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Darl Goes to Harvard

colinmc151 writes "Both Groklaw and Internet News are reporting on the visit made to Harvard University by Darl McBride, SCO president and CEO, and Chris Sontag SCO senior vice president. Darl and Chris made a presentation titled 'Defending Intellectual Property Rights in a Digital Age'. One protester gave out copies of Linux to all that attended. Bottom line SCO plans to carry on with the lawsuits. Best line was one student who when Darl asked if he was impacted by MyDoom.A e-mail virus answered 'No, I use Linux'." One MIT student has a write-up of the event as well...

425 comments

  1. Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by __aavhli5779 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Erica's question (the second to last, as McBride claimed "that girl really wants to ask a question") was "You've said you like the GPL, that you distribute GPL products, and that people should be able to contribute however they want. Why then did you claim in December that you believe the GPL violates the constitution, and US patent and trademark law?"

    McBride's response was essentially "look, over there, something shiny! next question!"


    Seems like the MIT students did a nice job putting him on the spot, but it's obvious that ol' Darl is pretty adept at deflecting any criticism or challenging questions and changing the subject when he finds the current one uncomfortable.

    What will it take to get him to address all the contradictory statements and lies that he and his cohorts seem to spout at every opportunity?

    Perhaps it's time to try to get that court date pushed up :)
    1. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd agree more strongly with your point if they'd mentioned what he actually said instead of describing how silly they think he is.

    2. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by JohnLi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand why they paraphrased McBride's comments? Why give a full quote of the question and then joke about the answer? Seems to make a serious discusion in an intimate setting look a bit high school.
      Sorry.

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    3. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's obvious that ol' Darl is pretty adept at deflecting any criticism or challenging questions and changing the subject when he finds the current one uncomfortable.

      Maybe he's just gearing up to run for President.

    4. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by webtre · · Score: 0
      "He discusses MyDoom, and also evidently someone on slashdot who posted his home address and phone number, resulting in a DDOS of his house during the superbowl (Why the president of a technology company didn't think to unplug the phone is beyond me)." - from http://web.mit.edu/jonas/www/faim/ , the link given in the story

      Whoever did that was a fucking genious! Props to whoever it was. I never thought of doing something like that as DDoS, but then again, I have never been involved in such activities. Let's just continue to make Darl mad, that way he's more likely to mess up (kind of like an agry gorilla).

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      litigious bastards
      suck it sco!
    5. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
      Maybe he's just gearing up to run for President.
      We will go on to IBM; then we're going on to Novell then on to Finland to take back UNIX! YEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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    6. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

      Probably because like most executives his answers were very long winded and only barely touched on the question at hand.

    7. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 4, Funny

      they can't you see. darl's comments belong to sco and are part of sco's ip portfolio

      darl's ass, however, belongs to ibm

      --
      vodka, straight up, thank you!
    8. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "We will go on to IBM; then we're going on to Novell then on to Finland to take back UNIX! YEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"

      Linux does not belong to Rush Limbaugh!

      Not trying to make a +3 funny meaningless pop culture reference. Just interesting how similar Darl and Dean are sometimes. Heh.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by LargeMythicalReptile · · Score: 5, Informative
      I don't understand why they paraphrased McBride's comments? Why give a full quote of the question and then joke about the answer?
      (I'm not the author of the review, but I was at the talk)
      His answer to that particular answer was quite evasive and not particularly memorable--something along the lines of "We support the rights of authors to distribute their works, for free if they so choose." He did not at all address how this squares with the statement he made in December that the GPL is unconstitutional, which is, of course, what the student actually asked.
    10. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by originalTMAN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and thats a valid reason to mock and paraphrase his argument? If he's actually wrong what harm could it do to report his full rebuttal? Those are not the markings of mature debate.

    11. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by myrdred · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously, because Darl's comments are the IP of SCO. If they were to quote them, Darl would make them pay a $699 fee for the use of SCO's IP. Therefore, they were paraphrased.

    12. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by UU7 · · Score: 1

      "something along the lines of"
      see, that's the problem ....

    13. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Stop complaining, dude. Go look up the text and post it yourself. Add to the thread or hush up. There's no point in being Mr. Prissy Picky Pants.

    14. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you had to sit and listen to Darl blather for an hour, would you memorize everything he said? Would you be able to remember it at all, or would your mind reject it outright?

      I can just see those poor Harvard kids crawling to the nearest bar: "AAAARGH! Must... clean... brain! Hours... of... bullshit!"

    15. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, maybe because they can't remember them verbatim and didn't think to bring a tape recorder?

    16. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It went something like:
      ...I know he seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. The defense rests."

      --
      ymmv
    17. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by originalTMAN · · Score: 1

      I just asked why it was OK to essentially censor one man's comments in an open debate. You reply by calling me "Prissy Picky Pants". I'm glad you feel you've contributed to the conversation more than I have. As to looking up the text; I have. I don't see a transcipt. If you have it why don't you post it?

    18. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I liked his talk and I think he made alot of sense. But of course im not a linux zealot or advocate so maybe its just what Im hearing personally I have no more respect for Groklaw. They have turned into a zealotry and advocate site and most of their " findings" are questionable anyway. Its more of a he said she said case and this case will have to go to court to decide who is right.

    19. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Care to provide *any* evidence that Groklaw's findings are questionable? I didn't think so.

    20. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by sYn+pHrEAk · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's just gearing up to run for President.

      Of course not. He's going for Governor of California.

    21. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      You mean mostly insane?

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    22. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Say "please" :)

    23. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, laughed coffee up my nose on that one. Is there such a thing as a /.snort?

    24. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot must really add a +1 Hilarious modifier!

      ROFLMAO!

    25. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From the MIT summary it was noted that at least some elements of SCO read /., it should be no suprise then that some of them astroturf as ACs here.

      I'm not suprised one bit that within every SCO thread here there is someone saying such silly things. If anything, I would be much more suprised if there were none.

      And luckily, even the densest of mods seem to know this and I've not seen anything that bad above +2 yet.

      --

      Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
    26. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by whittrash · · Score: 1

      Yah, but his soul belongs to the devil.

    27. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by xYoni69x · · Score: 1

      For anyone who is not yet aware, this is a reference to South Park season 2 episode 14 (Ctrl-F "Chewbacca", or better - watch the episode).

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    28. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by DJ_Tricks · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      oh you mean the Mi$$ Redman up northwest?

      man its funny when the M$ mafia's hitmen always mess up. dont forget before the SCO started there offensive microsoft bought a licsense and also gave them money as another thing.

      later M$ gave them more money for more licenses while they were near broken after the 3rd month in the total of almost 2 million

      --
      "to be like god we make our own dolls to play with, but what does that make us, but dolls for god to play with?" Ikari,
    29. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said basically that they're ok with individual users using the GPL, but it's not ok for Operating Systems that include other people's IP.

      yeah, I know...

    30. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the MIT students did a nice job putting him on the spot, but it's obvious that ol' Darl is pretty adept at deflecting any criticism or challenging questions and changing the subject when he finds the current one uncomfortable.

      Sounds like it's never a good idea to play Q and A at a university (Rosen at Oxford University.

    31. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The / in /. would be more accurate if it leaned to the left.

      I always find it terrifying to see what can count as left-leaning in the USA.
    32. Re:Oh Darl, when will you ever learn? by myconaut · · Score: 1

      dunno if this has already been pointed out, but this whole webcast is available thru bittorrent for your viewing pleasure here

  2. There's one student... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...who will see his tuition go up by $699 next year. ;)

    1. Re:There's one student... by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      depends on the distro and their indemnification clause.

      i just bought red hat el es not three hours ago... and the eula had an indemnification clause in it. at least i'm getting something for my $349.

    2. Re:There's one student... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At Harvard, I doubt a $699 increase would even be noticed =P

  3. Yes indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A beautiful reply if there ever was one.

  4. Not a bad idea by phaetonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go to Harvard, spread FUD, gain support from future investors/business people and hope they support SCO in the future, if SCO is still around.

    1. Re:Not a bad idea by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Go to Harvard, spread FUD, gain support from future investors/business people and hope they support SCO in the future, if SCO is still around.

      I never bought any SCO products and after the childish behavior they've displayed in handling this situation, I never will. If by some miracle they're given the power to decide on the fate of Linux I will wipe every system I have and put FreeBSD on it. SCO will never receive one nickel from me or any company I support.

    2. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure he was feeling the love up in Harvard.

    3. Re:Not a bad idea by chadm1967 · · Score: 0

      It doesn't look like they've gained any future support.

    4. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they really want your money anymore. They're getting enough from Microsoft and investors pumping up the stock.

  5. What kind of students were they? by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Law or CS students? Either way, he should've been laughed off stage.

    Maybe he was speaking to fashion merchandising students (it is a nice suit, after all).

    1. Re:What kind of students were they? by LargeMythicalReptile · · Score: 5, Informative
      Law or CS students? Either way, he should've been laughed off stage.
      Speaking as one of the students there, I'd say there was a good mix of both. I went with a group of friends from MIT, all of whom were CS or related fields. We sat in front of two former-techie-turned-BU-law students and a non-student geek. However, not surprisingly, there were a significant number of Harvard law students there as well.

      As for being laughed off the stage, I don't think anyone in the audience really bought SCO's claims. The audience was realistically fairly polite, but unsympathetic--no one was outright laughing at him, but no one agreed with him either.

      As for the presentation itself, at its core, Darl seemed to say a few reasonable things--they claim ownership of a certain body of IP and that IBM distributed that IP illegally. Both of those claims are under contention, but he stated that that's for the courts to decide. This, to me, seems perfectly reasonable--I may not agree that SCO has a case, but they obviously think they do, and the courts are the proper forum to determine this.

      If it were just the contract dispute, I don't think there would be this violent reaction against SCO. It's all the FUD that comes with it--from "The GPL is unconstitutional" to "Linux gives computing infrastructure to terrorists, cyber- and otherwise"--that is causing the problem. We told Darl as much after the talk (no matter what you think of the man, it was cool to have the opportunity to talk with him face-to-face), and he seemed somewhat receptive to the fact that we're not all IP-hating copyright-hating hippies, we just don't like the FUD. Frankly, I don't think anything will come of that--it's too late to retract the many things that have been said, and PR will probably keep him on the same path--but there was a glimmer of hope, at least.

    2. Re:What kind of students were they? by lambadomy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know, I think that this is mixed in with the on-going backlash against corporate litigation, ridiculous patents, and CEO compensation. People feel that SCO has no case, and that while the courts may be the place to sort it out, if SCO loses and the lawsuit is shown to be ridiculous absolutely nothing will happen to the architects of the lawsuit. Darl will make a lot of money, all for playing with the law. This is a nation steeped in the mantra of accountability, regardless of recent flirtations with "political correctness", but in cases like these it is hard to see. There is a real fear that even if/when Darl and SCO lose, they will have won, and that any company can take a similar nothing-to-lose roll of the dice with other peoples money.

    3. Re:What kind of students were they? by rocketfairy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were Business School students, standing in awe of Darl's brilliantly successful stock scam.

    4. Re:What kind of students were they? by jefe7777 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      from reading this page:

      http://web.mit.edu/jonas/www/faim/

      here's a choice quote that is very important to me:

      "This isn't a group of crazy commie hippies who want to destroy their business model(SCO's), but rather, we're engineers and scientists (and law students) who recognize that they may have a valid claim, but tune them out when they(SCO) make irrational statements."

      and SCO sure does make a LOT of those irrational comments eh?

      SCO _is_ irrational. And if we can keep discrediting them with calm cool logic, and not froth at the mouth, we'll make headway.

      Awesome job guys! You guys are role models on how to handle FUD.

    5. Re:What kind of students were they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      they claim ownership of a certain body of IP and that IBM distributed that IP illegally.

      OK, so why don't they tell IBM what that 'body of IP' is?

      I may not agree that SCO has a case, but they obviously think they do, and the courts are the proper forum to determine this.

      Actually, SCO doesn't believe they have a case either, which is why they fought tooth-and-nail to delay discovery, and in the end still didn't provide what they were required.

      I certiainly wouldn't call this 'reasonable'.

    6. Re:What kind of students were they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What kind of students were they?

      Most likely "rich" and "white", since this is Harvard we're talking about.

    7. Re:What kind of students were they? by abe+ferlman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, let's be clear, there will be a loser: Microsoft. They're obviously behind this for two reasons:

      1. The bulk of SCO's funding since the beginning of the lawsuit has been from Microsoft
      2. Microsoft has softened their public FUD about linux. They're trying to let someone else play bad cop because they know when they criticize linux unfairly it makes others jump to the defense of linux AND blame Microsoft- when someone else does it for them, the first still happens but the second does not.

      It's obvious to informed observers, but not to the press.

      The winner so far seems to have been Novell though - people are beginning to see that they are being unfairly maligned, their stock has been climbing like gangbusters.

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    8. Re:What kind of students were they? by Gubbe · · Score: 1
      Frankly, I don't think anything will come of that--it's too late to retract the many things that have been said, and PR will probably keep him on the same path--but there was a glimmer of hope, at least.
      McBride was seduced by the dark side ages ago. Many say that he has been consumed by the darkness completely and has no hope of turning back.

      Yet, if what you say is true, if there is only a flicker of light left inside him, just a glimmer of hope as you say, maybe, just maybe, it is still possible to show Darth McBride the true meaning of the jedi code and to bring him back. To return him to the light side.

      Go, young padawan. You must face the Dark Lord for one last time to see if there is a chance he could be shown the path of light again.

      Go. It is your destiny.
    9. Re:What kind of students were they? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Informative

      No! it is not the FUD that really tans my hide. It is the blatant heavy handed attempt to hijacking a large body of work, developed by others, as their own.

      He is quite aware that no SCO IP resides in Linux. This man is a thief or at best a con man.

    10. Re:What kind of students were they? by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      I believe elementary is a prerequisite for Harvard.

    11. Re:What kind of students were they? by danila · · Score: 1

      Don't you think Darl has some experience addressing different audiences? It is to be expected that he would try to win friends by behaving in the way optimal for this specific group of people. When his comments are addressed to CEOs and COOs, he spreads FUD about Linux, when he talks to the general public or politicians, he claims GPL is unconstitutional. When he speaks to law and CS students in Harward, he is pushed into making only safe and reasonable comments. Thus he makes an impression of a reasonable man.

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    12. Re:What kind of students were they? by Makarakalax · · Score: 2, Informative
      They're obviously behind this for two reasons: ..

      2. Microsoft has softened their public FUD about linux. They're trying to let someone else play bad cop because they know when they criticize linux unfairly it makes others jump to the defense of linux AND blame Microsoft- when someone else does it for them, the first still happens but the second does not.


      While it is true that MS have stopped piping on their anti-Linux horn quite so much since SCO have been up to their mischief, it could of course be because they recognised that SCO were doing a better job than they were, and of course that the backlash would not be aimed at Redmond.

      That is, MS didn't necessarily pay for SCO's fud, they just recognised a good wave to ride when it came by.

      Naturally I don't believe that though, after all they did pay SCO millions of dollars for a "license". I think they saw an opportunity and took it.
    13. Re:What kind of students were they? by krumms · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I think that this is mixed in with the on-going backlash against corporate litigation, ridiculous patents, and CEO compensation.

      Woah ... I just read that as "ridiculous pants" and wondered how I managed to miss the pic of Darl in bright red suspenders.

      Wait, wait, this is starting to sound like one of my dreams ... quickly, I need tissues and some hot wax!

    14. Re:What kind of students were they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Darl et al, are nothing more than common thieves, who, unfortunately, have sufficient funds, and happen to be in a country with an idiotic legal system, to continue this sham ad infinitum. Darl, his ilk, etc. are just a white collar version of your basic steal/kidnap and extort criminal. But if you have enough bucks, you can instead claim that what you have stolen, has belonged to you all along! (until you are paid your ransom of $699, $3 billion, whatever)

    15. Re:What kind of students were they? by Dalcius · · Score: 2, Informative

      I disagree with a line in the writeup [1] related to what you're saying [2]:

      1. "Darl repeatedly returned to the issue of their IP being in linux, which I think is a very very valid point. ... He looked taken aback -- the people, who came with such a strong set of opinions against SCO, were saying that they agreed with the root of their case... But the message was getting lost amongst all their constant BS."

      2. "he seemed somewhat receptive to the fact that we're not all IP-hating copyright-hating hippies, we just don't like the FUD"

      Meeting someone in person, especially one who is good at politics, helps you see their frame of reference -- or the one they project anyway. This will often lead to the perception that someone is less crazy than they seem. The two quotes above, to me, imply that SCO might have a point and Darl is honestly trying to win this case, that this is a serious matter to him.

      Sorry if my implications are putting words in the mouths of the writers, but I'd like to point out a few things.

      1) SCO hasn't shown any valid proof, even in court, as of yet.

      2) Most of the that has been shown publicly has been shown to be public domain.

      3) SCO is asking IBM to open their code for comparison... but SCO has their own code as well as Linux's. This is about code in Linux, not AIX mind you. They're asking IBM to prove their case for them while refusing to show any of the proof they've been ranting about for the better part of a year.

      4) It's quite arguable that suing IBM for $3 billion is a joke.

      5) SCO released Linux under the GPL, even after the case had been filed. This is contradictory to their "GPL is unconstitutional, etc." claim. Either the GPL is valid and their IP is OSS or it is invalid and they're violating copyright.

      6) Verbal, contradicting comments saying A) This is about contract, end users are fine/We're going to sue people using Linux, B) Linux is "counter-cultural"/We use and sell Linux, it's great. They haven't even stuck with a transition here, they keep going back and forth.

      7) SCO is selling licenses for IP but they refuse to tell you what IP you're licensing. Note that this also violates the GPL.

      These things aren't just 'bad PR', these are actual stances SCO (and namely, Darl, who said many of the things I'm talking about) have. This stuff is common sense and public news. If Darl is truely running this $3 billion dollar lawsuit seriously, my only explaination is that he's absolutely stupid and out of touch with both reality, and his company.

      A good summmary: http://www.linux.org/news/sco/timeline.html

      Cheers

      --
      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    16. Re:What kind of students were they? by hqm · · Score: 1
      Darl seemed to say a few reasonable things--they claim ownership of a certain body of IP and that IBM distributed that IP illegally. Both of those claims are under contention, but he stated that that's for the courts to decide. This, to me, seems perfectly reasonable--I may not agree that SCO has a case, but they obviously think they do, and the courts are the proper forum to determine this.

      No, he is not being reasonable. Whatever claims he is making are in bad faith. Because he won't tell anyone what the alleged infringing code is. The excuse that "that's a trade secret" is horseshit, because the code is already released under GPL, and is freely available to anyone. He flames on at length about how SCO is the abused party here, but he gives no chance for the Linux developers, who are working in good faith, to address the issue. He wants to make his company seem as damaged as possible, even if it means lying. The author of that writeup was naive and gullible for trying to seem fair and balanced. When you get a little older, you will see that being objective and being unbiased are not the same thing.

  6. Anything you say will be taken down and used ..... by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Daryl doesn't seem to be aware that his public comments may impact the trial. It's like the guy genuinely doesn't care about th eendgame as many here have observed.

    It must be pretty frustrating for Linux contributors to be attacked by a guy who is using the fruits of their labors on his own Linux system.

  7. Whoaa by savagedome · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl Goes to Harvard

    Did anybody else shudder at the thought! :)

    1. Re:Whoaa by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, some education would do the monkey some good.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Whoaa by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Why?

      Both BIll Gates and Bush went there.

      Seems quite fitting.

    3. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush went to Yale, retard.

    4. Re:Whoaa by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Finally, a true successor to Ernest Goes To Camp.

    5. Re:Whoaa by jmauro · · Score: 1

      He received a MBA from Harvard. Or so he says says.

    6. Re:Whoaa by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      It's always better than "Darl Does Dallas".

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    7. Re:Whoaa by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Monkey went to Harvard already.

      --
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    8. Re:Whoaa by beanyk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Finally, a true successor to Ernest Goes To Camp.


      Or "Debbie does Dallas".
    9. Re:Whoaa by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I think I'll wait for the sequel IBM Goes Medieval on SCO's Ass.

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    10. Re:Whoaa by peterprior · · Score: 1

      Why does the film Legally Blonde seem ironic here? :)

      Ok, Darl's not blonde, but with a bit of work....

    11. Re:Whoaa by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      And they're all American citizens...

    12. Re:Whoaa by bobobobo · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the next installment, Darl Goes To Jail.

    13. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King George the IVth went to Yale ... what's the diff?

    14. Re:Whoaa by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > Finally, a true successor to Ernest Goes To Camp.
      > Or "Debbie does Dallas".

      No, "Darl gets assraped" is still a few years off.

    15. Re:Whoaa by DoctorHoe · · Score: 1

      Did he come on the short bus with the rest of the mentally challenged children?

    16. Re:Whoaa by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      that would be yale, not harvard.

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    17. Re:Whoaa by Grayputer · · Score: 1

      I believe it stated undergrad at Yale, MBA at Harvard. Maybe you're both right ... :-)

    18. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that would make Darl guilty of copyright infringement.

    19. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope Harvard keeps him...after all, look what happened when they let Gates drop out...:-)

    20. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like Bonzo Goes to College!!!

    21. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should do some research dumbshit. George W . Bush earned an MBA from Harvard you stupid fuckwit.

    22. Re:Whoaa by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I think the term you are looking for here is "Windowlickers"

    23. Re:Whoaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I doubt he really 'earned' it.

    24. Re:Whoaa by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Im tired of saying this to people, but please give credit where its due for your quote. The actuall quote doesnt even go like that. And it was said by Steven Wright.

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  8. Forgot the subtitle by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, the poster forgot the subtitle for the presentation: "Defending Intellectual Property Rights in a Digital Age, or How to Make Money Without Really Trying"

    --
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    1. Re:Forgot the subtitle by Rassendyll · · Score: 1

      Bravo!

      --
      An eye for an eye... leaves the whole world blind.
    2. Re:Forgot the subtitle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Defending Intellectual Property Rights in a Digital Age, or How to Make Lots of Money By Really Lying"

  9. Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl Goes to Harvard

    I'm sure most people were expecting "Darl Goes to Clown College".

    1. Re:Choice of venue? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure most people were expecting "Darl Goes to Clown College".

      Six of one, half dozen of the other.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Choice of venue? by erik_fredricks · · Score: 1

      "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."

      --Silent Bob. The Simpsons

      --

      THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
      Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18

    3. Re:Choice of venue? by lehyeong · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Simpsons quote: BOB: "Oh come, now. You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?" CECIL: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."

    4. Re:Choice of venue? by MaineCoon · · Score: 1

      I think I would prefer,

      "Darl Gets Schooled"

      - MaineCoon

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    5. Re:Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer "Darl Gets Tooled."

    6. Re:Choice of venue? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      That was Silent Bob's brother, Cyril, ass.

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    7. Re:Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er no he's a clown already without having to be taught

    8. Re:Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing.

    9. Re:Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Side Show Bob, not silent bob. Asshat.

    10. Re:Choice of venue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sideshow Bob, not Side Show Bob. Asshat.

    11. Re:Choice of venue? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Darl Goes to Clown College

      Don't you mean Darl Goes to Con-College?

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    12. Re:Choice of venue? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      "Sideshow" Bob Terwilliger. Assshirt.

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
  10. Excellent! by DrugCheese · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We should organize more protests involving the giving away of free software.

    Now if they threw pig blood at them it would've made mainstream news. But something good and worthwhile to humanity? that's not news

    --
    *DrugCheese rants*
    1. Re:Excellent! by s20451 · · Score: 1

      How about giving away free software, and every taker gets a cream pie in the face.

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      Toronto-area transit rider? Rate your ride.
    2. Re:Excellent! by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now if they threw pig blood at them it would've made mainstream news. But something good and worthwhile to humanity? that's not news

      I suggest a comprimise: Throwing free software at them.

      That way, everybody wins.

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    3. Re:Excellent! by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      Mmm, pie.

      --
      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    4. Re:Excellent! by MooCows · · Score: 3, Funny

      SCO is already giving away "free software"

      Only they charge $699 for it.

      --
      The path I walk alone is endlessly long.
      30 minutes by bike, 15 by bus.
    5. Re:Excellent! by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      So M$ giving away copies of Office or Windows is worthwhile to humanity?

      (it's all just software after all)

      Eee gads!

    6. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Local PETA Protest Disrupted by Protesters

      3.2.04

      A fashion show in downtown Manhattan was crashed today by members of the "Animal Suffrage Now!" wing of the group PETA. PETA, whose members are allegedly responsible for some of the more disturbing pornography to be found on the internet, took claim for the disruption in a press release which stated "The hegemony of mankind over our furry brothers must be subserviated to the 'one animal, one vote' paradigm!" When it was pointed out to one protester, a naked woman painted to resemble a marmoset, that the lingerie show in question featured no animal products of any kind, she began to shout "no justice, no peace!" This reporter was about to slap the woman for being a reactionary twit when the PETA disruption was suddenly disrupted by a group of pale youths wearing "Star Trek: TNG" shirts who were chanting "Hey hey! Ho ho! Fuck you Darl and SCO!" When the PETA protesters began to protest the protest of their protest, the newly-arrived group began to pelt the animal-supremacists with CD-R's which contained various "distros" of a computer system called Linux. The scene was further complicated by the arrival of a flock of seagulls which began to hop about madly, snapping up the loose CD-R's and calling "Mine! Mine!" Even more curious was the fact that each seagull bore a small nametag reading "Hello! My name is Darl!"

    7. Re:Excellent! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Well, the software is free, it just costs $699 to get it shipped to your house...

      --
      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    8. Re:Excellent! by Shdwdrgn · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the guy that pied Bill Gates? Is he still around? I'm thinking Darl needs a dose of reality.

    9. Re:Excellent! by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How was it 'good and worthwhile to humanity'?

      Likely not a single person who was given a Linux CD at the event will ever use it. They either already have a Linux system running or they're not likely to. It was a political gesture and nothing more.

      There's nothing at all wrong with that sort of political gesture, but it's essentially the equivalent of the pig blood you speak of.

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    10. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Offtopic?

      MOD PARENT UP, YOU HUMOR-IMPAIRED COCKS!!

      Christ, what's wrong with you asshole mods today...

    11. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's all just software after all

      If this is what you think then you are definatly in the wrong place. Geez go to alt.apathy you would enjoy yourself much more.

    12. Re:Excellent! by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      Just use very, very sharp CDs...

    13. Re:Excellent! by grub · · Score: 1


      I suggest a comprimise: Throwing free software at them.

      Hmm.. if I stay up all night working at it, I bet I could hone quite a sharp edge on some old Linux CDs.

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    14. Re:Excellent! by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      If it's Office 97 it IS worthwile. That was the last Office that didn't suck, and it loads fscking fast on today's machines. But nooooooooo, now everybody HAS to "upgrade" to Office 2003 and pay up the wazoo. Gaaa. Thank God for OpenOffice.org.

    15. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl needs a dose of Ricin-Roni, the Al Quaeda Treat...

    16. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs blood for some, free software for others. No one should be forced to use free software. It's all about choice.

    17. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man said Pig Blood, not dog shit.

    18. Re:Excellent! by ripleymj · · Score: 1

      I agree, why would anyone want to disgrace a pig by doing something like that?

    19. Re:Excellent! by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      Hitler had idealogy too ya know! This is one of many reasons that I tend not to argue points based on idealogy. It is based on opinion, not fact.

    20. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I think we'll need a Dremel power tool and some ninja outfits.

      Of course, CDs are somewhat brittle, so it may be hard to grind them into ninja stars.

      We also have to make sure that whatever is burned onto them can still be read by the CD drive after Darl is impaled by one... Hmmm...

      Obligatory Disclaimer: The above is satirical in nature and not to be taken literally; I have no intention of actually doing this. For those "journalists" *cough*DanielLyons*cough* who seem to like to turn slashdot posts into stories, I will use my copyright on this post and the DMCA to avoid the use of this post to defame the OSS community, if necessary.

    21. Re:Excellent! by Spleener12 · · Score: 1

      Better idea: Install free software on some old computers and throw those at them.

    22. Re:Excellent! by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Mmmmmmmmm.

      Pie!

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    23. Re:Excellent! by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      There's nothing at all wrong with that sort of political gesture, but it's essentially the equivalent of the pig blood you speak of.

      Not really. Showering out pig's blood is unhygienic and more than a little bit digusting. Handing out free copies of Knoppix is not. Handing out free copies of any (legimitately free...) software CDs is not anywhere near as tasteless. (no gags about pr0nware please, you know what I'm trying to get at.)

      People might look at the discs, and try using them. They might ignore them. Some of the Linux-using crowd might keep the disc around to show to other people (saves them burning a copy). All in all it's easier and less unpleasant to dispose of - and if nothing else give the recipients something to put a coffee-mug or beerglass on.

      So political gesture it may be, but it's one of the more polite ones i've seen of late.

      Tiggs
      --
      Tiggs
      "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
    24. Re:Excellent! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Damn Small Linux only takes the first couple mm of the CD (50MB)... maybe you could throw one of those.

    25. Re:Excellent! by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      It is? Throwing pig bloods is a negative action, are the PETA people advocating draining of pig blood to throw on people?

      Do the gay rights activists protest and hand out gay rights?

      Can tree huggin hippies protest and hand out world peace?

      Should the NRA protest and hand out guns? (yes)

      But to protest corrupt software corperate giants AND advocate free software for the masses has the advantage of being able to not only hand out a flyer .... but to hand out the very solution.

      --
      *DrugCheese rants*
  11. suspension of suspension? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article says:

    If SCO doesn't provide all the code in question, Judge Brooke Wells ruled, a suspension on all fact-finding evidence would be suspended.

    what does that mean? Is the fact-finding is being done by the Department of Redundancy Department?

  12. The Important Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lowest stock price for SCOX since August 2003.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOX

    At $13.54 at time of this posting, and has even gone down so low as $13.18 for the day range.

    -Joshua

    1. Re:The Important Part by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah...and when I started paying attention to all of this, SCOX was at about $7. Whether they are the scourge of the OSS movement or not, I wished to hell I had jumped on that...

    2. Re:The Important Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The drop in SCO stock price may be the reason why McBride went to tout SCO's bogus case at Harvard.

      McBride belongs in prison -- not speaking at Harvard.

    3. Re:The Important Part by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative
      Keep in mind that Darl might not want to pump the stock in this quarter. SCO sold a bunch of stock to RBC and friends at a higher fixed price such that if the price drops, SCO can make money on paper. A few SCO stories ago, someone pointed out that Darl's next chunk of stock options depend on SCO showing a paper profit--no matter how screwed up the accounting is to make that happen.

      Darl doesn't care what happens to SCO so long as he can jump off a foot before it hits the ground.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    4. Re:The Important Part by elvesRgay · · Score: 1

      You would have been better of with some other stock that actually has a reason to go up like TASR. . If you had gotten in on that in March 2003 you would have seen a more than 30 time increase in your stocks value, which is better than SCOX and your money would not have needed to feel dirty.

    5. Re:The Important Part by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I don't. I like making money honestly. Part of that means not investing in companies like Philip Morris and SCO.

    6. Re:The Important Part by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      When my friend shorted SCO I laughed at him and told him they would never let it 14. I figured MS, SCO and the the bank (I forgot their name) could easily manipulate the stock to make sure Daryl got paid his bonus.

      He is today laughing all the way to the bank having just made over 10K.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    7. Re:The Important Part by infolib · · Score: 1

      Nothing to see here, move along.

      I've been following SCO stock for a while, and it's basically random fluctuations around ~15. SCOs conduct (or lack thereof) in court doesn't seem to influence it. It was equally low in mid-november and has now gone up and down again. It'll probably continue like that for a while.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
    8. Re:The Important Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phillip morris sells a product that many americans buy.

      its honest in my opin.

      yes they lied in the past. and continue to avoid paying up for that. but find me a single company that hasnt.

      atleast they sell something, looks at sco

  13. The part I do not understand... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    McBride said that while Linux is the compilation of thousands of people donating their time and programming skills to improve kernel code created by Linus Torvalds, SCO deserves compensation for the improvements it made to Linux.

    I thought that the whole point of open source is so nobody can take the software, change it, and then sell it as their own. I thought any changes made became the property of the project, for everyone to use.

    For example, in the GPL it states:

    You must cause any work that you distribute or publish, that in whole or in part contains or is derived from the Program or any part thereof, to be licensed as a whole at no charge to all third parties under the terms of this License.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:The part I do not understand... by GTRacer · · Score: 5, Informative
      ...nobody can take the software, change it, and then sell it as their own.

      Yeah, but IIRC, Darl is claiming someone took SCO IP, stuck it in Linux code, and distributed it as GPL, when in fact the code wasn't supposed to have been released. SCO then sued a bunch of Linux users.

      IBM called shenanigans, and one objective of the upcoming trial is to have SCO show just what code they claim is theirs, and so other kernel coders have a chance to defeat the claim on prior art or somesuch.

      GTRacer
      - IANAL

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    2. Re:The part I do not understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No need to say IANAL, it shows. The "upcoming trial" you're probably thinking of is only an evidentiary hearing, the actual trial isn't scheduled until next year. And showing prior art won't do a thing for a trade secret/breach of contract/copyright claim. Prior art relates to patents, of which SCOG has none. And even if Linux code did the same thing as SVR4 code at some time in the past and then it was improved or replaced by SVR4 code, it's still a misappropriation of trade secret/breach of contract/copyright infringement.

      IANAL, either, but I at least know what I'm talking about.

    3. Re:The part I do not understand... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      While I agree that SCO is aproaching this in the wrong way, they do have a potential point.

      As an example, if company DEF wrote a file search function that was assigned to the Unix System V R4 copyright holders, then Company GHI takes that code and compiles it into Linux, then there is a copyright violation. SCO, is the holder of tha copyright, and they are right to request that the code be removed, as it should never have been published to the GPL, as company GHI did not have the authority to make that publication happen.

      I honestly do not think that there is anyone at FSF or even within the Linux Development community that would argue that such an action is right.

      The next question is whether SCO has the authority from company DEF to let people know what that code is. If they do not, then all they can do is let people under NDA's know what code they believe is a problem. However that does not solve the problem.

      About the only way that they are going to get this addressed is to ask the original authors for the authority to disclose what lines of code have been missapriated, so that those lines can be removed.

      Now from my understanding of the situation, Novell is still the legal holder of the copyrights in question, so it's possible that they could bypass the entire problem, and eliminate the issues that SCO is complaining about.

      Then again, I've been called wrong before...

      --
      You never know...
    4. Re:The part I do not understand... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I thought that the whole point of open source is so nobody can take the software, change it, and then sell it as their own.

      It is.

      I thought any changes made became the property of the project, for everyone to use.

      Nope. Well, essentially so, but unless you explicity sign over your copyright, it's still yours. So, for example, if the project managers wanted to re-license, they'd have to contact you again for your specific permission to do so.

      And what you're missing is that Darl & SCO are doing what should have been done fifteen years ago--challenging the GPL.

      Unless SCO's case is settled, we'll likely have a solid answer one way or the other to the FUDish question of "Is making software GPL legally equivalent to making it Public Domain?"

    5. Re:The part I do not understand... by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      Allrighty then...Maybe I shouldn't have used "prior art" in that context, but I did include the "somesuch". In any event, how can SCO proceed on a claim of a trade secret or breach of contract if the code in question already exists? Isn't that the point - "Show us your code, Darl, so we can compare it to any other extant versions? If the checksums match, yuo are teh winner!!1!"

      If the result of the evidentiary hearing is that there is no code, there's no trial, right? So basically, it's put-up-or-shut-up time for Darl & Co., right?

      GTRacer
      - Not consumed by SCO/Linux/GPL implications, as others may be

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    6. Re:The part I do not understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As an example, if company DEF wrote a file search function that was assigned to the Unix System V R4 copyright holders, then Company GHI takes that code and compiles it into Linux, then there is a copyright violation. SCO, is the holder of tha copyright, and they are right to request that the code be removed, as it should never have been published to the GPL, as company GHI did not have the authority to make that publication happen.

      The next question is whether SCO has the authority from company DEF to let people know what that code is.


      If SCO is the holder of the copyright, why would they need permission from company DEF to let people know what code it is...???
      Wouldn't SCO have all the neccesary rights to do what they want?

      If they need permission from company DEF, then wouldn't it be more a case of company DEF to file the lawsuit?
      Why would SCO be the middleman then?

    7. Re:The part I do not understand... by mindstrm · · Score: 4, Funny

      NDAs and whatno make sense when you are talking about "trade secrets".

      They do not make sense when applied to copyright law. The Unix SYSV code has been openly published on a wide scale for a LONG time... none of what was published can be called a secret. That does not mean there is no copyright protection, of course. You can't steal my code just because I published it.. but I can't go screamng that it's a secret and everyone has to sign an NDA so I can prove you stole my code. I can, of course, show my evidence.

      If IBM snuck code they did not have the rights to into Linux, they will be removed. The entire linux community is not guilty, IBM would be.

      All SCOs other claims are just to confuse the world... first it's a trade secret, then it's about copyrights, then it's about contract violation by IBM, then it's about the GPL being unconstitutional... then it's about WMD.....

    8. Re:The part I do not understand... by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Careful with he word "property".

      Others get the right to distribute, but if you wrote half the code, published it under GPL, then I took your code, added an equal amount of my own, and released the result under GPL... You do not own my work, and I do not own yours. I can work within the terms of only the GPL as long as I include your code.

      You can take your code and license it however you want. You cannot take mine.

      The "project" itself, presumably meaning the code, cannot "own" property, it is not a legal entity, it is a body of code under a license.

      People are free to take your work under GPL, modify it, and sell it... they can do whatever they want with it.. as long as it is within the terms of the license.

      As for claiming it's theirs... that might get tricky. The GPL doesn't forbid it, but it is fraudulent.

    9. Re:The part I do not understand... by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Darl is claiming someone took SCO IP, stuck it in Linux code, and distributed it as GPL"

      Yes, and according to Groklaw, that person or persons are Caldera, which is what SCO used to be called.

      --
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    10. Re:The part I do not understand... by HiThere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be extra fair, we don't really know what they are claiming was stolen. (And they aren't always just claiming illicitly copied, though I'm sure that's what they mean.)

      But, since we don't know what they are claiming ownership of, we don't know that it's the part that Caldera contributed.

      OTOH, whenever we've been able to pin them down to something specific, it's been quickly shown to be an invalid claim. Still, proving that parts of their claim is invalid doesn't really prove that their claim is totally without merit.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    11. Re:The part I do not understand... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Sco never sued Linux users. They sued IBM for contract violations involving trade secrets, methods, and concepts, (not copyright), they sued Novell for slander of title, and they were sued by RedHat.

    12. Re:The part I do not understand... by severoon · · Score: 1

      ...Darl is claiming someone took SCO IP, stuck it in Linux code, and distributed it as GPL...
      Sounds like that someone should be held legally responsible for their actions, then. That person is the one that violated the copyright, and that person should be the one to compensate SCO. The idea that everyone who benefits from that code should pay, though, is a bit like trying to hold /. responsible for the stupid stuff I say on here. For instance, I post a link to a child porn website up here, I would get run up the river, not /. ... which is exactly as it should be.

      sev

      --
      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    13. Re:The part I do not understand... by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      And they were counter-sued by IBM, and they threatened to sue Linux users.

  14. The Abbreviated Text by Scoria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'Defending Intellectual Property Rights in a Digital Age'

    "Rather than go out and just say, 'Let's go sue everybody now,' we're coming out with a well-thought-out program." - excerpted from WLTSIM

    --
    Do you like German cars?
  15. Great quote by Space+cowboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... from the soon-to-be-slashdotted groklaw site. Darl asked 'did anyone get hit by the MyDoom virus', indicated one bloke should answer, and the guy said 'No, I run Linux' :-))))

    Bet that made his day :-)

    Simon

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    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:Great quote by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Darl then shouted "HEATHEN!!!" while diving off the stage with his arms out stretched trying to wring the neck of the little thief who was using Linux without permission from SCO.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  16. Re:The least amusing part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's right :) Look at the photos. chris either had to pee, or spiderman gave him teh gay dance.

  17. Great now Groklaw is /.ed by old7 · · Score: 1

    Article has been up 10 minutes and we've /.ed Groklaw.

  18. Re:The least amusing part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Impressive...

    As an act of civil disobedience I told the truth about SCO. :p

    Then I gave out free copies of Windows 2003 Datacenter Server.

    Then the Linuxers sat on me..

    1. Create program labelled "Hello World"

    2. Sue everyone that has ever written a programming book.

    3. Sue Darl.

    4. PROFIT!! :D

  19. Obvious answer by mahdi13 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Best line was one student who when Darl asked if he was impacted by MyDoom.A e-mail virus answered 'No, I use Linux'.
    Of course he uses Linux...he owns it, doesn't he?
    --
    "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
    1. Re:Obvious answer by smellystudent · · Score: 3, Funny

      Methinks you're missing the meaning.
      Darl: Were you impacted by MyDoom?
      Student: No, I use Linux.

      --
      Predictive text is shiv!
    2. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Of course he uses Linux...he owns it, doesn't he?"

      Neither are true, and that's quite obvious. His techs don't even know what a SYN flood attack is! So how would he (at the lower end of the SCO knowledge scale) know anything? So he definitely knows very little of what he has and (by definition of low-intelligence) does not use linux.
      Thank you.

    3. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Try reading that one more time.. slowly. It might help if I add some useful punctuation:

      Best line was one student who, when Darl asked if he was impacted by MyDoom.A e-mail virus, answered 'No, I use Linux'.

    4. Re:Obvious answer by Carthag · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a badly phrased sentence, it should have been written something like: "When Darl asked a student if he was impacted by the MyDoom.A email virus, the student replied, "no, I use Linux."

    5. Re:Obvious answer by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Ya, poorly phrased and tastelessly added to the comments...I took the troll bait and ran =(

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      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
    6. Re:Obvious answer by gnarlin · · Score: 0

      People shouldn't say impacted when they mean affected !

      --
      A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
    7. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "When Darl asked a student if he was impacted by the MyDoom.A email virus, the student replied, "no, I use Linux."
      Using Windows 2000 on two systems and Windows XP on another one. No problem here with viruses.
  20. SCO = bunch of nutcases by Pod_Bay_Doors · · Score: 0, Troll

    This guy is a complete and total lunatic. We're talking about someone who likens Linux users to international terrorists and thinks the Open Source community poses a grave risk to the economy and national security. I wouldn't be surprised if John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge were on the SCO payroll.

  21. Find the SCO Source Code by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Find the SCO Source Code by hondo77 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you keep carping about that cod site, it's going to flounder.

      --
      I live ze unknown. I love ze unknown. I am ze unknown.
    2. Re:Find the SCO Source Code by jvollmer · · Score: 1

      I wish I were moderating today. +5 funny

    3. Re:Find the SCO Source Code by Grrr · · Score: 1

      That was an efishient remark.

      <grrr>

  22. RTFA...wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow...it's well known many do not read the article before posting...but try to at least read the article description, man. The quote is in there.

    1. Re:RTFA...wait... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Whoops, as has been pointed out, the quote is actually in the article description (!) All I can say in my defence is that I saw a link to groklaw and had to click it quick before Slashdot completely destroyed PJ's server yet again ...

      Oh well, next time :-)

      Simon

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
  23. I saw this back in the 80's by dustwun · · Score: 4, Funny

    When it was called Ernest goes to Jail.
    This is akin to reading the details of a year long train wreck. I somehow feel dirty every time I read the next SCO news.

  24. The tuition bill by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mr. McBride, that will be $699 per credit hour"

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:The tuition bill by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      "Mr. McBride, that will be $699 per credit hour"

      That seems cheap for Harvard.

    2. Re:The tuition bill by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
      Harvard tuition is $26,066 not including fees and housing, or about $867 a credit hour.

      You needed to know that, right?

  25. Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I want to know is what do Erica and Clare look like? Pics, dammit!

    --
    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    1. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by kumanopuusan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't you just ask google?

      --
      Use of the words "good", "bad" or "evil" is almost invariably the result of oversimplification.
    2. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with that, you've just killed the parent poster's fantasy.

    3. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by peterprior · · Score: 1

      Then again.... *looks at pic* maybe we shouldn't... ;)

    4. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ug...are you sure that's a chick? *shutters*

    5. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again.... *looks at pic* maybe we shouldn't... ;)

      Law chicks look hot! Ever watch "The Practice"
      As for CS/Engineering chicks, no comment.

    6. Re:Great job, Eric Jonas, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did, in paragraph 5....

      We decided to leave Fourth East at around 5:00 or so

      Fourth East.

      You need a picture? While a picture is worth a thousand words, that sentance is as useful.

      Alex

  26. Classic! by pb · · Score: 2, Funny

    At one point, McBride, explaining what he thinks is the Linux community's efforts to damage SCO through Web site attacks, asked a student whether he was affected by the MyDoom.A e-mail virus, which targeted Outlook and Outlook Express users and installed malicious code used to launch a massive distributed denial of service attack (define).

    The attack, which began over the weekend and culminated Sunday, swamped SCO's home page domain name and forced the company to move it to another Monday morning.

    When asked the question, the student replied with a hint of humor in his tone: "No, I have Linux."

    It's great to see anecdotes like this making it into the media. :)
    --
    pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
    1. Re:Classic! by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

      This quote could quite easily be distorted into SCO's FUD:

      "The virus' author must be associated with Linux because he/she designed it to not affect Linux users."

      Although this is obviously twisting the facts and technical aspects of the situation - to knowledgeable tech people - it would not seem far-fetched for something like this to come out of the SCO PR machine. No-so-astute observers could very easily be tricked into believing such a fallacy.

    2. Re:Classic! by pb · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO can distort anything...

      "Interest in SCO has never been higher, hits to our website are off the charts!"

      --
      pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
  27. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by mr.capaneus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude,
    Re-read the quote. It is the student who said he is using Linux not Darl.

  28. Darl Goes to Harvard? by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 0, Troll

    For a minute there, I thought Darl might learn something at Harvard. Silly me. What was I thinking?

  29. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Suggested Linux kernel addition:

    if (UserName=="DarylMcB")
    {
    DeleteAllPartitions();
    int x=x/0;
    }

    --
    Moderator hint: a comment is neither "Flamebait" nor "Troll" if it is true.
  30. sounds like a sequel by Savatte · · Score: 1

    to one of those Ernest movies with the late Jim Varney.

  31. SCO got compensation by nuggz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO got compensation for the work they submitted to the Linux kernel.
    Their compensation was a licence to use and distribute all the other code.

    1. Re:SCO got compensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, they had that licence from the very beginning, just as you and me, provided you abide by the GPL

    2. Re:SCO got compensation by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since they got that for free anyway, no, it wasn't compensation.

      --
      ---
    3. Re:SCO got compensation by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Close, but it's more specific than that. The compensation they received for distributing their code under the GPL was the same compensation anybody gets for distributing code under the GPL - the guarantee that the licensee will have to release any of their modifications and improvements to SCO's code under the GPL. So SCO got to benefit from others' contributions and improvements to their contributed code, such as the linux-abi code that they developed and released to improve compatibility between Linux and SCO UNIX.

  32. Groklaw /.ed already? by zaba · · Score: 5, Informative
    I can still get it (though it's getting slow), so here ya go:

    Darl Goes to Harvard - My First Quick Impressions
    Monday, February 02 2004 @ 08:48 PM EST

    I watched the webcast and while I lost the stream once or twice, I heard the bulk of it. No doubt others will fill in the blanks, and I took some pictures off the screen which will at least give you a flavor when I get them up. Soon.

    The big news is that they say they will start to sue copyright end users by February 18. The other news is that he asked the audience if they had gotten infected by MyDoom, and he pointed to one guy who beautifully answered, "No, I use Linux, so I wasn't affected," and the room laughed. Darl wasn't happy about that and it was clear he didn't like the questions about the ABI files. He said that Linus claimed only two, and there were the rest they can sue over, though they still plan to contest Linus' claims in court.

    Someone mentioned an article that had lessened his credibility on the other ABI files, that it had said it looked like they had distributed them under the GPL. And it was like he turned dark and stormy and paced and tried not to show his anger. But it showed. Then he said that the BSDi settlement was about those same header files, and they know what is in that sealed settlement and we don't, but there were three kinds of files addressed in that settlement: files that had to be removed, files that had to have copyright notices put on them, and files that were ok. They claim that the files they will be suing over lack the copyright notices, plus some files that were supposed to be removed, IIRC. And the DMCA says it's a violation to strip off copyright information, so I gather they intend to go after end users for "stripping off" copyright information on those header files. Ridiculous and cynical as that may sound, that is their strained plan. No doubt they figure the DMCA gives them muscles that AT&T didn't have back when the original case was before the courts. But those are the files. Sontag hinted that they might add copyright claims to the IBM case over those same header files at some point.

    My overall impression was that they were very uncomfortable. It began with calls for civility, which turned out not to be necessary. Everyone was polite. But clearly Harvard had gotten a lot of complaints, judging from their remarks. They have invited Chris Stone of Novell to speak there in three weeks on February 23. Details will be on their website.

    They continued to repeat the same untrue "facts" about the GPL, that it forces you to give your software away free, blah blah. I hardly think explaining it one more time will help them, since it's clearly volitional. They've got their story and they're sticking to it. Darl said when you go to court, the rubber hits the road. I assume he means by that you have to get it actually sorted out with facts. He was asked how he can sue without having established copyrights, but he danced around without answering that directly. No doubt that rubber will hit the road when he sues the first end user.

    Clearly they have something in that settlement agreement, which Noorda was a party to, and the rest of us were not, and they plan on springing it on a startled and totally innocent end user soon, who will be befuddled as to how he is responsible for complying with a sealed agreement he isn't a party to and doesn't have a clue what it says. Of course, they don't tell you what it says. They would rather surprise you. Well, good luck, cowboys. We'll see how it plays in a court of law.

    He tried to answer Eben Moglen's illustration about going to Barnes and Noble and buying a book and having SCO leap into your living room and say, I'm suing you for reading that book. He said it's more like you get the book without paying for it and then you make copies and give them to 500 friends. He said that is how it is with Linux. Companies get one copy and make tons more. The part he misses is that the writers of the code have no problem with that,

  33. Re:The least amusing part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adopt a troll today, It's fun and profitable! for more info please go here

  34. If SCO wrote linux by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Funny

    It wouldnt be such a useless, hacky, undocumented pile of steaming monkey shit. It would support some modern hardware, have a desktop interface that works, etc, etc..

    Hell, even at the current asking price of free I think I deserve some money back.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  35. Darl Goes To Harvard? by Savatte · · Score: 0, Troll

    sounds like a childrens book. But sure why not. Curious George already went to the White House.

  36. It is well he has learned... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    He's going to be asked more difficult questions when SCO loses. Deflect that.

    "After the superbowl another sighting, a couple of boobies were spotted hanging out at Harvard."

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  37. Civil disobedience by nuggz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Civil disobedience is knowingly breaking a law because it is unjust.

    It is not performing a legal act despite very vague accusations that it may violate some law or contract.

    1. Re:Civil disobedience by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      You left out the part about being prepared for, and accepting the consequences.

  38. Re:Darl Goes to Harvard? by Slack0ff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another example of how going to colledge ends in brainwashing. Any respectable school, much less an Ivy League Law school should be able to see through this desperate attemp of sco's to make an easy dollar. They expected the underfunded linux orginazations to roll over at their demands and payup. Guess it didnt work did it Darl? Now to cover your own ass you have to go through with the lawsuits and get beaten.

    --
    Everyday You see me is the worst day of my life -Office Space
  39. Not necessarily by Wudbaer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought that the whole point of open source is so nobody can take the software, change it, and then sell it as their own.

    This applies fully only to GPL and closely related licenses. BSD-like licenses enable people to do exactly this while IMO still being open source licenses. Open source != Open Source.

    1. Re:Not necessarily by schemanista · · Score: 1
      Open source != Open Source

      Not on case-sensitive systems, anyway. Might work on DOS.

      --
      I saw that shot more than a few times back when Starbuck was a man. ~ lucabrasi999
    2. Re:Not necessarily by timeOday · · Score: 1

      In particular I think it's helpful to refer to the Stallman-oriented view as "Free Software" rather than open source or Open Source.

  40. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Yup, I see that now, you're right. Still applies though, this guy loves talking and it's all grist for the mill.

  41. No... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Darl Goes to Harvard

    Did anybody else shudder at the thought! :)

    Why, didn't you expect him to actually learn anything?

    Didn't Bill Gates attend Harvard for a couple years? Seems like some sort of trend, people of a sort gravitating towards Harvard. You might shudder about that...

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  42. Which Steve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs, Ballmer, Woz?

  43. Evil is afoot by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl goes to Harvard. Gates went to Harvard. When you are at MIT, you come to realize that evil lives up the river. Like they built over a fucking Indian graveyard or something. Kissinger? Hearst? Updike? Kaczynski? Love Story? Hello?

    --
    If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
    1. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shudder...

      Love Story? Eek!

    2. Re:Evil is afoot by Rocky · · Score: 1

      That's why we call it the little school "up Chuck River"!

      --
      "I'm an old-fashioned type of guy. I worship the Sun and Moon as gods. And fear them."
    3. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      My favourite story about Harvard is from the satirical Canadian show "Talking to Americans" where the host asks the Harvard professor how long he's been a professor ("7 years" is the answer) and then asks his opinion of Canada giving Irish people the right to vote. His super serious, studied reply? "I think that's probably a good idea".

    4. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      George W. Bush has a Harvard degree too. I didn't know it was a remedial school.

    5. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe that he went to Yale.

    6. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a segment of "This Hour has 22 Minutes", but that's besides the point. I still like when he got a pile of politicians to congratulate canada on it's new national igloo.

    7. Re:Evil is afoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Undergrad = Yale, Grad = Harvard.

    8. Re:Evil is afoot by starm_ · · Score: 1

      Or when he asked about celebrating the new year in febuary because of Canada's "metric time". People answered seriously about this!

      Sometimes I cannot believe you americans.

  44. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by JWW · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's like the guy genuinely doesn't care about th eendgame as many here have observed.

    No, its just that his endgame is when he sells his final share of inflated stock and runs off.

    I really hope that when someone picks up the scraps of SCO when all this is said and done, that they can find something in the corporate documents that will incriminate Darl in this pump and dump scheme. It will of course have to be a document they forgot to shred ;-)

  45. Re:He'd better gone to Yale... by ENOENT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl is going to Yale after the trial is over. Yust wait und see.

    --
    That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
  46. Tomorrow, the judge rules by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    Tomorrow, the judge rules on whether SCO has "identified with specificity" the alleged infringements. SCO has already been ordered by the judge to comply. That happened back in December. The order is below. Notice item 4. Tomorrow, the judge rules on whether they did comply.
    • Order granting [68-1] motion to compel discovery, granting [44-1] motion to compel Discovery.

      The SCO Group is hereby ORDERED:

      • 1) To respond fully and in detail to Interrogatory Nos. 1-9 as stated in IBM's First Set of Interrogatories.
      • 2) To respond fully and in detail to Interrogatory Nos 12 and 13 as stated in IBM's Second Set of Interrogatories.
      • 3) IBM is to provide SCO a list of requested documents as stated in IBM's First and Second Requests for the Production of Documents and SCO is to produce all requested documents.
      • 4) To identify and state with specificity the source code(s) that SCO is claiming form the basis of their action against IBM. This is to include identification of all Bates numbered documents previously provided.
      • 5) To the extent IBM's requests call for the production of documents or are met by documents SCO has already provided, SCO is to identify with specificity the location of responsive answers including identification of the Bates numbered documents previously provided if applicable.
      • 6) If SCO does not have sufficient information in its possession, custody, or control to specifically answer any of IBM's requests that are the subject of this order, SCO shall provide an affidavit setting forth the full nature of its efforts, by whom they were taken, what further efforts it intends to utilize in order to comply, and the expected date of compliance. SCO is required to provide such answers and documents within thirty days from the date of this order. All other discovery, including SCO's Motion to Compel is hereby STAYED until this Court determines that SCO has fully complied with this Order.

    In that one line of boldface above, the judge captured the key issue. No amount of PR spin control will help SCO in court tomorrow.

    1. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But Part 6 says if they dont, they can just blow some smoke up the judges robe instead.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by certsoft · · Score: 1
      Tomorrow, the judge rules on whether SCO has "identified with specificity" the alleged infringements. Magistrate Notice of Hearing [uscourts.gov] Motion hearing set for 10:00 2/6/04 for all pending motions: ... To be held before Judge Wells.

      Dude, my calender says that tomorrow is the 4th, not the 6th.

    3. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by borgheron · · Score: 1

      Yes, but any admission stating that they don't have the necessary information would be an admission in court that they didn't fully research their evidence and might be grounds to throw whatever assertions are based on the admission out of the case.

      It does allow them some latitude, but not without a cost.

      GJC

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    4. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by Animats · · Score: 1

      Posted article too soon. Sorry. It's Friday, not Wednesday.

    5. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow, the judge rules on whether SCO has "identified with specificity" the alleged infringements.

      Magistrate Notice of Hearing
      Motion hearing set for 10:00 2/6/04 for all pending motions: ... To be held before Judge Wells.


      You might want to get a calendar from this year. Feb 6th is Friday--tomorrow is the 4th.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    6. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by jrumney · · Score: 3, Funny
      Tomorrow, the judge rules on whether SCO has "identified with specificity" the alleged infringements.

      So you're the one who was DoSing SCO's website 2 days early.

    7. Re:Tomorrow, the judge rules by jpetts · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If SCO tries to temporise again, I think that that run a serious risk of pissing of Judge Cindy Wells. In the hearing on 5 December, the first thing that the judge said in the courtroom was:
      Judge: Intention is to grant IBM's motion to compel delivery (interrogatives 12 and 13) . Plaintiff to file responses within 30 days. Postpone discovery until compliance achieved. There is a protective order in place
      (taken from court minutes).
      It appears from the transcript (which you can find - along with the usual excellent discussion - on Groklaw that Judge Wells' patience with SCO is growing thin. It is reported on that page (admittedy by a probably biased observer) that:
      Judge Wells seemed to have little patience for the filibuster She stated that the proceedings needed to conclude before noon (probably lunchtime!), but with both sides having a chance to state their case. She interrupted McBride several times to help focus him back on the point of the hearing. She was very fair and direct. She gave McBride every chance to convince her that she should not grant IBM's motions. She brought up several points that weren't directly addressed during arguments, indicating that she had read and absorbed the material, and noticed some of SCO's antics. She especially did not seem impressed about handing over the code on paper, rather than in a useable format. McBride remarked that he believed they had resolved that problem.
      --
      Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
  47. 'No, I use Linux' by mumblestheclown · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Funny, I use Linux too, and nevertheless mydoom affects me substantially. for example, my ISP's mail servers are slow as hell because of this crap. So slow, that I couldn't even get to my mail for much of today.

    1. Re:'No, I use Linux' by scsirob · · Score: 1

      ... Guess that means they aren't running Linux then ;-)

      --
      To Terminate, or not to Terminate, that's the question - SCSIROB
    2. Re:'No, I use Linux' by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's why I had asked (together with others) to make the virusfilters free (all options are freely configurable at my ISP, so you can enable/disable them).

      Try to persuade them to do the same. They will still get inbound viri, but you can filter these on separate systems. Furthermore the SMTP server might have less problems if less people get infested.

      Oh well, in 2 years this problem will be over according to Bill (not).

    3. Re:'No, I use Linux' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, not because they don't run linux, but
      because their servers are SWAMPED with junk
      from mydoom computers.

    4. Re:'No, I use Linux' by kasperd · · Score: 1

      my ISP's mail servers are slow as hell because of this crap.

      Our department have recently upgraded our mailserver again. That have happened every one or two years for as long as I have been there. Started out with a Sun server switchted to a SGI server. Then it was a Linux server for a while until we recently got this shiny new one which BTW also runs Linux. Am I the only one who thinks an x345 is one hell of a server just to filter away those 90% of the incomming email because it is spam or vira? And still two thirds of the email I get is spam. Imagine what this Dual 3GHz Xeon with 8GB ram could do if it didn't have to filter spam all day long.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    5. Re:'No, I use Linux' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90%? Lucky.

      I do email admin for a 20,000 user ISP, and it's more like 99.9 - out of well over 1,000,000 messages a day.

    6. Re:'No, I use Linux' by kasperd · · Score: 1

      and it's more like 99.9

      I have often wondered how some people have come up with the usual 50% estimate for the amount worldwide.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  48. Harvard president graduated from MIT by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Larry Summers got an economics S.B. from M.I.T., then moved down the street to Harvard for grad school and joined the faculty, along with various stints in the federal government.
    Harvard has some sense then :-)

  49. They forgot the best, most succinct Linus quote! by commonloon · · Score: 0

    "Even if we were to live in that alternate universe where SCO would be [always] right, they'd still be wrong." -Linus

  50. CItation for the record by Performer+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "..claims that a member of the linux community claimed that a high-level linux hacker was responsible for at least one of the attacks (I'd love to see that citation). "

    This was Eric Raymond acting as self appointed champion and bull in a china shop during an earlier attack.

    http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2003- 08 -25-010-26-NW-CY-LL&tbovrmode=3

    Personally I think Eric Raymond is a darned fool for saying 'we' etc as if this was a community effort. Eric saying he's ashamed for us all plays right into SCO's hands. This was not the community, it was one lone criminal acting for themselves. Presenting it as something else is both inaccurate and damaging.

  51. Full writeup text, (site slashdotted.) by Andreas(R) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Free as in Maaah!
    Or, My Chat with Darl McBride
    see, "Free as in Speech" vs "Free as in beer" are different types of freedom. The Cheat goes "Maaah!"

    2 February 2004

    Those of you who know me know I don't miss lab on a whim. But when Erica zephyred me saying that Darl McBride (head of SCO) was speaking at Harvard, I knew we had to do something. Our first thought was, in proud MIT tradition, a hack. May be water balloons, maybe paper airplanes. But hacks are hard to do without causing some sort of damage, and these people have proven that they are willing to sue everyone in sight.

    Our obvious choice, then, was to provide anti-FUD. Based on help from people on my zephyr class, we assembled a nice set of flyers full of pro-Linux and pro-GPL information. We figured that, as this was a talk put on by the Harvard Journal of Law and Technology, the audience would mostly be lawyers. Maybe they've never heard of the GPL? Maybe they think Linux is some sort of furry pet?

    So we made up these flyers. They were all done in Adobe Illustrator under Windows (Oh, the irony!) but looked really professional. Above all, we wanted to go and present the non-RMS, non-crazy-anti-IP side of linux. We even dressed up.

    * What Is Linux
    * SCO vs Open Source : A timeline
    * Quotations between SCO, Linus, and the FSF

    Oh, and in each packet of information (in a nice little folder, might I add) we included a burned copy of Knoppix 3.3 (which Erica and I stayed up late last night mass-producing in an Athena cluster). Knoppix is great because 1. it's only a single CD and 2. it'll let non-linux-users try linux without any potential risk.

    The Handout
    We decided to leave Fourth East at around 5:00 or so. Some people would be late, but in the end we had myself, Erica, Dave W, Vimal, Javier, Clare, and Ike there. We took up a whole row in the room (which, by the way, was beautiful -- Harvard has some nice buildings!)

    At around 6:05 (the talk was scheduled to begin at 6:30) we decided to get started. Our 60 handouts, complete with Knoppix CDs, were ready. Erica and I went out in front of the auditorium, and Clare et. al. stayed behind, to hand them out to people already inside. Upon meeting some people from the Journal, they admitted that they knew Darl would be a contentious speaker, and simply asked that we tell people that we were in no way affiliated with the journal or Harvard.

    Our speech went something like "Hi, we're not affiliated with this talk in any way, we're just a group of concerned MIT students who have some information about Linux, the GPL, and SCO that we'd like to provide to perhaps counter some of the claims that will be made by the speaker tonight." Only one person said no to a handout. Several said that we were "preaching to the choir", others admitted to having run linux for many years.

    The Talk
    Once the talk begin, Darl introduced himself and rambled a bit about the superbowl. At this point he announced that he had several coworkers with him, two of whom looked, I kid you not, like Agents (were Agent Smith et. al. collecting social security). These guys never smiled, all night.

    McBride starts off by talking about the role of intellectual property in the digital age. He talks briefly about copyright law in the digital age, and asks about Napster, and then talks about linux being free, and seems to be suggesting that "free things on the internet require violation of copyright". He traces through the ownership of UNIX IP, and then argues that the change between 2.2 and 2.6 was largely due to corporate help.

    He also repeatedly argues that, per recent supreme court decisions, copyright exists to benefit the public by creating profit incentive. He keeps painting the IP debate as a pendulum swinging between public and private ownership, but continually stresses "Do we want a world where all IP is free?" which of course, no one is arguing for. He mentions that the GPL hasn't been tested in court (an allegation nic

  52. Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael, please say something like "Darl visits Harvard" from next time.
    That "Goes To" part almost gave me a heart attack :)

  53. Re:What am I doing wrong? by LordK2002 · · Score: 1
    What am I doing wrong?
    Using Windows.

    K

  54. Interesting point in the student's write-up... by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Informative
    At this point he [Darl] announced that he had several coworkers with him, two of whom looked, I kid you not, like Agents (were Agent Smith et. al. collecting social security). These guys never smiled, all night.

    Maybe Darl wasn't just blowing smoke when he said he had hired some security guards...

    1. Re:Interesting point in the student's write-up... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      EWeek recently published an article about Darl's new security guards. Apparently Darl takes the "threats" made on Slashdot and other such public forms seriously. That such "threats" have included personal info like his home address was mentioned as going beyond fair play** -- and fact is, there are certainly sufficient nuts around here to make anyone paranoid*.

      *Even if Darl's hiring of bodyguards does smack of a publicity stunt, and **even tho you can't exactly call SCO's tactics "fair play either.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  55. Open Source by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``I thought that the whole point of open source is so nobody can take the software, change it, and then sell it as their own.''

    You're confusing things. Open source means that you _can_ modifiy the software, and sell it. (See the open source definition.)

    Depending on the license, you can even redistribute software without the source code. The MIT license and BSD license, for example, allow you to do pretty much anything you want with the code, as long as you retain the copyright license.

    Copyleft is the requirement that software is free, and remains free. This is what is expressed in the GPL. This is also known as the GPL's "viral nature", because it requires derived works to be released under GPL if they are redistributed.

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  56. Ernest Movies by MikeD83 · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else read the headline and think of the Ernest movies such as, "Ernest Goes To Camp?"

  57. Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point he announced that he had several coworkers with him, two of whom looked, I kid you not, like Agents (were Agent Smith et. al. collecting social security). These guys never smiled, all night.

    DARL MCBRIDE HAS A POSSE!

  58. Tomorrow? by fizbin · · Score: 1

    Tell me more of this universe in which the 3rd of February is followed immediately by the 6th.

    1. Re:Tomorrow? by schon · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Tell me more of this universe in which the 3rd of February is followed immediately by the 6th.

      You know the old saying "1 + 1 = 3, for sufficiently large quantities of 1."

      So, if 1 + 1 = 3, and the poster is on the other side of the international date line, then tomorrow for him would be the 6th!

      It's really pretty simple :o)

  59. Free Software by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    You're confusing Open Source with Free Software. Free Software licenses protects the code from being "stolen" and used in a non-Free product. Open Source licenses merely let users who have the source do what they will with it (with varying restrictions).

    AweMUD (my main projects) for example is Open Source to the core, and I fully support anyone wishing to use it in a non-Open/non-Free project. If AweMUD were Free Software, then that wouldn't be possible. (Without getting the code under a second license from me and all the AweMUD contributors.)

  60. P.S. that citation for the record by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a link to ESR's original post where he forgot his meds and acts like he's on an episode of The Lone Gunmem. So this is what Daryl is talking about in his Harvard presentation.

  61. Darl goes to Harvard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's news. He must have finally gotten his GED!

  62. Who cares about any of that! by anactofgod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Check out Eric Jonas' sister, Courtney.

    Not bad at-tall...

    ---anactofgod---

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    ---anactofgod---

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    1. Re:Who cares about any of that! by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's nice to see someone whose priorities haven't been affected by these trying times and who can remind us all that people-- especially family-- are more important than machines. Thank you. ;)

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    2. Re:Who cares about any of that! by nolife · · Score: 1

      Link to the whole directory and see more.

      For some truely geeky stuff try this, or you can substitute your own terms for some interesting results.

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      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  63. wow! by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Funny
    Best line was one student who when Darl asked if he was impacted by MyDoom. A e-mail virus answered 'No, I use Linux'

    I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by - the fact that an email virus can talk, or that it's speaking at Harvard on behalf of Darl.

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    1. Re:wow! by dema · · Score: 1

      I would have modded that funny if you hadn't added your own space in MyDoom.A (:

      If you're going to edit the actual text to make it amusing, at least use proper grammar: "An email virus..."

    2. Re:wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by - the fact that an email virus can talk, or that it's speaking at Harvard on behalf of Darl

      A virus speaking for Darl is simply professional courtesy

    3. Re:wow! by shird · · Score: 1

      So somehow using Linux means you don't have an e-mail address... Heres a hint, 'impacted' does not mean 'infected' - it means that you are affected in some way (ie - an inbox full of crap).

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    4. Re:wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why, but as a Linux user, I actually had to ask a windows-user to forward the MyDoom.A virus to me, because I didn't get it myself.

      My inbox seels to be 20% Swen, and 79% spam.

  64. AOL CDs? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    I think we've finally found a good use for all those metal AOL CD cases. Free software right? 1045 hours worth.

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    o0t!
  65. Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by cmason32 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    As I said, this may be off-topic, but I need some help and am willing to burn the karma to get the information I need.

    I am a law student looking to write a paper on M$'s licensing of SCO's "code." I am looking for information about M$'s licensing agreement - particularly any credible sources that suggest it was unnecessary for them to do so. In other words, are there any credible sources out there that state there was no other purpose for M$ to license the code other than to help fund SCO's litigation?

    I'm not asking anyone to do the research for me - I was just wonder whether anyone had such information bookmarked or easily available. I'd really appreciate any help, as the point of my paper is to attack both SCO and M$ in the same breath.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by ewhac · · Score: 1

      First off, the details of such business agreements are always secret. Someone would have to violate an NDA and/or trade secret laws to tell you the precise contents of MS's agreement with SCO. The only way someone would be willing to reveal the contents of such an agreement is if the agreement itself violated the law, and that someone felt an attack of conscience. (However, everyone at MS has their conscience surgically removed when joining the company, so no hope there :-).)

      Secondly, anything actually written down between MS and SCO will detail a perfectly ordinary licensing transaction. Any meta-issues or hidden agenda -- such as a plot to destroy Linux -- would be handled on a strictly verbal basis, so that there's no record.

      But you don't really need to look for an overt conspiracy. People of like mind will tend to act toward the same sets of goals without ever communicating with each other. If you step back, you might declare, "Hey, they're acting in concert!" when in fact that's not the case. Despite the fact that millions of people patronize McDonalds every day, mostly between the hours of 12:00 and 13:00, there is no conspiracy among them to do so.

      SCO and MS clearly share some goals, but establishing collusion, if it exists at all, would be nearly impossible.

      Schwab

    2. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want "proof"? Well what has changed at Microsoft since they licensed SCO's IP? What new products incorporating that IP did they release? Nothing.

    3. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by odin53 · · Score: 1

      I am a law student looking to write a paper on M$'s licensing of SCO's "code."

      Curious. What's the legal issue? Or, I guess, what class are you writing this paper for?

    4. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by cmason32 · · Score: 1

      I'm not writing a paper trying to prove that there was collusion between the two companies. Instead, I'm trying to establish a new cause of action - that funding sham litigation against your competitors should be an anti-trust violation. For this, I don't need to prove it as if it were a trial, I just need to establish that if the DOJ was inclined to bring such a suit (ha ha), they wouldn't get dismissed for failure to state a cause of action.

      As such, I only need information from a credible source that says M$ has no need to engage in a licensing agreement with SCO. I.e., something that shows M$ has no reason to believe that they would be sued by SCO for infringement.

      Thanks for the input.

    5. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by pjack76 · · Score: 1

      Check out www.groklaw.net when it isn't being /., go through their archives, this topic was brought up at least once.

      You might also want to hang out on #groklaw on irc.fefnet.net and ask the people there.

      Or, you can email PJ at groklaw directly (her email is on her site) and ask if she can quickly point you to specifics.

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    6. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      Uhh... How about this?

    7. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As such, I only need information from a credible source that says M$ has no need to engage in a licensing agreement with SCO. I.e., something that shows M$ has no reason to believe that they would be sued by SCO for infringement.

      Microsoft offers a (poor) POSIX compatibility interface for Windows. POSIX is an IEEE standard heavily based on UNIX. Microsoft also offers "Windows Services For Unix". Either of those might give Microsoft "plausible deniability" for buying a license agreement from SCOG.

    8. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by spitzak · · Score: 1

      They have offered that for 8 years. The only change is that it is free now.

    9. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft didn't need to license SCO code any less than SCO needed to license Microsoft code.

      You might want to read this:

      Judge: Key Microsoft antitrust clause not working

      http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/TechNews/2003/10/24/ 23 5553-ap.html

      Hilights:

      "A key element of the antitrust settlement Microsoft Corp. negotiated with the Bush administration isn't working as effectively as hoped, the government and trial judge acknowledged Friday."

      "only five more companies have signed licenses with Microsoft, including the Utah-based SCO Group Inc"

    10. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I agree with your premise that "funding sham litigation against your competitors should be an anti-trust violation" (would this fall under any existing conspiracy laws?). But proving such cases is likely to be difficult, unless a smoking gun can be found (such as paying to license something you already have rights to, no need for, or whatever).

      Anyway, good luck on your project, and I hope you'll come back and tell us how it goes, and perhaps publish your paper where we can read it?

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    11. Re:Need SCO Info - This may be off topic. by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      And the newer version with more features.

  66. You know how leap years are by Pac · · Score: 1

    They are very strange, with wierdly excessive days. Also remember, the Gregorian calendar is full of surprises and tricks and completely Pope controlled. Nobody asked questions when Gregory XIII said that the day after October 4, 1582 would be October 15, 1582. Nobody that survived to see October 16, that is. In this Patriot days we live you'd better stop asking funny questions.

  67. More likely by sik0fewl · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Darl Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

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  68. there there by neko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He discusses MyDoom, and also evidently someone on slashdot who posted his home address and phone number, resulting in a DDOS of his house during the superbowl

    Darl reads slashdot??!!
    and can you imagine your house in denial of service? and distributed? all rooms are denying you sevice... even toilet... oh horror :-)

    1. Re:there there by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Did he get the crickets?

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      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    2. Re:there there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude if the toilet was denying service I'd really not want to know what sort of packets it was emitting and I sure would not want to sniff them.

    3. Re:there there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to think somebody at Microsoft actually thought the iLoo was a good idea.

  69. RMS is not crazy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Above all, we wanted to go and present the non-RMS, non-crazy-anti-IP side of linux.

    [..]

    We're having the law forced on us, and if we're not careful, one day we're going to wake up in a world where IP restrictions will take all the fun out of engineering.

    Maybe you should go back and listen to "crazy" RMS when he talks about these legal issues. Which he's talked about since day one. And people laughed at him.

    When the FSF insists on paperwork for all major contributions, there's a good reason. When they insist that all copyrights be centralized with the FSF, there's a good reason.

    Linus may be popular to us geeks because of his easygoing nature, but easygoing gets you eaten alive out in the real world.

    1. Re:RMS is not crazy! by whittrash · · Score: 1

      To most Americans perception is reality, if you 'look' crazy, you must be crazy. RMS comes off a bit kooky, you have to admit. And some Linux people, usually the warez crowd, think all software should always be free. So they dressed up like bankers to be treated seriously. How you look affects how other people treat you.

    2. Re:RMS is not crazy! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      easygoing gets you eaten alive out in the real world

      How does centralizing copyrights & more paperwork keep an improper contribution from happening? it doesn't. FSF software is just as vulnerable as the Linux kernel.....the only question is can the infringer be tracked down. The answer is yes for both the Linux kernel and FSF project.

      Easygoing gets Linus a kernel with 1,000's of contributors that is used & growing in the real world......let's not talk about HURD.

  70. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by nettdata · · Score: 3, Funny

    Daryl doesn't seem to be aware that his public comments may impact the trial

    He does so! Daryl is perfectly aware of the situation and is acting like any litigiously-aware, sane, comprehending human with a clue should.

    Darl, on the other hand...

    ;)

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  71. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, since when has C had an equality operator defined over strings?

  72. SCO brings a "sharpshooter" to a Darlnote... by kuwan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I got this off of the SCOX yahoo board:

    'Electronic terror' in Linux's shadow

    You'll find this about 2/3 of the way through the article:

    When SCO Group chief executive officer Darl McBride appeared at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas in November to deliver a keynote speech at CD Expo, the company brought a sharpshooter along for protection.

    And they call the Linux community fanatical! :)

    1. Re:SCO brings a "sharpshooter" to a Darlnote... by niko9 · · Score: 1

      When SCO Group chief executive officer Darl McBride appeared at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas in November to deliver a keynote speech at CD Expo, the company brought a sharpshooter along for protection.

      Bullshit. Only law enforcement can do that. And I don't think Darl is all that important for them to waste their time. He might have a few bodygaurds, but that's it.

      Bloody fiction writers.

  73. Settlement by ubeans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can we just settle for GNU/SCO/Linux :)

  74. why is harward even letting him thru the door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why are they letting him inside?

    SCO get lost atlast!

  75. Am I the only one? by Orion442 · · Score: 0

    Darl Goes to Harvard

    That pictures a stupid hick looking like a deer in the headlights?

  76. Look at part 6 by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    6) If SCO does not have sufficient information in its possession, custody, or control to specifically answer any of IBM's requests that are the subject of this order, SCO shall provide an affidavit setting forth the full nature of its efforts, by whom they were taken, what further efforts it intends to utilize in order to comply, and the expected date of compliance. SCO is required to provide such answers and documents within thirty days from the date of this order. All other discovery, including SCO's Motion to Compel is hereby STAYED until this Court determines that SCO has fully complied with this Order.

    Notice ... if they don't comply, they have to state why, and how they tried, and only have thirty days from back in December to do it, and they still can't get to their own discovery until IBM's discovery is complete. All SCO would do is make their own case weaker and weaker.

  77. Somebody set us up the BOMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody hurry up and get a google bomb on this thing going. I'd love to see a high end investor googling for SCO stolen code and getthing that page.

  78. what is FUD is an acronym for? by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    F sck

    U

    D arl

  79. Therefore, they were paraphrased. by krygny · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would make the paraphrase a derivative work of the quotation. There's trouble.

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    Research shows that 67% of those who use the term "research shows", are just making shit up.
  80. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't. Would it work in C++?

  81. Copyleft is what ensures and preserves freedom. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    You're confusing Open Source with Free Software. Free Software licenses protects the code from being "stolen" and used in a non-Free product. Open Source licenses merely let users who have the source do what they will with it (with varying restrictions).

    I appreciate that you're trying to distinguish between the two movements, as this is apparently very necessary (even for Slashdot readers). But what you're saying just isn't true.

    The Open Source Initiative (OSI) has approved of the GNU General Public License (GPL). That is to say, the definition of "open source" was written sufficiently broadly as to allow the GPL to qualify. Of course, the GPL was written by the Free Software Foundatiy on well before the OSI began. The Free Software Foundation wrote the GPL for their own benefit and reading only the preface makes it clear which movement's philosophy are being described (hint: not the open source movement's philosophy). Thus, the distinction you're making is not accurate.

    What you're probably trying to describe is --how well are the freedoms of free software defended for the work and derivative works? The GPL has a strong copyleft, the new BSD license is a non-copyleft license; these two licenses are amongst the most widely used licenses that define the ends of the freedom-preserving spectrum. They are both free software licenses because they allow sharing and modification, but they don't preserve the right to share and modify to the same degree. Therefore they are not both copyleft licenses.

  82. Um, doesn't this belong... by msimm · · Score: 2, Funny

    in the games section?

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    Quack, quack.
  83. Re:What am I doing wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Well, ANTHONY, first, I suggest scrapping Windows XP... Second I suggest you not post your name on public boards... Third, I suggest you start a strict regiment of drugs.

  84. All your SCO are belong to Nigeria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    (from Ars Technica)
    The Nigerian SCO Connection

    DEAR SIR/MADAM:

    I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.

    MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS.

    IN THE EARLY 1970S THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION DEVELOPED AT GREAT EXPENSE THE COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARE KNOWN AS UNIX. UNFORTUNATELY THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY PROHIBITED THEM FROM SELLING THESE SOFTWARES AND SO THEIR VALUABLE SOURCE CODES REMAINED PRIVATELY HELD. UNDER A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT SOME PROGRAMMERS FROM THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY DID ADD MORE CODES TO THIS OPERATING SYSTEM, INCREASING ITS VALUE, BUT NOT IN ANY WAY TO DILUTE OR DISPARAGE OUR FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERSHIP OF THESE CODES, DESPITE ANY AGREEMENT BETWEEN AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH AND THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY, WHICH AGREEMENT WE DENY AND DISAVOW.

    IN THE YEAR 1984 A CHANGE OF REGIME IN MY COUNTRY ALLOWED THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION TO MAKE PROFITS FROM THESE SOFTWARES. IN THE YEAR 1990 OWNERSHIP OF THESE SOFTWARES WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE CORPORATION UNIX SYSTEM LABORATORIES. IN THE YEAR 1993 THIS CORPORATION WAS SOLD TO THE CORPORATION NOVELL. IN THE YEAR 1994 SOME EMPLOYEES OF NOVELL FORMED THE CORPORATION CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, WHICH BEGAN TO DISTRIBUTE AN UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM KNOWN AS LINUX. IN THE YEAR 1995 NOVELL SOLD THE UNIX SOFTWARE CODES TO SCO. IN THE YEAR 2001 OCCURRED A SEPARATION OF SCO, AND THE SCO BRAND NAME AND UNIX CODES WERE ACQUIRED BY THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, AND IN THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL WAS RENAMED SCO GROUP, OF WHICH I CURRENTLY SERVE AS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER.

    MY ASSOCIATES AND I OF THE SCO GROUP ARE THEREFORE THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARES KNOWN AS UNIX. OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT NO FEWER THAN SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF LINES OF VALUABLE SOFTWARE CODES WHICH COMPRISE THIS LINUX AND WHICH HAS BEEN SOLD AT GREAT PROFIT TO VERY MANY BUSINESS ENTERPRISES. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THESE CODES IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS.

    UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE COMPUTER SOFTWARES. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE SOFTWARES IN YOUR BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE AT THIS TIME TO SET A PRICE ON THESE RIGHTS. THEREFORE IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO "SCO GROUP" AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.

    KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.

  85. Re:Darl Goes To Harvard? by hondo77 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  86. The best part: by tundog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At this point we've strayed so far from his original copyright infringement claims that I believe the audience is a bit lost, recognizes this as FUD, and appears to be leafing through our handouts.


    ROTFL

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  87. Linux Community == Terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately he's not the only one making the Linux == Terrorism link.

    1. Re:Linux Community == Terrorists by kovi · · Score: 1

      The idiot who wrote that "thing" you linked is of course my favorite Rob Enderle. He didn't have a clue before, and he has even less of it now.
      Move on, nothing to see there...

  88. Re:Darl Goes To Harvard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Curious???

    One of the hallmarks of stupid people like the current appointed president is their lack of curiosity.

    Monkeys are curious because they are intelligent.

  89. Slightly Offtopic but I just had to by MimsyBoro · · Score: 1

    While reading some news I stumbled on this article:
    The best part is: "...of The SCO Group, a small Utah software company."

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  90. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, this is valid code. It will even work since most compilers will find all instances of identical strings and equate their locations:

    char *UserName = "DarylMcB";

    if (UserName=="DarylMcB")
    //do something everytime!

    It works because UserName is set to the address of the static char array "DarylMcB".

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  91. Re:What am I doing wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative
    What am I doing wrong?

    You're paying to read Slashdot.

  92. Re:Darl Goes To Harvard? by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1

    Actually it appears that it's Furious George.

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  93. ABIs by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    "Darl wasn't happy about that and it was clear he didn't like the questions about the ABI files. He said that Linus claimed only two, and there were the rest they can sue over, though they still plan to contest Linus' claims in court."

    One would think this would at least call into question their own ability to divine the provenance of their own damned source code. If they can't tell what Linus wrote and what they wrote, surely the judge will question why they're pestering IBM.

    I can't wait until Feb 18. ;)

  94. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by jpetts · · Score: 2, Informative

    inflated stock

    It's looking a little less inflated right now.

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  95. Re:Darl Goes to Harvard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a pity you didn't go to college; you might have learned some grammar.

  96. Harvard MIS Department: Hide the Computers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enuff said.

  97. DNFTT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do trolls such as this get +2 these days, when I thought that the "funny" mod no longer gave one karma? Go figure.

  98. Harvard's reputation is forever tarnished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harvard ought to be more careful about who they invite to speak.

    Darl McBride tarnished Harvard's reputation since he was invited there.

    Perhaps Stanford has better scruples and character and is more worthy of high esteem.

    1. Re:Harvard's reputation is forever tarnished by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stanford? The place where anyone can drop a class for any reason on the last day of the semester? All GPA's were made meaningless by this school!

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    2. Re:Harvard's reputation is forever tarnished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reputation Harvard ruined by the speech
      is the belief they are very serious people. The
      invite proves even Harvard people have a sense of humor.

  99. Morphine Tanks by Yellow_Piss_Hat · · Score: 0

    I would be swell if I could hear the sound of a whole other O.

    Apple Cinnamon, Cheerios. .. with new morphine tanks at the bottom of the box.

    Did the delivery man show up yet? I need my cake-cuh-cake.

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  100. Re:He'd better gone to Yale... by Vengie · · Score: 1

    Over my dead body. thanks. [not in my senior year]

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  101. Best Line that most people probably over looked by SpyPlane · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Above all, we wanted to go and present the non-RMS, non-crazy-anti-IP side of linux.

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  102. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Elminst · · Score: 1

    Maybe in the last few days...
    But this SCREAMS inflated to me;
    Past year
    A 22x increase in less than a year.

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  103. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cnkeller · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's looking a little less inflated right now

    Hardly. If you look at the year graph, it's still outstanding. It took a similar dip in August before climbing to dizzying new heights. I don't think SCO has much of a leg to stand on from a legal perspective, but the fact that remains anyone who bought at the last dip and was smart enough to sell a month doubled their money. Not a bad ROI for 30 days.

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  104. SCO and Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about this:

    MyDoom attacked both SCO and MS's websites. SCO completely buckled under the pressure, while MS's site is running just fine.

    So if you're looking for a reliable server, would this make you want to buy an MS server or a SCO server?

    I know this doesn't put Linux in the equation, or desktop PCs at all but it does show MS in a better light than ***ix OSes, at least on the server side.

    1. Re:SCO and Microsoft by Make · · Score: 1

      afaik, both are served by linux. difference is, microsoft's site is served by a really huge world wide cluster (by akamai, only front servers are linux).

  105. SCO can't get what it ultimately wants by empraptor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO doesn't want to make public what part of Linux infringes on their IP because they WANT their code to remain in Linux and make money off it. Yes? No?

  106. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Since I created the magical CString class, which exists only in my mind.

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  107. Re:Darl Goes to Harvard? by Slack0ff · · Score: 1

    every think I might still be in Highschool? Crazy isnt it...

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  108. and then... by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

    Best line was one student who when Darl asked if he was impacted by MyDoom.A e-mail virus answered 'No, I use Linux'."

    At this point Darl wrung his hands gleefully and said "Sic 'im boys!". Two heavyset men set upon the freeloading nerd and, after a brief struggle, relieved him of his wallet. "Anyone else use Linux?", Darl jeered, as he pocketed 2 dollars, fifty five cents, and an expired bus pass.

  109. To really make the point stick... by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It sounds like the students were pretty well informed, at least more than the speakers were. I think to really drive the point home, nobody should have showed up.

    I mean, having SCO speak on how to defend intellectual property rights is like Bill Gates giving a speech on business ethics.

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    1. Re:To really make the point stick... by tb3 · · Score: 1

      having SCO speak on how to defend intellectual property rights is like Bill Gates giving a speech on business ethics.
      You just know that's gonna end up as someone's sig. :)

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  110. Distancing ourselves from extremists. by borgheron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All,

    It's difficult to believe that these attacks (DDoS) and threats on SCO might be from GNU/Linux users.

    Despite the timing of the attacks, all of the evidence is highly circumstantial.

    We, as a community, however, must distance ourselves from extremists or extremist activities such as this by whatever means possible.

    We cannot compromise our core values which are embodied by the work done on Open Source and Free Software, but we also cannot allow corporations to usurp our hard work.

    We must, *above all else*, allow this to play out in court as this is the *only* way to make certain something like this doesn't happen again.

    This is my message and, while I can't speak for the community, I believe these statments to be undeniable. I, personally, don't think a Linux user is behind the attacks, but if it is, then it's one person or a small group of people who are acting foolishly and should not reflect on the community as a whole.

    Thanks, GJC

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    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    1. Re:Distancing ourselves from extremists. by xoran99 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I, personally, don't think a Linux user is behind the attacks

      I think it's rather obvious that the author is a Linux user, or else he wouldn't care about SCO. What is important is that he's not representative of all Linux users.

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    2. Re:Distancing ourselves from extremists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not obvious to me. He/she could be a Windows user who just happened to glance at a computer magazine and see the word "SCO" in a headline somewhere. Or as many have suggested, it is more likely put there to distract from the true purpose of the worm (reportedly it creates a network of spam forwarders). If that's the case then it seems to have worked admirably.

      But as you say, it doesn't matter anyway.

  111. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

    Goddamit! Is our currency still falling?

  112. You gotta feel sorry by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    for anyone thats this stupid. Darl doesn't stand a chance and most can see this.

    It makes you wonder,

    if brains were dynamite, could Darl generate enough force to blow his nose?

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  113. Jump on it now!! by MongooseCN · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's all invest our money in SCO stock! With the luck we're all having with corporate abuse and the IT industry in general, the stock is bound to plummet after we invest in it.

  114. Writeup from jrc on Groklaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a very good review I saw on Groklaw last night. Posted AC so as not to Karma whore...

    Notes from Harvard
    Authored by: jrc on Tuesday, February 03 2004 @ 12:46 AM EST

    I attended the session with Darl this evening at Harvard, and have typed up some of the points I noted as being important. I did not get it all, nor did I try: I assumed that the videofeed would be made available. I hope that others at the presentation (or who watch the feed) will correct me where I erred. Now off to bed... I am in awe of PJ's ability to stay up to 3 AM. Enjoy!

    KEY TAKE AWAYS

    Summary of IP Claims: SCO owns all Unix. Linux could not have become and enterprise class OS without assistance of Unix vendors who have SCO Unix licenses. SCO licensees all have confidentiality agreements. Therefore someone broke the confidentiality, and Linux has infringing code. (Somehow I don't think those syllogisms would withstand the scrutiny of a Formal Login 101 class, let alone a good lawyer.)

    Summary of GPL Claims: The GPL goes against Eldred v. Ashcroft in the sense that it fails to provide individual (economic) incentive to create new software. The GPL passes any copyright risks onto the user through the "no warrantee" clause.

    A Taxomony of their Claims: SCO is pursuing copyright Slander with Novell. It is pursuing breach of contract with IBM, and may pursue straight copyright claims against other parties. SCO is claiming that x% of Linux is OK, and y% is not. They want licenses to use the part that is not okay, and deflected questions about how that IP could be removed from Linux, even if going back to 2.2 would be okay. The only road they want people to see is their IP licensing program.

    OUTLINE OF PRESENTATION

    1. Value of Intellectual Property Market in Software
    2. Copyright and Eldred v. Ashcroft
    3. History of Unix
    4. What SCO owns
    5. Linux: how it grew too fast
    6. Open v. Proprietary Software
    7. SCO v. Free and Open Software

    PRESENTATION NOTES

    Darl as Illusionist: Seeing Darl brought a key insight into his character: he is an illusionist, a person who distracts his audience and leads them away from the activity that he does not want them to see. At numerous points during the presentation, he turned to the audience to direct attention away from the rational issue at hand and towards a emotional reaction. If I were an analyst, I would watch for this technique and immediately ask what he does not want you to see or ask.

    Source of Insecurity: The assertion that copyright laws might be outdated scares SCO, which makes sense for a company that is staking its business on a lawsuit over contracts which govern their IP acquisitions. Darl's presentation made it clear that SCO is not just pursuing a breach of contract case with IBM; it is trying to bring law and order to the wild west of a new age when intellectual property makes up the majority of corporations's assets.

    SCO Owns it All
    Darl asserted that SCO owns all rights, title and interest to Unix.
    SCO owns:

    * all Unix SysV source code
    * all agreements to Unix Vendors
    * all SysV copyrights, 8 pages of copyrights, plus amendment a year later,
    * all claims violation of Unix Licenses, with over 6000 contracts claims for damages
    * all SysV derivative works, "the control of derivate code is owned by SCO"

    Greed is Good: Darl cited Eldred v. Ashcroft to support his assertion that individual incentives are best way to forward public good. He confused free software as being solely "free as in beer," and continued his unfounded claims that the GPL is a slipperly slope to a world in which no one gets paid for their ideas and a Napster-like theft of all intellectual property will govern life in the frontier of the "digital age." (and I hate that term, digital age....)

    All Your Nixes Belong to Us: Darl put up a tree with the trunk as SCO Unix. The branches included the following Nixes:

    * BSD on same branch as AIX.

  115. Quote from the article, no make sense! by koa · · Score: 1

    Ok, I really wish I was there when this drivel was puked forth:

    [QUOTE]
    "The minute (IBM) puts its 10,000 patents into the public domain, I will follow you with my product," he said.
    [/QUOTE]

    I mean look, people. Seriously.. We ARE NOT contesting the viability of proprietary software. FOSS and Proprietary CAN co-exist, and noone is contending that it can't..

    Ok, next time he decides to have another little face-to-face, we need to get someone in there with a little better debating skills.

    I can't beleive (it is aparent) that he was able to wriggle his way out of there and still get the last word. (as far as I could tell...)

    Ok, I'm done for now...

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    ....move along....nothing to see here....
    1. Re:Quote from the article, no make sense! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      [QUOTE]
      "The minute (IBM) puts its 10,000 patents into the public domain, I will follow you with my product," he said.
      [/QUOTE]

      Absolutly this statement is rubbish. We don't want him to put his code in public domain. We want him to clearly identify it so we can stop violating his copyrights. If his claims are correct, distributors of Linux are voilating his copyright, but he is providing zero information on how to stop doing so. He does not even say "you have to stop distributing it", instead he claims he will get money from the receivers of the Linux copies, which is bogus because he is not punishing the copyright violator.

      SCO's actions are like IBM telling SCO "you are violating one of our patents, but we aren't going to tell you which one, so you have to go out of business".

  116. One comment I'd like to have seen made... by hankaholic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really wish that when Darl stated that the GPL hadn't been tested in court, someone had pointed out that neither had SCO's assertions.

    At least one argument they're using against the GPL can be used against the claim that anyone should pay them $699 per CPU.

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  117. But what if Darl is telling the truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The general assumption seems to be that SCO are lying about their claims. But what if it were Linus who were lying? What if the core of Linux, was actually Unix? What if SCO has been truthful?

    1. Re:But what if Darl is telling the truth? by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      What if C A T really spelled........Dog
      Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

  118. Darwin Award candidates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/34487 79.stm
    http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle _east/st ory.jsp?story=486950

    Stampede brings tragedy (sic) to Hajj

    A stampede at the Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia has killed 244 people, says the minister in charge of the event, Iyad Madani. .....

    The disaster happened as pilgrims flocked to the Jamarat Bridge in Mina, near Mecca, to hurl stones at pillars representing the devil. .....

    "There was more than 400 metres of people pushing in the same direction (which) resulted in the collapse of those next to the stoning area... and those behind. That led to panic," he said.

    --------

    Amusing! "The stoning area"! "pillars representing the devil"! Someone remind me - is this Monty Python, or just some seriously fucked up individuals? I wonder if this'll make it to the Darwin Awards?

  119. 'Ess See Oh' or 'Skoh'? by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    Help me out here. Is it pronounced letter by letter or as an acronym? I'm told it's 'Skoh', but that just sounds about as stupid as it looks.

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    1. Re:'Ess See Oh' or 'Skoh'? by Macrobat · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but their stock symbol is SCOX. Lately, I've been pronouncing that "Suh-COX."

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      "Hardly used" will not fetch you a better price for your brain.
    2. Re:'Ess See Oh' or 'Skoh'? by Ricin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I pronounce it 'skoh', their employees are said to do so too (or did). I always assumed everyone says 'Skoh'. It suits them.

      Until a few days ago the MyDoom herring got in the news here (in Holland) and I learnt that their PR people and the parro^H^H^H^Hmedia seem to think it's 'Ess See Oh'.

      But don't dispair, history will merely render them as the funny story that brought us the expression "pulling a sco".

      "Tell me again about Skoh gramps" ;-)

  120. Vaudeville Students by bstadil · · Score: 1

    vaudeville Students that knows when the Gig is up.

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  121. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. The comparison is between two pointers, one of which has been created on the fly. This would work, but it wouldn't be very much use:

    char * user_name = "DarlMcB";
    char * current_user;
    current_user = user_name;

    if(user_name == current_user)
    // etc

  122. Re:Full writeup text, (site slashdotted.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Err, I guess it may not be a typical pump & dump, but it might've been nice to ask him why ALL the institutional investors have been selling their stock non-stop since it went up.

    If they really believe in that target share price of fifty some dollars, why are they selling it as though the price is overinflated?

  123. Words From a Desparate Man by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Darl knows that he will never win against IBM et al in court, even if his claims had some merit, which they don't, IBM has enough cash, credit, and lawyers to squash a relatively small company like SCO. The indemnifications that IBM and others are offering to their clients are the legal equivalent of "an attack against one is an attack against all" treaties such as the one governing NATO. IBM, RedHat, and others will close ranks and take a "we don't negotiate with terrorists" scorched earth approach to this whole thing and when they are finished there will be nothing left of SCO but a smoking crater in the ground.

    1. Re:Words From a Desparate Man by whittrash · · Score: 1

      They could all turn on us. It just isn't convenient right now, but they could do it.

    2. Re:Words From a Desparate Man by jvollmer · · Score: 2, Funny
      when they are finished there will be nothing left of SCO but a smoking crater in the ground.

      That would be a caldera.

    3. Re:Words From a Desparate Man by forkboy · · Score: 1

      that wooshing sound you just heard was that comment going over the heads of 90% of the /. reader-base.

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  124. Minor point by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    From the flyer that they were handing out:

    Humans can read and understand source code; only a computer can understand and run the binary program.

    Now I realize that they had to dumb the flyer down a bit beacuse it was going to law students. (Zing!) But really, after seeing how cool and actually intelligent some of them were (Normally I'd not even consider saying something like that but hey, these are MIT students so they get the benifit of my doubt.) do they really need to be misinformed about something so basic?

    While it is very hard these days to read asm vs the early, oh say 8 bit, days it's still not impossable as that line seems to suggest. It is, however, true that only computers can run binary. Although I suppose if someone really wanted to, ie was as crazy as Darl, they could sit down with a piece of paper and a pen (No calculators now; thats a computer!) and write out how something would run. But even that would not work out well if it was a GUI.

    Anyway, it is just a minor thing but of my key things when countering FUD is the facts and I feel that everyone should keep that in mind.

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    1. Re:Minor point by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is possible to read assembler. But since the MIT crew's handout referred to binary, that isn't relevant. Assembly language is not binary.

    2. Re:Minor point by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      I realize I'm the one who started picking nits here but lets be clear on what exactly is what.

      Back in the old days when the //e had a built in disassembler, called the monitor for those who remember, it was possable to type in hex code directly into the computer. Basicly, if you knew the hex opcodes for what you wanted you could program you computer directly.

      So, while granted it would be a hell of a job to take even the hex opcodes and disassemble them it is possable. My major problem with the statment is that it makes binary code seem all but indechiperable to anything but a machine. But keep in mind this is not some sort of alien artifact that we don't know the interal workings of. With the proper tools it's more than possable to take a binary file, translate those binary codes into hex, match up the hex with the proper opcodes, then read the disassembled work.

      Again, I know I started this but my orignal statment still is very valid. And for the record while I could never do more than write some short stuff in the x300 range but a buddy of mine, whom I witnessed on many occasions, was able to write code directly into the monitor all the way from x800 well into the 2nd hires page. ;)

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    3. Re:Minor point by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Taking the more specific point first, the fact that assembly language is readable doesn't mean that binary machine language is. You seem to be conflating the two. With compiled languages, there are generally three main levels of representation

      • source (e.g. C)
      • assembly language
      • machine language

      There may of course be more, since there can be one or more levels of preprocessing of the source and one might distinguish between relocatable and absolute object code, and the machine code may be translated into microcode. People still sometimes write in assembly language and sometimes read it, because the program was originally written in assembly language, because they are testing a compiler, or because they have disassembled some machine code, but they almost never read machine code directly. The example you give is of reading assembly language, not machine code.

      People do occasionally write machine language directly - I've done it myself (in binary, not hex, entered through front panel switches), but reading machine language is extremely difficult. Even in the days when much more programming and debugging was done in assembler and machine language, the few people who were any good at reading raw machine language were regarded as gurus. I don't know if anybody can do it today. So it isn't at all misleading to describe source code as what humans use and machine language as usable only by the computer.

    4. Re:Minor point by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Taking the more specific point first, the fact that assembly language is readable doesn't mean that binary machine language is. You seem to be conflating the two.

      Not at all, I simply wish that you understand the fact that while machine code is not typically ment to be read by humans, there are steps that can be made to turn it back into some form of code that can be read.

      Why are binary files called binarys? That in iself is a misrepresentation of what that actually is. It's not a magic set of 1's and 0's that some how got thrown together and then do what was intended in the source, rather it's a set of instructions, typically refered to as opcodes, that on a very low level tell the CPU what to do. What they really are are programs that operate on a much lower level, and thus faster and typically more flexable, than an interpreted language does. (For the record does an interpreted language operate as machine code? Yes, it just does it "on the fly" in a sence.)

      Now, if you want to go down to a really low level and think about what the CPU might be doing by caching certin parts of that program (The Binary if you will.) then you get into things that are really beyond what a human could/should be looking at. However if I were to write a simple Hello World program and then watch the gates flip, if I knew what I was looking for I bet I could tell you what was going on.

      Bottom line is, that "binarys" arn't really binary in the sence that they are just a collection of 1's and 0's. They are rather a set of instructions that is based, in a compiled laguage, on source. Yes, in this day and age there is little reason to have to disassemble programs due to the fact that typically the source exists, even if it is closed source. However in some cases, a very good example being viri and the likes, there is a definite need to be able to take the program (binary) and use the tools that we developed to "decompile" it into human readable format.

      I respect what your trying to say but I think your missing what I'm really saying myself.

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    5. Re:Minor point by Reziac · · Score: 1

      IANAP, but sometimes I can look at a binary and say "this here part does that there function", but that only works if I already know what the program, or binary data file, is supposed to do. Frex, at one time I could have entered a WP5.1 document, with some formatting, as a raw binary. And I've successfully done a raw edit in the manner of "Aha, this byte makes that function happen, so if I delete this byte, that function will stop happening". However, it still wouldn't be useful without a computer to process the resulting file. :)

      This sort of perversion happens when you think viewing binaries with LIST is perfectly normal everyday behaviour. :)

      But this sillyness aside, I think your distinction is a perfectly reasonable representation of how it is in everyday use.

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    6. Re:Minor point by Reziac · · Score: 1

      REAL programmers use "copy con program.zip" :)

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  125. Because SCO can't even get their story straight by Curtman · · Score: 4, Informative
    Becuase that's all a matter of public record, except for the Unix code. This header file shenanigans is just to distract people from the real issues. The IBM case is unrelated to Linus, its a contract dispute between SCO and IBM. I don't know how 'the core of Linux' became an issue either. None of the things SCO is complaining about would constitute the core of anything, the IBM stuff is all optional. Like SCO said at the beginning of all this, the ABI (header files) is all based on publicly documented interfaces:

    • Blake Stowell: No, none of the code in the Linux ABI modules contains SCO IP. This code is under the GPL and it re-implements publicly documented interfaces. We do not have an issue with the Linux ABI modules. The IP that we are licensing is all in the shared libraries - these libraries are needed by many OpenServer applications *in addition* to the Linux ABI.


    Particularly funny is what happens when you Email SCO asking why you need a license if you aren't using any of the modules involved in the IBM case. Maybe they've come up with an answer by now, but the response I got was 'direct any further questions to the sales department'.
  126. Huh? Targetting Outlook? Not this time... by g3rr!t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Internet News article states:

    "...the MyDoom.A e-mail virus, which targeted Outlook and Outlook Express users and installed malicious code..."

    To the best of my knowledge this is one of the few worms which does NOT specifically target/exploit Outlook/Outlook Express!
    This one relies on stupidity ONLY, as far as I know, and a Windows OS.

    Incidentally, using Linux wouldn't have stopped the flood of mails this one has generated at my work. But I guess it could protect a moron from running the executable properly.

    Sorry for being a nitpicker.

    1. Re:Huh? Targetting Outlook? Not this time... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      No, it relied on Outlook bugs that hid the extension of the file and made it look like a .txt file.

      However there are lots of indications that people are stupid enough that they clicked on it in other mail readers that did not have this bug and clearly indicated the file was executable. So you could claim that it did not rely on Outlook bugs, but somebody certainly wrote some code to use the Outlook bug if it could.

      Also if I understand it right, it sometimes sent the file as a .zip. This would indicate a bug in the unzip code as it executed the file rather than just put it on the disk. Or possible they just disguised the .exe as a .zip and thus relied on the Outlook bug. I don't know about this one.

  127. Where did Al Gore flunk out of, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure you get both of them!

  128. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    The comparison is between two pointers, one of which has been created on the fly. This would work, but it wouldn't be very much use:

    Which is what I said. Memory address comparison.

    But it depends on the compiler. Some will optimize memory use by providing a single address to all identical strings (char arrays).

    You can have a statement such as
    #define MY_NAME "RetroGeek"
    Then use this everywhere. The pre-processor will replace all MY_NAME with "RetroGeek", which could be in many places.

    Which can be bad if your code alters the string on the fly.

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  129. Re:He'd better gone to Yale... by rewt66 · · Score: 1
    I think you didn't get the yoke...

    It originally comes from a "Dilbert" cartoon. The boss hires a new user interface designer, whose previous career was being an international terrorist. The boss says, "It isn't a perfect fit, but he went to Yale." Dilbert comments to Sven, the new guy, about him (Sven) going to Yale, and Sven says, "I yust got out last week."

    He'll be in the paper all week...

  130. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just FYI - SCO's new web site runs Linux.

  131. Funney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real funney

  132. Saint Thomas Moore by argoff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone renember St. Thomas, where when the king forced everyone to change to his religion, he disagreed strongly, but tried to declare that he was in full compliance of the law - because the law gave him the right to be silent.

    In a way, this is what's happening today. I am confident that the GPL here is not in violation of the law, but I am also confident that copyright monopolies do not belong in the information age and must go. And the GPL is the license most true to that spirit.

    PS: St Thomas was executed, inspite of his attempt to stay within the law by being silent. There's a lesson to be learned from this.

    1. Re:Saint Thomas Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Saint" Thomas Moore killed people and burned bibles. When he was later killed by the same state run churches that he previously used to murder others is a good example of "he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword".

      That he was a murderer, and yet is worshipped by millions of people, says a lot about the catholic church.

  133. Re:He'd better gone to Yale... by Vengie · · Score: 1

    haha. oops. ok. funny. ;)

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  134. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, the insiders have continued selling with absolutely no sign whatsoever that they have the confidence to purchase their own company's stock. They been doing that at least since the lawsuit was filed. In spite of their public statements about SCO's glowing future, it appears that the only glow they're counting on is the "golden handshake".

  135. I could destroy SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, given my track record, I should go to work for SCO. Every company I've worked for in the past 15 years has met one of three fates: bankruptcy, buy out, or downsizing more than 50%. And since most of my projects get terminated after I leave them, I should join their legal team as an expert on C code.

  136. part of the reason... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    "there is no such thing as bad press"

    LOTS of people know the SCO name now. That is a marketable and, therefore, valuable quality (however whacked that seems).

  137. Natalie Portman by Sweetshark · · Score: 1

    Kissinger? Hearst? Updike? Kaczynski? Love Story?

    but ....
    but ....
    NATALIE PORTMAN !!!!
    Slashdot conflict! Good or evil?

  138. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by protogoogoo69 · · Score: 1

    Well...it works, which could possibly mean it is legitimate, however you cannot use your hack to compare

    char amessage[] = "now is the time"; /*an array*/
    char *pmessage = "now is the time"; /* a pointer */

    Since amessage is an array just big enough to hold the sequence of characters and '/0' that initializes it, while pmessage is a pointer initialized to point to a string constant. Individual characters may be changed in the former, whereas the result is undefined if you try to change the contents of the latter. Here, try this code and tell me if there exists an equality operator defined over strings:

    char *UserName = "DarylMcB";
    char *Loser = "DarylMcB";
    char Name[] = "DarylMcB";
    char *Lusername;
    Lusername=UserName;

    printf("UserName == %s\n",UserName);
    printf("Name == %s\n",Name);

    if (UserName=="DarylMcB") ... //This works
    if (Lusername=="DarylMcB") ... //This works too
    if (UserName == Loser) ... //and so does this

    if (UserName == Name) ... //This however should not work.
    if (Name == "DarylMcB") ... //and neither should this.

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  139. When you have no friends, the enemy of your enemy by adb · · Score: 1

    is the next best thing.

  140. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

    Every time I've accidentally done something like this, the compiler has barfed. Doesn't matter if it's gcc, one of the Sun compilers, the one that comes with AIX, ...

    So sure I should know better by now, but when you also write code in languages which do support this type of string comparison, it's easy to forget it 'til compile time.

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  141. That was me by Matt+Welsh · · Score: 1

    It turns out I was the one who said that, although I'm not a student.

  142. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    #define is a macro. It's processed before the compiler sees it.

    I know of no compiler that would store two strings in the same location just because their contents are identical, except possibly for an Intercal compiler. Is that the one you mean?

  143. Video and extremely rough transcript. by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
    You can see a video of the transcript at http://media.law.harvard.edu:8888/ramgen/jolt/spri ng_04/2004-02-02_an_0630-0830.rm While I watched it, I took these very rough notes. Enjoy.

    superbowl - playing feild analogy
    us vs ibm
    combatants
    david-goliath
    ibm=10000lb, sco=200lbs

    importance of ip

    sco owns unix - my view

    defend ip

    side-show - mydoom - largest virus, largest ddos

    i was working with oss leader, listened to his speech, i'm not a student
    he said - copyrights in us are outdated, out of sync with digital age
    lobby congress to overturn current copyright laws and DMCA
    dmca is a disaster, get it out
    i have importants copyrights
    he attacked copyrights

    he said: we sell linux, it's free, we go out and displace SCO and Sun

    i took that personally

    stuff happened between us and ibm, hence lawsuit

    take a hard look at the importance of copyrights

    dilbert cartoon - i created kazza, wouldn't society collapes? yeah, but it's cool

    statistics about ip - copyrighted works drive industry, .5 trillion, exports, jobs, sales. ip assets are becoming more inportant in 20 years, ip is becoming significant, see nifty chart

    eldred vs. ashcroft - copyright extension act.

    congress promotes progress with exclusive rights - initial investment is based on roi. ability to license, ensure value for you and customers. we see in digital age, question "how do you deal with easily available digital works." how do you deal with free dl'd copyrighted works over internet.

    who uses napster? ok. 40 million napster dl's. it was exciting. like shoplifting (it's great!) seems not a good thing. now itunes, legit napster, not for free. video industry says it can't compete with a free model - film piracy, (don't send messages) drug industry, patents.

    how do free models work in protectable industries? congress said, fair compensation, incentive, let's move on. stevens said, rewarding author is secondary to progress of science. he was minority, majority said "economic philosophy - encourage individual effort by personal gain to help public" You will shape this argument - which side will win? (19min) 7 justices ruled in favor that copyrighted works are extendable, protectable, progress is best favoring individual artists. minority (that's you) progress of science is key determiner of how this plays on. battle ongoing, despite decision.

    SCO Owns The UNIX OS. Two OS's - windows (bill gates, billions, desktop -> server); UNIX, not desktop, really for businesses. servers behind businesses are geared around unix. started at atnt -> novell -> sco. center is ip / contract rights. we paid 100M for these rights. at the center of attention.

    People have many opionions. Winding road is one question, second question is what do we have? in simple terms (not details), basics. first things is SysV, commercialized unix, atnt gave to us. We own the source code. (object, binary, source...etc) (crown jewels). SCO owns agreement to all unix vendors. MS is monolithic. They own it lock stock barrel, singularaly as one company. Unix was partnered and licensed 1000's of times by atnt. how common is it to license source this broadly? not very. we also own SysV copyrights. APA says, 8 pages of copyrights are ours. Ammendment reinforces we own them. Novell has claimed ownership. We got it from them, and in last 6 months Novell said we didn't sell you them. We disagree violently, so we filed a lawsuit. why? we went to copyright office, registered. audience:"you provide them with a copy, fill out forms, pay a fee. We received additional legal protection." it's cool, you get it, and "wow". "

    key part - copyright office granted us certain legal protections. sontag was responsible for that. it was like, "cool". We got word that Novell had filed for regisrations on the same works. And guess what? CO granted them a

  144. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of you weenies need to learn about strcmp and strcpy.

  145. More like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bonzo goes to College!!! I know I'm dating myself!

  146. I was one of the law students in attendance... by kmcrober · · Score: 3, Informative
    I tried submitting the notice and the address for the live webcast a few days in advance, but it got rejected by the editors. Better late than never, I guess. You can watch the speech at the Journal of Law and Technology's archive.

    JOLT's presentation of the event was very odd. They made a few comments at the start that made it sound like they were only grudgingly admitting non-Harvard Law students, which is a shame, because the MIT people really came to play. Their questions were good, and the kept it all professional and on-message. (JOLT does and always has, as far as I know, made their events open off-campus; the editor's comments just made it sound like he wasn't all that happy to have a room packed with non-HLS kids.)

    Darl was also impressive, to be honest. He was more than a little bit evasive in his answers, but he was very good about going back to the MIT students for questions, even though there were some obviously more sympathetic law students with their hands up. He also stayed around for a bit after the presentation to talk to a small knot of students, presumably including the author of the linked piece.

    While he didn't convince me that SCO has a case, he did a fairly good job of convincing me that he *believes* they have a case, and that it's not a scam. He did, after the speech in the small discussion, address the "pump and dump" allegations; he denies selling any significant stock, and claimed any internal sell-offs have been minor and insignificant. I was just on the periphery of that conversation though, so take my report with a grain of salt.

    A couple of people have commented on McBride's bodyguard. He did, in fact, have a bodyguard there; I was told it was because he's received death threats. The other guy (the one who actually looks like a bodyguard) was a Harvard police officer; university policy forbids guest speakers from bringing bodyguards on campus without a peace officer in attendance, apparently.

  147. Not answering questions about SAMBA by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was blown away when someone asked him (paraphrased): If you believe the GPL license is unconstitutional, what right then do you have to distribute SAMBA in your products.

    At this they said (again paraphrasing): Samba is good, we dont believe that Samba is tainted in any way.

    They did not answer in any way what right they have to distribute Samba if they believe that the GPL is invalid. If the GPL is proven invalid (unlikely), it does not mean that the work suddenly becomes public domain. They cant seem to admit to the fact that they are basically screwed either way.

    I would highly doubt that SCO could come up with a clean room implementation of the SMB protocol in any reasonable span of time that they could incorporate into their products. And imagine the reduced value of an SCO OS platform if it did not have open source tools like samba embedded.

    I would cherish the day that Darl & Co goes up to the Samba developers to negotiate a seperate license and those developers tell them to go to hell. They will never do this even if it is shown that they have no right to distribute Samba because their core business is no longer software development, but litigation.

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    1. Re:Not answering questions about SAMBA by mpe · · Score: 1

      They did not answer in any way what right they have to distribute Samba if they believe that the GPL is invalid.

      Sounds like Darl is in training to become a politican.

      If the GPL is proven invalid (unlikely), it does not mean that the work suddenly becomes public domain. They cant seem to admit to the fact that they are basically screwed either way.

      Even if most, possibly even all, of their accusations are eventually accepted by the court they will have admitted to what amounts to commercial software piracy.

  148. A Mouthful by LuYu · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    There was a more pragmatic realization as well: While I respect Linus's position that he's just an engineer, and really doesn't want to deal with legal issues, I think that position is much less of an option these days. We're having the law forced on us, and if we're not careful, one day we're going to wake up in a world where IP restrictions will take all the fun out of engineering.
    He really said a mouthful here. This is the problem: Why do we have to be bothered by the law on a daily basis?

    This especially applies to copyright, a law that most people should not even know exists. It used to be a law for people who published books. Now it is a form of censorship and an export restriction for the common citizen.

    Engineers and programmers should not be waisting their time with copyright law. They should be engineering and programming. The fact that they are waisting their time with copyright law means that progress is being hindered by the misappropriation of their intelligence to the solution of a problem that should not exist.

    Therefore, yet again, copyright, rather than promoting progress, is in fact hindering it by misappropriating mental resources from more important tasks. What would Jefferson think?

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  149. Darl uses linux?? by Ghostx13 · · Score: 0

    I wonder if he's paid the $699 fee?

  150. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by Peter+Harris · · Score: 2, Informative

    Right you are.

    But anyone holding SCO stock and expecting it to still be worth much after Friday is delusional.

    For rational, informed speculation about what might happen at the hearing on the 6th, go read Groklaw.

    Anything further I might add would just be noise.

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  151. SCO has not sued any Linux users. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Their idiocy has not reached such heights yet.

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  152. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    I know that #define is a macro. That is why I said pre-processor.

    I started with C many years ago. Probably the modern compilers no longer do this. There used to be a concern with the amount of RAM and disk space apps required.

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  153. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    ROTFLMAO!

    Only on /. would a jest encompassing a few lines of "code" turn into a unending string of improvements to that code and a discussion about wether it would actually work or not.

    Talk about Geeks 'R Us

    On a more serious note, don't threads like that actually prove that code == speech ?

  154. Link to Boston Globe coverage by LukePieStalker · · Score: 1

    The Boston Globe has an article by Hiawatha Bray about the event entitled "Mr. Unpopular".

  155. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    I think you should have continued to learn C.

  156. Re:Darl Goes to Harvard? by nojomofo · · Score: 1

    Why is this modded as "Insightful"?? Having open debate with all views represented is a great way to get an education (read: you learn to think for yourself). If students only get one side of the story (or the party line), then they don't learn to think for themselves and are nothing more than parrots. How do I know that Darl's wrong if I don't actually hear what he has to say? If I don't hear him, than I'm really only parrotting other peoples' opinions, because I don't have enough evidence to properly form my own.

    This clearly asn't about anybody making a dollar, this was about Harvard's Law journal bringing in a speaker for educational purposes. It got people thinking. It allowed people to better understand Darl's position. Sounds like it was a good educational experience. It doesn't sound to me (from the descriptions here and elsewhere) like there was much of anybody who bought into what Darl says, but it's great that they were allowed to form their own opinions.

  157. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    I never said it was good practise! C lets you shoot yourself. This is both good AND bad.

    The original point was that:

    if ( somepointer == "A string" )

    IS valid code.

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  158. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    char amessage[] = "now is the time"; /*an array*/

    This tells the C compiler that you want to set up an address space to hold 16 char spaces. The C compiler does this, then assigns a memory space named amessage which holds the start address of the 16 char spaces.

    char *pmessage = "now is the time"; /* a pointer */

    This tells the C compiler that you want to set up an address space to hold 16 char spaces. The C compiler does this, then assigns a memory space named pmessage which holds the start address of the 16 char spaces.

    Both statements are equivalent, and both Xmessage variables can be used in interchangable ways:
    *amessage is the same as amessage[0]
    *pmessage is the same as pmessage[0]

    and given that a char is 1 byte in size:
    *(amessage + 1) is the same as amessage[1]
    *(pmessage + 1) is the same as pmessage[1]

    There are NO arrays as such in C. An array in C is the start of a contiguous memory space. When you use an indice in the "array" such as amessage[2], then the C compiler examines the sizeof() of the variable type, then moves the pointer sizeof * indice bytes. In the case of a char (1 byte) amessage[2] wil point to amessage + 2 bytes.

    If amessage was a struct with a sizeof 30 bytes, then amessage[2] would be amessage + (30 * 2).

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  159. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    It might compile, but it wouldn't do what you want it to. You're comparing the pointer, not the contents; this will always return false. It has nothing to do with the vintage of the compiler; C just doesn't work the way you think it does.

    Perhaps you're thinking of Java?

  160. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    It might compile, but it wouldn't do what you want it to.

    No argument there, in most cases. It still depends on the compiler.

    If the compiler DOES reuse address space for identical strings, then it WOULD work. If the compiler creates a new address space for every string, then yes, it would always return false.

    And in Java, this would not work as it would be comparing objects. It would compile, but would always be false.

    In Java you would use:

    if ( someTex.equals("some value") )

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  161. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    If the compiler DOES reuse address space for identical strings, then it WOULD work. If the compiler creates a new address space for every string, then yes, it would always return false.

    C always does the latter. Perhaps it was in a nightmare that you encountered a compiler that works the other way?

    And in Java, this would not work as it would be comparing objects. It would compile, but would always be false.

    Actually in Java,

    String s1 = "hello";
    String s2 = "hello";

    (s1 == s2) would return true. But if one of the strings was generated like this:

    String s2 = "he";
    s2 += "llo";

    (s1 == s2) would return false, which is why using the equals function is more predictable. I don't know why Java works that way.

  162. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know why Java works that way.

    Because in Java a String is immutable, so the compiler only creates one instance of the "hello", then s1 and s2 are references to that one instance.

    But the s2 += "llo"; creates a new instance.

    When you do s1 == s2 you are comparing references.

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  163. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by protogoogoo69 · · Score: 1

    >...There are NO arrays as such in C. ...

    Wrong! I suggest you read the book "The C Programming language: 2nd Ed." by Kernighan and Ritchie. You'll notice I pretty much quoted word-from-word section 5.5, pg. 104.

    >Both statements are equivalent, and both Xmessage variables can be used in interchangable ways

    NO! Again, reread my reply and run the code. They are NOT the same since you can change the contents of amessage but not necessarily the string pointed to by pmessage. Furthermore, you're little hack will not determine equality between amessage and the string pointed to by pmessage, yet they are strings. I hate to see people giving bogus programming tips, and your's was bogus.

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  164. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    NO!

    YES!

    From K&R (first edition) section 5.3 pointers and arrays, page 93 "In C, there is a strong relationship between pointers and arrays, strong enough that pointers and arrays really should be treated simultaneously. Any operation which can be achieved by array subscripting can also be done with pointers."

    And then on page 94 "Rather more surprising, at least at first sight, is the fact that a reference to a[i] can also be written as *(a+i)."

    The ONLY limitation between the two methods is that the pointer can be moved around, that is p++, whereas the array variable cannot.

    They are NOT the same since you can change the contents of amessage but not necessarily the string pointed to by pmessage.

    Yes you can change both. Nothing in the C language definition prevents you from doing that.

    Furthermore, you're little hack will not determine equality between amessage and the string pointed to by pmessage, yet they are strings.

    First of all, it is not my little hack. Go back and re-read this thread.

    Secondly, there are NO strings in C. There ARE arrays of characters, and those arrays must have a 0x0 somewhere in them to indicate the termination of the useful portion of the array. If they do not, then all functions which manipulate or examine these arrays will continue on past the apperant end of the array until they DO encounter a 0x0.

    I hate to see people giving bogus programming tips

    Yes I agree. But my original reply was that the code WOULD COMPILE, contrary to the parent comment. Not that it was good programming form.

    I would modify my original statement "It will even work since most compilers will find all instances of identical strings and equate their locations:" to "It might even work since some compilers will find all instances of identical strings and equate their locations:"

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  165. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by protogoogoo69 · · Score: 1

    >>>Both statements are equivalent, and both Xmessage variables can be used in interchangable ways
    >>NO!
    >YES!


    NO! :)
    What part of "On the other hand, pmessage is a pointer, initialized to point to a string constant; the pointer may subsequently be modified to point elsewhere, but the result is undefined if you try to modify the string contents" do you not understand? (pg. 104).

    >>They are NOT the same since you can change the contents of amessage but not necessarily the string pointed to by pmessage.
    >Yes you can change both. Nothing in the C language definition prevents you from doing that.


    Yes, and nothing stops us from coding segfaulty code either, so what part of "not necessarily" did you not understand?

    >First of all, it is not my little hack.

    It doesn't hold water if you try to determine equality with "if (amessage == pmessage)". Therefore its a hack, as that was the intent of your post, no? And since its less than 1k, then that makes it a little hack, but why are you so concerned with size? Fine, it was a HUGE hack. Happy? ...or did you think I was being condescending? Well, I was. :)

    >Secondly, there are NO strings in C. There ARE arrays of characters...
    hmm...could of sworn I said something about quoting K&R on page 104, which is probably the context from which I am using the term "string".

    > But my original reply was that the code WOULD COMPILE, contrary to the parent comment. Not that it was good programming form.

    Look, I dont care for a fight on semantics, or the intent of your original post. In fact, I thought your code was pretty clever, but your message ended short of informing neophyte programmers that this isn't proper code. Rather, someone listening in might get ideas of: "if code compiles, then code is good," which brings us to the topics of security and memory leaks...so let's move on.

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  166. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

    The kernel has no concept of usernames. It only knows the UID. the login program looks up the username in /etc/passwd, and sets the UID accordingly. whoami looks up the UID in /etc/passwd and displays the first username with that UID.

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  167. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    There's this thing called a "joke". Perhaps you've heard of it.

    Please remove Part A ("stick") from Part B ("ass"), and then proceed to Step 7.

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  168. Re:Anything you say will be taken down and used .. by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

    What is Step 7?

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