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Tech Training Schools Going Bust

superflippy writes "The Associated Press reports that many tech training schools which opened during the last few years are now shutting their doors. During the dot-com boom, there was the perception that a few months of computer training could lead to a fabulous job. Now, it seems all these schools have produced are unemployed people with student loans and dubious certifications."

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  1. Too many of them by l810c · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is just a result of the dotcom bubble burst. Companies these days are looking for (in order):

    Outsourcing to India
    Cheap College Grads (Although there are too many here also)
    Experienced (more expensive) College Grads
    And *maybe* a few scraps left over grads of these half ass tech schools

    There is still definitely a place for a few of these schools for people wanting to add a skill or become more advanced in a skill, but the days of taking an 8 week course and then finding a tech job are over. I actually know a couple of people that went to these type schools 5 years ago and now have great tech jobs.

    1. Re:Too many of them by dankney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certifications aren't completely obsolete as long as one has realistic expectations. Tech is like any other industry -- certification/education gets you an entry-level job with an entry-level salary. To advance past that, it's based on your experience and accomplishments.

    2. Re:Too many of them by Andorion · · Score: 4, Funny

      I notice "people with many years experience in the field" is not on your list, as it shouldn't be.

      ~Berj

    3. Re:Too many of them by RobPiano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't too many techs! The problem is too many BAD techs! Being a tech is more than a certificate. I know computer science majors who have never opened up a machine. I had someone with a Master's in Computer Informational Systems ask me if I could point out to her the "virtual memory" inside the computer. I know a system admin who keep disks running at 99% capacity and wonder why he get disk errors.

      The idea that tech == money has contributed to many people going into tech that haven't any interest in it.

    4. Re:Too many of them by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I recall that back in the early 1990s there were many schools that specialized in technical training for those with non-mainstream cultures. An Example: A particular school opened up in Shiprock Arizona teaching all sorts of tech skills to the Navajos: "just sign here and we gaurantee to take all your money and what's more you will also get a free lifetime of debt!" As soon as the loan guarantees were signed and the monies delivered, the school closed up shop and moved on. This was something of a local scandal back then, but I think it was repeated in basic form throughout the country with other local populations. This latest schooling blight is just another form of the same. As long as the lure of student loan money is there, the shysters will come.

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    5. Re:Too many of them by JPriest · · Score: 5, Funny

      The good news is that they don't hide well. They proudly identify themselves as MCSE's.

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    6. Re:Too many of them by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      At the risk of being a "Me too!" poster, I agree. When I was in my senior year, I was taking a fourth-year microcontroller class, and it was painfully obvious my lab partner hadn't coded at all in his life. He would start a condition check with an "if", then indent once more for the "else if", then once more for the next "else if" until, ten "else if"s later the condition was occupying three lines on the text editor.

      He wasn't a Comp Sci. major because he liked coding, that's for sure.

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    7. Re:Too many of them by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      It's also a result of the fact that many jobs that used to require specifically trained IT people, no longer do since a lot of students learn basic computer science/programming skills. I've mentioned this before but at my school, every engineer must have a basic competency in computer programming, and many applied math/economics courses involve some sort of computer programming. So instead of needing a programmer to write simple little scripts and programs for you, you can do it yourself. I also know of several large investment banks requiring a basic competency in Excel, and require you to go to a short training course if you do not have it. It's the same with basic computing knowledge. While a lot of people are still clueless, there are now a lot more people (than before, not a lot more than who are clueless) who can get by on their own without the help of a special IT person when something goes wrong who aren't in the IT industry directly. An education solely in IT is only valuable when not that many people have it. A lot more people have it, and a lot more people in other industries have a basic competency and it's cheaper to allow them to be basically competent than to higher someone who is highly skilled.

    8. Re:Too many of them by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly There needs to be Tech schools out there that have 90%+ Failure rates of students that Just don't have the aptitude to work with computers.. But the only problem then would be to get students into the school and fill up the classes so they can make money.... Thats the problem... Mostly tech schools fail to Properly teach students proper skills... instead they drown them in technical procedure and text books and think they will learn something... When ever i see a tech school grad I allways ask them for a difficult problem and their solution to it.. 99.99999+ of them are Stumped when I ask them how their solution relates to the theory of the actual problem. 90%+ Tech school grads don't have any idea at all on proper troubleshooting techniques the vast Majority use what I call the "Pin The Tail on the Donkey" approach to troubleshooting.. and I can't half blame them ... as the come out of a tech school armed with enough knowledge and confidence to be blind and dangerous in their abilities to admin anything but their home PC. That or they only use half of the Cause and Effect aproach.. The see The Cause and its effects but think nothing of the effects of their solution once its implemented Causing problems again that are usually worse..

      Its usually a horrible situation with tech grads that do not have a firm background in computers... You usually have to break them and completely retrain them and show them how to utilize their knowledge they obtained in school...

      But there are many many different shades of bad techs out there.. and as of late more of them are becoming fluent in linux and can get by alot of questions in that area and still be dangerous... But the "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" approach is allways a sure sign of a tech you shouldn't hire unless you have time and resources to retrain them if their personality isn't resistant to it.

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    9. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I had someone with a Master's in Computer Informational Systems ask me if I could point out to her the "virtual memory" inside the computer. enough said.

    10. Re:Too many of them by catfood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I know computer science majors who have never opened up a machine.

      Opening up a machine is not part of Computer Science. You might as well criticize Political Science majors for not holding public office.

      The idea that tech == money has contributed to many people going into tech that haven't any interest in it

      Amen.

    11. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The list was people they wanted to hire. They don't want to hire experienced people. They cost too much and they have this irritating habit of telling their boss in advance that his great idea (methodology, language, whatever) isn't going to solve all the problems.

      No one is supposed to figure that out until the boss has been promoted beyond responsibility for the failure to come.

    12. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're telling me, everyday I see adds on tv (always from 11:00am to 12:00 pm) for either car insurance (and really cheesy ones at that), crappy two year tech schools, or for bail bonds.

    13. Re:Too many of them by deadmongrel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > >Outsourcing to India
      You had to say that didn't you? Can't be just out- sourcing in general. Do you know how many "tech" centrers and "universities" and "institutes" were started in India? probably more that it was started here in the US. and after the dot-com bubble burst probably 60 to 70 % of them went belly up. US in not alone in this situation.

    14. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've got an MCSE! Notice I post AC.

    15. Re:Too many of them by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Go find the senior executives for Ford or GM. They've never worked on the assembly line to be sure, but I'll bet that every last one of them has seen the cars being built, and is more than a little familiar with the sight of one halfway through the build process.

      Shouldn't a compsci major have seen at least one or two machines opened up?

      Oh fuck, I've just gotten the real world confused with my fantasy world again, where everyone is competent and is involved in IT because they *love* computers/coding/networking etc. Damn.

      In summary though, I think i can describe these schools in a single phrase "job market dilution".

    16. Re:Too many of them by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Malarkey. My boss would kill to find qualified people to do what we need. The trouble is, the qualified people largely aren't citizens, if they even exist at all. We need folks who are experienced with wireless, specifically related to ad-hoc and mesh networking. We need strong programming skills and a good familiarity with embedded Linux, Windows drivers, and the 802.11 MAC. We've found a lot of folks who have done work in NS2, but few who have done it in the real world.

      We'll pay for the expertise if we can find it, and we'll snag a local if we can -- we're a startup! We can't afford the hassle of H1B's or outsourcing! -- but the sort of things we're looking for have proven to be difficult to find in ANY candidate.

    17. Re:Too many of them by bonius_rex · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I've got one too, and I won't post AC. People who contantly disparage the MCSE don't seem to understand what the MCSE is about. It does not mean the person is a rocket scientist. It means the person has a minimal knowledge about how to work a Microsoft network. That's it.

      Look at the some of therequirements. it says things like "Create and Manage user accounts."

      It doesn't say "be super-duper geek computer god with 133t slashdot powers"

    18. Re:Too many of them by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very true, I went to a tech school. Mine was for recording arts though, not computer networking or anything. But the same problems still applied. School was more interested in getting people through then actually teaching them something. I personally learned alot going there, but I applied myself. There were just as many, if not more, that went through and didn't learn a damn thing, and those people have the same degree I do, and they're all gonna be fucked. I've never once shown anyone my resume. I get jobs because when people talk to me about recording they can tell I know my shit, not because I have an associate degree.

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    19. Re:Too many of them by DukeLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, maybe I am a ray of hope. I teach college-level courses at night in programming (Java / C++) and Unix system administration. This term it looks like I will lose about half my class. A lot of people just try to slide by...except my school has backed every F I have given.

    20. Re:Too many of them by TheOv3rminD · · Score: 0

      yeah i went 3 years ago....75 bucks an hour now =) i have no complaints

    21. Re:Too many of them by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The see The Cause and its effects but think nothing of the effects of their solution once its implemented Causing problems again that are usually worse..

      I hear this is how Windows patches are tested.

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    22. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think emotions run high over the issue of certifications because it's perceived as an unfair screening process. People who are good test-takers can pass these exams easily. But qualified techs are not always good test takers, and those who are not resent the upstarts who get ahead because they are. Certs may not be the best indicator of technical ability, but they are still a credential in the eyes of HR.

    23. Re:Too many of them by slasher999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm about ready to hire a full time tech to take over some of the day to day support work. What am I looking for? Simple. Absolute quality service to our clients, integrity, an ability to think quickly and come up with solutions to problems on the fly, experience in a broad range of technologies, dedication, and loyalty to my organization. There are still some of us out there with our priorities straight.

    24. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and again computer science doesnt have anything to do with "opening" a computer. Seems to me REAL computer science doesnt even really need a computer.

    25. Re:Too many of them by danheskett · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't a compsci major have seen at least one or two machines opened up?
      By the time they are CEO of Dell or HP, yeah probably...

      Do you think those CEOs of Ford or GM had seen and were familiar with car build process by their first year in business school?

      where everyone is competent and is involved in IT because they *love* computers/coding/networking etc. Damn.
      That is a fantasy world. Most people don't like their job. Most IT people don't like their job.

    26. Re:Too many of them by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most people don't. I happen to love all things technical. I happen to be good at it.

      I'll also never have much of a job in IT. I have a rudimentary ATM155 network at home, not to mention all sorts of other L1's. Hell, I'm even building my own internet of sorts. I can do everything from the chip level up to relational databases...

      And I'll never be more than a grunt. It's painful being a loser. Some days more than others.

    27. Re:Too many of them by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      They aren't looking much for cheap college grads either, you need experience in addition to being a college grad, as well as the certs(round here at least, though people here are fucking clueless).

    28. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget they are also looking for:

      self-educated philosophy degree holders.

      IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOGIC BABY!

    29. Re:Too many of them by nodialtone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you. I have interviewed numerous ppl for jobs that have come up where I work. These jobs are tech related, some whom i've interviewed had those so-called elite certs e.g. CISSP, MCSE, and god of all knowing certs, and some who that do not. But ask one of those elite dudes/gals to describe what a top level domain is? his honest answer was, "I don't know" I asked one fellow, who I recommended we hire, because he was smart with other things that were asked, had common sense, and on the way out asked my boss if he could talk to me again, and on the way out, he asked me, what is a top level domain? I explained. Try it in your next interview. :) Or maybe something like... "Looking at the entire internet, what network topology would you describe best fits?" Common sense.

    30. Re:Too many of them by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right, so that just reinforces what others have been saying. Your $14,000 for MSCE cert is better spent elsewhere.

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      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    31. Re:Too many of them by truG33k · · Score: 1

      Going to a college most people can get into, I have seen alot of know nothing people thinking they will get a job for big $$$ in IT. These were my top 2. (And they wonder why I left school early)

      1. IT Major 2 months from graduating is havig problems getting his 2000 domain working. I give him a hand only to find out he had one IP set to 192.168.x.x and the other to 10.10.x.x. Then he had no DNS servers set for his computers and wonders why he gets a "this name will not resolve error."

      2. My favorite, CS Major 3 months from graduating can't even set a static IP address on her Windowz XP machine. I love DHCP as much as the next admin but really.....

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    32. Re:Too many of them by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 0

      I don't know how people pass computer science/engineering without knowing what virtual memory....so you have a point there. However, I don't think computer science majors need to open up a PC. Unless you are a technician or perhaps a system administrator, I don't see what the inside of a PC has to do with anything. The vast majority of jobs (ranging from simple coding jobs, to full scale software development, to architecture) don't really require any knowledge of the inside of a computer*. I'll bet you that all the top programmers and architects, working in companies such as Intel, to well respected open-source developers, don't know anything about the inside of a computer.

      The requirement that you place on computer science/engineering grads is almost like dissing mechanical engineers because they don't know how the inside of a car works. I'll bet all the top mechanical engineers designing top-end cars like Ferrari down to your popular Honda Accord, don't know much about the inside of the car. They likely won't even be able to fix simple car problems than a car fan might be able to.

      See... the thing is... Computer Engineering, for example, isn't about what's inside the computer. Rather, it's about how to design a computer (eg. memory, bus, cpu, etc), among other things. Computer Science is somewhat similar. To see why you are wrong, consider this. According to your view, is a computer engineer like me (at least in degree (unemployed though :( )) somehow superior to a computer science guy because comp eng grads know far more about the hardware? Not really!

      (* When I say inside of a computer I'm talking about the parts and stuff (eg. Nvidia video card vs ATI; IDE hard drives vs SCSI; etc). Obviously you need to know the components of a computer (eg. CPU, memory, etc)). Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    33. Re:Too many of them by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the point was about simply opening a PC and LOOKING at it. Rather, it was about knowing what is inside the PC. What's the point of opening up a PC and not knowing what's inside it? So a better analogy is: how many mechanical engineers can fix cars or know what is inside of it? Not many. However, a mechanic, as opposed to a mechanical engineer, will know aobut the inside of a car.

      With comp sci/engineering, it's the same thing. You don't need to know what's inside the computer because most people don't fix computers. Fixing computers is generally left to technicians. However, what you DO need to know is how the components work and how to design something.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    34. Re:Too many of them by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Bail bonds? Is that a US thingie? I don't see any mention of it anywhere in Canada... Then again, we know who has the higher violent crime rate ;)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    35. Re:Too many of them by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Buchanan criticizing Perle & Frum is like Stalin criticizing Hitler. I don't know which is worse. On the one hand, you have the neoconservative imperialists calling for USA to take over the world. But on the other hand, you have a paleoconservative who thinks everything evil is due to liberalism and socialism.

      I actually would agree with Buchanan on his criticism of Perle's and Frum's strategy for combating "terrorism". However, is Buchanan better than the neoconservatives? Only when it comes to foreign policy. If you include everything, both these sides are just as bad as each other--and they probably deserve each other too...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    36. Re:Too many of them by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Honestly There needs to be Tech schools out there that have 90%+ Failure rates of students that Just don't have the aptitude to work with computers.. But the only problem then would be to get students into the school and fill up the classes so they can make money....

      I've been teaching at one of them schools for almost 4 years; and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to fail anyone (or to suggest they should seek another major, or [as I usually like to tell students] to switch schools - I also teach in a real college).

      On one occation, the `director' actually changed my final grades! (yep, plainly edited the final roster).

      I've heard stories of instructors being fired for what amounts to IMHO `telling the truth' to the students.

      These schools are evil money sucking machines that pray on the mistery of others and screw up the lives of just about every student they come across (recruit already messed up folks [many not even high school grads], promise lots of stuff, leave them with TONS of loans). I really hate that school (on moral grounds), but hey, work is work, and I'd rather be employed than not.

      Oh, yeah, and I wish they'd go under! I've been wishing for that since the first few weeks of me working there.

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    37. Re:Too many of them by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
      Mod Parent Up!

      That's the whole point: Not whether or not an MCSE is worth having, but whether or not it's worth spending your valuable time and money on.

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    38. Re:Too many of them by jelle · · Score: 1

      I found it very interesting to find out that in the US, even court bail money is capitalized. It's pretty amazing when you think of it. It both helps the courts and sustains a whole other activity: bounty hunting. When the person out on bail fails to show up in court, it's not just a law enforcement issue to bring the person to justice, because there is a company that is losing money, hence the bounty hunters... A bounty hunter is like a 'repo man' for lost persons... And thanks to the concept of 'citizen arrest', it's all legally possible too. Those are your tough men, the bounty hunters.

      I'm sure bail bonds is a very tough business to be in. Besides dealing a lot with crime and voilence, those companies are also basically lending money to people with the very worst creditability... The interest rates will probably not be low.

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    39. Re:Too many of them by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1
      Right, so that just reinforces what others have been saying. Your $14,000 for MSCE cert is better spent elsewhere.

      I really hope you are inflating that number, that would pay for a whole year of real education.

    40. Re:Too many of them by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Did you point to the hard drive, or did you just go straight to correcting her?

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    41. Re:Too many of them by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      Most bail bonds in the U.S. are 10% of whatever your bail is set by the court. For example, if you're bail is $2000 then you can either come up with $2000 cash and you will get that money back after your trial, or you can pay a bail bondsman $200 and get out of jail. But you don't get the $200 back. That is their "interest".

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    42. Re:Too many of them by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Well if you want to take that road, programming Java is not part of computer science.

      I would expect a computer science grad to be able to learn Java fluently in less than a month.

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    43. Re:Too many of them by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      I get jobs because when people talk to me about recording they can tell I know my shit, not because I have an associate degree.

      Amen.

      You still have to get the chance to prove that you know your shit, but it doesn't have to be in a formal interview situation. One shit-knower can usually identify another within a minute or two of technical conversation. And if one is looking for workers, and the other is looking for work, it's just a matter of whether or not the question comes up.

      Make the question come up.

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    44. Re:Too many of them by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      14000 bucks???
      You'd better not forget to to mention the massive golden cordless wheel mouse that you get handed out with your cert...

    45. Re:Too many of them by BloodSpite · · Score: 1

      Once, not very long ago, I had a Dilbert comic that stayed on my desk for about a year.
      The comic showed a intresting portly gentlemen wearing a cape with a Big Letter "C" on the front.
      He steps in front of the server raises his hands and says
      "I summer the almighty power of certification.....!"
      Promptly, of course, nothing happens.
      He is then heard to utter by Dilbert, "Well Dar, thats all i remember from the class..."

      This, in retrospect, has been the majority of my experience with graduates of so called Technical "Schools" AKA Boot Camps, were the clientele/would-be-Techs spend 2 to 5 weeks cramming for a certification. Then when it comes time to actually troubleshoot problems, they are useless because everything they know is based on verbage and passing a test.

      College Education does not neccesarily exclude this either. I have a collge graduate on my staff, with an Associates Degree in Computer Information, who does not know how to Map a Network drive.

      Relatively simple thing, but is actually a question I use to judge peoples ability.
      If you can't map a network drive, I don't need you.

      I worked PC in the *)'s and mid 90's and with the influx of "Boot campers" i left the industry in outrage. I got in to working Telecommunications where my skills were greatly wanted and I succeeded very well with it.

      The Telecom crash has suddenly had me bombarded with people from the PC industry wanting to work for them, so now I am pushed back in to an industry I left the better part of 6 years ago.

      The Bootcampers are slowly dying out, or are being weeded out from what i can see. Occasionaly one shows up with "The Latest and Greatest Certificate" from "Howiescruem Technologies", but they are not as prominent as they once were.\

      I think overall it is a good thing. I think bootcamps are bad, if you intend on trying to get, say, a Network Admin Job based on solely your cert. However if you want to take one for a refresher course, by all means do so.

      You'll find your rentention rate for one versus just asking a professor to sit in on one of the local Community Colleges Classes (I do this pretty regularly. You'd be surprised at how many proffesors say "Sure go ahead!")

      Just my .2 cents

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    46. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you've forgotten this is /. so anything with "Microsoft" atached to it will be disparaged and ridiculed by the mindless Linux sheep no matter how good the certification is.

    47. Re:Too many of them by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
      Right, so that just reinforces what others have been saying. Your $14,000 for MSCE cert is better spent elsewhere.

      Well, I certainly didn't spend $14k for mine. I pity anyone who was duped by the certification bootcamp companies into paying that much money.

      The MCSE is seven exams. Each exam costs $150 each (IIRC). A study guide book is around $50 (per test)

      So, you're looking at $1050 for tests, and $350 for training materials. Assuming you own a computer or two for practice, you can get your MCSE for under $1500.00

    48. Re:Too many of them by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      Do you think those CEOs of Ford or GM had seen and were familiar with car build process by their first year in business school?

      I don't know about GM but regarding Ford I would say yes. The Fords are very hands on.

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    49. Re:Too many of them by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Nope, we're talking about two different things here. The tests aren't usually part of the course. Most people are smart enough to get a book and just skip to the tests. After all, we're talking about schooling, not just taking the finals.

      And yes, during the height of the dot-com job flood, taking those seven courses and buying the course materials weighed in around $14,000. In case you guys are wondering, I didn't take the MCSE courses.

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      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    50. Re:Too many of them by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      In a similar situation, my mother used to teach elementary school in South Carolina. She wanted to fail four children who had underperformed all year and were not ready to learn at the next level, 4th grade. She told her principal, and he of course did not want to fail any of them. But he compromised and asked her to give them three tests and if they passed any of them (he set passing as a 25%) then they could proceed to the next grade. One still failed.

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    51. Re:Too many of them by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Correction to above:

      Most people AREN'T smart enough...

      D'OH!!

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      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    52. Re:Too many of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shenanigans

    53. Re:Too many of them by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Forgot about Ford being a "family" business. That's a bad example.

    54. Re:Too many of them by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Thats horrible... Alot worse than I would have though... Might as well just have 1 question on the test... Name:
      And be done with it :)

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      Who needs WiFi when we can have Packet Over Sheep! http://datacomm.org/PoS-InternetDraft.txt
    55. Re:Too many of them by rickshaf · · Score: 1

      This is a really good presentation of the current employment situation as I see it. I only have a bit to ad: 1. I worked for NASA/JPL and a Navy contractor for a lotta years as an electronics engineer/tech manager/astronomer. I found that graduates of the "for profit" tech schools such as DeVry were usually very well trained, and, so long as their job responsibilities were a good fit to their tech school training, they worked out very well. They also usually benefitted by in-service training, which was often modeled on how schools like DeVry do it. 2. Folks who had college or university degrees, on the other had, were not nearly so well trained as their tech school counterparts, in that they hadn't been exposed to as much material, but they were generally better educated, and also much more capable of training themselves when they needed to. 3. Finally, the military remains a great source of tech training, and costs the student a LOT less. Furthermore, if the student is willing to work really hard, he or she can get out of the military with the equivalent of a tech school cert AND an AS in a tech or science discipline. The catch, of course, is that the student is also a soldier, and has to get it straight in his or her head that there's the potential for killing and dying in the job. If you're a person who's contemplating this option, remember that you'll have to live with killing another human being a lot longer than you'll have to live with being killed! This may seem obvious, but a lot of young people don't consider it. I'm a veteran of the US Army, and I know I didn't pay much attention to this!

  2. well.... by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    at least they are unemployed with only a few months worth of student loans.

    seems downright enviable from my position with four years worth of loans.

    1. Re:well.... by Toasty981 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not quite. From the article:



      "The problem for students like Milla Muller, 25, is that they sign legal contracts to pay back loans, no matter how bad a school turns out to be. Muller's efforts to get her $7,500 loan from Sallie Mae Financial forgiven have been unsuccessful.

      Muller was one of about 150 students enrolled at Xintra Institute of Technology in Quincy, Mass. The school was stripped of its license in April for failure to comply with state regulations. It filed for bankruptcy in August, without giving students any notice.

      "Sallie Mae has absolutely no recourse for this at all," said Muller, who now pays $189 a month for classes she didn't take."



      I'm guessing a lot of people don't have the cash reserves to simply pay off the outstanding balance when it became clear that the school wouldn't be around for four years. So they are paying a four-year loan.

    2. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the above poster meant that the amount of the loan that a tech school graduate has to pay back is much lower(covering a few months of education) than the amount a 4 year degree holder has to pay back which covers four years of education, likely at a higher rate as well.

    3. Re:well.... by Highlander · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think what he meant is that the people that go to the "1 year technical school" and can't get a job have 1 years of loans to pay back; whereas he has a degree for a 4year institute such as a university with 4 years worth of loans to pay back.

      H

    4. Re:well.... by Toasty981 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point, I forgot these schools are generally equivalent to associate programs...a couple years if that.

    5. Re:well.... by corbettw · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh wow, that sucks. Especially since, IIRC, you can't discharge student loan debt through bankruptcy.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    6. Re:well.... by slasher999 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this a simple breach of contract? Maybe instead of tech courses these people could have used a simple high school level Business Law class! IANAL, but this sure sounds simple to get out of. Of course it depends on who the contracts were with I suppose. Student signs a contract with financial org, financial org gives money to school, school disappears, student may still be liable I guess.

    7. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, my plan is foiled!

  3. Good! by El · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny, that doesn't seem to stop them from running ads that say "40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year! Train now for a rewarding career!"

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    1. Re:Good! by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 5, Funny

      40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year!

      Must be willing to relocate to Bangalore.

    2. Re:Good! by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Funny
      they don't say that, they say


      "40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year!* Train now for a rewarding career!"

      .

      .

      .

      .

      .

      .

      *worldwide

      --
      every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    3. Re:Good! by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > doesn't seem to stop them from running ads

      So true. Here in the Washington DC area there's a radio ad to the effect of "Sign up for Cisco and Microsoft training! Get the pay and respect you deserve!"

      I'm not sure which is more implausible - the idea that the world owes me more money or the idea that Cisco and Microsoft are more or less the same company.

    4. Re:Good! by snero3 · · Score: 1

      Of course it dosesn't, they have to sell courses if they don't sell courses then they are stuffed. Simple marketing my friend.

      What you expected them to say "Come rack up a dept which you won't be able to pay back and gain useable skills?

      --
      It said "windows 98 or better" so I installed Linux
    5. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That radio ad came to mind the moment I saw this story posted. I HATE that ad. It's one of the most irritating radio ads I have ever heard, on a couple of different levels: 1) the dude has a creepy voice, 2) it's such a blatant cash-grab on the part of the "school."

      And it's been on the air for ages. The radio stations keep airing the damn thing. For months now I just change to a different station any time I hear it come on the air.

    6. Re:Good! by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 4, Funny


      the idea that Cisco and Microsoft are more or less the same company.


      Its all planned out. In 2009 we take over Cisco so that we can embrace and expand the internet better. By 2017, we will have assim^H^H^H^H^Hembraced every company in America. In 2023 all the Armed forces
      automated, Windows-enhanced will automatically hunt down anything with a Penguin* on it. Finally in 2029 we get tired of paying off policians cutting into profits, so we buy the US Government.

      - Bill Gates

      * We also initially planned to destroy stuff with a Demon on it, but Bush is going to declare BSD-hackers evil-doers in 2006.

    7. Re:Good! by CatLord42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sign up for Cisco and Microsoft training! Get the pay and respect you deserve!"


      From what I've seen, most people with Microsoft Certifications (who are un^H^Hemployed) *are* getting the pay and respect they deserve!

      ;-)

      --
      Meow. Now!
    8. Re:Good! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      How do you figure "Sign up for Cisco and Microsoft training!" implies that they are the same company?

      I guess they could say "Sign up for Cisco training and Microsoft training" but that would make the commercial longer.

    9. Re:Good! by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > How do you figure "Sign up for Cisco
      > and Microsoft training!" implies that
      > they are the same company?

      Hm. Good point. I guess it's always sounded to me as if the two companies were being lumped together - perhaps they could say "Cisco _or_ Microsoft training".

      I agree, however, that it's efficient to refactor the noun "training" rather than leaving it behind two different adjectives separated by a conjunction.

    10. Re:Good! by Squidbait · · Score: 1

      There are tons of these schools running ads promising high paying jobs etc, because they are desperate. When tech was booming, everyone and their dog opened a school to fill the demand. Now tech is bust, and these schools can only stay alive by suckering people into buying into a tech dream that is long dead. And lots of people still believe them; with so much hype during bubble, it's hard to change peoples' minds now (especially if they don't follow the news).

    11. Re:Good! by marshac · · Score: 1

      You're mistaken, that's the ITAA that keeps saying it... these schools just repeat it because it sounds good

    12. Re:Good! by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny


      Used to be 40,000 per week...

    13. Re:Good! by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      For some reason those ads always have "testimonials" from graduates of these schools with their shiny new job titles that I've never heard of, such as "Computer Detailaing Specialist" and "Equipment Engineering Technician." Now I know why.

      --
      [b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']
    14. Re:Good! by Maserati · · Score: 4, Funny

      Many, many moons ago I took an Intro to Engineering class in high school. We had a bunch of speakers from the professional world as well as from schools. Including Heald. The brochure the Heald guy passed out included a *complete* list of recent graduates and the jobs they had. Somebody spotted the "Sanitation Engineer" so we pored over the list and found, among others, two car park attendants. I don't think Heald is giving the full list to HS students anymore :-)

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    15. Re:Good! by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, productivity is way up and real wages are down. Way things look to me, the world _does_ owe you more money.

      --
      Hi! I make Firefox Plug-ins. Check 'em out @ https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-mp3-podcaster/
    16. Re:Good! by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > on 104.1?

      I've heard it on 99.1 HFS. I listen to the Sports Junkies, but when they go to commercial I switch over to DC 101 for as long as I can bear the annoying cackle.

      Sometimes I think it's best just to stick with CSPAN radio :-)

    17. Re:Good! by Apiakun · · Score: 1

      They don't just keep airing the damn thing. They keep getting paid to. It's called a spot. They typically air in 30, 45, 60, 90, 120 second increments. Someone is making enough money on those spots to continue advertising far too frequently. If I were a sales rep for the company, I would most likely be on your side though, and tell them to bugger off. I too have had the same annoyance. For a few years here in Atlanta, Sears has been advertising on the radio. Although their spots change, the person they've hired to do their commercials makes me want to never ever even step foot into Sears again. His voice makes me want to shove my Newrocks right up his ass.

    18. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      * We also initially planned to destroy stuff with a Demon on it, but Bush is going to declare BSD-hackers evil-doers in 2006.

      Not a whole lot of faith in the Democratic party, huh?
    19. Re:Good! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      No, it's

      "40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year!* Train now for a rewarding career!"

      .
      .
      .

      * According to Harris Miller of the ITAA

    20. Re:Good! by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1


      Not a whole lot of faith in the Democratic party, huh?

      Regrettably, no. I fear my vote is going to go waste.

    21. Re:Good! by nodialtone · · Score: 1

      2009, the plan is to hand it all back to DARPA and fix it all.

    22. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not a whole lot of faith in the Democratic party, huh?

      Keep in mind I'm neither a Democrat or a Republican (nor libral/conservative).

      You'd sooner resurect a dead cow from hamburger than get a Democrat in the Whitehouse this election. When neither side has any redeeming qualities, the incumbant usually holds the position.

    23. Re:Good! by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Unrealated but... here in Canada, some Canadian tv programs are the worst (especially sports). The same ad keeps running a million times during each game :( I am so sick and tired of it. Either I'm brainwashed by these ads already, or I have developed resistance to it ;) Super Bowl is probably the worst. While you Americans get some innovative commercials, we get repeated commercials that you got sick of during the regular season...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

      --
      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    24. Re:Good! by jelle · · Score: 1

      That's the same as the 'interest rates have gone down' mortgage commercial thing, and the same as gasoline prices. If it is good for them, they just act as if the old status quo is still lingering. Ever noticed that when the crude oil prices go up, the gasoline follows really quickly, but the other way around it just doesn't swing back like that? And if the status quo is bad for them, and the old status is too old to still pretend as valid, then they will try to make it look less bad.

      Too many forms of marketing are nothing else but finding a way to lie without being called a liar.

      When I am exposed to marketing, I often still do listen if it is for a product that I may be interested in. But I usually end up basically wondering: 'nice wrapper, but how does the cookie taste'?

      Which makes it very annoying when marketing for something technical gets so thick that there it gets very hard/impossible to get the hard technical specs. And then when you get the specs, it gets very hard/impossible to find which numbers in the spec are mutually exclusive...

      I need to chill out. Ok, I'm getting a beer now.

      --
      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    25. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I usually end up basically wondering: 'nice wrapper, but how does the cookie taste'?I find myself thinking the same thing, but about women in tight dresses.

  4. Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They shood do what I did and go to an acredited scholl like the University of Pheonix. Online.

    1. Re:Serves them right. by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw that. Just come to me. I'll mail you a diploma in a numerous programs (nuclear physics, heart transplant surgery, political science) for a few bucks. You can do the studying at your leisure. Jeez, don't you people read your email?

    2. Re:Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The amazing thing is that you can start a small business for the price of a UoP diploma.

    3. Re:Serves them right. by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know someone who used to teach at University of Pheonix. First, he told me that even though he was teaching beginning C++, the school wanted him to teach it in a discussion based class. Second, must students expected a passing grade just for the fact that they paid a lot of money.

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      1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
    4. Re:Serves them right. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      must students expected a passing grade just for the fact that they paid a lot of money

      Sounds like Graduate School. I'd receive a "B" just for showing up.

    5. Re:Serves them right. by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      You've attended my Bull's Institute of Technology. I've given you "A" for your hard earned money.

      --
      1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
    6. Re:Serves them right. by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd say that depends on the professor and the program. Yes, there are some who give you the requisite B if you do the requisite amount of work, but it gives the added incentive to bust your ass and get the A so that you stand out. The places that give Bs easily are usually research schools, because they don't want to have good researchers fail out because they couldn't grok their multiprocessor architecture course.

      --
      "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
      -E. W. Dijkstra
    7. Re:Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the IT manager (read: lab moniter/whipping boy) at one of Strayer University's numerous campuses in the Baltimore-DC area. It's a U Phoenix Online type deal with about 80% of our students purely online and the other 20% actually attending at the campus. One of the more interesting aspects of their business is the admissions process. The 'admissions officers' are in effect used car salesmen working in education. You should see the pandering and wheedling they do to grab students (they work on commission, you see). The fact that a particular student has no business being in technology, or in any college for that matter, is never an issue. I have one 50ish ex-army student that has to ask me how to check his hotmail account every goddamned week. He's fully incapable of grasping even the simplest computer concepts. But we take his money, give him straight C's in his networking course, and he will graduate with a Bachelor's in Copmuter Info Systems next year. Stuff like this isn't just limited to the tech programs either, it's a chronic problem. It seems to me like the slow perversion of education into a commodity that can be bought and sold. Maybe that's a bad thing, and maybe it's not, but the next time I have to help one of our Masters students log into windows, I may just burst a capillary.

    8. Re:Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shit, the fact that I misspelled 'computer' may have diminished the impact of my post there.

    9. Re:Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, I was taking you seriously until then.

    10. Re:Serves them right. by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      The 'admissions officers' are in effect used car salesmen working in education. You should see the pandering and wheedling they do to grab students (they work on commission, you see).

      If they're taking federal financial aid funds, the admissions officers can't be paid on commission, strictly speaking:

      Section 487(a)(20)
      of the HEA provides that, as part of its program participation
      agreement, an institution will not provide any commission, bonus, or
      other incentive payment based directly or indirectly on success in
      securing enrollments or financial aid. The only significant addition to
      the statutory requirements in the current regulations is a provision
      that exempts from the incentive payment restrictions token gifts of
      less than $25.
      Of course, there are ways around this--selective promotion based (but not so stated) on body count is one.
      --

      CEE5210S The signal SIGHUP was received.

    11. Re:Serves them right. by metlin · · Score: 1


      You make a very good point, but I will not say that you are entirely right, and I will add that this is not true for all research schools, either.

      The school that I goto (and the one I went to) are/were primarily engineering + research schools, and had pretty strict policies on grading - however, the real freedom was in choosing your pre-requisites and getting them waived off based on your research.

      Besides, all the courses am taking now are mostly research project based (with say, ~30% or less from exams/quizzes/assignments/papers) - you publish a paper from your project and you are assured of an A.

      I landed a B in a course I had done exceptionally well in all aspects simply because of issues with the team and that our research was not "publication quality" and "good engineering" although theoretically we had got high grades in both the aspects.

      Good schools have this reputation and snub factor, if you ask me - it does not matter how good you are, a lot of times they put you down because they want to. And most good research schools fall under this category.

    12. Re:Serves them right. by jmt9581 · · Score: 1

      they don't want to have good researchers fail out because they couldn't grok their multiprocessor architecture course.

      After mistaking a multiprocessor architecture class for a collaborative course on desiging buildings, I think I'll definitely read the course handbook more critically next semester.

      --

      My blog

    13. Re:Serves them right. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      The school that I goto

      I suggest you gosub school instead of goto. That way you can return when you're done.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    14. Re:Serves them right. by metlin · · Score: 1

      LOL! Alright, my bad. Nice way of pointing it out, though :-p

    15. Re:Serves them right. by chialea · · Score: 1

      It's not a terrible thing, either *wink*

      Seriously, the point of PhD courses is for background and interesting research problems. It makes it much more interesting when people aren't concerned about the grade so much as the material. We are also under a lot of pressure from different sources, and having to put off or skimp on other work when you have a paper deadline is just (a frustrating) part of life.

    16. Re:Serves them right. by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      Well said. I am taking a graph theory course that is, ahem, pretty theoretical. My background could have been better (I'm more of a cognitive scientist), but knowing that the primary goal for the class is to understand the material, it lets me sit back and watch a smart guy in action and pick up what I can rather than burying myself in studies that aren't exactly related to my research/career path, not getting any papers done, failing out of grad school, and dying alone and unhappy.

      --
      "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
      -E. W. Dijkstra
    17. Re:Serves them right. by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      Now goto may have been the right choice. If he came from a dead end town, he may never have wanted to return.

      --
      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
  5. Perception? by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    During the dot-com boom, there was the perception that a few months of computer training could lead to a fabulous job.

    Perception? How soon we forget - that actually happened. It happened all over silicon valley.

    We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely.

    1. Re:Perception? by NSash · · Score: 1
      We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely.


      If only...

    2. Re:Perception? by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Might I interest you in a new fad diet I've invented by investing heavy research into fad diets of 40 years ago?

      No?

      Well, how about this brand spanking new religious philosophy channeled to me by a wise, old Atlantean that I found in the library?

      Hmmmmmmmm, tough customer.

      One word. Plastics.

      I think Santayana had something to say about this. Wish I could remember what it was.

      KFG

    3. Re:Perception? by nih · · Score: 1

      We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely

      what? you mean that takes time?

      --
      I'm a rabbit startled by the headlights of life :(
    4. Re:Perception? by Gregb05 · · Score: 1
      We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely.

      I give it 3 years

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    5. Re:Perception? by starling · · Score: 1

      One word. Plastics.

      Mod +1 for the reference :)

    6. Re:Perception? by kfg · · Score: 1

      I used to own an Alfa Romeo too.

      KFG

    7. Re:Perception? by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1999: We're going to replace your position with someone who dropped out of tech school...

      2004: We're going to replace your position with someone in Bangalore who dropped out of tech school...

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    8. Re:Perception? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Next time around tho, I'll make sure to play the stock options game right! No more selling before it doubles 2 days later... :)

    9. Re:Perception? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Mod that one +1 Funny. Never again...

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    10. Re:Perception? by kfg · · Score: 1

      No, the +1 Funny part is that it died the same God damned way.

      KFG

    11. Re:Perception? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      heh, plastics. Wunderbar :P +1 "The Graduate" reference.

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    12. Re:Perception? by janbjurstrom · · Score: 1

      Agreed, "Chaos is perhaps at the bottom of everything." sums it up. ...No, wait, that's way too general for the given context, hmm.. (Ignorance alert: I actually never even considered the origins of that particular phrase* - thanks for the pointer!).

      *) For folks matching me in cluelessness: I believe KFG's referring to the quote**

      "Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." (The Life of Reason, 1905)
      As told by Wikiquote. See also George Santayana, stern looking feller.

      **) But "A child educated only at school is an uneducated child," seems applicable too.

      --
      668.5
    13. Re:Perception? by kfg · · Score: 1

      My jokes are often recursive references. That means that my audience must know the reference, because to supply the quote is to ruin the joke.

      Kudos to you, sir, for having the sort of mental curiosity to supply yourself with the needed reference. I think we need not fear your falling into the fate of your ulitmate quotation.

      Had I wished to be even snippier and release a bit of a firestorm instead of make my point I might have added to my list:

      "How about some nice, rich, self-describing, heirarchical data stored in a flat file with all logic passed to the application level?"

      That would have invoked the full form of my Santayana reference, as well as hinting at:

      "Fashion is something barbarous, for it produces innovation without reason and imitation without benefit."

      Which rather nicely sums up the software field these days.

      KFG

    14. Re:Perception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2005: We're going out of business as a result of hiring people based on how little we can pay them.

    15. Re:Perception? by ztwilight · · Score: 1
      1999: We're going to replace your position with someone who dropped out of tech school... 2004: We're going to replace your position with someone in Bangalore who dropped out of tech school...

      How about: we're going to replace your software with some written by people who dropped out of college (Bill Gates and Paul Allen).

      --
      Who moved my sig?
    16. Re:Perception? by janbjurstrom · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm in more want of clue than I initially thought :). Which was to be expected of course, google drive-bys being poor substitutes for knowledge and all.

      I'll be paying ol' Amazon a visit to "get my learn on"*. Cheers.

      *) And this is the kind of quotes my brain somehow decides to embed. (Chris Rock for chrissakes..) Purge! Purge I say!

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      668.5
    17. Re:Perception? by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      "We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely..."

      (in best Hugh Grant voice):

      Well, fingers crossed!

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  6. The job outlook for high-tech professionals is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a professional HTML software developer with good working knowledge of Microsoft FrontPage 2000, Microsoft FrontPage 2002, Microsoft FrontPage 2003 and HomeSite. Extensive experience with back-end server management via Microsoft Web Publishing Wizard. I am looking roughly for $80-90K (plus sign-on bonus and relocation), but I can tell you the job field is not that great. I think I should learn PHP and wait for things to pick up. Can anyone recommend good PHP classes under-$5,000 range?

  7. Sounds familiar by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, it seems all these schools have produced are unemployed people with student loans and dubious certifications.

    So, kind of like Microsoft?

    [rimshot!]

    Thanks, I'm here all week! ;)

    --
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    1. Re:Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't funny, you rimjob.

      Can't you people come up with something that is humourous, rather than the same old inane Microsoft jabs?

    2. Re:Sounds familiar by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Funny
      "That wasn't funny, you rimjob. Can't you people come up with something that is humourous, rather than the same old inane Microsoft jabs?"

      Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

      What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

      What do you call a smart blond? A Golden Retriever.

      What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

      Why is it so hard to for women to find men that are caring, sensitive and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

      What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

      Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

      What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.

      What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."; A southern fairytale begins "Y'All ain't gunna believe this shit..."

      --
      I like big butts and I cannot lie.
    3. Re:Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent down, Microsoft is the only company in the Northwest whose hiring DIDN'T slow during the crash. If you are going to make jabs, use some of the real material. Lord knows there is plenty of it.

    4. Re:Sounds familiar by cptgrudge · · Score: 1
      What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

      I thought it was that the BMW is a better ride.

      --
      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
    5. Re:Sounds familiar by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  8. Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. Kid goes through course
    2. Kid does well, but doesn't really learn
    3. Kid gets job $63,000/year
    4. Kid has no idea what to do, but was able to talk his shit up.
    5. Kid goes to teacher and begs him to help
    6. Company pays teacher to do kids job $15,000

    Cost to company $75,000
    I know of this personally. Pretty annoying if you ask me. The kid actually still has his job too.

    1. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing all the employees of said company in the unemployment line: Priceless.

    2. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      63+15 != 75, just as an FYI.

    3. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > just as an FYI

      And that should read "just an FYI".

      "just as a for your information" doesn't make much sense, now, does it? ;P

    4. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least they got a $3,000 discount for the two of them!

    5. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and "Just an for your information" does? I've you're going to nitpick at least pay attention.

    6. Re:Classic example: by amorpheous · · Score: 1

      Hehe! I know of it too because I'M THAT KID!!! HAHA 10023R!!! send mail go out post dammit! send dammit! TEACHER, CAN YOU HELP ME SEND THIS EMAIL!?

    7. Re:Classic example: by jjj11x · · Score: 1

      Somehow "Just aN for your information" does make sense?

    8. Re:Classic example: by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      You pronounce FYI "eff-why-eye" not "for your information." As such, you should say "an FYI." Whether to use "a" or "an" for your indefinite article is based on pronounciation.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
  9. Even the fancy certifications.... by evenprime · · Score: 1

    even the fancy certifications were not enough to keep people employed after the dot bomb. I am letting my CISSP lapse because it didn't do me any good.

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
    1. Re:Even the fancy certifications.... by savagedome · · Score: 3, Interesting

      even the fancy certifications were not enough

      You said it yourself. The certifications are usually anything but fancy. Most of these courses depend on your ability to memorize things and take a test. I have read a couple of the certification books and it doesn't even get close to teaching you any basics regarding the subject. I gave up pretty quickly.

      The sad part is that the acronyms are deemed very important. My company actually sent out an email a little while ago urging everyone to put their 'acronyms' (MCSE, CISSP etc.) in their signatures because it creates a very good impression and I am talking about a reputed company.

      I have a couple of friends who did take these certification courses, managed to get through and are doing good. WHY? The certification gave them a foot in the door and it was their persistence and hard work after that. Anybody with the idea of going through these certifications assuming that its going to get them a steady job for their life without any more effort is probably misled.

      My 0.02$

    2. Re:Even the fancy certifications.... by yaj · · Score: 0

      On my resume, I used to list my degree as:
      Dartmouth College, A.B.

      Then in an interview (circa 1985) the
      marketing/manager type (think pointy hair)
      asked me,
      "So, what's this A.B., an associates degree?"

      I explained to him that it was the Latin for Bachelor of Arts.

      I then stood up, took the resume from his hand, and said,
      "Thanks, but I'm not interested."

      Why list degrees and certs unless you are
      responding to your own insecurity or ego?

  10. School: It's opposite day. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think it is wonderful that people are given a few hours of lecture and a certification for some obscure software system. This indeed leads to some fabulous jobs, earning over $300,000 a year starting salary. This is because RESULTS DO NOT MATTER. What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours. It doesn't matter if you get anything done. It doesn't matter if the company meets its obligations. The important thing is that you have a certificate and you are there on time. Because businesses like to pay people for work, not for results. No business wants results.

    And that is exactly why these schools are as successful as they are.

    Or, is today opposite day?

    1. Re:School: It's opposite day. by LennyDotCom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is because RESULTS DO NOT MATTER. What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours

      Gee thats what I did wrong I gave 3 years of results to a company that not only made the company sucsessfull but very profitable. and I got nothing not even a paycheck. But then again I was fucking the owner.
      Moral: Don't get involed with the owner

      --
      http://Lenny.com
    2. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfamiliar with the scenario you're spouting out, but the people I've interviewed coming from these schools were hoping for 30k a year jobs. Most were older 'non-traditional' students who had been working menial jobs (many single mothers), and had managed to save up enough for the classes inorder to make a better life for themselves.

    3. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Tassach · · Score: 2, Informative
      What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours
      What sad is that is all too often true. At one former job, showing up on time counted for 20% of your annual performance review. One fifth of your job was to show up on time. Insane. I could see it if it were retail or customer service, where there's a genuine business requirement to be there at a certian time, but this was an office job.
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      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    4. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I was fucking the owner
      Sounds like you were the fuckee and not the fucker.

      To quote Heinlein: Free tail is invariably the most expensive sort.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    5. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. It's not like he was being sarcastic or anything! Sheesh.

    6. Re:School: It's opposite day. by RGautier · · Score: 1

      I wish that I had mod points to mod up your post! This is all too true. It's important to note that the people doing technical hiring are frequently not doing a good job of screening candidates for skillsets. And once you hire someone, it's too late to do anything about it.
      It will take action plans, write-ups, months, maybe years to fire someone for being terrible at their job. Meanwhile, your company ends up technically bankrupt.
      What's needed are technical hiring skills. Interviews that get to the nitty gritty of what someone knows. Too often candidates show up on our doorsteps with 10 years of experience, and no knowledge to back it up! They get upset and flustered when I sit them down for an hour long technical interview, saying "If I'd known there was going to be a test, I'd have studied..." Well, shoot, if I'm going to be recommending you for a job paying more than $50/60/80K a year, you would think you'd show up with your brain in your skull.
      Bottom line is that your post is so dead on!

    7. Re:School: It's opposite day. by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      I have never heard taht quote before
      To quote Heinlein: Free tail is invariably the most expensive sort.

      But i can atest that it is a LAW of the Universe

      --
      http://Lenny.com
    8. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was fucking the owner. Correction: You were getting fucked by the owner. There is a difference.

    9. Re:School: It's opposite day. by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      But i can atest that it is a LAW of the Universe

      OOOPPPSSS!!!!

      MY Universe... sorry

      --
      http://Lenny.com
    10. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Gee thats what I did wrong I gave 3 years of results to a company that not only made the company sucsessfull but very profitable. and I got nothing not even a paycheck. But then again I was fucking the owner.

      But at least you got laid. Can't be said for most of us geeks who visit /.

    11. Re:School: It's opposite day. by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      I ran into them myself when I was selling used computers for a franchise just before computerprices when through the floor (486DX100 $1000) Non of them had a clue about computers they just wanted to bbuy one to learn on to get a job

      They didn't have the love of the technology they just wanted the job.

      --
      http://Lenny.com
    12. Re:School: It's opposite day. by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Gee thats what I did wrong I gave 3 years of results to a company that not only made the company sucsessfull but very profitable. and I got nothing not even a paycheck. But then again I was fucking the owner.

      Is that why Ballmer is always yelling and jumping around, because he is jealous deep down inside?

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    13. Re:School: It's opposite day. by the+narf · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but...

      There is the question of a person who gets all flustered in interview situations -- and only interview situations -- yet does quite well both in everyday work and in a real pressure situation. But they don't necessarily "test well" in an artificial interview situation without access to man pages or references.

      The big problem is that often-times the interviewer is trying to determine how much minutiae the person knows, including nitty-gritty details on commands and processes that are used perhaps once a year in a stable environment.

      In other words, they're testing to see whether the candidate has uploaded the entire contents of the reference manuals into their brains. It's far more useful, however, to find out if the candidate

      (1) knows the everyday stuff cold

      (2) in an emergency (or sporadically-occuring situation) knows that there are tools and procedures for the obscure stuff, and knows how and where to find them, and is confident enough and knowledgeable enough to use them safely and effectively

      When faced with an unfamiliar situation, it's vitally important that the candidate has enough insight gained from experience to figure out what is going -- even if it's an informed version of "trial and error".

      It's vitally important to be not be "afraid" of someone in your user community who has some (or perhaps more!) knowledge about what you're doing. Don't put on airs, or act superior simply because you're the Big Shot IT person. These people are your potential friends. More likely than not, you'll learn something useful from these people. You want them in your corner.

      To be more explicit, it's important to be humble. To know that you don't know everything. To know when you've reached your limits and need to look for outside help, be it elsewhere in your organization, on the Internet, or calling in an expert.

      Time to end the post -- it's beginning to turn into a ramble...

  11. Problem is certification type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, MSCE?

    When everyone and their aunt are jumping into the Linux bandwagon?

    There are other examples, too.

    Truth be told, WebObjects programmers are desperately sought after, but no one trains for that [best racket the few WO specialists ever found!

  12. Good thing....good thing.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well if we thin out the population of tech schools some, the more reputable colleges (in my case Cal Poly Pomona) will look a little better, and that degree will mean more. Therefore maybe IT degrees will mean something again...well we can hope anyways...

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    ...in bed
    1. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      the more reputable colleges

      This makes me think of something a co-worker once talked about. This man, a native of India who is a highly skilled and extremely competent consultant, talked about how great the schools in India were. He insinuated that the tech schools in India focused on "real" tech education and didn't waste their time on courses like Philosophy, Religion, Sociology, etc.

      I disagree with that. The best tech workers I know, don't just program, they know how to "think". Personally, I believe someone from a reputable college, where they were forced to take a few Russian History courses, is worth much, much more than someone that has only learned how to code C++.

      As silly as my European Film course was in Undergrad, I think it helped me think beyond Java.

    2. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

      EX ACT LY!
      And this is why I'm quitting my 6-figure job (in LA, that translates to about 40k in Tulsa) and going back to school for CS and Math. Really. I'm so happy, I could just burst.

    3. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The notion that tech schools in India teach only tech is wrong in many ways. The IIT (which is a famous engineering school in India) for example has a world class humanities department with professors who graduated from Oxford or taught in Stanford, Cambridge or UCB among others. It is not unusual to find engineering students from India who are highly interested in arts, literature, history or culture.. after all India is a cultural treasure house with more than 1500 languages and dialects and thousands of different forms of arts and music. If I was a jobless American I would look for a job in India right away, it would be such a great experience in so many ways (besides being so much better than spewing venom on something as inevitable as outsourcing)

    4. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by catfood · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I like having my little B.A. in math from a liberal-arts school where I also took African-American history, music, economics, and Latin. I can usually find about five different ways to solve any "I.T." problem. :-)

      Turns out they also have a hell of a basketball team, who knew?

    5. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a big difference between people who can for example, set up any kind of network, or know how to program in C++ well. And people who can really think on their own, learn new things because the really "want" to learn, and don't just follow orders. What you get from a 4 year university is that they're supposed to make and encourage you to think. That's why you had to take those history, art, writing, etc courses that may not be "programming" courses. Just a couple days ago there was an article on slashdot about linguistics and programming. ok I"m rambling but you get my point...maybe not.

    6. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I believe someone from a reputable college, where they were forced to take a few Russian History courses, is worth much, much more than someone that has only learned how to code C++.

      I think a lot of employees know russian all too well when the companies are always russian to get their latest release out the door w/o fixing everything.

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    7. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oxford or taught in Stanford, Cambridge or UCB among others

      They've got the Upright Citizen's Brigade teaching over there? Does this mean we're going to start outsourcing comedy soon too?

    8. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Besides, whatever languages you learn in college will probably be obsolete by the time you get your degree. I should know, as the two things I learned in school were PL/1 and MIX.

      'Course, you never know how things will turn out, as my current job has me programming in plain C again for the first time in about 15 years. (Took me about 4 months to learn not to put declarations in the middle of functions.)

    9. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      IIT (which is a famous engineering school in India) for example has a world class humanities department

      I do not doubt that IIT has great departments in other subjects. IIT has the reputation for being a great school. It is my understanding, however, that in order to graduate, a Computer Science grad does not necessarily have to take a course in "Japanese History" or some "Introductory Psychology" course. If my understanding is true, then the presence of a great humanities department doesn't help the fact that IIT students are missing out on a truly great opportunity to learn something very important.

      Please do not think I am trashing the Indian education system. I am trashing the idea that only learning C++ or Java makes you a good employee.

    10. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I"m rambling but you get my point...maybe not.

      Oh, I get your point.

      Personally, I have idolized a man called Herb Simon. Dr. Simon won the Nobel Prize in Economics for his 1950's work on the subject of Satisficing (among other things). Carnegie-Mellon University realized the intelligence of this man, and, as a result, he ended up teaching courses as diverse as Economics, Philosophy and Computer Science.

      Unfortunately for all of us, that man died in 2001. I would have loved to have even audited one of his classes. But, it didn't happen.

      Anyway, he wins the fucking Nobel Prize in Economics. He ends up teaching Philosophy and Computer Science courses. Un-fucking-believable. That man was a stud. We should all bow down at the mere mention of his name.

      If anybody ever asks me again about the value of their Econ 101 course when they are a Physics major, I'll ask them to check out Herb Simon.

    11. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The world is changing due to capitalism. Right now and in the future, I don't think anyone will care how diverse your knowledge is. Once upon a time, people had diverse knowledge. If you look at any great thinkers in the 1800's or even early 1900's, you would find that they studied many things. If you go even further back, you will find that those that were respected had a broad background. Many of the top scientists, mathematicians, etc were good at many things. Examples include Francis Bacon, Descartes, Benjamin Franklin, and so on. Nowadays that is not the case. Employers don't care about anything (for the most part). The only thing they look for is a particular skill set. No one asks if you have a good diverse background; they only ask if you have knowledge/experience in C++, drivers, memory management, and real-time design (I'm just making this up for a hypothetical job).

      It is my view that as the world shifts towards (pure) capitalism (which it is), there will be a split in education. Educational institutions will be nothing more than a means to pump out workers. This essentially means that optional fields with low employer demand (eg. philosophy, social science, etc) will split (and "die off" in some sense). This is already happening, although on a smaller scale. There is battles going on between people (mostly capitalists) who only want to fund profit-generating education (eg. engineering, science, business) and cut funding to others (eg. social science, humanities, etc). Many universities have controversies over this. Who deserves funding: the philosophy department or the business department? Governments are also having this discussion (although it isn't a major issue yet). For instance, the former Premier of Ontario (Canada) essentially said that humanties and arts shouldn't be a priority (i.e. no funding for them) while science, business, and several others should be what schools concentrate on.

      The issue I'm mentioning is nothing new. It has always been a question in philosophy of education: Should universities be enriching a student or should they be creating workers suited to get jobs? But this issue hasn't played out in the open yet. There are immense pressures on universities to downsize their "optional" studies (eg. arts, humanities, etc). When universities are privatizes, as capitalism calls for, these deparments will dissapear.

      So to sum up, I think you are seeing the last of the diverse individual. In the future, I think people will be very shallow but focused. They will not be good at many things but they will be extremely good at one thing--the thing that will get them a job.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    12. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Turns out they also have a hell of a basketball team, who knew?"

      More so: who cares?

    13. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      "Who deserves funding: the philosophy department or the business department? Governments are also having this discussion (although it isn't a major issue yet)"

      You have no idea how wrong you are, so read this as a whole:

      http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmer ic asDefenses.pdf

      and you will find specific directions as to where the US government is heading in terms of education policy. In essence, the discussion you mention is over already.

    14. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      The diverse individual is exactly what the US Air Force tries to encourage in its officer corps. The diverse individual is more able to think through a problem, not just what they were trained to do, especially since shit happens. This means that officers switch jobs every 2-3 years on average, even though from a business sense, this is idiotic, due to the turnover. By the time you are comfortable in your job and effective, it is time to move to the next job. This and various training offered to its officers in different portions of their careers definitely broaden their officer corps.

      Now having said that, it by no means that the Air Force is successfully preparing its generals, or that only the best officers reach command. Politics and brown-nosing come into play, as well as other reasons. Plus, the plan gets tweaked every 2-3 years (surprisingly this is about the same rate that new generals take command)

      The diverse individuals are the ones who go beyond the norm. As you mentioned, these people were the innovative thinkers of the past. It would be a great loss to humanity if all people stopped trying to be diverse.

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      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
    15. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Neoconservatives haven't taken over the world--YET! :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    16. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about the Air Force--or any military for that matter. So I'm not going to comment on it directly. I really don't know if what you are saying is true. I'm not saying you are a lier. Rather, the point is that sometimes rhetoric, words, and speeches are very different from reality. This may not be the case with the US military but consider the typical business environment.

      There are MANY corporations that say they want well-rounded people diverse backgrounds and knowledge. You will read such comments from executives, HR departments, and many other influential people. You might even have heard such things from speeches given by executives, or influential think tanks promoting policy, or even senior politicians saying it. But my experience is that this is all just a bunch of "lies".

      Corporations may say they want people with diverse backgrounds but the reality is anything but. Hardly any jobs ask for it. Just check the job postings (ranging from entry level to something senior, or even management (although I don't know any managers personally so I'm not sure about that position)). You are going to get hired primarily for particular skill sets and experience. All businesses want to know is: 'can you do the job now?' My experience has been that and many others I know face the same thing. If you have the skills they are looking for (say, C/C++, Windows NT, TCP/IP networking) you are in. If not, you are out.

      Maybe my impression only applies to junior positions. I am nowhere near having a senior position (especially since I've been unemployed) so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe good background DOES help when you climb up the corporate ladder. But my impression is that it doesn't matter. I know some people who are somewhat senior and no one cares whether they have knowledge in other areas. I haven't seen anyone being promoted or being hired (for a better job) based on their diverse capabilities. It's always about the skill set and experience.

      On top of that, people who graduated from humanities, social science, philsophy, and the like, don't seem to get any decent jobs. This is definitely true when they enter the job field (i.e. entry level). It also seems to be true for senior positions and management that I have run across (i.e. my bosses and their bosses, and their bosses).

      Once upon a time, some guy in philosophy, for example, might actually get a management position. These days it seems unlikely. Not only are these guys getting decent entry level jobs, they are not getting any job at all. And if you don't get a decent entry level job, there is no way you are going to climb the career ladder (as in the past) because the ladder doesn't exist.

      Furthermore, it is becoming too expensive to enter certain fields. Due to privatization of schools and reduction in government subsidies (as called for by capitalism), people are paying more tuition now than EVER. How many people do you think will enter humanities if they are going to end up with a $30k debt with little prospect for a decent job? In the past, this wasn't the case.

      I think diverse individuals are a dying breed. I know it. Because I am one. These days, all employers (and consequently society) cares about are specialists who are extremely good in one area but are poor in other areas. As the world becomes more capitalist, the labour market will head in the direction I am describing. People will become more replaceable. Outsourcing trends pretty much indicate what I'm talking about.

      Lastly, what I say may not be true for the US military. I don't know. BUT I have a feeling it is probably true. If it isn't happening now, it will probably happen in the future. Militaries are inherently static so it may be slower. For instance, outsourcing in the US military is very small (I'm talking about outsourcing within the country--you probably won't outsource to other countries for security reasons). In contrast, outsourcing in the general labour market is much higher (military is something li

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    17. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      If you read more than the first paragraph of my comment, the diverse individual is a goal of the Air Force, but that there are many reasons why this is often not the case.

      The Academy offers degrees that are very diverse. History, Liberal Arts, Philosophy majors take courses in engineering. Engineers take quite a few courses in the liberal arts. In addition to all the military learning, you pretty much had to be a Type A personality to be successful there. Also, just taking those courses doesn't mean you learn anything from them.

      Military does require diverse individuals, the jack of all trades type, or at least jack of several trades. I held several very diverse jobs while in, and some of those jobs were jack of all trades type--I rarely knew what assignment I might be working on next, all I knew is that I was expected to adapt and succeed.

      Of course, often I was forced to adapt and succeed because some higher up who barely knew what was placed in front of him acted like Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss and now I had to respond--because I was one of the more adaptable.

      As far the outsourcing, you could be absolutely correct. A lot is being outsourced, a lot is being reviewed for being outsourced, or at least converted to a government civilian job, which could then be later outsourced. And the review process makes it an interminably slow process. 10% actually seems low.

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  13. Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend of a friend asked me to help him with a final project for one of his classes at ITT Tech. This was a project in ASP for an online bookstore. He was nearing completion of his associates degree in Web Design, and when I got there to show him things, he knew nothing at all. Not even HTML... When I asked him about that, he said he "sorta learned it a while ago". Last I checked, HTML was the staple of Web Development, no? All of his pages that he had made so far were all autogenerated by FrontPage. Goes to show you what good a $30,000 2-year associates degree at ITT Tech is worth.....or rather worthless.

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    How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    1. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that!!! I got my $21,000 t-shirt and coffee mug from ITT in 1995 (BAS EET, Seattle). At that time ITT didn't even know what the internet was, they were still teaching TTL, etc. I kept asking if they would ever get internet access or teach networking and their head of whatever kept blowing me off, he didn't know shit. We did do programming in Turbo C and assembly, but not enough to really get the 100k jobs. Sure I can design OP-amps, RC networks and all that shit but nobody cares about ITT Tech credits, I can't even transfer anything to any college. I actually had a recruiter at a job fair tell me they didn't consider ITT a real school. It DID get me in the door at intel but dam I still have $13,000 left (at 8%) and if I left intel I'd be screwed. Oh well soon it won't matter what school you went to in this country, our standard of living is still to high and free trade will destroy all of our industries. At least I can still dig ditches, oh wait Jose Garcia Guatolupe will do it for nothing. At least i'm still beautiful and have my pills...

    2. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by pix3lphr3ak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i found all of this stuff out early enough not to screw myself. University of Kentucky Computer Science might rape my brain, but atleast im not wasting time at ITT like i almost did.

    3. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 0

      Frontpage or other tools (Dreamweaver) are very helpful to the professionals because they don't have to type up all the code. I read that in "Professional JavaScript" and that they are called Rapid Developement Tools or something. But I agree with you, you should have at least some idea what you are doing.

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      Cheers,
      RoadkillBunny
    4. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by SilverTab · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, tech training can't make you a real computer geek. You have to actually be INTERESTED in computers. I've learned more ON MY OWN than I have from formal techie education. Those folx who pursue an IT education because "it's a good field to be in" will always suck because they're not actually interested enough in computers to learn anything on their own. So they don't know any more than their instructors tell them...which just isn't enough. There's A LOT to learn in order to do a decent job in any tech field. If you don't have the aptitude to seek out that which you do not know (or even to REALIZE what you do not know), you're gonna suck. That guy probably didn't even realize that he needed to know HTML.

      What somebody needs to do is design a course that will actually teach you all you need to know. I wonder if a CS degree program at an actual acredited university does?.... anybody know?

    5. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by rmarll · · Score: 1

      Pfft. You can do that at a 4 year school and spend twice that.

    6. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by mrgrey · · Score: 1

      I second that!!! I got my $21,000 t-shirt and coffee mug from ITT in 1995,

      You got a coffee mug?! Dang, I got ripped. Honestly though, I didn't learn jack at ITT. I was working a tech support job as a grunt and going to school. When I graduated I had 2 years job experience and a 2 year degree. Luckily I had an intelligent program chair that took the time to listen to students complaints and try to make the school better. It's also about learning on your own. You can't go to school and expect to be taught everything.

      I'm now an IT Director at a tier two automotive manufacturer and doing pretty good. Still no thanks to ITT and its $30,000 price tag.

      I will say one thing about ITT. We had some sweet LAN parties there...

      --
      -Tolerate my intolerance
    7. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by iSwitched · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honest answer?

      Probably not. If you are going into academia or scientific research or some similar field, then MAYBE a CS degree will teach you what you need to know.

      But where do most techies end up? Programmer or network admin at a BUSINESS. Precisely where they are most destined to fail. Why does this happen, well, if you listen to the posts on slashdot, then you might infer that CS grads are unusually predispositioned to develop:

      1. Arrogance about their chosen fields that causes them to think that the 'suits' running the business are somehow idiots, despite the fact that these same 'suits' make 10 times more money than they and are effectively running a real live business in most cases (of course exceptions apply, idiots do exist, but in nowhere near the numbers most slashdotters think).

      2. A general disdain for their non-computer literate co-workers.

      3. A complete inability to interact with other humans in person.

      4. A singular lack of understanding about the most basic principles of business and economics.

      5. A myopic focus on the mechanics of software, hardware, and the like, rather than focusing on delivering solutions that enable real people to work faster or smarter.

      The modern CS degree program could use a major face-lift, including significant coursework in:

      - Human psychology
      - Principles of business and economics
      - Public speaking

      Until that happens, my hiring preference is humanities graduates with several years experience and proof of delivering real solutions to real user-bases.

      --
      "That naive cube! How long must I suffer this!" --Sheldon J. Plankton
    8. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frontpage or other tools (Dreamweaver) are very helpful to the professionals because they don't have to type up all the code. I read that in "Professional JavaScript" and that they are called Rapid Developement Tools or something. But I agree with you, you should have at least some idea what you are doing.

      As a professional, I'll afraid I hafta respectfully disagree with you, or at least disagree with "Professional JavaScript". All of those autogenerating HTML Word Processors produce bloated, difficult to maintain, HTML.

      They are helpful early on when you are unfamiliar with all the HTML tags and their attributes, but you learn over time that nothing beats a great text editor (yay vim) and blind memorizing of the HTML tags.

      Additionally, at least with Dreamweaver 4 (which was the last WYSIWYG HTML editor I ever used), it totally obliterated any decent intentation system.

      They might be useful for whipping up a nonfunctional prototype, but when developing a fully functional complex Web application, raw text is the only way to go.

      --

      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    9. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn fine post...

      When geeks realise the 'Business' could'nt give a damn about the sweet subroutine the weirdo geek in the corner cube came up with, but do remember that the same geek showed up unshowered and mumbling to himself at an important meeting with the 'Business', then maybe the 'Business' will stop realizing an equivalent geek at 1/5 the pay will suffice in (India, China, etc...)

    10. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 4, Insightful


      A friend of a friend asked me to help him with a final project for one of his classes at ITT Tech. This was a project in ASP for an online bookstore. He was nearing completion of his associates degree in Web Design, and when I got there to show him things, he knew nothing at all. Not even HTML...


      Amen. I work at a consulting company that does web hosting for some clients on the side. Every 2 months I get someone calling me up asking me to move their site over to the frontpage server at the request of their new web designer.

      The "web designer" always has a go at making things work on the unix server, but they get stuck trying to do something trivial like a no-frills form mailer. On the phone I mention to them that they could do this with Javascript or a simple CGI program on the server end that I'd even set up for them. They then go on and describe to me in a very roundabout manner (so as to avoid embarrasing themselves at all costs) that they've never even heard of these things before, and they don't understand anything but frontpage. So I move their site over, at greater monthly expense to the client.

      I thought the dot-com bust would have shaken these people out of the IT industry and into mcdonald's and walmart where they belong. I really hoped it would, but it hasn't. It seems that the people who are good at lying, bullshit and buzzwords and wear a nice suit are lasting longer than the people who can tell a div tag from their ass hole.

    11. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

      I thought the dot-com bust would have shaken these people out of the IT industry and into mcdonald's and walmart where they belong.

      The Quote of the Century!

      How right you are, my friend!

      --

      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    12. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by globalar · · Score: 1

      "What somebody needs to do is design a course that will actually teach you all you need to know"

      That's the problem. Such a course does not exist. No one can be told every explicit thing they need to know. Reality does not allow for this convenience.

      You, the learner, student, apprentice, etc. have to learn how to learn. Once you have this generic skill, you can focus it on more specific areas (like a science, a programming language, painting, carpentry, etc.). Soon, you become honed - you are keen to understanding the problem and you can generate solutions, even your own. You can spend some time on Google reading documentation and understand how something works. You no longer need someone to interpret everything for you. You don't need a teacher for everything, but when you have the resource of a teacher, you can extract more pertinent and practical information from them. In short, you know what you are doing. But more importantly, you know what you do not know.

      Its like the first step in solving a math problem - what do you know and what do you not know (enumerate these)? Once you have some basic math and know how to balance the equation, the answer is simply you applying the logic.

      For CS students, algorithms are huge. At all levels of a system, there is a process at work, and an algorithm can describe that process. Everything has a process, everything has an algorithm. It's distressing to look at an entry CS course and see the first thing a student learns is how to compile a C++ program. It seems like learning Mathmatica before algebra.

    13. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by jbellis · · Score: 1

      I recently started working as an instructor for northface.edu, a school offering bachelor's and (soon) masters CS degrees, with emphasis on real-world stuff like dealing with clients, requirements analysis, design, etc., not just writing code. (Don't get me wrong; there's plenty of that.) It might be worth a look if you're curious.

    14. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Rapid Application Development (I think that's what you are talking about) is very helpful. It is significantly reduces time. It is a very popular these days it seems. Programming languages like Python are desired by many because it is almost an ideal RAD environment. However, one should always know the underlying code. I'm not a web developer but using Frontpage, Pagemill, etc is ok as long as you can dig into the HTML code and do it yourself.

      Programming in C/C++ is the same. Using a RAD is very benefitial but in the end, you have the know the code. Otherwise, you can't optimize the code. Having a program generate dummy functions, or simple functions is ok, but in the end you have to know the code.

      The worst ones in my experience are tools that go from architecture to dummy functions without much input. I haven't had good experience with UML->C++. Anyone else did better?

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

      --
      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    15. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Ahh... it's funny when you see it from the outside. Try teaching these courses; where the class is titled something like "Java Programming", and none of the students in the class can form a coherent if statement, or do basic things with their `free' laptops (like set path, or use a command prompt). And no, this is not a joke.

      I had the director change final grades on me. When each student brings in $35k (at the school where I teach), you can't really `fail' them (or `suggest/imply' to the student that they should seek a different major - or possibly switch schools). Basically `nobody' drops (no matter how bad they do - and if they happen to leave, they're still stuck with the bills.

      Yes. It's _that_ bad, and I for one am glad that these schools are dying. Too bad my school will probably just end up buying up all the failing ones (education is BIG business - try looking up CEC on NASDAQ).

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    16. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They then go on and describe to me in a very roundabout manner (so as to avoid embarrasing themselves at all costs) that they've never even heard of these things before, and they don't understand anything but frontpage"

      Hmm. Very interesting. Still relatively honest, in similar cases I usually got something like stories about some commercial product that has features that are supposedly unique, and that they are also contracting/outsourcing the actual work to the company that makes that product. Months later, and I'm sure a lot of expenses later the site is moved and has a mail form (and a dead link or two)...

    17. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      Until the people hiring understand that it's important for someone to be able to "tell a div tag from their ass hole" it doesn't matter if the employee can. What will solve the idiots in the tech industry phenomenon is when the people employing those idiots can tell the difference between people who know buzzwords and people who know what they're doing.

      On a side note, whenever I have a problem w/ my cable modem at home and I call up the cable company, they run me through a bunch of basic things that they HAVE to do (such as is the cable modem plugged into the computer) because they have so many users whose problem is something as dumb as that. If this is the average person's problem, why pay for someone who can handle real problems? People expect their technology to break and accept it, which is ridiculous, but true.

    18. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      Additionally, at least with Dreamweaver 4 (which was the last WYSIWYG HTML editor I ever used), it totally obliterated any decent intentation system.

      I'm sure the MX in Dreamweaver MX stands for Mangles eXtensions. A few months ago I was working on a contract where part of my job was to work with a web-designer on some JSP pages. I got the initial draft in plain HTML, added my custom tags and Struts logic, then sent them back for amendments. When they came back out of Dreamweaver MX all my nice indentation was fucked up. This happened every time he had to make amendments to the design (often) which made it a PITA for me. I kept telling him to hand edit the files, he said he didn't know how to.

      In the end I insisted to the project manager that I dealt with the HTML and he only dealt with the style sheets/graphics or I would walk out of the contract - I had better things to do than keep on editing HTML, I was hired to write J2EE code on the back end. I got my way and got control of those files away from Dreamweaver MX...

      Bob

    19. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Very interesting. Still relatively honest, in similar cases I usually got something like stories about some commercial product that has features that are supposedly unique,

      Yeah I get that too.

      We have a client who is asking for a way to monitor web access on their network. They are basically asking (in their non-technical way) for a proxy server and something to show them the logs in a pretty format. Well, one of their requests is that the logs show them "how much time someone spends on each webpage". I explain to them (in a non-technical way) that that's impossible due to the stateless nature of HTTP. The best they can do is take the time between each page load as the data they're looking for.

      Well, some other consultant out there is telling them that they will sell them a product that can show them the exact time everyone spends on a webpage, and they said that this is server-side only windows software. I'm pretty sure that this other consultant is pushing MS proxy server. I was going to set up a Squid transparent proxy for them - they already have a linux machine acting as a router. But I have a feeling they're giong to wind up paying a lot more money for this MS proxy server setup, and it won't do anything squid won't do.

      But the other guy is good at playing the bullshit & buzzwords game, so they're probably going to pay a lot more money and go his route.

    20. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by SilverTab · · Score: 1
      "What will solve the idiots in the tech industry phenomenon is when the people employing those idiots can tell the difference between people who know buzzwords and people who know what they're doing.

      EXACTLY. Couldn't have said it any better myself.

      The irony is KILLING me. There's a banner ad for FrontPage at the top of my window as I type this. Gawd...

    21. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

      hehe...Sounds like the kinda code I kept getting back from the developers my client was offshoring to India and Serbia.

      --

      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    22. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by Viv · · Score: 1

      Heh, you do realize is that if you do the major face-lift you just described, the resultant degree is an MIS degree, right? :)

  14. about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    them and recruiters and jobs boards =)

    good riddence

    certs suck

  15. Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You mean that a cheesy diploma from a paper-mill that reads the O'Reilly manuals to you for a semester or two and charges you tens of thousands of dollars is no substitute for a real degree or real experience? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you!!

    Well, no, I'm not really shocked :)

    Disclaimer: several bachelor's and master's degrees work for me, as well as several no-degree people with strong skills, but as far as I know, no "certificates", which is the way I like it.

    Crispin
    ----
    Crispin Cowan, Ph.D.
    CTO, Immunix Inc.

    1. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Crispin
      ----
      Crispin Cowan, Ph.D.
      CTO, Immunix Inc. [immunix.com]


      That is not needed. You look really pompous when you add all that Ph.D. and CTO shit to every single one of your posts. Do you see anyone else on slashdot advertising their degrees or job titles?

    2. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not needed. You look really pompous when you add all that Ph.D. and CTO shit to every single one of your posts. Do you see anyone else on slashdot advertising their degrees or job titles?

      Click on his link. One look at his picture and you'll understand. He probably carries his degree shoved up his ass.

    3. Re:Shocking! by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think it is great that you are an employer that is willing to consider applicant that do not have a university degree.

      As a 'letterless' software engineer I find this to be pretty uncommon. This is incredibly frustrating to me because during the 6 months I was unemployed (Im pleased to say this is no longer the case) I was passed over by many-a-position that suited my skills perfected purely on the basis of my lack of a university education.

      YMMV, judging by your sig you are obviously an educated man but when I think about the truely outstanding technical people I have worked with during my relatively short career so far I find that that majority were those without the education.

      Im not sure exactly why this is, but my theory is that it is too easy to coast through a degree by 'going through the motions' and then use it to mean more than it is. Usually those without the degree had to demostrate a higher technical skill level before being considered.

      I do however, take slight issue with your point about certificates. I have found some of these to be very worthwhile. I have certificates from Sun in their Java programmer, Java developer and Java web component developer qualifications and found them (particually the programmer) to be an excellent base-line skill test.

      I have recommended to my current employer that all developers working on our software should either have the programmer certificate or be working towards it.

      I dont attempt to leverage these certs too much on my CV but they are far from useless.

      I dont think you should tar them all with the same brush.

    4. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You look really pompous when you add all that Ph.D. and CTO shit to every single one of your posts

      Rule number one, the longer the signature, the shorter the penis.

    5. Re:Shocking! by man2525 · · Score: 1

      I work at a state university. My department recently hired a graduate from the masters in software engineering program to work on our web-based reservation system. Strangely enough, he's had to dig back into his tech course materials from India to remember database design.

    6. Re:Shocking! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I am a developer that lives in Tualatin, Oregon. Can I send you my resume?
      I went to your site, and you seem to do some interesting stuff.

      Heck, If I can get someone to look at my resume and at least tell me what they think of it, I'd consider that a success.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    7. Re:Shocking! by bhsx · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on most of your post, but let me point out the irony of something you said.
      I have recommended to my current employer that all developers working on our software should either have the programmer certificate or be working towards it.
      You're talking about levying a requisite that you happen to meet, while ripping on a PhD for preferring college grads.
      Kinda funny.

      --
      put the what in the where?
    8. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      YMMV, judging by your sig you are obviously an educated man but when I think about the truely outstanding technical people I have worked with during my relatively short career so far I find that that majority were those without the education.
      I have met some astoundingly brilliant letterless people. I disagree that a majority of outstanding developers are degreeless, but they certainly are a big chunk.

      I do however, take slight issue with your point about certificates. I have found some of these to be very worthwhile. I have certificates from Sun in their Java programmer, Java developer and Java web component developer qualifications and found them (particually the programmer) to be an excellent base-line skill test.
      While have occasionally found people with certificates to be quite good (some of my best friends are CISSP's :-) I have never found any significant correlation from certificates to skills. If anything, there is an anti-correlation: those holding (more importantly, advertising) "certificates" have a slightly elevated probability of being useless posers who are good at test taking, and little else. I put the certificates at the bottom of the resume pile, and the actual/relevant skills at the top.

      I have recommended to my current employer that all developers working on our software should either have the programmer certificate or be working towards it.
      I find that highly disturbing, and would not tolerate such a policy. Why should someone who is highly competent, productive, and well-read in the subject be forced to be "working on" a certificate that does nothing but expensively validate skills you already know are present? I value real degrees because they tend to deliver education. I devalue "certificates", because they tend to be light on the education and heavy on the testing.

      Crispin

    9. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ph.D., Computer Science, "A Programming Model for Optimism",
      University of Western Ontario, Canada, 1995

      We call that school U.WOnt.

      I guess one did.

      But he is a pompous ass.

    10. Re:Shocking! by jht · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to my world...

      My old company got bought a couple of years ago, and this past year decided that management wasn't needed anymore here. So I got dumped (so did a lot of other folks), and after six months with only a handful of interviews, I decided to take matters into my own hands, started up my own business (consulting, training, security, and custom training - not the kind that's being talked about here), and as I get started it's been promising enough that I'm happy with the decision.

      But during those six months, were there plenty of positions that I was amply qualified for? Absolutely. I'm also a non-degree holder, though, and that was most likely a factor in my resume's landing in so many circular files over that time. When times are tough and there's a lot of unemployed out there, it's likely that folks in a position like mine or yours are the ones who lose all the tie-breakers, regardless of how well we might actually do in the job.

      When you have a dozen or so job seekers, you look real hard at each one. When you have 50, you sort 'em quick - the ones who don't match every criteria perfectly don't even make the first cut. The last time I looked for work in a down market (in the early '90s), it was much lower-level work, so the job was pretty easy to get. But times change and so did my experience and qualifications - still never had a finished degree, though, and that's a factor now. Ironically, I don't have all the certs, either - I was too busy dealing with things for real and sending my employees out for their own certs. They may have been smart guys with certs, but they still came to me for help solving the problems thay couldn't handle themselves.

      But by the certifications=qualifications theory, it should have been the other way around. At least, HR resume filters will assume that.

      Of course, working for myself I don't have to deal with that so much anymore, but it could turn out to be an issue again someday. It all depends on the timing, I guess.

      --
      -- Josh Turiel
      "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    11. Re:Shocking! by BlackShirt · · Score: 1

      "..eads the O'Reilly manuals to you for a semester or two"

      Face to face communication is always better than just slipping through manuals.

    12. Re:Shocking! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You call yourself an engineer but you never went to college? I'm sure you know how to program, but do other branches of engineering (Civil, Mechanical, Electrical, etc.) call people who don't have a BS in Engineering, "engineers"? That would kind of dilute the field to have engineers that never studied engineering, physics, math, etc calling themselves engineers. It's a lot more than coding.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    13. Re:Shocking! by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Without an engineering degree, you're a software developer, not a software engineer. Please do not confuse the two. Engineering is a displine all its own. Only 4-5 years of brutal mathematics and similar left-brain courses can build the rigid mindset needed to be an engineer. (Just so I'm not accused of being an egotist, I'm not an enginneer nor have I ever claimed to be one; I've simply worked with enough to know the difference)

      --
      Entrepreneur : (noun), French for "unemployed"
    14. Re:Shocking! by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let me clarify this for you. Perhaps there are 'official' paths to the title of 'engineer' here but in my current position I am responsible for...

      * Business Analysis - I have created UML representations of the entire business including those aspect that will not be translated into software, but aid us in deciding where that boundary will be set.

      * Technology research - I have researched and chosen an appropriate set of technologies that will support the software we are developing and complement the skills of the current staff.

      * Development methodology research - I have selected tools and practices that will enable us to develop software in the most efficient way possible (I tend towards agile methodologies such as extreme programming).

      * Mentorship - I provide information to other developers on the best practices for J2EE software development.

      * Development environment designer - I have created a complete environment for software design and development including launch on demand UML tools, version control, build environment, continuous integration and unit testing frameworks

      * Developer - I design, write and refactor code.

      I have been doing this for 5 years and im still only 22.

      I consider myself a 'software engineer'. If the definition above doesnt constitute an acurate description of this role in academic circles then I am happy to be called whatever it is I have earned.

      I still find it incredibly difficult to find work. I have glowing letter of recommendation but that doesnt get me past the 'MUST have degree' nazis in the HR department.

    15. Re:Shocking! by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      I find that highly disturbing, and would not tolerate such a policy. Why should someone who is highly competent, productive, and well-read in the subject be forced to be "working on" a certificate that does nothing but expensively validate skills you already know are present? I value real degrees because they tend to deliver education. I devalue "certificates", because they tend to be light on the education and heavy on the testing.

      Firstly, the certificates I mentioned are not that expensive. I paid for all of mine out of my own pocket.

      Secondly, when I started the Java programmers cert I considered myself a pretty competent Java developer. I had worked on some pretty big systems and was pretty cocky about it. The practice exams kicked my ass for quite a while. For example, I get some pretty experienced developers asking me about thread states or subtle inheiritance issues. I would not be able to accurately answer these questions without that certification. Taking and passing the exam was an education in itself and certainly not an easy task.

      Another poster pointed out the irony in my devaluing degrees but valuing these certifications. All I can say is I can think of at least 5 honours degree holders that wouldnt have even come close to passing these certs without serious study.

      My understanding of the legal system (which is very limited) is that legal professionals are required to pass 'the bar' which seems to be some kind of 'court room' vocational test.

      This is the role that some of these certifications play. I wouldnt use them for an absolute yes/no in the hiring procedure, but they do draw a line in the sand with regards to minimum vocational knowledge. Unfortunatly it has been my experience that degrees fail to achieve this/

    16. Re:Shocking! by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it's your lack of a degree and not just the utterly crappy economy? I was also unemployed for nearly 6 months in 2002, and the only thing my math degree got me was a temp. job teaching math at a local university.

    17. Re:Shocking! by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      I believe that whether or not you have to pass the bar depends on certain other criteria and varies from state to state (assuming you are in the states, of course). For instance, I had a couple of friends who did not need to pass the WI state bar exam because they'd graduated from law school.

      On the other hand, I remember my dad had to study like hell to pass the CA bar exam (he did a lot of work out there back in the 80's).

      Anyway, I do like the analogy.

    18. Re:Shocking! by spasmatik · · Score: 1

      Brilliantly said. THe problem is under educated IT workers diluting the pool. Engineers, DOctors and lawyers all have professional organizations that prevent this dilution. Computer Science does not and it should.

    19. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: several bachelor's and master's degrees work for me, as well as several no-degree people with strong skills, but as far as I know, no "certificates", which is the way I like it. You are so full of yourself. The biggest software company in the world right now, Microsoft, was started by degree-less programmers. There's your food for thought.

    20. Re:Shocking! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You are only 22. Go back to school and get a degree in engineering if you can't find work. And you sound very skilled, UML is one of the tools taught in 'software engineering' courses at universities, an Engineer is a little more than that. An engineer is an "educated person" not just a skilled one. They have a BS. An engineer has had classes in mechanical, industrial, materials science, and electrical engineering in addition to his specific field. This allows him to work better on engineering teams because he understands some of what they do. A computer engineer doesn't just know how to write software, but knows how the computer itself works. He has had the physics and EE to be able to build simple computers from gates or transistors. An engineer has had courses on things such as the engineering code of ethics. An engineer has done a metric shitload of math to get his degree. Writing software doesn't use multivariable calculus, but being able to do it shows you are a very intelligent person. An engineer was has shown he is able to survive 4 or 5 years of intensive university study. A person can be highly skilled in a specific thing and still not be an engineer. Other professions don't stand for people who didn't run the gauntlet claim the titles for themselves (imagine: I never went to medical school but I'm a Physician anyway, I never had a college-level physics course but I'm a mechanical engineer!). Computer/Software engineers should not put up with it either.

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    21. Re:Shocking! by sashang · · Score: 1

      Ok first of I have a degree, so you know my perspective. You're right about a some things. It's true that you can coast through a comp sci degree and pass. It's also true that competition for a good grade is something you haven't experienced. Getting good marks (like A's) are harder. You're in an environment where you are competing with 100 or more other people for that A and only a certain percentage of A grades are allowed to be given.

      The problem with certifications is that they don't teach problem solving skills or don't develop those abilities. A degree course fills those better. Have a look at the problems on the topcoder website. Note that Google and nVidia hire people from here. Note that the problems presented have nothing to do with the APIs or languages that nVidia or Google may or may not use. These problems are good examples of the problem solving ability that degrees push and certification fails to check (at least that's my impression of the MCSD stuff that MS sell)....You can pass a certification via parrot fashion learning since they teach a different set of skills - mainly basic API knowledge as far as I can tell, from having looked over the MCSD stuff 2 or 3 years ago.

      If I were in a position to hire I wouldn't pass over someone that didn't have a degree, but I'd make sure that they had solid problem solving programming ability. I'd do the same for someone with a degree basically because I know that you can coast through and pass - (note that you can't coast and get good marks though because of the competion and percentage barrier on the number of people allowed certain grades). I'd do the same for people with so-called relevant work experience because I know that you can coast through work as well. Problem solving is something that will indicate their ability to learn whatever the next flavour API is.

      Just don't make the mistake of tarring everyone with a degree with the same brush. I'll stick my neck out here on Slashdot ... here's a link a piece of code that I've written that solves a hard problem.

    22. Re:Shocking! by dasunt · · Score: 1

      You mean that a cheesy diploma from a paper-mill that reads the O'Reilly manuals to you for a semester or two and charges you tens of thousands of dollars is no substitute for a real degree or real experience?

      I've investigated several 2 and 4 year colleges/universities, and for the administration side of computers[1], none of the offered classes could match a good collection of O'Reilly books.

      Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the whole IT jig doesn't implode. Or perhaps it did already.

      [1] As opposed to the programming side.

    23. Re:Shocking! by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      In Ontario, you cannot legally call yourself engineer (of any sort; even computer), if you don't have a certification from the Professional Engineers of Ontario. This pretty much requires an engineering degree.

      Having said that, I don't think this is enforced that strongly. I know that the PEO asks some large companies to not call certain job titles 'engineer' but for the most part it doesn't matter.

      In any case, none of this matters. It's just titles. The original restriction for the 'engineer' job position was placed due to some liability issues (if I remember correctly... I think bridges collapsed and killed people in the early 1900's(?) so an oversight body was created to ensure that (civil) engineers were actually qualified. This largely doesn't apply to computer engineering it seems--perhaps because computer engineers don't seem to be responsible for the code they create).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    24. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone seems to forget that Bill Gates dropped out of the GRADUATE program, and not the UNDERGRADUATE program.

    25. Re:Shocking! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I used to think the same way. Now I make a big distinction. Easy test: If someone knows (understands, can write out, etc.) a Fourier transform, then they're an Engineer, otherwise they're not :-)

      Basically there is a lot of skill overlap (everyone learns to code, etc.,) Software folks care for things like design, algorithms, UML, etc., while engineering folks care for things like signal processing, statistics, math, (along with other non-computer things).

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    26. Re:Shocking! by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1

      Well, there are certainly some interesting bits of math required to become an EE; but I think you overvalue it a bit much. You wouldnt say that someone cant be a good althete without being able to throw a 90mph pitch. (its not the only sport)

      Programming is, in my humble opinion, closer to pure mathematics than either calculus or boolean algebra. I know more than a few hardware engineers who admit that software is quite difficult from their point of view: complicated and hard to fathom (moreso than the math they forgot after getting their degree) Plus its a fast changing field so you cant afford to sit on your accreditation.

      To be a lead programmer in a large project you have to be able to understand very complicated systems all at once so that you can see it as a whole. Not everyone seems to be able to do this.

      I call myself a "Programmer", rather than using the official title "Software Engineer"- because I consider "Programmer" to be more prestigious.

      If I need to pick up some math to complete a project, I just go and do it. Knowing how to learn continuously is more important than having done it once upon a time.

    27. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1

      You can send me a resume if you want, but we are not hiring for the forseable future. Crispin

    28. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Another poster pointed out the irony in my devaluing degrees but valuing these certifications. All I can say is I can think of at least 5 honours degree holders that wouldnt have even come close to passing these certs without serious study.
      This mostly tells me that you do not understand the value of a (good) degree. Degrees teach concepts (software engineering, concurrency, relational databases) while certificates teach particular technologies(Visual Studio, particular thread libraries, Oracle). I will take someone trained in the concepts over someone trained in the technologies any day.

      Technologies come and go, and picking up a new one is just a matter of reading the manual. Concepts require hard-core education, and someone trained only in technologies often falls flat as soon as the technology falls out of vogue. Consider: how would you value someone with a resume that said they were familiar with Borland, DBase IV, and HTML?

      Caveat: I am not saying that people who don't have degrees don't understand concepts. Rather, that the certificates focus on technology trivia, and thereofre you cannot tell whether the candidate knows the concepts or not.

      Crispin

    29. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
      Academic CS has a major blind spot: they don't take system administration seriously. They typically think it is just that crufty, unimportant technology stuff that is of no intellectual interest. I found this out when I, as a junior professor, said that I thought system administration was ripe for major research investigation, and got responses that ranged from blank stares to giggles.

      I think academic CS is majorly wrong in this regard. "System administration" is the residual work that is left over after you have abstracted all the easy stuff. Lather, rinse, repeat for 40 years, and system administration of very large & complex systems is highly distilled complexity and difficulty. Small wonder that senior system administrators are grand wizards of black magic within their field. I have published at LISA, twice. I get little credit for it, except among system administrators.

      Crispin

    30. Re:Shocking! by azaris · · Score: 1

      Programming is, in my humble opinion, closer to pure mathematics than either calculus or boolean algebra.

      Some specific parts might be considered applied mathematics but let's face it, 90% of programming as it's known is tedious gruntwork that requires neither mathematical understanding nor much logic. I know how horrible most calculus curriculums are but I'd hardly call programming in general "pure mathematics".

      I call myself a "Programmer", rather than using the official title "Software Engineer"- because I consider "Programmer" to be more prestigious.

      You must be a rare breed. In my opinion, most non-programmers think of "programmers" as code-monkeys who twiddle endlessly with computers and maybe eventually produce programs that don't work like they should and are full of bugs.

      If I need to pick up some math to complete a project, I just go and do it. Knowing how to learn continuously is more important than having done it once upon a time.

      The problem is, if you didn't take rigorous math classes in college or have forgotten all about the topics, it's fairly hard to pick up a state-of-the-art contemporary math paper and try to understand what it says. Which leads to people implementing home-grown, less than optimal solutions because they don't know or understand why their solution if sub-optimal.

    31. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been doing this for 5 years and im still only 22.

      I'm not going to weigh in on the engineering title debate, much as I'm tempted to. But dude, you've got good skills and you're also still really young. Take out a loan, move in with family or a cheap boarding house and go to university. Even go to university part time over the next 10yrs if need be. Good employers are damn impressed by people going back to school when they don't have to, and there's way more of those types of employers than you think. At the very least you'll come out with a shiny new degree, years of experience, and a lot more wisdom. No offence intended with the wisdom part... I didn't start university until I was 26 after years of considering myself hot-shit. Fuck, did I learn a helluva lot about myself and the world there. Seriously, university is underrated these days - don't do it for the degree, do it for the knowledge.

    32. Re:Shocking! by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1

      90% of programming as it's known is tedious gruntwork that requires neither mathematical understanding nor much logic.



      My only answer to that is you must be doing it wrong. Having worked on projects from the abstract design level, down to implementing even the most trivial subroutines, I thoroughly enjoy it all. Now, if you had said that documentation was tedious...

      It is easy to make mistakes if you dont have an overall vision of what your working on. And there are tons of poor programmers out there. But being able turn an idea into a working machine simply by desribing to to a computer can give an immense feeling of satisfaction.

      Seeing how even the most trivial piece fits in with the whole, and has a precise and important role to play, does require a fundamental understanding, and a solid grasp of logic.

    33. Re:Shocking! by ragnar · · Score: 1

      I'll second the parent post regarding Sun's Java Programmer certification. In addition to years of practical programming experience, the effort (weeks of study on my own) I spent on this certification has been helpful many times. Knowing the subtle nuances of the language can save hours troubleshooting problems. I wouldn't hire somebody based solely on Sun's Java certification program, but it is a good feather in the cap. Bottom line: All certs are not created equal.

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  16. They are? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that they're still fully willing to hawk empty dreams for cash with no benefit to the custo^H^H^H^H^Hstudent. I see ads for this everywhere. Except they also (and always have) advertise certificates in Business and Nursing.

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    1. Re:They are? by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      Though it's a moot point for me (I'm a 4-year grad), a good rule of thumb might be: "Any place that offers completion of the high school diploma as well as a high-tech degree ..." Well, you know the rest.

      These places are clearly businesses first, with the "Starbucks mentality" of sprouting campuses everywhere and hoping that the disenfranchised see it as a way into the executive washroom.

      I have a friend who works for the company that markets University of Phoenix. He confesses that they are clearly just a business using the typical (dubious) marketing techniques (Disclaimer: Quinstreet is essentially a SPAM/Pop-Up design company, so unleash your wrath). He doesn't like what his company does but his rationale is what everybody else's is. It's a job.

      But, then again, my "real" University resorted to, if I recall, a lot of mass mailings (like many colleges), and it's not a bad school.

      Each business has it's target demographic.

  17. Good Riddance by wan-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These schools churned out tons of useless "educated" people with little added value from their educational experience. The only purpose that these institutions had was to dilute the talent within the IT and computer engineering fields. I say good riddance!

    1. Re:Good Riddance by 1029 · · Score: 1

      These schools churned out tons of useless "educated" people with little added value from their educational experience.

      Gee, sounds an awful lot like most universities to me. You get out what you put in, or a pretty close relation. Just some big name schools have broader opportunities right there on campus. But don't fool yourself into thinking some lazy guy with a 4-year degree (or Masters, or PhD) is automagically skilled and brilliant.

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    2. Re:Good Riddance by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      The only purpose that these institutions had was to dilute the talent within the IT and computer engineering fields.

      No. Their only purpose was to make money. And it seems they've made a ton.

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  18. dubious certifications. by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    That is exactly the way I feel with all the online brainbech certifications I have.

  19. Amen. These schools blow. by Stupid+White+Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I spent 10 months at "The Chubb Institute" gaining a certificate in Network and System Security. During the 10 months, we started with basic A+ cert type information, and worked our way up through Linux and MS ISA Server... none of each in enough detail to actually get a job done.

    In fact, we spent 1 week learning Redhat where we installed the OS, Installed Samba, and FTP.

    Then we spent 4 weeks (5 hours a day 5 days a week) learning how to write resumes and interview.

    Somehow I feel like Linux is more important then what color my suit is for the interview. (blue vs. grey)

    Lastly, they promised "Job Placement" - however, the only calls that the Graduating Security Class received were helpdesk positions.

    My question is... if the Network Security class... the most esteemed program at the Chubb Institute is getting calls for Helpdesk positions... what positions are the helpdesk classes getting?

    Janitorial?

    1. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you got "Chubbed".

    2. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      wait a minute, all these years working and I've never learned... which is better; blue or grey?

    3. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blue in the north, gray in the south.
      Brush up on your history, son.

    4. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by Sandman1971 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess timing might be everything... I went to a regular college, and left unfulfilled and not wanting to work in the fields I studied it. So I went to Herzing and took a year-long course. I worked 1 year at a helpdesk for an ISP (not a mom & pop shop either, but a national ISP). Moved up to the backbone group and got on the job training and a few Cisco courses... Moved up to 2nd line within 6 months there. Stayed there for about 4 years. 2 Years ago I moved to the server team for the same ISP. I had no formal *nix training, but had been playing around with various flavours of *nix since 93. Had a blast working on the backbone team, and I'm having an even bigger blast working on the server team.

      Lesson? You can't start at the top. Especially if you went to a trade school. Don't think you'll get hired right off the bat into a junior position. You have to work your way up. But the knowledge, and more specifically people networking you gather becomes priceless.

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    5. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . . what positions are the helpdesk classes getting?

      Frier trainee or Wal-Mart "Associate." The sad part is this the first post today where I'm not being snide.

      Well, Ok, I did put associate in quotes.

      KFG

    6. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Telemarketing.

    7. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was Red vs. Blue

    8. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by addaon · · Score: 1

      Suit? A suit?

      I own exactly one pair of blue jeans (I'm a khaki guy). I wear them only for job interviews. Wearing khakis just seems too formal for an interview for a CS job.

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    9. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      I agree there. I seriously never wear a suit, not even to meetings with potential clients (I do contracting and am not looking for a permanent position though). There is so much work in my area at the moment that I can afford to turn down contracts (and have done recently). Anyone who thinks my lack of suit affects my ability to do a job can suck the big one. Anyone who requires a formal dress code at work can do the same.

      Bob

  20. Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by malchus842 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean seriously - I was a director-level IT manager at two multi-national companies over the past 12 years, and neither I, nor any of my peers, would even think about hiring someone from one of these tech schools.

    Even the smallest amount of real-world experience was far more useful than several months of training at these schools. Sure, they learned a few rote solutions, but I can teach those to a new recruit who shows a bit of intelligence in a short time.

    In fact, for an entry-level position, give me a liberal arts grad with a bit of tech knowledge learned on their home computer, and I've got the makings of an excellent eomployee. People who can read, write and converse are better candiates than many of the "tech school" grads I ran into.

    Frankly, I never felt these schools were worth anything, and if they are now closing, all the better.

    1. Re:Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean seriously - I was a director-level IT manager at two multi-national companies over the past 12 years, and neither I, nor any of my peers, would even think about hiring someone from one of these tech schools.

      [snip]

      In fact, for an entry-level position, give me a liberal arts grad with a bit of tech knowledge learned on their home computer, and I've got the makings of an excellent eomployee. People who can read, write and converse are better candiates than many of the "tech school" grads I ran into.
      -----

      Where might I submit a resume, sir?

      I do not care for the thought of saying "Do you want fries with that?" simply because my college advisor cannot read the humanities requirements section of my college's general catalog, forcing me into yet another semester of classes...

      Other than that, I fit your description rather well, I think.

    2. Re:Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by APonBass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, where might I post my resume?

      Honestly, I am a liberal arts educated computer technician, currently unemployed in that field (I make furniture for a famous furniture company at 8 bucks an hour). Everywhere I see, resumes would much rather have associate's degrees vaguely associated with IT than a guy who has several higher level CS classes but chose to complete a different major first.

      I know, duh! I should've finished CS instead of Music, but I was further along in music and wanted out in 4 years comfortably, can you blame me?

      on the other hand, I did work with a guy interning to work in IT getting his associate's degree who had no hands on experience and was about to walk out with a piece of paper a month later. Does ANYBODY teach hands on experience in schools anymore? Ever?? Other than Home Ec in high school?

    3. Re:Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't it depend ont he person?

      lets see, I went from living in my car, to getting a crappy job at a pizza place. Which I used to get some money while I went to a tech. school (electronics). I then got a job reparing avionics, then a postion doing software work. I designed and built a system that a PhD said would take 6 years, I did it in 2. that was 8 years ago, and 2 years ago, it was still running, and saved the company over a billion dollars in those 8 years.

      So, I would say it depends o the person and don't be so dismissive.

    4. Re:Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by aauu · · Score: 1

      Anyone who get their cert in change your life in a week for $10,000 school has only proved that they can memorize answers to questions.

      The value of a cert to me is that the holder should have learned more than how to click install/next/next/next/.... A real cert (not Microsoft Cleaning Person Front Page Windows washer) indicates that the individual has made a commitment to mastering a technology and/or environment. This commitment may be superficial, since I have met stupid unmotivated lawyers. It seems to me that there are a lot of people working in the industry as DBAs, programmers whose SQL skills, for example, are limited to days 1-7 of learn SQL in 21 days. These are the people with the 36 hour daily posting processes in production. The value of the advanced cert to me is an indicator that the individual has made a significant personal effort to train themselves. The cert does not so much indicate real world skills in less experienced people as an attitude towards learning.

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    5. Re: Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      give me a liberal arts grad with a bit of tech knowledge learned on their home computer, and I've got the makings of an excellent eomployee.

      yo!

      --krewe

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  21. Really! by El · · Score: 1
    From the ITT Tech web site:

    Information Technology's ("IT") progressive evolution, which is due to the advancement of computers and communication technology, continues to have a profound impact on our lives. The need is rising for technically competent individuals who can provide appropriate computer solutions. IT is an academic discipline that affects nearly every business and industry.

    According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, computer and data processing services will add over 1.3 million jobs from 1996-2006, representing a 108 percent increase. These jobs will require employees with technical skills in areas such as multimedia, web design, programming and computer network systems. This increase in the number of these types of jobs is due primarily to technological advancements and the need for higher skilled workers. This is projected to be the fastest growing industry during this period.

    The need for information technology workers in many industries has become apparent. An article in the September 22, 1998 issue of Occupations Outlook Quarterly magazine said opportunities abound in the field of information technology. The job market for computer-related skills is booming, and demand for computer professionals is projected to remain strong through the year 2006. According to the article, "A degree in computer science or a related technical field is perhaps the easiest ticket into the field."

    Groups, such as the Information Technology Association of America ("ITAA") and the U.S. Department of Commerce's Office of Technology Policy, have issued reports that identify what they consider to be strong evidence of the Unites States' inability to keep up with the high demand for information technology workers. This "skills anemia" is a result of the technological success of today's economy. According to the January 19, 1998 edition of Computer Reseller News, "we have the ability to release new technology faster than we can build the skilled work force to implement and maintain the new products."

    Firms need skilled computer professionals to maintain a competitive edge and cost-efficient operations.
    Yeah, right...

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  22. Yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work for a small computer training center. I got to teach people on worker's comp how to repair computers (fun when they were just there to collect the check and didn't care about the class).
    Basically, they were told by their rehab people that our three-month class would get them a nice 40K a year job, and they usually got really pissed when they found out otherwise.

    1. Re:Yep. by kingsqueak · · Score: 1

      I attended a major farce of a tech school in NJ. I dropped out about 1/3 through it after finding out the 'SQL' class was how to program FoxPro in GUI mode only...not even the backend coding it could do. I too found out that there is no sort of consumer satisfaction for these schools. I tried to fight and get my money back but there is NO mechanism for a dissatisfied student to issue a complaint. All you can do believe it or not is call and find out if a school is 'on the list' of the schools where a refund will be issued. The way they get on the list is purely through a state initiated investigation, with no channel for a student to even add a complaint. Absolutely insane. Cost me about $5k.

      What you said about grant students was also true there. At least 60% of the students in the tech school were going for free on some sort of unemployment training program. The school's only interest was pushing these students through 'the mill' to get the guaranteed funding. They had no business interest in failing anyone, and equally less motivation to actually provide a quality education.

      Almost ten years later I told my brother and brother-in-law both *exactly* how the tech schools play out. They both 'graduated' and have been unable to find any work in the field with their certificates. They both told me to spare them the I told you so.

      To Brick Computer Science Institute, I hope you wind up in jail for the scam you are pulling on people. It *should* be criminal, but luckily for you it seems your political wells run deep.

  23. 8-year old MCSE by shoppa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Speaking of the original dubious certification, a 8-year old just got certified as an MCSE.

    1. Re:8-year old MCSE by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      Ok, so an 8-year-old can memorize answers from a brain dump. That's a likely explaination. Heck, I used to work at Microsoft and there were tons of those things being passed around internally.

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    2. Re:8-year old MCSE by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      He sounds over-qualified to me.

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    3. Re:8-year old MCSE by El · · Score: 1

      a 8-year old just got certified as an MCSE...and now his Indian outsourcing employer is claiming he has over 10 year experience!

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    4. Re:8-year old MCSE by prostoalex · · Score: 3, Informative

      He got MCP. MCSE is like 7-8 exams, MCP is just 1 core exam.

    5. Re:8-year old MCSE by nologin · · Score: 1

      The worst part about this is that many of the texts associated with the MCSE training usually contain a lot of feel-good pro-Microsoft propaganda that doesn't mean much at all. Now, the 8 year-old brain is still very impressionable, so this kid will have to live with "The Microsoft Way" pretty much the rest of his life.

    6. Re:8-year old MCSE by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Haha! Damn, no mod points!

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  24. Good by Ymiris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would wager that the schools who are not doing well and forced to close their doors are the same ones running the ad's that state there are a ton of IT jobs,and then take $18,000 from you to learn test questions. But places like Globalnet and the likes who ACTUALLY teach real world use still thrive. If you don't believe me feel free to contact them and ask why they have to turn away students because their class is full. So this is a good thing in my mind. Let the schools who charge obscene amounts of money to learn the test questions go bankrupt, because the ones who teach real world experience will always be here.

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    1. Re:Good by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I know this is going to be posted to late to get any points, but I just have a theory that sums up all these educational issues, and could save people a lot of wasted time/money.

      If they advertise on TV, they most likely aren't as good as other schools.

      I'm sorry, I know some may disagree, but you don't see Harvard or any of the other good private schools advertising on TV. Sure they advertise, but they don't have a cheesy ass tv spot. I go to school at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design. We're one of the top art schools in the country, sending people off to work with Lucas Arts, all the big ad agencies, etc. I spoke with our marketing director and asked her if they would ever consider putting a spot on TV, and she said no and gave the reasons I listed above.

      Then you see a spot for those art schools where they send you a drawing test, you fill it out and then send it back. Riiiiight. My school has portfolio interviews before you can get in. You need an EXTENSIVE portfolio, of high quality work. The difference between these two schools I've talked about is that one sets the bar for itself very high, and the other very low.

      Think about who might actually sign up for a college they've seen on tv. Think about what kind of education they typically have, and what skills they typically have. I'm sorry if that sounds REALLY stereotypical, but its the truth.

      All of these schools are merely trying to get peoples money, and often times offer them high paying jobs as a result. The people who go to these schools are only in it because its a wellpaid profession. Thank god you need to pass the Bar Exam to become a lawyer, otherwise we'd be churning out an army of law students from schools promising "Get rich quick as a lawyer now! Guaranteed clients!"

      Sorry for ranting, but this has bugged me for a long time.

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  25. Eron accounting. by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    Oh... we don't need to balance the book.

    A missing $3k doesn't hurt anyone.

  26. oh well by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Time for a career change then. Ooh, Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, looks promising...

  27. From experience.. by phaetonic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was required to attend one of these for Sun certification. The total cost was ~$30,000 (they used to call it a SunKey). Do you think anyone who has only a few hundred bucks at the end of the month after rent/food/etc will sign up for that? No.

    These places depended on companies to send their people.

    Now a days, it looks like most places get a backend rebate from the vendor of the products they send their people to get certified under. After all, if company XXX needs two SE's to sell a product from vendor YYY, vendor YYY will usually give a boatload of cash to cover the costs in sending their two SE's to training, since in the long term, company XXX will sell enough of the product to where vendor YYY will recoop all their money.

  28. Education: Poorly Documented Return on Investment by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As much as I personally value education, the organizations in the education arena (from K to PhD) do a very poor job of justifying their existence (and high tuitions or high taxpayer subsidies). Common sense and aggregate data does certainly suggest that salary correlates with education, but nobody seems to be able to routinely show that a particular school leads to a particular boost in success (except for some highly debatable test score schemes in K-12 education).

    What are students paying for when they get degree X from school Y? And what are they really getting?

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  29. Tech Schools by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is from an Air-Force perspective, so think what you will:

    The military is based around taking people who know very little and teaching via tech schools. We do quite well. We can take someone with virtually no computer knowledge and turn them into a basic sysadmin in about 6 months. Within 2 years, the cream will rise and those are quite impressive. Of the rest, some will transfer to administrative (paperwork) jobs and be promoted. Others will get out and become a burden to AT&T or WorldCom. But the system DOES work.

    The main difference between the military and the commercial world is that we actually care about our people. Where your company provides very little in the way of mentorship, I will nurture my people till they find their sweet spot. Some will learn from books I reccomend, others from college I allow them to attend during working hours. More still will need me to hold their hands and walk them through tasks until they catch on.

    Most civilians see coworkers (you call them cow-orkers) as competition. That's why a lot of good sysadmins will never develop after their civilian tech schools.

    You and your company may see on-the-job training as a waste. Well, you are missing out on a lot of good people. Instead of a college grad demanding $50k+, you could look to the sub-$20k market of tech-school grads. Give them some training. Promote those who deserve it, fire those who screw up.

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    1. Re:Tech Schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Bullshit. You can't just take some grunt, stick him on a course and have a competent sysadmin in six months.

      This sort of thing takes a decent amount of intelligence and a logical mind, something that most military personnel lack.

    2. Re:Tech Schools by Dasein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      YES!!! Grow that person! It's by far better to get someone motivated and bright with some basics then keep giving them more responsibility as they grow. Better than hiring someone who feels they are entitled because they have a degree.

      All this pompous "I have a degree. Nanna, nanna, booboo." stuff makes me sick. One of the best guys I ever worked with was a high-school dropout with 20 years of experience. *HE* knew where the bodies were buried.

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    3. Re:Tech Schools by Dasein · · Score: 1

      What he's saying is that the airforce is willing to "hire" a bunch of people for the job and keep the best one. Sort of like that Trump reality show.

      Besides, I think these folks get some testing before they are selected for further training. I'm not a military guy but I'm pretty sure I remember my buddy (who was a reservist) having to take a test before they'd train him to work on airplanes.

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    4. Re:Tech Schools by Dunark · · Score: 1

      I suspect that your success has a lot to do with the fact that you use your own product.
      It's a whole different ball of wax when a tech school takes someone's money and can forget about them a nanosecond after they walk out the door.

    5. Re:Tech Schools by SubTexel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh, funny I'm in the Air Force as well.

      "The military is based around taking people who know very little and teaching via tech schools. We do quite well. We can take someone with virtually no computer knowledge and turn them into a basic sysadmin in about 6 months."

      Heh, I have yet to meet a competent Sys admin in the Air Force thats been through that course. It's common to pull someone from their AFSC and put them into your 3C0 job to fix all the problems you guys create. The Sys Admin tech school is worse than ITT tech, especially after the combining of the admin (secretary...) and computer operator career fields. Heh, 6 month course? Its only 6 weeks at Sheppard AFB in Texas (and Keesler AFB in Mississippi).

    6. Re:Tech Schools by Drawkcab · · Score: 1

      I've never been in the military, but I've known kids who've joined it out of high school that have been relatively bright and have been educated within the military for technical jobs. The military wouldn't just take random people and train them for random things. There are aptitude tests. Of the large pool of military recruits, many of them have the potential for all kinds of training. Its a good option for kids whose families can't afford to put them through college.

    7. Re:Tech Schools by Tassach · · Score: 4, Informative
      Ahh... another zoomie.

      There are some good tech schools and some bad ones. I went through AF programmer tech school in '89, and it was, IMHO, pretty much a waste of time. IIRC the 12 week course consisted of: 2 weeks intro to basic computing concepts (basically the OSI network model), 3 weeks of pseudocode, 4 weeks of Cobol, 2 weeks of assembly, and 1 week of ADA. As far as I can tell, the purpose of this "training" was to weed out the people who couldn't understand the basics like looping and control structures. My real training happened once I got to my permanent duty station, where I was fortunate enough to work with some *brilliant* people who taught me how to develop good software. (Thanks Capt. Block!)

      In general I'd say you are right, there are probably more good tech schools than bad ones. Mine happened to suck. My cousin went through Navy nuclear power school and got a great hands-on education in basic electronics and applied physics. I had some friends who were F-15 crew chiefs who got a great education in aircraft mechanics, and dated a girl who was trained as an air traffic controller a year out of high school.

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    8. Re:Tech Schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This sort of thing takes a decent amount of intelligence and a logical mind, something that most military personnel lack.

      Us military types have a name for that type of member.

      We call them "Marines".

      :-)

    9. Re:Tech Schools by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are confusing 3a0 with 3c0. It's true that we do hire secretaries to do some low-level admin stuff, but they are suposed to be in contact with the REAL admins at every step. For simple stuff like resetting a password, secretaries do fine.

      There are a LOT of competent 3c0s. Just walk around your NCC and look at config managment or network operations. The true talent will be behind the SAN or programming routers in a remote office. The crappy people will go to the Help-Desk or some other front-office job. Let the idiot 3c0s deal with the stupid problems while the smart people deal with EIGRP and SAN issues.

      BTW, I'm a 3c2, not a 3c0. I went from high-school dropout to managing ATM switches with many OC-3s. It took me 8 years to get where I am. I'm good at what I do and so are most of my peers.

      The ammount of talent to be found in a comm building is phenominal. Some of that talent is pissed at the latest LOR or BTZ passover, but it will shine when called upon.

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    10. Re:Tech Schools by ruhk · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. On the job training--or any company sponsored (internal or external) training--has been thrown out the window. It seems like the attitude is "if we teach these people stuff, they'll go somewhere else and do it for someone else". I miss the military environment, the focus on learning and teaching and getting the job done in the best way, rather than the most politically correct way. I should really go back into the Navy.

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    11. Re:Tech Schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an Air Force guy too. You comm guys make me laugh sometimes though. I'm a 61S pulling 13S duty who has self-taught programming and *nix experience from the dot-com years in college. Nothing drives me nuts more (and my contractors) than an A1C or his TSgt supervisor (the squadron "computer guys") who assume I'm another idiot CGO with a sociology degree. I *love* to knock these folks off their high horse. It's quite fun and the contractors love it.

    12. Re:Tech Schools by Radworker · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. In my particular field, constant training/re/certification are required by law. I happen to teach a goal oriented course about linux fundamentals. It is required for an operator prior to picking up the mouse. I have about 4 pages worth of certs that cover everything I could possibly be involved in at a power plant. From what I can tell, even if it wasn't required, the training structure would be what it is at my company.Some people do in fact "take the training and run". But, that is just the cost of doing buisiness when you are talking about locked high rad areas and 1 Million bucks a day in costs when the plant is off line.

    13. Re:Tech Schools by affreca101 · · Score: 1

      And I'll give the Navy perspective. Similiarly, we hire a lot of people and pump them through tech schools. And then there is a lot of on the job training, with senior enlisted training the new guy. Do well, and get promoted. Unfortunately, the Navy had it's own IT boom. Computers ended up being the domain of the IT (formerly radiomen) rate. Many bright young guys got recruited to be ITs. There are a lot of clueless ITs out there. And they get promoted faster than many other rates which leads to a corresponding lower quality of work for the rank. Also, a good IT3 knows he will make much better money on the outside. So you only get those who love being locked on a tin can for months on end for job security. And the US military does hire on the basis of having a degree, not looking at aptitude for the work, with a higher starting wage. They're called officers.

  30. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good.

    I'm sick and tired of having to work with clueless 'techs' who have nothing but one of these shitty courses to rely on. When it comes to IT, I prefer to work with people of at least some intelligence and experience..

  31. It's about Darn Time!! by Ask-A-Nerd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Finally I'm starting to see some justice! I have 18 years experience but have been out of work due to all the outsourcing and dumping of jobs overseas for the last 10 months. Nothing has ticked me off more than seeing so called private schools like ECPI and others advertising in the paper for IT and Cert courses. They advertise like there is a shortage for jobs, that they cant fill them fast enough... when all they have done is dumped untrained memorizers on the market and created a glut of available personnel. And if a business or HR department doesn't know better, the fancy paper gets these really untrained workers the jobs at cheap salaries (because they have to pay those 30K college course fees) I wish they all would shut down and go back to just being Testing centers like back in the Drake days... or am I showing my age again.

  32. Not Surprised by hopbine · · Score: 2, Informative

    After getting a real degree (Electronics) and many years later spending ony a couple of months in getting a CNE and 3 more months in getting a MSCP - thanks to a generous company willing to fund me - I can say that these quickie qualifications are interesting, but not worth the big bucks. The only reason I have them is because my company says they have so many certified people on the staff.

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  33. why spend money on a dubious computer diploma... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    when there are all of those "prestigious non-accredited" universities ready to grant you a diploma for your life experiences (even if they aren't really from YOUR life) for little more than a cheque or money order that can clear payment... So in what field do you want to be qualified in today?

    Sample ad - phone removed for the gullible.

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    Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your life experience.

    No tests, no classes, no interviews. All diplomas available including bachelors, masters, and doctorates (PhD's).

    No one is turned down.

    Your diploma puts a University Job Placement Counselor at your disposal.

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    CALL NOW to receive your diploma within days!!!

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  34. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by cangeceiro · · Score: 1

    personally i would say ditch frontpage and learn php, but i am sure this will get takin as a troll post. Personally i would be afraid to admit that i even knew how to use frontpage if i did. vi is better.

  35. Tech Schools vs Geeks by uid0mako · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience the better tech people are the ones that grew up playing with the stuff as a hobby, not the ones who heard that there are money/jobs available in the field and then sign up at a tech school. I'm not going to cry for the tech schools. Go get a CS degree instead.

    1. Re:Tech Schools vs Geeks by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The degree is worthless in terms of applicable knowledge and understanding, IMO, compared to the "doing it because you love it" factor.

      I'd take a tech school grad over a college grad, if they demonstrated more of a love and drive to learn, and learned a large degree of their knowledge on their own time.

      That said, there's certainly value to "thinking" classes - a large number of colleges don't even seem to teach students how to think; a shame, since thinking should be a prerequisite for higher education, and taught in HS.

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    2. Re:Tech Schools vs Geeks by idResponse · · Score: 1

      hell, even that doesn't matter.
      i've been using computers in depth for 20 of my 24 years on this planet, and I can't get a job to save my life in the IT world, and I no longer care. My old IT job got cut, simply because i wasn't conformist enough for the company. I knew as much if not more than my MCSE boss, and basically kept their server together. The only drawback was having to deal with the management to OK decisions, which well, is everywhere you go in corporate environments.

      I don't understand how they're surviving still...

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  36. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I am a professional HTML software developer with good working knowledge of Microsoft FrontPage 2000, Microsoft FrontPage 2002, Microsoft FrontPage 2003 and HomeSite. Extensive experience with back-end server management via Microsoft Web Publishing Wizard. I am looking roughly for $80-90K (plus sign-on bonus and relocation), but I can tell you the job field is not that great. I think I should learn PHP and wait for things to pick up. Can anyone recommend good PHP classes under-$5,000 range?

    We're a start up anticipating developing a product and being bought out by Cisco, Microsoft, HP or someone else with deep pockets. We offer your choice of stock options by the roll: White Cloud or Charmin.

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  38. The problem with the schools by neilcSD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The downward spiral of recent years, beyond anyone's direct control: 1) The economy going to hell 2) The resulting layoffs 3) People with years of experience competing for entry level jobs 4) A lack of entry level jobs (why hire someone fresh out of school when you can hire a former sysadmin for Dell tech support?) 5) Companies not paying nearly enough as they used to for tech positions This is not the schools' fault. A previous poster used the term 'dubious certs,' and this is completely accurate. The problem however is not the curriculum, it is the way the students study. When I attended a comp training school a couple years ago, I cannot tell you how many students used mcsebraindumps.com and other sites where they can get test questions. The percentage was huge. As a result, these people just memorized answers and did not know how to apply anything they learned (if they did at all) to real world situations. When they got out into the real world, they broke more than they fixed. As a result, companies now view these certifications with a skeptical eye. Sure, you passed the test - but what do you really know? Prove to me you can make it - but how do you get the shot if a sysadmin with ten years of experience wants that tech support job too? Answer: you don't. These schools have tried to hide this and have been largely successful, but the truth is finally coming out.

    1. Re:The problem with the schools by superflippy · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. I got an AA degree from an accredited 2 year school, and noticed a huge difference in my class between the people who wanted to learn an people who just wanted to pass. It boggled my mind that people would waste their time and money going to school when they were so resistant to learning anything.

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  39. they were giving 'real' IT pros a bad name anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one am glad they're closing, down under in NZ we've also had a few of the bigger IT training schools close. The quality of the 'graduates', and I use that term loosely, was appalling. If you want to learn IT/CS go to a university. Why do people think that spending a year at an IT school means you know anything ? There's a reason why CS courses at universities are 3-4 years.

  40. You can't teach talent by Crashmarik · · Score: 5, Informative

    Passion for the work doesn't come out of a crackerjack box. An MCSE or any "Certification" from a vendor, is just a manufacturers way of saying you have digested their propaganda. If you are looking to get rich quick while only working a few hours a week try No money down real estate.

    It should come as no surprise that the people who went for these courses are now getting burned. The schools were unscrupulous but then again so were the majority of their students. Both parties were trying to sell sows ears as silk purses.

    1. Re:You can't teach talent by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Passion for work doesn't come out of ANY college of ANY type.

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    2. Re:You can't teach talent by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Passion for work doesn't come out of ANY college of ANY type.

      Yeah, but it stands to reason that someone who was willing to go through four years of college and get a degree in something technology-related had some passion for what they're studying.

      Many if not most of the people going through these MCSE mills are only interested in making a lot of money, and don't care how.

      ~Philly

  41. You have degrees working for you. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure would like to see that! Pieces of paper administrating systems, writing code, serving customers.

    Must be great. However, here's the question. Do you have anyone working for you that doesn't have a degree or maybe has a degree in a non-technical field? Do you have anybody without a degree that's been shipping production software for 15 years or so?

    My guess is no. If true, that would mean that you hire people based on credentials instead of performance. Make me glad that I don't work for you.

    I see you're a Prof. at OGI. My experience with fresh CS grads is that they have little idea how to actually build software in a production environment. In many ways, finding the right person with a cert or two who was *REALLY* hungry and *REALLY* bright always served me better that fresh CS grads. The worst working experience I ever had was with a fresh CS Phd. The BSCS and Phd. CS guys that I've worked with always seemed like they were trained for research instead of getting the product shipped.

    That doesn't mean the fresh CS grads don't become seasoned programmers who know what they are doing but many just don't love building software. It's just something they do.

  42. Self-Employed / Self-Taught by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am both self-taught and self-employed, and I have never once had a client ask me about my college degree (I don't have one, by choice), certifications, grades, diplomas, or anything else related.

    When I managed a computer store and someone came in who was A+ certified, it was almost a strike against them. I found repeatedly that the technicians that were self-taught were far better at maintaining their skills in a rapidly changing environment.

    I place zero value in any of these certifications.

    1. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by Kenja · · Score: 1

      I too am self taught and uneducated, yet I'm making high five figures as an IT monkey. What got me my current job was the fact that my home network used the same hardware as my employers server farm. Granted thats also why my last few girlfriends took off. Somthing about cooling fans keeping them awake at night.

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      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by mnmlst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Looks trollish, but I'll bite...

      I am a GURU on the I.T. certification game. Certification and degrees have a place, just as experience has a place. Which do I consider the most important after 8 years of working in I.T.? I rank them 1- Experience, 2- Degrees, 3- Certifications. During the boom, one or two of these three was usually sufficient to get a job, sounds like you had EXPERIENCE, the most valuable of the three. Congratulations on your timing. Hell, I lucked out too with some well-timed moves during the boom, getting in over my head at times and letting my butt catch up later. For anyone else believing they too can succeed as you have, I would advise against it. The boom is over and I.T. is settling into being a normal business component that will have its' share of ups and downs in the coming decades. I don't expect it will ever get as "frothy" as 1998-2000 again in my lifetime.

      If someone who wants an I.T. job can get all three of these tools into their kitbag, by all means they should. Even if they can jump NOW into a great gig if they will forego the degree, long-term that usually haunts you. Managers usually want degree-holders to move up. Additionally, your lightweight kitbag makes you more dependent on your current position and limits your future options.

      The husband of a dear friend of mine has loads of experience; no degrees or certs. His gig dried up with the I.T. bust (in Austin, Texas) and he has been barely-working ever since. It's heartbreaking to get the doors slammed in your face, calls not returned over and over because you can't get a look when everyone else has the Big Three.

      Not only that, some certs get "hot" now and then. e.g. The Security certs have been hot commodities since 9/11/01. On the other hand, don't jump in way over your head thinking your cert means you REALLY know the subject matter.

      Experience is the best teacher, but necessity is a MOTHER.

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    3. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by 36526542DD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had no intention of trolling...

      I should have been more clear that I wasn't referring to my ability to get a job with my skillset. In fact, I hope I never have to apply for a job again.

      I was referring to those that are self-employed and have clients, and the lack of importance ~most~ clients place on certifications and degrees.

      Granted my average contract is only $20,000 - $45,000, so I'm dealing with clients that are used to dealing with individuals rather than larger shops or corporations.

      But I reaffirm that it has worked well for me, and I wouldn't choose it any other way.

      Would I recommend it for others? That depends on what they want.

      I spent 5 years of REALLY long hours with almost zero vacations or "days off", except Sundays which I always take off. It took this long to really get up to speed and refine my technical & business skills.

      Now, however, I have plenty of work and projects of my own, I get to work from home and love it, I get to pick the projects I work on, and I set my own hours.

      Not everyone is made to work for themselves. I couldn't and won't have it any other way.

    4. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by Frater+219 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      When I managed a computer store and someone came in who was A+ certified, it was almost a strike against them. I found repeatedly that the technicians that were self-taught were far better at maintaining their skills in a rapidly changing environment.

      I'm of two minds about this matter. On the one hand, it's obvious that a lot of the "certification" courses hinge on rote recitation of lessons which may have little indeed to do with the real world -- and fail to test either the underlying principles of knowledge, or the experience, that are really needed to be certifiably skilled. It's clear, too, that a shallow knowledge of the technology that happened to be fashionable a few years ago is not going to help you much a few years from now.

      However, I also firmly believe that the skills and knowledge -- and the deeper understanding -- needed to work with computers are not the exclusive province of those who seem like born hacker wizards. These are things that can be taught and learned, just as surely as people can learn a second language, or mathematics. The workings of computer electronics, or the algorithms that go into software, or the organization of a whole computer system are sometimes counterintuitive, but so is just about anything that's worth the effort of learning. What's more, most people are going to learn these things better with a teacher or guide who can point them in the right direction.

      It takes time, and it takes effort -- and as with anything, expending effort in a "self-directed" fashion is no guarantee of success, when that direction is wrong. I used to work with one unfortunate case who had observed coworkers with more background than she had, and had come to the conclusion that printing out reams of PHP documentation and studying it like a monk would make her into a Web programmer. It did not work -- she could recite all sorts of things about specific functions, but had no idea how to put functions together to accomplish a task. She seemed to find it incredibly unjust that expending effort was not necessarily rewarding.

      It's true that many of the present institutions for teaching IT skills and certifying technicians are abject failures for that purpose. Many are able to teach and to test only the shallowest of knowledge; first, because they categorically fear teaching "theory" (read: background knowledge), and second, because they wish to be salable to those with no experience. However, these are not necessary flaws, but signs of the desperation of the current market. It is very profitable to bullshit when there's a lot of bullshit flying around and people can't tell you're bullshitting -- this is as true now as it was in the days of snake-oil merchants.

      But snake oil doesn't sell forever.

    5. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by fgb · · Score: 1

      There is some truth to that. My own experience was a bit different. I built my own computer and taught myself to program during high school. By the time I started college, I was already building my own compilers. I still found getting a degree in computer science very valuable to me. It went a long way to filling in a lot of the gaps in my knowledge. More importantly, it helped me realize how little I actually knew and how shallow that knowledge was.

    6. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I place zero value in any of these certifications.


      hmmm... based on your post it sounds like you actually place NEGATIVE value on certification. it seems pretty silly to me for you to PENALIZE people for HAVING a cert!
    7. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the Sabbath, and keep it holy. Good for you! Too often this is a luxurie for sysadmins. Shame on our bosses!

    8. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I attribute my success (6 figures last year working at home in pajama and tiger slippers when I want to) to blessings from keeping this (and the other) commandment to the best of my ability.

      My week consistently goes better when I have taken off Sunday and spent it as a day of rest and reflection (accept for Alias at 8 PM...).

      I was once doing a contract for a company in Taiwan, and had spent 3 days trying to wrap my head around a nasty piece of recursive code, with no success. Sunday had rolled around and I needed that portion of the project due and ready to demo on Tuesday morning.

      I had the choice between going to a church meeting that night or working. After a struggle I chose the meeting. And right in the middle of the meeting my head literally filled up with line upon line of code. I took notes as fast as I could for about 3 minutes.

      The next morning I used the code in my project, as I had written and understood it the previous night, and it ran perfectly the first time! That was 3 years ago and I still look back to that experience as a source of strength.

      Our country (and all) would be a far better place if we kept our promises to the Lord, honored the sabbath, and weren't so quick to kick God out of our schools, government, and everyday lives.

      I honestly feel that it broke God's heart to turn his head on September 11th and allow our enemies to humble us. But that is exactly what we, as a nation, had asked Him repeatedly to do: Leave us alone.

      And it breaks my heart how little we, as a nation, learned from that experience, and how quickly we forget.

  43. Private vs. state institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being relatively new to the field (1 prior IT job doing entry level SQL Server queries, tons of personal experience), subjects like this always seem kind of...broad, to say the least.

    We all know Mom and Pop Tech opened 6 months ago aren't going to be dishing out highly trained people with degrees impressing employers, but what about state-run institutions?

    I'm currently finishing up my Networking Associate degree at Gwinnett Technical College in Georgia. People seem to run both sides of the spectrum in my graduating class, from people who need to be told how to use a DOS command line in a Windows 2000 Active Directory Infrastructure class to people like myself who either know it or can figure it out themselves in 2 seconds without assistance.

    My question is are private institutions teaching IT frowned upon versus state schools, or is it all pretty much equal except for a few top notch schools such as MIT?

    In addition, how can you get your foot in the door with a degree that employers shrug their shoulders to? From what I've heard asking around, the best thing to do fresh out of school is to get some certificates such as A+ and Net+ that actually prove you know what the Hell you're doing rather than passing an easy curriculum at school. If certificates are worth something, then what's the preferred certificate(s) to get? If no/most certificates or degrees aren't worth a damn, then how are you supposed to start a career in IT?

    1. Re:Private vs. state institutions by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really do believe that certain certifications have a little bit of value as I've known many incompetent people in the IT fields who would've not been able to pass even the A+ or Network+ tests.

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    2. Re:Private vs. state institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need to get certificates just to land your first job coming out of school, that school ripped you off.

      Most of these certificates and degrees aren't worth that much. Certainly none of them are worth 18 months experience and a good recommendation from someone the hiring boss trusts isn't bullshitting.

      If you are having a hard time getting that first job, go after part time and contract work, doing stuff like setting up new computers for small businesses. Each one of those little contracts gives you something to put on your resume, and the networking that you do by talking to those people will get you a real job.

    3. Re:Private vs. state institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, an MCSE has a little value out there - I worked beside a fellow in our IT office who was an MSCE guy - or so he presented himself when he was hired...

      He kept asking all sorts of questions about how network and tcp/ip and name servers, ssl, and pop3 email worked... he was reluctant to install patches on servers even when the rest of us demonstrated the need for the patch to fix a service we required and that it would not cause more harm than good (rare for an NT patch)...

      we found out three months after he left the company that he really did not have the certification he held himself out to have. No wonder he was asking all of those questions.

  44. Ten years. by Phs2501 · · Score: 5, Informative
    This seems like as good a time as any to mention Peter Norvig's Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years, an interesting look into the "NOW NOW NOW" attitude that is present in the computer industry (and the insane number of "Teach Yourself $skill in \d+ (days|hours)" books out there). This attitude is a part of what these tech training schools represent, and probably a reason why it hasn't worked out so well for them.

    It also has very good advice for becoming an accomplished programmer.

  45. Tech Skilz Mills not a good idea by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Are you happy with your job? Think there's better? THERE IS (cue music). Become a certified network engineer or software developer at MADSKILLZ. Technology jobs are still paying well - our graduates make as much as $100,000 per year! Student loans available, call now and we'll throw in a comlimentary scale model Porsche - just like the one you'll be driving after you become a certified network engineer or software developer at MADSKILLZ!"

    Why is anyone surprised that companies that advertise get rich quick schemes like this are going under? Dear trial lawyers - better sue quick because the IT certificate industry is going to die.

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  46. Glut of IT courses means market saturation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was involved as a lead instructor in the first 1 year full-time Network Technician program in Canada which started in 1994. The program was oriented to PCs and LANs. Typically, it graduated between 15 and 25 students per year for the next 7 years. The graduates were fairly quickly employed and for a city of close to 1 million, it was well respected and supported by the IT community. 15-25 graduates per year was a good balance for employment opportunities, the job market was not saturated and the starting salaries were reasonable.

    It was interesting to watch as other post secondary institutes and even other departments at our institute jumped on the IT bandwagon. When I left the program in 2001, our institute was graduating close to 500 IT grads/year, not to mention the local University and College graduating an equal amount. Then there were the private schools were pumping out MSCEs and CNEs and now Cisco engineers.

    The fact is that the market is saturated and the gravy train is over. Our school is hurting because we receive funding from the provincial government based on graduate's employment placement rate (for example: 93% employed after 6 months in their field of study). For the first time in 10 years, I've noticed that the placement rate description has changed from 6 months to 1 year and they've dropped the reference to "field of study" from the statistics. The IT programs are really hurting for enrollment also. People are wising up to the fact that it is difficult to get a job in IT with just a piece of paper.

  47. Re:You have degrees working for you. WOW! by kfg · · Score: 4, Informative

    The BSCS and Phd. CS guys that I've worked with always seemed like they were trained for research instead of getting the product shipped.

    As it should be. The mistake was hiring scientists when engineers were wanted.

    A doctorate is a research degree. By definition.

    You don't hire an architect to hammer nails, and if he applies you have to realize he's going to need training as a carpenter.

    KFG

  48. They should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...train people to use Linux. That would be thinking ahead.

  49. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by Isca · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know which is funnier.

    The post talking about knowing frontpage and wanting an 80k a year salary, or the totally serious reply wanting to help.

  50. Private Tech Schools should be outlawed by sunaj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find the idea of private tech schools to be abhorant and I find it equally abhorant that our federal (Canadian) government so willingly supports them. Federal job creation schemes will pay up to 2/3 of a $20,000.00 tuition plan for a student to attend a private school, because their programs are typically only nine months long. The bean counter feds see this as meaning the students will get into the job force quickly, but they fail to see that the student does NOT get a job. The same federal department will not pay one cent for a person to attend a 3 year program at an accredited institution (where the tuition is typically less than for a private school, for the full 3 year program!), where the student takes longer to get into the job force, but is pretty well guaranteed a job. This makes me want to scream.

    I have a 3 year technology diploma, but a few years ago I was unemployed for several months, and entered a private school for some "upgrading". What a farce. Basically these schools guarantee that if you pay the tuition, and attend the correct number of classes, you WILL get a "technology" diploma. They DO NOT guarantee certification, etc. If you are smart enough, and can hold enough useless data in your brain for long enough, they can even forcefeed some students enough facts to pass those hilarious "certification" multiple choice "exams" private industry uses. Not meaning to belittle them, but I was in class with people who, just a few weeks ago, were hair dressers, taxi/truck drivers, waiters, secretarties, etc. These people were assured (and they beleived), that in just 9 short months they would magically become computer "specialists", and they could compete with me for jobs. That's pretty amazing, when you realize that I had a 3 year technology program, 2 years of university, and over 20 years of work experience under my belt. Because of these outright lies and misrepresentations, I for one am happy to see most of the private "technical" schools disappear.

  51. ITAA is the enemy !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harris Miller, leader of the ITAA, is an immigration lawyer who cemented his reputation
    by getting more guest workers for the California
    agriculture industry.

    Impressed by his work, Bill Gates hired him
    to lead the drive to expand the H1-B program
    for a similar expansion of guest workers for
    the high-tech industry. Sadly, he suceeded.

    Now his ITAA is lobbying for more outsourcing.

    The ITAA's research is shoddy and their predictions
    serve their sponsors.

  52. certifications mean nothing by segment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but certs mean little nowadays. People on the NANOG list, SF lists, IPSlists they all argue this. Companies who hire strictly on certs should be ashamed of themselves. Now I'm not saying all cert holders are stupid, hell many know their stuff inside out, but studying for an exam is not equivalent to knowing your stuff.

    How many people have come across someone on a mailing list asking for help for typical stuff all the while their attachment has their proudly pimped status written on it... CCNA, CCDP, CISSP. I've seen them all, and I've seen one too many times big corporations with clueless rejects administrating their networks:

    Thread-Topic: Help understaing startup scripts.
    Thread-Index: AcP14pt9Qx+3Mc+tT0Ky9WLsNty4yw==
    To: sunmanagers!sunmanagers.org
    X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Feb 2004 05:46:52.0807 (UTC)
    X-UBS-Disclaimer: Version $Revision: 1.25 $
    Subject: Help understaing startup scripts.

    Greetings Gurus,

    I have a question.....

    When I login to one of the UnixBoxes in the network,all my settings get changed e.g home, aliases, and prompt etc. This happens only in one machine not with all others. This has started happening only after my loginID was included in new Unix Group and Netgroup. Does that mean there are scripts which run at unix group or Netgroup level? How can I see which scripts are responsible for these setting changes?

    Thanks,
    Sanjay

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    I don't mean to pick on this one person, I know too many times I see the same stuff over and over, and wonder how the hell could companies hire clueless people. I remember I worked for a company who if you sent a resume in with your newly acquired MSCE cert staus you met Mr. Shredder. I also remember meeting three people who supposedly had CCNA's only to find out they were forgeries and the company I was working for never checked them. So again, from my perspective certs mean you have the capability to read and grasp something, but admining something at 4:00am is a different story altogether.
    1. Re:certifications mean nothing by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:certifications mean nothing by NineNine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know I'll get modded down, but this guy is probably a product of India's certification schools, that pump out people with degrees, certifications, etc. with the express purpose of getting US tech jobs. They get very real education. I've run into many, many people like this, and worked with them, and they're the same. They may have a degree or certification, but half the Indians I worked with wouldn't know HTML from Cobol.

    3. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i have to confirm this; maybe from another point of view

      when i was 20 years old, studying informatics at a university, i have found my first real job

      i have got a chance to work on real things, and see my algorithms being used by real people, not just producing some useless results to satisfy a lector

      i have decided to follow this chance, quit university and i was working for cca one year with a lower salary then i could get if i would finish university (3 years later ...)

      after one year, i have been known in the company; after two years, i have been respected in the company, and after three years i started becoming a key person in some projects

      of course, one could say that i had an advantage, i started with programming when i was 15, i have participated at some international competitions on high school level and got some medals
      but this fact was (maybe) considered only during the first meeting between myself and my first boss

      i don't want to say that diploms and certifications are useless, i just think that they won't help you except for getting higher salary at the very beginning (unless you want to work in a public sector of course ..)

      company is not paying employees for the certificates they've got, but for their knowledge and ability to use it - and turn it into a profitable product
      certificates can make your life easier from the very beginning but after couple of months, it all gets down to what you are really capable of

      i am doing quite a lot of work with oracle; several months ago i was considering to get an oracle certificate
      after some inquiries what do i need to know to get that, i have realized that i'm never going to make it

      not because i'm stupid, but because i don't need to know all the things required -> i have the 'big picture' in my mind, i know how to read documentation, and i know how to use google

      again; i don't want to say that the oracle certificate is a bad or useless thing
      i have just realized that i don't need to keep all the things in my head, i only need to know where to look for them, and how to use them

      it was the same at university; i was supposed to learn things of which i never use everything
      if i would be supposed to learn how to use them, and where to find them if they are needed; that's a good thing
      but if i should memorize them to satisfy some so-called exams -> what is it all good for ?

    4. Re:certifications mean nothing by cot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Sorry to burst your bubble, but certs mean little nowadays. People on the NANOG list, SF lists, IPSlists they all argue this. Companies who hire strictly on certs should be ashamed of themselves"

      You're turning this into a black and white issue.

      The first part of your statement is that certs are essentially useless. The second part of the statement is that the consensus is that people who hire based ONLY on certs are foolish. The second statement does NOT support the first!

      It supports the statement "Certs are not, on their own, a good measure of someone's capabilities" which seems a fair statement to me. But to jump from their to "Certs are toiletpaper" seems pretty silly.

      Note that this is coming from someone with a degree and no certs, with no real personal interest in defending them.

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    5. Re:certifications mean nothing by Jim+Starx · · Score: 5, Funny
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    6. Re:certifications mean nothing by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a company called STG. There's a diploma mill in India also called STG. People called us up all the time, bitching about the school. "Um, I'm sorry, we're in the US, not in Inida. Yes, we're sure. Bye now".

    7. Re:certifications mean nothing by pantycrickets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't mean to pick on this one person, I know too many times I see the same stuff over and over, and wonder how the hell could companies hire clueless people. I remember I worked for a company who if you sent a resume in with your newly acquired MSCE cert staus you met Mr. Shredder.

      What gave you the impression that the guy you singled out was misrepresenting himself as some sort of uber-geek, as you make yourself out to be?

      From what I can tell the only things you can ascertain from his email are that he works at a company (ok), and doesn't understand how some aspects of the system he's using work.

      So? Shredding someone's resume because they got an MCSE is pretty ignorant I might add anyway. Why not shred it if they have a Mexican sounding name, after all.. are Mexicans known for their outstanding tech skills? It would be equally asinine. I know plenty of people who have MCSE's and countless other certs who did it just based on the thinking that "Hey, it's probably better than not having them."

      This elitist attitude is pretty sickening. And it usually comes from people who themselves don't have any experience working in a large tech company. Sort of like the armchair quarterbacks shouting things like "Oh man, I could do that! Geez, this guy doesn't know anything." But not stepping up to do it themselves.

      And by the way, I don't have an MCSE, or any real certifications for that matter. I don't even have a high school diploma, and that's never kept me out of work.

    8. Re:certifications mean nothing by kalieaire · · Score: 1

      How many people have come across someone on a mailing list asking for help for typical stuff all the while their attachment has their proudly pimped status written on it... CCNA, CCDP, CISSP. I've seen them all, and I've seen one too many times big corporations with clueless rejects administrating their networks: this is what happens when you outsource it to india.

    9. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen man, I don't know .....should I scream ... or should I stay calm.....

      Well, 3 years a go I finished my bachelor degree in Electrical Engineering....I had high interest in IT and Telecommunication so I picked all my optional courses to be in Telecommunications ....u know.... the signaling and modeling of waves courses.....any way the dotcom bubble got popped........and I can't find a job...what the hill u expecting me to do?!!!...Sit down home and read slash dot?!!!!!!!

      I decided to continue my education ...hoping to make a better chance and the market will "heal up" a littlie bit.....so I started my Master degree in Internetworking...the program has a high emphasize in hands-on experience.....so and not to waste the time and to hit many birds with one stone. I got my CCNA and CCIP......guess what?!!! Until now ...I can't find a job.

      I am not asking here for sympathy but I am asking u to tell me what would u do if u where in my position.....I tried different methods ...even to get hired as a volunteer .....Nothing worked and every body just don't give a dame to my effort to make better of my self.......not the companies nor you....yes nor you...because you are setting behind your screen saying that Certs are no use....how would it be of good use if I or at least the one in my situation don't get the chance to prove that they are worth the effort and money spent to get them.....see...this is no cram session here that I wasted my money for so I can get a promotion...this is my way of life that I was trying to make better and therefore have better chance in getting a job......how would I be good or even gain the "so called required experience" if I can't get hired at the first place "just because I don't have enough experience to do the work".....

      Anyway....all what I wanted to say is ......whom his hand in water is not like whom his hand in fire.........

      Got me a job?!!.......e-mail me......w7aggag - at- exite.com

    10. Re:certifications mean nothing by qtp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but half the Indians I worked with wouldn't know HTML from Cobol.

      Hell,more than half the MSCEs I've worked with don't know HTML from Cobol. And these guys were "educated" here in the US. So what's your point?

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    11. Re:certifications mean nothing by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From my experience, here are some of the things NT 4.0 MCSEs have not known how to do:

      --open up a UDP port on a firewall (because he didn't even know what UDP was)
      --how to ftp ("Where do I find a program that lets me ftp?" he asked)

      In fact, just yesterday an MCSE I worked with didn't even know what an MD5 hash was (much less how to check it for a file). A coworker told me an MCSE he once worked with didn't even know how to telnet.

      NT 4.0 MCSE certs are hardly worth the paper they're written on, IMO. 2000 track MCSEs are better. The verdict is still out on the 2003 track.

    12. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know I'll get modded down, but [remainder ignored]
      Alas, I have no mod points today! Your undeserved karma is safe... for now.
    13. Re:certifications mean nothing by the+arbiter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't mean to be disrespectful, but there is no way, even if you were the greatest programmer on earth, that I would hire you as a coder. You can neither write nor spell. And you better believe that it counts.

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    14. Re:certifications mean nothing by paganizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a aside to this; I have been working on computers/electronics/ etc since the mid-80's; when the dot-com bubble was bursting, I was working as a network/security engineer for a medium large bank chain; I went on from that to running a 6000 computer WAN network. In the 6 weeks between those I decided, for the heck of it to get my MCSE.
      When I finally managed to extricate myself from the nightmarish (EVIL coworker) government job, I couldn't find ANYTHING outside of a couple weeks here & there. I finally decided to just say screw it and retire from the field when a recruiter told me that they are taking resumes with MCSE cert & no CS degree and shredding them.
      I experimentally tried out my pre-MCSE resume on a couple of employers, and got near-immediate hits.
      I'm not saying this is the case now, and might not have been anything but a fluke then, but I still think it's weird.

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    15. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 3, Funny

      you've forgot to add that my english is terrible as well

      it is not enough that i'm willing to write
      someone has to be also willing to read

    16. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigh
      $5 says english isn't his primary language. His english was atleast good enough to get the point across which i'd bet is better than you could do in a different language.

    17. Re:certifications mean nothing by Kruid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait a minute!!! You start off bitching about people with certs asking basic questions. Where, in this example you posted, does the author claim to have *any* certifications whatsoever?

      I don't know what certifications you hold, but they aren't for persuasion or logic.

      -k
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    18. Re:certifications mean nothing by vedic+math · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Happened in India after the dotcom bust too. A lot of fly by night "computer education institutes" mushroomed overnight during the boom. Was a time when you could land a decent paying job, armed with a java developer certificate handed out by these institutes. The courses lasted anywhere between 3 weeks to 2 years, and yes they also came with a "job guarantee". No prizes for guessing, over 90% of them disappeared faster than they had sprung up. With the job market witnessing a lot of traction of late, I wouldn't be surprised to see a repeat.

    19. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, uh... are there scripts that run at the netgroup level?

    20. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It supports the statement "Certs are not, on their own, a good measure of someone's capabilities" which seems a fair statement to me. But to jump from their to "Certs are toiletpaper" seems pretty silly.

      Jesus in a jumpsuit, why can't people get it right!?!

      their : ownership-they own it, it's theirs
      there : location-it's over there
      they're : contraction-they are
      all 3: They're over there with their stuff.

      I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but the amount of time I spent re-parsing that multiplied by the number of people who browse at +3 is certianly greater than the amount of time it would take you to learn these 3 simple homonyms. You wouldn't give off that "I'm a fucking idiot" auroa either if you just learned proper English.

    21. Re:certifications mean nothing by Doofus · · Score: 1


      don't you mean "edumacated"?

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    22. Re:certifications mean nothing by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I didn't see any spelling problems (wasn't reading carefully though). Also, I don't know how you can tell if someone can write well when they are writing in a casual manner using ellipses on a message board of little consequence. I imagine if he/she was writing an important document, he/she will check it more carefully, run it through the spellcheker, etc. What you are doing is akin to judging someone's verbal skills by reading IRC logs.

      Lastly, and most importantly, I don't know why you would base a technical hiring decision on writing skills. If you won't hire a coder that can't write that well (and this guy isn't bad by any stretch), does that mean that you will hire someone who can write well but can't program very well?

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    23. Re:certifications mean nothing by raju1kabir · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Shredding someone's resume because they got an MCSE is pretty ignorant I might add anyway. Why not shred it if they have a Mexican sounding name, after all.. are Mexicans known for their outstanding tech skills?

      Count me among the MCSE-shredders.

      I have observed a strong correlation between trumpeting MCSE and being a totally ignorant useless waste of skin, at least at the keyboard.

      I have not observed that same correlation with Mexican last names (e.g., de Icaza).

      YMMV. There is no need to remind me that there are exceptions; I believe you. When I have 1000 resumes to sift through, a quick filter like that is helpful. No way all 1000 are going to get a full read.

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    24. Re:certifications mean nothing by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      i had a similar problem.

      Then I learned about appropriate capitalization.

    25. Re:certifications mean nothing by d99-sbr · · Score: 1

      The benefit of stuffing your head before an exam is primarily that having known something once, reading up on it later will be much easier. This applies to most kinds of exams/certificates.

      Personally, the combination of insights that "I'm supposed to know this", and "this sounds familiar", translates into a much quicker learning curve the second time over.

    26. Re:certifications mean nothing by pantycrickets · · Score: 1

      YMMV. There is no need to remind me that there are exceptions; I believe you. When I have 1000 resumes to sift through, a quick filter like that is helpful. No way all 1000 are going to get a full read.

      Yeah, I guess I can understand it from that angle. I would probably agree that someone who's most prominent feature was the fact that they had an MCSE wasn't so hot. Especially if I had 1000 resumes in front of me. I guess I just misunderstood the original post, and it made me upset.

    27. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 1

      i don't have a feeling that this works for me as you've described

      i would change it into "having understood something once, reading up on it later will be much easier"

      you can learn a mathematical method as a sequence of steps; and you will forgot it after couple of months without using it; and i bet that learning it the second time won't be much easier

      you can understand such mathematical method, not memorizing the sequence of steps but being able to find out these steps on your own (given enough time, which is usually not a case during exam)
      i personally thing that this 'understanding' lasts much longer, and as you've said, learning the stuff the second time will be much easier

      i don't know if it is more general, but my mind simply refuses (or makes it harder) to memorize something which is has a logic and i understand it

    28. Re:certifications mean nothing by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

      I'm getting a ccna as a backup for my career (gonna work up to ccie), personally, I see certs as a pain in the ass, If I ran a company, I'd rather test out all hopeful applicants on a simulation before actually being hired, test their work in a situation where it's needed. not some fancy title saying they're smart, sadly, this is what my family goes on, and this is why I dont even get recognition with my inlaws about my knowledge on computers, and why my uncle in law's son gets all the recognition, because he attended one of these joke tech schools, paid 10 grand to get in, and got some pretty certs. that's about it, and not to mention he's been in jail a few times between graduation and now for drug possession, and other misc crap.

      point is, I would be testing ability over a face plate, certs are all fine and nice, but does that mean you actually took the course or absorbed the information?
      Personally, I think companies need to check ability. sadly, for most computer related jobs, (schools, common businesses, etc) all you need to know is how to startup windows, get the network running and in order, and twiddle your thumbs. mostly in schools. our school tech is an MSCE, has a nice expensive car, etc.. but, he's insecure, he panics, he jumps to conclusions, accuses people for his shortcomings, etc. which isnt a good tech for you. he tried to have the computer repair class taken out because he though they were messing with "his" network.. so I get pissed, look at it one day (this is about after a week of network downtime and he still couldnt figure what happened.) it was so simple it hurt. he had plugged a patch cable into the back of a hub in the wrong port... should have been in the uplin port to the wall.

      another case of "certification"

      most people dont seem to understand, you may need certs, but the steps to get them are not what is gonna teach you, you gotta learn the good stuff on the side.

    29. Re:certifications mean nothing by mcocke · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - I've known a lot of American born, American educated idiots with all kinds of degrees and certs who I wouldn't trust with a pair of scissors. For years I've held a theory that when they give you a Ph.d in the US, it's a trade - they give you the paper, you turn in your common sense.
      As for "Joes pawnshop and school of data processing", I've run across many, MANY graduates of that too... I'm usually the one who gets hired to go clean up the incredible mess they caused. At about half what they earn, and then I get fired when everything is ticking over smoothly.

      I've said for years - certs prove that you have enough money go to to a school, they don't prove you learned anything while you were there. Unfortunately, the suits in charge of hiring and firing know less than nothing about what's actually involved in keeping the computers running. Half of them don't even know what's involved in keeping the COMPANY running. They can read a balance sheet, but not the writing on the wall.

    30. Re:certifications mean nothing by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
      it was the same at university; i was supposed to learn things of which i never use everything if i would be supposed to learn how to use them, and where to find them if they are needed; that's a good thing but if i should memorize them to satisfy some so-called exams -> what is it all good for ?
      This is the usual first year student rant, also know as "will this be on the exam" but it still needs to be answered since the answer isn't obvious.

      Univerities are not traditional trade schools, and decent trade schools aren't anymore either. They don't take the approach of showing you how to hold the tool and how to twist it to produce part #637. When the design changes your knowlege is now worth very little. Universities try to teach understanding, how to apply your knowlege on slight variations, where to go to get more knowlege, and the shocking fact that precisely what you are trying to do may not have been done by anyone before, so you can't look it up and need to find distantly related information.

      As an example, some time back I used to run lab sessions in materials science for engineering students, and every few weeks there would be an electrical engineering student who would ask why he had to learn all this boring strength of materials stuff. An answer I frequently gave is that people sit on mobile phones, so the designer has to consider that. You can't always afford to go running off to someone else for little things like that. You have to have some sort of clue if you want to look up the information on how to design the case and internals of the phone to cope with that, which means knowing a lot of boring little details about how things break, many of which will never be on the exam but may ultimately be useful. You won't have time in ten years time to read that textbook from cover to cover, but some vague half remebered details may be enough so that you'll know what to look up.

      The object of the course/certification is not to get a pretty peice of paper, or even just to be able to pass the exam, but to get some understanding that you can apply. The pretty piece of paper is just a symbol of that knowlege, and the last time I had to actually show somone the degree was five jobs ago. Even in a fairly widely removed field that knowlege still applies for me, I still need to know about sound propagation through complex solids, heat transfer, and some material science, even though I just keep the computers running for a bunch of geophysicists . It's a lot of seemingly unrelated stuff, but it's surprising what sort of things are relevant. Knowing all sorts of spurious facts makes it a lot easier to put the brushwork into that "big picture", knowing where to go in the menu is not going to help if the user interface changes radically.

      i have just realized that i don't need to keep all the things in my head, i only need to know where to look for them, and how to use them
      Sometimes we don't have the luxury of the time to learn new skills, which is why the exams try to find what skills/knowlege you have. Whether it does it well or not is another story. We all know office people who need hours of retraining every time a new version of Word or Microsoft OS comes out since they are too lazy to consider things from any other perspective other than getting the current task done - it's worth considering an extreme like that, and considering how much furthur you want to go (technically) than those people.
    31. Re:certifications mean nothing by Neumann · · Score: 1

      Maybe I am missing something, but where in this example does it indicate that this person has a certification?

      In addition, I am doubting the wisdom of posting the text of an email that specifically states "This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail" to slashdot as I dont see any reference to slashdot.org in the "to" field.

    32. Re:certifications mean nothing by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "NT 4.0 MCSE certs are hardly worth the paper they're written on, IMO. 2000 track MCSEs are better."

      It's not the cert, it's the person. You can go out and get 10 different industry certs, but does that mean you actually know 10 different technologies? No. It means you studied enough to pass the cert exam. This of course, must be backed up with hands on experience. We all know that there is no substitute for that.

      Where I currently work, we have cert requirements. They're there because that is a minimum level that a candidate should have achieved in order to function in the position. That doesn't mean we don't weed out candidates who have certs, but little real world experience through the interview process. Of course resume fakery could be anentirely new thread. ;)

    33. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telnet is not secure, unless your tunneling it through something like ssh. So who cares if someone can't telnet. Your probably better of having someone not know how to use telnet then to.

    34. Re:certifications mean nothing by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but certs mean little nowadays.

      Sorry to burst YOUR bubble, but certs mean more today than you think. I spent most of last year trying to get a new job. I have almost 15 years of experience in. Proven experience with a BROAD range of technologies, yet very little in the way of certifications. I thought as you did before I started looking, but quickly learned that certs are a necessity. One interviewer actually explained why, though:

      "Think of it this way...five years ago, everyone was clambering to certs regardless of them having experience with those products or not. Paper mills were sending housewives and househusbands out with no experience, but a long laundry list of certs. Some of them managed to get hired, and now they have five years experience as well as certification. That's what you're working against."

      I agree that it's wrong. Most of those "paper people" may have 5 years experience, and they still don't know what they're doing, but in terms of initial impressions, it sure looks like it on paper. Granted, they find out later how bad the person might be, but that doesn't help you now.

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    35. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 1

      > like that. You have to have some sort of clue if
      > you want to look up the information on how to
      > design the case and internals of the phone to cope
      > with that, which means knowing a lot of boring
      > little details about how things break, many of

      i'm working in a different field; and because i really don't know these little details about how things break, i can't compare

      of course that there are fields where instant knowledge is the only way to make instant decision; and many of them have to be done instantly
      but when you are talking about algorithmical development, and you measure time in days, not in hours, minutes or seconds, what is it good for to know 30 mathematical formulas which you don't need at the moment ?
      as long as i know that it exists, and i know how it works, i just need to take the right book and i read it once to have the knowledge temporarily in my head again

      i haven't said that learning is not important, but for me, learning is about learning how the thing works and how they can be used, not memorizing them

      if i use something often, i will learn it automatically; just by using
      not because it is a part of course xyz, but because i really need it at that time

      > The object of the course/certification is not to
      > get a pretty peice of paper, or even just to be
      > able to pass the exam, but to get some
      > understanding that you can apply. The pretty
      > piece of paper is just a symbol of that
      > knowlege, and the last time I had to actually
      > show somone the degree was five jobs ago. Even

      unfortunately this is not always true
      i've seen similar courses like these referred by the article; and some of those are not about learning, but about memorizing commands/things which nobody usually need to use
      of course, it is good to know that such commands are there, and how they work/how they can be used; but for knowing the exact syntax you can always consult reference manual; or even help

      > Sometimes we don't have the luxury of the time
      > to learn new skills, which is why the exams try
      > to find what skills/knowlege you have.

      i think that this highly depends on what are you doing
      if i need to spent one day reading some papers related to my work, to get new ideas, or to refresh forgotten knowldege; then it is not a luxury; i can easily take this time because it is worth it

    36. Re:certifications mean nothing by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      You are correct. It is the person. The cost of interviewing would be very high if you had a qualified person interview everyone who applied for the position as that person would be interviewing full time. So, you use the resume to weed out candidates who don't seem likely to qualify.

      When looking at a resume, positive experience is the most likely and compelling determinant for getting that interview. How does someone new to the profession get a chance? Certification exams were invented to address that need.

      It is both an art and a science to develop a test that truly and accurately evaluates the tester's capabilities and knowledge. It is not easy. IMHO, MSFT's attempts to develop such exams are a complete and dismal failure.

      In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to reveal that it has been seven years since I have taken (and passed) a Microsoft certification program. At that time, my employer needed a certain number of developers to be certified in order to improve the company's relationship with MSFT. I already had a BSCE and eight years of professional experience. I could tell right away that the tests were pitiful at evaluating knowledge or experience.

      My experience with more recent MSCEs seem to indicate that nothing has changed. Some are good. Some are bad. The MSCE status indicates only that you had enough initiative and discipline to stop playing video games long enough to do something about your career.

    37. Re:certifications mean nothing by vingt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> You wouldn't give off that "I'm a fucking idiot" auroa either
      >> if you just learned proper English.

      What, pray tell, is "auroa"? I assume that one correcting another's English has a great command of same so, acknowledging my own ignorance, I ask for help with expansinion of my vocabulary...

    38. Re:certifications mean nothing by dbIII · · Score: 1
      i'm working in a different field; and because i really don't know these little details about how things break, i can't compare
      It's an example of something that doesn't look like it's related but is. Maybe something that would be more relevant to you is your database can't run because your test server is down due to something trivial. You may need to know how to fix that problem which has nothing at all to do with a database, and having to wait for someone else to fix it all the time may directly threaten your job due to having very narrowly focused knowlege (ie. only knowing what is on the exam).

      i think that this highly depends on what are you doing if i need to spent one day reading some papers related to my work, to get new ideas, or to refresh forgotten knowldege; then it is not a luxury; i can easily take this time because it is worth it
      Deadlines. The problem is when one day becomes thirty your employer may well find someone else with a broader skill set. You can't look up the syntax of a command you've never heard of, you need to know it exists first.
      what is it good for to know 30 mathematical formulas which you don't need at the moment
      It's not as if it takes space used for other things, old stuff doesn't fall out of your brain just because you learn new things.
      i haven't said that learning is not important, but for me, learning is about learning how the thing works and how they can be used
      Precisely correct, but sometimes learning how a lot of things work and relating them together makes life a lot easier.
    39. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      de Icaza is possibly a Spanish last name?

    40. Re:certifications mean nothing by E_elven · · Score: 1

      I think spelling 'you' as 'u' counts as one. Using ellipses is fine, but one only has three dots. And there's no such combination as ?!, nor should one use more than one punctuation marker at a time.

      While the 'writing skills' don't directly tell you if someone's a good coder, it's an indication of meticulousness and could be a deciding factor between two equally good coders. And, of course, one's CV should never have spelling errors or other such.

      It can backfire too, though. If the hiring manager is incapable of proper spelling and/or is grammatically challenged, they may feel hurt when some hippie-freaking-professor-wanna-be-hired spells better than themselves :)

      --
      Marxist evolution is just N generations away!
    41. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 1

      > Deadlines. The problem is when one day becomes
      > thirty your employer may well find someone else
      > with a broader skill set. You can't look up the
      > syntax of a command you've never heard of, you
      > need to know it exists first.

      i agree, on the other side, you don't need to learn the syntax in order to know that it exists
      so why should you learn the syntax then ? if you use it 20 times, you will probably remember it anyway; and if you don't use it at all, than you haven't 'wasted' the time by learning it

      why should one day become thrity ? i'm missing the link
      no database course can learn you to solve every possible problem which can happen

      if it learns you how to solve 20% of most common problems, than i think it is a bad course

      if it learns you how to find a solution to a database problem; and if it gives you some skills/clues to find it quickly, than it is a good one

      it may be that you will need more time to find a solution for a common problem (while you have it instantly after the first course); but most of the real life problems are not those from textbooks

      > what is it good for to know 30 mathematical
      > formulas which you don't need at the moment

      > It's not as if it takes space used for other
      > things, old stuff doesn't fall out of your brain
      > just because you learn new things.

      but it takes time to learn it

      in addition, i believe that it is much easier (and faster) to learn things which you need, then to learn them just because you are supposed to learn

    42. Re:certifications mean nothing by Nykon · · Score: 1

      yes but to play devil's advocate, why the hell would a MCSE need ot care what HTML or COBOL is?

      We take for granted that most of the people on slashdot are above the normal curve of users. Most of us are "jack of all trades" geeks, hardware/software/networking/etc. Yes i have turned down many a MCSE for hire,lol. BUT.. we take for granted that some people have a genuine interest in the technoligy and need a way into so that they may gain additional years of exp. For them MCSE was the only option they had to get their foot in the door.

      I'd say half the MCSEs i met were about as useful as most MBAs are,lol..but I was cracking on a former co-worker who was a MCSE because he was asking questions to me about Solaris that were very basic, similar to email clip a few posts above this one, about login scripts,sttings,etc..but then when it came down to it, I realised he was able to configure advanced settings on a WIN2k server that I didn't even knew windows2000 did.

      Just a reminder [myself included] "those who live in glass *ix houses, should not throw rocks"

      --
      "It's better to be a pirate then join the Navy"
    43. Re:certifications mean nothing by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I think spelling 'you' as 'u' counts as one.

      What's wrong with that? That is very popular and pretty normal. I can see you having problems with 'your' vs 'you're', or 'its' vs 'it's' but come on. You vs u? That's like slang...

      To make it worse, this is message board. Things like 'u' are perfectly acceptable. I can see you having problems with someone using 'u' in a formal document ;) but on a message board?

      Ruling out people for having spelling mistakes on their resumes is idiotic too--although everyone does it. People are seriously excluding talented individuals (perhaps like the original poster) because of such nitpicking. This is especially sad in scientific/engineering fields. I can see you ruling out people if it was humanities or languages or something. But science?

      You argue that people who make mistakes aren't careful or meticulous. Well, if care of language was important to the job (and I claim it isn't for most science and engineering), then you can use it. For instance, I can see you caring about language for jobs like PR spokesperson, translator, philosopher, and so forth. But I don't see any need for it when it comes to science and engineering. The reason most scientists and engineers can't write well is because languages aren't taught in school. There is a reason for it: languages skills aren't important to science and engineering.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    44. Re:certifications mean nothing by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      From my experience, here are some of the things NT 4.0 MCSEs have not known how to do:

      Predictable, seeing as how an MCSE covers the setup and minimal admin of a small windows network. If the course materials are to be believed, people still install coax ethernet.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    45. Re:certifications mean nothing by ITGuru23 · · Score: 1

      I appreciate this balanced response and I want to add a few points.

      First, I didn't get my technical job nine years ago with an MCSE, but my Master's degree certainly didn't hurt me when I applied. It didn't mean I know everything but it does mean (to competent managers) a person is able, at the very least, to envision a goal and complete a course of study. Indeed, I have moved up the ranks over the last nine years because I have continued to demonstrate that I still have the qualities I showed in taking on and completing a graduate course of study.

      Second, when my supervisor looks at resumes, the MCSE is a plus. It doesn't mean the person will be hired, but it is a plus -- only a moron would think otherwise. I will also attest, because I am speaking without bias, that at least one tech in our group is pretty damned incompetent -- EVEN THOUGH he has an MCSE. In fact most would agree he is the WORST in the group. Still, some might say that being at the bottom is better (for him) than not being able to find a job at all -- and I suspect he got the job because of that little bit of extra something his certification promised.

      I often hear that some managers shred resumes that bear the acronym MCSE, but I don't believe it unless the certification is accompanied by some other sign or signs that the person is not suited to the job -- for example, a complete lack of experience in IT or large gaps of time unaccounted for in a job history. To toss a resume ONLY because those four letters appear on it is total idiocy, and a competent manager wouldn't do it.

      Third, regarding the "clueless" person who might not know something about UNIX, anyone who works with computers ought to know that there are a bazillion things to know, and nobody knows them all. There is ALWAYS a detail that you don't know, and ALWAYS a mistake to make -- including whether to spell MCSE MCSE or MSCE. I'll tell you right now nine out of ten engineers I work with always spell "lose" as "loose," which I consider idiotic (and they CANNOT learn to spell it correctly); but that doesn't mean they can't troubleshoot a network or write savvy programs. So who knows everything? Raw scorn usually means insecurity, just like sarcasm about certification comes 90% from people who never bothered to get any.

      Finally, certification is costly. Whether it is worth the money and the time invested is a decision every individual has to make (I'm still paying off my student loans and I'm still angry about it). Maybe it's NOT worth it -- but to say a company will reject someone because (and only because) they have certification is like saying a company will reject someone because they know something about the job they're applying for. It's nonsense.

    46. Re:certifications mean nothing by E_elven · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying that writing 'u' was evil (although I personally think so:), I was clarifying the grandparent's post.

      Secondly, I think that if an applicant doesn't bother at least spell-checking their application, it shows they're not serious about it -while this may not be true for all cases, it is for most. If you have access to a computer to type up your resume, you have access to a spell checker, assuming you can't do it yourself. I would, of course, be prepared to give some slack in grammar to non-native speakers, but their spelling should be as good as a native's -again, they can use a spellchecker.

      Thirdly, I don't know where you come from saying that languages are not taught in schools. I'm pretty sure that most school systems (even the US one) teaches you your native language, and you usually have to take some courses in college, too. Sure, everyone is not taught a foreign language, but then if you can't speak the language, you shouldn't be on the project because it's bound to cause problems at some stage.

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    47. Re:certifications mean nothing by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying that writing 'u' was evil (although I personally think so:), I was clarifying the grandparent's post.

      So do u think the original poster was evil? Perhaps he is related to the devil. What do u think? ;)

      Thirdly, I don't know where you come from saying that languages are not taught in schools. I'm pretty sure that most school systems (even the US one) teaches you your native language, and you usually have to take some courses in college, too.

      I come from Canada and language skills are not taught in university. Unless you take humanities courses on your own (or as an elective), you can pretty much go through university without touching it--which many people do. The institution that accredits Canadian universities clearly does not believe that engineering and science graduates need to take language courses. I personally think they are right.

      Sure, everyone is not taught a foreign language, but then if you can't speak the language, you shouldn't be on the project because it's bound to cause problems at some stage.

      We are not talking about some guy not being able to communicate. We are talking about much more specific restrictions which you place (some would call it nitpicking ;) ). The original poster clearly wasn't someone who was poor at writing.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    48. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MSCE status indicates only that you had enough initiative and discipline to stop playing video games long enough to do something about your career.

      Amen.
      Same with college.
      Certs and degrees show initiative, not brains.

    49. Re:certifications mean nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes one wonder what kind of certs the parent poster has...

  53. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a little bit dense, aren't you?

  54. Re:why spend money on a dubious computer diploma.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    gee thanks - it wasn't really meant as a troll - but then I'm not moderating, am I?

    frankly someone who presents themselves to an employer as an eager, dedicated, person who has some amount of personality, can speak with people, and is willing to learn new things and enhance the skills they have at that time should be the ones hired over anyone with the certification or diploma from an uncredited university or some diploma mill school. No offense to the people who really try and learn things at these schools... there are the few that do.

    ..and yeah, I suppose that I've been kinda tempted to get one of those unacredited diplomas in some strange and obscure sounding profession to put up on the wall... It'd be an interesting conversation starter I suppose but then again, there's always Photoshop and a good laser printer.

  55. I call bullshit by mrcparker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unless you are at a shit school, a CS Major should have a damn good idea how a computer works. What university did this person come from? Your second comment on the person with the Masters in CIS screams bullshit also unless this person came out of a diploma mill.

    1. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      University of California Berkeley. I can introduce you to her, but if she finds out I posted this she'll completely kill me. :)
      I just defined AC

    2. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends .. is she a hot chick?

    3. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, skiny, and asian.

    4. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "She" was probably too busy protesting and watching her armpit hair grow to abnormal lengths to pay any attention in class.

    5. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you already posted under your real name you fucking moron.

    6. Re:I call bullshit by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can introduce you to her, but if she finds out I posted this she'll completely kill me. :)

      There's nothing worse than being partially killed.

    7. Re:I call bullshit by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      There's nothing worse than being partially killed.

      Maim vt: to mutilate, disfigure, or wound seriously.

      Ok, fair enough.

      --
      Is it fascism yet?
    8. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and asian

      You already said she went to Berkeley.

    9. Re:I call bullshit by pantycrickets · · Score: 1

      Unless you are at a shit school, a CS Major should have a damn good idea how a computer works. What university did this person come from? Your second comment on the person with the Masters in CIS screams bullshit also unless this person came out of a diploma mill.

      I've never bothered to pursue any "higher education" myself, but have worked with a number of those enlightened folks. I remember at IBM them hiring a bunch of kids from all over - BYU, University of Alabama, UCSD - mostly CS graduates, but some CIS as well. And let's just see they made me thankful I wasn't in the debt that they were. Regardless of where you get your certification, a university, TechSkills, ITT, or a cheerios box.. the fact is that if that's the only education you have, that you'll probably know a little about everything, and not a lot about much of anything in particular. That's always been my impression anyway, take it however you like.

    10. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most people in CS when I started my undergrad degree were in it simply because they heard they could make 80K out of college. Once the bubble burst class sizes dropped from around 300 to 80.

      It's not that they were dumb they were able to get A's on the exams because they would study just what was needed for the exam, cheat/link up with someone who knew how to code, and finish the programs. The problem was they just wanted to have a good job once they graduated and did not care about technology. The real defining difference I've found at this university is that the undergraduates that worked for the department doing research were the ones that cared about technology and could do whatever job you threw at them, though they didn't always have the GPA to prove it. The aforementioned I never found in the labs.

    11. Re:I call bullshit by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      You see, your friend here is only mostly dead. Mostly dead is a lot different from all dead.

    12. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Damn! And I had to drop out from Berkeley.

      The problem with Berkeley is that they treat Computer Science like a Mathematical Science. The Professors are not there to create programmers, they're there to enhance their own reputation, do their own research, and turn out graduate students. Also, it should be noted that her diploma is a BA, not a BS. At Berkeley, if you want a BS in Computer Science, you need to do EECS Option C, and that specific degree has a decent focus on Hardware.

    13. Re:I call bullshit by chialea · · Score: 1

      I did my undergrad at berkeley, myself, so I might be able to address a few of your points.

      1. Berkeley has some extremely good theory profs. Just like /every/ other top research school, they don't get tenure for teaching (in some schools profs are punished for teaching well), they get tenure for research. It is natural, though regrettable, that this is the case. Not as many students apply for a PhD program as you might think, especially as admissions are quite competetive, especially after the dot-com bust.

      2. The vast majority of CS grads from berkeley are from EECS, not L&S CS. As you said, this implies a BS, not a BA. The requirements in EECS are structured so that you need only take one "project" class, the three lower-div CS classes, the two lower-div EE classes, and some other assorted requirements to graduate. I took basically all theory and math classes, I know others who went differnt routes. Personally, I liked the flexibility. Classmates were very likely to be interested in that particular class and motivated by interest in the subject matter. So no, you don't need to do much hardware at all (in fact, until quite recently, it was LESS than in L&S CS) to graduate with an EECS degree.

      3. The professors at any top school are not there to create programmers. They are there to develop your critical thinking skills, ability to clearly communicate ideas, and give you strong background skills which are transferrable to many areas. Finance companies hire quite a few physics majors and CS majors (with a PhD by preference). They have no background in the work that they're asked to do, but they have the critical and mathematical skills required. Math is an extremely useful beast, in all areas of computer science. Code-monkey-ing is something which is going to be extremely easy to pick up with the skills you learn, and hopefully you'll have enough view of the bigger picture so that you can be more useful.

      Lea

    14. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, how did she get through the 61 series???

      I don't know if I should applaud her or run after her screaming for setting the gender equity movement back 50 years by flirting with her professors and/or GSIs and/or readers..

  56. "Like to make big money opening a tech school?" by Nova+Express · · Score: 1
    "Sure, we all would! Thanks to the Technical Institute of Institutes' patented methods, you can be pulling in money from gullible students in no time!"

    Seriously, however, the phrase "caveat emptor" should apply to spending money on training just as much as anyone else. I mean, just take a look at this priceless quote: "Most students go into these schools with the perception that the schools are going to watch out for their best interests," said Mary Jayne Fay." If that's true, then "most students" are utter dumbasses. Never assume that anyone else is ever going to watch out for your best interests. (And that includes bureaucrats with an interesting in scarfing up more taxpayer dollars for imposing more regulations. Like, say, Mary Jayne Fay...) That's your job, and no one else can do it for you. I don't assume that my landlord, my credit union, my grocer, or even Apple Computer are looking out for "my best interests." Why should trade schools be any different?

    I don't think any of these students were forced to take out loans at gunpoint, or to sign the contracts for classes. They guessed that they would be able to make enough money to make the investment worthwhile. They guessed wrong. It happens. Deal with it and move on.

    If any of these schools made did anything illegal then they should be prosecuted and as much money recovered and refunded as possible. If they didn't do anything illegal, it's just like signing a bad contract with any other service provider. Bankruptcies happen.

    The solution is smarter and wiser students, not more regulation.

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  57. Re:You have degrees working for you. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read Crispin's post again. Maybe you should try hiring some CS grads and have them tutor you a bit on reading comprehension.

  58. There was the perception that .. by morelife · · Score: 1

    a few months of computer training could lead to a fabulous job

    Yes, in your new fabulous job you'll be king among hamburger flippers.

    "I know TCP/IP, routing, and Checkpoint Firewalls."

    "Fill that ketchup you big mouth bitch."

  59. Weeding out by ataja · · Score: 1

    This doesn't surprise me. I've always called the "internet bust" a necessary weeding out of the unqualified. Schools like these represented the mentality of the time. "If you can spell JAVA, then you're a coder." Too many unqualified people entered the field due to the enormous amout of money being thrown at "cool" ideas. Of course, the programmers weren't the ones making the decisions it was the managers. And where did the managers come from -- usually friends of friends, or some sort of family relationship. A lot of these people took the quick route with these schools without the discipline required to remain sharp. It's the ability to learn and adapt to the new technologies that makes the greats great. Now the issue is that there are qualified people looking for jobs, but there are sooooo many people with the 1-2 years of experience flooding the hiring managers with resumes. Needle in haystack? Hopefully this "weeding out" will continue as new jobs are created and the pretenders are revealed. The qualified people will hopefully be the one's getting the jobs. Unfortunately this will take time. Until then, good luck!

  60. Oh yeah? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here is another wonderful example: A kid finishes a university, does not really learn anything except to kiss ass, starts working for a major company, works there as tech support, decides it's not enough money, goes to another company and after a couple of months of 'programming' moves into more senior position by presenting other people ideas as his own. The kid never stops to do that because it seems to work really great for him, the salary grows, so do the lies and brown-nosing. The kid with only 2 months of programming and 2 years of 'architecture' moves into management positions by playing golf with the 'right' people. The others who work their asses of watch the kid zoom by them even though literally everyone knows how he is doing that, only management does not care, they like flattery and lies and backstubbing. Well, the kid is still there.

    I would never want to work anywhere around such people but there seems to be an abundance of those.

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by MKalus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah well, it's called "Social Engineering". If that is paired with a lack of ethics you get managers and politicians or project managers.

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    2. Re:Oh yeah? by MakoStorm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear you. All the morons I went to school with are making a crap load more then I am. While I was busy learning how to get linux and windows to get along, he was shooting his mouth off telling how he likes unix because it was "easy to hack". I think all he knew about unix is that it was used in the movie jurrasic park.

      He dosent know crap, dosent know how to replace ram or replace a power supply, let alone make cables or troubleshoot a network connection. Now he is a IT manager of a Fed facility of 3,000 people, and I am on my last month of unemployment. Yeah I'm bitter. We graduated the same time.

      Sometimes I think its better to be a skilled bullshitter then to be a skilled tradesman.

      Oh well, the blue walmart vest calls me. I think I will be the only Microsoft certified anyone working in the produce dept.

    3. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there, done that. I was part of a 'team' of two. The Idiot I worked for was would become confused if he saw a hole in the ground. "Is that my ass?" he would ponder. Why in the hell would a team of 2 people need a mission statement? We had one. If there was a unix script to be written, I was it. If there was wiring to be done, I was it. Software configuration? Me. But, I was consistently left out of meetings. I was not allowed to access the vendors 'user error/resolution database'. After all, as an underling, I should have to figure out every system problem by myself. When others had gone down the road I would propose to solve problems and noted problems and 20/20 hindsite to do it better, I would be berated. An important server died one day (hard disk failure after 10 years 24/7/365). There was another server with an incomplete software build on it (from 10 years previous installation). At 2AM I finished it (even though I had only worked there 2 years), got the application 95% back by 3:15AM. The vendor agreed that the drive died (40 unrecoverable blocks and permanently damaged sectors where the head bounced --it was an old unix machine). End users believed --based on what the idiot I worked for-- that I caused the problem, even though it happened when I was at home. I never got any credit for saving the system. If my 'manager' had been there, the system would be dead for a month (or at least until I got there). I finally saw up-to-date manuals and documentation for the system --when the old software was retired, so I was still one major version behind. No problems though. Unix and NT are exactly the same. But my supervisor, man he could talk to his boss. They would spend hours pondering 'org charts' and 'mission statements'. I finally had enough when many of my ideas were presented as my supervisors ideas. No doubt my leaving meant 'oh, he's just not a team player'. What a fscking industry.

    4. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo Damn Right On!

    5. Re:Oh yeah? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      So rather than bitch, why don't you learn from this kid? Think of how far YOU could go if you had all the knowledge and hard work ethics, AND you were able to socially engineer your way up? People always whine about people who can manipulate their way to the top. While its ethically not the best practice, you DO have to give them credit for being good bullshitters. Like it or not, that skill makes money in this world, whether it is used to get a high position, politics, sales, you name it.

      You'd think a smart person would know how to adapt to best suit his world.

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    6. Re:Oh yeah? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not looking for anything like that, I am a contractor and I don't care about the corporate ladder, so I am right where I want to be. I would never want to be like that kid even if it meant better money or a position of power, if it takes kissing ass, then I am not interested. You do understand what principles are, don't you?

    7. Re:Oh yeah? by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be respected among my peers for my abilities than be an ass sucking, corporate ladder climbing weasel, concerned with only how much money I make and how good a bullshit artist I am... But, then again, that's only me.

  61. "Make $80,000 with you mcse or cisco cert" by 8400_RPM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of those scools were scams. My work paid for me to continue to stay on top of my certs. I would get stuck in these classrooms sometimes filled with truckdrivers, highschool dropouts, etc, all sold on the idea of getting rich quick with an mcse. Some didnt even have a home computer!!! But for $7,000 they could get a job making $70,000. Dumb people may deserve to lose their money, but these scamming training places also deserve to go bankrupt.

  62. Lying candidates/lazy employers also to blame? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm not trying to defend any institution that knowingly tries to get you a job without focusing on the skills necessary to do the job, aren't the candidates more to blame for the decline in the value of "fake paper money" (certificates and diplomas) as much, if not more, than the schools?

    It seems to me that during the IT heyday all it took for you to get in the door was enough fancy industry terms on your resume. "A+, NET+, MCSE, CCNA". People saw that and just assumed you were on the level. In reality, these people lied through their teeth to get the interview in the hopes they could bullshit their way into a cushy job selling widgets. Sure, the schools aren't really teaching their students and that has a huge impact, but shouldn't the blame also be given to employers who were too lazy/cheap to verify these certifications and candidates who felt lying to your potential future boss was the right way to start off a new job?

  63. corporate welfare by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think the story misses the issue. The primary purpose of these so-called schools are not to educate, but to abuse the corporate welfare system. These firms convince students, often desperately trying to find a better life for themselves, to submit applications for government backed loans, helpfully prepared by the firm's staff, often without any understanding by the student of the risks actually involved. Of course, there is little risk to the firm. Many students will find the firm lied to them, and they are stuck with a large loans that they can never repay, leaving them in an even more desperate situation with government collection agents that makes the IRS look like a the newspaper boy. Eventually, the loans get paid by the government, which of course is funded by hard working middle class Americans.

    These firms are run by people that have already made thier money, at significant taxpayer expense, and are now looking for another path to mooch of the corporate welfare system. The actual closing of the schools is insignificant, as the damage is already done.

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  64. and I'm one of them by blackware · · Score: 1

    there was class action suite against CDI here in Canada, where I went to school. Those suckers deserve it to. $14000 for a waste of a year.

  65. I know where they are by ImTwoSlick · · Score: 1

    Now, it seems all these schools have produced are unemployed people with student loans and dubious certifications. --- Who spend all their free time posting on /.

  66. I hated ITT Tech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't even get me started on them. They give you this bullshit test, then oncce you're in, lock you into a horrible loan and there is no escape.

    There were only a few teachers who knew what they were doing, and they weren't allowed to do it. So when thing turned to shit, they just got out the cd images. The main east coast server ran on win95 for fucks sake.

    The rest of the teachers... I ended teaching the class or sleeping for two years. The valedictorian was in my class, and these were people who couldn't format a floopy to save their ass. And they got good grades too.

  67. And that kid was: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your boss.

    1. Re:And that kid was: by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, my boss was the blind guy who prefered not to see all of this, but he was ok (I don't work there anymore, partially due to people like that kid.)

  68. I guess it's back to... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    ..."Learn to Drive Eighteen-Wheelers!" commercials on radio and daytime TV soon. And I say, thank God.

    Some of the "Become a highly-paid MCSE!" commercials I've heard lately expressly mention that "no computer experience is necessary." It makes me shudder to think that some people may actually believe they can go from having zero computer experience to being an MCSE pulling down $80K in the time it takes to complete some boot camp.

    Furthermore, if someone in this day and age has no computer experience, then they're clearly not interested in technology-- and IME, technology is not something you can be good at working with if it doesn't really interest you.

    ~Philly

  69. Reminds me of something... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Just last week I had to purchase a new computer case, because I essentially disabled the old, HUGE tower case that came with my Pentium 90. A quick jaunt on the web revealed that my local CompUSA had some OK cases for about $30. I walk in, and ask one of the only two sales people around where their computer cases were. I get a blank stare and a question, "Cases? What do you mean?". Someone working with her asked me, "Oh, do you mean like the chassis?" I think, "yeah, if that's what gets me the case I'm looking for."

    After finding the case, during checkout the checker couldn't get the radio tag disabled for the alarm at the door. She called the doorman over, and he took the case, ran it through another of those "disabling" thingies, and told me all was well. I was on my way.

    My friend goes to the same store a day later and asked a question about heat sinks. He got blank stares from four different people until finally, their "tech guy" (the guy in the white lab coat) knew what he was talking about- but still couldn't answer his question. As he walked out the door, he struck up a conversation with the doorman about the fan that he'd purchased. Turns out, the guy at the door probably knew far more about this stuff than anyone on the floor. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if the people on the floor were the ones with the certificates (or just an ability to BS real well) while the guy at the door just had a passion for the technology. Talk about a complete HR screwup.

    1. Re:Reminds me of something... by kingsqueak · · Score: 1

      Now really, for $7/hr do you think anyone in a CompUSA is going to be certified? I actually loved doing retail sales years ago and if I could pull down $70k/yr doing it in computer hardware I would, but it's impossible.

      Anyone that knows what they are doing will NOT be working in one of the retail mega chain stores, they simply don't pay enough. The only way you would find a competent person on staff at these stores is if the poor guy is unemployed from 'real' work and had to take the gig to eat.

      Also, those companies don't stand to gain anything by paying for their staff to get certs either. They will just be paying the staff to leave. The worst that even an MCSE stands to make is $15/hr, those stores simply won't pay that and therefore you'll never see competent staff beyond a 1/1000 super geek that lives in his parents basement and just isn't motivated to get a real paying job.

    2. Re:Reminds me of something... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Will slashdot ever drag itself into the year 2004 and provide the ability to edit posts?

      I know that most PHP boards nowdays have edit capablities but I think retrofitting it into slashdot would wreak havoc on the moderation system.

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  70. I liked the Training, but didn't find a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent 2001 in a training program called ITI that taught e-business application development. It was a dynamic and exciting program, actually, and I learned a lot about design and development. Before I started it, I had the school put me in touch with some employed graduates to get their opinion about their experience. They were all very happy with it, so I decided to try it.

    We learned object-oriented analysis and design, some UML, and made 3-tiered applications in MS Access, Visual Basic, and IBM's VisualAge for Java. We also learned how to model and design relational databases in DB2.

    Of course, by mid 2001, the company running the school went bankrupt, but after 3 weeks we were able to finish the program in a different location because our state had an insurance fund that bails out failed career schools.

    However, there were no jobs by the time we graduated. Not only that, but those in the class before ours who were working all lost their jobs pretty quickly.

    The aggressive sales apparatii of these schools need to quit their lying at this point, and reflect that the economy tanked.

  71. Sex Industry - the Next Boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My local unemployment office offered to send me to tech school. I went through twelve-weeks of "Online Sex and Pornography Engineering" (OSPE) certification, consisting of six-weeks of web training and six-weeks of sex ed (BTW - if you do this and a dude asks you to study with him, DON'T! 'nuff said). It only cost the taxpayers $26,000 and I got to keep my student-edition lube/body fluid-proof laptop at the end - plus, *I* graduated Summa Cum Solo. Still looking for work but I do not feel stressed anymore - not at all.

  72. A Great Scam by cybermint · · Score: 1

    Most of these certifications are useless in the real world. In most cases, if you can write a check, you can get a certification. I have a friend who got strait A's with honors at Heald College. When he graduated, not only was he unable to find a job, but he got fired from an unpaid internship. All his "training" as a computer tech was completely useless. He fried, not one, but two motherboards during his first attempt to build a computer after graduating.

    Maybe I should open my own school in my garage and print certifications out on my bubblejet.

  73. MCSE Factories by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    I know plenty of idiots..err. MCSEs.

  74. Where can I see the questions? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    I don't have any 'certs', but I would be interested to see how I'd do on one of these tests. Are these tests posted somewhere (old and or free)?

    I don't plan on trying to get certified - like I need more crap to do, but I would love to know if I can take down a MCE and make him cry, beyond emailing him a bitmap.

    1. Re:Where can I see the questions? by aauu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lots of free sample tests. http://www.transcender.com/products/productlist.as px?tab=td

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  75. Wait till they ask you to teach by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 1

    When I owned a large web development firm I was approached by a number of schools/institutes about guest lecturing (which was their way getting in the door to pitch hiring their students).

    I agreed to talk at one course just to check out the quality of the students. SCARY!

    What I wanted to say to them:
    You have absolutely no skill, and have no hope of getting a job. This 'school' is just scamming you for cash. Ever wonder how you could pass the intro class with such shit work? Well if you didn't pass then you would be back to pay for another course.

  76. ah well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll give you my two cents in this matter. I am freshman in college and this semester I saw a class titled "Computers and Society". Excellent, I thought. An easy filling of my core cirriculum requirements. After two class sessions I quickly dropped out. Once my teacher told the class "you will learn how to properly load a file in office" and further horrible statements that never should have been said in the course of human existence. Well, I may be wrong but WHAT is so hard about learning how to use Word or similar office suit? it's so very self explanatory, yet I find people reading through book after book and experiencing fits of joy at the accomplishment of formating margins (reference manaul in hand). with my friend i've built computers and tinkered around with hardware, used linux and spent hours trying to get one thing to work properly like our lives depended on it. it's always funny to me when something goes terrible wrong with Windows and they'll say "go get me that manual that came with the operating system" and i just want to puke. after bugging them to let me have a go at the problem (software crash, windows bug, driver problem whatever it is) i just go around trying things, this and that, which often is the best way to really approach windows problems (as many of us know). i am always reprimanded for this because i am "clicking too fast. you're going to screw it up more" and what not. i really don't have a careeer job yet, and it's not even in the realm of computer science, but i have witnessed this sort of book knowledge cage people get trapped in. it seems like often there is just no substitute for practical hands on experience with computers and especially with troubleshooting. windows can have some crazy unpredictable errors from machine to machine, and sorry there is not a book on any shelf in the world that will help you. nothing but working knowledge from a working experience.

    1. Re:ah well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am always reprimanded for this because i am "clicking too fast. you're going to screw it up more" and what not.

      You want to really make them shit their pants? Use keyboard shortcuts.

  77. Certs should be more prevelent: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE Certs the breath mint. What is it with developers and terrible breath?

  78. Tech schools. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just so you know, I work for one. We do more than just hand out certifications at random (although they do do that as well).

    We teach Dental Assitants, LPNs, Nursing Assistants, Fluid Power, Electronics, Automotive, etc, etc, etc.

    The school I work for has been around since the early 70's and seems to be doing quite well. In fact, these students (LPNs, Electricians, and Fluid Power students especialy) make twice as much as I do with a two year degree from a "closing tech school" than I did from a major four-year university...

  79. *Good* techs don't *need* certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Not only that, to the truly outstanding techies a "certification" is a badge of downright dishonor.

    1. Re:*Good* techs don't *need* certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, "truly outstanding techies" are a bunch of self-absorbed assholes?
      Good to know. Thanks for the tip.

    2. Re:*Good* techs don't *need* certs by east+coast · · Score: 1

      "Not only that, to the truly outstanding techies a "certification" is a badge of downright dishonor."

      Dishonor until they get the boot from their job. Time and time again we see 'ask slashdot' questions to the effect of; "I'm losing my job to outsourcing. What do I do now?". I'd like a real answer for this from all the people slagging certs.

      I work as a low level admin making what most decent techs would consider an insult. All I have behind me today is 6 years of experience with one company. If we'd go belly up tomorrow I doubt I'd be able to find a job any better than any of these "MCSE millhouse" graduates. Now laugh at the tech school graduate but my options are either certifications (which are fast, cheap and normally easy) or going to a college and hope to squeeze out an associates degree in 3 years part time so I can also maintain my 50 hour a week job.

      Laugh all you want but certs are pretty appealing. I can do it on my own time and walk away with something that says I know a bit of something. My other alternative would be to show up on an employers doorstep and beg to get any kind of job to prove myself, which would leave me where I'm at now. As for all of you who are saying you'd rather hire a real geek with some experience... remember me, I'm sure one day my number will be up and I'll be asking for a job. Until then don't overlook people who really can't afford 4 years of college.

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    3. Re:*Good* techs don't *need* certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a moron. A true techie doesn't NEED a cert, because he is smart enough to parlay his hobbie work into 'experience' on his resume...

      Before I got my 1st job, I had been programing in basic and assembler on motorolal processers for 6 years! I had listed the projects I had done, including custom hardware integration (installing reset switches on C=64 s ) and a little reverse engineering (a friend and I worked on doing our own version of Q*Bert)

      The guy that hired me was more impressed with the fact I could express that kind of 'experience' on a resume, then asked for details... we ended up being great friends to this day (and that was 15 YEARS ago... damn I'm an old fart...) And of course, I got the job!

      Sad to say, I got my very first CERT of any kind in december... a CCDA that I didn't really study for, beyond making sure I knew the cisco-style jargon the exam used, and passed with ease...

      The moral is: If you are relying solely on your book-learning and degree to get you a job in the tech sector, you were missled by that guidance counciler. Outstanding Techies arn't only in this business for the money, they have a calling for it.

  80. Community Colleges by catfood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow... all these posts and nobody mentions the many fine public community colleges!

    Quality of courses and instructors varies widely--and with open admissions, I suppose many students may lack aptitude. But you have reasonable tuition rates, stability, and accountability. Not to mention accreditation.

    I just started teaching Visual Basic programming (yeah, I know, I know...) at Cuyahoga Community College in Cleveland. I feel a place like CCC is a pretty good alternative to for-profit private tech schools, although as a liberal-arts snob myself I am glad I attended a very competitive four-year private college.

    As with anything else, there are good and bad community colleges. But I'm surprised nobody mentioned them as an option.

    1. Re:Community Colleges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Of course, if you were really a liberal arts snob, you would not be teaching at a community college, now would you? ;-)

    2. Re:Community Colleges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best education and value I have ever received (A.A.S. Electronics, 1982, cum laude),

      Later a B.S., and now almost through a M.S. at a state U., and none of them matched the quality or depth of the A.A.S.

    3. Re:Community Colleges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VB, huh? That was the one course during a particular semester that I was most enthused about.

      Turns out we had an instructor (Master's degree, no less) who felt that "lecture" meant "read the chapter aloud in a monotone". When students were hung up on a point in an exercise, he merely directed them back to the text that they had already scoured for the information they needed.

      Killed any desire of mine to gain any type of proficiency with even the simplest of IDE. I was gonna use that crap to teach myself more about coding principles and to build small useful apps for myself.

      After enough complaints to the department head, the VB class next semester was taught by a student who had just earned several Associate's degrees at the same community college. Just as well, because he was the same guy who tutored everyone anyway.

      My point: Dammit, you'd better care enough about your students to make 'em think, not make 'em pissed by ignoring them.

    4. Re:Community Colleges by Tender+Vittles · · Score: 1

      I'm 20 years old right now, and after spending 2 years after high school screwing around and being stupid, I'm ready to get my act together and get back in school. I can only afford community college, but I am planning on taking mostly tech classes. I don't have any crazy ideas on making a lot of money to start with, but I am hoping that any certifications and degrees I earn will help me obtain an entry-level IT job. I'm hoping that someone could share some experiences that they've had with me.

    5. Re:Community Colleges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took a computer programming degree (AS) at a local community college in California and then got a job at a local factory developing office automation. Part of the job was designing spreadsheets and macros, and teaching lame stuff like word processor features, but actually that part of the job was fun in that it was helping people with quick easy problems. Most of the job was analyzing what management did and designing databases and front ends to improve the speed of decision making to lower costs, or to improve quality by better tracking process information.

      What I found was that my CS training was sorely lacking in design concepts, but the thing that really mattered was understanding the business issues, the engineering issues, and what it was that people were trying to get done. In other words, just the ability to really get the point of what is going on and what will help made much more difference than the classes I had taken.

      Still, I couldn't have done the job without the solid grounding I was given by a few great teachers, and the fact that my programming classes focused on data structures, algorithms, and problem analysis, rather than on filling out dialogs in VB. I probably got as much from two years of trig and calculus as from the programming classes, in terms of thinking through symbolic problems.

      I took the chance to take a lot of software classes, too, just to see the kinds of programs people use, and for someone young those were very easy classes but made me familiar with the kinds of interfaces people in offices are used to seeing, and helped me become very fast at learning new packages.

      If I'd actually attended high school more often and gotten into a good university I obviously would have learned more, but I just wanted to say that not everyone is serious when they're a kid so if you find yourself in that kind of situation don't give up, and you're better off not spending ten thousand dollars for a ten month course, and instead going to a community college where they actually make you study. Yes, some of the teachers were lame, but a few were excellent so just ask around.

      One warning though. I really noticed that some of the most "recommended" and popular teachers really sucked and like talked about how cute their little daughter's antics were for half the class, and the very best teacher wasn't liked as much because he actually made his students learn something, so take student "recommendations" with a major grain of salt. Many students just want easy teachers, not ones that make you learn how to think.

      Also, at a community college you have to take a few general ed classes like speech, english lit, history, anthropology, chemistry, whatever, and even though I hated it every time I had to sign up for one of those classes, after I was done I felt really glad I had done it (plus those classes were where I got all my dates!).

      Anyway, I have no regrets, except that now my factory has closed (shipped to china) so I'm unemployed and I moved back home to save money and I'm seriously thinking about going to a university for my bachelors degree in engineering. I think if I had gone to tech school I might not be considering that, but I'm young enough to still date college women, so hey, maybe the economy will recover by the time I get out!

    6. Re:Community Colleges by catfood · · Score: 1

      I'm a liberal arts snob. I don't expect everyone else to be one!

    7. Re:Community Colleges by catfood · · Score: 1
      who felt that "lecture" meant "read the chapter aloud in a monotone"....

      I know what you mean! I assiduously avoid that--I started the semester telling the students, "You all know how to read!" So I will fill in the bits that aren't in the textbooks, give vivid examples, and watch for the parts the students don't understand. Frequently when a student doesn't grasp a concept I will find another way to explain it--often by switching from visual to aural techniques or vice versa. I find metaphors to be incredibly useful for some, such as comparing the parsing of a VB statement to diagramming an English sentence. And other students might be mystified by the same metaphor but that's okay, I'll think of a way to get through to everyone if it is at all possible. It's a lot of time and energy for what they pay. But it is a great intellectual exercise for me! I get to work out brain muscles that don't get used very often.

    8. Re:Community Colleges by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I would like to give you some advice, that may actually help you. But, like all advice, take it with a grain of salt. Anyhow - in your pursuits study anything and everything, even if it is only tangentally related. Study to learn to think, and when you are done with schooling, continue to study, and to learn - never stop reading and learning. Take every oppourtunity to learn something new.

      With that in mind, you need to think of what you want to do with your learning in the real world. Personally, I would be looking into getting a few low-level biology courses in, then studying (outside of school, because it won't be taught at CC level) bioinformatics. I would also be studing network theory and how it relates to that (or, if biology and such doesn't interest you, study it alone and think about how what you learn applies to the real world, and how that could be leveraged) - read Linked by Albert-Laszlo Barabasi.

      As I have noted in other /. comments, I personally think network theory coupled with compexity theory, and Wolfram's ANKOS will lead to many interesting and practical applications in many areas of science and life - however, more people need to be studying all of this together in order to apply it.

      Become one of the first...

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  81. Yes They Can, But.... by WildWeasel86 · · Score: 1

    Well, Im currently over halfway done with the Multimedia Design 10-month course @ Chubb in downtown Chicago, and lemme tell ya, it's not what it was cracked up to be. Being a 10-year veteran of the IT indutry in the admin/HD supervisor areas, plus having my own business for a few years, Id found that the IT picture was pretty frigging crappy, and I decided it was time for achnage, expand my horizons/skills, etc. Some of the things wrong @ Chubb for starters:

    1. They lay it on hard about how good the school is, and give you the entire rosy outlook syndrome. This is to be expected to an extent, and they DO have over 30 years of experience behind them, albeit quite a bit is more in the medical field. However, all the goodness they talk about is more talk than reality.

    2. Originally, I had signed up for the course at their suburban Villa Park campus in IL which was supposed to start in late July. that was canceled due to lack of students. The rep I had then tried to push me into their Network Security course instead, which I did not wish to take. I had to fight and finally do the work on my own to find out if the downtown campus was offering the class and get my paperwork transferred there.

    3. Teachers have been mostly a grab bag so far. In our first term, our IT Ethics teacher quit halfway through the course and our main instructor took over and we didnt do too much in that course from that point forward. Our second term, we had a transsexual (not that there is anything wrong with that) teaching our Technical Writing class (a subject I was very interested in) and he/she didnt "teach" the class at all. That is just the tip of the iceberg with this instructor, but I wont go further into details. Sad thing is, I learned nothing more about Tech Writing than before Id started that class.

    4. They will get as many bodies into the school and hang on to them for as long as possible, no matter the grades a particular student receives, all in the name of the almighty dollar. The "entrance tests" are a freaking joke, and Ive even heard tell of ppl getting free passes on tests because they didnt feel comfortable in their success in passing them. If you fail a course, you get to "make it up" somehow the following term, or they will bump up your grade so you can pass.

    5. Open book tests for the most part. Seriously, how are you supposed to actually gauge what has been learned if for the most part, you can just go look up the correct answer?

    6. Staff/Adminstration in general. Ive heard about reps actually going to homeless shelters to sign up students. The previous school director (a truer snake oiler Ive never seen) promised everything and gave nothing. Our education director is leaving in two weeks for a better job. We've had three different financial aid people since we started in September and all but the last one really screwed students up (including myself).

    7. Stupid courses. Here is the class outlay for my track: Mind you, we are also using Powerbooks for this course.

    1st Term
    *Web Concepts
    *Art Concepts
    *IT Ethics
    *Comments: The concepts classes Ive no problem with. You need to start somewhere with a good foundation. The IT Ethics class was OK, but 50 hours on it? We would have been better off spending half the allotted time in Mac OSX training, instead of myself and the teacher taking care of student questions and how-tos.

    2nd Term
    *Adobe Photoshop
    *Adobe Illustrator
    *Technical Writing
    *Comments: All of these were good clas choices, except for the aforementioned isue with the instructor not really teaching said class.

    3rd Term
    *Flash
    *HTML/Dreamweaver
    *Project Management
    *Comments: No qualms here so far.

    4th Term
    *Quark
    *Career Planning/Resume Writing
    *Director
    *Comments: As someone already mentioned, 50 hours of career planning? Give me a break!

    8. Students. Given the gamut you will run in terms of knowledge/quality of the student base, you know you will be starting from a "clean slate"

    1. Re:Yes They Can, But.... by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      You're describing a school where I work!!! (well, a nyc look-alike).

      You mentioned stuff about teachers, and since I'm sorta teaching courses there, here's my take on it:

      Try working for 4 years without a raise. EVERYONE on the staff is underpaid and depressed (the high tuition is in NO WAY related to the $$ teacher is getting). Nobody is motivated (students see you as part of the school - the cheats who take their money for a diploma that's worth less than the paper its printed on). Also, program directors DO change final grades (you can't seem to fail people when they pay $35k - you also can't tell them to seek a diff major - or switch schools).

      Nearly everyone is there `just until I get a decent job'. I was in education part-time for a while, and in this dead tech market, for a time, it provided the _only_ bit of money. Believe me, if I had found a job right in the middle of the course, I'd leave. And so would anyone at such a school (they have 0 competitive advantage when it comes to salaries - and the workplace is depressing and makes you feel bad for sorta being part of the scam). Teachers hate these schools as much as students.

      Now, I'd also like to mention that I teach grad courses at a real university, and that I love that job. The salary isn't higher. It's the atmosphere. It's the feel that the students are really getting their money's worth. That their degree will actually matter - and that their credits will be transferable, etc.

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    2. Re:Yes They Can, But.... by WildWeasel86 · · Score: 1

      Ive got it on good faith that some of the teachers get paid well (one in particular has been there since the part/full time changeover so he does quite well for himself), and even the other staff gets paid decently all things considered). I think my track's tuition (the most expensive of all the classes) is $17.5K. At least the credits I receive can transfer to other schools, such as Univ. Phoenix Online (another school Ive heard good and bad about) and others, so it isnt all bad. It is just what I feel to be the overall misinterpretation. My friend who is actualy the site tech @ Chubb, who even attended classes at the Villa Park campus, said that had I been there when he went, the experience overall would have been much better (about 3-4 years ago). Oh well...regardless, Im just going to keep on kicking ass and helping myself become the most marketable person I can be.

  82. Re:You have degrees working for you. WOW! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
    Must be great. However, here's the question. Do you have anyone working for you that doesn't have a degree or maybe has a degree in a non-technical field? Do you have anybody without a degree that's been shipping production software for 15 years or so?

    My guess is no. If true, that would mean that you hire people based on credentials instead of performance. Make me glad that I don't work for you.

    And what would be the basis for this bogus guess of yours? My point in placing the disclaimer was precisely that we hire on performance instead of credentials. More particularly, a real degree from a serious school is an achievement, just as substantive work experience is an achievement, and I don't distinguish.

    "Certificates", on the other hand, are largely crap that serve only to identify people who do broad/shallow test-taking well and can afford to pay the fees. "Certified" people may or may not also be competent, but the certificate tells me little about their skills.

    Crispin

  83. Well, the animation programs are heating up... by TheUberBob · · Score: 1

    So some may transition. the cs programs were a travesty imho... I went through a university CS program (30 hours of coursework) on top of my other degrees (non technical english/gender studies) and got a job doing developer tech support on proprietary software. Got out of that after I realized that a good portion of the engineers were idiots (this was 2001)-- I was dealing with small and large consulting companies. A lot of the people coming out of any CS programs and in the work force didnt seem that bright or that dedicated to doing a good job. My next job for two years involved programming customization->application dev->product dev. All in all, the people that did a good job were worth the money...some of them had MAs and PhDs...few quality people didn't...there was only one very good engineer that was self taught, and he did our JSF-like implementation. I'm an average to above average developer, not a superstar, but I recognize quality, and all in all, I think the majority of CS programs and the little certificate programs produced a labor force that just wasnt well educated or well prepared. And mgmt of software development and engagements seemed just as questionable. very little quality control and very little preparation for the real business world/processes hurt confidence in software development and investment on both the mgmt and engineering side. Anyway, im rambling, but while there certainly was a lot of money involved in choosing to outsource, I must say that one of the big problems in the US was the cost + the lack of quality. and these schools certainly didnt help on the quality side.

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  84. I've seen it... by melloman · · Score: 1

    I earned my tech stripes supporting windows 95, and got a computer and networking AA by the middle of 99 (This included an MCSE and A+) My practical tech experience got me more than the schooling, but I was one of the sharper tools in the technical shed, compared to both schoolmates and coworkers. Still, with years of tech support, QA testing, and practical networking support (NT/2000, Unix, and 9x support, I still have a hell of a time getting interviews for a work-a-day job. I get a fair amount of freelance work, mainly because I am a damn good tech that gets the job done for my customers. Over 2/3 the people I worked with on tech support can't do what I can. I am supporting the folks that need a good tech but can't afford a full time tech. I would love to find a job doing support, but I have a low curry tolerance. I know personally that over 50 people I know lost their jobs to India. I will not buy any Netgear hardware due to their moving tech support to india. That and living in Oregon, the worst state for unemployment in the country, it's a small wonder I can find work to keep busy at all. 4 years ago, it was not like this at all. The only chance for real money is to upgrade, and specialize. I have gone to small business apps, and audio processing software/hardware.

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  85. Re:Need Linux Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't reboot.

  86. Damn Dotcom Boom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me and about 12 classmates are STILL without a computer-oriented job, after graduating from a computer/network tech certification course about 2 years ago. The teachers were good, the administration was garbage. As a result, only two people (including myself) got a six-month practicum.. the other ten did not and still have no on-the-job experience, and businesses won't hire you unless you have experience in the field... it's a vicious cycle.

    The school also has a bad rep for bad teaching, and as a result when the employers see the name of the school on our resume's, they pass on it cause they don't wanna take their chances.

    Go figure. C'est la vie I guess. =/

  87. ACCIS? by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

    Hey, has anyone out there had luck getting a good job after getting a degree at ACCIS (American College of Computer and Information Science?) That is, a good job doing computer work, and not working in a meth lab? Their courses look good, and the cost seems reasonable, but I'd like to know if making a "will work for food" sign is a better career move.

    1. Re:ACCIS? by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Informative
      Go for something with regional accredidation, as opposed to the Distance Education and Training Council (who accredits ACCIS). The DETC, while technically a "U.S. Department of Education recognized" accreditor, doesn't command the respect of either real colleges or employers who know the difference. It's a better (if slower) and less expensive path to attend a community college and transfer to a four year college or university. Bonus points for planning your transfer work while working at the CC.

      Also, search Usenet for AICS (ACCIS' former name)--IIRC, that institution had been using bogus accredidation from the "World Association of Universities and Colleges" (WAUC) before the name change. That alone is enough for me to steer far clear.

      In any case, good luck!

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  88. At last! by dentar · · Score: 1

    Those of us who teach ourselves will rule again!!

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  89. There are some good tech schools and some bad ones by BlackShirt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tassach (137772) wrote : "There are some good tech schools and some bad ones. I went through AF programmer tech school in '89, and it was, IMHO, pretty much a waste of time. IIRC the 12 week course consisted of: 2 weeks intro to basic computing concepts (basically the OSI network model), 3 weeks of pseudocode, 4 weeks of Cobol, 2 weeks of assembly, and 1 week of ADA. As far as I can tell, the purpose of this "training" was to weed out the people who couldn't understand the basics like looping and control structures. My real training happened once I got to my permanent duty station, where I was fortunate enough to work with some *brilliant* people who taught me how to develop good software. (Thanks Capt. Block!) "

    So, where are the bad and where are the good schools? anyone?

  90. Certs v. Diploma by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

    I have a few of these certs because my boss wanted our department to get them for the marketing value. Now a few years later the company has to fork over more money and we have to waste time retaking tests because our certs are about to expire!? What did I unlearn that stuff or something? I am glad my degrees don't expire and force me to go back to college.

    On a second note, whats up with this testing method where people can use braindumps, troytech, and the like to get the questions? How 'bout following a real educational model like the ACT or SAT where tests are given periodically through the year and old test are published with answers for student review. The answer is this is just a money making game with no serious attempt at educational value.

  91. lol jim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you always did make me laugh

  92. hmm... reminds me of some commercials by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    I went to ITT tech... I feel like I'm finaly in control of my life, and my paren't couldn't be prouder.

  93. Out of reach for most people... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Most training that I go to is paid for my my employer. A two or three day course costs $2,000.00 and more. This is simply out of reach for most people.

    Then if you consider that technology changes so quickly that this investment is depreciates significantly in just a few years it becomes obvious why providing this kind of training is a risky business. Too few students.

    I don't know what the cost is to provide the training but it isn't cheap. They provide the building, computers, and software and all of the Mountain Dew you can drink.

    This is another area where Linux may be cheaper if they don't have to spend an arm and leg for licenses. Although the Linux courses seem to be every bit as pricey right now.

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  94. My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're not freakin' kidding. Far too many people "get into computers" because they heard you can supposedly make a ton of money in it. A couple of examples for you--

    I had a Intro to C++ professor who had horrendous handwriting, so what he wrote kinda looked like the following:

    ofstream din;
    din.open("ci\\data\\datafile.dat");

    So of course, someone who shouldn't have been in the class raised his hand and asked, "Is that an "i" after the "c"?

    It was all I could do not to turn around and scream "Hello!!! Have you never seen a command prompt before in your life? Is there any way it be an "i"? It's a colon . There's no way it could be anything but a colon. You need to drop the class."

    Later, when we learned about user defined functions, here's what was on the board(more or less):

    int myFunction(int x){
    x +=5;
    return x;
    }

    So (I'm pretty sure it was the same guy) raised his hand and asked, "Is this a void?" Hello!!! Is "void" spelled "int"? Do void functions return a value? AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

    It's kind of embarassing to confess to this, but I attended one of those technical colleges for a few weeks before I got sick with mononucleosis and had to drop after the first class finished. Sure, it set me back financially when I had to repay part of the student loans I had gotten (thankfully they were federal loans because the school was accredited), but I'm glad it happened. That, of course, was back before the whole dot com bubble burst, and had I stayed there, I most likely would have trouble finding a job today.

    Instead, I'm about to graduate from a real college with two non-related degrees. I recently landed a job doing web design and system administration precisely because I have some real world experience with PHP and MYSQL. That, and I've been practically living on the computer since my family got a PC Jr. many years ago. Oh, the days of hacking my Bard's Tale character stats with a hex editor!

    Anyway, the point I want to bring up here is this: I was up against graduates of that same technical school and my employer isn't impressed with them. Why? All their resumes look the same, they have no real-world experience, and almost without exception, the reason why they went to that school to get a computer "degree" was because they heard you could make a good living doing it.

    Bottom line, there are decent-paying tech jobs for those who have it in their blood and know what they are doing. Also, because the stupid US government projected such unrealistic salary and job growth in the field that the market is saturated with idiots (and "schools" for them) whose credentials suck and are only in it for the money.

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    1. Re:My story by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      To be fair to your classmates, you did say it was an INTRODUCTORY course in C++. Therefore, I would expect people who don't know any programming. If this was a second year course or something, I can see your point. But intro? When I took computer engineering in university (Canada), many in the first year intro programming didn't know programming. Not all Canadian high schools have programming courses and they are not required by universities either. In addition, my intro course had all engineering students (including chem, mech, civil, etc). If yours was like that, one would definitely expect people who don't know much about programming or computers. Introductory programming courses in comp sci is generally similar (instead of having engineering students you may have other science students (eg. physics, chemistry, etc)).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    2. Re:My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 1

      Well, the course has a prerequisite. Either you have taken VB or you have permission from the instructor. Therefore, I think it's only fair to expect a student to know something about programming.

      In fact, we have one professor who will kick you out of his Intro to C++ class if you haven't taken VB or have a high enough score on your Math ACT. But this ignores my point. There are too many people "getting into computers" just because they heard there's money in it. IMHO, if you've never seen a command prompt, you aren't ready to take an intro to C++ class. And if you can't tell by the declaration that a function expects an int to be returned and isn't a void, then you're too stupid to be a programmer. Drop the class.

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    3. Re:My story by xchino · · Score: 3, Flamebait

      "So of course, someone who shouldn't have been in the class raised his hand and asked, "Is that an "i" after the "c"?"

      You know what is really funny? The fact that you think someone should be knowledgeable about all facets of computers and semantics of specific operating systems in an "Intro to C++" course... if you were such a fucking hotshot why didn't you test out of the course? The point is people are in school to learn, not to be put down by elitists.

      I had mod points, and was going to mod you down, but I'd rather vent. You need a serious attitude adjustment, and if you had actually turned around and chastised that poor fellow for wanting to learn, I seriously hope the professor would throw you out of the class by your ear like the immature punk you are.

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    4. Re:My story by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1

      It's a colon . There's no way it could be anything but a colon.


      Umm I might have asked the same question, perhaps also asking why he would have backslashes in his filename. And why the hell hes using iostreams, when they suck ass and should never be used in decent C++ code. ...just because youre scarred for life by having intimite knowledge of a poorly designed shell doesnt mean that youre automatically smarter ...

    5. Re:My story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I had a similar situation I took an "advanced c" programming course several years ago at a California college. Had a fellow student looking over some of my code for a project. He was curious how my project looked. After reviewing my code he went on to comment that I had made some typing mistakes and he did not think it would work, this being due to some of my values, being assigned to variables, having letters in them (1F,A5). He was not joking. He had no clue. This was my first class with this group of people. You see, I did test out of the first two classes. Needless to say I was amused yet horrified at the same time. This individual had no clue about base 16 and did I mention this was an "advanced C" programming class.
      PEMFSIL

    6. Re:My story by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      ofstream din;
      din.open("ci\\data\\datafile.dat");


      Okay, but that is an "i" after the "c". You complain that the person saw an "i", you do not contest that it did indeed look like an "i", and you even support the fact that it looked like an "i". So the person asking if it was an "i" was wrong, even though it looked like an "i"? I don't understand your logic? Are you only supposed to go to school if you already know all the material?

      Did you go just for the paper? Like all those MCSE training courses out there?

      The rest of your rant pretty much tells me the type of person you are: an elitist who, despite claiming to have a "good" job, will never amount to much more because he is an elitist.

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    7. Re:My story by RedK · · Score: 1

      if you've never seen a command prompt, you aren't ready to take an intro to C++ class.

      What kind of command prompt is Ci\\something\\something anyway ? Your slashes are the wrong way! Not to mention using relative paths instead of an absolute path does not garantee your program will work if you move the executable around. Who's to say that Ci directory will be there all the time.

      Geez, guess I can shred my Comp Sci. Degree now, it's probably worthless since i've never seen your mystery command prompt. Better quit my job too while i'm at it.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    8. Re:My story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cd ~
      mkdir ci
      cd ci
      mkdir data
      cd data
      pico datafile.dat

      I think you get my point.

    9. Re:My story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaah! I really hope this was a troll, still, I'll bite:

      "C:\\something\\something" a perfectly valid windows absolute path with the backslashes the right way (it's windows) and correctly escaped since it's encoded in a string. And just to make things clear, there is NO "Ci" directory, it's "C:" and it's the drive letter.

      Unless this was a troll, maybe you should quite your job.

    10. Re:My story by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 1

      MHO, if you've never seen a command prompt, you aren't ready to take an intro to C++ class.

      You mean a DOS command prompt... My command prompts under FreeBSD don't look like that...:) It also looks like the class should have been called Introduction to MS C++.

      This reminds me of the Community collage district for Harris and Montegomery counties in Texas. To take just about ANY of their programming classes, you have to first taken their classes on MS Office.

      What does MS Office have to do with programming C++? Or what does a DOS command prompt have to do with it?

      NOTHING! I think the district had this requirement due to some contract they had with MS...

      I ended up having to pay extra to take the foundation classes I wanted online because I saw no need to learn MS Office in-depth. I do my C++ programming under FreeBSD, DOS not required...

      BWP

    11. Re:My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 0

      I should have specified that it was based on MS Visual C++ 6.0 and that the guy probably had Visual Basic before taking the class. And he failed the class, so I stand by my claim that he wasn't very bright.

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    12. Re:My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 0

      Actually, the character looked more like a pipe character with a little space between it. It looked kind of like a ":", kind of like an "i", but without being able to draw it, you'd not know what it really was.

      In response to your question, "Are you supposed to go to school if you already know all the material?" Well, I think you missed the entire point of my post. My point was that if you think that just because you can surf the net and play games, that you know computers and should try to be a programmer because there's money to be made doing it. It's like thinking you should be telephone engineer because you like to call your friends and are good at dialing their numbers. Personally, I think it's a bad call to go into a field unless it's in your blood. If you've never tinkered with a car, or even changed your own oil, I don't recommend you go to auto mechanic school. Along those lines, if you've never done enough with your OS to drop to a command line, programming isn't for you.

      Did I just go for the paper? Nope. If I didn't truly enjoy what I'm studying, I would have never gone back to finish my degrees.

      BTW, thanks for passing judgement. You don't know me. You don't really know anything about me. Yet you were so quick to come to the conclusion that I'm an elitist. What does that tell the rest of us about you?

      And I'll never amount to much because I'm an elitist? Brilliant logic. Not that I'm as good as he is, but Cassius Clay/Mohammad Ali claimed to be the best there ever was, and that no one was at nearly his level. Elitist? By your definition. He never amounted to anything, did he?.

      For future reference, they have a saying where I come from. "If you can back it up, it ain't braggin'."

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    13. Re:My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 0

      Nice. You read what isn't there. Nowhere did I say, nor did I insinuate that you have to be knowledgeable about all facets of computers and semantics of specific operating systems in an "Intro to C++ course. Would you recommend a friend go to auto mechanic school if he had never changed his own oil or ever tried to tinker with something on his car? Of course not. He has shown no real interest in the subject. It's clearly not in his blood and he therefore wouldn't be a good mechanic.

      Likewise, if I had a friend who had never done anything but surf the net and play games on his Windozzze box, and had never dropped to a command prompt for anything, I would tell him NOT to bother with programming.

      You were going to mod me down and decided not to? How benevolent of you. Instead you pass judgement and call me names. Thanks for taking the high road.

      And let me get this straight, you can vent, but when I vented (in only PART of my post) that invalidated all the other valid points I brought up? And I need the attitude adjustment? Did you ever stop to wonder what volumes you speak about your own character by calling me an "immature punk" and a "fucking hotshot". You earned your Flamebait mod.

      They have a saying where I'm from. "If you can back it up, it ain't braggin'."

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    14. Re:My story by tengwar · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll bite. What have you go against iostreams?

    15. Re:My story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guess what, tool, but you DID "insinuate that you have to be knowledgeable about all facets of computers and semantics of specific operating systems in an "Intro to C++ course". Maybe not those exact words, but that's what insinuate means, isn't it?

      How many times have you seen instructions like: Open your CD-ROM drive and double-click setup.exe? And you expect someone to automatically recognize a command line when they have been spoon-fed a GUI their entire life? Or maybe you figured that everyone knows "\\" in a C++ string will evaluate to just "\"?

      Think maybe they guy you are talking about might not have recognize "ci\\data\\datafile.dat" as a command line with those extra "\" in there? After all, this was an INTRO to C++ class, right?

      God, I'm glad *you* have never made a mistake. The rest of us who aren't perfect worship you.

  95. HAHAHAHA lame morons paying for lame certs.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha haha hahahah ahhahhaahah fuck your stupid slashdot filters too

  96. Re:job outlook for PHP coders (?) by ubiquitin · · Score: 1


    Yes, I taught a class last semester at UNOmaha. Tuition and fees for the three hour class were around $600 I think for local Nebraska residents.

    Recommend the PHP Cookbook from O'Reilly as a good text. It has more hands-on recipes than theory, which is what you'll want when learning PHP. Left all of the slides up in pdf format, so have at it!

    http://www.phpconsulting.com/training.php

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  97. Anyone else find it funny... by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    ...that there was an advertisement for the Univerisity of Pheonix in an article talking about crappy tech schools?

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    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  98. There is a progression in education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cert cources are at the bottom (teach to the test)

    The IT tech schools are next (rote learn the tool)

    The 4yr Business MIS programs (teach what tools are about)

    The 4yr CS schools that teach tools (teach how tools work and what they don't do)

    The 4yr CS schools that teach CS theory (Teach the problem and expect the student to learn the tool on their own)

    My first class in CS was "Software Engineering" and the project was to put time in on a class project that previous classes had been working on for 1 -> 5 years. My project was a program that created test sets for C functions. The project when I got it was a joke; just a proof of concept. It was hand coded to parse an if statement, =, +, -, and *.

    I ended up learning Lex and Yacc and writing an almost complete C language parser. (I didn't have time to create a symbol table and thus couldn't parse type casts.)

    There were lots of drop outs in that CS program. And half of the people who made it through the BS degree were aliens (Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese and Russians). In the MS program is was 2/3 aliens.

  99. Re: Sorry, you lost me when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I lost interest when you used "professional HTML software developer" and "FrontPage" in the same sentence...

  100. Chubb sucks donkey dick by bogie · · Score: 1

    They are nothing but a money making mill. You get the occasional good teacher and the rest are total retard who read directly from a technical book. Even the decent teachers can't help if they are forced to teach the wrong way. It's basically a haven for burnt out IT people to go lounge and bullshit. I went there as well in the mid 1990's. What a joke. Their Network Engineer and Data Communications degree consisted of learning outdated OS's like Netware 3.12. These people were actually teaching how to fdisk and install Dos the first TWO weeks. This was pre Win2k mind you but still we barely got any NT 4.0. It was months and months of installing old Irrelevant OS's. I never studied once for a test and had like a 95% average. Even worse they'd let people into the course who couldn't operate a basic desktop PC. By the end of the course they were out of $10,000 and STILL didn't understand Fdisk and installing DOS. The teachers of course just pushed them right along. What you think they're going to refuse people and not take their money?

    Your spot on about Job placement as well. Ie, your better off at monster.com. Also the required resume building classes are the kind of thing you learn in High School for Pete's sake.

    To boot it costs like 10 grand like I mentioned. What a monumental waste of money that school was. Maybe its improved since then. Maybe they finally have qualified staff teaching things you'll actually need to know. In my first two weeks as real jr. network admin I learned more than I did in 4 months at that craphole.

    Sorry to rant so much but Chubb Institute was a real waste of my time and money. If your considering going there make sure and talk to people who graduated at least 6 months ago from Chubb. If you talk to someone who just finished Chubb or is still going there they might still be delusional enough to think that they actually learned something, are sure to find a job, and lastly and worst of all are actually now qualified for real work.

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    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
  101. Re:There are some good tech schools and some bad o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TechSkills is a chain of centers that actually can teach you the certs (And actually teach for more than the exams. Imagine that.) They're not like universities, but they actually teach you something besides throwing all the info at you. I may be a teenage techie-hopeful, but I'm still confident that the experience (Note: I didn't say certs) will come in very handy later in life.

  102. This will teach me to read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I went to this site expecting to see schools shutting down I was assaulted with banner ads for Sylvan Learning Center!

  103. Ebay blowout by chryptic · · Score: 1

    With all these places going bust will all their equipment end up on Ebay? This may be a good time to start looking for some new toys.

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  104. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I know computer science majors who have never opened up a machine"

    Good. Computer science majors need to have an understanding of algorithms, OS design, computer languages, etcetera.

    Unless you're so out of touch that you think Computer Scientist fix machines? Here's another clue, electrical engineers can't fix televisions either.

    Seriously, I don't think you quite understand what a university degree is; its not a trade school certificate; its a rounded education with specialties in specific academic fields.

    1. Re:That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another clue, electrical engineers can't fix televisions either.
      Well, I am an EE and so far every time I was able to repair my TV.

  105. There was a reason for these schools... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of people don't realize that there was a reason these schools came into being. The supply of competent programmers was diminishing and the demand was increasing so the result was that salaries were skyrocketing. The point of these schools was to flood the market with "tech" people in an attempt to bring down the prices of competent technical staff. The goal was to "commoditize" tech staff.

    However, as everyone can guess, the whole thing really backfired and there are lots of people who have these certificates who simply cannot do the work. I was responsible for hiring people between 1997 and 2002 and I would never hire people with certificates. I've interviewed hundreds of them and discovered they were doing nothing but wasting my time. After a while, I would simply throw away any resume that had a technical certificate on it.

    One other point I'll mention. I've also interviewed at least 100 people with degrees from Indian Universities (including Master's Degrees). I have a Master's myself (from a real University) and I can tell you, and those people wouldn't even qualify for a BSc. It was very clear that they were simply not capable of doing the job that I needed them to do. I do not trust degrees from Indian Universities and I will never hire anyone with those credentials.

  106. Based on quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Do you know how many "tech" centrers and "universities" and "institutes" were started in India?"

    Everbody from India that I've met has a master's degree in math or science or something, and they apparently have no standards for this "master's degree".

    A degree from an indian university is like the world's worst kept secret joke.

    I can't believe anybody would have the balls to actually mention it in a positive way.

  107. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We need folks who are experienced with wireless, specifically related to ad-hoc and mesh networking. We need strong programming skills and a good familiarity with embedded Linux, Windows drivers, and the 802.11 MAC. We've found a lot of folks who have done work in NS2, but few who have done it in the real world"

    So hire somebody who has some similar training and then make them expert.

    The reason you can't find these people is they don't exist, or if they do, they're few and far inbetween.

    You created an artificial shortage of something that doesn't exist and then claim they have these skills in India? You're either stupid or a liar, and neither of these labels is particularly flattering.

  108. Open Book Vs Closed Book Questions by ispinstr · · Score: 1
    5. Open book tests for the most part. Seriously, how are you supposed to actually gauge what has been learned if for the most part, you can just go look up the correct answer?
    I can agree with part of what you are saying here, but not all open-book tests are necessarily bad. I run my tests with a bit of open and closed book strategies. It really depends on what you are trying to evaluate. To test the student for their understanding of a topic(in their own words), I'll ask a series of closed book, open-ended questions. If I want them to develop a new (complete) program based on material previously covered in class, I take a open book approach. Over the last 3 years of doing this in Java courses, I have noticed an approximate 10 percent discrepancy between the results from both strategies for a majority of students.

    Oh yeah, I never use either test strategy to evaluate simple recall. Too many people get through simply by memorizing. I always try to have students demonstrate how much they have actually learned. This means applying to new situations. I have failed students that have simply passed in "old" work that we covered in class because they could not apply it. Now who wants to enroll...?
    1. Re:Open Book Vs Closed Book Questions by WildWeasel86 · · Score: 1

      The tests are claimed on the front-page to be closed-book, but the majority of the time are given as open-book. They are of the format of 40-odd questions, with about 20 multiple choice, 20 fill-in-the-blank/short answer, and 5 short essay.

    2. Re:Open Book Vs Closed Book Questions by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I can agree with part of what you are saying here, but not all open-book tests are necessarily bad.
      The funny part is, I don't think that I ever had a closed-book final exam in engineering school. The problems were just too hard. If you needed the book to do anything other than look for tables, you were screwed. This was eighteen years ago, but the even allowed "anything but another live person" with you. Satelite link-up would've been OK by them. People often brought accordian file folders into the exams.

  109. raises hand by rogabean · · Score: 1

    Everyone point at stare at the sucker [ME]...i did one of these tech schools... A.S. Degree in 18 months... then as if that wasn't bad enough, I turned around and did a second A.S. by adding another 6 months of classes...

    Despite all my certs and the fact that I actually know what I am doing, the job market isn't responding so well.

    So i'm stuck in a help-desk position for the last 3 years now... /sigh gonna go make out a check to pay this months student loan payment now...

    --
    "why don't you just slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!"
    1. Re:raises hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm another one of those "18 month" students. I have graduated with a Associates Degree, yet no goddamn company in NY is hiring new guys. I live on Long Island and I will say, if you do not have a big background or a lot of company experience, you will be screwed. I'm currently paying $15,000 for nothing! I can't even get a job over $9/hr! Tip: My kids will not go to some crap college, maybe I will buy them real IT books and make them read them til their brains melt. :)

  110. for an interesting cross-comparison: by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    in 1978 (totally NOT .COM) my mother landed a job on Wallstreet. Big deal right? well, concidering that she was a romance language major at Princeton, she ended up getting a job for Niciminh (spelling) because she could type. yes. that's right, type.
    what is the point of this story? Well, a 4-year degree from an IV League (while often said Ivy league, it actually referes to the fact their football teams play together. usually poorly). She was hired as an administrative assistant to the executive VP and ended up in highlevel managment her self securing international deals in Tunisia because she could speak french.
    My point is that just because you get a degree in one thing doesn't mean you'll use it. You might as well get the broad education but pick up some skills on the fly. You can work the system better from the inside.
    Personally, I skiped being a 3rd-generation legacy at Princeton (ick) to go to a small liberal arts school near Richmond, VA (about an hour away from home). I quit after this last term. I tried to get a job, but couldn't.
    I just got a job today by using personal networking and luck. I am also ending up at ECPI for getting a business degree. I'll get a few tech certs for no apparant reason. I know they are useless. My GF still has 2 years in uni. I'll likely take some economics classes at W&M or CNU after my time at ECPI is over.
    My goal is to move back to Ireland and become Finance Minister under a Fine Gael government. A far cry from programming. hell, i quit a cool job for the DOE to go be an english major and now look where I am.
    the point is that boxing yourself in by being a "tech" is a bad idea. be everything and anything. I'll be 20 in a stone's throw. I'm running out of time to get my act together. I've learned my lesson before it's even over.

    1. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Fine Gael Government?!?!?! Ah ha ha hahh hah hah! I suppose that's why you call it a dream. Seriously, though, what does Fine gael and the Finance Ministry have to do with the price of beans (i.e., this discussion)? Your post is as incoherent as the Blueshirts policies.

    2. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by easter1916 · · Score: 1
      An excerpt from your dreary site:
      I want to see Americans enjoy working for American companies, not Indians working for American companies in the name of lower over head and higher profit margins.
      Once a blueshirt, always a blueshirt. You say you want to be the Finance Minister, yet you can't even throw together an essay that makes sense. Do Ireland a favour -- stay here in the US, foolish twits like you are needed to flip burgers for low wages.
    3. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      look here bitch:
      You can come argue with my Sinn Fein tattoo and and my collection of rifles if you want to argue over what is good for Ireland. I'll fight for the death under the starry plough, but that won't get anyone anywhere but another 50 years of troubles.
      It's less of a pipe dream than a Republican Sinn Fein government to have Fine Gael in there. Ireland would still be under british rule and Boston would have more Paddies than Dublin (although it probably does, there being 54 million of us in the USA) if it weren't for Michael Collins, and the country would have flownedered if not for WT Cosgrave and Fine Gael.
      So fuck your Fianna Fail and fuck you.

    4. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Silly boy... who said I supported Sinn Fein or the Soldiers of Corruption? I see that you made the classic mistake of assuming that the nick easter1916 automatically means "provo". Ill informed assumptions like that are just another reason why you'd be a terrible Finance Minister. Oh, and the threats of violence in your post.

      YHBT.

    5. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that I accuse you of being a fascist and you respond with threats of violence and invective...!

    6. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      no, i say i know provos and whatnot. i'm in with them. i'm on very good terms with the ra and the sinn fein in kerry. i suspect you are a connollyite. i say i am a fascist. duh.

    7. Re:for an interesting cross-comparison: by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      You're confused.

  111. sunmanagers.. beh by T-Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Im subscribed to a bunch of OSS admin help type lists, and sunmanagers. DAMM there are some stupid sysadmins out there. About 50% of the questions on the FreeRADIUS list over the past week could be answered with: "google for that exact sentence and click 'Im feeling lucky'" and/or "I dont know, but it would be fun to try".

    Being out of work, I am very tempted to start isolating these morons, and sending off some mail to their company explaining how they have a moron working for them (and I would be a better choice). Hmm.. I have some time on my hands right now...

    1. Re:sunmanagers.. beh by nt2ldap · · Score: 1

      Everyone has a right to be ignorant sometime, and a right to help learning something new. I always tell the less experienced guys "there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers". After all, that's what newbies lists are for. The big problem is twofold: IT execs who shortchange on quality to hit a budget goal and, I'm sorry to say, co-workers who are *not* willing to pull the all nighters it sometimes takes to stay up to speed. The trade schools were actually very good through the late 80's to mid 90's, but went over the cliff during the dot bomb days because all managers were looking for was cheaper labor with the veneer of respectibility that certs provided. Outsourcing to India is just an extension of this strategy. The biggest problem is a culture of denial among our higher ups (something they share with the rest of the business world). I think this whole thing is going to turn our (you know, us guys who actually care about getting the job done right) way when the whole outsourcing craze hits the wall (probably through some kind of punitive tax policy). There's going to be alot of work fixing the mistakes that have been made...

  112. Lets call a spade a spade by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    I've been reading this entire thread, and while the subject of bad tech schools IS a problem, it is not the entire problem.

    Even a bad tech school can turn out a good graduate. What makes a good graduate is their commitment and their continuing research and interest in their areas of study (and exploring peripheral related subjects that they are not taught).

    The education doesn't end at graduation.

    If a student thinks he can make big bucks by attending a few classes and getting by on just passable grades and be done with it (companies will be knocking themselves over to hire them-- ha!) then that student is due for a very painful reality check. Commitment to exploring an ever-changing technology, and a real love of the subject will eventually show (and show UP as 'experience' on the resume) and then the investment in the students education will pay off.

    Gamer-only experience applicants need not apply.

    So go ahead and mod me down as 'preachy'. The best techies ARE self taught; the tech schools just help them on their way. It is the truth. Deal with it.

    1. Re:Lets call a spade a spade by demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seconded. A couple years ago, I was standing in the local Borders back home, browsing the tech section, when a woman walked up to the networking section, and started looking at CCNA books. I heard her say, "I really wish they had these as audio books, I just don't have the time to read all this technical stuff..."

      It really seems like the people who get these certifications, or at least as their primary means of education/self-improvement toward a job, are otherwise clueless, lazy, and really shouldn't be around a computer to begin with.

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  113. An AP Story From 2020... by Baldrson · · Score: 0, Troll
    "Disgruntled information technology workers murderously miffed"

    (AP) Dateline 2/20/2020 Washington DC

    Tens of thousands of unemployed baby boomer information technology workers were called "highly disgruntled" today as they spread deadly carcinogens in the air conditioning intakes of the offices of executives, boards of directors and major stock holders of the fortune 1000 companies as well as targeting the entirety of Forbes' wealthiest Americans. Complaining that after 19 years working as Home Depot stocking clerks, burger flippers, window washers and waiters, they had to live on $872/month when a fly-over-country efficiency apartment costs $550/mo the retired information technology workforce seemed to experience "the blue screen of death" en masse.

    Wired magazine editor, Rajiv Gupta, told the AP: "Yes we've been expecting this sort of eruption of discontent for a while now. Many people just don't understand how globalization works but in the case of the American baby boomers its the fact that they're so spoiled they think they deserve to be making as much money as they did at the height of the dot-com bubble. If it weren't so horrific, it would be just sad. Too bad no one put them down before they faced death due to their laziness."...

  114. My observation by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    Every person I know with a cisco certification is a god with the switches and can't do much else. It's the same for every M$ cert I know. They fumble with unix boxes. Even when asked to perform other tasks, they are just too narrowly locked-in.

    Versus the college students and seasoned veterans I have seen, they seem to be much more mobile jumping topics to topics.

    This is just my observation having been in and out of multiple companies now. It seems real consistent considering I am not do any official surveys or anything.

  115. From DeVry to DeFry cooker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    see subject line.

  116. Microsoft Certification by max+born · · Score: 1

    Go here, click this, check that box, reboot, login, open "My Computer", delete this file, reboot, go start menu-->programs-->start server. Now you're certified.

    Never mind that you don't know what you did.

  117. The market... by Greg_D · · Score: 1

    What a lot of geeks don't understand is that the tech economy as a whole has matured. Remember in school when you learned how to create an optimization tree for the first time and wondered why you had to sit through that crap?

    Well, what makes you think that someone is going to pay you to rewrite software that has already been packaged in a neat little box in each flavor of the business world?

    Suppose I create a portal intranet to tie in my HR and financials. I now have at my fingertips the ability to pull up an employee's file, view their performance history, view my budget, and give them a raise. Suddenly, the spares in the HR and Accounting departments aren't needed anymore. If I buy this functionality from a vendor, then I don't even need a full time IT staff. I can hire a consultant to install and configure the software for me and a kid off the street to support it.

    The tech economy isn't about tech anymore. It's about applying utilizing technology to streamline business practices. Streamlining business practices is also about cutting costs, which means cutting dead weight, which means cutting techies and a bunch of other people loose.

    Certifications are useless in most instances. The exceptions are (1) when the HR department screens resumes, (2) when you have two people with equivalent accomplishments and experience except the certs, and (3)when you're a fresh college grad who is certified in something that takes a lot of work to get.

    I wouldn't hire a consultant to be a project manager if all he's done is post production support no matter how many project management certifications he holds. Certification means that you have knowledge, not that you can apply it.

  118. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings by segment · · Score: 0
    What gave you the impression that the guy you singled out was misrepresenting himself as some sort of uber-geek, as you make yourself out to be? That I make myself out to be? Where the hell in my post do you see any boasting of anything.

    From what I can tell the only things you can ascertain from his email are that he works at a company (ok), and doesn't understand how some aspects of the system he's using work. You're right luckily I don't work with him if I did he'd be gone.

    So? Shredding someone's resume because they got an MCSE is pretty ignorant I might add anyway. You say Toe May Toe I say Toe Mah Toe. For your information, companies (and the company I currently work for) screen their employees out beyond "what certifications do you have". It would seem by the amounts of posts like this most companies are falling for the okey doke "Hi I have my XYZ certification"

    Why not shred it if they have a Mexican sounding name, after all.. are Mexicans known for their outstanding tech skills? Apples and oranges idiot. I'm hispanic

    I know plenty of people who have MCSE's and countless other certs who did it just based on the thinking that "Hey, it's probably better than not having them." Good for you. I know plenty of people with jsut degrees who know their shit. Hell the entire upper crust IEEE guys don't run around touting MCSE, CCNA, CISSP bullshit. They just know their shit. Take a look at people like Steve Bellovin, I don't recall him adding uber certs to his signatures, and he is probably one of the top ten engineers on the planet without question.

    This elitist attitude is pretty sickening. And it usually comes from people who themselves don't have any experience working in a large tech company. Elitist attitude? Again your perception means nothing here, nor does mine. As for experience it does mean something. As for working in a large tech environment you're right, I only work on a 2 server farm and have never worked elsewhere. You would know because what... You know me? Sure.

    Sort of like the armchair quarterbacks shouting things like "Oh man, I could do that! Geez, this guy doesn't know anything." But not stepping up to do it themselves. Cry me a river there pal, it brings tears of sorrow to my heart.

    And by the way, I don't have an MCSE, or any real certifications for that matter. I don't even have a high school diploma, and that's never kept me out of work. If you're looking for sympathy try checking between shit and syphillis in the dictionary. For the record I don't have any certs and it's never stopped me before. I've been a Senior Security Engineer, Senior Systems Engineer, Senior Systems Administrator, and now a Network Engineer at an ISP, all the way from starting as a junior linux admin. Spare me the chop-suey sympathy ploy. I've learned everything the hard way by doing it, and a hell of a lot of reading.

    Oh wait... Did I mention I come from a broken home in the hood and my father used to beat me. I went to college dropped out? Wahh wahh... That's all true you know, maybe someone could mod me up or hire me on sympathy alone. Your post? Definitely most unimpressive. Welcome to reality guy where business and personal matters are like oil and water.

    1. Re:I'm sorry I hurt your feelings by pantycrickets · · Score: 1

      Oh wait... Did I mention I come from a broken home in the hood and my father used to beat me.

      Ok, that's cool. All I was saying is that not everyone with an MCSE is worthless. Maybe some of them are, maybe even most of them are. But to not hire someone solely because they have an MCSE is ignorant. If you disagree, then just say so.

      And yeah, maybe I misread you. Ok, sorry. What made you think that I was wanting sympathy though? I didn't say "Man, everything is so hard for me", or anything like that. I said, "Yeah, just don't be so harsh. I happen to be doing fine." So I don't understand where you're coming from I guess.

      And the Mexican thing. It wasn't "apples & oranges", it was exactly what I said it was. Equally asinine to judge someone by the fact that they have a certificate, as it would be to judge them by their race. The MCSE's you've met might be jackasses, ok. But to judge them all that way is prejudice. Plain & simple.

      I don't know. I think for the most part I agree with you really. I don't like people who think they know everything because they have some certs. I agree with that. I just don't like the elitist attitude. That's all.

  119. Stupid MCSE's by GoMMiX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been annoyed by certs for years. I recall my last position, IT Director of a defense contractor.

    A few resume buffs included:

    9 years on the job experience, in senior management.
    Master's in CS from the U of A, GPA 3.76 (too much beer?)
    Primary languages: C/C++, VB (ick), Java, Cobol, ASM, Perl (LOVE Perl! *smooch*)... and, of course, every geek knows HTML/DHTML, JavaSCRIPT, Basic (ehhh), and a multitude of worthless languages that you learned because .... shit I have no excuse. Ohh well.

    4 total MRP/ERP conversions, blah blah. An impressive resume for the area I lived in, to say the least.

    During my interview, they (CEO and COO) asked if I was MCSE certified. I flat out laughed. At the time I thought it would cost me the job. Though, it eventually came out that the CEO was MCSE certified.

    To say the CEO was computer illiterate would be the understatement of the year. Yet, this man was MCSE certified -- I'm not specifically sure, even now, why he asked if I was.

    Though, I would also like to point out that what we see today as certifications are _NOT_ what certifications were 15 years ago.

    Microsoft (or so I primarily attribute) is greatly responsible for the influx of worthless certs in my opinion.

    I suspect MS's intention was to flood the job market with "Windows only" workers - who only knew how to resolve the problems with Windows that Microsoft wanted them to. An example, is again, the MCSE - where you learn mostly how to resolve/workaround/[rarely]fix "_KNOWN_" problems with various versions of Windows.

    Years and years ago, there were no Computer Science degree's available from any college - you went to tech school and got certified for the various skills that you felt would help advance your career.

    An example would be my Father, whom has dozens of certifications related to technology -- all of which were not available at any college during his time. He, instead, obtained a degree in Physics.

    On his way to N.A.S.A, the program was cancelled -- and so he sought to continue his way through technology. To do that, he could only get certified.

    He then spent the next 30 years of his life working on Mainframes -- technology and information now in short demand - even in the IT field. And when they are available - companies want someone with a degree in CS -- something that was not available in his time. He has been out of work longer then any of you could imagine. 100% of the jobs he has applied for have been filled by H1-B visa workers from India. He started tracking them about 3 years ago - to see who was getting the jobs.

    Though, I must admit -- he deserves no pitty. He makes roughly 8 times more then I, simply as an investor. He says he wants to work for the 'sense of accomplishment and comradory' that he once had. Some of the things he had done for IT in general are fascinating to hear about.

    His fatal flaw, though, is he just doesn't 'get' personal computing. In his world -- there is no such thing as graphics. Something I can understand, greadly, as I feel that any GUI confuses a simple world. To work through the command line is a beautiful thing. It's a shame so many distort that by using a GUI in situations where it shouldn't.

    Okay, just ranting here I suppose.

    Regardless, certs now deserve to be recognized as trash. Most of them are. It's a shame, too. I think this was largely inflicted by the influx of morons armed with Microsoft certifications that are as ignorant to the inner-workings of the technology they supported as the users who sought them for advice and service. A far cry from what things were many years ago -- and certainly something that should be exposed for what it truly is.

    1. Re:Stupid MCSE's by max+born · · Score: 1

      Ahhh yes, well said. The reductionism of physics is an ascetic and noble pursuit for simplicity. Computing is fundamentally all about logic gates, flip-flops, half-adders, full-adders, etc.. I can empathise with your father. I never understood the point and click mentality myself. Icons and menus are like the pictographic system of ancient Mesopotamia (or the Chinese character set) where
      there's one symbol for everything you want to express. If you can't click on it, it can't be done. How unfortunate. A much better idea came with the invention of the alphabet, a finite number of characters and the possibility of an infinite number of words (as Noam Chomsky so succinctly pointed out). The command line is like this. When you learn Perl, or Bash, or 'c', you learn an alphabert and a grammar. And from this you can assemble an infinite number of combinations to do whatever you want. Those who use the desktop/icon/menu environment are limited. If there's no icon or menu selection, it can't be done.

      Those of us who know something as trivial as Bash (for example) can combine various words in an infinite number of ways to produce any result.

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  120. A CS degree with diversity can be good by HeelToe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting points.

    My career isn't over yet, so who knows, but I may be a corrolary argument. I think having your eyes opened from a good diverse university experience can prepare you for business, even if your path was CS.

    I've got a CS degree.

    I've been in the field for approximately 8 years. I've worked up to management level, but am still in a technical role - primarily acting as a generalist, helping develop corporate IT strategies and providing coordination and communication both to director-level management above me and technologists below me.

    Until a few years ago I looked at things much the way you describe - focused on the mechanics of software creation. Don't get me wrong - there's a huge share of business-focused people whose idea of work is 5 hours of talking about their kids, 30 minutes of coffee breaks, an hour of lunch, and 90 minutes of focused work. However, if you find some good development or corporate leaders, they demonstrate quite quickly how naive it is to be focused on the mechanics of software creation.

    There's a heck of a lot more to focus on and weight appropriately if you want to successfully run a business. Managing to a P&L or the amount of dynamics an organization can cope with is significantly harder than choosing among several technical alternatives to find the one with the most merit - in a lot of cases that choice with the most merit may be impossible for the business to take on.

    A part of me will always crave the "look back and see how much grass you've cut" qualitative nature of software creation, but there are significantly more challenging problems in leading IT, and they often require more in the way of personal devotion to achieve a solution.

    1. Re:A CS degree with diversity can be good by iSwitched · · Score: 1

      Let me reiterate that I was making generalizations. I didn't mean to come off sounding like a CS degree wasn't worth it - far from it. My main point was the 'S' in the CS degree is all too frequently hyperfocused in most university curiculums. I stand by my suggestions for improving University CS programs.

      In your case, clearly you get the big picture. Either you are naturally inclined to be more socialized, or you had a more evolved CS program at school or (likely) a little of both.

      One point - the socialization that goes on in business is an interesting yet important phenomenon. If your talking about low-paid, clerical staff wasting 5 hours a day chatting, then clearly the business has issues setting job-descriptions and compensation levels appropriately at it's lower levels.

      If, however you are referring to people even slightly higher up, especially in the marketing and sales arenas, this socialization is an actual part of their process. As a programmer for a successful software company, one of my goals is to keep those folk on the golf-course or whatever, this is where the real deals get done in business, and that is how my salary gets paid and my stock options increase in value. Interestingly, by being able to move between those worlds, I achieve higher recognition, am more informed strategically, and am in general more highly compensated that a geek of similar skill-sets who does not make that effort.

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  121. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    You forgot to include "certified", "engineer", and "customer-driven". Other than that, good work!

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  122. Re:job outlook for PHP coders (?) by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    You have Unix-ish stuff in Omaha? Nice. I recently moved to Norfolk, NE, and I'm fairly sure I'm the only professional Unix admin in the city. :-/

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  123. And a lot of the coolest jobs by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are those that cross fields, venturing into new areas. Since you mentioned Linguistics and Comptuers, and those are two of the areas I'm studing I figured I'd chime in:

    Right now there is quite a bit of research being done on computers and language. We want to make them speak it, listen to it, but above all, to understand it. This is a difficult problem, more difficult than most people think. I'll ignore the speaking and hearing part and just talk about the understanding:

    To understand a language, a computer must not just have a bunch of symbols in memory that make up the words, it needs to be able to perform operations on those such as to derive what it meant. Well that invloved three fields right there, CS, linguistics and philsohpy. The CS of course is the actual implementation of the algorithms. But what algorithms to implement?

    Well that's where linguistics come in. You need to analyze natural language and figure out how it actually works. Try and write rules that dictate what is and is not a correct utterence, how different parts of speech are usedm etc. Also you need to produce a database of words, meanings, parts of speech and so on. A lot of this has been done.

    So what about the philosophy? Well the thing is, current popular linguistic theory doesn't work right for language as humans use it. It describes literal, direct speech only. Well humans aren't like that, most of our meanings are at least aprtially context dependant and not entirely direct and literal. So language philosophers are working on trying to develop empirically testable theories for how humans actually communicate, and how the process the different kinds of communication with ease. The field is called Pragmatics.

    But this adds yet another part to the study. It's all well and good that we come up with a nice theory that everything fits in, but does that have anything to do with reality? Do humans ACTUALLY process language in such a way and does it really adiquately describe communications? So we turn to psychological tests to try and verify or falsify theories of language. Only through emperical testing of actual humans can we figure out how this works.

    Those theories then need to be studied in the context of the actual spoken language and have rules developed, and those rules then need to be implemented as algorithms in a computer.

    And that's just the beginning.

    Thing is, this ISN'T an insignificant field. All the big computer companies like MS and IBM would LOVE to be able to produce a computer that people could speak to naturally and it would do what they wanted. Then there are people like the NSA that are highly interested in have a computer that can analyze the content of intercepted communication and do a real good translation and breakdown of it.

    It's a field where there is quite a bit of money to be made, and a whole lot of work that needs to be done. However, what it really needs is people that aren't just one trick dogs, that have studied some in ALL of those fields (and others) to be able to work on designing and coordinating experiements and statical analysis of language to try and actually get a working system off the ground. Not just someone who knows code and nothing but code.

    As a side note, I'm not studying this to go in it, just because I think it's a neat interdiciplinary degree to get. I'm a computer support guy by profession.

  124. Re:Education: Poorly Documented Return on Investme by Compuser · · Score: 1

    I guess depends on the area of study. Going to
    Yale or Harvard may be a good thing if you intend
    to do law and/or go to politics. Business schools
    like Warton (sp?) help your resume too. OTOH in
    my field (physics) going Ivy is only justified if
    the guy you want to work for as a grad student is
    working there. Basically, in areas where social
    networking is everything a top school with leading
    profs matters, but as soon as skill or ability
    matters then choosing a school becomes more akin to
    choosing a reference book.

  125. I think it runs even deeper than this..... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I'm totally in agreement about these tech school wasting people's time and money with overblown promises about "high paying computer jobs with your certification!". But equally as bad, IMHO, are the tendencies towards hiring candidates based primarily on past "military service". Not that I'm "military bashing", because there are plenty of good reasons someone might want to join up.... but I've also personally witnessed my share of I.T. workers who could "talk the talk" but not "walk the walk" at all, and the only obvious reason they were hired to begin with was their claim of "having previous computer experience in the military".

    These same individuals were typically able to out-earn the salaries of their peers (who generally did a better job!), either through raises or by job hopping, despite showing little interest in taking their I.T. career more seriously.

    I'm not convinced that military education in any technical field lends itself that well to skills in the private sector. Unfortunately, the "buddy buddy" system is a powerful thing, and management that served in the military is pretty likely to prefer candidates with a similar background. Furthermore, the military generally turns out folks who speak well, dress neatly when they need to, and can generally "ass kiss" at a top-notch level. So I'm thinking that if you want a good paying I.T. job without really putting in the years of real experience, some military service trumps industry certs.!

    1. Re:I think it runs even deeper than this..... by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      A former boss of mine was an electronics technician in the US Navy, and never passed up an opportunity to remind me that he went through a 3 years of the toughest electronics classes the military could throw at him. He just loved to remind me that he had been out there and done it all and knew it all.

      Granted, he was hell on wheels when it came to component-level diagnosis. He could probably solder SMT chips on a PCB with a cigarette lighter, a paperclip, and a wheel weight. He could even fix bulletholes in a multilayer PCB using epoxy and conductive copper tape.

      I was a Workstation Support Technician, he was Systems Administrator. Our shop was made up of Windows NT workstations, NT domain controllers, and Linux boxes with samba shares for the file servers. My boss could barely comprehend SSH, and samba might as well have been neurobiology for all his expertise with it. The Linux boxes were setup by the old IT admin - my boss's boss, now departed from the company last I heard.

      On several occasions, when things went wrong with the network or servers (my boss's turf, and he never let me forget it), users typically asked me about it. I was, after all, their initial point of contact in the IT department. I didn't trash-talk my boss, but I also didn't hide the fact that the servers and network infrastructure were my boss's responsibility. I'd tell them as much as I knew about it, and told them if they wanted more info than that they'd have to ask my boss.

      Finally, the Big Event happened. One day we had the following problem: A user, let's call him j_doe, needed local administrative rights on his workstation, while still having regular user-level access to network resources (just drive shares and printers). He needed this because he was our most "clueful" user, and we decided to let him "beta-test" the configuration for a planned upgrade from Windows NT to Windows 2000. My boss tried creating a local account on that workstation named j_doe, and putting it in the local admins group. He was frustrated that the user could not access network resources when logged into this account. I had to explain to him that he simply needed to have his domain login account added to the local administrators group. I also tried to explain why, but my boss cut me off and harshly told me to go about doing what I was doing before.

      We're talking about basic NT domain stuff here, folks. Any IT person with an IQ greater than his shoe size should be able to set this up in his sleep.

      I was terminated not long after that. The reason given for termination was "failure to respond adequately to counseling." Translation: I wasn't "loyal" enough. I didn't cover my boss's ass enough when he fucked up and the users asked me about it. It's awfully hard to be loyal to someone who's obviously ignorant, obviously insecure about this, and obviously feels threatened when his subordinate has to teach him how to do his job. The IT admin at the time was former Army, so of course anything that went wrong couldn't be the salty sailor's fault - it had to be the fault of the lowly technician who had to teach his boss how to setup NT authentication. Oh, that same Navy guy is now the IT admin for that firm according to a friend of mine who worked there as a co-op till last year.

      And Lane, if you're reading this, here's something for you to ponder: I've left the IT industry (and Atlanta) and am now delivering pizzas. And I make as much between that and a few investments as I did working for your dumb ass. Oh, and when I turned 30 last year, my trust from my father's estate matured. I've bought a house outright, with no mortgage, and still have as much in savings as I made in a year working for you. Hope you enjoy wallowing in your ignorance and living with the stress of your job while clawing your way up the corporate ladder. Me, I'm working part-time, enjoying life, and am wealthier than you - and I'm just a PIZZA DUDE!!!

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    2. Re:I think it runs even deeper than this..... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I love the happy ending to your story -- good luck in the future man. Sometimes there is justice in this world.

    3. Re:I think it runs even deeper than this..... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      From the tone of your comments here, it sounds like both you and your boss have some maturing left to do...

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  126. Re:About that kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. Sounds suspiciously like some folks in the current Administration...

  127. Hah! They used to say that about Cal Poly! by aquarian · · Score: 1

    When I went to Cal Poly, the snotty people from Harvey Mudd and Caltech were saying the same thing about Cal Poly -- that "state university" people weren't smart enough to be genuine engineers, so they shouldn't give out real engineering degrees at state universities! Cal Poly graduates were only supposed to be capable of assembly line drudgery at aerospace firms, or technical sales jobs -- the "Indian programmers" of their day! "Real" engineering was done by people from Caltech or MIT.

    But then getting into the best schools got a lot harder. People started to think better of state school grads, and looking down on technical schools like DeVry. But lo and behold, DeVry now offers 4 year engineering degrees, and is fully accredited. What is this world coming to?

  128. MS == respect ? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    ROFL! That's a new one on me. I am an MS guy, respect me! Reminds me of Beavis going, "I am Corn Holio! I need TP for my Cisco bunghole!"

    I know an airplane mechanic who started tech school with the same idea. About half-way through he switched to nursing. I'm not sure what scares me more: That he was working on airplanes or that he will be working on people with basically the same skill set. That would be f'ing great if you went to the hospital and needed a new set of turbine blades installed.

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    1. Re:MS == respect ? by nodialtone · · Score: 1

      Damn! you must be an artilleryman with a sig like that.

  129. language corrections by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    "I have been working on computers/electronics/ etc since the mid-80's; when the dot-com bubble was bursting,"

    you mean of course, when it had just started really bubbling...

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    1. Re:language corrections by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. The semicolon separates his one statement, "I have been working on computers/electronics/ etc since the mid-80's" from the other, "when the dot-com bubble was bursting, I was working as a network/security engineer for a medium large bank chain." Of course, it would improve readability if he'd properly used a period instead of feeding his semicolon addiction.

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    2. Re:language corrections by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you should only use sentances you could stick a word such as however between; however, the word however can be omitted in informal english.

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    3. Re:language corrections by paganizer · · Score: 1

      but I LOVE semicolons!!!

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  130. Why tech schools produce so many useless grads by rollingcalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally, people with the aptitude and attitude to be successful in IT don't choose tech schools -- they choose a university with a genuine 4-year technical degree, or they get a computer and teach themselves real programming (not HTML creation with Frontpage). The tech schools then get left mostly with people who could do neither.

    Of course, the weak curricula doesn't help them either. But it's the quality of the people they attract that is the deciding factor.

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    1. Re:Why tech schools produce so many useless grads by salparadyse · · Score: 1

      here in the UK... the problem is the same, government thinks that the more people go to college the better "we must be doing". Computers are everywhere, so lets encourage computer courses. We don't want to have to pay proper money so get any old fool to teach. Since the course is a political excercise and NOT a genuine attempt to educate and prepare people for work it doesn't matter if the teacher's are pre-occupied with forms to fill in for the government, it doesn't matter if the pc's are useless and buggy and it doesn't matter if the software is several years out of date. If the part time teachers engaged to teach the course (without their references being checked up on) are cluesless and inept, this also doesn't matter becuase the new college complaint procedures will ensure that a) no one with any power will hear your complaint and b) the alternative is a national minimum wage assured job moving boxes from A to B. I was at a college in the UK doing an HND in business IT. What a joke. The teachers asked me for help on a regular basis, the network didnt work, there was a fault in the backup copy of the workstations so everytime they did a restore to remove the problem the problem remained. Teachers were pulled out of lessons to complete government paperwork, half the teaching staff were sacked half way through the spring term with no replacements arranged. When the students complained, one of the members of staff left and we were blamed. I left in disgust in 2001 and am still involved in the legal battle to get financial redress. To say mickey mouse courses is an insult to mickey mouse. These courses were called for by politicians and greedy college workers now forced into this obscene place were education establishments are folced to run as profit making businesses. So they thought IT = cash. I'm glasd that I left after 1 year, i know people who transferred to other colleges, went on to Uni' only to find the same, or now they are qualified with a degree in business IT (whatever that means?) and most are now unemployed. Ripped off or what?

  131. Don't forget the Human Resources fiasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DUH

    The other part of the problem is the Human Resources trend in big companies. Hire some drone for too much to scan resumes for buzz words. Dump resumes indicating experience or actual proficiency.

    BTW, how do you read a resume? Look for key words, or read between the lines? If someone is staying at one place for a long time, is he good or just another drone?

    1. Re:Don't forget the Human Resources fiasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had a discussion with an HR type over why they wouldn't let me hire someone I KNEW had good experience and could do the job... They felt 1) the person in question needed a more advanced degree to justify the salary we were trying to get for them and 2) no damn engineer with a BA was going to make more than her, since she had a BS!

      The engineering staff aranged for her to loose her job over this... HR people work for those of us creating jobs, not the other way around... never forget that!

  132. High Tech Institute owes me $15,000 by idResponse · · Score: 1

    I attended High Tech Institute for a third of a complete session to obtain one of their 'Associate of Arts Certificates' and ended up leaving the school after speaking with their Dean.

    When I was attending, I ended up teaching half of the people in the class instead of learning anything useful, and when I got to the Novell course, I was severely dismayed.

    The Teacher was not even CERTIFIED in Novell, in fact, he admitted to not having touched Novell much before he started teaching the course. The school claimed to be a Novell certified school, but I doubt that counts as a certified teacher.

    Halfway through the six week course the teacher finally came in saying "LOOK! I got my Novell Cert!"

    I talked to the dean and found out some nice information that made me feel like a complete asshole for having bothered attending the school.

    Graduates of the school with no extra certification were making 30,000$/year starting roughly, students with no certification and who have not graduated were making about 28,000$/year starting... people who DID NOT graduate from the school and simply had certifications they obtained on their own were making 33-35,000$/year starting wages... And people who both graduated from the school and had extra certification? they only made about 1-2,000$ a year more...

    Sooooooooooooooo why would I want to keep going to that school and learn absolutely nothing interesting for only an extra 20,000$ of student loans? They weren't even going to cover Windows XP even though it had been out for well over a year at the time. I feel as though I was severely ripped off and I should not have to pay the loans back. The equipment they had at the school and the quality of their network was complete crap, especially for the amount of money that was being poured into the school. I found myself surrounded by highschool dropouts and old farts in their midlife crisis.

    The idea of going to a tech school like this made more sense to me than going to a 4 year college for computers, considering the turnaround time of technology these days. By the time I would get out of the 4 year course of college my education would be useless and outdated.

    So I gave up on computers as a career... Considering that the only things I've done with my entire life since age 5 were computers and music, it makes choosing a new career a bit challenging...

    It's a fine and dandy thing these fucking used car dealership quality scams are finally shutting down their doors.

    I'm sure that the Bryman Medical Institute is just as much of a quality school as High Tech Institute, as it's the same company.

    I'm not the only one who had issues with the school. A friend of mine who was attending was almost finished with his Mechanical Drafting courses. They were about to cut the Mechanical Drafting courses from the school completely, and I believe his class was the last one. Instead of giving them a challenging final exam that utilized all of the skills of Mechanical drafting, they tossed the class into a standard drafting class and had them draw houses. My friends was no hack, he had experience in drafting before, and was _DAMN_ good at it. He finished his final in an hour because anyone and their mother can draw straight lines and make a house in a drafting program... Not everyone can draw a complete part-by-part remote control car design with intricate gears and such...

    So... If anyone wants to join me with a huge pile of explosives, let's go driving around the country blowing up some shitty ass schools!

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    1. Re:High Tech Institute owes me $15,000 by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      Interesting. I attended HTI during the 1991-92 year (yeah, that long ago). I graduated with the piece of paper (computer repair technician shit), and while going there it helped me land my first development job, and later (after I graduated), secured it as a full time coding position (they wouldn't hire someone without a degree of some sort - I started as an operator changing 9-track tapes on an old manual machine and running reports). From there I have gained my current position.

      I do have to admit that I have never used anything I learned there at any of my employers. I knew enough about coding from programming on my own prior to that. What they did teach me (though it wasn't the purpose of the course), was electronics design, and how to properly wield a soldering iron and use a meter (and oscope, etc). With these skills I have done several personal projects (robotics and VR interfacing experiments, mainly) - so I don't think I have wasted my time. Another individual from a slightly later time frame runs a website dedicated (moreso than mine) to homebrew VR and experiments, and has designed and built several interesting VR devices and interfaces.

      None of this, though, has anything to do with coding. What I wonder is, has HTI changed radically from when I went? Do they still teach component level electronics, troubleshooting, repair (and to a much smaller extent), design? Or have they gone over all the way to teaching you to be a "board swap monkey"? When I went, the class on board swapping they would simulate failures by really mucking the machine (taping card edge pins on boards to simulate opens, removing or resetting jumpers, etc) - but we also learned how to interface at the component level with the CPU via the bus (on an old 286, and later an Amiga - 68000 cpu for industrial controls) - creating all sorts of weird devices. In the last class, I remember the instructor working with one student on designing and building a laser range finder, using bar-graph LED blocks as a linear light sensor by reverse biasing them - talk about wires everywhere! I wish I had a picture. We investigated computer vision systems by building a circuit to interface a board with an 8x8 array of phototrasistors to an amiga, which we then had to write C code to poll the parallel port and display the template being laid on the board to show what it "saw", then "react" based on what template was shown.

      Do they still do that - or has it completely changed? I remember that some of the projects in classes seemed very stupid, and some seemed cool. All of my instructors were cool about it, they knew my level, and would allow me (and any other like me) alternate assignments for the grade - but we still had to study, take, and pass the tests.

      As far as the drafting/CAD stuff was concerned, I remember one of the projects they had to do was re-create plans for the construction of one of OWI's Movit robots - the Memocon Crawler. This is greatly on-par with the remote control car design you talked about. I remember other people did other complicated mechanical design projects as well - rarely did anyone do a simple house or such, most did mechanical CAD design...

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  133. INTERNET IS A HUGE MISTAKE ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So anyone has found out using Internet is a mistake?
    We got fucked by Internet.

  134. Can't Bash One Till You've Earned One by ApewithGun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I propose a new Shashdot rule:

    You can't bash any Cert. or Degree until you've earned it. Otherwise it's just sour grapes. Let those who've taken the time and effort to improve themselves decide its value.

    I know that we're about to be overwhelmed with claims that:

    1.) Certs are useless.
    2.) Tech schools are useless
    3.) BS degrees are useless
    4.) Experience is GOD (and you can't get any)

    and we'll hear stories like:

    1.) I knew an MCSE who couldn't find the power switch on my server.
    2.) My friend graduated from a Tech school and earned his CCIE and he can't even read.
    3.) I never graduated from elementary school and I'm the most productive employee in my company's IT department.

    Well isn't that special (and meaningless)

    There are good and bad everything. Schools and certs are no different (except that they are harder to outsource).

    I do contend that now IS the time to get into IT. If schools are closing, and no one wants to go into Tech then we're on our way to an eventual shortage. Shortage equals Opportunity.

  135. duh! by Axigrav · · Score: 1

    Why is this news?

    This is to be expected after a well known bubble bursts. The bubble was projected to burst for several years before it did. Unluckily, while people lost money betting on companies with no real underlying value, other people lost money betting on an education from a poorly accreditated learning instution. Even someone with a well above average talent can get deeply screwed from this type of path.

    Here is an idea, continue this thread by pointing out some great places to get an education that won't lead one wrong if one has the talent... help steer those who are trying to make a higher-education decision today!

    Axigrav

  136. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It was all I could do not to turn around and scream "Hello!!! Have you never seen a command prompt before in your life? Is there any way it be an "i"? It's a colon . There's no way it could be anything but a colon. You need to drop the class."

    that's not a prompt, it's a filename, and no self respecting operating system in the history of man uses ":" in filenames, and neither shall they use the backstroke to separate directory names, the forestroke shall they use and none but the forestroke shall be used for this purpose. You have been corrupted by Satan... or maybe Satin, I forget.

    1. Re:um by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 1

      c:\somedirectory\subdirectory>

      That's a command prompt. Notice that it includes the path. Notice that the character immediately following the "c" will always be a ":". Not to put too fine a line on it, if you've ever seen a command prompt, you know that it includes the path (unless you specifically tell it not to). Therefore, if my classmate had ever seen a command prompt, he would have realized there was no way it could be an "i". c:\> d:\> Always of the form driveletter colon backslash.

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    2. Re:um by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      And anyway, it's entirely plausible for there to be some sort of obscure filesystem where ci\data\datafile.dat is a valid address. He might have known about c:\foo\bar.ext but how could he know that he wouldn't find himself in a world where strange new paths would assault him.

      Also, sometimes people amuse themselves by correcting teachers but would rather cover their ass by saying it in the form of a question.

      Mr. Coward was refering to how DOS/Windows OSes are "severely retarded" for having drive letters.

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    3. Re:um by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      it's entirely plausible for there to be some sort of obscure filesystem where ci\data\datafile.dat is a valid address

      Like, for instance, FAT? It's just a relative path. Perfectly legal. Outside the Windows world, we God-fearing folk try to use them all the time, to keep things portable.

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    4. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of when I was a Lab TA for a computer-aided calculus class. A couple of students were working on one of the Macs in the lab, and wanted to save their work to a floppy (this was pre-1999, when PowerMacs still had floppy drives). The first thing they did was type "A:" into the save dialog.

      This of course utterly confused them because Mac filenames aren't allowed to have colons in them (colon being the path separator), so the save dialog silently ignores any attempt to type it. At that point I had to help them out by pointing out the pop-up menu to navigate to the root level.

      It sadly dawned on me then, that most people really have no idea what a crude and miserable kludge Windows drive letters are...that no decent operating system would ever use them, let alone arbitrarily associate the floppy drive with A. Microsoft has corrupted an entire generation of users to this perverse way of thinking.

    5. Re:um by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 0

      Agreed that DOS/Windozzzze is "severly retarded" for having drive letters.

      As far as the obscure file system goes...the class is based on M$ Visual C++ 6.0. And no, the guy failed the class, so I don't think he was trying to correct the professor. The way it was written you couldn't tell for sure if it was an "i" or a ":". Had he ever seen a command prompt or had ever seen a path, he wouldn't have had to ask. And trust me, this professor isn't one you really want to ask a lot of questions. As far as that guy goes, he had no business taking the class.

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  137. you f'kink liar!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned that at berkeley and I got a degree in "Underwater Basketweaving"

  138. Well let me present another side by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have an interesting view on things since I do computer support for a research university (University of Arizona). I'm full-time staff, but also have been taking classes and am about to get an undergrad degree not at all related to computers. My technical skills are all self and on the job learning. And I do have a couple certs.

    I am wary of university degrees as well as certs because I see two big thing that happen with alarming frequency:

    1) Assembly-line grads. These are people that go to school to get a job. Period. They generally do quite well in class and they totally devote themselves to school. But notice I say school, not their education. They learn what they need to learn to graduate. They do not learn how to think on their own, and do not learn what they are doing MEANS.

    Like CS grads that don't undersand how microprocessors or operating systems work. So you can write code, great, but do you know what your code DOES? How does it get translated? What is it ACTUALLY causing the system to do?

    These people I find become the stereotypical "code monkey". They can write code well, but lack the ability to solve unique or complex problems, or solve them with a hack if at all. They also tend to be bound to only languages they've learned, and can't pick up new ones quickly since they understand only the language, not the language as a means to program an imperitive device.

    2) Ivory-tower, out-of-touch, academics. These are the people I support. It amazes me how clueless and out of touch some of these professors are. They know lots of theory but little application, and often are stumped because the tech world changes so fast. They also tend to get walled in and can think only about their narrow field, and can't apply their knowledge to anything, even if it is very similar and they should be able to understand it.

    Now this certianly isn't ALL grads and professors, there are a great many quality ones, but this is MANY of them. There are plenty of people who's BS is just a bunch of BS. They have minimal real abilities.

    So what does this have to do with certs? Well, they, like degrees, can be representitive or not representitive of someone's skills and knowledge. Ya, if someone has no practical experience and just crams a book to get a cert, you're going to get a person with a head full of useless facts that they can't apply to anything. However if someone who works doing something gets a cert, it is a confirmation of their knowledge, and also in the process probably helps them round it out.

    My CCNA was quite valuable to me because it forced me to learn about IPX and some WAN technologies. I had plenty of experience with routing and switching on quite a large LAN, plenty with IOS and so on. However all I knew about WANs was the basic link types. I could tell you the bandwidth about a given link but little more. Of IPX, I knew even less. The CCNA forced me to learn how frame relay worked, how IPX was routed, and take the time to go and set some up in the process of learning. All in all, it made me round out network knowledge in ways I otherwise wouldn't have. CCNP study is now doing the same thing to a much greater degree.

    So certs, like degrees, are what you make of them. If you take them as a confirmation of skills and a leaning experience, they will help you. You'll learn thing and you might not otherwise in your chosen field. If you just take them as a series of tests to be passed, you'll come out with little in the way of real knowledge or skills.

    I think both certs and degrees are things to look for. They give you indications of areas that a person ought to be knowledgable and skilled in. For example if you are looking for a network guy, the Cisco certs are a good thing to watch for. Do the necessiarly mean they are good? No, but that is something you then test for both by looking at job experience and with questions.

    My favourite way is to pick something they ought to REALLY understand, based on their alleged skill set and question

  139. Chubb sucks? Not all the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I graduated from Chubb's "Web Programming" program in march of 2002. They found me a job in August of 2002 as a programmer at an Ivy League school. I do also have a CS degree, and had a years experence in the field as a webmaster at the time (but little programming).

    Chubb did land me a very good job. Of course I ended up interviewing against like 50 other Chubb graduates for the job. Also, out of my class, only 2 other people got programming jobs. They aren't very good at placing people, I just happened to have a nice mix of experence and education.

    I think the Chubb training program for Web Programming (Java) is pretty good. It was much more pratical than what I learned with my CS degree. Of course, the education was not as well rounded.

    The teachers, some were good, some were poor. A lot like college.

    Overall, I would tell people if you work in IT already as a programmer and want to pick up a new language/platform (ie going mainframe to PC) Chubb is a good idea. If you want to get into IT as a programmer, go get a CS degree.

    Also, FYI at Chubb's "Main Campus" about a year ago the fired all of the "Job placement specialists" and replaced them with the sales/marketing people.

  140. What? How much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    said Muller, who now pays $189 a month for classes she didn't take.
    $189 a month? You're fucking kidding me she's whining over that, right? I have over $500 a month debt service on $120,000 worth of law school debt alone. Good luck trying to find a job as a lawyer nowadays. As I finish taking the Bar exam for the second time in six months, I now realize that my law school was worthless. Accredidation is a joke. Word to the wise for those in IT who are looking for another career; it's worse being a lawyer.

    1. Re:What? How much? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      I have over $500 a month debt service on $120,000 worth of law school debt alone. Good luck trying to find a job as a lawyer nowadays.

      Had you found a job as a lawyer, you would have been able to repay this debt with ease. Do you expect us to weep over your greed-motivated yet evidently poor career decision?

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    2. Re:What? How much? by marcyu · · Score: 1

      I think you're assuming that he took a path in law to get rich. Perhaps he wanted to help the poor? Or the sick? Or the elderly? Or abused children? BTW, I do agree with your signature. There's just too much Indian bashing going on here. It's petty, ignorant, and uneducated. But then again, what can you expect from a bunch of people with no college degrees.

    3. Re:What? How much? by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      Hey, I have no degree, and I have no problem with Indians. Hell, I'm 1/8 Cherokee myself!

      Oh, those Indians. Well, I don't have a problem with them either. It's the greed-motivated executives who fuck over their loyal employees and ship all the call-center jobs overseas that I have a problem with - regardless of what tribe they belong to.

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    4. Re:What? How much? by marcyu · · Score: 1

      And what's wrong with shipping those jobs overseas? For some reason, people in America think people in other countries are second-class people. Those people have just as much right to be employed as you, no matter what country they reside in.

    5. Re:What? How much? by computational+super · · Score: 1
      It's the greed-motivated executives who fuck over their loyal employees and ship all the call-center jobs overseas that I have a problem with

      Which the sig-owner knows damned well. He's probably one of the people "in the club" who benefits from offshoring (for now) who know that if you complain about offshoring, it's easy to "shut you down" by saying "Racist!".

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    6. Re:What? How much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's called loyalty. Mr. Jones has put in 10 years with the company, never missed a day of work, never come in late, always performed his job well. He's gotten the occasional pay raise to reflect his experience and loyalty to his employer. All of a sudden, he's terminated. Not because the company is downsizing or because he's screwed up, but because the overpaid, underworked executives figured out they could clear an extra few cents per share by just packing the call-center up and moving it to a place where the cost of living and wages are far lower. Mr Jones' reward for 10 years of loyalty and hard work? A pink slip.

      The company is incorporated in the United States, all its executives live in the United States, all its customers are in the United States. But the grunt work is being done by people who have absolutely no cultural ties to the company or the customers. And, as an added bonus, the customers get to speak with customer service representatives who frequently have trouble communicating basic ideas in the language spoken by those customers. At the very least, communications are hampered because the reps have an accent that's difficult for the customers to understand.

      They may be great reps - knowledgeable, courteous, and helpful - but if their customers can't understand a word they say, the services they provide are degraded. It's not even the rep's fault. It's just a result of the outsourcing.

      And who gets to foot the bill for all this? The taxpayer for the most part. That's right. All those folks on unemployment are drawing tax money. The corporations save a ton in income tax matching funds alone. The unemployed are left with mostly-useless degrees, some paid for by government grants - others are left holding the bag on student loans.

    7. Re:What? How much? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. It is, as you well know, quite possible to discuss the "problem" of outsourcing without having the discussion descend into a fest of Indian-bashing, yet that is rarely what happens on this site. Most of the posts on these topics are disgusting in their blatant xenophobia and racism.

    8. Re:What? How much? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      No, it's called capitalism and it is motivated by profit. Suck it up buttercup. Don't like it? Vote for leaders who put people before the profit motive and enact some kind of social democracy.

    9. Re:What? How much? by Justice8096 · · Score: 1

      If you have another major (which is likely considering that you are reading this), try IP law - there are many firms in the DC area that hire IP lawyers. Of course, you have to be at the toward the head of your class to be hired, but that is true in any field.
      My sister-in-law's ex-lawyer took a job with an Insurance firm - there is good (not great) paying work there.
      Alternatively, consider working in the court systems in a place like Camden, NJ where I come from. The pay isn't great, but a house only costs $15,000.

  141. My story-Money fever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You're not freakin' kidding. Far too many people "get into computers" because they heard you can supposedly make a ton of money in it."

    Uh, huh. And the "do it for the love" got into it because they heard you can make practically nothing in it.

    "All their resumes look the same, they have no real-world experience, and almost without exception, the reason why they went to that school to get a computer "degree" was because they heard you could make a good living doing it."

    Thankfully we'll not have that problem with outsourcing and the "doing it for the love of it" Indian.

    So when are we going to see the recent grads of CEO or politico school? I hear there's money in it.

    1. Re:My story-Money fever. by pcmanjon · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Uh, huh. And the "do it for the love" got into it because they heard you can make practically nothing in it."

      I'm not into the industry because it makes any money...
      Been using and enjoying learning about computers since the 5th grade...

      Its not because theres big money in the field, but rather, this is the only thing I'M GOOD AT.

    2. Re:My story-Money fever. by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      I always tell my friends that if I had any real job skills I wouldn't be doing I.T. work, because it's all smoke and mirrors. Mildly amusing, but most get my point. Hell, I really do it because I like it and I'm good at it. Now, where's that big-ass fat paycheck I'm supposed to get?

  142. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by hlygrail · · Score: 1

    Neither is funnier -- The insanity humor of the one cancels out the pity humor of the other. :)

    ... and yes, the job outlook is bleak for us techies as far as I can see. Gone are the days my 90K+ (after bonuses) salary.

  143. Dale Carnegie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok people. Time to quit bitching and start reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

    You want to know how that little shit who coasted thru the tech school in 8 weeks got the management position ahead of you? Go read the book.

    You want to know how the "luky ones" managed to land safely with their golden parachutes during the dot-bomb bust while you face-planted like a HALO jumper who grabbed the LL Bean bag by accident? Go read the book.

    You want to know how that moron who still giggles every time someone says the word "grep" makes $80k a year consulting? Go read the book.

    That Book is over 80 years old AND IT STILL APPLIES TO THIS DAY. Jesus, the book is only six frigging bucks. It's not going to kill you to buy it. This is why us liberal arts majors are able to kick the shit out of you sci majors. We know history. We know what shit to read. WE KNOW HOW THE WORLD REALLY WORKS. Like it or not, that's reality.

  144. Oh yeah?-Lies, damn lies and those number thingies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm,yes there always seems to be plenty of anedotal evidence. There's plenty of robbers, thieves, murderers, and generally bad people. however all the people with anedotal evidence need to ask themselves. How many are there really, and how much influence do they really have? Here's anedotal evidence, I work in a repair facility. All I see every day is broken equipment, therefore I can only conclude that the company that produces the equipment is crap. I work at the hospital, and see lots of gunshot victims. Therefore the crime rate must be up.

  145. YOu will laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours."

    Based on recent experience, do you know how hard it is to get people to do this? Simply amazing. Mostly 22-26 year olds.

  146. Rightly So! These Schools are Crap!-Too good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I thought the dot-com bust would have shaken these people out of the IT industry and into mcdonald's and walmart where they belong."

    Uh,huh. So I guess you don't buy from either place, because Mr Impeccable likes his good customer service done by people who got in it for the "love". Can't have these no-nothings ruining a good shopping experience, can we?

    1. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap!-Too good... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Taco bell sometimes, walmart no... I don't understand what your point is.

  147. Management Perspective by marcyu · · Score: 1

    I think most people here are bitter and miss the point of the certification. I'm a grunt worker like you guys with 13 years of network management & engineering experience, no degree, and just got my certs a year ago when I was unemployed. The offers just rolled in after I got these certs. I think the lesson here is that certs help the management of the company that is doing the hiring make a decision in the hiring process. For example, let's say company A has an IT director who needs to fill a system admin position. However, the IT director must tell the HR director the qualifications of the position. The busy IT director will quickly give some specific responsibilities of the position and will also state it would be nice if the applicant was "MCSE Certified". Fair? Maybe not. Reality? You betcha - happens every few seconds.

    1. Re:Management Perspective by computational+super · · Score: 1

      "Management perspective" is that programming skills are somewhat like shoelace tying skills. This perspective created the certification mill schools and doesn't show any real sign of slowing down or changing.

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  148. You have degrees working for you. WOW!-McCareer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You don't hire an architect to hammer nails, and if he applies you have to realize he's going to need training as a carpenter."

    Whew! Good thing Mcflipper and Walmart cashier doesn't require training.

    1. Re:You have degrees working for you. WOW!-McCareer by kfg · · Score: 1

      Whew! Good thing Mcflipper and Walmart cashier doesn't require training.

      Empirical evidence suggests otherwise.

      KFG

  149. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by nodialtone · · Score: 1

    i guess this would depend on who you know and who you blow :) But, screw FP and learn php & mysql. Anyone with C programming experience should pick it easily.

  150. Wondering what makes a techie by greenmile · · Score: 1

    I just read through the entire length of responses. I'm wondering what it really takes to be a "techie". Yes, I have a love for computers and I am currently a junior undergrad attempting to receive a CS degree. I love architechture and "building" my own computers (if that means buying parts and a case and screwing it together). But then again, is the fact that I'm here trying to "learn" what it takes to become a techie nullify any chance I truly have. Is a techie someone that doesn't need to "learn" how to become a techie, but just has it in their blood? My brother is a sysadmin for lockheed martin and I guess I've always looked up to him. He loved computers since he was 13 and never had to "worry" about becoming a true techie, he always had it in him. I, on the other hand, always feel inferior to him and therefore sometimes doubt my abilities and end up asking him for help on issues. Is this an inextricable condition that I will always hold inside of me, disabling me from becoming the true "fearless" techie that I wish to be. I am anxious to hear thoughts from some of you. Thanks.

    1. Re:Wondering what makes a techie by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      The best techies have been techies since before high school. They're the kind of folks who taught themselves to use an oscilloscope in the 8th grade. They're the kind of folks who were hacking Tandy 1000HX machines to interface with a hard drive when they were in the 9th grade. They're the kind of folks who were writing stuff in QBASIC when they were in grade school. They're the kind of folks who enjoy doing things like etching PCB's and home-building pulse-width motor speed controllers and carbon-fiber shells for robots to take to robot wars.

      Some are late bloomers, to be sure, or just weren't around for the days of the Tandy 1000HX or QBASIC. Still, the best techies I know of are those who would be hobbyists in their chosen "techie" profession if they couldn't get a job doing it for a living. Indeed, many are hobbyists, in addition to professionals.

      Building your own PC from parts and enjoying it is a start, but doesn't necessarily make one a true techie. These days that's really basic stuff. If you find yourself quickly progressing beyond that, you may just be a true techie.

      But you have to really have a passion for these things. Even if you do, it may still be best to find another field in which to earn your living, and keep techieness as a hobby.

      When I was working in IT, for example, I'd get home and not want to go near a computer for a while. Since I left the field, I'm rediscovering my passion for computers and electronics in general as a hobbyist. My latest little weekend project is this. $35 in diodes, resistors, capacitors, and other components from the local Radio Shack. Half a day with a soldering iron, and half a day compiling software, and the K5-166 machine I built from my spare parts bin becomes a rudimentary oscilloscope. That is, assuming I can get the sound module to successfully load and I don't fry the sound card when I test it this weekend!

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  151. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by nodialtone · · Score: 1

    I think your just trolling looking for high scores myself.

  152. honesty in advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw an ad for a tech school. The poster had a quote from a graduate, "I install physical network infrastructure in the Information Technology Department of a major Fortune 500 corporation!" and another line, "Our graduates make as much as $23,000 a year, right out of school!"

  153. Business is politics by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    Business is politics! This is especially true the higher you climb up the career ladder. Professionals will run into it and others higher up will face even greater problems. Executives, for instance, are almost always hired due to some political factor. Corporations will pass this off as "interpersonal skills" but it is nothing more than 'keeping your mouth shut and not criticizing your superiors'. There is nothing worse than criticizing someone higher up, even if your argument is technically sound.

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    1. Re:Business is politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is nothing worse than criticizing someone higher up, even if your argument is technically sound.

      Nonsense. I have no problem with people criticising me, and I'm pretty high up.

      In Grove's Only the Paranoid... book he also points out that such criticism from middle management and rank&file employees are one of the best ways for execs to learn of impending strategic inflection points.

      If places you work have the culture you describe, leave now, because they won't make it.

    2. Re:Business is politics by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's like that everywhere; all I'm saying is that it is common. Clearly there are exceptions. For instance, the CEO of Intel in the 90's (not sure if it's the same guy now) actually takes criticisms from engineers. He has no problems with it. But situations like this are rare. Most people don't accept criticisms because it makes them look bad.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  154. One class of worthy tech schools you missed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Try miltary tech schools, especially Air Force and Navy schools. There is no faking it when your ass could get seriously dead from not knowing what your doing. My employer looks for military experience on every resume. Military tech training is hands down the best around, because it combines book knowledge with practical experience. And a couple of years actually doing the job real world for peanuts. Ex-mlitary people also have more discipline then civvies and understanding paperwork bullshit better. Hire former enlisted, is a corporate motto. Civilian tech schools are worthless. College teaches engineering and how to build the next one, but frankly college boys are lousy technicians. Engineers are the worst, they all want to redesign the damn thing and not fix it. Military tech schools are the only ones worth having.

  155. See, you're not looking at this right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they promote the guy who doesn't know what he's doing to management.

    If you promoted the people who knew what they were doing to management, you wouldn't have anyone competent left to do the work.

    Promotion to management is how you get people who don't know what they're doing into a position where they can do the least amount of damage.

    In order to get promoted to management, you should do the following:

    1) Be willing to no longer do what you're trained to do in favor of writing status updates for and going to meetings with your superiors and typing and distributing meeting minutes and dealing with performance reviews.
    2) Never be an essential to work getting done. If work can't get done unless you're doing it, you can't be a manager.

    1. Re:See, you're not looking at this right... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Maybe yes, but I wouldn't say that he is least harmful in management. He is least harmful when he is fired. That's all I can say. On the other hand as an architect he was very harmful, I wasn't on the same project with the guy, but I had to mitigate some of his design decision since the company would have lost over 80 grand a year on some of his dumb ass solutions. But I was too expensive to keep further :)

      One more interesting thing, once a guy like that gets into power, he becomes even more dangerous because he starts bringing in people just like he, and it does not matter that these people are shit and cannot compete with the other possible hires for the same job, these shitty people have someone like that kid taking them in, and the management is also ok with it, what can they do, right? The kid seems to play the game so well.

      One thing for sure: the problem IS the management, because they ARE that kid as well. I am so tired of stupidity but apparently intellect and ethics have little to nothing to do with survival skills, otherwise people like that would have been history by now.

  156. My college experiance by returnoftheyeti · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Mostly I am just so glad to read so many comments that stick true to my heart. I go to a small community college, Mott College, in Flint, Michigan. This is the worst program that I can imagine for a networking degree. Course work includes an 8 week "Intro to Unix" that is mostly the ED editor. The accounting department requires the only Linux class, so half the class dosn't understand point and click in Windows, much less anything about Linux. This is real bad for thoes of us in the Networking progam that want to try to learn somthing. All my higher level classes are Windows based, and basically you follow along with a text book step by step to make things work. Some of the assignments are pretty lame, for example, do a trace route and write your results on the paper. While I am typing c:\tracert www.google.com > tracert.txt and cuting and pasting the results into the assignmet sheet (a Word doc that I was reading in Open Office) I see other students furiousally writing the results on a piece of paper.

    I am currently in a Windows 2000 server class. The assignment now is to set up and configure a DHCP server. This is done in a lab. None of the students could get theirs to work properly. The teacher was like, "well its configured properly, I don't know why it dosn't work". When I did mine, and it didnt work, I looked at how the network was set up. The server and the client were connected to a hub that was connected to a switch that held the schools LAN. Of course it didn't work, there was already a working DHCP server on the LAN. Once I disconnected the hub from the switch my DHCP server fired right up. I added a USB/10-100 NIC to my server and connected that to the schools LAN. My server has Internet connectivity, but my client can not ping the 2nd NIC in the server. I've been trying for days to make this work, I guess I just don't know how to properly phrase my Google search. My NT 4 MCSE teacher is convinced that the schools firewall is the reason my client can not ping the 2nd NIC on my server. If anyone can help me I'd greatly appriciate it.
    Jander@chartermi.net

    Anyways, going through all this, one of the other students was doing somthing and I told him he had to change the seting in the BIOS. His response, "Whats a BIOS" I am thinking to myself, you are in an avanced networking class and you don't know what a BIOS is?

    I have learned a lot in my classes, but not because of my classes. It is because I love what I am doing and I am willing to read and learn.

    Sad, because I have spent 3 years and a lot of money earning this worthless Associates Degree.

    Thank you for letting me vent.

    1. Re:My college experiance by forkboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sadly, you can learn a lot more by buying cheap equipment of your own and tinkering than you can in 2 years at a community college. During my tech stint, I went from tinkering on PCs to running network security (firewalls, ids, etc) for a couple different companies. The upside was I learned everything on my own time by spending a lot of my time and money during my lackey years on equipment to screw around with. (switches, old routers, various windows and linux servers, even some old sparcs and SGIs)

      The downside was, when the market went to the shitter and everyone and their dog were looking for a job, my lack of a degree kept me from getting anywhere.

      My advice to you...stick it out in the CC, then try and get into a 2+2 program with a 4 year college to finish off a bachelors in Info. Tech. or something similar. Learn most of your real world skills on your own. Use the degree to get a foot in the door.

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  157. had an intern once, getting his mcse by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    He had passed the 4 (?) core exams for the win2k mcse. A jobs program had put him through a boot camp. When he got to me, I asked him to bring up the control panel.

    Deer in headlights.

    Ok. Hit the start button and go to control panel.

    More bambi.

    O.k....lower left corner. Left-click...

    I am not making this up. It's possible the guy went into cranial vapor lock under pressure, but even in brainlock you should be able to find the control panel. Or at least the start button.

    Nice guy, good attitude, might be some aptitude, but the thought that he was going to get hired as an admin somewhere after his internship was weird.

    1. Re:had an intern once, getting his mcse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I work with him! :)

    2. Re:had an intern once, getting his mcse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! there's no control panel in my start button

  158. Depends who you are. by raehl · · Score: 1

    If you've put in your 10 years, it probably doesn't take much more than 3 days with a book to learn a new language.

    It's all pretty much the same methods, just different expression.

    1. Re:Depends who you are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " If you've put in your 10 years, it probably doesn't take much more than 3 days with a book to learn a new language"

      Haha... yup. Never used TCL/JACL before, my current job we use a lot of WebSphere. I had put up BigBrother to monitor the servers, and after a lot of various problems with certain apps, and having to constantly run the performance monitor in "panic, the app is down!" mode, I decided it'd be a good idea to *track* resource usage.

      I bought a book on TCL sunday night, started digging (oh FYI, TCL is used for WAS4 "control" scripts, JACL for WAS5). By thursday morning I had a mostly working script for WebSphere5, neatened it up, and had it reporting every 2 minutes with thread counts, database stats, etc. to BB by friday. Next week, I started on WebSphere4, and had that working by wednesday night.

      Its "JAPL", just another programming language. TCL has some nice features, although its more of a scripting language than a full-featured language. But, after 2 weeks, I had better monitoring of the applications than they've *ever* had, and have found a lot of "issues" either before they occured, or could point right to the fact that it was say, a Database issue, just by looking at the BB status.

      I didn't do it for the kudo's, I did it to make *my* life easier. And it has. Now I'm off to do the same for WebLogic, and have poked around a bit on JBOSS to see how to get anything similar out of it (they *really* need to standardize on architecture :-P but hey, it keeps me employed knowing how they work. I've learned that if you know the *concepts* inside and out, the implementation is secondary).

  159. Re:8-year old MCSE...MCP??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? MCP?

    "With the information I can access, I can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human."

    Or maybe MC P(ee) Pants...as in ATHF:

    "No, I love the liquid inside people! How many times do I gotta tell you, man? I'm insane! I eat people-juice! No one's going to hire a people-juice-eater!"

  160. More problems with Chubb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took the five month Web Design course over at the Parsippany, NJ
    Chubb. One day, I was pissed off and bored at the same time, so I
    decided to take some quotes. These are actual quotes from my
    instructor during the HTML portion of the curriculum. I'm going to annotate it with what I should have said, but since I'm a
    big pussy I kept quiet:

    "xml is a more stricter programming language"

    XML is a programming language? Wtf. Try mark up language. X*ML*,
    remember?

    "all html documents start with the HTML tag"

    What about the doctype? Indeed, it is *optional*, but some browsers do
    require it to be taken out of "quirks" mode. Some versions of IE
    require it to properly render the CSS box model. Certainly, *all* html
    documents do *not* start with the HTML tag.

    "yahoo uses meta tags..."

    This was the instructors answer to a question - I don't recall the
    question precisely as this happened about a year ago, but it was
    something along the lines of "How do search engines find your site?"
    Yahoo, at that time, used google, and google does not index your site
    based on some lame ass meta tags. All we'd find out about is how to
    enlarge our penises if this were true.

    "The only function of the address tag is to make the text italics"

    IDIOT! This displays a complete lack of understanding of the concepts
    behind HTML. The purpose of the address tag is to clearly state to the
    UA that what follows is an address, so that it may take a special
    action. The typical action taken by most pixmap browsers is to display
    it in italics, yes. But that is by far not "the only function." How is
    a text to speech synthesizer going to "make the text italics?"

    "The reason for using the address tag instead of just using the
    italics tag is for when other designers view your code"

    IDIOT! See above.

    "The reason for using the cite tag is so that other designers reading
    your code can see you are citing something."

    OMFG. See above.

    "Legally speaking you cannot link to another site without their
    permission"

    WTF! The whole point of hyper text was to be able to link to other
    documents. "Legally speaking," this bitch became a lawyer all of a
    sudden.

    "href stands for html reference"

    Or, hyptertext reference. I guess that's a bit of a nitpick,
    though. But fuck, if you're gonna be teaching this shit you better
    know this.

    This is about two hours worth of quotes, BTW. I got really tired (disheartened) after that.

    $13K, and the certificate is printed on fucking toilet paper, only worth less.

    In summary: stay away from Chubb.

    -- an unemployed Chubb grad.

  161. Close... or MOVE! by Cytop1asm · · Score: 0

    Guys, its time to pack up and move to... India!

  162. worked at a tech school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worked at New Horizons selling MCSE's and CIW's, and everything else. The only people that learned anything already knew computers before they got there and just came to get some letters behind their name. They learned on their own. the only good teachers that I've seen were actually trained by Microsoft and only taught their courses. Otherwise, from what I've seen, the books will not teach you what you need without practical experience. We warned people about this.

    I personally would never go to a Tech School like New Horizons. They will steal your money and you will not get the value for your education. I worked for them, I know what they are like. I competed against the others. They are all the same no matter what line of crap that they try to feed you.

  163. Oh, yeah by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    My father teaches there and in the local community college. He tells that the community college is head and shoulders above UoP.

    Also lame are ITT and some other similar institutions whose focus is on retraining. As someone who taught there noticed, the only thing they do relatively well is finding jobs to graduates using their contacts in the industry (it was said about 3 years ago).

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    Tigers respect lions, elephants and hippos. Maggots respect no one. (C) S. Dovlatov
  164. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subj

  165. Actually ... by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    I've had a few Russian History courses in not a very reputable college.

    But it was in Russia ;-).

    Seriously, I agree. You need to be not a CODER, but a HUMAN. This is to some extent my complaint against geeks who are obsessed with computers/games/TV.

    There is much more to life, and I'm glad to have my interests "divercified" as far from computers, as to politics and nature, driving and writing, psychology and spirituality, martial arts and qigong, travel and women ;-).

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    Tigers respect lions, elephants and hippos. Maggots respect no one. (C) S. Dovlatov
  166. MOD PARENT Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subject

  167. Education is incomplete. by torpor · · Score: 1

    While its a travesty to see such conclusions as "product == useless people" being made, its also a pointed fact that education, as a science, is incomplete.

    Due to its massive industrialization, the subject of systems of education is wraught with examples of abject failure.

    The most important thing to remember is that the only person who ever learns anything is you. Everyone else teaches.

    --
    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  168. WashU Grads? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    I see WashU bantered about on Slashdot all the time. As my former Uni, I wonder how many people went there, and how they feel about the education they got.
    The year that I applied, they were ranked third in the U.S. and dropped slightly the years I actually attended, but their ranking seems to have fallen to the mid-thirties.
    Is engineering at WashU going down the tubes?

    1. Re:WashU Grads? by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      Well, I loved Wash U ... I thought it was a great education without all of the attitude (i.e. of any of the Ivies, Stanford, Northwestern), and so sue me, I didn't miss the major athletics (I'm a purist, I consider them great and all, but also a bastardization of academia -- as evidenced by Colorado right now). Splendid school and I miss it a lot.

      I had always heard uncertain things about the Engineering there, that it was dubious and couldn't remotely compare to MIT, Stanford, whatever, and I guess I agree ... from my experience, they do go through a more rigorous academic experience (not to say that WashU is easy).

      When I was there just recently they were in their mid-thirties for engineering. However, WashU has been going on an across-the-board buying spree, hiring all sorts of big Law and Business profs, and at the time they were building I think 3 classroom buildings and 1 new dormitory. Not to mention there's all sorts of MetroLink expansion around the area. I'd say a major up-and-coming school indeed (recently broke Top 10). Anyway, I think they're doing the same with Engineering, hiring many big-shot profs and planning new buildings on the already cramped campus. So I'd say they're really pushing the engineering rather than letting it slide down the tubes. It's not the med school, but respectable.

      The problem is that I don't feel that Wash U enjoys the same sort of recognition that other schools (like Northwestern, the Ivies, or the dreaded Notre Dame) enjoy. Granted, this is in some part due to their athletic programs, which I earlier scorned, but I wish that WashU had a higher profile (maybe they do have a high profile and I just don't know it).

      Just my thoughts, from a fellow grad.

  169. *Very* related by DF5JT · · Score: 1

    A year ago, a customer asked us to come up with a concept for a high quality education project (in Asia). At that time I wrote these lines:

    "Having analyzed various offers for computer security related courses in
    individual educational institutes, both state controlled and privately run,
    we have come to the conclusion that the requirements for an education in
    this field cannot be met by any of these institutes for a number of reasons.

    Specifically, these institutes are prone to the following, grave
    disadvantages:

    They have to cover a wide range of course contents for competitive reasons and can rarely concentrate on specialized subjects
    They do not have the personal connections to important experts in the field of computer security
    They cannot keep up with the stormy pace of technical developments
    They cannot afford to hire experts for budgetary reasons
    They do not offer a comprehensive, long-term strategy for their courses
    They cannot afford to act independent of industry affiliations and thus
    have to reduce course contents to vendor specific knowledge transfer
    They cannot afford to set up a technical environment specific to a course's needs
    They do not assist students with additional staff to offer continuous assistance in their learning progress

    As a result, students attending a generic educational institution with any
    of these shortcomings will never be in a position to gain an in-depth view
    into highly sophisticated and complex systems and will therefore only be of
    limited use in a field that requires experts trained with motivation, skill
    and in-depth knowledge."

    I had a nice deja vu reading the /. story. Maybe I should become an analyst.

  170. No Kidding by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The local tech-schools have been pumping kids out like water for years.. even while the tech-job market has been drying up.. Just to collect more money.. They get their money before you graduate, they could care less what happens afterwards.

    Personally, I think they are being irresponsible by telling these impressionable kids ' we will get you a job ', and should be liable to some extent for damages...

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  171. They shouldn't be called engineers by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Look at the some of therequirements. it says things like "Create and Manage user accounts."

    It doesn't say "be super-duper geek computer god with 133t slashdot powers"

    They shouldn't be called engineers then - it's a certification that pretends to be a professional qualification that takes years, at least some work experience and recognition of your peers to acheive. Because of this some people with a MCSE pretend to be something special, but those that have nothing but that rarely are.
    1. Re:They shouldn't be called engineers by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
      I agree. "Engineer" is a term that probably should be reserved for people who build bridges and things.

      I think MS just took the term from Novell, who's CNE (certified novell engineer) cert was all the rage back in the early 90's.

      Red Hat is on the bandwagon now, too with thier RHCE.

  172. I just don't understand some people by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    THe example taken is a legitimate question of sombody that is clearly getting to grips with the vagueries of Solaris in particular and UNIX in general.

    This person is not claimin he is a guru or that he is a super duper certified Batman.

    If that is the best example you could come with, it clearly show things are not as you make them appear to be.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  173. Give me one good reason... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... for a Computer Scientist to be wasting time opening commodity hardware.

    It is not like they are going to improve computational algorhitms by looking at some RAM chips.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  174. No, he should not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never opened my first computer until 2 years after graduating, just out of natural curiosity, but I could have lived happily ever after without doing so.

    By then I had improved algorithms to search hughe databases with data stored on magnetic tape, been working in a research Institute building their infrastructure, connecting them to the Internet, and had installed and configured full datacentres all around my country with cutting edge technology.

    Your worldview seems pretty narrow to me, a view in which is you don't waste time opening computers you are not worthy of doing real computing work.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  175. good by seelet · · Score: 0

    this just goes to show that the quick way to get a so called "diploma" isnt the best way. Education pays off in the long run, so goto an accredited university, not the ACME School of Technology. I attended a open house day at one of these Tech schools, it was filled middle aged people hoping to get an actual education. The sad part is i was still in high school at that point and new a whole lot more than the instuctors were teaching. I pity those who paid out the cash.

  176. Re:Speaking as a DeVry graduate (almost) by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

    I will 2nd that... of course, I also managed to get a decent education before I dropped out due to lack of funding... :)

  177. Where is that job where you work for eight hours? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours.

    Let's have a poll here: how many people on this forum have an eight-hour work day? Anybody? Anybody at all?

  178. Computer Career Institute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know anything about this school? I'm looking at the one at Fairleigh Dickinson University but I saw online they have campuses at other schools too.

  179. Science degree is work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trade schools don't normally expect 3 semesters of calculus and a year of physics, and that's what scares people out of getting science degrees in a university. It's *VERY* easy to fail, even for smart, motivated people.

    I have a friend who has a 4.0 GPA in the 4th year Biochemistry, and has been turned down for every *unpaid* summer research opportunity available to a white person.

    She is thinking seriously about giving up because of it. If it's that fucking hard to get a research gig, why should she expect to be accepted at med school?

    This is with a 4.0 GPA in biochem, mind you. With competition like that, how can the average person expect to survive?

  180. Real Education by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
    I really hope you are inflating that number, that would pay for a whole year of real education.

    "Real Education" comes from experience. You can't buy it (even from the hallowed halls of academia).
    True Story:
    I work for a big fat fortune 500 company. Every summer, we get interns from local colleges. Most of them have, or are finishing up master's degrees in IT or comp sci. Most of them are absolutely worthless (at least at first). A few of them will talk your ear off about compiler design or some interesting theory about parsers, etc. While this is all well and good for 'around the water cooler' conversations, when it comes to carrying out real tasks (ie. the mail server is throwing errors, go check it out) they don't know what to do.

    Someone with ANY experience, or at least some technical training (like an MCSA or MCSE or whatever) would at least know where the event log is and be able to make an educated guess as to what's going on.

    Then, of course, that is the whole point of internships, to get these folks the experience they need to actually be able to do something productive. (and it gives us first crack at offering them a job)

    Someone with an MCSE and zero experience is no better (or worse) off than someone with a Master's and zero experience.

    1. Re:Real Education by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1
      "Real Education" comes from experience. You can't buy it (even from the hallowed halls of academia).

      Quite right. A good university will take your money and flunk you without a second thought.

      I work for a big fat fortune 500 company.

      Most people do.

      Every summer, we get interns from local colleges. Most of them have, or are finishing up master's degrees in IT or comp sci.

      A degree in "IT" or "MIS" or "CIS" or whatever else a college wants to call it is worthless. Those are people who take courses in Microsoft Word.

      A few of them will talk your ear off about compiler design or some interesting theory about parsers, etc. While this is all well and good for 'around the water cooler' conversations, when it comes to carrying out real tasks (ie. the mail server is throwing errors, go check it out) they don't know what to do.

      A computer science degree is not designed to prepare you to run some mail server. A computer science degree is designed to prepare you to be able to write a mail server. For that sort of thing, you need all sorts of theory.

      Someone with ANY experience, or at least some technical training (like an MCSA or MCSE or whatever) would at least know where the event log is and be able to make an educated guess as to what's going on.

      An MCSA or MCSE would only know wher it was on a Windows server. I would really hate to see the results of some MCSE triying to fix Sendmail.

      Then, of course, that is the whole point of internships, to get these folks the experience they need to actually be able to do something productive. (and it gives us first crack at offering them a job)

      Quite true, but most of that "real world experience" is in regards to an office environment in general, which is a rather strange place to someone who has been in college for the last four years. It is not supposed to be OJT.

      Someone with an MCSE and zero experience is no better (or worse) off than someone with a Master's and zero experience.

      Someone with a M.S. in computer science has already written hundreds (possibly thousands) of pages of code covering a wide array of subjects that has all been reviewed by people who have spent many years in the field. They may have produced a thesis, which represents about a year of work in something non-trival and mostly original. An MCSE managed to pass a test.

    2. Re:Real Education by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
      A degree in "IT" or "MIS" or "CIS" or whatever else a college wants to call it is worthless. Those are people who take courses in Microsoft Word.

      Well, that's the problem. People in non-programming-related IT jobs don't have a lot of options in terms of relevant 'professional credentials' you can either get one of these degrees in Microsoft Word, or a vendor-based certification. Both are mostly worthless on thier own.

      A computer science degree is not designed to prepare you to run some mail server. A computer science degree is designed to prepare you to be able to write a mail server. For that sort of thing, you need all sorts of theory.

      Quite true. Unfortunately, there are only a handful of companies in the business of writing mail servers. I guess the questions is, unless you plan to work for a software company, is a comp sci degree really the best option? If not, then what? An IT degree?

      I ask these questions not (just) to be a smartass, but because I have recently gone back to school and am wondering what the best course of action is. I know what sorts of skills my company (and related companies in the area) are after, and I don't see any such thing offered at the universities.

    3. Re:Real Education by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1
      I ask these questions not (just) to be a smartass, but because I have recently gone back to school and am wondering what the best course of action is. I know what sorts of skills my company (and related companies in the area) are after, and I don't see any such thing offered at the universities.

      As much as it goes against my generally libertarian tendencies (not to be confused with the marginal political party of the same name), there should be a real, state-run certification system, just like there is for plumbers or electricians. As it is, I would recommend a comp sci degree if you can handle all of the math, and you could always resort to getting a sysadmin job afterwords when the job market isn't good. If you can't handle the math, then a comp sci degree is a very bad idea. Probably a business degree would take you farther than an MIS, if you already have real world experience as a sysadmin.

  181. Re:Oh yeah?-Lies, damn lies and those number thing by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Oh, really, you think so? In over 9 years of working in IT, you know what I have realized? Ignorance is bliss. They are literally everywhere. I worked on projects for over 10 different companies (no I did not move place to place every year, I was working in IT shops that did solutions.) This shit is happenning everywhere. It was very evident in any medium to large size companies, even in two small ones, it still was applicable. So many anecdotes I suppose.

  182. how do you become a manager? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Would it not be better to learn 'manager' skills than 'tech' skills, since no one fires a manager.

    You can just fire others and keep your self there. ;)

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  183. "Engineer" by Viv · · Score: 1

    Just keep in mind that in many locations, the use of the term "Engineer" when referring to one's self is regulated.

    In the United States, for example, each state has certification known as "Professional Engineer". Generally, the requirements are:
    1. A four year BS degree accredited by ABET as an engineering degree (NOT an ABET accredited CS program).
    2. Passing a preliminary exam known as the "Fundamentals of Engineering" exam.
    3. A variable amount of years working under an already licensed Professional Engineer. (depending on education level and the state itself)
    4. Passing a final "Professional Engineer" exam.

    If you call yourself an "Engineer" and are not licensed, you may be opening yourself up to certain liabilities.

    For example, under Texas law (Title 6, subtitle A, Chapter 1001, Subchapter A):

    1001.301
    (b) A person may not, unless the person holds a license issued under this chapter, directly or indirectly use or cause to be used as a professional, business, or commercial identification, title, name, representation, claim, asset, or means of advantage or benefit any of, or a variation or abbreviation of, the following terms:

    (1) "engineer";

    (2) "professional engineer";

    (3) "licensed engineer";

    (4) "registered engineer";

    (5) "registered professional engineer";

    (6) "licensed professional engineer"; or

    (7) "engineered."

    It provides for penalties as well -- up to $3000 per day -- but that penalty is relatively small. The key is in the civil liability incurred in illegally advertising yourself as an "engineer" to your clientelle.

    Various states have various laws regarding the use of the term "engineer", so your usage may or may not be legal. Just keep in mind that you're skating on thin ice ANY TIME you refer to yourself as ANY kind of engineer if you aren't a licensed public engineer in the USA.

    Other countries generally have similar laws, ESPECIALLY if they British or former British colonies (UK, Canada, Australia, etc).

    1. Re:"Engineer" by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Thanks for providing this information. I guess I should probably drop the term engineer from my resume then, I was totally unaware of these restrictions.

      I still think they are BS. I call myself a 'software engineer' because I have years of experience in the practices in engineering business systems (that go beyond simple coding), just like how a person would call themselves a golfer if they had experience in hitting a little white ball with a stick.

      I am now forced to opt for developer when my skills and experience exceed this role simply because I havent wasted my time studying very advanced maths that is totally irrelevant to my choosen field.

      Perhaps I should just find a synonm for the word engineer and use that!

    2. Re:"Engineer" by Viv · · Score: 1

      As far as it being "BS" is concerned, there are a couple reasons for it.

      First, lobbying by professional engineers. I'm studying to get my degree in Computer Engineering (very close to electrical engineering -- a little less EE, a little more CS), and trust me, it's no cakewalk. I like having a special word, just for people who have accomplished what I intend to accomplish.

      Second, there is a need for a qualification as to what exactly an engineer is. In the mind of most individuals, an engineer is a highly qualified, highly educated individual with a certain background that indicates that s/he will be able to apply "engineering principles" to any given problem.

      Now, in your experience, this isn't a particularly big deal. But what if I hire an "engineer" to build me a bridge, or an airplane, or an MRI machine? Suddenly, lives are at stake, and it is important that someone who calls themselves an "engineer" really has the background to back it up.

      That's the whole point of restricting the use of the word "engineer" to only trained engineers. The same goes for MD, CPA, lawyer, etc. There are usually big things at stake when you hire one of these individuals, so you want to know exactly what you're getting when you hire someone that refers to him/herself as one.

      Hell, they even have an engineering discipline for what you do -- engineering business systems-- it's called "Industrial Engineering". It's considered to be about the lightest form of engineering (some engineers even call IE's "mangineers", from "manager", like PHB) -- but you still have to do your statistics, calculus, physics, thermodynamics, electrical science, etc, and it's a good deal harder than most other non-engineering undergraduate degrees.

      I know where you're coming from. My signature used to be "Forget college! I'm going pro!" I did what you do.

      And trust me when I say: When I've finished this program, I'll do what I used to do BETTER for having wasted my time studying "very advanced maths" that I USED to think were totally irrelevant to my chosen field. (IMO, calculus and statistics aren't that advanced, just very, very relevant.)

      A trained engineer brings something else ENTIRELY to the table. It's no coincidence that HR departments typically hold engineering degrees in higher regard than just about anything else out there.

      As far as your title problem goes, looking at your experience, I would very nearly call you an "analyst" of some kind. You take processes, analyze them, and make them better.

    3. Re:"Engineer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D-Cypell,

      You are a Software Developer, or perhaps a Software Analyst, or perhaps still a Project manager/leader (as an aside, any employer worth working for will be more interested in what work you have undertaken, and not the silly title). Unfortunately, you are not an engineer yet.

      The way I like to view the difference between "Engineers" and "non-engineers" in any industry is simple. Engineers are qualified and accedited, and regulated. If a bridge collapses due to negligence of an actual engineer he will be professionally accountable. Currently, there is no such requirement of a software developer that I am aware for. With a professional title, comes a professional responsibility - and whilst you may already be engaging in good practices, most people touting themselves as "software engineers" are not.

      As an example, in the UK & Europe, there are a few engineering bodies, and I would be extremely skeptical of a person calling themselves an engineer and lacking the professional body initials of "CEng" or "EurIng" (these titles aren't necessarily awarded on the basis of an engineering degree, but I don't personally know of any registered engineer who hasn't). In fact, I would certainly ask them at interview why they view themselves as an "engineer" - assuming they got that far of course.

      Once software developers engaged in "bigger-picture" development have the same degree of accountability and professional responsibility, and once a regulatory body has been established (which would be akin to the UK's Engineering Council) then we can consider calling them engineers.

      Glad to hear you are now employed, but *please* don't pass yourself off as an engineer until you can actually back it up. As a start, membership of a relevent professional body (such as ACM or IEEE) is probably a step in the right direction (and can provide numerous resources for professional development - yeah, you might be shit-hot now, but you need to make sure you stay that way over the next 40 years or so of professional life).

      I would still strongly recommend attending a reputable University, even if only part time. You might be surprised with what you can learn from the experience if you have the right aptitude...

  184. Katharine Gibbs School....(REAL LIFE) by lost_8lives · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My story is an interesting one. Basically I have been using/breaking/fixing/learning and loving machines since I was 11. I took rudimentary computer logic classes at that age to(basic)(got thrown out for some reason or another...)Anyway, I was pretty much a fuk-up from 13 to 18 in regards to not taking school seriously(raves, skateboarding,girls,(ILLICIT_ACTIVITY_HERE),etc and not really learning or, rather, expanding my horizons academically. At 18, girlfriend gone, raves suck, still skating, life is bleek. Tried going to school for english, I did pretty well and decided to re-hash my interest in computers past Street Fighter 2. Start going to Katharine Gibbs School for programming. I got in with a GED I JUST GOT(gotta love me)and started classes. Turns out I LOVE PROGRAMMING and do pretty well(top 2 in my class) shit gets deeper... It came to the point(very quickly) that the work was watered down to suit the instructors lack of real teaching skill or initiative. There are at least 5-6 classes on the curriculum which I was made to buy books for and never took the course for. Teachers would not show up for class and randomly quit in between quarters(whoa)on some,"Yeah, well...do you guys know any SQL/JAVA/C++,etc.". Long story short. I was put in the position where I had to GO THE EXTRA MILE MYSELF because if you want to learn, you will. I studied C++ for 6 months before I even went to the class, any job I could(can) get even WORKING with a computer I will take. My resume probly sux, but I don't know many peeps who can physically install and configure a T1 line from start to finish and then do the SQL/ACCESS Admin thing all by themselves with an asshole boss clocking me... (but I still know those who can even do FAR more than that...;)If you love this isht, you will ALWAYS go far in some regard. I want to get paid to but somethings are more important than money/ or the next asshole boss/ to know how to learn is the most essential and priceless of the above mentioned.:D F**k EM ALL!

  185. you are right by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    much better.

    oops.

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  186. Semicolon was right by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    I was wrong.

    I apologize to all semicolins everywhere.

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  187. CYBERMINT IS AN ANTISEMITE RACIST PIG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  188. Good point. by qtp · · Score: 1

    why the hell would a MCSE need ot care what HTML or COBOL is?

    I don't, all I want them to do is to maintain the Windows boxes, which is a task for which they are perfectly qualified and I am admittedly not.

    There is truth to the impression of many MSCEs see operating systems as little more than product, and being uninterested in computing as anything other than a paycheck, but I can hardly blame them for that (even though this is what my comment was intended to illustrate).

    I've been using Linux (and occasionally BSD) for seven years now, but do not work with it for a living (I am working to change that). If a MSCE cert is what gets someone into the field, then they've made the correct choice. However, it would be nice to see people who demonstrate actual interest in the subject landing a job once in a while, instead of the folk who have attended the correct indocternation program.

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  189. Reply to my own post... by qtp · · Score: 1

    Rather than get modded up for the implied opinion that I do not hold, I'd like to clarify my statement a bit.

    I have met more MSCEs who know nothing about markup or programming languages, many more than I've met among *nix users.

    And I do not consider the training they recieve in thier MSCE class to be "education". But it is training, and it is good training. These guys know more about configuring and maintaining Windows than I ever want to know. They are perfect for the job of installing and maintaining a Microsoft based network that depends on Microsoft-only software (plus BackupExec). Thier training is not intended to be education, it is intended to train them to pass the test, and to prepare them to service the products of a single company (plus BackupExec).

    The majority of *nix technicians and users I meet, either have been education in computing, programming, and operating system design, or have given themselves that education through computer use and self directed education. There is a difference in the cultures that are propagated in the different communities. One is focused on loyalty to a certain product, the business end of selling product and services, and obedience to a centralized "official" authority, with all other considerations being secondary. The other is focused on operating system design, choosing from a wide variety of possible solutions, and the "authority" of "best practices" as determined by ad-hoc (self appointed) committee and responsible consensus.

    In the United States, the business culture is much more familiar with the former of the two ideals, and is therefore more trusting of those who subscribe to it, even when the solutions it offers are inappropriate for the businesses requirements.

    I do get upset when the consultants do not understand why the default filepermissions are inapropriate for a server that has a large number of inexpirienced users accessing the system. I do get upset when they do not understand why we would want to run AdAware on every machine, just as we do the anti-virus software. And I do get upset when they claim to not trust software that does not originate at one of a small group of companies that do not themselves have all that great a record for security or reliability.

    But I do want these guys solving all but the most obvious Windows problems that arise.

    But I also wish that we weren't using Windows on the network at work, and I do wish my employer would realize that there is nothing that we do there that does require windows and can't be done just as easily, more reliably, and with better security if we were using another OS.

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  190. CYBERMINT=DUMBASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, wait, you paid a subscription and were stupid enough to troll with it? And on top of that you actually spouted some anti-semitic nigger-hating nonsense? Can I just say that you are ONE STUPID FUCK!!?!!

    1. Re:CYBERMINT=DUMBASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I mention that the guy who got fired was a NIGGER?

  191. Surplus Tech Workers by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    This is no Christmas Miracle. Cheap training to obtain easy, high-paying jobs has been a work fantasy forever. It used to be truck driving school. Frank Zappa said, "So I tore the cover off a book of matches..."

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  192. MSCE BS by Silvanx · · Score: 1

    This whole thread is utterly futile. For one thing.. look at the scope of the test. The MSCE is designed, optimally, for people already working in the field. First -Go to any book store and pick up any book (I have a preference for Exam Cram) and it will tell you who the test is aimed for. You'll see that the optimum candidate is someone that has at least a couple of years of experience in the field. Next - there's the age old distinction between theory and application. I don't care who you are and in what field you practice.. if you're a psychologist or a surgeon that has had nothing but theory (book learning..etc) I'm not going to want you either in my head nor rooting round in my carcass. Ohm and by the by there IS a lot to be said about actually liking what your doing.. as a previous poster pointed out. Next - how much of this argument is really centered round the fact that jobs are being outsourced (which they are) and less to do with the adequacy of the certs. Let's face it all... the employers out there are getting pickier. Just having a cert wont cut it because it's only theory... not application .. not job experience. People out there are getting picker because there's simply less demand, so please leave all this elitistic "MSCE isn't worth anything" talk of of it. It's not very useful at all.

  193. when i did my schooling by xpyr · · Score: 1

    I went to a private college during the dotcom boom. The boom ended just before I graduated so I missed out on it. As I was saying, the school I went to I found great. It was a different approach in that you were assigned readings and you'd practise that with your own installation of the OS you were on at the time. If you didnt understand something, then you would go ask your instructor about it. This required a certain amount of discipline of course but nonetheless it worked out for me. And my favourite thing about it is that you never took any BS courses. It cost me about the same then going to a public college but I spent less time in school then I needed to. The only reason why these public colleges and universities have lower tuition is because the government pays for some of it. The government wants you to get a well rounded education. fuck that. I dont need another year or more of high school. Reminds me of this saying. "I'm the jack of all trades, master of none." Having a degree in a field of study is a useful thing. But when you have to take courses that have nothing to do with that field of study just to get that degree, then you start to wonder why its set like this.