and how would this version be different then the current version, which you already have to reload a lot? I guess there will be some added code to blue screen, or registry 'fixes', like when reading/. or visiting the apple something, but totally more web oriented.
and after they release it they can do XP Revolutions which will make users not only Reload windows but zero the harddrive then reload, revolution eh? oh and also have multiple blue screens of death for events that are long and drawn out much like death scenes in a certain movie with the same name as the operating system.
actually the original was a bit bigger then that.
mb you just cut it cause it would be really large as a comment. but for those that want to see the whole windows source code./* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}//if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
}// if
}//while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
}//if/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}// while
create_general_protection_fault();
}// main
yeah so now.. late night parties include.. condoms (well you know).. money(for: beer, etc).. and balloons(for: Ignition interlock), who would have thought?
As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months
I feel left out, where is the, "In 3 months we [SCO] will promise to sue all OS X users." I mean i want a neat count down timer that i can add to my site.
*cries*
oh well I guess i'll go install linux via virtual pc and get in this round of ppl that sco wants to sue.
No no, what they don't want the media to know is that they [South Korea] are really creating a super human race to take on North Korea's nuclear arsenal.
"One strained to rule them all." Will be on the soldiers forehead.
So i have been reading/. and looking at examples of source code that have been cited and created on/. but i think this is the real code that was leaked.
http://www.spymac.com/gallery/show_photo.php?picid =80374&size=big
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there is already a ladder that reaches this high, someone should tell them.
The Ladder made out of junk.
But the Japaneses' Ladder seems to be winning.
and how would this version be different then the current version, which you already have to reload a lot? I guess there will be some added code to blue screen, or registry 'fixes', like when reading /. or visiting the apple something, but totally more web oriented.
and after they release it they can do XP Revolutions which will make users not only Reload windows but zero the harddrive then reload, revolution eh? oh and also have multiple blue screens of death for events that are long and drawn out much like death scenes in a certain movie with the same name as the operating system.
the next thing you know playboy.com will be /. for announcing a joint buying of Hitachi, with hustler.
and i see that messed up *turns off html formmatted comments* to self: "from now on..."
actually the original was a bit bigger then that. mb you just cut it cause it would be really large as a comment. but for those that want to see the whole windows source code. /* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
Or Paris hehehe.
yeah so now.. late night parties include.. condoms (well you know).. money(for: beer, etc).. and balloons(for: Ignition interlock), who would have thought?
well, it would only be two web site for a short time till /. kills fark.
As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months
I feel left out, where is the, "In 3 months we [SCO] will promise to sue all OS X users." I mean i want a neat count down timer that i can add to my site.
*cries*
oh well I guess i'll go install linux via virtual pc and get in this round of ppl that sco wants to sue.
... and now to make [the 14th] it complete, where is the /. article about the largest chocolate in the galaxy ?!
no that is ok i don't want my ip tracked i got the torrent already.
No no, what they don't want the media to know is that they [South Korea] are really creating a super human race to take on North Korea's nuclear arsenal. "One strained to rule them all." Will be on the soldiers forehead.
So i have been reading /. and looking at examples of source code that have been cited and created on /. but i think this is the real code that was leaked.
http://www.spymac.com/gallery/show_photo.php?picid =80374&size=big
I guess I won't be winning the us election then -_-