Assuming the "hose" or whatever it is that you breathe into is long enough- couldn't you just turn the fans way up in the car, put the hose up next to the fans, and have it simulate someone breathing into it?
or does a webcrawler named "slurp" sound like something more appropriate for booble.com?
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I think most hypochondriacs try to avoid seeing doctors because doctors won't give creedence to their personal opinions about what they think they have. It seems most of them (hypochondriacs, not doctors) are more looking for sympathy than an actual solution to whatever perceived problem they might have.
"Lunokhod 1 actually toured the lunar Mare Imbrium (Sea of Rains) for 11 months in one of the greatest successes of the Soviet lunar exploration program"
I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?
Wouldn't transferring people based on their anger level just make them more annoyed?
"I'm sorry, you've sworn too much- I'm transferring you now to our new 'ultra-swearing system'"
(insert a series of expletives here from angry customer)
"Error- $SwearNum overflow...press Ctrl-ALt-Del on your phone to restart system"
Assuming the "hose" or whatever it is that you breathe into is long enough- couldn't you just turn the fans way up in the car, put the hose up next to the fans, and have it simulate someone breathing into it?
or does a webcrawler named "slurp" sound like something more appropriate for booble.com?
I think most hypochondriacs try to avoid seeing doctors because doctors won't give creedence to their personal opinions about what they think they have. It seems most of them (hypochondriacs, not doctors) are more looking for sympathy than an actual solution to whatever perceived problem they might have.
someone could combine this with the sourcecode for half life 2 and make some sort of super half-life playing game os... or something like that...
"Lunokhod 1 actually toured the lunar Mare Imbrium (Sea of Rains) for 11 months in one of the greatest successes of the Soviet lunar exploration program" I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?
Wouldn't transferring people based on their anger level just make them more annoyed? "I'm sorry, you've sworn too much- I'm transferring you now to our new 'ultra-swearing system'" (insert a series of expletives here from angry customer) "Error- $SwearNum overflow...press Ctrl-ALt-Del on your phone to restart system"