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  1. Re:Who cares? on 1366x768 Monitors Top 1024x768 For the First Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do I always have to be the one to point out that porn looks better in wide screen?

    Because you're the only person who thinks "People of Wal-Mart" is a porn site?

  2. Re:Ex-NASA employees on Ex-NASA Employees Accuse Agency of 'Extreme Position' On Climate Change · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's George Bush's fault.

    Hear me out. Having spent a significant amount of time around JSC and realized that it was essentially a pestilential swamp that nobody in their minds (other than a bunch of confused cows) would voluntarily live in, I can see that a couple of decades of hanging out between the air conditioners and the mosquitoes and surrounded by millions of Texans (and a similar number of confused cows) would drive anybody insane.

      They're in Hell anyway, what's a few more degrees Kelvin? They wouldn't understand the concept of the planet getting hotter if it walked up and bit them on the nose.

  3. Re:Did Anyone Else on Ex-NASA Employees Accuse Agency of 'Extreme Position' On Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Brwando! It's got what plants crave.

  4. Re:Hey guys, STFU and build a rocket, would you? on Ex-NASA Employees Accuse Agency of 'Extreme Position' On Climate Change · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cause actually carbon dioxide isn't all that strong of a greenhouse gas.

    True, but the sheer magnitude of CO2 release dwarfs other greenhouse gasses. Further, it's not just the amount of CO2 (or water vapor which is another 'greenhouse gas' or methane) it's the rate of change of the concentration.

    Yes CO2 can be 'useful' and plants like it. Yes, the planet had higher concentrations of CO2 in the past.

    The big issue is whether or not a significant fraction of the human (and since we're an apex predator, everybody else's) population is at risk for near term major perturbations in the population's health and well being due to changes in climate that are in part due to rapidly rising CO2 levels which are most likely man made.

  5. Re:erm... what? on Expect Hundreds of Thunderbolt Devices, Says Intel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thunderbolt separates those who know how to use Google from the users.

    No, that's porn.

  6. Re:Vermont. on Lack of Vaccination Sends Babies In Oregon To the Hospital · · Score: 1

    Actually, IMHO, the government does NOT have a right to force you to get a vaccination but does have the responsibility (and right) to quarantine you in the event of a an epidemic.

    A vaccination is an individual decision (albeit forgoing vaccination is a stupid individual decision but you get to make stupid decisions), once an epidemic starts it is a public health issue. Of course, the dividing line between a public health issue and an individual decision is not black and white - hardly ever is - but them's the breaks. Life if complex and messy.

  7. Re:Pretty long EOL too on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    The developers are waiting for holographic storage. Or fusion.

    But there is progress - Duke Nukem was finally released!

  8. Re:Alternative title? on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 2

    Guess what has even longer support... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_XP_Embedded#Windows_XP_Embedded

    Most assuredly . Has anyone ever seen a Windows XP embedded system actually upgraded? (Stares at GE portable Ultrasound purchased in 2006 with 'copyright 1997-2001' splashed everywhere.)

    Anyone?

  9. Re:release the source? on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    sounds like a nice list of reasons to avoid proprietary software for mission critical applications like SCADA...or anything really.

    Actually, it sounds like a nice list of reasons to avoid any software for mission critical applications.

  10. Re:release the source? on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    please bring back ethanol-fueld and ban hairyfeet instead... e-f is way more entertaining

    thx

    Oh and you are the absolute height of intelligence and wit, Mr. or Ms. AC?

  11. Re:release the source? on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 2

    You don't need a live connection to the Internet to get a network into trouble. See Stuxnet.

    Got an open USB port? That Hello Kitty USB drive that you 'found' in the parking lot - I wonder what it has on it?

  12. Re:what's the difference on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    Man, our CIO posts on Slashdot. Who knew?

    Hi there! Meeting at 9:00, right?

  13. Re:An OK theory for other planets, but not ours? on Scientists Study Trajectories of Life-Bearing Earth Meteorites · · Score: 1

    Oh bullshit. Panspermia has been around for decades and lots of mainline scientists (including Francis Crick, one it's earliest proponents) have thought it interesting.

    But it is more entertainment than anything else - until we get off planet enough to test it. A dozen probes to Mars and a Europa would be good start, but as always - if you've got the money, I've got the time....

  14. Re:Panspermia on Scientists Study Trajectories of Life-Bearing Earth Meteorites · · Score: 1

    Amino acids don't self replicate. That's what DNA (or RNA) is for. However, your primary point is still valid. Time allows nature to futz around until something works. 500 million years is a long time. A very long time.

  15. Re:Depends on pay on Data Center Staff Will Sleep Among the Racks For London Olympics · · Score: 4, Funny

    Employment law is ever so slightly different in the EU.

    True that. In the US, you are expected to sleep under your desk. Non of this 'pod' nonsense.

  16. Re:TFA answers the summary's question. on Why the Middle East Is a Good Place For Women Tech Entrepreneurs · · Score: 1

    Don't you love it when you answer your own question?

  17. Re:False choice fallacy on Why the Middle East Is a Good Place For Women Tech Entrepreneurs · · Score: 1

    Who wrote this summary, anyway, and with what agenda?

    Yeah, I second that. Took me a few minutes to figure out that this isn't a story about 'Middle Earth'.

    I hate that sort of thing early in the morning.

  18. Re:News for nerds? on Zimmerman Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder · · Score: 2

    No. I spend a day coding, I look up at the screen, and I depend on Slashdot to tell me what's going on in the world.

    Man are you gonna be confused.

  19. Re:Bad Slashdot on Zimmerman Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder · · Score: 1

    Stand your ground!

  20. panem et circenses on Zimmerman Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bread and circuses. Don't discuss anything important, especially if it's complex. Go after something visceral like this case or Kim Kardishiam's bra / toenail / latest sex change operation.

    Oh, we just invaded another country? Look! Over there! A breast!

  21. Yo Dawg! on Critical Flaw Found In Backtrack Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard you like pen testing so I put a pen test on your pen test!

  22. Re:Teach the controversy on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    There is no 'controversy' of the scientific persuasion when it comes to evolution. At least, none at the level of high school biology.

    I'd be totally impressed if a high school curriculum got to discussing evolution at the level of gradualism vs. punctuated equilibrium.

  23. Re:Tennessee is doomed... on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 2

    Save your Dixie cups! The South shall rise again!

  24. Re:I hope they get raked over the coals for this on DoJ Files Suit Against Apple, Ebook Publishers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody is getting 'crushed' on this. At worst, a couple of publishers and Apple will pay a fine. Most likely they will sign something that said 'we didn't really do anything, but we agree not to do it again'. Some lawyers will make money. The DOJ lawyers will carve another notch in their desks.

    Consumer prices won't go down. (But they will go up).

  25. Re:All security experts.. on McAfee Claims Successful Insulin Pump Attack · · Score: 1

    Well, they could ask four out of five doctors.