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  1. Re:Functional languages and RDBMS? on OCaml For the Masses · · Score: 1

    True. I get your point. A CHECK constraint would be needed to ensure the range was within -2**31 to 2**31.

  2. Re:Functional languages and RDBMS? on OCaml For the Masses · · Score: 1
    While it's true that INTEGER in Oracle is treated as NUMBER(38), from a programming standpoint (and DDL standpoint) INTEGER is what one would use. Incidentally, NUMBER(38) doesn't mean that Oracle is allocating storage for 38 digits. The 38 indicates the maximum precision of the value.

    Internally, Oracle stores NUMBER values as variable length values with leading (and trailing) zeros removed.

  3. Re:Functional languages and RDBMS? on OCaml For the Masses · · Score: 1

    what type would you use for a 32-bit integer in Oracle?

    Umm... INTEGER? (or maybe PLS_INTEGER if you want to be Oracle specific).

    In any case, I really don't think the mapping of datatypes has anything to do with OR impedance mismatch. It has to do with how data structures are represented in code vs how data is stored in an RDBMS (OOD vs relational tables). For instance, the concept of inheritance does not exist in an RDBMS. While tables can be constructed to implement the concept, it's generally a bit of a kludge, a kludge that ORM middleware was invented to mask from the programmer, largely unsuccessfully IMO.

  4. What a crock! on NASA Warns of Magnetic Storm After Huge Solar Flare · · Score: 1

    I just don't buy the idea that a CME can really effect my interne,,@#!@@$@#$@#NO CARRIER

  5. Re:"What do you do now?" on Robot Workforce Threatens Education-Intensive Jobs · · Score: 1

    I know that someone has to build those robots,

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/may05/selfrep.ws.html

    and someone else has to create the control software for those robots,

    http://www.profactor.at/en/production/forschung-entwicklung/robotik-und-automation-bis-losgroesse-1/selbstprogrammierende-robotersysteme-fbirescope-flexpaint.html

    and someone else has to provide the knowledge for those robots,

    http://www.research.ibm.com/deepqa/deepqa.shtml

    and someone else has to maintain those robots,

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/may05/selfrep.ws.html

    and if factory robots then someone else has to design the stuff those robots build,

    http://www.ewh.ieee.org/soc/e/sac/meem/public/old_issue/vol02iss04/MEEM020404.pdf

    and someone else has to oversee and control those robots

    Wishful thinking. There may be one temporary job here - but only until it's recognized that the system can do a better job of monitoring itself. http://inventorspot.com/robot_demonstrates_self_awareness

    , ..., point is, there'll be always jobs, you just have to find and adapt.

    True. There may still be extremely low paying jobs for tasks that are simply too unnecessary to justify spending the capital on a robotic system - such as feeding (or burying) the 6 billion uneducated/unemployed meatbags that on longer serve a purpose other than to consume resources.

  6. Re:FORK IT! on Oracle Removes Java Signatures, Breaking Webstart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right. Then just wait for the patent infringement suits to start rolling in. You can probably safely fork the language as long as you don't try to run the resulting binaries in a VM of any kind.

  7. Re:CareerBuilder Survey? on A Fifth of Telecommuters Work Less Than An Hour Per Day · · Score: 1

    I've telecommuted for the last 15 years. I get to work around 5:30-6AM and work into the wee hours of the night most days. If I would have had to maintain that schedule onsite, I'd probably be dead by now and most certainly would have lost my marriage. Instead, I can work these hours, be there for the kids and wife as needed (though I often get bitched at for staying in my office too much), save on gas and clothing, save on food (just a walk to the kitchen) and still be available for emergencies 24/7 with the ability to get back online with just a few minutes notice.

  8. CareerBuilder Survey? on A Fifth of Telecommuters Work Less Than An Hour Per Day · · Score: 2

    Who can doubt the results of such a scientifically valid survey? Surely it must be accurate. My guess is most of those filling out the survey were doing it from their cubicles at work, pissed off that one of their co-workers was working from home.

  9. $2800.00???? Are you kidding me?? on Razer Announces Dedicated Gaming Laptop · · Score: 1

    Who do they think they are? Apple?

  10. Re:Would be a good fit for CERN LHC on IBM Building 120PB Cluster Out of 200,000 Hard Disks · · Score: 0

    Irregardless

    Irregardless is an informal term commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since it first appeared in the early twentieth century. Most dictionaries list it as "nonstandard" or "incorrect".

  11. In solidarity... on Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot · · Score: 1

    This will be my last post as well...

    PSYCHE!

    Can't rid of me that easy!

    In truth though, as much as I enjoy /., I can't imagine spending the last 14 years posting stories - I'd go fricking MAD, so this probably a good thing. Maybe now you can have a life!

    Best of luck - see you in the funny papers.

  12. Re:How about tit-for-tat? on NYC Mayor Wants Traffic Camera On Every Corner · · Score: 2

    So you think I should have to give up the privacy in my own home before politicians should be required to be transparent?

    I think you are the one who is confused.

    BTW, I am quite familiar with these cameras having recently paid a fine because a portion of my back bumper was still in the intersection when the light turned red. The ticket came in the mail with about four different shots of the vehicle in which the passengers could clearly be seen. While it wasn't a problem for me, I can imaging a scenario where a spouse might get upset if one of the passengers was, well, shall we say inappropriate. The point is, what kind of country are we creating when we are spied on from every angle and our every movement recorded. You may be OK with that, but it gives me the creeps.

  13. How about tit-for-tat? on NYC Mayor Wants Traffic Camera On Every Corner · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see cameras installed in all elected officials offices.

  14. Re:why do this? on IBM Shows Off Brain-Inspired Microchips · · Score: 1

    Jump the shark is what I said and what I meant. Modha has a reputation for over-hyping capabilities in order to drive up interest and ultimately additional R&D dollars. This is fine until the reality does not match the hype and AI gets a black eye over it.

  15. Re:why do this? on IBM Shows Off Brain-Inspired Microchips · · Score: 1

    it's a bit hard to understand what the point of this research is.

    The (unstated) point is that there is a race afoot to be the first to develop a system that will achive AGI.

    For the first time ever, we've entered an era where we are beginning to see hardware powerful enough to perform large scale cortical simulations. Not simple ANNs, but honest to god, biologically accurate simulations of full cortical columns.

    Having said that, Modha's penchant for jumping the shark is well documented. Rather than insisting on nothing less than biologically accurate neural circuitry (as Markram and his Blue Brain project were implementing), Modha has taken the approach that biologically "inspired" is close enough and that massive scalability will result in the fastest route to AGI.

    I know of at least three major, well funded projects attempting to reach human scale brain emulation/simulation, each with their own degree of biological accuracy. As more and more impressive results are showcased, expect more investment in R&D to follow from others (MS, Apple, Oracle, Google) as they will not want to be left behind.

    Buckle you seat-belts folks. I do agree with Modha on one point, we are on the precipice of the "dawn of a new paradigm".

  16. Re:Ok , its a neural net in hardware. Is this new? on IBM Shows Off Brain-Inspired Microchips · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this has been done before , or am I missing something here?

    No, this has not been done before. The neurons being implemented here are (to a limited degree) far closer in functionality to a "real" neuron than a conventional neural net (which isn't really close at all). This project is IBM's takeaway from the Blue Brain project of a couple of years ago. Henry Markram and Modha had a parting of ways over how the neurons were to be implemented. Markram wanted the neurons to be as biologically accurate as possible (at the expense of performance) while Modha felt they were close enough and that scaling up the quantities was what was important. Only time will tell who was correct in the long run.

  17. Re:Commies in space! on NASA Shoots Down Comet Elenin Doomsday Predictions · · Score: 1

    ... as if there were no threat from a comet named "eLenin"!

    They were going to call it iLenin, but Apple threatened to sue.

  18. Re:Please don't use C/C++ on Chrome 14 Beta Integrates Native Client · · Score: 1

    That #include should have been

    #include <cstdarg>

  19. Re:Please don't use C/C++ on Chrome 14 Beta Integrates Native Client · · Score: 1
    It doesn't? Granted, it's not pretty, but "not supported" is a bit strong.

    #include
    using std::va_list;

    .
    .
    .

    va_list list; // for storing information needed by va_start

    va_start( list, count );

    for ( int i = 1; i <= count; i++ )

    total += va_arg( list, double );

    va_end( list );

  20. Re:C++ Making its way to the web? on Chrome 14 Beta Integrates Native Client · · Score: 1

    Judging by the documentation it doesn't even have access to the DOM..

    Sure it does.

    The Native Client module. This module uses the Pepper Library, included in the SDK, which provides the bridge between the Native Client module code and the web page JavaScript and DOM. Currently, the SDK supports the C and C++ languages. When compiled, the extension for this filename is .nexe.

  21. Re:Et tu, Brute? on Google Patents Telling Time · · Score: 1

    Why hypocritical? AFAIK they've never claimed to be patent averse. What they've implied, and stuck to AFAIK, is that they would not use IP to bludgeon their competition. The recently stepped up attempts at acquiring a larger portfolio is clearly a defensive move as they are being assailed on several fronts. This is not to say that at some point they will not become just as "evil" as all other corporations and start suing everyone in sight, but so far they have not.

  22. Re:This is clearly a valid patent on Google Patents Telling Time · · Score: 1

    This is a great defense fans have invented here for Google.

    We should patent it then!

  23. This is clearly a valid patent on Google Patents Telling Time · · Score: 1

    From the supplied (extremely complex) diagram I can see that Google put a great deal of effort into this. Looks like Google is finally learning to play the silly patent game like the rest of corporate America.

  24. In a related story... on Orange Goo Invades Alaskan Village · · Score: 1

    Caviar prices took a dramatic plunge on the futures markets today...

  25. Re:Seriously on Google Accuses Competitors of Abusing Patents Against Android · · Score: 1

    Google tried. It does have deep pockets, but there is a limit. They bid 1.9 Billion, then 2.6 Billion and finally 3.14 Billion (yes, PI!) for the Nortel patents, but they were outbid by the consortium who bid 4.5 Billion. Had they bid 4.6 Billion, the consortium would have surely upped the ante. There is no way Google could have outbid the likes of MS, Apple and Oracle. Their pockets aren't that deep.