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Safety Commission To Rule On Safety of Rulers In Science Kits

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has been trying decide for weeks if science kits designed to teach children are safe enough for children to use without vigorous testing. It's not just the chemicals or sharp items in the kits that they are troubled with however. They are also concerned about the dangers of paper clips, magnets, and rulers. From the article: "Science kit makers asked for a testing exemption for the paper clips and other materials. The commission declined to grant them a blanket waiver as part of the guidance the agency approved Wednesday on a 3-2 vote." To be fair, paper clips can cause a lot of damage — just look at what Clippy did to Microsoft Office.

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  1. Can't you simulate a chemistry set with software? by sinrakin · · Score: 0, Troll

    What do you need actual chemicals and stuff for, not to mention rulers and paper clips? Why not just a "My Science Kit" app, and do virtual experiments? Although I guess you could drop the PC on your foot or something, which could also be dangerous.

  2. Wont somebody please think of the children! by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 1

    It's not like we have better things to do than make sure every child receives a rounded ruler!

    1. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by eln · · Score: 1

      It's not like we have better things to do than make sure every child receives a rounded ruler!

      Why would anyone want a ruler that was only 10 inches long?

    2. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by camperdave · · Score: 1, Troll

      Why would you want to give a kid a ruler with inches on it in the first place? Inches are only used in backward, ignorant countries like Liberia and Burma.

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    3. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by plcurechax · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to give a kid a ruler with inches on it in the first place?

      To be serious, all decent science programmes do use SI units including the US government and UK government.

      Of course, engineering, construction trades, and commerce in some countries still see common usage of non-standard units in popular (lay) life.

    4. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by NiteShaed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Okay, I'm wandering way off-topic, but my karma can take it.....

      I'm sick of the metric superiority thing. Yes, metric is more rational, and a nicer system. I'd love to see it become the standard everyday system of measurement in the U.S., but really the way some people go on about measurements you'd think that the metric system was TRUTH and everything else was the equivalent of Young Earth Creationism or Geocentrism.

      Think about the following:
      We use Euros, you use Dollars, you're backwards and we're not.
      We use the Latin alphabet, you use Cyrillic, you're backwards and we're not.
      We speak German, you speak Norwegian, you're backwards and we're not.
      We pronounce the letter 'Z' as Zee, and you pronounce it as Zed, you're backwards, and we're not.
      We use centimeters, you use inches, you're backwards and we're not.

      Now, all of those are roughly on par, but aside from the last example, they're all pretty silly sounding. Yet the metric one is pretty commonly seen, which just strikes me as a little silly for something that technically has no "right" answer. Whatever you use is fine, be happy with it, who cares?

      I know camperdave was probably just going for a quick throwaway joke, but the "Informative" mod got me thinking.....

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    5. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by UninformedCoward · · Score: 1

      Atleast they'll understand Pi.

    6. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by elsJake · · Score: 2, Informative

      Euros and dollars don't have stupid orders of magnitude , you have either one euro/dollar or cents (in both cases 1/100)
      Latin and Cyrillic , just different symbols , same as the euro/dollar thing , just different names , you don't add letters either.
      German vs Norwegian , language , well ok this one might be _slightly_ comparable to the issue at hand , one has to be a little more rantional than the other.
      Zed and Zee , again , just an aesthetic issue.

      Inches vs centimeters 1 m = 100 cm , 1 Foot = 12 inches. Now quickly tell me how many inches does it take to span 892360213452 feet cause i can just add two zeros at the end to do the conversion in metric.
      If one foot was some arbitrary scale of a meter and it would be equal to 10 inches i would have no problem with it and would've cheerfully agreed with your analogies , but it is not.

    7. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Inches vs centimeters 1 m = 100 cm , 1 Foot = 12 inches. Now quickly tell me how many inches does it take to span 892360213452 feet cause i can just add two zeros at the end to do the conversion in metric.

      Who cares? The average person will *never* have to figure out anything at all like that. The metric system does make figuring out smaller, more practical measurements easier, but still millions of people manage to successfully use the U.S. system every day, and based on the level of resistance they show to metrics, they prefer it. It doesn't make them "backwards".

      If one foot was some arbitrary scale of a meter and it would be equal to 10 inches i would have no problem with it and would've cheerfully agreed with your analogies , but it is not.

      and why is base 10 any less arbitrary than any other system of measurement? So you're basing your system on the number of fingers you have, rather than the average length of a person's foot, big deal. While we're at it, why isn't a centimeter twice as long as it is, or half as long? At some point, it's arbitrary as well, somebody, somewhere decided "Okay, this length is a centimeter, and everything is either bigger or smaller in factors of 10". If we were all in "The Simpsons" the metric system would be looked at as clumsy and awful to use because we'd be naturally predisposed to prefer base 8 systems. I'll say it again, I much prefer the metric system, but ultimately choosing it over imperial or U.S. standard is not a sign of sophistication.

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    8. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone want a ruler that was only 10 inches long?

      Have you never heard of the metric system?

    9. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by Noren · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if only we'd adopted the entirety of the Plan for Establishing Uniformity in the Coinage, Weights, and Measures of the United States back in 1790, a foot would actually equal 10 inches and the rest of the world might well be measuring using those units, rather than the system the French implemented slightly later. Ah well, at least we were the first to decimalize currency (With the arguable exception of Russia) as a result of that report.

    10. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      ...do you count using a base 10 number system or not?

    11. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      My shay gets a half-dozen leagues to the peck, and that's the way I like it.

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    12. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I also said that I prefer metric measurments. The point is that choosing one over the other is not a matter of being unsophisticated.

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    13. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your defense of a shitty system is most people are so stupid they never really use it anyway?

    14. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Okay, a little bit more practical application then. A wall is 15'3" long by 7'8" tall. 1 pint of paint will cover 2 square yards. How many gallons do I need?

      What makes the metric system much more sophisticated than the imperial system is (a) All conversions are multiples of 10, which is the base that the bulk of humanity counts in, and (b) you only ever use one unit, whereas with imperial you always use two.

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    15. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Okay, a little bit more practical application then. A wall is 15'3" long by 7'8" tall. 1 pint of paint will cover 2 square yards. How many gallons do I need?

      Since I prefer the metric system, I'm not the one to ask. The guy who painted my house though, answered questions like that off the top of his head regularly. Somehow he managed to be pretty accurate even without the metric system.

      What makes the metric system much more sophisticated than the imperial system is (a) All conversions are multiples of 10, which is the base that the bulk of humanity counts in, and (b) you only ever use one unit, whereas with imperial you always use two.

      Sophistication is often in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps someone who prefers imperial or U.S. standard would say that the metric system is simplistic, dumbing down measurements to units of 10 for people who can't do more complex math in their heads.

      My point is, you can argue function, you can argue usefulness, but in this context, I don't think calling someone backwards for their preference of measurement makes much sense. As soon as you stoop to just calling the other side "stupid", which is basically what you're doing when you say they're backwards, simple or unsophisticated, you've probably lost the debate.

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    16. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Actually, everyone uses a base 10 system, whether it's binary, decimal, base three, or whatever.

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    17. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Actually, one foot *IS* some arbitrary scale of a metre. A foot isn't defined by the distance between scratches on a bar, or by the length of the body part a monarch puts into his shoe. Currently a foot is defined as a distance of 0.3048 metres.

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    18. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Now quickly tell me how many inches does it take to span 892360213452 feet

      Ok, now tell me what the volume of a sphere with a radius of 7 meters.

      Orders of magnitude really don't matter that much. In a way, I like not using metric because I DO refrain from making arbitrary conversions of magnitude when it has nothing to do with calculations if you don't try to change them around in the first place.

      So I might end up with a number that is 1231277545 feet. Are those two extra digits really that cumbersome if you wanted to say 1233747755.230 km instead of 1233747755230 m?

      When working in metric or not, I just don't mess with the units until I absolutely have to, that includes orders of magnitude since any event where you can make a mistake should be reduced to the absolute minimum.

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    19. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      A wall is 373cm x 713cm 0.5 litre of paint will cover 2 sq meters. How many dl will I need.

      Most painters won't even care about that, they will look at a room and say, 10'x12'x9' that's about 3 gallons.

      Such exact measurements aren't necessary, and when they are necessary, you aren't going to be doing them in your head.

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    20. Re:Wont somebody please think of the children! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      What makes the metric system much more sophisticated than the imperial system is (a) All conversions are multiples of 10, which is the base that the bulk of humanity counts in, and (b) you only ever use one unit, whereas with imperial you always use two.

      One final note: I prefer the imperial system for cooking, as an engineer I prefer the metric system (SI) units.

      Why?

      It's easier since most recipies deal with halves, quarters and eigths of units. One fluid ounce is 116 of a U.S. pint, 132 of a U.S. quart, and 1128 of a U.S. gallon.

      It feels easier to scale on orders of 2x and 4x with recipies than it is to scale on an order of 10x with metric.

      Could all be perception, but that's how it is.

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  3. So does anyone wonder by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    why the poor science education in the United States is such a big problem?

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    1. Re:So does anyone wonder by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not really. We have a nanny state that is hell bent on protecting the idiots and children from all the evils of the world,while neglecting to remember that the nanny state itself is evil.

      When we realize that the nanny state is just as evil as everything it is trying to protect us from, then we'll truly be free ... again.

      People in Ivory Towers always love to treat everyone else like idiots needing their superior guidance. Because we're too stupid to function in a society without their wisdom and knowledge.

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    2. Re:So does anyone wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Really mods?

      Troll? It may be ugly but sometimes the truth hurts.

    3. Re:So does anyone wonder by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People in Ivory Towers always love to treat everyone else like idiots needing their superior guidance. Because we're too stupid to function in a society without their wisdom and knowledge.

      My brother relates a similar sentiment, but concerning the regulators themselves . . .

      Suppose that somebody erected a control tower to oversee the car traffic in a busy Wal-Mart parking lot. The controllers in the tower work all day every day to direct the cars to and from their spaces. It is hectic work and they go home every day exhausted.

      Now suppose we ask those controllers about the prospect of converting the parking lot back to uncontrolled. This question would immediately trigger their resistance to change and their desire to hang on to their jobs. But suppose they are honest enough to understand that this is happening to them, and so they ignore it and try to answer objectively.

      The problem is that, in their objective experience, an uncontrolled parking lot is completely infeasible. Their jobs are hectic, even frantic, all day every day. If asked to imagine a parking lot without control, they would visualize a chaotic scene of collisions, arguments, and even gun battles. They HAVE to visualize that, in order to see themselves as useful and virtuous.

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    4. Re:So does anyone wonder by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Where does it show the committee bringing anything to do with religion (other than the worship of government) into this?

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    5. Re:So does anyone wonder by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      [:rolleyes:]

      I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but seriously...there may, in fact, be a lot of things that religion has managed to screw up, but I think this is a bit of a stretch. Can you really find some place in Genesis where it says, "Thou shalt be overprotective and coddling of your children, lest they grow up to be braver than thine own self"? 'Cause I seemed to have missed that commandment in my reading.

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    6. Re:So does anyone wonder by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's actually in Exodus. The 'honour thy father and thy mother' commandment is being interpreted as meaning 'thou shalt not have a better chemistry set than thy father'. Mind you, my father's chemistry set had things like a big beaker of nitric acid, so that's pretty easy to follow...

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    7. Re:So does anyone wonder by tibit · · Score: 1

      That's real insight, inviolet. Thank you!

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    8. Re:So does anyone wonder by WarlockD · · Score: 1

      Damn. A car analogy that perfectly describes the psychology of a government organization. I give props.

    9. Re:So does anyone wonder by pnuema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, have you been to a Wal-Mart parking lot? That description doesn't seem too far off the mark to me. I avoid my local one like the plague.

    10. Re:So does anyone wonder by pnuema · · Score: 0
      Not really. We have a nanny state that is hell bent on protecting the idiots and children from all the evils of the world,while neglecting to remember that the nanny state itself is evil.

      That's one way to look at it. The other way to look at it is that requiring match book manufacturers to put the striker on the back of the pack of matches instead of the front, while an EBIL INTRUSION OF GUBMINT INTO TEH FREE MARKETS (all hail basement cat!), it also prevents a non-zero amount of fires. Our insurance costs are lower, our fire protection costs are lower, and some mothers can still hug their children because of the evil government.

      Personally, speaking as a parent, I am eternally grateful that the government takes at least token steps to make sure products intended for my child are not coated in lead paint, have easily detachable parts that are likely to cause choking, nor have a tendency to explode because some sociopath capitalist CEO decided that the money he will pay out for the few lawsuits he gets because of dead kids is a lot less than buying paint not riddled with poison. And god bless the bottom line. Remember Ford?

      So to all you Libertarian free market dipshits out there - I give a hardy FUCK YOU. You assholes created this mess when you conveniently forgot the whole "positive contribution to society" part of the corporate charter. You want your companies to behave like amoral money making machines, fine. We will treat them as such. That means always believing that you would have no problem slaughtering your customers if it would make you a buck. You have lost all trust. You made your bed. Lie in it.

    11. Re:So does anyone wonder by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I started to despair when people stopped using the correct nomenclature for a rule or a pair of compasses.

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    12. Re:So does anyone wonder by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      The state itself isn't evil, any more than a hammer is evil. That is up to the people who wield it.

    13. Re:So does anyone wonder by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This story is especially fun if you take an absurdly partisan viewpoint and blame the whole thing on Obama (in reality, of course, he doesn't have anything to do with it). After all, aren't democrats the 'party of science?' And now they are taking rulers from our kids. At the rate we're going, our kids will have nothing left to play with but stem cells.

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    14. Re:So does anyone wonder by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was responding to the parent bemoaning the decline of science education in the US in general, and the link the parent provided made no mention of the difficulty in selling chemistry sets to children as a potential cause.

      But, hey, government bad, beer good, rah rah, whatever.

    15. Re:So does anyone wonder by ZFox · · Score: 2

      Heaven forbid the onus is put on the consumer to determine what they should and should not purchase. Would you let your child eat paint chips, today, now that you're so confident in the regulatory controls? If you buy your toddler a toy with paint that scrapes off or with detachable parts, the only explanation I'm left with is that you must have eaten paint chips, yourself, as a child.

      And a "hardy FUCK YOU" back (do your arguments not hold up without the name calling)--it's you nanny-state socialists, on either side of the aisle, that removed all traces of personal responsibility and created a perfect breeding ground for sociopath CEOs. You first gave our power away to the government who then in turn sold it to the corporations, offering an attractive road to success through participation in a protection racket of lobbying. By creating this unfair system, you opened the flood gate to the amoral who wrongly believe the only way to success is through cheating and sociopath behavior.

      Corporate lobbying gone amuck, there's something we both probably agree on, although, our solutions probably differ. I am guessing you would demand more regulation, but this will only serve to cause even more lobbying efforts by corporations (nobody can honestly want this outcome, except the politicians getting their pockets lined). A libertarian idea: strip away all powers not enumerated in the constitution. If the federal government had limited powers as it did at design, what would they be lobbying for (maybe excise taxes)? They would be forced to lobby to individual states who now hold more of the power, but at least it will make it harder to grease everybody's palms than the current system where there's a central clearinghouse to send all donations.

      At least with corporations there's a choice to trust them or not; what choice does federal coercion and many times, outright extortion leave you? Our trust in a large central government was lost long ago. Others made that bed for you and we will forever fight against it.

    16. Re:So does anyone wonder by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      I suggest that an attentive parent is perhaps more effective at keeping a child safe from choking hazards than government regulations. I state this with understanding that in today's reality a parent can't keep as close an eye on their child as is probably needed. But I wonder if the promise of safety by regulatory agencies makes parents more complacent and less attentive, less involved with ensuring the safety of things they buy for their child.

    17. Re:So does anyone wonder by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      We the people ....

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    18. Re:So does anyone wonder by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

      Er, fail. EPIC LOGIC FAIL.

      What you are describing would be pure negligence, and there is plenty of case law regarding suits around negligence.

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    19. Re:So does anyone wonder by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Nuts...that's twice in the comments for this article you've one-upped me :)

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    20. Re:So does anyone wonder by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but: you can draw tits with a pair of compasses. NOT IN MY AMERICA!!!eleven! (And it has "ass" embedded in it, making it even worse for our Puritanical sensibilities. And the first syllable rhymes with "cum"! Oh fuck might as well just kill myself -- if only.)

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    21. Re:So does anyone wonder by aiht · · Score: 1

      Hence "decided that the money he will pay out for the few lawsuits he gets because of dead kids is a lot less than buying paint not riddled with poison."
      The point is being able to stop the harm that would have been caused by negligence towards customers, before it happens.
      If you have to wait until after your kid's been poisoned, then it's too late.

    22. Re:So does anyone wonder by honkycat · · Score: 1

      If you buy your toddler a toy with paint that scrapes off or with detachable parts, the only explanation I'm left with is that you must have eaten paint chips, yourself, as a child.

      You sound like you've not ever paid much attention to the sorts of problems that cause recalls and are actually prevented by the "nanny state" controls. Paint is going to scrape off almost any toy played with the way toddlers play. Also a lot of "detachable parts" on toys shouldn't be. Poorly-designed fasteners can fail, or chew toys can be made of plastic too brittle for the purpose.

      There are plenty of cases of over-regulation, but kids toys is not a good example. Even for a vigilant parent, there's simply not enough information available to make a sufficiently informed decision about every safety-relevant feature of every product. It really is crucial that the products have a pretty high baseline of safety demanded by law, because those corporations you can "choose not to trust" can make an awful lot of money by selling unsafe toys before anyone realizes there's some reason not to trust them.

    23. Re:So does anyone wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a nanny state that is hell bent on protecting the idiots and children from all the evils of the world,while neglecting to remember that the nanny state itself is evil.

      If that was the case, then why are notorious European nanny states higher up on the list? Look at the evidence before drawing conclusions, please.

    24. Re:So does anyone wonder by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Heaven forbid the onus is put on the consumer to determine what they should and should not purchase.

      Heaven forbid indeed, because a whole lot of people died needlessly back when that sort of "caveat emptor" attitude ruled. Go read The Poisoner's Handbook, which is about the birth of forensic medicine in the U.S. -- and about the many different ways people were being poisoned a few decades ago, often by quite ordinary consumer products .

      it's you nanny-state socialists...

      Socialism has nothing to do with product safety regulation. It's about an economic system run by, and for the benefit of, the people who actually create value by their labor, rather than a system run by and for a parasitic investment class.

      A libertarian idea: strip away all powers not enumerated in the constitution.

      Regulating interstate and international commerce is right there in Article I, Section 8. The feds are well within their Constitutional powers to say "you can't import this into the country, or sell it across state lines, unless X, Y, and Z."

      Is that how the Founders foresaw this power being used? Probably not. But not only is that legally irrelevant, I don't think it's practical or ethical to limit our solutions to what a bunch of slave-holding members of the landed gentry dreamed about 223 years ago when they thought about the small agrarian nation they had in mind.

      Here's a truly libertarian idea, in the original sense: tear up all corporate charters, land deeds, patents, and copyrights, and eliminate rent, the private ownership of capital, and all forms of government-enforced privilege. And when you deliberately sell shoddy products that injure or kill people, I have the right to come over and shoot you in the face.

      If the federal government had limited powers as it did at design, what would they be lobbying for (maybe excise taxes)? They would be forced to lobby to individual states who now hold more of the power

      You can probably buy about 50 state legislators for what a Congressman goes for, no problem. Part of the reason that the original Progressives sought to expand federal power was because the state governments had been thoroughly corrupted. Again, this right-wing view that everything would be ok if we devolved regulatory authority back to the states is ahistorical, as well as impractical -- some large corporations turn profits (not reciepits, but profits) that are greater than the gross state product of smaller states.

      At least with corporations there's a choice to trust them or not; what choice does federal coercion and many times, outright extortion leave you?

      No, you don't get a meaningful "choice" when a handful of mega-corporations take over a market. "Gee, will I buy my Kraft food products grown from Monsanto seeds at Wal-Mart or at Target? So many choices!"

      Corporations are creations of government -- they exist only because of government-issued charters. It's not only fair, it's essential the government leash the immortal sociopaths to which it gives birth.

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    25. Re:So does anyone wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on Sister!!!! These Socialist academics actually have no job skills so they latch onto the government like leeches and do stupid things to show how important they are. With the average MPP as smart as a post we get laws like this. I would like to thank the Liberals of the last 45 years for screwing this country into the ground!!!!!

    26. Re:So does anyone wonder by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

      So? Then the problem is that the financial risk is not high enough to warrant the care necessary. That can be changed, if a "dead kid" cost $500,000,000 instead of $5,000,000 due to negligence.

      What you should really be proposing is insurance against such suits that is contingent on inspection, standards, and compliance. There is no reason the state could not sell such insurance.

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    27. Re:So does anyone wonder by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Stuff it jack ass.

      I am sick an tired of these stupid rants when ti is clear that you did not read the article, have no clue about science, and need to make a stupid 'ivory tower' argument which is completely false.

      1) we are not in a nanny state
      2) No one is treating anyone like an idiot.
      3) They where tasked with testing children's toys*. Where does a lab for kids fall?
      4) Is a ruler something a kid is likely to put into their mouth?
      5) it's class room lab kits.

      This isn't actually about 'rulers' it is about trying to get the CPSC to relax there testing standards on children's toys. They happened to decided ruler in these kits need to be tested. It was a tiny measure. Right now, companies sell things they claim are for adults are really market for kids to get around safety measures.

      *In case you haven't notice, there has been a sharp increase in poisons toys from other countries.

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    28. Re:So does anyone wonder by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IN order for that to be relative, you have to reason no why they put them there.

      If people where dying in parking lots every day, then they would be right.

      It's not like they just out regulators in place. People died, some industry abused common decency. then the regulate. regulation is usually do to a situation that need a response.

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  4. Knowledge ruled dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's only a matter of time before the commission realizes that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, bans science kits outright, and starts going after books.

    1. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's only a matter of time before the commission realizes that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, bans science kits outright, and starts going after books.

      They already do.

      The term is "hate speech".

    2. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      It's only a matter of time before the commission realizes that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, bans science kits outright, and starts going after books.

      Don't worry. They'll compensate the loss of reading with math. Nine times one is nine, nine times two is eighteen, nine times three is twenty-seven...

    3. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      Nice reference there. I hope that I'm not the only one who got it, just the only one pompous enough to need to inform everyone else that he did, in fact, get it.

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    4. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous by operagost · · Score: 1

      Two plus two is five...

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    5. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      In reading your comment, I mentally skipped the "kits". And it fit. Damn.

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  5. And people wonder why the US is falling behind by ncttrnl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If our kids aren't smart enough to use a ruler without injury, what can we really expect them to learn?

    1. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Ltap · · Score: 4, Funny

      A better question might be: "Is our children learning?"

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    2. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      If our kids aren't smart enough to use a ruler without injury, what can we really expect them to learn?

      Quick and easy nitroglycerin production?

    3. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually stuff like that... Yes I made nitroglycerin in my dad's garage... is what drove my interest in chemistry and what made me get a degree in chemistry.

      Problem is they dont tell you that a chemist's job is boring as hell. 90% of all chemistry degrees at the BS level = glorified gopher. I gave up and went for EE and CS after 5 years of wasting time in a lab.

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    4. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by mysidia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Our product safety commission apparently can't understand the difference between learning tools for children and toys for physical play.

      A toy for physical play is something designed for a young child to throw around or manipulate mechanically.

      Tools for learning are things like books, pens, paper, pencils, paperclips, markers, scissors, knives, protracters, compasses, hole punches, staplers, paper cutters, syringes, beakers, test tubes, etc.

      Tools for learning are not for physical play. Children need to learn and be able to use them, even though they would be dangerous if misused.

    5. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If our kids aren't smart enough to use a ruler without injury, what can we really expect them to learn?

      Certainly, I remember going being in elementary school and my favorite cutting tool was the metal edge on the then-standard wood-with-metal-edge rulers, which cut paper very nearly as well as a razor blade and could be quite dangerous misused. While its not necessary for a ruler to be constructed that way (there are other kinds of rulers), and while there are certainly legitimate uses for that particular feature, I wouldn't say that a ruler is the kind of thing that ought to be categorically excluded from consideration of whether or not it is designed and constructed in a manner which is appropriately safe given the intended use of the product it is contained in, including the target market.

      And note that the issue here isn't the CPSC saying that any of the components are dangerous or inappropriate, only that they have declined to grant a waiver exempting them from existing safety testing requirements.

    6. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by metrometro · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If premium-brand toy manufacturers like Fischer-Price aren't smart enough to not make children's products with LEAD FUCKING PAINT, when can we really expect them to learn? This isn't about user error, this is about toxic, inappropriate materials put in kids toys to save money.

      This crackdown is in response to very specific instances of high-end, name brand toy companies coating children's toys with fucking lead fucking paint in 2008. Brand equity, according to perfect market camp, is supposed to prevent this sort of thing. But brand managers care more about quarterly returns than they do about not wrecking the company. Also, it's really hard to tell if a paperclip contains lead. So now we have a government mandate that retailers prove they do not contain lead.

      Eventually, kids products will have a better, more secure supply chain as manufacturers of paperclips respond to the new market conditions. Smart paperclip makers will thrive, slow ones will die, and the lead paint people will sell somewhere else. Last time I checked, kids toys were available everywhere and ridiculously cheap. The market will survive this no-more-lead disruption, continue to be compete, and I won't have to worry about this shit.

    7. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If they injure themselves with a ruler, they'll learn not to do that again. If the injury is fatal, that's natural selection at work.

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    8. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And guess what? Large manufacturers still get to bypass testing for dangerous chemicals in their toys. Well, they are allowed to test in-house rather than use a 3rd party, which may as well mean they are allowed to bypass testing completely. The CPSIA is not about protecting children, it's about protecting profit of major toy manufacturers by shutting down small ones.

      You're the kind of useful idiot regulators love.

    9. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by metrometro · · Score: 1

      Yeah, lead fucking paint on children's toys. Remember that? Before you call me an idiot, what's you plan?

    10. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you read the article (yea, I know, I know), you'd notice the issue isn't "to use a ruler without injury". It's about "rigorous safety checks for lead, chemicals, flammability and other potential dangers", with I think emphasis on the lead. The
      Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 was passed almost certainly because of all the China-toys-with-lead-paint issues of late, so now there has to be testing to make sure child (12 years old and under) toys wouldn't just randomly make kids sick. Unsurprisingly, then, when you're trying to sell a science kit to elementary schools, you have to test everything. In short, rulers are precisely the sort of otherwise innocuous thing added to a child toy that should be covered under the new law.

      Of course, the real problem to me is focusing on just child toys instead of a more broad testing of products. The simple truth is that product testing in the US has been rather lax for quite a long while. There are also some externality costs to globalization, especially when it comes to the risks of other countries that are unlikely to act upon such gross fraud. Perhaps a system could be created where there would be tariffs on all imports for testing and taxes on all local sells, with refundable tariffs/taxing with sufficient supply-chain tracking and treaties that promise and actually enforce punishment on supply tainting. Of course, I imagine such a system would be largely ignored by the US and China, believing too many countries depend on them to raise tariffs or withhold importation for non-compliance with treaty terms.

      So, I believe that at least as a pragmatic start, the CPSIA is on the right track no matter how absurd it first seems.

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    11. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by hsmith · · Score: 1

      I am 95% sure that "if the injury is fatal" - "they'll learn not to do that again" applies as well ;)

    12. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I lost a finger and a leg to one of those metal-edged rulers.

      Oh, wait...no, I didn't.

      I'm really not that worried about what can happen with a metal-edged ruler. Yes, you can smack someone with a ruler and leave a painful welt. Yes, you can leave a gash if you hit someone with the metal edge. Those types of injuries are kind of irrelevant, however, because that's not the way a ruler is *supposed* to be used. If you start evaluating the potential ways an object can be misused to intentionally inflict injury upon others, then there really isn't much in the world that will be left. Ultimately, the most dangerous weapon in the world is the human mind, because in a pinch, I can use an Ethernet cable, a chair, a belt, a pencil, a ruler, a magazine, or pretty much anything around me as a weapon. Some (guns, knives, nuclear bombs) are more efficient than others (pencil, ruler, magazine), but the potential for destruction is pretty much only limited by your imagination and creativity.

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    13. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Brand equity, according to perfect market camp, is supposed to prevent this sort of thing. But brand managers care more about quarterly returns than they do about not wrecking the company.

      Maybe some of us that believe in a free market have taught our children not to chew on every damn thing within reach, and as such are not that concerned about a some lead paint. I do understand the need for this sort of government oversight considering knuckle dragging sheeple that can barely maintain themselves and thus keep begging for someone else to overlook their brain dead progeny.

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    14. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Our product safety commission apparently can't understand the difference between learning tools for children and toys for physical play.

      No, it is the congress that defined what falls into the categories requiring testing of children's products, namely anything marketed to or intended for children under 12.

    15. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by metrometro · · Score: 1

      Troll mod? Nice work, Slashdot.

    16. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by metrometro · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess you don't have kids. Children start chewing on everything in reach at six months, and continue for about a year. It's actually a development milestone, related to learning how to chew and manage solid foods. Which is why having lead in kids products is a terrible engineering decision, one that Slashdot appears to applaud: Lead just wants to be free!

    17. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      When adults aren't smart enough to know it is a rule not a ruler, what can we expect of the children.

      You'll be telling me next the kit contains a compass rather than a pair of compasses!!

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    18. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      You did? Awesome. I tried to convince my chemistry teacher in high school to do it, but he wimped out :/ Granted, I wasn't asking ENTIRELY out of innocent chemistry fascination at the time ;)

      How is the EE/CS change working out for you? Seems to me it might be just as boring in different ways. No?

    19. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      They isn't. The illiteracy level of our children are appalling

    20. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well? Is they?

    21. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      Tools for learning are not for physical play.

      As a university lab manager, I wish I could have this tatooed on the foreheads of some students.

    22. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Of course, the real problem to me is focusing on just child toys instead of a more broad testing of products.
      Agreed, most rulers, pens, pencils, scissors etc kids use are probably neither bought as part of "toys" or marketed explicitly for children so focusing on the ones in the "toys" while ignoring the general supply seems stupid and unfair to me.

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    23. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by mysidia · · Score: 1

      There's probably a simple solution to this then.. don't market it to children, market it to their parents, and don't denote it as intended for children under age 12....

    24. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      [...] designed and constructed in a manner which is appropriately safe given the intended use of the product it is contained in, including the target market.

      You know, children's fingers have the capability of removing the sense of vision in other children.

      CHILDREN'S FINGERS NEED TO BE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!

      And, if you do it at birth, you can keep them next to the foreskin, so if your useless child needs any sort of genetic oh shit I'm done with this thought.

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    25. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      The Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 was passed almost certainly because of all the China-toys-with-lead-paint issues of late [...]

      Yeah, y'know I wonder if that wasn't just tribal warfare at work. "Poison their kids and we'll win in 50 years."

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    26. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Iz

    27. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually no. EE/CS in the embedded world changes daily. Everything is always new and it's a wild west of discovery out here. New ways of controlling things, new software designs for smart buildings, energy conservation, etc...

      Every 6 months, what was "the standard" is then out of date and thrown away as useless. If you are not on top of the changes and learning every single day you end up falling behind.

      The world of chemistry is NOT like that. the lab grunt does not get to discover or make innovative decisions or research an idea. you get to do the same thing you did last month... Oh and take out the trash...

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    28. Re:And people wonder why the US is falling behind by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Children start chewing on everything in reach at six months, and continue for about a year.

      So, your claiming that an 18 month old needs to be protected by the Federal government from the possibility of leaded paperclips included in chemistry sets? Are you even claiming that you would leave the 18 month old unsupervised long enough to eat its toys?

      I stand by my comment, and my two (semi)well-adjusted sons.

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  6. Just look at what Clippy did to MS Office... by Faatal · · Score: 1

    Just look at what Clippy did to MS Office... That line is epic.

  7. Buy Now! by chiph · · Score: 1

    Now comes with Science Rock !

    1. Re:Buy Now! by sureshot007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now comes with Science Rock !

      * Warning - Science Rock is not for use with actual science.

    2. Re:Buy Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now comes with Science Rock !

      * Warning - Science Rock is not for use with actual science.

      * Do not taunt Happy Fun Science Rock.

  8. Does this mean... by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....that the "My First Meth Lab" is probably never going to reach store shelves?

    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about Meth Labs? I want the My First Neurosurgery Kit.

    2. Re:Does this mean... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Uh, it already did... Now they're trying to stuff the Sudafed menace back in the bottle... (Really, Slashcode, I can't possibly have something to say in less than a minute? Go fuck yourself. Minute over.)

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  9. Some rulers are dangerous by Storebj0rn · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's clearly irresponsible to expose kids to some rulers; Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin and under certain conditions George W Bush

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    1. Re:Some rulers are dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah our current ruler is sharp as a whip...

    2. Re:Some rulers are dangerous by vegiVamp · · Score: 0, Troll

      > under certain conditions George W Bush

      Those conditions being him breathing ?

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  10. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If rulers are too dangerous for these guys, just stop for a moment and think about how dangerous a keyboard or a mouse could be. It could never happen.

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  11. Can't the Clippy Jokes Die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, it is so hacky and keep making old and outdated jokes about Clippy and and BSODs, can you people just ever let anything go?

    Of course, I'm on a site that still uses the Bill Gates Borg icon, so i guess not.

  12. 50's chemistry kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother gave me a chemistry kit from the 50's. It had a huge bottle of Potassium Cholorate, a big bottle of Ammonia Nitrate, among other dangerous chemicals. Those were the days...

    Maybe chemistry sets should just contain a couple of sponges (must be too large to stuff in mouth). It's the only way to protect the children.

    1. Re:50's chemistry kit by symes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is an important point - and I wonder if anyone has every bothered to investigate whether a bit of risky fun early in life is more likely to interest kids in science than teaching them from a rather dull text book. When I was a kid a bunch of us went on a school trip to a nuclear power reactor. When we visited the control room the senior engineer took us to a panel, turned a dial and made us watch as a temperature guage moved upwards - he had moved the control rod up out of the stack. He explained what was going on, we were all facinated, and then said he ought to put it back or the alarms might go off and he might get in trouble. Ok, not a chemistry set, but it highlights how engaging a bit of real world experimentation can be. I can't imagine kids these days could even get close to insides of a reactor, let alone play with control rods. Those were the days...

    2. Re:50's chemistry kit by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Chemistry set? Hell, the one I lusted after was the A. C. Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab. Never got it.

      rj

    3. Re:50's chemistry kit by budcub · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the 70's and had a chemistry set. It was fun, but the child safety caps they put on the chemical bottles were industrial strength. You needed either a special key, or as I found out later, a heavy duty screw driver to get the lids off. But it was still a lot of fun.

      Around the same time, an older relative gave me an old chemistry set that had belonged to her older brother. No child safety caps, more interesting chemicals and experiments to run, and more interesting glassware (beakers, you could order a thistle funnel, etc). I wanted to order the more cool stuff out of their catalog but it was no longer available.

      In high school chemistry, our class was 95% lecture. We only did lab work 2 or 3 times that I recall. The lab was there, but gathering dust. This was an honors chemistry class too.

    4. Re:50's chemistry kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we visited the control room the senior engineer took us to a panel, turned a dial and made us watch as a temperature guage moved upwards - he had moved the control rod up out of the stack. He explained what was going on, we were all facinated, and then said he ought to put it back or the alarms might go off and he might get in trouble.

      You were had. Nuclear power plants have simulator control rooms, where they show how things will react after you make specific changes. The engineer in question was quite brilliant in presenting it to the kids as the real thing, because that definitely adds to the interest, and now you're paying attention to his explanation of what's going on. The man missed his calling as a teacher, he has real talent. That said, he didn't really risk getting fired just to show some kids a temperature gauge go up. And he certainly didn't risk a real incident which might cause a bunch of safety measures to be enabled and completely ruin the day for everyone, not to mention a story at the local news which is going to get all the NIMBYs riled up about the plant.

    5. Re:50's chemistry kit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      In high school chemistry, our class was 95% lecture. We only did lab work 2 or 3 times that I recall. The lab was there, but gathering dust. This was an honors chemistry class too.

      Wow, that's sad. My school chemistry lessons (in the UK) in the '90s involved practicals at least once a week, twice in some weeks (most experiments required a double lesson to complete, so we couldn't do them every time). We were all expected to have lab coats and safety goggles by age 14 and if your lab coat didn't have lots of chemical stains and burns on it, people laughed at you in the class.

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    6. Re:50's chemistry kit by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      My grandmother gave me a chemistry kit from the 50's. It had a huge bottle of Potassium Cholorate, a big bottle of Ammonia Nitrate, among other dangerous chemicals. Those were the days...

      Sigh... Having grown up with those kinds of chemistry sets, I can tell you that every boy understood clearly that Dangerous==Fun. The idea was to learn enough chemistry to make things go boom, or preferably BOOM! Potassium chlorate mixed with finely powdered aluminum created a suitably exothermic reaction. By the time I was in high school, I had made guncotton and an impressive quantity of thermite. My friends and I generated hydrogen chemically and launched fairly large hydrogen balloons fused to detonate at altitude. (Impressive at night.) Every kid I knew from about age 11 on seemed to have an endless supply of carbide, which fueled countless creative, and largely percussive, projects. All of us made it to adulthood with 20 digits and 2 eyes, although there were some times I was missing eyebrows.

      If I was growing up today, I would certainly have been arrested as a terrorist by age 14.

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    7. Re:50's chemistry kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both my brother and I are engineers and played with chemistry sets when we were little. We made a crossbow and shot a bird. We made chlorine gas in our neighbors garage and really upset all our parents. But I look forward to making chlorine gas with my kids and shooting our first potato cannon. The only difference is that this time there might be some supervision.

  13. Sloppy by symes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must say that I find the concerns raised by the Consumer Product Safety Commission to be lacking. They haven't, for example, considered the considerable harms posed by the science kits manual itself. The risk of a paper cut is considerable.

    1. Re:Sloppy by CaptainLard · · Score: 1
      "Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper."

      - Simpsons of course

    2. Re:Sloppy by noidentity · · Score: 1

      They haven't, for example, considered the considerable harms posed by the science kits manual itself. The risk of a paper cut is considerable.

      That's nothing compared to the dangers of paper inhalation. Or rapid oxidation, don't even get me started on that. That can take out a whole neighborhood.

    3. Re:Sloppy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I must say that I find the concerns raised by the Consumer Product Safety Commission to be lacking.

      I wonder what their assessment of a firearm would be :o)

  14. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because where is the fun in that? See, chemistry sets are designed to encourage children to pursue science. If you are just doing it on the computer, why not just play a FPS on the computer? It doesn't teach kids to really explore or to think like a scientist.

    The Consumer Product Safety commission should only be concerned about things that are really hazards when used correctly or things that are easily used incorrectly, for example, lead based paint on children's toys, yeah thats a real concern. The fact that some children -might- -possibly- use some materials in a science kit and get hurt is nearly non-existent.

    The more we regulate science kits and lose children's natural curiosity in the world around us by essentially telling them that anyplace other than indoors watching TV and doing a bit of exercise on the treadmill is going to kill them, the more we can watch the US slip further and further into the dark ages...

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  15. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers are dangerous, they're filled with carcinogenic compounds and god forbid if the computer is connected to the Intertubes. There's PORN on the Intertubes and the children will be scarred for life if they see naked people and they will treat women with disrespect from thereon. Not to mention all the millions upon millions of pedophiles on the Intertubes just waiting to snatch up all the children.

  16. Kids today are coddled pussies. by bobdotorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only reason we have safe laboratories today is because in the 1970's, science kits killed the careless ones.

    Hell, even our playgrounds weeded out the stupid.

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    1. Re:Kids today are coddled pussies. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The only reason we have safe laboratories today is because in the 1970's, science kits killed the careless ones.

      you sir are my hero.

      I also am sick of the coddling of the population to eliminate natural selection.

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  17. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Probably. The only problem is you don't get a feeling for it actually happening in front of your eyes when you start playing. I kinda remember my first kit, about half of it was full of highly dangerous and toxic chemicals that would have been banned today. But I learned a lot.

    Maybe it was because I understood that if I ate the copper sulfate it would have been a moderately bad idea. Well that and my parents taught me to be responsible, and you know...read the instruction booklet.

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  18. Viva los trombones! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paper clips are great toys/tools. Stop protecting the children from themselves and their inate curiosity and creativity.

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    1. Re:Viva los trombones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids are meant to be slaves. Risk-taking behavior, curiosity are undesirable treats for slaves.

  19. Paper-clips but not tobacco by kwbauer · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is that the government claims to have the authority via the CPSC to ban these kits and all kinds of other stuff but they say they cannot find the authority anywhere to ban tobacco? Personally, I'm one of those "small government" whackos that thinks all of this is nonsense but why can't they at least be consistent in their overstepping?

    1. Re:Paper-clips but not tobacco by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The government actually gets its authority from the people. If they ban tobacco, there will be backlash. Banning science kits gives you a noisy minority that doesn't care to do anything but bitch.

    2. Re:Paper-clips but not tobacco by maxume · · Score: 1

      They are consistent, if you set aside your axe and grinder.

      (See, it is illegal to market tobacco to children, and adults can buy all sorts of wonderful dangerous chemicals, tools and weapons)

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    3. Re:Paper-clips but not tobacco by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Tobacco is for adults. These 'science' kits are for kids.

      Anything is possible if you do it for the children.

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    4. Re:Paper-clips but not tobacco by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      So as long as they print on the box "Only for use by adults 18+" then they can put anything they want in them?

      "Liberals" call those loopholes, and complain about them constantly.

    5. Re:Paper-clips but not tobacco by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Not print on the box: Pass a law saying that only adults can buy them. And require ID checks.

      (Although they might be able to get away with your version, in this case. For a while.)

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  20. The sources of real harm by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Television, fast food, sugary drinks, drivers with cellphones, schools and parents.

    Also, magnets are pretty safe as long as you don't eat more than one at a time. Although a science kit really needs at least two magnets to be interesting, so I guess it is impossible to make a safe science kit if your kid has pica.

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  21. The federal commission of me agrees by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    The federal commission of me agrees: science should be banned in the USA, so should be the last remnants of common sense; any display of individuality and unhealthy interest in any particular subject need to be investigated to establish the safety of such behavior as it relates to the society in total.

    Everything must be made not just safe enough, but safe with a huge margin of error so that there is no chance of any accident happening ever at all. Of-course accidents are mostly responsible for a large number of scientific discoveries, so any evidence of scientific discovery must be investigated to isolate the main reason and find out where the safety procedures have failed to prevent such an occurrence to make sure it never happens again.

    Have a safe day.

    1. Re:The federal commission of me agrees by Reziac · · Score: 1

      More insightful than funny, and unfortunately we are fast becoming exactly that parody of ourselves. :(

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    2. Re:The federal commission of me agrees by rogerz · · Score: 1

      That's not funny at all. Or, it's so funny it hurts.

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    3. Re:The federal commission of me agrees by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Everything must be made not just safe enough, but safe with a huge margin of error so that there is no chance of any accident happening ever at all. Of-course accidents are mostly responsible for a large number of scientific discoveries, so any evidence of scientific discovery must be investigated to isolate the main reason and find out where the safety procedures have failed to prevent such an occurrence to make sure it never happens again.

      Have a safe day.

      Dr. Cocteau? Is that you?

      Another apropo "Demolition Man" reference, a quote by the "Simon Phoenix" character;

      "Simon Phoenix: All right, gentlemen, let's review. The year is 2032 - that's two-zero-three-two, as in the 21st Century - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies."

      -And one more, not only because it quite humorously and acerbically sums up where society is heading, but also just because it's my favorite from that movie and the character is played by Dennis Leary, one of my all-time fave comedians;

      "Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan... I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit with a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."

      By allowing this government-mandated over-protection and coddling, we're raising a bunch of children that will grow up to be those 47-year-old virgins, sitting around in their beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

      Strat

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  22. Magnets are not what they once were by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have seen Xrays of children that have swallowed magnets - it aint good, and probably could have been prevented yet still allowed children to explore magnetism. magnets are also much stronger and more brittle than they were when I was a kid, the risks have changed and it is responsible to review policy. I don't think anyone wants to stop children learning here and I don't want to buy a science kit for my kid that's full of things that are more dangerous than they need to be.
    By all means balance risk against learning benefit, but let there be some balance, not just recklessness to save a penny by not removing the sharp edges on a ruler.

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    1. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a thought: teach your kids not to swallow magnets.

      If your kid is too stupid not to eat two magnets, they shouldn't be given a science kit. Heck, you should probably just lock them in a padded room so they can't hurt themselves. Science kits aren't given to two year olds, if your kid who is 7 or 8 swallows magnets, either you've failed as a parent or your kid is pretty damn stupid.

      If you don't like what is in science kits, don't buy them for your kid, and your kid will end up in a low paying job eating away at society's wealth by using welfare and the like.

      But let us who can actually raise kids and don't want our kids to end up with dreams and aspirations beyond the local Burger King buy the kits for our kids.

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    2. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought: teach your kids not to swallow magnets.

      Exactly! It's like all these packages with "choking hazard" warnings or, like, "danger, this is poison" warnings. Just teach your kids not to swallow these things, and they'll just totally not do it, 'cuz kids are like that! Right?

    3. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F**kin magnets... how do they work.

    4. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is this modded down? it's absolutely right.
      if a person is still swallowing random objects past the age of 2, he has bigger issues and is not the target consumer of a "science kit".

    5. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What dumbass let's a kid stupid enough or immature enough to put it in their nose or eat something, near a rare earth magnet?

      Kids can learn with low power iron powder magnets that are flexible. When they are mature enough to not stick crap in their mouth or nose or ear, then you let them near bigger stuff.

      It's like brain dead stupid parents that buy a 3 year old a laser pointer. What dumbass does that?

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    6. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by azmodean+1 · · Score: 1

      I know it's just too hard to RTFA, but then you get crap like this. It's not about the ruler being sharp, it's about testing the rulers and paper clips for dangerous chemicals like lead. The problem being that it's exactly the same as the ruler that you can buy without this testing as long as it doesn't say "for kids" on it.

      This seems to be some kind of power grab by the committee to try to regulate everything that might come in contact with a child and that they can make an argument that it is marketed to kids.

      Having said that though, didn't the kits used to just have an invoice of mundane objects that you had to round up to do the experiments? It seems like a waste to have rulers and paper clips in every kit.

    7. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The responsible thing to do would be to not let your children use these kits unsupervised until you are certain they are mature enough not to swallow the magnets. There's plenty of dangers in the world, and no responsible parent would let their children anywhere they did not know they could handle themselves appropriately. I don't see how this is any different.

    8. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, yeah. Past the age of like two your kid shouldn't be swallowing random stuff. You don't give science kits to two year olds, you give them to 7 or 8 year olds or perhaps 5 and 6 year olds with a lot of parental supervision.

      If your kid won't listen to you about eating random crap and is about 4 or older, you've screwed up as a parent or there is something wrong with your kid.

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    9. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by garwain · · Score: 1

      And yet on farms that have a lot of metal debris in the fields, cattle are fed magnets to collect the metal scraps, and prevent damage to the cows innards... I guess cattle just have a better digestive tract design.

    10. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by rotide · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just structured your sentence in a confusing manner, but there comes a point in everyone's life where swallowing random things stops being the "thing to do" and that's usually at what, 2 or 3 years of age? After that point you have to start understanding that not everything is food.

      If you can't figure out at age 7+ that a magnet isn't food and that chemicals aren't treats, either you have a mental handicap or your parents have utterly failed. Besides, if you're too ignorant to understand that swallowing something like a magnet isn't safe, I don't think a warning label is going to assist you much.

      Ohhh, good thing this Bleach bottle has a warning, I thought it was going to make a good substitute for the Tang I just ran out of!

    11. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. Past the age of like two your kid shouldn't be swallowing random stuff.

      Yeah, either you don't have kids, or you've forgotten what it's like to be one, and so drastically underestimate just how fucking stupid they can be...

    12. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you can't figure out at age 7+ that a magnet isn't food and that chemicals aren't treats, either you have a mental handicap or your parents have utterly failed.

      I'll repeat to you what I said to the other guy: you *clearly* underestimate how stupid kids can be. Good judgment and common sense are something most people learn the hard way through trial and error. Spend a little time in a trauma ward and just see how intelligent your average fucking adult is, let alone a 7-year-old...

    13. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they would test it for being sharp too, and I'm equally sure that the type of rule that would come in a science kit would be the cheapest possible kind, made of sharpened radioactive asbestos by children in far eastern countries. After all, who buys the science kit for the quality of the ruler ?
      I like your point questioning why a science kit should contain readily available items. Quite frankly I want a science kit to contain all the things I don't already have or are somehow harder to obtain. But I do think that additional expectations are reasonable when something is labeled "for children" and unfortunately I think the same people who are too lazy to go find a ruler on their own, and need it packaged in the kit, are the same people who are too lazy to supervise their kids.

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    14. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by rotide · · Score: 1

      It seems the average IQ of those we choose to be around are quite different. That being said, and this is meant as a joke, coming from someone with a UID of "Abcd1234", I'm not at all surprised!

    15. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just teach your kids not to swallow these things, and they'll just totally not do it, 'cuz kids are like that! Right?

      Pretty much. When I was in elementary school, there was a drive on to label household poisons with a "Mr. Yuck" sticker so that kids like us wouldn't drink them. They handed us stickers and made us watch films and lectured us on not drinking bleach. We sat there and blankly looked at them with incredulity: drinking poison would be fatally stupid, and we weren't going to do something fatally stupid. It's a basic self-preservation instinct. There was no need for Mr. Yuck stickers in our houses, because we knew better than to eat the washing powder.

      Sure, there are kids who lack that. They're fatally stupid. They'll sit there and chug foul-tasting bleach for no discernible reason, contrary to what all their senses (ew, tastes yuck!) and reason (this isn't what we drink!) tell them. These are, of course, unique and precious snowflakes, but they're on the wrong tail of the bell curve, and they're going to harm themselves one way or another, whether by drinking drano or by clubbing themselves to death with Elmo's plastic eyeballs or hanging themselves with toilet paper. A religious man might say that they're predestined to failure, the province of the archangel Darwin and his Fiery Sword of Natural Selection, whom the Lord set over all creation lest the stupid should inherit the Earth. If these kids are stupid enough to swallow magnets, drink windex, seal their breathing orifices with plastic bags, or whatever it is that they do to merit the discontinuation of their gene line, that's not grounds for the rest of us to change our lives for their benefit.

      Taking magnets or rulers out of science kits? That's just the corollary of No Child Left Behind: namely that the Rest of Us Get Nowhere because We're Stuck Waiting for Them.

    16. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I don't know. They had removed them all from the science kits by the time I got one :(

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    17. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you never understood what it was like to be a kid that wasn't a dumbass. So by all means, please keep eating magnets when you're 7 years old, and encourage your kids to do so. The less morons the better.

    18. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Shompol · · Score: 1

      By all means, keep them away from science kits at the age when they swallow stuff. What good is ruler with smooth edges, and how much harm can it really do? I have kitchen table with "sharp" edges! Let's just put them in plastic bubbles, where they cannot hurt themselves.

    19. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spend a little time in a trauma ward and just see how intelligent your average fucking adult is, let alone a 7-year-old..."

      Rather proves the point though doesn't it? I was young and stupid at age 7, now I'm old and stupid. Why discriminate against the young when we are both stupid?

      Furthermore, may as well start learning when I am young just how stupid I am so I can at least prepare for how stupid I am going to be later when my toys include multi-thousand pound machines with excessive top speeds and nailguns that could kill a moose at a thousand paces. :D

    20. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by tibit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. We never had a problem with our daughter and household chemicals. She figured out how to open childproof kitchen cabinet locks when she was ~14 months old. Took her 20 minutes, apparently. We have been repeatedly instructing her as to why it's a bad idea to play with those things you find there, and what happens when you swallow some -- including showing pictures of perforated stomachs. Then I managed to get some pig stomachs to see what HCl-containing toilet cleaner did to them. She doesn't do a lot of silly stuff because she knows exactly what's going to happen to her if she would. You run across the street? -- here's some compound fracture pics to see and learn from. Easy as cake. We abhor unsubstantiated rules, and at age 6 she does understand the reasoning for most of the things we expect of her. Including that some rules are simply social constructs adhered to from respect to others.

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    21. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by tibit · · Score: 1

      Good judgement and common sense are learned abilities. You let your 7 y.o. roam wild with no feedback from parents, and he/she will end up with trauma. No shit, what did you expect.

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    22. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by tibit · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but your suffocation-in-a-bag example is poorly chosen. It's infants and toddlers that suffocate with plastic bags, they often have too little manipulative skills to free themselves, or they don't comprehend cause-and-effect enough. Those warnings are really there to beat the "obvious" into the clueless parents/caregivers. Hard to blame the kid for sticking with stupid parents/sitters at that age.

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    23. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what does that mean when the entire cast of the show Jackass are all richer than you?

    24. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone, even the most brilliant, cautious, and wise of us, will do something stupid every once in a while. I do not think it's a bad thing to make sure that parts from a kit designed to be used by children, who by nature, do stupid things more often, are designed to make injury difficult.

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    25. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a thought: teach your kids not to swallow magnets.

      This is easily done. When a child swallows a magnet then you must force it to swallow all of the magnets in the package. The horseshoe magnet is tricky, but it can be done and the results are worth it. The crying means it's working.

    26. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Rufty · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the 7 year olds eating magnets, it's the 7 year olds not putting their stuff out of reach of their 2 year old sisters...

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    27. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure there exists "stupid" science kits, and "real" science kits. Get your kid one of the stupid ones first, where it's all plastic, the magnets are ridiculously weak, and basically nothing in there can kill you unless you ram it in your ear into your brain. Once you've actually PARENTED the kid in how to use it, if said kid shows the knowledge on how NOT to kill himself... THEN get a real kit.

    28. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you still haven't understood that when you were a kid you were a dumbass. You were able to perceive that other kids were dumbasses because some of them were undoubtedly huge dumbasses. You were unable to perceive your own dumbassery because your childish ego was not capable of admitting the possibility of your own fallibility.

    29. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I do remember being a kid, and I had a lot of toys that were small enough to swallow. I had a lot of swallowable lego from about the age of three. I didn't swallow them, because I'm not a complete moron.

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    30. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      We abhor unsubstantiated rules

      You, sir, are my hero today.

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    31. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Build bigger magnets.

    32. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      We abhor unsubstantiated rules, and at age 6 she does understand the reasoning for most of the things we expect of her.

      No, she doesn't. She has memorized or remembered the reasoning for those things, but she doesn't truly understand them. At that age her brain simply hasn't matured enough to truly understand. Which isn't a bad thing - it's normal.

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    33. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My three year old doesn't put anything in his mouth, other than hair (don't worry, we've started a therapy fund for that one). He could be trusted with anything that he won't confuse with something else. He wouldn't eat glue from a bottle, but might try glue in a tube, thinking it's toothpaste. So with a little thought, the tiniest amount of training, and my 3 year old would be just fine not killing himself with most science kits. I wouldn't say as much about his clothes or the room he's in though (he still likes scissors, and god help his clothes or any cloth nearby, and he's even managed to not hurt himself with them).

      Kids aren't stupid. They are inexperienced and curious. Ignorance is curable. Stupid isn't. They have reasons for what they do, and if you can think like a 3 year old, you can predict and prevent many problems. The problem is the stupid adults who think "child" means "stupid" just because the adult is too stupid to have any empathy. Since you think children are stupid, that is proof to me that you are.

    34. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I'll repeat to you what I said to the other guy: you *clearly* underestimate how stupid kids can be.

      Correct. How stupid some kids can be. And right now, we're letting those stupid kids ruin educational opportunities for the three generations surrounding them. But really the fault is with us, not the stupid kids; Their only fault is being jackasses. We're the ones who are collectively punishing others who aren't at fault in any way.

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    35. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by IICV · · Score: 1

      Hell, a couple of months ago I accidentally dropped a dime on the sidewalk. When I picked it up, my first instinct was to pop it in my mouth. I didn't, but the thing was so tiny and round it called out to me for some weird reason. If I'd had less willpower (by, say, being 7 years old) I might have done it.

    36. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by IICV · · Score: 1

      Man, using rotten.com as a teaching aid. What won't the Internet think of next?

    37. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll say what others have been saying here.

      You or others stupidity should not endanger my right to learn or do research safely.

      *I* am not going to be harmed by a ruler. A 7yo that is intelligent does not swallow items wholesale.

      I'm not sure why we should dumb down education, kits, or anything, to the dumbest level.

      There are toddlers out there that have eaten raccoon shit. I kid you not. They've died from it too (massive egg infection in the scat, leading to death by worm infestation). I realize some people have pica, but damn people, I've never eaten anything like that. I never had protected outlets either, not stupid enough to stick my fingers in something I wasn't looking and aware of what was inside in the first place. Even the dumbest of the overly interested have enough sense to smell then lick before they eat.

      I did, however, once trip down the porch stairs when I was 5yo, from the 2nd floor, falling 7 feet and landing on my left side, dislocating my left shoulder and hip, twisting my left ankle severely, amongst other things. I never once thought that stairs should be outlawed. I learned they were dangerous. Imagine now, stairs outlawed, elevators in demand!

    38. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by the_womble · · Score: 1

      1) I have a seven year old
      2) He does understand how stupid some kids can be - he did mention metal handicap.
      3) Think of it as evolution in action.

    39. Re:Magnets are not what they once were by tibit · · Score: 1

      This is what we thought, until she started coming up with her own examples and further deductions. I'm not guaranteeing that she will always think before doing stuff of course -- heck, I didn't, even when I was well into the adulthood ;)

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  23. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What do you need actual chemicals and stuff for, not to mention rulers and paper clips? Why not just a "My Science Kit" app, and do virtual experiments? Although I guess you could drop the PC on your foot or something, which could also be dangerous.

    Because chemistry is real and software isn't.

  24. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by AnonymousClown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the same reason most people prefer sex with a real partner as opposed to jerking-off to porn?

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  25. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As someone who has played with software based labs, it doesn't compare to the real thing. It's one thing to click on two test tubes and have a thrid change color, but it entirely different to see the color change in real life as you add the reagents.

    Science used to be cool because it was exciting. Small explosions, corrosive chemicals, and chemical reactions are cool, clicking some buttons on a computer program to simulate this is lame. If you want kids to like science, it needs to be (somewhat) dangerous. Schools should be encouraging thinking (ie. fire is hot so don't burn yourself, don't drink/touch hydrochloric acid, etc). If a few kids get hurt, well, hopefully they at least learned something, even if that something is that science can be dangerous.

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  26. recommendations? by magarity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can anyone recommend a good science kit with all kinds of things about to be banned? I have a 5 1/2 year old who and we could have a good time with a decent kit. Preferably one with plenty of toxic and/or explosive chemicals and of course some sharp objects, etc.

    1. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When we were kids we couldn't afford science kits. We just had to play with gun powder, gasoline, matches and plastic models. And we liked it.

    2. Re:recommendations? by Duradin · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you can find a copy, most likely digital and illegal as the physical version is rather rare bordering on non-existent, The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments has a lot of experiments that can be done with household items or other relatively common components.

      "Many of the experiments contained in the book are now considered highly dangerous for unsupervised children, and would not appear in a modern children's chemistry book." from Wikipedia.

    3. Re:recommendations? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Broken glass and old razorblades are a good start.

      Another is give the kid a nice assortment of pool chemicals and a portable propane torch.

      Great way to learn...

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    4. Re:recommendations? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Can anyone recommend a good science kit with all kinds of things about to be banned?

      Not exempting materials from existing safety testing requirements isn't the same thing as banning them.

    5. Re:recommendations? by Atriqus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Found it readily readable/downloadable here.

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    6. Re:recommendations? by trb · · Score: 1
      When I was a boy, we had unsafe toys, and we liked 'em.

      (Suffer through the short ad, it's worth it...)

      http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/irwin-mainway/1185611/

    7. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone recommend a good science kit with all kinds of things about to be banned? I have a 5 1/2 year old who and we could have a good time with a decent kit. Preferably one with plenty of toxic and/or explosive chemicals and of course some sharp objects, etc.

      http://www.turbopyro.com/

    8. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a licensed parent?

    9. Re:recommendations? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You are my new hero :)

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    10. Re:recommendations? by RossR · · Score: 1

      When we were kids we couldn't afford science kits. We just had to play with gun powder, gasoline, matches and plastic models. And we liked it.

      ... a big magnifying glass and the ants were free.

    11. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments, but similar: Scientific Experiments for Fun and Instruction

    12. Re:recommendations? by Miaomiao · · Score: 1

      http://www.scribd.com/doc/21654883/The-Golden-Book-of-Chemistry-Experiments for a link to the book.

      Most of what I learned about chemistry came from an old science kit from my dad as well as a book that he had as a child growing up (with lots of physical experiments as well) I also got a full dissection kit from my grandfather when I was eight.

      I was also learning how to cook starting when I was seven, and made an absolutely horrid cake (okay sweetie, you pick the ingredients, and lets see how it works!) amazingly, it was edible...

      Talking about removing rulers from science kits seems like a slippery slope to me, my science kit had razors, beakers, a tealight bunsen burner, needles and tweezers.

      Put a label on it and say adult supervision required, and trust the adult to keep the kids from whacking eachother over the head with sticks. A bratty kid who pokes another kid bad enough to seriously injure them will find something outside the science kit to do the same thing, taking things out of the science kit wont do a bit of good.

    13. Re:recommendations? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call that a slippery slope, I'd call it the bottom.

    14. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least link to a site that does not require and account or $$. http://chemistry.about.com/b/2008/08/05/banned-book-the-golden-book-of-chemistry-experiments.htm

    15. Re:recommendations? by mister_dave · · Score: 1

      An old Blogging Heads segment mentioned a science curriculum developed by the NSF [National Science Foundation]. I vaguely remember looking into this at the time, and it being a downloadable, grade/age ordered sequence of projects/activities, but I can't seem to track it down now.

    16. Re:recommendations? by mister_dave · · Score: 1

      Just looked through my old bookmarks, and I think the NSF curriculum activities I mentioned above are on the National Science Resources Center website

      .

    17. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://homechemlab.com/

    18. Re:recommendations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few good small companies out there that make real kits for use.
      I happen to run one myself. http://www.pansci.com/

      For US based ones,
      A good one would be United Nuclear http://www.unitednuclear.com/
      Chemicals and chemicals.

    19. Re:recommendations? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      If I has a book like this in my youth, I have little doubt that I'd be a chemist today.

      As it turns out, all I had were videogames and spirographs sets, so I became a mathematician.

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  27. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Fucking Christ on a Popsicle stick. Let's just tie those children to their beds god forbid something might happen to them.

  28. LOL GUBMIT BUROKRACY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, the next thing you know they want to test the cups children drink out of, like our children are too stupid to know how to use a glass properly!

    Oh wait... You mean there are reasons to test product safety OTHER than the possibility of simple misuse?

  29. Let darwinism take its course by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    If you die choking on a standard plastic ruler, you were too weak to survive in this world. Better you improve the species by not perpetuating your substandard genes.

  30. Pussification by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    We're witnessing the pussification of America right before our eyes.
    It's absolutely sickening.

    1. Re:Pussification by Fritz+T.+Coyote · · Score: 1

      Just one more step.

      Wimpy masses are easier to manipulate.

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  31. Spending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the top of the pyramid, it hardly matters what you spend the money on. Nor does it matter whether your "goal" succeeds or fails, or indeed, whether your "goal" even makes sense.

    What matters is that the money passes through your hands. The bigger your cash flow, the better your chance to exploit that cash flow for personal gain.

    There's a reason why every year government spends more, borrows more, and seizes more power over the people, and it's not because expanding the business of government is unprofitable for those at the top.

  32. damn I despise the CPSC by r00t · · Score: 1

    The CPSC could stick to something useful, like banning products with hidden and unexpected dangers, but no. As a government agency they must expand to get more power. They are self-interested. They attract power-hungry people who desire to control what we can buy. They attract people who like to show off a list of accomplishments that allegedly protect the children.

    I still miss the lawn darts. (jarts) Lawn darts could kill you, but they were fun (unlike anything that meets approval) and they helped to remove idiots from the gene pool.

    Fortunately the CPSC haven't yet banned power tools, so I can still find toys for my kids. Home Depot and Lowe's are the new toy stores.

    1. Re:damn I despise the CPSC by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The CPSC could stick to something useful, like banning products with hidden and unexpected dangers, but no.

      That's why the testing requirements exist, to identify hidden and unexpected dangers.

      The CPSC is not seeking to ban anything. It is refusing to exempt materials from the testing requirements that exist to identify hidden and unexpected dangers.

      If you don't test products to identify hidden and unexpected dangers so that you can determine if those dangers exist and, if they exist, whether they are so extensive so as to make it appropriate to ban the product or whether appropriate guidance which renders them not hidden and unexpected is sufficient, then you can't deal with hidden and unexpected dangers.

    2. Re:damn I despise the CPSC by r00t · · Score: 1

      OK, so why can't I buy lawn darts?

      Oddly, I can still buy a chainsaw. We've all heard that "what goes up must come down", but getting saw kickback is not so obvious.

    3. Re:damn I despise the CPSC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately the CPSC haven't yet banned power tools, so I can still find toys for my kids. Home Depot and Lowe's are the new toy stores.

      Two cordless belt sanders joined together side-by-side, with forward and reverse on each controlled by a simple radio controller, really WOULD make an awesome toy. Imagine, all the other kids are playing with their remote control cars and you demolish them with your 40 mph tank. Battery life would suck, though.

    4. Re:damn I despise the CPSC by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I'll sell you the lawn darts in my parents' basement... what's your offer :)

  33. This is a sure sign by BreazySpeculation · · Score: 0

    I am now convinced that the world is coming to an end. I fear we have very little time left. I will now attempt suicide by ruler. :(

  34. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    I prefer hands on science class...

    Lesson one electricity... Kids on your desk is a fork, grab the fork and go find the nearest electrical outlet. Tell me what you discover...

    "teacher! Johnny stuck the fork in the outlet 6 times now... he giggles when he get's shocked!"

    Thank you sally.... Johnny, you are being sent to the special class...

    your homework children is to learn about hot.. find something hot and tell me what you learn about it.

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  35. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about those nasty things called Pencils? You can stab someone with them, I know someone who fell down and stabbed themselves, I still remember the ambulance they called.

  36. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Important degrees are for the rich. The kids that go to private schools that are not restricted to fischer-price education.

    Public school is for the factory workers, trained to say "yes" and do whatever they are told.

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  37. This is why US science education is screwed... by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Informative

    You know all of those guys who worked for NASA in the 60s, designing and building the rockets that took us to the moon? Well, they had radioactive sources and Geiger counters in their science kits.

    And kids today are going to have to fight to get paper clips and magnets. Sigh.

    1. Re:This is why US science education is screwed... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Headed by a guy whose primary purpose in the years prior was designing delivery systems for explosives to hit London.

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    2. Re:This is why US science education is screwed... by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Headed by a guy whose primary purpose in the years prior was designing delivery systems for explosives to hit London.

      Wernher von Braun headed the Marshall Space Flight Center from 1960-1970. He never was head of NASA.

      I think this illustrates the progression nicely. If you can't play with paperclips, then you're going to be a fast food worker (or maybe some safer job like anonymous paper shuffler). If you get to play with radioactive sources, you get to be a rocket engineer. And if your parents let you bomb London, you get to head a major rocketry program.

    3. Re:This is why US science education is screwed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good example is Homer Hickman's autobiography, originally published as Rocket Boys: A Memoir and then retitled October Sky to match the (much inferior) movie. It tells of him growing up in the 1950's, building his own rockets, using home made explosives and reaching as high as six miles into the atmosphere.

      Could you imagine anyone doing that today?

  38. If they want to be so f_cking safe... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    I they want to be so f_cking safe, they should put their children in a straight jacket and toss them into padded cells.

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    1. Re:If they want to be so f_cking safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the f_cking censorship? FUCK!

  39. I still have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    8 of my fingers left after playing with my chemistry set when I was a kid, and I'm grateful.

  40. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

    Are you being serious or sarcastic ? I can't even tell any more.

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  41. They are worried about lead in the paper clips by nysus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'd say that's a legitimate concern. Why is everyone so quick to conclude everyone in government is incompetent? It's irrational so chill the fuck out.

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    1. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by zero_out · · Score: 1

      I think the question really comes down to: Where do we draw the line at making exceptions? When you allow one exception in the testing system, why not make another? And another? Where do you draw the line between "commonly known to be safe" and "considered safe by some, but not enough"? This isn't about determining what is safe or not. It's about determining what should be tested.

    2. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      These paper clips are no different to those that a kid could come into contact with in any of a hundred other day-to-day situations. Either there's a general safety problem with the lead content of paper clips or there isn't - being a part of a science kit doesn't change that.

    3. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      I'd say that's a legitimate concern. Why is everyone so quick to conclude everyone in government is incompetent? It's irrational so chill the fuck out.

      The accusation here is not that they're incompetent, but too competent at doing the wrong thing (prohibiting parents from giving informed consent to relatively minor risks to/for their children) because political appointees don't share the same child-rearing values as parents that would decide differently from them.

    4. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is everyone so quick to conclude everyone in government is incompetent?

      With many people, that's not a conclusion, its a fundamental, axiomatic assumption. Or, put another way, an article of faith.

    5. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the question really comes down to "why the fuck are people still making shit out of lead?" We could quit forcing everyone to test for it in everything you give a kid if it wasn't for the fact that even WITH the testing, people are still making shit out of lead, cadmium, and however many other heavy metals they can cram in there. Seriously, is the word for toxic like one letter off from the word for steel in Chinese or something?

      Yeah, I get that some stuff (like solder) works better with lead, I'm just having a hard time figuring out why anyone would put lead in vinyl baby bibs.

    6. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to be an article of faith? They're demanding that PAPERCLIPS be tested for lead! In a CHEMISTRY KIT! How many examples of complete idiocy do we need before we just conclude that they're all morons?

      They just completed widening the sidewalk next to my house. It is now 10ft wide, and still no one walks on them. Two weeks ago, they put up STOP signs at the intersections (Yes, stop signs for the sidewalks). Last week, they took the signs down. Seems that one department with some money to burn was to incompetent to check to see if it was legal to put up extra signs all over the place.

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    7. Re:They are worried about lead in the paper clips by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to be an article of faith?

      I didn't say it needs to be.

      I just said it is.

      They're demanding that PAPERCLIPS be tested for lead!

      Yes, and...so?

      In a CHEMISTRY KIT!

      I think you are mistaking excessive use of all-caps and exclamation points for the presentation of an argument.

      How many examples of complete idiocy do we need before we just conclude that they're all morons?

      I don't know. But certainly, so far, I've seen mor evidence of complete idiocy from you than the CPSC.

      They just completed widening the sidewalk next to my house. It is now 10ft wide, and still no one walks on them. Two weeks ago, they put up STOP signs at the intersections (Yes, stop signs for the sidewalks). Last week, they took the signs down. Seems that one department with some money to burn was to incompetent to check to see if it was legal to put up extra signs all over the place.

      I somehow have a feeling that this unverifiable (as you haven't said where any of this took place) story is, at best, incomplete and misleading. At any rate, the conclusion you offer as to what it seems is not supported by the information in the story, which, even aside from the unverifiability of anything in the story, doesn't present any reason to believe that the conclusion drawn -- that someone was "to [sic] incompetent" to check and see if it was legal -- is true, and particularly that one of the key premises of that conclusion, that anything done was illegal, is true.

      If we accept on faith the factual characterization, while discounting what you describe as your subjective impression based on those facts, there might be a reason to suspect that the action was unnecessary and undesirable considered on its own, but no reason to believe that it is illegal. Indeed, none of the facts related are inconsistent with it being mandated by law, and perhaps just a weird edge case of some combination of laws that are, on balance, good.

  42. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's all fun and games until somebody is garroted by a peripheral cable... all the more reason to go wireless I suppose. But then you have hazardous batteries and nutjobs who think that very low power radio transmitters are going to give them cancer. You just can't win.

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  43. for suitable values of woo woo... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    some would argue that software is real, chemistry isn't.

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    1. Re:for suitable values of woo woo... by treeves · · Score: 1

      Some would argue that those people are idiots. [weasel words ;-)]

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  44. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait 'til you get to the chapter on Darwin and Natural Selection?

  45. Anything can be used as a weapon! by kheldan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ask a Navy SEAL or your friendly neighborhood secret agent, or Vin "I'm going to kill you with my teacup" Diesel, or even your local role playing gamer: almost anything can be used as a weapon to inflict harm on someone. It follows that almost any object, used improperly, can unintentionally inflict harm. Of course a kid can hurt themselves or others with a paperclip or a ruler; it doesn't take a genius to figure that out! It also shouldn't take a genius to figure out that life, and growing up in particular, is full of risks, and that avoiding those risks is neither realistic, nor is it practical or, in my opinion, particularly desirable! I am saddened and angered by the "pussification of America" by removing all sources of everyday harm and risk, the obsessive "childproofing" of everything around us (often without regard for whether it affects adults or not!), and especially the "helicopter parent" mentality: you're raising your kids to be huge pussies! I also suspect that much of this over-sheltering of children is contributing in a big way to the "quarter-life crisis" phenomenon. Instead of "protecting" children to the point of encasing them in bubblewrap and feeding them intravenously (because they might choke on their pablum), how about we teach them the proper use, and more importantly an appropriate level of respect for potentially dangerous objects and situations, so they'll grow up to be responsible, capable adults? Or is that too radical and "dangerous" a concept anymore?

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  46. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that the issue of kid safety actually is something that stops kids from learning because they are in an environment so pampered that they get completely lost whenever they have to leave home.

    Of course kids hurt themselves now and then. It's part of the process, but as long as the injuries aren't permanent then it's experience gained.

    But from a tin foil hat perspective it may be that all these "kid safety" issues are put in place just so that they can learn how to be a good consumer and not try to understand how things works.

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  47. Oh for crying out loud! by KDN · · Score: 1

    Rulers?! Unless they are being used by a nun they are not lethal. Paper clips? Heaven forbid we give these kids staplers. Rubber bands? Tie enough around the neck and you can strangle someone. Erasers? Stuff a hundred or so in your nose and mouth and you could suffocate. Paper? What better to write bomb threats on? Shoes? We could kill someone with those, eventually. Magnifying glass? EVIL EVIL. A pencil? The horrors of millions of children going around without eyes. A desk? Well you could push one out the window and kill someone with those. Clothing? Can't have that, you could strangle someone with it. Books? PORNOGRAPHERS USE BOOKS. Computer? Same as books. Sunshine: causes skin cancer. Water: you could drown in it. Air: can't have that, its injected into bloodstreams by MURDERS.

    Years ago someone had a signature that I am going to paraphrase: A risk free society is for those who don't have the balls to live in the real world. And I think it was a lady that said that.

  48. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    Bah, copper sulfate isn't *that* dangerous. At least not when we're talking 60g in 3.78L of water, using an additional 20mL of 70% sulfuric acid to help it dissolve. At that point you're really almost to "just don't drink it or use it as eyewash, and wash your hands after use" -- it's also nifty for detecting unalloyed iron contamination, dunno what else it reacts with offhand though.

  49. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

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  50. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by tsa · · Score: 0

    That's where you're wrong. All kinds of kids go to public schools, so they also have to give good education.

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  51. Rename it to by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

    Darwin Awards starter kit.

  52. "Hours of fun and safety!" by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Weird thing is I've just come back from the supermarket and I noticed on the side of some kids party novelties that the box advertising had the slogan "Hours of fun and safety!". How depressing. The last thing I wanted as a kid was *safety*. Whatever happened to "Hours of fun and excitement"?

    UK just as bad as the USA sometimes....

  53. Bad summary by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't about banning. This is about testing.

    When I was a kid, someone had a cheap plastic ruler. He slapped it on my desk to wake me up one day and the damn thing shattered.

    What the hell are paper clips doing in a science kit anyway? Is it part of the module on the boring bureaucracy of science?

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    1. Re:Bad summary by zero_out · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wish everyone would RTFA. Or even read the entire summary, instead of skimming the first half. >95% of the comments thus far have completely missed what you pointed out, Ryuuzaki. The issue is what to test, not what is considered a passing result. Do they give a bye to the paper clips and rulers, or do they test all the contents to ensure that everything is safe? Sure, rulers are generally considered safe, but if some hysterical parent of an injured child asks "did you test everything in this kit?" and the commission says "we tested 85% of the contents," do you really think that people are going to care what items fell in the untested 15%? They will focus on the fact that the kit wasn't tested in its entirety.

    2. Re:Bad summary by julesh · · Score: 1

      What the hell are paper clips doing in a science kit anyway?

      At a guess: as a demonstration that a ferro-magnetic material in contact with a magnet becomes magnetic itself, i.e. you can build a chain of paperclips hanging from a magnet to a much greater distance from the magnet than the magnet will attract the paperclips from by itself.

    3. Re:Bad summary by archmcd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paper clips happen to be magnetic, and are a great tool for illustrating magnetism not only between a steel object and a magnet, but between a magnetized piece of steel and another piece of steel (two paper clips). I am at a loss as my science kit when I was little came with sharp nails instead of paper clips. I thought paper clips were a progression in safety.

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    4. Re:Bad summary by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      What the hell are paper clips doing in a science kit anyway? Is it part of the module on the boring bureaucracy of science?

      These things always say "250 Piece Kit" or some such. The marketing department wanted a bigger number, so they added things like paper clips to pad the numbers. Nothing new.

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    5. Re:Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulating to death has the same affect as banning, but it's much safer for the political hacks.

    6. Re:Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things always say "250 Piece Kit" or some such. The marketing department wanted a bigger number, so they added things like paper clips to pad the numbers. Nothing new.

      How many pieces does a jar of iron filings count as?

    7. Re:Bad summary by Minwee · · Score: 1

      What the hell are paper clips doing in a science kit anyway?

      What else are you going to use to grow crystals on if you don't have a bit of string and a paperclip?

      Besides, when your science kit already comes with paperclips, duct tape and baling twine then you are ready for anything.

    8. Re:Bad summary by sharkey · · Score: 1

      That's why you want a quality ruler: wooden with the metal insert. Trying to hone the edge of a plastic ruler for homeroom melees is an exercise in frustration.

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    9. Re:Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hey, you're still around.

    10. Re:Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need the paperclips to fasten together the abstract to the report your manager doesn't read. Obviously.

    11. Re:Bad summary by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Not to mention useful. I've fashioned all sorts of things out of paper clips when I'm in a bind. They are great for making mounts, or for opening CD trays that are stuck, etc. etc. etc.

    12. Re:Bad summary by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Did it wake you?

      If so, functional.

      If not, HE got to get a broom. Not you. Stop whining. Big deal.

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    13. Re:Bad summary by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Even if the paper clips were made of 100% lead (mixed with other toxins) couldn't something like slapping a "Parental supervision required" notice on the package circumvent all these concerns? Then again I haven't really seen that label on a product in years.

  54. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by kheldan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe that to be a rediculous concept. What we should be doing is teaching kids the proper awe and respect for potentially dangerous things, and once they've had that impressed on them, teach them how to handle those things properly.

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  55. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or better:
    You write the name of each reactant on a piece of paper.

    Then you say that they react and put them back into the box and place a piece with the result instead.

    The paper must be made of the same material as 'edible panties'.

    I am going to patent this.

  56. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by azmodean+1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Consumer Product Safety commission should only be concerned about things that are really hazards when used correctly or things that are easily used incorrectly, for example, lead based paint on children's toys, yeah thats a real concern. The fact that some children -might- -possibly- use some materials in a science kit and get hurt is nearly non-existent.

    Surprise! That is exactly what this is about, but the commission is being stupid. The makers of the science kits are bundling ordinary objects like rulers, paper clips, etc in their kits, and the commission is saying that they have to have a testing regime in place that tests everything that goes into the kits for lead and other toxic chemicals because it is arguably marketed to kids. The solution will be that the kit makers will stop making science kits, even something completely innocuous like "how magnetism works kit", because the burden of testing everything that goes into the kits outweighs the potential profit.

    There was a very similar story a while back about low-powered motorcycles marketed to kids that had lead in the ENGINE. The end result looked like it was going to just destroy the market for the product simply on the basis that there was lead in it, regardless of the fact that even if a child disassembled the engine and ate the part in question, it was present in an alloy that would not release the lead into the child's system.

    What the story is really about is the committee trying to make their mandate apply to absolutely everything, regardless of whether it had any real chance of causing damage to children.

  57. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree. Real explosions are fun. Real fire is fun. I still remember the day in 7th grade when we were finally allowed to use bunsen burners. It is in my top 10, despite losing an eyebrow. I think the danger of getting hurt or, in rare cases that probably involve doing something deeply stupid that might well disqualify you from the gene pool, killed are outweighed by just how a) fun and b) useful learning science can be.

    And rulers? Rulers? Are you fucking kidding me?

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  58. Feet and thumbs by Punto · · Score: 1

    I hear those rulers are graded using "feet" and "inches", that's pretty dangerous.

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  59. ac deliv4rs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    suck it, bitches
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1948#comic

  60. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by AhabTheArab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The more we regulate science kits and lose children's natural curiosity in the world around us by essentially telling them that anyplace other than indoors watching TV and doing a bit of exercise on the treadmill is going to kill them, the more we can watch the US slip further and further into the dark ages...

    That's what the powers that be want. You think they want us to explore things for ourselves? To LEARN on our own without relying on the government to tell us what is fact and what is fiction? No, they want us to punch in, punch out, then go home and watch TV and be told what's going on.

  61. TO BE FAIR... by AxemRed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to be the devil's advocate in this case. I don't know the degree of testing that they are recommending be done, but I don't think this is as simple as "OMG someone might poke their eye with a paperclip."

    For example...
    A cheaply made wooden ruler that, after a small amount of bending, starts splintering in a way that will cause it to easily give people splinters may not be good for children under 12.
    Or a plastic ruler that is made out of a material that, instead of simply breaking when bent, shatters and causes sharp shards to fly in all directions (think of bending a CD until it breaks) may not be good for children under 12.
    Or even a paperclip that breaks easily leaving sharp edges or contains unsafe amounts of toxic metals may not be good for children under 12.

    My guess is that reasons like these are why they don't relax the guidelines.

    1. Re:TO BE FAIR... by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dunno about the rulers and paperclips, but I think some standards are clearly required for magnets. You can now cheaply (i.e. for much less money than the average kid gets given in a week) acquire magnets that are strong enough to do serious damage if handled incorrectly. Crush injuries, or splinters of magnetic material if you let one slam into a solid metal surface, or (far worse) another, aren't exactly fun. You don't want a magnet that's too strong in a kids science kit; nor do you want one that doesn't have a good, strong coating that resists fragmentation.

    2. Re:TO BE FAIR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so then the question is not about whether our children are too stupid to use a science kit safely, but why we're being so stupid (as a society) to allow low-grade/poor quality materials into the kits that increases their chances of injury in the first place.

      banning paperclips and rulers isn't the answer. banning cheap manufacturing is.

    3. Re:TO BE FAIR... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      A cheaply made wooden ruler that, after a small amount of bending, starts splintering in a way that will cause it to easily give people splinters may not be good for children under 12.

      OMG!! Not a splinter! The next thing you know, the kid might go outside and pick up a stick. Quick! Call the Stick Elimination Gestapo!

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  62. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by digitig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And just how is software going to help you learn what hydrogen sulphide smells like?

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  63. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the odds that the kid who tries to SWALLOW RULERS is going to have a chemistry set or other sort of science kit?

  64. Don't worry by mysidia · · Score: 1

    It won't be long before the consumer product commission deems paperclips and rulers unsafe for adults as well... Paperclips? They don't carry a proper warning.... someone may put an eye out with that thing.

  65. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    Enraging,

    But true.

    - Dan.

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  66. So does anyone wonder by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Does anyone wonder... why blanket calls for "more regulation!!" can stifle the economy and economic growth?

    (Obligatory disclaimer. Significant portions of regulation in the US are in fact valuable and useful and this comment is not intended as a blanket call for the repeal of regulation. Also, this comment may contain substances known to the state of California to cause cancer. Do not consume this comment with alcohol, if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or may become pregnant. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.)

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  67. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Informative

    But it shouldn't be part of the testing. By childrens toy I mean something that you give to two year olds, something like a pacifier or the like, not a toy intended for kids older than the "lets eat random crap" stage.

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  68. Three choices by wsanders · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have a wonderful book from the 60s, "700 Science Experiments for Everyone", originally published as "UNESCO Source Book for Science Teaching." It was wonderful gems like "How to Make an Electric Toaster" ("Your problem is to find a convenient was to mount 5 metres (no less!) of nichrome wire in a space no larger than a slide of bread."), and cutting apart old torch batteries to get the carbon rods to make an arc light, connected directly to the mains via a rheostat made from wire-wound rocks immersed in salt water. Not to mention DIY test tubes, alcohol lamps, etc.

    Or, you can grow up to be a lawyer, or someone who scrubs toilets for lawyers.

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  69. Comparison... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hmm. Thinking about banning *rulers* ... In science-class:
    • When I was 9, we did a survey of the people walking past the school. We stopped people and asked them questions. No teachers were present.
    • When I was 10, we all melted glass test-tubes in bunsen-burner flames, did some elementary glass-blowing.
    • When I was 11, we used the lathe in woodwork, the drills and saws in metalwork, the wheel in pottery etc. I recall making a mangonel that could throw a ball-bearing about 50' in metalwork. That was an end-of-year project though, you had to do all the other stuff first.
    • When I was 12, we were all using mercury-based manometers in physics class. Performed our own blood-type identification in Biology (stabbing your finger with a lancet wasn't fun though)
    • When I was 13, we dissected a bull's eye, everyone had their own bull's eye, scalpel, etc.
    • When I was 14, we took turns getting zapped and zapping others with Van de Graaff generators in Physics.More dissection (frogs) in biology.
    • When I was 15, we detonated a thermite bomb in chemistry class, played with Lithium/Sodium and water
    • When I was 16, life became boring because it was all about exams
    • When I was 17, I took the explosives Chemistry specialisation (nothing too extreme, nitrocellulose and the like, but still)
    • When I was 18, exams took priority again...

    They didn't treat us with kid gloves, we were supposed to be midget scientists, not young hooligans. They kept us in order by making anyone who screwed up too much sit out the year (no more practicals, they could just observe). We took liberties, but not *too* many[*].

    Of course, this was in the UK, not the USA. I can't vouch for how they treated kids over here - there's probably a whole bunch of stuff we did that's more dangerous than *rulers* too, but that was just off-the-top-of-my-head...

    [*] Gun-cotton (basically cotton soaked in Nitric acid to form nitrocellulose) is pretty stable when it's wet, but when it dries out, small amounts of friction can set it off. We took a whole load of it to the pavilion on the yearly school sports-day, and forgot about it (we were playing Runequest in-between competing, I had shot-putt that day :). Eventually it dries, falls off the table, goes 'BANG!' and throws fragments of itself all over the place. Of course, those bits dried faster, and they were all over the floor. Pretty soon, walking anywhere in the pavilion would set off more bangs as the stuff exploded underfoot. Then the headmaster walked in. We made ourselves scarce just in time. He wasn't amused :)

    Simon

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    1. Re:Comparison... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Your school sounds *fun*. Mine didn't do half of that stuff. I do remember disecting the bull's eye, and throwing a bit of sodium in a tank. The rest of that stuff, no. Didn't make any explosives until I got to university (and that was, uh, extracurricular -- not much explosive opportunity on a CS course). Don't think my school even *had* any nitric acid. We always used hydrochloric for everything that required an acid. :(

    2. Re:Comparison... by Inda · · Score: 2, Informative

      They still do all that in the UK.

      I visited a school last week as part of their open day. There was a bowl of soapy water that the kids were bubbling methane through. They let me grab a handful and set fire to it. Big fun.

      Pigs hearts, lungs, eyes, parabolic mirrors heating water,... Best days of your lives kids. :-)

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    3. Re:Comparison... by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a decent education.

      We had plastic scissors in elementary school... FML

    4. Re:Comparison... by tyroneking · · Score: 1

      When I was 14 we put together electric circuits on a cheeseboard; the capacitor on mine blew up and a fragment would have hit my eye and blinded me if it wasn't for my sturdy NHS spectacles. Those were the grand days before we had sissy things like safety specs.

      Of course I'm being a bit precious here - an eye patch for life would have been cool right?

  70. More Stupification of American Kids by xednieht · · Score: 1

    Hey if you're so dumb that a ruler gets the better of you, you don't belong in the gene pool.

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  71. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by garwain · · Score: 1

    WHen I was in school, taking chemistry, the only person in the class that ever manage to make a good explosion, serious toxic fume, or cause damage and chaos in any other way seemed to be the teacher.

  72. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, you're a funny guy! Public schools focusing on education, that's hilarious!

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  73. Symbolic of a broken mechanism by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A culture of fanatic overprotection from the wrong things, yeah, that's going to end well in history. Don't run with rulers, round off the scissor ends, no paper clips because we must not have anything with pointy ends, reduce chemistry set functionality because of litigation potential. Dumb down the schools because with jobs going offshore, who needs smart workers here? And dumb kids grow up to be dumb manipulatible voters, just what is desired. Helicopter parents resulting in middle-class kids not growing up until they're in their 20s. Pretty soon apple trees will be required to have protective safety nets so that kids can't fall out of them, the old swimming holes will require lifeguard towers, and all bicycles must have airbags. By the way, now in Australia, knives must be registered. Sorry, Crocodile Dundee. You have to give up that pigsticker.

    We are over-regulated on the wrong things and under-regulated on the vital things. The nanny state fosters dependency on others to make critical judgments for us so that all th consumer need worry about is buying, buying, buying instead of thinking for themselves about a product. Meanwhile, banks destroy the economy and BP destroys the Gulf region because of lack of preventive oversight.

    I say we're so out of balance we're headed to be a footnote in the history books. "The US, an experiment in democracy that failed due to growing beyond the scale where it could be managed properly."

  74. Monty Python by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with office supplies.

    (Grumbles from all)

    Palin:Oh, you promised you wouldn't do office supplies this week.

    Sgt.:What do you mean?

    Jones:We've done office supplies the last nine weeks.

    Sgt.:What's wrong with office supplies? You think you know it all, eh?

    Palin:Can't we do something else?

    Idle (Welsh):Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

    Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Office supplies not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bag of rubber bands, don't come crying to me! Now, the tape dispenser. When your assailant lunges at you with a tape dispenser

    All:We done the tape dispenser

    Sgt.:What?

    Chapman:We done the tape dispenser.

    Palin:We done protractors, staples, paper...

    Jones: 8 x 11 and legal

    Palin: White-out, mechanical pencils

    Chapman: Dry erase markers, tape dispenser...

    Palin: Dixie cups

    Jones: Envelopes

    Chapman: Sticky Notes

    Sgt.: How about rulers?

    All: We did them.

    Sgt.: Metric and standard?

    All:Yes!

    Sgt.: All right, folders.

    (All sigh.)

    Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Folders. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a folder. Now you, come at me with this folder. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a folder. First of all you force him to drop the folder; then, second, you stick the folder in a file cabinet, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

  75. PDF of the Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments by cwgmpls · · Score: 1
  76. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by quacking+duck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As someone who has played with software based labs, it doesn't compare to the real thing. It's one thing to click on two test tubes and have a thrid change color, but it entirely different to see the color change in real life as you add the reagents.

    Bingo. The same thing happens in astronomy, too. This summer I saw Saturn and its rings for the first time with my own eyes (well, through a telescope). It was a small white ball with thin bulges on the side, and yet that filled me with far more profound awe than all the high-res, full-colour pictures from the Voyager probes I've seen before.

  77. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    "...think about how dangerous a keyboard or a mouse could be."

    After all, they hold more & more different microbes than virtually any other surface on your desk.

  78. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by himurabattousai · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sad, but true. This is the same agency that nearly killed the sub-250cc motorcycle market because most of bikes (and ATVs as well) with engines that small are meant for kids to learn on. Yes, adults do occasionally ride 150-cc dirtbikes, but kids are the target user.

    Why was this market nearly killed? The CPSC was afraid of kids licking the battery terminals and sucking on lead wheel-balancing weights. Never mind that kids can't really swallow these things, or that these parts won't poison you even if swallowed. They have lead, and lead is bad. The CPSC doesn't care to look any further than that.

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  79. This is not that big of a deal... by sirwired · · Score: 1

    What this brouhaha is referring to is NOT to determine if a child may poke their eye out with a paperclip or cut themselves with the ruler. This is to determine if the makers of the kits must test these constituent parts for lead, which has been banned in toys.

    1. Re:This is not that big of a deal... by julesh · · Score: 1

      This is to determine if the makers of the kits must test these constituent parts for lead, which has been banned in toys.

      Who on Earth puts lead into rulers or paperclips? Lead's much more expensive than the alternatives and has no real advantage in this application.

      Also: WTF? Lead banned in toys? Speaking as a former collector of lead miniatures, I have to say it hasn't harmed me in the ... err ... hang on. What was I saying? Was I saying something? Never mind.

    2. Re:This is not that big of a deal... by Chirs · · Score: 1

      "Who on Earth puts lead into rulers or paperclips?"

      Most plastic kid's rulers use painted lines/numbers. Given the number of kids toys made in China found with lead in the paint, it wouldn't surprise me if some rulers did too.

      Similarly, the paperclips could have a low-grade coating that flakes off.

    3. Re:This is not that big of a deal... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Also: WTF? Lead banned in toys? Speaking as a former collector of lead miniatures, I have to say it hasn't harmed me in the ... err ... hang on. What was I saying? Was I saying something? Never mind.
      As I understand it metallic lead isn't all that hazardous (hell we made water pipes out of it not all that long ago and still use it as a roofing and rainwater management material in some places). it's various compounds (e.g. pigments) that are far easier to inadvertently ingest and absorb.

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  80. Idiocracy indeed. by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Paper and pencils are pretty damned dangerous too! We'd better demolish all the schools before someone gets hurt! (Might actually make kids SMARTER the way things are going.)

    Then lock up all the roleplayers. Forget the pencils! It's the dice, man! The DICE! You can choke on those things! (Nevermind the fact that if you started stuffing D20s into your mouth you probably deserve what happens.) And have you ever stepped on a D4?! They're goddamned CALTROPS!

    Better lock me up, too! I'm obviously a dangerous and unbalanced individual; every time I hear about perfectly sane and rational decisions like these, I have an uncontrollable urge to set things on fire! Maybe people, too! We'll see.

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    1. Re:Idiocracy indeed. by julesh · · Score: 1

      Nevermind the fact that if you started stuffing D20s into your mouth you probably deserve what happens

      A friends kid has a toy hard hat, a piece of pressed (non-expanded) polystyrene, effectively an ellipse measuring about 25cm x 15cm with a head-shaped indentation pressed into it. Said toy comes with a warning label which, along with the standard "does not provide protection" warning, also suggests that it is unsuitable for children under 3 due to containing small parts.

      I'd love to see a 3-year-old get that in their mouth.

    2. Re:Idiocracy indeed. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Kid probably already broke off and ate the chin strap.

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  81. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by poetmatt · · Score: 1

    This is where you're both wrong.

    It's not about where you're schooled, it's about what you do with it. You don't have to go to ivy league or a public school or get schooling at all if you figure out a way to be successful.

  82. Headline grabbing by drumcat · · Score: 1

    If they're testing a ruler, fine. I can come up with a dangerous ruler. Maybe my ruler is lead-painted. I am entirely for dangerous shit in chemistry kits. But it's also fair to be 100% sure what goes in them.

  83. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The Consumer Product Safety commission should only be...

    The Consumer Product Safety Commission is in the US. As part of that, they live in a culture where kids who eat paper clips, choke and die or play with rules like swords and cut off part of an ear or poke out someone's eye, have teams of lawyers ready to pounce on parents and tell them they deserve to be compensated billions of dollars for their loss.

    It wasn't their kids fault for eating paper clips or playing 'swords'. After all, the big bad money profiting companies didn't WARN you about that 'risk'.

    Long story short, the sue happy, refusal to accept personal responsibility, culture of the US is the disease. What the CPSC has to do is just the symptom. This is the same disease that causes many American's and American businesses to not be able to afford health insurance along with many doctors not entering the field because it's just too darn expensive to pay for malpractice insurance.

  84. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, you're a funny guy! Public schools focusing on education, that's hilarious!

    In the U.S., public schools are funded by property taxes. So in rich towns with high property taxes, the public schools can be good. Vast inequalities exist within the public system.

  85. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, but rulers start the whole mine is bigger than yours argument. The government would perfer everyone to be equal!

  86. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    Can != Will.

  87. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't teach kids to really explore or to think like a scientist.

    Yes it does. What it -doesn't- necessarily do is encourage it (nothing says fun like funny colored smoke or explosions, eh?)

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  88. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    Would you rather watch a movie about sex, or actually have sex?

    Sometimes, nothing compares with the actual...errmmm..."hands-on"...experience.

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  89. It's like magic... by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    F*cking Rulers, How Do They Work?

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  90. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    What do you need actual chemicals and stuff for, not to mention rulers and paper clips? Why not just a "My Science Kit" app, and do virtual experiments? Although I guess you could drop the PC on your foot or something, which could also be dangerous.

    In a way, this is a metaphor for what I fear is happening at all levels. I worry that we are placing too much faith in mathematical models of reality, and spending too little time working with physical reality itself, not just at the grade-school level but throughout academic society. Math may be undervalued in some ways, but it has too much social prestige in other circles.

    The smartest people I know spent their childhoods on farms doing stuff dangerous enough that they have scars to show for it.

  91. Misplaced priorities. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Safety Commission should be more concerned about what the junk on Disney Channel, MTV and others is teaching out kids than whether or not a freaking ruler might be dangerous.

  92. Annoying, but it wont keep kids from learning by Glarimore · · Score: 1

    The kids who are really interested in science and willing to learn about it will do so with or without having a science kit bought for them. There are plenty of kids who have science kits and don't do anything with them -- and there are even more kids without kits who find their own way to explore science. With the internet at your fingertips a trip to the hardware store has plenty of experiments to offer.

    1. Re:Annoying, but it wont keep kids from learning by mibe · · Score: 1

      I think it's hard to argue that a science/chemistry kit never inspired any kids to becoming scientists. Arguing that a subset of those kids would have gone on to become scientists anyway is irrelevant, and says nothing about the efficacy of the science kits in inspiring children. I don't want just the "really interested" kids to be the ones who end up as scientists; I want to expose everyone to science as much as possible. Bottom line, some kids were inspired by science kits in the past (maybe you believe otherwise), and will be missed in the future. This is a bad thing.

  93. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by santiam · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 (CPSIA) was pretty much knee-jerk reaction to some high-profile toy recalls that occurred in 2007 and 2008. While better standards were needed to protect children, many felt that this act went too far, too quickly and was even too vague for its own good.

    The law requires that every batch of every product be tested by a third party for lead and phthalates (which can add up to be very expensive). This means that every time new plastic comes in for a new batch of rulers or they bring in some new paint, or even the metal strip in the ruler, all need to be tested for lead and phthalates. Even if nothing has changed since the last batch.

    This law drove many companies out of business and nearly shuttered hundreds more before a last minute extension/clarifications were made early in 2009, I believe. Even some European companies (where the testing is more stringent) stopped importing their toys into the US with the new, higher cost as the reason. I'm not sure if this part has been cleared up or not, but the law also included local craftspeople who carve wooden toys or sew bibs (each piece of pine and each bolt of fabric would have to have been tested for lead and phthalates)

    I work in a small, locally owned toy store and before the law science kits have already become much more simple (and boring in my opinion) since I was a kid. I assume this is due to companies concerned about litigation from parents who give a kit designed for a 10-year-old to their "really advanced" 5-year-old. We have discovered that 90% of kids are "advanced for their age" or at least that's what is said about the children when they are being shopped for.

    Without granting exceptions to certain components of science kits (and perhaps a few other "toys") they will become even more simple and America will fall further behind the rest of the world in science and math proficiency.

  94. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    Wat they should really be doing is forcing the producers of the rulers to test their shit beforehand, regardless as to whether it goes into a science kit or a plastic bag filled with rulers to be used in a display jar at a bookstore.

  95. Thought experiment by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just to play devil's advocate here: what amounts to reasonable precautions is a function of scale, because you can amortize the cost of each expected injury over a larger number of units shipped.

    As a thought experiment, suppose Miss Jones the science teacher puts together a science experiment kit for each of her 30 students. A representative kit is then sent to a safety engineering firm, which charges $10K to conclude there is a 0.2% chance of injury from the ruler, and that this could be reduced to 0.1% by using a slightly different ruler.

    Now it almost certain that nobody is gong to be hurt by the offending ruler, and the engineering investment of $10K prevents an expected 0.03 injuries. That's over $300,000 per injury averted. That makes no economic sense unless the injury is horrific (e.g. requires lifetime institutionalization).

    Now suppose JonesCo puts together a similar kit, and expects to ship 30 thousand units. In that case, it is almost *certain* that somebody is going to get hurt, although any *individual's* chance is quite small. The expected number of injuries saved by the engineering study is now 30. Amortizing the $10K study costs over 30 injuries means that you've spent just over 300 per injury saved. This is not quite justifiable for things like paper cuts of course, but an emergency room visit probably costs more than that.

    So: the costs involved with a safety review may or may not be justifiable depending on the number of units that will be shipped.

    In either case, the safety of the pre-study and post-study kits are practically indistinguishable. As a parent, I wouldn't freak out if the Miss Jones kit was used in place of the JonesCo kit, because we are talking about very, very rare accidents. But those freak accidents *do* happen and are worth considering *collectively*. I say this as a parent who has taken a toddler to the emergency room for an injury at preschool who sent that child right back to the same school the next day with the heart shaped bead he'd shoved up into his sinuses in his pocket.

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    1. Re:Thought experiment by tibit · · Score: 1

      You've got your scale way off. Lifetime institutionalization, my ass. $300,000 is what it'd cost for a kid to stay at a hospital ward here in the U.S. for one month, with a "simple" surgery or two in the meantime. $1M for a NICU stay for 3 months -- I've seen the bills.

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    2. Re:Thought experiment by hey! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously, I know that lifetime institutionaliation costs more than $300,000. I've seen the calculations for vector borne encephalitis when $10M/case averted was considered reasonable in the 1990s.

      I'm using institutionalization as an extreme case, the right end of the scale where "paper cut" is on the left end. For sake of argument, I'm assuming we're most concerned with injuries whose responses fall in the range between first aid and a trip to the emergency room. That seems a reasonable range of severity to consider for a kit made out of common, everyday items.

      The point is that the scale of distribution governs what is economically rational. If we have reasonable expectation of injuries requiring extended hospitalization, we aren't going to give that kit to a *single* user until it's been examined by somebody who really knows what he's doing. But that assumption negates the value of the thought experiment. I needed assumptions that are reasonable, yet favorable to the null hypothesis, which is that you *never* have to think about the safety of a kit that's made out of common, everyday items.

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    3. Re:Thought experiment by tibit · · Score: 1

      I guess I agree, then.

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    4. Re:Thought experiment by alSeen · · Score: 1

      Both of my children were premature (one born at 29 weeks, the other at 33). Both stayed in the NICU for 8 weeks. A top of the line NICU. The total bill for both of them was under 500k. This includes all the specialists, an emergency airlift for my wife with our first child, etc.

    5. Re:Thought experiment by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      I guess I agree, then.

      What's going on here? This isn't how we do things on the Internet.

    6. Re:Thought experiment by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Please! Stop saying paper-cut! It just hurts to read.

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    7. Re:Thought experiment by qubezz · · Score: 1

      It doesn't cost anything to let independently unviable fetuses prematurely delivered into the world die and try again. That would be a million dollars that could have gone into research to prevent miscarriages and premature births instead of long-term resuscitation bills to doctors, along with a further lifetime of bills, since nearly half of premature babies have neurological or developmental disabilities. Of course you have bible-belt-backed right-to-life laws like the federal Born Alive Infants Protection Act that mandate keep-alive care on us.

      Anyway, to kill this offtopic thread, it would be as ridiculous to apply this 'Fight Club recall math' to toys as it is to toy-test chemistry sets intended for use by learned/learning juveniles (instead of bumbling babies.)

      Oh, and it sucks that chemistry sets are almost legislated out of existence. It wasn't bad enough that there are no more actual chemicals or glassware, but the 'magnet experiments' that are left now can't include a paper clip. But think of the children!

    8. Re:Thought experiment by tibit · · Score: 1

      Consider yourself lucky, then? I mean, what can I say short of scanning the bills and posting them somewhere?

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    9. Re:Thought experiment by tibit · · Score: 1

      It doesn't cost anything to let independently unviable fetuses prematurely delivered into the world die and try again. That would be a million dollars that could have gone into research to prevent miscarriages and premature births [...]

      That. Thank you.

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    10. Re:Thought experiment by tibit · · Score: 1

      Dunno about others, but I do often learn from Slashdot. Never from the original submission, though.

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  96. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are exactly right. We moved a couple of years ago and the quality of the local school was the biggest single factor in deciding where we would live. We bought a low end home in a high end neighborhood and the public school is absolutely fantastic. New building, all new equipment, an abundance of parent volunteers, and fund raisers that raise crazy amounts of money for the schools. The maximum class size is 21 kids. The school has fully funded art, theater arts and music programs.

    The downside is high property taxes. More than $600 / month on a $250k house. I think it's worth it though. I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I've found I really enjoy living in the suburbs.

  97. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Shotgun · · Score: 1, Troll

    What the story is really about is the committee trying to make their mandate apply to absolutely everything, regardless of whether it had any real chance of causing damage to children.

    Which is what every beaurucracy does. Slowly expand it's boundaries to increase its size.

    Why in the hell is a committee of five people given the power to destroy an entire market segment? At most, the committee should have the power to require a "might contain lead" label. Giving them the power to ban products is just ridiculous.

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  98. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The primary concern of schools is not giving the best education, it's giving the education that scores the highest on tests. These are not the same thing.

  99. The testing law is a total cluster-fsck by dbc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The law about testing everything for sale to a children under 13 is totally inflexible. Much of the testing is pointless. It is horrendously expensive, and the testing labs are hugely backed up. I've seen this from the viewpoint of an embedded developer -- one of the products I worked on never made it to market because the client had to divert the tooling budget to pay for lab testing of old products. Then they chopped bunches of sku's out of their product line because the cost of testing didn't pencil out. Later, they had to sell the company.

    Look, 10 year old kids don't eat the motors from their slot cars. 4 year old kids don't gnaw on their night lights. Does it matter if the streamers on a kids bicycle contain phthalates? This madness has to stop. The law is inflexible and idiotic and is doing many millions of dollars of economic harm, killing excellent products like the science kits mentioned in the article, and has very little benefit.

    There need to be safety standards, sure. But the law as currently formulated is the most insane piece of work to come from our government bureaucracy in decades.

    1. Re:The testing law is a total cluster-fsck by Chirs · · Score: 1

      "Look, 10 year old kids don't eat the motors from their slot cars. 4 year old kids don't gnaw on their night lights."

      Perhaps not, but their 2-year old brother might. :)

  100. and here is an (illegal) link by aepervius · · Score: 1

    golden book of chesmitry experiment

    Make sure to follow safety rules.

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  101. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    I agree very nearly... I just differ on who the powers that be are. It's not the government that desires a nation of idiot slaves - it's the corporations, that live and thrive on the power of consumerism. You can't have that without a large number of buyers, desperate to consume ever more, and easily lead by advertising to spend-spend-spend.

  102. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you need actual chemicals and stuff for, not to mention rulers and paper clips? Why not just a "My Science Kit" app, and do virtual experiments?

    For the same reason kids should ride bikes instead of playing Grand Theft Bike IV. GTBIV is safer, and can be fun, but it's not a substitute for actually riding a bike.

  103. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    My absolute, all-time, favorite science class was eighth grade science. We would have a short (ten minute) lecture at the beginning of class, then open our lab books and actually *do* the experiments. We mixed zinc and hydrochloric acid, then collected the gas that resulted in a test tube, and performed tests (like sticking a match in the test tube) to determine what properties the gas had (it was hydrogen, so you can see why the match test sticks in my mind). We poured a couple of drops of turpentine in the lid of a baby food jar, set it on fire, then collected the carbon that was given off. It was such a cool class, because we actually *did* stuff. I was utterly disappointed when I moved to a new school half-way through the semester, and the science class at the new school was your typical "read the book, listen to the lecture, watch the movie, try to stay awake" drivel.

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  104. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Monkey · · Score: 1

    Especially if he's the infamous Little Johnny.

  105. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If rulers are too dangerous for these guys, just stop for a moment and think about how dangerous a keyboard or a mouse could be. It could never happen.

    If rulers are two dangerous for these guys, just think about how they will handle the world as adults. What kind of job will they be able to handle as an adult when a simple ruler is considered a deathtrap? A stapler would probably be considered a weapon of mass destruction.

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  106. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having taught English for Speakers of Other Languages (ESOL) to American exchange students - yes, their standard of reading and writing was low enough to put them into a class aimed at people who understand no English at all - I can safely say that the privately educated ones have the lowest standard of education. People who have been privately educated in the US seem to be good at sports and have bits and pieces of "rote" learning, but cannot effectively use language because they simply haven't been taught how.

    If you paid for your child to have a private education in a US school, I hope you're not too upset to learn that when they reach university they will be able to read, write and speak English about as well as an average British 11-year-old.

  107. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    That's a very optimistic view. Unfortunately it's also entirely naive. The fact of the matter is there's no way you're going to be able to do a anything if you get a poor education. If your school can't afford more than 1-2 textbooks per class and your entire recess is spent trying not to get shot rather than trying to have fun then you're screwed, the end. Unfortunately, this situation exists in some public schools around the country.

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  108. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I think he's the sort who'd ban motorcycle helmets for people who are younger than 25 or so...

    Maybe have them fill out organ donor forms too, even if its to say "Not donating". ;).

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  109. Why pay for a science kit by bl8n8r · · Score: 0

    There's plenty to be learned in the outdoors. More practical too. Show a kid how to make a solar oven or maybe collect moisture from the ground with plastic sheet. These skills will be more practical anyway in the long run.

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  110. SMBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1948#comic

  111. the book is online by jdanilso · · Score: 1

    go forth and explore.

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/21654883/The-Golden-Book-of-Chemistry-Experiments

    I would definitely let my kids do this.

  112. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

    I agree with Darkness404 completly, to further this along though the kid that drinks the stuff in the chemistry set on a dare is going to find some other way way to hurt them self even if you take those chemicals away. The same can be said about the kid who chokes on a paperclip or however it is they suspect injury by paperclip can occur. The point is neither of those reasons should suffocate every other childs natural curiosity.

  113. But knives still are. by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An anecdote my father tells...

    Where he worked, there was a safety awareness/training program. As an award, for finishing the program, or for having a good safety record, was a pocket knife. Nearly every person who got one of these knives cut himself with it soon afterward. ...Except my father, who had been shown how (and why) to handle knives safely when he was very young.

    One of my lasting memories is of my father showing me why "sticking your fingers in a fan is a bad idea" by using a small metal fan to totally destroy a carrot. You can't tell me that hands-on experience should not be given at a young age. The problem comes when the parents don't have the proper experience either. They fear the risk because they don't know it, and pass it on to their children.

    1. Re:But knives still are. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      On a recent trip through Nevada, I had the that kind of opportunity to have with my son. We stopped at one of the Indian reservations to buy and light off fireworks. On the way in, I made a point to buy a pack of hot dogs. Before he let off any fireworks himself, I took a couple of M80s and put them in the pack of hot dogs. (hot dogs being enough like fingers for the 'experiment'). We then let off the M80s and my son got a very good demonstration of what happens to fingers if you hang on to fireworks when you let them off.

      He then had a great time setting off his fireworks using the proper safety precautions that they needed. A little demonstration, and what could have been a seriously dangerous activity became a fun night that he will remember for years to come.

    2. Re:But knives still are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fucking stupid can someone be to cut themselves with a pocket knife. Seriously?

    3. Re:But knives still are. by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Ditto that. I'm far from a redneck, but my father - RIP, old man - taught me how to safely handle knives, guns, and bows and arrows before I was 10. That's not exaggeration: we used to walk about with small arms weapons and bows on my grandfather's land, and he passed on when I was 12.

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    4. Re:But knives still are. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      While I agree it was a good demonstration I hope that fan was normally behind a gaurd. Slips and falls happen and you don't want someone getting a body part diced when they do.

      A good general rule in life is to try and stay at least two (and preferably more) failures away from major injury. When you can't do that at least make sure said failures are extremely unlikely.

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    5. Re:But knives still are. by mirix · · Score: 1

      Another sign of how times change eh?

      Fans like this were in common use in the earlier part of the past century... I think they called them finger choppers for a reason!

      Somehow I have the sneaking suspicion they wouldn't make it past safety regulations today...

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    6. Re:But knives still are. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      A little demonstration, and what could have been a seriously dangerous activity became a fun night that he will remember for years to come.

      Okay, so my previous post said the other guy was my hero for today, but you're noteworthy too. :) (I can do A LOT IN A FUCKING MINUTE SLASHCODE.)

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  114. Another link by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

    Found this location. No logins or accounts required.

    1. Re:Another link by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      In case that direct link redirects to the main page (it did for me), the html page that has a link to the PDF is here.

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    2. Re:Another link by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Oops.

      Sorry about that.

      thanks for correcting it.

  115. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    The new Apple keyboards are great for zombie attacks.

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  116. Ah, of course. No regulation by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    And then someone puts lead in the paint for kids toys or weedkiller in toothpaste or forgets to sterilize medical supplies.

    We know JUST what happens when you don't regulate the shit out of everything, private industry does a runner. They always have, always will. Even if they risk getting a bullet for it like in China.

    It is very fine to say regulation isn't needed, when you grew up safe because of regulation. But without it, do you REALLY think private business would follow any self imposed safety guidelines?

    But the article is the typical right wing scare mongering they do so well. Nothing has been banned. They just refused to give these companies a default pass to include the most crap materials they could outsource to China.

    Anti-regulation == American car industry making cars with spikes aimed straight at your heart. They didn't make collapsable steering wheels because they wanted to, they were forced to.

    Funny how people who are anti-regulation never seems to be able recall the horror stories of absent regulation... until it comes time to sue.

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    1. Re:Ah, of course. No regulation by ZFox · · Score: 1

      Why did they all switch to safety glass, then, before the FMVSS&R became law? Using your logic, it was much more economically feasible to just keep letting their customers get decapitated.

      The collapsible steering column was first introduced within the same decade as the regulations' passage, so it is not very fair to say that it would have never reached widespread adoption without Ralph Nader's prompting.

    2. Re:Ah, of course. No regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in the 60s, before all this regulation and like the vast majority of my peers I'm alive and healthy and have all my limbs.

      And it's funny how people who want to tell everyone else how to live, what they're allowed to eat, and how much of their money they're allowed to keep get away with calling themselves "liberal." America needs to just own up to the fact that "liberals" and "conservatives" in this country are just two branches of fascism. They might want the State to control different aspects of our lives, but it's all part of the same (bad) idea--from the "left's" embrace of "hostile environment" "hate crimes" that criminalize thought, to the "right's" embrace of "anti-terrorism" laws that, surprise--surprise, criminalize thought.

      Personally, I think a good start (after the lawyers) would be to shoot all the members of Moveon and Freedom Watch.

    3. Re:Ah, of course. No regulation by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      So are you saying it cant be taken to far?

  117. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    They also tried to shut down the amateur pyrotechnics hobby by claiming that bulk chemicals were a "consumer product".

    This agency should be eliminated entirely.

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  118. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by dnahelicase · · Score: 1

    In high school I had a knack for computers and programming and thought going into college I would be a doctor or programmer. It took a year, but I finally realized that, after disliking chemistry in high school, I rather enjoyed it in college and didn't like the other stuff so much. Once we got into lab it was just like I was a kid again - mixing chemicals, trying to impress people with my ability to pour without a funnel, precise measurements - doing stuff I did when I was a kid with a chemistry set.

    Seriously, where would we get chemists, geologists, or biologists if we don't have kids experiencing these things in a rich way when they are young? If I wouldn't have had that experience I would have been a bored unhappy CS major.

  119. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    What do you need actual chemicals and stuff for, not to mention rulers and paper clips? Why not just a "My Science Kit" app, and do virtual experiments?

    a part of me just died a little after reading this.

  120. What is going on here? by cvtan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I was a kid: Erector Sets had many choking hazard screws and metal pieces with unfinished razor sharp edges. Chemistry sets had actual chemicals in them. And I mixed them ALL together. And put electrodes in the goop and plugged it in the wall. A microscope kit came with xylene and actual glass slides etc. I set off rockets in the basement. I hooked all the transformers my dad had end to end to try to make a million volts. I took my prescription for potassium iodide to school and was called to the principal's office because some kid said I threw "acid" at him. I threw nothing at anyone. I made free iodine from my medicine by mixing it with acetic acid. Cool purple clouds!!! I made balsa airplanes using sharp razor blades and toxic glue. The rubber powered ones flew so high they looked like tiny dots in the sky. I made model cars with working suspension and purple metalflake paint jobs. I made a Battling Betsy tank with TWO electric motors that was nosebleed fast. Count me in for the Visible V8 and the Visible Radial Airplane Engine. AND IT WAS ALL GREAT!!!!! I am alive and well and have all my fingers and toes. Today I hear people are worried about paperclips and rulers being dangerous and chemistry is reduced to baking soda and vinegar. This is pitiful and sad.

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    1. Re:What is going on here? by blackanvil · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can make a pretty loud explosion with a plastic bottle, baking soda, and vinegar. I expect that to be banned soon as well.

    2. Re:What is going on here? by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Banned like Dry Ice Bombs?

  121. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by MaximumFrost · · Score: 1

    My Physics Teacher my junior year of HS did something called "Bubbles of Death". He did it as an intro to what a chemical reaction can do (heat + natural gas + O2 = flame), and was notorious for making his bubble tower large enough to create a fairly large flame cloud. In my class it was big enough to push the door open, and leave a black mark on the ceiling. I believe he was banned from doing that as it was getting annoying to continually replace ceiling tiles.

  122. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    Experience. There is a big difference between trusting one's own senses examining something directly over trusting what a computer tells you is a good approximation of the same experience. You could just as well say it is the same to read a book on the topic or look at a video of experiments being done.

    Part of the reason science majors are made to do real experiments in their field, rather than run through simulations is to get the experience of actually doing things. Yes many experiments like say the Millikan Oil Drop, or the many wet chemistry precipitation experiments could easily be simulated on a computer, but that would mean the student never learns how experiments are actually done and how hard they can be. Millikan in particular I think helps give a student an appreciation for just how hard science has been in the past.

  123. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  124. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Would you rather watch a movie about sex, or actually have sex?

    The answer to that question depends entirely on the other person. For example, if it's another guy I suspect that only a small percentage of the /. population would pick option 2. Similarly, if the reaction involves caesium and water (for example), I think I'd go with the video - or, at least, watch the experiment from the other side of the room...

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  125. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Nikker · · Score: 1

    If we are going down this road then why not shut down all the industries that are putting chemicals into the air down the street from the local parks and schools, the companies that taint water and make beaches useless. These kids are probably lucky to get chemistry sets they'll probably find a fix for the massive amounts of pollution in their neighborhoods. If anything these are the same people who should be ordering all children to stay inside with out an approved breathing apparatus.

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  126. Will wonders never cease by Majestix · · Score: 1

    Half of us would not be here today; or would be severely maimed based on this kind of thinking.

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  127. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    The same goes for private schools. There are private schools that take money and do little for students.

    The private model is not inherently superior to the public in terms of education gained for a given amount of money per student. Private schools do generally do better but that is because they are able to refuse students, and generally get higher income students with more parental support. Public schools have to take all comers and their income is not derived by the number of students they have to teach.

    Yes competition with the promise of income and wealth is often a strong motivator but many seem to forget that it is not the only reason people are motivated to do things.

  128. Old guys chime in... by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come on. Who else here remembers when chemistry sets gave you truly dangerous stuff to work with? Not just toxic stuff, not just stuff that could make rapid oxidizers... who here ever had a chemistry set that came with a spinthariscope and a radium source? (Or the really old ones that had a shard of Uranium?)

    The closest thing to this I've ever had was a broken Luminous Dial watch. The most dangerous thing I ever had in a chemistry set was a sample of Mercury. That was fun and is hopefully the reason I'm insane today.

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  129. With Folded Hands by rlp · · Score: 1

    New Consumer Product Safety Commission slogan: "To serve and obey and guard consumers from harm"

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  130. I think you all missed something by jonxor · · Score: 1

    While it is a bit funny, Don't forget chemical Hazards. Cadmium, Lead, Mercury, etc. Especially if any of the materials come from China, You should test their chemical composition. China Hasn't yet gotten the Memo, that we don't like Toxic Cadmium in our McDonalds happy meal toys (Age 4+).

    1. Re:I think you all missed something by narcc · · Score: 1

      China Hasn't yet gotten the Memo, that we don't like Toxic Cadmium in our McDonalds happy meal toys (Age 4+).

      But we LOVE toxic cadmium in our McDonald's happy meal toys for children under the age of 4?

  131. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    Your comment made me think of the Star Trek episode, A Taste of Armageddon Taking virtual life (maybe that's not the right word) to the extreme.

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  132. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    Quick, give them rulers, scissors, and knives. Quickly now, before they breed!

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  133. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have always said that nothing gets the chicks like the mad skillz to pour without a funnel.

  134. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by operagost · · Score: 1

    Have you seen how much money is spent on the D.C. public schools? Nearly all of them serve primarily poor students. Strangely enough, it costs more to educate a student in a D.C. public school than in a private school. Naturally, this was an embarrassment to the establishment, so they eliminated the voucher program. Have to keep the peasants in line!

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  135. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by digitalunity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As someone with a lot of knowledge about regulatory requirements and conformity testing, I can say without a doubt the CPSC is on the right track here.

    The industry's response is all posturing. Testing the metal edges in a ruler for harmful chemicals such as lead is very easy to do, and really not very expensive. Traceability of the raw materials to a source heat lot is essentially free. A single heat lot could produce tens of thousands of rulers, so a single metallurgical test may add a penny or two for a whole lot. There exist many standards for the plastic itself with regards to flame resistance and plastics testing but there is no national standard that I'm aware of regarding plastics toxicity and what is an acceptable level of lead and mercury.

    If indeed the companies discontinue the kits because of the safety testing requirements, then that is basically an admission that they were never doing the safety testing of their own volition to begin with. I'm not even going to make up some bullshit "it's for the kids" argument. Fact is, citizens expect that the products companies sell are safe, whether they be for kids, adults or even pets. Kids may be the first to draw attention where a lack of safety testing exists, but we should all be demanding safer products for ourselves.

    Instead of resisting this, they should be taking the opportunity to give themselves market differentiation by voluntarily starting safety testing.

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  136. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

    most people prefer sex with a real partner as opposed to jerking-off to porn?

    You're on /.

    Most people _here_ ... ah the joke writes itself.

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  137. Vigorous? Really? by n5yat · · Score: 1

    The kits need "vigorous" testing? Really? The dictionary defines vigorous as characterized by forceful and energetic action or activity; "a vigorous hiker"; "gave her skirt a vigorous shake". So, these kits have to be violently shaken while being tested? The testers have to jump up and down 'vigorously' while testing? Or could it be the kits should be ' rigorously ' tested, as in rigidly accurate; allowing no deviation from a standard; "rigorous application of the law"; "a strict vegetarian"

  138. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by tibit · · Score: 1

    Any sort of a realistic chemical simulation that could do very basic college-level chemistry would require a big-ass data center just to crunch the numbers. So it's not really feasible. You can simulate certain limited scenarios, but for a lab simulation where you can just play with things and see what transpires -- we're a few centuries away from that I'd say.

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  139. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Nocuous · · Score: 1

    My little town in Queens, NY was far from rich, but we had a decent high school. Not cutting edge, but moderately well equipped. Good enough teachers, courses and materials that getting a good education was each student's choice.

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  140. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by ZFox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did they keep misspelling colour and centre and have trouble locating the boot of a car?

  141. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Nikker · · Score: 1

    Danger and fear will lead to curiosity and respect. By rounding every corner and adding sponge to every surface these important things will never get taught or learned. Like common one of the greatest feelings of getting to ride a bicycle was being able to not fall on my face shouldn't we be encouraging this kind of thing? It's not like I think chemistry sets for kids should come with toxic chemicals but seeing a reaction that fizzes out of control, let's out a loud bang or changes the composition of the chemicals in question would give me the same feeling as riding a bike for the first time why should we keep it back from an entire generation?

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  142. Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because every year government spends more, borrows more, and seizes more power over the people, yet the end result is worse government, not better government. Because the most expensive, most powerful goverment AND world empire in history (with military bases in some 150 countries around the world) STILL "needs" more spending, more borrowing, and more power over the people.

    Do you see a trend here? I sure do. The people at the top of the pyramid aren't interested at all in good government; they're interested in cash flow, and in general, expanding their business so that they can better exploit it for personal gain.

    1. Re:Here's why by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Because every year government spends more, borrows more, and seizes more power over the people

      There are three claims here:
      1. Every year, the government spends more
      2. Every year, the government borrows more
      3. Every year, the government seizes more power over the people

      #1 is a fact claim. Its probably true on an absolute scale (nominal or real dollars per year) over a reasonable historical period, though I'm not sure why you think its meaningful.

      #2 is a fact claim. Its false over any but a fairly short historical window: the amount the government borrows each year has not been monotonically increasing over any really substantial timeframe, if it were, not only would the debt increase year to year but the increase in the debt year to year itself would be increasing. In fact, this is not the case.

      yet the end result is worse government, not better government.

      This is an opinion claim, and I suspect that even as such, its not all that broadly held. I think you would find that the people that thought the government got worse year-to-year from 2000 to 2001 tend not to think that about 2008 to 2009, and vice versa.

      Do you see a trend here? I sure do. The people at the top of the pyramid aren't interested at all in good government; they're interested in cash flow, and in general, expanding their business so that they can better exploit it for personal gain.

      Not only does this conclusion not naturally flow from your stated premises, it doesn't make the case the post claims to be making. The post responds to a discussion about the justification for the conclusion that people in government are incompetent, and you introduce with "because" a poorly argued case that government decisionmakers are uniformly successful in advancing their goals, but motivated by goals you disagree with. That's not incompetence.

  143. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by billius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly! I think using real chemicals encourages kids to pay closer attention as well. If you're using a computer, what difference does it make if you screw something up? You can just keep clicking around until you get it right. Using real (i.e. limited) materials encourages you to critically think about what's happened, why things worked/didn't work rather than just blindly trying each possible solution until one works.

  144. Eventually... by cjcela · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Our relentless pursuit of 'safety' will result in an entire generation of morons.

    If one wants to learn, what is needed is proper instruction and access to materials, not new legislation.

    I grew up outside the US. When I was little it was not uncommon to hear people making fun of safety label of products coming from the US. I used to wonder what kind of people need a warning saying 'do not chew the electric cord' on an electric heater, or a label saying 'do not place your hand inside while operating' on a food processor. By limiting access to learning kits and putting more responsibility on the government than on the parents and teachers, we are shooting ourselves in the foot, and the upcoming generations in the head. You cannot educate using fear. Let the little kids alone. Chances are they will not kill themselves using a ruler.

  145. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what the powers that be want. You think they want us to explore things for ourselves? To LEARN on our own without relying on the government to tell us what is fact and what is fiction? No, they want us to punch in, punch out, then go home and watch TV and be told what's going on.

    Sorry, [Citation Needed].

    Look, I hate the "powers that be" as much as you do -- probably more so, actually -- but I think we hate them for different reasons. You seem to ascribe an intelligence and forethought to them that seems to be to be unsupportable and laughable.

    I hate them because they lack intelligence and forethought.

    Wonderful capcha: "dismiss."

  146. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    The primary concern of schools is not giving the best education, it's giving the education that scores the highest on tests. These are not the same thing.

    That's only really true for 'lower class' schools. 'Rich' public schools have the benefits of both an interested parental body and enough income from property taxes to not be dependent upon federal funding as a make/break for their budget.

    At that point they're trying to please the parents, not the fed.gov.

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  147. Thanks! by jasno · · Score: 1

    Slashdot - thank you once again for making me glad that I didn't have children.

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  148. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    The funny part is that I'm from a state that 45th or lower on all the good statistics and 5th or higher on all the bad ones, and our public schools weren't nearly that bad. We had kinda big classes, and there was non-zero violence but at least we all had books and the violence was generally performed bare handed or with the nearest blunt object at hand.

  149. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    People who have been privately educated in the US seem to be good at sports and have bits and pieces of "rote" learning,

    Depends upon the private school. There are 'private' schools that are sports training camps in all but name, there are boarding schools, reform schools, religous schools, etc...

    Basically US schools, private or public, are all over the map. On average, private beats public though it's not always due to how well the school teaches compared to seperating out the bad ones. But many public schools have problems when even the REFORM private school, that specializes in teaching student kicked out of public school due to various violations*, produces kids who perform better.

    *Like bringing weapons to school, fighting, skipping, whatever.

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  150. Improvised/Kitchen chemistry for the win by WillAdams · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I was a kid, I made gunpowder by:

      - grinding up sulfur candles purchased from the local store
      - making charcoal by charring wood on a small fire outside
      - making saltpeter from cow manure from local fields

    So get your kid a book like:

    http://www.amazon.com/Do---Yourself-Gunpowder-Cookbook/dp/0873646754/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1285872731&sr=1-1

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    1. Re:Improvised/Kitchen chemistry for the win by arminw · · Score: 0, Insightful

      ...When I was a kid....

      I was able to buy those things at the corner drugstore and use them to make gunpowder with those ingredients. My parents got me a Gilbert chemistry set, which would be required by the EPA to be disposed of by men in hazmat suits today. Any parents that did such a thing today (if they even could) would be hauled off to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. I had a glass bottle containing 5 pounds of mercury. Now and then I would enjoy the feel of it, pouring some of it from one hand to the other, before putting it back into the bottle one squiggly little silvery drop at a time.

      It is my generation that survived going to the moon and other dangerous stuff. I feel sorry for the kids growing up nowadays. What can they do to learn by doing? Can they enjoy riding around town in the back of their dad's pickup truck on a warm summer day? Can they feel the warm breeze ruffling their hair as they ride a motorcycle or even their bicycle down the road without a suffocating helmet?

      Highschoolers can do simulated chemistry and physics experiments on sophisticated computers, but they don't actually get to smell that hydrogen sulfide or burning sugar and jump out of the way as the heavy steel ball rolls down the inclined plane missing its container and falls to the floor.

      Oh yes, they can now walk down the street yakking on their cell phones and play video games all night instead of reading a book. Fun!

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  151. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm afraid that the contradiction between your stated position and your sig just made my head esplode.

    If these companies stop manufacturing the kits, it doesn't mean that they're the evil suxors, it means that they don't think that they can do the testing and make a profit. The first rule of understanding capitalism is: Don't ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by economic motives.

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  152. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy Crap! $600 / month in taxes? I'm hoping that's a mistake and you mean $600 / year! Admittedly, I don't live in the US, so I'm not familiar with how the taxes balance out, but if I were paying that kind of property taxes, I'd expect my house to be valued at around $1.5 million. Or are you taxed based solely on frontage rather than assessed value?

  153. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    Hello Joshua--I suppose you're posting this via abacus?

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  154. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    not a toy intended for kids older than the "lets eat random crap" stage.

    Part of the problem is that legislation is also intended to address the idea that parents tend to have multiple kids of multiple ages, and a toddler may very well get ahold of a toy intended for an 8 year old and try to eat it because 8 year olds aren't really known for picking up after themselves. Remember, lowest common denominator.

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  155. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by MarbleMunkey · · Score: 1

    That age may be higher than you realize... My girlfriend's 7-year-old god-daughter had to have surgery to remove the 7 or so Bucky Balls which she'd eaten...

  156. yes, some do it on purpose by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    smack it across your fingers !between! knuckles--the fleshy bit

    now 'windmill' your arms a lot and hard...

    raises the COOLEST welts ever.. I once had 4 perfect rings across all 4 fingers of my right hands, all between my 1st joint nearest the palm, and the next joint...

    (yes, I hit myself 16 times for this)

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    1. Re:yes, some do it on purpose by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Ooooooooooh-kay...

      <backs away slowly>

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  157. Genocide in slow motion.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm deeply sorry, but the problem of stupid children used to take care of itself..

    "You live and learn, or you don't live long"...

    Survival of the fittest. Period.

    Harsh? Damn right. The world is harsh. Reality is harsh. "Natural laws have no pity." Not everyone is going to be a rapper, or basketball star. Not everyone can be mayor of a small town, not know that Africa is a *continent* , and still almost become the 2nd most powerful person on Earth.

    As a society, we've robbed a few generations, now, of the basic skills once universally understood to be needed..necessary.. for the human race to *survive*.

    "Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy."

    Rome is burning. There's too many stupid people, and not enough large animals to eat them. And without a doubt, the "think of the children" cult hand-ringers that have done nothing but make our children universally unprepared to live in the real world as productive entities are guilty, of genocide. Yes, it's genocide in slow motion, but genocide just the same.

    And.. Invisible deity of your choice save us. They vote.

  158. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    We have discovered that 90% of kids are "advanced for their age" or at least that's what is said about the children when they are being shopped for.

    Probably because so many toys have their 'appropriate age' groups set assuming the tyke is an idiot.

    I gave a toy computer that was intended for 4 year olds to my 2 year old nephew. It's his favorite toy. It's got functionality he doesn't use yet, but he's already past the 'age 4 appropriate' functions.

    It's a lot like dress size, I guess. The more upscale you go the bigger a 'size 8' ends up being.

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  159. Dumb down to protect the Ralph Wiggum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's happening here is that every class might have 1 Ralph Wiggum and the 29 other students have to be lowered to that standard in the name of protecting Ralph from himself.

    1. Re:Dumb down to protect the Ralph Wiggum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's happening here is that every class might have 1 Ralph Wiggum and the 29 other students have to be lowered to that standard in the name of protecting Ralph from himself.

      Exactly!

      And, when they get turned loose on the world, the world gets 30 people unprepared to be productive, rather than just one... Or if their fears re: Ralph are well founded, none.

  160. 'effin 'ell!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as well as an average British 11-year-old

    Surely not THAT bad???

  161. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    ... dunno what else it reacts with offhand though.

    Well, that's what your science kit is for :-)

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  162. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Learning is dangerous. Don't let kids do it!

  163. The Ta-Da Brick Kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one and only Brick Kit, which includes one ordinary red clay brick purported to have "educational value", was turned down by the Federal Things Ought To Be Safe Commission. In a 24-11 vote by the twenty-three commissioners (many of whom have last names similar to important campaign contributors and know how to stuff ballot boxes) it was determined that the Brick Kit was inherently unsafe and inappropriate to all children under 63. The main reservation held by the commission was voiced by Muncie Burbek Torrind, Chairperson, "As a manufacturer of Glass Houses on the Beltway, all I can say is that a kit of this nature could have consequences."

  164. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

    Corporations do want a nation of idiot slaves, and one of the ways they accomplish that is with government. Neither corporations nor the government want a nation of free thinkers - they're both equally guilty. The more people are inside watching American Idol or football (all the while being brainwashed to consume consume consume), the less they're out discussing REAL issues with REAL people. It has become a social faux pas to even discuss politics. Too many free thinkers and corporations and government wouldn't be able to get away with half the shit they do.

  165. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do this at my school. Sometimes.

  166. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Moryath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh good fucking grief.

    The CPSC are a bunch of idiots. And you are right with them, that's for sure.

    It used to be that our kids could get actually USEFUL science kits. Ones that would let them build things, try out different experiments, and yes, occasionally make something that smelled bad, or smoked, made a small bang. And we used to say one simple thing about them: parents, don't let your kid play with the kit unsupervised.

    Now, of course, thanks to a generation of deadbeat fucking morons who think that kids raise themselves, we are instead stuck in a world where anything that could possibly be dangerous for kids is off-limits. Small wonder most American kids grow up today with their faces in front of the TV, either watching brain-rotting crap or playing repetitive, non-inspiring video games that should come with a warning "imagination not required" on the side, and getting fatter every day from it.

    Instead of having the kids run around the world, try things, learn, and get the occasional scraped knee or other injury, now it's nothing but "OMG don't let the kids outside it might be DANGEROUS out there!"

    While we're busy "thinking of the children", their brains are rotting away. Way to go, parents.

  167. Student Bodies by Yaddoshi · · Score: 1

    The first weapon chosen was the paperclip at 7:11:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKzd5N50eKc

  168. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

    I hate them because they lack intelligence and forethought.

    Sorry, [Citation Needed]

    The Government has constructed a system where anybody who does want to speak out, voice their opinion, question the gov't, etc. is painted as unamerican, racist, a terr'ist, crazy, or any combination thereof.

    Do you really think the people orchestrating that are stupid shortsighted idiots? They are smart.

  169. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by bendodge · · Score: 1

    That's not the only industry this is destroying: http://money.cnn.com/2009/01/14/smallbusiness/toy_law_threatens_small_companies.smb/index.htm
    Old-fashioned toymakers cannot afford lead testing for handmade items. I'm nauseated by Congress making up a new something-or-other every time we have a new scare. The lead scare is over, but the costly boards are still here, doing stupid stuff like this.

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  170. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    I'm also a resident of New Jersey, and our local property taxes really are that high, although it varies by locality.

    Property taxes are based on assessed value. They cover lots of services that may be provided at a different level (province/state, national) where you live.

    Some of the things they cover (though sometimes supplemented by State or Federal funds): local government (council, mayor, staff, etc), county government (the level between local and state), schools, local roads, emergency services, municipal management, local police, local courts, county police (sheriff's department), local parks, libraries, etc.

    In addition, here in NJ we also have the delight of funding some other things via property taxes: graft, buyouts of overpaid local/county contracts, lots of debt due to Christie Whitman's cutting of tax revenue while increasing the state budget, etc. The last one pisses me off because it passed the cost of a lot of services to the local level, while she took credit for lowering state taxes while bemoaning the high property taxes that resulted.

    I'm in a very low-tax area for NJ, since we have a few corporate world headquarters in my town of very big companies that are HUGE ratables. I pay about half of what parent to your post does, but next town over they pay just as much, of not more, than him.

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  171. Re:Comparison... in the US of A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    similar things, similar ages- and we thought the kids in the UK couldn't do this stuff. I bet the kids in either place can't do them now.

  172. Who puts lead into paperclips? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    While a plain steel paperclip is probably not in danger of lead contamination, coated/painted ones are, especially those coming from China.

    Rulers can have the markings painted with lead paint. Lead Oxide is a fantastic paint additive: it's cheap, colorful, sticks well, stays dissolved in solution, etc. If it weren't for the fact its toxic it would probably still be the primary pigment in white paint.

    1. Re:Who puts lead into paperclips? by mirix · · Score: 1

      I'd think cadmium is a possibility. I presume most paper clips are galvanized? maybe they are not.

      anyway, Cd is similar to Zn, and they're generally found together. But Cd has the detriment of being so similar to Zn that it confuses your body (which needs trace zinc) and stays there, giving you some sort of chronic zinc deficiency sort of cadmium poisoning. That's my understanding at least.

      Something like the "zinc chills" you get from welding galvanized metal, but more permanent and possibly fatal.

      Anyhow, since Cd is found with Zn ore, it's possible that shitty cheap Zn production could have Cd contamination, or it can be used in place of zinc (it's excellent for rustproofing) - Although I believe it is more expensive, so contamination and mixups would be more likely.

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  173. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by digitalunity · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You just made that up. That's not a rule, maybe it's YOUR rule.

    If you legislate it, there is a guaranteed level playing field because all companies are required to meet the same standard. Most product safety certifications in the US are voluntary, but companies do it anyway because people want safer products and retailers demand that manufacturers do 3rd party safety testing. The market pays for it because the market finds value in that.

    The same is true here. Schools, or students could bear a very slightly higher cost for safer kits because that safety has value. If sales go down because less kits are sold overall, then that is the cost of safety. I'd rather some anonymous ruler manufacturer in China suffer a marginal loss of sales than a bunch of school kids get lead poisoning; don't you?

    As an aside, my sig was written with respect to personal freedoms and politicians who think they can legislate morality. I think it's very unamerican for any law to restrict what people do when there is no harm done. For instance, gay marriage harms no one but offends the religious(who've successfully destroyed the sanctity of marriage themselves), prohibition of liquor sales on sundays, laws against certain sexual acts(which are still on the books in some places), etc.

    From a purely religious viewpoint, it's illogical. Religious fundamentalists seem certain that bad people are going to hell. And yet they deem fit to render their own judgment on people, as if when Jesus said it is gods right alone to judge people that he meant "except for these other people". Do they have so little faith in gods ability to judge that they feel they must step in to be the executioner themselves? Fuckin religious people. Can't even follow their own manual.

    Anyway, if your head didn't fully asplode, that's where my sig came from.

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  174. I don't know why... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...the parent post isn't modded to plus a thousand or so.

    When I was a kid - fifty years ago - I ran around with a lead bar in my pocket. I used to hold it in my fist (no, not violent) and squeeze it, because... well, because I could. That bar eventually changed shape until it fit my hand. I held that thing in my hot, sweaty palms for must have been hundreds of hours. I also held pools of mercury, double handfuls, we used to play with it; I had a huge jar that I got from an old furnace warehouse. I never tried to drink it, or eat the lead. I'm cancer free (actually, I was born with a tumor they removed, and none since then), relatively healthy except where I've broken things myself, and still smarter than any of these idiots who want to restrict everything in sight from everyone in order that they are (cough) safer. I swam and tubed in the Delaware river, unsupervised. Across it, for hours in the rapids, in still pools and from the surface to about 20 feet deep. I went caving. Deep caving. I went cliff climbing. We camped in the woods. One time, a friend, about my age, 13 or so, we got a in boat and floated down the Delaware for about a week. Holy crap was that fun. I had a chemistry set; my sister a biology set, complete with a truly awesome microscope (our dad was an SF writer with a degree in biology... he gave cool gifts from time to time.) She would get water from stagnant ponds, while I enjoyed separating H from O and enhancing various combustion events with the resulting O. My friend Mark and I used to stand at the head of the NY subway trains (this was about 6th grade) and ride them -- all day. That'd turn a token into a huge entertainment permit. We hung out at the museum of natural history. I have some great stories about that. We'd go out to Coney Island and swim. We hiked in the woods. We biked between small towns down the side of the highway. We became musicians. We drove fast (for the times) cars; I had a roadrunner and an awesome GTO. We got laid. A lot. There was a pirate radio station. Concerts. Woodstock. We drank. We did drugs. I got caught, and suffered a year of incarceration with violent, nasty kids from Philly; so I learned to fight in order to not be beaten bloody every night. Check it out... the first really bad thing to happen to me, and what caused it, supervised it, created the framework for it? It was the bloody GOVERNMENT, that's what... trying to "help." Wankers.

    When I read that some... unprintable idiot... wants to keep rulers - RULERS - out of chemistry kits, because they're "potentially dangerous", it just makes me want to beat them about the head and shoulders with a wet noodle. What useless, pandering, socially destructive and chickenshit human beings these people are. I pity, really honestly pity, the kids of today, living in their figurative rubber suits with attached life preservers, GPS tags, and pocket treatise on the evils of anything that even remotely might be fun.

    Here's a story for you. My mother - generally open minded, but a bit protective - took me to the hobby store in Port Jervis one time, and I expressed a wish for this huge, multi-door folded-in-on-itself-like-a-tesseract (or so it seemed to me) chemistry set. She looked at it, and told me, "no, it says it's not safe for your age group." Or something very much like that, I guess I don't remember the wording anymore. Anyway, I had a small "safe" set. So I made her a bet. I said if I could show her that the little set I had wasn't "safe", would she let me have the big set? She agreed.

    So the next day, I showed up in her room (ground level on a hill), crossed my arms, and waited. Downstairs, some iron filings, Oxygen, and hydrogen reached "bang" when the glass vessels over the little alcohol burner collapsed and broke, and all of the basement windows blew out with a huge roar. I still remember the dust motes blown out of the cracks between the floorboards of my mom's bedroom dancing in the sunlight from the window.

    She took me right over to get the big set. Then she made me mow the lawn all summer to pay for the windows.

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    1. Re:I don't know why... by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      All I garnered from your long story was that you had a good time. The bar of lead? I did that too. Yeah it wasn't too smart, but I didn't know any better. Had I known then what I know now about lead, I would have at least washed my hands.

      Lead exposure can have a significant and deleterious long term neurological impact on children. This of course depends quite a lot on the exposure method. Holding a lead bar in your hands is quite a bit different than licking a bar of lead.

      And for your information, I don't advocate the prohibition of drugs. I'm a long time supporter of legalization because the most dangerous aspects of drugs are due to prohibition, not the drugs themselves. If it were legal, we could regulate it and provide users safe places to buy their drugs. Drug laws are racist too.

      I think kids need to experience the world and have fun, but it's important that we do what we can to make it safe too.

      I'll never forget my first attempt at electrolysis. I blew a breaker and ended up figuring out how to fill a trash bag with hydrogen.

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    2. Re:I don't know why... by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      You do realise how much water goes through lead pipes, and copper pipes welded with lead, and over lead flashed roofs before collection, etc, etc right?

      Lead is not bad, SOME lead COMPOUNDS, mainly used in paints, that can be biologically absorbed, are.

      And as to the moron claiming a 'level playing field', what a load of BS, this is nothing like that - are we going to test all with world paperclips? rulers? etc? if it is dangerous for a kid in this kit, is it not dangerous for them to even exist? kids get hold of paperclips from a lot of sources you know..
      Then again, a choking hazard is probably 1000* more likely than anything else.

      And what about dirt? grass? hell, some of that has cat $h1t on it, or has been sprayed with god knows what, and we let our kids PLAY on it! better lock them up inside while we are at it!
      Do you know that DIRT even sometimes blows around and can be ingested? oh my god!

      That is why its all BS. you cannot legislate 'safety' in these ways, just like you cannot legistale common sense.

    3. Re:I don't know why... by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Lead is bad. It's toxic even as a pure element. Have you read anything about groundwater contamination from firing ranges?

      Lead can be dangerous, even without alloying or being bound in a fat or water soluble molecule. You're right about choking hazards, but unless we outlaw all small paperclips, there isn't much way of avoiding that.

      Why do people resist safety even when it costs so little? If these companies decided to voluntarily test their products, you would likely applaud them for being proactive.

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    4. Re:I don't know why... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Nice knee jerk post. OTOH, at least we know your mother wildly underestimates kids.

      The government wasn't trying to help you, t was helping us by keeping you idiots locked up.

      You and the poster you replied to are fucking idiots who don't know jack about how people are raising their children.Only what fix news and /. spoon feeds you.

      No one wants to ban rulers. Read the fucking article.

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  175. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by fredmosby · · Score: 1

    Traceability of the raw materials to a source heat lot is essentially free. A single heat lot could produce tens of thousands of rulers, so a single metallurgical test may add a penny or two for a whole lot.

    That really assumes they manufacture the rulers themselves. Of coarse they make science kits, so they probably buy the rulers from some other company and put them in the box.

  176. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by digitalunity · · Score: 0

    Chemistry kits have been using extremely low concentrations of chemicals for many many years. It's got nothing to do with the CPSC and more to do with product liability, and surprise surprise, cost.

    If you want your kids to have USEFUL chemistry sets, by the chemicals, beakers, burners, etc. yourselves. Don't go buying a $49.99 chemistry set off the internet and get pissed when it doesn't have a huge vial of potassium chlorate for your kids to play with(an exciting but dangerous chemical).

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  177. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by digitalunity · · Score: 1

    In which case they can simply use the certificate of conformity from the original manufacturer. The original manufacturer keeps the COC's and metallurgical sample testing results on file from the original heat lot. Safety doesn't have to cost much. All of this could be done at very little cost to anyone, but the companies resist because they would rather not have to reject anything which could cost them money.

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  178. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

    I live in Canada and my property taxes are lower ($300/month on million dollar or so home) . However, I wager that *all* my other taxes are much higher. Sales tax (12%), gasoline tax (who knows but gas is at $4.23 a US gallon in USD), of course income tax. We also pay extra for things like sewer connection and usage. I am currently doing a renovation and there are huge fees that must be paid to the municipality for the privileged of being able to build. Even larger fees if you need to connect or reconnect to any municipal services.

    Anyhow, my point is that looking only at property taxes is comparing apples and oranges. It's the overall tax burden that is important.

  179. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Moryath · · Score: 1

    When I have a kid, I'm going to look up the set list from a 1960's chemistry kit (I still have the manual), buy the equipment, and lay my hands on as many of the chemicals as I can.

    Part of the stupidity is, of course, the ridiculous prohibitions on "shipping chemicals" these days. It's easier to go out and get several points of rather impure potassium nitrate (fertilizer) from a feed store than it is to get a very small amount of pure stuff from a chemical supply company, packaged and labeled.

    Of course, you could also teach your kid methods for purifying chemicals... but they you're a mean, evil nasty terrarist rawr.

    FFS, they can't describe any number of chemicals that "asplode" on television these days. Thermite is a binary compound and they had to "hide" what one of the components is, I mean come on, how stupid is that? Mr. Wizard, back in the day, used to tell you every bit of what was used - to recreate some of the experiments, they specifically said to have your parents go out and buy certain things (dry cleaning bag + alcohol burner = hot air balloon?) and do it safely WITH them; these days, even for easily safely try-able stuff, Mythbusters has to stick a big "don't try this at home EVAR" warning on the front of every show lest some little moron injure himself. And their dedicated "DO try this at home" book has been languishing at the publishers for over two years now from what I hear.

  180. We think in base 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and why is base 10 any less arbitrary than any other system of measurement? So you're basing your system on the number of fingers you have, rather than the average length of a person's foot, big deal.

    He tried to explain it but you missed it. We humans count in base 10. You may say it's arbitrary and it could be 8 or 12 or whatever, but that is how it is, regardless of what "system" we use. Since that is the base we use, it is the base in which arithmetic comes naturally, 5x10=50 5x100=500 and so on.

    Now given this, which appears more sensible:

    a) a system of measurement that follows the orders of magnitude of the base we use. 10, 100, 1000 and so on, OR:

    b) a system of measurement in a different base, let's say 12, BUT represented in base 10 for math: 12, 144, 1728 and so on.

    So choosing metric system is not so much a matter of "sophistication" as much as being the right thing to do. On the other hand, choosing a different base altogether when all your math is in base 10 is rather troglodyte.

    Unfortunately, in America things must always be represented in a "us vs them" fashion in order to polarize the public, so that is why metric will not be "accepted" even if it makes the most sense.

  181. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

    I went through 12 years of parochial(private) education and there was a wide range of people in those schools. From the very poor to the well-to-do, they all attended if they so desired. I don't know of anyone who was ever turned away because of inability to pay. Those kids old enough to work were offered after-school jobs and the balance of their tuition was paid for with scholarships and what was referred to as "worthy student" funds that were created and maintained through donations.

    As to the quality of education, it was far better than public school. A big part of why it was better is because more was required of the student, and they were held accountable. They weren't passed on to the next grade if they flunked out, and the parents were always notified when a kid wasn't doing his homework and failing in any class. Nobody failed unless they wanted to as there were always resources available to provide tutoring either from another student in a work-study program or a teacher. A lot of effort was put forth in making sure the poorest of the kids succeeded.

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  182. End the "war on hobby chemistry" by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Its getting harder and harder to pracice hobby chemistry
    We have the "war on drugs" making chemicals with many legitimate uses hard to get just because ONE of the 100s of uses for that chemical happens to be the production of an illegal drug.
    Other chemicals are hard to get because they happen to have uses in fireworks or explosives (in addition to all the other legitimate uses)
    Chemicals are being restricted because of the "war on terror" (just ask any rocket hobbiest how its gotten harder to get rocket fuel because its now classified as an "explosive" even though rocket fuel that explodes instead of burning is the LAST thing manufacturers and users of rocket fuel want)

    Lab equipment and glassware is also getting harder to just buy (again due to concerns about the "war on drugs", "war on terror" etc)

    And then we have science kits that have no real experiments because even 100s of pages of warnings arent good enough to shield the manufacturer from liability because some kid mixed household cleaner with one of the chemicals in the chemistry set and hurt themselves.

  183. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "the more we can watch the US slip further and further into the dark ages..."

    The Dark Ages had religion. Science won't hep us get to Hebbin'.

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  184. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    Your anecdotal evidence does not agree with my anecdotal evidence? Eh? Eh? I was going to give a description of my contradicting experiances but realized whats the point. How do you spell experiance anyway?

  185. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could pregnate you from across the room if i wanted, so... I mean... might as well.

  186. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You're right, it's almost impossible to compare. I would have to add up all the explicit taxes and then also include things like health insurance.

  187. I weep for the species. by rnturn · · Score: 1

    How did we get to this point?

    I guess it's a freakin' miracle I survived childhood what with having an Erector set (Ooh! Dangerous screwdrivers), a Gilbert Chemlab (Omygod there are so many nasty things in one of those it boggles the mind), a microscope (Horrors! You could cut yourself with those glass slides), Heathkits (Giving a kid a soldering iron? What, are you nuts?!) and, hell, I can't even count the number of things I had as a kid that would now be banned for some perceived danger to children. Let's face it, just about everything kids played with back when I was growing up would now be taken off the market by the Toy Police; they'd find something wrong with nearly everything.

    Why don't we just place children in a bubble at birth to protect them from all hazards? How long before these "safety panel" idiots actually start considering that in the name of protecting the children? (My guess is sooner than we think.)

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  188. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

    Not really impossible... All of the data is available in the cost of living surveys that governments do. You just have to go look at it.

  189. I'm sure there are scary statistics showing . . . by baubo · · Score: 1

    the tragic and appalling numbers of budding geniuses we've lost due to the reckless dissemination of these heinous measuring devices. Oh the humanity.

  190. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    So has the testing process itself been tested with the same rigor and thoroughness as it wants to test paperclips? Is there any reason to think that testing common items actually makes them safer? If so, (and that's a big if) how much safer? What is the cost per injury averted? What are the severities of those injuries? Is this coming from actual data or bullshit "linear no-threshold" models of risk?

    Most importantly, can the testing be done for less than the price of a handful of the kits? Otherwise fewer types of science kits will be produced, fewer kits will be sold, barriers to entry will rise, cottage industry will be wiped out. And the kits won't actually be any safer.

    Not that safety should be the goal - riskier kits are better than perfectly safe kits if they are even more educational or useful. Kids should have access to surplus electronics equipment and parts with lead, cadmium, arsenic, high voltages, high currents, hot soldering irons, capacitors and batteries that might explode or catch on fire if miswired, chemistry sets with strong acids and flammable, volatile organic solvents and poisonous reagents that could be used to make explosives and drugs. If Americans weren't devolving into such servile, gutless, tube-fed pussies, any damned bureaucrat who tried to get in the way of real learning with such authoritarian "safety" edicts would be tarred and feathered and used for lawn-dart practice.

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  191. Times like these I wonder... by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

    It's times like these I wonder what R. Lee Ermy would say about this?

  192. Fuck the children! and the neurotics crap. by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    Jesus FUCK.... Sure I can appreciate putting GUARDS on things like BIG paper guilotines, so the kiddies don't slice each others fingers and hands off....

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    But this neurotic fucking crap... Uggh too much.

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    I like this woman - she questions things and can think for herself.

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    http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2010/s3025418.htm

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    http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7553031

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  193. Wow... by mrbishop88 · · Score: 1

    Wow... these people would have kittens if they ever saw my old copy of 'Mr Wizard's Science Secrets'

  194. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were those voucher schools receiving vouchers accepting children with learning disabilities and emotional problems at the same rate as public schools? Was there similar involvement of parents between the public and voucher schools? Has education received overall benefit from the voucher program? Research is showing that the answer to all of these questions is "no." Voucher programs end up gutting the public school system, while providing benefit to a comparably small amount of students.

    There was a time not long ago that our public school system was the envy of the world... but that strength has been taken by a number of things: Decreased per student funding. Increased regulated coddling of children. Abysmal student/teacher ratios. Immense legal obstacles to disciplining or even failing children. Over powerful unions that serve to keep poor teachers in the classroom. Elimination of almost all the classes that actually impact a person's life: technical, trade, civics, phy-ed, home-ec and arts. No Child Left Untested rather than teaching to individual strengths, proclivities and interests. Valuing self-esteem over pride in achievement. Public school systems in our cities have been attacked from the right and the left, from politicians and from parents, from businessmen and lawyers, from film-makers and radio pundits, from teachers and from students, and probably from me and from you.

    I'm probably going to be attacked as simultaneously insensitive and soft on crime for saying this, but there is also one huge elephant in the room that needs to be addressed before our urban education system (whether public, charter, voucher or religious) can become meaningful. All of our society has to work out how to keep poor (and, yes, especially black) men from ending up in jail at the levels they do so they can be fathers and teachers instead of a burden on the system. And even more difficult: jobs need to be created and maintained so that most families can comfortably live on one income so one of the parents can stay home (and in this day and age that does not preclude a working woman and a stay at home father.) The problem is, I have absolutely no clue what the answer is to these two problems. It seems that everyone with a strong voice knows how to fix them, but opposite solutions are being shouted: legalize drugs, strengthen drug enforcement laws. Teach safe sex, teach religious values (abstinence). Increase social safety nets, get rid of welfare. Drug children up before class, spank them when they act up. Zero tolerance, support the second amendment.

    I guess I got a bit worked up over that. Our education system isn't yet a total failure. It's probably in the mediocre range, and it is still possible for a kid from the hood to become the next Neil deGrasse Tyson. But this is the United States... and we should be able to do much better than that. Uhh, didn't mean that as an insult; I meant our public school system should allow most if not virtually every student to flourish as he did.

  195. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by perrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That made my day. I work in a highly regulated industry, and buying anything with the right standards conformance paperwork costs many times the standard cost, even when we get exactly the same item that is sold to ordinary consumers for the fraction of the price. You want a small batch with special paperwork from a large supplier? Be prepared to pay a ridiculous amount of money. A normal certificate of conformity usually lists only the absolutely minimal amount of safety claims, both to reduce liability and to force those who need more to pay up for it. Since I suspect science kit makers are not exactly thriving these days, this is the kind of thing that would put them out of business. It would probably be cheaper for them to set up a testing and validation framework for off-the-shelf products, but depending on the standards they have to conform to, they may not be allowed to go that route.

  196. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by JosKarith · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just set a whole load of them on the floor and the zombies'll just sit there trying to tweet about how much the prices in the local Starbucks have risen...

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  197. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Your home in my neighborhood would have an annual tax bill more than $20k (probably closer to $30,000).

    In other neighborhoods, it would be closer to what you are paying now. That's what I meant about it being difficult to compare. Averages are easy but specifics are trickier.

  198. Recommendation: RBT's science stuff by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Robert Bruce Thompson write science books for home study. He is currently working on a set of science kits to accompany them. You can find more information at Make: Science Room.

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  199. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by JimFive · · Score: 1

    not a toy intended for kids older than the "lets eat random crap" stage.

    You might be surprised by the amount of crap an 8 year old puts in es nose.
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  200. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get serious. You really believe that some cable out there wants to keep rulers out of science kits to keep "the common man down?"

    That would be the action of a dumb person, not a smart one.

  201. Re:Can't you simulate a chemistry set with softwar by geekoid · · Score: 1

    It will show you the molecule. If you can't see how it will smell, then maybe you shouldn't be using a lab~

    also, I prefer to read sheet music, that way I can see how something is supposed to be played, without the pesky flaws introduced by musician~

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