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  1. Asshole found in Internet Domain Naming on Loophole found in Internet Domain Naming · · Score: -1

    and I'm replying to him...

  2. Dupe? on Loophole found in Internet Domain Naming · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Or just deja vu?

  3. But they said it couldn't be done on The Shuttle Mission No One Wants · · Score: 0

    That was their excuse with Columbia. They said even if they had known about the damage it couldn't dock with IIS. I'd rather eat a whole bowl of steaming mecrom than be be a NASA astronaut right now.

  4. Re:Wow.. on USB Disco Dance Floor · · Score: 0

    You have to blow a baboon to get in to Caltech? You might want to reconsider the local community college. You only have to blow the janitor there.

  5. Re:Neo? on USB Disco Dance Floor · · Score: 0

    Keanu couldn't hack his way out of a cold.

  6. Re:Scary Stuff on Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Incredible Hulk overlords.

  7. WOW on Keyboards are Havens for Super Bugs · · Score: 0

    I had no idea sperm contained germs and super viruses.

  8. Nope... on Revenge of the Sith Officially Rated PG-13 · · Score: 0

    Sphere of Fear!!
    Giant Hurt Ball?
    The Deathticle!

  9. Re:Maybe it's pg-13 for sexuality? Maybe... on Revenge of the Sith Officially Rated PG-13 · · Score: 0

    Its actually for the secret love scene between Padme and Mace Windu. How else do you explain Princess Leia's fine ass?

  10. Re:I'm a dark little poet tonight... on Revenge of the Sith Officially Rated PG-13 · · Score: 0

    Wait.....does Jar Jar really appear in this and does he really get killed? I'd dump Star Trek for Star Wars if that is the case.

  11. Re:The real world just got a whole lot scarier on Microsoft Collaborates On Child Porn Buster · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia children molest Michael Jackson.

  12. Re:The real world just got a whole lot scarier on Microsoft Collaborates On Child Porn Buster · · Score: 0

    I forgot what I was going to say.

  13. Re:Next, teach it to recognize humans.. on The Wasp Micro Air Vehicle · · Score: 0

    Not enough lift or power. It might be able to deliver an M-80.

  14. Re:Swat it? on The Wasp Micro Air Vehicle · · Score: 1, Funny

    It will be very useful for keeping an eye on a small area (say a block in Falluja)

    That or the nude beach at spring break.

  15. Re:-1 Whiny Liberal on Crack Found in Shuttle Tank · · Score: 0

    You believe he actually commited suicide?

  16. Re:Have some Respect! on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: -1

    Facts are he wouldn't allow female priests, wouldn't support a woman's right to choose, teaching of birth control and wouldn't accept gays into the faithhood (except for the child molesting priests.) He never did anything to deserve respect.

  17. Re:Shortest reigning pope in history... on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I just googled it right quick and picked one. Didn't really see if he actually existed. I hope they pick a black female lesbian as the new pope and make that fucker really roll over in his grave. Bastard hated women, but didn't mind priests molesting little boys.

  18. Re:Driving backwards a lot of time on Mars Rovers Get Extra 18 Months · · Score: 0

    How come that turns me on?

  19. Re:Shortest reigning pope in history... on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: 1, Informative
  20. Re:Triumph on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll buy you a six-pack if you go tell them that in person.

  21. In related news on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 0

    Sex speak confuses them too

  22. Hell yes! on Is Leasing Really Worth It? · · Score: 0

    We have some Xerox plotters that are constantly down, thus slowing down production since they all seem to go down together. If we had bought them instead of leasing our maintenance expenses would be through the roof. We shall be switching companies after the contract expires.

  23. Re:Those jerks at MS on Company Name in URL Not Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0

    Either you made that up or you just /.d the living shit out of their server. I think www.billgatesgaypornemporium.com would be more suitable.

  24. Perpetual Motion on Car Powered by Compressed Air · · Score: 0

    Hook that sucker up to congress and you'll never stop.

  25. Re:1 zeptogram = 2.20462262 × 10-24 pounds on Scientists Weigh Smallest Mass Ever · · Score: 1, Funny

    How many pounds is a harpogram?