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Analog Approach to Displaying Data

Lurker McLurker writes " BBC News reports that Ambient Devices, the MIT Media Lab spin-off which brought us the Ambient Orb, have developed a new product, the Ambient Dashboard . The orb changed colour to display information at a glance, for example turning red if the stock market is going down. The dashboard has three displays, similar to speedometers or barometers, to show the information of your choice, from stock market volumes to the pollen count." As a proof of concept, this is neat stuff. However they seem awful pricey.

274 comments

  1. I thought they already had this... by dbright · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...but it was called a radio back then.

    1. Re:I thought they already had this... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I use a clown-nose with a red bulb in it to signal the status of SCO stock.

  2. DIY Solution by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 3, Funny
    Save money and build one yourself!

    You'll need:

    • A computer with an Internet connection
    • 3 analog voltimeters
    • 3 rheostats
    • A heavy-duty, 18' USB cable
    • One of those damn kids that always runs across your lawn

    Here's how you do it:

    First, connect each of the rheostats to a voltmeter. Apply current and test the system to ensure that all the hardware is working properly. Then, take the USB cable and fashion one end of it into a crude snare trap. Hide this snare trap under leaves and grass clippings in the middle of your yard; hold onto the other end of USB cable and lie in wait behind a bush. When the damn kid runs across your lawn and onto the snare trap, tug hard on your end of the USB cable. This will trap the child about the ankle. Tie the free end of the USB to a securely anchored object near your comuter. Have the kid constantly surf the web, checking for information that is interesting to you; when something changes, tell him to twiddle the rheostats or something. When the novelty wears off three hours later, tell the kid to stay off your goddamn lawn from now on and let him go. Throw voltmeters and rheostats in trash. Hang self with USB cable.

    --

    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:DIY Solution by Anixamander · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't normally reply with attaboy type posts, but this is definitely the funniest post I have seen on here in quite some time.

      Bravo.

      --
      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball(TM)
    2. Re:DIY Solution by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      When I was growing up, an old neighbor would yell at me to not walk on his lawn. You seem to share his views on lawn walking. What's the big deal? Walking normally on grass doesn't hurt it. When I was a teenager, I would mess with his lawn as punishment for being a dick.

      -B

    3. Re:DIY Solution by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      It's a shame we can no longer shoot little kids, I feel the whole country has gone down the tubes since then. Take you for instance, a quick dose of buck shot and you'd think twice before trespassing wouldn't you?

      The first politician to run for office promising to abolish laws on murder gets my vote. A nice polite, peaceable society.

  3. Perfect for monitoring.... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    ...the daily build!

    Which is in the green, thanks very much.

    1. Re:Perfect for monitoring.... by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot Karma.

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      Mod parent up!
    2. Re:Perfect for monitoring.... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you could get them to give you an integer. I guess a graduated scale wouldn't be too bad. Anyone happen to know the different levels?

  4. But the question is by Object+Relational · · Score: 0

    Will it run GNU/linux ?

  5. Hey, you can get this on thinkgeek! by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 1

    Maybe Thinkgeek should buy an ad or something.

  6. prior art by trb · · Score: 4, Funny

    my boss changes color to display information at a glance.

    1. Re:prior art by Boing · · Score: 1
      my boss changes color

      What, do you work for Geico?

    2. Re:prior art by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      gecko != iguana

      18...19...20

    3. Re:prior art by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

      iguana!=chameleon

    4. Re:prior art by smack_attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I had a feeling i had that wrong. Ah well, I suppose we'll all be modded offtopic anyways.

    5. Re:prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, just you.

    6. Re:prior art by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Wow. There are just no words available to describe this thread.

    7. Re:prior art by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of the phrase "They say a girl never forgets the first time she was kissed by a lizard." (Anyone mind citing where that came from?

    8. Re:prior art by Bob(TM) · · Score: 1

      ... come to think of it, he kinda "quivers", too ...

      --

      The little guy just ain't getting it, is he?
  7. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is so 1999. By which I mean a silly dot com type idea that is bound to fail.

  8. HOW STUPID IS THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be done in one line of Perl???? LAME.

    1. Re:HOW STUPID IS THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be done in one line of Perl????

      You can do anything in one line of Perl.

    2. Re:HOW STUPID IS THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get a first port in one line of Perl, therefire your theory is disproven.

      SCO$699FeeTroll probably uses VB or something for his.

    3. Re:HOW STUPID IS THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get rid of Anonymous Cowards and their lame off-topic remarks?

    4. Re:HOW STUPID IS THIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perl -e '`sudo pkill mozilla`';

  9. unfortunatly by holzp · · Score: 5, Funny

    the one monitoring their web traffic just exploded.

    1. Re:unfortunatly by eric2hill · · Score: 2, Funny

      The little paper insert reads:

      [Is this thing on?]
      [I think I see a byte!]
      [Your friends just looked at your site.]
      [Your friends clicked refresh a few times.]
      [Normal]
      [I'm hosting Janet Jackson porn!]
      [I'm hosting animal porn!
      [I'm 'given 'er all she's got!]
      [Oh Shit, Slashdot.]
      [Oh SHIT, Google.]

      --
      LOAD "SIG",8,1
      LOADING...
      READY.
      RUN
    2. Re:unfortunatly by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      the one monitoring their web traffic just exploded.

      Hey, explosions are analog, aren't they?

      <Homer>Oooh, pretty colored explosion!</Homer>

      "The Taiwan Chinese have replaced opium with motherboards, are you a technology addict? Do you crave the latest consumer electroics? Are there Tongs governing these things?"

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    3. Re:unfortunatly by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the one monitoring their web traffic just exploded.

      Actually that would be rather cool in the operations room. No longer would you need to use a screen to see that your site is dying ( well, to confirm it you would ). Just put it on your desk and work on something else.

      --
      Jumpstart the tartan drive.
    4. Re:unfortunatly by Seeka · · Score: 1

      Heh, I picture a bigass alarm system that goes off when the site gets slashdotted. I think it would go something like this:

      "RED ALERT. RED ALERT. WE HAVE JUST BEEN SLASHDOTTED! ALL WORKERS TO YOUR STATIONS! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO PEOPLE!"

    5. Re:unfortunatly by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Actually that would be rather cool in the operations room. No longer would you need to use a screen to see that your site is dying ( well, to confirm it you would ). Just put it on your desk and work on something else.

      This would be loads better than my current system of holding down the "refresh" button until the site refuses to display. ;)

      -T

    6. Re:unfortunatly by FLEB · · Score: 1

      How about a sight-sound-and-smell extravoganza... Just remove enough heatsinks and fans from the servers so it works, but will burst into a "smoke signal" indicator under heavier load.

      --
      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    7. Re:unfortunatly by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      You'd need something like SpeedStep to make power usage significantly related to load.

  10. Fun for now. by ActionPlant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But if you had one for everything, wouldn't you just be surrounded by a lot of (eventually) confusing colors? I still prefer a single device with a sensible display. Sure, this looks fun, but after the novelty wears off I think it'll be not only annoying but inexcusably inaccurate.

    Damon,

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    http://actionPlant.com
    1. Re:Fun for now. by plover · · Score: 1
      Glad you didn't RTFA. These aren't orbs, they're meters. No colors. Just indicator needles pointing to text.

      The Ambient Dashboard consists of three independent meters. You insert transparent faceplates in front each meter that indicates whatever you wish that meter to display, daily Dow Jones rise/fall percent, local temperature, football game point spread, whatever. And each faceplate has some encoding mechanism that automatically tells the base what type of data it is supposed to display; the base then listens for that info and monitors it.

      The whole point was to be able to display a datum with both a quick glance and calibrated text if you cared to study it more. I happen to agree with you that a pile of multicolored glowing orbs would be mostly useless, but this is a real indicator with text, not a random blob.

      --
      John
    2. Re:Fun for now. by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I got the impression there would be no text. Tick marks maybe? It's a lot easier to look at a digital readout temp gage and see that it's 62.8 degrees than it is to try to determine an exact temp from a VU. And the color comment was simply from the proof-of-concept that got them here.

      But to be fair, I do get a generally more comforting sense of temp and time from analog than by merely reading digital numbers. So I suppose this does have its place.

      Damon,

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      http://actionPlant.com
    3. Re:Fun for now. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      An exact temperature is not a useful piece of data. The temperature variation between your location and the location of the sensor (maybe at the airport or the local NOAA station or wherever) is going to be a lot greater than .1 degree. So "About 65 degrees" is just as useful a piece of info as "62.812 degrees" when my question is "Do I need to put on my jacket?"

      And there are still people who like analog readouts. Like me.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    4. Re:Fun for now. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Or just stand outside naked for a couple minutes and you will get a great analog temperature readout from your skin*:

      Red: Hot
      Blue: Cold.
      Brown: Get out of the mud.
      Black: Nighttime

      * Results may vary for people of color

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  11. Proof of concept... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

    This isn't worth much more than that. Especially not the prices they charge. I'm all about integrating information delivery into everyday hardware - especially if it looks nice. But think less B-movie prop and more toaster-with-an-mp3/aac/ogg-player. Now THAT would be useful.

  12. Analog all the way by matth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course.. we live in an analog world.. we'll never be able to take things in digitally because we don't work digitally. Even your computer needs to be able to display in analog (speakers/monitor) before you can figure anything out. We can't do anything in digital... :)

    1. Re:Analog all the way by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Why oh why is this a meaningful dichotomy?

      WHO CARES? I don't care if the data I receive is ones and zeroes or an oil painting. Both are useful media. Some are more well suited to certain tasks. Smart people know and understand that the medium is not, in fact, the message. The message is the message, and the author of the message chooses the most appropriate medium.

      What, did a digital device kick your dog and steal your lunch money? Come on.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    2. Re:Analog all the way by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1

      Whoa, dude! That's, like, totally deep and stuff.

      --
      Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
    3. Re:Analog all the way by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that?

      -.. ..- ....

    4. Re:Analog all the way by Absurd+Being · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to ignore the HF components of everything, then it is a digital world, or at least can be equivalently converted into one.

      --
      Karma: Excellent^(-t/Tau), Tau=Wittiness/Trollishness
    5. Re:Analog all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't care if the data I receive is ones and zeroes or an oil painting.

      You mean you have digital interface like Data? That's really cool. Everyone I know can on receive analog data. Then we have to convert it to digital in our heads. Lucky you.

      If you still don't get it, reread the post you responded to.

    6. Re:Analog all the way by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      The distinction is not always obvious. Your oil painting, being in an invariant state, can be considered to be digital, insofar as each molecule has its fixed position (OK, at absolute zero, it is a noisy fixed position otherwise). But, look at your stream on 1s and 0s on a good oscilloscope and you will see a succession of what are clearly analogue levels, with finite edges, ringing, noise.......

      The issue is whether one or the other is a more accurate and therefore better expression of its designer's intentions. Both can be shown to have serious deficiencies. Analogue and digital quantities are merely controlled manipulations of the underlying statistically exact but deterministicaly inexact thermodynamics. A digital quantity, in the sense of for example binary data, always resolves into a finite number of analogue quantities, which in turn are mere statistical approximations to binary states.

      For some reason, the salaries of Analogue designers are catching up with those of Digital designers, at least in the UK, so maybe it is finally becoming apparent that all real-world interfaces must be predominately analogue, because the gap between digital and thermodynamics is too great to bridge any other way. You can't have an individual digital device manipulating each air molecule in front of a loudspeaker, for example.

      I would challenge anyone to design a digital system which does not rely on some analogue actions for its ability to function, e.g. the need for a reset pulse or power good signal, and a clock oscillator. Now these may be improvised with logic gates, that is not what I mean, I mean pure logic, no RC networks or any other analogue fiddles to get it initialised to the desired state, and then clocked. I don't know if it is mathematically provable or not, but experience suggests that it can't be done. One concession would be that the power supply can be assumed to be applied instantaneously and at the required voltage, even then it still can't be done. How do you get a flip-flop to set itself one way or the other, without designing in an analogue bias, or using a reset signal?

      The wheel is turning full circle, and analogue will rule once more!

    7. Re:Analog all the way by tiger99 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. If you ignore the HF components you will find out the hard way that it is in fact an analogue world, becuase your digits will not work correctly, if at all. The more you attempt to make the analogue world approximate to a digital work of fiction by trying to generate real ones and zeroes, with no intermediate transitions, the more obvious it becomes that all digital signals are in fact special, limited cases of analogue signals. The reverse is simply not true.

    8. Re:Analog all the way by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Again.

      Who cares?

      Use the right tool for the job. Or be an inferior craftsman.

      There are advantages and disadvantages to both. Penis measuring contests are irrelevant.

      "analogue will rule again" indeed. Art has never stopped ruling. Craft has never been more valuable, or flexible, or powerful, or relevant. Your paradigm is broken.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  13. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well we are using up all the VUs of yesteryear,

    next we should expect a nixie clock trend, heh

  14. I've got a watch that does this by bandy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got a watch that does this. Mickey's hands move with the passage of time - the big hand sweeps in a circle over the course of an hour. The little hand goes around the circle twice a day. It's great at letting me know about what time it is! Only $299, postpaid.

    --
    "You might as well get your son a ticket to hell as give him a five string banjo." -unknown minister
  15. Analog to Digital to Analog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So let me get this straight...

    We use some type of fancy sensor to convert a real world analog signal to digital information, then we convert the digital information back to analog to humans can understand it intuitively?

    1. Re:Analog to Digital to Analog by finkployd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight...

      We use some type of fancy sensor to convert a real world analog signal to digital information, then we convert the digital information back to analog to humans can understand it intuitively?


      You pretty much described every electronice device in the world that has a user interface.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Analog to Digital to Analog by P-Nuts · · Score: 1
      We use some type of fancy sensor to convert a real world analog signal to digital information, then we convert the digital information back to analog to humans can understand it intuitively?
      You pretty much described every electronice device in the world that has a user interface.

      What about analog(ue) electronics? An older oscilloscope doesn't work with digital signals. It's mostly a whole load of op-amps.

    3. Re:Analog to Digital to Analog by laird · · Score: 1

      "We use some type of fancy sensor to convert a real world analog signal to digital information, then we convert the digital information back to analog to humans can understand it intuitively?"

      In this product, it's much weirder than that. We pay someone somewhere on the internet to monitor a digital representation of something analog that we're interested in (e.g. screen scrape weather.com), then when they notice a change they send the info digitally to a gateway to the pager network, which broadcasts the info all over the US, which our orb picks up, parses, checks against its configuration, and converts into an digital waveform that controls the color of an LED that's flickering between red, green, and yellow a zillion times a second, which we perceive as an analog color.

      Cool!

  16. neato. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more of a fashion-accessory than anything... but pretty neat. Although I don't see how it beats an auralyzer unless your deaf.

    I'll stick to my savings account thank you :)

    kth post!

  17. Hey! by Temporal+Outcast · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The research group I work with here - Information Interfaces Research Group - at Georgia Tech works on something quite similar.

    Its called the InfoCanvas - kinda cool stuff :)

    And yes, although its not analog per-se (as in, display-meters and the like), it does show you in gradual gradings. Like the sky-color changing from a hue of blue to red, and the rainbow slowly fading away and the like.

    Just thought it might be relevant! :)

    --

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    Not a liberatarian flipflop hippie.
    1. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's so gay I just reupholstered my couch.

    2. Re:Hey! by nickh01uk · · Score: 1
      Physical objects given some 'greater meaning' by way of computing power isn't new, I remember reading about Durrell Bishop's Marble Answering Machine (instructions) about 10 years ago. Needless to say I'm still waiting to see it in the shops :-)

      With the low cost of wireless electronics and broadband I expect we will see a lot more of these gadgets... 99% of which you can be sure will be pointless junk. I keep a page myself on data visualisation techniques and hope that if these kind of devices proliferate we get to see some variety!

      Remember those T-shirts that inform you that you need a shower by changing colour as you sweat?

    3. Re:Hey! by MC_Cancer_Pants · · Score: 1

      Are you going to be showing this off at the "Georgia Tech Innovations" panel on wednesday? If you are, Can I come? If you're not, can I come? I'm not a student, still in high school actually, but would really like to see what's going on at georgia tech, as i'm pretty-much set on going there. I need to be a student or "guest of a student", if you could help me out that would be very nice of you. drop me a line at MC_Cancer_Pants@yahoo.de Not asking to hang out or anything, though, if you wanted to, that would be fine, so long as you don't like raping helpless 17 year old boys.

    4. Re:Hey! by dschuetz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Its called the InfoCanvas - kinda cool stuff :)

      For me, this is the "killer app" for digital paper.

      On my desktop(s), at various times, I've typically had:
      • Current month's calendar
      • Clock
      • Local weather
      • IM buddy list
      • three webcams (Rothenberg, Chesapeake Bay, and Skyline Drive -- places I'd rather be than at work)
      • Current stock prices for some key stocks
      • Department in/out board
      • Recent comic strips
      But, of course, most of the time I can't *see* any of those, because they're covered up with real work. Sure, I could add a third (or fourth) monitor, but then that screen would just be filled with other windows.

      If I could have an 11x17, nicely framed piece of color electronic paper on my office wall, then I could move all this slow-update information to that. The information would still be handy, but because of the properties of the display, I wouldn't be tempted to use it as a "live" desktop monitor. Also, having a large space, nicely framed and hung on the wall, would encourage me to pick nice-looking clocks and calendars and stuff, not the ugly windows that stick on the background, so it'd be pleasing as well as informative.

      How about it? Please tell me you've been thinking on exactly the same lines. I've been asking for this for THREE YEARS, which is an eternity in the digital marketplace. I'm tired of waiting. :)

  18. A PDA by lake2112 · · Score: 1

    Aren't PDA's capable of displaying all this kind of information? Of course if you are looking for that vintage 1960's look this is just the product for you

  19. umm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea...

    BIG DEAL..

    it's a few analog gauges..

    you can get more and better information out of a multi-color LCD scrolling display..

    the needle is down.. SELL SELL SELL.. pfft..

  20. Digital version by ENOENT · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a digital version of this! Let's see... right now it says "Outlook not so good." Now it says, "Try again later."

    Wow! High tech stuff!!!

    --
    That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    1. Re:Digital version by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I have a digital version of this! Let's see... right now it says "Outlook not so good." Now it says, "Try again later."

      No matter how many different versions, and how many times you try to use Outlook, the magic 8 ball is always right, Outlook is not so good.

    2. Re:Digital version by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      This made me smile. Here is a high-resolution photo: :-)

      The end.

      (_|_)

      --
      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
  21. I know what I'd display by addie · · Score: 4, Funny

    1- Number of support calls answered today
    2- How much money earned today
    3- Depressing ratio between the two

    1. Re:I know what I'd display by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I have the coolest CPU load display. It's made with one of these "charge left" check display that comes with some AA battery (you know, you press two poles and it turns yellow). Here's the recipe:

      - Get a used battery with a level check gage

      - Carefully unwind the wrapper, and cut it to size to recover the gage

      - Duct-tape thin electrical wires at the two ends, behind the wrapper. It's tricky to get good contact. Unfortunately, it's not possible to solder then.

      - Glue the wire-equipped gage against something : this is important, the display method in the case of these AA batt checkers is thermal ink. If you want it to display something more useful than just "full on" all the time after 5 minutes, you need to glue it on something that sinks the heat from behind.

      - Make a small TTL-controlled 1.5V power supply and connect the control line to one of your // port's line.

      - Make a small program to control the display by sending a continuous square signal with variable width modulation (variable duty cycle). Wiggling the line only several times per second is okay, the thermal inertia of the display is high enough that any timing will work. It takes a while to calibrate it, as it's not linear.

      Mine's glued on the side of my monitor. At a glance, I can see the average CPU load. It's the display itself that does the averaging, due to thermal inertia. I left the wires exposed and the "Duracell" part of the wrapper to increase the geeky looks.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:I know what I'd display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I think I've read something by King Slobbering Geek here, some Slashbot always rises to the occasion ond overwhelms the previous one.

    3. Re:I know what I'd display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, you REALLY need a girlfriend...

    4. Re:I know what I'd display by boinger · · Score: 1

      You are the coolest person of my day so far. Well done, sir. My geekness bows to yours.

      --
      Send your friends messages of love at fuck-you.org
    5. Re:I know what I'd display by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      But what do I do with the battery afterwards? Do I dispose of it in fire? :)

  22. Analog display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could they use one of those executive ball-clicker thingies to display info?

  23. Brookstone has a ton of those kind of things by SpaceRook · · Score: 1

    Just go to any mall. You're sure to find one.

  24. This is a neat idea, but... by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 1

    ... it would be more customizable, useful, and worthwhile if you built one of these yourself. I imagine it would not be all that difficult to attach some gauges to a computer and make it display what you want. Granted, they have done everything for you, but this really isn't all that valuable in its current state, other than as an idea I can rip off for myself.

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  25. Ambient Devices, hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    * fires up browser *
    * goes to ebay *
    * Patiently waits for the burst of cheap computers and broken dreams from Ambient Devices *

    1. Re:Ambient Devices, hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that they've been around for a nontrivial amount of time, right?

  26. EWWW by froismo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ewww pretty lights...

  27. you don't need one of them for that by Uber+Banker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i have a device commected to my computer which has ~2million indicators of colour, such a device could be used to show the state of every item on every stock market the world over, several times over

    1. Re:you don't need one of them for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you post a pic on your yet-to-be-started website?

    2. Re:you don't need one of them for that by tntguy · · Score: 0

      You don't know what a monitor looks like?

    3. Re:you don't need one of them for that by Uber+Banker · · Score: 2, Funny

      The website is active (but you'd have to go direct to content rather than navigate). As for a picture of these sorts of devices (which can show millions of indicaors by states of colour) you could try looking here.

    4. Re:you don't need one of them for that by Venti · · Score: 1

      Your 'device that has ~2million indicators of colour and is connected to computer sucks', my device that is connected to computer can display 3.15 million indicators of colour.

    5. Re:you don't need one of them for that by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      at work have 4 devices connected to my computer that, in total, can display >5 million indicators of colour!

    6. Re:you don't need one of them for that by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Oooh, a couple of Sparcstation IPX's. I'll take 'em! Not that I need any more Sun hardware...

    7. Re:you don't need one of them for that by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Why don't you post a pic

      Or, better yet, look at the one you have in front of you, to get an idea. Or are you posting to /. without a MONITOR.

  28. Darn. by DarkHand · · Score: 1

    From just reading the slashdot post I thought they had come out with an Ambient Orb for your cars dashboard, with glow color dependant on your speed or rpms. ...crap, I'd better patent that before they steal it. :)

  29. er? by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

    What the hell? That's a horrible idea and I want one.

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    Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
  30. Pollen Count? by Cyclopedian · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't need a colorful orb to tell me the pollen count in my area.

    My hay fever nose does just fine. Like clockwork.

    -Cyc

    1. Re:Pollen Count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shows pollen forecasts as well. i don't have allergies but I noticed it gives a couple day forecast, find out if you should even bother heading outside.

  31. Looks cool, but... by ZZT2 · · Score: 1

    ...If anything, this will merely be a fad that'll wear off after a few months. A couple of years tops. Just doesn't seem very practical. Not gonna last.

    Then again, Franklin essentially said the same thing about the radio, so who am I to judge?

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    1. Re:Looks cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, Franklin essentially said the same thing about the radio, so who am I to judge?

      Yeah, and Burr thought the same thing about the Internet. That's why he dueled Hamilton, who used his Secretary of the Treasury status to push the dot-com boom.

    2. Re:Looks cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. I could swear it was someone way back when that said radio would just be a fad. Meh. ** looks it up on Google **

    3. Re:Looks cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. I knew it. Just got my names mixed up.

      It was Edison, not Franklin.

  32. For Once by niko9 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this could actually be a useful case mod.

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  33. 7 million colors by ayahner · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow. This is it. The latest and greatest information display of all time.

    It's a single pixel monitor for crying out load!

    What the hell are people thinking?

    If you really want that functionality, just plug in a monitor using a second cheapo vidcard. Much more expandable...

    1. Re:7 million colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a single pixel monitor for crying out load!

      A single-pixel monitor might not sound that impressive, but with anti-aliasing it's quite workable.

    2. Re:7 million colors by starm_ · · Score: 1

      "If you really want that functionality, just plug in a monitor using a second cheapo vidcard. Much more expandable..."

      I really doubt anybody is buying this because it is "functionnal"

      Try this

    3. Re:7 million colors by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Is it possible to run a 1 pixel monitor in X? I suspect creating the correct modeline would be an interesting challenge!

      A tricolour LED, buffered as appropriate, wired to the Red, Green and Blue DAC outputs of any crummy old graphics card would do, provided you could set up a 1 pixel screen.

      I know you can set up a 1 pixel window, trojans, spyware and nasty things do it all the time in a certain badly broken OS, but not so sure about the monitor size.

      Of course I jest, it is much better to use the grotty old card to drive a grotty old 640*480 monitor with all sorts of possibilities.

      But I don't actually see the point of a device like this anyway, just because it can be done, and technology could have done it many years ago, does not mean that it is useful.

    4. Re:7 million colors by ayahner · · Score: 1
      FOI:

      Upon closer inspection, I have found that this little device is a piece of wireless hardware, and isn't even meant to be attached to a pc.

      So while a monitor will work, as I originally put out there, the monitor is a wired pc accessory while apparently the orb is not.

      I still hold to that it's generally useless, but then, I am not a stock broker and I have littel use for an expensive barometer.

  34. Apparently they don't read slashdot polls by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1
    They seem to already have given me my own!

    I wonder when it'll come!

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    1. Re:Apparently they don't read slashdot polls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break it to you, but those are My Devices.

  35. Have fun at the expense of your boss with this by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0

    the Executive Dashboard provides the flexibility of digital information with the simplicity of analog displays.

    1 - Choose a low trading day at the stock market

    2 - Go to your boss' office when he's not there, glue a small magnet behind the device, about where the "stock market" needle's fulcrum (and magnetic coil) is.

    3 - If the needle doesn't jump right full tilt, invert the N-S poles of the magnet until it does.

    4 - Wait for your boss to come back, watch him get all excited and sell all his shares

    5 - Make evil grin

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    1. Re:Have fun at the expense of your boss with this by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Am thinkink you are evil.

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    2. Re:Have fun at the expense of your boss with this by Hawkxor · · Score: 1

      You forgot step 6: Profit!

  36. Ye Olde Weather Ball by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Interesting
    a weather beacon that again changes colour to reflect the forecast.

    Sounds a lot like the weather ball that glowed from a tower in downtown Grand Rapids, Mich. in the 60's-80's (and now back up, elsewhere in the city). Pretty intuitive, and just in case you didn't get it, there's a bit of verse to explain it: "Weather ball red, warmer weather ahead / Weather ball blue, colder weather in view / Weather ball green, no change foreseen / Color blinking bright, rain or snow in sight." Same old concept, just a different device.

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    1. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Pretty intuitive, and just in case you didn't get it, there's a bit of verse to explain it: "Weather ball red, warmer weather ahead / Weather ball blue, colder weather in view / Weather ball green, no change foreseen / Color blinking bright, rain or snow in sight."
      These kinds of verses are almost never intuitive. For example, what if I remembered it as:

      Weather ball red, colder weather ahead
      Weather ball blue, warmer weather in view
      Weather ball green, rain or snow is foreseen
      Color blinking bright, no change in sight.
    2. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by blcamp · · Score: 1


      Actually, the poem goes this way:

      Weatherball red, warmer ahead.
      Weatherball blue, cooler in view.
      Weatherball green, no change foreseen.
      Colors blinking bright, rain or snow in sight.

      http://www.wzzm.com (Channel 13, Grand Rapids, MI)
      http://groups.msn.com/TheWeatherPeople/faqs.m snw (MSN Groups - "The Weather People")

      BTW, I drive by the Weather Ball on my way to work. It's very cool.

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    3. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      Pretty cool, but that rhyme kinda sucks since weather ball blue can be warmer weather in view, needs to be so the rhyme of the colour rhymes with the condition. Like: Liquor before beer, never fear, beer before liquor never been sicker. Even though blue=cold and red=hot is pretty much a natural thing. I wish my town had a weather ball, maybe I should propose it, it would be cool to be on top of a radio tower somewhere.

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    4. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by pavon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's kind of like the weather rock we used to have:

      If it's wet - it's raining.
      If it's swinging - it's windy.
      If it's white - it's snowing.
      If it's gone - you'd better get going.

    5. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend's dad has a similar device in his garage. It's called the "Newfie Weather Station". It's a rock dangling from a piece of string, and the verse accompanying it goes something like "If rock is wet, it's raining. If rock is white, it's snowing. If rock is swaying, it's windy. If rock is gone, there's a hurricane."

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    6. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by Unkle · · Score: 1

      You know, that's what it reminded me of as well. And I personally think that the whole thing is pretty dumb, esepecially when WOODTV shows the thing during commercial breaks. Maybe I just don't get it, being in Kalamazoo and all, but the whole thing is a little cheesy. If I ever had one of those ambient orbs, I'd select monitoring something very volatile so it pulsated. Wait, I think Spencer's carrys something like that... (or at least they should).

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    7. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by SheldonYoung · · Score: 2, Funny

      a weather beacon that again changes colour to reflect the forecast.

      I must have a weather tree. When it's leaves are green it's going to be warm, yellow leaves mean it's getting cooler and no leaves means it's damn cold.

    8. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by Speare · · Score: 1

      what if I remembered it as:
      Weather ball red, colder weather ahead
      Weather ball blue, warmer weather in view

      Weather ball green, rain or snow is foreseen
      Color blinking bright, no change in sight.

      Then you would be a frickin' doofus who should just wait for it to get warm or cold or rainy.

      Red for warm, just like your oven. Blue for cold, just the way everyone draws pictures of "cold" things with their crayons at age five. And who would remember a blinking twinkling flashing light as "steady as she goes"?

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    9. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by haystor · · Score: 1

      His point is still valid though.

      warmer/cooler are interchangeable as far as the poem goes since they have the same syllables and don't rhyme anywhere.

      Your argument is shows that the poem shouldn't be needed. But a person that doesn't correlate red with warmer would have to memorize a freakin' poem instead of just memorizing the red-warmer association.

      Same deal for the poem to help memorize the number of days in months. September through December are interchangeable in the poem. So it really can't help you until you memorize their position in the poem.

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    10. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by jhobbs · · Score: 1
      Liquor before beer, never fear, beer before liquor never been sicker.
      Actually I puked at more than one college party because I couldn't remember the order of that rhyme. Nor could I remember the order of the rhyme about beer and the college student's favorite herbal remedy. Likewise, is it "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky at morning, sailor take warning?" Never can keep that one straight either.

      My point is, pneumonic devices (and yet I can remember what they are called) are just absolutly useless to some people.

      I would like to point out that anyone who grew up in North America (not going to represent all cultures here) in a European decended westernized social group is a complete fucking moron if they can't figure out red is warmer and blue is colder. I do believe that many faucets use these colors.

      I do of course make exceptions for the color blind. I have a buddy noone will ride with because some of the stop lights in our town are mounted horizontally with no particular pattern as to whether red will be on the left or right (and vice versa for green). He follows what the other cars are doing, unless there are none, in which case he guesses.

    11. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I must have a weather tree. When it's leaves are green it's going to be warm, yellow leaves mean it's getting cooler and no leaves means it's damn cold.

      Yeah, but the refresh rate sucks.

      -T

    12. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      September through December are interchangeable in the poem. So it really can't help you until you memorize their position in the poem.

      But the thing about poems is that people with the right kind of wiring in their brains do memorize them, verbatim. It's why the oral tradition of storytelling (especially in verse) was so effective. I'd never say "December" instead of "September" simply because that's not how the verse goes. Likewise, the Weather Ball poem is for the people with feeble color-association skills, but good language skills.

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    13. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Weather ball grey, foggy today.

      We drive by it on our way to work also and have seen a couple buggy versions. Or like when its foggy, we figure the ball must be grey.

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    14. Re:Ye Olde Weather Ball by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      you forgot the most important one....

      weatherball black - nuclear attack!

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  37. Could they build a lava lamp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that reminds me its time to get stoned again?

  38. about time! by mblase · · Score: 1

    ...Stock Market trends, weather forecasts, traffic on your commute...

    I'm glad they invented this! I was so tired of visiting weather web sites, installing stuff in my menu bar, just to display the current temperature and barometric pressure. Now I can just plug this gizmo into my computer and have it display whether the temperature and pressure are going up or down!

    I saw something like this at my grandparents' house once. I never could figure out where they got the internet subscription.

    1. Re:about time! by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 1

      Ah, there's no need to plug it into a computer, or have an internet connection. It receives data via radio, with no subscription fee (though you couldn't do much if they changed that policy, I guess). It is more like a barometer, except it takes in information from weather forecasters, rather than relying on local air pressure.

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  39. A needle gage is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't they use something like an LCD with a picture of Janet Jackson that, say, removes or adds clothing based on how well the stock market is doing? Hemlines go up and down? Sky changes from bright and sunny to dark and stormy? Dinosaur finishes eating lawyer to indicate your download/install is complete?

  40. Nah by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    Just leave him there until he starves, then replace him with the next one who runs across your lawn. They're easily replacable, don't you see?

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  41. Put "Cheaters" TV show out of business. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can it be configured to flash bright red when GPS data shows that your wife is about to bust you with another woman?

    LK

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    1. Re:Put "Cheaters" TV show out of business. by El · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you need an audible signal for that? "Honey, why do you keep staring at that colored orb? Why can't you look at me instead?"

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    2. Re:Put "Cheaters" TV show out of business. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you need an audible signal for that? "Honey, why do you keep staring at that colored orb? Why can't you look at me instead?"

      That's why we would have flashing red lights. You could constantly remain aware of it without looking directly at it.

      LK

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  42. Oooohhh Oooohhh ... I've got one!! by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    For all my analog data display needs I devised a method of using hand held sticks made of chalk on a slate tablet.
    Tablet PC's watch out, analog data displays are on the way in again!!!

    I've even got a hand held version on the way!!!
    Ohh and of course I've already filed over 100 patents covering my unique inventions here.

  43. For real? by Lexic0n · · Score: 1

    My sister-in-law got one of these for her husband for Christmas. I laughed when I first saw it, because I was convinced it was a gag: you plug it in and it randomly changes colors, "reporting" changes in the Market or whatever.

    But when she told me what it cost, I figured there must be something to it. And after looking through the web site for it, I decided these must be legit. There's developer tools and everything! If they're bogus, it's one of the best scams I've seen in a long time.

    But I never could figure out exactly how these work. Anyone know anything more about them?

    1. Re:For real? by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      "I laughed when I first saw it, because I was convinced it was a gag: "
      "But I never could figure out exactly how these work"

      It looks like it wouldn't be hard to make a cheap knockoff that did just randomly change colors for a lot less. Just a $2 pic and a few colored LEDs. Look like Mr. Important Executive (tm) for $$$ less!

      (And I haven't RTFW, but I assume that each device has a ID number and a radio reciever. The company maintains nationwide radio coverage and just beams out updates round-robin.)

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    2. Re:For real? by Lexic0n · · Score: 1

      Ha! Here I am, straining my brain, trying to figure out how in the world this company is able to broadcast some signal to these little orbs. Satellite? Cell towers? Proprietary wi-fi network?

      I forgot all about radio!

  44. That's been around for years. by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    For instance, when I was almost side-swiped by a semi truck, my car seat turned yellow.

    Moments after seeing flashing red and blue lights in my rear-view window with a pound of a sticky, green, and illicit herb in my trunk, my seat turned a deep shade of brown.

    The analog olfactory indicators were an added bonus.

  45. I GOT ONE AND SET IT TO DEAN'S CHANCES by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: 0, Funny

    THE NEEDLE SHOT LEFT AND THE FUCKING THING EXPLODED

    don't use so many caps, it's looks like a crazy dean speech.

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    I hope high gas prices are depriving your children, you fucking dumbass.
    1. Re:I GOT ONE AND SET IT TO DEAN'S CHANCES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this a reference to?

      It seems strangely familiar

  46. Let me see if I've got this straight by kfg · · Score: 1

    They've invented. . . the meter?

    Oh be still my heart. What will they think of next?

    KFG

    1. Re:Let me see if I've got this straight by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      No, the imprecise meter. A normal meter can be read to a high degree of resolution, and maybe even high accuracy too, but this seems vague.

      Why would anyone except politicians want imprecise information?

  47. Expensive. Mostly useless. by irokitt · · Score: 1

    Hence, this will become the latest "I gotta have it!" thing for executives/bureucrats who depend on guys like us to tell them what it actually means.

    Never mind me, guess I'm just cynical today. Sure, great toy.

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    1. Re:Expensive. Mostly useless. by licem · · Score: 1
      Apparently Evhead is using it to not have to talk to his new bosses at Google so much about performance.

      We could all use them to reduce our needed interaction with the suits.

  48. Analogue Display on Computer by szyzyg · · Score: 1

    I've got something setup on my computer which gives me analogue dials to display memory use, cpu use and CPU temperature - it's build into a box on the front of the case and runs off a little bit of code I hacked together.

    Of course.... what I really want is an analogue accelerator pedal to control clock speed ;-)

  49. Days since you've had sex by dspfreak · · Score: 2, Funny
    Have it count the number of days since you've had sex. "Look baby, it's turning blue!"

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    1. Re:Days since you've had sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for reminding me that I'd need to a year dial to that panel :-(

      Celibate since the last millenium - posting anonymously for obvious reasons.

  50. Simplicity is the key by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 1
    The device seems to be about getting information instantly, without using a computer. The devices don't need any mouse clicks or keys pressed, you look at them and find out what you need to know. It's the difference between looking at a barometer, and having to enter your postcode into a weather website.

    Personally, I wouldn't buy them, as they are currently expensive and limited. However, in a few years, this could be a common interface. I especially like the idea of the weather beacon, which changes colour depending on forecasted temperatures, and pulses when precipitation is likely. I would like to have a mobile, wearable version of one of these, where I could tell what today's weather was going to be like as easily as looking at my watch.

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  51. Big Deal by EMDischarge · · Score: 1

    My Griffin Technologies PowerMate has been telling me the computer load by increasing or decreasing the flash rate for over a year now.

    And this is worthy of front-page /. news?

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  52. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However they seem awful pricey. ...that's part of making any single purpose analog display.

    as soon as you get away from just manipulating pixels on your turing box's screen, it's going to cost bucks.

    meanwhile let's try this benchmark, taco: how much do you like to make per hour to afford your home & such basics? okay, now how long would it take you to build these things? do they really seem awful pricey now, or simply not unreasonably cheap? c'mon lad, you've got the intellectual agility to realize that we're surrounded by cheap goods due to massive unfairness and unsustainable trade methods. don't fall asleep on that one.

  53. Canada Life Weather Beacon by Kenshin · · Score: 1
    This sounds alot like the Canada Life Weather Beacon at the corner of Queen and University in Toronto.

    It's one of those incredibly unique things that are just a part of everyday life, and you never think of them.

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    1. Re:Canada Life Weather Beacon by mph · · Score: 1
      I'll take "Phrases that don't go together" for $500, Alex.
      This sounds alot like...
      It's one of those incredibly unique things...
  54. Bandwidth VU Meters by jea6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My boss has always wanted "bandwidth VU meters" to spotcheck resource usage here. Any suggestions? (Other than Google?)

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    1. Re:Bandwidth VU Meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do an snmp poll convert to wave audio and plug in meter to audio out.

    2. Re:Bandwidth VU Meters by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Run a program that generates graphs, and display the graphs on a couple of Sun IPX's (can't use IPC's because no color framebuffer) in the front office. We use IPX's to display this stuff in color, and we use rpc.rstatd on IPC's (since the graphs don't need color) for monitoring load/cpu/packets/hdd for all the computers on the network.

      Just run an ethernet cable up front, and put a hub, a few of those machines, and a few 17" sun monitors up, and you'll be good as gold.

      It may not be exactly what you want, but you can get (at a glance) a good view of what's going on in your network, without having to ssh to the firewall or walk back to the NOC. We have the monitors up on those little wall-mount TV stands so that we can just glance up at them.

      ~Will

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    3. Re:Bandwidth VU Meters by AndrewHowe · · Score: 1

      Well I found this a while back. I want one. And I'm not even into case modding. It's just tres cool.

  55. Hammacher Schlemmer, Sharper Image, by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    ...Brookstone, Herrington's, etc. will all carry it for about six months and then it will be go to join the Pet Rocks, in the great Johnson Smith & Co. catalog in the sky.

    This is just a way of saying "I am so important and so concerned with matters of consequence that I actually need to know all this information on a minute-to-minute basis."

    Remember the old Beagle Brothers software ads in Softalk? Their office had a row of clocks showing the time in, IIRC, Sausalito, Bakersfield, and San Jose... all showing the same time, of course.

    1. Re:Hammacher Schlemmer, Sharper Image, by jrockway · · Score: 1

      You could probably say the same thing about the clocks that sync with the atomic clock. Are you so important that you need to know EXACTLY what time it is?

      Also, I don't really need to know anything the gkrellm tells me. Temps? What difference does it make? Load average? Who cares?

      I like to look, though, because it's interesting. Even though I can't change something, I still want to know about it.

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  56. Not a new concept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's been around for a while in a number of guises; pervasive computing, transparent computing - in any case it has a name and isn't some gee-whizz brand new idea. In fact, I remember Slashdot running a story on a guy that built his own glowing flower thing (I can't find it). Even Apple have their laptop keyboards change color...

    The idea of having more 'socially acceptable' ways of displaying data is pretty much the output equivalent of the invention of the mouse, joystick, whatever. Sure, it's nice that you can use analogue needle thingies, but pretty much anything that isn't a monitor or a 7-seg display will fall into this category. And in the future we'll be seeing more of them.

    Why? Because it's just about finding the most relevant way to display data.

    1. Re:Not a new concept... by licem · · Score: 1
      The flower project was out of BT Labs, there is talk of it over at an ambient fan site.

      This is certainly not a new idea, probably why it came out of MIT research labs, lots of people have been working on it for a while, including those boys. I like what Ambient is doing (and I'm a little biased as an Orb owner I got from Thinkgeek) because they are trying to find ways other than the tray icon to display internet info.

      Hell of a lot better than an "information appliance" (read: crippled computer)

  57. you call that an analog approach? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    The best Analog Approach to Displaying Data I've ever seen was taking a computers address bus and splitting it into two parts and feeding each part into a D to A converter. The output of the D to A converters was displayed on an O-Scope. You could watch where the program was running, where the OS and the application were, where data was accessed, and where the computer was spending most of it's time on a pretty simple device.

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  58. Privacy? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    And of course, the Ambient folks would NEVER sell the huge pile of interesting demographic data that they're collecting by all these Orb users customizing their orbs.

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  59. Bad, Worse, Worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad: You just realized you were singing, out-loud, the song on your headphones so that the whole office could hear.

    Worse: The song was The Misfits' "Last Caress".

    Worst: You were doing gay little hip thrusts like Glenn Danzig while singing.

  60. Tom Ridge ordered 250Millions minus Eleven by bstadil · · Score: 1
    Rumour has is that Home Turf security honco Tom Ridge has ordered 250Millions of those dodahs. Every US citizen will get one excluding the 10 potential BadGuys he has on his WatchList plus George that can't quite get the hang of how it works.

    DuckTape can only get you so far, in this HiTech world Secretary Ridge was quoted.

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  61. Details of think geek orb by RichMan · · Score: 1

    The ones on think geek are tied to a pay as you go server. Stop paying, it stops working.

    The Ambient Orb is simply plugged into any standard 110V power outlet and it is up and running on a nationwide wireless network - no internet connection required. The Orb does not attach to a PC. The channel for the Orb can be selected via a web interface and will update in a short period of time. Depending on which channel the Orb is monitoring, it will receive updates every few minutes, or perhaps once per hour for some channels.

    It can be customized to a set of free channels, such as market indices (Dow, Nasdaq, S&P 500) or weather in select cities. Optionally, you can upgrade to access more premium channels, such as your customized portfolio, local weather, pollen count, or IM buddy watch. There's also a developer interface where any semi-savvy web programmer can control the color of their Orb with a simple http "get" call. Track how full your hard drive is, traffic on your website, Slashdot posts, or your credit-card debt.

    1. Re:Details of think geek orb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless I misread your post, you have no idea what you're talking about. The ThinkGeek orb is an Ambient Orb, as the one sitting in my kitchen proves. It's identical in every way, having some free services and other premium services available. Your information on the Ambient Orb seems accurate, but there is no special ThinkGeek orb that stops working when you stop paying.

    2. Re:Details of think geek orb by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Ah....ThinkGeek *sells* the Ambient Orb. The free channels work. They're exactly the same product.

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  62. Reason for high price by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    1) Building national wireless network to transmit your data and not charging monthly fees.

    2) Cost of bandwidth for slashdotting.

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  63. Why not a LCD panels? by pantycrickets · · Score: 1

    Why not have the back-panels at least be LCD, so you don't have to switch out plastic panels? Seems like a pain, and limited in growth. You are going to have order new plastic panels when new information becomes available on the network?

    Don't get me wrong, it's an awesome idea. Just seems a little old-fashioned changing out panels when you want to see a different set of data. They'll get lost, damaged, outdated.. etc.

  64. I like, but its been done by bentfork · · Score: 1
    The "Weather Beacon" that sits on top of the Canada Life Assurance Company building in Toronto, Canada has something similar.

    It works as follows:

    When the beacon shows green, skies are clear. When it's red, it's going to be be cloudy. When it's flashing red, we will have rain. When it's flashing white, there will be snow. The running lights -- when they're running up, weather is getting warmer. When down, it's getting cooler. When they're steady, there's no change in the weather. During the day, the forecast is for the balance of the day. At night, it's a forecast for the next day.

    Some web references here blog reference and here pressrelease
    1. Re:I like, but its been done by El · · Score: 1

      If icicles are hanging from the beacon, it's f***ing cold out. When you can't see the beacon at all, you are experiencing a blizzard.

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  65. Really analog by lonb · · Score: 1

    You'd think that something coming out of hte media lab wouldn't have plastic tabs to change the labels -- how about LCDs or some of those new fangled flexidisplays?!

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  66. only the most important things... by Flippant+Bastard · · Score: 1

    I would set mine to monitor the Olsen Twins countdown http://olsen.websterrf.cc/ or if you want to get really tricky, set it to monitor a solar sensor to know when it's safe to go outside (geeks burn easily)

  67. Patents by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. 52: Why didn't anyone think of this before?
    1. Not sure, feels pretty obvious to us. But we patented it anyway.


    Seems to be the trend these days..

    Anyways, looks pretty cool. There's just something about analog gauges that's so asthetically pleasing. Like someone mentioned before in the post about analog watches still being used, It's probably that an analog gauge is highly visual, whereas digital is more of numeric processing. Would anyone rather have a digital tach in their car than an analog one? I know I wouldn't.
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    1. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      52: Why didn't anyone think of this before?

      Because it's stupid.

  68. Digital all the way by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course ... we live in a digital world ... information and energy come in packets called quanta ... even speakers convert these digital quanta into discrete positions of a cone to push air molecules around to trigger discrete movements of ear hairs to simulate analog. We can't do anything in analog.

    IANAP

    1. Re:Digital all the way by HardCase · · Score: 1
      speakers convert these digital quanta into discrete positions of a cone


      Your loudspeakers' cones move continuously (after all, they are analog devices). To do otherwise would imply that they can instantly move from one position to another - and disclaimers aside, I think that we all know what that would mean!


      (My pendantism aside, your post was kind of funny)


      -h-

    2. Re:Digital all the way by starm_ · · Score: 1

      Actually the brains treat signal in an aproximate digital way. Neurpons fire in a digital way. Once a certain threshold signal (action potential) is reached they fire a pulse.

      And besides from what I can understand of quantum theory there is actually a minimum distance one can move at a time. Things move instantly from one point to another. This distance is insanely small though.

    3. Re:Digital all the way by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Actually, what with me not being a rocket scientist and all, the distance isn't as small as I would have assumed.

    4. Re:Digital all the way by Tassach · · Score: 1

      His post was kind of accurate. When you look at the quantumn level, everything is digital. That "continuous" movement on that "analog" speaker cone is really a bunch of discrete quantumm jumps too small for you to notice.

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    5. Re:Digital all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zeno's arrow paradox anyone? And in fact, yes those speakers do move continously but not as you realize. Ignoring the notion of quantized space and time, let's just consider the transmission line effects which would actually cause the voltage to increase in steps. Between steps the cone would move very quickly but it would seem to pause as each wave reflects back and forth (assuming any sort of mismatch in impedance). That also doesn't consider any small scale non-linearity in the deformation of the cone's surrounding material which means the cone might not move as a linear function of the input voltage which might also cause jerkiness and pauses in the movement.

    6. Re:Digital all the way by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Which would indicate that these 'analog displays' that the story is about aren't really analog at all.

      The other option is that the speakers are analog in the same way that the Ambient meters are analog.

      Are we getting into semantics here?

    7. Re:Digital all the way by HardCase · · Score: 1
      Sheesh...replying to an AC. I don't think that I made any reference to linear or nonlinear motion. In fact, the speaker will behave very non-linearly as it approaches the limit of its travel. And you should see no transmission line effects - you would see back emf as a function of the coil's resistance to change in motion, but that is not a TL effect. In fact, the back emf should be quite minimal...hook up a scope and examine the signal and you'll find a series of very nearly sine waves superimposed upon one another with very few discontinuities.


      Take what I said with the same grain of pedanticness (if that's a word) that I took when I said it. The motion is continuous.


      -h-

    8. Re:Digital all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were right the first time...it's insanely small...on the order of h bar.

    9. Re:Digital all the way by HardCase · · Score: 1
      You cannot apply quantum mechanics that way! It's a macro versus a micro problem, but on a much more massive scale! At a quantum level, the motion of the loudspeaker as a unit is completely decoupled from any quantum motion. At a quantum level, the particles of the loudspeaker are moving in a completely random fashion - not in a series of discrete, uniform steps.


      I understand what you're trying to say, but the "discrete quantum jumps" that you're talking about are related to the Uncertainty Principle, and it's important to remember that that applies to what we can (potentially) measure, not what can actually be. And if we're talking about discrete motion at that level, the whole idea of a speaker cone moving as a uniform body simply doesn't apply. You can't mix Newtonian and quantum physics.


      And since "pedantic" seems to be my favorite word of the day, since I'm being pedantic, you have to be too ;-)


      -h-

    10. Re:Digital all the way by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Are we getting into semantics here?
      Absoloutely :-) Quantum mechanics is good for fucking with your perceptions of reality. It's so counter-intuitive that it makes you head want to explode.
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    11. Re:Digital all the way by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Incorrect, the world on that level is part analogue, part thermodynamic. A molecule can have any energy it wants, but the air pressure sensed by your ears is a statistical quantity, summed over many molecules which have random, not quantized, movement, and is therefore noisy, hence Brownian motion, which is what sets the threshold of hearing in a normal healthy person, or the sensitivity of an otherwise perfect microphone. But, as well as being noisy, air pressure and other physical quantities are also infinitely variable.

      A speaker cone, and its effect on the air pressure, is not quantized, but rather analogue plus random, the random components coming from amplifier noise and Brownian motion of the air it is driving.

      The movement of hairs in the ear is also mostly analogue. Older Slashdotters may remember analogue frequency meters, which had an array of tuned reeds covering a fairly narrow band around the power frerquency of 50, 60 or 400Hz, and by looking at the white painted ends you could see a crude spectrum display. The reeds might be tuned in steps of 0.25 Hz, but the eye would pick out the curve and interpolate its peak to less than that. The ear mechanism is similar, there are many overlapping tuned filters, but the amplitude detection is at least semi-analogue.

      The real world only becomes digital when you get down to doing things like counting photons, for example in astronomy using an image intensifier in front of a CCD, but even there the distribution in both time and frequency/energy of these photons is thermodynamic or if you prefer, statistical.

      Many digital designs fail or are troublesome because the whizz-kids who think they know VHDL and can drive a toolset, forget about ANALOGUE things like transmission line effects on the PCB, or statistical things like timing jitter, which is ultimately caused by amplitude noise, a statistical thing, being summed with a signal of finite slew rate.

      It is DIGITAL systems which are unable to make a sufficiently exact representation of the real world, for example 16 bit encoding is woefully inadequate for high quality audio.

      Energy also comes in any quantity we like, the physical velocity of hot gas, for example, contains a random element, but because of partial ionisation its summation is not limited to the sum of permissible quantum states of individual atoms, which of course would be quantised.

      So, it is a noisy analogue world, and digits superimposed thereon are simply discrete groups of noisy analogue levels. If you don't believe that statement, look at a PCI bus on a good analogue oscilloscope!

      If you want to see something else which in theory should be digital, and therefore precise, exact and consistent, look at the trash software products of the Convicted Monopolist. Here the statistical component is indirect, caused by numerous semi-random human contributions at the design and coding stages, and a large degree of something which is neither analogue nor digital, nor even statistical, neither is it a variable (because its purpose is truly deterministic/monoploistic), nor a constant (because it produces output which is truly random insofar as it is totally uncorrelated with anything else), but is in fact the product of pure greed (a quasi-digital quantity, usually approximate by 1), pure arrogance(a dimensionless variable approaching infinity) and total incompetence (a dimensionless variable approaching zero). I will call this new property of matter Billness.

  69. Ambience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Whats' it all about? Is it good or is it whack?

  70. Slam me if you want... by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 1

    but this kind of products seem really stupid, and building a business around it, well...

    I mean, besides the novelty of it, is it something that really serves a purpose? Or is it just one more of those kind of executive desk toys?

    But if they insist, then perhaps what they SHOULD do is consult Edward Tufte and create entire lines of products for displaying statistical/quantitative information in a way that would be truly meaningful and useful.

  71. Can't they use some standards by Knight2K · · Score: 1

    The Orb, if I recall right, uses a proprietary radio network to receive information. It seems to me like they would have a broader market and a cheaper device if it could make use of WiFi or Ethernet and just sell access to a Web Service that provides the same info. As it is, I wouldn't buy it since there are limitations on how I can extend it because of their design choices.

    I do like the concept though.

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  72. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not make this Slashvertisement complete and throw in the link to Thinkgeek?

  73. taco - shh!! by cloudship_tacitus · · Score: 1

    As a proof of concept, this is neat stuff. However they seem awful pricey.

    sheesh taco, you're pre-emptively killing the sale for thinkgeek.

  74. Great Analog Weather Device... by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1
    Been there .. done that.

    It is *amazingly* accurate.

    Click Here for more details on how to use analog ambient weather displays.

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  75. I've thought of this. by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've thought of doing this, except with sound instead of light. Instead of a "system monitor" that takes up a large chunk of my screen real estate, what I really want is a monitor that uses sound to tell me what's going on.

    System load could be signified by clicks, with the frequency of the clicks increasing as system load increases.

    Each new TCP connection would make some kind of "boing" sound, with the frequency again depending on what service I'm connecting to (http would go boioioioing, ssh would go beeeerooooing, etc)

    Memory usage would be signified by a double-beep, "beeee-beep," with the "duty cycle" indicating the percentage of memory usage. Two short beeps means lots of memory is free. One long "beeeep" means I'm swapping to disk.

    Disk seek activity would be a series of random bleeping sounds, like Brownian motion across frequencies.

    Basically, I would like an irritating cacophony of sound to emanate from my workstation, which only I can interpret :-)

    1. Re:I've thought of this. by nigelc · · Score: 2, Funny

      God help us if you got slashdotted. It would sound like a sack full of rocks in a washing machine.

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    2. Re:I've thought of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You just reminded me of something I did when I was a kid, and remembering it just about had me rofl.

      The neighbor was throwing away an frontload washer. Me being a typical kid, was curious as to what would happen if I filled it up with cans and rocks. Somehow, this was one whose tub really rotated freely, and once spinning, it would spin for quite some time. So I got it spinning by hand and kept feeding it cans and rocks. Eventually it would slow down and the cans and rocks made a helluva lot of noise. So I would spin it back up quickly and see how many rocks and cans I could get in it, as long as I could keep it spinning fast enough to keep it all quiet. Then, leaving the door open so as to emit the most possible noise, I abandoned the machine and hid where I could watch what happened when the thing slowed down enough to release its centrifugal hold on its contents.

      It was an awful quiet neighborhood. When that thing cut loose, all these people came running out of their houses, first trying to figure out where all that noise was coming from. Somehow, it seemed, interrupting everyones dinner hour with something sounding quite unearthly was my idea of extreme delight.

      Even that grumpy old man from across the street come flying out of his house.

    3. Re:I've thought of this. by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      System load could be signified by clicks, with the frequency of the clicks increasing as system load increases.

      Sounds like you're looking for this. Particularly, feature #3. It makes your computer sound like WOPPER in War Games.

    4. Re:I've thought of this. by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

      I rememember reading an artical somewhere (Slashdot?) which took this basic concept and then "skined" it.

      For a jungle theme, processor load would be determined by how many crickets you hear, every time CodeRed tapped upon your port you'd hear a fly buzzing and the more traffic you were seeing the louder the tribal drums could be heard in the distance.

      Imagine that in 5.1 ;)

      A project I always wanted to build consisted of a small motor on the ceiling with a string attached. The more traffic your network is seeing the fast the motor spins. High loads look like a cut electrical wire in a movie. The project/art-thing was called "Live Wire." :)

      But I don't have skills in the areas needed for that. :-(

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    5. Re:I've thought of this. by Harald74 · · Score: 1

      It would be cool to make the computer sound like R2D2. If you assign meaning to all the twirps and whistles, you could derive some use out of having the computer "speak" to you:

      R2: "Tweeeet-twirp screee bleep bleep bleep"
      Han: "What, Luke went out on a taun-taun four hours ago, didn't bring any shelter with him, now the gates are closing and he hasn't reported in on any communicator network? And the tree-dee is only showing reruns of 'Streets of Mos Eisley'?"

      Almost like Lassie...

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    6. Re:I've thought of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good idea, and if your machines are noisy enough, you're probably doing it subconsciously already. I used to be able to tell when bad things were happening since it would generate a ton of syslog traffic and the loghost's sync() calls would make a bunch of disk noise.

      Check out peep and see how it can be done.

    7. Re:I've thought of this. by BillX · · Score: 1

      s/interpret/tolerate/ ?
      It sounds like it would discourage random nuisance people from coming in to use your workstation :-)

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  76. What wireless? by Rufus211 · · Score: 1

    It says something about using a national wireless network and their coverage map looks like cell-phone coverage maps. Does anyone have any idea what it actually uses and how it knows your orb is yours to display the stock or whatever you want it to?

    1. Re:What wireless? by Craigj0 · · Score: 1

      I have one of these (part of my research) and it uses the US pager system. This is why the devices are so expensive since there is no monthly fee the device ust include the cost of sending all of those pages upfront.

  77. Sued by Apple Inc by Slowtreme · · Score: 1
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  78. Great! Technology from 1949... by WebGangsta · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Minneapolis bank NORWEST had these for years, used to give locals a quick idea of the weather:
    • Red = Warmer
    • White = Colder
    • Green = No Change
    • Blinking = Precipitation coming
    It was simple, but it worked.

    A history of the Weatherball

    I haven't been by that area for years, so I don't know if the Weatherballs are still there or not. Bueller?

  79. Informative FAQ by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    Ambient has a very informative FAQ on their site. It answers pressing questions such as

    "Does this device emit radiation"

    and when the answer contains "all things emit radiaion", you know the author must have went to MIT.

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  80. You didn't read the article by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's listed as the Ambient EXECTUTIVE Dashboard. Executive - no need to be sensible or accurate.

    The previous color changing ones were a little too simple and tended to hypnotize the executives. Have you seen the Executive toys at most office stores? I don't think Novelty wears off for those folks.

  81. Re:DIY Solution: Real one by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know nothing about tcp/ip, but my electronics and basic are pretty good...

    You'll need
    3 analog dials
    3 triacs
    a parrelel port.

    i'll just provide a link with some pertanent info. Basically wire up the triacs to the voltmeters (to isolate and backflow current from the VU meter's coils) and the other end to any data line on the parrellel port. Strobe the data line till your VU meters needle is pointing where you want it to go.

  82. Just what we need by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Some soccer mom in her big ass SUV, talking on her cell phone while putting on makeup and useing one foot to steer and the other to engage in Day Trading while she watches her dashboard to find out hwo her stocks are doing and to decide whether or not life is worth living.

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  83. I want one... by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    If they only made a device that was displayed current information of my choosing, supported multiple colors, was able to display text, could be viewed from a distance, was low cost and could be seen at eye level when I was in front of the computer...That would be a winner.

  84. post a photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of it.

  85. Stock Market Skirt by mknewman · · Score: 1

    The Orb is just a new incarnation of the old "Stock Market Skirt" which you can see at http://www.vacuumwoman.com/MediaWorks/Stock/stock. html and some background at http://www.judymalloy.net/newmedia/nancy.html This has been around since at least 1995. Marc

  86. I love the marketting spin: by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    5: How does the Ambient Device get information?
    Via a nationwide wireless network called the Ambient Information Network. It works in a similar way to cell phones and receivers.


    Translation:
    There's a pager receiver inside. We send out national pages every few minutes which essentially contain packets of information on each of the possible displays.

    It's still an innovative use of a nearly obsolete network. However, they can't gurantee free service for life though. When they go out of business, your nifty device is nothing unless you hack a computer interface into it, or get a pager account and find a way to attach the receiver into that account.

    But it makes me smile to hear them say they have a network all for themselves - giving the impression that they own or control the network their messages are sent over.

    -Adam

    1. Re:I love the marketting spin: by x-caiver · · Score: 1
      Your response makes it sound like you think they are trying to trick you in some way - like it is some big secret that pagers are involved.

      They are not doing that. In fact, there are several pages on their website where they specifically call out that they are using existing pager technology. The first example that comes to mind is the main 'Technology' page where they say
      This platform takes advantage of existing long-range (pager networks, 2.5G, SMS), as well as emerging short-range (Bluetooth, 802.11) connectivity standards.

      The second example is probably the one more interesting to Slashdot readers. On one of the developer support pages there are bunch of helpful links, including one to a PDF of old schematics that says
      These are the schematics to our "orb classic" which used an external pager. The orb we currently sell has the pager unit internal to the orb.

      Also, you say that you may end up worth a worthless piece of junk one day if you don't hack it. Well, they sell serial interfaces so you can do custom programming (again, see developer support). The existing orb doesn't use SMS, Bluetooth, or 802.11, but those technologies aren't going anywhere anytime soon so future devices will have an ever longer lifespan. (I'm sure you know that pager networks cover much larger areas that cell phones, and that many parts of the world still use pagers more than cell phones too)

      No, I do not work for this company. Yes, I do own an Orb.
  87. handy by cafuego · · Score: 1

    ... every colourblind person would want one!

  88. the executive dashboard ?!?1 by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    is that because executives are too stupid to process real data and like things boiled down to meaningless colors ?! Seems much like the power point to management level ratio. I can literally gauge the management level of a presentation based on the number of colors and type of power point (ie moron displays) The prettier the page, the higher up the management... If presented it in flow charts with lots of colors I could sell our management on anything. Use a digital projector and put it in 3d and you can add 5 million to the budget of any project :)

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  89. Been There Done That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't this already exist? http://www.brookstone.com/shop/product.asp?product _code=373159&world_code=100&category_code=61&subca tegory_code=684&search_type=subcategory

  90. DIY square orb by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

    Then again, all you need to do is write software that will display a single color in fullscreen mode reacting to the information you want it to.

    It's doable in three lines of VB.

  91. Had to say it by Noxx · · Score: 1

    I have a digital version of this! Let's see... right now it says "Outlook not so good." Now it says, "Try again later."

    Ask it about Exchange Server next...

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  92. Calm Technology research from PARC by jukervin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    see http://www.ubiq.com/weiser/calmtech/calmtech.htm

    This seems similar to Calm Technology research done at Xerox PARC. The research was/is about "engaging both the center and the periphery of our attention and moving back and forth between the two. Ordinarily when driving our attention is centered on the road, the radio, our passenger, but not the noise of the engine. But an unusual noise is noticed immediately, showing that we were attuned to the noise in the periphery, and could come quickly to attend to it."

    They designed a Dangling String to "visualise" network traffic:

    "Bits flowing through the wires of a computer network are ordinarily invisible. But a radically new tool shows those bits through motion, sound, and even touch. It communicates both light and heavy network traffic. Its output is so beautifully integrated with human information processing that one does not even need to be looking at it or near it to take advantage of its peripheral clues. It takes no space on your existing computer screen, and in fact does not use or contain a computer at all. It uses no software, only a few dollars in hardware, and can be shared by many people at the same time. It is called the "Dangling String".

    Created by artist Natalie Jeremijenko, the "Dangling String" is an 8 foot piece of plastic spaghetti that hangs from a small electric motor mounted in the ceiling. The motor is electrically connected to a nearby Ethernet cable, so that each bit of information that goes past causes a tiny twitch of the motor. A very busy network causes a madly whirling string with a characteristic noise; a quiet network causes only a small twitch every few seconds. Placed in an unused corner of a hallway, the long string is visible and audible from many offices without being obtrusive. It is fun and useful. The Dangling String meets a key challenge in technology design for the next decade: how to create calm technology."

    from Designing Calm Technology by Mark Weiser and John Seely Brown, Xerox PARC, December 21, 1995
    http://www.ubiq.com/weiser/calmtech/calmtech .htm

    1. Re:Calm Technology research from PARC by licem · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is.. notice that John Seely Brown of calm computing and Parc fame, is an advisor.

  93. I wanna hear, not see by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Having to look at a display is an active process that I may fail to do if I'm busy with something else. I want to hear analog data.

    Sorry, I'm just reminiscing about the old days when I had a micro with some of the address lines insufficiently isolated from the speaker so I could actually hear how busy the CPU was. Just a low level hum but enough to signal when your code was caught in a loop and far more informative that a CPU meter because in a crude way you could actually hear the structure of the kinds of loops being executed. Maybe I should write something like this myself but I'm not sure how to poll the state of the PC register, say, under any modern OS. Each process could have a sound channel - proportional in volume to the CPU time it's using - and I'd be instantly alerted any time something weird was going on.

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    1. Re:I wanna hear, not see by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
  94. Ambient even helps you by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    You don't even need to think too hard, since Ambient actually tells you how, to build your own, on their developer page. They are probably guessing that most people would rather spend their money on a solution that doesn't require a soldering iron, so they don't mind sharing the details.

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    1. Re:Ambient even helps you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, and the story submitter, had the, same, English teacher, didn't, you?

      No offense is intended. It's just that when I'm reading, I really do "read" a pause when I see a comma. That makes it the only grammar mistake I can't just ignore. That first sentence of yours doesn't need any of those commas at all.

    2. Re:Ambient even helps you by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      I was taught that optional information should be added between commas, on the condition that the conversation maintains it flow, with or without the text between the commas.

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    3. Re:Ambient even helps you by artg · · Score: 1

      Some of these would save you having to build the case - always the most difficult part for softies.

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/5ed1 /

  95. I have a great analogue indicator by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1


    A bottle of beer!

    If there's a chilled out eveing imminent there's a bottle of beer on the table. What's really cool is that its beer coloured. With so many colours of beer available, I never get tired of it.

    If I'm warm inside and feeling better the bottle is empty. An empty bottle is a really good indicator that I need to visit the cupboard and get another one.

    If theres no bottle of beer, its probably going to be a long dry evening.

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  96. Terror Alert Level by rupert2000 · · Score: 1


    This is perfect for helping me keep track of Ashcroft's current terrorism alert level!!!

  97. "ambient" observation of Unix processes by john_heidemann · · Score: 1

    See lavaps
    for an example applying this concept to track processes (CPU consumption and memory usage) on a Unix system.

    Of course, 8 years ago when Mark Weiser did this, he called it "calm" technology.

  98. Re:DIY Solution: Real one by digitalsushi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know nothing about tcp/ip, but my electronics and basic are pretty good...

    I know nothing about electronics or class, but my tcp/ip is pretty good --

    but my own link is the best way to sum up how I wasted my Christmas bonus. After dropping wish.sourceforge.net and a fig newton firecracker x10 adapter, I can safely say my analog solution to digital alerts is as wasteful as I could muster this winter.

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  99. Tommorow's most IT request.... by msoftsucks · · Score: 1

    Comment heard from PHB to IT: I need you to supply me with one of these because I can't do my job without it!!

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  100. Old hat, prior art, etc. by glenebob · · Score: 1

    I've had one of these sort of things for years.

    It's a porn-o-meter. It tells me how good the porn is I happen to be looking at at any given time.

    It's in my pants.

  101. How Long Before... by Flamingcheeze · · Score: 1
    ... case modders use these things to monitor CPU and case temps? ;)

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  102. Reminds me of the NewsCatcher by pestie · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I see these things eventually ending up in the same box of junk as the NewsCatcher I bought back in 1996 or 1997. For those of you who don't remember, these were a flash-in-the-pan whiz-bang pyramid-shaped device that plugged into a free serial port and received little news bits over a nationwide pager network. The software would then pop up little news items from time to time so you could feel like you were plugged into the pulse of the world. For some reason I was obsessed with owning one of these back then and spent $99 on one. What the hell was I thinking?

  103. The info pyramid by BrK · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember that funny info pyramid thing from about 1995 or so? It also received data over a pager network and conected to your PC via a serial port. I had one, but the reception always sucked, and the info was usually mediocre at best.

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  104. Not quite by dubl-u · · Score: 1

    No, but if you get your wife to use an on-line menstrual calendar, you can have the Orb match it. It'd be your own personal color-coded terror alert level system.

  105. I demo'd this publicly in April 2001 by leighklotz · · Score: 1

    I built an analog remote control computer display meter in April 2001 and demonstrated it publicly: here.
    The file date on the oldest version of the index.html.old file is April 21, 2001.

  106. There's a camera inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a remote controlled camera inside the orb. It's used to spy on unsuspecting morons who purchase a glowing ball to see when the stock market is up or down. BTW, is that really helpful? If orb is glowing red to signify the market is down, how do I know how much it went down? And why wouldn't I prefer to see the actual number instead of a vague color? My first instinct would be to go to my computer to see the actual number of points it's down.Which is why if you walk down the hall of a stock trading firm, you see monitors with numbers, not a blue screen (trying real hard to avoid obvious windows joke here...)It seems to me this type of display works better with things that can't easily be described by a numeric value. The weather is a perfect example. Displaying a certain color when it's going to get cold and rain makes sense.

  107. Too bad if you are color-blind. by Axe · · Score: 1

    How would they sell this past ADA (American With Disabilities Act)? You can not code something ONLY with color.

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    1. Re:Too bad if you are color-blind. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Wow! Only Americans are disabled! if that isnt good news... The guy I saw in a wheelchair over here must have been an illusion.

      But besides that, of course you can sell something that codes information entirely in colors, when it's just a recoding of some other information channel used as additional information channel.

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    2. Re:Too bad if you are color-blind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm coding something right now only with color. How do you plan to stop me?

  108. Terrorist threat level! by kgbkgb · · Score: 1

    I bet you could use these to assess terrorist threat levels! There would be a different color depending on how likely it is to be attacked by a terrorist!!

    Oh wait...

    1. Re:Terrorist threat level! by x-caiver · · Score: 1

      I think you were making a joke... but... you weren't!

      Ambient has a channel (one of the ~10 free ones) called 'Homeland Security'. The color map is solid green, blue, yellow, orange, red (no gradients between them) just like the official 'Homeland Security Advisory System'.
      This channel doesn't map the orb pulsing to anything - it may have been a bit more interesting of a channel if you could map the pulse to indicate whether an actual 'event' is occuring.

  109. A great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we need is a map connected to a business news site that highlights the country your job has just been sent to! Then gives a crash course in the language that you will need to speak to train your replacement. It would be huge, we could even outsource the development.

  110. Bingo! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

    And thank you for noticing. Maybe I need more smilies....

  111. use of color by tobes · · Score: 1

    One thing I'm doing on Musicmobs is highlighting artist names in a big block of text when the artist matches one that you listen to (if you are logged in). The effect is, that when you look at someone's page you can pretty much tell right away if they listen to the same music as you.

    You can also get a quick idea of how similar their taste is by the position of the color in the block. It's a good way to display multiple pieces of relevant information in the same spot when you are tight on gui real estate.

  112. Can't this be done with software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually do monitor several numbers available at sites on the internet--by just looking at them occasionally.

    I'm not a web programmer but isn't it feasible to write code that will periodically monitor different numbers on different web sites and, say, write them to a disk file.

    Reading that file and displaying the numbers or as a marker on a dial, or as a color indicator would be trivial. The hard part is gathering the info from scattered locations on the web -- right?

  113. MODUP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuckin hilarious!

  114. A solution with a TDA8444 chip by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

    Get some analog voltmeters. Get an I2C DAC chip, eg. a TDA8444 (which is a set of 8 6-bit DACs). Connect the SCL and SDA lines to the serial (after voltage-limiting to TTL levels, eg. with resistor and a Zener diode) or parallel port. Send output voltages of the DACs by bit-banging the I2C lines. Optionally put output drivers on the outputs, if the voltmeters eat too much, or if you want to drive eg. banks of red, green, and blue LEDs. You can stack several TDA8444s together on the same bus, and drive not only the voltmeters, but also the LEDs that backlight them, so the dial can show the actual stock market value, while the backlight hue is red for fall, green for rise, and yellow for stagnant. Or you can just switch the LEDs on-off, and use a suitable I2C-to-8bit expander.

    With a microcontroller and eg. a Radiotronix Wi.232 wireless module you can even have it wirelessly connected to the computer that feeds it with the data.

    If you want to be really Ambient, you may improvise the swappable faceplates with some kind of encoding what ones are placed on (which may be as simple as a set of microswitches against pins or holes in the back of the faceplates, with the number of the plate BCD-encoded; many other options possible).

    1. Re:A solution with a TDA8444 chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh these electronics folks. So helpful and full of information.

  115. Correct link by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

    The correct link to the developer pages is http://www.ambientdevices.com/developer/

  116. Typical Response by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    Please know that I enjoy reading Slashdot comments and I feel richer for my time spent in this "community". However, I have to say that the reactions in this thread seem like a typical Slashdot response to anything that:

    a) Makes technology more accessible
    b) is elegantly designed
    AND
    c) costs more than fifty cents

    While it's true that these are costly toys who's functions could be duplicated with a computer, a monitor, and a WiFi connection, that misses the point. The technology here is not revolutionary, but the idea is interesting and hints at an entire area of Internet applications that is still in its infancy.

    The value of information is largely dependent on it's context and it's accessibility. As the Internet slowly but surely insinuates itself into all facets of our lives, I predict that these simple, yet elegant, gadgets are only the first glimmerings of the Internet's "Flesh Made Real".

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  117. The real issue is . . . by shrinkwrap · · Score: 1
    . . . knowing that one must extract "meaning" from data if it is ever to be of any use. We use our visualization tools all the time to do this, but finding "meaning" is usually more difficult than putting a "pretty face" on the data.

    Fold in the fact that a "model" (whether of the stock market, a social situation, or a scientific simulation) does nothing more than capture that small part of reality we're interested in, and finding "meaning" becomes even more difficult.

    And on top of that, add that one person's garbage is another person's data ... and vice versa.

    This company's solution isn't my cup of tea, but at least they are trying to address the problem.

  118. Clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoopee.

    I made a clock like this. 3 meters, one shows hours, the next minutes, then seconds. Microcontroller driven. Looks almost like theirs. Hell, even the panel backs can be changed.

    Not my idea, I just copied from somewhere else.

    Then I made another one with 2 meters that showed temperature & humidity.

    Anlog meters are bloody expensive by the way. Especially cool big ones. Yay for surplus.

  119. It must've been a Michigan thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We also had one in Flint, MI. when I was growing up. It was part of Citizen's Bank's advertising and a Flint landmark for years. I used to be able to see it from my front yard (on Wolcott St.) through the 'Eighties. I think it was put-up in the 'Fifties.

    Its poem was as follows:

    "When the Weather Ball is red,
    Higher temperatures ahead.
    When the Weather Ball is blue,
    Lower temeratures are due.
    A yellow light in the Weather Ball,
    Means there'll be no change at all.
    And when the colors blink in agitation,
    There's going to be percipitation."

    I miss the weather ball. Accurate or not, it was a great part of my childhood.

  120. We like our Orb by mahlen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My development group at Shopping.com uses an Ambient Orb to reflect the status of the hourly build/test cycle. Even though the continuous build process sends out email and has a web page to indicate what the status is, it's still nice to have a physical artifact of the system, and certainly hammers home that The Build Must Keep Working. When you look at it and it's green, you feel just a little bit OK, and when it's red, you get a little anxious, and really want to make sure it gets fixed.

    I only wish that the Orb was more responsive to the data we send it; occasionally it can take 20 minutes for it to update. But overall, we like it. Do not anger the Orb!

    mahlen

  121. dumb display by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Doesn't someone sell a $40 LCD display that just shows data set across a USB cable? Maybe just a dome with a circular band of LEDs, with a marquee? Then the SW can set the display data, like sending the digits for the current time every minute.

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  122. Reminds me of ... by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    Once on a trip to New York City with my old girlfriend, she said "Oh, no, it's going to rain tomorrow."
    Since it was a perfectly clear day, I asked her why she thought so. She pointed up to a big red umbrella symbol on the side of a building.
    "Um, no... that's the Travelers Life Insurance building..."

    When I moved to Japan, I saw a lot of the umbrella mark as a weather forecast display and understood her confusion...

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  123. Same thing in Toronto by BSDevil · · Score: 1

    We have a similar thing in Toronto - although I'm not sure if it has a name. It's a rectangular lantern-ish thing on top of a spire on the old Canada Life (I think) building, just north of Queen street at University. It's either red or green, and flashes in various patterns which altert the savvy viewer to the weather.

    Except that no one I've ever met knows how to interpret it. Any ideas?

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  124. How about by AtlanticGiraffe · · Score: 1

    thread.sensible != true

  125. Not so sure this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never really bought into the whole analog display thing. Digital displays, i.e.; the alphabet, are symbolic languages that are intuitive to most people. If you need higher information density, eventually you'll wind up with a row of lights with a label for each one. Also, the relativeness of the display is bothersome - is turqois up 3.5% or 4.0%?

  126. Re:DIY Solution: Real one by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > but my own link is the best way to sum up how I wasted my Christmas bonus.

    Must be a little bonus just for a small brass lantern...

  127. Unfortunately, it's really not that new of an idea by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2, Informative



    ..Believe me...I should know. :) I published a paper on the subject back in '97. It's not a new idea by any stretch.

    Anyway, Color-reactivity has been around for ages. Even within the scope of involving computers in one form or another.. There are two examples that i'm aware of, both were implemented w/ early 60's technology:

    1) I wish I could remember the name. It was basically a computer-controlled art exhibit. They set aside a room in an art gallery with an old IBM 704, rigged the room up with motion sensors and microphones, and used the input levels to drive color wheels and light projectors... So if the gallery was quiet, the walls and all the stuff hanging from the ceiling would turn deep blue and move slowly. If there were alot of people visiting the gallery, the color of the room would turn more pink and yellow. If there was alot of chatter going on inside the gallery, with people talking to eachother, the more psychedelic the room became.

    2) There used to be a device back in the early-mid 60's called an Audiovox, if i'm not mistaken...The Audiovox was just a simple amplifier with three colored lights on the front.... Red, Yellow,and Green. It was used to help deaf children learn how to modulate their speech, based upon the feedback the lights produced.... If the lights flickered red, the user would know that their pronunciation was way off. By trying to make (and keep) the green light as solid as possible, deaf children could refine their speech without necessarrily knowing what it sounded like. Neat stuff..

    Anyway. Not a new idea. Not even when I had written about it.

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  128. in pittsburgh, 2... by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    the top of the gulf bldg used 2 light up in colors according 2 the weather...dunno how long ago or if it's still...

  129. The letters M, I, and T go a long way by VinceTronics · · Score: 1

    Ambient is another company just like Color Kinetics that is using their MIT pedigree to make their simple technology seem a lot cooler than it actually is, and charge accordingly. Ambient puts hobbyist-class devices in IDEO-class packages and calls them "revolutionary" products, while Color Kinetics attempts to convince us that mixing RGB LEDs using pulse-width modulation is somehow worthy of a patent (their patents actually cover a theater lighting networking protocol). If only I had a Brass Rat on my ring finger, perhaps I could sell you a nifty color-changing doohickey for hundreds of dollars!

  130. Re:DIY Solution: Real one by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    heh.

    the traffic light was actually only 85 bucks including shipping. i spent the rest driving home from the company party!

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  131. A DIY Step by Step... by Nerftoe · · Score: 1

    Here is a good step by step showing how to make your own. Very cool.