"I wonder what a bank would do to the branch manager if a former employee could walk away with $200,000 six months after being fired."
It's called being a Director isn't it..?
"the writer of the app is probably concerned about what gay people might be doing in bed behind closed doors but he will never encouter that himself"
And that's probably the cause of the author's supreme butthurt. Most people who are secure in their sexuality don't care what other people do in the privacy of their own homes, it's mainly people with a deep sense of Not Getting Any that try to involve themselves in others' lives along the basis of "I don't get to play so nobody else should do either"
So let me get this straight - if you encrypted a section of your hard drive with a randomly generated password, then closed the window with the password in without ever looking at it you could be sent to jail for not handing over a password that you could not know? You are being jailed for not doing something that is impossible. Good old British justice. Thanks Tony.
Yeah, just set a whole load of them on the floor and the zombies'll just sit there trying to tweet about how much the prices in the local Starbucks have risen...
"there is no major, religious text that claims that "This is The Only Truth and all alse is A Lie" - certainly this is something that has always been wide open to discussion."
Uh, what? I had to re-red this several times to make sure I was reading it right. Every religious text claims that it's the truth and everyone else is wrong - that's a central tenent of religion.
"I feel bad for people who don't smoke marijuana. When they wake up in the afternoon, that's as good as they're going to feel all day".
There, fixed that for ya.
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I remember the 80's craze for "Beep Beep now you b4stard" t-shirts with Wile.E.Coyote pinning the Roadrunner down and slipping it a length...
Suicidal, more like.
"I wonder what a bank would do to the branch manager if a former employee could walk away with $200,000 six months after being fired."
It's called being a Director isn't it..?
Actually, here in the UK we have a law - Theft by Finding. If you find something and don't hand it in you can be prosecuted. This has been used by (for example) supermarkets to stop people taking and eating the food they've thrown out because they can't sell it -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357741/In-court-charged-theft-finding-woman-took-food-Tesco-bin.html
Mod parent Funny...
Actually I believe Bill got where he is because of who his mom was screwing...
Rather than ban the Gay Cure app, I'd say bundle it with a Religion Cure app. See how long it takes for the complaints to start flooding in...
"the writer of the app is probably concerned about what gay people might be doing in bed behind closed doors but he will never encouter that himself"
And that's probably the cause of the author's supreme butthurt. Most people who are secure in their sexuality don't care what other people do in the privacy of their own homes, it's mainly people with a deep sense of Not Getting Any that try to involve themselves in others' lives along the basis of "I don't get to play so nobody else should do either"
No - time will run backwards. I saw it on this old documentary about a cape wearing UberMensch.
Unlucky Fried Children...? Could be good for an alternative food source.
Like they have a problem with mixing up electronics and music? (Until the electronics maker starts trying to sell music...)
Catch the Snatch. It's gotta rhyme or people won't remember it.
Flicking past I thought that said Monty Python vs Gatorade. Oh well, disappointed again...
Lemme guess - the tightest asshole on the planet?
>Paul died in 11 June 2002, fags. There, fixed that for ya.
So let me get this straight - if you encrypted a section of your hard drive with a randomly generated password, then closed the window with the password in without ever looking at it you could be sent to jail for not handing over a password that you could not know? You are being jailed for not doing something that is impossible. Good old British justice. Thanks Tony.
Yeah, just set a whole load of them on the floor and the zombies'll just sit there trying to tweet about how much the prices in the local Starbucks have risen...
Threat of physical violence detected. Reducing employability quotient by 5%.
If I had Mod points then You'd be getting a +1 Insightful.
Cos' no burrowing animals have ever taken a liking to the taste of your insulation.
" If I didn't go so fast, I would have enough time to break"
I think that the laws of physics ensure you always have enough time to break...
What a happy thought. I wonder if we could import that idea here - and then make it retrospective for a certain comedy duo of ex-prime ministers?
"there is no major, religious text that claims that "This is The Only Truth and all alse is A Lie" - certainly this is something that has always been wide open to discussion."
Uh, what? I had to re-red this several times to make sure I was reading it right. Every religious text claims that it's the truth and everyone else is wrong - that's a central tenent of religion.
Ugh. I just finished reading Atlas Shrugged. I never want to hear that woman's name again.
"I feel bad for people who don't smoke marijuana. When they wake up in the afternoon, that's as good as they're going to feel all day".
There, fixed that for ya.