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  1. Re:Why is that even possible? on Greek Hackers Target CERN's LHC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then they can create a one way data warehouse dump of the data on a daily basis.

    Just have the LHC create some nice little black holes and dump the data into them. One way data warehouse, with absolutely perfect data security.

    (sorry, couldn't resist...)

  2. Re:If it doesn't work... on 'Super Steel' Sought For Fusion Reactors · · Score: 1

    Remember the guy (the owner? insurer?) who talked on camera about WTC 7 saying "Pull it"?

    Maybe, just maybe The Man doesn't want us to know that major skyscrapers have been fitted with a self-destruct system designed to "pull" them in a controlled demolition in case of a disaster. Controlled demolition being seen as more acceptable than to leave it to chance whether the building topples over, crashing on nearby objects with possibly much larger loss of life and property.
    Keeping this secret makes sense, for otherwise bad people would go looking for the Big Red Button in their particular most hated highrise eyesore.

  3. Re:FITD vs DITF on Researchers Find Racial Bias In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    Racism != Tribalism

    Just because a certain species of ape lives in groups and groups don't usually tolerate individuals from other groups joining their group on a whim, that doesn't mean that their behaviour is "racist". We're talking about one specific species, one specific "race".
    Humans form a single species which also tends to live in groups, so "racism" as a description for human behaviour towards other humans is an oxymoron. It needs to be called "tribalism".
    The only real racism that most humans share is the desire to only mate with their own kind, that is: humans.

  4. Re:FITD vs DITF on Researchers Find Racial Bias In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    We need more interspecies matings with aliens and animals, or we are going to devolve.

    This just in from Areceibo:

    MARS NEEDS WOMEN!

  5. Re:RACIST! on Researchers Find Racial Bias In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me stereo beat you stereo anytime! Me have latest JVC with latest amp, 800 Watts max. beat you puny GE hands down! I rig up my EQ lights to supa dupa neon and blinkers, see? 6" woofers in my tailpipes, add 10 horsepower easy! Wanna race? Honda Type R rulezzz!

    s/r/l/g

  6. Re:Press release and marketing hype. 1st paragraph on World's First "Unclonable" RFID Chip · · Score: 1

    Either you're joking (but I don't hear any whooshing sound passing over me using my Pringles-can/cut-in-half-balloon-duct-taped-to-opening/sucked-out-air-through-hole-in-the-bottom parabolic antenna enhanced hearing device) or you're consistently mis-spelling MacGyver. And yes, I've watched 'a few' episodes from that show and like them very much, thank you.

    For your info, a Guyver refers to the manga by Yoshiki Takaya who just happens to have the same family name as my grandmother. Thanks for asking.

  7. Re:100 years? on The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole Day · · Score: 1

    which vista version are you using?

    Dunno, can't seem to get past the startup screen before it crashes[*].
    MS must have gone for a 99.999% Downtime guarantee on Vista I guess.

    [*]Of course this isn't true (I don't use Windows), but neither is MS' five nines uptime claim, so who cares?

  8. Re:The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole D on The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    What.. what's a wife?

    WIFE: Specialized form of WIFI, indicating one of two stations engaged in a (semi-)permanent point-to-point link, the other station typically called HUSBAND. Unsecured transmission often leads to packet loss 9 months after initial association, resulting in long-term elevated QoS requirements. Roaming is usually forbidden by link protocol, although experiments with mesh networks have been reported. DOS attacks often lead to severed links, litigation and possibly material and financial damages.

  9. Re:FLASH UPDATE: Only *26* building blocks... on Are 68 Molecules Enough To Understand Diseases? · · Score: 1

    i want my capital letters comma period exclamation mark question mark apostrophe opening and closing quotes and parentheses em and en dash underscore etc
    or do you want me to write all of those in longhand
    never mind

  10. Re:Press release and marketing hype. 1st paragraph on World's First "Unclonable" RFID Chip · · Score: 1

    Do you mean the new (fan?)twist to the Bio Booster Armor Guyver manga where a handyman builds his own Guyver from stuff from the scrapyard, the chicken farm, at the slaughterhouse and in the McDonalds dumpster? Anyway, why leave out the duct tape?

  11. Re:So far, 2 for MIT... on World's First "Unclonable" RFID Chip · · Score: 1

    Of course, it would be difficult to distinguish pure RFIDolly clones, but if the biocloning process is refined to have natural variation in DNA mutations during procreation influence the RFID payload, mate her with a (possibly preseeded) ram and there's no need to re-tag her offspring.

  12. Re:So far, 2 for MIT... on World's First "Unclonable" RFID Chip · · Score: 1

    So here comes Dolly the cloned RFID sheep. No ear tag required, that'll go down nice with farmers. Cool...I mean Baaaah!

  13. Re:Yo Mama So Fat... on Canadian Researchers Say Hard Thinking Leads To Big Meals · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of her and her sisters jumping into a swimming pool and you have a (camel-)TOE using String Theory, cup size D-Branes and lots of quantum gravity to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity, all demonstrated by a spectacular Big Bang (erhm Splash).

  14. Re:and what does a 2gig stick cost? on Chrome Vs. IE 8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, why not plug in a neato SPI firewall appliance, an IDS appliance, a parental control appliance, a password storage/form filling appliance, an iPod dock appliance, and 10 more to choose from our catalog? Each based on an Intel Core2Quad processor, 4 GB memory and a 500 GB hard drive, topped off with the latest in 3D video hardware in case you want to hook up a monitor and keyboard to do maintenance using our intuitive management console.
    If you order now, we will supply you with 4 power strips with 8 outlets each, with surge protectors to match, free of charge!
    We will even include a voucher for a 40% rebate on the course "Modern Weaving: Creating Beautiful Designs using Power Cords and USB cables".

    "Where has all the crude oil gone, long time passing,
    Where has all the crude oil gone, long time ago..."

  15. Re:Firefox Damage Control Is More Than Enough on Chrome Vs. IE 8 · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you are ranting about, but it must be rough talk, for the UltimateSafeBrowseInstaCensor plugin in my browser plastered over about 10% of your post with hyperanimated, multitextured, silver-lined black felt-tip swaths.
    Nice plugin this, comes standard on the 4 DVD, 32 GB 'compact' installation disk set.
    Too bad my PC has only 512 MB of RAM and a 550 MHz processor, so the Slashdot front page took about a day to render, and my hard drive is beginning to make strange noises, as if the heads are trying to shake themselves loose from their bearings. Minor nuisance.

  16. Google Chrome is all great but... on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 1

    ...does it run Linux?

    Well, find out here.

    ta

    da

    da ...PENGUIN!

    Oh, that worked and your browser isn't Google Chrome?
    Guess that means your browser runs Linux, too :-)

  17. Re:Lost in Translation on IE8 Beta 2 Fatter Than Firefox and XP · · Score: 1

    A beta, if things went well, should be as close as possible to the final release.

    Erm, wouldn't that be a Release Candidate (RC) then?

  18. Re:because the CCCP doesn't want this: on China Practically Unreachable By Western SMS? · · Score: 1

    D@L@1 1@M@ RULZ FT(W)

    0M M@N1 P@DM3 HUN6

    \|/
    >*<
    d^b

    FREE TIBET

    (No service)

  19. Re:Wait... "troublesome for corporate employees"? on A Device to Grab Data From Cell Phones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sign up with a dialing/switchboard service that uses voice recognition, maybe?

    suggestModerate(parent, -1, "D'oh");
    this.append(smiley);

  20. Re:Their terminology dooms them on Abit To Bow Out of Mainboard Market · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness! Emancipation at last. It probably shows my age and lack of finances that I'm still using a Socket 478 mainboard/CPU from before the sexual revolution.

  21. Re:Their terminology dooms them on Abit To Bow Out of Mainboard Market · · Score: 1

    Anyone who calls a motherboard a 'mainboard' deserves to fail.

    To call it a mainboard is the PC way (yes it's a pun). Or would you rather have Fathers for Justice coming after you for being gender-biased? Wouldn't fatherboards be able to take care of all those electronics too?
    BTW, why are all CPU's heterosexual males anyway? They always mate with female sockets.

  22. Re:Nice name, chief. on Interview Update With Bjarne Stroustrup On C++0x · · Score: 1

    s/and drop/or drop/

  23. Re:Nice name, chief. on Interview Update With Bjarne Stroustrup On C++0x · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm feeling very disappointed by the new name. All previous incarnations of the language had a name that was a valid expression (and thus a C statement) parseable by even its oldest incarnation, thus stressing backwards compatibility. This incarnation's name parses to a fsckin' syntax error! Why add an unterminated hex constant (let alone fail to add parentheses and drop the redundant unary plus)? What was wrong with the ol' post-increment?
    With just slightly more creativity they could've come up with a better name than this.
    What deplorable state the world of programming has gotten to...

  24. Re:ISPs in Canada already throttle encrypted traff on DPI and Net Neutrality's Overseas Weak Spot · · Score: 1

    So what? So the ISP simply Have their DPI decompress the gzip'ed data and inspect that.
    Well, you could try sending enormous blobs of HTML'ized gzip'ed binary data.
    You could scramble your TCP/IP stack so it goes through weird contorted schemes of pseudo-random packet dropping, fragmentation, reassembly etc. to flush the DPI cache, etcetera, etcetera.

    This will turn into YASAR (Yet Another Silly Arms Race)

  25. Re:Flash on Why Is Adobe Flash On Linux Still Broken? · · Score: 1

    Flash video players (the .swf that does the actual playback) put a much higher load on your system than 'native' players.

    For example, on my P3/550MHz I have never had any Flash player give me anything better than a slideshow, and I can forget about even trying full-screen, unless I'm in the mood for Zen meditation. Native players like MPlayer play the video smoothly, even full-screen.