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SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide

drizst 'n drat writes "Article posted recently on ZDNet that 'companies outside the United States that use Linux now face the threat of legal action from the SCO Group, following the announcement on Wednesday that SCO's licenses are available worldwide.'" And cbiltcliffe writes "Vnunet is reporting that SCO is now threatening legal action against UK businesses that run Linux. Yet again, they claim they're going to initiate legal action against Linux users 'within a couple of weeks.' (Funny...weren't they saying that back in September?) They also claim that Novell and HP indemnification schemes are essentially useless (similar to SCO's Linux licences). It definitely appears the media is getting somewhat wiser to the FUD, however, as the story reports 'The run-time licence only permits use of what SCO says is its IP,' rather than 'The licence permits use of SCO's IP' like we would have heard a couple of months ago."

466 comments

  1. Go Go Super WIPO by Mirell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So have they got WIPO to approve their claims?

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    1. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by loserbert · · Score: 3, Funny

      Every time I see the letters WIPO I think its another Oprah Winfrey organization.....

    2. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would suggest that anyone in the UK receiving such blackmail demands, should take them straight to the Police, or report them to the Computer Crimes Unit at New Scotland Yard.

    3. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think of toilet paper.

    4. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by flacco · · Score: 1
      We have so much time, and so little to do - strike that! Reverse it.

      wouldn't that be "We have so little to do, and so much time"?

      how about:

      We have so much time, and so little to do - strike that! Take the negative of it.

      (gee, i guess i do have too much time and too little to do...)

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    5. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by blockhouse · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of an old episode of Beavis and Butthead.

      (Guy on TV): You have a beautiful body. And we're all alone in this hotel room. But having sex with you would violate my principles.
      (Girl on TV): Oh, Joey, you're quite a guy.
      (voice of narrator): We will return in a moment to 'Joey Buttawipo: My Story.'
      (Butthead): This sucks, nothing's on!

    6. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by louis_garin · · Score: 1

      Can they write? As long as I am concerned, their letter are full of pseudo-legalese terms, which can mean anything, depending on your viewpoint...

    7. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by bankman · · Score: 1

      You mean they can WIPO they arses now?

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    8. Re:Go Go Super WIPO by genner · · Score: 1

      This is the worst abuse,of a Gene Wilder quote,that I have ever seen.

  2. Correct me if I'm wrong by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But isn't SCO supposed to have produced some evidence by now?

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    1. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by justsomebody · · Score: 1

      Naah, they don't have time to do that, company is too busy with extortion branch for now.

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    2. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by cshark · · Score: 1

      They did present evidence. They've claimed three files! Hope they keep their mits out of my hard drive. Lord only knows what they would call infringement!

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    3. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by tonyr60 · · Score: 2, Funny

      " But isn't SCO supposed to have produced some evidence by now?"

      SCO has produced much evidence of their agenda and intellect over the past year or so.

    4. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by justsomebody · · Score: 2, Informative

      btw. Wrong answer from me.

      Plaintiff/Counterclaim Defendant SCO hereby files its Notice of Compliance with this Court's Order entered on December 12, 2003, and states:

      1. SCO has responded fully and in detail to Interrogatories 1-9, 12 and 13 of IBM's First Set of Interrogatories. (See SCO's Supplemental Response to Defendant's First and Second Set of Interrogatories dated January 12, 2004) (hereinafter "Supplemental Responses."). These Supplemental Responses, which exceed 60 pages, fully respond to the interrogatories based on the information in SCO's possession. Upon receiving complete discovery from IBM, including all versions of AIX and Dynix/ptx, there undoubtedly will be further evidence of IBM's contractual breaches and other violations of law, as detailed in the attached Declaration of Ryan Tibbits. Accordingly, SCO reserves the right to further supplement or amend its answers as discovery or further investigation may reveal.

      2. SCO has also produced all non-privileged responsive documents requested by IBM. The only exception to such production is the files of certain officers and directors for whom SCO could not obtain the requested materials during the holidays with sufficient time to review the documents. The efforts to obtain these files and their expected production date are set forth in the attached Declaration of Ryan Tibbitts.

      Respectfully submitted,

      DATED this 12th day of January, 2004


      INTERROGATORY NO. 1: seeks specific identification of all alleged trade secrets and confidential or proprietary information that SCO alleges IBM misappropriated or misused. This information is requested by product, file and line of code.

      Forget the others as if they wouldn't be there, after all millions of code they produced.... exceed 60 pages????? bwaaahahaaa

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    5. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by Petrol · · Score: 3, Funny

      If by 'evidence' you mean 'whining and finger-pointing', then they have produced plenty of 'evidence'.

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    6. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by schon · · Score: 1

      OBSimpsons quote:

      "Well your honor, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are kinds of evidence."
      --Lionel Hutz

  3. If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there is a ruling in the US against SCO which says there is no SCO IP in Linux, can they still try to force licenses upon those in other countries until a case is that country goes to trial?

    1. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Autonomous+Cowherder · · Score: 0

      Probably, knowing our [UK] luck.

    2. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, they could, but since any defendants could just lift the arguments straight out of the US case and probably win if the other country's laws were similar, it's unlikely they would. Plus, if the prevailing Slashdot opinion regarding SCO's real motives is actually true, the executives will be living it up in Bermuda while the company files bankruptcy right about the time the US verdict is being read.

    3. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by i23098 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      When they loose the case there will be no SCO... ...and we live happy ever after :-D

    4. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      I've already cancelled what I could with Royal Bank and followed with a letter (snail mail) detailing why. I tried just following up at the branch but no one there had any clue.

    5. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by cybergrue · · Score: 1

      I think that it is much more likely that these cases will be thoughn out of court even faster then in the US, mostly because a) other countries have different laws, and intrepretations of IP, and b) most other countries have a saner legal system then the US.

    6. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by nickyj · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the SCO stock keeps going down like it has the past 3 days, they will need to jump ship soon. Perhaps the rats are swimming already for paradise island.

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    7. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory probably, in practise no. When they lose the US case, their share price will crash. If that doesn't finish them off, the copyright violation suits from GNU/Linux copyright holders will. Consequently, SCO will not exist, so it cannot cause any more trouble. With any luck, as part of the settlement for the copyright suits, the FSF will be able to pick up any remaining Unix copyrights from the carcass of SCO.

    8. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Josiwe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One wonders how many weeks/months ago Darl thought of this, only to release it after the stock rise plateaued and started to drop. One also wonders what else he's got up his sleeve. Is he planning to charge Spirit and Opportunity licences? What's the legal system like on Mars? Or myabe he'll just take a page from the RIAA and start suing 12 year old end users.
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    9. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lose, loose? Its to hard too spell it right. Don't be mean, their not morons, just because they're spelling isn't good.

    10. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      It's LOSE, you moron. When did everyone suddenly stop being able to spell that word? It's EASY. Fucking morons.

      Silly rabbit... this is Slashdot! In order to be 'leet, u got to spell like a 'dotter. Just follow this easy to use guide:

      Use/Instead of

      peaks = piques
      jive = jibe
      allmost = almost
      truely = truly
      it's = its
      loose = lose
      useability = usability
      rediculous = ridiculous
      attemps = attempts
      to = too
      sence = sense
      aggree = agree
      habbit = habit
      counterfit = counterfeit

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    11. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it really matters what the outcome of the US case is since in any country with decent laws they would have to show the actual infringement. And if so (very unlikely) the infringing part could just be lifted out. You know, linux is definately not only US only made.

    12. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by mwillis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FYI - The retail and investment banking parts of RBC are independent member companies: About RBC

      The teller making $32000 a year is not going to have a clue what up with the boys in Investment Banking. These guys can make up to seven figures doing a job very few people in the population can understand. Bottom line: IB guys will never hear about it.

      It would be more influential if you were a big retail investor, like a pension fund, and you said "you guys are facilitating a scam that is dicking around with my $50M in IBM stock".

    13. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can I say, I can't afford MS office and I could't get a spell check compiled on my Linux box.

    14. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by rifter · · Score: 1

      What can I say, I can't afford MS office and I could't get a spell check compiled on my Linux box.

      If you haven't learnt to spell simple words, read a dictionary, and construct a basic sentence by now then 12+ years of education were wasted on you.

    15. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you haven't learnt to spell simple words, read a dictionary, and construct a basic sentence by now then 12+ years of education were wasted on you.

      So, exactly how small DOES your penis have to be for it to force you to be a spelling nazi on slashdot?

    16. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a law in .. um, ?Germany? that sortof amounts to legalized ambulance chasing, at the defendant's expense? Someone here explained it one day, but I don't have the info to hand. Can someone with the correct clues care to speculate on how this would work in the light of SCO's extor^H^H^H^H^H bettered-income plans??

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    17. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 2, Informative
      If the SCO stock keeps going down like it has the past 3 days, they will need to jump ship soon. Perhaps the rats are swimming already for paradise island.

      Perhaps you should try looking at a longer view. Short-term dips in stock prices are normal. There's nothing here to get excited about (yet).

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    18. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how a self-respecting white person could ruin their child's chances at life by making it with a negro.

      Then you must be a man. While women love the big penises that black men have.

      Yes, it's true. BIG BLACK PENISES are not a myth.

    19. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by philbowman · · Score: 1

      You forgot its = it's

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    20. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "One wonders how many weeks/months ago Darl thought of this, ..."

      I remember reading about this on slashdot back in 2000 and 2001.

      SCO then Caldera, was looking at the UNIX IP and Linux just days after they purchased the rights from Novell.

      Basically Darl originally he looking at things like chmod, ls, UFS, etc, to see if they can make some extra money. SLashdotters brushed it off at first.

      He was hoping to inherient some obscene software patent on things like filesystem attributes.

      I remember reading a further story on /., in regards to software patents being obsolete since most of the code was written in the 70's and early 80's. Today its different.

      Darl then had to change his strategy to finding code that is non existant.

      If they has the same laws 25 years ago as today regarding software patents, we all would be screwed. No ls, or chmod untill the the late 21 century. Sad but true.

      How scary would it be if SCO had write to a basic operating system with processes, threads, and filesystem attributes? It would be Windows only for now on.

    21. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It would be more influential if you were a big retail investor, like a pension fund, and you said "you guys are facilitating a scam that is dicking around with my $50M in IBM stock".

      That's certainly true, but doing SOMETHING is better than sitting on our hands. The only power we have left is consumer power.

  4. Let me suggest your first international effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nigeria.

  5. SCO out to make money.. by PaddiWhack · · Score: 1

    Again ... Why is this NOT unusual ?
    Me and some friends conspired that maybe another very big software company was there to fund them
    You all know what company im thinking about.. dont ya ? =]

    1. Re:SCO out to make money.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See I would guess Sun. Even with their Linux efforts lately they still stand to lose the most since it is more common for a company to go from Unix to Linux than Windows to Linux.

    2. Re:SCO out to make money.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm, OSDN? Slashdot? Since IBM was sued on AIX and, SCO HAS NOT sued anyone about any Linux stuff (just threats ). I think that OSDN or Slashdot are helping them o create this hysteria and help them in this pump and dump scheme.
      Now, how much they are receiving? My guess 10%.

    3. Re:SCO out to make money.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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  6. In related news... by cartzworth · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the rest of the world also collectively gives SCO the finger.

    1. Re:In related news... by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      I hope they can see this, because I am doing it harder than I have ever done it before.

    2. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We smoke while we shoot the bird!

    3. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they can see this, because I am doing it harder than I have ever done it before.

      That's cool. I think a lot of the slashdot crowd has never even done it at all.

      Oh... we're talking about flipping SCO off? Nevermind.

    4. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the "finger".

      Tarent vs. SCO Germany, District court Munich.

  7. SCO's IP by Autonomous+Cowherder · · Score: 3, Funny

    The licence permits use of SCO's IP

    Idiotic Proposition? No thanks!

  8. Give Up! by rogue555 · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just give up! This is just wasting a lot of time. Bastards.

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  9. SCO's world tour by whovian · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO: OK guys, this US gig isn't going to get us anywhere. Let's go to Europe!

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    1. Re:SCO's world tour by madpierre · · Score: 1

      How do you say F**k Off SCO in American?

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    2. Re:SCO's world tour by doctormetal · · Score: 1

      SCO: OK guys, this US gig isn't going to get us anywhere. Let's go to Europe!

      Yes, let's try that again

    3. Re:SCO's world tour by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Didn't SCO sue IBM to find out what IP was put into Linux? So how can they sue anybody using Linux if they haven't got a clue?

      And going to Europe won't be any better. They still have some laws that work against crap like this last I checked.

      (Germany for example shut SCO down)

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    4. Re:SCO's world tour by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Fuck off SCO"

    5. Re:SCO's world tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not Fuhrer
      Heres an u for you.
      While we are at it, here are all the others for your copy&paste pleasure: UaAoOB
      Hope this helps,
      Dein Gramatiknazi

    6. Re:SCO's world tour by Gherald · · Score: 1

      too bad those characters get filtered out

    7. Re:SCO's world tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now *that* is funny.

    8. Re:SCO's world tour by JPriest · · Score: 1
      It is a 2 part case, the parts they say are in Linux they have. They are also claiming some of IBM's System V code made it into Linux, Since SCO does not have a copy of the system V source, they need IBM to submit source to SCO to audit. Hence "UNIX derived code".

      Althouh much of the Linux code that has been audited has been debunked, it is possible that IBM may have added system V code.

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    9. Re:SCO's world tour by Mister+Attack · · Score: 1

      so say "Fuehrer." That's the proper way to anglicize the German.

    10. Re:SCO's world tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grr...thats gonna mess up the exact alignment of the two lines. It won't look as purty that way....

      Oh well, I'll think of something. Might be time for a new sig anyway, some people can't take the joke.

    11. Re:SCO's world tour by whovian · · Score: 1

      Quick question if you would remind me....what makes SCO think there's System V code in linux? Did they do what GPL'ers do and compare or grep binaries?

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    12. Re:SCO's world tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, it worked for David Hasselhoff!

    13. Re:SCO's world tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM's already said it. The polite American version of that phrase is "We're countersuing you, SCO."

  10. They don't have the power by shuz · · Score: 1

    I am not for or against the RIAA but they have the power to only scare. RIAA is larger than SCO and they don't have the man power to sue every single person. Sco's situation is no different the have the power to make idle threats. Whether they have a good base to make these threats or not. They simply don't have the man power to sue every single Linux user!

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    1. Re:They don't have the power by condensate · · Score: 1

      ...and they soon will be out of money hiring attorneys around the world that are sueing every single user. I think one just has to wait on whether some court finds the claim they're making justified or not. And then, they still have the problem that as soon they win (if ever they should) the next day there will be a Kernel coded by the Open Source community, for such is the power of Open Source Software...

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  11. Media by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    Finally. Even the media are begging to SCOff. :P

    Yo Grark

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  12. Old and tired, but... by dustmote · · Score: 1

    This is (and has been) ridiculous. This is akin to watching a well-known person have a collosal and very public breakdown. If it were a person I would suspect them of having amphetamine psychosis, and avoid them (or recommend treatment quietly to the large men with nets and white suits) accordingly. Nothing new, it's just that every now and then the absurdity of it strikes me all over again.

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  13. Barratry.. by 0WaitState · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't the UK have a law against barratry, something the USA desperately needs? SCO could get royally fucked by playing their legal games in the UK. We can only hope.

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    1. Re:Barratry.. by Salo2112 · · Score: 1

      Darl will get royally fucked - in prison.

    2. Re:Barratry.. by rewt66 · · Score: 1

      Well, if SCO doesn't have any assets in the UK, about all they could lose is the attorney fees...

    3. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The US does have barratry law, troll, but it requires repeated lawsuits with the sole intent to harrass and without any valid claim. SCO has only been threatening lawsuits which is not barratry. You would also have to prove that not only are their claims without basis but that they knew that all along. That is not an easy case to persue.

      I think that was a pretty fair response to what was obviously flamebait.

    4. Re:Barratry.. by Autonomous+Cowherder · · Score: 0

      Yeah!

      And by Prince Philip , none the less!

    5. Re:Barratry.. by tandr · · Score: 1

      SCO could get royally fucked by playing their legal games in the UK.

      yes, that's United Kingdom after all...

    6. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't flamebait you idiot, it was a karma whore. Anti-US, pro-UK, vaguely related to the topic, uses a word probably unknown to most Slashdot moderators, posted logged in. Definitely a karma whore.

    7. Re:Barratry.. by Albanach · · Score: 5, Informative
      Great Britain has two legal systems, one covering England and Wales, the other covers Scotland.

      In Scotland, Extortion (the obtaining of money or goods by means of illegitimate threats or demands) is a criminal offence. As a result, such practises as private firms clamping your car for parking on private property then demanding money to release it is illegal in Scotland but not in England. As a result, any Scottish company receiving one of these demands may wish to request a copy of the infringing source and if it's not forthcoming deem the request as an illegitimate threat and report SCO to the police.

      In addition the new Proceeds of Crime Act gives police the power to seize all assets belonging to criminals participating in the practise of extortion. Such assets could include cars, houses, boats and bank accounts.

    8. Re:Barratry.. by Autonomous+Cowherder · · Score: 0

      Yeah, SCO must have loads of asshats - Darl McBride is just the first!

    9. Re:Barratry.. by Dub+Kat · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those of you who don't know what barratry is (I had no idea until 2 minutes ago): Wikipedia's Barratry entry.

      $60/month Colo'd Linux Sever

    10. Re:Barratry.. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
      Doesn't the UK have a law against barratry, something the USA desperately needs? SCO could get royally fucked by playing their legal games in the UK. We can only hope

      Damn right, first in the UK the loser pays the costs of both sides. SCO is a foreign corporation and could probably be required to put up a surety if they brought a claim.

      Second and more interesting there is actually a tort in the UK that covers this exact type of case.

      It is not a good idea to send out demand letters to a UK address unless you can substantiate the claim made.

      The UK legal systen is not the place to start frivolous lawsuits unless you have no money to start with and so won't be worse off if you get made bankrupt.

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    11. Re:Barratry.. by Threni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > in the UK the loser pays the costs of both sides.

      Actually, I think this is at the judges discretion. There have been libel cases where one side has won, but has been awarded 1p damages and told to pay costs, which is worse than losing!

    12. Re:Barratry.. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Why am I not surprised that a user named Albanach is from Scotland? :)

      There is, alas, no user Sassanach.

    13. Re:Barratry.. by Sesostris+III · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, here in the UK, you are imprisoned "at Her Majesty's pleasure". Many's the joke about some new convict "pleasuring her majesty".

      So, rather like the US really, except whereas we have Her Majesty, you (I believe) have someone called Bubba.

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    14. Re:Barratry.. by 0WaitState · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Second and more interesting there is actually a tort in the UK that covers this exact type of case.

      Interesting--can you give a bit of background on this? The barratry thing doesn't apply until after SCO starts sueing aix or linux users, which probably won't happen. The general point I'm trying to make is that sueing or threatening to sue people for profit (hello Canopy Group) is a riskier endeavor in the UK than in the USA.

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    15. Re:Barratry.. by XipX · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but isn't threatening lawsuits left and right without following through illegal as well?

    16. Re:Barratry.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The US also has laws against barratry. However, barratry is not what you think it is.

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    17. Re:Barratry.. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That's MR Bubba to you...and like all good men, I still wake up in the morning "Standing for the Queen"

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    18. Re:Barratry.. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Doesn't the UK have a law against barratry, something the USA desperately needs? SCO could get royally fucked by playing their legal games in the UK. We can only hope.

      If anything this move shows that SCO has as little understanding of laws in other countries as it does in the US.

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    19. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The US also has laws against barratry. However, barratry is not what you think it is.

      Barratry in US is not necessary the same thing as barratry in other countries. In general, I've found that US laws are more biased towards favoring corporations in US at the expense of the customer or the citizen - for instance EU has stronger privacy laws.

    20. Re:Barratry.. by rediguana · · Score: 1

      From that page...

      In admiralty law, barratry is a fraudulent act committed by a master or crew of a vessel which damages the vessel or its cargo, including desertion, illegal scuttling, and theft of the ship or cargo.

      Sounds even more like SCOX now...

    21. Re:Barratry.. by SkArcher · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Part of the consumer protection act specifys that the seller must specify the exact good purchased in Trade.

      From
      2000 No. 2334

      CONSUMER PROTECTION

      The Consumer Protection (Distance Selling) Regulations 2000

      Information required prior to the conclusion of the contract 7. - (1) Subject to paragraph (4), in good time prior to the conclusion of the contract the supplier shall -

      (a) provide to the consumer the following information -
      (i) the identity of the supplier and, where the contract requires payment in advance, the supplier's address;
      (ii) a description of the main characteristics of the goods or services;

      As you can see, if SCO want to sell a license or contract within the UK, the seller (SCO) must specify the characteristics of the purchase. I.E. Specify what rights to what code is for sale/licensed under the contract. That can't be NDA'd either, as terms of sale are not allowed to be confidential.

      IANAL etc.
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    22. Re:Barratry.. by geirhe · · Score: 1
      Second and more interesting there is actually a tort in the UK that covers this exact type of case.

      Interesting--can you give a bit of background on this?

      We also have similar laws in Norway.

      You can't demand payment without having entered into a sales agreement. You can't distribute goods and then ask payment for them. If you do, the recipient is allowed to keep the goods free of charge.

      You are not allowed to market goods in a way that doesn't look like marketing. "Pay or we sue" is clearly not marketing, IMHO. But IANAL.

      There is also a paragraph in the same law stating that exploiting a lack of knowledge on the consumers part is illegal. Not telling what you want to sell them under threat of litigation would probably be relevant for this as well.

      Sometimes, I like our laws.

    23. Re:Barratry.. by flacco · · Score: 1
      Whoever thought of putting coders in noise-transparent cubicles needs to be beaten with a cluebat.

      ok, but please - in a sound-proof room.

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    24. Re:Barratry.. by goodhell · · Score: 1

      Damn right, first in the UK the loser pays the costs of both sides. SCO is a foreign corporation and could probably be required to put up a surety if they brought a claim.

      That explains it!!! SCO is hoping they can win over there and not have to pay the exorbiant costs that their lawyers are charging. Then they'll go live in Bermuda with more money!!!

      Ha ha ha

    25. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre not supposed to point out the puns someone has intentially put in there sentences, *gives you a huge wedgie*.

    26. Re:Barratry.. by shanen · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is the proper term at this point, because they haven't filed suit against anyone, nor are they actively encouraging other people to sue each other. Also, no ships involved for the other sense of the term.

      At this stage, SCO appears to be committing a different crime whose name I can't recall just now, though it may be similar to barratry. That is the specific crime of threatening to sue someone without actually doing so. I believe it's regarded as worse when the person making the threat has reason to believe the threat is baseless and there is no real intent of suing.

      British law seems to be more punitive of frivolous lawsuits, so it seems quite unlikely that SCO is even seriously considering such lawsuits, though of course they ought to consider them if they win any part of their suit against IBM.

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    27. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    28. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did I click the realdoll link?

    29. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acording to the context: Where?
      And where not...

    30. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please define barratry and tell me if your definition is on legal footing identical world wide!
      It might be you are making the same assumptions as SCO...

    31. Re:Barratry.. by monsterlemon · · Score: 2, Funny
      The UK legal systen is not the place to start frivolous lawsuits unless you have no money to start with and so won't be worse off if you get made bankrupt.

      So we're all safe then... oh, wait...

    32. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... didn't know. */me searches for "delete post" button*

    33. Re:Barratry.. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, I think this is at the judges discretion. There have been libel cases where one side has won, but has been awarded 1p damages and told to pay costs, which is worse than losing!

      There are two factors that come into this. The first is that a judge can refuse to award costs to a plaintif if they win an award that is derisory.

      The second more interesting one is that the defendant can make an offer to settle for a particular sum. If the plaintif wins the case and the damages are less than or equal to the amount of the payment into court the plaintif has to pay the costs of both sides from the date of the payment into court if full.

      Usually you only get about 70% of your costs paid (part and party costs), but the judge can award costs in full (indemnity costs) if the case should never been brought or alternatively should never have been necessary.

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    34. Re:Barratry.. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Interesting--can you give a bit of background on this? The barratry thing doesn't apply until after SCO starts sueing aix or linux users, which probably won't happen.

      No, look into the Prince sports / prince.com case. The court awarded damages for making threats and demands.

      In the UK even a threat of legal action can have legal consequences.

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    35. Re:Barratry.. by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Many's the joke about some new convict "pleasuring her majesty".

      Roight. I just heard the Queen Mum interviewed by Ian St. Ian on Rock Minute today, concerning that very subject.

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    36. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I sued Activision in the UK I won, Activision paid 100% of my costs + the missing royalties + had their contract torn up. About all it takes is remembering to ask for costs.

      If we'd known how cooperative the judge felt we'd have hammered the cheating bastards for punitive damages as well. (And yes, the court result means I can prove they were cheating, bastards is a personal opinion)

    37. Re:Barratry.. by Zawash · · Score: 1

      ..We could charge them of assault and barratry? :-D

      Zawash.

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    38. Re:Barratry.. by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

      1. Sue UK companies using Linux.
      2. Get hammered by the court for Barratry.
      3. Bankrupt!!!

    39. Re:Barratry.. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      LOL Ignorance at it's best. Eire (The Republic of Ireland) is not a part of Great Britan or the UK. It has never been a part of Great Britain and stop being a part of the UK in the 20s.

      Northern Ireland is a part of the United Kingdon but not Great Britain. The full name is: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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    40. Re:Barratry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The relevant laws in England and Wales (Can anyone confirm for Scotland) are likely to be:

      Tort of Intimidation (unlawful threats)

      Torts of Deceit and Injurious Falsehood (lying)

      a tort of procuring a breach of contract separate from a tort of interference with trade by unlawful means

      Note that these are torts against both those who may be subject to legal action and, particularly in the latter case, those whose business is or may be adversely affected by the threat of such action. This being the case UK businesses based upon Linux or using Linux could bring legal action against SCO right now.

      More interesting to me is the claim that SCO will push this programme through their existing reseller channels. This could render those whose businesses are part of those channels liable to legal action under the same torts as SCO.

      Their actions may also be a breach of EU and UK Competition laws.

    41. Re:Barratry.. by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      I doubt that a *business* is protected by the *consumer* protection regulations.

    42. Re:Barratry.. by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Her Majesty will have great pleasure in accomodating Mr. McBride. AFAIK the royal web server runs Linux. Will he dare demand a licence fee?

      IANAL, but our laws in the UK concering the conduct of business in general are much tighter here than they appear, from a distance, to be in the US. For a start, if he or his associates have been dealing in shares in SCO in response to his blatant manipulation of the market, he can expect a few years in jail. On past performance, an offence like this is unlikely to be dealt with simply by a fine. I think Wormwood Scrubbs is going to be his new home....

      There was a guy in the UK who kept suing people, with ridiculous claims. The last judge to see him called him a "vexatious little litigant" and threw the case out. I would think that McBride is in the category of vexatious litigant.

      BTW the good news about all this is that he is spreading himself very thin.... Remember why Hilter lost the war, by opening a second (in his case Russian) front? McFraud has already lost the battle in Germany, and maybe other parts of Europe. BTW, the Convicted Monopolist, and paymaster to McFraud, will also come unstuck there if they extend their anti-Linux advertising, because knocking competitors products in adverts is illegal in Germany.

    43. Re:Barratry.. by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Well pointed out. I am Scottish, but live in London, and often forget how much better our legal system is in many ways. e.g. we had the office of Procurator Fiscal long before England had the fairly useless DPP, so prosecutions have tended to be handled a lot better.

      There are sometimes suggestions that Scottish laws should be applied to England, mostly in connection with house purchase. What I don't understand is why they were not applied anyway, after all King James 6 (of Scotland), 1 (of England) was Scottish.

      Anyway, it will be very interesting to see if he gets a hammering in court. Maybe he will get to share the luxury apartment in Barlinnie with the alleged Lockerbie bomber. (It was not him by the way, it was Syria and not Lybia, but that is rather off topic).

    44. Re:Barratry.. by AndyMouse+GoHard · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they could seize the IP rights to the code? At least we would see a new icon when SCOT news regarding linux is released on Slashdot...

      B

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    45. Re:Barratry.. by flacco · · Score: 1
      Why did I click the realdoll link?

      let me guess - your credit card is $6999 lighter for the standard male model?

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  14. Goodness! The temerity! by deadmonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. Yup, rock solid set of balls on those boys.

    Especially since this can get you jail time in other countries, perhaps..?

  15. Worldwide? by RyanFenton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whew - Spirit was busy enough, and Beagle II was in enough trouble. It's a good thing they never plan to bring those things back home.

    Ryan Fenton

  16. useles by danidude · · Score: 1
    They also claim that Novell and HP indemnification schemes are essentially useless (similar to SCO's Linux licences).

    Oh, SCO's Linux licences are not useless... they are very useful... for SCO making money, that is.

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    1. Re:useles by Lane.exe · · Score: 1
      But in order for them to be successful (and therefore useful) they would have to actually work. And since only the $699 fee troll seems to have paid for it, it's not very useful at all.

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    2. Re:useles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, SCO's Linux licences are not useless... they are very useful... for SCO making money, that is.

      no no... for me to poop on!

    3. Re:useles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      acutally the CX is part of the name, say it out loudly GOATSECX .. if you still dont get it take out the C ;)

      cu lane.e

    4. Re:useles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are very useful...
      For me TO POOP ON!!!

  17. Another day, another SCO story... by canfirman · · Score: 5, Interesting
    CBS Marketwatch also another story on this issue. In it, Blake Stowell, an SCO spokesman said, "The fact that we are now offering a license for SCO's intellectual property for Linux in the U.K. opens up the door now to the fact that if customers in the U.K. choose not to purchase a license from us, the threat of legal action could be forthcoming".

    Translation: we're not making enough cash from North America because they're not taking us seriously. So, we'll hit you guys up for a few bucks.

    I really wonder if anybody in Europe will really take these guys seriously? Since SCO was sooooooooo successful in launching their lawsuits in the U.S., I'm sure they'll do just fine in Europe.

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    1. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by Chibi · · Score: 1
      Blake Stowell, an SCO spokesman said, "The fact that we are now offering a license for SCO's intellectual property for Linux in the U.K. opens up the door now to the fact that if customers in the U.K. choose not to purchase a license from us, the threat of legal action could be forthcoming".


      I'm definitely reading too much into this, but I thought it was kind of funny that this spokesman likes the word "fact," when facts are sorely missing from this case. Trying to make it sound like they have a more solid foundation than they really do. This is why so many job postings list "communications skills" in job requirements.

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    2. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by David+McBride · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect that any SCO representative entering our building would be considered persona non grata, and ejected.

      And I don't mean by the front door. :-)

    3. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the threat of legal action could be forthcoming

      This made me laugh. A threat could be forthcoming? "We might very well weigh the possibility of deciding to maybe consider entertaining the option of suing at some point in time. Definitely."
      Yep, they sound pretty Freudian.

    4. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Of course in the UK, if you don't win, you have to pay the other sides leagal costs. You can ask the judge to throw the case out simply because the other side can't afford to pay your legal costs. I'm wondering if the judge would listen to the argument that "if SCO loses in the US, it will be bankrupt and have no money to pay local costs". I suspect a judge might just put the case on hold till the US vs IBM issues are worked out.

      Also outside of the US, this type of thing can cross the line between business and extortion. In Australia, if SCO lost, thier company directors might find themselves fighting charges that force the company out of business locally.

      This could be quite entertaining since SCO has been showing that their managment isn't too smart about which dragons they choose to poke with a stick.

    5. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO-speak might make for a nice psychology dissertation or a...

      Hey, maybe there is something to this postmodern literary criticism stuff after all!.

    6. Re:Another day, another SCO story... by johnjaydk · · Score: 1
      As far as I remember they already tried taking a shot at Suse. But the judge told them to go piss up a pole.

      So much for a european strategy...

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  18. Novell by nattt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Until Novell and SCO sorts out who owns what, anyone can just tell SCO to go to hell. That's if there's anything of SCO left by the time IBM finish with them. Anyone who now pays SCO money is stupid.

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    1. Re:Novell by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More than that. SCO must resolve their fight with Novell AND IBM before anyone is "legally obligated" to license their alledged IP. Simply because you are in court arguing a case doesn't allow you to assume you will win, and thus all others must treat you like that beforehand.

      SCO not only fails to act according to this simple logic, they taunt "more legal action" which just prolongs the course of when their suposed IP would be verifed. So, theoretically after IBM were to lose, they sue their next customer, and the chain would be very slow. You can run concurrently, but I would move that they are all related.

    2. Re:Novell by savageps91 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And remember people, you if you pay the license fee, you are giving SCO the permission to mess with you. You are untouchable (until a verdict is reached in a US court of law) period if you are not a customer. IF you are a "customer", they will then do everything they can do to take advantage of you. And unfortunately at that point, they will have your specific name and address.... etc. I have often wondered what the implications were of getting a SCO 'license' (i.e. paying the modern day Billy the Kid) - remember they say binary use only. Therefore, would it be a problem to compile your own kernel under that agreement? How do you compile a kernel to use under a 'binary use only' agreement?

    3. Re:Novell by zurab · · Score: 1
      More than that. SCO must resolve their fight with Novell AND IBM before anyone is "legally obligated" to license their alledged IP.


      There's more. Even if IBM was found to have violated its contract with SCO, it's still a stretch to demand license payments from third parties. IANAL, but copyright law doesn't work that way. I go back to examples I cited:

      - you buy book A;
      - author of book B sues author of book A for copyright/contract/license violations;
      - court sides with author of book B;
      - can the author of book B go after you and other people who bought book A?

      Again, it doesn't work that way. Third parties are in no way involved in private contracts between two litigating parties and are in no way responsible if any of them violated anybody's copyrights. Although the court could probably decide that all future products, starting from certain date, remove the violating pieces.

      So, even if SCO comes up with something in the IBM case, this doesn't automatically mean that everyone should go ahead and pay SCO $699.
    4. Re:Novell by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      If this is the case, I wonder if Microsoft and Sun thought about this when they bought their SCO license? Once SCO goes bankrupt and their assets are sold at auction, these licenses along with audit rights if they exist will transfer to the buyer. Who will be the lucky company with audit rights against Sun and Microsoft?

    5. Re:Novell by thogard · · Score: 1

      Sun has bought the cliense severaltimes. They bought a full licences from Novell years ago that will cover them. Their aggreement with AT&T when they owned Unix [TM] also gives them full access to the IP and their last purchase may have given them yet another way to access the rights. Add in the early rights to BSD and from what I can tell, Sun owns Unix at least 4 different ways.

      When MS sold their part of SCO (remember SCO was a MS company so its ethics should be no supprise to anyone), they got rights to use SCO's IP.

    6. Re:Novell by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Ah...good exmaple. Very true.

    7. Re:Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it goes beyond that. Even if the contract with IBM specified that IBM would transfer copyright of any changes to the licensed code, the copyright of any changes or additions were NOT transferred unless IBM made a written assignment of copyright. SCO may have some contractual rights to that code, but not exclusive rights without a written assignment. IBM may have violated contract agreements, but that doesn't change who owns the copyright on the code that IBM wrote. If IBM owned the copyright, they had the right to release it for Linux, even if that broke the contract agreement.

      I suppose SCO could make the argument that IBM was writing that code for hire, but that's stretching it even further than trying to claim ownership of derivative works after the original is no longer there.

      If SCO wins on the contract grounds, I suppose IBM could be required to assign copyright to SCO; then we get to see if the GPL can be rescinded by a copyright owner after releasing code under it.

    8. Re:Novell by zurab · · Score: 1
      If SCO wins on the contract grounds, I suppose IBM could be required to assign copyright to SCO; then we get to see if the GPL can be rescinded by a copyright owner after releasing code under it.


      Without knowing the details of IBM-SCO contract, I can't imagine how that could be the case. If SCO wins on the contract grounds, it can demand monetary compensation from IBM (the party they entered into contract with) and any relevant injunction on whatever that contract possibly covers.

      As you correctly mention yourself, whatever IBM wrote is most likely copyright IBM. SCO may have some claims with regards to its redistribution under their contract; but I can't imagine IBM's lawyers signing any agreement that says stuff that IBM writes is automatically copyright SCO. Even copyright law doesn't work that way. As you said,

      I suppose SCO could make the argument that IBM was writing that code for hire, but that's stretching it even further than trying to claim ownership of derivative works after the original is no longer there.


      Yeah, that "argument" is going nowhere. IANAL, but if the "stuff" (if and whatever found) is copyright IBM, as is more than likely, then they cannot be forced to give up copyrights. Remember, this is a contract dispute, not copyright dispute.

      But my point was, whatever the outcome of this contract case, even if IBM loses and court finds there are pieces of code in Linux (contributed by IBM) that SCO has some rights to, it doesn't mean that Linux users would have to line up to pay their SCO fees. It just doesn't work that way.

      Contract between IBM and SCO is just that - contract between 2 (two) parties. SCO cannot sue anybody else other than IBM based on that contract. I'll give you another example:

      - you purchase an ATI video card
      - nVidia sues ATI for violating their contract/license on some piece of code
      - court determines ATI used nVidia's code without permission or license
      - can nVidia now go after you and other ATI customers and demand that you pay their licensing fee of $299 per video card?

      Are you kidding me? Court may order ATI to pay damages to nVidia and issue an order to prevent ATI from distributing the code in question in its future products, but in no way are [then current] ATI users responsible for someone else's (ATI's) actions, especially their contracts. Similarly, even if court ends up finding anything that SCO has substantial claims to in Linux code, the court may order IBM to pay damages to SCO, and issue an injunction to prevent that code distribution in the future.

      That's why SCO hasn't sent a single invoice. It would be somethink similar to extortion or fraud.
    9. Re:Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A copyright is just a piece of property. The court could order that IBM hand over that piece of property, not under copyright law but as a remedy in the contract dispute. At that point, IBM would be required to transfer the copyright. At THAT point, SCO will presumably try to rescind the GPL on the code they now own copyright to. Whether that would be successful or not, I don't know.

      However, I'm agreeing with you that even were that to occur, SCO doesn't have a copyright case against anyone currently, and even if they were successful in rescinding the GPL, that would only prevent FUTURE copying, they couldn't get damages for existing copies or continued use. At that point, a bunch of re-writing would be required, but most people could get by without any of the disputed code until it could be replaced.

      Not that I think SCO will prevail on the contractual claims, or that IBM would be required to transfer copyright, or that SCO would be successful in rescinding the GPL, just that even if all three were to come about, it still wouldn't validate any current claims of copyright infringement UNLESS there is original UNIX code, not written by IBM, that has managed to sneak into Linux, and given the failure to attempt to mitigate any such infringement, I can't see SCO winning any damages in any copyright case.

    10. Re:Novell by zurab · · Score: 1
      A copyright is just a piece of property. The court could order that IBM hand over that piece of property, not under copyright law but as a remedy in the contract dispute. At that point, IBM would be required to transfer the copyright.


      I agree with your other points except this. Remember that SCO is not alleging copyright infringement in court. i.e. they are not arguing in front of a judge that some IBM software should belong to SCO. That is not SCO's case. Therefore, court will not even rule on the matter. It is not in court's power to reassign copyrights when that argument is not in front of them.

      Again, remember that SCO is asking for $3bn compensation from IBM with regard to their contract. It has nothing to do with copyrights. In other words, judge is as likely to rule that SCO owns IBM's buildings, factories, equipment, and other property as it is likely to say the same about IBM's copyrights.
    11. Re:Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course a judge could do that, just as a judge could rule that IBM has to transfer $3b. Property is property. A judge could easily rule IBM's actions harmed the value of a piece of SCO's property, and that the compensation for it is to turn over some of IBM's property. It doesn't matter that the case is not a copyright infringement case.

      Also, SCO is indeed arguing that the code that IBM wrote and added to their code belongs to them. They're wrong, but they could still be found to have harmed SCO. Usually, money is the remedy, but other property could be included.

  19. David Hasselhoff hired for salesman position by endeitzslash · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Cause everybody knows that Germans *love* David Hasselhoff. . .

  20. Media Skepticism based off community skepticism by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    The fact that the media is becoming skeptical is probably based off the fact that we are skeptical. Enough of us have probably informed the media agencies of exactly how things work and that SCO is just blowing smoke so that they realized that SCOs claims may just be a lot of smoke. They Media will be all over SCO like white on Rice of IBM's response CRUSHES SCO's case.

    I can't wait to see the headline "SCO's propaganda crushed by IBM".

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    1. Re:Media Skepticism based off community skepticism by Trepalium · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IBM will say little or nothing. They will not give SCO anything that could be used as a weapon against IBM. This is a lesson that SCO should be learning after IBM used SCO's executives' words against them in court in IBM's own motions to compel discovery.

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    2. Re:Media Skepticism based off community skepticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that the media cares what the community thinks? We are all a bunch of hippie communists in the eyes of the media.

      The media is catching on for one simple reason, the OSDL created a legal fund that IBM and Intel and Monta Vista put money into. The OSDL also made it clear that it checked with it's backers before creating the fund. These backers include Cisco, HP, Dell, et al.

      The names given here are the reason the media is actually taking a better look at the claims coming out of Linden. Notice the steady decline in the value of SCO stock since the announcement was made by the OSDL.

  21. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO: All your linux are belong to us.
    Soviet Russia: In Soviet Russia the companies sue SCO for IP infringement.

    my take on this: SCO, show the code to the public or shut up.period.

  22. the crux of the SCO bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SCO won't tell anyone what their IP actually is. They have created a problem, and then they blocked all reasonable paths to a solution.

    SCO's claims are so vague, that no one really knows what they are talking about.

  23. Translation by El · · Score: 4, Informative
    "We have had some discussions. With some of those companies they have not been fruitful." -- Chris Sontag

    Translation: "We have them our ultimatum, and they gave us the finger!"

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  24. I hear... by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    ... the sound of SCOs' death rattle.

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  25. Europe is more vigilant to Open Source by shuz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If history has taught us anything its that Europe as a whole has embraced open source faster then the US to top it all off the US gov. has been working very hard to keep relations poor to europe and the rest of the world. I'm thinking a small US company like SCO isn't going to scare large European corporations and goverments much.

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  26. SCO and Chucky Cheese's by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear you can redeem 15 SCO liscenses inside Chucky Cheese's near the skiball games for a plastic keychain or 50 SCO liscenses for a yo-yo.

    1. Re:SCO and Chucky Cheese's by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Ooh! Ooh! What about Smartees? I like Smartees! How many SCOs for those?

    2. Re:SCO and Chucky Cheese's by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And a hundred, and you get a cool decoder ring! Just the kind of thing to descrable those symbol-font files they issue!

  27. Now it's just getting silly (er) by Hangin10 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The more claims they make and the bigger the problem that they claim exists, the more they just sound like they do nothing but BS. Eventually noone will listen and hopefully we can all forget this silly mess and have proper geek articles like the lander that moves in 10" increments...

  28. SCO Grows Your Business by umgangee · · Score: 1

    I see sco.com is currently proudly proclaiming its title graphic - "SCO Products Span The World".

    If, by this, they're referring to their bull****ing, I guess that's one claim of theirs that can go on record as being truthful. ;-]

    1. Re:SCO Grows Your Business by scotch · · Score: 1
      If, by this, they're referring to their bull****ing, I guess that's one claim of theirs that can go on record as being

      What is "bull****ing? Bullsitting? Bullcamping? Bullfishing? Bullsorting? Bullfucking? Bullsinging? Bulllicking?

      Really, if you're such a puritan little wuss about foul langauge, either don't use the language or give us enough so we know what the fuck you're trying to say. If you think and mean "bullshit", is your act of blotting out some of the letters somehow less offenseive? If it's offenseive at all, no not really. It's just a word, if there's anything wrong with it (there's not) you've already thought it and sort-of communicated it, so spare us you self-censoring, mmmmkay?

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    2. Re:SCO Grows Your Business by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Being generous, some sites do have 'obscenity filters' and such crap. Maybe they thought this would avoid the post being rejected or the word entirely *'d out? Oh wait, this is /. Generosity is for wusses! Carry on...

    3. Re:SCO Grows Your Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody who's ever browsed Slashdot at anything below +5 would imagine it has an obscenity filter. Come to that, it'd be quite hard to believe even if you browse at +5. And the guy in question has a UID 200,000 lower than yours, which implies he's been round here at least a day or two longer than you have.

  29. Not news really by grub · · Score: 2, Interesting


    ...now face the threat of legal action...

    Well, in reality everyone has the threat of legal action looming over them. It may be entirely unwarranted, as in the SCO fiasco, but you can still go file suit against anyone for pretty much any goofy reason you can come up with.

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    1. Re:Not news really by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      They won't be hearing from my lawyer, because in the UK it is a criminal offence to send letters demanding money unless you really are owed it -- and even then you can't make threats. If they contact me, I will simply call the police. Fraud, extortion and demanding money with menaces are all CID matters, and SCO are going to be the ones needing lawyers.

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  30. It's the "cornered animal syndrome" by whitefael · · Score: 1

    SCO has been backed into a corner so they're striking at anything to survive. The end is near and they can see it coming...

  31. I'm waiting calmly by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    34 days left and
    -3 days left.
    (wtf?! -> soon we will know what court and IBM thinks about their 60-paged document...)

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  32. Already Happening by Ed+Almos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry to burst your bubble but this started a couple of weeks ago. We got back from the Christmas break to find one of the letters from the SCO Group asking us to verify that we had not copied any code from our SCO servers into Linux machines.

    As our last SCO server went into the trash a couple of years ago legal told us to ignore the letter and that's exactly what we did. Our three AIX machines continue to run as do our two Linux clusters, the only thing that's changed is the FUD from SCO.

    Ed Almos
    Budapest, Hungary

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    1. Re:Already Happening by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      So, do you have SCO source code then (IE, in AIX)?

    2. Re:Already Happening by Ed+Almos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there is we didn't put it there. So far as I'm aware we are running stock AIX software with our stuff on top, and that does NOT contain any SCO code unless SCO suddenly decided to get into banking software.

      Ask the nice men from IBM who look after these wee beasties.

      Ed

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    3. Re:Already Happening by dustmote · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. "That money? No, it's ours. No, definitely ours. We had money at one time, and all money's really the same, after all, isn't it? Yes, it's our money, for certain."

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    4. Re:Already Happening by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      "...(IE, in AIX)?"
      I doubt it

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    5. Re:Already Happening by Wastl · · Score: 1
      "...(IE, in AIX)?"

      Microsoft has a reputation of abusing not only users but also latin terms. IE is "it est". Even worse is their translation of "Re:" in email subjects to things like "AW" (Antwort) or "SV" (Svar) which both means "reply" (first in German, second in Swedish and probably Danish), whereas the "re" in emails comes from latin "In Re" (in the subject of).

      Sebastian

    6. Re:Already Happening by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1

      That was the previous cycle of SCO's 'pump the stock' strategy - the one where they sent out letters to all the addresses in their customer database inviting people to (in so many words) join the litigation queue.

      IANAL but it sounds like your legal guys did the right thing. It was a fishing expedition pure and simple.

      Regards
      Luke

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    7. Re:Already Happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you learn something new every day. I always thought "re" was an abbreviation of "regarding"...

  33. SCO Evidence by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    SCO also gave IBM some of the purported evidence the judge required them to divulge. Story today at InfoWorld.

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    1. Re:SCO Evidence by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      IDG News Service = Clueless

      Robert McMillan = Clueless

      SCO gave "over 60 pages" of answers in this discovery. I don't think it's possible to even list millions of lines of code in 60 pages, let alone give any of the other information IBM asked for in its interrogatories.

      In addition, SCO has claimed that they could not supply some documents because of the xmas holidays! I guess they thought the January 12th deadline was a soft deadline.

      I understand that SCO is not using claims of infringing code in this case. But there must be code that somehow was infringed for their to be a breach of contract, whether it was directly infringed or indirectly infringed via "derivative works". Without this specificity, SCO has no case.

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    2. Re:SCO Evidence by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Interesting that the SCO quote in the InfoWorld story has them saying that they didn't provide any evidence of copyright infringement because it's not a copyright case, it's a contract case. I've been saying for months (seems like years) that SCO would be better served by Darl just shutting the hell up and letting the lawyers quietly build the contract case. And the insider stockholders would make far more money by winning the case, have the company declare a one-time dividend to distribute the settlement, and then quietly close up shop, than they would make on any pump-and-dump or licensing schemes. Most of the real legal analysis that I've seen doesn't make it likely that SCO can prevail, even on contract grounds -- between the amendment to the contract that appears to let IBM off the hook on derivative works, and SCO's fairly tenuous claims on the "trade secrets" involved, it's a long shot.

  34. So.... by locutus_borg · · Score: 0

    Now I see what I have to do to take over the world...

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  35. Who would every every buy anything from SCO by acomj · · Score: 1

    I mean seriously. They seem to be seriously shooting themselves in the foot. If we used SCO we'd be moving off them so fast and hoping never to hear from them again.

    I can't wait till this is over.

  36. Time for more "put up or shut up" by Ashtead · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As far as I know, they still cannot make this kind of claims in Germany. And good luck to them (they're gonna need it!) if they really try something more substantial than their current FUD propagation anywhere else around here.

    Unless and until they can prove in a court of law that they really have these rights they claim, they cannot expect to be paid. On the contrary, they can expect to be investigated for fraud, an perhaps subject to criminal charges of extortion...

    And trying to dodge the GPL does not count. Either the GPL is valid and must be obeyed, or it is invalid which makes everyone distributing Linux and other GPL'd software into copyright infringers. This latter seems somewhat less than likely...

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    1. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As far as I know they cannot make these claims in the UK either, which is probably why they are making press releases from Utah while their UK website has no mention of them offering licenses. If anyone knows of any SCO advertising material related to this "offer" that is produced specifically for or in the UK, please post details below.

    2. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the EU becoming more closely tied, is there any recourse to businesses operating in countries other than Germany if they get sued by SCO? Particularly if their headquarters are in, say, the UK, but they also operate in Germany? Methinks I would not want to wade into that quagmire, were I SCO (which I ain't).

    3. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " As far as I know "
      where did you hear that? its news to me - I wasnt aware of any german like injunction here.

    4. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      You don't actually need an injunction to prevent someone committing a crime. SCO's actions would already be illegal in the UK.

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    5. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Rufus211 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Germany basically put a restraining order on SCO saying they can't say ANYTHING about this without real proof, let alone threaten to sue people?

    6. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not Germany, a german court (acording to german laws).

    7. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EU court systems are still essentially independent, with the exception that if a case gets appealed to the European Court Of Justice, it sets precedent in all EU countries. But the European Court of Justice only has jurisdiction on issues of EU law and treaties, which do not cover tort law at all. However copyright law is an EU law so there is a (very remote) possibility that some GPL issue could get up to the EU level.

      As for a company operating in both UK and Germany, its German part would be subject to German law + EU law, and its UK part would be subject to UK law + EU law. This essential complication will not be removed in the foreseeable future, although there are discussions and even slow progress on some areas. For example, an EU-wide arrest warrant is possible from the beginning of April.

    8. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found details of Linux licensing in two clicks from uk.sco.com. Their "UK website" appears to be no more than a different front page for their regular website. I'm not sure what's interesting about that.

    9. Re:Time for more "put up or shut up" by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that you can get back to the US website and find the info about the US licensing scheme from there. But I'm looking specifically for advertising materials which would be unquestionably subject to UK law. So far all we have is a press release from a known liar in the Utah.

  37. In Related News by j0keralpha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From Groklaw : SCO has posted a job opening, for an "Inside Sales Manager", as of January 9th. Here is the job description, in case you are interested: "The inside sales manager will be responsible to implement a successful campaign of generating daily revenue from selling IP licensing in the North American market. Initially, the sales manager will also be responsible for generating the revenue as a stand-alone sales entity with the goal to grow the department revenue to justify additional sales resources. All sales will be generated from outbound phone calls and incoming phone call leads based upon the SCO Group's IP campaign." Applicants should have the ability to "communicate the offerings of the SCO Groups [sic] IP license strategies in a manner that is successful in generating revenues." Daily. Of course, you have to live in Utah.

    1. Re:In Related News by El · · Score: 1

      In other words, "You don't have to be an accomplished liar to work here, but it helps!"

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    2. Re:In Related News by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We can't legally tell you to lie to customers, but it's pretty much the only way to make quota."

      "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm not legally allowed to offer you large cash kickbacks for finding in favour of my client, but please take a moment to put your addresses on these envelopes."

      -- quoted (badly) from Dilbert.

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    3. Re:In Related News by The+One+KEA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dogbert: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm not legally allowed to offer you large cash kickbacks for finding in favor of my client, but please take a moment to fill out a self-addressed stamped envelope."

      Judge: "What are you doing?"

      Dogbert: "I'm trying to establish reasonable doubt."

      Later

      Judge: "Have you reached a verdict?"

      Foreman: "We find the defendant innocent of all charges because we like little dogs who wear glasses. And we award a Maytag dryer to the juror Mary for winning the "Best Dressed" award."

      Judge (face in hands)

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    4. Re:In Related News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice IT department you have here. You know, it would be a shame if anything happened to it.
      You know, keyboards mysteriously get vandalized, hard disks somehow get formatted in the middle of the night.....

    5. Re:In Related News by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's juror Mindy. :-)

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  38. Bagdad Bob by tomrud · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is there anyone else who thinks that Darl McBride reminds about Bagdad Bob?

    Darl "Bagdad Bob" McBride, how does that sound?

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    1. Re:Bagdad Bob by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      "Bagdad Bob" does indeed remind me a lot of Darl, but Bagdad Bob had a better grasp on reality.

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  39. SCO fires another press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those litigious bastards seem to need a boost after having turned in 60 pages -- which has all the infringing code, enough legalese to satisfy crack smoking hallucinators, and STILL be able to justify not having a complete offering because everyone took the month of December off.

    That reminds me of how I used to write my essays -- 3 page essays and all I have was one quote from Candide...so you paraphrase and stretch it out, use it 5 different times just to make it look all professional and lengthy.

    So now the planet is liable to SCO. Hopefully Spirit is running Linux up there on mars so we can get Boies, McBride, etc. to be the first manned mars mission volunteers so they can collect their $699.

  40. Slap happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that Germany's court system was able to slap SCO around there I bet SCO will get more of the same from surrounding countries. I guess SCO would rather be bitch slapped by a stranger than go home to thier MS pimp and get the same.

  41. I wish I could do retarded things like this... by MukiMuki · · Score: 0

    Man, I wish I could just go and make some Windows printer drivers, patent them, install them (if I was hardcore, sneak them onto the install CD of the next Windows release...), and then say I own Windows... It'd be really nice. Get free share purchases, build up some cash for two years, run away with it all in a suitcase when I was done...

  42. French companies' response to SCO threat letter by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny


    Dear silly CEO McBride,

    I say NI to you. Your SysV was a hamster, and you SCOsource smells of elderberries. Now go go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

    French Taunters, SARL

    P.S. to legale departement: Fetchez la vache ... fetchez la vache!

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    1. Re:French companies' response to SCO threat letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What - not "we surrender, here's the money"?

      Damn, all the familiar stereotypes going down the pan...

  43. Hmm... by Whatanut · · Score: 1

    "We have had some discussions. With some of those companies they have not been fruitful."

    In other words... they got told to get off their property or Guido will break their legs while laughing like a 12 year old school girl.

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  44. The opening act of the finish by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On Tuesday, McBride said that lack of indemnification proved that companies knew there was something wrong with Linux. On Wednesday, he said that indemnification programs proved that companies knew there was something wrong with Linux. Darl is obviously showing signs of short-term memory loss.

    This whole thing is just starting to piss me off, as they want it both ways, want everyone to lay down and pay them money for just sitting on their asses and thinking about ways to rule the world. They keep making these threats, but with the resulting 60 pages of docs they handed over, it is now being widely assumed that these guys are smoking some of the local meth (Utah has a HUGE meth industry).

    One other note is that Sontag backtracked and said that this case is not a copyright case, but a breech of contract case. If that is true (who knows) then the ONLY entity that they could get money out of is IBM. They cannot go after an end-user using a contractual basis for their case, as the end user has no contract with SCO, much less any implied of such. They could go after under the basis of the copyrights, but then any end user could defer the case until after the Novell v. SCO copyright fight is over.

    This sounds like a last gasp of desperation from SCO. They had to put out something to pump the stock, and what better way to say they going to get money from the whole world! What they do not realize is, just like a TV show killing off a main character to garner interest, this latest tact will prove to be opening act of their permanent cancellation.

    1. Re:The opening act of the finish by Broodje · · Score: 1

      Clicky for HUGE Utah meth industry? If it's handy, that is :)

    2. Re:The opening act of the finish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One other note is that Sontag backtracked and said that this case is not a copyright case, but a breech of contract case. If that is true (who knows) then the ONLY entity that they could get money out of is IBM.

      The only entity that they could get money out of under current litigation is IBM. They could still accept checks for SCOSource regardless of the results of the IBM case. The case against IBM has always been a breach of contract case, but the FUD spewing from SCO press releases combined with reporting that freely mixes the two issues seems to have led to a widespread public belief that the IBM case is about something more - it's not, never has been.

    3. Re:The opening act of the finish by amplt1337 · · Score: 1
      This sounds like a last gasp of desperation from SCO.
      See, I've been seeing this for the last several months. Seems SCO is the new BSD.

      Let's just hope that 'SCO is DYING!!' is a little more accurate hm?
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    4. Re:The opening act of the finish by Bodhidharma · · Score: 1

      I think it would be an appropriate ending to the case if IBM got it dismissed for lack of standing. Since SCO is suing IBM over the terms of a deal made with a third party, they're already on shaky ground. If Novell is right about the terms of the asset transfer, then SCO doesn't have anything to say about what IBM does with derivative works. As far as SCO is concerned, IBM is in some other corner of the universe. IBM's license for the SysV code precedes Caldera's purchase. I would argue that SCO has no legal standing to sue IBM.

      If SCO can figure out how to prove they have some standing to file the suit, then they can address the question of whether or not any of IBM's contributions are derivatives of SysV code.

      Of course, IANAL, but I play one on the internet.

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  45. PR getting weak... by BookRead · · Score: 1

    Must be discouraging for SCO. The latest press releases aren't pumping the stock up anymore. Down again today... Cry wolf a few times too many and people begin to catch on.

  46. Lovely. by MrFreshly · · Score: 1
    Next thing we're going to hear is that:
    A group of SCO radicals wearing official looking SCO jackets, resembling FBI agents, flashed their badges at the NOC and were seen carting off the Slashdot servers. When asked what they were doing, they replied there are pirate versions of Linux running on these machines and since Slashdot hasn't paid SCO it's licensing dues, and now "All you servers belongs to us."

    Thank you SCO! Thank you RIAA!
    1. Re:Lovely. by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      You screwed it up! That's "All your servers ARE BELONG to us."

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    2. Re:Lovely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cought ya!
      Slashdot has always been there and always will be and you posting this on slasdhot proves this!

    3. Re:Lovely. by MrFreshly · · Score: 1

      Only goes to prove the point that SCO can't get anything right...:)

  47. I can't wait... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    ... until they go for licenses in south east Asia and eastern Europe.

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  48. SCO are psychotic by pitr256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to InfoWorld, SCO is now claiming that in it's response to IBM interogatories, they have submitted no examples of copyright infrigement.

    Blake Stowell is quoted as saying, "We've not introduced copyright infringement as part of our case with IBM. We've tried to make it clear that it's a contract issue."

    Seems quite odd when a SCO press release from yesterday says exactly the opposite. Old Darl said this, "SCO is willing to enforce our copyright claims down to the end user level and in the coming days and weeks, we will make this evident in our actions."

    What freakin planet are these guys from? I'm sorry, but I despise them like I despise neo-nazi, racists, thugs.

    I'm sorry that I ever bought a Caldera product...

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    1. Re:SCO are psychotic by Broodje · · Score: 1

      Ooo that's almost a Godwin's Law event, how tantalizing!

    2. Re:SCO are psychotic by ausoleil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Blake Stowell is quoted as saying, "We've not introduced copyright infringement as part of our case with IBM. We've tried to make it clear that it's a contract issue."

      Yet, in their Motion to Compel Discovery, they want to get AIX source code, etc. etc. from IBM in order to determine if there is a copyright violation therein.

      In other words, they want IBM to send them the pond in order to see if there are any fish in it.

      Now they are saying that they are not suing IBM in regards to a contract, er, a copyright, no, umm, no, a contract issue. And meanwhile ignoring a court order to provide discovery. Remember, SCO was compelled to provide discovery by 12-JAN-04.

      That said, the good judge in Utah now has the right to dismiss their case -- they refused to provide evidence as required by the law and demanded by the courts. Hopefully, this will be a dismissal with prejudice and the countersuits can roll in like a hurricane over at SCO's headquarters.

    3. Re:SCO are psychotic by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'm sorry, but I despise them like I despise neo-nazi, racists, thugs"

      Why do you have to insult Neo-Nazi, Racist, Thugs like that?

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    4. Re:SCO are psychotic by yomahz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Blake Stowell is quoted as saying, "We've not introduced copyright infringement as part of our case with IBM. We've tried to make it clear that it's a contract issue."

      How can they say that this case is over contract breach w/ IBM and in the same week demand (again) end users license their "IP" (which nobody has seen because, despite a court order, they will not produce it).

      It's pretty obvious that they're in a tailspin now.

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    5. Re:SCO are psychotic by pyros · · Score: 1

      The Linux infidels are committing suicide at our gates. The entire world laughs at them.

    6. Re:SCO are psychotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trying to support one side or the other, but actually curious: has SCO said openly that the IBM case and the threats to end users are about the same thing? I keep thinking that they are two different things legally. In my opinion, neither have any merit, but I don't think that claiming IBM's case is about contract contradicts the threats to linux users being based on copyright. Any thoughts?

    7. Re:SCO are psychotic by One+Louder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd much rather have the case to continue, but for SCO to get contempt citations from the court. I'm sure IBM will move for dismissal next week, but it would be much more interesting if they didn't - just drag SCO through the entire drawn-out process they started, exposing their lies in a public forum. It might also help to find out what part MS and Sun have been playing in this little drama.

    8. Re:SCO are psychotic by sharkey · · Score: 0
      Why do you have to insult Neo-Nazi... like that?

      It's a hard choice, isn't it? McBride, Schumer, Feinstein...

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    9. Re:SCO are psychotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the IBM case is the place where SCO started on this "Our code is in Linux" kick.
      If they are unrelated cases then at some point SCO simply desided they owned Linux.
      You know if it were any sain organisation I'd say not a chance. But this is SCO. Where the sky is just about every color of the rainbow... except blue. Becouse SCO owns blue.

  49. Money, money.. by moinefou · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Darl and Chris knows where Switzerland is.. A small chance to spare 699$

  50. Assets. by jrumney · · Score: 2, Informative
    SCO Software (UK) Ltd
    Titan Court
    3 Bishop Square
    Hatfield
    Herts AL10 9NA

    I don't know if they own their building or are renting, but surely there are some assets in it.

    1. Re:Assets. by inquisitor · · Score: 1

      I'm not too sure that it actually is *the* evil SCO, but there is a company by that name taking up space in an office building opposite Haymarket Station in Edinburgh, and it only says "SCO" on the building directory. Interestingly, Novell's Scottish office is five minutes' walk away, and IBM's isn't that far away.

      Interestingly, I cannot find "SCO" anywhere in my Edinburgh phone book or the online directory enquiries service, or a Scottish location anywhere on the SCO website. I know there's something there, but it might well not be the evil one. On the other hand, there is a possibility it could be. Strange, isn't it?

    2. Re:Assets. by kaoshin · · Score: 1

      Theres a really tall building in Memphis that says SCO real big on it. But it is the Southern College of Optometry :)

    3. Re:Assets. by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Noooooooooooooooooooooo...
      I used to go to the cinema in Hatfield, now it's...tainted :(

  51. Hurry it up... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    I wish they'd just hurry up and show their bluff.. I tire of all the SCO news. Dagnabbed court system.

    --

    You're nothing; like me.
  52. Smack Down Time for SCO! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    This is EXCELLENT! Not only do they dig themselves deeper and deeper, but I'm sure the Europeans will be much less inclined to put up with this kind of shit from SCO as long as we have. SCO is defiantly lining themselves up for a smack-down

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  53. Can you say, by phrostie · · Score: 1

    Panic?
    I knew you(SCO) could.

  54. Transcript of the discussions by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1
    Sontag said there is a possibility that the first round of lawsuits could include U.K. companies, but it was likely to focus on companies maintaining large Linux deployments with whom SCOsource has already had "unsuccessful" discussions.

    "Pay up."

    "Go eff yourself."

    "Waaaah."

    1. Re:Transcript of the discussions by frkiii · · Score: 1

      I thought it was more like:

      SCO: Pay up!

      UK (mark, from SCO's point of view): Bugger off!

  55. This is Getting Really Predictable by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO is just like the schoolyard bully that keeps pushing other kids around until someone hits him in the stomach and leaves him in pain. I was the kid who would never fight, but when one of these guys got to be too much and pushed me around, I fought them. I didn't even have to win. Once word got around that I (the kid who hated fighting) could even hold my own with them, their reputation as a bully was gone.

    That's what SCO is doing. They're pushing everyone. When they don't get enough attention, they make more threats. They keep threating more and more people and companies. As long as they can rant and rave, their stock stays high, but once someone (like IBM, hopefully) and kicks them down a notch, it'll all be over.

    They know they have nothing. They know the only thing keeping their stock high is the bluster and fuss they keep making. They're reaching out as wide as possible to bully the schoolyard, the neighborhood, and, soon, the whole world. When they reach the end of people they can threaten, they'll have to act. If they had the strength to act and actually do something, they would. Since they don't, they're Shakespeare's idiot, telling a tale full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

    1. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. A single but forceful hit to the class bullies stomach in primary school earned me respect for the rest of my school life. If I were to encounter McDarl in real life I'm not so sure I could restrain myself from punching him as well. Posting AC, just in case...

    2. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I was the kid who would never fight,"
      "I didn't even have to win."


      Imagine THAT coming from a /.'r :)

    3. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Imagine THAT coming from a /.'r :)

      It's even more ironic than that. I never lost a fight (except for one in college). I did everything I could to NOT fight, but when I did, I didn't fight like everyone else. (By not fighting, I guess I never learned to fight like people expected.) I remember one time winning a fight by pulling a move I had seen Kirk do on Star Trek.

      But the really ironic thing about that -- considering that I never lost a fight -- is that I am now a Quaker.

      (For those that don't know, Quakers, or The Religious Society of Friends, is one of the few religious groups recognized as a peace church.)

    4. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by mandolin · · Score: 1
      I remember one time winning a fight by pulling a move I had seen Kirk do on Star Trek.

      Hahaha, that's classic. What did you do?

    5. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I don't remember exactly. I know it was something from the fight between Kirk and Spock in "Amok Time." I do remember the coach stopped us and put us in some kind of organized showdown that kept going through all of PE until finally he had us doing pushups and situps until he finally quit. That was in front of 1/3 of the whole grade. That was 8th grade and his tough image was trashed from then on through most of high school.

      I wish I could remember what the move was, though. I remember I jhad just seen the episode and realizing I was in almost the same position or situation and remembering that whatever Kirk did, it was not something you'd expect. I guess, in that case, being a geek/Trekkie saved my ass.

    6. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But the really ironic thing about that -- considering that I never lost a fight -- is that I am now a Quaker.

      In other words a Quaker sowing his wild oats.

    7. Re:This is Getting Really Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      SCO is just like the schoolyard bully that keeps pushing other kids around until someone hits him in the stomach and leaves him in pain.


      Yeah, well the bully is fucking around with the equivalent of Darth Vader and Steven Seagal (early years) wrapped up into one person. I salivate just thinking of SCO getting destroyed.
  56. Re:yeah, hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, RH 8.0 came out in September 2002. Secondly, you get all the source to RH 8.0, if there's a bug, apply the patch, compile, end of story. In fact, you can fix you own bugs if you feel so compelled. Thirdly, I could give less of a fuck if MS desupports Win98 since I don't use Win-anything. Besides, MS has it's place in the world, primarily as a computing platform for the computing illiterate. You're comparing a Vespa (Win98) with a Harley (RH 9.0). Vespas are simple since they have one gear, are fun to drive, but you could never take one as a serious form of transportation. Harleys speak for themselves so just keep moving along there Vespa boy.

  57. Global Competition by Steve+B · · Score: 1

    Which country gets to be the first to put Darl in jail for fraud?

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    /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  58. Thanks for the info by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'll be phoning SCO UK to ask for more info about the license, how much it is and where I sign the contract.

    In other news, I'll be phoning Trading Standards.

  59. In how many different languages... by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can you say "go f#ck yourself"?

    --
    FLR
    1. Re:In how many different languages... by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      ...can you say "go f#ck yourself"?

      In this case, "go fsck yourself" might be more appropriate, but I am sure SCO has copyrighted that utilities name, and they will be contacting me soon to license their valuable IP for this post.

    2. Re:In how many different languages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As many as the I18N team can handle.

  60. Essentialy? by rmezzari · · Score: 0

    Novell and HP indemnification schemes are essentially useless (similar to SCO's Linux licences)

    Well, maybe similar, but there is one differnce: one is essentialy useless and the other is totally useless...

    --
    "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds !"
  61. Notice who the targets are. by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    SCO claims they're going after companies with whom they've already had "unsuccessful" discussions. The lesson is clear; it's dangerous to even talk to these nut jobs. Better to discard their mail and not return their phone calls.

    I predict one of four things will happen with the threatened lawsuits:

    • They will claim that they have been successful enough without the suits and let the deadline slide by, which is what they did last time.
    • They will sue someone on an unrelated issue, as they did when the sued IBM for a contract dispute.
    • They will be told by the court that they have to settle their dispute with Novell over who actually owns the stuff before they can sue someone else for copyright infringement.
    • They will claim the target of the lawsuit settled without going to court. The name of the target will never be disclosed.
    --
    ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    1. Re:Notice who the targets are. by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      SCO claims they're going after companies with whom they've already had "unsuccessful" discussions. The lesson is clear; it's dangerous to even talk to these nut jobs. Better to discard their mail and not return their phone calls.

      SCO: "Yo, we're sueing you."

      IBM: "Bring it."

      No, seriously, I think generally courts prefer that matters are resolved out of court. At the very least they typically want to see that you at least made an effort to rectify things out of court previous to a trial. Saying they had "unsuccessful" talks with people they are now sueing is probably some sort of "prerequisite." If nothing else it is PR: If the image--with the court, with the public, with anybody--is that your first instinct is to sue everybody in sight, it won't help you any.

  62. Re:Goodness! The temerity! by El · · Score: 1

    There is a fine line between chutzpah and criminal insanity. Methinks the SCO Group has crossed it.

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  63. Bloody Americans by GetPFunky · · Score: 0

    If you bloody Americans wouldn't have had that nasty tea party, England would never had let this sort of malarky happen. You can't have your tea and drink it too! Now it's up to us to clean up your bloody mess.

    Signed
    Queen Elizabeth the SCO

  64. Know any litigious bastards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if not then follow this link to find a whole bunch of litigious bastards.

  65. Re:americans: please fuck off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your IP has been logged. Prepare to be liberated. Muahahahahahahahahaha!

    sincerely,
    the yanks

  66. Did anybody else have their browser hang ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    and eventually crash every time they tried to access SCOs notice of compliance PDF file? I've tried it ten ways to Tuesday and I have yet to read it.

  67. Hey SCO! by FrostedWheat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey SCO, did you seen what we did with mad cows in the UK? Nuff said!

  68. SCO shopping for an easer mark by RY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It looks more like SCO can see the writing on the wall that they are about to get the US case thrown out of court. It appears that SCO is looking for a court that does not need evidence.

    Then SCO can come back to the US and say something like "The evidence was enough to win the trial in Libya, it should be enough evidence to stand in the US."

  69. sig heil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome out new litigious bastards overlords!

    1. Re:sig heil! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Get the link right:

      http://www.sco.com/?sco=litigious%20bastards

  70. In Soviet Russia ... by octal666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO pays the license!

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    DON'T PANIC
  71. What about the Republic of Ireland? by sik0fewl · · Score: 0

    If I'm not mistaken, they're part of the United Kingdom.

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    I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    1. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken (although the gist of your question was fair enough). The Republic of Ireland (i.e. the South) is categorically *not* a part of the United Kingdom. Northern Ireland, however, *is*.

    2. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, they're part of the United Kingdom.

      Er, you're quite wrong on that one. Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. The Irish Republic, which is most of the land area of Ireland, is quite separate.

    3. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Republic of Ireland is not part of the UK (and hasn't been since 1948, IIRC). They've been functionally independent for longer than that.

      You're thinking of Northern Ireland, which is not a republic. I don't think they even have a devolved government right now.

      As far as the legal system goes, I'm not sure. On the other hand, the original poster said "Great Britain" has two legal systems, which means he was ignoring Ireland altogether, as it isn't part of Great Britain. UK, yes, GB, no.

    4. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by mrew · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken; they're not. Northern Island is though.

    5. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by Albanach · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out, the Republic of Ireland is an Independent Country. I intentioanlly missed out Northern Ireland because it's a bit more complicated. It has its own courts, but its laws are made in the UK Parliament in England and have much in common with those covering England and Wales. Most of the legal differences are associated with terrorism and not computers.

    6. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      The Republic of Ireland (Eire) was founded in 1949, but it had been separate from the UK since 1927.

      See this wiki page on Irish history for details.

    7. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      The Republic of Ireland is not part of the UK... he was ignoring Ireland altogether, as it isn't part of Great Britain. UK, yes, GB, no.

      First you say they're not in the UK. Then you say they're part of the UK and not part of Great Britain. Which is it? And what exactly does it mean to be part of either the UK or Great Britain in the first place?

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    8. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The Republic of Ireland are not part of the UK, but the barratry and other laws of Republic of Ireland are very important indeed, as SCO's EMEA sales HQ appears to be in Dublin judging by the contact info on their website.

    9. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my bad. I got my Irelands mixed up and I missed that you said GB and not UK in your original post. But thanks, you answered my question.

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      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    10. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 2, Informative

      UK -> United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

      Great Britain -> The island on which England, Scotland and Wales lie.

      So Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but not of Great Britain.

      The Republic of Ireland is part of neither.

      "Ireland" by itself can refer both to the Republic and to the island on which the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland lie.

    11. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thanks. I actually studied in Cork last year, and I took so much Irish history that you'd think I'd remember it. It's been a long day.

    12. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by paule9984673 · · Score: 1
      It's The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland so you have Northern Ireland as part of the UK, but not as part of Great Britain.

      When referring to Great Britain, you can ignore both Irelands as even Northern Ireland (which belongs to the UK) doesn't belong to Great Britain.

    13. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 1

      It would not surprise me if that was the case, since Ireland is the only English-speaking country in the EU that also uses the Euro as its currency. It's one of the primary reasons that many American companies use Ireland as an entry-point to the EU market.

    14. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

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    15. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by divec · · Score: 1
      what exactly does it mean to be part of either the UK or Great Britain in the first place?

      This page goes into great detail about which word to use when you want to nark who :-)
      --

      perl -e 'fork||print for split//,"hahahaha"'

    16. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      It has more to do with the relatively low employment costs and the tax breaks than anything else. Countries such as Denmark, Holland & Belgium all have a lot of fluent English speakers and are probably 'closer' to Europe than Ireland is.

    17. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by HardCase · · Score: 1
      I think that US companies have used Ireland as an entry point into the EU for longer than the Euro has been around. Perhaps it's because of a (relatively) low-cost labor force and a business-friendly government.


      As to English-speaking, I won't make any snide comments since my ancestors emigrated to the US from Scotland and Wales and were more than capable of tearing the language to verbal shreds.


      -h-

    18. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A republic that's part of a kingdom? I dont think so.

    19. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Is there a Lesser Britain?

    20. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 1

      That's true, but the idea that Ireland is the only English speaking country in the Euro-zone is one of the bigger reasons that the country decided to adopt the Euro when it did.

    21. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, but (as I posted in reply to another comment along these lines) being the only English speaking country in the Euro zone was one of the bigger reasons that the country adopted the Euro when it did.

      The whole package certainly makes the country an attractive choice.

      As for ancestors, mine came from Ireland and Scotland. Both quality places. :)

    22. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by holt · · Score: 1

      A quick google revealed this link from Straight Dope, which says that lesser Britain would be Brittany, in France. But I would say that in common usage, no, there's not.

    23. Re:What about the Republic of Ireland? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thanks. I actually studied in Cork last year, and I took so much Irish history that you'd think I'd remember it. It's been a long day.

      Well, as you said, they'd been functionally independent from the UK since just after WWI, and that was the important bit. When all the treaties were actually signed and links broken is mostly academic after that, so I don't think anyone would blame you for forgetting.

  72. What about the middle east? by MongooseCN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone should point Darl to an Al Quada encampment and tell him to go demand license fees from them.

  73. Re:Do we care? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course we care. It's a great ocasion to learn how to say "sod off Darl" in foreign languages:

    Fick dich Darl
    Vaffanculo Darl
    que te jodan Darl
    Vas te faire foutre Darl
    vai-te foder Darl
    Ay Gamisou Darl
    Knep dig selv Darl
    stop het in je nauwe gaatje Darl
    k chortoo Darl
    cachau bant Darl
    sa-mi sugeti pula Darl
    haista paska Darl
    poq gai Darl
    spierdalaj Darl
    yebem ti mrtwu mater Darl
    bazd meg a picsadat Darl
    popusis mi krac krasni Darl
    siktir lan Darl
    ebi se v guza Darl
    Do prdele Darl
    mine vittu Darl
    lech lehizdayen Darl
    achike Darl
    jebi se Darl

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  74. Gee the stock is by lww · · Score: 2, Interesting

    down 10% since the 8th while the Nasdaq is pretty much unchanged for the same period. Must be time for another flurry of distracting press releases and conference calls!

  75. SCO Japan by oddmake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC,President of SCO Japan says "There are absolutely no copyright infringement in Linux. Linux user should not fear legal problem from us"
    I wonder how this SCO(US) move affect Japan.

    1. Re:SCO Japan by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      The president of SCO Japan will now have to commit seppku.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  76. Replacing SCOX with.... by dacarr · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've secretly replace the SCO Group's stocks with Folger's Crystals. Now let's watch them fluctuate.

    --
    This sig no verb.
    1. Re:Replacing SCOX with.... by rewt66 · · Score: 1

      This is especially funny if you know the Mormon Church's position on coffee...

  77. IANAL; would like an attorney's opinion! by Asprin · · Score: 2, Interesting


    And now, from the "demented conspiracy" section of *my* *brain*, comes the following twisted-beyond-repair illogic:

    1) SCO has, so far, *threatened* lawsuits against US users, but hasn't actually followed through yet because (I surmise) they know they'll lose.
    2) (Lawyer, please!) If SCO files a suit in a US court against an entity who fails to show up to defend themselves (like, say, some dude from the UK where US law does not apply and who, therefore, doesn't give a rat's ass about paying to put high-priced attorneys on a plane to Utah), then SCO wins, right?
    ------------
    3) Therefore, SCO's strategy is to get some quick default wins in court against defendants who won't show up to get some quick PR validation so they can move forward with the sale of the company and assets.

    Is this stretching it maybe? ...a bit? ...anyone think there's anything to this idea?

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:IANAL; would like an attorney's opinion! by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      "2) (Lawyer, please!) If SCO files a suit in a US court against an entity who fails to show up to defend themselves (like, say, some dude from the UK where US law does not apply and who, therefore, doesn't give a rat's ass about paying to put high-priced attorneys on a plane to Utah), then SCO wins, right?"

      Yes, perhaps. However, they would have to get the investor's approval first, and pay cash up front for the lawyers (they've run through the "we'll win big bux" scenarioalready). The OSDL defense fund could step in and provide legal assistance.

    2. Re:IANAL; would like an attorney's opinion! by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. When you sue someone in a court that doesn't have jurisdiction over that someone, the court just throws it out. It doesn't offer some sort of meaningless default win for failure to appear.

    3. Re:IANAL; would like an attorney's opinion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Am Most Assuredly Not A Lawyer

  78. Please copy and distribute prosecute-sco.html by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Haven't posted this for a while. Please copy and distribute:

    From the page:

    While the lawsuits being defended by IBM and filed by Red Hat are likely to put an end to The SCO Group's menace to the Free Software community, I don't think simply putting the company out of business is likely to prevent us from being threatened this way again by other companies who are enemies to our community. I feel we need to send a stronger message.

    If we all work together, we can put the executives of the SCO Group in prison where they belong.

    If you live in the U.S., please write a letter to your state Attorney General. If you live elsewhere, please write your national or provincial law enforcement authorities. Please ask that the SCO Group be prosecuted for criminal fraud and extortion.

    Thank You For Your Attention.

    --
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    1. Re:Please copy and distribute prosecute-sco.html by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly I live in Washington State, where state government the god Gates, and His demi god Darl.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    2. Re:Please copy and distribute prosecute-sco.html by floatt · · Score: 1

      There's no way anyone from SCO will go to jail. Hell, the Fastows only have to serve a total of 10 years, 5 months in jail and only have to give up half of the money they looted and they caused BILLIONS of losses. SCO is nothing compared to Enron.

  79. SCO Speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Right hand: "Left hand? Come in left hand! Do you read?!"

    Left hand: "zhzHuh? Whaazzattt~? *incomprehensible*"

    Right hand: "Look, you've gotta stop talking about copyrights! That's not part of our case anymore!"

    Left hand: "Righhhhttt,,, whateverz.... damn this is some good... What were you saying again? Use the copyright issue again?"

    Right hand: "Argh! No, you idiot! Can't you get anything right??"

  80. In as many languages as... by Axe · · Score: 1

    SCO can say: "I can eat glass. That does not hurt me"

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    <^>_<(ô ô)>_<^>
  81. Not the UK by spitzak · · Score: 1

    While the mainland, especially Germany, has been big on OSS, it seems the UK is more of a Windows shop than the USA is, and they appear to be targeting the UK. Of course they may not have anybody at SCO who know any languages other than english...

    1. Re:Not the UK by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While the mainland, especially Germany, has been big on OSS, it seems the UK is more of a Windows shop than the USA is

      I disagree; my last two jobs in London (one at Reuters, one at Univ. London) involved significant Linux use. The guy who ported Linux to the ARM architecture (Russell King) is English; I met him one evening when I took my A3020 Archimedes over to his house in a backpack, so he could iron out some bugs in a newly-ported 1.x kernel. And isn't Alan Cox Welsh?

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    2. Re:Not the UK by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      Whilst Germany may be more pro-Linux than the UK (in general the German market seems to be more technology focussed than ours), it is certainly not the case that the UK ignores Linux. I have had the pleasure in my last 3 jobs (over 4 1/2 years or so) of using a Linux desktop. Sure, I still have to deal with Windows servers and desktops, but there is a growing push towards Linux and/or Open Office etc.

  82. What SCO May Be Thinking - A Thought Experiment by SlideGuitar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've spent more time than I care to admit to in the last weeks and days trying to figure out what SCO might really be up to. Can they really be as stupid is most people claim? Sure they could be as evil, coniving and greedy as we claim, but could they be as stupid as we claim?

    I assume that we have two sides here. One side says "show us the infringing code".... on the theory that in order to demonstrate copying you have to show more or less a letter perfect copy...

    I assume that SCOs game is to get inside of the sausage making process and to demonstrate that even though the code is not literally system V you can trace a "legacy" that involves the gradual modification of ideas expressed in one form to ideas expressed today in Linux, and that by linking the people who worked on code to its evolution over time through evidence derived from the discovery process, they will make the case that current Linux code is derived from code that they claim to own. The continuity of people may be part of making the case of continuity of "ideas" and thus of "ownership."

    From this perspective (IANAL, etc.) I would think that all of the moaning about how Linux code isn't exactly, or aproximately, Unix code is really beside the point. IBM would of course like to keep it at that level, arguing "if the glove does not fit you must aquit", eg. if this code isn't exactly the copyrighted code then they have no case.

    But my understanding of the law (limited and amateur as it is) is that SCO would have a case to make if the concepts ideas, "manner of expression" and all sorts of other stuff in Linux could be shown to be derived through a chain of modification, backed up by the ongoing involvement of individuals in that modification process, even if the code and expression of programing ideas took a very different letter by letter form.

    So if they can get inside of IBM records they can begin to stitch a winnable case together, while if the "Match code or acquit" theory holds then the case is over. So if they can satisfy the initial requests enough to make the judge open up IBM to their SCO discover, then they can begin to make the case.

    Anyway that's my effort to understand what SCO might be thinking and why this might make more sense than we'd like it to make.

    They are scum, but let's not assume that they are stupid scum.

    1. Re:What SCO May Be Thinking - A Thought Experiment by dbIII · · Score: 1
      but could they be as stupid as we claim?
      Yes. Since Darl compares himself to James Bond in front of important clients, and gets his own brother to represent him in court when he has access to a very high profile lawyer, we have to assume they are.
  83. A point about delusions... by IgD · · Score: 1

    The person (or corporation in this case) will come up with grander and grander delusions to support their psychotic thought process ("we own Linux"). This is of course because reality for SCO ("we don't own squat") is so difficult to face that it is much easier to come up with more and more psychotic thoughts to support the delusion.

  84. Just what we need.... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    ... is one more fuckwit American trumpeting around the world arrogantly making the United States look bad. :rolleyes:

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  85. Re:In how many different languages...(Website) by Dave21212 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the website:
    How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in 133 languages!

    Swearsaurus is the world's largest archive of international swearing. It will to teach you a vast array of swearing, profanity, obscenity, blasphemy, cursing, cussing, and insulting in a massive 133 languages - because it's good to experience cultural diversity!
    The UI is a bit overdone, but the data rocks...
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    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  86. Re:yeah, hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mostly because Red Hat uses open source. Should some of RH's customers decide to continue to use the product, they have all the tools they need to ensure that that SW version remains secure and viable. In the case of a closed source product (such as Win98) the customer does not have that option: their security and ability to continue to use the product are entirely in Microsoft's hands.

    In addition, since the Linux kernel interfaces represent an established standard, it is relatively easy to move from one kernel version to the next. In terms of impact it is more like installing a service pack under Windows than changing versions.

  87. Confidence for Indemnification by TWX · · Score: 1

    "On Tuesday, McBride said that lack of indemnification proved that companies knew there was something wrong with Linux. On Wednesday, he said that indemnification programs proved that companies knew there was something wrong with Linux."

    Hmmm... I've always assumed that indemnification was something of a warranty of sorts. Basically the company distributing the product stands behind what they've sold to the customer, rather than pansying it out to the user to deal with. They can strongly and confidently make their statements of indemnification because there won't be any need to use it.

    Of course, Hyundai has a 100,000 mile warranty on their cars, and a friend of mine's Tiburon has been in the shop about ten times in two years, so it might not apply like a warranty perfectly...

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    1. Re:Confidence for Indemnification by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Interesting



      Indemnification is more like insurance than it is a warranty.
      That means if you get sued for using the product, the distributor (or the person issuing the indemnification) will step in to take the bullet for you.

      SCO, by virtue of it being a corporation, effectively indemnifies McBride, Stowell, et al. against individual prosecution for the company's misdeeds. There are ways, however, to "pierce the corporate veil" to go after individuals who are directly responsible for a company's misdeeds (as we are at very long last beginning to see with regards to Enron).

      Hopefully that clarifies a bit...

    2. Re:Confidence for Indemnification by Blackhalo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Corporations protect shareholders from corporate missdeeds, not the officers of the company. If McBride and the rest of the clown car occupants conduct illegal activity they are not protected by the Limited Liabilty.

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      "There is nothing to do it. But to do it." -Floyd Pepper
  88. you forgot... by MrPower · · Score: 1

    "We fart in your general direction."

  89. We already have a copy of UNIX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's-a very naaaahce.

  90. What I don't understand... by El · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it legal to publish press releases announcing "Any day now, we're going to start sending out letters threatening to break people's legs unless they pay us money," as long as you don't actually send out the letters? How can SCO get away with publicly announcing its intention to perform what many would regard as illegal actions?

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    1. Re:What I don't understand... by dipipanone · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Is it legal to publish press releases announcing "Any day now, we're going to start sending out letters threatening to break people's legs unless they pay us money," as long as you don't actually send out the letters?

      So long as you don't specify whose legs it is that you're going to break, I'm afraid it probably is.

      I don't believe for a moment that SCO is going to start suing anybody in the UK or anywhere else for that matter.

      A quick check on Yahoo Finance shows that their stock has been dropping steadily over the last five days -- and is currently down some $2.50 from its price on Friday.

      Whenever this happens, SCO simply issues yet another Press Release in order to justify their various backers' secret support of their stock price.

      The various broker firms who are buying on behalf of a secret customer, *cough* Microsoft *cough*, are going to have to say they had some reason for buying when the SEC eventually investigates them. They can point to press releases like this and say:
      'Look, SCO said they were going to be getting license fees from Linux users all over the world. Why *wouldn't* we buy more stock -- even though Novell had showed strong evidence that they own the copyrights and the bottom was dropping out of SCO's share price at the time?'
  91. Does SCO indemnify users against IBM? by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    Just curious if SCO is considering protecting SCO licensees against the threat of legal from others. Please SCO, protect us from big bad IBM.

    Reminds me of that Honey Mooners episode!

  92. Wordlwide? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO dials Suse Deutschland;

    Ring ring: Halo, Suse Deutschland.
    SCO: Pay up nazi scum!
    Suse Deutschland: Ficken sie SCO.
    Suse Deutschland: Click.
    SCO: . . . . . . . Damn.

    1. Re:Wordlwide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, in a proper cheesy mono second world war film, the last line would be

      SCO:.....Dirndl und Lederhosen!

  93. Still picking on the wrong crowd by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, extortion tactics like this aren't entirely new. I am sure there are hundreds of examples of where "smart" people leverage some sort of thing similar to FUD to make "dumb" people give them their money.

    There's insurance fraud, there's the nigerian oil scam, there's "Call Chloe For Your Free Reedin's", there's the Lottery, and on and on. In the 1800's people were scamming those unawares with magic hair tonics, snake oil penis enhancements and horny goat weed, etc.....

    The funny thing about this all along, is that the tables are turned. Instead of "smart" people trying to outwit "dumb" people, we've got someone who greatly underestimates his target.

    You don't go talking IP and code and OSes with PEOPLE WHO LIVE AND BREATHE THIS SHIT DAILY. We wrote this code, we know what we've got and what we can do. Many of us have also worked with UnixWare and well, quite frankly, they can HAVE it.

    I'd like to see someone who doesn't know a lick of physics go storming into a major automobile manufacturer's engineering office and demand they pay you $X for suspected stolen technologies in their seat springs or something. Those guys could let you have it in such a way that would make your head spin.

    Something tells me that Darl knows all this. He's smarter than what he's letting on, and that he's got an agenda, or is getting funded by someone (insert favourite pump-n-dump/{MS, SUN, HP, Apple} is behind all this, etc conspiracy theorem.)

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  94. SCO makes threats towards Europe? by zpok · · Score: 1

    I say: "Bring 'em On!" ;-)

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  95. Here's how to kill SCO quickly and cleanly by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every company that runs Linux, in any capacity, immediately sues SCO for fraud, extortion, and for willful and malicious interference. There's no way they could survive that many lawsuits. They don't have enough money to even respond to them all.

    Then again, IANAL...

    1. Re:Here's how to kill SCO quickly and cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, HERE'S how to kill SCO quickly and cleanly:

      1. Find the gun. Tessio should have taped it to the back of the toilet.
      2. Return to the table. Fire two bullets into each of them. Make sure one goes through the head.
      3. Drop the gun.
      4. Walk calmly out of the restaurant.

      (with apologies to the Harvard Lampoon)

    2. Re:Here's how to kill SCO quickly and cleanly by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      You do not need to sue anyone for fraud, extortion or demanding money with menaces in the UK, where these are criminal offences. Just go to the police, make a statement, and the Crown Prosecution Service will take matters from then on.

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  96. I can see the SCO effort in Russia . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0
    [charging into Russia on horseback]
    "We're going to sue them!
    We're going to sue them!"
    [Moments later. Scurrying back.]
    "Oh! It's a bit cold! It's a bit cold!"

    SCO never played Risk as a kid.

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    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  97. Look ! A press release ! by Jesrad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is just SCO's lame attempt at trying to divert the public's attention from the fact that Novell has a firm grip on their balls (= 95% of their licensing revenues, which SCO don't have anymore, not even counting damages and interests) and that they failed to obey a direct court order to divulge all their proof of breach of contract.

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  98. This looks dangerous for SCO by Bored+Huge+Krill · · Score: 1

    Are they really sure what they're getting into here? The laws are different in the UK than they are in the US. What they're doing here is demanding cash as "protection money" to cover the risk that the target company might get sued over infringement of copyright, the ownership (and infringement) of which is currently in dispute. Any UK lawyers here? Does the UK definition of "extortion" cover this?

  99. SCO sales position (morons only, please) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A sales manager for SCO - what a dream position that would be.. (disssolve to scene)

    IT person: Hello?

    SCO sales droid: Hello, I'm (XXXXX) from SCO, and I have an offer for you. We have it on good authority that you are running a Linux-based operating system. SCO is selling licenses for the intellectual property contained in Linux which belongs to SCO.

    IT: What are you selling?

    SCO; Licenses.

    IT: And if I don't buy one?

    SCO: We will sue you to recover the appropriate fees for the use of our intellectual property.

    IT: What IP?

    SCO: The code which was integrated into Linux came from IBM who used code to which we purchased the rights and which we licensed to IBM. They released it without our permission into the Linux OS, and we are asking for compensation.

    IT: But you don't own it - you licensed it from Novell (while not paying the sublicensing income to them to which you agreed). And you won't show your code to anyone unless they concede your point. Why should I either believe you or your claims of IP, let alone your bizarre interpretation of copyright and contract law?

    SCO: Well, you can believe in SCO; we're honest and we only look out for the best interests of our customers. We have refuted these claims and believe that the American court systme will do the right thing and support our claims to Linux's IP.

    IT: (explodes in laughter, and then muffled speech) Hey, Harry, some joker from SCO is calling and threatening to sue - you gotta listen to this!

    SCO: Sir? Sir?

    IT: How about this - why don't I give you this (extends middle finger) and you can go back to whatever corner of Hell you usually inhabit. If you sue, we'll plaster you all over the news, and when SCO is taken out back and shot like a useless horse, we'll get your personnel file and make sure you never work in our industry again.

    (click) (sound of a dial tone)

    SCO: Hello.... (dissolve back to workstation)

    Yeah, a sales position with nothing to sell (other than the opportunity to sue SCO when their claims are proven invalid) while being guaranteed to receive sales quotas consistent only with ingestion of large amounts of mind-altering drugs and lots of bile from your "customers". And probably a Utah/SCO "salary discount" to boot....

    Sign me up, please.

  100. I disagree by Kjella · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO is just like the schoolyard bully that keeps pushing other kids around until someone hits him in the stomach and leaves him in pain.

    SCO isn't even that. They're the schoolyard bully wanna-be, that claims he can beat up anyone. But for some reason nobody actually *believes* he can, so in the end he has to set himself in respect. So he goes after the biggest, strongest kid on the block, the kind that noone wants to try to bully (IBM) and challenges him. And the other kids go "Whoa, if he can do that, he really must be strong."

    Until he gets beaten into a small, bloody pulp.

    Kjella

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    1. Re:I disagree by Reziac · · Score: 1

      SCO is more like the undersized brat who goes up to the biggest kid, kicks him on the shin, then runs around screaming, "You hurt my foot! I'm gonna KILL you!!" and thinks that makes him look tough.

      Until the big kid finally has enough of this slander, and gags the brat with his own smelly socks.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  101. Re:SCO are psychotics by BigFootApe · · Score: 2, Funny
    What freakin planet are these guys from? I'm sorry, but I despise them like I despise neo-nazi, racists, thugs.


    Answer: Kashyyyk

    How else would they know of wookies and the Chewbacca defence?

    Then again, they might be from Marklar.

    Who's for a little alien autopsy on Darl McBride?
  102. Re:Do we care? by crimethinker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    yebem ti mrtwu mater Darl

    Which slavic language is that? I recognize the root "yeb" ("fuck") and the root "mrt" (dead) from my three years of Russian in college. The W seems to indicate Polish - it makes heavy use of w's compared to other slavic languages that use the Roman alphabet.

    It seems to says "fuck your dead mother, Darl." Did I interpret correctly?

    -paul

    P.S. - "ebi se v guza Darl" = "fuck you in the ear, Darl" ? I'd be very interested to know the language for all of the phrases you provided.

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  103. check it out by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    SCO stock down today WSJ

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  104. Re:yeah, hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say a Vespa is more like a fat bird. OK for a ride, but you'll get hell if your mates find out about it.

  105. As the license turns by davmoo · · Score: 1

    Since SCO is now making their license available worldwide, I will now announce that my license to SCO to kiss my ass will now be available worldwide.

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    I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
  106. This has got to stop.... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    How much energy and $$$ are being wasted by all of us dealing with these cretins? Now they want to spread their disease to the rest of the world. Great, now SCO can plague the entire planet.

    Will this ever end?

  107. Re:JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could never vote for a man who spend that much time and effort on his hair.

  108. Re:Do we care? by El · · Score: 1
    Vaffanculo Darl

    I beleive the Italian is actually "Va fan culo Darl," which I beleive translates to "Go take a shit, Darl." I must admit your list is quite impressive; here, I've been trying to learn how to pick up women in all different languages, while you've been working on telling people to piss off in all different languages... I wonder which is more useful?

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  109. Re:Do we care? by El · · Score: 1

    Are we forgetting the Spanish? "Chinga tu madre, Darl!" (correct me if I'm wrong).

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  110. Contract? by gandy909 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they actually go after the retards who actually bought one of those $699 licenses since they now DO have a contract with SCO? As in the first time thet suspect they compiled a kernel from source, as they have only a 'binary' license?

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    1. Re:Contract? by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1

      Yup - the only people who have actually been on the recieving end of real (albeit incredible) threats from SCO are those who had a previous relationship with them.

      This is a very good reason not to have anything to do with these guys in any way, shape or form.

      IANAL yadda yadda... if you receive a letter from these clowns seek legal advice yadda yadda...

      Regards
      Luke

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      #include witty_one_liner.h
  111. Best Groklaw quote ever: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The license is now globally available. That's a little like hearing that Mad Cow Disease has arrived in your country."

  112. [OT] Re:Confidence for Indemnification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has your friend looked into the local lemon laws? It sounds like he should.

  113. the more SCO.... by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    the more SCO does this stuff (digging their grave), the more satisfying it will be when they fall into it (or get their ass bitten).

    I'm waiting until they piss off the Russians (specifically, the russian "underground" with short tempers) or go down under to Australia...and get the Croc Hunter angry....

    1. Re:the more SCO.... by cavac · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for them to try it in Germany or Austria (Europe) again...

      They already got problems with the laws for selling a licenses without telling what they are licensing....

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  114. Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanted: Someone willing to jump into a barrel full of shit. Compensation package to include SCO stock options (or an equivalent volume of toilet paper, whichever has higher value).

  115. Things you should worry about by humankind · · Score: 1

    People seem to be preoccupied with who is right, when it seems obvious who is right. I'd be more concerned with: o If they settle this case and it doesn't come to trial or get ruled upon o If you have a portfolio, annuity or mutual fund with SCOX stock

  116. Stop trying sense of these individuals. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Just keep an eye on the ball (I am waiting on delight that they demand payment from me or my company here in the UK) to know the latest.

    Then sit back and enjoy this for what it is: the ultimate Reality Web show. Never somebody made such fools of themselves.

    I just want a happy ending, anything less that all these individuals handcuffed on their way to a long holiday in a penitenciary in Utha would be an anticlimax.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  117. Re:Do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P.S. - "ebi se v guza Darl" = "fuck yourself in the ass, Darl" - Slovenian

  118. Re:Do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mine vittu Darl
    Should be "painu vittuun Darl"

  119. Re:Scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you have to try to exploit a /. discussion for commercial purposes? Would you be happy if every single post was peppered with links to advertisements that were not related to the topic? If so, then you obviously do not care about the future of /. or about what makes reading the site worthwhile. If not, then you are stupid, because you think you are somehow special, or else you are a hypocrite.

    There appears to have developed a convention whereby people can put links to whatever they want in their profile. I see you have already linked your business there. Please try to be content with that.

    It should at least fall on the moderators to keep /. on topic. Why has this been moderated up? Do the moderators want to see /. turn into nothing more than a medium for advertising?

    If any moderators want to re-think their decisions, I will post an ad-free link to the Wikipedia entry in a reply to the parent; mod that up and the parent down, or suffer the consequences as more and more people follow the parent's lead.

  120. Well. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That would only affect SCO current customers (poor sods), anybody else does not have any commercial relationship with SCO.

    Even the unfortunate few *still* in the group above most probably when they bought the sofware agreed to resolved contractual issues in a local court. Otherwise, well, who knows, read my signature.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  121. Re:Barratry, ad-free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of you who don't know what barratry is (the parent poster had no idea until some minutes ago): Wikipedia's Barratry entry.

  122. Too late by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    It could be that the people who orchestrated this scheme have already made their profits. Remember this time last year SCO stock was about a buck. Now it's $17. If they bought and sold at the right time (or just exercised options), it won't matter to them how violently SCO implodes.

    The people who will get their butts kicked will be employees, late investors, and perhaps customers of SCO Unix.

    This assumes no charges are ever laid. I have no idea about the likelihood of that.

    1. Re:Too late by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      but since it's post-Enron, the Feds will be on their butts.

      Just wait....and a big buff guy named Tiny will be their cellmate.

  123. Re:yeah, hi by ajs318 · · Score: 1
    Why does everyone get so pissy when MS announces that it's going to drop support for a 5-year-old OS?
    Yet not a word is mentioned when Red Hat announces it's no longer going to support a barely 1-year-old OS?
    Please. Someone explain.
    It's simple. RedHat is based on Open Source software, which will continue to be maintained long after RedHat has ceased providong support for it. When RedHat finally drops support for a product, customers have three choices -- one of which requires no financial commitment, just hard work. These are: buy another RedHat OS; read the tech news and apply their own patches as and when released; or employ a third party to maintain their OS for them. Whereas Windows is Closed Source, thus effectively denying the second and third options. Furthermore, GNU/Linux is still getting faster with each release. It will run happily on older, less sophisticated hardware, especially in a non-GUI situation {even KDE is bearable on a 450MHz system or up}. Whereas, newer versions of Windows are more demanding, not less. Upgrading from Windows 98 to Windows XP might well require the purchase of new hardware. It will also cause compatibility problems for some software and hardware. Got an 8- or 16-bit expansion card tied to a piece of test equipment, made by a company that went out of business awile back? Visse-toi^UBonne chance, as they say in Paris.

    Now, if there was a law which said that software source code had to be released into the Public Domain whenever a product reached End of Life, it might be a little different .....
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  124. Copyright doesn't work the way SCO wants it to by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Informative
    "SCO would have a case to make if the concepts ideas, "manner of expression" and all sorts of other stuff in Linux could be shown to be derived through a chain of modification, backed up by the ongoing involvement of individuals in that modification process, even if the code and expression of programing ideas took a very different letter by letter form."

    Nice theory, BUT ... ideas can't be copyrighted, and we know SCO holds no patents. Their only possible "IP" is copyrights on code. Even if there was a clear geneology of ideas, the only possible suit would be if they can show enough direct copying of code that they can also show a clear copyright on (and Novell says that SCO does not have the copyrights). It also has to be code that doesn't exist in any other source that is "libre" (such as BSD) that could have served as the source AND there has to be substantial originality in it. Code that has to be written a certain way (the infamous errno.h files) because of standards or hardware constraints is hard to copyright. It's like a description of how a USB port works: given the standards and the constraints of technical English, they all sound very similar.

  125. SCO CD's by big_groo · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry that I ever bought a Caldera product...

    So...give 'em back!

    Here's what you'll need:
    1) scrounge up all your old Caldera CD's, manuals, etc.
    2) get some bricks (has to fit in mailbox)
    3) boxes to hold said bricks
    4) magic marker (scratch'n'sniff is good)
    5) duct tape
    6) *optional* dog shit

    Next, tape a cd to the brick (you may need to snap an edge off the cd, so be sure you have an exacto knife), box it, and write SCO's mailing address in the top left corner of the box. Sending address can be anything you want (I suggest 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA...blah blah - look it up). Mail it.

    SCO mailing address

    1. Re:SCO CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was given a Caldera T-Shirt for "hacking" at my SCO Unix certification course a few years ago, including CD's, I still have the T-SHIRT, I still haven't found a way to do something nasty with it, I keep changing my mind, maybe I will just tear it up and send it to SCO ;)

  126. The important thing is the trend. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Fools are unloading themselves of the useless stock, specially after realizing what SCO presented to the courts yesterday.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  127. You're Missing Something by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    There's a lot of hot air and very little action coming out of SCO these days. For a while there, each increasingly bizarre annoucement coming out of SCO was accompanied by a up-tick in their stock price. Each time their stock price started downward again, they release an increasingly bizarre press release. I fully expect to hear the news that they're gonna sue the original AT&T development team any day now.

    My prediction for this one is they may send out some vaguely threatening letters to see if they can pick some of the low-hanging fruit like they did in the USA and that'll be the last we hear of it.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:You're Missing Something by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Were they actually able to 'pick any fruit'? From what I have seen, Microsoft and Sun bought SCO licenses most likely to support the FUD machine. Has any other company actually been confirmed to have paid SCO for the use of Linux?

  128. Re:Do we care? by maja33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "stop het in je nauwe gaatje Darl" Put it in your narrow little hole, Darl Very colourful, but I never heard of this expression. I believe the proper Dutch translation of "sod off Darl" is: "Rot op, Darl". Short and to the point.

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  129. Re:Do we care? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
    That's more a Mexicanism than European spanish.

    But it should be added to the list.

  130. House on Park Place by codegen · · Score: 1
    I've got several linux boxen at the lab and at home. I've been musing about mailing a request for a licence and enclosing the requested fee in monopoly money. It seems appropriate on so many levels.

    It will also let Darl buy that house he wants on park place.

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    1. Re:House on Park Place by cavac · · Score: 1

      You could send them toilet paper with SCO shares printed on it. So they can already get in the mood for the months to come :-)

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  131. In the name of international relationships.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... I would like to contribute the Spanish version (localized to Mexico) of this:

    SCO: vayanse mucho a la chingada!

    It is not a literal translation, but gets the job done, believe me.

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    1. Re:In the name of international relationships.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [espanol] Me cago en la leche de SCO!

  132. Re:Do we care? by eagle.newz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Right version in Czech language is Di do prdele Darle or stronger version Tahni do prdele Darle

  133. SCO isn't thinking! by whittrash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You need to read the stuff that Novell just put out , they have their correspondance with SCO which is very illuminating.

    Go to Groklaw and read the Asset purchase agreement yourself. You can see first hand, just how full of shit SCO is, and exactly what rights they have.

    Novell never sold any patents to SCO, that is blatantly written in the asset purchase agreement. SCO probably has few if any copyrights to Unix, the document describes copyright transfer conditions, which SCO has not met. SCO and Novell have actually registered many of the same copyrights to the same Unix products (I have no idea who really owns them but both companies can't claim exclusive ownership of the same copyright). It seems what they really bought was the right to use and sell Unix, not own it free and clear. People are stupid, that is the one thing I have learned from all of this. It makes me wonder how many bogus lawsuits have been settled over similar bogus crap in the corporate world. It also makes me wonder just how smart these hotshot lawyers are. This whole episode shows me just how empowering a distributed network of people can be, like the open source community.

  134. And by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Back up in after market trading, according to finance.yahoo.com. A deviation of 10-ish percent isn't what I'd call news. 50 percent, now that would be interesting...

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  135. It will be great when these stories stop coming by AFairlyNormalPerson · · Score: 2

    I normally don't post on slashdot. I just read it. Personally, I think the best part of having SCO destroyed will be not having articles about SCO posted on slashdot everyday. I love slashdot and hate SCO, but come on... Even the +4 and +5 comments are bound to repeatedly rehash the same stuff by virtue of the volume of discussion on the subject. I give slashdot a -2 for redundancy. -Norm

    1. Re:It will be great when these stories stop coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of redundancy, how many posts have their been telling people to filter out CALDERA stories to avoid most SCO news?

  136. Re:Do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those that don't know Slavic languages

    yebem ti mrtwu mater Darl - I will fuck your dead mother, Darl

    popusis mi krac krasni Darl - Suck my beantiful dick, Darl

    ebi se v guza Darl - Fuck yourself in the ass, Darl

  137. Would it be easier by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    and save time if I wrote my cheque for the license fee out to Microsoft?

    I mean, they are going to want a return for the money that they have put into SCO.

  138. damn Euro-centric Slashdot ... by gaj · · Score: 1
    No, Bubba had his two terms to fuck around in the Whitehouse.

    You were probably thinking of Dubya.

    Why can't you Euros keep this stuff straight? It's almost like the US doesn't exist to you guys!















    Um ... ;P

    1. Re:damn Euro-centric Slashdot ... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      so who was bubba then? Clinton?

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    2. Re:damn Euro-centric Slashdot ... by gaj · · Score: 1
      Yeah.

      Lots of commedians (and quite a few editorialists) called him that, most notably David Letterman. 'course Dave's faverite name for Pres. Clinton was "fat-boy", but that's just Dave.

  139. *LIAR* by schon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blake Stowell is quoted as saying, "We've not introduced copyright infringement as part of our case with IBM. We've tried to make it clear that it's a contract issue."

    Well, if that's the case, then why did your attorney, on the record, in court, tell the judge, "I will proffer to the Court that we are filing a second amended complaint that has copyright infringement claims, and will be filed within the coming few days or no less than a week. And we'll put then fully in front of the Court the three buckets we have outlined here, contract, trade secrets and copyright."

    Anyone smell smoke? Because I think Mr. Stowell's pants are on fire.

  140. Re:Do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe "mine vittu" is in Estonian. "Haista paska", which is Finnish, is in that list. Though personally I prefer that "painu vittuun". :-)

  141. Re:In how many different languages...(Website) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a bit disapointed with it. The laotian entry was just a translation of english insults. Laotian (common) is a wonderful language to curse in. It has such graphic phrases often involving spirits that eat or have sex with stuff. It is the only language that I know of that can reduce a phrase like "you are a dog faced spirit that eats the afterbirth of bastards, and I hope your genitals fall off" into a nice set of about 5-6 syllables.

  142. They ARE stupid scum, though by TrentC · · Score: 3, Informative

    So if they can get inside of IBM records they can begin to stitch a winnable case together, while if the "Match code or acquit" theory holds then the case is over. So if they can satisfy the initial requests enough to make the judge open up IBM to their SCO discover, then they can begin to make the case.

    What you're describing is known as a "fishing expedition", and is generally frowned upon when bringing a lawsuit. The judge in this case apparently understands this, which is why she decided that SCO has to show all of their cards first before the judge will decide on SCO's Motion to Compel Discovery.

    In case you've forgotten, here are some of the questions that SCO must answer before they get a shot at IBM:

    INTERROGATORY NO. 1: seeks specific identification of all alleged trade secrets and confidential or proprietary information that SCO alleges IBM misappropriated or misused. This information is requested by product, file and line of code.

    This means that IBM wants SCO to show show which parts of Linux are deemed to be infringing, "by product, file and line of code". This is "The Code" that followers of the suit have been waiting for since at least March.

    INTERROGATORY NO. 2: For each alleged trade secret and any confidential or proprietary information identified in response to Interrogatory No. 1, Interrogatory No. 2 seeks further identification of: (a) all persons who have or had rights to the same; (b) the nature and sources of SCO's rights in the same; and (c) efforts to maintain secrecy or confidentiality of the same.

    This is IBM saying "For each item you identified in answer to the first question, we want to know who else can claim rights that information, the exact nature of any agreements between that entity and SCO, and what efforts were made on both parts to keep it a secret." (Novell, maybe?)

    INTERROGATORY NO. 3: For each alleged trade secret and any confidential or proprietary information identified in response to Interrogatory No. 1, Interrogatory No. 3 seeks the identity of all persons to whom the same was disclosed and the details of such disclosure. In particular, this interrogatory seeks: (a) the date of disclosure; (b) the terms of disclosure; (c) the documents relating to disclosure; (d) all places where the trade secret and/or confidential or proprietary information may be found or accessed.

    This is IBM saying "For each of the items you identified in answer to the first question, we want to know who all you've shown that information to, when you showed it to them, why you showed it to them, all documentation relating to that disclosure, and any place where that information can be found." Remember, SCO not only charges that SCO's IP got into Linux against their wishes, but that IBM did it. IBM wants to see SCO's evidence that is had to be IBM and couldn't be someone else.

    As far as what SCO wants this case to be about, SCO has contradicted itself on so many occasions that it's impossible to say with any certainty what SCO is suing over. We've gone from Darl McBride saying, on several occasions, that there is "line-by-line" copying of UnixWare code into Linux. But somehow we've gotten to the point where they're trying to tell the court that they can't possibly find has been infringed until they get their response from IBM.

    So if you will excuse me, I will continue to believe that SCO are stupid scum, because they've not shown any evidence to the contrary.

    Jay (=
    (I'm not a lawyer either; if you're coming to /. or me for legal advice, you're going to get your money's worth)

  143. "licence permits use of SCO's IP" by Noxx · · Score: 1

    So if I purchase a license, do I get just a single IP or can I buy an enterprise license and get a full subnet?

    Hey as long as we're in fantasy land, why not open up all the stops?

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  144. SCO in normal people's context? by cavac · · Score: 1

    How will this whole affair the public language in the future?

    Will they be Bride'ing instead of "making false claims"? Will they "go to SCO" instead of "going to the toilet"?

    Will we refer to "Darls" instead of "Trolls" on ./?

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    1. Re:SCO in normal people's context? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      I foresee that "to pull a SCO" will be popular this winter and might replace "pump'n'dump", along with "screamin' an' kickin' like a rabid McBride" for 'making one hell of a fuss to grab attention'.

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  145. Re:Do we care? by hplasm · · Score: 1
    This is possibly the most educational and entertaining post of the year! (!) Well done!

    Useful too...

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  146. Re:Do we care? by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    But this translation proves the original poster to be very well known with the Dutch language!

    My, even the inhabitants of 't Westland couldn't express this better!

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  147. Re:In how many different languages...(Website) by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the best bit is the occasional literal translation that they gives, for instance, from the Finnish section:

    Vittujen kevat: Goddamn! (lit. Spring of the pussies!)
    Suksi vittuun: Fuck off (lit. Ski into a cunt)
    Aitisi nai poroja: Son of a bitch (lit. Your mother copulates with reindeer)

    Quite creative those Finns.

    Jedidiah.

  148. Darl isn't even claiming... by cavac · · Score: 1

    ...that is was OpenSource that copied the code (at least not on one of its first claims):
    "We're finding...cases where there is line-by-line code in the Linux kernel that is matching up to our UnixWare code"

    All that is saying that the lines match up. What's interesting about that sentence is that they weren't sure at this time it was really SCO's code.

    If the revision logs had clearly stated that the lines where copied TO Linux he would have said something in the line of "We're finding...cases where there is MATCHING line-by-line code in the Linux kernel that HAS BEEN COPIED FROM our UnixWare code"

    Something like that, anyway...

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  149. Re:Do we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's more or less aiming for "go fuck yourself, Darl". Don't know it in Italian, though.

  150. SCO targeting Asia by hcg50a · · Score: 1

    InfoWorld has a report that has some interesting info in it:

    1) 'SCO hopes to make the license available in countries such as Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and China by February 1, but is not yet certain which countries will be added, the spokesman said. "We're still doing a review of the legal rules of being able to offer this license in other countries," he said.'

    2) 'Germany, however, will not be on the list because of a court order that prohibits SCO from "even talking about" its license, the spokesman said.'

    3) 'One industry analyst firm is advising companies against purchasing SCO's license until the company settles lawsuits with IBM Corp. and Red Hat Inc. that related to its IP claims. "We don't feel that companies would be advised to pay any license fees until the actual decision of whether there is an infringement is settled in a court," said George Weiss, a vice president and research director in Gartner Inc.'s server group.'

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  151. SCO is trapped by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    I think of SCO as one of those bugs that enters a pitcher plant. It seems so easy at first and the smell of so much nectar is irresistable. But, then they find that the sides are slippery and there are hairs/spikes preventing them going backwards. They have to go forwards ... to their destruction. I guess to use another metaphor they think that if they hit this problem at high enough speed they'll have escape velocity or something ... maybe to the Bahamas. Personally, I think they're just plain screwed and panicing.

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  152. Show the code or else by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    In US courts, SCO could never prove copyright infringement unless they specifically showed the code. Then we would be able remove the offending code from Linux and move forward. I know a lot of people have said this and it makes sense, but they rarely quote the legal reasons for it.

    The legal reason is simple, we have the First Ammendment. This ammendment to the Constitution is one of our most cherished and freedom of speech is a right granted by the First Ammendment that can has has been used in case law since we became a country. You want to burn a flag, well the First Ammendments grants you that right to "speech" against the government. You want to spout nazi propoganda to a crowd, well the First Ammendment protects that as well. We cannot of course copy other people's work because of the copyright clause in Article 1. Through copyright case law however, a balance has been established between the copyright clause and the first ammendment. You can't copy and distribute the work of others without their permission because it is "their" speech, not yours.

    The reason that SCO cannot legally say "you can't distribute ANY of Linux without a license from us" is because of the First Ammendment rights of all the other contributors to Linux. There is no way that the courts will consider SCO's copyright protection as more important that the First Ammendment rights of all the other contributors. It could be argued that the people that have worked on Linux have made a much greater contribution to science and the useful arts (the reason for the copyright clause) that SCO (or AT&T by creating Unix) ever had, especially since the source code is open for anyone and everyone to use and contribute to.

  153. The end is in sight by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Darl has postponed this as long as possible. The international harvesting exercise is the last thing to do before the door of opportunity slams shut. Therefore, I believe, Darl knows that their whole effort is dying.

    Rationale: They did not want to play the international arena too early since other countries (Europe etc) are a lot less tolerant of the kind of bullshit SCO is pulling. They stand the best chance of getting something out of the US courts where people slopping coffee on their laps and microwaving their poodles can make a fat pile of money. Getting laughed out of court in Europe (or even Nigeria :-)) will hurt their case in USA where the easy mone is. Conversely a win in US would bolster their case in other countries. So, if they're playing internationally it suggests they know the US game is over.

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  154. ...sans maitre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teh = the

    (or am I missing a Slashdot in joke here?)

  155. Apply for the job! by wwwrench · · Score: 1

    If you wanna mess with SCO, apply for the job!
    Let them try to sort out real applicants from those who have no intention of extorting money. And if you get the job, you'll be getting paid to have an insider's view of the shit SCO is attempting, and the opportunity to throw a bit of a wrench in there extortion scheme.

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    1. Re:Apply for the job! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riight....and after signing their employment/non-disclosure contract your next legal job is peeling potatoes on a freighter in the south pacific. Besides, I think all the book deals have been distributed internally already.

  156. They ARE NOT stupid scum... by navak · · Score: 0, Troll
    In case you've forgotten, here are some of the questions that SCO must answer before they get a shot at IBM

    But the answers are very simple:

    • Interrogatory 1: all code contributed by IBM employees in Linux.
    • Interrogatory 2: a) UNIX owner, b) rights as per SCO contract by IBM, c) none. "SCO is giving up the trade secret and patent claims, as it requires unreleased information from IBM".
    • Interrogatory 3: none. see interrogatory 2.

    SCO not only charges that SCO's IP got into Linux against their wishes, but that IBM did it. IBM wants to see SCO's evidence that is had to be IBM and couldn't be someone else.

    And? IBM actually contributed to Linux kernel, there is no question about this. SCO is claiming that code, at least some of it, according to the IBM contract, couldn't be put in Linux. They need details of IBM development process to prove it - even if it were actually true, they would need it.

    As far as what SCO wants this case to be about, SCO has contradicted itself on so many occasions that it's impossible to say with any certainty what SCO is suing over.

    If you ignore press releases, SCO position is consistent. The trial as always been about a breach of contract by IBM which is making IBM contributions to Linux illegal - although they tried to muddy the waters at last hearing, in order to force the judge to compel IBM to release evidence "we don't know what kind of IP violation it is yet, we must see a log of IBM actions first".

    So if you will excuse me, I will continue to believe that SCO are stupid scum, because they've not shown any evidence to the contrary.

    Not so much. If IBM had signed a non-compete clause with SCO for instance, IBM would lose this trial instantly, and Linux distribution would become problematic. The whole crux of this story is in the detail of IBM contract with SCO (and SCO with Novell), and nowhere else.

    Press releases from SCO have always been deceiving bullshit, as that's the case for many companies, although SCO has raised this to an unmatched level.

    1. Re:They ARE NOT stupid scum... by maroberts · · Score: 1

      I agree that it is unfair the parent comment was modded down, but I believe it was too far off base to be modded as Insightful, either!

      The questions say "with specificity", so the answer cannot be as curt as the one the parent gave.

      Code contributions into Linux are generally publicly available in the Linux kernel mailing list. Linux kernel source code (all versions) are available for download. Unless SCO can give even one specific example, they are not allowed to go on a fishing expedition.

      All SCO has to do is come up with a few files and line numbers that they believe they have rock solid evidence on, and they are then allowed to go fishing for more.

      In order to bring an action, you must have prima facie (first look) evidence before discovery and further examination is allowed. SCO have claimed on several occassions that they have this evidence but have not produced it. They have claimed that mathematicians and engineers have determined that lots of source code is contaminated in this way. If they truly believe this, then they should lay their claims before the court. It is not unfair to let a defendant see what he has to defend against.

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    2. Re:They ARE NOT stupid scum... by navak · · Score: 1
      The questions say "with specificity", so the answer cannot be as curt as the one the parent gave.

      "All code contributed by IBM" isn't specific enough, but anyway their claim would be: "All Linux code contributed by IBM employees who have worked once on UNIX source tree". They have lots of choice and probably they can list the files in fs/jfs (that is: akefile jfs_dmap.h jfs_inode.c jfs_txnmgr.c jfs_xtree.h file.c jfs_dtree.c jfs_inode.h jfs_txnmgr.h namei.c inode.c jfs_dtree.h jfs_lock.h jfs_types.h resize.c jfs_btree.h jfs_extent.c jfs_logmgr.c jfs_umount.c super.c jfs_debug.c jfs_extent.h jfs_logmgr.h jfs_unicode.c symlink.c jfs_debug.h jfs_filsys.h jfs_metapage.c jfs_unicode.h xattr.c jfs_defragfs.h jfs_imap.c jfs_metapage.h jfs_uniupr.c jfs_dinode.h jfs_imap.h jfs_mount.c jfs_xattr.h jfs_dmap.c jfs_incore.h jfs_superblock.h jfs_xtree.c ), in entirity, for starters.

      They have claimed that mathematicians and engineers have determined that lots of source code is contaminated in this way.

      They did not claim it in front of the court though. In front of the court, they claimed they needed to access IBM development history to support their claims, which may be perfectly true, because I don't see them have a simple way to identify all/most of the IBM employees who worked on both Linux and UNIX, on what and when.

      It is not unfair to let a defendant see what he has to defend against.

      However, they had no way initially to know exactly the details about who developped what at IBM. I suppose they just gave one or two examples of a IBM developper who worked on both UNIX and Linux, and ask the judge, on the basis of this evidence, to access IBM information in order to give a more precise list.

    3. Re:They ARE NOT stupid scum... by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Even this would not be specific enough, although I grant you it would be a good start.

      Just because Linux has JFS, NUMA... and AIX has the same support does not mean the code is the same. However they could possibly get away with what you described above if they accompanied it with reason(s) why they think the Linux and AIX code is the same (even binary comparison would be good).

      You said they needed to access IBM code to support their claim, and that is the very problem. You cannot claim if you do not have some evidence in the first place.

      Fishing is not allowed. SCO is required to prove there are fish around by putting a mackerel before the court before being allowed to go cast a net to find the whole shoal (through discovery). So far we have not even seen a fin.

      SCO have repeatedly claimed that Linux also is guilty of copyright infringement directly on SCO products, not just AIX. In this case they do have both sets of source code (Linux and SCO Unix). One of the interogatories requires SCO to publish reasons and code samples where they believe Linux is also infringing. Here they have no excuse whatsoever for not laying the evidence before the court.

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    4. Re:They ARE NOT stupid scum... by navak · · Score: 1
      Just because Linux has JFS, NUMA... and AIX has the same support does not mean the code is the same. However they could possibly get away with what you described above if they accompanied it with reason(s) why they think the Linux and AIX code is the same (even binary comparison would be good).

      Well lastest SCO legal info show they did it: "17. In some additional cases it was also possible to infer with reasonable certainty from comments in the source code that the engineer who implemented that code had experience and knowledge of the methods, sequence and structures used in either or both of Dynix/ptx and AIX. Confirmation of this would require depositions from the IBM individuals involved in programming the actual Linux modules in question."

      Also: "18.1 The "Read Copy Update" (RCU) code contributed to Linux by IBM was copied substantially verbatim with only relatively minor changes from Dynix/ptx."

      You said they needed to access IBM code to support their claim, and that is the very problem. You cannot claim if you do not have some evidence in the first place.

      Yes, that's why they had probably given a handful of examples of developpers likely to have worked on both UNIX version of a code, and a released version of Linux of the same code. According to their personnal legal theory, I think they don't even have to claim that's it's the same person who wrote the same code in both OSes, just something like having worked on UNIX internals before contributing on Linux code could be problematic. But that would be the weaker claim, they'd go first for developpers having worked on the same code (say JFS) for both AIX and Linux. Given that newer internal versions of AIX were ditched, I'm sure at least some developpers might have been realocated from AIX teams to Linux teams.

      SCO have repeatedly claimed that Linux also is guilty of copyright infringement directly on SCO products, not just AIX.

      As I initially said, SCO claims in PR releases have been stupid, but they of course carefully avoided doing them boldly in front of the court, hence the title "They ARE NOT stupid scum..."

  157. Please! Please! Oh Please!..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO expects to bring suits in the next few weeks!? Please! Do it, SCO! Sue lots of multinational companies! Sue lots of people with well heeled legal teams! Please! Set yourself up for hundreds of cease and desist orders and suits for harassment and counter suits. Please do the legal equivilent of dousing yourself with gasoline and setting yourself on fire. Pleassssssssse! Put youself out of your misery and go away with a bang! Cover yourself with legal honey and stir up big fat lawyer hornet nests. Pleassssse!

  158. Market Saturation? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Seems they have reached Market Saturation in the US and now have to move out of the US..

    I am sure they could collect more money if they have collected any at all.. But that would cost $$ which they do not have not to mention this could still flop in their face yet so they need to be a bit careful on the ammount of money they spend in these affairs.. But i can see the MS's "Investments" are more or less to pay lawyer fees for this to happen :)

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  159. The Pump before the Dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question of the day ...

    How many press releases does it take to extract all remaining wealth out of the greater fools?

    The world may never know...

  160. of course in the USA by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    the law economy is extremely important.

    If the USA stamped out frivolous lawsuits, the economy would be in terrible trouble.

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  161. Come and try it if you think your hard enough! by mormop · · Score: 1

    Well folks, forget barratry, in the UK we have a law called obtaining funds by deception. The only actual info I could find based on a real case related to an estate agent who had tried selling a house he didn't own. The case fitted the offence because they matched following conditions:

    (1) that certain property should exist,

    (2) that that property should belong to another,

    (3) that the defendant should obtain it, and

    (4) that the defendant should act with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it.

    So:

    (1) that certain property should exist.
    exchange property for Linux and yes, it exists.

    (2) that that property should belong to another.
    Well, regardless of the IBM contractual case and the validity of the GPL, the code so far included in by OSS coders remains their IP as the GPL doesn't remove their copyright.

    (3) that the defendant should obtain it, and
    Sco are trying to hijack Linux that's for sure

    and finally:

    (4) that the defendant should act with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it.

    Given that Sco seem to be trying to get OSS authors ownership of their property revoked by nullifying the GPL this could be argued.
    Ultimately, the defining point must be that SCO are threatening UK businesses BEFORE they have proved a case that is becoming more and more complicated every week and will not be resolved until at least 2005. Without positive, watertight proof of the ownership that Novell are contesting SCO cannot prove they own Linux and any attempt to bill users without proof fits the bill for a charge of OFDC which is a criminal offence.

    Now a question for any lawyers out there. Who do we right to within the UK legal system to get SCO UK jumped on and a warrant for the arrest of Evil Master errrrr.... OK maybe not mastermind, fill in your own abuse, the evil grinning Darl McBride should he ever set foot on our little island. Thinking about it, maybe he should move here now. I hear that British prisons are a lot more comfortable than US ones.

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    1. Re:Come and try it if you think your hard enough! by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      Thinking about it, maybe he should move here now. I hear that British prisons are a lot more comfortable than US ones.
      Actually, I'd like to see McBribe moving to, oh, maybe Botswana, so he can be sentenced there. Or we could find some other developing nation - preferably one where the mandatory minimum punishment for stealing a loaf of bread is removal of the offender's hand, using a dull, rusty blade, and cauterization of the wound.

      Or we could just break out the torches and pitchforks, and have us a good lynching. Or maybe we could tie him down on an ant hill and slather honey all over him.

      Damn, I have far too much of a sadistic bent....

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  162. resellers by primus_sucks · · Score: 1

    The licence will be available both directly and through SCO's 11,000 resellers.

    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5,668,654,789,222

  163. Germany will be expensive for them by stefan999 · · Score: 1

    The temporary injunction which a German court issued last June is still in force. Before they can try to force Germam companies to buy "licences" they must get the injunction dropped.
    This will be impossible until they can present proof of copyright ownership to the court. But es long as the injunction in in force they will have to pay a fine for any attempt to talt a German company or a German resident into buying a "license".

  164. hmmm by dvNull · · Score: 1

    Would the court systems of the rest of the world telling SCO to go shove its senseless licensing schemes up its ass be considered a precedent for any such cases in the US ?

  165. So Sue Them in Small Claims Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The only thing you need to sue in small claims court is to file the filing fee ($50 or so), have a case and have jurisdiction.

    1. Pay the damn fee. Its worth it for the entertainment value.
    2. The small claims court should have jurisdiction if SCO does business in your state. Since they supply McDonalds and mom and pop stores with register machine OS's, they should be in every state in the union.
    3. Are you a consulting software engineer? Can you make an estimate of the *current* damages done to your consulting business and convince a judge. No need to make anything up. Just approach someone who would likely buy systems consulting time from you, who can't because SCO Group has slowed down adoption of unix. Come up with an estimate and make it stick.
    4. File the damn case and wait your turn. If you win most jurisdictions will award up to $2000, $3000 or sometimes up to $7000 for each incident.
    5. If you win, you will probably have to force collection. That's everything I know.

    BTW: I noticed that someone registered 'scoclassaction.com'. That's the spirit!

  166. SCO Grows Your Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a penis-enlargement scam!
    "No I will not buy your penis enlargement pills SCO."

  167. i'll sue you by GooglyWoogly · · Score: 1

    I don't get it - how can companies take people to court on unsubstantiated claims ? eg. I cannot sue you for driving a Ford if I arbitrarily claim that I invented the Ford car and it uses my design IP - I would be thrown out of court for vexatious behaviour. If you're being sued by sco, surely a court would need to defer to the case in the US ?

  168. So who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the SCO FAQ

    41. I am running BSD. Am I required to purchase a license?

    No, you do not need to purchase a SCO IP license to run BSD.


    So who cares? Run BSD and avoid SCO. In fact, when SCO contacts you, claim you ARE running Linux, then point out you are running the BSD version of Linux when its time to sign the agreement.

  169. SCO _Blows_ Your Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Darl,

    Blimey mate! Is this Linux licensing announcement for the UK just another threat of yours or are you really, truly going to take action this time? If so, then I am so very scared. Yes, I'm terribly afraid that the only British pounds that you will receive shall be upon your vacuous little head! haha!

    Cordially,
    Owen Nuthin

  170. Re:Do we care? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

    The only sentences anyone needs to know in a foreign language are:

    1. Is this edible?

    2. Can I please have a glass of beer?

    3. I suppose casual sex is out of the question.

    Although being able to tell Darl to fuck off would be pretty good too.

    --
    What a long, strange trip it's been.
  171. If you rewrite a best selling novel is that legal? by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    Responding both to the above, and to several comments below:

    On Groklaw we read in the last few hours that SCO claims

    "16. Our engineers have reached the conclusion that parts of Linux have almost certainly been copied or derived from AIX or Dynix/ptx. In those cases, confirmation of this opinion would require access to more current versions of AIX and Dynix/ptx.

    17. In some additional cases it was also possible to infer with reasonable certainty from comments in the source code that the engineer who implemented that code had experience and knowledge of the methods, sequence and structures used in either or both of Dynix/ptx and AIX. Confirmation of this would require depositions from the IBM individuals involved in programming the actual Linux modules in question."

    Now I read that word "derived" as the key issue. Copied means copied, in a literal sense. But it sounds like the real argument SCO is making is around "derived".

    And then when they talk about "methods, sequence, and structures" ... if they can claim to own Linux code based on that then they win big time.

    I'm in no position to evaluate the potential for making this case... but it I were an evil scummy SCO general counsel, I would envision a multipart campaign, in which SCO raises enough potentially valid claims (in the eyes of a judge) to pry open more information, and bootstraps its way into information that makes possibly the kind of claims I quote above.

    Legal battles aren't about reason and logic alone....

    If I rewrote a best selling novel, so that each paragraph used entirely different sentences, and yet the novel's plot and theme was exactly the same... couldn't the author sue my sorry ass?

    I'm asking that as a serious and naive quesiton. I don't know the answer. That's the situation I'm envisioning here from SCOs perspective.

  172. To late, they closed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ir.sco.com/EdgarDetail.cfm?CompanyID=CALD&CIK=1102 542&FID=1104659-03-20700&SID=03-00

    ==In March 2003, in connection with management's decision to establish strategic European headquarters in Dublin, Ireland, and the Company's United Kingdom ("UK") subsidiary, SCO Group, Ltd., not performing at expected levels, the Company determined that the operations of SCO Group, Ltd. would be wound up. On March 26, 2003, the board of directors of SCO Group, Ltd., obtained administrative relief in accordance with Rule 2.2 of the Insolvency Rules 1986 of the UK. In connection with the approved administrative relief, the operations of SCO Group, Ltd. were transferred to an administrator that was appointed by the court to complete the winding-up process. As of April 30, 2003, the operations of SCO Group, Ltd. were no longer under the control of the Company and the Company had been released of any liabilities in exchange for the net assets of SCO Group, Ltd. The Company has included the operating results of SCO Group, Ltd. through April 30, 2003, in the accompanying condensed consolidated statement of operations. Since SCO Group Ltd.'s operations ceased on April 30, 2003, there are no operating results included in the accompanying condensed consolidated statement of operations for the three months ended July 31, 2003. ===

  173. don't worry, scox won't sell you a linux license by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    if you beg them.

    Go ahead, give it a try. A lot of people in the UK already have tried.

    It's just part of the stock scam. Scox just needs investors to think that scox has big source of revenue on the horizon.

    After six months, scox hasn't sold any "linux licenses" and they never will.

  174. Whoever moderated me as a troll... by navak · · Score: 1
    is obviously a brainless Linux zealot. My points were more correct than 95% of the posts here.

    Apparently saying "SCO are stupid scum" gets you moderated "+3 Insightful", while being one of the few posts giving logical reasons why there are not as stupid as people think, gets you mod-down as a troll.

    LOL

  175. Could Someone Please Explain ... by tabdelgawad · · Score: 1

    why *any* company would choose to buy a SCO license without knowing exactly what the infringing code is? Someone please play Devil's advocate and explain why a company shouldn't just wait to be sued by SCO. What judge/jury would penalize a company for saying "we were perfectly willing to pay licensing fees, but SCO just made a completely unverfiable (from out POV) claim of ownership. Why should we have paid until they proved they owned it?"

    Seems to me that even if SCO is completely right, the most reasonable outcome for a company that refuses to buy a license now is: pay back fees since the license was offered. How is the company worse off in that case? What am I missing?!

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  176. To be fair to the media... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It definitely appears the media is getting somewhat wiser to the FUD, however, as the story reports 'The run-time licence only permits use of what SCO says is its IP,' rather than 'The licence permits use of SCO's IP' like we would have heard a couple of months ago.""

    To be fair, it /is/ ZDNet, and they actually own and use computers on a regular basis, unlike some other media outlets that would rush to indemnify SCO.

  177. Re:Do we care? by masterQba · · Score: 2, Informative
    The W seems to indicate Polish - it makes heavy use of w's compared to other slavic languages that use the Roman alphabet.

    "spierdalaj Darl" is Polish

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  178. I wonder what would happen ... by gotan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If some world-wide company answered their extortion-letters with something along the lines of: "Please contact our german office about that, they're handling all software our company licenses."

    I also wonder why it's aparently impossible to get a similar injunction in the US. I mean there should be a way to say "put up or shut up" in legalese in the US of A too.

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    "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
  179. Re: Do we care? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > Of course we care. It's a great ocasion to learn how to say "sod off Darl" in foreign languages

    Those who've studied Latin will find that the semster they spent on Catullus can come in handy here.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  180. SCO already lost (in Germnay) by falonaj · · Score: 1
    any defendants could just lift the arguments straight out of the US case and probably win if the other country's laws were similar

    SCO already lost its court cases in some countries. Way back in September last year, for example, SCO has been fined $10,800 for violating a German court order that told them to immediately stop defamation against Linux.

    Rather then reporting that SCO will start treating Linux users in other countries the same as in the US, the US media should take a closer look on what's been happening in other countries to SCO.

    It is also interesting to see why SCO lost in Germany: The judge told them to put up or shut up, and they went incompletely for the latter.

  181. Darl: Good thing by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

    ...the USA is going to send a mission to Mars. It will allow SCO to claim license fees from the martians.

  182. Re:If you rewrite a best selling novel is that leg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would depend. If your "new" novel contained exactly the same plot elements in exactly the same order and every paragraph of your "new" novel was a paraphrase of the original, you could be sued. However, merely having all the same plot elements in the same order and similar heroes and support characters isn't good enough. Otherwise every spy novel would infringe somewhere. Just as there are a limited number of ways to write any particular algorithm, there are a limited number of possible plot elements. Do your own work on characterization and description, even on the same characters with different names, and you're clear.

    Leslie Charteris ("The Saint") sued over the movie character The Falcon and lost, though The Falcon was an obvious ripoff. Then consider the number of lame Tolkein ripoffs in the Fantasy genre. You can't (unfortunately :-) prevent every damn Fantasy novel ever having an abandoned dwarven mine full of nasties that the heroes must travel through merely because it's an obvious Moria ripoff.

    (Yes, some very few of them are *good* Moria ripoffs - you aren't buying the story; you're buying the way it's told)

  183. Self rigtheous drunkeness is not good. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    He said Great Britain has two legal systems, one covering England and Wales, the other covers Scotland which is entirely correct, no mention of Eire or NI is done.

    So actually what is your point? Too many pints last night perhaps matey?

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  184. Re:In how many different languages...(Website) by dupper · · Score: 1
    Jebem ti sunce (Serbian) - I fuck your sunshine

    I'm sorry, but that's just the greatest curse ever devised. I can't even put into words how brilliant it is.

  185. Re:In how many different languages...(Website) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good one :)

  186. Swedish and Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sedish: Dra at helvete, Darl
    Japanese: ????????? (jigoku e ike Darl-san)

    They both mean "go to hell Darl" but i think they are the most correct translations in both languages.

    1. Re:Swedish and Japanese by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      jigoku e ike Darl-san

      Um... I'm not sure the "-san" is quite appropriate, though. You do realise it's a polite suffix?

  187. Re:Do we care? by mangu · · Score: 1

    Spanish is third in the list: que te jodan Darl

  188. Re:If you rewrite a best selling novel is that leg by mangu · · Score: 1
    Our engineers have reached the conclusion that parts of Linux have almost certainly been copied or derived from AIX or Dynix/ptx. In those cases, confirmation of this opinion would require access to more current versions of AIX and Dynix/ptx.


    However, SCO doesn't own AIX, so they can't sue based on that. What they need to do is to demonstrate that Linux (whose source code is freely available) has been copied from Unix (whose source code SCO has). Therefore, what they should have done is to show a file by file, line by line correspondence between Linux source code and Unix source code. Demonstrating corpus delicti comes first, they must prove that something wrong has been done before they try to prove anything else, otherwise it's a "fishing expedition". AFTER doing that, they can try to prove that such code copying was done through IBM, by the AIX development team. For this they can request that IBM provide documents. If they didn't do it in that order, then the case should be dismissed.

  189. Trying to buy it in the UK by speculatrix · · Score: 1
    So, just in case I should take SCO seriously, I went to their website and looked at the "buy it" page... nope, no UK number... so they don't even have a sales office here in England!

    So I searched for a local distributor (Cambridgeshire), and I found just one.

    These guys use the public Extreme tracker, and according to the stats, this UK distie's sub-site on SCO's has only ever had ONE UNIQUE visitor in the last 20 months!

    I looked through some of the UK disties (after guessing the correct URL's because SCO didn't list them properly!), and didn't find ONE that had SCO clearly visible on their website, and a few of them clearly sell other unixes (didn't find linux mentioned though :-(

    So, I conclude that SCO are a spent force in the UK and should be laughed at.

  190. Intellectual Property? What Intellectual Property? by vyzar · · Score: 1
    Checking out SCOs Products section on their website, then selected the right hand link for their Intellectual Property Home Page, and guess what I got back?

    Document Not Found

    To find the document you're looking for, please see our company sitemap

    Oooops!

  191. Re:If you rewrite a best selling novel is that leg by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
    "If I rewrote a best selling novel, so that each paragraph used entirely different sentences, and yet the novel's plot and theme was exactly the same... couldn't the author sue my sorry ass?"

    At that level of copying, yes, they probably could. Fiction, however, has a plot and characters and a setting and a far larger set of possible words to draw from ... something that non-fiction writing in general and especially programming, does not have. Given the limits of the language and the few really efficient ways that are to write code, stir in the decades of exposure to public examples and classes, and the standards that one must write to ... efficient well-written code will strongly resemble other code. It's like chocolate chip cooky recipes ... of all the ways thare are to mix butter, sugar, flour, eggs and chocolate chips, only a few produce edible cookies.

    However, SCO does not have the copyrights to the code they claim IBM illegally used ... they are claiming some sort of "IP" right based on their reading of the contracts and their totally wierd definition of "derivative works".

  192. Meglomaniacal Annoyer by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Today we piss of the country, Tomorrow, The World!!!!

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  193. That's Dubya... by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Dubya, the Second.

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  194. PR releases by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Whilst the First Amendment may exist, PR releases from a company have legal consequences too. They can be sued for making false statements, as it affects investment decisions. Saying that Linux has copyright infringement problems falls under the "yelling fire in a crowded theatre" scenario; what you are saying had better be true or there are consquences.

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