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Google Patents Telling Time

theodp writes "Will Google's battle against Microsoft and Apple over their use of 'bogus' patents result in greater scrutiny of its own IP holdings? Take Google's new patent on 'Electronic Shipping Notifications' (please!), which might pique the interest of Amazon.com, UPS, the USPS and others in the shipping business, since providing customers with guesstimates of what time The King of Queens will show up at their door with Christmas presents could now constitute patent infringement. From the patent: 'The broker sends an electronic message, such as an email or text message, to the customer prior to the estimated shipment arrival time to inform the customer of the impending arrival. The customer can thus arrange for someone to be at the shipping address to receive the shipment at the estimated arrival time.' To help the USPTO understand its invention, Google supplied this diagram."

267 comments

  1. Nothing to see here by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chill. It's Google doing this, so it must be okay.

    These are not the absurdly obvious patents you are looking for.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      geeks have turned their backs on google over the last few years.

      at this point, only hardcore fanboys are still defending google and its ad-men.

      the rest of us really have given up on them. you can't use google-based sites anymore unless you have serious j-script and ad blockers. 'do no evil' stopped about 5 years ago.

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here by AJH16 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I wonder if they are intentionally patenting the absurd simply to point out how broken the system is. I know some people don't like ads, but at the end of the day, ads displayed on websites by the choice of those websites as a means of generating revenue is not evil. Trying to make the ads more targeted so as to be meaningful to the user is not evil. It is actually really kind of good. The deal is they take what I want to do anyway and use it to be able to get marketers that I might want to actually hear from to pay for what I want to use and show me other things I may want to use. That is not a bad deal for me, it is in fact far better than the classical model of throwing any old thing in front of me regardless of whether it could have anything to do with my interests and wasting my time while giving me almost nothing for it.

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    3. Re:Nothing to see here by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      you can't use google-based sites anymore unless you have serious j-script and ad blockers. 'do no evil' stopped about 5 years ago.

      What evil does google.com do if you don't have javascript and ad blockers? I'd love to know whether it's just becoming popular to say things like that now, or if they are really doing something evil?

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    4. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It turns out, "Don't Be Evil" is still the unofficial motto of Google, but they've changed the punctuation around a bit,

      It's now "Don't! Be Evil!".

    5. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What evil does google.com do...?

      Google plus. Jumping on the social networking bandwagon, and especially requiring users' real names and information, is a sure sign that Google has jumped the shark.

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    6. Re:Nothing to see here by earls · · Score: 1

      Woot! I have finally graduated to hardcore fanboy! Spew some more generalizations please!

    7. Re:Nothing to see here by bonch · · Score: 0, Troll

      Google even patented the changing of their logo for holiday events, filed by Sergey Brin himself.

    8. Re:Nothing to see here by bonch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I see, so when Google patents absurd things, it's a protest against the patent system. Like when they patented changing their logo for special events and holidays back in 2001. Thank goodness Google is rebelling against the patent system by patenting the invention of "periodically changing story line and/or special event company logo to entice users to access a web page."

    9. Re:Nothing to see here by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I think Google is just trolling the patent office, myself.

      TROLOLO!!

    10. Re:Nothing to see here by drjones78 · · Score: 1

      Google plus is evil?! Ok.....

      Last time I checked, google doesn't check your id when you sign up for gmail, google plus, or any other of their free services. You can use any names you want.

      FUD

    11. Re:Nothing to see here by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Have they sued anyone over that? No? Then what is your point?

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    12. Re:Nothing to see here by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Actually how about - "Don't" Be Evil

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    13. Re:Nothing to see here by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And using google.com requires you to have a Google+ account now?

    14. Re:Nothing to see here by s73v3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean at the top of the fucking page? Where the toolbar would be?

    15. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Google doing this, so it must be okay

      You Google fanbois will excuse anything they do!

    16. Re:Nothing to see here by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Yes, we replaced Google with Bing because MS is so perfect now and those millions of dollars of support Google gives to opensource is just plain evil.

      drama much?

    17. Re:Nothing to see here by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Do you KNOW they have not made people license the "technology".

    18. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you didn't mention DuckDuckGo. So I guess it's still a geek thing.

    19. Re:Nothing to see here by sjames · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they cited buildings replacing their outside lighting with red and green bulbs for the Christmas season as prior art? Or sale flyers with christmas lights or a wreath added to the store logo? Putting a Santa hat on their mascot?

    20. Re:Nothing to see here by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you KNOW they didn't take anyone's pet unicorn hostage until they paid up?

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    21. Re:Nothing to see here by Trufagus · · Score: 1

      As a Google fan this is exactly what I want them to do: get real and start playing the game.

      Google should maintain their general position that the patent system is badly in need of reform and patents shouldn't be used in place of competition, while at the same time playing the patent game like the rest of them.

      You might see that as hypocritical. I see it as working within the system as it is, while trying to change it.

      It's like their position on Flash: they don't really like it and are doing a better job then anyone else of making it redundent (by driving forward open technologies) but they support it because users still want it.

    22. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's what they are doing, but once again they've used a pre-existing idea for their example. The whole point is that Google co-opts, steals, and generally creates nothing unique, much like this diagram (you know it's bad when Microsoft's stuff is more original). Everything they have said or done in their defense up to this juncture only reinforces the ideas behind the grievances toward them. Try not to epically miss the point (yet again) next time, Goog.

    23. Re:Nothing to see here by NotBorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, we could switch to Microsoft's Bing but Google has corrupted those results too. It's too bad because Microsoft is such a big player in the open source world.

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    24. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing evil about anyone patenting obvious things. It would be evil if they sued someone for doing the obvious. But there are also admirable reasons for filing such patents:
      - demonstrate how broken the patent system is.
      - keep a real patent troll from patenting the same thing
      - add to defensive reserve of patents (shouldn't be needed, but in reality is very necessary to deal with attacking patent trolls).

    25. Re:Nothing to see here by jesseck · · Score: 1

      You know, Walmart was recently advertising their Pharmacy services in their store... oh, wait. I'm sorry, marketing companies shouldn't market their own services. Google should purchase ad space on Bing and Yahoo, instead.

    26. Re:Nothing to see here by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I'm always out of mod points when comments like this one are posted...pity.

    27. Re:Nothing to see here by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Holy crap I had no idea there was this much intrigue involved in this.

    28. Re:Nothing to see here by pdabbadabba · · Score: 3, Informative

      As usual, actually reading the patent helps. The patent is not on "shipping" or on "shipment notifications" and is obviously not on "telling time." It is on a process whereby a third party can analyze status information provided by the shipper, possibly in light of historical data, to predict an arrival time (not just date). This sounds like a new and useful service to me.

      As usual, I'm open to the suggestion that this is obvious, but could we at least begin our discussion with a remotely accurate description of what is claimed in the patent? Here's a tip for reading patents: glance at the abstract for context but know that it doesn't mean much; the meat of a patent is in its "Claims" section.

      I agree that there are problems with the patent system, but posts like these get in the way of having real discussions about them. This is totally unserious journalism from a site that will use any excuse to mock the US patent system, actual merits of the patent be damned.

    29. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's OK. Because yesterday, my patent from 1995 called "Writing the word 'Google'... on a computer" was finally granted!

      Woohooo! Now letâ(TM)' see how many googols of the sweet sweet moneyz you have, Larry. Otherwise Sergey gets the lawsuithose again!

    30. Re:Nothing to see here by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's true. I've been told that they do no evil.

    31. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's a classic troll. There is no story and nothing to see here, other than Google is making lots of stupid patent applications. If I were a huge company, I would too. If granted they afford the grantee a temporary monopoly. It's certainly worth the effort to submit as many as possible.

      Personally, I think we should limit patents to companies that pay a certain amount of their revenue in taxes. Thus, if they use the patents to generate taxable revenue, we the people let them have a monopoly. If they are not generating revenue, they don't have a monopoly.

    32. Re:Nothing to see here by kmoser · · Score: 1

      ...Google places its services above others on the search results page regardless of their actual algorithmic placement.

      Placing themselves above others IS the algorithm.

    33. Re:Nothing to see here by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Chill. It's Google doing this, so it must be okay.

      These are not the absurdly obvious patents you are looking for.

      Do they have any other choice? They are being sued out of existence for similar ridiculous patents.

    34. Re:Nothing to see here by dave87656 · · Score: 2

      It's the closed-source gatekeeper of the internet, and Google places its services above others on the search results page regardless of their actual algorithmic placement.

      Okay, I'll bite...
      Google (as in the search engine) doesn't do anything that prevents someone else from doing it better. I could switch to another search engine today if there were a better one. I've tried Bing and it just doesn't get the results that google does. Google has been successful by having better products. It's what this country was built on.

    35. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think this patent was created to prevent others to do something like like that.
      I don't think it was created to point out the broken system either.

      However, I do think that it was created to prevent others to attack them on this kind of notification.
      (Remember the One-Click buy from Amazon)

    36. Re:Nothing to see here by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Being tired of Google's search results largely consisting of rebloggers and sites like alibaba, I switched, and now use duckduckgo instead. Yes, silly name, and very amateurish graphics. The same could be said about Google when they were the new kid on the block.
      duckduckgo simply gives me fewer of the results I don't want, which is why it's won my business. That it also doesn't track its users is another bonus.

    37. Re:Nothing to see here by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      re: duckduckgo

      Sounds interesting. I may give it a try.

    38. Re:Nothing to see here by cheaphomemadeacid · · Score: 0

      Well, of course they should get the patent. However the patent should ONLY be valid for their implementation of that system. Patents should not cover concepts, only implementations.

    39. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      @pdabbadabba:

      A suggestion: This is obvious.

    40. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I agree with Google doing this. If these other organizations are doing this to Google then Google must in turn play the same game to force the same sort of suits against other organizations. This is obviously not the type of behavior we should be encouraging however but until patent reform and copyright reform occurs expect more of this.

    41. Re:Nothing to see here by SRChiP · · Score: 1

      DuckDuckGo uses google\bing search indexes.

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  2. Pizza Tracking by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2

    No! That means no more pizza tracking from Dominoes!!! :-(

    1. Re:Pizza Tracking by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would you order a pizza from that dump, or one of the other God-awful chains, in the first place? Support a local Mom & Pop and starve the beast!

      If that was the only pizza place near me....I'd make my own. You'd have to be seriously deficient in the culinary arts to make a pizza at home that doesn't taste better, and pizza is one of the most retarded easy foods to make. Hell, put it on bagels if you can't handle the crust...10 minutes prep, 10 minutes cook time. Done and done.

    2. Re:Pizza Tracking by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      You still have to make the dough, which takes a lot longer than 10 minutes.

    3. Re:Pizza Tracking by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      You can buy that pre-made, and even the grocery store pizza dough is usually much better than the crap Dominos puts out...

      Still, pizza dough doesn't take that long to make, and it freezes well.

    4. Re:Pizza Tracking by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      You'd have to be seriously deficient in the culinary arts to make a pizza at home that doesn't taste better, and pizza is one of the most retarded easy foods to make.

      Must be, if wops can do it.

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    5. Re:Pizza Tracking by dknight · · Score: 1

      I know you'll think I'm crazy, but I *love* dominos pizza.
      Seriously. I probably have 3-4 pizzas from dominos per week, on the low side. The things most people hate about dominos are precisely the things I like. Though I will admit, they have taken a downturn recently with their "improved" pizza.

      If I can taste the sauce, I'm not happy. Sauce is just there for the cheese to sit on. And the garlic/butter/whatever stuff that they're putting on their hand-tossed crust was good for the first week, but then just got nasty. Pro-tip: Brooklyn style pizza wasnt changed. So I go with that now.

      From time to time I get pizza from other places, since my wife doesnt like them as much as I do, but I never find the local shops to be very good. They tend to be too greasy, and use the wrong (in my opinion) flavors in the wrong places.

    6. Re:Pizza Tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is of course assuming you by absolute blind chance just happen to have all of the ingredients available, all of them good (and don't go on about how a pizza place isn't fresh, I'm referring moreso to 'not rotten because it's been in your fridge for 6 months'), and aren't utterly exhausted after work to go about standing over a counter to cut up and prepare the toppings.

      News flash: Not everyone has all of the ingredients to make something from scratch in their fridge, all in good condition, at all possible times, since if you want pizza on a whim, you're not going to want to go shopping. At that point, it's just a million times easier to just buy a frozen pizza.

      I don't know where you get this 10 minute number from, but it must assume you have somehow magically pre-prepped all of the toppings and ingredients, and have them all lined up and ready to use.

      And by the time you go to the store, buy all of the ingredients, prep them, and get everything set up, your pizza is suddenly $80, took 3 hours of driving, shopping, prepping, cooking, etc, and you'd damned well better eat that entire fucking pizza (or several pizzas) by yourself in the next day or two, before it itself starts to go bad.

      OR, you could spend 1/4 the price and have a ready-made pizza in a half hour.

    7. Re:Pizza Tracking by said213 · · Score: 0

      this post makes sad bear sad.

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    8. Re:Pizza Tracking by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Even with local pizzerias accessible, I still take the cheap and easy option of heating up a frozen pizza.
      I do like slathering pizza stuff on plain bagels though.
      In general, I'd agree that there's plenty of decent stuff that's reasonably easy to cook yourself, so why take the lazy and expensive way out?

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    9. Re:Pizza Tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned to make pizza from scratch last weekend (I'm in the UK and making pizza from scratch is not considered something most people know how to do). It took me 15mins to make the dough, I let it rise for an hour (although I've been told that step isn't entirely necessary) and then it took 10 mins to grate some cheese, chop some toppings and stick it in the oven. I already had everything I needed for the dough (seriously. Flour, yeast, salt, sugar and warm water are not specialty ingredients). I bought some pepperoni, some mozzarella and a pot of tomato sauce. The whole thing took under 2 hours (under 1 if you don't let your dough rise) and cost me around £10. Split between the 3 pizzas I got out of it I'd call that a bargain. If it takes you $80 and 3 hours screwing around you really are doing it wrong.

    10. Re:Pizza Tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, I hate mom and pop stores with a passion.

    11. Re:Pizza Tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is of course assuming you by absolute blind chance just happen to have all of the ingredients available, all of them good

      The only ingredients you'd need to keep in the fridge are bell peppers, onions, mushrooms (canned mushrooms are downright nasty), fresh basil or spinach, and fresh tomatoes. Everything else (meat, dough, cheese - including parmesan, tomato sauce, olives, pineapple) freezes well or comes straight out of a can, plus a few dried spices - garlic, onion, bay, savory, basil, oregano, red pepper. Even if you don't have any of the fresh ingredients you could still make a decent enough pizza from what's frozen, canned, and dried.

      you'd damned well better eat that entire fucking pizza (or several pizzas) by yourself in the next day or two, before it itself starts to go bad

      Pizza will also freeze. Wrap the slices individually in plastic so they don't all stick together. And then you don't have to chop ingredients after work... just dig a slice out of the freezer and throw it in the microwave. Lose the plastic, put it on a plate or paper towel to microwave it.

  3. This is clearly a valid patent by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

    From the supplied (extremely complex) diagram I can see that Google put a great deal of effort into this. Looks like Google is finally learning to play the silly patent game like the rest of corporate America.

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    1. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      I kinda wonder if Google didn't apply for this patent just to show how thoroughly bad the patent system is broken. I mean, come on, this patent is absolutely ridiculous. It can't be that Google doesn't know about it already (it is a search engine company, after all). But if Google can go to court and hold up this patent as being granted, it pretty much calls into question the entire USPTO and every patent they have granted in recent years.

      Unless there is something more to this patent than meets the eye, which seems entirely possible, though unlikely.

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    2. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by bonch · · Score: 1, Troll

      This is a great defense fans have invented here for Google. Every company should use it. "It's okay when we do it! We're just trying to show how bad the patent system is!"

      P.S. They also patented the changing of their logo for holidays back in 2001.

    3. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      This is a great defense fans have invented here for Google.

      We should patent it then!

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    4. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by icebike · · Score: 1

      I kinda wonder if Google didn't apply for this patent just to show how thoroughly bad the patent system is broken. I mean, come on, this patent is absolutely ridiculous. It can't be that Google doesn't know about it already

      Oh, come on.
      It was filed in 2007, not last week.

      If you had read it, rather than rushing in to bad mouth google, you would have seen that there were elements that were unique back in 2007.

      Hint:: see claim #16.

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    5. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by s73v3r · · Score: 0

      Doubtful. And if you're gonna hate on other companies for filing retarded patents, you should hate on Google for this one too.

    6. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by Americano · · Score: 1

      Really? Because I haven't wondered that at all.

      Google is happily trying to play both sides of the issue:
      - Poor besieged underdog when somebody else is alleging they infringe on something;
      - Really nice guys, and titans of innovation and industry whose ideas are just being jacked left and right by all their competitors, if they happen to hold a patent relevant to the domain;

      Do you really think for a second that if Bing started really chipping away at Google's search business, that Google wouldn't find a half a dozen patents that Microsoft is infringing on? Problem is, Google doesn't hold a lot of patents in the areas where their competitors are making all their money, because they're releasing a host of "me too" responses to the products of their competitors, rather than in-house or home-grown innovations.

    7. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by Wovel · · Score: 1

      It is from 2007. Google has been a big player in the patent game since they opened their doors.

    8. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Expecting /. Users to read anything in context is like asking chickens to do calculus.

    9. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate on other companies for litigating with retarded patents, which I don't think they've done... Filing this kind of ridiculous trash is an unfortunate necessity with the patent system as it is.

    10. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      Expecting /. Users to read anything in context is like asking chickens to do calculus.

      idea for a band name: calculus cacciatore.

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    11. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by mcvos · · Score: 1

      There's still one big difference between Google and all the others: Google hasn't sued anyone for violating their patents yet. And didn't they also have some initiative to share patents with anyone on the condition that they wouldn't sue anyone over patents? My impression is that Google is still on the side of Good in the patent wars. That impression will change as soon as Google sues or threatens any company not involved in stupid patent games.

    12. Re:This is clearly a valid patent by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Do you really think for a second that if Bing started really chipping away at Google's search business, that Google wouldn't find a half a dozen patents that Microsoft is infringing on?

      The moment Google needs patents to fight competition is the moment they're dead. Google relies on gathering more information than anyone else, and having better algorithms to make use of that information. If they ever fall behind there, no amount of patent lawsuits can save them.

  4. I know this is a defensive move but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    telling time... really? this patent thing is going WAY out of line

  5. Maybe Now Apple Will Think Twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe now Apple with think twice about suing Google for selling a mobile OS that's better than the iPhone.

    Defensive patents are an important weapon in the war against iFascism.

  6. cookie-happy site (here's the text, fuck the link) by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

    too many cookie requests! so to screw them back, here's the article for all that its worth:


    Google’s battle against Microsoft and Apple over their use of “bogus” patents promises to result in greater scrutiny of its own intellectual property holdings. And we have a hunch that Amazon.com, UPS, the U.S. Postal Service and pretty much everyone else in the shipping business will be highly interested in this new addition to Google’s portfolio.

    The search giant this week was awarded a patent on electronic shipping notifications, of all things. Here’s the abstract, explaining the approach.

    A broker facilitates customer purchases from merchants. Shippers ship shipments containing the purchases from merchants to the customers. A shipper identifies a shipment using a shipment identifier. The broker uses the shipment identifier to obtain the status information for the shipment from the shipper. The broker analyzes the status information in combination with other information to calculate an estimate of the time that the shipment will arrive at the customer’s address. The broker sends an electronic message, such as an email or text message, to the customer prior to the estimated shipment arrival time to inform the customer of the impending arrival. The customer can thus arrange for someone to be at the shipping address to receive the shipment at the estimated arrival time.

    Of course, the real test is whether Google will assert the patent against anyone who does something similar, as Microsoft and Apple are doing against Android with their own patents.

    In the meantime, we’ll be left scratching our heads over the need to patent something like this.

    man, last time I leave cookies enabled on FF's prefbar. sheesh! I had forgotton how NASTY some sites really are.

    fuck them. so here's the text - no need to visit their damned site.

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  7. Perhaps Google is only trying to make a point? by scottbomb · · Score: 0

    "Illustrating absurdity by being absurd." - a phrase commonly used by Rush Limbaugh.

    Excuse me while I go patent running water.

    1. Re:Perhaps Google is only trying to make a point? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Irony - gotta love it.

    2. Re:Perhaps Google is only trying to make a point? by bonch · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and everyone else is "trying to make a point" too. How awesome of Google to be just like everyone else when it comes to patents.

  8. And no telephone notifications either by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Telephone systems are electronic. Calling up the customer by phone and telling them you'll be there around 3pm is therefore delivering an electronic message. There's prior art, but getting the messenger service or the pizza or the cable repair guy to actually show up around 3pm is a bit more tricky.

    The diagram was "Page 6 of 6" and showed steps 610-616 - perhaps the useful and novel part of the patent was in steps 1-500?

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  9. I suspect by JayRott · · Score: 0

    ... they are doing this to prove a point about the patent landscape. If that is the case, I'd call it a success. The more people are exposed to how grossly fucked the USPTO is the more aware of how frivolous all these IP lawsuits truly are.

    1. Re:I suspect by Wovel · · Score: 1

      I suspect you did not even read the entire summary, let alone the actual patent.

    2. Re:I suspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing more ornery than a know it all geek.

  10. Useful, novel, and non-obvious by _0xd0ad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    perhaps the useful and novel part of the patent was in steps 1-500?

    Perhaps. But where's the non-obvious part?

    1. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by tycoex · · Score: 1

      Does not the word "novel" basically include non-obvious?

    2. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, no.

      Nonobviousness means "sufficient difference from what has been used or described before that a person having ordinary skill in the area of technology related to the invention would not find it obvious to make the change". Novelty just means there isn't prior art.

      http://smallbusiness.findlaw.com/patent/obtain-patent/useful-novel-nonobvious.html

      So if a pizza chain decides that instead of calling you 10 minutes before the delivery guy arrives like their competition does, they'll have their delivery guy send you a text message, that isn't nonobvious enough to be patented. Texting is an obvious alternative to calling someone, even if nobody else has used it for that specific purpose.

    3. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Having wasted a lot of my life waiting for deliveries, I'd say the non-obvious part is in actually making it work to an accuracy of less than a Saturnian season.

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    4. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by sjames · · Score: 1

      Literally any human action was at one instance novel. Most of them were perfectly obvious once the prerequisites were in place and an actual need arose. There's probably uncountable perfectly obvious actions that nobody has yet taken simply because the exact circumstances that would call for that action haven't come up.

      For an example, shooing the penguin out of the driver's seat before going to work would be completely obvious IF I ever found a penguin in the driver's seat. Since I have never had a penguin get into my car, it would also be novel. If I had time and money shooting out of my ears, I might even think to patent it just for the hell of it.

    5. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, if they install a GPS tracker on the delivery guy's car and somehow figured out a way to robo-call the customer at appropriate time, that would be worthy of a patent (in my eyes).
      Determining how long that patent should be valid is another topic.

    6. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Car Analogy. Evah.

    7. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by billstewart · · Score: 1

      Ok, fine, "perhaps the useful, novel, and non-obvious part of the patent was in steps 1-500?" Happy now?

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    8. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      That is sort of what they're doing. Except they're not installing GPS in the driver's car, they're using historical data to predict arrival times and sending (e.g.) a text message with the estimate.

    9. Re:Useful, novel, and non-obvious by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I think its buried underneath the mass of lawsuits arising from Amazon's 'one-click' patent.

  11. Google's Response by russlar · · Score: 0

    They see me trollin', they hatin'.

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  12. Maybe they're making a point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has succeeded in patenting the act of estimating when a package will get somewhere. If this doesn't make people think "hmm maybe patents aren't such a good idea" then I don't know what will

    I just about think that making abuse of the system extremely obvious is the only way to get lawmakers to recognize there is something wrong. If I were Google, I'd file as many bogus patents as I possibly could and bring to attention the fact you can patent the process of making toast.

    1. Re:Maybe they're making a point? by bonch · · Score: 1

      So this is like the twentieth "They're just making a point!" post from Google fans. Ignoring the fact that every other company could claim that too, did you know Sergey Brin filed a patent for Google Doodles--a.k.a., the changing of their logo for special events and holidays?

      The patent describes their revolutionary method of simply uploading a new logo:

      "A non-transitory computer-readable medium that stores instructions executable by one or more processors to perform a method for attracting users to a web page, comprising: instructions for creating a special event logo by modifying a standard company logo for a special event, where the instructions for creating the special event logo includes instructions for modifying the standard company logo with one or more animated images; instructions for associating a link or search results with the special event logo, the link identifying a document relating to the special event, the search results relating to the special event; instructions for uploading the special event logo to the web page; instructions for receiving a user selection of the special event logo; and instructions for providing the document relating to the special event or the search results relating to the special event based on the user selection."

  13. That explains a lot by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

    Well, now we know why we can never a package on time from anybody. It is because Google Patented the ETA system for package delivery.

    1. Re:That explains a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, now we know why we can never a package on time from anybody.

      Did they verbs too, buttmunch?

  14. Patent Trolling by JaZz0r · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like Google is playing the system as it is currently designed to be played - but with a different intent. I hope they continue to file for more and more ridiculous patents until the real patent trolls (or, more importantly, the government) have nothing left but to call for reform.

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    1. Re:Patent Trolling by noahm · · Score: 2

      Sounds to me like Google is playing the system as it is currently designed to be played - but with a different intent. I hope they continue to file for more and more ridiculous patents until the real patent trolls (or, more importantly, the government) have nothing left but to call for reform.

      Why do slashdotters insist on reading some kind of noble intent into this, just because it's Google? If Microsoft or Yahoo! or somebody like that did it, they'd be mass outcry. Google, and all the other big corporate names, patent things like this to give them more ammunition in the inevitable patent battles that come up from time to time with their competitors. Eventually, somebody will get pissed at Google and sue them for some kind of patent infringement. Google will then compile a counter suit, alleging infringement of all sorts of patents like this one, and the two parties will settle out of court by signing some kind of cross-licensing agreement. That's how the game is played, and Google is not going to play it any less effectively than anybody else.

    2. Re:Patent Trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... because Google has publicly said that the patent system is broken, called for reform, and stated that they need patents (even baseless ones) simply to defend their innovative products from frivolous attacks?

    3. Re:Patent Trolling by bonch · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just like they were being purely defensive when they bid on mobile patents all for themselves while refusing an offer to jointly bid with others across the industry.

      I think Slashdot has drilled the idea of "patents = bad" into its readers for so long that the idea of one of the presumed good guys being just as bad as the rest has blown their minds. The comments here are awash with a sea of "They're just doing it to make a point" posts--never mind that they didn't announce this themselves or publicly proclaim their intent, which they would have done if it was to prove some kind of point.

    4. Re:Patent Trolling by Americano · · Score: 1

      And it's funny that you believe that.

      If Google was such a fan of openness and anti-patent, they wouldn't file for patents, they'd produce defensive publications, showing that they developed the technique, but rather than patent it, they've opened it up and created prior art (in the form of the defensive publication) preventing anybody ELSE from patenting it.

      They could nullify bullshit patents, and further the cause of openness and free-as-in-freedom in one fell swoop, protecting their products, and actually doing good. Instead they shout on one hand about how broken the patent system is, and on the other hand, file for patent after patent in order to protect their business just like everybody else is doing.

    5. Re:Patent Trolling by noahm · · Score: 1

      But again, when Microsoft says the same thing, slashdotters hear something completely different. Maybe they all want the same thing, but like I said, Google will not play this game any less effectively than anybody else as long as the current rules are in place.

    6. Re:Patent Trolling by Willuz · · Score: 1

      Except that the US patent reform act currently in congress will be shifting to a preference for patents over prior art because it will reduce litigation. Of course this screws all the small startups who don't have the money to patent every little detail of a new product. Google has the money so the MUST patent every mundane detail of every application. This doesn't make Google good or bad, it just costs more money to play the game. Congress is upping the ante at the table so only the big boys can play.

    7. Re:Patent Trolling by Americano · · Score: 1

      Well, since it's so bad for scrappy startups and favors entrenched interests, I can only assume that Google is lobbying feverishly against this, given their preferences for openness, transparency, and eliminating bogus patents, unlike all those other big players who just abuse the patent system to secure their own business models?

      With 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS spent on lobbying in Q1 of 2011 (source), Google must surely take this issue very seriously. Of course, they take buying bogus patents and perpetuating the existing system 2,616 times MORE seriously than lobbying for reform, as evidenced by their 3.14 Billion bid for a bunch of "bogus" patents, which they assured us they would ONLY use for self-defense, completely unlike all those other companies who are just big meany-head bullies.

      Google: "Do No Evil. But if you MUST do evil, be sure to spend a little time and money to make it appear like you're not doing any evil, because those dumb rubes won't know the difference anyway."

    8. Re:Patent Trolling by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      Microsoft uses its patents against others offensively, Google doesn't.

    9. Re:Patent Trolling by noahm · · Score: 1

      Microsoft uses its patents against others offensively, Google doesn't.

      I never said anything to the contrary. I simply said that Google is stockpiling patents like this as ammunition for use in patent wars. Possibly purely for defensive purposes, but stockpiling none the less. Armed with patents such as this, Google is well positioned to launch a counter attack, as I described earlier in this thread, should some more litigious company decide to come after them for something.

      If Google really was using this patent to demonstrate the brokenness of the system, don't you think they'd be drawing more attention to it? You'd think they'd at least have said something on their public policy blog. There's not much point in protesting if you don't tell anybody you're doing it.

    10. Re:Patent Trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Slashdot has drilled the idea of "patents = bad" into its readers

      No, you don't.

  15. Purolator by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    called me on their phone/smart phone about making sure someone was at the house for my last two orders from Dell.

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    1. Re:Purolator by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 1

      Nice! I might spring the $14.99 for proper shipping form Purolator instead of relying on Futureshop's default free Canada Post overnight delivery.

      Canada Post (the f-ers) left my brand new (free!) XBox on the step in full view of the street with a threatening thunderstorm. Fortunately the retired couple across the street noticed and picked it up before either the weather or someone untrustworthy did.

  16. LOL ... with a computer ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is about as close as I've seen to a "System for accomplishing a well known task with a computer".

    This patent sounds like complete rubbish. I'm pretty sure that FedEx and several other companies have been giving me an estimate as to when my parcel will arrive for some number of years.

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    1. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by marga · · Score: 1

      Even though it's still obvious and quite plainly not patentable, what the patent says is that _the broker_ (i.e. not _the shipper_) 'pushes' the estimate the client.

      So, it's not the same as inputting your tracking number into a FedEx website, because it's A) a separate entity B) it's a push rather than a pull.

      That is not to say that other people don't do exactly this, but still, it's better to really know what's being patented here.

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    2. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Had you read the patent you would have seen that systems from UPS and DHL were already in place when this patent was filed back in 2007.

      But those just guessed on the delivery time based on plane flights and truck time etc.

      This one contained a more real-time estimate based on ACTUAL transit times to similar geographic locations. This was not common in 2007. Back then you got a best guess.

      I understand that its fun to poke fun at Google and the patent office. And its a whole lot easier than reading the actual patent isn't it?

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    3. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      The patent claims a "delivery estimate and notification system" that is calculated by a third party (a "broker system"), since FedEx/UPS is the shipper, not the broker of the sale, their current and pre-existing tracking systems are not in conflict with the invention.

      Moreover the patent claims that the utility of the invention is in that estimates provided by the shipper are typically inaccurate, forcing the receiver to wait for "days" at home, meanwhile playing hooky from work and school as to not miss the delivery, and therefore an this ancillary calculation of estimated delivery arrival time, carried out on the broker's computer system, is needed to provide a better estimate of delivery time, in other words its a hack to fix a broken system. Now, maybe that was the case back in 2007 when this was filed but in all my dealings with FedEx and UPS in the past couple of years their estimates of the day and time of delivery are extremely accurate even for long shipments several days out. One can also subscribe to get notifications of shipment status directly from the shipper, which sidesteps this patent entirely which only covers those notifications coming from a broker.

      Based on this my conclusion is that this patent is useless and simply irrelevant.

    4. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      This one contained a more real-time estimate based on ACTUAL transit times to similar geographic locations. This was not common in 2007. Back then you got a best guess.

      Yeah, but you're describing an incremental improvement to a process that's been in place for most of the last decade.

      Is that really the intent of a patent? I'm inclined to think not.

      However, the trend seems to be to patent something people have been doing for years but with one more component. That doesn't make for a novel invention, that makes for a minor refinement.

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    5. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      This one contained a more real-time estimate based on ACTUAL transit times to similar geographic locations. This was not common in 2007. Back then you got a best guess.

      Yeah, but you're describing an incremental improvement to a process that's been in place for most of the last decade.

      Is that really the intent of a patent? I'm inclined to think not.

      However, the trend seems to be to patent something people have been doing for years but with one more component. That doesn't make for a novel invention, that makes for a minor refinement.

      And of course you are free to use such systems minus this one improvement.

      The wright brothers patented their airplane.
      Does that mean that boeing and airbus have nothing to patent?

      The technology of the world progresses by baby steps.

      Measuring ACTUAL delivery times of packages to NEARBY addresses is neither trivial or obvious. No one else did so back in 2007.

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    6. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by westlake · · Score: 1

      This is about as close as I've seen to a "System for accomplishing a well known task with a computer".

      Everything the computer does could be done by simpler machines or with pen and paper --- assuming you have unlimited time, money and manpower.

      The tractor with a PTO and three-point hitch replaced the plow horse.

      The tasks are the same (preparing the ground, harvesting the grain, and so on.) But there are vast improvements in efficiency and safety, if you do it right.

    7. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many number of years has that been? This patent was requested in 2007

    8. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by PoolOfThought · · Score: 1

      "Other companies have been giving me an estimate as to when my parcel will arrive for some number of years."

      Ever try filing a patent application? Ever had one approved? How long did that process take? Give a patent lawyer a call and find out what your expected time is from the filing of the application to the granting of the patent itself. They will respond with an answer that ends with "years". It's plausible that Google filed for this patent before the other folks started using it even if they have been doing it for years.

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    9. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by PoolOfThought · · Score: 1

      From your comment it sounds as if as an advisor to Google you would recommend they never persue this patent. I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm guessing Google's folks win out in the IP valuation genre. Here's why.

      Surely this patent is for any carrier (but it need not be to have value). As an example they may have cited FEDEX or UPS, but I'm confident they used more generic terminology in their claims. How many other carriers provide accurate notifications of delivery. There are thousands of carriers (yes I'm including parcel, LTL, and TL, rail, ocean freight, and heavyair, etc). Again, I'd be surprised it Google didn't have the forsight to include language making this extendable to more than just the single mode of transportation known as parcel. Even if the patent is called "parcel notification by google" that doesn't mean it is only parcel. You call it what you want. You summarize what you want. But that patented material is in the claims. I'm betting those claims mention more than one carrier (or none at all). I'm straying though.

      What's to keep UPS and FEDEX from just saying "eff-it. It's too expensive to maintain and serve all this tracking crap and most people don't use it. We'll charge per view from now on... or we'll charge a subscription." You can't always trust that just because someone provides a service now that they will choose to always do so. Google has positioned themselves to step in and either do it better than the carriers or, in the event that the carriers get out of that type of work altogether, instead of the carriers. Hell, now that I think about it maybe Google's idea was to be a contracter of all of these carriers and do their tracking reporting for them.... noone else can do so now right? Maybe the patent isn't as useless and simply irrelevant as you think?

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    10. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFP. No, really, read it. By which I mean the claims, not the abstract.

      As marga notes, it's about the broker (e.g. Google Checkout) doing it. (marga goes on to uselessly mention "push" vs. "pull", which of course UPS et al. do offer (aka track-by-email)... so that's kinda bullshit, marga!)

      Moreover, the two main claims (one for a method, and one for a system essentially implementing that method; all other claims are dependent on one of these) specifically include periodically querying the delivery company until it ships and the broker gets an estimated arrival date, then stopping the periodic queries until a day before the estimated arrival, and then resuming them to message the recipient once it's "out for delivery". I'm not aware of anyone doing that (with or without computers) -- and if you're not doing that, you're not infringing.
      Is it "non-obvious"? Questionably. (Some of the specific dependent claims are less obvious, BTW.)
      Is it "what everyone else does, but with computers"? Hell no -- which is how I know you didn't RTFP.

      Also, filed in 2007 -- so without explicating "some number of years" as greater than 4, your statement means nothing. (Of course, they have been doing simple tracking for more than 4 years -- in fact implementing this patent depends on their tracking system -- but do consider it if you try to come up with something like the patent's claimed invention that people were doing without computers.)

    11. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Hmmm ... maybe I should patent a method where neither the broker nor the shipper, but a third party pushes the message. Too obvious? I don't think so!

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    12. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The technology of the world progresses by baby steps.

      Mostly, it does. But that doesn't mean every baby step should be patentable. Patents are (or should be) for the occasional big leap.

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    13. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon informs me of the estimate when I order something and it shipped by UPS. If the estimate changes, amazon informs me of that as well. Not sure how I see something novel here.

    14. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't mean every baby step should be patentable. Patents are (or should be) for the occasional big leap.

      I'm not sure you get to make that decision. There is no definition of big.

      Trivial and obvious to one skilled in the art is the definition we have, See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventive_step_and_non-obviousness

      As one of the first companies to have a good nation wide database of geo-codeed street addresses, its clear that google was in a good position to come up with a means to determine what addresses are close to each other via a computer, and then be able to measure actual (as opposed to estimated) transit times.

      If it were obvious, or trivial it would have been in wide use in 2007.

      Retrospect is not the best lens with which to view the advancement of technology.

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    15. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Shippers won't stop using tracking systems, not losing things and keeping the operation efficient is their life-blood.

      However Google could practice this invention by building a master package tracking system that spanned multiple shipping vendors, this could be integrated for example into the google apps platform and/or an android app. Integrated services are essentially the life-blood of google (actually, adwords, but the integration is what drives users to their service).

      In some organizations there are people who literally spend all day tracking packages on FedEx, FedEx has an app just for doing that built on Adobe AIR. However I for one find the FedEx software design to be atrocious.

      So yeah, probably not worthless after all...

    16. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that FedEx and several other companies have been giving me an estimate as to when my parcel will arrive for some number of years.

      And you still haven't received it?

    17. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Is that really the intent of a patent?
      Yes. Yes it is. The rules for patent are specifically in place for that and always has been.
      If you take item 1 and add item 2, you now have a new item.

      "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;"

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    18. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That has never been their intent; mostly because out founding fathers where pretty smart and new giant leaps NEVER HAPPEN in science.

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    19. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Good luck flying a modern supersonic stealth fighter with 'Pen and paper'

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    20. Re:LOL ... with a computer ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, Yes, 8 months.

      However that was before they changed the funding of the PTO.

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  17. Patent Title != Patent Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI: I've done a cut and paste below of the broadest independent claim (this is what the patent covers, not the title or the figure that's cited). To infringe this claim, you would have to do every one of these steps:

    1. A method of providing notification of impending delivery of a shipment shipped by a shipper to a shipping address specified by a customer, comprising:

    periodically querying, by a broker computer system independent of the shipper and a merchant and which enabled the customer to purchase an item contained in the shipment from the merchant, a shipper computer system to obtain status information for the shipment with each query, wherein a periodic query of the shipment computer system comprises:

    requesting status information from the shipper computer system by providing a shipment identifier of the shipment to the shipper computer system; and

    receiving status information in response thereto;

    responsive to status information obtained with a periodic query indicating an estimated delivery date for the shipment, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and scheduling the restart of periodic queries of the shipper computer system a day prior to the estimated delivery date;

    restarting, by the broker computer system, periodic queries of the shipper computer system the day prior to the estimated delivery date to obtain updated status information with each query;

    responsive to updated status information obtained with a periodic query indicating that the shipment is out for delivery to the customer, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and calculating an estimated delivery time for the shipment based at least in part on the status information; and

    sending, by the broker computer system, an electronic message including the estimated delivery time to the customer.

    1. Re:Patent Title != Patent Scope by icebike · · Score: 1

      Oh, thank you for the cut and paste. Why I might never have known the content without your diligent efforts.

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  18. Yep by symbolset · · Score: 2

    This is Google poking fun at the patent office. They probably have hundreds of these in the pipeline, all with the same purpose: find out "How stupid a patent can you get?"

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    1. Re:Yep by Coren22 · · Score: 0

      Patent troll patents something absurd, then starts suing everyone under the sun: "This is an abomination. It's proof that the patent system is completely broken! Viva la revolución!"

      There, FTFY. You got your /. meme wrong.

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    2. Re:Yep by zget · · Score: 1

      This is Google poking fun at the patent office. They probably have hundreds of these in the pipeline, all with the same purpose: find out "How stupid a patent can you get?"

      Now seriously. This is just on the side where I don't know if you're serious or poking fun at the Google fanboys who really believe that Google is some kind of new jesus on earth. If this was Microsoft patenting this there would be huge outcry about it. But when it's Google, it's suddenly "poking fun at the patent office" and trying to find some kind of higher meaning in it. There isn't one. They patented it because they also do specialize in such applications. It's strictly for business purposes, not some kind of "poking fun at the system".

    3. Re:Yep by icebike · · Score: 1

      This is Google poking fun at the patent office. They probably have hundreds of these in the pipeline, all with the same purpose: find out "How stupid a patent can you get?"

      It could be, but they filed this in 2007. That is long before Google was on its current anti-patent abuse crusade. I doubt even Google was prescient enough to predict in 2007 that they would be bad mouthing the entire patent trolling industry in 2011.

      There is one interesting difference (which the summary and the linked article fail to mention):

      16. The system of claim 15, wherein the arrival prediction module is further adapted to determine actual delivery times for previous shipments to locations geographically proximate to the shipping address specified by the customer.

      We have all received shipment notifications via email, some of which were automated as far back as 1995 ( found in my saved mail folder from that date). But these were at best notifications of shipping and best guesses on transit time.

      The patent examiner even cited news releases from DHL and UPS showing similar technology was in use a year before this filing and the filing itself cites patents issued dating back to 2000 which, in turn, were filed in 1996.

      All the cited patents simply notified of a shipment being sent, some included an estimate of delivery, but none cited measured delivery time based on similar shipments to nearby addresses.

      Because this patent was in fact issued, the examiner must have thought that some aspect of it was dissimilar enough from existing practices to warrant the patent.

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    4. Re:Yep by Trillan · · Score: 1

      So you're of the "This is Google, we can trust them" school of thought?

    5. Re:Yep by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Because this patent was in fact issued, the examiner must have thought that some aspect of it was dissimilar enough from existing practices to warrant the patent.

      AND not plainly obvious is where it tends to fall down.

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    6. Re:Yep by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Regardless of Google's motivation, the fact that something so stupidly obvious which has been available for years from other companies can be patented is an abomination and is proof that the patent system is broken.

    7. Re:Yep by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Given that both pharmacies and pizza delivery have for decades told people electronically (i.e. by phone) when something will be ready for pickup or will arrive, merely moving the communications medium to the Internet does not make the idea new.

    8. Re:Yep by AJH16 · · Score: 2

      In fairness, it probably is also for business purposes of protecting themselves from law suits from someone else patenting it. They have to defend themselves and if they can have more absurd ones and sit on them, then why not? When they start going after people for patent violations, then I will agree they are being evil, but until such a time as they use their patents in an offensive way rather than a defensive way there is no story.

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    9. Re:Yep by icebike · · Score: 1

      Given that both pharmacies and pizza delivery have for decades told people electronically (i.e. by phone) when something will be ready for pickup or will arrive, merely moving the communications medium to the Internet does not make the idea new.

      Easy when you live just down the block.

      Pretty hard when you ship across country to an address that might be 50 miles from the nearest UPS/FedEx office.
      Until you have an exhaustive database of geo-coded streets (Google Maps) and history of ACTUAL cross country deliver times, its strictly guess work.

      The fact that it the notification was delivered electronically was NOT what they were patenting. Go read the patent.

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    10. Re:Yep by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The patent system will only be reviewed when those with money and patents agree with those with money and no patents that it needs review. The more insane patents awarded, the sooner that will happen. Proof of the system being broken by people patenting the wheel will not advance the demise of the patent system.

    11. Re:Yep by tftp · · Score: 1

      All the cited patents simply notified of a shipment being sent, some included an estimate of delivery, but none cited measured delivery time based on similar shipments to nearby addresses.

      When I ship via UPS I don't want an estimate of how long does it typically take to deliver. I'm signing a contract with UPS, and if I ask for next day afternoon delivery then it better be next day afternoon. In other words, there should be no correlation between deliveries yesterday and deliveries today. If UPS has a driver that spends most of the day home and slaps stickers "Business closed" on all packages then they should deal with that instead of calculating averages and adjusting the delivery date.

    12. Re:Yep by Renraku · · Score: 1

      But there will be. Say your previous package arrives at your place at 3:10PM, and the one before that at 3:05PM, and the one before that at 4:10PM, and the one before that at 3:19PM. It's pretty safe to say that your package will arrive somewhere between 3 and 4PM, right?

      You know this by heart, but imagine if your neighbor did a bunch of shipping and you didn't..and wanted to know around when it would arrive. In some places, an hour of time can be the difference between you getting your packages and your neighbor getting them and feigning ignorance.

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    13. Re:Yep by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Not everyone gets next-day shipping. If the "contract" says my package can arrive anywhere between Wednesday and Saturday, it'd be nice to have a heads-up on the day it actually gets here.

    14. Re:Yep by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that google doesn't use these patents to prevent others from competing.

    15. Re:Yep by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      AND not plainly obvious is where it tends to fall down.

      Thank you. But isn't that true of all of these stupid patents that are getting issued. Most of them also fall apart on previous usage "prior art". IIRC, one of the patents Google is getting sued for is the practice of marking items for clean up (garbage collection) as they are traversing lists looking for something else and noticing that some items in that list are no longer needed. We were doing that in 1983. It's just common sense.

    16. Re:Yep by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Patents don't work how you think. _Every_ claim in the patent counts: you don't have to infringe all of them together to be infringing the patent. I haven't looked at this one, but just because claim 16 is a rather interesting refinement of the system, doesn't mean you have to be doing what claim 16 claims to be in violation of the patent. If you violate claim 1, you're in violation of the patent.

      Of course, you could argue for a re-examination of the patent that strikes every claim _but_ claim 16, but until that happens, all the other claims have force.

    17. Re:Yep by mcvos · · Score: 2

      The moment Google actually sues anyone over a patent (and I don't care how innovative that patent is), that's when Google has really turned evil. Google used to not believe in patents. Not so long ago, they had barely any patents for a company of that size. They only started to acquire patents because others (Oracle especially) started suing them, and they needed ammo to defend themselves. It still sucks that they're using patents as ammo at all, but unfortunately that seems to be how the system currently works, and Google may not have much choice in submitting to that system.

      It seems like a neverending cycle. Sun didn't believe in patents either, until IBM sued them for violating lots of unspecified patents. Then, Sun started to patent like crazy, so they'd be able to defend themselves in the future. Sun got bought by Oracle, which now uses Sun's crazy patents to sue Google, another patent unbeliever now forced to acquire patents. And who knows what those patents will be used for in the future? It's a sucky system that we need to get out of, because it's stifling innovation and competition.

    18. Re:Yep by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You can trust Google to use absolutely everything they know about you to serve you more effective ads. You can trust them to give lots of cool stuff away for free, just so they can collect more information about you. You can also trust them to only rely on information and algorithms, rather than patents, to get their competitive edge. But they do seem to need patents to defend themselves against lawsuits from their competitors, or more accurately, from companies who don't really compete with Google at all, because they're active in a market that's threatened with destruction by Google giving stuff away for free.

    19. Re:Yep by IrquiM · · Score: 2

      Google-Jesus is not perfect, but he's certainly better than Microsoft-Jesus and Apple-Jesus!

      That being said, I'm an Atheist.

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    20. Re:Yep by icebike · · Score: 1

      Yes, you, do have to infring all claims to be in violation.

      You've been wrong about that this whole time, which is why you think this particular patent, and similar ones are so ridiculous.

      Do some research.

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    21. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Google poking fun at the patent office. They probably have hundreds of these in the pipeline, all with the same purpose: find out "How stupid a patent can you get?"

      Hold the phone! I have a patent on both making fun of the patent office, and getting stupid patents. Google, you can expect to hear from my lawyer.

    22. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, there should be no correlation between deliveries yesterday and deliveries today

      In other other words, you don't know what correlation means.

    23. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. You're wrong.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_infringement_under_United_States_law

      The single most common defense to patent infringement is a counter-attack on the patent itself, i.e., the validity of the patent and the allegedly infringed claims. Even if the patent is valid, the plaintiff must still prove that every element of at least one claim was infringed.

      If every element of one claim is infringed, it violates the patent. Or - hell - just read the language in a fucking patent. They claim many processes, not one; that's why it's given as a numbered list. They didn't patent one thing; they patented 18 things.

      What is claimed:

      1. A method of providing notification of impending delivery of a shipment shipped by a shipper to a shipping address specified by a customer, comprising: periodically querying, by a broker computer system independent of the shipper and a merchant and which enabled the customer to purchase an item contained in the shipment from the merchant, a shipper computer system to obtain status information for the shipment with each query, wherein a periodic query of the shipment computer system comprises: requesting status information from the shipper computer system by providing a shipment identifier of the shipment to the shipper computer system; and receiving status information in response thereto; responsive to status information obtained with a periodic query indicating an estimated delivery date for the shipment, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and scheduling the restart of periodic queries of the shipper computer system a day prior to the estimated delivery date; restarting, by the broker computer system, periodic queries of the shipper computer system the day prior to the estimated delivery date to obtain updated status information with each query; responsive to updated status information obtained with a periodic query indicating that the shipment is out for delivery to the customer, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and calculating an estimated delivery time for the shipment based at least in part on the status information; and sending, by the broker computer system, an electronic message including the estimated delivery time to the customer.

      2. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic message notifies the customer of an impending arrival of the shipment at the shipping address responsive to the estimated delivery time.

      3. The method of claim 1, wherein the estimated delivery time comprises a precise estimate of a time within a day when the shipment will arrive at the shipping address.

      etc.

      That isn't written in the form of a list by accident. They are claiming every single one of those methods. Sure, each builds upon a predecessor, but they haven't only patented the final complete process; their lawyers broke it down and patented every useful, novel, and nonobvious (and probably a few that weren't) step along the way. Violating the first claim is enough to violate the patent, as long as a court rules that the claim was indeed patentable (useful, novel, nonobvious).

    24. Re:Yep by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Oh, you run Eunuchs?

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    25. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldnt it be G+sus?

    26. Re:Yep by obscuro · · Score: 1

      You can accomplish that by patenting and then "open sourcing" the patent. If all they're doing is filing these shitty patents and there's no evidence that they are widening their own claim to include the world.... FAIL.

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    27. Re:Yep by tftp · · Score: 1

      If the "contract" says my package can arrive anywhere between Wednesday and Saturday, it'd be nice to have a heads-up on the day it actually gets here.

      Slashdot, in its infinite wisdom, doesn't allow to reply to several comments at once; so this will have to do.

      The trick here is the complications, legal and psychological, that arise from this promise. UPS can probably deal with the former, using notices in small font that these are just estimates and they have no legal meaning etc. etc.

      However the customer will be still very much displeased if he, using these estimates, takes a day off, stays at home on Thursday, and nothing happens. Then he goes to work on Friday, and upon coming home finds a door tag that says "we will deliver on Saturday" - so he has to sit at home on Saturday as well.

      In other words, UPS would need to pretty much guarantee the delivery date to the day (or to the hour) or else they take flak. But more difficult deliveries, like international, are given a range exactly because there is no way to know how long will it take to go through customs or how good the weather will be over Elbonia.

    28. Re:Yep by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      No you can't, because the point of playing the patent game is a bit like mutually assured destruction. You need to be able to go offensive if someone attacks you and if you "open source" the patents as you suggest, then they are unable to do that and lose the entire point of having the patent in the first place. The chances of someone else patenting that particular stupid thing are rare, but the possibility that someone who might want to try trolling you would use that patent are high. That is what makes it an effective defense.

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    29. Re:Yep by obscuro · · Score: 1

      So you patent every f**king thing on earth just to have ammunition in your gun? Wow, that's bleak.

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    30. Re:Yep by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but unfortunately it is reality and exactly why the patent office has no interest in changing it. They rake in patent fees and profit off the arms race.

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    31. Re:Yep by obscuro · · Score: 1

      I don't buy the patent office fee argument. If that was their motive there wouldn't be a backlog. Asshats who pull that kind of thing with government fees are always also asshats who want to maximize their direct reports. Bureaucrats are measured by the size of their institution, not by it's "profits."

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    32. Re:Yep by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      In other words, UPS would need to pretty much guarantee the delivery date to the day (or to the hour) or else they take flak. But more difficult deliveries, like international, are given a range exactly because there is no way to know how long will it take to go through customs or how good the weather will be over Elbonia.

      Meh; I'd be satisfied if they let me know when the package has reached the final distribution center. By that point it shouldn't be too difficult for them to know whether the box is going out on today's rounds, or tomorrow's.

    33. Re:Yep by tftp · · Score: 1

      I'd be satisfied if they let me know when the package has reached the final distribution center.

      They do that already, for a very long time. I'm in habit of tracking my packages, and they make it trivial as long as you have an Internet connection and a browser. They offer an expected date of arrival, which is almost always correct and matches what I paid for. I ran into only a couple "exceptions" (don't recall if it was UPS or Fedex) where they misrouted stuff and it was sent sightseeing.

      On the delivery day they post the record saying that the package is "on the vehicle for delivery." That is done around 6am. After that I don't need any further guidance; I know already when the truck is likely to show up.

    34. Re:Yep by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Google's on a good path here. They need only continue on this course and the absurdity of the patent system will become obvious. Google bought (not licensed) over 1000 of IBMs best patents. With these and an investment in lawyers equal to the net cost of the Nortel patents they can tie up every court in the US suing everybody that makes everything in tech and shut down both the courts and innovation with a DDOS. $4B buys a lot of lawyer time, and lawyers are good with tying up courts. Google could now drive the US courts into bankruptcy. They need not invest another dollar in overkill.

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    35. Re:Yep by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You need to discriminate between suing to prevent progress and countersuing to enable progress. Each and every company that's suing Google or an Android OEM is a Microsoft proxy hoping to prevent progress, including Apple. If Google should countersue to prevent Microsoft from shipping products, that's just a counterstroke to enable us to get more of the new good stuff. What Google needs from this is that progress continues unabated and uncontrolled, so people can continue to choose to use their products if they want to. All of Google's opponents in this are looking for the way to prevent you from Googling, because they fear Google's ability to tell you the truth and can't win with raw competition.

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    36. Re:Yep by krizoitz · · Score: 1

      Google's ability to tell you the truth? You have got to be kidding me. Google is more than willing to twist the "truth" to suit its purposes.

      For example, Google modifies search results to put its services ahead of competitors, despite assurances to congress it would do no such thing.
      Google claimed they only decided to create Android to prevent us from a "dystopian" iPhone only future, despite the fact that they had been developing Android before the iPhone was released.
      Google claims to have not copied the iPhone or infringed on its patents, despite the interface for Android doing a complete 180 after they saw the iPhone.
      Google claims to be all about open and standards, yet it is propping up the 100% proprietary Flash format by including it in Chrome.
      Google claims to be all about open yet the one product where it makes all its money, Search, is completely closed source and proprietary.
      Google claims its against Chinese censorship but was more than willing to play along with Beijings rules until someone in the gov't tried to hack into their system. It wasn't noble principle, but self interest that promoted their withdrawal from China.
      Google claimed that they were accidentally recording and storing wifi data picked up via their street view vehicles, yet that data was intentionally throwing out encrypted data and only storing that which might be useful to them.
      Google's CEO sat on Apple's board for years, despite the fact that his company was secretly working on a competing product, all the while gathering information on his competitor.

      Raw competition? You think that using profits from one division to prop up a free program in another division designed to undercut competitors completely on price is fair competition? (Google Search profits powering Google ability to give Android away for free). Because if you do Microsoft would like to remind you about Internet Explorer.

      Google wants whats best for Google, and whats best for Google is continuing to use you and me, and our information, to sell more ads.

      Google's opponents are looking to protect THEIR investments of time and money that Google is using illegally in some cases, they have a long history of doing what they want and asking for forgiveness later. If Google's opponents can't compete why is Bing gaining ground in search? Why are Android tablets selling worse than some of the biggest flops in video game history (the Nintendo VirtualBoy) while the iPad continues to sell like hotcakes? Why is the iPhone still the most profitable, liked device, gaining ground again on Android now that Verizon users actually have a choice? Google has had one major successful product, Search, and some success with services, followed by a litany of failures like Buzz and Wave. It's no wonder Google is spewing propaganda instead of challenging the patents in the courts. It knows its going to lose thats why.

    37. Re:Yep by Trillan · · Score: 1

      They're fighting this like a cold war. It isn't. Apple in particular doesn't want Google to stop selling products entirely, and doesn't want Google to start paying Apple. It isn't about competition, it's about copying. Apple wants Google to stop copying Apple. Google holding patents won't help, and Google suing Apple won't help. The lawsuits won't stop until Google stops copying or dies.

      I'm fully on Apple's side on this one. Google's been treating the entire industry as their R&D arm for years without actually doing anything meaningful and innovative on their own. It needs to stop. Giving away other people's ideas isn't cool just because they're giving them away.

    38. Re:Yep by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Samsung is the one that's shamelessly copying. Google isn't copying any more than Apply or other big companies do (which is still quite a bit, obviously). The annoying thing about Google (for other companies, not so much for users) is that they compete in a very disruptive way. Google doesn't really compete at all; they increase the market they are interested in by making stuff in other markets free.

    39. Re:Yep by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, except I think "making stuff" is too positively worded. Google codes stuff others have made and gives theirs away. It's engineering, but calling it creative is going too far.

  19. Patently ridiculous by drobety · · Score: 2

    Software patents are patently ridiculous. When I worked for a subsidiary of Microsoft, I was harassed (it's how I felt, being interrupted from writing code for what I perceived as silliness) into helping finding any angle in the code which could be turned into a patent, and to help with the serious-sounding language to describe the patent. I'm ashamed my name is out there attached to silly laughable software patents which purpose is just to perform the obvious.

    1. Re:Patently ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that's limited to subsidiaries of Microsoft or something? Almost any company will file for any patents if they can.

    2. Re:Patently ridiculous by drobety · · Score: 1

      Where do you hget the idea that I might think that? I was just relating *my* story. Sorry if it bother you that I happened to work at a subsidiary of Microsoft in particular. Gee.

    3. Re:Patently ridiculous by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, you're supposed to make overly broad generalizations from minimal data. Why relate your story when you can use a position you once had to make a statement about the entire industry? :)

  20. In all seriousness, how the hell does this happen? by scottbomb · · Score: 2

    We've had such package tracking in use for YEARS. Now, all of a sudden, someone can patent it? I wonder who will patent the wheel? How about a patent on picking one's nose or walking across a street? Aren't there rules that prevent such absurdity? Or is the entire patent office about as incompetent as the White House?

  21. If this is what I think this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then I'm grabbing some popcorn. After being disgusted by the past few months of patent abuse I can't help but be very amused by this. If this is what I think this is then it is precisely the sort of thing I was hoping Google (or anybody for that matter) had up their sleeve. I can't wait to see what else is in the pipeline.

  22. Et tu, Brute? by Calsar · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid Google may have reached the tipping point. Companies generally start off with high goals and innovations, but they eventually degenerate into lumbering behemoths who's only goal is to squeeze every last penny out of their customers.

    1. Re:Et tu, Brute? by icebike · · Score: 1

      Yeah, rush in and blame google for nonsense in the patent office.

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    2. Re:Et tu, Brute? by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Google has 754 patents filed by them. They filed the first in 2001. It was for refining the results of a search by relevance. They have not changed a bit. You just believed their PR.

      A search engine for searching a corpus improves the relevancy of the results by refining a standard relevancy score based on the interconnectivity of the initially returned set of documents. The search engine obtains an initial set of relevant documents by matching a user's search terms to an index of a corpus. A re-ranking component in the search engine then refines the initially returned document rankings so that documents that are frequently cited in the initial set of relevant documents are preferred over documents that are less frequently cited within the initial set.

      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=16&u=%2Fnetahtml%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=754&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=google.ASNM.&OS=AN/google&RS=AN/google

      I don't think google is evil. They are just very hypocritical.

    3. Re:Et tu, Brute? by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      Why hypocritical? AFAIK they've never claimed to be patent averse. What they've implied, and stuck to AFAIK, is that they would not use IP to bludgeon their competition. The recently stepped up attempts at acquiring a larger portfolio is clearly a defensive move as they are being assailed on several fronts. This is not to say that at some point they will not become just as "evil" as all other corporations and start suing everyone in sight, but so far they have not.

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    4. Re:Et tu, Brute? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The big test here is: are there any other search engines that do this? Has Lucene implemented something similar, for example? And has Google ever made a fuss about that?

  23. Doesn't stop apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure music players, touch screen phones, tablets, etc were all out far before apple tried their hands at it, and they're still the ones out suing other makers of said products.

    1. Re:Doesn't stop apple. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      All true ... which is why I think patents are generally counter-productive in this day and age.

      I'm pretty sure I've seen patents on things I learned in school as part of classes, and which had been fairly obvious at the time as an expected evolution.

      As long as the system is geared so that lawyers are running the show, it's going to be a train wreck for the rest of us. Especially where a patent can be approved 10 years later, suddenly making a bunch of stuff that's been pretty common become something which infringes.

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  24. Patents suck... by JavaBear · · Score: 1

    ...the life out of inventiveness.

    Sadly in the current "patent" climate, everyone have to obtain as many patents as they possibly can, bogus and all, simply to have enough of a patent portfolio to scare off competitors who might try and quench competition, as we see ... well all of them do at the moment.

    The best thing that could happen would be an immediate stop for new patents, and a permanent stop and revocation of all "software" patents.

    But because it'll be the best thing to happen, it never will.

    1. Re:Patents suck... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      As an inventor, I find your post to be a pile of ignorant gibberish.

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  25. it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Chirs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looking at the actual patent, what they're doing is figuring out based on historical delivery information a more accurate estimated time of day for the delivery and sending an email to the recipient with that information *on the day of delivery*.

    Basically it saves the recipient having to constantly check the tracking page for the courier.

    Not earthshaking, but more than is currently offered.

    1. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered why FedEx/UPS/USPS could never give me a better prediction than "sometime this day." (I think one of the three may have narrowed it down some, but not much.)

      They've got the same trucks doing mostly the same routes every day, they've got to be able to make some kind of general prediction about the time.

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    2. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Because people would complain if they were wrong.

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    3. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by jkcity · · Score: 1

      orange in the uk use a delivery company called dpd that do this except instead of sending you an email they send you a txt message to your phone although I guess back end of working it out may be very different. while this is in uk and not usa I bets oemthing similar already exists over there.

    4. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've (rightfully, in my opinion) decided that it's not worth the volume of whining that would occur every time an accident/traffic/sick driver/influx of shipments makes a driver miss the delievery window. When it comes to delivering people's shit, a good rule of thumb is don't promise ANY more than you can absolutely deliver on.

    5. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Looking at the actual patent, what they're doing is figuring out based on historical delivery information a more accurate estimated time of day for the delivery and sending an email to the recipient with that information *on the day of delivery*.

      Basically it saves the recipient having to constantly check the tracking page for the courier.

      Not earthshaking, but more than is currently offered.

      I looked at the actual patent and I don't think you can be more wrong. Do you seriously believe that is novel and patentworthy? It's an obvious idea. Should Google be given a monopoly on it simply because they wrote it down and paid the filing fee for the patent office?

      We should blast Google for patenting something this obvious, just like we would have blasted Microsoft or Apple for doing so.

    6. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

      But it fails the "any fucking idiot in this business can come up with this" test.

    7. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because its freaking hard, and require a substantial infrastructure.

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    8. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, it clearly didn't since no one in the industry came up with it.

      Not that your statement is an actual test in any shape or form.

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    9. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      > No, it clearly didn't since no one in the industry came up with it.

      That is not so clear cut. Someone might have thought of it, but did not think of patenting it or thought it was a conceptually trivial extension of existing systems. But did not implement it due to lack of resources.

      And GPS navigation systems estimate driving duration based of past traffic data for some time now.

      > Not that your statement is an actual test in any shape or form.

        "any fucking idiot in this business can come up with this" is a more colorful way to state the "non-obvious" criterion for patent application.

    10. Re:it's a bit more complicated than it sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same reason the cable company comes between 12 and 4.

  26. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

    I do believe that the sentiment you express here is exactly what Google are hoping the patent office, lawmakers, etc, will finally realize. It's what I first thought when I read it. I also believe they already have a list of examples prepared when they get challenged on this new patent. I also think they will also patent all kinds of other silly things real soon. The sillier the better. The system is broken, clearly, and perhaps they think that if they lean on it a little it will come crashing down. Here's to hoping.

  27. You realize what is actually being claimed, right? by beachels416 · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those that are so quick to jump on Google about this (which I suppose is understandable these days), you would hope that one would actually read the patent, or understand that the only important part of a patent is the claims, NOT the abstract or diagram provided. Yes, Google has patented providing delivery notifications...but the important, relevant question is HOW it calculates and provides those notifications. For, example, Google has decided that it is more efficient to, during shipment, halt the queries to the shipper's computer system until the day before the expected delivery date, then resume so as to provide up-to-date notifications. It has also claimed analyzing historical data of shipping routes and times to determine, down to the minute (theoretically) estimates of an arrival time, not based on what the shipper says, but what it has demonstrated in the past. Finally, UPS or other shippers could not possibly infringe because the patent clearly provides for a "broker" computer, which is explicitly not the shipper's computer, to query the shipper's database. The point is that Google has a novel idea here, and has defined it as such. Boiled down to its essence, it provides shipping notifications just like others do. But ice and a/c units both cool air, coffee cups and vases both hold liquid, dial-up and cable both provide access to the internet. The method is what is important, not the end result. To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims. While some claims may be obvious, it is the (sometimes few) non-obvious ones that actually matter. Google has provided some of those non-obvious, novel claims (at least it appears to have) and it seems to have a valid patent.

  28. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    Because it's not the same thing. What you see on UPS's website when you provide your tracking code and what Google is claiming is actually different.

    Not that I support this patent.

  29. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by MiniMike · · Score: 2

    We've had such package tracking in use for YEARS.

    This patent was actually filed in 1952, according to a Google search.

  30. Absurd patents are not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See this method of exercising a cat. Sun had internal competitions to get the most ridiculous patent. I have heard rumors that other companies had similar practices back in the 90's. Of course that's not their official policy, but the employees joke around about it.

  31. Depends on how they use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patents don't have to be defended in order to maintain their status. Google could hold this patent purely as a defense mechanism. i.e. don't complain when Joe's Pizza uses it, unless Joe decides to hit Google with a suit for infringing his patent on adding additional vowels to a logo in order to indicate quantities of something. Yup, the patents situation in the United States is fucking stupid.

  32. Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by Asten · · Score: 1

    Yes, absurd patents are absurd, but when you have people suing you using absurd patents *coughapplecough*, and absurd patents are how the US landscape is, then you file absurd patents too. This is only problematic if Google goes and attempts to use this to sue people with. There's mountains of absurd patents, and the vast majority only come into play as defense against trolls *coughapplecough*

    1. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Google has 754 patents. They date back to 2001. Most, if not all of them are software and process patents. This patent was filed in 2007.

      BTW I am not aware of any Appke suit against google.

    2. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by Asten · · Score: 1

      Not directly, no, but they're clearly waging a proxy war through the Samsungs and HTCs and Motorolas. Maybe it's not 'new', but Google has to assume they're on the apple lawyers' list somewhere..

    3. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by treeves · · Score: 1

      "This is only problematic if Google goes and attempts to use this to sue people with."

      Really?
      It's not a problem that our tax dollars go to paying people to issue patents like these from which no possible good can come? And promoting all this patent-seeking activity at companies at the expense of such backwards and primitive activities like, say, manufacturing?

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    4. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by Asten · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure that they pay for the patent office people with fees from those applying for patents. In fact, until recently, 10% of their fee revenue was diverted to the general fund - meaning not only were they not costing the taxpayers anything, they were generating revenue. Yeah, companies probably have better things to do with their times, but the people that generate and file patents are different than those who do manufacturing. Unless you know a lot of lawyers who work on a factory line or similar ;) Besides, if they're not being jerks with their portfolio, how does it hurt anyone? Heck, it probably provides some high paying jobs. That said, I still think absurd patents are absurd.

    5. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by treeves · · Score: 1

      If there was no patent industry to go into, many lawyers might have to find real jobs?

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    6. Re:Not /bad/ until they do something bad with it by Asten · · Score: 1

      We could only hope, but most likely they'd just become ambulance chasers or work for Apple.

  33. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Welcome to any Apple-themed post, except this time it's Google.

    You didn't expect any of these armchair patent experts to actually *read* more than the headline before offering their infallible expert opinion, did you?

    Also, hilarious that we have apologists out for Google too. When Apple patents something absurd it's "evil, greedy, anti-competitive", but when Google is perceived to do the same they are "doing it as a protest to put a spotlight on absurd patents". Nice hypocrisy, slashdot!

  34. Re:cookie-happy site (here's the text, fuck the li by icebike · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but what content did you supply that was not in the summary?

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  35. This used to be known as phoning ahead... by Endophage · · Score: 1

    "Hello? Mr. Smith? Will you be at home between 2pm and 5pm tomorrow? Excellent, you package will be delivered between those hours. Thank you."

  36. You need to read the claims to understand a patent by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

    Something which seems to be overlooked by most of the commenters is the fact that the human readable description of a patent does not define the patent. The part you need to read to really understand a patent is the claims. Some patents which seem fairly obvious when reading the title, and description of the patent are actually very narrow when looking at the claims. Other patents seem fairly narrow when reading the description whereas the claims are very broad.

    I'm not a lawyer, so take the remaining parts of this part with a big grain of salt, but it seems as if there are fairly obvious way to work around this patent without infringing it. As I understand it, the independent claims are the most important parts of a patent. They are reproduced below for your enjoyment. Note that both claims discusses periodic queries. It seems likely that you wouldn't infringe the patent if you did away with the periodic queries and instead had the shipper computer notify you whenever it had new information available. (As a side effect, this would be less bandwidth and processor intensive, similar to how it is usually better to use IRQ driven I/O instead of polling based I/O in an operating system...)

    In both independent claims they also discuss that the periodic queries are halted and restarted a day prior to the estimated delivery. If you never halted the periodic queries you may have another possibility of avoiding infringement.

    Nevertheless, this seems fairly close to "System for accomplishing a well known task with a computer" as gstoddart mentioned in an earlier comment.

    Independent claims:
    "1. A method of providing notification of impending delivery of a shipment shipped by a shipper to a shipping address specified by a customer, comprising: periodically querying, by a broker computer system independent of the shipper and a merchant and which enabled the customer to purchase an item contained in the shipment from the merchant, a shipper computer system to obtain status information for the shipment with each query, wherein a periodic query of the shipment computer system comprises: requesting status information from the shipper computer system by providing a shipment identifier of the shipment to the shipper computer system; and receiving status information in response thereto; responsive to status information obtained with a periodic query indicating an estimated delivery date for the shipment, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and scheduling the restart of periodic queries of the shipper computer system a day prior to the estimated delivery date; restarting, by the broker computer system, periodic queries of the shipper computer system the day prior to the estimated delivery date to obtain updated status information with each query; responsive to updated status information obtained with a periodic query indicating that the shipment is out for delivery to the customer, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and calculating an estimated delivery time for the shipment based at least in part on the status information; and sending, by the broker computer system, an electronic message including the estimated delivery time to the customer. "

    "11. A system for providing notification of impending delivery of a shipment shipped by a shipper to a shipping address specified by a customer, comprising: a computer processor; and a computer-readable storage medium storing computer program modules configured to execute on the computer processor, the computer program modules comprising: a shipper interface module for: periodically querying, by a broker independent of the shipper and a merchant and which enabled the customer to purchase an item contained in the shipment from the merchant, a shipper computer system to obtain status information for the shipment with each query, wherein a periodic query of the shipment computer system comprises: requesting status information from the shipper computer system by providing a shipment identifier of the shipment to the sh

  37. I stopped reading the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... after seeing the term "guesstimates"

  38. I didn't think you could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    patent a business process... I wonder if anyone's patented the "wake up call" offered at hotels? * walks away mumbling to self * Muhahahahaha....

  39. You are telling lies to yourself by roguegramma · · Score: 2

    I was all with you, till you said "To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims". That is actually not true.
    It depends on how the patent is structured and how nice the court is when the patent is tried there (Hello Texas!).

    For example, typically claim one says "Claimed is the same thing you all are used to, but with an improvement".

    Then claim 2 says "The object of claim one, with yet another improvement", then claim 3 either says "The object of claim 2, with yet another improvement" or "The object of claim one, with yet another improvement".

    Most of the time if you infringe on claim one, infringing is what you do.

    Suppose claim one is bad. When tried in court, for some strange reason courts sometimes allow e.g. claim 2 to stand by itself, even if claim one is found to be obvious. So you can be found infringing on claim 2 even if claim one is a bad claim.

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    1. Re:You are telling lies to yourself by beachels416 · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right...that was poor wording on my part. What I meant by "claims" is actually "elements of a claim."

  40. Google vs. Cable TV by andy9o · · Score: 0

    Why is it that people love the services provided by Google at no cost, due to advertising, but also find no qualms with the advertising encountered on cable television, a service which we directly pay for? I don't have cable, but everyone I know does, and I'm always curious why they have no complaint with essentially paying twice to watch the latest CSI. Once out of pocket, and once via advertisements.

    1. Re:Google vs. Cable TV by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the U.S., but here in Germany, paying the cable does not pay the TV broadcasters. It's just like with the internet: You pay your provider for the delivery, but the content providers are separate. You can also get the very same stations per satellite (where you don't have to pay because the senders pay all the transmission fees).

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    2. Re:Google vs. Cable TV by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You pay for the services, not the shows.
        If it was to also pay for the shows, the cable bill would be many thousands of dollars.

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    3. Re:Google vs. Cable TV by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If it was to also pay for the shows, the cable bill would be many thousands of dollars.

      That's almost as much as the TV license fee in the UK!

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  41. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has been know to sue other companies to keep them out of their markets.

  42. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by houghi · · Score: 1

    I have used it and it works. Based on past history and experience I can say with confidence and with scientific proof: The check is in the mail and will be there tomorrow.

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  43. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's called a track record. Until Google actually sues people with patents, I'm more inclined to be more forgiving on google especially since they are on the receiving end of all patent disputes so far.

    Our patent system is broken, and you can't realistically not play by it's broken rules out in the real world. Until things change, defense patents are the only decent defense besides mountains of lawyers.

  44. this is why google thinks their patent is unique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One drawback to the [pre-existing] system described above is that the status information is often not very precise. The status information might include an overly-conservative, and incorrect, delivery date prediction. Moreover, even if the delivery date prediction is correct, the status information does not provide the likely time of delivery. As a result, the person receiving the shipment must plan to remain at the delivery address for the entire day, or even for multiple days, or risk missing the delivery. This waiting can be extremely inconvenient for people who work or have other obligations that make it difficult to remain at the shipping address. One possible solution to this problem is to ship the item to the customer's work or to another address where someone is usually available to accept the shipment. However, this solution is not ideal for items that are difficult to transport.

  45. Re:You need to read the claims to understand a pat by dtmos · · Score: 1

    This.

    Claim 1 breaks down like this:

    1. A method of providing notification of impending delivery of a shipment shipped by a shipper to a shipping address specified by a customer, comprising:

    (a) periodically querying, by a broker computer system independent of the shipper and a merchant and which enabled the customer to purchase an item contained in the shipment from the merchant, a shipper computer system to obtain status information for the shipment with each query, wherein a periodic query of the shipment computer system comprises:
    --requesting status information from the shipper computer system by providing a shipment identifier of the shipment to the shipper computer system; and
    --receiving status information in response thereto;

    (b) responsive to status information obtained with a periodic query indicating an estimated delivery date for the shipment, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and scheduling the restart of periodic queries of the shipper computer system a day prior to the estimated delivery date;

    (c) restarting, by the broker computer system, periodic queries of the shipper computer system the day prior to the estimated delivery date to obtain updated status information with each query;

    (d) responsive to updated status information obtained with a periodic query indicating that the shipment is out for delivery to the customer, halting, by the broker computer system, the periodic queries and calculating an estimated delivery time for the shipment based at least in part on the status information; and

    (e) sending, by the broker computer system, an electronic message including the estimated delivery time to the customer.

    If one does not do even one of these five elements, one doesn't infringe on the patent (well, there's the other independent claim 11 to review, too).

    Before people get worked into a lather about the latest patent scandal, may I suggest that we all mentally add the phrases "A method of. . ." or "An apparatus for. . ." to the title of every patent we see? Because that's really what is meant.

  46. This is another dubious, obvious patent by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

    The point is that Google has a novel idea here, and has defined it as such. [..] To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims. While some claims may be obvious, it is the (sometimes few) non-obvious ones that actually matter. Google has provided some of those non-obvious, novel claims (at least it appears to have) and it seems to have a valid patent.

    No, you need to infringe at least 1 of the claims. Not all of them. (You do need to infringe on all the elements in a single claim, though.)

    Claim #1 here is absurdly generic. This is yet another example of the patent office granting a ridiculously obvious patent.

    So then how is your comment modded to +5 informative? Can it be that here on Slashdot we are so pro-Google that we praise them for filing and receiving bogus patents? Please tell me it hasn't really come to that!

    1. Re:This is another dubious, obvious patent by beachels416 · · Score: 1

      First, I've already admitted this was the wrong use in terminology (see above), and you are absolutely right.

      As to this patent being absurdly generic, I disagree. If it is so generic, then why haven't you, or anyone else (according to the patent office search) invented/implemented/patented this product, using each and every step/element of the claims in this patent. To that point, would you have done that before 2007, which is when this was filed? Remember, only PRIOR art, i.e. that which existed before 2007, is what matters.

      It may be bogus in your view, but technically, it is not.

    2. Re:This is another dubious, obvious patent by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      It's given in many math test in school.

      If the truck leaves the station with 60 km/h and travelling east from a towards b who are 120 km away - when will the truck arrive in point b ?

      Its not really hard to calculate.

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    3. Re:This is another dubious, obvious patent by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      First, I've already admitted this was the wrong use in terminology (see above), and you are absolutely right.

      As to this patent being absurdly generic, I disagree. If it is so generic, then why haven't you, or anyone else (according to the patent office search) invented/implemented/patented this product, using each and every step/element of the claims in this patent. To that point, would you have done that before 2007, which is when this was filed? Remember, only PRIOR art, i.e. that which existed before 2007, is what matters.

      It may be bogus in your view, but technically, it is not.

      I am not sure if you are kidding or not. Do you really think something is not obvious if it isn't already patented? The vast, vast majority of ideas are too trivial to be worth a patent, so they aren't already patented. This is one such idea.

  47. USPTO doesn't award patents anymore.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just give them away.

    1. Re:USPTO doesn't award patents anymore.. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      makes you wonder why we are pissing all this money down the drain for an office

  48. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims.

    Sorry, no. To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on any single one claim. That's why you split your concept in several claims, actually: so you can patent the very thing you invented by clearly exposing it (usually the last, most specific claim) but also similar ideas (the previous, more general claims).

  49. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

    How is this different from the delivery man who phones you up on the delivery day to say, "I'll be there about 2:00?" You're getting the notification on the day of delivery, and I'm sure he's taking historical information (his own experience) into account when generating the estimate. Ok, it's a human rather than a computer, but a human brain is functionally equivalent to a computer in this situation. Simply substituting an electronic computer for a biological one does not make something patentable. The electronic computer needs to be doing something fundamentally different from what the human was doing.

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  50. Someone needs to patent breathing by VIPERsssss · · Score: 1

    and then sue the government for infringement.

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  51. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. I read the summary and thought "I've never had USPS or UPS notify me of an eta in advance." Seriously wish they would, then I wouldn't need these silly scripts that poll the tracking websites looking for changes.

  52. Google Just Trying to Make a Point? by jfuredy · · Score: 1
    Given some of Google's recent comments on patents, what is the likelihood that they picked one of the most obviously documented prior art patent ideas they could come up with just to make a point?Just trying to make the point that, "If this gets patented, then clearly ANYTHING can. And that proves that the system is broken."

    Or maybe I'm just being entirely too naive.

  53. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by beachels416 · · Score: 1

    Almost...It's more like a friend calling the delivery guy every few minutes, seeing how the progress is going, comparing that to historical data on the delivery guy's reliability, then, when your friend has determined the delivery time to an acceptable estimate, letting you know. This saves you a bunch of time, is much more precise, and much more efficient. Those benefits themselves potentially make this patentable more than any other reason.

  54. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The difference between Apple and Google with regards to patents is very obvious. Both companies own a gun but Google uses it for self defense while Apple uses it to go on a murder spree.

  55. The problem with painting Google evil by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Somebody sympathetic has to be deliberately harmed. What have you got here? Nothing.

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  56. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If google used their patents the way Apple does, you would have a point. As it stands, you don't.

  57. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When apple uses its patents to litigate against competition, placing ridiculous injunctions on popular products to ensure that consumers are never offered more choice than "Steve's way or other Steve's way," yes they are being greedy, monopolistic, evil, and anti-competitive pricks.

    I would think the same of Google if they were to use their patents to crush or extort another company's attempt to enter the market.

  58. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but at this point any software patent--and almost any other patent being granted today--is stupid (and by stupid, I mean not novel) to me. It doesn't matter if it's coming from Google, Apple, Microsoft, or some unknown company I haven't heard of.

    I respect your attempt to bring another perspective to this story, but nothing you're mentioning seems novel enough to grant a patent. Halt queries until the day before the expected ship date? A third party providing estimates of shipping time based on the shipper's past behavior? Really? That's novel? That's what's worth a patent and lawsuits over? I could provide prior art in the form of numerous conversations over the phone with businesses over the years...

    I love Google. I really do. But the patent system is fundamentally broken and needs to be overhauled. This is not the sort of thing the patent system was developed for.

    We're headed for some seriously fucked up problems due to a patent system run amok. We're already there in many respects, but if something doesn't change soon, it will get even worse. Think 1984, but with corporations and threats of lawsuits occupying the role of Big Brother.

  59. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, not exactly.
    When Apple uses some ridiculous patent to troll others out of business - then they are evil.
    You can't say the same about Google. Not yet, anyway.

  60. Slashdot raped and murdered a young girl in 1983. by calderra · · Score: 1

    In today's news, Slashdot has obtained a patent for misleading article summaries and intentionally overblown headlines.

  61. Absurd? But there's no prior art... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    This patent involves honestly estimating when the package will arrive, you see, not just when the guy will show up with the slip saying he tried to deliver it, at the same moment when your doorbell miraculously fails to work, but only for him.

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  62. Abandon patents... by notbob · · Score: 0

    Seriously it's high time we abandon the patent system.

    It does not work at all in the modern age.

    How can you claim a patent on something against another party that didn't use anything of yours to create it?

    In theory any of us could write a web service that does exactly what this patent describes completely from our own designs quite easily without any influence from Google... but then be liable to be sued by Google for patent violation. It's not possible to write software without violating patents these days as every basic idea is being patented constantly.

    We need to free software from the burden of ridiculous patents, I'm fine with protecting someone's intellectual property but a generic idea that anyone can implement is not intellectual property.

  63. SIgh by geekoid · · Score: 1

    you know, this stuff is volatile enough without the misleading headline.

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  64. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The wheel has been done :)
    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn965-wheel-patented-in-australia.html

    How about swinging on a swing?
    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2178-boy-takes-swing-at-us-patents.html

  65. Re:In all seriousness, how the hell does this happ by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "We've had such package tracking in use for YEARS."

    no, we haven't. I don't think anyone has won like this even today.

    But, yeah be sure to let a bad summary to a poorly written article determine your opinion, otherwise you might have to think.

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  66. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    What they've come up with isn't non-obvious. Any group of experienced engineers can come up with this optimization. That's the litmus test and this fails. If you do extensive research on the properties of materials and build a super-strong alloy--OK. That's a patent. But if someone asked me to come up with a way to optimize notification times based on actual delivery, I and a bunch of people I know could come up with this without much struggle. Not appropriate for a patent. Just because Google was the first company to get the people controlling engineering time to sign-off on implementing this trivial solution, doesn't make it patent-worthy.

    The patent system is broken and it's hurting our ability to innovate.

  67. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The only thing hilarious is your belief that Slashdot is one person's opinion.

    And by hilarious, I mean Fucking Stupid.

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  68. Incoming obvious joke by kakyoin01 · · Score: 1

    How will this patent acquirement go? Only time will tell.

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  69. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    I think you just missed the point of the joke, and by doing so became the living embodiment of it, along with the several other AC posts I got in response to this. You're the first one with the stones to actually log in.

    You see, what I did (since you clearly didn't see it - I probably should have appended "did you see what I did there?" to the end of my original post) was to use a literary device called a "generalisation". This is often used, quite frequently in the company of hyperbole, to emphasise a point.

    For example, "The buses are never, ever on time. You wait for hours and then three turn up at once" is an example of a generalisation combined with hyperbole. No one reading the sentence (unless lacking in basic reading comprehension) believes that the writer *literally* had to wait hours, or that his assertion that the busses are "never ever" on time was a literal statement.

    Do you need me to help you with applying that to my post? I can break it down piece by piece with quotes and explain it as I go if it makes it easier, or do you have enough to go on from here on your own?

  70. Is it absurd ? by Parmenidez · · Score: 1

    Concur -they may have something really cool. Trying to conduct estimation problems on large graphs >1 M nodes ( our road system), taking into account traffic, constraints, real time updates of actual location is really hard. Since this is a more complex traveling salesman problem it is AT LEAST NP Hard and that is for one shipment. Never mind trying to do those level of calculations on the computational scales that Google works at. The current issue of IEEE Intelligent Systems has some good articles about using mass scale computations for intelligent transportation. Lets see if instead of it being a package to get from point "a" to point "b", it was you in a car, this patent would potentially be valid. For all we know they have published the actual math's on how they do it is just doubtful that no more than a 100 people in the world could actually understand the concepts used to solve the problem.

  71. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

    So it is like taking a GPS navigation unit that bases arrival time on past traffic patterns (standard feature even on basic units for a few years now), type in the delivery addresses and notify when you are x minutes away according to the readout? Not much of an invention, IMHO.

  72. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Cato · · Score: 2

    "To infringe a patent, one has to infringe on all claims."

    Wrong - you only need to be covered by one claim in a patent to infringe the whole patent. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_infringement#Elements_of_patent_infringement (2nd paragraph).

  73. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would've been a hypocrisy if Google tried to sue at least half as many companies as Apple do now. Until Google becomes a true patent troll, there's a great distinction between these two companies from my point of view.

    Why do you think it is okay for USA to hold the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world, while Iran is not allowed even to start a research in that direction? Is it a hypocrisy too?

  74. No it doesn't by Snaller · · Score: 1

    It only means that if Google is going to sue, and they wouldn't do that would they?

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  75. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by devent · · Score: 1

    And do you realize that that is what is broken in software patents? You just write down some well through steps, one that anyone with a little bit common sense is able to think of, write "with a computer" and you have your patent.

    A patent is something like a Otto-motor, a television, even a chair is more an invention then a software patent. A patent should be applied to something that actually have a physical form, not an idea. Maybe Google's idea is novel, but it's just some steps a computer can do, and as such an algorithm, and as such it's math.

    In a patent of a physical process or a physical machine I have an implementation, that works. It's not just an idea. Where is the implementation, where is the source code? Ideas should not be patentable, if they would, we would stop any progress in science, literature, music and art.

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  76. Re:You realize what is actually being claimed, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    provides for a "broker" computer

    Are you seriously trying to claim having a different person do exactly the same thing makes it "original"?

    That's a ridiculously new level of "blah blah blah on the internet".

    This idea is obvious and just shows how laughably bad the PTO's, and your, idea of non-obvious is. Are you being deliberately obtuse to the point of dishonesty?

  77. Re:You need to read the claims to understand a pat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one does not do even one of these five elements, one doesn't infringe on the patent

    Correction: that is a single claim, and to infringe on it you'd have to do all elements of the claim. If one does not do all of those elements, one doesn't infringe on the patent.

    However, if one does do all of the elements of claim 1, the patent is violated even if claims 2-18 weren't violated.

  78. Re:You need to read the claims to understand a pat by dtmos · · Score: 1

    Correction. . .

    Yeah -- poor wording on my part. To infringe, one needs to perform all elements of a claim. What I was trying to emphasize is that to avoid infringement, one can do any four of the five elements of the claim, as long as one does not do the fifth: Infringement is a Boolean "and" operation. I was trying to point out that patent avoidance is usually easier than is thought, since one needs merely to find a claim element that one can do differently.

    Thanks for the edit.

  79. School Funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After looking at the diagram of the process flow, I think it's time for the grade schools to start creating process charts and patenting them. The schools could fund themselves with all the lawsuits they could bring to bear.

  80. Evil Google? Always ask by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Who was harmed? Was the harm avoidable, or the lesser evil? Is the harmed entity sympathetic, or itself evil? Is the harm actual, or potential?

    It's not evil to cut a hole in the devil, nor to choose the path of least harm. Collecting cutlery is not an expression of intent to become a slasher.

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