I Emailed that guy a few weeks ago, and he responded about the lokitorrent thing. I received a letter from my cable company after downloading half a movie from bittorrent. (never actually completed, but that's a whole other story).
Anyway, I just checked my email to see what the headers were from his email. There you go. Anyone who was burned? here's his host name, and IP address. Go bananas.
cpe-204-210-72-122.maine.res.rr.com [204.210.72.122]
There were more people killed in Iraq during the Clinton Administration due to sanctions placed upon Iraq than the entire Iraqi war, most of them children.
I have a client, however, who's IT security policy is so strict (14 characters, alpha, numeric, plus special) that each and every employee has taken to write down their user/password on a post it note and taping it to their monitor or under their keyboard. Just walking through the office you can pick up at least 6 user/passwords. I've tried to argue with the head dick in charge, and all I get is BS. Why put together a security policy so strict that it keeps employees from doing their jobs, or forces them to write down their passwords out of ignorance. Nothing worse than that.
1. The Stupids - Starring Tom Arnold. I wanted a refund.
2. Urban Menace - Starring "Snoop Dogg" which was a DVD gift from a family member. AWFUL. I couldn't GIVE it away on Ebay.
3. Bones - Another "Snoop Dogg" movie very similar to "Urban Menace". Only this time it was "Made by black people for black people." - I'm quite sure black people hated it too.
4. Vulgar - Kevin Smith worked on this one with Brian Johnson. Total piece of shit.
5. Dusk till dawn 2 - Where's George? WTF is this CRAP?
6. Crow II and III - I'm sure you know.
7. Superman 4 - A perfect example of how to ruin a franchise.
8. Showdown in Little Tokyo - what's up with the homoerotic relationship between Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren?
9. Gigli - Thank you Ben and Jenny.
10. Blaire Witch Project 2
I was trying to run some cat 5 cable through a wall from my bedroom to my new office. I thought I had a good idea as to where the bit would come out, as the drill bit was super long. Boy was I ever wrong. I drilled through, then confused, I went back around to see where the drill bit came out, and there wasn't a sign of it. Back and forth I went searching, till I realized my measurements were off by a few feet. That's right. Feet. I found the drill bit (which happened to have the same circumference as say... two RJ45's and a Coax taped together) had ripped clean through my brand new video projector. Christ, was I ever pissed. The projector still works - it seems the new vent hole I put in the top of it hasn't slowed it down a bit.
You make me proud! How many times did I have my ass handed to me for doing my job?! Back in the day I did an enterprise level Norton Antivirus roll out. In 1 week over 50,000 virus infected files were found, and they told me to TURN IT OFF because they didn't like the fact that laptops were getting scanned at lunch. (They go home at night, when else can they be updated or scanned!)
And so I followed the direction, and 2 weeks later I was handed my ass along with the I Love You virus.
I used to have a room mate who worked for the Anti-Terrorist Task Force here in New York City. The horror stories he'd tell me were gut wrenching. The truth is... privacy isn't real. Everything you do is tracked.
All of the data mining companies end up selling their information to the government...
He told me that the government had dummy corporations who purchased the data and it was all centralized.
Everything from your NYC Metrocards, to the discount cards you get at the local grocery store. Everything from your Email accounts, to your cell phone habits. I didn't believe it until he proved it.
He was able to take someones first and last name, approximate age, and in return give me their home address, childrens names, home mortgage amount, bank used, cell number, parents address, university, major, where he went on vacation, how long he was gone, spending habits, etc. etc. It was scary stuff. Scary.
I'm picturing the stereotypical japanese tourist wearing a flowered hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, flip flops, and a funny hat on vacation, however, instead of the 6lb 35mm hanging from their necks they can carry this.
2,000 automated pictures a day? That's about how many photos they take per day on vacation without automation, right?
Microsoft has handed out money in the past, investment or otherwise.
Who bailed out apple when they filed for bankruptcy? Microsoft. How much was it? Like 300 million in non voting stock? Yikes. And why? Because Microsoft had something to gain.
Same deal here I'm sure. Follow the paper trail. SCO wasn't making any money, yet they have the money suddenly to start all these lawsuits? Follow the money. I'll bet it leads back to M$.
You're correct, they wont stop pirating. Even if they kill Kazaa and Gnutella and the rest of them there will still be newsgroups which have always been there, and always will be.
The fact of the matter is that the RIAA screams all day long about how they're losing money to Piracy, but let's face it. Most of the music you and I have downloaded isn't something we would have bought anyway. I have probably about 40 gigs of MP3's, 90% of which I don't listen to. This music I would not have purchased even if kazaa didn't exist.
The real kicker is that the reason the music industry started losing so much money is because of stores like Best Buy and Circuit City who sell CD's for $8.99.
They flood the market with these inexpensive cd's and the people who actually wanted to purchase it purchase it, but not at $18.99.
Downloading isn't a big deal when you consider all the "street tapes" which are nothing more than bootleg copies of songs mixed together by a DJ trying to make a name for himself. Downloading also isn't a big deal when you consider how many tapes YOU used to make when you'd wait all day listening for that new song on the radio just so you can push the record button and hope that the DJ had shut up early enough in the song so you can just get the music.
Then you liked the tape so much you made a copy for all your friends.
RIAA claims they're out of billions, but most intelligent consumers don't buy their crap... and now they (the RIAA) will be forced to make better music.
I stick to my guns, people. We're better off now that we have the 1 song 1 dollar model.
But we've all benefited from the file sharing madness. File sharing completely changed the medium in which most people received their music. Instead of spending $18.00 for a CD at Virgin Megastore, they would spend $0.00 for it on Kazaa.
This of course launched Itunes and the rest of the online music stores. Now you ask... what does this mean to me?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I myself have a rather large CD collection. In that collection, there are some CD's you can listen to from start to finish. Others I'm not so lucky. There are the two hit tracks that we all heard on the radio, and the rest is bullshit. Buffer material to fill up the CD.
Well, much like other folks, I grew tired of being anal raped by the Record Industry. I grew tired of shelling out my hard earned cash for buffer material.
I like to think that Itunes will cause artists to recognize that they can no longer get by on bullshit CD's. I like to think that artists will be forced to make better music in hopes that the consumers will purchase more of their songs, thereby making them more money.
File sharing changed everything... and in the end... it's for the better.
I thought my Toshiba P25 series was large. My laptop weighs in at a hefty 9.5 lbs. Here are the differences between that laptop and mine.
I have a 2.8 P4 W/ HT I have 512 (but it's upgradeable) vs. the 1 gig of RAM. (not a huge weight difference) I have a 17 inch monitor as well. I have a DVD burner, and I believe the HD is a 5400 RPM. (7200 is nice but where's the weight coming from?) 32 meg video vs. 64 (weight weight weight)
Sorta odd the way the inside of its legs has those spines. I also find it interesting that instead of doing a hop up/forward design like the Sony robot, it sort of pimp strolls side to side.
Watching through the camera I'd probably get motion sickness... but this "bad mofo sure is pimpin."
You know... I had originally purchased an AIBO... and I was so interested in the technology. The concept was great. Autonomous robot.... V.1 - I love where this is going. Sure, this stand up robot... V.1... doesn't have hands, and based on that video I have no clue how it would dance, however, think of what changes they'll make for v2, v3, v10.
So what it comes down it are two options. We can either...
1. Comply 2. Not Comply.
In my humble opinion, I say we all NOT comply. Let's keep it open standard. Let's keep it within our own community.
Hotmail may have a massive customer base right now, but think of how fast that would dwindle if not a single other ISP signed on to their ridiculous "caller ID mail." - How many customers would stay if nobody could send them mail?
M$ would quickly change their hard nose approach, and think of some pretty quick alternative solutions...
Don't think that for a minute that we, the readers of slashdot are a minority. In fact, I'd say it's safe to say that we are in fact the majority of geeks that make a difference.
To comply, or not to comply... THAT is the question.
I spent 10 months at "The Chubb Institute" gaining a certificate in Network and System Security. During the 10 months, we started with basic A+ cert type information, and worked our way up through Linux and MS ISA Server... none of each in enough detail to actually get a job done.
In fact, we spent 1 week learning Redhat where we installed the OS, Installed Samba, and FTP.
Then we spent 4 weeks (5 hours a day 5 days a week) learning how to write resumes and interview.
Somehow I feel like Linux is more important then what color my suit is for the interview. (blue vs. grey)
Lastly, they promised "Job Placement" - however, the only calls that the Graduating Security Class received were helpdesk positions.
My question is... if the Network Security class... the most esteemed program at the Chubb Institute is getting calls for Helpdesk positions... what positions are the helpdesk classes getting?
You're right, the headhunters and the job boards do suck balls.
Here in NYC, the worthless headhunters call you saying they have some terrific job that you'd be perfect for, but they want you to stop in so they can go over it for you. You get all dolled up, make your way to their office, only to find that they have NOTHING. The bastards are just fishing to up the size of their "possible applicants" database. They invite you in because they have a quota of geeks they need to see per week in person (To make sure we don't have mohawks or facial tattoos).
Those people are the downfall of our industry.
Just today I received an E-mail from one of those people. Check out this criteria! (I cut and pasted)
______________________________________________
major apparel manufacturing compoany located in midtown Manhattan is seeking a HelpDesk Support Analyst for a FULL TIME opportunity.
Requirements include:
1) Current working experience with Lotus Notes/Domino R5.0.11 Administration and RIM Blackberry Enterprise Server;
2) MCSE with Windows 2000 Server, Windows Active Directory, Windows XP and Windows 2000 desktop OS and VERITAS Backup Exec (9.0/9.1) experience;
3) Any Captaris' RightFax network fax server, Quickplace, Sametime collaborative tools, Cisco Catalyst GigE, 3Com PoE,QoS, CoS, LAN switching, HTTP/S, VLAN, SSL, DHCP and DNS management are PLUSES.
Responsibilities include:
1) General troubleshooting of desktop PC issues (printers, file sharing, permissions, etc.) in a network environment;
2) Imaging and rolling out new PCs for users, configuring desktop apps and network fileshares, monitoring backups and restores as necessary on both the Domino and Windows servers, server builds, network maintenance, and security. ____________________________________
So basically they're looking for a help desk person that's a unix/linux/windows/cisco and server administrator who just happens to have his or her MCSE.
Let's just hope that our own satellites don't get hacked and the weapon is used against us. I'm curious to know if this is just an extension of Ronald Reagan's plans of the space missile defense systems (which at the time people scoffed at).
The ability to take out enemy satellites is also interesting. As an American, I cant' help but notice that the rules of engagement have been as follows: "Foreign countries are allowed to have weapons, as LONG as they're not as powerful as our own." which is obviously okay with me, as an American, however, so much for a fair playing field.
I had a room mate who was in the military, as he worked for the New York City counter terrorist unit, and he used to bring home videos from work that showed how we were able to target individual people from miles above the air. I'll never figure out why we'll use a bomb which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to snipe someone... when a 10 cent bullet would do the trick just fine. Now we can do it from space?
But although most people here are flaming the idea, and the cost is a bit high, think about how many of your girlfriends/wives spend money on candles/incents/plug in the wall smelly devices/etc. Who's to say that this doesn't step it up a notch?
We're all thinking that it would just smell here at your desk, but what if you could remote in to make the house smell like fresh bread, or lilac, or roses, so when you get home, you've a bit more sense of peace. (Aromatherapy is a multi million dollar industry)
Think about the next time you're shopping for perfume for your wife/girlfriend/lover - You don't have to go to one of those absolutely frustrating stores like Macy's where people are attacking you with spray bottles, hoping you'll purchase their product. I like shopping without the harassment, thank you ever so much.
And finally, think of the future of virtual reality. Now you'll have sight, sound, and smell. Next is touch... which at that point I suppose I can make my very own Hollo-deck in my guest room, and live out my days on a hammock, with the scent of lily of the valley, while receiving oral pleasure by Jennifer Tilly.
I Emailed that guy a few weeks ago, and he responded about the lokitorrent thing. I received a letter from my cable company after downloading half a movie from bittorrent. (never actually completed, but that's a whole other story). Anyway, I just checked my email to see what the headers were from his email. There you go. Anyone who was burned? here's his host name, and IP address. Go bananas. cpe-204-210-72-122.maine.res.rr.com [204.210.72.122]
Here I was thinking the japanese only folded paper into little animals. Now they are using cable? Can they make little bunnies out of cables too?
neat!
The day they are to return to earth, I saw we all don gorilla masks and give the "taikonauts" a wonderful surprise.
Damn dirty apes!
There were more people killed in Iraq during the Clinton Administration due to sanctions placed upon Iraq than the entire Iraqi war, most of them children.
I have a client, however, who's IT security policy is so strict (14 characters, alpha, numeric, plus special) that each and every employee has taken to write down their user/password on a post it note and taping it to their monitor or under their keyboard. Just walking through the office you can pick up at least 6 user/passwords. I've tried to argue with the head dick in charge, and all I get is BS. Why put together a security policy so strict that it keeps employees from doing their jobs, or forces them to write down their passwords out of ignorance. Nothing worse than that.
1. The Stupids - Starring Tom Arnold. I wanted a refund. 2. Urban Menace - Starring "Snoop Dogg" which was a DVD gift from a family member. AWFUL. I couldn't GIVE it away on Ebay. 3. Bones - Another "Snoop Dogg" movie very similar to "Urban Menace". Only this time it was "Made by black people for black people." - I'm quite sure black people hated it too. 4. Vulgar - Kevin Smith worked on this one with Brian Johnson. Total piece of shit. 5. Dusk till dawn 2 - Where's George? WTF is this CRAP? 6. Crow II and III - I'm sure you know. 7. Superman 4 - A perfect example of how to ruin a franchise. 8. Showdown in Little Tokyo - what's up with the homoerotic relationship between Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren? 9. Gigli - Thank you Ben and Jenny. 10. Blaire Witch Project 2
I was trying to run some cat 5 cable through a wall from my bedroom to my new office. I thought I had a good idea as to where the bit would come out, as the drill bit was super long. Boy was I ever wrong. I drilled through, then confused, I went back around to see where the drill bit came out, and there wasn't a sign of it. Back and forth I went searching, till I realized my measurements were off by a few feet. That's right. Feet. I found the drill bit (which happened to have the same circumference as say... two RJ45's and a Coax taped together) had ripped clean through my brand new video projector. Christ, was I ever pissed. The projector still works - it seems the new vent hole I put in the top of it hasn't slowed it down a bit.
How can it walk? The fucker ain't got any LEGS!
AMEN brother! Speak on it!
You make me proud! How many times did I have my ass handed to me for doing my job?! Back in the day I did an enterprise level Norton Antivirus roll out. In 1 week over 50,000 virus infected files were found, and they told me to TURN IT OFF because they didn't like the fact that laptops were getting scanned at lunch. (They go home at night, when else can they be updated or scanned!)
And so I followed the direction, and 2 weeks later I was handed my ass along with the I Love You virus.
GOD DAMN IT!
I used to have a room mate who worked for the Anti-Terrorist Task Force here in New York City. The horror stories he'd tell me were gut wrenching. The truth is... privacy isn't real. Everything you do is tracked.
All of the data mining companies end up selling their information to the government...
He told me that the government had dummy corporations who purchased the data and it was all centralized.
Everything from your NYC Metrocards, to the discount cards you get at the local grocery store. Everything from your Email accounts, to your cell phone habits. I didn't believe it until he proved it.
He was able to take someones first and last name, approximate age, and in return give me their home address, childrens names, home mortgage amount, bank used, cell number, parents address, university, major, where he went on vacation, how long he was gone, spending habits, etc. etc. It was scary stuff. Scary.
1984 in 2004.
Will they be speaking ENGLISH or ENGRISH?
"bloggers steal their ideas from other bloggers"
Just for that, I'm going to blog this.
_______________________________________
Why is it the annonymous cowards have
the biggest balls?
I'm picturing the stereotypical japanese tourist wearing a flowered hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, flip flops, and a funny hat on vacation, however, instead of the 6lb 35mm hanging from their necks they can carry this.
2,000 automated pictures a day? That's about how many photos they take per day on vacation without automation, right?
The Japanese are going to LOOOOVE this.
"the wearer can walk, squat, bend and swing from side to side without noticeable reductions in agility."
But can he LIMBO!
Microsoft has handed out money in the past, investment or otherwise.
Who bailed out apple when they filed for bankruptcy? Microsoft. How much was it? Like 300 million in non voting stock? Yikes. And why? Because Microsoft had something to gain.
Same deal here I'm sure. Follow the paper trail. SCO wasn't making any money, yet they have the money suddenly to start all these lawsuits? Follow the money. I'll bet it leads back to M$.
You're correct, they wont stop pirating. Even if they kill Kazaa and Gnutella and the rest of them there will still be newsgroups which have always been there, and always will be.
The fact of the matter is that the RIAA screams all day long about how they're losing money to Piracy, but let's face it. Most of the music you and I have downloaded isn't something we would have bought anyway. I have probably about 40 gigs of MP3's, 90% of which I don't listen to. This music I would not have purchased even if kazaa didn't exist.
The real kicker is that the reason the music industry started losing so much money is because of stores like Best Buy and Circuit City who sell CD's for $8.99.
They flood the market with these inexpensive cd's and the people who actually wanted to purchase it purchase it, but not at $18.99.
Downloading isn't a big deal when you consider all the "street tapes" which are nothing more than bootleg copies of songs mixed together by a DJ trying to make a name for himself. Downloading also isn't a big deal when you consider how many tapes YOU used to make when you'd wait all day listening for that new song on the radio just so you can push the record button and hope that the DJ had shut up early enough in the song so you can just get the music.
Then you liked the tape so much you made a copy for all your friends.
RIAA claims they're out of billions, but most intelligent consumers don't buy their crap... and now they (the RIAA) will be forced to make better music.
I stick to my guns, people. We're better off now that we have the 1 song 1 dollar model.
Why do you think JayZ retired. His music SUCKED!
But we've all benefited from the file sharing madness. File sharing completely changed the medium in which most people received their music. Instead of spending $18.00 for a CD at Virgin Megastore, they would spend $0.00 for it on Kazaa.
This of course launched Itunes and the rest of the online music stores. Now you ask... what does this mean to me?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I myself have a rather large CD collection. In that collection, there are some CD's you can listen to from start to finish. Others I'm not so lucky. There are the two hit tracks that we all heard on the radio, and the rest is bullshit. Buffer material to fill up the CD.
Well, much like other folks, I grew tired of being anal raped by the Record Industry. I grew tired of shelling out my hard earned cash for buffer material.
I like to think that Itunes will cause artists to recognize that they can no longer get by on bullshit CD's. I like to think that artists will be forced to make better music in hopes that the consumers will purchase more of their songs, thereby making them more money.
File sharing changed everything... and in the end... it's for the better.
Cheers!
I thought my Toshiba P25 series was large. My laptop weighs in at a hefty 9.5 lbs. Here are the differences between that laptop and mine.
I have a 2.8 P4 W/ HT
I have 512 (but it's upgradeable) vs. the 1 gig of RAM. (not a huge weight difference)
I have a 17 inch monitor as well.
I have a DVD burner, and I believe the HD is a 5400 RPM. (7200 is nice but where's the weight coming from?)
32 meg video vs. 64 (weight weight weight)
Where is their extra 6.5 lbs coming from?
Out of all the companies worldwide that are running linux, they chose autozone?
Is anyone keeping score? How many lawsuits are out there re: sco now anyway.
Sco vs. IBM and IBM countered with
IBM Vs. SCO then Novell jumped in? I checked Groklaw and I can't make heads or tails.
Who's keeping score?
Sorta odd the way the inside of its legs has those spines. I also find it interesting that instead of doing a hop up/forward design like the Sony robot, it sort of pimp strolls side to side.
... doesn't have hands, and based on that video I have no clue how it would dance, however, think of what changes they'll make for v2, v3, v10.
Watching through the camera I'd probably get motion sickness... but this "bad mofo sure is pimpin."
You know... I had originally purchased an AIBO... and I was so interested in the technology. The concept was great. Autonomous robot.... V.1 - I love where this is going. Sure, this stand up robot... V.1
I'm very excited.
So what it comes down it are two options.
We can either...
1. Comply
2. Not Comply.
In my humble opinion, I say we all NOT comply. Let's keep it open standard. Let's keep it within our own community.
Hotmail may have a massive customer base right now, but think of how fast that would dwindle if not a single other ISP signed on to their ridiculous "caller ID mail." - How many customers would stay if nobody could send them mail?
M$ would quickly change their hard nose approach, and think of some pretty quick alternative solutions...
Don't think that for a minute that we, the readers of slashdot are a minority. In fact, I'd say it's safe to say that we are in fact the majority of geeks that make a difference.
To comply, or not to comply... THAT is the question.
I spent 10 months at "The Chubb Institute" gaining a certificate in Network and System Security. During the 10 months, we started with basic A+ cert type information, and worked our way up through Linux and MS ISA Server... none of each in enough detail to actually get a job done.
In fact, we spent 1 week learning Redhat where we installed the OS, Installed Samba, and FTP.
Then we spent 4 weeks (5 hours a day 5 days a week) learning how to write resumes and interview.
Somehow I feel like Linux is more important then what color my suit is for the interview. (blue vs. grey)
Lastly, they promised "Job Placement" - however, the only calls that the Graduating Security Class received were helpdesk positions.
My question is... if the Network Security class... the most esteemed program at the Chubb Institute is getting calls for Helpdesk positions... what positions are the helpdesk classes getting?
Janitorial?
You're right, the headhunters and the job boards do suck balls.
major apparel manufacturing compoany located in midtown Manhattan is seeking a HelpDesk Support Analyst for a FULL TIME opportunity.
Here in NYC, the worthless headhunters call you saying they have some terrific job that you'd be perfect for, but they want you to stop in so they can go over it for you. You get all dolled up, make your way to their office, only to find that they have NOTHING. The bastards are just fishing to up the size of their "possible applicants" database. They invite you in because they have a quota of geeks they need to see per week in person (To make sure we don't have mohawks or facial tattoos).
Those people are the downfall of our industry.
Just today I received an E-mail from one of those people. Check out this criteria! (I cut and pasted)
______________________________________________
Requirements include:
1) Current working experience with Lotus Notes/Domino R5.0.11 Administration and RIM Blackberry Enterprise Server;
2) MCSE with Windows 2000 Server, Windows Active Directory, Windows XP and Windows 2000 desktop OS and VERITAS Backup Exec (9.0/9.1) experience;
3) Any Captaris' RightFax network fax server, Quickplace, Sametime collaborative tools, Cisco Catalyst GigE, 3Com PoE,QoS, CoS, LAN switching, HTTP/S, VLAN, SSL, DHCP and DNS management are PLUSES.
Responsibilities include:
1) General troubleshooting of desktop PC issues (printers, file sharing, permissions, etc.) in a network environment;
2) Imaging and rolling out new PCs for users, configuring desktop apps and network fileshares, monitoring backups and restores as necessary on both the Domino and Windows servers, server builds, network maintenance, and security.
____________________________________
So basically they're looking for a help desk person that's a unix/linux/windows/cisco and server administrator who just happens to have his or her MCSE.
ACK! Monster and Headhunters both suck balls.
Let's just hope that our own satellites don't get hacked and the weapon is used against us. I'm curious to know if this is just an extension of Ronald Reagan's plans of the space missile defense systems (which at the time people scoffed at).
The ability to take out enemy satellites is also interesting. As an American, I cant' help but notice that the rules of engagement have been as follows: "Foreign countries are allowed to have weapons, as LONG as they're not as powerful as our own." which is obviously okay with me, as an American, however, so much for a fair playing field.
I had a room mate who was in the military, as he worked for the New York City counter terrorist unit, and he used to bring home videos from work that showed how we were able to target individual people from miles above the air. I'll never figure out why we'll use a bomb which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to snipe someone... when a 10 cent bullet would do the trick just fine. Now we can do it from space?
Flame me if you like, my karma sucks anyway.
But although most people here are flaming the idea, and the cost is a bit high, think about how many of your girlfriends/wives spend money on candles/incents/plug in the wall smelly devices/etc. Who's to say that this doesn't step it up a notch?
We're all thinking that it would just smell here at your desk, but what if you could remote in to make the house smell like fresh bread, or lilac, or roses, so when you get home, you've a bit more sense of peace. (Aromatherapy is a multi million dollar industry)
Think about the next time you're shopping for perfume for your wife/girlfriend/lover - You don't have to go to one of those absolutely frustrating stores like Macy's where people are attacking you with spray bottles, hoping you'll purchase their product. I like shopping without the harassment, thank you ever so much.
And finally, think of the future of virtual reality. Now you'll have sight, sound, and smell. Next is touch... which at that point I suppose I can make my very own Hollo-deck in my guest room, and live out my days on a hammock, with the scent of lily of the valley, while receiving oral pleasure by Jennifer Tilly.
woo haaaaa...