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  1. Here's another one. on Apple Releases Mac Mini · · Score: -1
    Wal-Mart HP

    For $468 you get:

    HP vx74 17-inch flat screen CRT monitor

    Intel Celeron D Processor 340 (2.93 GHz, 533 FrontSide bus, 256 KB L2 Cache)

    40 GB Ultra DMA hard drive

    256 MB DDR-SDRAM with up to 64 MB allocated to video memory

    Memory expandable to 2 GB

    Integrated Intel Extreme Graphics with up to 64 MB shared video memory

    CD Writer and DVD combo drive (CD-RW/DVD)

    Drive Speeds: 48x32x16x48

    Front Panel 9-1 reader: Compact Flash I/II - SmartMedia - Memory Stick - Memory Stick Pro - MultiMediaCard - Secure Digital (SD) - IBM MicroDrive, xD

    High-speed 56K flex modem

    Integrated 10/100Base-T networking interface

    HP keyboard, HP scroller mouse

    Available Slots: 2 PCI; Available External Ports: 5 USB 2.0 - 1 serial - 1 parallel; Available Bays: one 5.25", one 3.25"

    Software Included: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition with Service Pack 2, Microsoft Works 7.0, Microsoft Money Standard 2004, Intuit Quicken New User's Edition 2004, and much more

    Yes, it's a big, bulky CRT monitor. But let's see what we can do with this PC that we can't do with the minimac:

    • Type things
    • Move the mouse pointer around
    • Actually see what's happening on our screen
    • Hear sounds
    • Upgrade the memory without voiding the warranty or paying an Apple-authorized dealer's salary
    • Connect a microphone, or an audio line in (or both at once)
    • Connect it to our stereo with the line out
    • Add a DX9, 256MB PCI graphics card for under $100
    • Attach a USB printer, webcam, etc, etc to our USB ports without buying an additional USB hub. (Because the 2 USB ports on the minimac are taken up by the keyboard and mouse [not included])
    • Plug the flash memory from our digicam into the card reader, saving the expense and fuss of a USB digicam cable every time. Even with the xD cards from newer Fuji and Olympus cameras.
    • And so much more

    And what are the advantages of the Mac? Well, first of all, it's not a fair comparison. Because to kit out our Mac with all the things we really do need (monitor, keyboard, mouse) we're already several hundred dollars more expensive. But let's go with it anyway.

    • We get a small, stylish computer.
      Well, that's great if all we care about is show. If you think it makes you look cool, well, I think it does too-- among people who don't know shit.
    • It doesn't use much power
      Who actually cares about this? I mean, if you're so anal that you're counting the watts of your home PC, by all means, buy the mac.
    • It's quiet.
      Did I mention the HP comes with speakers?
    • It has OSX.
      Great. So it has an OS that you'll be expected to pay something like $100/yr. to keep up to date (if you average it out), and probably doesn't run the software you want to use.
      • I am tired now. You guys wore me out.

        Yeargh!

  2. Re:Headless Alternative for Less on Apple Releases Mac Mini · · Score: -1
    Have you ever heard a Dell? No? Neither have I, because they use steel cases and are very clever about the way they route air through them. They're very quiet.

    And I always love when the Mac fanboys have to resort to an argument which amounts to: "it looks cool." Yeah, that's a great reason to buy one _computer_ over another.

  3. Re:Islam is the "religion of peace" on Iran Cracks Down on Internet Sites · · Score: -1

    That one got them riled up. Good one. I would also add a reference to the time the Saudi religious police wouldn't let some schoolgirls flee their burning dormitory because they weren't wearing appropriate moslemwear. They let them all burn to death. Haha.

  4. Re:Censorship resistant networks on Exeem "Successor" to Suprnova Announced · · Score: -1
    Information and content is a lot cheaper and more easily accessible than it was a few years ago. The RIAA still sells CDs for $10-$20, when a CD holds 700MB of music/data, tops. Meanwhile, a DVD, with 8GB of Video/Music/Data, is usually in the $20 range. Already, CDs seem overpriced.

    They definitely are. Here's my favorite example. You can buy the soundtrack to the movie Chicago for $10. You can buy a DVD of the movie for $15. Of course the DVD includes all of the music that's on the CD. So in a sense you get the movie for $5. And some commentary tracks. And perhaps, somebody who knows more about this stuff can answer this, the sound on the DVD being Dolby digital 5.1 DTS etc. etc., the music on the DVD may actually be better quality than what's on the CD.

    If I wanted to build a library of movies cheaply, I wouldn't bother downloading them. I'd get a good double layer DVD burner, a spindle of DVD+-R's, and a Netflix subscription.

    Why can't I post anonymously? Yeargh!

  5. Re:Dutch people on Holland Bans AMD's 'Virus Protection' Campaign · · Score: -1

    There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

  6. Raily? on Next G5 Multitasks Operating Systems · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You don't say.

    Yeargh!

  7. Re:More money than brains I guess on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: -1

    So anybody who doesn't donate to a pet shelter is wrong? They're now to be equated with slaveowners? You're a fucking genius.

  8. Re:Finally someone I can relate too on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: -1

    Yeah, that's great honey, now go make me a sandwich.

  9. Re:Missing from the FAQ on Trillian 3.0 Released · · Score: -1

    I found the FAQ answer refreshing. How many times have you read a FAQ where the answer is "no" but they don't want to tell you "no" so they talk around it with a bunch of marketspeak gibberish-- "Product X uses certain libraries that are only available on certain platforms. After carefully considering the needs of our customers we determined blah blah blah..." Why make me read a paragraph when one word will do?

  10. Re:Hammer on Photos and Commentary On AMD's PIC · · Score: -1
    Go hammer, go hammer, go!

    Yeargh!

  11. Yeargh! on Consensus on Global Warming · · Score: -1
    the last ten years' published scientific articles (articles from crank or non-peer-reviewed publications were not counted)

    Big shocker there. A bunch of establishment greens review all the papers before publication, and what do you know, no paper disagreeing with their groupthink gets published.

    article by a geologist which suggests that the Earth is in serious, imminent, unavoidable danger.

    Let me guess, unless he gets extensive government funding right now, we're all doomed. Well, if it's unavoidable, I'm going to drive my Suburban down to Super Wal-Mart, buy me some of that Brazilian burned-down-rainforest beef, and have a humongous fucking Earth-Day-in-December barbecue, because global warming is unavoidable anyway.

    Question for people: What covered half of North America 20,000 years ago? Given that, wouldn't you say the earth has gotten warmer over the past 20,000 years? What makes you think it ever stopped?

    And then we're gonna take back the White House! Yeargh!

  12. Re:I have a friend on Coping with Gaming Addiction · · Score: 5, Funny
    I watched him kill bugs for an hour in Everquest to build experience points (I made fun of him till he quit). I'm sorry but that's just a waste of time.

    The only bigger waste of time is YOU SITTING THERE WATCHING SOMEBODY ELSE PLAY EVERQUEST.

  13. Gmail invites on Hotmail Cracks Down on Spam · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have 11 Gmail invites that I will give to the first 11 _logged in_ replies to this. Be sure to include your email address (obfuscated okay).

  14. Okay, come clean mechE's on Soyuz Damage May Delay Space Station Trip · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's your dream to someday design something that requires exploding bolts, right?

  15. Here they come! on Google Releases Gmail Notifier · · Score: -1

    Okay

  16. Gmail invites on Google Releases Gmail Notifier · · Score: -1

    Since we're on the topic, I have 11 Gmail invites to give away. I will give them to the first 11 logged-in replies to this. Be sure to include your email address (obfuscated ok, as long as I can deobfuscate it)

  17. It's official: Voters in 7 states confirm: on Joe Trippi Interviewed · · Score: -1
    It is now official - Voters in 7 states have confirmed: The Howard Dean campaign is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent polls confirmed that Howard Dean accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.

    You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore about 1.00 - (.38 + .32 + .16 + .11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of Howard Dean votes in Iowa.

    Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on, Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.

    All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.

    Fact: The Howard Dean campaign is dead

    -r

  18. It's official: Voters in 7 states confirm: on Joe Trippi Interviewed · · Score: -1
    It is now official - Voters in 7 states have confirmed: The Howard Dean campaign is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Howard Dean campaign when recent polls confirmed that Howard Dean accounts for less than a fraction of 15 percent of all voters. Coming on the heels of the latest New Hampshire primary which plainly states that the Howard Dean campaign has lost more vote share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Howard Dean campaign is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead third in the recent Iowa caucus.

    You don't need to be a Bill Schneider to predict the Howard Dean campaign's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Howard Dean campaign faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Howard Dean campaign because the Howard Dean campaign is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Howard Dean campaign. As many of us are already aware, the Howard Dean campaign continues to lose vote share. Angry, lunatic rants flow like a river. Howard Dean's voice is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume due to his apish shrieks. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time campaign manager Joe Trippi only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the Howard Dean campaign is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Polling leader Zogby states that 38% of democrats support John Kerry. How many supporters of John Edwards are there? Let's see. The number of John Kerry versus John Edwards posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 19 to 16. Therefore about 32% of democrats support John Edwards. John Edwards posts on Usenet are about twice the volume of Wesley Clark posts. Therefore about 16% of democrats support Wesley Clark. A recent primary put Joe Lieberman at about 11% of democrat voters. Therefore about 1.00 - (.38 + .32 + .16 + .11) = 3% of democrats support Howard Dean. This is consistent with the number of Howard Dean votes in Iowa.

    Due to the troubles of Howard Dean, temper tantrums and so on, Howard Dean's voters went to other candidates and were taken over by Dick Gephardt who sells another failed tax-and-spend philosophy. Now the Dick Gephardt campaign is also dead, its voters turned over to even less desirable candidates.

    All major surveys show that the Howard Dean campaign has steadily declined in vote share. The Howard Dean campaign is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Howard Dean campaign is to survive at all it will be among far left peaceniks. The Howard Dean campaign continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Howard Dean campaign is dead.

    Fact: The Howard Dean campaign is dead

    -r

  19. Gmail invites on EU Ministers Went Off-Brief In Patent Vote · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I have 6 more Gmail invites to give out to the first 6 logged in replies to this message. Be sure to include your email address (obfuscated okay).

  20. Gmail invites on Besieged Movie Industry Suffers Record Takings · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I have 11 GMail invites which I will give to the first 11 logged in replies to this message.

    No joke!

  21. Re:I Took A Really Huge Shit Tonight. on McDonald's Germany Moves to SuSE Linux · · Score: -1

    Pictures???

  22. b;sjdj on Stopping Overseas Fax Spam? · · Score: -1

    kjdkjdkj djkk

  23. Congratulations, Spain! on A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now · · Score: -1

    You gave in to terrorists. Good job!

  24. Congratulations, Spain! on Lifting The Lid On Computer Filth · · Score: -1

    You've given in to terrorists. Good job!

  25. Re:The Worlds most Notrious trolls! on The World's Safest Operating System · · Score: 0
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!

    -Howard Dean


    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.