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  1. Re:In the same sense that your ancestors are dead on Neanderthals Ate Their Veggies · · Score: 1

    They're considered an offshoot rather than a direct lineal ancestor (at least for most of us ... I'm not too sure about our CEO).

  2. Re:Doesn't give warm fuzzies on Hospitals Begin Data-Mining Patients · · Score: 1

    You're still thinking rationaly. You can't do that around these people.

    Sorry. You're correct. My bad.

  3. Re:Not likely on Hospitals Begin Data-Mining Patients · · Score: 1

    When was the last time any doctor anywhere made an outgoing call to a patient?

    When your bill is in arrears.

  4. Re:Doesn't give warm fuzzies on Hospitals Begin Data-Mining Patients · · Score: 1

    Oops. One step too far. You fell over the believable cliff.

    Come on. While I'm not happy about the rampant data mining going on everywhere and the premise of TFA is faintly ridiculous (we know where all the really sick people are - they're in and out of the ER all the time - we don't need no stinkin' data mining) you just might imagine that somebody is going to do a few checks internally.

    Even in this Evil Pantopicon, one pack of cigs isn't going to flag anything. One pack of cigs every day, OTOH, just might.

    I really don't see this being much of an issue. The insurance companies have all the data they need to screen for potential expensive, er, ill, patients. They don't need to look for Twinkie ingestion. This whole thing is a bunch of junior executives getting a hold of too much cocaine and hookers. Or cocaine anyway.

  5. Re:Only if... on Ask Slashdot: What Would It Take For You To Buy a Smartwatch? · · Score: 2

    Dick Tracy comics?

  6. Re:How is that the security industry's fault? on The Security Industry Is Failing Miserably At Fixing Underlying Dangers · · Score: 1

    Anybody may write programs, and it looks like there's hardly a nitwit who doesn't. I've said it before, I'll say it again: The stream of crap won't cede unless the software industry is made liable for software defects.

    The ONLY winners in that scenario would be the lawyers.

  7. Re:Physicists have too much time on their hands on The Higgs Boson Should Have Crushed the Universe · · Score: 1

    'You know how the Premiere loves surprises ... "

  8. Re:Astronaut James Irwin had a heart attack on moo on What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space? · · Score: 2

    Funny thing is now we would ignore it. We used to get excited about bigeminy and did all sorts of dangerous, useless things. Now it's just used to scare medical students.

  9. Re:CPR on What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space? · · Score: 1

    A modified Heimlich Maneuver for CPR could probably be used in space in an emergency. That way, at least both of you would stay relatively still.

    They tried that in the 1900's - wasn't too successful. Besides people tend to vomit during and after a Heimlich maneuver. Not exactly kosher inside a spacecraft.

  10. Re:Redundancy, of course! on What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Other than the fact that it has never been done, no problemo. Space is not exactly where you are supposed to do cutting edge (please excuse the pun) medical research. You have clearly never dealt with an Institutional Review Board or you wouldn't think to bring up such silly ideas.

    Next, you'll want to send lawyers into space, just to see if they really need to breath oxygen.

  11. Re:huh on What Happens If You Have a Heart Attack In Space? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you think that there isn't a file somewhere in the depths of the Manned Flight Operations Manual (or whatever idiot acronym that NASA gives it) detailing exactly what you are supposed to do with a dead body, you're crazy.

    They've thought of things you haven't thought of to think of.

    Death is a pretty obvious one.

  12. Re:makes compete sense. on Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones · · Score: 2

    Well, let's look at this carefully. You can get weather from NOAA (162.5xx mHz). At least in my neck of the woods, you can also get EAS warnings from them.

    So now, that jamming system is looking quite a bit more attractive, no?

  13. Re:I want one on Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Do you have any suggestions for what to do about cyclists who are jabbering on their phone via bluetooth while they ride? Or who are having their texts read to them? Or who are wobbling along at 10mph using an entire lane with a 45mph limit, as they fiddle with their handlebar-mounted smartphone's You Are Fabulous, Look How Fit You Are! app?

    Bumper tag.

  14. Re:You know ... on Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones · · Score: 2

    If that passenger was calling 911 for a firetruck as their car was on fire, you wouldn't be saying what you're saying.

    You guys lead way more exciting lives than I do....

  15. Re: Data Security Officer on Improperly Anonymized Logs Reveal Details of NYC Cab Trips · · Score: 1

    For taxi cabs?

  16. Re:It's about time on NOAA: Earth Smashed A Record For Heat In May 2014, Effects To Worsen · · Score: 1

    You do have a point, but it must be realized that ocean currents (and structure) have changed over time. The Atlantic conveyor has formed and collapsed and reformed - the continents move around which obviously changes currents as does raising and lowering of mean sea levels. So you can't add the same numbers into the mix - it's complicated and poorly understood.

  17. Re:Your argument is invalid on NOAA: Earth Smashed A Record For Heat In May 2014, Effects To Worsen · · Score: 2

    1. When the law is on your side, pound on the law.
    2. When the facts are on your side, pound on the facts.
    3. When neither the law nor the facts are on your side, pound on the table.

  18. Re:NOAA, please shut up. on NOAA: Earth Smashed A Record For Heat In May 2014, Effects To Worsen · · Score: 1

    Excellent. We'll all move over to your house. Recall the first word in the phrase "Global Warming".

  19. Re:Tip please? on Oracle Buying Micros Systems For $5.3 Billion · · Score: 2

    Seems we'll be tipping Larry Ellison every time we check in to a Hilton now.

    I think you have this just a little bit backwards.

  20. Re:Why not Wolf PAC? on Interviews: Ask Lawrence Lessig About His Mayday PAC · · Score: 2

    You must be new here. Statistical outliers are what we do.

    One of us has a malfunctioning humor detector. Hard to say whom.

  21. Re:Moore's Law on Researchers Unveil Experimental 36-Core Chip · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can give the most important worker on an assembly line all the crystal meth they can eat, but they can't work any faster than the conveyor belt in front of them.

    Ah! The 21st Century version of the 'mythical man month' - so much more apropos for this audience than the pregnancy analogy.

  22. Re:Moore's Law on Researchers Unveil Experimental 36-Core Chip · · Score: 1

    What's a 'gear'?

  23. Re:Why not Wolf PAC? on Interviews: Ask Lawrence Lessig About His Mayday PAC · · Score: 0

    Perhaps because the the last amendment to the US Constitution (the 27th) took over 200 years to ratify.

    Patience is a virture, but ....

  24. All wars ... on China Builds Artificial Islands In South China Sea · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are resource wars.

    And start out rather like this.

  25. Re:For a First Step on US Government Introduces Pollinator Action Plan To Save Honey Bees · · Score: 1

    I can try having sex in food and industrial crop areas but I don't see how thats going to help the bee population.

    So, instead of furries, we need the fuzzies to come up to the plate?