 7th Guest.

  37. Coast to Coast AM by Komi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Has anyone else heard Coast to Coast AM (the show which gives Richard Hoagland air time)? It's actually pretty entertaining. It's a talk show that pretty much believes everything that happened on X-Files. You listen to these people call in about soul vampires, shadow people, galactic societies, cities under the Denver airport, etc. and it's fun trying to figure out if these people are just flat out lying or actually believe this stuff. They sound pretty convincing. Not only do they believe in aliens, but they have names for the different sides in this glactic war going on out there.

    If I'm driving around at night, I try to listen. Actually, they're not all crazy. Once I heard the physicist Micio Kaku on there, and that was a pretty cool interview.

    Komi

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    1. Re:Coast to Coast AM by errxn · · Score: 1

      I like listening to the Zero-Point Energy theorists. That is at least as interesting as any conspiracy theories that Hoagland comes up with, and it sounds like there is at least some serious scientific effort going into figuring out if it actually exists, and if so, how to tap into it.

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    2. Re:Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... there's the Casimir effect which has something to do with ZPE. Maybe that demonstrates ZPE, but it's been awhile since I've looked into this stuff, so I'm not sure anymore.

    3. Re:Coast to Coast AM by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree that you can't totally write off Coast to Coast just because Hoagland is a frequent guest. Rarely (VERY rarely, unfortunately) they do have credible guests that speak on interesting subjects...they've had Mitnick on a few times and a couple of weeks ago they had someone (sorry, can't remember her name) on talking about electronic voting and its recent problems. They've also recently done genuinely-interesting interviews with the astronauts and cosmonauts on the ISS and someone from NASA about Sedna (the recently-discovered planetoid).

      Unfortunately, e-voting chick, Mitnick, and Sedna are all too often wedged between shows about numerology, planet X, and El Chupacabra, the Mexican goat-sucker. :)

  38. Why waste your time... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Why waste your time debunking an obvious crackpot?

    I'd be willing to bet there IS life on Mars... bacterial at best, but I bet it's there.

  39. Stop Bombarding Us With Spaceships by myownkidney · · Score: 1
    In a statement released to the journalists, the Martian defence secretary Zcumtlweld said that Mars is considering invading the United States to seek and destroy weapons of mass destruction.

    "You have polluted your air, poisoned your seas, and turned your landmass into a nuclear waste dump." the statement read. "Leave us in peace, although, I am aware that you don't even know the meaning of the word peace. And stop calling us little green men."

    Read the whole story

  40. You know you're a computer geek when... by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...You see this Slashdot headline and the first thing you think of is a new Sid Meier game.

    1. Re:You know you're a computer geek when... by Hir0aki · · Score: 0

      At least i'm not the only one out there who thought that..

      "..our advisors say that our Golden Age has ended.."

      Hiro

  41. it has nothing to do with science by hak1du · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sort of thing simply exemplifies the sad state of science education in the general public. People when presented with the most superficial of data will adopt as truth the most extreme or absurd of claims with no critical assessment.

    I don't think it's a question of science education. Just look at how easy it was for this guy to pull the wool over the eyes of most of the solid state physics community. Science is full of dogma, unfounded beliefs, lack of proof, unstated assumptions, errors, etc. And science education usually does no more to address these problems than other academic disciplines.

    Most people are gullible and don't think critically, whether they are scientists or not. The education system could help with that. But teaching critical thinking isn't tied to any particular subject: you can teach critical thinking in subjects like literature, history, philosophy, economics, or even physical education. All of those have assumptions that can be challenged and problems people can think through for themselves.

    Science, if anything, is probably a bad subject to teach critical thinking because there is so much complexity to be mastered before you can even start thinking for yourself. Students can reasonably discuss different approaches to historical analysis without years of education because they can relate to it; students cannot meaningfully discuss the foundations of quantum mechanics or the meaning of general relativity or the possibility of the existence of life on other planets because that takes an enormous background of scientific knowledge and skills.

    1. Re:it has nothing to do with science by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Science is full of dogma, unfounded beliefs, lack of proof, unstated assumptions, errors, etc. And science education usually does no more to address these problems than other academic disciplines.

      At the fringes, yes -- there is a point where all some scientists do is the intellectual equivalent of mastrubation. There's also the crackpot fringe whose diplomas by-and-large come from mail-order diploma mills, but who write convincing-sounding books on the scientific validity of numerology in the bible and staple a 'PhD' at the end of their name -- just to sound credible.

      Mainstream science, however, is all about proof, and if you don't have it, you get reamed. If you rely on unstated assumptions that turn out to be false, you get reamed. If you make errors, you get reamed when someone double-checks your work. This is why all of the Cold Fusion nuts have been sent to the fringes, along with the 'young earth' and 'flat earth' types -- because they refuse to acknowledge their mistakes.

      Seriously. Show me an unfounded belief, error, or unstated assumption that has stuck around in physics, chemistry, biology, or any other scientific field for a signifigant period of time. Something that is clearly and demonstrably false, yet which the mainstream community refuses to correct. Good luck.

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    2. Re:it has nothing to do with science by mtgradwell · · Score: 1
      Mainstream science, however, is all about proof, and if you don't have it, you get reamed.

      Mainstream science has very little to do with proof. It is, or should be, about testability, which generally means the possibility of *dis*proof. A hypothesis is produced, to explain an observed phenomenon. Attempts are then made to disprove the hypothesis. If these are genuine honest attempts, then the more they fail, the more confidence we can have in the validity of the hypothesis - but we can never be certain that it is right. Certainty and science do not mix, or should not. Unfortunately, much of what passes for science now is actually forceful assertion of established "truths", coupled with active discouragement of the formulation of alternative hypotheses, often using debating tricks/logical fallacies such as ad hominem, "guilt by association", and misrepresentation of the hypothesis to be "debunked".

      Some scientific statements may seem to be provable, but only if they relate to a small "hypothesis space" which can be exhaustively searched. E.g. it might seem that "There is a monster in Loch Ness" could be proved by actually producing one, and that "there is no monster in Loch Ness" could be proved by dragging or scanning the entire Loch with negative results. But the most interesting hypotheses are not provable because they are "universal", i.e. they apply to a potentially infinite class of observations. And even the seemingly provable statements aren't really, if we allow open-ended ad hoc "explanations" ("There is a monster, but it's invisible to radar thanks to the stealth techology that it has evolved") - ridiculous example, but there's a lot of science that works just like that.

      If you make errors, you get reamed when someone double-checks your work.

      Yes. That's why very few scientists will admit to errors, and even fewer will go out on a limb by putting forwards the original hypotheses which are the essential prerequisite for any true science. They don't want to get "reamed". So, for instance, they won't use the "f-word" ("fossil") in connection with Mars images, even though the images seem to be crammed full of fossils of various types and species.

      Seriously. Show me an unfounded belief, error, or unstated assumption that has stuck around in physics, chemistry, biology, or any other scientific field for a signifigant period of time. Something that is clearly and demonstrably false, yet which the mainstream community refuses to correct. Good luck.

      Unfounded beliefs: Where to begin? The Big Bang? Black Holes? Errors: "Mainstream science, however, is all about proof, and if you don't have it, you get reamed"; Unstated assumptions: An object which appears to be billions of light years distant really is located where it appears to be, or thereabouts, so that a galaxy which appears to be a billion light years distant in one direction cannot be identified with a similar galaxy which appears to be a billion light years distant in the opposite direction. Light paths are subject only to very slight bending. All the millions of quasar images which appear at the limits of what is visible are not in fact all the same quasar. The universe is at least as big as the apparent size of that part of it which we can observe.

    3. Re:it has nothing to do with science by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      You know, I was going to respond to this, when I finally realized you're a crackpot. I've been trolled! *grin*

      Seriously. Go to college. Take a first-year philosophy class. All your questions are dealt with there.

      Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted...

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    4. Re:it has nothing to do with science by hak1du · · Score: 1

      Mainstream science, however, is all about proof, and if you don't have it, you get reamed. If you rely on unstated assumptions that turn out to be false, you get reamed. If you make errors, you get reamed when someone double-checks your work

      You are wonderfully naive about how real, main-stream science works.

      At the fringes, yes

      No, not just at the fringes--core, mainstream science is driven by personality, ego, unproven assertions, fashion, popularity, and other irrational considerations. The way in which a proof is presented is more important than whether it is actually correct. Scientists are no more critical thinkers than any other profession.

      Seriously. Show me an unfounded belief, error, or unstated assumption that has stuck around in physics, chemistry, biology, or any other scientific field for a signifigant period of time. Something that is clearly and demonstrably false, yet which the mainstream community refuses to correct. Good luck.

      Have a look here. Lounesto looked at Clifford algebras because that's what he was an expert on, but his experience is pretty representative.

    5. Re:it has nothing to do with science by mtgradwell · · Score: 1

      You know, I was going to respond to this, when I finally realized you're a crackpot. I've been trolled! *grin*

      Why not respond anyway? I'm afraid I can't be bothered to do the usual trollish thing like call you names and pretend to address your statements without actually referring to any of them. But I'm sure you can do that for me.

      Seriously. Go to college. Take a first-year philosophy class. All your questions are dealt with there.

      I only asked three questions - "Unfounded beliefs: Where to begin? The Big Bang? Black Holes?"

      I can imagine a first year philosopy class dealing with the first of those questions, but not with the other two.

      Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted...

      The fun is only just beginning, if you really like this sort of thing.

    6. Re:it has nothing to do with science by mtgradwell · · Score: 1
      very few scientists will admit to errors, and even fewer will go out on a limb by putting forwards the original hypotheses which are the essential prerequisite for any true science. They don't want to get "reamed". So, for instance, they won't use the "f-word" ("fossil") in connection with Mars images, even though the images seem to be crammed full of fossils of various types and species.

      .. responding to myself now, but what else can I do? Discussion of Martian fossils is obviously anathema here, but in the absence of such discussion I look like the troll that I am being painted as.

      All I can do is point you to a URL. Mars Fossils, Pseudofossils or Problematica?

      This is by an author who is being as sceptical as the mainstream could wish for (".. and would assign the spherules maybe a 3 percent chance of being organically formed. His proposed microbial or algae mat has maybe a 4 percent chance of being organic. ...") but I would say that the evidence he presents speaks for itself, and he has done a good job of collating that evidence. The low probabilities of biological origin that he assigns to the various phenomena are based on his preconceptions about the history of Mars; preconceptions which should have been blown away by the images that he is studying with their sheer profusion and variety of biological candidates, and by the other indications that have arisen in the time since he wrote that article.

  42. Debunked!!! Not hardly. by Chromodromic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Giving this guy attention, in fact, lends credence to his claims.

    I remember when I scored my first writing job. My uncle, who is a successful journalist, tried to give me some good advice.

    He asked, "What's the first job of a reporter?"

    "To tell the story as accurately as possible?"

    "No," he said. "The first job of a reporter is to create controversy."

    Controversy, he explained, sells the news, engages readers, sparks conversation, and leads to follow-ups. Oh, and it sells the news.

    So if you throw this nincompoop on "Coast to Coast", with 10 million readers, and you give him a voice, even if you do take shots at him, does this really count as "debunking" given the massive exposure he received?

    I think it only counts as idiocy. Come on. The guy points at pictures of geological features and calls them faces. In a Communist society he'd be locked up and his family would be shamed. In America he's used to boost advertising rates.

    Not that that's a criticism, mind you. I think we're all guilty of nuttiness here and there, so thank God we can be used to boost advertising rates ...

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  43. Re:Good, we need people with patience to refute th by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    I've heard Hoagland on radio, I think he eats his own dogfood. (i.e he believes what he's saying). He get's quite expressive when he talks about NASA coverups etc. He's a real tinfoil hat guy.

  44. What? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Daffy Duck told me Marvin the Martian was there and was going to destroy the earth! Don't tell me television has been lying to me all these years.

    As an authority on this subject (I can do the Marvin voice as well as Mel Blanc) I'd like to point out that Bugs Bunny (whose voice I can't do) was the first to encounter Marvin, as Marvin planned to destroy the earth with his Illudium 236 Explosive Space Modulator. When did Daffy Duck encounter Marvin?

    BTW, Earth may be round, but Mars is flat!

    ACKTHPT: President for Life, Flat Mars Society

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    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When did Daffy Duck encounter Marvin?
      When he was working as an actor, playing Duck Dodgers (in the 23rd and 1/2 century).

      (Marvin was played by himself.)

    2. Re:What? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! They're on mission patches for the Rover missions and were at the same press conference. Sheesh!

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  45. Doesn't matter.. by 0x41 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really matter, the cooks will still believe what they want to believe. Bigfoot, Crop circles have all been debunked, and there are still plenty of people screaming coverup.

    -gm

    1. Re:Doesn't matter.. by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      the cooks will still believe what they want to believe

      Thawing meat in the microwave, using crappy store-bought herbs.. Theres no reasoning with some of those guys!

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  46. Truth by kippy · · Score: 1

    Even better is this.

    It talks about some stuff that the RSA is doing toward their manned Mars mission. Kind of interesting. You've got to love the headline though: "Russians conquered Mars 30 years ago".

    I thought Pravda wasn't a propaganda machine anymore. Guess I was only partly right, just the headlines are.

    1. Re:Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Still better than 'Fox News' though...

    2. Re:Truth by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Heh, to an outside viewer even CNN looks like its mostly US propagancda ;P

    3. Re:Truth by Kobal · · Score: 1

      Actually, Pravda has become the Russian equivalent of News of the World. Except it seems that the editors of Pravda actually believe the nonsense they publish.

  47. Mars Attacks! by Hanta · · Score: 1

    Who else has seen the candy bar commercial where the NASA geek enjoying his chocolate bar just misses seeing Martian vandals steal the hubcaps off the martian explorer robot car?

  48. Don't look at the pictures of the face! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't follow the links on his page to see the high res pictures of the face, or your computer will turn to stone: Details: Intrusion: Invalid TCP Flags Intruder: www.msss.com(192.138.172.72) Risk Level: Medium Source IP address: www.msss.com(192.138.172.72) TCP Flags invalid: 0x00000695. Click on the address to trace the attacker You can get detailed information about this attack at Symantec Security Response

  49. If she weighs the same as a duck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Richard Hoagland's claims about life on Mars remind me of the mob's claims about poor Connie Booth being a witch in this movie .

    His self-aggrandizing con-artistry is (intentionally) mind-numbing and the way he draws ridiculous conclusions on the presense of non-existant artifacts from sketchy evidence is hideous and repulsive.

    Remind you of anyone?

    1. Re:If she weighs the same as a duck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. people by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    >> People are much more likely to accept something as a fact if it comes from 'a scientist'.

    you'd love an intro polysci class.

    yes and no; born-again evangelican christians (also known as religio-loonies) are apt to fervently disagree with something just on the basis that it was said by a "scientist". Eg, Scientist: "global warming could potentially have a negative effect on the world's ecosystem and agribusinesses." Christian nut: "...another liberal lie, god bless Texaco!"

    People tend to trust and believe things said by persons they identify with. People on slashdot are probably more likely (as a group) to identify with "scientist"s than are say, people in a baptist church in dixieland. Just like people in that church would be more likely to agree with their minister that "the plight of coconut harvesters in equatorial guinea has got to STOP!" based on who said it than say, a crowd of random people on the street. (don't read too much into these example... as far as I know there are no coconuts in Eq Guinea).

    It's just an information processing shortcut.

    Oh come on, don't pretent you hold up every single assertion to a microscope. We all take this shortcut. Some of us just have better bs detectors. Also happenstance is everpresent (some people call this luck).

    PS: I am not denying the existence of stupidity, or of stupid people. I also don't think I am shocking parent's author with blinding wisdom. Just sayin'.

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    1. Re:people by cozziewozzie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh come on, don't pretent you hold up every single assertion to a microscope. We all take this shortcut. Some of us just have better bs detectors. Also happenstance is everpresent (some people call this luck).

      Of course you can't examine everything in detail (nor does anyone have the ability to always do it), but some critical thinking is really necessary.

      I know a person who was convinced that dogs in Egypt say 'meow meow' instead of 'bow wow'. She thought it was cool and told all her friends about it. You don't really need a microscope for this :)

    2. Re:people by ceejayoz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why do you lump all Christians together as nutty liberal haters that love big oil?

      He didn't?

      born-again evangelican christians

    3. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't...he lumped "Christian nuts" as nutty liberal haters that love big oil. Seems to me that anyone who was a Christian Nut would be, by definition, at least a little nutty.

    4. Re:people by hypnagogue · · Score: 2, Insightful
      born-again evangelican christians (also known as religio-loonies) are apt to fervently disagree with something just on the basis that it was said by a "scientist".

      Folks: this bookmark parent as reference material for future moderations. Any post that is as patently offensive to millions of people as this one is clearly a Troll.

      (Prejudice != Interesting)
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    5. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Born-again means Christian. Evangelican is the name of one protestant denomination, but he didn't capitalize it, so he probably meant Christians who evangelize, which is a large part of the doctrine of most Christian faiths, if not all (I can't think of a reason a church would be non-evangelical, since spreading the word is one of the most basic tenets of Jesus's teachings). He didn't capitalize "Christian" either, so it's still possible he meant Evangelicans, but it wouldn't make much sense to attack one particular denomination for something so general. In other words, "born-again evangelican christians[sic]" was redundant, not specific (IMHO).

      However, I can't even pretend to know what the poster was actually thinking, so maybe he really did think he was making a distinction somehow.

    6. Re:people by de+Selby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if you're serious or just trying to bother people by being pedantic.

      Born-again means Christian.

      Perhaps under one definition, or under the original definition. But the colloquial definition of "born-again" means to be part of a "born-again" movement, not just a Christian.

      he probably meant Christians who evangelize, which is a large part of the doctrine of most Christian faiths, if not all (I can't think of a reason a church would be non-evangelical, since spreading the word is one of the most basic tenets of Jesus's teachings).

      First, if I remember correctly, the Bible says to make the teachings "available", not necessarily to evangelize.

      Second, this might be the same problem as the first thing I quoted from you. The colloquial definition of "evangelical" is not the same one you are using. It means a small extrememly vocal and radical subset of protestant Christianity not necessarily of the proper name "Evangelical".

      However, I can't even pretend to know what the poster was actually thinking, so maybe he really did think he was making a distinction somehow.

      He was making a real distinction, but you two were speaking a different common language.

    7. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First, if I remember correctly, the Bible says to make the teachings "available", not necessarily to evangelize

      You aren't remembering correctly.

      Matthew 28:16-20

      16Then the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go. 17When they saw him, they worshiped him; but some doubted. 18Then Jesus came to them and said, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in[1] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."
    8. Re:people by re-Verse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What a strange choice - i could either mod you down, sending a message with no meaning behind it. I'mstead I will tell you why D'd mod you down. Here it is:

      You see, you get quite high and mighty about being open minded - and then in the next sentence, you force a blessing on to the poster. I mean, as a non christian, i find it quite offensive and disturbing that you'd add that blessing/prayer to the end. Don't force prayers and blessing on people that don't want them, and people will probably be less likely to "lump all Christian together"

      I know a lot of great christians that would never be so crude as to force their conceptions upon those who have decided differently. They don't stand out, so no complaints are generated... but we have to appreciate them for being truely respectful and open minded.

    9. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You see, you get quite high and mighty about being open minded - and then in the next sentence, you force a blessing on to the poster. I mean, as a non christian, i find it quite offensive and disturbing that you'd add that blessing/prayer to the end. Don't force prayers and blessing on people that don't want them, and people will probably be less likely to "lump all Christian together"

      Someone wishes you something good and you bitch about it. Wow. I mean really...FORCE a blessing? It's the equivalent of saying "have a great day" and you screaming "F YOU BUDDY. I'LL HAVE WHATEVER DAMN DAY I PLEASE".

      Get over yourself man.

    10. Re:people by Tassach · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Saying that anyone with an IQ under 100 is stupid would be patently offensive to approximatly 3.25 billion people. It would also be true, at least from a certian point of view. Stating an unpopular or unpalatable truth is not trolling.

      Offensive != False

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    11. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the correction.

    12. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I find christianity (and most other religions in general) to be extremely offensive. So should all pro religious posts be modded as trolls just because I find them offensive?

    13. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately his definitions are wrong.

      I am a born-again evangelical Christian. That is to say, those are the terms I would use to describe myself, and my church describes itself as Evangelical.

      I also believe that creationists are nuts, that modern science makes it impossible to take the whole of the Bible literally, and that God may only have played a minimal part in evolution, although I still find Him irreplacable as an explanation for what caused the Big Bang to happen.

      Please don't use the term "evangelical" when you mean "fundamentalist". The two mean entirely different things. It's as bad as saying "socialist" when you mean "Stalinist", or using "capitalist" to mean "oppressive and exploitative", or "gay" to mean "stupid"... or "stupid" to mean "ignorant", come to that.

      All those words are used in those ways in colloquial contexts, but that doesn't mean it's at all acceptable to use it that way when you're trying to make a serious point about real issues. There are indeed fundamentalist Christians who believe that everything scientists say is a direct assault on Christianity and probably directly inspired by Satan, but using "evangelical" to describe that group does nobody any favours.

    14. Re:people by phyruxus · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I am replying because I feel like it. I'm not trying to have a flame war (but if it happens, meh)

      >> What bias do you have against Christians?

      1) they try to get me to accept all kinds of mystical nonsense with zero thought that I might already have a spiritual belief (have you accepted jesus as your personal[...]). 2) republicans. 3)the christian church as a group tends to favor "faith" over "common sense" when they feel threatened. I could list more but i'm not going to work myself up (more).

      >> Why do you lump all Christians together as nutty liberal haters that love big oil? let me ask you: do you think I really think that EVERY christian is a "nutty liberal hater"? I was making a point. Alternate answer,: for the same reason conservatives lump all liberals together as tin-foil hat wearing, america hating, flag burning nutcases - because they're "them" and slamming them in passing while making another point both lets me let off steam and counter some of the equally pointless rage coming from the "other side". For the record, I don't hate *all* christians. I know many that are good people. I'm simply sick of being peppered with rushlimbaughanncoulterseanhannitytammyfayebakerkar lroveites who feel no compunctions about saying things like "Liberals hate america, they hate flag wavers, they are terrorist sympathisers, blah blah blah". I'm (as i see it) fighting fire with fire. Yes, this will definitely irritate people who don't see things exactly as I do. good. I hope some neo-con has a heart attack because he read my post. As for people like yourself, I think it's a good thing for us to talk about things we disagree on. That's the dialectic. No i'm not a marxist.

      >> If you learn one thing in this life, I pray that you actually learn to have an open mind, instead of just professing to have one. Well, that's "very christian" of you. i hope that you are as calm and compassionate to everyone as you are in your response to me (with whom you clearly have ideological differences) because in that way the world becomes a better place.

      Clarification: my above post uses exageration to make a point. If think that I think every christian is an insane conservative bent on the liberation of coconut harvesters, then what can I say. Generalizations of that scale should be obvious as such. Come on, only a moron would think that there are no christian liberals.

      Yes, I was over the top. Apologies to LIBERAL christians, who may have been offended. Everyone else, see what you want. I'll stop republi-christian-bashing when they stop agnosto-liberal-bashing, ie, probably never.

      Wow, you got me really defensive there. Good job. 1.

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    15. Re:people by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >> Born-again means Christian

      I didn't know that.. thanks :)

      I always thought the born-agains were the ones who had a major breakdown (like bush when he quit alcohol) and became hyper-zealous super-proselytizers.

      >> However, I can't even pretend to know what the poster was actually thinking, so maybe he really did think he was making a distinction somehow.>>He was making a real distinction, but you two were speaking a different common language. (at least, i was trying to make a distinction between *nutty* christians and *all* christians)

      I was thinking basically: "I want to make a statement that is as obviously and ridiculously biased as possible as a way of putting a spotlight on the statements I seem to be bombarded with whenever I watch FOX News or catch a sound-byte of a conservative talkshow." I'm surprised I didn't get flamed harder, althoug I wasn't trying to make a flame war, I actually had a point. Consider it an artistic statement if the idea of making a wildly exaggerated statemtent to bring reality into releif strikes you as odd.

      In my original post my intended audience was not "everyone".. and although I wasn't intentionally trolling, let me state here that I don't hate by group, although some groups I do disdain. For the line, there are nutty, hyperzealous agnostics and liberals too, no one has cornered the market.

      I'm not even sure whether I would tone down what I said if I could re edit my post. I don't thrive on hate, but sometimes I feel like I'm the only liberal in the world... usually whenever there's a white house briefing... I'm going to stop blabbing now.

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    16. Re:people by Eil · · Score: 4, Funny


      I know a person who was convinced that dogs in Egypt say 'meow meow' instead of 'bow wow'.

      I got one better. (And it's almost on-topic too!) My wife, until a few months ago, honestly had no idea that the moon didn't generate its own light. When I first learned of this, I picked my jaw up off the floor and tried explaining to her that it was really the sun's light reflecting off it. Unfortunately, she couldn't comprehend how it could still be illuminated at night, so true enlightenment didn't come until I made a mockup of the solar system with skittles and a flashlight.

      She also didn't know that stars were suns and vice versa. She's a great person and usually has common sense by the truckload, but I've come to the conclusion that her teachers in elementary school must have been Bastard Science Educators From Hell or something.

    17. Re:people by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      "I always thought the born-agains were the ones who had a major breakdown (like bush when he quit alcohol) and became hyper-zealous super-proselytizers."

      Ohh! That's a really good way to put it. It's like the terms "born-again democrat" or "born-again republican" used to describe an extremist that switches sides and only gets more extreme.

    18. Re:people by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >> like the terms "born-again democrat" or "born-again republican" used to describe an extremist that switches sides and only gets more extreme.

      Exactly :) heh. Like I consider myself a liberal, but a "true believer" republican would consider me a "born again" liberal (unless they considered "born again" too complimentary to ascribe to a liberal?)

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    19. Re:people by re-Verse · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I don't think what you say is true at all.

      Wishing someone a nice day is simply that: noboody wants to have a day thats not nice. On the other hand, performing the ritual of a "blessing" is a different story. I know a lot of christians would have trouble with someone praying over them "May satan ovverpower and guide you. Zorbit" or whatever it is that satanists may say, so why should this be any different? On the other hand, 'I hope you have a good day" is something completely different.

      I see a clear difference there, maybe I'm the only one.

    20. Re:people by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      'But the colloquial definition of "born-again" means to be part of a "born-again" movement, not just a Christian.'

      Indeed, and born-again-ness is a fundamental component of many pre-christian religions in Europe and Asia-minor (before they were exterminated by christians or moslems).

      Christianity absorbed a great many concepts from these religions before they destroyed them, born-again-ness being just one of them. Another would be 'the devil'.

      Most christians just assume that 'the devil' was originaly a Jewish concept. This is quite wrong; judaism has absolutely *nothing* resembling the christian devil. *Nothing*. (ie something which is super-powerful, rebelled against god and is trying to corrupt or destroy humanity, eat our souls, whatever).

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    21. Re:people by Schemat1c · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What bias do you have against Christians? Why do you lump all Christians together as nutty liberal haters that love big oil?

      If you learn one thing in this life, I pray that you actually learn to have an open mind, instead of just professing to have one.

      May god bless you, in Jesus' name. Amen.

      -Mike


      Maybe you are all lumped together because of the fact that your main mission is to 'save' all of us and convert us to your perception of the ultimate 'truth'.

      Well guess what, most of don't want to be 'saved' and indoctrinated as you have chosen to do. Most of us just want to live our lives as we choose and as long as we obey the laws of the land, this should be the way it is.

      You can keep the blessings of your "jealous and vengeful" god to yourself. Besides who would want to spend eternity with a bunch of judgmental, hateful and controlling jerks anyway.

      --

      "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown
    22. Re:people by Surak_Prime · · Score: 1

      I've had people tell me they were going to pray for me, before, and I tell them that I don't mind if they do - provided they only pray to have the way of their God SHOWN to me, and not that I have my will overpowered so that I do their God's will (really, their will, usually).

      I'm well-studied in many religions, and I have a friend that, from an objective point of view, is one of the best Christians I know - and he and I get along great without him ever needing to pray for me. Or at least, he doesn't force it upon me to know that he does - prayer is supposed to be between one and one's deity, right?

      --
      :::The Spear in the heart of the Other is the Spear in the heart of You; You are He - Surak of Vulcan:::
    23. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope you have fun burning in hell.

    24. Re:people by phyruxus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      >> Someone wishes you something good you weren't responding to him... it was me...

      >> and you bitch about it.He wasn't bitching about the blessing, he was pointing out that the blessing is contraindicated by the position you took on being open minded.

      >> Wow. I mean really...FORCE a blessing? It's the equivalent of saying "have a great day"

      Maybe to a christian, but some people take offense at stuff like that. I know I do sometimes. Presuming you are christian, would you like it if someone told you to "Have a totally satanic day"?

      >> It's the equivalent of saying "have a great day" and you screaming "F YOU BUDDY. I'LL HAVE WHATEVER DAMN DAY I PLEASE".

      I'm not sure what you mean when you say that, because I disagree with what I take to be your point, but I totally agree, except not screaming, and without the "f you buddy". Cause quite frankly, and I'm just speaking for me here, I *will* have whatever damn day I please.

      I take this exchange to imply that people who say "god bless you" take offense at rejection of the blessing, in the same way that people who reject the blessing take offense at it being made. Since I'm sure you already understand your side, let me note mine: When someone I don't know tells me "God bless you", I hear a faint undertone of "you heedless pagan" echoing after. They may not have meant it but sometimes, that's how it comes off.

      Live long and prosper. (that can't be offensive, can it?)

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    25. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> Hope you have fun burning in hell.

      Well, in heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

      Have fun being one with oblivion, hope you can handle the shock of being wrong about the afterlife. Oh wait, that's moot. =)

    26. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> Any post that is as patently offensive to millions of people as this one is clearly a Troll.

      Very true. I can see how it could look trollish. of course, if it were a troll, i would have posted it on a christianity-themed site, where it would have effected maximum trollage (if i did that kind of thing). I don't think the majority of /.'ers took my statements as literally as some have, but I can see that I'll probably be defending every word I write for a while.

      I can live with that. Sound like an idealogue, roast like an idealogue, i guess. Can't please all the people all the time.

      Folks: this bookmark parent as reference material for future moderations. Do as you will. I'm not afraid to discuss what I said openly. Meta moderation will take care of vengeful mods.. I thought the toungue-in-cheek factor was more visible, but coffee will do that.

      >> (Prejudice != Interesting) very true... wow, i meant to sound angry, not prejudiced (although I know i'm not above prejudice). live and learn.. at least my illusion of blabby extremists never being challenged has been thinned.

      arigatoo.

    27. Re:people by Daychilde · · Score: 1, Troll

      Do you know... now I'm tempted, the next time a Christian wishes me a "God bless you!", to appear to concentrate, half-close my eyes, and in a 'satanic' voice mutter - "And may Satan overpower and guide you. Zorbit!"

      lol!

      --
      A cheerful little bird is sitting here singing.
    28. Re:people by slackr · · Score: 1

      :) Sounds like your wife must be beautiful :)

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      * Please do not read my signature.
    29. Re:people by Daychilde · · Score: 0

      But none of this has much to do with life on Mars.

      Unless, of course, we're reminded that there might have once been a society that killed itself the way humanity is surely likely to eventually (we just haven't given ourselves enough rope yet. Thought them nuculer(1) bombs woulda done it, but I guess not...

      Offtopic != Ontopic (2)

      (1) Hey, I managed to mangle it worse than George!

      (2)Intended as humour. And I would argue that my post is at least more on topic than the preceding thread, except the more I talk about it being ontopic, the more offtopic it is. Feh. :-)

      --
      A cheerful little bird is sitting here singing.
    30. Re:people by Daychilde · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes.

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      A cheerful little bird is sitting here singing.
    31. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't force prayers and blessing on people that don't want them, and people will probably be less likely to "lump all Christian together"
      -----

      Guess what? Many people are offended by expressions of atheism, too. Or even offended that others get offended over seemingly inoffensive things. Or offended by condescention.

      Now do you understand why people ignore it when you say things like that?

    32. Re:people by glebfrank · · Score: 1
      Besides who would want to spend eternity with a bunch of judgmental, hateful and controlling jerks anyway.
      Well, I don't know about "controlling", but everything else appears to fit your description quite nicely.
    33. Re:people by thogard · · Score: 1

      Born-again applies to most of the religions that decend from Egypt and who knows how many other religions. Modern Christianity is what you get when you take the ancient Egyptian religion, throw in just a few Greek ideas then mix with Judaism with the and add in a bit of Roman imperialism, let simmer for 1000 years and then remove as much of the Roman bits as you can. The idea of being born again was flowing throughout the Middle East for at least 5000 years ago.

    34. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      yeah and in Japan they go wan wan

    35. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've come to the conclusion that her teachers in elementary school must have been Bastard Science Educators From Hell or something

      It's just a typical government school edumacation. Everything has been "dumbed down" to keep from hurting the students' precious self-esteem. Pure bullshit.

    36. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, was your wife horrified by lunar eclipses?

      Have you tried asking her to think about why a mirror reverses things horizontally, but not vertically?

      Anyway, it isn't just a matter of education, it's also a matter of the type of person. Some people don't care about understanding things in detail, which is fine as long as they don't want to make decisions regarding the things they don't bother trying to understand; but people who both vote and don't bother to understand the issues are prone to manipulation. The worst political argument I've heard is "it's illegal, therefore there must be something horrible about it".

    37. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe to a christian, but some people take offense at stuff like that. I know I do sometimes. Presuming you are christian, would you like it if someone told you to "Have a totally satanic day"?
      Contrary to popular belief, Satanism isn't actually a religion. It may be a cult, but from personal experience, Satanism is nothing but a stance against Christianity. This is not to be confused with Wicca or other, similar religions - there are some legitimate practitioners of them. (There are plenty of teenagers who think they're being cool rebels, too, but that's not the point.) Satanism is, as far as I can tell, a political stance; a more aggressive form of atheism.

      Therefore, if a Satanist told me to have a totally Satanic day, it would be the rough equivalent of "Have an atheistic day." I would try to find any sense in the statement, fail, and go on my way, wondering if a 24-hour period can have a political stance.
      Live long and prosper. (that can't be offensive, can it?)
      Someone planning suicide might find that to be in bad taste. (Hey, you asked.)
    38. Re:people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the comments that everyone has posted. Slashdot is great. :)

      If wishing someone a good day and praying for God to bless them mods me to a troll, then so be it. That is due to a misunderstanding of what I was trying to say. I was trying to partly be tongue in cheek, but also partly trying to simply point out what frustrates a lot of Christians these days - comments trying to tie down general Christianity via "evangelicalism" politically, i.e. defining Christianity in general by it's fringes, then using that for political gain at the expense of Chrstianity in general. Very irritating.

      If the original poster truly meant "the fringe" then I believe he would have stated that in the first place.

      Also, most Christians tend not to say anything or speak up when their religion is constantly being defined through the "prism" of a subset of its "worshipers". Christianity isn't about forcing anything down anyone's throat. To those who have had the "witnesses" knocking on your door. I feel your pain. Religion is personal in nature, and "cold calling" isn't good. There is no glory for spouting off religous mantra.

      Christianity (for me) is about sin, sacrifice, and forgiveness. Matthew is a great book to read (although I really like the book of Proverbs personally).

      Also, reading through the comments, there is a common thread that I have read:

      * some people really tend to hate the "evangelical" Christians, whoever they may be, but everyone has a different definition of who they are, so confusion reigns.

      * Some people feel that someone wishing a person a nice day with God's blessing is somehow condescending and has a negative cultural connotation associated with it. To those that feel this way - I pray that you understand that not all people actually wish the opposite of what they say, but actually mean it. :P

      May God Bless you All, in Jesus's name. Amen.

      For those who don't like that (and has been posted else where):

      "Live Long and Prosper" - Spock

      -Mikestro

    39. Re:people by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >> Contrary to popular belief, Satanism isn't actually a religion. It may be a cult, but from personal experience, Satanism is nothing but a stance against Christianity.

      Well, I read LaVey's book, and I don't see where you're coming from. I'm not a satanist but I don't see why you say it's not a religion. Although I certainly understand why some people might prefer to think of it as a cult instead of a religion.

      >> (There are plenty of teenagers who think they're being cool rebels, too, but that's not the point.) Satanism is, as far as I can tell, a political stance; a more aggressive form of atheism.

      With all due respect, what the hell are you smoking? I could easily say that christianity is not a religion but rather an aggressive political organization. Is there a criterion you are using to weed out satanism as "not a religion" or do you simply find it offensive?

      >> Therefore, if a Satanist told me to have a totally Satanic day, it would be the rough equivalent of "Have an atheistic day." I would try to find any sense in the statement, fail, and go on my way, wondering if a 24-hour period can have a political stance.We clearly differ in our use of some terms here.. If someone told *me* to have a "totally satanic day", I would presume he meant it in the LaVey-ish sense and that s/he meant I should not take any sh*t from anyone today. Where do you get your impression of satanism? Do you know any satanists (who aren't 14 year olds trying to scare/offend their parents/friends?)?

      >>Live long and prosper. (that can't be offensive, can it?)Someone planning suicide might find that to be in bad taste. (Hey, you asked.)

      Interesting response! I like it. And since suicidal people are low on my list of considerations... ;)

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    40. Re:people by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      Besides who would want to spend eternity with a bunch of judgmental, hateful and controlling jerks anyway.

      Common mistake, actually. See, us Christians have a big problem with people claiming to be members of the club who either (1) aren't, or (2) don't act like it - see (1). As a child and follower of Jesus Christ, I hereby apologize to you for the behavior of these so-called 'Christians'. Rest assured that neither I nor any other Christians wish to judge, hate, or control you in any manner.

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  51. The annual convention of conspiracy theorists... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...has been cancelled due to unknown forces trying to keep the truth hidden from the people.

  52. The Face by TrentL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was an interesting article in Discover magazine several years ago about why humans always think they see faces in random patterns (such as the Martian surface, or the smoke rising out of the World Trade Center ruins).

    Basically, our brain is hard-wired to quickly recognize human faces. This is for survival purposes, of course. But when you stare at these non-human shapes - such as the Martian rock - it is obvious these are NOT faces. The brows are wrong, the nose is fitting only for Michael Jackson, and the mouth is horribly formed.

    1. Re:The Face by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      The same for the indistinctive ghost voices that people can hear on the radio amongst the static. This is a well known phenomenon which has been well investigated by cognitive psychologists over more than forty years.

      It's very disappointing that these clowns forget all this research and it makes if much for difficult for the researchers who are genuinely looking for evidence of life on Mars - my bet is on none now, but fossillized bacteria.

  53. Mindless /. groupthink by kfort · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm extremely disapointed in the reactions here. The space.com article was clearly a character assasination of Hoagland. RCH doesn't expect you do believe every rock on his website, but if you have an open mind then you can see that some of the stuff he points out is quite strange indeed. All that RCH advocates is that some of these things be investigated instead of being ignored, or covered up by NASA.

    The picture of the fossil featured on RCH's site recently is one of the most incredible pictures I've ever seen. And guess what, NASA refuses to talk about it and they ground the damn thing into dust!!!.

    Is that what we expect from our tax dollars? We send an $800 million mission to mars to see if there used to be water there? We KNOW that there is water up there NOW already!

    The problem with these so-called 'debunkers' is that they don't look at things objectively with an open mind, they already have their mind made up before they start. They then use disinformation and character assassination.

    If Plait is so righteous, why does he refuse to debate RCH on the facts? Who is the real scientist and who is persuing the truth. Wait and see.

    1. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by ai0524 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Fundamentally everything comes down to the evidence and which theory best describes the evidence. The difference in the claims are that Hoagland indiciates that the best explanation of the evidence is that there is (was) an advanced civilization on Mars and that there is a vast conspiracy to conceal this discovery. That is a pretty extraordinary claim and needs some pretty extraordinary evidence to support it.


      Maybe this claim is true. Maybe it isn't. However since for the moment all evidence of this claim has explanations that are much simpler we are required to accept this simpler explanation that fits the evidence.


      We are skeptical, as science requires us to be. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and there doen't appear to be any such evidence for the moment. Furthermore the burden of proof is on Hoagland and others who make such claims.

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    2. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by tuffy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The picture of the fossil featured on RCH's site recently is one of the most incredible pictures I've ever seen. And guess what, NASA refuses to talk about it and they ground the damn thing into dust!!!.

      To NASA, an actual fossil of something on Mars means big headlines and (more importantly) big funding. I can't find any reason they would destroy one that doesn't involve donning a tinfoil hat first.

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    3. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

      When people use the term character assassination, it's usually in reference to someone with a legitimate reputation that's getting shredded. Hoagland's character doesn't need to be assassinated because it doesn't have a leg to stand on. Hoagland has what is essentially an imitation Angstrom medal to make up for a lack of a real degree in any field of science .... and attributes the life-on-Europa theory to himself when it obviously wasn't his idea.

      You know what? Let's look for faces on Mars. Let's look for faces everywhere! I'm sure there's a face somewhere around the crab nebula. Then let's bombard NASA (even though they get hundreds of these sightings a day) and when they don't respond because they're too busy with real science, we'll claim a cover-up!

      Hoagland reminds me of the Family Guy:

      Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "oooo."

      Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

      Give me a break.

      --
      "...today consumers have been conditioned to think of beer when they see a bullfrog..."
    4. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean debates like saying that when his accusations are brought into questions that it is political?

      Incredible fossil pictures? You mean the 3 notches in a rock?

      I hope you got some of that paypal funds enterprisemission.com is trying to scam people out of.

    5. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...I listened to one of the shows where he discussed this, and there's actually more evidence for the fossil theory. Apparently he had two or three paleontologists email him about it, without solicititing them...independent observation and confirmation. Anyways, they said that the fossil is called a crinoid (sp?), a type of ocean organism that was sorta like an anemone/coral cross.

    6. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      If Plait is so righteous, why does he refuse to debate RCH on the facts?

      Because it would be like fighing a duel with an unarmed man?

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    7. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      uh

      if fossils DID exist on mars, there'd be enough of them, like on earth, that we could pack them in to every box of kix and still have an over abundance. If that was a fossil, it must have been one really lonely life form.

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    8. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it really so easy to find fossils on earth? You have to look for them and know where to look. NASA has publicly stated they are not interested, all they care about is 'evidence of water'.

    9. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring the destruction issue, as an (AC) paleontologist, I wouldn't be convinced that image was a fossil even if it was found on Earth. Hoagland's arguments are rife with a basic problem: he has not spent enough time looking at *ordinary* rocks, and seeing how common it is to find one shaped like a face or some other familiar object. Likewise, he appears to know nothing about pseudofossils, which are also abundant on Earth and commonly mistaken for fossils.

      It's like turning on the TV, looking at snow on the screen, or looking at clouds in the sky, and seeing familiar shapes.

    10. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      The picture of the fossil [enterprisemission.com] featured on RCH's site recently is one of the most incredible pictures I've ever seen

      It looks like part of a rock. There are billions of them on Mars, some of them have really weird patterns... But that's not my issue with that page...

      He writes about and shows images of the so-called 'Blueberries'. This picture caught my eye because it's clearly from the Microscopic Imager. Here is the original from NASA's website. This camera cannot see colour, yet in the image there are very blue spheres and the rock has white and yellowish parts. The description of the image is very vague: "a carefully composited color version of this same image, created by another Enterprise associate, Jill England". Carefully composited? How? The Microscopic Imager does have a single orange filter to produce a near-colour image, but there is no way it could produce the kind of colour that picture has. Even so, that filter was not used here. They couldn't have used the colour from a Pancam image as it could never get to exactly the same angle (notice the sphere under the rock is coloured). Here is what the Pancam can see. The only explication I can think of is that the colour in there image is fake.

      Second, as has been discussed many many times recently: The colour images are only an approximation of what a human would see. The filters used by both rovers are not suited for making true-colour images. The Pancan image they have here has not had it's colour calibrated. Infact the filters used to take the image are definitly not ideal for making colour images, the one used to produce blue has too high a frequency. Infact, without calibration and using a blue filter closer to what humans can see the spheres actually appear green. Both however are incorrect, as seen in the properly calibrated calibrated image I mentioned above. The spheres actually seem to be a dark grey.

    11. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to assume this guy is a troll... I like to think registerd /. readers aren't THIS stupid. Good one though, almost had me going there for a minute.

    12. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it isn't impossible to colour a microscopic images. I did the same as was done at the site. The trick is to combine the microsopic image with the colour information, that was get from the pan-cam. Easy task at PS, only problem is that the colour channel gets blurred due to the heavy magnifying.

      Yes, the coulor information isn't what the eye sees, but helps to detect different materials.

      Also yes, he is a nut.

    13. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by Cujo · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're so strange. Mars isn't like Earth for several reasons, but one of the most important is that volcanic and tectonic activity stopped a very long time ago on Mars, and the surface water has mostly likely been gone for more than 2 billion years. Unlike Earth, rocks on Mars mostly just sit there for eons, undergoing slow weathering by wind and dust. This weathering can poke holes in rocks and create all sorts of odd shapes.

      Is there any analysis even referenced on Hoagland's site that goes into this? No. If it looks like it might be a piece of ancient mars junk, and not a rock, then that must be what it is.

      As to the "fossil", there's no conspiracy here. It didn't really pass muster as a fossil, and was already as well documented as it was going to get. Lots of other non-biological processes could have done what we see there. Also, if there's one fossil , there are many, so future fossil-hunting expeditions (which is not what MER is) wil find them if they're there. MER is all about learning what sort of sites are promising for such a hunt- and just as importantly, which sites are NOT.

      If fossils are found on Mars (I think they will be), they will very likely be much smaller than anything that could be resolved with the MI.

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    14. Re:Mindless /. groupthink by actiondan · · Score: 1

      'Apparently' is the important word there. There are a lot of 'apparently's when it comes to Hoagland.

      If some of those 'apparently's become 'definitely's then I might be interested. Until then, all you have to go on is Hoaglands word. Given that so much of what he says is proovably (and proven) false, I'm not inclined to take anything he says at face value.

      Were the paleontologists willing to come out in public and stake their reputations on it? Did Hoagland even check their credentials himself to ensure they weren't random crackpots posing as paleontologists? I doubt it.

      That photo doesn't even have anything to give a sense of scale - how the hell could a paleontologists identify a specimen with no scale?

      Dan.

  54. Cost to Cosat AM by astrashe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hoagland regularly appears on Coast to Coast AM, an overnight syndicated talk show with something like 12 million listeners.

    They get the listeners to email NASA demanding ridiculous things. Another poster pointed out that they got a Mars probe to drop other important work to take more photos of the "face on mars."

    When NASA did it, Hoagland went on the radio and accused NASA of faking the photos to hide the evidence. He's a classic delusional type, who sees any evidence that proves him wrong as proof that there's a conspiracy.

    A lot of the problem is the radio show, which is irresponsible, in my view. During the whole Y2K scare, one of the hosts hyped the hell out of it, and sold people overpriced bunker food on the side.

    I understand the appeal of the show, and I enjoy that sort of thing myself. The argument for it is that it's sort of like pro wrestling -- it's just a show, everyone knows it's just a show, and the few people who don't just make the whole thing that much more entertaining. I can buy all of that.

    The problem comes when these guys start scaring people and exploiting them (with the bunker food), or when they create real problems for NASA. NASA has enough troubles now, they don't need this crap.

    I'm *NOT* calling for any kind of government action, or any sort of censorship. I don't support what's happening to Howard Stern, and I wouldn't support anyone hassling Coast to Coast AM.

    I do think it's appropriate for other people to wake up to how many listeners these guys have, and to try to keep them relavtively honest. These sorts of articles are a great start.

    1. Re:Cost to Cosat AM by cyberworm · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with your posting. Coast is a fun show to listen to, kinda like being a little kid and hearing scary ghost stories. I do think the show was a bit more 'credible' [sic I know] when Art was the host. George dosen't hold the reigns as tightly in my opinion. But one thing I noticed you forgot to mention is that Phil Plait has been on the show many times as well debunking alot of what others have stated on the show. I think they are a bit more low key about Mr.Plait since he basically tells people that everything they have heard on C2C since he was last on is pure bunk.

    2. Re:Cost to Cosat AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey , i disagree, the face was an intriguing, with a mostlikely resonable explanation. but still it was interesting to see in those older pictures. i am glad they took pictures of it. when you see something that looks like a face, i would like to know why it looks like a face.

      the chance that it could be somehting else is small, but still worth taking a look at.

      not that i believed it was a "face" but come on, it was kind of cool looking.

    3. Re:Cost to Cosat AM by Talinom · · Score: 1

      So, does Hoagland believe that the "blueberries" found on Mars are, instead, pieces of buckshot leftover from them taking their favorite "Quake" game a bit too seriously? Or is is just one large deathmatch level?

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    4. Re:Cost to Cosat AM by drayzel · · Score: 1

      Coast to Coast is great fun to listen to, but I do find it sad that so many people get sucked into the whacked out theories.

      I know on a couple of instances Art Bell was directly asked if he beleived the stuff that was said on his show and his common answer is something similar to "I leave that up to the listener, but for the most part it is all fun and games". Don't take that as a literal quote, keep in mind it is a fuzzy amalgamation of what I thought he meant.

      When listening to C2C, especialy in the old days and now on weekends with Art Bell, you MUST keep in mind that his callers are NOT screened and he'll let anyone call up and talk for awhile as long as they are interesting.

      Also, not all of the guests are nut jobs,
      Dr. Michio Kaku (theoretical physicis check out mkaku.org) has appeared a number of times talking about some really fascinating subjects.

      The program is sort of like the Sci-Fi channel, lots of entertaining silly crap that makes no real scientific sense but also some really good stuff!

      ~Z

    5. Re:Cost to Cosat AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Michio Kaku IS a nutball. Last time I heard him on the show he was all worried about HARP and the 'deeply disturbing hidden' work being done there. He was worried that it could be 'dangerous'. Please, I could hear the cast iron fracturing all the way to little ole Omaha Nebraska.

  55. In a recent survey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In a recent survey by the National Inquirer:

    40% of readers believed the moon landings were faked.

    60% of readers believed the moon landings encountered UFO's on the moon.

    30% of readers believe both of the above.

  56. Moon landing was faked in 1969 by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Funny

    The photos aren't real. According to some authorities in the know, the pictures were genrated using Pixar which is based on alein technology found at Roswell. But, if you look closely at the photos, you will see definite proof of the exitence of alien moonbases. This proves that aliens exist and inhabit the Moon and Mars.

  57. It Is Official; Netcraft Confirms by sabat · · Score: 1


    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Richard C. Hoagland is dying.

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered conspiracy theory community when IDC confirmed that Richard C. Hoagland's market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all conspiracy theorists. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Richard C. Hoagland has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Richard C. Hoagland is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent conspiracy theory comprehensive scientific test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Richard C. Hoagland's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Richard C. Hoagland faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Richard C. Hoagland because Richard C. Hoagland is dying. Things are looking very bad for Richard C. Hoagland. As many of us are already aware, Richard C. Hoagland continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Enterprise Mission is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Enterprise Mission developers Art Bell and George Noory only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Enterprise Mission is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Enterprise Mission leader Richard C. Hoagland states that there are 7000 users of Enterprise Mission. How many listeners of Coast to Coast AM are there? Let's see. The number of Enterprise Mission versus Coast to Coast AM posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Coast to Coast AM listeners. Coast to Coast AM posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Coast to Coast AM posts. Therefore there are about 700 listeners of Coast to Coast AM. A recent article put Enterprise Mission at about 80 percent of the Richard C. Hoagland market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Enterprise Mission users. This is consistent with the number of Enterprise Mission Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Enterprise Mission went out of business and was taken over by Coast to Coast AM who sell another troubled theory. Now Coast to Coast AM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Richard C. Hoagland has steadily declined in market share. Richard C. Hoagland is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Richard C. Hoagland is to survive at all it will be among conspiracy theory dilettante dbblers. Richard C. Hoagland continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Richard C. Hoagland is dead.

    Fact: Richard C. Hoagland is dying

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    1. Re:It Is Official; Netcraft Confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about The Anomalies Network - the people who used to frequent Hoagland's board went to that site's anomalies board...

    2. Re:It Is Official; Netcraft Confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I invest in nutcase index funds.

  58. Do you believe in a God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religions are crackpot, yet there's more than a minor share of the population who take the fairytales & imaginary friends seriously.

    Superstition and ignorance go hand in hand and is quite common. This guy just has a less popular one.

  59. Con-artist by Kenrod · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hoagland is a con-artist who got lucky a long time ago and decided to parlay his scant credibility into an industry built on duping clueless dreamers out of their money. He's the Wade Cook of science.

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  60. A prime candidate for 'Bullshit' by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    The problem is in execution. There always seem to be those people out there who think that if they talk louder, their ideas gain more credibility.

    I've always just viewed it as a similar to Munchausen Syndrome, in that it's a person who just wants attention, but there methods of going about it vary.

    But in all, he seems right up there as the type of thing that Penn and Teller would make fun of on their show, but there's no full listing of what's going to be in season 2.

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  61. life on mars after all ? by rkoot · · Score: 1
    a few months ago, I bought a mars candy bar. I ate it half and forgot about the other half.
    this morning, I discovered actual life growing on mars; it looks greenish and smells dull

    r.

  62. Re:The worst will be if they actually *do* find li by Jerf · · Score: 1

    many people will be even *more* confused, since "Life On Mars" claims have already been "debunked".

    No, specific Life on Mars claims have been debunked. Later claims may be made and backed up with real evidence.

  63. Scientific Compacency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isaac Asimov once wrote:

    quote:"For one thing Velikfovskianism, and indeed, any exoheretical view that becomes prominent enough to force itself on science, acts to puncture scientific complacency-and that is good. An exoheresy may cause scientists to bestir themselves for the purpose of reexamining the bases of their beliefs, even if only to gather firm and logical reasons for the rejection of the exoheresy-and that is good too. An exoheresy may cause scientific activity which, in a serendipitous fashion, may uncover something worthwhile that has nothing to do with the exoheresy-and that is very good, if it happens."

  64. Greetings, Mr. Hoagland by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm extremely disapointed in the reactions here. The space.com article was clearly a character assasination of Hoagland."

    Nice to see you joining us on Slashdot, Mr. Hoagland. Now go away.

  65. George Noory not responsible? by kfort · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should have heard the show last night. Two guys were on saying that 97% of population is going to die this year. We need to build underground bunkers, buy their books & videotapes etc.

    Well they were on last month saying the same thing, and the purpose of last night's (this morning actually) show was that the fellow who has had these visions supposedly met with Sister Lucia, the Carmelite nun who is the last surviving witness to the Fatima miracles.

    The fellow said he met with the nun for 5 minutes, but wouldn't tell us what she said because it was personal! George told him he would not allow him and his audience to be exploited in this manner and cut off both guests in the middle of the show! I think it showed a tremendous amount of integrity.

    Guests on c2c do not get paid so in general they are allowed to plug their website or book but they cannot use it to scam people. The topics on the show are not presented as the only objective truth but rather many different viewpoints that a person can listen to, be entertained, and make up their own mind.

    Sometimes I find art gets a little over his head with highly scientific or technological discussions, which is funny because hes a genius radio engineer. He hosts the show, runs the board, reads the commercials, takes the calls, all from his trailer in the middle of the Nevada desert and all by himself! How many of you could do that? He has never allowed himself to be influenced by the suits, and how many DJs distributed by ClearChannel can you say that about?

    The show covers a wide range of topics. Many of the topics are not and will not be covered by any other major media. I think it is a valuable service and certainly entertaining. I think both George and Art though, make it abundantly clear that the rule of caveat emptor always applies.

  66. Re:"Bad Astronomy's Phil Plait..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what she said!

  67. What I don't get is... by mangojuice · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...why in earth would NASA want to cover up such a thing?

    1. Re:What I don't get is... by stwrtpj · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ...why in earth would NASA want to cover up such a thing?

      Mod this up, for crying out loud.

      This hits the nail on the head. We have all this talk from the conspiracist nuts claiming that all this evidence of civilizations and life on Mars is being covered up without really giving us any coherent idea as to why.

      If NASA sent up a probe and really DID find ruins of a past civilization, there would be no way it could be suppressed. There is no way they would want to suppress it. Hell, a discovery like that might lead to NASA's budget being tripled due to public interest in the matter. There would be a mad scramble to find a way -- ANY way -- to get a real live human being up there to explore it, or at least to send up a probe that could actually take something back to Earth.

      So what reason would the government/NASA have to cover it up? If anything, the US government would love for such a discovery to happen. It would divert the people's attention from things the current administration would like us to forget, such as Iraq and dubya's invisible WMDs and our so-called "jobless recovery."

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    2. Re:What I don't get is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the "logic" is X-Filesish; such a discovery would reveal the existence of extraterrestrial life, leading to worldwide panic, and lead to the discovery of the deals aliens have made with world governments. Thus, the Pentagon/CIA/FBI/Trilateral Commission/whoever pressures NASA to cover it up.

      Sad, isn't it, when a person's genuine beliefs come from a fictional TV show?

    3. Re:What I don't get is... by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      No no no.

      There would be panic and chaos and riots as our world view collapses around us. We aren't alone, therefore the Bible is wrong, therefore there is no ultimate authority. It's OK to kill...

      Or something like that.

      If you assume our alien policy was written around 1945-1955, this kind of idiocy isn't too hard to imagine.

    4. Re:What I don't get is... by quiddam · · Score: 1

      Actually, I saw this thing on the history channel about old UFO stories and such and they talked about this official govt document that said that such information would send the public into a panic (BS in my opinion). They made the whole thing very dramatic, it was rather difficult for me to take any of it seriously... (they had a lot of spooky backgrounf music) You shouldn't believe in something just because you WANT it to be true.

  68. Speaking of groupthink by benj_e · · Score: 1

    Nancy called, and she wants you to pick up some milk and bread on the way home.

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  69. Buy his book, it's quite good. by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you enjoy his web site and the service he provides to the public buy his book, Bad Astronomy.

    The link to his book on Amazon can be found here

    He covers a wide range of misconceptions, myths and outright falsehoods about astronomy and associated topics. My favorite topic he covers is the "Apollo Moon Landing Hoax". He gives the subject an excellent treatment.

  70. I think a Thorazin Drip would help both by caveman902 · · Score: 0
    Plait syas. " Critical thinking is the foundation of science, but Plait thinks it's also an important skill for anyone trying to navigate modern society. "Hoagland is eroding away at that ability." In my opinion Hoagland rants at 1:00 AM in the morning on a few talk shows that are populated by people that love hearing kookery or believe it. It is not like Hoaxland is appearing on NBC Nightly News discussing the latest pictures from Mars.

    Call me when Hoagland appears on Imus in the morning then I really will be concerned! ;-)

    1. Re:I think a Thorazin Drip would help both by Verminator · · Score: 1
      Gosh.

      We all know NBC Nightly News is the standard against which all scientific inquiry should be validated.

      Newsreaders... yes, the newsreaders are the ones to turn to for truly critical thinking.

      Hoagland may be right. Or not.

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      "The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus
  71. What if Richard C. Hoagland was right? by Guysdrinkingbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let me say that I know he is wrong. I listen to him on Coast to Coast as entertainment, nothing more.

    What I am asking is how would we, being the human race as a whole, react if this guy really had something? Every time I listen I can't help believe that he has one really good point. People would flip if there really was intelligent life other then on Earth.

    How does the Slashdot community feel about this?

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    Great people don't need people to complete them, great people complete other people. -- Matthew Pawlikowski.
    1. Re:What if Richard C. Hoagland was right? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I don't think it would have any effect on the population at all. I'm not trying to be a troll here, but I think, in general, people these days are so far gone into theological and/or ideological and/or psychological mental smogs of their own devising, news of alien life would cause a minor ripple, but then they'd all be back to their raping and killing and stealing and other picture postcards.

      It also seems that most people accept the possibility, so mere confirmation would be no big deal.

      People for whom alien life confirmation is in direct conflict to the little fantasy worlds in their mind would simply stretch and warp them to integrate the new information. People don't ignore facts that opposed their POV; they distort them until they fit like a round peg into a square hole.

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    2. Re:What if Richard C. Hoagland was right? by towatatalko · · Score: 1

      On the face value P. Plait's argument against R. Hoalglan's views is appealing to average intelligence. But that where it ends. Plait doesn't present scientific based or even logically sound debunking that can only be done after careful examination of someone's position and research. On the other hand, the hypothesis that Face of Mars is an artificial object from a distant civilization, is a carefully crafted argument that required several scientists to research the subject and present their view against the prevailing dogma that says something like that can't be. As for me I go with the science wherever that leads, an unknown civilization of the past?, so be it.

      For those who have time to know better than P. Plait, check this article: http://www.metaresearch.org/solar%20system/cydonia /proof_files/proof.asp

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    3. Re:What if Richard C. Hoagland was right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even a stopped clock gets the right time twice a day.

    4. Re:What if Richard C. Hoagland was right? by ZeeTorch · · Score: 1

      Yes, Hoagland's argument is carefully reasoned and prefectly flawless... /sarcasm

  72. -1, troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You either did not read Plait's site(he has in fact debated RCH on tv), or you're a troll(or a moron).

  73. Favorite story quote by scumbucket · · Score: 1

    "Hoagland's claims irritate me because he is promoting uncritical thinking," Plait said. "He doesn't want you to think about what you're seeing. He's trying to bamboozle you into believing what he's saying."

    lol, this sounds just like certain /. trolls.......

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  74. How will the Martian langauge affect Unicode? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since the limitation of Unicode is up to 1 million characters, won't we run into problems with Unicode once all alien character sets are added to it? ;P

  75. When I read the headline, I broke out my Visa by amichalo · · Score: 1

    I was ready to plunk down some bucks for the next version of Sid Meier's "Civilization on Mars".

    Been several years since my favorite game, Civ 3 was a new release title.

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  76. Nit Picky by Noxx · · Score: 1

    24th and a half century...get your parody right. :)

    I shudder to think of all the uncultured kids these days who don't remember Erin Gray's jumpsuits.

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  77. mod parent down! by barakn · · Score: 1

    Author of parent admits to not reading the Bad Astronomy website, where Hoagland's claims really were debunked.

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    1. Re:mod parent down! by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 1

      ACTUALLY, I just read it... in some cases the rebuttal is scientific, but in others, the evidence is just as circumstantial as Hoagland's. And in my opinion we won't know the answer to some of the claim until someone goes there and looks.

  78. Damn by b12arr0 · · Score: 1

    There's goes my dreams of that Mars collectors spoon for my collection.

  79. water on mars by sawmillnc · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they find solid H2O on Mars I wonder what we will find in Uranus?

    1. Re:water on mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever they find, NASA had better give us the real poop...

  80. WOW by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Some people have NO SENSE OF HUMOR. Apparently the mods are pretty anal today. Pull that pole out of your ass and laugh dammit. ;P

  81. possible reasons for obscurity. by kfort · · Score: 1

    I really hate to respond to my own post, but several people have replied questioning how NASA could have any motive behind some covering something up.

    I think that some of this is very naive thinking. It seems you live in a microcosm where you have absolute faith that science will always prevail, the truth is apparent, etc, etc.

    You completely underestimate the power of Christian fundamentalists in this country (good ol' USA). I'm serious. These people have power and more importantly they have a lot of votes. The idea of life on other planets is severely offensive to them.

    Read the "Brooking's Report". Read it again. This is a very important document and the last official word from our government on ETs. Remember before this the air force was publicly investigating UFOs. There are many 'revelations' that would cause widespread chaos and panicing. It's just a fact.

    In turns of funding. Well guess what, NASA is getting paid, has gotten paid quite well the past 20 years for (imo) very little real exploration and science, and they will continue to get paid as long as they string us along.

    Also RCH has been one of they most vocal persons advocating and organizing the saving of the Hubble Space Telescope. Personally I think it is a travesty they are going to let this instrument go to waste instead of upgrading it and continuing to service and use it. The telescope has given us more and more amazing data every year, and there are telescopes on earth that have been around a long time because you can upgrade telescopes and the equipment used to analyze the data.

    Think about it, NASA wants to send a man to the moon and mars, but they are too chicken shit to send a shuttle up there to boost the HST? Nevermind that going to the HST is much safer than going to the ISS (for reasons I won't get into here), but surely it is safer than flying to mars and progress always requires a level of risk.

    IMO, this alone should be evidence that NASA and the people in charge of it do not always have the public's best interest at heart. There are some fantastic scientists at NASA, no doubt about it. The problem is the world is not run by scientists, and for the most part NASA isn't either.

    1. Re:possible reasons for obscurity. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I think that some of this is very naive thinking. It seems you live in a microcosm where you have absolute faith that science will always prevail, the truth is apparent, etc, etc.

      No, we just don't beleive NASA is covering up evidence of life on Mars. Period. End of story. No microcosms here. In fact, I'm the sort who usually chides my fellow tech-head for forgetting that scientists are human and can also fall prey to agendas and ideologies. In fact, they seem to fall prey to them about as often as the general population. A PhD is not an innoculation against foolishness.

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  82. Because he has no facts by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was a HUGE fan of the idea that the Face and other things were artifacts when all we had was the Viking data, but I always kept as a hypothesis, never a definite fact. The data was too unclear.

    When the better images came back from the newer probes, I was like, "Oh well..." That's how science works. One "experiment" (the Viking images) suggested something unusual, so the experiment was repeated with greater care (better resolution), and showed the original conclusion was in error. End of story. Time to move on.

    Do you ever read his site? I visit Hoagland's site regularly because it's entertaining, and when he was just looking for patterns in rocks, it was pretty harmless.

    However, seeing artifacts in images and what he's doing these days are two different things. He's either off the deep end, or it's just a was to sell books and get paid for speaking appearances.

    Hoagland has NASA timing launches based on astrology. He saw secret coded messages in the year display when the ball dropped on Times Square for the year 2000. He has end of the world scenarios involving (OK, all together now) the MASONS.

    Fossil: I don't understand why people see a nefarious plot in the grinding of the "fossil". It isn't like they need to destroy the evidence. Hoagland or one of his followers aren't about to pop up to Mars and grab it. And, actually, grinding it down to look at the cross section is a good idea, and the "after" picutre shows no structure, or even anything to differentiate it from the rest of the rock.

    Water: The probes were sent to find evidence that Mars had ABUNDANT water in the PAST, as in lakes and even seas. This has benn clearly stated from day one, so your complaint is deliberate obfuscation.

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    1. Re:Because he has no facts by kfort · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you are at least familiar, but I'm just curious about something. Are you refering you the pictures of the 'face' that were released in 1998 or the one released in 2001?

      I'm not going to defend all of RCH's "theories", but I think the one from 2001 definitely *still* looks strange as hell and looks very much like a face. The one from 1997 is from a completely different perspective from the viking picture (it's upside down and slanted). I've shown the 2001 picture to several people and everyone admit that it is very facelike. My sister even identified the feline qualities of the image without me prompting her as to Hoagland's theory.

      Never mind the 5-sided 'd&m' pyramid which is directly south of the 'face'. I certainly don't see mountains like that on earth and have a hard time thinking how something with that geometry could form through geologic processes.

      Are you being honest with me about the 'fossil'? Have you looked at it closely? It seems to me that they didn't take a cross section, they ground it up, simple. You can see the structure, then its gone.

    2. Re:Because he has no facts by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I'm glad that you are at least familiar, but I'm just curious about something. Are you refering you the pictures of the 'face' that were released in 1998 or the one released in 2001?

      All of them. The original "cat box". The orthographically corrected one. Carlotto's enhancements. The lion mirror image. I saw them all. It now looks no more like a face than that famous one in New Hampshire (which recently had some weather damage, if I recall correctly). The new cloceups of the DM Pyramind, Fortress and City all look like rocks to me now.

      I actually held out the most hope for the thing they called the "Wall". In the Viking image it looked like a long mound built on *top* of a crater ejecta pattern with a trail winding up one side. Now it just seems it was tricks of light and fuzzy pixel.

      The Pyramid just doesn't look all that interesting at higher resolution.

      I wouldn't worry about the alleged fossil. If the rovers really managed to find one by chance, then there must be billions of them scattered all over.

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    3. Re:Because he has no facts by GeoGreg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Are you being honest with me about the 'fossil'? Have you looked at it closely? It seems to me that they didn't take a cross section, they ground it up, simple. You can see the structure, then its gone.

      Sorry... I've seen many crinoid stems and other fossils; that just doesn't look like one. The "structure" fades imperceptibly into the overall fabric of the rock. These are cracks, not evidence of fossil life. There are plenty of inorganic structures in rocks on Earth that look more like fossils than this Martian feature does.

      As for the face, the (recently damaged) Old Man of the Mountain in New Hampshire was remarkably face-like. Our brains like to see patterns and tend to impose them on images. Whether faces or fossils or witches, just saying "it looks like one" is not enough.

  83. Old Compuserve forum by ralphh · · Score: 1
    Hoagland was given a forum on CompuServe about 15 years ago for his "Monument of Mars" claims. He was finding "pyramids" that were 2x2 pixels, 1-pixel wide "roads" and other nonsense in the Viking images. Each pixel, BTW, at highest resolution represented about 43 meters/141 feet of Martian surface. Those are some pretty wide roads!

    Hoagland gutlessly abandoned the CompuServe forum after a few criticisms, despite a biased forum "moderator" and an overwhelming number of supporters who compared him to Columbus and Galileo.

    This screwball managed to pressure NASA to obtain a higher-resolution image of the "face" on a later Mars mission. It showed the feature was not very face-like unless was sunlit at a specific low angle.

    Hoagland is another of the world's parasites. I'm very sorry to see him getting undeserved publicity again.

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  84. Plait Debatung RCH on the facts by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "If Plait is so righteous, why does he refuse to debate RCH on the facts? Who is the real scientist and who is persuing the truth. Wait and see."

    Plait HAS offered to debate RCH, it's just the RCH refuses to agree on a list of topics, so as to avoid Plait getting dragged into a Tinfoil Hat 'Fest of RCH screaming, "Prove that I'm NOT right!"

    1. Re:Plait Debatung RCH on the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't that what moderators are for? RCH puts no preconditions on the debate. Plait is a hypocrite.

  85. Mars Sucks by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Of course there's no life on Mars. The swarms of vampires live in Mars, beneath the surface, shielded from the weak rays of the Sun by sedimentary layers of dried blood. When BushCo sends their Halliburton I probe in his second term, they'll have quite a surprise when their drills hit a nest of biters. Then all hell will break loose, with swarms of these unkillable monsters winging their way back to Earth, in return vessels stuffed with dirt from their Red base planet.

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  86. what i find unrealistic by Neuropol · · Score: 1

    =is that no one has really posted any links to the images inquestion in order to provide any sort of balance to this argument. There are more images available of a "city"-like formation a few miles from the city. There's been math done to calculate orientation of the objects in question in relation to each other. Investigate this. don't write it off. Those in control of the flow of information are just afraid of letting every one else know what they may not be ready to know.

    1. Re:what i find unrealistic by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You're a moron.

      Yes, I'm acting as part of a deliberate conspiracy to cover up UFOs, Bigfoot, life on Mars, and the 1000mpg car that runs on water. It has NOTHING to do with the fact that these stupid claims have been explained again and again and morons like you ignore the obvious explanations (with plenty of backup evidence) in favour of your repeatedly disproved delusions.

      Thank you for filling in the left side of the bell curve.

  87. Very entertaining, even if it is bogus by ishmalius · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I am surprised that there are so many people voicing righteous indignation at this fellow, and at Coast to Coast. It is pure mindless enjoyment. All of the posters seem so outraged that the people who believe in this stuff take it so seriously. It seems that the debunkers need to take a pill, too. It is just a radio program, not to be taken seriously. Besides, the endless parade of "special" people on the show is a treasure trove of entertainment. I don't listen to it anymore, but it was a great time-waster in the 90's.

    And it has an unintended benefit, actually. Don't you realize that by getting so many people to argue these silly facts, the producers of the show have inadvertently, as a side effect, caused many people to believe in logic and the scientific method?

    My favorite theme on the show, by the way, was Bottomless Holes.

    God bless the chupacabras, the inventors of perpetual motion machines and engines that run on water. Give thanks to the guys that walk the streets dressed as Killer Bees. They make life a bit more interesting.

  88. Why vigilante scientists should just stop... by tckurd · · Score: 1

    i've been a regular at plait's site for a number of years. recently, however, i find myself less inclined to go there because there's an increasing desire of plait and his followers to use personal attacks and public mockery as a vehicle for discussion and dissent. in essence, if you don't agree with the tribal elders, you will be stripped and forced to walk naked through the streets. hoagland, or hoagie, (or hoaxland), is entitled to his opinions, research, and his right to web space. hoagland does have credentials, and was around long before that punk plait and his pranksters, and was walking and talking in the halls of NASA, something plait has never achieved. it occurs to me that people who have been on the inside of NASA know NASA the best. plait is a NASA outsider. he doesn't have the same access that hoagland has and still has in some cases. hoagland rubbed arms with the sagans of the world. plait has to settle for self-titled "posters" at his site that dub themselves "Bad Grad" and other silly names claiming old-school titles as their heirarchy. in the end, hoagland is turning up the volume on these frequent personal attacks, and plait is attacking back. i love it, and we should let it proceed. after all, plait, and scientists in general are very often VERY wrong. why should the public at large hold hoagland to a different standard? please, save hoagie. he's a really nice guy, and plait is just a young punk trying to sell books and make a name. he makes me ill.

  89. It's not a fossil by barakn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 'fossil' does have a segmented look to it, making it resemble any of a variety of invertebrates. But note the peculiar concavity whose entrance the 'fossil' is wrapped around. If it is a fossil, there's no good explanation why it happens to be associated with that hole. But from a geological point of view, it's easy to explain. The concavity was originally a crystal of some water-soluble variety, probably a salt. Water dissolved the crystal, and some of the water bearing the dissolved salt chemically modified the rock immediately surrounding the hole, forming the 'fossil'.

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    1. Re:It's not a fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from a geological point of view, everything looks like a rock ;)

  90. meant 1998, heres links to pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2001 face
    1998 face

    pyramids

    these are all linked to from nasa's site.

  91. From the source by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I checked with Elvis (he lives next door to me) and he pointed out that if people want to believe something, there's not a lot you can do about it. Look at how many people believe that Hoover damn is full of dead construction workers, or that the Apollo program only happened on a Hollywood sound stage. That's not just bad science, that's a total defiance of common sense. But these urban legends appeal to people, and all the debunking in the world won't change it.

    What's really disgusting is the way the media is cynically exploiting these beliefs. But I view that as just another symptom of the "1000 channels and nothing's on" syndrome. Which is a result of so much media being controlled by so few companies, so that real creativity or insight has no chance in the mass media. Crap is easy to produce and has a high profit margin, so that's what the media monopolies give us. That's of a lot more immediate importance that any silly arguments over the Mars Face.

  92. Oooooh! It's a "conspiracy theory!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know, as soon as I see someone plugging those words, I get suspicious. There may very well be absolutely, positively no life on Mars. But considering how "reputable" people once thought the Earth was flat and revolving around the sun (and cut off the heads of all those who disagreed), I think I'll wait until there's a little more direct evidence one way or the other. Isn't that what the "scientific method" is all about? One "rosetta stone" uncovered by a Rover and everything Plait argues so fervently gets tossed in the toilet. A little less "absolutism" from the so-called scientific community, please...

  93. P. Plait should be ashamed of himself... by towatatalko · · Score: 1

    Philip Plait in his article "Richard Hoagland's Nonsense" has done nothing to debunk the hypothesis that Face on Mars and other artifacts in Cydonia region on Mars that might be of artificial origin build by some ancient civilization. In fact, P.P. has its own website where he can say anything, but there's nothing there that is consistent with independent-minded research of scientific value. On the other hand people who investigated those structures on Mars are scientists who did careful studies in telemetry, fractal geometry, and digital imagery (by M.J. Carlotto).

    P. Plait says: "Leading the way with this nonsense is none other than Richard C. Hoagland. He is the guy who has been touting the idea that the "Face on Mars" is not just a big hill -- which is what it really is -- but is instead a giant statue surrounded by pyramids, a city, a fortress, etc." - this is obviously an assertion but no proof of anything by Plait about the opposing argument. He basically says he doesn't like the idea of artificial origin of Cydonia structures and that's where it ends. So, it is rather a laughable for someone with Phd degree to supposedly debunk something without really doing effort in some scientific corroboration. So, this is another of those FUD hysteria that surrounds this matter. Don't tell me that merely claiming something can't be is a proof of anything. P. Plait and other professional "debunkers" need to do better than that.

    If you want to make up your own mind on in this subject, check this website: http://www.metaresearch.org/solar%20system/cydonia /asom/pressconf_nyc.asp

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    1. Re:P. Plait should be ashamed of himself... by KjetilK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, please.... This is not about lighting angle. Look, the pictures you present as proof has been photoshopped. That's not image reduction. The nose isn't even in the right place. If you want to do some real data reduction, you need to do like a friend of mine did: Get the raw data, have a beer, and hack a few scripts. this is the result.

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  94. Translation time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Man, this one begs for Usenet Translation service:

    >There's an undercurrent of desperate fascism in your post.
    There is an overcurrent of desperate strawmanism in mine

    >You're essentially saying "the believers must be reprogrammed!.
    Essentially I believe my critics must be """re-educated""".

    >We can't allow them to think differently!
    I will not allow them to criticise me. Not! Not!!

    >People are gonna believe in what they want to believe.
    I sure am.

    >I accept the fact that you don't believe in aliens, despite the small-minded, self-centered, delusional logical leaps you must take to reach that conclusion.
    Actually, I don't accept this "fact"

    >Anyway, I urge you to keep an open mind.
    Mine is simply pouring out.

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  95. Sarcasm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the United States seems to be full of people who think the Bible contains common sense.

    Strange but true!

  96. OT: PetEuros by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your .sig, Iraq: war to save the USA, points at an intriguing argument, but contains fallacies. For example,

    "But the more dollars there are circulating outside the US, or invested by foreign owners in American assets, the more the rest of the world has had to provide the US with goods and services in exchange for these dollars. The dollars cost the US next to nothing to produce, so the fact that the world uses the currency in this way means that the US is importing vast quantities of goods and services virtually for free."

    Of course the "dollars" cost nothing to produce (or we'd use something that did), but they are exchangable for American goods/services that do cost to produce, including the labor and profit. That argument ignores the fundamental principle of finance, that the symbol has negligible cost, but merely refers to the value of the product, which has real cost.

    The US economy benefits from vast efficiencies with dollar-valued global oil (and other) markets. The Federal Reserve derives its global power from its control of that currency supply. The anti-inflation rhetoric, if not practice, of Greenspan's Fed is specifically driven by the simple truth that belies the Feasta fallacy. I agree that Iraq's move to trade in Euros was a threat to BushCo, which survives Saddam in the sleazy Europe/OPEC waltz that clouded the moral clarity of European opposition to the Iraq Jr War. But the other, more solid economics of Feasta's argument are diluted by their misinterpretation of the capital cost of currency.

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  97. The face was just a mesa by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was proven almost 3 years ago. And the terrain on Mars isn't exactly flat, either.

    1. Re:The face was just a mesa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never seen anyone eating from such a table, Senior.

    2. Re:The face was just a mesa by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Um. Okay. That's a figure of speech I'm not quite familiar with.

  98. Hoagland is to astronomy..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what spam is to email.

  99. Re:The Face was not just a mesa by towatatalko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you check what NASA did to "prove" their point? Those pictures where manipulated with the high altitude filer to give the appearance that the Face is just a natural object. Earlier photographs showed something entirely different.

    Check another proof on this matter at: http://www.metaresearch.org/solar%20system/cydonia /proof_files/proof.asp

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  100. Shai'Hulud by quantaq · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, the "glass worm" explains everything. Now we know where all that water that used to be on Mars went: little makers keeping it deep inside the planet. And, we know why Mars is red: all that spice. All praise Shai'Hulud! Death to the non-believers!

    Now I feel all pseudo-sciencey.

  101. So it is all ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hoagwash then?

  102. The Conspiracy Freaks refuse couter-evidence by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "The thing is, on some of the things (Crystal Worm, face) we simply won't know for sure until there are actual close-up examinations done. Period."

    And so, what then? Spend half a billion for a dedicated Crystal Worm mission? When ANY result that doesn't confirm the existence of a magical hugiferous Crystal Worm is only more fodder for nuts screaming "COVER UP! CONSPIRACY!"?

    No thanks, they can wait their turn to board the 'B' Ark like all the others of their ilk.

    Occam's Razor is the nemesis of the nutball.

  103. rofl by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    lamely replying to my own post..

    without naming names, good on you all for being so calm in discussing... this is what makes slashdot so cool. Although I think some people misread my meaning (if not my attitudes about right wing christians), you showed fortitude of character and maturity by not using the F word on every line. I'm probably the only person who is still replying to this thread, heh.

    Oh yeah, the line "Oh come on, don't pretent".. was meant as a buddy-buddy to the reader, I didn't mean to imply that the poster to who I replied was pretending anything. I realized it sounded that way while replying to other replies.

    I wonder if the God Mobile (there is such a thing where I live) is going to be at my place when I get off work carrying bats? ;-) heh prolly not.

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  104. Re:people: slightly OT, but got to respond... by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
    They each hold a belief based on their own thought process, experience, and the evidence to which they've been exposed.

    Okay, I was more or less agreeing with you until this point. In my experience, I've found that evidence doesn't seem to faze them. And for those that are converts, experience and evidence prior to their conversion seems to be forgotten or ignored as well.

    Remember, the majority of religious belief is based on faith. Faith, by definition, is "Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence." (second definition American Heritage Dictionary) Evidence has nothing to do with it; they want to believe it, so they do.

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  105. Warren Buffett once wrote... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Warren Buffett once wrote that people seem to either understand the concept of value investing right away once it's explained to them, or they never seem to get it no matter how long they are taught.

    From many years of debating with our friends in the tin foil hats, I think skepticism is similar. Admittedly all of us believe in silly ideas from time to time, but there are some people who appear absolutely driven to believe every fruitcake conjecture that comes down the turnpike, and no amount of facts or reasoning will change their minds.

    Given this, the purpose of debating with such people is not to influence them, but to influence the audience listening in.

  106. Wait a Minute! I just bought a Condo in Cydonia... by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    From some dude name Hoagland....... Said the mother ship was gonna come pick me up and take 'home' WTF you mean I got ripped off??

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  107. you think you're disappointed now by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    just wait till you're old enough to learn the truth about that WMD thing.

  108. Re:The Face was not just a mesa by ralphh · · Score: 1
    The mesa looks different when illuminated by the sun at different angles.

    Claiming NASA manipulated the pictures is just plain childish and irresponsible.

    Period.

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  109. Re: Warren Buffett once wrote...but by towatatalko · · Score: 1

    The bottom line is: did you research available information? The common-sense idea of Warren Buffett, or though he is a wise man in financial matters, can't be applied here to a completely different subject. But this is psychological issue. In order to appear balanced in judgment and with certain distance as if observing both sides of the matter, some people pretend they know better by the virtue of that said calculated distance, however, basically masking their own ignorance. If you want to prove anything you need to make some effort of providing the proof, merely saying something doesn't exist because it is far fetched doesn't cut it.

    Check this: http://www.metaresearch.org/solar%20system/cydonia /proof_files/proof.asp

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  110. Happy moose on Mars by ToSeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excellent site. If you poke around, you can find that there's a happy moose on Mars!

  111. Another Perspective by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    I sure many people have heard this story, but it bears repeating.

    A reporter came to the home of Neils Bohr, and was shocked to find he had a horseshoe nailed above his entryway. He asked him how such a respected scientist could believe that such a thing would bring good luck.

    Bohr replied, "I don't believe the superstition. But I am told it will bring me good luck whether I believe in it or not..."

    I tend to think the same thing about people praying for me. Thank them for their consideration, and get on with your life.

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  112. Re:The Face was not just a mesa by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    Earlier photographs showed something entirely different.

    Yeah, because the earlier photographs were taken at a much lower resolution. When viewed at a higher resolution, the "Face" is just a hill. Your link contains a lot of wishful thinking and not much else.

  113. No civilization on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, I know, Ford Prefect is not from Mars. Neither isn't Zaphod. But hey, this is not an evidence!

  114. Re:people - NEW SIG by tanksalot · · Score: 0

    I am not denying the existence of stupidity, or of stupid people.

    Thanks for the new sig!

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  115. Calling the mothership...calling the mothership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take me home.

    No intelligent life here. Just Bushes.

  116. JPEG ARTIFACTS found on MARS! by garote · · Score: 1
    I love modern image analysis.

    I can even do it myself. Observe!

  117. JPEG ARTIFACTS found on MARS! by garote · · Score: 1
    I love modern image analysis.

    I can even do it myself. Observe!

  118. Two idiots on opposite sides by Zareste · · Score: 1

    I haven't the time to blow listening to one man's suspicions and another man's mindless rantings, so here's my premature conclusion:

    Richard may or may not be right and Phil wants attention and said "You're wrong and I know it!" Then of course the writer of this article decided "I want to believe Phil so he's right and that's that!"

    It always goes like this and the 'disproven' person has no trouble shutting up the claims of the given offender. And so on and so forth.

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  119. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just watching some show on tv and they had one of the NASA scientists on the current mars project on it. He claimed that no one ever made the statement that life existed on Mars, they only made the statement that they found traces of water which indicates that life could have been possible. Just because the conditions where right for life to exist does not mean that life existed.

  120. Oh dear by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

    These debunkings are making me very angry. Very angry indeed. Now I will have to use my Illidium PEW-6 explosive space modulator.

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  121. useless factoid by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    more interesting than that a recent analysis of actual snake oil (not that most of these salesmen were selling the real thing) is actualy quite full of vitamins and taking a teaspoon of the stuff really was good for you. However many of the snake oils theat were being sold had large percentages of opiates and alcohol in them to provide that instant good feeling and give the added bonus of addiction for the customer.

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  122. Until I saw her face.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I didn't used to believe all that, but if those round little things ain't
    KIX cereal, then I am a monkey's uncle.

  123. That's ridiculous. by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows all the Marsian water was used to produce Russian vodka. Russians found vodka on Mars, now that's more like it.

    1. Re:That's ridiculous. by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Which no doubt they'll be trying to sneak into our precious bodily fluids...

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  124. oh i prefer more dumb people.... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    please please... more dumb people please...

    Why??

    Because the more dumbasses there are, the more money I can make, the more jobs I can take with less competition.
    The more people I can sell my 'goods' to at inflated prices.
    Im sick of so many so called 'smart' people lieing their ways into jobs these days, I wish more people drank 12 beers a day and becames real stupid. ;)

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  125. Re:Why vigilante idiots should just stop... by ZeeTorch · · Score: 1

    Interesting. You don't go to Bad AStronomy anymore because people resort to personal attacks... "that punk plait" "Self titled 'posters'... dub themselves 'Bad Grad' and other silly names..." "Plait is just a young punk" It seems pretty obvious that 1) you are a hypocrite and 2) you were never a regular at Phil's site or you would know that the posters there (Self titled? Is it odd to call someone whos posts on a forum a poster?) do not dub themselves anything. Hoagland is not a nice guy, and if anyone is trying to sell anything it is him, not Plait. Hoagland may have credentials, but they are not what he claims. Also, Phil has credentials, but I guess since he hasn't been around as long as Hoagland, his ideas and credentials don't matter, right? Nice try, but you need to work on your skills a bit.

  126. No time to blow reading the articles, but posts by jake-in-a-box · · Score: 1

    an opinion anyway.

    Go figure.

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  127. Re:The Face was not just a mesa by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

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  128. I am green but I am alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that I am kind of short, green and I look different than an average ./-er (but not much)
    does not mean that I am not an intelligent form of
    life !

    We setup a small website to debunk all those debunkers!

    www.we_are_intelligent_and_green.org.mars

  129. Enough Finger Pointing: by MadCow-ard · · Score: 1

    I'm the damn guilty one. So are you! Yes you /.'ers. What are YOU doing to educate, instead of complain and blame? Enough groaning about why nobody understands the poor IT masses, or latest science theories. Get out there and educate. Don't blame the Parents/Teachers/Kids/TV/Food/Dieting/or men on mars.

    Yes we can blame the US lifestyle, but you can move to Europe (and I have, so don't bitch to me). Yes you can blame TV, but you can unplug the damn thing. Just DO IT. Don't groan about it.

    For that matter, what is to prevent in 200 years humans from looking back and calling this the "age of arrogance". I'm an post-grad educated scientest, and if there is ONE thing I'm convinced of is that WE DON'T HAVE A F-ING CLUE. You think we understand Genetics because we can draw a double helix? Good luck. You think we have a clue what causes the BASIC laws of physics? Good luck. You think we can explain emotion, or for that matter how to have a meaningful long-term relationship. Good luck. Yes we're learning, but don't get all bloated with arrogance. Arrogance makes it very difficult to "un-learn" a theory, and that makes it almost impossible to actually grow and learn.

    So don't whine, act. And don't act like you know it all.

  130. Re:Good, we need people with patience to refute th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think so. He is very carfull to not get between a rock and a hard place... at least recently. For instance the pictures that are supposed tobe anomylous shapes that are really just rocks. At first blush it looks like he is claiming he has found artifacts... even naming them for machine parts almost as if he is claiming them to be what he named them. But nowhere does he actually say that... so that later he can say... Those are just names... I don't actually believe that... all the while collecting hits on his site and selling crap.

  131. Re:The Face was not just a mesa by towatatalko · · Score: 1

    It's like saying that NASA is infallible, or something, right? But the truth is that they manipulate data to fit their agenda. Now they are "discovering" water on Mars while several independent scientists were already postulating it more than 10yrs ago to be only dismissed by NASA, etc. The same is about the Face on Mars. Once they discovered water there they'll take a second look at Cydonia and lo and behold they'll discover that those were indeed artificial objects. They want to claim credit for "their" discoveries even though others were first, and so it goes.

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  132. Re:Why vigilante idiots should just stop... by tckurd · · Score: 1

    ahhh, one of plait's tribal council, you are, no doubt. i find it interesting that you would pick up on my obvious "pun" on personal attacks. hook line sinker. thanks! as for the posting, most of the people on that board type stuff just to see their post count go up, so they can then strut around as Bad Grads. i assume you read his board, so if you look closely, you'll see what i mean. you seem intelligent. and as for plait's credentials, he has a long way to go. his book did lousy, because it should have, and when the ads started on his site, well that explains it all, doesn't it? at least hoagland has the guts to ask for handouts. by the way, the ads on plait's site are targeted ads. you realize that, don't you? and hoagland's credentials are as claimed, it is greenberg and plait that are trying to muddy the waters. they covered up life on mars, and hoagland has them running for the political hatchet. as for you assessing my skills, you don't even know me. which is probably a good thing. cheers!

  133. Re:Why vigilante idiots should just stop... by ZeeTorch · · Score: 1

    Plait has turned down handouts repeatedly. Your assertion that Plait and Greenberg have covered up life on Mars is patently ridiculous.

  134. Christians by fm6 · · Score: 1

    From what I recall of this Jesus dude, he paid closer attention to what people said than you do. The guy didn't say "Christians", he said "born-again evangelican christians (also known as religio-loonies)". That's still more bigoted than I care for personally, but it still doesn't represent a blanket condemnation of the Christian community. It simply stereotypes a certain portion of it as ignorant and intolerant. Probably not a fair stereotype, but one many evangelicals work rather hard at perpetuating.