There is no actual way to avoid buying "Shell's oil".
Each of the major oil producers sell crude oil to refineries, which sells it in turn to distributors, which then turns around and sells it to the branded gas stations.
Sure, the parent company (Shell, Exxon, etc) may get a certain percentage in franchising fees from these gas stations, but it that percentage is miniscule compared to the amounts they make for selling unrefined crude.
None of these dumb chain letters will actually work. Want to stick it to the oil companies? Walk or ride your fkn bike to work/school/the store, or use biodiesel.
It was called Infinity Complex, and ripped off Paranoia memes mercilessly. You were a clone, got stats and weapons charges from "The Computer", hunted Commies (A-Z Commie, Cab the Commie), and, of course, each other.
I used to play it for HOURS on end.
I don't know if there are any folks out there running it now.
I only get one per day......so its important to meta-troll.
Copyright Laws.
What is it all about?
Is it good, or is it whack?
In Soviet Russia, Batman's junk touches YOU!
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
But does it run Linux?
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Don't forget to pay your $699 fee, you cock smoking teabaggers!"
BSD, Gentoo, Red Hat, Ninnle, SCO, Microsoft, Sun, Apple, and Stephen King are all dying.
I have a greased Yoda / Natalie Portman / Hamster shoved up my ass!
Free the goatse man!
Fuck all of the following failures:
GNAA, BPAA, ECFA, CLIT, TrollKore, TrollTech, anti-slash, and anyone else I forgot.
Offended? FOAD. I'm an equal opportunity hater -- anyone and everyone is the object of my scorn. Trolling always has been, and will be, an independent endeavour.
I only get one per day......so its important to meta-troll.
Wireless Networking.
What is it all about?
Is it good, or is it whack?
In Soviet Russia, Batman's junk touches YOU!
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
But does it run Linux?
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Don't forget to pay your $699 fee, you cock smoking teabaggers!"
BSD, Gentoo, Red Hat, Ninnle, SCO, Microsoft, Sun, Apple, and Stephen King are all dying.
I have a greased Yoda / Natalie Portman / Hamster shoved up my ass!
Free the goatse man!
Fuck all of the following failures:
GNAA, BPAA, ECFA, CLIT, TrollKore, TrollTech, anti-slash, and anyone else I forgot.
Offended? FOAD. I'm an equal opportunity hater -- anyone and everyone is the object of my scorn. Trolling always has been, and will be, an independent endeavour.
Slashdot Mirror
you call this radar?
whats with all this churning and bubbling?
It isn't radar, sir.
Then what is it?
Mr. Coffee!
pisty!
damn it!
I DO NOT FAIL!
flip flops
Does this seem like a pre-IPO buzz-generator to anyone -else-?
Maybe I'm too cynical.
There is no actual way to avoid buying "Shell's oil".
Each of the major oil producers sell crude oil to refineries, which sells it in turn to distributors, which then turns around and sells it to the branded gas stations.
Sure, the parent company (Shell, Exxon, etc) may get a certain percentage in franchising fees from these gas stations, but it that percentage is miniscule compared to the amounts they make for selling unrefined crude.
None of these dumb chain letters will actually work. Want to stick it to the oil companies? Walk or ride your fkn bike to work/school/the store, or use biodiesel.
It was called Infinity Complex, and ripped off Paranoia memes mercilessly. You were a clone, got stats and weapons charges from "The Computer", hunted Commies (A-Z Commie, Cab the Commie), and, of course, each other.
I used to play it for HOURS on end.
I don't know if there are any folks out there running it now.
Or better yet,
Slashdot rips Chandra webserver a new one!
it has been one minute thirty seconds since your last comment
it has been 15 seconds since you hit reply
Mah Nizzle!
...so its important to meta-troll.
I only get one per day...
Copyright Laws.
What is it all about?
Is it good, or is it whack?
In Soviet Russia, Batman's junk touches YOU!
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
But does it run Linux?
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Don't forget to pay your $699 fee, you cock smoking teabaggers!"
BSD, Gentoo, Red Hat, Ninnle, SCO, Microsoft, Sun, Apple, and Stephen King are all dying.
I have a greased Yoda / Natalie Portman / Hamster shoved up my ass!
Free the goatse man!
Fuck all of the following failures:
GNAA, BPAA, ECFA, CLIT, TrollKore, TrollTech, anti-slash, and anyone else I forgot.
Offended? FOAD. I'm an equal opportunity hater -- anyone and everyone is the object of my scorn. Trolling always has been, and will be, an independent endeavour.
I only get one per day...
Wireless Networking.
What is it all about?
Is it good, or is it whack?
In Soviet Russia, Batman's junk touches YOU!
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
But does it run Linux?
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Don't forget to pay your $699 fee, you cock smoking teabaggers!"
BSD, Gentoo, Red Hat, Ninnle, SCO, Microsoft, Sun, Apple, and Stephen King are all dying.
I have a greased Yoda / Natalie Portman / Hamster shoved up my ass!
Free the goatse man!
Fuck all of the following failures:
GNAA, BPAA, ECFA, CLIT, TrollKore, TrollTech, anti-slash, and anyone else I forgot.
Offended? FOAD. I'm an equal opportunity hater -- anyone and everyone is the object of my scorn. Trolling always has been, and will be, an independent endeavour.
...so its important to meta-troll.
Windows XP.
What is it all about?
Is it good, or is it whack?
In Soviet Russia, Batman's junk touches YOU!
Quaff, O quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the raven, "Don't forget to pay your $699 fee, you cock smoking teabaggers!"
Fuck all of y'all, including:
GNAA, BPAA, CLIT, TrollKore, TrollTech, anti-slash, and anyone I forgot.
Trolling always has been, and will be, an independent endeavour.