And this time the Final Four games and the Nascar races are going to be interupted. I'm an athiest, but I'm praying he'll survive for another 15 years on life support...
Oh to be the Air Force One pilot today. "Mr. President, I'm sorry to inform you the landing gear is stuck and will not extend. We have 5 hours of fuel left until we all die."
So would it be possible to rewrite the info? If the *terrorists* (hope its not the same *terrorists* that stole my bike when I was 8) can find a way to read the tags, why not rewrite the info too? You could totally fuck over your enemies. I have a coworker that's going out of the country this summer and I would just love to be able to change his last name to "bin Laden."
"State Department contractors are looking to include some shielding, such as metal fibers in the passport cover, to keep the chips from being read when the passport is closed."
I think I saw one of their "contractors" on the street corner.
Normally, I would fuck with you. But with my MS Media Player issues of late, I find it impossible. My crotch has been kicked too much to come up with a decent rebutal.
I'll get back to you after I switch to Linux.
In their questions, the justices were critical of the entertainment industry's proposal, which would hold companies "predominantly" supported by piracy liable for copyright infringement.
If they can hold software companies liable for copywrite infringement, wouldn't that set a precedent for allowing the victims' families of gun deaths to seek damages from the makers of firearms?
Bill was playing the first version while Monica did her thing, so Hillary has a little vendetta against GTA.
Seriously, I would agree with her but I think the images of war that are currently pasted everywhere (newspaper, tv, magazines, the internet, etc.) are far worse. GW is a worse influence on children than any video game will ever be. And that's just because he's evil, notice I didn't mention his grammar skills (which makes me wonder: are republicans missing some kind of gene? I mean, shit, look at Quayle.)
Beyond the rim of the starlight,
my love is wandering in star flight.
I know he'll find
In star clustered reaches
Love, strange love
A starwoman teaches.
I know his journey ends never.
His Star Trek will go on forever.
But tell him while
He wanders his starry sea,
Remember,
Remember me.
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And this time the Final Four games and the Nascar races are going to be interupted. I'm an athiest, but I'm praying he'll survive for another 15 years on life support...
I was going to rant about the death of the last pope interupting my Saturday morning cartoon shows, but with my karma being what it is, I'll refrain.
I thought it was hannibus.
"I am SO sick of hearing people bitch on slashdot!"
"If you don't like it then don't come to the site."
Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on your way out.
We know.
startrek.com probably has the most humorous of the AF's gags.
Oh to be the Air Force One pilot today. "Mr. President, I'm sorry to inform you the landing gear is stuck and will not extend. We have 5 hours of fuel left until we all die."
Thanks. Now I have that image burned onto my retinas.
Can't somebody come up with better April Fool's jokes??? The ones I've seen so far this year are just embarassing.
They could have gotten more from Michael Jackson.
So would it be possible to rewrite the info? If the *terrorists* (hope its not the same *terrorists* that stole my bike when I was 8) can find a way to read the tags, why not rewrite the info too? You could totally fuck over your enemies. I have a coworker that's going out of the country this summer and I would just love to be able to change his last name to "bin Laden."
"State Department contractors are looking to include some shielding, such as metal fibers in the passport cover, to keep the chips from being read when the passport is closed."
I think I saw one of their "contractors" on the street corner.
Big words for a little AC bitch.
Normally, I would fuck with you. But with my MS Media Player issues of late, I find it impossible. My crotch has been kicked too much to come up with a decent rebutal. I'll get back to you after I switch to Linux.
Guess they won't be using the Chewbacca offense.
Episode 2 made it look good.
Yeah, anal-rectal inversion.
In their questions, the justices were critical of the entertainment industry's proposal, which would hold companies "predominantly" supported by piracy liable for copyright infringement.
If they can hold software companies liable for copywrite infringement, wouldn't that set a precedent for allowing the victims' families of gun deaths to seek damages from the makers of firearms?
Bill was playing the first version while Monica did her thing, so Hillary has a little vendetta against GTA.
Seriously, I would agree with her but I think the images of war that are currently pasted everywhere (newspaper, tv, magazines, the internet, etc.) are far worse. GW is a worse influence on children than any video game will ever be. And that's just because he's evil, notice I didn't mention his grammar skills (which makes me wonder: are republicans missing some kind of gene? I mean, shit, look at Quayle.)
Oh, I thought he was just using the "Hemos" handle.
Update For for the dupe. Not going well. Appreciate all the hate mail. Really encourages improvement
Nothing else seems to encourage any improvement here. Michael is still here.
That theory certainly explains the mystery of all the dying red shirts.
you're..............fired.
Double wrong!.....The Big Giant Head
Thanks. Now I have Shatner in my head singing it:
Beyond the rim of the starlight,
my love is wandering in star flight.
I know he'll find
In star clustered reaches
Love, strange love
A starwoman teaches.
I know his journey ends never.
His Star Trek will go on forever.
But tell him while
He wanders his starry sea,
Remember,
Remember me.
I want to hurl.