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Russian Rovers on the Moon

An Ignorant American writes "Perusing an Air & Space magazine the other day, I came across an article about Russian Moon Rovers during the space-race era. Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat. I asked around (friends and coworkers) and nobody else I've talked to has heard of them either. They were called 'lunokhod', and were the first of their kind. Unmanned, remotely operated rovers with basic instrumentation. Two were successfully landed on the Moon, each driving for many miles on the Moon's surface, returning tens of thousands of pictures. You can do a Google Search to start your education, or read what they have to say at Wikipedia on the subject (Wikipedia also has some external links.)"

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  1. Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    An interesting fact is that while the Lunokhod robots transmitted more than 20,000 TV pictures and more than 200 TV panoramas and also conducted more than 500 lunar soil tests, their actual purpose was to try and find US made robots and/or buildings(!) on the surface of the moon.

    This was done under a program name of "Timofeev". Timofeev is just a common Russian last name and seems to have no special meaning (not referring to a lead scientist/government official, etc).

    1. Re:Robots had another purpose by Em+Ellel · · Score: 5, Informative

      FYI: "Lunokhod" mean "moonwalker" in russian (They should sue Michael Jackson)

      As for name, russian engineering projects are most often named after the lead engineer or location where they are made (common for russian planes and cars, like MiG actually is a shortened version of Mikoyan-Gurevich - names of the design team leads)

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    2. Re:Robots had another purpose by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Psst! Hey, I have a bridge in Mare Tranquillitatis I can sell you! And I'll even throw in a lot of Smolotov Blackov Helikopertnishkin if you call in the next five minutes! Act Now!

    3. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did it find any? (US made robots and/or buildings...)

    4. Re:Robots had another purpose by strictnein · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As odd as this may sound, I had an uncle who worked for a military listening station in eastern europe during the cold war. He had made mention to something along those lines at one time. I thought it sounded kind of odd, but it was definitely interesting. Other than talking to him about it, this is the first time I've ever seen/heard it mentioned.

    5. Re:Robots had another purpose by jarda · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Also interesting is the fact that in Soviet Block, they were shown as a proof that USSR does care about pepole's lifes much more than US does, so rather than risking dnagerous human mission on the moon, they only sent robot, while astronauts stayed safely at home.

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    6. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they found a sign which said "George W. Bush is a fucking retard!"

    7. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be ridiculous. George W. Bush is a great leader and a military genius.

    8. Re:Robots had another purpose by wacki · · Score: 1

      Quote Also interesting is the fact that in Soviet Block, they were shown as a proof that USSR does care about pepole's lifes much more than US does, so rather than risking dnagerous human mission on the moon, they only sent robot, while astronauts stayed safely at home. "Two beers or not two beers. That's the question." -- Shakesbeer Are you nuts? Ever hear about stalin or lenin?

    9. Re:Robots had another purpose by Binary+Gibbon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would do well to note that he said 'In the Soviet Block.' Ie, they were used by the Soviet gov't as propaganda. I think we can all believe that, considering that's what anyone who has ever gotten into space has done.

      So I suggest /you/ leave your reactionary rants to more germane topics; commanding conversants to 'shut the fuck up', while certainly demonstrative of a strong, take-no-prisoners American spirit, makes for poor discussion.

    10. Re:Robots had another purpose by joggle · · Score: 1

      Then why were they developing a manned mission to the moon? If they didn't keep blowing up test rockets they certainly would have tried to get a man there (with little hope of getting him back I might add). The cosmonauts were very relieved when the manned moon project was canceled.

    11. Re:Robots had another purpose by jarda · · Score: 1
      Heh, have you even read that comment?

      Sure it was Soviet propaganda, there's no doubt about that. Period. I just pointed that out as interesting fact. While people in US didn't know about Russin rovers at all, people in USSR knew about US space program but were tought in school how inferior it is to the Russion one.

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    12. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Soviet Bloc you illiterate.

    13. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The comments about the safety of the crews was pure propaganda and I didn't read it as the opinion of the poster. After Apollo 11 successfully landed, the Soviet lunar program was classified for many years and not publicly acknowledged until the laet 1990s -- little is known among the general public to this day of the giant N-1 booster (Saturn 5-class), the one-man lunar lander, the design elements in the Soyuz spacecraft that are leftovers from the days when Soyuz would have orbited the Moon, the N-1 launch failures, and many, many more elements of the program.

      Why?

      Because the Soviet leadership did not want to admit that it had failed to beat Project Apollo to a manned landing. So all those things were hidden, and the Soviets claimed that all along, they had focused on staying safely in Earth orbit, building space stations and sending automated probes to the Moon to drive around and send soil samples back (some probes in the Luna series were sample-return spacecraft) rather than letting humans do those things. Never mind that a human can do so much more on-site than he can in a control room a light-second away...

      So please, don't tell the guy to shut up -- do a little reading first. The attitude did indeed exist -- but from the Soviet leadership, not someone commenting on an Internet message board decades after the fact.

    14. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how that works. Most American or British or (insert whatever country here) made cars or planes are actually named after the company, like the Boeing 747 or the Ford Prefect.

      Don't forget that Mr. Apollo guy who got the USA to the moon, and later fought Rocky Balboa.

    15. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 1

      Sometimes yes, sometimes no; while most of the world heard the news of Apollo 11's landing live, most of the Soviet Union likely did not. Airing the landing would have been an admission by the Soviet government that it had failed to reach the Moon before the United States.

    16. Re:Robots had another purpose by axxackall · · Score: 1

      Are you serious about men landed to Moon? I thought it was propaganda too...

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    17. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reliable Soyuz rocket in use today was designed by Sergei Korolev, who was a brilliant rocket engineer who, like Wernher von Braun, dreamed of building rockets that could send people into space. He died in the mid-1960s, however, so his second-in-command designed the giant N-1 -- and the N-1's first stage had many, many small rockets powering it rather than a smaller number of large ones, as in the Saturn V. It's believed (according to a mid-90s NOVA program on the Soviet manned lunar effort, and other sources) that the sheer complexity of the N-1 was largely to blame for the failures.

      How the cosmonauts really felt hasn't been addressed much if at all in any of the books or web sites I've read, nor have any documentaries.

    18. Re:Robots had another purpose by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...as if this was supposed to be some sort of huge secret or something!

      I remember visiting the Science and Tech Museum here in Ottawa way back in 1977, the 60th anniversary of the USSR. The Soviets had an exhibition of their space program, including a model Vostok and Sputnik 1, some stuff about the recently completed Apollo/Soyuz joint mission...and a model Lunokhod, which ran on a little track on a grayish moon surface. Most interesting! Somewhere, I still have a brochure or two from it.

      So this was hardly any sort of secret, the USSR being very solvent at the time.

    19. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baby Bush was busy being a military deserter at the time. A great leader and military genius!

    20. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats! That is the newly crowned "dumbest thing I have ever read on /." - you should be proud, take a bow.

      Dumb fuck.

    21. Re:Robots had another purpose by joggle · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I once saw a documentary about the N-1. I agree that it failed due to its complexity. While the Russian engineers liked to reuse old designs, sometimes it can go too far. (If I remember correctly, the problem was fueling all of the mini-rockets at the exact same rate. If there were any fluctuations, the entire rocket would explode)

      I believe I saw in the same documentary that the cosmonauts felt that the trip to the moon was a one-way trip due to the untested and underdesigned lunar module.

    22. Re:Robots had another purpose by jarda · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess you're right. I just know it was broadcasted life in at least some of the former Soviet satelitte states (since I happen to live in one), so at least in part of the Soviet block people knew quite well about Apollo landing. And communist goevermnets then had to find explanation why Americans landed succesfully on the moon while Russions only sent rover, so they came with the story I mentioned earlier, that seemed to outrage about half of the people around here.;)

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    23. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 1

      I'm 99 44/100% sure you're kidding...

      but just in case...!

    24. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 2, Informative

      The US lunar module was no less an unknown quantity, though it was known to be at least somewhat reliable because it was tested several times before the actual landing - several times unmanned, then by Apollo 9 (earth orbit) and Apollo 10 (lunar approach but no landing.)

    25. Re:Robots had another purpose by ckedge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Instantly, Nedelin, his staff, their chairs, and over 100 technicians on the rocket were incinerated

      Not entirely correct. There is black and white video footage of dozens of technicians running away from the fireball, all entirely aflame, before dropping to the ground.

      It was only "instantly" for those right next to the rocket. Who knows how many burned alive over the course of a half minute or two.

      http://www.russianspaceweb.com/r16_disaster.html

    26. Re:Robots had another purpose by vladkrupin · · Score: 4, Informative

      After Apollo 11 successfully landed, the Soviet lunar program was classified for many years and not publicly acknowledged until the laet 1990s

      A lot of the moon-related exploration stuff was available to public - just visit the space museum in Moscow. Some parts of the exhibitions from the 1980s are, I believe, still there.

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    27. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 1

      Hmm, perhaps it wasn't talked about as much in the West. I know I heard relatively little until about 1995.

      I'd love to see that museum. I've seen some photos of the stuff there. Full-scale engineering replicas, I think? I'd be in space-nirvana in there.

    28. Re:Robots had another purpose by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have a new theory--as usual :) ok it's not so new. I'm sure social scientists have remarked on this already

      The naming should indicate the underlying econopolitical system and culture in society. USSR was Communist (however little there was), while USA is capitalist. So USSR names things after people since people (eg. collective) take precedence under communist societies. USA names things after corporations since corporations (and other private businesses) take precedence in capitalist societies. Continuing this line of thought, you can analyze other societies as well. A theocratic society would name things after Gods, and a monarchy will name things after the monarchs. A dictatorship would name things after the dictator. The question is... what would a technologically oriented society (say one driven by geeks) name things after?

      DISCLAIMER: What I said is not 100% true because no society fully practices one econopolitical system. For instance, USSR is partly communist, mostly totalitarian (dictatorship) and partly an oligarchy, while USA is mostly capitalist, and partly socialist. So you would see multiple characteristics. In addition, other factors (like nationalism) would impact it (eg. a country practicing nationalism will most likely name things after people)

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    29. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The N-1 remained officially secret for a long time, although probably it was acknowledged in the 1980s, as the USSR began to implement various reforms. of course you can't really cover up a program that big, so (speaking as an American) we generally knew that there was a Soviet moon rocket, but the basic details -- such as: what it looked like, how many times it was tested, what the results were, and how much it cost -- were not really public.

    30. Re:Robots had another purpose by Vladimir · · Score: 1

      I highly recommend Victor Pelevin's "Omon Ra" as the true account of the Soviet space program (actually, I read it on the same day as the story about sending people to Mars was on /. and couldn't believe the coincedence)

    31. Re:Robots had another purpose by FreakWent · · Score: 1

      Acronyms. A technocracy names everything with obscure TLAs used to tell if someone really is in a particular field of expertise or just bluffing.

      How many tech-related acronyms can you think of? Now ask a farmer or a musician or a doctor how many (non-tech) acronyms are directly related to their field.

    32. Re:Robots had another purpose by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Operators are standing-by!!!

    33. Re:Robots had another purpose by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      the N-1 launch failures

      Was that the one where they lost key scientists and engineers in a big explosion? The key guys violated the rules and rushed closer to see what was wrong rather than wait for proper stand-down procedures (typical geeks). The result was a big kaboom that killed them, setting the program way back. If they simply were more patient at that moment, the moon race may have looked different.

    34. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...

      The Ford Edsel: named after a person.

      The Apollo program: named after a god.

      The Mercury program: named after a god.

    35. Re:Robots had another purpose by Vess+V. · · Score: 1

      Um. Except that many, many cosmonauts died in accidents.

    36. Re:Robots had another purpose by KarMann · · Score: 1

      We (the geeks) would name things after other things. For instance, space shuttles could be named after spaceships from a SF TV show, or after ships of James Cook's explorations. Just to use a purely hypothetical example, of course.

      On that note, I'd love to see the first unit of whatever replaces the shuttle (I think they're calling it "Crew Exploration Vehicle" for now, or something like that?) called the Resolution, after Cook's flagship on his second voyage, and obviously for what it would signify as well.

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    37. Re:Robots had another purpose by MulluskO · · Score: 1

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    38. Re:Robots had another purpose by MikePlacid · · Score: 1

      Big Boom was not with a lunar rocket. It was next door - with a very big military R-16 rocket. It was later tested successfully and accepted by the military. Probably still pointing at some of the American cities...

    39. Re:Robots had another purpose by axxackall · · Score: 1

      another page on the bad astronomy links to the trueth about Moon. By the way, "pravda" on russian means "trueth".

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    40. Re:Robots had another purpose by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      The first space shuttle was in fact called Enterprise due to multitude of Star Trek fans, which I found somewhat ironic since it is the shuttle that never was in space.

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    41. Re:Robots had another purpose by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      Not particularly strange considering there was no such concept as "company" under the Soviet rule. All theoretically belonged to the people, thus things just got called by the name of whomever worked on it or whatever factory produced it.

      It is kinda like within a company you'll have "Bob's project"

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    42. Re:Robots had another purpose by rbook · · Score: 1

      This was done under a program name of "Timofeev". Timofeev is just a common Russian last name and seems to have no special meaning (not referring to a lead scientist/government official, etc).

      Timofeev is also the name given by the Soviet government to the son of a husband-and-wife American Communist Party (CPUSA) officials who was left behind in Russia (on Soviet orders) when his parents returned to the U.S.

      Maybe the name does have some significance, if it was loking for US items on the moon.

    43. Re:Robots had another purpose by KarMann · · Score: 1

      Hmm... perhaps the sarcasm in the words "purely hypothetical" wasn't clear enough? Yes, I knew that perfectly well, though I can see how one might have thought I thought it was truly hypothetical, and that it referred to USS Enterprise aircraft carrier, or something like that. But even if I had thought that, that would still count as "naming things after other things," anyway. ;-)

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    44. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :)
      I am from former USSR.
      I don't know how USA and the West in general could miss Lunokhods, because they were one of the soviet propoganda workhorses. Every child in the East knew about them.
      I guess, americans just wanted to feel "special" and could not afford to believe, that other nations can do something useful too, sometimes even better than americans. :))That's why Western mass media silently ignor the facts...

    45. Re:Robots had another purpose by KLP-2002 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey dick, learn to speak English first and then learn a something about the past, fucktard.

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    46. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you outbeath a 1:10 salary diffrence? be 10 times better.

    47. Re:Robots had another purpose by Axe · · Score: 1
      The Soviet Union cared more about life than the US? The Soviet Union?? HAHAHAHAAH!!!

      What part of "used for propaganda" you did not get?

      BTW: in your example Nedelin actually cared about lives enough to go out and join the party himself. Of course, it so happened that he was also an idiot.

      How is that differnt from NASA brass behaviour with Columbia foam hit - I do not know though. At least they did not have guts to go out and watch the landing :)

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    48. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, even if the landing was not shown on the TV,
      American space program was always a public
      knowledge in Soviet Union. My friends and I read
      about it, talked, watched all kinds of movies.
      Yes, some of it was a propaganda, but the knowledge
      was there. On ther other hand, Soviet space
      program was NOT a public knowledge in US. I can
      tell these things as I happened to live in Soviet
      Union, study for my PhD in US and live in Russia
      now. As I am thinking of it now, I start to believe that US always tried not to let its
      citizens know... Otherwise, how would I explain
      that Americans generally do not know who was
      first in space, who first landed on the Moon,
      etc.

    49. Re:Robots had another purpose by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Just like many, many astronauts died in accidents.

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    50. Re:Robots had another purpose by herwin · · Score: 1

      I saw a working test model back in 1979. My twins also got to climb into a Soyuz capsule. The Soviets set up a space exhibition in Los Angeles, and I got asked to take a careful look. The basic Lunakhod design appeared similar to remote-controlled mine-clearing tanks.

    51. Re:Robots had another purpose by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      It was a R-16 (aka SS-7) balistic missile that blew up, and it had nothing to do with a mission to Mars (read the postscript).

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    52. Re:Robots had another purpose by RaptorRed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The soviets fixed there fuelling and thrust balancing issuses in 1973 with the nk33 engines but the americans had already landed, so they tried to pretend that they had never tried to send a man there, hence the caring comment in above post. As a side note the finallly perfected engines for the N-1 the Nk33 and 43 are the most advanced and highest performance liquid O2/kerosene engines ever built and when they where ordered to be destroyed with the rest of the hardware, to aid the cover up, the enginners who built them hid them away. Then after the end of the cold war in the mid ninties an american firm scouting out russia for space services heard rumours of rocket engines with to them unbelievable performance figures, so they called there guides bluff and asked to see them, of course he took them to this desserted whearhouse and when they stepped inside one of the americans described the site as "a forrest of rocket engines as far as he could see in all directions" they took some back with them and tested them on an atlas 4 replacing its four smaller boosters with 1 nk33 it was 20% more efficient and prouduced 25% more thrust!

    53. Re:Robots had another purpose by smchris · · Score: 1

      An interesting fact is that while the Lunokhod robots transmitted more than 20,000 TV pictures and more than 200 TV panoramas and also conducted more than 500 lunar soil tests, their actual purpose was to try and find US made robots and/or buildings(!) on the surface of the moon.

      Specifically, "weapons of mass destruction"?

    54. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's why Western mass media silently ignor the facts..."

      While Eastern media boldly publishes all facts without distortion? Right. Sure, buddy.

    55. Re:Robots had another purpose by mikerich · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's believed (according to a mid-90s NOVA program on the Soviet manned lunar effort, and other sources) that the sheer complexity of the N-1 was largely to blame for the failures.

      That was part of the problem, Korolev who designed the N1 died before the it could be test fired and Mishin who followed him was not in the same league.

      N1 was only one of three designs of heavy launch rockets designed by the Soviets (they never designed a specific Moon rocket). It was chosen in preference to a design known as UR700 which would have been far simpler to construct and more reliable. The UR700's smaller brother became the highly successful Proton rocket which is still used and was at one point planned to launch a lunar manned orbiter.

      But perhaps the most serious set-back that the Soviets had to face was that they never built a test stand for the N1 (Apollo built one in Mississippi), so the only way of determining its performance was to stack the rocket on the pad and fire the engines.

      Four attempts, four different reasons for failure, but by then the N1 was so late that the propaganda advantage of manned missions to the Moon had been lost. The Politburo cancelled the programme just before the fifth launch attempt which the engineers believed would have succeeded.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    56. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, now that they have lost two of the damn things, they might just resurrect shuttle Enterprise and make it spaceworthy.

      Interestingly enough, there was a Trek novel written on just such a premise.

    57. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's because their newscasters cared more about people to kill 50 million of them instead of broadcasting the moon landing live.

      Fucktard.

    58. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "then learn a something about the past"

      You mean to speak English as well as you?!?!?

      Give me a break!!!

    59. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 1

      That's pretty informative! Can you point me to a good book or other source (web etc) to read more?

    60. Re:Robots had another purpose by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Your best source for all things space is Astronautix.com. The page on the N1 is here.

      There used to be an excellent book 'Red Star in Orbit' by James Oberg which contained a lot of information about the Soviet Moon program, but that is now out of print.

      It was adapted into a 3-part 'Horizon' by the BBC (I think this is rebadged as 'Nova' by WGBH for the American market).

      More recently, I can recommend the superb book 'Korolev: How One Man Masterminded the Soviet Drive to Beat the Americans to the Moon' by J. Harford, ISBN: 0471327212. It's a history of the Soviet programme up until the end of the N1 and utterly fascinating. Korolev was incredible, not only was he a genius, but he was once a prisoner in the gulag - that he then turned his talents to beat the rest of the World in the name of the system that imprisoned him is almost unthinkable.

      And finally, Channel 4 here in the UK had a one part documentary called 'The rocket that came in from the cold' as part of their Equinox strand. It was about the N1's engines which are still the most advanced engines ever built and are now used by the Atlas V. It's most significant because it has movie footage of the N1 test launches - this was a MASSIVE rocket.

      Hope that helps.
      Mike.

    61. Re:Robots had another purpose by Buran · · Score: 1

      Aha. I already know about Astronautix, seen the Nova, and seen the N-1 footage. It's the Oberg and Harford books I haven't read. Seems like it might be time to hit the used-book shops (I've gotten my hands on out of print books before with relatively little trouble.)

      Isn't that amusing that the Atlas is using engines from a moon rocket and nearly nobody but geeks like us knows it?

    62. Re:Robots had another purpose by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Isn't that amusing that the Atlas is using engines from a moon rocket and nearly nobody but geeks like us knows it?

      That whirring noise you can hear is Wehner von Braun doing 4000 rpm.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    63. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know how USA and the West in general could miss Lunokhods,

      It was just the USA that missed them.

    64. Re:Robots had another purpose by gluke · · Score: 1

      That's a very interesting story. Incidentally, care to name your source (assuming that it exists)? Maybe you could take up dramatic writing.

    65. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      while astronauts stayed safely at home.

      Dosesn't this statement contradict the whole purpose of being an astronaught? I'm sure the Russian astronauts understand the dangers of trecking into space and were pretty dissapointed that they didnt have the opportunity to walk on the moon. I know I would be.

    66. Re:Robots had another purpose by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, I completely misread what you were saying and then proceeded to jump the gun. I apologize. I understood your post as saying something else.

    67. Re:Robots had another purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As I am thinking of it now, I start to believe that US always tried not to let its citizens know... Otherwise, how would I explain that Americans generally do not know who was first in space, who first landed on the Moon, etc.

      That's very Soviet point of view - "US is hiding information from it's citizens". US do not care. US mass media is the source of information for public. While information is accessible for everyone American achievements are more popular in US. The same goes for Russia - who knows there the names of the first men on the Moon?

    68. Re:Robots had another purpose by RaptorRed · · Score: 1

      Channel 4 documentry i saw few years ago i think it was called "rockets which came in from the cold" or similar + search google for nk33 and rocket they used recirculated gases to increase effiecency and therefour thrust, the key to there success was the experimental procedure used i build it try it it blows up change slghtly blows up after longer time... and so on until it works. Others looked at the problem couldnt see a way to make it work and said it was impossible, hence the survay team not believing the claims they knew that it was impossible. Thank you i think i'll stick with physics anything over 100 words gives me a headache. ;) And yes i did notice the sarcasm i just didnt rise.

    69. Re:Robots had another purpose by Hartree · · Score: 1

      Well, I for one knew about them during that time. They were reported, but weren't the front page news of the US launches. I wonder how much of this is just people not remembering the story or that it wasn't page 1.

    70. Re:Robots had another purpose by dakryx · · Score: 1

      The soviets lost something along the lines of 150 cosmonauts in the "line of duty".

  2. Russia's first space rover by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Informative

    Click here to find out the true story of Russia's first space "rover", almost 50 years ago.

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    1. Re:Russia's first space rover by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      Russia's first space "rover"

      the most interesting thing about all of this is that they remodeled the rover for earthside use under the brand name lada.

    2. Re:Russia's first space rover by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

      lunokhod.... well that's how americam people would prnounce this name. Here in Polad we rather write lunochod, and this name translated into english means: 'moon walker', surprising, isn't it?

      btw, no need to add that Polish people (being close neighbours to Russia) knew about lunochod for years ;)

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    3. Re:Russia's first space rover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually in the Russian slang "lunokhod" generally referred to a police jeep or paddy-wagon charged with picking up street drunks.

    4. Re:Russia's first space rover by kamog · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my droog: it's the other way around.

    5. Re:Russia's first space rover by KLP-2002 · · Score: 1

      Did you see the Lada website? It also looks like it was created during the Cold War!

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    6. Re:Russia's first space rover by Mixel · · Score: 1

      But I like LADAs...

  3. 11 months! by glen604 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    "Lunokhod 1 actually toured the lunar Mare Imbrium (Sea of Rains) for 11 months in one of the greatest successes of the Soviet lunar exploration program" I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?

    1. Re:11 months! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 5, Funny
      sheer dumb luck?
      Of course. Everyone knows that only Americans know how to build reliable space vehicles and only Americans deserve to get contracts for software engineering and everyone else in the world is just plain dumb.
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    2. Re:11 months! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Lunokhod 1 actually toured the lunar Mare Imbrium (Sea of Rains) for 11 months in one of the greatest successes of the Soviet lunar exploration program" I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?

      I remember the whispering propaganda of the 60's and 70's. "The soviets all use crapy electronics", "The soviets rockets all crash or explode", "The soviets are way behind the USA", etc. In reality, time has revealed that whatever their politics, the soviets showed great economy and resourcefullness (at a time many US rockets blew up, too but were less publicized) and succeded in many ways. That their information has been so overlooked rather underscores a propaganda war on the part of the USA (and make no mistake, since the day Kennedy launched the Space Program, there was a huge propaganda onslaught to make US look good, inspite of setbacks and disasters.)

      I've never met an astronaut, but have met a cosmonaut, an intelligent and personable fellow, who was mercilessly grilled by a college professor on politics rather than the space programs.

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    3. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "sheer dumb luck?"

      Yea, imagine that anything (for the time) cutting edge that would work as intended and not comming from the US, the horror !!!

      Yer funny, will you be here all week ?

    4. Re:11 months! by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No disrespect to the soviet space pros, but I gotta call BS on 2 counts here:

      1) On several occasions, launches were made LONG before ready, for political reasons, risking lives (not that this is a soviet only thing)

      2) US failures were less publicized? We had rockets blowing up on LIVE TELEVISION, whilst the world found out about russian flights after splashdown 1/2 the time. The failures we only know about (until recently) because we found massive craters from exploded rockets.

      The entire space race was an exercise in propaganda, anyway.

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    5. Re:11 months! by Wehesheit · · Score: 0

      The used REAL power and not that solar shit we use nowadays because the public is misinformed by extreme environmentalist groups.

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    6. Re:11 months! by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that only Americans know how to build reliable space vehicles and only Americans deserve to get contracts for software engineering and everyone else in the world is just plain dumb.

      To be fair, the Soviets accomplished large engineering projects because they just didn't give a fuck about quality control, economics, or long-term consequences. That's why they have large industrial cities in the far north of Siberia, the Aral sea is now a desert, their factories cause some of the worst pollution in the world, and their submarine crews are dropping dead of cancer. Besides, their space program has had far more than it's share of catastrophic failures, even if no single one of them compares to losing two shuttles. (If the Russians had a shuttle program, they'd have lost at least ten by now.)

      The entire Communist industrial economy was built on lies and incompetence, and the only reason it seemed as powerful as it did last century is that the leaders were willing to sacrifice as many lives as needed to get the needed result.

    7. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup you guys fell for it...its not even april 1rst yet. Slashdot is getting an early start. Think about it, 11 months and drove for miles. Perhaps if they said it drove a few hundred feet and lasted 11 weeks. I always thought slashdoters had a bit more skeptisism. Don't forget it weighed 2000 lbs :)

    8. Re:11 months! by Axe · · Score: 4, Interesting
      To be fair, the Soviets accomplished large engineering projects because they just didn't give a fuck about quality control, economics, or long-term consequences.

      Funny. I now work for an american corporation, and did work closely with NASA. And we indeed give a fuck about quaity control, economics, or long-term consequences. A very long, hard fuck.

      But statistics is a stubbron thing. Russian space craft, from boosters to landers do have higher success rate. Go figure.

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    9. Re:11 months! by AndyElf · · Score: 1

      Do a search on 'buran' on google. Truth of the matter, and the point of the story is that in US American achievements in space are given *far* greater emphasis/importance than anybody else's. We in Russia new more about Apollo, Saturn, etc. than you about Luna, Lunokhod, Venera and lots of other things. Hell, many younger Americans believe that *US* had put the first man in space!

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    10. Re:11 months! by HardCase · · Score: 1
      Actually, most of the US rockets that blew up did so right in front of the press corps. Having been around during that era, you'd better believe that there was plenty of knowledge about the failures of the US rocket program. The Soviets didn't have the same exposure, but they certainly lost their fair share of rockets (and cosmonauts).


      There was no propaganda war, insofar as US setbacks were concerned. I know that because we had a TV set and read the newspapers. You may not hear much about it now, but it's certainly not because nobody knew about it then!


      -h-

    11. Re:11 months! by M1FCJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If the Russians had a shuttle program, they'd have lost at least ten by now.)

      It is rather suprising then, they only lost four people in or returning from space, all on Soyuz vehicles and in both cases while trying something that hasn't been done before (re-entry in first Soyuz flight and re-entry from first Salyut tour (read as Russian Space Station for all ignorant)).

      Unless you count Nedelin Disaster their safety performance is better than 14 in Shuttle accidents and three in a pre-flight check accident.

      I believe thinking in such "us vs. them" or "Goode olde America vs. Communist bastards" is no good for some time.

      Since you mentioned Aral sea, shall I mention Exxon Valdes and Alaska?

    12. Re:11 months! by M1FCJ · · Score: 1
      US space industry was civilised much after Sputnik. Between it and Kennedy's speech there's a glorious(!?) military-driven space race. Think of it, all of early astronauts were military, the rockets they were riding on were just modified ICBM.

      And it will get worse under GWB. His buddies' vision is a militarised space, under US control.

    13. Re:11 months! by Buran · · Score: 1

      No need to search for me! Here I am! :)

      (yes, I'm a space buff, so yes, it's THAT Buran I had in mind)

    14. Re:11 months! by mbrett · · Score: 2, Informative

      Toward the end of its life, various subsystems were weakening and its ultimate fate was obvious to the control team. Some of the mission scientists were in favour of sending it to risky areas--that had up to then been avoided--in the hope of yielding really exciting scientific results. If it failed (ie. rolled down a crater wall), no big deal; it was gonna die anyway. Sadly, management vetoed the idea and Lunokhod 1 died with a whimper, not a bang.

    15. Re:11 months! by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      "Lunokhod 1 actually toured the lunar Mare Imbrium (Sea of Rains) for 11 months in one of the greatest successes of the Soviet lunar exploration program" I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?

      Battleship-quality engineering. Nothing about the Lunokhod rovers could be described as "fragile". No finesse, but very little that could break down, either.

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    16. Re:11 months! by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      I believe thinking in such "us vs. them" or "Goode olde America vs. Communist bastards" is no good for some time.

      I'm not an apologist for the defects of the USA, or for all the bad stuff we did during the Cold War. I'm not at all ashamed of being happy that the US won, though, and I'm sick of people trying to whitewash the history of Communism. I live in Berkeley, where some people are proud to call themselves Communist, and it turns my stomach. Millions upon millions dead, and they revel in it.

      Since you mentioned Aral sea, shall I mention Exxon Valdes and Alaska?

      The Valdes was an accident; there was colossal human error involved, but it's simply impossible to completely avoid oil spills in a petroleum-based economy (which is to say, any modern industrial nation). The desertification of the Aral came from decades of sustained abuse. And it's just the largest example, not necessarily the worst. The rest of Soviet industry is even more appalling, though seldom with such picturesque results. Go dig up some National Geographic issues from the past decade if you don't believe me - they have lots of good articles on the aftereffects of the Soviet Union.

    17. Re:11 months! by KarMann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, the same dumb luck that had them dropping what are still the only robotic probes to return data from the Venusian surface, starting back in 1970. Can't you give them credit for anything? I remember way back when, around the time the Venera probes were still being sent out, one of the main then-current contrasts between "us and them" was their skill with the probes, while we got people to the Moon.

      And, just so the rest of the world doesn't get the idea we're too wrapped up in ourselves, or Americans start to get the idea I'm one of "them", this American remembers learning about Lunokhod around 25 years ago, when I would have been somewhere between the ages of 5 and 10. Don't ask me what the ignorami did with their youths.

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    18. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol. The russians DID have a space shuttle program, they never got around to launching them.

    19. Re:11 months! by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      pretty much all astronauts through apollo were military (or ex), and many current ones are.

      The redstone (mercury) rocket was an ICBM (or was that the V-2?) but the big boys like the saturns were new designs.

      Bush envisions strength through military force and intimidation. It works in the short term. Not necessarily so well in the long term, but that doesn't appear to be a big concern...

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    20. Re:11 months! by Buran · · Score: 1

      The Soviet lunar program worked fairly well, though of course there were some failures. Their Mars program is another matter; while I can't rattle off how many orbiters or flybys failed from memory, I can tell you that all Soviet Mars landers failed, including one that did successfully transmit from the surface: it had the bad luck to land in a dust storm and stop transmitting 30 seconds later.

    21. Re:11 months! by Buran · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes indeed, Redstone was a US Army ballistic missile. It was designed by Wernher von Braun, who also designed the A-4 (V-2) ballstic missile you also speak of. Redstone not only launched two suborbital manned Mercury flights (and accompanying unmanned test flights) but its Jupiter-C variant launched Explorer 1, the first US satellite.

      A-4 rockets flew to the edge of space while flying from Germany and France to London, and in later years were modified by von Braun and the US Army for increased performance; they then flew cameras and scientific instruments instead of the original one-ton Amatol warheads.

      A winged A-4b variant was also tested in preparation for building a manned A-9 variant, which would have been boosted by an A-10 first stage. Its purpose was to be able to send a warhead to New York City, but development of the A series of rockets stopped before it was ever constructed.

    22. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communism is an ideal, It might not have been well deployed, but at least communists do have something to believe in. You believe in what? COCA COLA? bah...

    23. Re:11 months! by M1FCJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buran flew and landed safely. Probably it would with astronauts on board. It is an interesting fact that almost all Russian flights are controlled from the base, as much as possible. This is true for Shuttle as well. Computers fly it up, around and down. Buran was just completely computerised. To much of my suprise, Columbia proved that humans on board doesn't make a difference when something goes wrong. It still goes spectacularly wrong when it does.

    24. Re:11 months! by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      I believe that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator (whoever that may be) with certain unalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

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    25. Re:11 months! by n1ywb · · Score: 1

      I bet they used vacuum tubes. They're relatively big and inefficient, compared to transistors, but they're highly resistant to radiaton and extreme temperatures. The fillaments burn out eventually, but it only had to last a certain time. In fact I bet they'd still work if they just got new batteries.

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    26. Re:11 months! by Whyrph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I live in Berkeley, where some people are proud to call themselves Communist, and it turns my stomach. Millions upon millions dead, and they revel in it.

      wtf? Communism != Russia! I seriously doubt these people you speak of think good of Stalin (who I assume you are referring to with that comment about the millions dead). He and Lenin were totalitarian rulers who subverted the idea of communism to serve their own ends. Russia wasn't even a communist nation (and yes, a communist nation can exist, just not a communist state). Russia was a socialist dictatorship.

    27. Re:11 months! by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
      (If the Russians had a shuttle program, they'd have lost at least ten by now.)

      The soviets did have an equivalent to the shuttle program, the buran + energia package. Energia was a heavy lift package which could carry the buran package as it's payload. The buran package was a winged orbiter/re-entry vehicle that resembles the shuttle in appearance. The first (and only) flight was unmanned for a couple orbits with a gliding return to roll out on a runway.

      What really differentiated the soviet and american versions of the program technically were the launch package. Shuttle with it's main engine and external fuel tank is an intergral part of the launching package. Buran was merely a payload atop an independantly developed heavy lift package. Another big difference between the programs, after a single flight, the soviets realized it was far more cost effective to stick with proton+soyuz than to operate a 're-useable' shuttle.

      The entire Communist industrial economy was built on lies and incompetence, and the only reason it seemed as powerful as it did last century is that the leaders were willing to sacrifice as many lives as needed to get the needed result.

      I live north of the 49th. Your comment kind of reminds me of another country, just south of here. But, lets let the facts on space missions speak for themselves. Proton+Soyuz is the most reliable launch package available today, and currently the only man rated package availble for use on ISS missions. Shuttle has killed more occupants on mission than all other space vehicles combined.

    28. Re:11 months! by arivanov · · Score: 3, Informative
      If the Russians had a shuttle program, they'd have lost at least ten by now

      Get a clue. You desperately need it.

      They did. It was started at the same time as US. While the US was from inception and till now intended as a manned system and requires 7 guinea pigs to fly (and die), the russian from inception was designed to run in fully automated mode if needed. It can also carry as many people as the US one, but it took off and landed automatically day one.

      It went through a number of prototypes which were considerably smaller then the shuttle and can land on both sea and ground. There are publically available pictures taken from New Zeland destroyer of russians retrieving one of the prototypes after a water landing in the South Pacific in the late 70-es.

      The program developement ended with the Buran which had the same spec as the shuttle and could still fly in fully automated mode (take off, dock, land). It completed one fully automatic space flight and landed successfully. On the second flight with crew on board the system malfunctioned at a similar time in the take off sequence like the Challenger. The main difference between the Challenger and Buran was the fact that the Buran had a working ejector system and the crew escaped unharmed. Which makes a remarkable difference compared to the shuttle. And it was not kept secret. It was in the news and well known.

      After that incident the powers that be finally did an economical analysis of the program and found that it is completely unviable. The reason being that copying the shuttle was wrong. The shuttle was designed to satisfy several silly USAF requirements and as a result was and still is too big for our rocket technology. The early prototypes were right. We cannot build a reusable vehicle larger then about 30% of the shuttle and keep it reliable.

      And the funniest bit is that one of the prototypes for the new NASA vehicle is a literal copy of these prototypes. Compare the Kiwi pictures of the real thing from the 70-es and the NASA material. Actually nothing funny - it is the reality. Same as with the Yak 142 technology making its way into the next generation of US VTL fighter jet, so on so forth. I would not go into why and what as it will be marked as a flamebait though they are well known as well.

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    29. Re:11 months! by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
      But statistics is a stubbron thing. Russian space craft, from boosters to landers do have higher success rate. Go figure.

      Dont you just hate that when the factual data kind of disagrees with what everybody wants to believe?

      After challenger the statistics suggested a 2% failure rate for shuttles, with a wide margin of error in the estimate. After columbia, the 2% failure rate on shuttles is a much more reliable estimate. As much as folks want to believe shuttle incidents are 'accidents' and soviet incidents are 'sloppy engineering', eventually the statistics tell the real story. That story is pretty blunt. the shuttle fleet is ageing, so with continued operations, that 2% number is not likely to decrease, but it would not be surprising to see it increase as the fleet ages. then again, there are not enough shuttles to see that happen, we all know, one more incident will kill the program instantly.

      The statistical sample is not large enough to say with 100% certainty that either program is actually better or worse engineered, but it is large enough to say, the differences between the engineering on both sides is not as large as many would like to believe, and currently the data suggests that the soviet hardware does indeed have a higher reliability factor in flight. The data set is small enought tho, a couple of incidents would indeed make a big difference in the data. There is one more statistic that cannot be ignored, there is no disputing this one as 'within the realm of statistical error'. Some of these things are gonna blow up, and it's gonna happen to both sides. Soviets seem to be better at doing it on the pad, while americans seem to be better at doing it in flight.

    30. Re:11 months! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      The venera missions are incredibly interesting and it is fair to say that the Soviets were far more successful at exploring venus than the USA were. Initial missions to venus were launched expecting to have to deal with atmospheric pressure 10 to 15 times that of earth. After a few trial and error landers they found out that the pressure is actually 100 times that of earth, and the surface temperature was on average 450 c. None of the venera craft lasted much more than an hour on the surface even though their outer shell was thick titanium. The soviets did other cool stuff like sending a balloon to venus that floated in the atmosphere and travelled more halfway round the planet before losing contact.

    31. Re:11 months! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I wonder how they managed to get them to hold up (and be potentially useful) for that long? sheer dumb luck?

      No, serious [over]engineering. Those suckers were huge and weighed nearly two tons!

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    32. Re:11 months! by linoleo · · Score: 1

      Since you mentioned Aral sea, shall I mention Exxon Valdes and Alaska?

      Or the Salton Sea and Laguna Salada, i.e. the Colorado River delta in the Southwestern U.S. Same problems as the Aral really in terms of upstream diversion of water for unsustainable agricultural use, except that here the most affected area is conveniently located south of the border.

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    33. Re:11 months! by goretexguy · · Score: 1

      Shuttle Columbia was originally equipped with ejector seats, which were subsequently removed after the initial few shakedown flights. I suspect similar plans were made for Buran.

    34. Re:11 months! by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      You can call it whatever the hell you want, but Stalinist Russia and Maoist China are what Communism means to most people in the west.

    35. Re:11 months! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      I would disagree. Soyuz still has an ejector system 40+ missions and counting. I do not know how does it function, but it is a well known fact that it exists, is functional and is still present. One of the main objections for Russians to using shuttles when the ISS started was that it does not have an emergency abort in the takeoff.

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    36. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On the second flight with crew on board the system malfunctioned at a similar time in the take off sequence like the Challenger. The main difference between the Challenger and Buran was the fact that the Buran had a working ejector system and the crew escaped unharmed. Which makes a remarkable difference compared to the shuttle. And it was not kept secret. It was in the news and well known.

      What second flight? When? Do you care to point to source of the information?

      I do not think it is true - there were no second Buran flight in news and I think no second flight at all.

    37. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a source for your suspicion or shut up.

      And "Look, they cannot possibly do anything better than us in the US" does not count.

    38. Re:11 months! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that those seats didn't eject the whole crew! It ejected the pilot and copilot (and possibly the commander), but the rest of the crew had to die.

      Yeah, good system.

      NASA decided that the moral dillemma was too tough to use the seats and removed them entirely, preferring everyone die instead.

      Hmm.

  4. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me...

    1. Re:Hmm by rupert2000 · · Score: 1


      How to order a Russian mail order bride?

    2. Re:Hmm by product+byproduct · · Score: 5, Funny

      The metric system?

    3. Re:Hmm by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me..."

      How to find this all out on your own?

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    4. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thats right! Blame YOUR ignorance on your government! Only dorks go to the library right!

    5. Re:Hmm by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      We know the metric system. It's not yet practical for us to use it. pbbbt!

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    6. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, Americans learn the metric system in school, they just don't use it.

      Kind of like the French and personal hygiene.

    7. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There actually is a world out there, doing things... and WITHOUT any americans, believe it or not!

    8. Re:Hmm by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me...

      Finance for protection from unwise debt.
      Scientifically-grounded health and fitness.

      Now, Americans are both fat and floating in their own debt.

      What's with teaching state history, when teaching the present and future values of a loan is so much much more important towards quenching the blind ambition of college-bound students. It's not like people learn much from history--at least they don't show it (citing all the presidential debates from now until November).

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    9. Re:Hmm by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1

      I updated the article to include English Units (a.k.a. Imperial Units) in addition to the Metric Units presented.

      BTW, I like metric, but it has it's problems too. You'll note that metric time has never caught on:

      http://zapatopi.net/metrictime.html

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    10. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "metric time" have to do with anything?

    11. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      theory of evolution?

    12. Re:Hmm by Tonik,+the · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Oh, Americans learn the metric system in school, they just don't use it."

      Why not, I wonder? Everyone else does.

    13. Re:Hmm by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      Apart from being a neat idea?

    14. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they teach it all right...it's just the majority of US student's freak out because "it's so hard". Personally I'd welcome a switch to a system where I didn't have to remember so many damned numbers...5280,3,12,16,64...a nice 10 would make life much easier (at least for unit conversion).

    15. Re:Hmm by Noren · · Score: 1
      A decimal(metric) system of money was first used in the United States in 1792, and a decimal system for other measurements was actively discussed in the US at that time, inspired in part by the French but prior to their adoption of the Metric System.

      Now all countries' currencies are decimal and the US, long ago a pioneer in going decimal, is the last holdout for non-Metric measurement.

    16. Re:Hmm by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Informative

      One I hear repeated often is that the first woman in space was Sally Ride in June 1983. Sadly, this isn't just a US misconception, as it was one I was taught in Australia too.

      It completely ignores Valentina Tereshkova, a russian woman who was not only the first woman in space 20 years earlier (almost to the day, in June 1963) but was about the sixth person into space entirely (I may have that position slightly wrong)

    17. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me...

      They obviously didn't teach you to add an extra dot to your elipses when using the construct at the end of a sentence. :-)

    18. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They forgot to tell me about the American Space program as well. I am only now getting an appreciation for one of the most interesting parts of our nation's history.

      --Joey

    19. Re:Hmm by KarMann · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thanks, nimrod. Did you bother to check on what Wikipedia's style recommendations for units are? It wasn't in keeping with them before you "fixed" it, but I suppose I'll have to go through and fix it up both ways now.

      Damn, I started reading this article in high spirits (no, nothing to do with anything I've been smoking), remembering what I knew of Lunokhod from way back when myself, and seeing a link to Wikipedia, where I've made considerable contribution. But dimwits really seem to be getting under my skin as I read on. For what it's worth, Doug, it's not just you that has me sounding so harsh and irate right now.

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    20. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Right. I blame the rest on privatized media culture that makes dorks look bad.

    21. Re:Hmm by SB5 · · Score: 1

      If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you? /mom

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    22. Re:Hmm by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why not, I wonder? Everyone else does.

      Because we don't like it. Adults in America refuse to be forced to switch (road signs that listed both metric and imperial speed limits were used as target practice in some areas), and so long as the adults use the imperial system, children will grow up accustomed to it.

      I personally would argue that for many human applications, the imperial system is better anyway. For example, temperatures in populated areas generally range from 0 (New England winter) to 100 (Los Angeles summer), with anything above or below being truly extreme, and even dangerous. Human heights generally range from 5 to 6 feet, although with today's nutrition, a man is more likely to be above 6' than a woman is likely to be below 5'. A cup is a reasonable approximation of how much liquid you would put in a medium sized cup. Teaspoons and tablespoons are similarly appropriate. Healthy human weights generally range from 100 to 200 lbs.

      *shrug* All this may just be my brain's way of rationalizing the system I grew up with. For me though, the metric system does not offer enough of an advantage over the imperial system to cause me to want to switch. Think of it like Dvorak vs. QWERTY, the former might be better, but it's not enough better to justify the effort. I'm sure engineers would be better off if they were raised on metric, but what percentage of the US population is made up of engineers?

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    23. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just sad...

    24. Re:Hmm by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      Untill they decide to go to Mars...

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    25. Re:Hmm by 1029 · · Score: 1

      I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me...

      Real American history for one. I bet most other countries know more about US history (the non-sterilized, non-PC version) than most US citizens do.

      Metric system, correct date format, 24 hour time...

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    26. Re:Hmm by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      Uh, because it isn't accurate? Those French were probably drunk and singing La Marseillaise when they measured it; it's off a whole 0.2 mm!

      Larry

    27. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steroid-muncher?! Judge for yourself:

      http://www.conquistadelespacio.net/valentina2.gif
      http://www.farthestshots.com/signed/photos/tereshk ova.jpg

      You can of course google for more pics of Valetina Tereshkova.

    28. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct date format?!! There is no 'correct date format'. There is only what you grew up using. There is no inherent 'right' way to specify a date` any more than there is a 'correct' set of coin or bill values.
      BTW, I've lived in both the US and Europe and I write dates as DD MMM YYYY (ie, I spell out the months). Anything else is subject to misinterpretation. (I was born on 5-3-84; so send me a birthday card some time (May or March, your choice)

    29. Re:Hmm by clovis · · Score: 2, Informative

      That the Russians did all the heavy lifting in WWII.

      The Americans and British helped out a lot, but they sat on their hands for far longer than they had to. The Russians took one of the worst beatings any country has ever received in a war without giving up.
      Had the Russians had failed at Stalingrad, we would be living in a very different world today.

    30. Re:Hmm by Harinezumi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure they do, especially in school. Ever try to buy an ounce of pot? ^^

    31. Re:Hmm by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Because we're the sole remaining superpower and we don't have to if we don't want to. And that's the truth. Phbhththt!

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    32. Re:Hmm by KarMann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shortly after the Columbia burned up, one of the related articles on CNN.com mentioned Sally Ride as "the first woman in space" for a time. I sent them a correction about it, and it was even actually fixed within a couple of hours. Hallelujah, maybe someone there actually does pay attention, if you rub their nose in it hard enough.

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    33. Re:Hmm by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I recently heard something interesting. The recent explosion in short term (high interest) debt in the US may not be as bad as it first appears. Apparently this number is calculated in a method similar to credit reports. They grab the current amount of money on your credit card and compare that with various factors. However, in recent years many many Americans have taken to paying for most things with their credit card (to get the cash back/miles/etc...), and then paying off the credit card at the end of each month. In some ways this is smarter than using cash and checks. Unfortunatly banks can't seem to figure out how to account for this when figuring the amount of short term debt people actually have, and it's skewing the numbers.

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    34. Re:Hmm by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      However, in recent years many many Americans have taken to paying for most things with their credit card (to get the cash back/miles/etc...), and then paying off the credit card at the end of each month.

      Of course, this is a very good use for a credit card. However, there seems to be a lot more stores pushing short-term financing and extended warranties, meaning there are really people gullible enough to fall for them (if it didn't sell, they wouldn't bother trying to sell it). There also seems to be a lot of growth in the cash loan/title loan stores, especially in poorer parts of cities. These stores pup up right next to the cell phone and rent-to-own stores to suck in people who are strapped for money. I have a feeling that the information you cite is accurate for middle to upper-middle class people, but somehow exludes the debt-riddled poor or youth populations.

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    35. Re:Hmm by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      Because we're not everyone else, we're better see? Now shut your pie-hole before we have to come bomb your pissant country six inches closer to sea level.

      Er, or something like that :-)

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    36. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Man, I'm glad someone said it. As an American, I have always been so embarassed by the bullshit that we get told by our teachers regarding WWII.

      The worst thing is, the teachers aren't deliberately lying, they believe the crap. I was told by my freshman world history teacher (a great guy, actually) that "we landed in Normandy and kicked ass."

      Now, as it happens, my grandfather was in the German army on the eastern front and his version of the story was a little different. By the time the US & Britain arrived in Germany, the Soviets had beaten the Nazis to a pulp and there really wasn't much left to do. Much of the Nazi ground forces (including my grandfather's) were running west to surrender to the Americans and British because they'd heard horrible stories about the GULAG in Siberia.

      Slightly OT, but for the curious, my Grandpa (who was just about 17 or 18 at the time) was taken POW by the Americans in just this way, and he and his fellow captives were taken to concentration camps throughout Germany and Poland to "clean up the mess." Can you imagine being 17 and having to see what your own people had done, to that extreme? Before some smartass responds, "Better than actually being there while they were operational," let me just say that I heartily agree. But I wouldn't want to experience either. My grandpa (17 or 18? Can you imagine?) was so scared by it that he wouldn't let my mom join the girl scouts because they wore uniforms, which he felt was "too militaristic."

      He died last year. I miss him.

    37. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not .. who cares

    38. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bad ass you !

    39. Re:Hmm by Dsal · · Score: 1

      I went to US schools and we certainly learned that Tereshkova was the first woman in space. There was a picture of her in the history book with her helmet on and everything.

      Sally Ride was the first American woman in space. People saying otherwise are just forgetting that qualification.

    40. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean 15cm closer? ;)

    41. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard? You kid, right?
      To this day I still can never remember how the liquid quantities convert, I always have to look up oz/quarts/pints/gallons, etc, just to be sure. And why the difference between fluid and solid ounces?!
      Gah. No, for most things, I prefer metric.
      I went on to get an engineering degree and _hate_ working with non-SI units.

      In everyday life, I still prefer Fahrenheit over Celcius because it has smaller gradients. Using decimal temperatures for the weather conditions outside just doesn't sit well with me. And I find the inch a useful unit, probably because I grew up with it. But I'd rather not use either in design problems.

    42. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've read Tereshkova's flight was somewhat of a disaster as she was inadequitely prepared for the mission and had a history of mental illness or something. I can't recall all the details, a reasonable good book on the whole subject of the USSR / USA space race (abiet slightly Americancentric) is The Race -- although the author's name I can't recall either.

    43. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily the rest important facts that are not tought can be learned from TV ! CNN shows you how evil other countries (except Britain) are.

    44. Re:Hmm by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1
      No I did not check the style guide. However, while someone contradictory, you may find some of the things it says interesting.

      It says:

      "If using American or Imperial, give metric as a courtesy. If using metric, remember that many readers will not know what you mean and will be aided by the equivalent."

      It also says (with the original bold):

      "Writers are NOT expected or required to follow all or any these rules: the joy of wiki editing is that perfection is not required."

      There is also an active debate in Wikipedia regarding measurements, which is linked to via the style guide.

      Basically, there are many people for whom the English/Imperial measurements make the article more informative.

      However, thank you for pointing me toward the style guide. It has many useful standards for unit abreviation, etc.

      Someone could probably write a "lint" type checker for Wikipedia to either highlight or fix many of these issues.

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    45. Re:Hmm by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

      And other countries and cultures in general. Here's the "World according to America": Map

    46. Re:Hmm by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      I prefer to view YYYYMMDD format as "the correct one" for a simple reason: it makes automated sorting a list of dates very easy (read: computationally cheap). A simple alphabetic sorting algorithm suffices, other than in case of your prefered DD MMM YYYY format.

    47. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under bush's new reforms this will no doubt be banned.

      Arch Bishop Usher of Armagh's theory will then be taught as fact.

    48. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a bad-taste joke...

      I'm sure most of you haven't had sex with a french girl... ...forget it, I forgot we were on ./

    49. Re:Hmm by dave420-2 · · Score: 1
      No, it's called "biologican changes over time" now.

      I'm not joking - people actually want evolution called that in schools, as apparently "evolution" is a bit of a slap-in-the-face to god.

    50. Re:Hmm by ttsalo · · Score: 1
      There is no 'correct date format'.

      There may not be one correct date format, but any format in which the values are not in ascending or descending order is so wrong it ought to be taken behind the sauna and shot.

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    51. Re:Hmm by IainHere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I met Tereshkova once. When I was about 14 (about 1993ish), I went to a "space school" at Brunel University in London ("reserve your seat of learning now") and she was the guest of honour.

      In fact, she invited any of us to visit her if we were ever in Moscow, and said she lived at "Number 5, Red Square"!

    52. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a moon?

    53. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Right words.

      My father(14 year old in 1942) survived in barbarous bombardment on August 23, 1942 in Stalingrad.
      It was black day in the history of Stalingrad. About 50000 townsman died that day.The fascist bombers accomplished about 2000 fligths (600 bombers 3 times, 40 minute interval).

    54. Re:Hmm by andrius_sytas · · Score: 1
      I wonder what else american public schools forgot to teach me...

      Let me try and guess:

      That the first artificial object to orbit the earth was Soviet Sputnik (1957)?

      That first living being to orbit the earth was dog Laika, launched by soviets in 1957?

      That first animals to orbit the earth and get back were dogs Belka and Strelka along with 40 mice, 2 rats and variety of plants on Sputnik 5 (1960)?

      That first man in space (and the first one to orbit it) was Yuri Gagarin (1961)? He beat Alan B. Shepard's non-orbital entry into space by 23 days.

      That youngest man in space was Gherman Titov, sent on second orbited mission in 1961 (he was 25)?

      That the first man to walk in space was Alexei Leonov (1965)?

      That Soviets had a functioning space station as early as 1986?

      That the Soviets own Space Shuttle flew and landed unmanned on its maiden mission (and was then scrapped mostly due to lack of funds as USSR fell apart)?

    55. Re:Hmm by Mikoca · · Score: 1

      Correction.
      They study the metric system. That doesn't mean they learn it.

    56. Re:Hmm by 1029 · · Score: 1

      Precisely what I meant. I could care less if it were YYYYMMDD, or DDMMYYYY, but mixing them around is just plain idiotic.

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    57. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real American history for one. I bet most other countries know more about US history (the non-sterilized, non-PC version) than most US citizens do

      I wouldn't be too sure about that. There are some pretty wild misconcention and fictions taught out there.

    58. Re:Hmm by danila · · Score: 1

      It's you, my dear AC, who has a mental illness. It's called stupidity. Do you really think there has been a shortage of candidates for the space mission? Do you really think that anybody with less than perfect health, both physical and mental, would be sent up there? If yes, then you are seriously delusional.

      I don't know what kind of disaster her flight was, but at least she landed back safely. So, please stop repeating sensationalist lies that you read about in some worthless books.

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    59. Re:Hmm by danila · · Score: 1

      Here are two more pics
      http://www.africana.ru/obschestva/RAMS/1.jpg
      http://www.africana.ru/obschestva/RAMS/tereshkova. jpg

      And here is a video, a news feature on Russian "1st Channel" on the 40th anniversary of her flight:
      http://www-download.1tv.ru/video/2003_06/160603120 3.asf (4.6Mb ASF).

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  5. Simple Explaination by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had never heard of this feat. I asked around (friends and coworkers) and nobody else I've talked to has heard of them either.

    That's because in Soviet Russia, moon rovers learn about YOU!

    Sorry...couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Simple Explaination by wolf- · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had never heard of this feat. I asked around (friends and coworkers) and nobody else I've talked to has heard of them either.

      That's because in Soviet Russia, moon rovers learn about YOU!

      Sorry...couldn't resist.


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  6. Not just a Google web search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Also look at the pictures (images.google.com)

    candidly

    1. Re:Not just a Google web search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The karma would be more deserving if there were (more) images of the Moon taken by the rover, as opposed to images of the rover.

    2. Re:Not just a Google web search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *shrug* I'm anonymous coward, what the hell does karma matter to my NULL account?

      Besides the article, like the title, was about the rover.

    3. Re:Not just a Google web search by evilmango · · Score: 1

      Ha! That thing is so off a james bond set.

    4. Re:Not just a Google web search by prothid · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else notice "US Air Force" in the background of this one???

      http://www.ninfinger.org/~sven/models/sovietsp/lnk hd02.jpg

    5. Re:Not just a Google web search by igny · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    6. Re:Not just a Google web search by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      Oh for the love of God, don't let Richard Hoagland get a hold of these. Have anybody seen some of the crazy stuff he's come up with on the new Mar's photos.

  7. Pretty successful, until by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were pretty successful. The last pictures showed something like this on the lunar surface. After this, transmissions were cut off.

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    1. Re:Pretty successful, until by sniggly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guess what R2/D2 saw in the sandcrawler that you DID NOT see in the movie!!!

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    2. Re:Pretty successful, until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i meant you're sense of humour

    3. Re:Pretty successful, until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think its funny? Go and spent your mod points with your'e jokes.

    4. Re:Pretty successful, until by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 1

      In soviet Russia, the back pats you.

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    5. Re:Pretty successful, until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      engrish.com is so fucking funny! I have never been outside of my backwoods state! A ahahahahhha ahh ahha ha

  8. What are they teaching in schools today? by thewiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember reading about these rovers when I was in GRADE school. Or am I carbon dating myself?

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    1. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by Spacepup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also remember learning about the soviet rovers (and I'm only 25 so I wasn't even around when it happend). I would conjecture that though US public education can use improvement, we learn what we want to learn.

    2. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by johndiii · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are dating yourself, but I also remember talking about them (in a junior high school science class).

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    3. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by Necrobruiser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or am I carbon dating myself?
      You wouldn't be the first /.er to resort to dating himself....:)

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    4. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      nope I learned about them too in grade school, as well as a lot of Russias space achivements...

      Im also 22 so dont worry your not dating yourself

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    5. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      cat parent_post.txt | sed -e "s/school/day care/g"

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    6. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by HardCase · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm 41, so the Apollo program really had an impact on me. I also remember hearing about the rovers (and other Soviet space accomplishments), but the late '60s and early '70s were definitely different than today when it comes to topical education. At the time, the whole idea of space exploration was geared around beating the (as my Ukranian friend puts it) Godless Communists to the moon.


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    7. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by megbo16 · · Score: 1

      I don't ever remember reading about this in school, but I do remember seeing one of the rovers at a Soviet space program display somewhere in St. Louis. I was pretty young, even then.

    8. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      I'm not yet thirty and I as around 8 when I read about them. On the other hand I'm not an American and I was already into anything related with space.

    9. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by benj_e · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the Kansas Cosmosphere has an example of one of these robot explorers.

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    10. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      Or am I carbon dating myself?

      dating? carbon? yack! It takes a REAL GEEK to date carbon! I personally prefer girls.

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    11. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by KarMann · · Score: 1

      I think somebody here needs to watch Star Trek I again. Or at least learn a thing or two about organic chemistry, carbon unit.

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    12. Re:What are they teaching in schools today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, girls are about 70% water.

  9. "Thanks to my American Education?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not going to try and defend the US Education system for it's lack of bias, but I doubt that you learned about any US Mars Rovers in school either - even if they were current events. We have yet to talk about the Spirit and Opportunity rovers in my school... it's a shame really. :/

    1. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first few times we landed on the moon every classroom was watching.
      I know kids in school who have learned about the Mars missions in whatever today's equivalent of a Weekly Reader is, so your class is just busy doing other things. But Spirit and Opportunity is not of the same level that a moon landing, manned or unmanned, was back in the sixties so its really no comparison. It would be on par with a mission to another solar system today.

    2. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i was educated in india and i can tell u this that we studied these russian rovers in high school.
      this was a part of our basic course. education in america is too weak ( i am in america so i can comment on tht) a first grade student in india can write a hell lot better then 5th grade american. i dont know the reasons for this. heavy reliance on calculators, TV, etc may be one of the reasons.

      we never solve Limits by a graphing calculator. we sloved them by hand by theorems. never guessed by graphs.

    3. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by F2F · · Score: 1

      blah, thanx to my communist bloc education i only knew the US has been to the moon once. i was in for a surprise when i opened a non-government-sanctioned encyclopaedia for the first time...

      to each their own...

      ps: "lemme tell you the chernobil story -- i heard about it from western european newscasts." communist propaganda only talked about an "insignificant" accident for the first week.

    4. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's really strange, I thought all Americal schools would be buzzing full of Spirit and Opportunity related assignments. I live in Toronto and my little sister goes to hi-school and for the past week she has been bringing nothing but Spirit and Opportunity related homework.

    5. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by your_name · · Score: 0

      "We have yet to talk about the Spirit and Opportunity rovers in my school... it's a shame really. :/"

      Uh, then start talking about them... http://jpl.nasa.gov

    6. Re:"Thanks to my American Education?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that's funny.

      I was most certainly taught about ALL the NASA missions, several ESA missions, and MOST of the Russian missions. (I even wrote a short essay in 8th grade about the Venera missions.) But the funny part is that so were all my classmates. When I bring it up with them now (ten or so years later), they all swear up and down that they don't know what Mariner 10 was.

      Horseshit. The education system is fine - it's the students who are the problem!! :-/

  10. Russian schools just as bad! by ender_wiggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I knew someone from Russia that swore that the russians had landed a man on the moon before the USA. She didnt belive me that they never got anyone on the moon...

    1. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you go to Viet Nam, you'll find a lot of people who believe that:

      1) The Soviets landed people on the moon;

      2) The US moon landings were faked.

      They learned it in school. I've even heard that from some of my in-laws there, and I'm far from sure I've convinced them it isn't true. Heck, some Americans even believe 2.

    2. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to the US and many people believe that the US was helping Vietnam during the Vietnam war. Some even believe that the US won!

    3. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by ducatier · · Score: 1

      "Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education" Mark Twain

    4. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I am not one of those who hold that opinion, I've met quite a few Vietnamese who think so, both in the United States and not in the United States. Hard to say who is right. Having lived there, I think I am. Some others would, no doubt, disagree.

    5. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by davez0r · · Score: 1

      i had an argentinian cabbie once who told me that if you go to south america, it's common knowledge that hitler went to brazil after ww2 and lived there for years. he died a couple years ago.

    6. Re:Russian schools just as bad! by danila · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's just exchange personal anekdotes, gonna prove something... BTW, I once knew a man from Nantucket...

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  11. Wow. Another Russian First by ahem · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe that the Russians beat us there. To think that they could have been the first to build a movie set and fake a lunar rover landing! I'm glad we were first to think of putting human actors on the set, though!

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    1. Re:Wow. Another Russian First by ENOENT · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, rovers moon YOU!

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    2. Re:Wow. Another Russian First by xoran99 · · Score: 1
      This is sort of like Dr. Strangelove...

      I will NOT stand for a moon rover gap!

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    3. Re:Wow. Another Russian First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things were a year after we landed people on the moon.

    4. Re:Wow. Another Russian First by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      USA landed in 1969 , this landed in 1970

      It is the first I've heard of it and I used to be a moon buff ... how do we know this wasn't a hoax? (seriously)

  12. Re:WTFipedia... by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

    some idiotic troller edited the page on wikipedia, they did it to get a reaction, it'll get fixed by editors at wikipedia soon

  13. Not just American education... by Lurgen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... but Australian education too. A quick survey around the office revealed that Aussies missed out on this little fact too. Same with the UK. Makes you wonder just how much history gets edited to highlight the wonders of our American overlords...

    1. Re:Not just American education... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Now that's funny, an Aussie calling Americans his "Overlords"... Even in Canada we don't go THAT far! :D In soviet russia, ... oh wait, this really is about soviet russia...

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    2. Re:Not just American education... by kyknos.org · · Score: 2, Interesting

      funny and interesting (and shocking to mee) is that we, in the eastern communist block, namely czech republic, were well informed not only about soviet space programme (and our own - we were, with soviet help, of course, the third country with man in the orbit), but also about american exploration.

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    3. Re:Not just American education... by TheOneWhoIsMany · · Score: 1

      Actually i did learn about a few little things about the Russain space program in school. including something about the Russian mooon rovers

    4. Re:Not just American education... by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did learn about these in school, but then I was always interested in space.
      Try these questions.
      What was the name of the first American lander on the moon?
      The name of the first lander on Mars?
      What was then name of the first US communications sattilite?

      Most people know little about space.

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  14. popular children toy by kyknos.org · · Score: 5, Informative

    in czech republic (fromer soviet ally) was a small model lunokchod with remote control. all people in eastern europ know lunokchods. i am surprised it is not known in usa, because american exploration of space was well known in the eastern block.

    by th way, Lunochod means Moonwalker

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    1. Re:popular children toy by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I remember those (toys I mean - got one for new years). Those damn things used to run on weirdo square batteries that you couldn't find anywhere. Later models ran on the D cells I think.

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    2. Re:popular children toy by Thud457 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:popular children toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew about it, and I went to an American public school. I think those comments come from someone who is trying to blame their own ignorance on others.

    4. Re:popular children toy by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      we definitely heard about the lunokchod - lots of video of many of the luna-series missions, at least by the mid 1980s.

    5. Re:popular children toy by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I knew about the rovers but not much of a deal was made about them in many of the magazine articles that mentioned them, or many of the books I read.

      I guess actually sending people to drive/ride on a huge rover was more interesting.

    6. Re:popular children toy by shepd · · Score: 1

      Would you be talking about J-cells?

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    7. Re:popular children toy by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      There is a life-size Lunokhod model in the technical museum in Zagreb, Croatia. All kids see it during their school visit.

    8. Re:popular children toy by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Nah, doesn't look like the J-Cell. (those used to be 1.5 volts, and were bound in cardboard (paper) like thing).

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  15. Re:WTFipedia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, a troll changed the Wikipedia entry after it was posted to Slashdot. I'm surprised it hasn't been changed back yet.

    And no, it's not normally like that. This isn't good, it's whack.

  16. That explained the suspension by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    "the most interesting thing about all of this is that they remodeled the rover for earthside use under the brand name lada.

    Tested on the moon? This must explain the "bounce 20 feet in the air when you roll over a pebble" suspension.

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    1. Re:That explained the suspension by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      I've driven it - The Lunokhod had far less lag than the Lada... 1 second lag? Luxury!

      -tsb

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  17. Ever wonder about the names? by immel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't believe you've never heard of this (even if you are American). Ever wonder why so many of the features on the dark side of the moon have Russian names? It's the same with many features on Mars, too.

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    1. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by CanSpice · · Score: 2, Informative

      The names on the far side of the moon (not the dark side, since it's only dark half the time) are Russian because the Russians were the first to photograph the far side. Nothing to do with rovers, everything to do with being the first ones to send men around the moon.

      In fact, how would they operate the rovers if they were on the far side?

    2. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by CanSpice · · Score: 1

      Oh and in case anyone feels like correcting me, let me do it myself. The Russians were the first to photograph the moon by sending the unmanned probe Luna 2 around it in 1959. Apologies.

    3. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      features on the dark side of the moon

      Features on the dark side of the moon are (nearly) invisible. There's no sunlight there. Nobody's ever spent much time there (even roboticly).

      The far side of the moon, however, is another story. The Soviet Union was one of the pioneer explorers of that, and they took lots of pictures... during local daylight periods, of course.

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    4. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by sholden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no "dark side" of the Moon using your definition, the obvious presence of phases of the moon indicates a day-night cycle and hence no side that is in permanent darkness.

      So of course nobody has spent much time their, just as nobody has spent much time in the Fairy Kingdom.

    5. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by misterpies · · Score: 1


      "dark side" of the moon means the one that is always turned away from the earth and so impossible to see from earth-bound telescopes (the moon rotates such that the same side always faces the earth as it orbits). But it's not dark in the literal sense - if you think about what happens at new moon, it's that that side facing the earth is in shadow, i.e. the 'dark' side is facing the sun. So send a satellite to orbit the moon and you'll get full daylight pics of the dark side.

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    6. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Features on the dark side of the moon are (nearly) invisible. There's no sunlight there.

      Be sure to have Earth on the same side with the Sun or it'll royally screw up an darkness.

    7. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

      It's dark in the figurative sense of our common knowledge of it.

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    8. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      I never said that the "dark side" was a permanent location. It's just as real as the dark side of the earth (which is the Pacific Ocean and surrounding regions at the time of this writing). It just moves constantly (perhaps like your Fairy Kingdom?)

      People do spend a lot of time on the dark side of the earth, which is no big deal because it moves so quickly and we're adapted to it. But the manned moon missions all went to the light side (wherever that was at the time) and avoided the dark side, as I said.

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    9. Re:Ever wonder about the names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dark side" is a metaphor, it describes the fact that for most of human history, we could not see it. It was a short way of saying "the unknown side of the moon, relative to our possible observational vantage points." No serious observer ever really believed that one side of the moon had no light, because they could see solar eclipses.

  18. Come On... by mbone · · Score: 4, Informative

    These rovers were far from secret - they even carried a joint experiment with the French, a set of retroreflectors for Lunar Laser Ranging, which (together with similar retroreflectors installed by the Apollo astronauts) are still used for a variety of fundamental measurements in celestial dynamics.

    1. Re:Come On... by Dumbush · · Score: 1

      oh, so the french are in too, no wonder...

  19. doh! by solefald · · Score: 1

    Considering the fact that i was born and raised in Russia i knew all about it :)

  20. I thought american schools were value free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In America we tend to forget that we are far from immune from 'evil socializing school.' I remember hearing about flying Russian dogs but never moon rovers. In fact, come to think of it I never knew we landed on the moon more than once until I saw Apollo 13.

    It reminds us that our history books stilled talked about manifest destiny in grand terms until the mid 70s and how the genocide of indigenous peoples in our own country was conveniently brushed aside at the same time. Politicians here love to criticize Japanese teachings about WWII, but this is a good reminder that us Americans should temper our supposed superiority from time to time.

    1. Re:I thought american schools were value free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, come to think of it I never knew we landed on the moon more than once until I saw Apollo 13.

      SPOILER:

      They didn't make it, though.

  21. smart russki's by highwaytohell · · Score: 1

    the russians had/have some brilliant scientists. I have never heard of this project before but i am not surprised at all to read that they accomplished this. There is alot to be said for Russian ingenuity and intelligence.

    1. Re:smart russki's by kberg108 · · Score: 0

      Lets not forget russian esbionage and the really helpful socialist german fucks who sold them any damn thing they could get thier hands on :)

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  22. First "you failed it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You failed it!

  23. Re:WTFipedia... by Thud457 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I saw that also. It appears that some Wiki editor has already corrected it.

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  24. Oh please by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 0

    We all know the pictures were taken in some building in Siberia :P

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    1. Re:oh please by zoobot · · Score: 1

      I agree, I went to American public schools. I also learned about this long long ago. I am pretty sure in about 3rd grade.. My teacher was Mr. Sokoloff. He had an odd accent, and called us all Comrade.

    2. Re:Oh please by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Really, is a building necessary?

      We're talking about Siberia here, after all. Hit the northern regions with the right light-filters, and you can probably simulate any barren wasteland you want. :)

    3. Re:oh please by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Apparently the lesson you forgot (after learning several times) was that you can't generalise from a single data point (your school district) to an entire system.

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    4. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right... All the posts saying they learned about it too are to be ignored. Never let the facts get in the way of your point, right?

    5. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the posts saying they didn't learn about it are to be ignored. Right, kettle?

    6. Re:oh please by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      You have to admit though, that if someone's going to make a mistake wether or not they learned it (or wether or not it was taught, I should say), it will be a false negative much more often than a false positive. It's easier to forget something because you weren't paying attention in school, than to remember something that never happened. It's 100% guaranteed that some of the people claiming to never have learned it in school WERE taught it in school, the only question is how many. From the rest of the posts it looks like the uneducated ones are the exception, not the norm.

      I also learned about the soviet landers in elementary school.

    7. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Siberia is actually one big swamp, wet in summer in the southern part, permanently freezed in the northern (permafrost). We'd have had to go some place else :)

  25. telescope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if u could see any of these rovers on the surface with a powerful telescope.....

    and where would u look

    1. Re:telescope by gilgo_22 · · Score: 1

      Lets see...

      distance to the Moon = 384,400 km
      size of rover ~ 2 m.
      => angular size = 2/3.84e8 rad
      ~ 5e-9 rad
      ~ 3e-7 deg
      ~ 1e-3 arcsec

      If I remember correctly, the Earth's atmosphere blurs anything smaller than 0.1 arcsec. (I hope my math is correct... otherwise I should start blaming my calculator).

    2. Re:telescope by craXORjack · · Score: 1

      What about with adaptive optics? What about with the Hubble?

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    3. Re:telescope by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      hubble cant get great resolution either.. things would still look like a worthless fuzzy spot (if it's visible at all).

    4. Re:telescope by TonyMillion · · Score: 1

      Also they can't point hubble within 20degrees of the moon as I seem to remember...

    5. Re:telescope by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Incorrect.. Just last night I saw an image of the moon taken from Hubble.

  26. Something to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps our education system and mass media leave more details out of the big picture. It makes one wonder what facts are being left out in the discussion about Iraq and what remains of the 'axis of evil'. Hmmm, what little details have been hidden away with respect to the patriot acts. Maybe freedom of speech and expression only count when its in support of corporate/powerful America.

    Something to consider.

  27. oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm American and I don't go to any fancy schools or anything. I just go to regular old public schools -- many of which weren't very good and I must have learned about this at least five different times. You just forgot it. I think my first memory of my teacher telling me about it is 4th grade.

    Every single time that the space race was mentioned in a history class or whatever, there was always the "we put a man on the moon, the Soviets just sent machines."

    Don't blame the American educational institution on you not remembering what was taught to you in 4th grade, and then again in 7 grade, and then yet again in High school. I guaranteee that at some point in your life, you were told about these things while in school.

    In fact, just to make sure I'm not hallucinating, I just looked in my little sisters junior high history book. It's there.

  28. Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by Chagatai · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Soviets also were the first ones to land probes on Venus in a series of missions known as Venera. These probes, amazingly, were a part of a mission that lasted over 20 years time, and brought us lots of goodies, including how anyone landing on Venus would encounter a lovely environment where lead melts on the ground and sulphuric acid rains from the sky... kind of like Los Angeles.

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    1. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I take great offence to this. I lived in LA. Lead does not melt on the ground!

    2. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      I live there too.. You're right. Lead doesn't melt on the ground, it just goes straight into the groundwater :-)

      Seriously, though, LA has a much smaller problem with Acid Rain and such than the east coast does.

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    3. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by RainbowSix · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a good link to pictures and info on the Venera missions.

      Imagine how much it sucked when, according to the site, two landers had their lens caps stuck, and a third one ejected its lens cap right where its probe arm was supposed to touch the ground!

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    4. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by deglr6328 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I cannot help but post a link to this site about the Soviet missions to Veus, it is absoluely amazing and the level of detail about the engineering is incredible. This guy's even gone through the trouble of reprocessing the original data sent from the cameras to produce sharper more accurate images of the surface; fantastic.

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    5. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


      Anyone know whether the Russians ever sent a manned mission to Venus? I remember reading something about Nostradamus predicting it.

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    6. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if it's how enough to melt lead, how did the lander survive?

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    7. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by halo8 · · Score: 1

      WOW thats amazing, i knew about the rovers. but pictures from Venus. im Candian and i had no clue. THANK YOU RainbowSix for posting thoes.

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    8. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't make it out of lead.

    9. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      read the site, it's really quite clever how they did it. They used a large mass of Lithium Nitrate inside the lander which has a high heat of fusion(ie. it takes a large amount of heat to melt the salt per unit of mass, this absorbed heat then goes into changing the phase of the salt to a liquid and not into heating it or the instruments) it also used a lot of insulation and a pre-cooling phase while still attached to the orbiter.

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    10. Re:Americans are from Mars, Soviets are from Venus by riprjak · · Score: 1

      The thing I like most about the Russian Venus missions is the sheer bloody mindedness with which they approached it.

      (to paraphrase a documentary interview I once saw)"We had no idea what to expect, so we built something that seemed strong and sent it... It failed, but we knew why so we built a better one..." a process they repeated until one acutally survived landing... now, *THATS* evolution ;)

  29. Russian-named features on the dark side by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ever wonder why so many of the features on the dark side of the moon have Russian names? It's the same with many features on Mars, too.

    It really is true. I'm in the Western Hemisphere right now, and it is light out. It so happens that many of the features in the northern part of the dark side of the Earth at this time also have Russian names. Imagine that!

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    1. Re:Russian-named features on the dark side by SimonInOz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Lemme see, does this guy REALLY think the moon exposes different sides to different nations? I thought the moon being tidally locked (that means the same side points to the earth at all times, ok?) was pretty well known. I admit to being amused when I looked up at the moon from Australia instead of England and thinking "hey - it's upside down".

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    2. Re:Russian-named features on the dark side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, somebody didn't get it.

  30. Apollo Lunar Rovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Does anyone remember that the US landed three rovers on the moon that were driven by astronauts?

    "U.S. astronauts drove three Lunar Rover Vehicles on the last three Apollo missions..."

    1. Re:Apollo Lunar Rovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does anyone remember ...

      yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy ...

    2. Re:Apollo Lunar Rovers by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I'd guess pretty much anyone over the age of 35 remembers that. I can only guess that the "Informative" mod came from someone born since then.

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    3. Re:Apollo Lunar Rovers by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure many people do. Does that mean we're not allowed to hear about anyone else's space acheivments?

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  31. We did learn about Lunokhod rovers in school by Muhammar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat."

    Don't be sad. Thanks to my soviet-era communist education, I was convinced in my school years that the Apollo maned missions to Moon are just an expenisve imperialist publicity stunt with no real scientific value.

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    1. Re:We did learn about Lunokhod rovers in school by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't be sad. Thanks to my soviet-era communist education, I was convinced in my school years that the Apollo maned missions to Moon are just an expenisve imperialist publicity stunt with no real scientific value.

      And gee, they were almost right...

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    2. Re:We did learn about Lunokhod rovers in school by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Um... that seems about right to me

    3. Re:We did learn about Lunokhod rovers in school by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, the moon lands you!

  32. you didn't hear about the russian rovers by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Troll

    because the russians did not, in fact, land rovers on the moon

    if you look closely at the pictures, you can clearly see the forest line on the horizon of the secret siberian base where the pictures were faked!

    it is a conspiracy between the russians and nasa in the 1960s to cover up the joint superpower discovery that there is also, in fact, no moon!

    how do i know? fox tv told me so! must be true!

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    1. Re:you didn't hear about the russian rovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox also claims there is a "middle east"

    2. Re:you didn't hear about the russian rovers by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      You forgot to link to The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth.

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  33. I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I went to American public schools.

    I knew that Russians had put rovers on the moon.

    School's job is not to tell you everything that's ever happened. School's job is to give you the tools you need to find things out. I got those tools. You did not. The fact that we both got an "American" education is irrelevant.

    Quit blaming your ignorance on your teachers. Start paying more attention to what they had to work with.

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    1. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like the posters to cut out the "tool" meme on slashdot. Pick a more colourful synonym.

    2. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what tools did they give you in the scool to know about Apollo program? A telescop?, No it won't work. maybe a TV set?

    3. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please. He didn't claim that school's job was to tell you everything. He claimed that his school didn't tell him about this thing, largely to explain why he was posting a historical interest story to Slashdot, a news discussion forum. You claim he did not get the tools to find things out. In reality he peruses scientific magazines, learns from them, and shares his discoveries. Also he checked with friends and coworkers to determine if it was just him (as you suggest) or if the school system generally does not discuss the topic. Also the "American" education might be more relevant than you warrant, as posts on this story have shown that both the us and soviets had reason to spin news about space to fit their political agendas. Currently, and to varying degrees in the past, much of what is taught in schools across the nation is determined not by teachers, but by law, policy, textbook availability, etc. You need not look far to see examples of science education being battered by "Ameriacan" special interest. I hardly think that his story shows he is ignorant, but i do think your post shows that you were happy to find an opportunity to point out how informed and superior you find yourself.

    4. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "School's job is to give you the tools you need to find things out."

      Teacher: Okay class, welcome to kindergarten. Lesson #1: type www.google.com. Congratulations, you've graduated!

    5. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd like the next poster to quit comparing his relatively privileged education to that received by the average American.

      My schools didn't give me the tools I needed to find things out. Luckily, I dropped out and started reading, which was a great boon once I got into college.

      All I was taught about Russia in school was that their government was put in place without concern for the will of the people, their government spied on its own people, corruption was rampant, and a bunch of fat cats at the top lived well off of the sweat of the commoners. Actually, learning those things *has* helped me deal with modern-day America.

      Quit being so "born on third base, thought he hit a triple". Start paying more attention to the perks you got growing up, that weren't shared by the majority of your fellow Americans, let alone the rest of the world.

    6. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public school set me up just fine. Could it be that some public schools here are better than others? Might be.

      Could also be that you're just a dumbfuck who didn't learn when he had the chance.

    7. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      School's job is not to tell you everything that's ever happened.

      I think that his point was that he was taught all about how the USA put stuff up on the moon, whilst simultaneously ignoring the accomplishments of the Russians. That's pretty biased, especially when you count all the other similar incidents, such as making the inventor of pretty much everything after the 18th century from the USA.

    8. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      My schools didn't give me the tools I needed to find things out.
      My ex-girlfriend grew up in Pensacola FL. She told me about reading Hamlet in English class. Seems the local school board objected to so much of the content, that they provided an "edited" version of it. Because of all the sexual innuendo in all her scenes, the only time she showed up in the edited version was after she was dead!

      So yes, public schooling in the US of A is pretty uneven.
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    9. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Your ex-girlfriend was in Hamlet?! She wins all-time greatest cradle robber EVER.

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    10. Re:I'd like the poster to quit his whining. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      No, the poster took a cheap stab at American public schools. It was not germane to the story at hand. I don't have any particular love for the public education system, but thinking that it is somehow responsible for the poster's ignorance is just ridiculous.

      If you know how to read, you can learn. If you don't know how to read, don't post to /. It's not that complicated.

      I'm VERY well informed, because I love to learn. I don't think I'm at all superior, but I do take issue with people who don't take responsibility for their own shortcomings. (My own are LEGION.)

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  34. Same day, but still a dollar short.. by dustinbarbour · · Score: 2, Funny

    I actually knew about them. Supposedly the first one (or the first attempt) was landed on the moon the same day as Neil and Buzz. Too bad a rover is nothing compared to men.

  35. There's a Russian joke about it by prostoalex · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the Soviet Union wad ruled by Leonid Brezhnev, an extremely elderly person not capable of any mental activity furing his late years, there was a joke about Lunokhod and Brezhnev.

    Airport in Germany. Soviet and German leaders meet. As the Germans come to the Soviet airplane, Brezhnev comes out, sniffs everyone from the German delegation, picks up some dirt off the ground, puts it in his pocket and returns to the airplane.

    Few minutes later a Russian scientist apologizes: "We messed up and instead of Presidential visit program loaded up Lunokhod program".

    1. Re:There's a Russian joke about it by ghost4096 · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is another one: What is the difference between Soviet and Americans? The Americans use machines to fetch potatoes and use people to fetch lunar rock; The russiuan use people to fetch potatoes and and machines to fetch lunar rock.

    2. Re:There's a Russian joke about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long before this becomes a joke about W.?

    3. Re:There's a Russian joke about it by bikerguy99 · · Score: 1

      that's a good one - we'll try to remember when collecting potatoes next fall...

    4. Re:There's a Russian joke about it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      that's a good one - we'll try to remember when collecting potatoes next fall...

      IT slow there too?

  36. If you are in Kansas by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    And if you are in Kansas, you can see them st the Kansas Cosmosphere and Space Center.

    1. Re:If you are in Kansas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and if you want, you can even LEASE a Gemeni capsule! http://www.cosmo.org/artifact/leasing.html

  37. hmmm by mattdm · · Score: 1, Redundant

    [...] their actual purpose was to try and find US made robots and/or buildings(!) on the surface of the moon.

    That's an interesting assertation. Do you have any references to back it up? It seems unlikely -- isn't a moon launch rather hard to hide? Why would they need to bother sending a lander there to check?

  38. Also sample return. by AJWM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sheesh, what (if anything) are they teaching kids these days?

    The existence of the Lunokhods was certainly well-known at the time. Of course after the first couple of Apollo landings, the attention deficit disordered American public had pretty much lost interest even in humans walking on the Moon, so I guess it's no surprize that hardly anyone remembers the Lunokhods.

    In that same time frame (between the two rover landings I think, but I could be wrong) the Russians also landed a vehicle that scooped up a sample of Lunar soil and returned it to Earth. A tiny fraction of what Apollo returned, of course, but significant in that it was from an area of the Moon that Apollo never visited.

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  39. Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our peeved A.C. would-be overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nooo. Don't welcome them. Stay as dumb as you are and keep laughing at those Slashdotting jokes, buddy. Switch your brain off, it's not like you've ever used it, anyway.

    2. Re:Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Post redundant joke
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

    3. Re:Welcome! by KLP-2002 · · Score: 1

      imagine a beowolf cluster of redundant jokes!

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    4. Re:Welcome! by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      I don't have to imagine it, I'm reading it now!

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  40. Re:WTFipedia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the wikipedia has goatse links!

    This is getting FUN!

  41. Moon Rovers? HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nothing. The soviet union managed to land rovers on _VENUS_, and they held up for a while too. Thery beamed back color pictures of the Venusean surface and tons of data on the atmospheric composition, etc.

  42. "HOLY F*CKING SH*T, HOUSTON!!!" by instantkarma1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    An imaginary quote from some Astronaut landing on the moon and tripping over one of these, not knowing about them.

    His ass would be on monolith alert after that, no doubt!

    1. Re:"HOLY F*CKING SH*T, HOUSTON!!!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, FUNNY!

    2. Re:"HOLY F*CKING SH*T, HOUSTON!!!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even funnier is the song by The Evolution Control Committee which is called "The Fucking Moon" and is basically that conversation.

    3. Re:"HOLY F*CKING SH*T, HOUSTON!!!" by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      The Evolution Control Committee has provided you with a little something along those lines:

      http://evolution-control.com/sounds/The%20Evolut io n%20Control%20Committee%20-%20The%20Fucking%20Moon .mp3

      The album is quite amusing, please consider buying it to make up for the slashdotting :-)

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  43. Fast! by bobbis.u · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How come the Lunokhod were so much faster than the Mars rovers? Lunokhod 2 was able to travel up to 2km/hr where as Spirit/Opportunity travel at 5cm/second max = 180m/hr (http://www.solarviews.com/eng/opportunity.htm).

    I would have thought with advances in solar panels and motors that the new rovers would wipe the floor with the old Russian ones. I guess there are lots more instruments/computers to power and you need higher gain radio transmissions from Mars, but that is still a power of ten difference in speed.

    Here is a nice picture too.

    1. Re:Fast! by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Maybe the weaker Lunar gravity had something to do with it.. Less gravity -> less friction -> more efficient motors.

      Also, the Moon is closer to the Sun, and there's no atmosphere on the Moon, so maybe the solar panels work better there, as well.

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    2. Re:Fast! by Maimun · · Score: 1

      Easy: the Moon is much closer to the Earth. Lunokhod was completely remotely controlled, since it takes ~3 seconds at light speed in both directions. OTOH, the round trip to Mars at light speed is .. how much, 20 min? - so the Rovers are (I think) semi-autonomous.

    3. Re:Fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's 'cause the Lunokhods were being driven
      in real-time from Earth. They had two TV cameras
      to give the operator a stereo view to the front.
      A cheap graphic system projected a virtual bar
      into the image at a distance in front that
      increased in direct proportion to the Lunokhod's
      speed, so that it would appear where the
      Lunokhod would be 2.5 seconds (light speed delay)
      into the future. The operator then "drove" the
      projected bar to avoid obstacles.

      The current Mars rovers are far more autonomous
      due to the much greater light-speed delay. It
      would not be possible to drive them at any
      reasonable speed under control from Earth.

      The difference in speed is entirely an issue of
      control/obstacle-avoidance.

    4. Re:Fast! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      It has more to do with the time lag between the two. With Lunokhod, there was only a 4.someodd second roundtrip time to get feedback on the effects of your maneuvers. With Mars, there's anywhere from an 20-60minute round trip to get feedback. Enter the wrong commands, and your rover could end up on it's side, forever unusable. By moving slower, they increase their odds that their programmed mission will be completed, but at a reduction in distance covered/science performed.

      Plus there were a lot more cavalier about losing hardware in those days. Good luck getting a venus lander built today (simply because it's money down the drain).

    5. Re:Fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because Lunokhod was re-branded with a Ferrari logo

    6. Re:Fast! by johndiii · · Score: 1

      I'd guess that the control delay is part of it as well (two seconds for the moon, on the order of ten minute for Mars). The controllers on Earth need time to react to the terrain, and giving the rover a slow top speed guarantees that it will not get out of control and smash into something.

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  44. I remember these..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were fairly well covered in the news at the
    time, at least in Britain where I was then living.

  45. Re:WTFipedia... by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    That's because some slashdot trolls have gone to that article and edited it. The article is likely to be locked from editing while it's on the front page of slashdot if they don't let up for awhile.

  46. Anyone know? by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    If they sell old rovers anywhere, like on ebay or something? Venus has the remanants of probes, mars has rovers, the moon has rovers, so why can't my backyard have a rover?

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    1. Re:Anyone know? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Look in your doghouse.

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    2. Re:Anyone know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember once getting a toy version (Made in China!) of the NASA Sojourner rover. I think it still works, but you can't have it. It's mine!

    3. Re:Anyone know? by spood · · Score: 1

      Anyone know...if they sell old rovers anywhere, like on ebay or something?

      Sure, I'll sell you one. Buyer pays shipping...

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  47. Read a Book! by Turbofish · · Score: 1

    Sheesh! Don't you people ever pick up a freaking encyclopedia?!

    I read about the USSR's space program, including the rovers, in the 5th grade.

    NEVER wait to be taught what you can learn yourself!

    Read a Book!

  48. Don't know where you've been... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

    Or what kind of second rate education you received, but this has been known for a while. The USSR had several regions of the moon covered by robots.

    Oh and yes, my "American education" didn't "censor" this info as yours supposedly has. Maybe it was your "American ignorance" or "American laziness" which prevented you from retaining this information when it was actually taught to you.

    Anyway, in OTHER news, Russia Also Conquered Mars 30 years ago.

  49. Probably by Wooji · · Score: 1

    Thats where we got the idea for the Mars rovers no doubt.

  50. Re:WTFipedia... by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

    From looking at the Wikipedia history, it appears that the GNAA poster is at 82-32-36-56.cable.ubr05.azte.blueyonder.co.uk (82.32.36.56). This is a Blueyonder cable subscriber in the UK. I am currently hacking their computer.

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  51. HAHAH i remember having one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those were awesome, it looked like a soup dish and you stuff the batteries inside :) ...im czech

  52. Ping! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What kind of ping times can you get to the moon? Just curious if these guys had to program the rover in a language kind of like logo, or if they just fired up the old Joystick?

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    1. Re:Ping! by rjasmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It probably was good old Joystick.. Moon is practically around the corner compared to Mars. I think there is a couple of seconds delay in signal propagation, that's all..

    2. Re:Ping! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I dunno if I'd like a 2 second delay while driving...

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    3. Re:Ping! by joggle · · Score: 1

      It's not a big deal when your only going a few meters per minute. I presume that rover maxed out at a speed of no more than 15-20 meters/min.

  53. Roverlords by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    yep, you guessed it...

    I, for one, welcome our new Russian Roverlords.

    1. Re:Roverlords by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, rovers learn about YOU!

    2. Re:Roverlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, new roverlords welcome YOU!

    3. Re:Roverlords by u02sgb · · Score: 1

      Yep, me too Scooby.

  54. An Ignorant American by Gothmolly · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The mode of submission of this article earns it a -1, Flamebait. Why can't we have real journalism?

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    1. Re:An Ignorant American by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Because this is slashdot, not a news outlet.

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  55. information across the Iron Curtain by Maimun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't feel so bad about not having heard of Lunokhod. On the other side of the curtain there was a joke that the newspapers tested their absolutely smallest fonts when describing the American landing on the Moon.

  56. Please explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why something that happened 40 years ago is news. History, yes - news, hardly.

    1. Re:Please explain to me... by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      It's not news, it's Stuff That Matters.

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  57. Re:WTFipedia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddamned dirty brit trolls!

  58. interestingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    might have been during the profusion of soviet science books in India around that time, but I remember reading about it in an indian kids' encyclopeadia at the time, and thinking how much it sounded like a fusion name between hindi and some some language (luna (moon) + khoj (seek in Hindi) :) :)

  59. So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    goddamn, every day i am more and more amazed at how much us American's don't learn in school due to our government. For example, the Civil War. Think for a second what you learned (or retained) about it and the causes for it.

    Now go read some real history and find out why it really happened.

    The US government is far from honest and open and just.

    1. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are blaming the government? Either blame yourself, or blame lazy, fat-assed parents for letting their kids plop down in front of that video game every day after school.

      Blame until you're blue in the face. Easy, isn't it?

    2. Re:So do the rest of us. by Noren · · Score: 1
      At my American public school we discussed the Civil War in a lot more detail than you seem to be implying. Less than everything (it was a high school course and all), but there was a considerable amount of discussion of the economic and constitutional issues involved.

      A precious few of we Americans also learned a few things about that most mysterious of punctuation marks, the apostrophe.(That link is thanks to a certain Canadian cartoonist.)

    3. Re:So do the rest of us. by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Another thing that is historically inaccurate is that it was the Brits who complained about the Tea, not the other way around. Just like a good pint, Americans ain't capable! ;)

    4. Re:So do the rest of us. by flint · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Go read who's real history?

      Which author's/publisher's version do you accept as gospel? The one that says slavery? The one that says state's rights? They both have some truth in them.

      I was taught in the public schools that Lincoln was trying to preserve the union. Abolishing slavery in the states in rebellion was a carefully considered wartime economic and political move that Jefferson Davis himself considered. Yes, it was hugely symbolic, but that doesn't mean it was *only* symbolic. The preservation of the union was the main thing as at that time in history England and France both had reasons for wanting us divided, weakened, and were really hoping for a divided union for obvious reasons.

      I was also taught by my teachers that I would never learn everything in a few hours a day. That the teachers had enough time to cover only very monumental events and that it was the responsibility of ME AND MY PARENTS to make sure that I took the basic tools they gave us in school and go out in the world and read, question, and learn. And, to attempt to synthesize the various slanted historical perspectives before coming to my own conclusions.

      Russian rovers! Bah! What monumental historical event should this displace in a curricula that can only cover a finite amount of material?

      Stop blaming the system for everything they didn't teach you.

      Thank a teacher that you've the wit to get in a flame war here on slashdot!

    5. Re:So do the rest of us. by Patik · · Score: 2

      Very true. I don't even really know anything about Vietnam or many 20th century presidents. It wasn't until I came to college and started thinking about things that I realized how much I didn't learn in grade school.

    6. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, you can just blame people for their own education while you have no idea of their personal circumstances.

    7. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You southerners still smarting about losing. Give it up. They teach the whole story up north where I grew up. I understand about fighting to protect your home, industrial vs agricultural interests, federalism vs state's rights, etc.

      I also know that almost no one flew the battle flag of the republic until the civil rights protests started. Take a look at that history. If you want to show your southern pride, why not pick one of a dozen other good flags. You don't have to fly the same flag the klan uses.

    8. Re:So do the rest of us. by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      In my opinion history can be teached safely only when almost all the people who experienced are dead. Before that it becomes political and too hot to handle. According to this yardstick, WWII will be taught in detail in a couple of years time and around 2020, reading about Vietnam and other mid-60s conflicts will be really interesting.

    9. Re:So do the rest of us. by Patik · · Score: 1

      How true. It's still hard to talk about 9/11 without stepping on someone's toes. I was ready to discuss it a long time ago but everyone was afraid to jump into a deep discussion or say anything anti-US.

    10. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I despise the ineffectiveness of our public school system, I must say:

      If you are ignorant, it's more your fault than the government's.

    11. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abraham Lincoln's "personal circumstances" were such that he had to walk two miles to school and two miles back. They only had one textbook at the school. He had to do his homework on the blade of a shovel.

      And still he was better educated than many of our students today!

    12. Re:So do the rest of us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, although the people I hang around with have the other type of toes. I recall the evening of Sept 11, 2001, some of my friends & colleagues were saying that the basic problem was that we'd made some people very upset.

      I observed that you can't make everyone happy all of the time. But evidently this is code for "I am a knuckle-dragging conservative," so to say it out loud was something of a faux pas.

      Fortunately it was forgotten in a few days, and we were back to the usual Bush-bashing bonanza.

    13. Re:So do the rest of us. by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      First off, I'd call and apologize to your English teachers.

      /*Disclaimer: I am a US citizen, therefore, this post is US-centric. */

      With regard to the Russian lunar rovers, I would think these deserve some mention in the 'space race' section of US History that all children are taught. Sputnik, Neil Armstrong, the buildup, etc. - I would think that these rovers would be an interesting anecdote - "The Russians, not completely convinced of a manned American moon landing, sent probes to locate the deserted American equipment."

      I'll grant you one point of your statement, though - you can't learn everything in a few hours per day. Read, question, learn; you're right.

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    14. Re:So do the rest of us. by flint · · Score: 1

      You are quite correct. My message had more than a few errors but I tend to write quite informally in this forum.

      Again I've got to ask why should we be willing to alter curricula based on a few articles that we've read over the past few days? And, how significant was this event?

      Think about how this situation plays out year after year with everyone wanting their version or what they think is important inserted into your children's lessons. Unfortunately for a history text the ends do justify the means. Even if the Russians were ahead of their time the results of the mission are what determine historical value.

      It's interesting stuff and I'm glad I know it. Slashdot can be valuable. But I don't think the schools or system deserves to be lashed for omitting this detail in the past or future.

    15. Re:So do the rest of us. by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      True enough. You're right in that it makes an interesting footnote. But where do we draw the proverbial line in the classroom? Learning, by it's nature, leads us to ask more about a topic. That's more of a rhetorical question, I guess, but I can see where more and more teachers would have a tough time with that. "OK, enough about that, move on. Yeah, I know you're interested in space, Jimmy, but we have to talk about $subjectname now."

      I suppose that's what we have the Internet & the WWW for.

      Thanks for the time you took to reply.

      Warm regards,
      Davitt

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  60. I remember this and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I being a child of the space age (Born in 1960), or close enough anyway. I also recall the Soviets returned samples collected by these rovers.

    There are many other missions by both countries forgotten by everybody except us space enthusiasts!

  61. I'm American, and I remember that probe by mark0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you had asked me, cold, if the russians had operated a rover on the moon, I probably would have said no. But, looking at that picture, I remember it vividly. As a kid, I was given a coffee table book called "The History of Flight" or some such (I think I still have the book). I remember thinking the picture of the Blackbird was just too cool and the "bathtub" probe too comical to actually be real.

  62. The Civil War's real cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    "For example, the Civil War. Think for a second what you learned (or retained) about it and the causes for it."

    The Civil War's main cause was slavery. Neoconfederates like to argue "No, it is state's rights!" but their argument crumbles when it is pointed out that the main "state's right" at issue was the right to have a slave state.

  63. It's not just in the USA by fsmunoz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I might not have the educational system of the USA (in a general sense) in the greatest regard (relax, I don't hold my own in high regard) this apparent lack of knowledge is rather general. I remember Lunokhod very well but I was a) very interest in spacial exploration when I was a kid and b) most of the books I had were from the USSR (or from Novosti Press editions in Portugal).

    The thing is, most of my classmates were not even interest in the whole subject, so for them Lunokhod or Appolo didn't meant anything. In the USA it's obvious that people have knowledge (or should have, it is after all a great thing to be prouf of) about their own space missions, but beyond that it's really down to curiosity and personal interest.

    I would argue that most knowledge of this kind that people have is not directly derived from taking classes at school but it's a result of curiosity and self-reading. And perhaps rightly so.

    1. Re:It's not just in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from India, and we were in a similar state. We got cheap books from russia translated into english by Mir publishers, Moscow. Once the soviet union collapsed, the cheap books stopped coming too :-(
      Many of these books were awesome and I am yet to find some such interesting books in the west. However things started meaning something to us after India sent its first astronaut into space.
      All of us wanted to be astronauts and then started the inevitable race to learn as much as we could about science. This guy was responsible(motivation-vise) for landing me in IIT, one of my proudest achievements so far.

  64. Re: A bit skewed? by SgtSnorkel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was about 12 years old at the time of the Apollo moon landing. I knew all about the Lunokods. Reporting about them seemed to be downplayed some, most of the emphasis was on the manned stuff. But still they were reported in the news and followed by the interested public.

    But then, my dad worked at the Marshall Space Flight center in Huntsville, then ran a NOAA tracking facility near Fairbanks. . . so maybe my perspective is a little bit skewed.

  65. Some Russian achievements by B.D.Mills · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you can see the 1999 BBC-produced series "The Planets", you will find Lunokhod and other aspects of the Russian lunar missions get some coverage in the "Moon" episode, alongside the American space program. Some more facts about the Russian space program that you can find in that series:
    • The Russians developed their own manned lunar module, but never got to the stage of launching cosmonauts. The Russian module would have held two cosmonauts. The unmanned tests were not particularly successful because they lost a number of the unmanned modules. The Russians didn't want to launch cosmonauts until they were 100% sure they would come back alive.
    • The Russians were the first to send an unmanned probe to another world and have it return with samples. The Russians sent sample-return probes to the moon at around the same time as Apollo. One of these sample-return missions was launched a few days before Apollo 11. This particular mission was unsuccessful, with the probe crashing into the moon instead of landing. Although these missions only returned maybe a few kilos of lunar soil, that is enough for chemistry to be done on it.
    • The Russians and Americans both prepared artificial lunar surfaces. The Americans used dynamite to create artificial craters and prepared an exact model of a small area of the Sea of Tranquillity, whereas the Russians weren't so exacting.

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    1. Re:Some Russian achievements by hitchhacker · · Score: 1

      Great show.
      correction: They returned a few grams, not kilograms, of lunar soil on the second try.

      -metric

    2. Re:Some Russian achievements by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      There were a couple "The Planets" on a quick search from half.com, I picked this one up thought. It sounded interesting. http://half.ebay.com/cat/buy/prod.cgi?cpid=1988499 &domain_id=1877&meta_id=3

    3. Re:Some Russian achievements by xTown · · Score: 1

      The Russians didn't launch men into space because their rockets were notoriously underpowered for all their size. I'm assuming that I remember that correctly; it's been a while since I studied the subject.

      The Russians also put landers on Venus and sent back pictures of the surface.

    4. Re:Some Russian achievements by xTown · · Score: 1

      ...and, of course, if I had bothered to read all of the posts before I hit "Reply to This", I would have seen that several people have posted excellent links to more on the Venera landers.

      Sigh. It's not my day.

  66. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by marcus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Believe me, if all you have to offer is what was fed to you at school, you've got a long way to go.

    How about how to teach yourself?

    Try reading, it works great. You can find these things called books at a place called a library.

    In addition to teaching me how to use a library, my parents also bought a big pile of paper called an encyclopedia. The purchase includes yearly updates called yearbooks.

    Then there's a yellow skinned magazine to which your parents or grandparents should have subscribed. It is called National Geographic. Issues go way back. Even though it is renowned mainly for its photography and printing quality, you should try reading it.

    Be sure to subscribe before you have kids of your own.

    Happy education!

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  67. Re:WTFipedia... by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    The issue has been handled. We've locked the article due to the huge amount of vandalism.

  68. It was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Go to the US and many people believe that the US was helping Vietnam during the Vietnam war,Some even believe that the US won!"

    The first is certainly true. The second is certainly not.

    1. Re:It was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Inside every [Vietnamese]*, there is an American, trying to get out."

      *racially insensitive term removed from movie quote.

    2. Re:It was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange thing is, when the Vietnamese opened up to foreign business the Frensh were quick to come but were not that welcome. When the Americans came they were welcomed.

      Yup, I must admit that is strange, considering how the NV felt about the US in 1970's.

  69. These rovers didn't get a lot of press because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nobody cared!

    They flew them in the 1970's, years after we had sent men to the moon. It wasn't seen as such a giant leap by that time.

    If they had sent the rovers *before* we landed men, oh yeah, we'd have heard a lot more about them.

  70. Re:Wow this is disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You and your friend are not representative of the level of education in the US.

    Uh.. they are. I think you're sitting pretty and would be amazed. Remember that an IQ of 100 is merely the *average* - and that 50% are relatively dumb. Some kids think that the time spent becoming educated merely gets in the way of them having fun.

    And kids today aren't going to be taught about thirty year old unmanned Russian moon rovers. The manned moon landings, sure. Unmanned (especially since they happened *after* the manned ones) - why bother?

  71. lunohod by meshko · · Score: 1

    Heh, that's interesting. It was common knowledge in Soviet Union that you guys kicked our butt with the first man on the moon. I'm not sure that it was mentioned in the school though.

    Anyway, lunohod was great. I think some people in Russia still call police cars "lunohod": soviet police on patrol liked to move slowly in silence with their lights off.

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  72. Arf Arf by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


    I don't see this project getting very far.

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  73. Ignorance isn't bliss. by Visceral+Monkey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat.I asked around (friends and coworkers) and nobody else I've talked to has heard of them either."

    Let's place the blame where it belongs, with yourself. This is hardly something that was hidden from the public, it's always been there for anyone who cared to look. Was it as well known as the current crop of NASA rovers? No, but there wasn't an internet, etc to splash the latest images around the world in moments either. It has nothing to do with your education, but rather your lack of curiosity up until this moment.

    On the subject of Russian space feats, they were also the first country to mount a specially designed machine gun to a satellite and fire it in space. For peacefull purposes only, of course..

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    1. Re:Ignorance isn't bliss. by kevcol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's place the blame where it belongs, with yourself.

      Well said. I found about these rovers when I was in grade school from reading science encyclopedias in the library. I remember it being described as looking like a Victorian bathtub.

      You can't learn about every space endeavour through school, you have to be curious enough to find out for yourself some things.

  74. A word from Neil Armstrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Heh, that's interesting. It was common knowledge in Soviet Union that you guys kicked our butt with the first man on the moon"

    "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Now, where's those damn Russkis they told me were here first? Come on Houston, let me know. I'm ready to kick commie ass with my moonboot!"

  75. quality picture of lunokhod by tr0llb4rt0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/9901/lunokh od_t.jpg

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap990109.html

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  76. Scorecard by Beolach · · Score: 1

    The Earth vs. Mars Scorecard doesn't mention the Lunokhod missions. Assuming both missions counted as successes, it would bring the score close to a tie.

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    1. Re:Scorecard by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Would that be because the lunakhods went to the Moon, not Mars???

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  77. What school did you go to? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    What school did you go to that didn't have a library? Info on the Russian space program (including these probes) was in most, if not all, of the books I read about space in school.

    Don't blame the teachers for your like of motivation to learn on your own.

    1. Re:What school did you go to? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Info on the Russian space program (including these probes) was in most, if not all, of the books I read about space in school.

      The books I read as a kid said nothing about the Lunokhods' explorations. But then, except for sci-fi novels, the books I read stuck mostly to describing events that had already happened.

      I don't recall hearing a peep about them on the radio or TV at the time.

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  78. Speak for yourself by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not only did I know about the Russian rovers, I had a set of Russian stamps with Soyuz and the rovers on them.

    Thanks to *my* American education.

    If you really lament your education, I think you should speak to your parents about their lack of involvement, and to yourself about your lack of curiosity.

  79. w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MAYBE THEY can PUT SOME on MARS and we COULD HAVE a DEATH MATCH!!!!!!!!!

  80. how about smallpox? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Informative

    as a 'weapon of mass destruction' against the Native American population? Did they teach you about that?

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    1. Re:how about smallpox? by Atryn · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How about smallpox as a 'weapon of mass destruction' against the Native American population? Did they teach you about that?
      Yes they did. Actually, the terminology of WMD as it is used today didn't exist then, but we were certainly taught about the smallpox incidents.
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    2. Re:how about smallpox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they did. But they didn't teach us that in more than a few cases the people who where turned into slaves where sold to the slave traders by their own people... Yea, thats right, fellow africians sold their own kind into slavery.

    3. Re:how about smallpox? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I don't actually know that much about it.
      Do you know if it was an official government or military sanctioned act of genocide? Or was it just some local commander that thought it would be a good idea?

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    4. Re:how about smallpox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      their own kind?

    5. Re:how about smallpox? by Atryn · · Score: 1

      I will be the first to admit that I haven't done the historical research myself. I was taught the general story in like the 6th grade (I think)... I believe the story went that some colonialists (military or otherwise) sent blankets to the Indians as "gifts". These blankets were supposedly infected with smallpox (and known to be). This may have been what triggered a widely know epidemic of smallpox (which had not been on the American continent prior to the Western colonial period).

      Here are some weblinks I just found:
      Modern History Sourcebook
      Smallpox and the American Indians

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    6. Re:how about smallpox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, fellow africians.

    7. Re:how about smallpox? by cheezedawg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hope you arent trying to imply that the US is not justified in pursuing rouge WMDs today because of the limited actions of a few members of the military almost 250 years ago. Hell- that was even before there was an understanding of basic germ theory, and almost 150 years before the Geneva convention that outlawed the use of chemical and biological weapons.

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    8. Re:how about smallpox? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "I hope you arent trying to imply that the US is not justified in pursuing rouge WMDs today"

      No. Indeed it is my view that the possession of nukes of any sort, bio- or chemical weapons should be classified as a 'crime against humanity'.

      However, on another note, I have a feeling that the USA's apparent paranoia about smallpox is not due to its possible use by terrorists (seems far fetched to me) but rather due to a collective *guilt* trip.

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    9. Re:how about smallpox? by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      The 120 character sig length limit should not count HTML code not seen by users!
      I'm replying about your sig, not your post, so this is offtopic, but anyway... the problem with this is that there needs to be SOME limit as to how much HTML you put into your sig, otherwise the trolls could just cram a couple megabytes into it and waste everyone's time and bandwidth.

      It would probably be feasible to limit sigs to 120 visible chars and (say) 500 invisible chars, or something.

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    10. Re:how about smallpox? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      However, on another note, I have a feeling that the USA's apparent paranoia about smallpox is not due to its possible use by terrorists (seems far fetched to me) but rather due to a collective *guilt* trip.

      uh, no. The problem with smallpox is that if you have never been immunized against it and you have not been exposed to something like cowpox, it will ravage the population. I was immunized against it as a small child (with the attenuated stuff that killed quite a few kids), so I am somewhat safe. But the vast majority of the population has not been exposed (that would include my girlfriend and our daughter). That means that if it comes back AND neither have a vaccine, then they will most likely die (IIRC, about 95% fatality on the old stuff on new populations).

      To whoever releases the virus, I can only hope that "humanity" has the opportunity to try them in a world court.

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    11. Re:how about smallpox? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Smallpox samples could have been taken by individuals or nations with some ulterior motive, while it was still 'in the wild'.

      But use of such samples would require a fair bit of forward planning and continuity of storage. What are the requirements for long term storage of smallpox such that cultures can be grown from it? Refridgeration?

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    12. Re:how about smallpox? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      But use of such samples would require a fair bit of forward planning and continuity of storage. What are the requirements for long term storage of smallpox such that cultures can be grown from it? Refridgeration?

      It has been many years since I have been in the bio field, but I can tell you that every bug preserves best in differing conditions. Most likely this is being frozen or possible freeze-dried (lyophilized) in some group of cells.

      In fact, at the time that it was announced that SmallPox was gone, it was assumed that only USSR and USA had the only stockpiles. Since then, enough evidence has come forward to indicate that a number of other countries have it including Britain, France, and China. As to ulterior motives, no. These countries are simply trying to make sure that they are up on this and can not be used against it. The problem is that money or Politics can b big motivators. I do suspect that smallpox is out. Think about the collapse of the USSR. All they had to do was give out one sample to say somebody in Pakistan.
      Of course, it does not even take that. It can be for simple political reasons. Consider that here in the USA, somebody from Bush's white house is a traitor by devulging a CIA agents cover. And that was for simple politics. I wonder what 10 million would get.

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    13. Re:how about smallpox? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...pursuing rouge WMDs...

      Today we're pursuing rouge WMDs, tomorrow it'll be mascara WMDs, then lipstick WMDs by next week. When will this war on cosmetics end?

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    14. Re:how about smallpox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you really want to pick a nit...

      The English used the same tactic in their North American colonies in the 1600's and 1700's.

      It was an established siege tactic in medieval Europe and the Middle East to lob diseased/dead human and animal carcasses into cities to spread contagion (and lob them out into established seige camps for the same reason). Dropping dead things into water supplies to cause health problems (nothing like dysentery to sap an opponents fighting spirit), was also pretty popular.

      I'm not excusing the behavior, especially since it was my ancestors that received some of those blankets, but odds are you're the pot calling the kettle black.

  81. Little choice by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    soviet police on patrol liked to move slowly in silence with their lights off

    They had little choice. The bulbs burnt out sometime in the Kruschev administration. The two-HP engines also gave out not long after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Now Ivan had to push the police car everywhere it went. Once they cut "police boots" out of the department budget, the silence was complete.

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  82. You *do* realize by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 4, Funny

    that Mars and the Moon aren't the same place?

    1. Re:You *do* realize by Beolach · · Score: 1

      Bah. They both start with an M. You expect me to read the whole word?

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  83. Lasted over 20 years??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the record for a working venera lander was a few minutes (the first ones didn't work at all). They had a fisheye camera, and returned a single horizon-to-horizon image before crapping out. Having said that, it is the only actual photo we have of the surface, but still, hardly does it count as "lots of goodies."

    1. Re:Lasted over 20 years??? by kberg108 · · Score: 0

      true but they also returned atmospheric data for the entire desent to the surface which helped us figure out that there is a relitivly "calm" section of atmophere on venus. not alot for the general public but quite nice for the science community.

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    2. Re:Lasted over 20 years??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Do you suppose that, given that the first of the series of probes was launched February 12, 1961 (though the first moderately successful one wasn't until October 18, 1967), and the last arrived at Venus on October 18, 1983, he just might be referring to the whole series of missions, rather than making the rather ridiculous claim that a single probe had been in operation there for two decades? Oh, and while we're at it, here's a link to the "only actual photo we have of the surface", as taken by Venera 9, 10, 13, and 14. Funny how it took four successful landers to "return a single horizon-to-horizon image before crapping out", isn't it?

      Duh.

    3. Re:Lasted over 20 years??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They had a fisheye camera, and returned a single horizon-to-horizon image before crapping out. Having said that, it is the only actual photo we have of the surface, but still, hardly does it count as "lots of goodies."

      I believe the Soviets had 4 successful photographic missions to Venus' surface.

      One of the reasons they chose to focus on Venus instead of Mars was because it turned out easier to land on Venus because the atmosphere is so thick that probes almost glide down like submarines. Mars on the other hand requires complex sequences and timing in order to land.

  84. Re:WTFipedia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aw crap, now you've destroyed my anonymous proxy!

  85. Obligatory reference to chinese space program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear americans decrying chinese man in space by saying "hey, we did that long long time ago! whats the big deal?" I guess rover has completed the circle. we live in a strange world dont we? Intelligence (not the wmd kind), engineering and skill are not just one nation/race's asset and this proves it. :)

  86. Whats the big deal? by wacki · · Score: 1

    We put a man on the moon in 1969. Lukhod landed on the moon in 1970 and 1973. They were landed on the moon after us, and they didn't even send a man. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_program

  87. I'm surprised that you're surprised. by repetty · · Score: 1

    "i am surprised it is not known in usa, because american exploration of space was well known in the eastern block."

    I'm surprised that you're surprised. I mean, how can you be surprised by this?

    Wasn't the Soviet Union just a little bit secretive? Slightly?

    I'd seen a picture of it many years ago but, face it, between Soviet paranoia and incompetence there are no surprises here.

    --Richard

    1. Re:I'm surprised that you're surprised. by kyknos.org · · Score: 1

      secretive? how can it be an secret when it was on TV, newspapers, books, textbooks, carnivals and toy stores all around the Soviet block?

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    2. Re:I'm surprised that you're surprised. by joggle · · Score: 1
      Wasn't the Soviet Union just a little bit secretive? Slightly?

      They were mostly secretive with their failures, not their successes. They tried to get as much propaganda as they could from their successes (after the fact, of course).

    3. Re:I'm surprised that you're surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'd seen a picture of it many years ago but, face it, between Soviet paranoia
      > and incompetence there are no surprises here.

      Amusing that you need it spelt out. It's nothing to do with Soviet "paranoia and imcompetence" (helloooo - they beat the americans to it, so they're hardly incompetant, are they?!) - and everything to do with American propaganda and censorship.

  88. WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Intelligence (not the wmd kind), engineering and skill are not just one nation/race's asset and this proves it. :)"

    yeah. China has been able to kill 200,000 in non-chinese foreign countries like Tibet, just by using bullets.

    1. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So has US in Iraq and in several latin american countries through pet dictators. So whats your point?

    2. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL! Now thats funny. No wonder you are brainwashed enough to put a monkey in the oval office!

    3. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just informed enough to see through the lies of the left-wing media.

    4. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left or Right, you belong to a murderous country and calling china names is like pot calling the kettle black. ps- i am neither american nor chinese. just an international person.

    5. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left or Right, you belong to a murderous country and calling china names

      During the 20th century, the Chinese dictator Mao killed more than 30,000,000. To have the U.S. mention China is like having the stainless-steel pot calling the cast iron kettle black.

      Red China even today is an illegitimate imperialist nation.

    6. Re:WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      During the 20th century, the Chinese dictator Mao killed more than 30,000,000. To have the U.S. mention China is like having the stainless-steel pot calling the cast iron kettle black.


      But the fact is that even the so called stainless steel pot has got stains and soot on its ass afterall. In the name of war, in the name of collateral damage and in the name of proxy wars and fighting "monstrous" communism, millions of lives have been lost. Do I have to take the name of a certain nation that starts with a "V" and ends with a "M"? or how about one that starts with "A" and ends with "N"? How about supplying weapons to both the fighting fighting factions in a certain war that lasted 8 years and involved the "EYE" nations. One of the "Eye" nations, if I should remind you, has been taken over by the steel pot at god know what human toll based on some imaginary "threats" posed by that nation (which is kinda what the chinese do to many falun gong followers incidentally).


      Red China even today is an illegitimate imperialist nation.

      Whats illegitimate? whats imperial? tibet to red china is as carribien to US, worse still "Eye" nation to US. I dont see Chinese going to kill people half way around the globe, atleast not after Genghis khan.

  89. Russian achievements by Bytal · · Score: 1

    Yeah the American schools somehow forget to mention or deemphasize the first man in space, first woman in space, first open spacewalk. Now I'm not trying to disavow the great feats achieved by the American space program but I especially like this list of "firsts in space", with tiny paragraphs devoted to the first HUMANS(Russian) to do things in space and the large, detailed paragraphs devoted to the first AMERICANS to do anything in space, since we all know that the first American in space is of course a much more monumental achievement for the entire human race then just the first person in space.

    For someone who sees these feats of human courage as universal it's a little shocking and sad to see so many educated Americans who have absolutely no idea about any of these events. These should be viewed not as Russian/Soviet achievements but as human achievements. Forgeting these pioneers is just an insult to their courage and sacrifices.

  90. History is written by the winners by kberg108 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So whoevers winner circle your'e in is the history you get :) I never heard about it either though.

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  91. A related book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've been told that the book What Ivan Knows that Johnny Doesn't was prompted by the space race but the year it was published suggests otherwise.

  92. Why Lunokhod-2 died after 4 month by genka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The rovers were driven in real time, using a very low quality TV- no half-tones, one frame in several seconds. One day they drove Lunokhod-2 into a crater, and had troubles climbing out. The drivers decided to back off a little. Lunokhod-2 had no rear- view camera, and they collided with a rim of the crater. The solar battery was covered in dust, reducing it's output. They try to clean the battery by flipping it, but the dust wouldn't come out, and what would got on a heat radiator surface, which lead to overheating. The drivers got the rover out of the crater, but it didn't wake up after next lunar night. Source (in Russian): http://www.space.hobby.ru/projects/lunochod1.html

    1. Re:Why Lunokhod-2 died after 4 month by bait4719 · · Score: 1

      Cannot find any footage or stills from the Lunokhods. I can't stop searching. Gonna break Babelfish. Where are the 286 panoramas they list from those missions. OK this has been asked in this forum so redundancy, however the asker was ingnored. Isn't anyone else thinking HOAX?

    2. Re:Why Lunokhod-2 died after 4 month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a hoax :)

      But you won't find many of the resources on the net, because:
      1) the alphabet of russians (azbuka) is different to our (latin) alphabet
      2) opposite to nasa, russians haven't published resources over the internet
      3) it was long time ago - digital computers were in their infancy

  93. bring it up! by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    I think you mean, "Thanks to my North American Education."

    Anyway, educational facilitators can address standards in many ways. Bring what you are interested in to the classroom; your facilitator may find it a "vehicle" (har har) to introduce other concepts and methods.

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    1. Re:bring it up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I think you mean, "Thanks to my North American Education."

      Huh? You are going from a well-known usage of 'American' to one which includes Canada and Mexico? How does that narrow things down any?

  94. Cite, pleaase by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    A Google search of Timofeev + Lunokhod turns up nothing.

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    1. Re:Cite, pleaase by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1

      Oh, course, Soviet-era secret projects would naturally be found posted on the Internet.

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    2. Re:Cite, pleaase by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      try searching for them seporatly

  95. That's not science. by repetty · · Score: 1

    "I did learn about these in school, but then I was always interested in space.
    Try these questions.
    What was the name of the first American lander on the moon?
    The name of the first lander on Mars?
    What was then name of the first US communications sattilite?

    Most people know little about space."

    Your examples questions are history questions. I don't even think they are particularly relevent except in Trivial Persuit, Space Race Edition.

  96. Love the first space walk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yeah the American schools somehow forget to mention or deemphasize ....first open spacewalk [wikipedia.org]."

    I love how they did that one. Open airlock, boot political prisoner out. "You need no suit, Dmitri! You die for Science!"

  97. Not only that but... by kaffiene · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Russians beat the US a very large number of firsts in space. First satellite, first animals in space, first human in space, first safe landings from orbit, first spacewalk, first to the land a probe on Mars, first probe to Venus, first orbital station, first flight around the moon.

    The whole notion that the US "won the space race" is an interesting bit of spin. The fact is that the USSR notched up a very large number of firsts and could equally argue that they won the race if the finishing line hadn't been arbitraly decided to be a manned mission to the moon (and you can bet that it wasn't the Russians who decided that that was the only feat which mattered).

    The US won the cold war over the USSR, or more to the point, outlasted the USSR, because the USSR ran out of money. Ultimately the Soviet system was a poor means of running a country, so they lost their super power status... but that hardly means they lost the space race.

    As Napolean said: history is a lie made up by the victors.

    1. Re:Not only that but... by Imperator · · Score: 1
      first safe landings from orbit
      Actually, the early Soviet spacecraft didn't actually land; they just lied about that. Rather, the occupant was blasted out by an ejection seat when the capsule fell to a certain altitude.
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    2. Re:Not only that but... by Sindri · · Score: 1

      "first safe landings from orbit"

      Safe refers to the astronaut not the space capsule. American space capsules splash landed into the Pacific and sunk to the bottom.

    3. Re:Not only that but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, American space capsules landed via parachute and were recovered by awaiting rescue ships. The only capsule to sink was the second Mercury flight of Gus Grissom. It landed in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Florida after making a suborbital flight. His capsule was recovered a few years ago and is currently on display.

    4. Re:Not only that but... by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      The Russians beat the US a very large number of firsts in space. First satellite, first animals in space, first human in space, first safe landings from orbit, first spacewalk, first to the land a probe on Mars, first probe to Venus, first orbital station, first flight around the moon.
      And as another poster pointed out:

      First woman in space.
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    5. Re:Not only that but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the early Soviet spacecraft didn't actually land; they just lied about that.

      No. Yuri Gagarin landed with his reentry module, but no one else did. Considering he was the first to ride one, that's some set of balls he had.
      Rene Carlos

  98. WMD and China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it hasn't. You need to learn history before you can even make a point.

  99. Someone Has To Say It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Communist Russia, moon lands on YOU!

    1. Re:Someone Has To Say It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SOVIET Russia, imbecile!

  100. Richard Garriott bought one of them by MauMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It might be of interest to some of you that Richard "Lord British" Garriott of Ultima fame actually bought one of the rovers from the Russians in the 90s.

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  101. What's the point? by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...so rather than risking dnagerous human mission on the moon, they only sent robot, while astronauts stayed safely at home."

    What's the point of exploring space if we don't go there? The Europeans (and unlucky Africans) that settled North and South America didn't send something to report back saying, "Oh, that's nice", they went there. The U.S., Canada, Mexico, and all of Central and South America as they are now is the result. Yes, negative ramifications abounded, but the collective we wouldn't be where we are today if it weren't for those circumstances. Humanity is stronger because we are spread out, and if we actually get the guts to try to go into space permanently we will be stronger still. I'd like to hope that all of the work we do isn't for nothing in the long haul. We're the most versatile living thing to come about in known history. Let's see what we can really do.

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    1. Re:What's the point? by BalloonMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's the point of exploring space if we don't go there?

      OK, what's the point of exploring the inside of a volcano, or the bottom of the ocean, or the surface of the sun if we don't go there? Humans are fragile, but our curiosity is strong, and the knowledge we gain is useful.

      The rest of your argument seems to be based on the principle of "manifest destiny". This is not necessarily a good thing.

    2. Re:What's the point? by zx75 · · Score: 1

      True, but remember that spreading ourselves out without self-sufficiency doesn't help very much. A permanent moon base that relies on earth in order to survive gives us no added value if earth is destroyed. (unlike your new-world analogy)

      Aside from that, I do agree with you completely.

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    3. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      What's the point of exploring space if we don't go there? The Europeans (and unlucky Africans) that settled North and South America... Let's see what we can really do.

      You must be from the USA. How can I guess? Because your presumption that Europeans "settled" North and South America.

      One *settles* un-occupied land. Migration, perhaps, with the benefit of germ warfare and other primitive WMD's of the time. Oh yes, germ warfare. Didn't they teach you about Governor Amherst in your public or religious schools? There's a fellow worth naming cities towns and streets after!

    4. Re:What's the point? by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      Uh, they didn't have any choice. Robotics were notoriously poor in the 17th century. Luckily, there were plenty of poor people and prisoners who would do nearly as well, so guess who got to go? Shockingly enough, survival rates were dismal for quite a while.

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    5. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IBM had PL/1 with syntax worse than JOSS,
      and everywhere the language went, it was a total loss...


      Listen poser. As if you'd ever worked with PL/1.

    6. Re:What's the point? by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      Humanity is stronger because we are spread out, and if we actually get the guts to try to go into space permanently we will be stronger still

      and we exhaust nature from it's riches...
      this just proofs Agent Smith again... we are like a virus, we are an virus. ;D

      Yes, hopefully we will be going there soon.
      also i find interesting that the russian "moonwalker" is almost not known at all!
      Seems like media got suppressed back then or something... because this would have been very big news at the time, i think.

    7. Re:What's the point? by arkanes · · Score: 1
      Theres nothing wrong with manifest destiny, despite the bad rap it gets in history classes. Sure, it was used as an excuse for genocide and some of the most horrific and inhumane treatement of other humans in modern history (well, lets say in the top 10). That doesn't mean that the principle, which was more or less as the parent described - that we should always look outward and expand ourselves over the next horizon - is unsound or "bad" or anything else. There's nothing there that says we HAVE to kill all the people/whatever we find out there.

      Now, while I'm talking about history classes I'd just like to bitch that never, not once, even when I was really into space and did alot of reading on it (at a relatively low level, to be sure, but still lots) did I read about a Russian moon landing. If you'd asked me before today if the Russian space program had ever landed ANYTHING on the moon I would have said no, and been very sure I was correct. Damn the cold war and it's annoying revisionist history nonsense.

      I should point out that the only reason there haven't been manned trips inside volcanos, the bottom of the ocean, and the surface of the sun is the technological barriers to doing so. The first two are pretty far beyond what we can do now, but getting humans into the deep ocean is something that people are actively working on now, and have been for a long time.

    8. Re:What's the point? by sarragorn · · Score: 1

      after all what would you expect a human can do on the moon more efficiently than a robot ? ( relevant things i mean ) and just on a side note, i know that we have telescopes that can see light years away. I have yet to see a telescope picture of that american landing site on the moon ... and the flag and all ...

    9. Re:What's the point? by Mondor · · Score: 1

      You must be from USA too. Not 17th, but 15th century, I guess :)

    10. Re:What's the point? by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      I realized that mistake right after clicking submit... argh, to have used the preview button! Oh well.

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    11. Re:What's the point? by op51n · · Score: 1

      The Europeans (and unlucky Africans) that settled North and South America didn't send something to report back saying, "Oh, that's nice", they went there. Yeah, you can breath in North America though!

    12. Re:What's the point? by Buran · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's pretty amazing how much stuff they did land on the Moon. The first crash-lander was Soviet. The first soft-lander was Soviet. The first fly-by was by a Soviet probe. The first rover was Soviet. Etc. For whatever reason, those efforts are, as you say, little known among the general public even though the information sent back was vital toward sending humans there (Example: Luna 9 didn't sink into the swamp, so it was pretty safe to guess that it wasn't all that likely that the US Surveyor craft wouldn't, either, and they didn't.)

      I once posted in a discussion on fark.com about a different space mission, made a comment in passing about the fact that there were US and Soviet craft on the moon, and somebody informed me, with disdain, that all the flags on the Moon were American.

      Nope. Not by a long shot, they weren't. Even the tiny Luna 9 carried some Soviet memorabilia.

    13. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You must be from the USA. How can I guess? Because your presumption that Europeans "settled" North and South America.

      May be not. USA public schools give adequate education in that area. And there are a lot of Native Americans around.

      I presume he's from some oher place than US.

  102. News by Shooter6947 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, news flash, Russians land rovers on the moon 35 years ago! Well, shit, folks, that ain't exactly news. Anyone who cared enough to find out has known that since it happened.

    Watch, in 35 years, some stupid kid is going to post on slashdot: "Wow, did you know that they showed Janet Jackson's boob on TV in 2004? I never knew that before!"

  103. The other Slashdot effect by 19usc2462bH · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Wikipedia page has been slashdotted.

    Under a list of protected pages, the Lunokhod program page is listed because page was listed on a /. story 26 minutes ago, has already been vandalized half a dozen times including insertion of goatsex links. Pakaran. 23:06, 10 Feb 2004 (UTC)

    1. Re:The other Slashdot effect by dustinbarbour · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      hahaha!! awesome!

    2. Re:The other Slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bahahhahahahaha Damn thats funny shit.

    3. Re:The other Slashdot effect by Jackdaw+Rookery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thinks this isn't funny?

      Are slashdotters the univited people that smell weird and rifle through your stuff at parties?

      Behave on other sites.

  104. Eagle/Viking/Telstar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what the hell is a satillite?

    1. Re:Eagle/Viking/Telstar? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      You got one out of three.
      First US lunar lander was Surveyor I did not say manned. You could have also said Ranger since it hit the moon. I would call that a broad use of the word lander at best.
      First Comsat was Echo. Very experimental and passive. It was a large ballon placed in orbit. As for my spelling well blame that on american schools as well :)

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  105. my favorite quote... by bbdd · · Score: 1

    from this page:

    "Lunokhod-2 had 3 low-rate TV cameras and 4 panoramic cameras. TV cameras could work at different frame rates: 3.2, 5.7, 10.9 and 21.1 seconds per frame (not frames per second)."

    talk about slo-mo...

  106. enhanced rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suddenly, Spirit and Opportunity seems less of a feat to me, more of an enhanced rip-off that crashes and displays weird colors... "look we can build remote controlled robot that sends us pictures and has super-advanced sensors and gizmos"... "Much like the Russian did on the moon more than 30 years ago..."

    1. Re:enhanced rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called 3 dimensional stereographic imagery, and is the most advanced photographic documentation of all the other planets... you insensitive clod!

  107. A related Russian proverb I'd like to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a documentary about lunar exploration and in an interview a Russian scientist told how he when the rover was reaching the end of its "life" on the moon tried to get his superiors to agree to letting the rover "die with music" (or something like that - I don't remember the proverb (i.e. the translation) so please tell me) meaning to let it die more honorably than just stopping but instead letting it do more hazardous (and more interesting) exploration which probably would "kill" it - that would've been going closer to the edge of a crater.

  108. There's a lot we didn't know... by coloradocut · · Score: 1

    I caught a History Channel special called " History Undercover: Secrets of Soviet Space Disasters". While there were plenty of disasters, there were many accomplishments. With respect to the lunokhod, according to the program there was some concern that the orbiting Apollo spacecraft might collide with the lunokhod craft (though highly unlikely) and that the lunokhod was a fallback plan after the Soviet's own manned moon-craft failed repeatedly on the launch pad. I'm certainly no space expert, so any comments on the TV show?

  109. Russian crew on the moon? by miguel_at_menino.com · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Did the Russians ever get a human crew on the moon?

  110. Dude. by Kickasso · · Score: 1

    You just can't compare. With all due respect, Moon is 1.5 light-seconds away, while Mars is 20 light-minutes or so.

  111. The metric system? by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

    The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!

    1. Re:The metric system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      Abe Simpson insightful?

      Stupid Yanks!

  112. I heard some country put people on the moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, has it really come to this?
    How is this news? I mean, fine, maybe some
    people have never heard of the Lunakhod but I would
    have thought anyone interested in space would
    have heard of it (there is even a replica in Sydney's
    Powerhouse Museum a few streets from where I am)

    Man, I'm so ignorant I've never heard of Neil
    Armstrong! Did you know he actually walked on
    the moon?? Wow, this should go into a Slashdot
    article! :-P

  113. Books by Udo+Schmitz · · Score: 1
    You can find these things called books

    Yeah, they look like video cassettes, only made of paper.

  114. not gravity, sun or nearness by kippy · · Score: 3, Informative

    This isn't because of proximity to the Earth or gravity or more solar power or anything. The Mars rovers move so slow because one of their mission parameters was that they would not be "torque bound". They wanted them to be able to roll over any obstacle. The motors are made with a power/speed tradeoff so while they are very slow, there's very little that they cannot climb.

    1. Re:not gravity, sun or nearness by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but the above post is not true and is most certianly not 'informative'. The real reason the mars rovers are much slower has already been correctly addressed in several above posts and is absolutely due to the proximity of the earth and the consequent light time delay experienced when communicating with the rover (>10 minutes for mars, 3 seconds for the moon). Why the above incorrect responding post is the only one modded up when there are 3 other correct ones is left as a mystery for us to figure out I guess(is it because it's the most contrarian?). Anyone wanting to learn more about how the programming is done for the onboard autonomous navigation works should read this excellent book.

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    2. Re:not gravity, sun or nearness by kippy · · Score: 1

      I went to a presentation given by members of the rover design team and they specifically mentioned that not being "torque bound" was a specification of the rovers. Thus, they traded off speed for power.

      As for how the distance affects the speed of the rover, it's true only to a certain extent. The fact that it's 10 light minutes away means that real-time operation is simply not an option. That being the case, the rover has to drive itself for the most part. It gets orders from Earth that just give it a destination. The rover takes care of the rest with some navigation AI. Since the AI isn't as good as a human at driving, it takes a long time for it to go where it is assigned. However, even if there were a human running it from 10 feet away, it would still be slow because of the mechanics of the wheel motors.

      So in that sense, the distance mandates that the rover go slower but it's bound to going slowly no matter what.

  115. At 1mph, if you're very careful, by Kickasso · · Score: 1

    you probably can manage.

  116. DAYS not Months! Units of measurements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, if you read the other linked articles, or google search you can see it was 11 days, not months. Unless some people mean moon days instead of earth days, which would equal 11 months (one mmon day = about 30 earth days), but i cant imageine that being the case. Anyone know for sure?

    1. Re:DAYS not Months! Units of measurements by KarMann · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, your vaunted Google search gives 29 results for 'Lunokhod + "11 days"'. Did you bother to find out how many it got for 'Lunokhod + "11 months"'? 39 hits. Duh.

      And aside from that, if you follow the links, you'll see that it landed on November 17, 1970, and "operations... officially ceased" on October 4, 1971. It also happens to mention "Lunokhod was intended to operate through three lunar days but actually operated for eleven lunar days."

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    2. Re:DAYS not Months! Units of measurements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for clearing up my quesion... um duh

    3. Re:DAYS not Months! Units of measurements by Mondor · · Score: 1

      39 hits does not mean that there is no information in the internet. Just all the information (more then 7000 hits) is in russian language :) Try http://www.astronet.ru/db/msg/1193348 http://selena.sai.msu.ru/Home/Spacecrafts/lunokhod /lunokhod.htm Complete history (completelly in russian language) can be found at http://www.space.hobby.ru/projects/lunochod1.html

  117. Obligatory Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our 50 year old Russian Moon Rover Overlords!!

  118. I remember it by hcg50a · · Score: 1

    An Ignorant American writes "Perusing an Air & Space magazine the other day, I came across an article about Russian Moon Rovers during the space-race era. Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat.

    I remember these buggies. They were front page news in the newspapers and magazines at the time. I was in an American high-school, enjoying a good science education.

    I don't remember seeing 'em on tee vee. Maybe that's why you missed 'em.
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  119. Encyclopedia Astronautica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out
    http://www.astronautix.com/
    Very extensive site with lots of pictures and information.

  120. Propaganda or facts? by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat. I asked around (friends and coworkers) and nobody else I've talked to has heard of them either.

    Thanks to my Soviet science education I've just recently learnd about American people stepping on Moon 3 decades ago. Perhaps.

    Now the question is: what is propaganda and what are facts?

    Even now I belive that 3 decades ago it was much easier and safier to deploy the rover through the Earth radiation belts than humans. And speaking about safity, it was never a strong point in American space industry.

    Well, I hope we'll see about humans crossing those deadly belts in upcoming 3 decades. Or will we?

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  121. An easy answer. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 0, Troll

    You know why you never heard of it? Because it never happened. Those rovers crash landed on the moon. Anything else you hear is a remnant of cold war propaganda.

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  122. An Amazing Achievement by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    I find it kind of sad that due to propaganda etc this has been forgotten. A lot of amazing things happened in the "space race" apart from the Apollo missions. And on both sides. The Russians we now know weren't that far behind America in getting a man to the moon when it was cancelled (better to pretend you wouldn't lower yourself to a crass race than to come second I guess). But the lunakhod was very public and was front page news in many countries. And it just kept on going for ages. There was even talk about getting one that would take off and return samples to Earth ... I *think* that happend but I'm not sure, that was considered an embarassing possibility to the Americans. Still so much potential lost. It should be a lesson I guess to the future generations of engineers about publish or perish.

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  123. hell its not just russian stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We've all heard of Pioneer, Voyager, Viking etc but how many have heard more than a passing reference to Surveyor? (not MGS)

    "The Surveyor probes were the first U.S. spacecraft to land safely on the Moon. The main objectives of the Surveyors were to obtain close-up images of the lunar surface and to determine if the terrain was safe for manned landings"

    5/7 landed. Probably the only time you will hear them mentioned is when talking about apollo 12 when the LM landed near one of the surveyors, hacked off it camera and took it back home. other than that it is almost forgotten.

    http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/lunar/surve yo r.html

  124. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by apoplectic · · Score: 1

    And remember, if it is in print, it MUST be true....

  125. OT: I am not Spock, I am an Actor by alext · · Score: 1

    See? I can play Shakespeare:

    To be or Not to be, that...
    that is illogical Captain!

  126. No secret here by mdavis19 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well gee, I had an American education too and I knew all about the Soviet Moon rovers and other Soviet space feats. Maybe you just weren't paying attention?

  127. Don't forget Luna 16 and 15 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't forget Luna 16 which had a descent and
    ascent stage and retrieved a lunar soil sample
    which it brought back to Earth in Sept. 1970


    Luna 16

    Also don't forget Luna 15. Just two hours
    before the Apollo 11 Eagle was due to lift
    off from the Moon, Luna 15 crash-landed
    into the Moon's surface. It's job had been
    to robotically retrieve soil samples which
    could well have trumped Apollo 11 in doing so
    and without risking human lives.

    Those old of us to vividly remember the
    Apollo 11 landing will also recollect the
    drama surrounding Luna 15 right up until the
    last moment.

    1. Re:Don't forget Luna 16 and 15 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think they were really aiming for Apollo. =)

    2. Re:Don't forget Luna 16 and 15 by dogbertsd · · Score: 1

      "..which could well have trumped Apollo 11 in doing so and without risking human lives."

      I don't think so. What was so inspiring about the Apollo missions had little to do with science. Landing on the moon was seen as a human triumph, not a scientific one.

      What so inspired a generation of young people to become scientists and engineers was the thought that they would be out there today.

      Unfortunately, due the economic drain of the Cold War, many unforeseen challenges in human space exploration, and a deplorable lack of a focused and committed approach, we aren't in space.

      The American space program is like the 25 year old who puts away some money once and has great plans for himself, but at 50 finds that he didn't keep at it.

      Here's to getting off the stick and encouraging the next generation to find an interest in space.

    3. Re:Don't forget Luna 16 and 15 by Buran · · Score: 1

      I know your comment was meant as a joke, but believe it or not there was some concern from some people that Luna 15 would collide with Apollo 11. The risk was minimal, and navigators were able to show how unlikely it was. However, since Luna 15's orbit wasn't known to the flight team, they just had to hope they were right.

      Today, it's not unusual for shuttles or the station to fire their engines to dodge orbital debris and avoid such collisions.

  128. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we'd be better off illiterate. Damn, I knew learning to read was a big mistake.

  129. [Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The more people I meet from East Europe, the more I am convinced that the two worlds were much more similar than what we westerners were raised to believe.
    People from former East Germany don't shun their origins as people from Nazi Germany would have (see 79qm DDR, which I am told is a quite precise account of the facts by East Germans). Some are even fond of the old eastern flag. A Czech girl told me that, visiting San Francisco, she was appalled by seeing American girls executing a Spartakiad. They were cheerleaders.

    There were abuses of human rights on both fields, sometimes specular in type if not in magnitude; McCarthy in the US, stalinist purges in the USSR (Ok, McCarthy never got to that magnitude); invasion of Czechoslovakia and Hungary there, coups in Greece and Chile here; Vietnam for the US and Afghanistan for the USSR (Ok, the USSR was fighting the good fight and the US not, but their methods did not differ much, and civilians suffered most in both cases).

    On the other hand, things went on pretty normally for average people on both sides. It was dangerous being against communism in the USSR as much as it was being a communist in the US, and the likelihood of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union to lose their elections was pretty much the same as the American Communist Party's to win them.

    This is not to say "everybody's a human-right criminal, blast human rights, they were all good fellas".
    It is to say that, instead of laughing at propaganda crap in other countries, you should think what propaganda they fed you as truth; that is the most dangerous, as nobody is out there telling you how ludicrous lies you are being exposed to. For instance some may be interested in what was going on in 1984.

    One thing is watching Goebbels on the Discovery Channel with a Brit telling you what a jerk he was, another one is being a German, who had been on the brink of starvation before nazism, that has no other information channels than the nazi state's, that stands in a cheering crowd, and who, when Joseph asks, "Wolles Sie den totalen Krieg?", cannot help shouting "Ja!".

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    1. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Rotten168 · · Score: 1
      the USSR was fighting the good fight

      Eh? Was this a typo?

    2. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll.

      My advice for any impressionable young teenagers who may be reading this thread:

      Do a google search for "Andrei Sakharov".

      Learn what the USSR tried to do to one of its onetime heroes, and how he was able to help overcome its tyranny.

    3. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      One thing is watching Goebbels on the Discovery Channel with a Brit telling you what a jerk he was, another one is being a German, who had been on the brink of starvation before nazism

      Yeah, because we all know that all of Germany's problems before the Nazi's came to power can be directly blamed on the Jews and the Slavs/Russians. Damn the Jews for having all that money they didn't earn and damn the Slavs for having all that living space that we need.

      Oh, while we are at it, better conquer off France, Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Yugoslavia, and Greece. Oh and let's annex Austria and Czechoslovakia while we are at it. After all those nations were traditionally parts of the Fatherland anyway.

      Sorry, I have no sympathy for Nazi leaders who killed millions of people and lead a great nation to ruin. No sympathy for those idiots that picked a fight with the Soviet Union that they couldn't possibly win and left it in a position to annex Eastern Europe and start the Cold War. I can have sympathy for patriotic German military officers (Erwin Rommel and Friedrich von Paulus immediately come to mind) but not Nazi leaders.

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    4. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Learn what the USSR tried to do to one of its onetime heroes

      While you are at it, do a search for "Marshal Zhukov" and find out how Stalin repaid the man who saved Russia from Germany after the Red Army had virtually ceased to exist as an effective battle force -- kind of hard to fight the Wehrmacht that's lead by the German General Staff (at the time the most professional and experienced military leaders in the World) when you purged your entire armed forces of anybody with a clue or a brain because you were so fucking paranoid of your own people that you were afraid they'd try and depose you.

      But don't worry we'll make up for not having any leadership left by having the NKVD shoot any of our untrained, under-equipped, underfed, demoralized 17-year old draftees who attempt to retreat! And if that doesn't work we'll shoot their families too!

      The Soviet Union's near defeat (make no mistake -- it was that close) in 1941 owes as much to Stalin's paranoid purges and incompetence as it does to German military genius.

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    5. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I have no sympathy for Nazi leaders who killed millions of people and lead a great nation to ruin.

      Neither do I. I wanted to focus on what the guy in the crowd was induced to think.

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    6. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 2, Informative

      the USSR was fighting the good fight

      Eh? Was this a typo?

      Nope. The USSR was fighting against a muslim fundamentalist uprising financed by external powers (read: Ronald Reagan), and was called in by a legitimate government. You may question that Afghanistan's government was fully independent, but again few in western Europe were then. Among the "freedom fighters", a certain Osama bin Laden learnt a lot about guerrilla in that war. The mujaheddin finally won thanks to American Stinger missiles with which they shot down Soviet choppers, and, when they drove out the Soviets, they started a civil war that raged on until a faction, the talebans, came to power and established their perfect muslim state.

      Most Americans noticed these guys first when two 767 smashed in the twin towers. I remember a New York store with the sign "Whack Afghanistan" the day after, and could not help thinking "You already did".

      Of course the USSR's methods were not especially gentle, and they were responsible for extensive land-mine fields (though there is an american quota, not easily discerned since the US cloned soviet mines to cover their tracks). Civilian casualties were not a major concern, as they were not in Vietnam, and it turned again in a world-domination question. But if I had to pick which was the most evil side, that would not be the USSR, especially considering what mujaheddins and talebans did later, both to Afghani and American civilians.

      However, under the socialist government, women had some rights, and society was socially more advanced, and way less religious, than what it is now. Women today 40 years old and over, who experienced those times, are among the most frustrated groups in Afghanistan, resulting in high suicide rates.

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    7. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 1

      It seems I did not get my point through. You might as well search for Salvador Allende, Jacobo Arbenz, Muhammad Mossadiq, Patrice Lumumba. I'm not saying that the USSR were good. I am saying that believing that the US are the "good guys" is just as foolish as to believe the USSR was.

      Again: propaganda has been on both sides. You think that the USSR was not respecting human rights? You are right. You think that the US have been defending them? You'd better wake up.

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    8. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No sympathy for those idiots that picked a fight with the Soviet Union that they couldn't possibly win...

      Actually it is now belived Germany attacked Russia when it did because otherwise Russia would have attacked a little later itself.

    9. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by varjag · · Score: 1

      ..Vietnam for the US and Afghanistan for the USSR (Ok, the USSR was fighting the good fight and the US not, but their methods did not differ much, and civilians suffered most in both cases).

      I wouldn't say that USSR was fighting a "good fight" in Afghanistan. The war was largely unjustified and resulted from political incompetence of the old farts who ruled USSR by that time.

      My father have spent three years in Afghan campaign, and by his opinion it wasn't a particularily worthy enterprise.

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    10. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by varjag · · Score: 1

      Actually it is now belived Germany attacked Russia when it did because otherwise Russia would have attacked a little later itself.

      It is believed that Elvis is there on the Moon.

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    11. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USSR would have attacked eventually. Lenin founded the USSR with a promise of global conquest. Stalin kept with the imperial goal (he had, by this point, just recently conquered 3 independent countries near Germany).

      WW2 in Europe was all about two fascistic aggressive empires. The Nazis failed, but in the end the USSR managed to expand its lands with great gains to the west.

    12. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Actually it is now belived Germany attacked Russia when it did because otherwise Russia would have attacked a little later itself.

      Do you really believe that? Even most German military writers today concede that the Russian buildup was defensive in nature. The Russians were scared shitless by Nazi Germany.

      Regardless of Russian intentions I think you'd have a hard time convincing anyone that the German attack on the Soviet Union was intended as anything other then pure conquest. Hitler stated all along (read Main Kemp) that his intent was to conquer European Russia to gain "Lebensraum" (living space) for the German people. The attacks on Western Europe were actually intended to prevent a two-front war -- Hitler assumed (wrongly as it turned out) that after France was defeated he would be able to make peace with the British and take on Russian in a one-front war.

      In any case the Germans failed and the worst fears of Nazism (the Bolsheviks overrunning Europe - at least the Central and Eastern parts) were realized. To ignore the fact that Hitler himself made this possible is to ignore reality. If Hitler didn't attack the Soviet Union then we would have a very different World today.

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    13. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even most German military writers today concede that the Russian buildup was defensive in nature

      This is an excuse the USSR used all the time to justify growing the empire. It was used for Lenin taking over Armenia and other countries, and for Stalin taking over the Baltics. It knew no boundaries.

      Regardless of Russian intentions I think you'd have a hard time convincing anyone that the German attack on the Soviet Union was intended as anything other then pure conquest

      It was pure conquest on both sides.

    14. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      It was pure conquest on both sides.

      And it wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for Hitler's stupid policy of expansion. Blaming the Russians for keeping territory they won in a war (where 20,000,000 Russians died!) while ignoring the fact that Hitler started the war is a little hypocritical.

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    15. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      The USSR would have attacked eventually

      So that justifies Hitler's move? Wow that sounds an awful lot like endorsing the idea of pre-emptive warfare (Bush Doctrine anyone?) that's usually hated with a passion on /.

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    16. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Neither do I. I wanted to focus on what the guy in the crowd was induced to think.

      He was induced to think that it was all the Jews fault and if we follow our Furher without question he will make everything right.

      That the German people fell for that (hook, line and sinker) shows how gullible they were in the 20s and 30s. That they continued to follow him all the way to the Battle of Berlin and through millions of lives, firebombings, and defeats shows how brainwashed they had truly become towards the end. Even as the Russians were surrounding Berlin many Germans thought that the Furher had a plan to save them.

      One wonders if this is German nature and could happen again or if Hitler was truly that much of a mastermind at brainwashing people. I highly doubt something similar could happen in the United States (or France, or the UK for that matter).

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    17. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Actually, there have been some psychological tests showing that a fairly large percentage of people could have worked in concentration camps. The tests basically consist of an individual reading a long list of numbers to another, which the listener would then repeat in the same order.

      The listener would fail, of course. At each failure the reader would push a button to shock him, with the shocks increasing in intensity with each failure. The reader was told all of this prior to beginning.

      The listener was an actor (since even shrinks aren't that cruel) and the shocks weren't real, but the number of people who kept pressing the button while the actor begged and pleaded and screamed was surprisingly high. I don't remember the exact number, but it was something like 20% or better.

      Anyhow, it wasn't German nature, it was human nature. It doesn't take any brainwashing to be cruel, look at group of young children; it comes naturally.

      You also have to remember that not all German's agreed with Hitler. Most of them tended to either leave Germany when his rule was being consolidated or later ended up some kind of political prisoner.

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    18. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And it wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for Hitler's stupid policy of expansion"

      Stalin and Hitler both were champing at the bit to take over huge chunks of Europe.

      It was like having two rabid pit-bull dogs who haven't been fed for a few days dropped into an arena. One went for the other's throat first. It hardly matters which one.

    19. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. The invasion by the Soviets was simply them trying to dictate their will to the people of Afghanistan. The Taliban were a faction of the mujahadeen, many of the Taliban's enemies also fought the Soviets (like that Lion of Afghanistan guy).

    20. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 1

      One wonders if this is German nature and could happen again or if Hitler was truly that much of a mastermind at brainwashing people. I highly doubt something similar could happen in the United States (or France, or the UK for that matter).

      That's were you're wrong. As the other reply stated, many people can easily be brainwashed by authority. What happened in Nazi Germany, in Afghanistan, in Congo, is not a strange movie. It is actual people doing real evil things. Take the fact that it has not happened in your country (I guess) as a bliss.

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    21. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 1

      The war was largely unjustified and resulted from political incompetence of the old farts who ruled USSR by that time.

      I have no doubt that it was not like the Return of the King. Reality is fuzzy, and good warriors, well, are just contradiction in terms.

      But, if I have to relativise, there's no way dumbass Brezhnev and the other old farts of the Politburo were worse people than bin Laden or those other insane fundamentalists. Bin Laden trashed the WTC, Brezhnev declared that he would not use a first nuclear strike.

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    22. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brezhnev declared that he would not use a first nuclear strike

      Brezhnev said a lot of things that were not true.

    23. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Nope. The USSR was fighting against a muslim fundamentalist uprising financed by external powers (read: Ronald Reagan), and was called in by a legitimate government.

      The socialist Afghani government was legitimate? What makes the government of South Vietnam (which was actually created by the treaty ending the war with France) not legitimate then?

      Granted, we lost sight of our goals after we had been in Vietnam for a couple of years but don't forget why we went there in the first place -- to defend a Democratic government from Communist aggression. The North Vietnamese were incapable of using a peace treaty as anything more then a cease-fire to regroup and prepare for the next round -- they did to the French and they did it to us. How long did the "Peace with Honor" last after we pulled out?

      At least we entered Vietnam for the right reasons and then lost sight of them -- the USSR entered Afghanistan for all the wrong reasons. They entered (after the Government that they created requested assistance) to impose a Communist system of Government and religion (Atheistic) on a proud people with a history of throwing off foreign oppression. The Russians got what they deserved.

      Granted that doesn't make us holier-then-thou -- we pulled out after the Russians did and abandoned the country to fall into chaos and the likes of the Taliban. The Afghani people deserved better. Here's hoping that we don't forget about them again because Bush took us into Iraq....

      If you think the US wasn't fighting the "Good Fight" in Vietnam then talk to somebody who was in Saigon as it was being overrun by the North Vietnamese. Talk to the families of Villagers who were killed and/or raped by Viet Cong for supporting the Americans. Our intentions were good -- we just lacked the political willpower to see them though. If we had Vietnam would be a very different place today.

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    24. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Again: propaganda has been on both sides. You think that the USSR was not respecting human rights? You are right. You think that the US have been defending them? You'd better wake up.

      No, we aren't 100% perfect. Newsflash: Neither are you.

      Talk to somebody who lived in the shadow of the Berlin Wall and ask them what they think about Americans defending Human Rights and freedom. I think they'll have nicer things to say about us then they would about the Soviet Union.

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    25. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      It hardly matters which one.

      Actually yes it does. That's the difference between a war of conquest and a war of defense. Stalin's designs on Europe aside -- he did not start the War with Germany. He lived up to his end of the pact with Germany -- how long he would have continued to do so is a matter of debate, but the fact is he did live up to it. A little bit too much imho, because he ignored obvious intelligence warnings of Operation Barbarossa. Had he heeded those it would have been a different war.

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    26. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by Shakrai · · Score: 0
      But, if I have to relativise, there's no way dumbass Brezhnev and the other old farts of the Politburo were worse people than bin Laden or those other insane fundamentalists. Bin Laden trashed the WTC, Brezhnev declared that he would not use a first nuclear strike.

      Bin Ladin would be a nobody without a cause or people to follow him if it wasn't for the prestige he got fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan. So I guess you say they helped create him.

      Mighty big of Brezhnev to declare that he wouldn't kill millions of people eh?

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    27. Re:[Topic drift] Propaganda was on both sides by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Bin Ladin would be a nobody without a cause or people to follow him if it wasn't for the prestige he got fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan. So I guess you say they helped create him.

      Not exactly a smart remark. You are missing the fact that he and the mujahedeens were US-supported (not USSR-supported, do we agree on this at least?). It's like saying that you have to thank the Brits for creating George Washington, or King Louis XVI for paving the French revolution, or emperor Nero for rebuilding Rome.

      Mighty big of Brezhnev to declare that he wouldn't kill millions of people eh?

      Given that the US did not say the same thing, and therefore reserved themselves the right to a first nuclear strike, yes.
      You have trouble putting things in perspective, Brezhnev saying that he would not launch a first nuclear strike whatever the circumstances was a very important diplomatic move. While Brezhnev has clearly not been Gandhi, and forced the USSR in a long stagnation that undermined its economics, this specific diplomatic move was clearly reducing the risk of WW3 breaking out.

      This is especially important as the first nuclear strike was then considered (and possibly still is) the only way to win a nuclear war.

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  130. You didn't look hard enough. by cwhicks · · Score: 1

    Well, I went to a public school in the good ole US and I had heard of them.
    In fact, in 10th grade, (1982) I wrote a Sci Fi story about people going to the moon because of a nuclear accident in the middle east that was polluting the world. The people who were there for a long time, decided to kill time by going and finding one of the Apollo landing sites. When they arrived there, they found pieces torn off of the US moon rover and other US items left behind. Curious, they followed a pair of small wheel tracks over a ridge or two, and found the little Soviet rover dead in its tracks as well, in a failed attempt to steal some of our secrets.

    Where is that paper? I thing I got an A on that thing. ;)

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  131. How is this news? by Grendol · · Score: 1

    What, you found some historic space race info. Neat, how is this news? I knew about this stuff when I was 8 years old. A long time ago...

  132. I had never heard of American space mission by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

    Growing up in one of the Soviet occupied countries, they made sure that every citizen knows Gagarin, Sputnik, Lunohod and the 2 dogs that flew into orbit (I forgot their names and I am glad). Not a whole a lot of "Armstrong" and "The Shuttle" talk... go figure. They would shove all that stuff down our throats starting in kindergarden. Not really the science aspect, more propaganda, to contrast the "backward" America where they had "slavery" and "lynch mobs". So, I am sure to a much lesser degree, the vice-versa was happening in U.S. That's the reason probably why you haven't heard much of Lunohod.

    1. Re:I had never heard of American space mission by bikerguy99 · · Score: 1

      Dogs were named Belka, Strelka, Laika, Gonzo

  133. Another one by Poligraf · · Score: 4, Funny

    After Americans put men on the Moon, Brezhnev calls for the cosmonauts and tells them:
    - In order to win the space race, you will land on the Sun!
    - But we'll burn there, Leonid Il'ich!
    - Don't worry, the Communist Party's Central Commettee is not stupid! You'll fly there in the night! ;-)

    P.S. Anyone can translate the anecdote about Challenger and "zalpy saljuta"?

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    1. Re:Another one by genka · · Score: 1

      anecdote about Challenger and "zalpy saljuta" I don't remember this one.

    2. Re:Another one by Poligraf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Challenger letel po orbite, soprovozhdaemyj zalpami saljuta.
      Cherez 75 sekund Challenger upal. Saljut prodolzhal letet' po orbite ;-).

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    3. Re:Another one by S3D · · Score: 1

      Umm, impossible to translate :( Only if you rename Saljut ... :)

    4. Re:Another one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is word to word translation :

      Challenger letel(was flying) po orbite(on orbit), soprovozhdaemyj(accompanying) zalpami(volleys) saljuta(salute).
      Cherez(after) 75 sekund(seconds) Challenger upal(get down). Saljut(Salute) prodolzhal(continue) letet'(flying) po orbite(on orbit)

    5. Re:Another one by genka · · Score: 1

      Xa-xa! Takoe hren perevedesh'- igra slov!

  134. Proverb by Poligraf · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Pomirat', tak s muzykoj" - the literal translation will be "If it is to die, then do it with a music".

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  135. Your uncle fell for that? by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody knows those pictures were just of a sound stage in Siberia.

  136. Beeing in the middle by cavac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Thanks to my American science education, I had never heard of this feat."

    Well, i'm glad to be from Europe (Austria to be exact), because we were - as a neutral country - beeing subject to both western AND eastern brainwashing and so got information of both sides of the space race :-)

    Well, to get the truth to it: Science experiments of Austria have flown on both sides; we even got an astronaut (or Austronaut) to MIR, which is quite a feat for such a small country...

    BTW, look at quite a nice Lunokhod picture and also see the US Ranger Program to get a better view of the real pressures in NASA's side of the space race.

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    1. Re:Beeing in the middle by cavac · · Score: 1

      Forgot to add the the relevant info:

      From August 1961 to January 1964 NASA launched six Ranger probes that all failed. I'd assume that if NASA had been given a bit more time, it would have a better success rate than 3 out of 9. Same goes for the Russians with their Mars program.

      To give you a nice thinking about success of getting probes to their destination, i'd like to quote from the Science Briefing Webcast of the Mars Exploration Rovers in 2002 before launch:
      Attempts for missions to Mars: 30
      Success: 12
      In Transit: 2
      Landings:
      Sucess: 3
      Failures: 6

      You can now add 2.8 sucess to the chart (Mars express orbiter did arrive, but the Beagle lander didn't)

      This statistic clearly shows why national governments use space exploration for publicity in a very controlled way...

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  137. Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Sleep through most of your education.
    2. Learn about soviet moon rovers almost 40 years after the fact.
    3. Get front page slashdot article.
    4. ???
    5. Stupidity ensues.
  138. LUNAR TELEOPERATIONS by jayrtfm · · Score: 1
    from the page at SPACE STUDIES INSTITUTE which describes their physical simulator available for loan to schools

    Since the Moon is about 400,000 kilometers from the Earth, the one-way signal time at the speed of light (300,000 km/sec) is about 1.3 seconds. Thus if a person on Earth sends a Moon rover a command, the rover responds at least 1.3 seconds later, and the Earth operator observes the response no sooner than 2.6 seconds after the signal left the Earth antenna. With allowances for hops to and from synchronous communication satellites plus any internal system delays, a three-second response delay is likely.

  139. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Watching documentaries on BBC, PBS, Discovery Channel, etc. are also good sources if you don't like reading.

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  140. Newsflash by CXI · · Score: 4, Funny

    This just in! Children are not being taugh all of the knowledge contained in the universe in school! When pressed for comment, the school said "Time is finite". We'll be sure to get more info on this conspiracy in the next hour, stay tuned!

    1. Re:Newsflash by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Can't wait for them to start to teach history on an 1 to 1 time scale.

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  141. Lets be Fair by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The submitter's coworkers must all be under the age of 40. The Russian rovers were no secret; I'm 45 and remember a Johnny Carson joke that circulated widely, something to the effect, "boy those Russians will do anything to erase those foot prints"

    Deriding the American educational system for not having kids memorize every event in space history is a bit harsh. To be fair there is quite a bit of space history, and this feat while impressive was clearly not as impressive as walking on the moon, and came second. I also doubt there is some dark sinister nationalism at fault, as also seems to be hinted at.

    Lets deride the American education system for failing to teach reading and math, not obscure space trivia.

    1. Re:Lets be Fair by R33MSpec · · Score: 1

      "...Deriding the American educational system for not having kids memorize every event in space history is a bit harsh..."

      I totally agree, a proper education system SHOULD *touch* on all important subject matter for students. Once a student gets a taste of a particular subject that he/she is interested in learning more on, trhe next logical step is to go to the freakin' library and start reading more about it.

      for example, I was always interested in World War 2 history during school, i read countless books on the subject and now know quite a bit about this period of history just from reading accounts from ALL sides and viewpoints.
      IIRC, did you know that Hitler's private train for travelling on was called the 'Amerika'.

      Not directed to the parent post but dont whinge about how you weren't taught this or that during your education - if you really had a keen interest in a subject you'd supplement your knowledge by taking the time to read further into it.

    2. Re:Lets be Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "boy those Russians will do anything to erase those foot prints"

      Hello?? The Russians were the first to take pictures of the dark side of the moon and the first to bring back actual moon samples!

      That the US sent humans later is a detail.

    3. Re:Lets be Fair by Lester67 · · Score: 1

      And considering the first page to show up in the GOOGLE search is at NASA.GOV, we aren't doing a very good job of keepng this quiet. :-)

  142. Yes, but where the hell are the pictures. by dtrent · · Score: 1

    I've known about these rovers forever - and have at various times searched for images and data from these missions, never to find more than a few. The only place these and other Soviet-era space missions are archived seems to be at nasa.gov. Where can I find more?

    1. Re:Yes, but where the hell are the pictures. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://pages.preferred.com/~tedstryk/lunokhod1.htm l

      some pics

  143. Thank your American science education by dtrent · · Score: 1

    You linked to a nasa.gov page about the Soviet lunar missions. So yes, you can thank your "American science education" for learning about them.

    1. Re:Thank your American science education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The editor on duty added that hyperlink. The only ones I placed in the article were the google and wikipedia links near the end.

  144. Whalers on the Moon by stumeister · · Score: 1

    ... and I was never taught about the Whalers on the Moon! Thanks Futurama :-)

    We're whalers on the moon
    We carry our harpoons
    But there ain't no whales
    So we tell tall tales
    And sing this whaling tune

  145. Not only space exploration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, if you watch TV around here they would try real real hard to convince you that Pearl Harbor and the single most important event in the whole WWII, and their campaign against Japan was likewise the most important in the entire war. It's been 60 years, but they still can't live without this brainless propaganda.

  146. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then there's a yellow skinned magazine to which your parents or grandparents should have subscribed. It is called National Geographic. Issues go way back. Even though it is renowned mainly for its photography and printing quality, you should try reading it.

    Be sure to subscribe before you have kids of your own.


    No need to subcribe any more. Now you can pick up the National Geographic Swimsuit Issue at any grocery store. Last year, they decided that all anybody cared about was rifling through the pictures looking for topless natives, so they ditched all the educational crap and geography stuff and are focusing on pablum and tits from here on out.

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  147. An unused rover is here in the states by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is an unused Lunokhod rover here in the states. Here is a color picture I took a few years ago. The rover is/was at the Kansas Cosmosphere. The Cosmosphere is a wonderful place, and well worth making a road trip.

    The top of the rover popped open lengthwise to reveal the solar panels. The long nose looking thing on the front was the antenna. There are rumors that these rovers did sample returns even. Havn't seen any proof though.

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    1. Re:An unused rover is here in the states by Logopop · · Score: 1

      Yes, I saw it once too. There was a complete traveling exibition on the Soviet space program - I saw it in Dallas around 1991. They also had copies of a few of the Venus probes as far as I can recall. Simple but solid and efficient technology generated many interesting 'firsts'.

    2. Re:An unused rover is here in the states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen one in action in St. Petersburg, Russia 2 years ago. In fact, there have been 2 or 3 instances of Lunokhod-2. Not just copies or models or whatever - 1 or 2 back-ups were made that are identical to the one that's up on the moon now, just in case the original rover fails just before launch. The one I saw was riding a sand beach on April 12th (the 1st manned space flight anniversary celebration).

  148. Seriously? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    I had never heard of this feat.

    I guess you didn't read The Big Golden Book Of Space when you were a kid.

  149. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by Kohath · · Score: 1
    Try reading, it works great.

    Who has time for that? We have to work really long hours to pay taxes to support the schools.

  150. Yet another one by Uksi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jan 28, 1986, date of Challenger's launch.

    The President of the United States gets a call from Russia's Prime Minister, Mikhail Gorbachev:

    - Hello, President?
    - Yes?
    - Please accept our sincere apologies for Challenger's explosion!
    - But it's scheduled to launch in 40 seconds!
    - Oh? Ok, we'll call back!

    1. Re:Yet another one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod, my elementary school teacher DIED on Challenger!

    2. Re:Yet another one by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

      Another one:
      Russian scientists built lunar rover which finds american rovers and robs them for data and material.

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  151. George Bush version by Uksi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not long at all:

    Airport in France. American and German leaders meet. As the French come to the American airplane, George W Bush comes out, sniffs everyone from the French delegation, picks up some dirt off the ground, puts it in his pocket and returns to the airplane.

    A few minutes later an American scientist apologizes: "We messed up: instead of the Presidential visit program, we loaded up the Mars rover one".

    (apologies to the original poster)

    1. Re:George Bush version by grozzie2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your forgot the part about where just as he starts to look at the delegation, president stops, and sits with a blank stare on his face for 20 minutes. Scientists apologoze, sorry, forgot to erase all memory of the trip over, and there's insufficient mental capacity to deal with memory of both the trip over and our meetings at the same time.

  152. Interesting tid-bit by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Of course, European newspapers and rags were plastered end-to-end with Lunokhod articles when it happenned)

    Here is an interesting tid-bit: to remotely drive the rovers, the russians selected people who did not have driver licences.

    The idea was that they would not have driver's reflexes they would have to unlearn in order to drive a vehicle with a 1 second lag in response thanks to the Earth_Moon gap...

  153. I remember these by gandy909 · · Score: 1

    I was around then (watched all the Apollo flights) and I recall these things. I live in America, too.

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  154. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How about how to teach yourself?"

    How about you get off your high horse?

    "Try reading, it works great. You can find these things called books at a place called a library."

    Nice and condensending, sure to win people over. Not to mention that we all know, propaganda has never been used in any print material.

    "In addition to teaching me how to use a library, my parents also bought a big pile of paper called an encyclopedia. The purchase includes yearly updates called yearbooks."

    And they must of got them from a magic place, where never a lie is told.

    "Then there's a yellow skinned magazine to which your parents or grandparents should have subscribed. It is called National Geographic. Issues go way back. Even though it is renowned mainly for its photography and printing quality, you should try reading it."

    yes, read 100+ years of national geographic. That chould be quick.
    But remeber, you need to read thm backwards. That way you get the good stuff, and fewer advertisments.

    "Be sure to subscribe before you have kids of your own."
    fuck you. Like suscribing to NG is like looking at the fucking labrary of alaxandria.

    "Happy education!"

    Just becasue you immediatly take the opposite of what is said, doesn't mean your educated.

    And for you I suggest reading up a Miss manners. It's in these things called newspapers. They come on print. You can suscribe, or you can just go to the store and pick one up.

    I suggest you get sundays paper, roll it into a tube, and shove it up your ass so you can read it.

  155. I read soem of the post here.. by annisette · · Score: 1
    To see if it was mentioned and well I did not find a reference (did not read them all). I read that the Russians actually sent a craft to the moon, it scooped up some Luna soil and returned it to earth.

    Before we brought back soil with Apollo II.

    Early too, 1967 or so.

    Can anybody confirm?

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    1. Re:I read soem of the post here.. by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1
      Can anybody confirm?

      Yes. Did you hear about soviet crafts Venera orbiting and landing on Venus too?

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  156. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by fingusernames · · Score: 1

    Speaking of grandparents... my grandmother transferred her NG subscription to me. So I've been a "valued subscriber" since before I was even born. I hope to do the same with my kids... see how long we can keep the run going.

    Larry

  157. mars is different story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because of the latency in communications, a marsokhod must be autonomous, while lunakhod can be pretty-much human-controlled...?

  158. this is slashdot news?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon guys that was like what 40 years ago.
    That's it, I am fed up, screw you all.

  159. This isn't something new or secret by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to set the record straight and say that I did learn about this in public school in Texas when I was a child. And this is not something new or secret, I had several childrens space books too that had the Luna missions in them. While I agree the education system in the US is junk it isn't as bad as the author of this letter states. So please mister author don't make blanket statements about people in the US, you just end up making the rest of us who are in the "know" look the fool too.

    I also learned about how the CCCP had sample return missions and successfully landed probes on Venus (of course the US dropped probes on Venus too, just not landers).

  160. Russian joke about digging potatoes by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    The KGB gets a tip that Dmitri Ivanovich has been hiding smuggled diamonds in his potato field. He gets a knock on the door at 2 AM, agents "frog march" him over to the field, and a squad of soldiers starts digging it up. They find no diamonds, give him a light beating to show their disgust, and leave.

    His friend Pavel shows up the next day to see how his friend was doing. "Just a few bruises, but they took care of the potato field for me. So, next week it is my turn to inform on you?"

  161. Not Typical? by kjs3 · · Score: 1

    The original poster might not have had a typical experience during their oh-so-awful American education. My experience of an American, public school space education in the early 1980s included Soviet Luna (vividly remember pix of the rover, with the funky chickenwire wheels), Venera (Venus), Mars and Soyuz.

  162. Re:Hmm how to learn perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got enough grammatical errors there that I shall more or less disrespect your 'contribution' out of hand and summarily disregard it. Moron.

  163. Suggested reading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone suggest any books about the russian side of things along the lines of

    The last man on the Moon by Eugene Cernan
    or
    Failure is not an Option by Gene Kranz

    from a Russian perspective?

  164. the mars rovers are semi-autonomous by rebelcool · · Score: 2, Informative

    unlike the moon, mars is so far away that driving the rover in real-time isn't very feasible (you tell it to move, then 30-40 minutes later you'll get your image back showing the result).

    So the latest mars rovers are semi-autonomous. Mission control gives them a destination, and the rover finds its own way there.

    Now the reason for the slow speed has a bit to do with control theory. One of the most accurate ones we've developed to date works like this: Plot a path to the destination using currently available data (from your cameras, range finders etc). Take the first step on that path. Halt. Look at your data, plot a new path to the ultimate destination. Take step. Halt. And so on.

    This system allows the rovers to navigate on their own pretty well and deal with obstacles as they come across them (which may not have been obvious in the first path plot).

    Humans do essentially the same thing as we navigate in our world except we call it "reflexes".

    The slowness with the rovers has to do with their low power consumption limiting both motor power and processing power and just plain ole' caution. Mars has alot less sun than the moon does so solar panels aren't as efficient. And when you've got an $800 million pair of machines... you want them to take their time to get to their destinations. Especially since getting results takes so long anyway.

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  165. Maybe they should teach history ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As nowadays, they are still people in US that think, europe is in middle-age !

    Ok, they might be reason, i remind 3 years ago in the European quater of Orlando EPCOT center, all the things about europe were just LOL :

    Germany, was represented as a "bayern land" where everybody drink bear all the day lon with strange suits.
    Italy ... was only a mock-up of st marco plaza made of steel and tissue.
    And France movie was shot in the late 50s !

    Sorry guys, but go and teach your history lessons :)
    Or better, go and visit us, visit the countryside and not only the "cliche" places you've seen in holywood movies. Be openminded ! ;-)

    Then, we can discuss on why US is still using an old mesure system ...

  166. Cancer spreads too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more it spreads, the stronger it gets.

    PS I completely understand your point, and agree to some extent.

  167. Egads! by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    What's with teaching state history, when teaching the present and future values of a loan is so much much more important towards quenching the blind ambition of college-bound students.

    Sorry, Mods, but ignorance is not insightful. More like inciteful.

    There are plenty of good reasons to learn history; the most obvious reason being that it helps you understand why we are where we are. But your question assumes people are actually learning history, and I must make a serious objection.

    Since the time teachers have is a limiting factor, we try and give the fundementals -- casting a wide net and hoping this spurns students to go and (shocking!) learn on their own. Unfortunately, the resources allocated to education pale in comparison to the money spent on, say, cosmetics. Or professional sports. Or any of a number of other useless things that reinforce we can't be our best unless we spend, Spend, Spend! Welcome to the U.S.

    It's not like students don't have enough time to learn history, science and economics. But more often then not, the kinds of subjects you mentioned are seldom requirements, though some schools offer pretty decent physical-education programs and economics classes as electives. In general, this increase corresponds to higher income demographics, which may help to explain why the rich tend to be slimmer. :)

    1. Re:Egads! by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of good reasons to learn history; the most obvious reason being that it helps you understand why we are where we are. But your question assumes people are actually learning history, and I must make a serious objection.

      I agree with what you said (and in no way do I intend to criticise historians at all). I remember my state history class in junior high, where more time was spent memorizing the rivers and counties in the state than on why that state formed, what was it's relationship to other states, what role did it play in forming the US, etc. There would be very little loss in just trashing the state history course in favor of a finance requirement.

      History, in general, is fascinating, but everything significant I have learned was exlusively on my own--school was just a time-sink. It seems that well-made documentaries and digests of books are much more accessible and practical to non-professional-historians than the book-shaped bricks that schools heave onto students.

      Also, since the USA is revolves so much around money, I'd even go as far to say that finance is more important than calculus in high school. Leave calculus to the engineering, science, and math programs at universities. AP tests are mostly overrated, anyway.

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  168. Not entirely accurate either by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Yeah, all of the US NASA stuff was very public. The military really was not though. And the USSR's NASA equivelant were hidden until after a succesful mission. But the US government knew every last one of those, including the failures. It was not published due to the possible exposure of our survelence that it would cause.

    I would also guess that the USSR knew all of ours including the Militaries. It may be interesting some day to go through their records and find out why they were checking for extra US stuff on the moon.

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  169. First Russian in space by samhain_tm · · Score: 1

    Anyone else ever here about the rumor that Yuri wasn't really the first cosmonaut in space? The 'rumored' first manned launch decided to keep going instead becoming ballistic and re-entering the atmosphere.

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  170. where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where are the pictures of the moon? i wish to see the 20,000 pictures

    anyone know any links?

  171. Re:Ping to the moon by soundman32 · · Score: 1

    Radio signals travel at 186000 miles/s
    Moon is 238,857 miles
    .
    . . Ping time = 238857*2 - there and back
    --------
    186000

    2.56 seconds round trip ping

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  172. Re:Nowhere close to max speed by tigersha · · Score: 1

    Using the name of a god in a theocratic society is probably goint to be blsphemous and get you beheaded!

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  173. You HAVE to have a look at this site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot effect and all, it's fascinating !

  174. Replica in Powerhouse museum, Sydney by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about this when I was a kid - early seventies I guess - in the UK, in the I Spy book of Space Exploration (or something like that.) Interestingly, there is a replica of one of the rovers in the Powerhouse museum in Sydney, Australia - along with an Apollo rocket engine nozzle! I couldn't find any pictures of the rover, but here's a link to the space exhibition.

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  175. Didn't Steve Austin fight these on Earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sleep better knowing that the Six-Million-Dollar Man was able to fight and destroy these evil machines when they crash landed on earth.

  176. You forgot to mention... by Sindri · · Score: 1

    ... the modern marvel called the Internet! There just hapens to be a bunch of info you were never told about in school there.

  177. Superior Education in India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well i was educated in india and i can tell u this that we studied these russian rovers in high school.
    this was a part of our basic course. education in america is too weak ( i am in america so i can comment on tht)"


    Was it India who taught you to spell you as "u" and that as "tht" ?

    we sloved them by hand by theorems. never guessed by graphs.

    Slove!

  178. Re:I read some of the post here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now that you mention it I do, they only lasted a few hours but found the sulfuric acid atmosphere and the high winds, pressure, do not know the metric but somewhere around 800 psi.

    "worlds on collision" by I.V. is a great book perhaps debunked but he sure but his heart in it.

    But then perhaps he got it right

    Going to Mars is great but I do not believe the mysteries of Mars will hold a candle to Venus.

  179. American education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm. I've got an American education, and I knew quite a bit about the Russian program. Maybe it's not the American education system that is at fault here...

  180. Here's some info ... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    ... on Polonium 210. Apparently it decays by energetic alpha particle emission (5.407 MeV) to Pb-206, which is stable. Compared to Plutonium 238 at 5.592 MeV (which NASA uses in its RTG's), they're essentially equal as far as energy goes. Pu-238 wins hands-down in the half life category - 87.7 Years vs 138.376 days.

    Po-210 has one decay product, whereas Pu-238 has at least 8 steps in some of its decay chains.

    Oddly, there is a decay chain starting at Pu-238 that leads to Po-210!

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  181. You are kind of silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i know that we have telescopes that can see light years away.

    I've got this amazing talent, myself. I can see light-years away with my own eyes! Tonight, I can go outside and look up and see the belt of Orion, made of stars that are many many light-years away. I'll gloat. I doubt you have this talent yourself.

    1. Re:You are kind of silly by sarragorn · · Score: 1

      :) yes that's true. but the thing is that i find it extremely hard to believe that we don't have the technology to get a picture, scan, radio imagery or whatever of some hardware we left on the moon of which some are 5 meters in diameter (and mostly metals). where is that rover ? where is the flag ? just think of the economic boom the apollo missions gave to USA. Don't you think that the moment technology allowed it you would have had pictures of the american flag on the moon printed even on the McDonalds plates ?

    2. Re:You are kind of silly by BlameFate · · Score: 1
      i find it extremely hard to believe that we don't have the technology to get a picture, scan, radio imagery or whatever of some hardware we left on the moon of which some are 5 meters in diameter (and mostly metals).

      We left mirror reflectors on the moon so that we could bounce laser beams off them and accurately measure how far away the moon really is. More info here and here.

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  182. Foolish Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The soviets did other cool stuff like sending a balloon to venus that floated in the atmosphere and travelled more halfway round the planet before losing contact."

    This would have succeeded had the Russians not hired Richard Branson to pilot that balloon.

  183. INSIGHTFUL?! He's an arrogant ass! by doc_traig · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Come on, moderators! Some clown posts what amounts to nothing other than ridiculously sarcastic trash, and you mod it up?!

    You can find these things called books at a place called a library.

    It's unbelievable that anyone found this worthy of anything other than scorn. Pal, take your shitty attitude to some site that welcomes posts containing nothing but empty sarcasm.

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  184. It was the bad fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The USSR fought the bad fight in Afghanistan and Vietnam. Their invasions there were about nothing more than aggression, and millions of lives were lost.

    The only difference is that the USSR won against Vietnam, and lost against Afghanistan.

    1. Re:It was the bad fight by varjag · · Score: 1

      The USSR fought the bad fight in Afghanistan and Vietnam. Their invasions there were about nothing more than aggression, and millions of lives were lost.

      USSR have never invaded Vietnam, USA did, under a false pretext. And most of these particular millions were killed by US servicemen armed with US weapons and funded by US taxpeyers. Pay credit where it's due.

      And there is no such thing in the world as a "good fight".

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    2. Re:It was the bad fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USSR, which by that time had North Vietnam as a colony, did indeed invade South Vietnam. The millions were mostly killed by the invaders. The killings kept going long after the Americans were gone.

      "Pay credit where it's due"

      Credit for the Vietnam War lies with the USSR. If they had decided for peace (instead of invasion of South Vietnam), southeastern Asia would have been a lot better off.

      "And there is no such thing in the world as a "good fight"."

      There certainly is, in many situations.

    3. Re:It was the bad fight by varjag · · Score: 1

      Credit for the Vietnam War lies with the USSR.

      USSR never invided any part of Vietnam, USA did. Read your own history books.

      If they had decided for peace (instead of invasion of South Vietnam), southeastern Asia would have been a lot better off.

      Vietnam would be much better off if it wasn't poured by napalm as thoroughly.

      Oh, but I see that you're just another self-righteous warmonger. I suggest you to voluntarily participate in a military conflict: people usually come out much calmer and not as narrow-minded after that (those who survive that is). Besides, you'll have a luxury to check firsthand how good the fights can be.

      Funny thing though, warmongers are never apt to try it out themselves.

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    4. Re:It was the bad fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USSR never invided any part of Vietnam, USA did. Read your own history books

      The USSR invaded and annexed all of South Vietnam in the mid-1970s. The US did not. The US tried, and failed, to help South Vietnam fend off the invaders.

      Oh, but I see that you're just another self-righteous warmonger

      No, the Vietnam War should have never happened. NV should have stayed north of its side of the international border.

    5. Re:It was the bad fight by varjag · · Score: 1

      The USSR invaded and annexed all of South Vietnam in the mid-1970s.

      USSR never did that. There were no Soviet troops in Vietnam. Try reading sometimes.

      NV should have stayed north of its side of the international border.

      There was no "international border". It was a civil war (that is, until the USA interfered), which started when South Vietnamese government refused to hold country-wide elections as was previously negotiated at the Geneva conference.

      Without the US interference the civil war would end much sooner, with much less blood and with the same result.

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    6. Re:It was the bad fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USSR never did that. There were no Soviet troops in Vietnam. Try reading sometimes.

      There were many troops, just not admitted to. However, the vast majority of the Soviet forces involved were NV people (not ethnic Russians), under the command of the Soviet colonial governor Ho.

      There was no "international border". It was a civil war

      Yes there was. The USSR divided the place, leaving NV as a Soviet colony and SV as independent. There was an international border between. This USSR vs Vietnam war was not a "civil" war (a term usually used for internal conflicts)

      which started when South Vietnamese government refused to hold country-wide elections as was previously negotiated at the Geneva conference.

      It is kind of hyporcrital to complain about this. The North Vietnam regime has yet to hold elections, to this day.

      Without the US interference the civil war would end much sooner, with much less blood and with the same result

      Without the US helping the victim defend itself, the Soviet invasion would indeed have been successful much earlier, with much more blood, and boat people fleeing the reign of terror 10+ years earlier than they did.

      The youngest Vietnamese with memories of a freer time would be 40+ years old instead of 30 or so years old.

    7. Re:It was the bad fight by varjag · · Score: 1

      There were many troops, just not admitted to. However, the vast majority of the Soviet forces involved were NV people (not ethnic Russians), under the command of the Soviet colonial governor Ho.

      By your definition of agression US has attacked virtually every country. Sorry, I don't operate with the definitions deliberately maked up.

      Good luck troll, try feeding other place.

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    8. Re:It was the bad fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your definition of agression US has attacked virtually every country

      No, it hasn't.

    9. Re:It was the bad fight by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      And there is no such thing in the world as a "good fight".

      I'm assuming your from Russia or a former state of the Soviet Union based on your other posts about your father in the Afghani campaign. So let me ask you this: Was the Red Army fighting the "good fight" against the fascist invaders in the Great Patriotic War or not? Probably not, since by your own definition there is no such thing as the "good fight".

      From another comment of yours: "Vietnam would be much better off if it wasn't poured by napalm as thoroughly."

      So would the USSR have been better off surrendering to the Nazi aggression instead of trying to repel it? That's what South Vietnam was trying to do -- repel outside aggression.

      From another comment of yours: "There was no "international border". It was a civil war (that is, until the USA interfered), which started when South Vietnamese government refused to hold country-wide elections as was previously negotiated at the Geneva conference."

      Funny how you don't mention how the USSR interfered by arming the North Vietnamese in the first place. Oh -- I guess those AK-47s and RPGs used by the VC were locally manufactured. They must also have stolen the plans for those SA-2 and SA-3 missiles they used to shoot at our planes -- because we know the USSR didn't give those things away!

      BTW, what were the elections results after the North Vietnamese won the war? I'm assuming they held them right? Did Ho Chi Minn capture 100% of the vote?

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    10. Re:It was the bad fight by Random832 · · Score: 1

      NV's weapons came from mostly China and France (US military aid to France, which was then abandoned/stolen), not USSR.

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    11. Re:It was the bad fight by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      NV's weapons came from mostly China and France (US military aid to France, which was then abandoned/stolen), not USSR.

      Your delusional. China and Vietnam were/are sworn enemies. China invaded Vietnam after the Vietnam war. They regarded Vietnam (rightly so) as a Soviet puppet state at a time when Sino-Soviet relations were a disaster.

      The VC did use some captured French weaponary but the impact was minual. The NVA regulars were all armed with Russian supplied AK-47s, RPGs, etc etc. The NVA ground forces received Soviet supplied SAMs to shoot at our planes. AK-47s and SA-2 missiles aren't made in France.

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    12. Re:It was the bad fight by Random832 · · Score: 1

      my History 356 professor says otherwise. maybe they were "sworn enemies", maybe not, but if so that only means it would have been an alliance of pragmatism.

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    13. Re:It was the bad fight by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      my History 356 professor says otherwise. maybe they were "sworn enemies", maybe not, but if so that only means it would have been an alliance of pragmatism.

      Your still ignoring the SA-2 missiles and the Russian "advisors" that "trained" (i.e: operated them for) the Vietnamese in how to use them. The Vietnamese had front-line Russian equipment that was better then anything the Chinese would have/could have offered them.

      To this a known fact. To pretend otherwise is to ignore history. Ask your History professor about the level of Russian involvement.

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  185. No, you're not by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks this isn't funny?

    No, you're not. And if I'm the one meta-moderating the "funny" moderations, I'll meta-moderate them as "not funny." "Insightful" perhaps ... in the sense that pointing out the underbelly of one's community (in this case, the slashdot community) is an important function.

    Trolls and online vandals are indeed the vermin of the internet, and far too many of them foul the well of thought here on the 'net, and far too many foul the waters of slashdot (and now, apparently, wikipedia).

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  186. Soviet space stuff in America by snoitpo · · Score: 1

    Last time I was at the National Air & Space Museum in Washington, DC (a little over a year ago) they had a Soviet moon suit on display with a few details of the Soviet manned moon program. What was interesting was they had the moon backpack opened up, and there were several well-formed WOODEN braces holding a few things in there. I would guess they were temporary braces while the engineers waited for the real things to (never) appear. Also, the cosmonaut entered through a hatch in the back of the suit.

    1. Re:Soviet space stuff in America by Buran · · Score: 1

      The Russian Orlan suit still works this way (re: one-piece and climbing in through the back); I would imagine it's a modified version of the lunar suit. These are still used aboard the ISS, and in fact the most recent Progress carried one as the suit already on board was past its allowed lifetime.

      I plan to visit the NASM sometime this year if I can.

  187. Wooden braces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What was interesting was they had the moon backpack opened up, and there were several well-formed WOODEN braces holding a few things in there."

    Perhaps it turns out that wood was perfectly adequate for this bracing?

  188. That's quite obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually it is now belived Germany attacked Russia when it did because otherwise Russia would have attacked a little later itself.

    That is quite obvious. Lenin instated the Soviet empire with frequent claims of intent to attack just about every country. after this, Lenin invaded and annexed about a dozen independent countries.

    Back when Hitler and Stalin were allies, Stalin was invading and annexing countries to the west of the uSSR (Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia).

    Stalin's imperialist intent was proven when he made East Germany also a permanent part of the Soviet Empire.

    1. Re:That's quite obvious by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Back when Hitler and Stalin were allies, Stalin was invading and annexing countries to the west of the uSSR (Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia).

      Stalin was busy doing this to so he'd have defensive territory to use in the event that Nazi Germany attacked. The same reason that the Russians attacked Finland -- to gain defensive territory around Leningrad. That the Finns kicked their ass and were only defeated by sheer force of numbers (The Finnish defenders were literally drowned in a sea of Slavic blood) is a historical irony.

      It should be conceded that these actions probably saved the Soviet Union in 1941. Not that it makes them justified -- unless you are a Russian. The Allies did much the same thing -- they planned to fight the Germans in neutral Belgium so they wouldn't be fighting on French soil. Of course the Germans went around them and cut off the Allied armies -- but planning to fight your war on somebody else's soil is hardly unique to the Soviet Union.

      Stalin's imperialist intent was proven when he made East Germany also a permanent part of the Soviet Empire.

      Stalin was as big of a mass-murderer and an asshole as Hitler was -- if not more so. But all his actions in 39-41 can be attributed to building a defensive buffer against Nazi Germany. As for annexing East Germany I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for the Germans. If you rape and burn your way 1,000 miles into another country in a self-described "war of annihilation" then fully expect them to do the same to you if the fortunes of war change.

      In hindsight the Germans would have been better off not having a non-aggression pact with the Soviet Union -- then they would have been starting operation Barbarossa from the Polish/Russian border instead of in the middle of Poland. Stalin probably wouldn't have felt safe annexing the Baltic states if he didn't have his non-aggression pact with Hitler. It's quite likely they would have taken Moscow in '41 -- whether or not that would have actually ended the war however is debatable.

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  189. Robot conditions were pretty bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Uh, they didn't have any choice. Robotics were notoriously poor in the 17th century"

    Yes. Millions of robots lived in shocking squallor in the slums of cities such as London and Paris and New York.

  190. TransOrbital to Image the Lunokhod Landing Sites by wthompson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TransOrbital, Inc. has plans to image the landing sites of both the Apollo and Lunokhod programs during their TrailBlazer mission. A description of the mission is available here. There is also some info on the Lunokhod rovers available here.

  191. I saw that :) by dindi · · Score: 1

    Well must have been long decades of Soviet occupation (I am hungarian) ... but I have definetely seen lotsa pictures of this beauty... I did not know though that it was russian :)

    now I know ... better late than never :)

  192. High-quality links by henben · · Score: 1
    "You can do a Google Search to start your education".

    Wow! Thanks!

  193. Try to search for "Lunohod" with no"K" by XPACT · · Score: 1

    I am not a russian. I am bulgarian, but there is no "K" in the russian word "LUNOHOD". I dont't know why the letter "K" was added.

  194. The Soviets never occupied Hungary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Soviets never occupied Hungary. The Soviets merely helped the Hungarian workers in their struggle against imperialist threats from the West. The Soviets were brothers with Hungary in their struggle for worker rights and democracy.

    If there ever was a time when Hungary was occupied, it is now: the country is now the playground of Western hegemonists who are exploiting the workers and enslaving them in corporations. Workers who were formerly in control of the means of production before the cruel trick in 1989 and the progress of socailsim was reversed.

    1. Re:The Soviets never occupied Hungary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like Poland eh?

  195. Great attitude there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you rape and burn your way 1,000 miles into another country in a self-described "war of annihilation" then fully expect them to do the same to you if the fortunes of war change

    So it was OK for Stalin to order the rape of German civilian women?

    1. Re:Great attitude there.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      So it was OK for Stalin to order the rape of German civilian women?

      No more "OK" then it was for Hitler to send SS death squads with the Wehrmacht to exterminate the Slavs. Hell the Russians annexed Eastern Europe but they administrated it a hellva lot nicer then the Germans planned to run Russia if they had won the war. Ever read the German plans (or Hitler's own writings) for the defeated Soviet Union? They intended to settle a hundred million Germans in the conquered territories and starve the Slavic population out of existence. They were going to keep a "bare minimum" of the Slavs alive to perform slave labor but they intended to keep them on the verge of starvation so the SS could easily crush any resistance.

      As evil as Stalin was Hitler was ten times worse -- and the Germans got off comparatively easy compared to what they had in store for the Russians if they had won.

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  196. Russian landers by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm a real space geek, because I've heard of these and seen pictures years ago. As I recall the robots looked like a little red rectangular box with a foot on either side and it sort of walked. One model anyway. The Russians also sent probes to Mars and Venus for picture and samples.

    I studied Russian history and language in college and before that anything I could get my hands on. I was fascinated with Russia. Probably because they were the unknown quantity to me, the most foreign people I could imagine.

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  197. Iraq was not preemptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow that sounds an awful lot like endorsing the idea of pre-emptive warfare (Bush Doctrine anyone?)

    It's not the Bush doctrine....yet. There is was nothing "pre-emptive" about retaliating against Iraq last year after a long period in which Iraq had engaged in more than 2,400 separate attacks against U.S. peacekeepers patrolling the "no fly zones" in accordance with the cease-fire.

    1. Re:Iraq was not preemptive by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      It's not the Bush doctrine....yet

      Actually it is the Bush doctrine -- we've stated as much. Whether or not you consider Iraq to be part of the Bush doctrine is another matter. The Bush administration reserved the right to attack other countries pre- emptively .

      Not that I think that's a good or bad thing -- I was just tossing out an analogy that most of the /. crowd (who aren't necessarily into historical-geopolitical debates) could appreciate.

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    2. Re:Iraq was not preemptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Bush administration reserved the right to attack other countries pre- emptively

      Gee I listened to those speeches by George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. I heard PERemptive.. NOT PREemptive.

      Peremptive

      1. To strike with a quashing blow; to defeat with strong force.
      2. To strike with an equal blow as in punishment. (An eye for an eye; A tit-for-tat)

      This is quite different than preemtive. although you may think what we are doing in Iraq may be relating to or constituting a military strike made so as to gain the advantage when an enemy strike is believed to be imminent, I do believe peremptive.

      If we had to wait for there to be imminent threat from Iraq, I would be very scared. The whole point of a peremptive strike was because of non-compliance with the UN.

      Even though you may wish to say we found no weapons of mass-distruction, you must still concede that Iraq was not allowing inspections. Therefore we had a justifyable reason for a PEREMPTIVE STRIKE.

    3. Re:Iraq was not preemptive by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      This is quite different than preemtive. although you may think what we are doing in Iraq may be relating to or constituting a military strike made so as to gain the advantage when an enemy strike is believed to be imminent, I do believe peremptive.

      You've completely missed the point of my parent posts. The point wasn't to start yet another debate about Iraq -- we are offtopic enough here as it is. The point was to make the connection because of all the ACs that kept saying "The USSR would have attacked Germany sooner or later anyway."

      While I've seen some historical facts that suggest Stalin might have attacked Germany, I've seen just as many that suggest the Russian buildup actually was defensive. Stalin was certainly hoping that the Western Powers (UK, France and Germany) would beat each other senseless and that he could take over Western Europe with little effort or bloodshed. I don't think that translates into him attacking a fully armed Germany at the height of it's military prowess -- which is how Germany would have remained if she hadn't entered into a two-front war or declared war on the United States. The British might have been able to bring the USSR into the war sooner or later -- but if Hitler doesn't invade the USSR in 1941 he probably could have finished off the UK before the year was out. People seem to underestimate how close the UK really came to being defeated.

      In any case I made the Bush Doctrine comment to make the connection for the majority of the /. crowd who probably aren't as into geopolitical discussions as you and I seem to be -- that was the best analogy I could come up with in short order.

      Whether or not you think Iraq was justified or even a part of the Bush doctrine is a whole another discussion. I tend to disagree with the war -- but I also don't think it was part of the Bush doctrine of pre-emptive warfare. Bush probably intended to go after Iraq the minute he took office -- this was months before the Bush doctrine was coined or announced (after 9/11). In any case, right or wrong, you wouldn't call Iraq a preemptive strike because they were technically in violation of the cease-fire that ended the original war -- thus the cease-fire ceased to exist and for all rights and purposes the original war was back on again.

      That isn't an endorsement of the war -- or a denouncement for that matter. Just a statement of my opinion plus the basic facts of the situation. It was never really my intent to get into an Iraq discussion -- I hope you can see the purpose behind my original post that mentioned the Bush doctrine -- while completely ignoring Iraq. I said "Bush doctrine anyone?" -- I didn't say "Iraq anyone?" You should have paid attention to that difference before jumping all over me and defending a war that I didn't even mention. If you don't think Iraq was part of the Bush doctrine then why did you make the connection when all I said was "Bush doctrine"?

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  198. Soviet Space by phrostie · · Score: 1

    they have been in US published books about space and lunar exploration since i was a kid. years later(early 90s) i was asked to Work(volunteer) for an exibit at the FortWorth Museum of Science and History on Soviet Space. this was a traveling exibit that was making it's way around the US and would eventually find it's way to the Cosmosphere in Hutchenson Ks. the exibit included the backup hardware of the lunokhod(still worked) and sputnik. also included were the return vehicles for Soyuz and other hardware and equipment. all in all it was very impressive.
    they had some russian techs running the remotes for the lunokhod. i think they got a bigger kick out of it than anyone else.

    hey anyone else out there that worked it?
    i still got my tie!

  199. yup yup by sieb · · Score: 1

    I stopped in at the St.Louis Science Center a few years ago when they had a big presentation setup for the Russian Space Race showing off all of their Race era tech with videos and such of their rovers. I think they even had one on display. I also remember a big mockup of their big launch site for their massive multi-stage SaturnV sized rockets (forgot the name though). Cool stuff, Russia was on the ball.

  200. Buran ejector seats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Russian cosmonauts were known to tape over the red eject button on these seats when it was revealed that the shuttle was designed so that the seats would have ejected straight up into a thick steal roof overhead. The team that designed the seats and switches did not coordinate with the hull designers."

  201. Socialism destroyed Afghanistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, under the socialist government, women had some rights, and society was socially more advanced

    This was the same Socialist government that killed over a million Afghans and forced many more to flee: more than half of these victims were women.

    Socialism destroyed Afghanistan. Islamists took the crumbled remains of the country and ground them into powder. Afghanistan remains as an example of why socialism and Islam have no place in government: the place has seen the worst of both. ...and way less religious, than what it is now.

    It was quite religious. The only difference was that the Soviets were forcing their state religion, instead of the Taliban.

  202. It is what it meant to most people, period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but Stalinist Russia and Maoist China are what Communism means to most people in the west

    It is what it means (or has meant) to most people, period. Really huge numbers of people have belonged to the CPUSA and the Communist Party of China.

  203. Europeans did settle the Americas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because your presumption that Europeans "settled" North and South America. One *settles* un-occupied land

    Settlement happens in either occupied or unoccupied lands. The definition and concept makes no distinction.

    One does not have to look further than Israel and Palestine. The territories are considered "occupied" by all sides of importance (even Ariel Sharon, now). The Israelis who have intruded there to live permanently in these occupied territories are called "Settlers"... by all sides of importance.

  204. It has, in the United States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is actual people doing real evil things. Take the fact that it has not happened in your country (I guess) as a bliss

    It has, at least to a smaller degree. Study the lynching period in the South, and take especial note of the happy carnival atmosphere taking place beneath the "strange fruit" in the trees.

    This is what the Confederate flag stands for.

    1. Re:It has, in the United States by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      It has, at least to a smaller degree. Study the lynching period in the South, and take especial note of the happy carnival atmosphere taking place beneath the "strange fruit" in the trees.

      Ouch, good point. I stand somewhat corrected. Though I still think there's a difference between that and Nazi Germany. Nearly the entire German population was united behind their Fuhrer and followed him up until the bitter end. Large parts of the US (read: virtually every part not in the South) were appalled by what was going on down there and worked to change it. Granted the North has had it's share of the problems (the near riots in Boston when they announced bussing plans come to mind) but nothing that compares to setting up organized "Death Camps" that could exterminate thousands of people every hour. I think even the most hardened biggot in the old South would have been appalled by that.

      This is what the Confederate flag stands for.

      Agreed. Try to convince the idiots that still fly it though :(

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  205. Russian "defensive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen just as many that suggest the Russian buildup actually was defensive"

    To the Soviet leaders, aggressive expansion was always done for what they said was "defensive" reasons.

    1. Re:Russian "defensive" by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      To the Soviet leaders, aggressive expansion was always done for what they said was "defensive" reasons.

      Would you stop spewing the line about how evil the Soviets were? I'm not disputing that. If you had bothered to read my entire comment before posting your one line reply you would have noticed the part that went: "Stalin was certainly hoping that the Western Powers (UK, France and Germany) would beat each other senseless and that he could take over Western Europe with little effort or bloodshed. I don't think that translates into him attacking a fully armed Germany at the height of it's military prowess -- which is how Germany would have remained if she hadn't entered into a two-front war or declared war on the United States."

      Do you really think that Stalin would have picked a fight with Germany? All the moreso if she had defeated the UK and he would have been taking her on in a one-front war? Granted Hitler would have attacked anyway, but in this case I really don't think that the Russians would have. There is a huge difference between gobbling up tiny little countries that can't defend themselves (the Baltic states) and picking a fight with what was arguably the most powerful country in the World at the time -- years ahead of you in technology and tactics with a battle hardened Army. The Russians expansion between 1939 and 1941 was defensive -- why else would they have settled for the peace with Finland (the whole purpose of that war was to give Leningrad defensible borders)? They had defeated the Finnish Army -- they could have kept going and annexed the whole friggen country.

      Whether or not "defensive" expansion is justifiable or not is another argument. I suspect that if you were a Russian living next door to an Adolf Hitler that intended to conquer your country and starve your race (the Slavs) out of existence that you would think it was justifiable.

      I don't dispute that both Stalin and Hitler were "Bad Guys" (tm). I do however take exception to this attitude of "It's ok, because Stalin would have attacked sooner or later anyway" -- Hitler launched a war of annihilation against an entire race of people (two races if you count the Jews in the conquered nations). Even Stalin wasn't that evil -- his goals were imperialistic conquest of lands that didn't belong to him and the spread of his Communist theories -- not genocide.

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  206. Stalin's intent and actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually yes it does. That's the difference between a war of conquest and a war of defense. Stalin's designs on Europe aside -- he did not start the War with Germany

    Yet, he had started his war on Eastern Europe before started the War with Germany. In fact, he invaded and conquered the 3 Baltic nations before there were hostilities between him and Hitler. Long after Hitler was defeated, these countries remained permanent parts of the USSR. He also took a chunk of Romania.

    Stalin's war was 100% a war of conquest. He treated Poland little better than he treated East Germany.

    1. Re:Stalin's intent and actions by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Stalin's war was 100% a war of conquest. He treated Poland little better than he treated East Germany.

      I still take exception to calling it "Stalin's war" when it was Hitler who started the war and Germany armies that sacked the Soviet Union from the Polish border all the way to the Volga river.

      The Soviet Union's post war "accomplishments" leave much to be desired but I highly doubt Stalin or anybody on the Politburo were thinking about annexing Poland and East Germany in the middle of 1941 or 1942 -- they were fighting for survival.

      If you'd actually read my comments you'd notice that I'm not defending the conquest of the Baltic States, the Finnish action or Romania. I'm simply pointing out that if you were a Russian at the time they wouldn't have seemed like a bad idea. Those actions (however deplorable they were) saved the Soviet Union in 1941. And however evil Stalin was and however oppressive the Soviet system was would we have been better off if the Germans had won? I highly doubt it.

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  207. Yes, Stalin was that evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler launched a war of annihilation against an entire race of people (two races if you count the Jews in the conquered nations). Even Stalin wasn't that evil.

    Hitler also tried to exterminate the Rom (Gypsies). However, Stalin did the same. Look up the "Doctor's Plot" against the Jews. He tried to eliminate the Cossakhs. He had 7,000,000 Ukrainians killed.

    Even Stalin wasn't that evil -- his goals were imperialistic conquest of lands that didn't belong to him and the spread of his Communist theories -- not genocide.

    The former included the latter, sometimes.

  208. Stalin's war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still take exception to calling it "Stalin's war" when it was Hitler who started the war

    I was referring to "Stalin's side of the war". However, the whole thing was Stalin's war of aggression. Stalin succeeded in expanding his empire, moving his border far to the west. Stalin's aggression was much more successful than that of Hitler.

    leave much to be desired but I highly doubt Stalin or anybody on the Politburo were thinking about annexing Poland and East Germany in the middle of 1941 or 1942 -- they were fighting for survival.

    Yet, he annexed Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania long before this. Imperial expansion was very much on his mind before he got into hostilities with Germany.

    1. Re:Stalin's war by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      However, the whole thing was Stalin's war of aggression.

      That's the comment/attitude I take exception to. It ignores the obvious fact that Hitler started the war and had stated 15 years prior (in Main Kempf) that he intended to conquer European Russia for "living space".

      Stalin's aggression was much more successful than that of Hitler.

      Hard to disagree with that one.

      Yet, he annexed Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania long before this. Imperial expansion was very much on his mind before he got into hostilities with Germany.

      I'm not trying to defend Stalin's motives. I have pointed out on numerous occasions however that these actions probably saved the Soviet Union in 1941. They undoubtedly saved Leningrad. If you were a Russian then that makes them somewhat justifiable -- it's harder to defend or justify Stalin's actions after the war -- though in the mindset of the Russian people (20,000,000+ dead -- invaded twice in three decades by Germany) I'd probably have a different opinion.

      To this day the Russians are leery of Germany becoming a military power again. One in eight Soviet citizens died during WW2. The equivalent loss to modern day American would number 35,000,000 people. Understand that fact and you'll go a long way towards understanding Russian motives after WW2 and Russian character in general.

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    2. Re:Stalin's war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To this day the Russians are leery of Germany becoming a military power again. One in eight Soviet citizens died during WW2

      To Stalin, it was one of many purge techniques. He was already killing Soviet citizens by the millions long before 1939.

      To this day the Russians are leery of Germany becoming a military power again

      They hate Hitler worse than Stalin because of the "yeah, he was a bastard, but he was OUR bastard" effect.

      There are probably many more Cambodians that like Pol Pot than "welcome their Vietnamese overlords", even though Pol Pot added a lot more bones to the killing fields than the Vietnamese invaders did.

    3. Re:Stalin's war by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      To Stalin, it was one of many purge techniques. He was already killing Soviet citizens by the millions long before 1939.

      No kidding. Over the long run Stalin probably killed more Russians then Hitler did. All the moreso if you count some the of insane tactics employed by the Russians during WW2 (using condemned prisoners to clear minefields, suicidal stands or attacks, etc). But you can't deny that millions of Russians were killed by the Germans -- as sick as Stalin was I'd dare say that the majority (and probably large majority) of Russians killed between 41 and 45 died at the hands of Germans.

      They hate Hitler worse than Stalin because of the "yeah, he was a bastard, but he was OUR bastard" effect.

      No, Stalin is hated pretty badly over there nowadays too. I still maintain that Hitler was ten times worse -- if you can measure that level of evil -- which you probably can't, so I don't know why I keep sticking to my guns here :)

      There are probably many more Cambodians that like Pol Pot than "welcome their Vietnamese overlords", even though Pol Pot added a lot more bones to the killing fields than the Vietnamese invaders did.

      Nothing encourages people to close ranks with a Government (even an oppressive one) like an outside threat.

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  209. Soviet spacecraft by Leapfrog · · Score: 1

    Also, the only landers ever to return pictures from the surface of Venus were Soviet. See here. It's pretty amazing what was accomplished there, considering that surface temperatures are hot enough to melt lead. Venera 7 (1970) was also the first man-made craft to return signals from another planet.

    1. Re:Soviet spacecraft by Buran · · Score: 1

      Yup, those are pretty amazing. NASA did send craft as well (Pioneer-Venus Multiprobe) but that vehicle had no cameras on board. Venera 7 wasn't the first space lander to return photos, though -- Luna 9 (landed on the Moon) gets that honor.

  210. Brezhnev did not rule out WW3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this specific diplomatic move was clearly reducing the risk of WW3 breaking out.

    Brezhnev did not rule out WW3. In fact, he kept to the goal of the USSR as proclaimed by Lenin: that of global conquest. He even stopped at saying he would not engage in an invasion of Western Europe.

    The U.S.'s policy was no first strike. However, if the USSR engaged in a first strike of a conventional Blitzkrieg against Western Europe, the US reserved the quite reasonable right to respond with nuclear arms.

  211. Hardened bigots in the South by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that could exterminate thousands of people every hour. I think even the most hardened biggot in the old South would have been appalled by that.

    If the "hardened bigots" include the die-hard Klan members, this is exactly what they want.