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Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong

Roland Piquepaille writes "There is a new cop patrolling the streets of Hong Kong and teaching children how to prevent crime. But it's a robot named Robotcop III, designed and built in Hong Kong, according to Channel Newsasia. Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction, display videos and answer questions asked in Cantonese and English. The previous versions of Robotcops, introduced in 1988 and 1995, were imported from the U.S. and taught 800,000 school children how to fight crime. The promoters of Robotcop III hope it will do even better. More details and references are available in this overview including a photo of Robotcop III patrolling on Hong Kong University of Science and Technology (HKUST) campus."

215 comments

  1. Can it navigate stairs by Eric+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny
    better than ED-209?

    And hopefully they haven't programmed it with hundreds of conflicting directives.

    1. Re:Can it navigate stairs by drgonzo59 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But, can it eat doughnuts, drink coffee, and racially profile people, that's the real question!

    2. Re:Can it navigate stairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      can it ... racially profile people

      They are all Chinese. They're all suspect!

    3. Re:Can it navigate stairs by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Is it here to protect you?
      Is it here to push grandma down the stairs?

      Mal-2

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    4. Re:Can it navigate stairs by CriX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can it fight crime???

      How is this total dumbass robot supposed to do anything but get its ass kicked by punk kids?? Seriously, it would be better to send a human police officer to schools to teach kids about crime prevention. Then again, this robot may get the kids attention better, but as for actualy fighting crime, this robot couldn't stand a chance.

      *In a robot voice barely audible with all the gunfire*:

      Please stop shooting that person. Come back. Please come off the curb and back onto the street. I am a dumbass robot and can't move over any obstacle over two inches because I have wheels and a long plastic skirt. You have the right to ....

      hah.

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  2. Xiong meng de kuang ren by rune-bare-rune · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, that's not it.
    What is cantonese for "Your move, creep", again?

    Rune -- Change is good, you go first

  3. I want one by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    dance, move in any direction, display videos and answer questions

    My local copper just sits in his panda car eating donuts.

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  4. Robotcop III you say? by Cooper_007 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hoookay...

    I give 'em about 2 days before they get sued for using such a similar name without permission.

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    1. Re:Robotcop III you say? by rokzy · · Score: 1

      er, RTFSummary

      why would they sue for 3 and not 1 and 2, especially since RoboCop 3 was crap anyway.

  5. Better hope no kids were scared by Dr.Who by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better hope no kids were scared by Dr.Who, cos that thing looks too too familiar.

    Daleks take hong kong!

    1. Re:Better hope no kids were scared by Dr.Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but can it plunge toilets like a dalek?

    2. Re:Better hope no kids were scared by Dr.Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it... that thing doesn't even remotely resemble the daleks I remember.

      We're talking about the things that looked like braille-covered cow-catchers with probulators, right?

  6. So I guess... by Nplugd · · Score: 5, Funny

    this thing will fight crime by making criminals laugh to death?
    It looks like a bad episode of Lost in Space.

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    1. Re:So I guess... by essreenim · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmmm.

      RobotcopIII vs. the tin can from the wizard of ozz

      My moneys on the tin can

  7. Japan is protected. by Channard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if it pushes criminals down the stairs, and subsequently says they fell? Mind you, given the lack of legs on the robot, running down stairs is a sure fire way of avoiding the robot if they ever decide to convert this from a show and tell to an ass-kicking 'bot.

    1. Re:Japan is protected. by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

      How would they turn this into an ass kicking bot with no legs? Am one legged man in an ass kicking contest is bad enough.

    2. Re:Japan is protected. by Froobly · · Score: 0

      Don't trust the pusher robot. The pusher robot lies. Space has a terrible secret.

    3. Re:Japan is protected. by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      The terrible secrt of space
      IMAO this is a good anolog for what happends when you let people protect you from knowladge.

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    4. Re:Japan is protected. by operagost · · Score: 1
      Your post is a good analog for what happens when you let people protect you from typing classes and spelling lessons.

      And what is "IMAO"?

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  8. Dance machines... by MagicDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, then can dance, but they can only do The Robot. Why couldn't these guys be in Japan? I'd like to see them on the DDR machines.

  9. Yep, they're out of ideas by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Policing HK has become a nightmare. The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands and controls crime and legitimate business from the top rungs of society down to the street gutters.

    This is more of an acknowledgement of the lack of police power than some dream-like Robocop thing.

    What's more sad is that the romanticizing of the gangster lifestyle there has lured some of the best and brightest of HK into the underworld where there is more money to be made than in the legitimate world. The parallels between the HK gangster culture and the US rapper/gangster culture are striking and both seem to have a significant detrimental effect on the Chinese and ethnic American communities.

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    1. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      I dunno about the gang situation in HK but I can tell you that rappers, and gangsters are not the same in america. Sure some rappers may start out as gangsters, but once you're in the public eye (and actually making some money) it's really doubtfull that you're going to be a gang member anymore. And american gangs of today don't have nearly as much money and power as the mafia and old gangs like that. Anyway I would think if the HK gangs are so succesfull then they'd be a lot like the mafia or mobsters back in the day, not like modern street gangs.

    2. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure he means that the romanticizing of the gangster lifestyle is draining the two communities.

      Not to mention that the gangsta attitude is being picked up by some kids outside of the black community.

    3. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by xstein · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hong Kong is one of the safest cities in the world.

      As a Hong Kong resident I can tell you I would have absolutely no reservations whatsoever about letting my 13 year old daughter roam the streets of even the darkest parts of HK at 3am alone. The only crime here is organised (not that that's acceptable), but the streets are absolutely safe.

      This robot cop is to be used primarily to educate youths on crime and the dangers of joining triad rings, not to actually fight crime RoboCop-style.

    4. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      there are "modern street gangs" in america that operate similarly to the old time mafia. funny enough, they are chinese. in the san francisco bay area, the chinese mafia effectively controls illicit gun sales and marijuana importing. they have some weight in cocaine as well, but nowhere near the capacity of their marijuana enterprise. the reason nobody ever hears about these groups is unlike the old time mafia who enjoyed spotlight, these groups operate in complete secrecy. for instance, if a lower member (usually a dealer) is arrested with possession, his car will be torched and he is kicked out of the gang. this prevents 'snitching' because the ex-gang member no longer has access.

      as for rappers, a lot of rappers are gangsters, because the vast majority of rappers are nowhere near being 'popular' or having lots of money. again, looking at the bay area, there are many gangsta rappers who are involved with local street gangs (basically people representing their block). i use the word gangsters, but these "modern street gangs" as you call them are not really "gangs" and they dont see themself as in a gang. they are usually just friends who happen to share a mutual interest in criminal activity.

    5. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by michaelhood · · Score: 1, Informative

      Can we get a supporting URL that doesn't match *.*.cn? Thanks.

    6. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V from IMDB's Infernal Affairs summary?

    7. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I were you, i'd keep a look out for robotcop visiting you to find out why you're pimping out your daughter to HK's seedy back alleys.

      3am?? madness.

    8. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all like Detroit in the RC series then.

    9. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Then why does he have that nightstick?

    10. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by cryptor3 · · Score: 1
      Haha, People's Daily... Yeah, that's fair and balanced.. Just like Bill O'Reilly.

      There may not be as much violent crime as some cities I know, but a few districts come to mind where you'd better watch your wallet. Mong Kok, Sham Shui Po, etc., etc. You know, all the interesting ones.

    11. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Is that really so surprising? Organized crime is a business, and petty street crime is bad for business. It drives the customers away. It's in the triads' interest to keep street crime under control. Same thing in New York. I bet John Gotti's neighborhood is really safe to walk around in too.

    12. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Their superior minds are no match for Robocop III's puny weapons.

    13. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by KaiLoi · · Score: 0

      "As a Hong Kong resident I can tell you I would have absolutely no reservations whatsoever about letting my 13 year old daughter roam the streets of even the darkest parts of HK at 3am alone." I thought they were cracking down on underage prostitutes in Hong Kong?

    14. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas by MC_Cancer_Pants · · Score: 1

      It's sort of like saudi arabia, they're not afraid to cut off your hand (or head) if you break somthing.

      Personally I'd like to try riding this robot around piggy-back style.

  10. But can it fly like Robocop? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Robocop did in the third crappy movie. ;)

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    1. Re:But can it fly like Robocop? by wheresdrew · · Score: 1

      Actually, it'd be more accurate to say "the second crappy movie." The first one was pretty cool.

  11. okay by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't take any asian Robo-"Anything " seriously unless it is at LEAST 15 meters tall, with 6 missiles and a giant sword.
    A flame thrower would be nice, be obviously that could look silly.

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    1. Re:okay by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yea when they highlight a robots ability to "move in any direction" you know its a pretty shitty robot.

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    2. Re:okay by psoriac · · Score: 1, Funny

      In the photo in the article, it sorta looks like it's waving a giant flaming sword in a menacing manner... if you squint kinda hard and close one eye.

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    3. Re:okay by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the photo in the article, it sorta looks like it's waving a giant flaming sword in a menacing manner... if you squint kinda hard and close one eye.
      And then poke that eye out....

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    4. Re:okay by mwood · · Score: 1

      "Remember what happened last time -- a flame thrower would've come in *really* handy!" -- Zurg

    5. Re:okay by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, really, what about vertically? WHAT ABOUT VERTICALLY?!!!

  12. impressive by nmoog · · Score: 4, Funny
    Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction...
    Wow... thats 2 more things than regular cops can do!
    1. Re:impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but can it eat donuts and drink coffee..???

    2. Re:impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and make the housework too ?? ;))

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    3. Re:impressive by jcasey · · Score: 1

      Can it haze fellow rookie officers ?
      Can it collaborate with other robocops to beat some innocent PCP addicted addict to a pulp in the middle of the street with clubs?
      Can it cane 10 year old kids for spray-painting walls?

      Perhaps this functionality will be available in version 2.0 :)

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    4. Re:impressive by PhiberOptix · · Score: 1

      two more things? you mean you know regular cops that dance?

      even if they dance, a robot with wheels can probably do it better though...

    5. Re:impressive by operagost · · Score: 1
      Can it collaborate with other robocops to beat some innocent PCP addicted addict to a pulp in the middle of the street with clubs?
      You're not going to get many people to sympathize with "innocent" PCP addicts. People on angel dust are pretty damn dangerous, to themselves and others.
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    6. Re:impressive by Valar · · Score: 1

      people not on angel dust are pretty damn dangerous too, in case you haven't been paying attention...

  13. Damn.. by Channard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. I mean Hong Kong. There must be something wrong there... robots coming out of anywhere *but* Japan?

  14. Me first! Meeee first!! by Debug+This · · Score: 0, Funny

    Let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new cyber-policeman overlords.

    1. Re:Me first! Meeee first!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      (might as well get it over with)

      Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of Robotcops?

    2. Re:Me first! Meeee first!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Step 1: Build Robocop Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

    3. Re:Me first! Meeee first!! by JeremyALogan · · Score: 2, Funny

      in soviet russia robot cops police YOU!

      wait...

    4. Re:Me first! Meeee first!! by psoriac · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Shouldn't that be... "in soviet russia YOU police robot cops!"?

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    5. Re:Me first! Meeee first!! by Connectmc · · Score: 1
      In Soviet Russia...

      Hey! I'm an insensistive clod, you RobotCop!

      phew....that stinks even by my standards...:)

  15. Wouldn't it be cheaper... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    ...to just let the schoolkiddies watch a Jacky Chan movie?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be cheaper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as if movies are true reflections of the real world.

  16. Sexual Harassment Robot by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Now kids, do you know that when one little robot touches another little robot's MIDI interface it's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad robot."

    Yes, yes, I know it's from a South Park Episode link to script

  17. There's no mention of... by Channard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .. how they'd stop it being vandalized. Presumably it's not so good to have a cop that needs protecting itself, escorting around and generally stopping people spray-painting it etc. I wonder how much dried gum this guy accumulates?

    1. Re:There's no mention of... by teejie · · Score: 1

      "Please put down your weapon! - You have 20 seconds to comply!"
      "You now have 15 seconds to comply!"
      "You now have 5 seconds to comply! 4...3...2...1..."

      *b00mb00mb00m*

    2. Re:There's no mention of... by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 2, Funny

      I knew a guy at school who managed to spray-paint his tag on a real cop (across the back of his body armour, during a rather rowdy demostration).Yeah sure, it took balls and a kind of self-destructive personality to attempt it, but it did show that it was possible. So even real cops are not immune.

      Would have loved to have seen that guy's face when he got back to the staiton and took his body armour off. "Why, those.... those pesky kids!!!"

    3. Re:There's no mention of... by MC_Cancer_Pants · · Score: 1

      It's china, you touch it and you're as good as publically executed.

  18. Read the fucking summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The previous versions of Robotcops, introduced in 1988 and 1995, were imported from the U.S. "

    So it's been twelve YEARS. Admittedly, the original RoboCop was released in 1987, so this 1988 creature was certainly a copy... but either they've already reached an agreement with the producers, the "t" is legally enough variation, or being in China changes things.

    Hong Kong wasn't part of China is 1988, so I'm guessing the "t" is enough.

    1. Re:Read the fucking summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about being in China.

      Most stuff that's changed directly because of the return to China is related to the political structure.

      AFAIK, businesses (and business laws) are pretty much unaffected.

      Besides, there isn't much of a culture sueing everybody and his dog for these things. That, and the fact I've never heard of these "Robotcops" before (and I live there) suggests that the producers of "Robocop" hasn't a clue about this thing either.

  19. China is protected by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

    I am better than the Robotcop III robot, I shove Chinese kids down the stairs.

  20. Solves Corruption Issues by myownkidney · · Score: 1
    I think one of the biggest problems with the HK police is the corruption levels. Recent surveys have shown that people have very little faith in the HK police, because of endemic corruption.

    like the story here.

    I guess one can reasonably expect the robot to be corruption free. But I guess they are using pirated software, so even that cannot be asured.

  21. Sexual Harrassment Panda by fembots · · Score: 1

    Yeah yeah, he can speak in Cantonese and English, but can he sing like the Sexual Harrassment Panda

  22. Does Orion-MGM approve of this usage of their tm? by ArseneLupin · · Score: 1
    Just wondering...

    Or maybe the Hong Kong trademark laws are different and allow this; after all, China has its Tiempo tissues...

  23. Language? by toesate · · Score: 1
    Do you wonder which language this thing will *converse* in? Cantonese, English, Mandrain?

    Maybe it is just some audio player, with some preset mechanical actions, in some look nice cover.

    I mean, how is it different from Honda ASIMO Humanoid?

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    1. Re:Language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is just some audio player,

      You tell me how that would be different from a normal human cop?

  24. Nemesis by BenBenBen · · Score: 2, Funny

    He better watch out for TED-209

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  25. Do you want me to show you my HIDDEN PLASMA? by farnerup · · Score: 1

    Great! So when will we get Robocowboy, Roboindian, Robosoldier, Leatherbot and the rest of the Village Androids?

  26. Re:Please forgive me by Huxley_Dunsany · · Score: 0
    You just made my night. Thanks! :-)

    Huxley

  27. ...too... ...many... ...jokes... ...overload... by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    For starters, what cop is it modelled on, the one from the Village People? Not suprised that all it does is dance.

    So is there are credit card reader for it to accept bribes? So many other optional extras could be made available - black people detection and elimination systems, patronizing voice intonation module, JINI network to allow a gang of them to whale on an unarmed suspect etc.

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  28. hmmm. by liloconf · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it runs SkyOS....

  29. Revealing the secret by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    An even better effect would be to open it up to reveal the little Chinese guy wearing the robot suit. So lifelike!

  30. Your Kung-Fu Stinks! by jcasey · · Score: 1

    It might cost around HK$300,000 to develop and build, but the service it provides the Hong Kong crime prevention drive is priceless.

    Wanna add more drive to crime prevention? How about giving Robbie III here a Shaolin kung-fu expansion module complete with Tiger, Monkey, and Dragon Style add-ins, multilingual screams, grunts, and taunts like "You killed my brother... I will avenge you!"

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  31. wtf? by sydneyfong · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I live there (HK), and have never heard anything about a "robotcop".

    (Or perhaps I oughta get out of my cave.....;-)

    Sounds more like sth for fun/research purposes... I doubt one would ever see one of these in the streets...

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    1. Re:wtf? by at2000 · · Score: 1

      Because you never went to rural areas, like HKUST.

  32. Three observations. by Matrix2110 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did anybody notice the cute radio and nightstick in its "Belt?" I am guessing these a non-functional for obvious reasons. Like I would want a nightstick wielding robot coming after me for RIAA transgressions.

    I can also say with certainty that this thing is controlled via a human. After seeing T3 would you want it any other way?

    Also the most creepy thing. Take a close look at its "Nose" where the camera is. Now take a closer look and think twenty years from now, I see a gun in that place. Almost looks like it now.

    Shudder.

  33. Hopefully this one won't kill everyone in sight. by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    Like Robocop I and II did.

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  34. But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will it run linux?

  35. You have 30 seconds to comply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I know this sounds like a good idea, but I've seen what can happen first hand when you start to introduce robots into the crime-fighting world. Everything will go well at first, but inevitably the humanoid trapped inside will have conflicting emotions, and then all havoc breaks loose. Lets not forget the lessons learned from the past -- remember what happened to Murphy?

  36. Robotic Legs for Soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they can add these to the police on patrol in the streets, too. That would really be something:
    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2 &cid=624&u=/ ap/20040310/ap_on_sc/human_exoskeleton&printer =1

  37. This is a bit eerie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else remember a strange spam that circulated about a couple of years ago written in very bad English and seeking help because a robotic killer machine was killing Hong Kong people?

    1. Re:This is a bit eerie by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      No, but I'm sick to death of the mind control spam that's *still* circulating. Last I read, the story likely originated from someone with schitzophrenic tendencies.

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  38. Sue the police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A slight oxymoron, isn't it?

    I think if HK has no intention to export it under this same name, it should be fine.

  39. Going by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    I'll be in Hong Kong in 2.5 months where can I find this robotic guardian?

  40. Triad retaliates by sssmashy · · Score: 2, Funny

    It might cost around HK$300,000 to develop and build, but the service it provides the Hong Kong crime prevention drive is priceless. Like its predecessors, its main role is to spread anti-theft and anti-triad messages.

    Mean \while, the Triad is has spent HK$300,000 trying to develop a martial arts technique that can take out a 300 lb. steel-clad robot. No luck so far.

    The Triad's livelihood has been threatened by the robot's celebrity: organized crime has been reduced by 45% among school-age Hong Kong youngsters, ever since "the robot showed them the way".

    On the other hand, robot-related fatalities were up by 600% at the start of the year, but declined sharply when officials decided to stop using the robot to demonstrate handgun safety in school auditoriums.

    1. Re:Triad retaliates by mwood · · Score: 1

      "Mean \while, the Triad is has spent HK$300,000 trying to develop a martial arts technique that can take out a 300 lb. steel-clad robot."

      Two strong guys snap magnetic grapples onto the machine, flip it on its back, and carry it away to a waiting truck.

    2. Re:Triad retaliates by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Or, when the timing is tight, jsut use a standard anti-tank missile.

      Related idea: Is there a possibility of sabot-type shotgun slugs that could act as kinetic penetrators against this kind of panzer? Maybe depleted uranium or tungsten cores?

  41. Dance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Is it some sort of benchmark for robots that they can dance? Its seems every new robot out there dances.

  42. Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. by superhoe · · Score: 2, Funny
    Answer to this question:

    What are its four prime directives?

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    1. Re:Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. by jcasey · · Score: 0

      10: greet fellow citizens
      20: warn civillians agains the perrils of using illegal drugs
      30: report all crimes no matter how small to the HK police
      40: duplicate and distribute american cd and dvd media
      50: goto 10

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    2. Re:Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. by aojay · · Score: 0

      1) Serve the public trust
      2) Protect the innocent
      3) Uphold the law
      4) ...

      Hmm, can't remember the fourth directive!

    3. Re:Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. by superhoe · · Score: 2, Funny
      1) Serve the public trust
      2) Protect the innocent
      3) Uphold the law

      Yes, all correct so far.
      But I remember also the prime directive four:

      4) Thou shalt never, ever, raise upon any SCO.. MSN.. damn.. errmm.. OCP official!

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    4. Re:Ok, all Slashdot comedians.. by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      1. Get on up
      2. Get on up
      3. Get on up
      4. Dance Dance Dance!

  43. children fight crime? by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

    Since it was first introduced in Hong Kong in 1988, the previous two Robotcops, both American imports, have taught 800,000 school children how to fight crime.

    school children fight crime? isn't that the job of the police, or am i missing something here?
    the article didn't go into enough detail it seems

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    1. Re:children fight crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fighting crime doesn't equate to policemen wielding guns and taking down dangerous criminals.

      It's in the sense of "reducing crime rates", for example, not to take part in illegal activities, look out for conmen, pickpockets, reporting crime etc. And now with the internet, online fraud, hacker (yeah, cracker, I know) activity, copyrights etc.

      (In HK) Scenes of policement wrestling with criminals on the streets nowadays are rare... I've never seen any except as TV shows or movies.

  44. "PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!" by alien_blueprint · · Score: 1, Funny

    "YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!"

    Executive sycophant puts down weapon ...

    *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA*
    *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA* *BUDDA*

    Executive sycophant #2: "Maybe we shouldn't have outsourced the code to Elbonia for *this* project ... especially if we were going to do the demo in the boardroom with live ammunition."

  45. Robot Monkey Apocalypse! by SteveXE · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is Paul Verhoeven when you need him!? Whats next, Robots that drive cars! Matrix here we come, someone call James Cameron and that kid from the Wonder Years quick!

  46. Re:Does Orion-MGM approve of this usage of their t by JeremyALogan · · Score: 2, Informative

    or, maybe, in Hong Kong they take into account SPELLING DIFFERENCES...

    roboTcop != robocop

  47. Can it sing too? by Masa · · Score: 1

    It could perform a musical. "Singin in the crime" or something...

  48. Vandalised nothing!! by Ratface · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I were a criminal, I would steal the robot in a flash. I've seen quite a few designs for robot guard dogs / sentries / police etc and the main problem imho is that the value of them tends to make them more valuable than what they are guarding!

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  49. Misread title? by CryptoKiller · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see this as "Robocop III set to fight crime in Hong Kong"?

    Now that would have been cool!

  50. Original inspiration by Osty · · Score: 1

    You can't mention the pusher robot or shover robot without giving credit to Lowtax and his original ICQ prank that started the whole thing.


  51. Re:Does Orion-MGM approve of this usage of their t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's what he said, no? Indeed, in China misspellings such as Tiempo for Tempo are admissible (whereas in western countries, they are not, as shown by the Triton vs. Tricon lawsuits).

  52. No robocop by Underholdning · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before anyone jumps to conclusions, let me just clarify that this is not a robocop in the "must destroy man kind" fashion. This is more like the info boxes you find in airports. Only difference is, that this one can move a bit. Coincidentially, I was at the exact spot where the picture was taken last month, and I have no doubts that the robot can move around there, since the place is pretty flat. But I was also walking the streets of Hong Kong, and there's no way this robot can move, let alone navigate, on the busy streets of HK. I reckon this will pay visits to schools and walk around in the school yard answering questions.

    1. Re:No robocop by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is more like the info boxes you find in airports.

      My family was wiped out by a rampaging infopoint, you insensitive clod.

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    2. Re:No robocop by Gubbe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be so sure. It's obviously big enough to contain an actual human being who drives the thing around all day.

      Oh, by the way, this thing is already equipped for movies: If, in a movie, it just "happened" to go rampant and start killing people and taking negligible damage from the gunships and tanks that attack it, the day can only be saved by our smart and brave hero (preferably a 15-year girl in school uniform) who finds the Big Red Button (3.5 MB) behind its neck. (also faintly visible in the small photo linked in parent post)

    3. Re:No robocop by TheFlu · · Score: 1

      Robocop
      Good god! It's weilding a giant ladle.

    4. Re:No robocop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's no way this robot can move

      I'm going to jump to conlusions
      1. It does move. Not only does it move, but you've contradicted yourself.
      2. You're a karma whore.

      Your move, creep.

  53. I, for one, welcome our new Robotcop overlords. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Robotcop overlords.

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  54. red flames by lemody · · Score: 1

    and if you carefully look at the photo you can see
    that the robotcop III can shoot red flames out of his hand!!!
    :)

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  55. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. by sydneyfong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Troll? But since you're spewing crap discrediting to my city, I'll respond)

    Now where'd you get your ideas from? (lemme guess... HK movies?? The people who produce local movies are rarely well-educated people, and know nothing more than producing crap movies about made-belief, unrealistic gangster lives. All the other talented people in our movie industry go to Hollywood.)

    >> Policing HK has become a nightmare.
    Our police forces are very much in control.

    >> The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands

    The only people hiding in the Islands are probably illegal immigrants from mainland China. Not to say they don't pose any threat to the local people, but they are not in any way organized. And the reason they are there is because there are so many small islands around, it's impossible to patrol them all every single second.

    >> and controls crime and legitimate business
    wtf? *Legit business? You're smoking crack. Hong Kong is a city with a International fame and has close links with businesses from all over the world. Surely you don't mean those businesses deal with thugs here?

    >> from the top rungs of society down to the street gutters.
    Street gutters perhaps. Top of society, no. Frankly, I've never come in contact with any gangsters before.

    >> lured some of the best and brightest of HK into the underworld where there is more money to be made than in the legitimate world.
    Most people who commit crimes here are anything but the "best and brightest". As for the money part, well, ain't it the major incentive for people committing crimes, as it always had been?

    Hong Kong might not be the safest city in the world, but it is surely safer than many places in the world. There is no major crime problem here.

    btw, I live in Hong Kong.

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  56. a toy to play you mean... by unknown_host · · Score: 1

    ".. capable of walking, dancing ... "
    An actual robot aimed at fighting crime need not have "fancy stuff" like cool goggles or a pair of dancing feet! What would actually be useful is something that actually models "high level" events like a person stealing a case from another person. Or maybe a person leaving a suitcase unattended and leaving the scene. In fact, this can be done by moving cameras mounted on pan-tilt units, not necessarily fancy dancing robots. In fact there is research being done on doing this with cameras. A "robot" with such a functionality would be much more useful than one which goes around preaching righteousness in Cantonese.

    What universe is this, please?

  57. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is you who is mistaken.

    Policing HK has become a nightmare.

    Our police forces are very much in control.

    The police are hardly in control. The police are corrupt, bought and paid for by the gangs. Those police who are not corrupt are not in a position to effect any change.

    That crime seems to be low is precisely because most of it is organized.

    The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands

    The only people hiding in the Islands are probably illegal immigrants from mainland China.

    The "Islands" obviously refers to all the islands in the HK group. IOW, anything not connected to mainland China.

    and controls crime and legitimate business

    wtf? *Legit business? You're smoking crack. Hong Kong is a city with a International fame and has close links with businesses from all over the world. Surely you don't mean those businesses deal with thugs here?

    I would say exactly that. That organized crime in HK has its hand in many pies. Hong Kong is an economic powerhouse because of the political environment which fosters a very free economy. Like the Yakuza in Japan, the gangs of HK lean heavily on business in Hong Kong.

    from the top rungs of society down to the street gutters.

    Street gutters perhaps. Top of society, no. Frankly, I've never come in contact with any gangsters before.

    I could be flippant and call into question your societal status, but I'm not going to do that.

    The fact of the matter is that in everyday life, most people will never encounter a gangster, much less a leader of a gang. These people are reclusive, and they make their influence known through their underlings who may or may not be as educated as the leaders. The best and brightest are promoted to the upper rungs of the organization while the dumber workhorses are kept on the street for their strongarm abilities.

    There is no major crime problem here.

    Open your eyes. Dig below the surface.

    btw, I live in Hong Kong

    That is irrelevent.

  58. List RobotCop Prime Directives by PhotoBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    DIRECTIVE 1 Serve the public trust

    DIRECTIVE 2 Protect the innocent

    DIRECTIVE 3 Uphold the law

    DIRECTIVE 4 Never oppose an OCP officer

    DIRECTIVE 5 Change name slighly to prevent copyright lawsuit

    1. Re:List RobotCop Prime Directives by superyooser · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the directives go in ROBOTS.TXT.

    2. Re:List RobotCop Prime Directives by servognome · · Score: 0

      Oglethorpe: Get ze Robotcop
      Emory: Well Robocop isn't exactly up to spec. Oglethorpe: Its ROBOTcop, from ze makers of da Fargate!
      Emory: Yeah, he's more of a prototype right now Oglethorpe: Nonsense, look at him, he iz fully mobile und will lead my armies of da night!
      Emory: The Robocop seems kinda slow and useless, and the nightstick is really just for show Oglethorpe: HE IS ROBOTCOP, Do I need to put him in a wheelchair und give him a mohawk!

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    3. Re:List RobotCop Prime Directives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so wrong... /etc/robot/directives.conf

  59. Everybody sing.... by ciupman · · Score: 1

    ... na na na naa naaa,
    na na na naaaaa,
    na na na naaa naa naaaa...

    (okay this only the rithm of it .., but moviegoers should follow!)

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    1. Re:Everybody sing.... by ciroknight · · Score: 0

      na na na na...
      na na na naa..
      hey hey hey..
      good times..

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  60. In... by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia children teach robots.

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  61. Maybe they just want to record video by MrRTFM · · Score: 1

    I dont know if Hong Kong has video camera's in many public places, but if not, then a few of these robots on every street corner would make organised crime risky.

    Sure, it starts off as a nice educational exercise with a few helpful robots on campuses, but give it 4 years and then there's more, and more (they are cheap to mass produce by now).

    Suddenly they have a huge network of remote controlled mobile video camera's.

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  62. Another gratuitous Robocop reference: by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    "and taught 800,000 school children how to fight crime."

    "Stay out of trouble."

    Now all they need is a Lee Iacocca elementary school.

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  63. distorted sense of reality by iwein · · Score: 0

    clowns against crime!

    i for one wouldn't want to be in the same team as this guy....

    even dances for crying out loud!

    "lalalalala and children, if you do not join a cool triad but stick with me you will all get a lollypop! now isn't that just Fan-tiddilly-tastic!"

    yuch! pfew!

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  64. I saw the 1st one by AmVidia+HQ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was in HK elementary school, and I remembered the day the cops did their speech along with the cute robot. There were trivia games, and I remembered I got some duotangs and goodies. Those were the days ^.^

    I think things like these are great. Real human sized robots really catches attention of kids and leave a lasting impression. This should be an example for all to follow: the deeper an impression you leave, the more effective you are in educating and getting your point across.

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    1. Re:I saw the 1st one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all we got here was McGruff and Mr. T talking about staying in school. Oh yeah, and the moral lessons after GI Joe cartoons.

  65. Re:Dance to Styx ? by jcasey · · Score: 1

    domo arigato mister roboto... [ flashback! ]

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  66. Bite the bait, by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I would expect my local news station to bite and waste airtime on this. But a technology site like this?
    I mean, when you hear the headline, I(as a geek) think, how can this be possible, a robot police officer. On the news on TV, I get the same thought but can dismiss it right away as a "stupid news people took the bait on something they did not understand".
    But I would expect that I didn't have to use the same filter when reading news links here.

  67. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

    Care to cite where you got your information from? And when?

    And to explain how this would be different from an average city of similar scale? (we all know there is no such place with zero criminal activity where there is a dense population, the difference is on the rate and extent)

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    Don't quote me on this.
  68. Lemme introduce you to Mr USB by CaptainPuff · · Score: 1

    But does it have a computer connector shaped like a spike that doubles as a weapon?

  69. Hat by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Nice picture in the article. But could it stop me from stealing its police hat and running away?

    With those Dalek-like feet it has, I'll just run up some stairs to escape. Easy.

  70. Mugged for parts. by pherris · · Score: 1
    I can't be the only one here thinking "It's 2am and I need a couple of small motors ... hey Officer Robotcop, can you help me please? ... WACK! ... Enough spare parts left over to get me through the next few months and look at this cute little silly club." Nothing like creatively stretching out the research budget.

    Finally, an useful cop. Will the wonders ever cease?

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  71. So... by lofoforabr · · Score: 0

    What's his name? Murphy?

  72. The dancing cop? by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a joke about a dancing cop??? I can see the fear in the eyes of the criminals: "Look out boys, he's going to tap us to death."

  73. Re: Obligatory by Channard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, the stairs push the robot. Surely 'In Soviet Russia, the robot pushes the stairs down *YOU*'?

  74. I, for one, welcome our new robotcop overlords. by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's cliche, but just think: if they gave these suckers weapons, improved their design a bit, and set them loose on the streets...
    Oh well; we won't have to worry about any Matrix-ish situations until we give them free will.
    I also noticed the nightstick right away, and I envisioned some unscrupulous youth grabbing it and beating the bejesus out of either the robot or some elderly passerby.

    "Like its predecessors, its main role is to spread anti-theft and anti-triad messages."

    Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly are the Triads?

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  75. Y M C A by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I don't know; it looks more like a robot designed to get into a 25th Century gay disco. Seriously! (Well, not that seriously...)

    Flashy LEDs and a policeman's cap for a Buck Rogers meets the Village People effect. Plus, I reckon they were going for the well-built "beefcake" look with those (cough) sculpted pecs and square shoulders.

    And who's the other robot? Is that meant to be his cute twink boyfriend?

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  76. Expensive? by jez9999 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It might cost around HK$300,000 to develop and build, but the service it provides the Hong Kong crime prevention drive is priceless.

    I bet it's is - you couldn't get this kind of comedy from regular stand up!

  77. if its anything like ROBOCOP 3... by aixou · · Score: 2, Funny

    then it'll be in the bargain bin in about 3 months for all of us to enjoy.

  78. Corruption rankings by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 3, Informative
    The Chinese mafia has essentially taken over the islands
    UCLA Asia institute rankings of corruption. Note that Hong Kong is viewed as being less corrupt than Japan.

    Oh, and some place called the United States.

    1. Re:Corruption rankings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But that's a ranking of "Perceptions of corruption", not estimates of actual corruption. In relatively free countries like the US, there is at least some free (ie. not part of the conspiracy :^) press exposing corruption, so people see the corruption and have a high perception of it.

      But in places like HK, where the press is 100% government controlled, on pain of death (or at least life inprisonment), the corruption is never exposed, thus the perception is low. But the actual corruption is undoubtedly higher, because with no risk of exposure, there's nothing to hold people back from it. The streets are safe because most of the criminals are in government.

      The perception of Japan being corrupt only came about after the economic collapse led to the exposure of the corruption (because no one had the money to keep the payoffs flowing, and people were demanding real answers).

    2. Re:Corruption rankings by coppice · · Score: 1

      Where do you get this wacky stuff? The press in HK is free. Like anywhere else, it tends to say what the rich folk who own it want, but that's as muzzled as it gets.

    3. Re:Corruption rankings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Corruption PERCEPTION..

      just because a majority of people think it's so, doesn't mean it's sooo

    4. Re:Corruption rankings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF. Are you just trolling?

      The press in HK is 100% free.
      There is no death penalty in HK.
      Writing crap and distributing them never results in life imprisonment.
      Corruption is exposed, there are occasionally news reports about government officials / well known businessmen involving bribery.
      There is an independent organization that fights corruption.

      > The perception of Japan being corrupt only came about after the economic collapse led to the exposure of the corruption (because no one had the money to keep the payoffs flowing, and people were demanding real answers).

      HK had been experiencing economic problems too in the last few years. Your point?

      By the way, if you're presuming Hong Kong is no different from a random city in China, you're wrong.

      And even in China, I can tell you things are much better then what you've mentioned. Heck, I'd bet corruption in China is be much less severe than these what you call "lobbying" in the US any day.

    5. Re:Corruption rankings by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
      That's why I said 'viewed'. And the Transparency International rankings are derived from the following...

      Global Competitiveness Report (World Economic Forum), World Competitiveness Yearbook (Institute for Management Development), Survey of Middle Eastern Businesspeople (Information International), World Business Environment Survey (World Bank), Country Risk Service and Country Forecast (Economist Intelligence Unit), Nations in Transit (Freedom House), Risk Ratings (World Markets Research Centre), State Capacity Survey (Columbia University), Asian Intelligence Issue (Political and Economic Risk Consultancy), Opacity Index (Price WaterhouseCoopers), Survey (unnamed multilateral development bank), Corruption Survey (Gallop International on behalf of Transparency International), and Business Environment and Enterprise Performance Survey (World Bank and the EBRD).

      So that's the international community.

      Oh, and in terms of press freedom, yes Hong Kong's press (ranked 56th) isn't as free as that in the US (31st), but it's in a hell of a lot better state than China (165 of 166).

    6. Re:Corruption rankings by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
      Typical - whenever I complain about someone not reading what I said, I include an error in my comment.

      China was ranked 161st in press freedom by Reporters Sans Frontieres.

  79. They Fight Crime! by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's a robot cop patrolling the streets of Hong Kong. She's a eight-year-old school student trying to learn the ropes of crime-fighting. They fight crime!

    Try again!

  80. wtf?! by Stupid+White+Man · · Score: 0

    How can it walk? The fucker ain't got any LEGS!

  81. I want to hold out by afeeney · · Score: 1
    for the half-organic version.

    RoboCrop.

  82. I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! by www.sharkdefense.com · · Score: 0

    (sorry, couldnt help myself.) lol

    1. Re:I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the first thing I thought of when I read the headline. Well Done!

  83. Daddy! by kulakovich · · Score: 1



    "Robotcop III can walk, dance"

    ...and from the look of him will parent a new generation of Daleks...

  84. I can just imagine... by mwood · · Score: 1

    ...robot spies a brick-wielding evildoer in an alley and subdues him by dancing while playing an inspirational video about our social responsibilities.

    (Why, yes, I *am* thinking of the police robots in Harry Harrison's "Stainless Steel Rat" stories.)

  85. Robocop by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Doesn't look as good as Peter Weller did in the movie.

    This topic shall be modded... And I shall call it TROLL

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    1. Re:RoboCop by danila · · Score: 1

      I couldn't imagine Robocop teaching children how to fight crime.
      I may be wrong, but I think that was part of the plot in one of the films... Robocop was disabled from actually fighting the crime and limited to some propaganda/education role. The details escape me, since I saw the movies more than a decade ago.

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  86. RoboCop by nycsubway · · Score: 1

    I thought it said "Robocop" until I saw the picture in the article, and realized it was NOT the movie that was being released in Hong Kong. Thank goodness, because those were bad movies. I couldn't imagine Robocop teaching children how to fight crime..

  87. Well... by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction, display videos and answer questions asked in Cantonese and English
    Well, if that doesn't cover all the bases for the essence of crimefighting, I don't know what does!
  88. Better robotcop: by katarac · · Score: 1

    "I'm gonna get 24th century on your ass!"

  89. Directive 4... by sammaffei · · Score: 1

    You can not apprehend / arrest any Slashdot member.

    Our little insurance policy...

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  90. This is amazing.... by pajeromanco · · Score: 1

    A new way to fight crime: karaoke.....
    Who can robber a bank with a dancing-singing robot behind?
    I think I'll buy a microphone....

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    Now I am sad.
  91. Re:Damn, not Robocop 3 by Borg453b · · Score: 1

    I too was disappointed; Rumour has it that Verhoven has plans for a "real" sequel to his first robocop movie.. and lets face it: A violent cynical social criticism is what makes for a good robocop movie. The sappy sequel had its moments (The prototypes etc).. but the third movie.. gah.

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  92. what is that by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    what is that red flame-shaped thing that the robot is holding in his hand in the photo? some kind of strange kungfu weapon?

  93. Robocop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

  94. Already attempted with Daleks by ylikone · · Score: 0
    Big deal, this has already been done.

    But the plan was scrapped when the robot, named Dalek, went on a killing rampage.

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  95. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. by coppice · · Score: 1

    Come on. You know his information source. A 1001 really bad movies. I've met this kind of attitude about HK before, and it always seems to come from the movies. I've never figured out, after many years in HK, why the HK movies are so totally out of line with the reality of the place. As others have said, the police here are first rate by world standards. Many worried that after China resumed rule of HK things would fall apart. It hasn't happened. This is still one of the safest places in the world, with a commendably low level of corruption. I have far more faith in the police here, than in my homeland, England.

  96. Re:Insane Moderation? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    *I* was gonna say "you have 30 seconds to comply", dammit.

    After seeing RoboCop (I was about 12, my sister about 7), I could control my sister for many years afterwards. The movie scared her. Whenever I wanted her to move off my seat, or do anything, I would just point my arms at her and say "You have 30 seconds to comply". I would wait awhile. "You have 20 seconds to comply." She would always cave in before I got to 0. Robocop has helped me in hundreds of these altercations.

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  97. Plasma ?!?! by mycr0ft · · Score: 1

    What the hell is the plasma for?

    Plasma? Maybe it's an atmospheric pressure plasma for decontamination of biohazards. But then again maybe not.

    Maybe it's a microwave plasma fireball for shooting bad guys.

    Nah. Its probably just one of these dumb things from Spencer's Gifts.

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    1. Re:Plasma ?!?! by joskay · · Score: 1

      Or something easier to produce the plasma.
      http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/gra peplasma/
      : )

  98. Re:Three MORE observations. by -O.ster_66 · · Score: 1

    1. the big red button on his left shoulder

    2. the small silver button on the hem of his skirt

    3. the linksys antennae sticking out of his back

    war copping anyone?

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  99. Oh no!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction...

    It's the arrivial of real life Cop Rock!

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  100. Designed in hong kong, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It can dance, but can it sing...
    KARAOKE?
    ROBOTCOP III approaches a burglary in progress.

    ROBOTCOP III: Aaaaaaaand I will always love yoooooooooooooooooooouu...

  101. Hyaa! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    So, how long til Jackie Chan fights one?

  102. And the smile? by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 1

    Why do those asians love putting smiles on their robots?
    Is that really going to strike fear in the heart of a criminal, being chased by a round headed smiling robot?

  103. I was going to make a Robocop joke by xant · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I see you guys got it covered.

    I'm gonna head over to a Microsoft thread to find a place to stick an awesome "Trustworthy Computing" joke I just thought up.

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  104. If they release this in the streets of Hong Kong.. by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    ...They better LoJack the sucker.

    = 9J =

  105. It will never be a TRUE HK robot by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

    until its been lowered, gets blinking strobes and a spoiler, and plays really bad rave music!

  106. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas -- B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people producing the movies here are crap, yet they think they're geniuses.

    Their only sense of humor comes in the form of cheap jokes that aren't funny, and all "action" is only about these gangs -- probably a fantasized version of the street gangs they grew up with.

    Pathetic.

  107. Conflicting directives... by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    I just keep having horrific images of RobotCop dancing merrily in the streets to the music of the screams of crime victims everywhere. I think that 'dancing' directive pretty much conflicts with crimefighting.

    Unless, I suppose, a master criminal arises with such a horror of dancing that the mere sight of it will cause him to fall to the ground with a penitent's plea for mercy?

    On second thought, that's really reaching for it...

  108. Rubbish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robotcop III can walk, dance, move in any direction

    OK, let's see it move straight up or straight down.

    Not so smart now, are you Hong Kong?

  109. obligitory robocop quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'de buy that for a dollar!