It is now official - Voters everywhere have confirmed: The Howard Dean campaign is dying
Yet another
crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when voters
everywhere confirmed that Howard Dean
accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the
latest primaries and caucuses which plainly state that the Howard Dean
campaign has lost more vote share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray,
as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead second in the recent New Hampshire primary.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The
hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future.
In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are
looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote
share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign
manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in
ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on
Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore
about 1.00 - (.38 +.32 +.16 +.11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on,
Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt,
Wesley Clark, and Joe Lieberman who sell another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt,
Wesley Clark, and Joe Lieberman campaigns are also dead, their voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick
and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will
be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
The Howard Dean Campaign, which is dead, supports the Neo Trolling Group!
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It is now official - Voters in 7 states have confirmed: The Howard Dean campaign is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent polls confirmed that Howard Dean
accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the
latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray,
as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The
hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future.
In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are
looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote
share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in
ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on
Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore
about 1.00 - (.38 +.32 +.16 +.11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on,
Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick
and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will
be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
I want to take this opportunity to announce that I have gone from a part-time AC troll to a logged-in troll with a separate account. This was not an easy decision for me, but I felt I had seen enough and it was just time to do this.
I want to thank all the trolls who have come before me. You are my inspiration. Your efforts and pioneering spirit made this easier for me. The wittiness of your original trolls was an inspiration, especially compared to the mindless nonsense that is routinely posted here (and modded up). Obviously I can take no credit for the above *BSD is dying clone troll; I don't know who the gifted author of the original is, but I thank you too.
I claim no affiliation with or preference for any established trolling organization, but I thank all you guys for keeping it real.
All right. I'm out. Maybe I'll catch you guys later.
It is now official - Voters in 7 states have confirmed: The Howard Dean campaign is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent primaries & caucuses confirmed that Howard Dean
accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the
latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray,
as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The
hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future.
In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are
looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote
share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in
ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on
Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore
about 1.00 - (.38 +.32 +.16 +.11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on,
Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick
and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will
be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when voters everywhere confirmed that Howard Dean accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the latest primaries and caucuses which plainly state that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead second in the recent New Hampshire primary.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore about 1.00 - (.38 + .32 + .16 + .11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on, Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt, Wesley Clark, and Joe Lieberman who sell another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt, Wesley Clark, and Joe Lieberman campaigns are also dead, their voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
Fact: The Howard Dean campaign is dead
-r
The Howard Dean Campaign, which is dead, supports the Neo Trolling Group!
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent polls confirmed that Howard Dean accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore about 1.00 - (.38 + .32 + .16 + .11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on, Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
Fact: The Howard Dean campaign is dead
-r
I want to thank all the trolls who have come before me. You are my inspiration. Your efforts and pioneering spirit made this easier for me. The wittiness of your original trolls was an inspiration, especially compared to the mindless nonsense that is routinely posted here (and modded up). Obviously I can take no credit for the above *BSD is dying clone troll; I don't know who the gifted author of the original is, but I thank you too.
I claim no affiliation with or preference for any established trolling organization, but I thank all you guys for keeping it real.
All right. I'm out. Maybe I'll catch you guys later.
-r
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent primaries & caucuses confirmed that Howard Dean accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.
You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore about 1.00 - (.38 + .32 + .16 + .11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of
Howard Dean votes in Iowa.
Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on, Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.
All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.
Fact: The Howard Dean campaign is dead
-r