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3 Drinks a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Nzimmer911 writes "Heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers according to a 20 years study following 1,824 people. From the article: 'But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that - for reasons that aren't entirely clear - abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one's risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.'"

470 comments

  1. Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctors c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctors costs there.

  2. stress by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would say that people who don't drink are also worries. Did I close the door. Have I done all my homework. Are people going to like these shoes. How can I hide that I sleep around from my church. That sort of thing. People who drink may also spend less time worrying about the little details, and therefore have happier longer lives. Probably not, but maybe.

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    1. Re:stress by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      They just worry about less things: where is the next drink, and why is it taking so long to come?

      Less stressful.

    2. Re:stress by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they considered that some people don't drink because they have a life-threatening illness that requires that they take medications that would react with the alcohol? In other words, some portion of the teetotalers are dying because they're already sick, not because they're teetotalers.

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    3. Re:stress by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      There are bartenders that prove that point wrong.

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    4. Re:stress by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      There was that guy who had cancer of the throat and couldn't drink. He started taking booze from the other end and apparently, that's not too good for you.

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    5. Re:stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worry most after a night with some heavy boozing! :)

      There is factor that might explain some of the data: Wealth. First off, wealthy people drink more than poor people, most likely because they can afford it, eating at restaurants, going out clubbing, cocktail parties, socializing events etc. So they drink often, but not so much each time. I other words, they are having fun, and happiness makes a major contribution to longevity. Socializing and doing lots of stuff makes you happy independent of alcohol, and happiness might also compensate for any unhealthy effects of drinking. Poor people on the other hand, tend have a more excessive drinking style, and this is an important point because it's not so much the frequency of drinking that's unhealthy, it's the amount of alcohol you expose your body to compared to non-drinking days. Going from days/weeks without drinking to heavy drinking forces your body to do a big job in getting rid of the alcohol, and it causes more damage to organs. Also, wealthy people have more resources and better health in general, which also correlates highly with longevity. I would like to see the results controlling for this.

    6. Re:stress by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Not true. Inefficient bartenders would drive away business if they failed to deliver drinks adequately. Market dynamics ensure with reliability that the good bartenders and the bars they work for stay in business and thrive. There is adequate competition, at least in the city I live in, so these bars, bartenders, and the market they form is robust. The invisible hand is working just fine.

      In other words, Ayn Rand says that you will always have a drink in your hand when you want it, provided you can pay. And if you claim that this is wrong, then you're obviously one of those lying sheeple.

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    7. Re:stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I neither drink nor worry. In fact, people tend to worry about the fact that I am too laid back. :-)

      But, I've met non-drinkers who have lived long into their 90's (like my Grandmother, who is still going at 96) and heavy drinkers who died young (like my Grandfather who died at 54 from a stroke).

      I think there is a possibility that what people eat, drink and the type of alcohol they drink may be factors. 1824 people isn't a huge sample either to base such a broad generalisation on. If I just use my sample rate of 2, my mothers parents, then I could conclude that heavy drinkers die before retirement age and non drinkers make it too ... hmmm ... she might make 100. We'll see in four years time. (She wants to so she can get her letter from the Queen).

      Alcohol aside though, my two person sample also has other factors. My Grandfather was from a family who had a dairy farm in Kent. He loved his fatty foods (dripping), cheese and other high cholesterol unhealthy stuff. My Grandmother was from a farm out at Bourton in Dorset who mainly lived off vegetables. Even now my Grandmother totters around the garden growing her own tomatoes and other healthy stuff.

      Did my Grandfather die young because of his drinking, or just all round unhealthy life style?
      Did my Grandmother make it to 96 because she abstains from drinking, or just an all round healthier diet?

    8. Re:stress by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      I would say that people who don't drink are also worries. Did I close the door. Have I done all my homework. Are people going to like these shoes. How can I hide that I sleep around from my church. That sort of thing. People who drink may also spend less time worrying about the little details, and therefore have happier longer lives. Probably not, but maybe.

      I don't know about all of that, but I do know that after 3 drinks I don't care about a damn thing. Damn I sure do miss my Jack and Cokes.

    9. Re:stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say the exact opposite. Heavy drinkers are less able to deal with day to day stresses and that's why they drink heavily. Alcoholism aside, of course.

    10. Re:stress by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Ugh. I just finished reading Atlas Shrugged. I never want to hear that woman's name again.

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    11. Re:stress by euroq · · Score: 1

      Totally... she really could have written that damn book in 1/4 of the pages.

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    12. Re:stress by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You need to go to a strip club to get over the trauma. And while you're there, just remember that the hand that brings you your drink is the same hand that jacks you off in the back room - the efficient, invisible hand of Ayn Rand!

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    13. Re:stress by NonSenseAgency · · Score: 1

      One word: STRESS.

    14. Re:stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couple of points to consider.

      1) The person that drinks moderately is living longer at the expense of numbing out their issues. (yes, even 1 drink does that to you)
      2) The person that abstains, is more likely to be addressing their issues, but have not been able to cope with them. Question is: Are they doing high amounts of sugar, drugs, or maybe some sort of distraction?
      3) What about the person that is addressing their issues with correct coping strateggies?

  3. Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except next week they will "discover" the opposite, and the following week alcohol will cause cancer, and the week after that it will help you lose weight, and next month they'll find that it causes Parkinson's, and then next spring it will be therapeutic for the same illness, and then...

    1. Re:Eh by blair1q · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      Not for them, for you. Because TFA has one.

    2. Re:Eh by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Except next week they will "discover" the opposite...

      Yeah. It's enough to drive me to drink.

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    3. Re:Eh by iamhigh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eggs.

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol. It's the prime example of why "studies" are nothing but trash. Follow some people, draw a conclusion based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!

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    4. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not the opposite.

      This study measures a fact (death certificates vs reported drink rates).

      Facts can vary with each collections but don't tend to reverse.

      You can discover a problem with your collection methods but these researchers have other papers and have been doing this a while so it's unlikely (google their names).

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    5. Re:Eh by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Except next week they will "discover" the opposite, and the following week alcohol will cause cancer, and the week after that it will help you lose weight, and next month they'll find that it causes Parkinson's, and then next spring it will be therapeutic for the same illness, and then...

      Some citations to save the day then! (Attention pedants: Yes, I know these citations are all about beer and not alcohol specifically. Buy me a pint and we can discuss this matter further!)

      Beer isn't fattening, fights cancer and heart disease all while making you smarter!

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    6. Re:Eh by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Except that the studies have been leaning fairlly conclusively this direction for decades. We've known about the heart benefits since the 1970s, and recent studies continue to point even more strongly in this direction.

      True, though, that it is a balancing act---binge drinking is linked to increased rates of certain benign breast diseases in women that can be precancerous, for example---but that seems to be true for pretty much everything.

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    7. Re:Eh by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol. It's the prime example of why "studies" are nothing but trash. Follow some people, draw a conclusion based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!

      I've significantly increased my consumption of eggs at the recommendation of a nutritionist. In a month or so I'm due another cholesterol test, so we will see if it helped me at all.

      (Aside from losing 13 lbs over the past month.)

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    8. Re:Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Me too. Lately they have been putting something in eggs that's making them scrumpdiddlyicious!

    9. Re:Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Heavy drinkers outliving everyone else? We have a conclusive train of evidence dating back 40 years on that?

    10. Re:Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      All of which are probably outdone and overdone by the corresponding weight gain in most people.

    11. Re:Eh by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Tabasco?

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    12. Re:Eh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol.

      That's what happens when you listen to some sensationalist muckraker. Fact is, studies will disagree or find different things, and media looking for a thrill will oversimplify in to the crap you just repeated. It's not the scientists' fault, though - blame the 24 hour news cycle.

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    13. Re:Eh by PrimordialSoup · · Score: 0

      Eggs are good and bad....like everything can be good and bad depending on how you consume.. PS: this goes for things like water too and vitamins

    14. Re:Eh by Alef · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Disclaimer: I haven't read the study (it is apparently not accessible from Sweden through the link).

      This study measures a fact (death certificates vs reported drink rates).

      A fact is not something that you measure. You can collect statistical data, and you can try to infer a conclusion from the data. There are all sorts of ways to make the wrong conclusion though, depending on how the data was collected, if it involved subjectivity somewhere, if there are some underlying mechanisms you are not modelling, whether you are incorrectly assuming that correlation implies causation etc. etc. (see for instance Wikipedia.)

      The study might measure a number of death certificates (where? when?) and reported drinking rates (reported how?) as you say, but whether that means that "Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers" (if that is even what they study says, I'm quoting the Time article) is a rather far-reaching conclusion someone has made, possibly incorrectly. Maybe they forgot to compensate for some important factor; Perhaps people with predisposition for some deceases (are told to) avoid alcohol? Perhaps those who avoid alcohol have some personality trait that make them more stressed, working longer hours, or sleeping less, which in turn could be detrimental to life expectancy? And if there in fact is a positive connection between drinking and life expectancy, does it apply to everyone or just a small part of the population? Maybe alcohol works as a light medication for depression, helping some but harming most?

      Facts can vary with each collections but don't tend to reverse.

      Scientific conclusions change all the time.

    15. Re:Eh by adonoman · · Score: 1

      This study doesn't say that. It says that heavy drinkers live longer than abstainers, but both groups die earlier than the moderate 1-3 drinks per day group.

    16. Re:Eh by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Tabasco?

      For me? Just plain old tasty wonderful butter. I'm losing weight now because I'm just eating traditional foods. Everything tastes amazing, and is a hell of a lot easier to prepare. Watch Julia Child's Omlette segment. Butter + hot pan + eggs + a little water (I prefer a bit of milk). Twenty freaking seconds on the stove and you have a filling, tasty dish.

      What is working for me is that when I don't try to substitute 'healthy' alternatives and just use basic cheeses, eggs, meats, vegtables (reduced carbs though). The result is that from a numeric standpoint it seems to be worse for you, but you end up feeling a lot more satisifed and eat more appropriate portions.

      When I do have carbs it's generally in the form of low processed ones like steel-cut oats (irish oatmeal). Or choosing sweet potatoes instead of regular potatoes.

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    17. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy explanation for the flip-flop on eggs. The original studies that showed eggs raising cholesterol were done using powdered eggs. Subsequent studies that showed eggs were good for cholesterol used fresh eggs.

      This doesn't get reported because it doesn't make for as good a headline, and the food industry doesn't want anyone to realize just how much powdered eggs are used.

    18. Re:Eh by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Salmonella.

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    19. Re:Eh by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Indicating - once again - that moderation is the healthiest strategy.

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    20. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's nothing I can disagree with in your post. All those are reasonable and plausible points.

      However, the study was done by experienced researchers (who have other papers on alcohol, depression vs alcohol, and alcoholism) and controlled for most of the things you raised (including people being told to avoid alcohol).

      No data collection will ever come out the same (I learned that back in college lab. Everyone got similar but different data in the same damn room with very simple things to measure).

      The study could be wrong, but it fits with prior moderate drinking data. One of the problems of our puritan heritage is that this kind of data (especially for pot and Nixon) has been suppressed in the past. And another problem is when the people collecting the data have an agenda.

      Looking over the other papers by two of the authors, it seemed to me they are the classic dry scientist types and lack an agenda.

      I'm not a teetotaler, moderate drinker or heavy drinker. I'm a sub moderate drinker (1/10th to 1/2 a drink a day) who has a couple heavy drinking vacations a year.

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    21. Re:Eh by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The last omlette I made had a little diced tomato nuked just long enough to make it soft, some garlic powder, basil, a dash of chili powder, some milk, and a few shakes of an off-brand louisiana-style pepper sauce. I can’t say I missed cheese/butter/ham too much.

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    22. Re:Eh by chrb · · Score: 1

      The article is not clear as to what the age range of the people in the survey was. It says "The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years." Does this mean all of those surveyed were in the 55-65 age range? It is known that moderate alcohol consumption in the elderly results in increased longevity due to lower incidences of heart disease. But, for every else alcohol makes death more likely due to accidents, suicide etc.

      Except next week they will "discover" the opposite, and the following week alcohol will cause cancer

      That alcohol is a contributing risk factor for cancer is already known - TFA even mentions it: "Even though heavy drinking is associated with higher risk for cirrhosis and several types of cancer (particularly cancers in the mouth and esophagus), heavy drinkers are less likely to die than people who have never drunk." (Estimates are that around 6% of cancer deaths can be attributed to alcohol consumption).

    23. Re:Eh by julesh · · Score: 1

      Eggs.

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol. It's the prime example of why "studies" are nothing but trash.

      When exactly were eggs supposed to be bad for you? Checking studies back as far as 1982, I haven't found a single one that supports such a view, and plenty that suggest they are (at least) not harmful in terms of blood cholesterol levels.

      I think the problem is amateur nutritionists who look at what they contain and panic. Professionals have known for about as long as such things can be measured that cholesterol consumption does not necessarily lead to blood cholesterol increases.

    24. Re:Eh by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything is best in moderation - including moderation.

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    25. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The cholesterol thing was tricky. People with low cholesterol live longer.

      So they thought "force cholesterol lower and it will be good" and that wasn't the case.

      Cholesterol may be more like firemen at a fire. Forcing the firemen to leave doesn't help even tho lack of a firemen is normally a good sign.

      Excessive sugar is more likely the base problem. It makes things sticky and it also damages things (which cholesterol is sent to patch).

      I'm not a medical doctor so these facts may not be current.

      Very often in this country we rush to an incorrect conclusion when we get facts. Especially if money can be made with that conclusion.

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    26. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often, it's not the news that is to blame, but the reader who only skimmed the article. They read "A study by Group ABC found that eating more than X eggs per week can increase your risk of heart disease", and they think "Science says eggs will fuckin' kill you!". A month later they read "A study by Group XYZ found that eating between Y and N eggs per week can decrease your risk of cancer", and they think "What, now eggs cure cancer?! Make up your mind, Science!".

    27. Re:Eh by nschubach · · Score: 1

      They make powdered eggs?

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    28. Re:Eh by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Into semi-decent-tasting scrambled ones, yes. And they keep much longer in their powdered form before they start tasting really nasty. Hence the food industry’s use of them.

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    29. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can be found many places, including Twinkies:
      http://www.eschlimanphoto.com/twinkie/37_or_so.php?p=13

    30. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who has a couple heavy drinking vacations a year.

      A vacation from heavy drinking, or a vacation where you drink heavily?

    31. Re:Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      WHOOOSH!

    32. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you but I never gained any weight because of drinking. Do you have any citation for that? I know my case is not data but I still have doubt as I remember seeing a press release (not a real study though) saying exactly that it was a myth (that alcohol cause weight gain). I think the problem is more with lifestyle choice (staying on the couch watching TV while drinking your beers) than alcohol itself.

    33. Re:Eh by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 5, Funny

      moderate parent up

      but not too much!

    34. Re:Eh by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Wife and I do a 2-3 egg omelet every day. Today's was stuffed with bits of steak, fried potato, spinach and fresh mozzarella cheese and seasoned with just ground pepper.

      Yum!

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    35. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fact is not something that you measure.

      The word "fact" is ambiguous, and has many (often mutually-exclusive) uses. In some contexts, it can refer to the individual bits of data gathered to support a conclusion. In other contexts, it can refer to a conclusion that has a great deal of compelling data to support it. These, and other such uses, are all enumerated here

      So, a fact can, indeed, be something you measure. Depending on context.

    36. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      a vacation where I drink heavily. Typically a week long ski trip and a two week long beach trip.

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    37. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    38. Re:Eh by Hatta · · Score: 1

      From what I know the recommendations against eggs weren't based on any actual data. We know that serum cholesterol is bad, eggs contain cholesterol, so don't eat eggs. That's about the extent of the reasoning.

      If they had done a study like this, correlating egg consumption with mortality, and then controlling for confounding factors you'd have a good reason to avoid eggs. No one did that.

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    39. Re:Eh by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      The egg debate is more complicated than that. Basically, many studies have shown moderate egg intake to have no effect on cholesterol levels. The "Eggs are bad" studies actually conclude that dietary cholesterol impacts blood cholesterol, and therefore that one should avoid dietary cholesterol, which is generally speaking good advice based on their data. But, these are not actually opposite things. Eggs contain cholesterol, but also contain quite a bit of unsaturated fats. Other studies show that unsaturated fats lower cholesterol levels (bad cholesterol anyway) so, taken as a whole, "dietary cholesterol bad" and "eggs not bad in moderation" are not contradictory at all. The advice to avoid cholesterol is not bad per se, but as a general rule is always prone to exceptions. Eggs are one of those eggceptions.

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    40. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a prime example of why science is the first to admit they don't know everything ! Trash? Geesh, must be neat to have a source of 'perfect' information.

    41. Re:Eh by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Something tells me the people doing bowflex commercials are not "3 or more drinks per day" types.

      Even people who drink 1-3 per day are probably far less fitness oriented than the 0 per day people.

      Since we're swapping anecdotal evidence, I know a number of people who don't drink at all, and none of them are fat. But if you go into the corner bar down the road, you see nothing but fat.

      Of course this is correlated to lifestyle. I just don't buy that people who drink 3 drinks daily are going to generally have an otherwise healthy lifestyle.

    42. Re:Eh by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      I think eggs were supposed to be bad because of the cholesterol link (that was poorly understood), and not because people who ate more eggs died young.

      I have more confidence in a study that says "we did some research and we found X but we don't know why" than in a study that says "hey X probably causes Y so we should reduce X." At least for human health and other complex items.

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    43. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem you are describing is quite generic to all soft sciences (including medicine), compare their 2-sigma evidence with 5-sigma of physics. It's just a matter of where you set the bar, the lower the bar, the higher noise/truth ratio.
      There is another associated problem, once you set the bar at 2-sigma and people start citing each others' papers you get utter-crap (meaning false results) quite easily.

    44. Re:Eh by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it goes well beyond just the media "this will kill you" of the day. In the case of fats, it has permeated medicine, prescription drugs, and nutritional advice of all sorts. It's now a multi-billion dollar industry. There is evidence to support that the mass jump onto the bandwagon is at least in part to blame for the rise of obesity and diabetes.

      In the case of alcohol, studies have rather consistently found that moderate drinkers have the lowest mortality rate. TFA does not disagree. It just enlarges that, in fact, heavy drinkers do better than non-drinkers but not as well as moderate drinkers.

    45. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, again this is just from my experience but I will say that I DO NOT have much of any healthy lifestyle. I smoke, I drink, I don't exercise. But, I don't eat too much and never had any problem with weight. I see more correlation with obesity and poverty than alcoholism myself. When you talked about the bar full of fat people was it also a very poor place?

    46. Re:Eh by Alef · · Score: 1

      Apologies for going slightly off-topic, but since I can't turn down an interesting semantic discussion ;-) :

      Unless I'm mistaken, in all use cases a "fact" is still some kind of statement or information that can be true or false. For example, the statement "The temperature of this object is 300 degrees kelvin" can be a fact. However, the temperature itself is a quantity. You can measure the quantity, which results in a fact, and you can verify the fact by measuring the quantity again, but you cannot "measure" the fact.

    47. Re:Eh by Da+Cheez · · Score: 1

      This just in! A new study shows that studies return trash results!

      Next up: Astrology might be a load of crap!

    48. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Studies" are just fine.

      The absurd nonsense that people like you lie into them tends to be trash.

      "Study" finds negative correlation between moderate alcohol consumption and mortality.

      YOU and your ilk LIE about that: "abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one's risk of dying"

      No, it doesn't. It correlates n a certain way. This has been known for the better part of a hundred years: moderate {anything} correlates well with longevity. Because people who never drink (never eat chocolate, never ogle folks outside their marriage, never have Pizza ...) are fucking beancounters who worry themselves into the grave. That's all. That's why it is always invariably cardiovascular deaths that are negatively correlated with {moderate anything}. While people who don't go overboard on the (wine, meat, you-name-it) but have a relaxed attitude towards life in general tend to have fewer cardiac arrests.

      This is NOT new. This is NOT a problem with "Studies". This is very much a problem with people who'd like to bash "studies" (or alcohol or anything else).

    49. Re:Eh by D0bityD0bity · · Score: 1

      Except next week they will "discover" the opposite, and the following week alcohol will cause cancer, and the week after that it will help you lose weight, and next month they'll find that it causes Parkinson's, and then next spring it will be therapeutic for the same illness, and then...

      you forgot increased risk of STD's...

    50. Re:Eh by sjames · · Score: 1

      While your cautions are always well advised, the results of this study are far from a bold from the blue. Many studies over decades have repeatedly demonstrated that moderate alcohol consumption has a significant positive benefit to many aspects of health. The only surprising part is that heavy drinkers do better than non-drinkers (most of the other reports assumed that non drinkers did less well than moderate but better than heavy drinkers).

      Alcohol is well documented to reduce the formation of arterial plaques. arterial plaques, in turn, are well documented to cause heart attacks.

    51. Re:Eh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Oh, well it's a good thing that I decided that I was OK with something killing me eventually, because you know, it will anyway.

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    52. Re:Eh by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much why I take all nutritional advice with a grain or two of salt (even though they claim THAT will kill me too).

      If the price of one more year of life (spent with tubes shoved in every orifice) is munching on cardboard flavored "food" for the rest of my life only to find that that's killing me too, then forget it.

    53. Re:Eh by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Munching on the whole raw food thing tends to be both tasty and healthy; it's actually hard to cook something fresh that's as bad for you as a tv dinner. Also, it turns out that that sort of thing is cheap.

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    54. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't be so bad if scientists didn't become such media whores. Yeah, life sucks plugging away in some obscure corners, but that's no reason to go apeshit hawking your wares to 4th rate news writers.

    55. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The study finds a U-curve - abstainers have results comparable to heavy drinkers, with moderate drinkers having the greatest reduction in mortality risk.

      The general consensus of the literature is a J-curve: abstainers have worse outcomes than moderate drinkers (1-3 standard drinks per day) with folks having more than 4 standard drinks per day faring worse than non-drinkers on all-source mortality.

      My short review of the literature is here.

      Briefly: ignore the results of individual studies, and wait instead for credible metastudies to come out. The best one here is Castelnuovo and Donati, 2006. And, ignore most of what the WHO puts out on alcohol - it's been captured by anti-alcohol zealots. Seriously.

    56. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, screwed up the link. The lit review is here.

    57. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestool.

      FYI, "cholesterol" is a single chemical substance. The "good" and "bad" labels actually refer to human proteins that transport cholesterol throughout the body.

    58. Re:Eh by sjames · · Score: 1

      We do a lot of home cooking around here, I'm sure all of it is better for us than the TV dinners.

      I just cook what's good, try not to go too crazy and not worry about whatever the killer of the week is.

      I'm not that in to the raw food though I do enjoy a good salad and prefer to leave vegetables somewhat crisp, but certainly into the fresh. It's hard to beat a garden grown tomato :-)

    59. Re:Eh by russotto · · Score: 1

      There is evidence to support that the mass jump onto the bandwagon is at least in part to blame for the rise of obesity and diabetes.

      And, of course, studies to suggest otherwise.

      And while the beneficial effects of moderate alcohol consumption are one of the few things which _haven't_ undergone this whipsaw, you still won't see too many US nutritionists recommending drinking to abstainers.

    60. Re:Eh by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      "Studies" are trash where they are industry funded.

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    61. Re:Eh by Smauler · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the consumerist poplurarist tabloid-esque kind of response that is _not_ fucking helpful, and that I hate. This is a study showing that heavy drinkers live longer than abstainers - question the methods, question the source, but don't ascribe it to "boffins" who "said the opposite" a minute ago (no they didn't). Such blinkered thinking about what scientific studies are pisses me off no end.

    62. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, except for the "24 hour news cycle" clause. The rise and fall of eggs happened in the 1960s to late 1970s, when there was no such thing.

    63. Re:Eh by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing I can disagree with in your post.

      Sure there is! OP spelled "diseases" as "deceases"! Shirley you can't agree with that!

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    64. Re:Eh by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      [...] and not worry about whatever the killer of the week is.

      It's either reading comprehension, or because I'm about to self-medicate, but anyway: I read that as "not worry about whatever the killer weed is", and I thought to myself, "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?" Then I realized how funny my thought was. (To me, anyway.)

      I completely agree with you about the garden grown tomatoes, though. The red ones are especially tasty, and the leafy ones, they make good cookies.

      My favorite raw food is salmon, though.

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    65. Re:Eh by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Salmon's little female friend?

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    66. Re:Eh by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Eggs. Was good for you. Then bad for you. Now has good cholestorol. It's the prime example of why "studies" are nothing but trash. Follow some people, draw a conclusion based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!

      And 'taters. First they're good, then they're bad, then you're meant to peel them, then you're only meant to eat the skins. I think they're back on the "actually, potatoes are good for you" front but I don't really care because it'll be different tomorrow anyway.

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    67. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we mention that this 'independent' study was SPONSORED by ALCOHOL ALLIANCE INTL?

    68. Re:Eh by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      eggs actually keep for several months before even remotely being nasty. They are however quite breakable and have to be packaged carefully and handled with care.

      Powdered eggs would weight less and be much easier to transport and store. Transportation costs are often a big factor, especially when you consider that chickens will pop out eggs at quite a rate all year round, so there's not really a supply problem.

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    69. Re:Eh by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      most cholesterol is produced by your body, it's quite hard to absorb. I'd be a lot more worried about Brazil nuts and other nuts before worrying about eggs. Bad cholesterol comes from crabs being processed into fats by your body, and the higher the GI the more that's going to happen.

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    70. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jag kan läsa den i Sverige...

    71. Re:Eh by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Powdered eggs are still edible after several years...

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    72. Re:Eh by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Butter VS Margarine is another good recent example.

    73. Re:Eh by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I always love getting into the semantics of words because correct usage improves communication.

      Sooo..

      google define:fact and you find.

      fact /fækt/ Show Spelled[fakt] Show IPA
      -noun
      1. something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact. (primary usage of fact. the main meaning)
      2. something known to exist or to have happened: Space travel is now a fact. (secondary usage of fact.)
      3. a truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true: Scientists gather facts about plant growth. (etc.)
      4. something said to be true or supposed to have happened: The facts given by the witness are highly questionable. (your point).
      5. Law. Often, facts. an actual or alleged event or circumstance, as distinguished from its legal effect or consequence.Compare question of fact, question of law. (doesn't apply)

      So the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd most common usage is that a fact is implicitly true and the 4th is that someone is saying something is a fact/true but may be lying or mistaken.

      When a scientist says something is a fact (especially if it is calculable or measurable), after all these years, I assume that other scientists can verify and if I had the training and equipment, so could I. I assume it really is a fact (true statement).

      Anyway, by definition, a fact is a real thing/true statement. The only time that isn't true is if the person is lying or confused.

      What do you think?

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  4. I have no cups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has posted? Everyone must be out drinking...

  5. To be perfectly clear ... by oldspewey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Everybody's mortality rate is exactly the same: 100%

    Really it's just a matter of when you die and how happy you are.

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    1. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's mortality probability. A mortality rate (like many rates) is per unit time.

    2. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Everybody's mortality rate is exactly the same: 100%

      If you measure it on a large enough time scale, yes, but mortality rates are usually measured over the course of one year.

      Really it's just a matter of when you die and how happy you are.

      Couldn't have said it better.

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    3. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by PRMan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Tell that to Enoch and Elijah...

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    4. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > A mortality rate (like many rates) is per unit time.

      No matter how slowly you die, eventually your mortality rate will reach unity.

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    5. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it eventually reach zero? Once you are dead, the rate at which you continue to die would be 0...unless you are a zombie, in which case divide by 0.

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    6. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      No, eventually your integrated mortality rate, which is your mortality probability, reaches 1.

    7. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Since you generally compute mortality rate by averaging over a bunch of people who were alive at the beginning, mortality rate usually is undefined for the dead.

    8. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by babblefrog · · Score: 1

      Since about 10% of the people who have ever lived are still alive, I'd say the rate is currently 90%.

    9. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by slinches · · Score: 1

      A mortality rate (like many rates) is per unit time.

      In that case, I'll probably die once every 10^100 years (or however long the universe lasts) ...

      My mortality rate is almost zero!

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    10. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Only if you average over an arbitrarily-selected large amount of time.

      Too bad mortality rate is also a function of time and is not constant.

    11. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by slinches · · Score: 1

      My previous post was a joke pointing out that a single event doesn't have a rate. To compute a rate that has any meaning, you need to count occurrences in a statistically large sample over a fixed time. Even then, the value of the rate is mostly comparative between samples.

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    12. Re:To be perfectly clear ... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      No, but individuals have an estimated mortality rate that's determined using an ensemble of similar individuals.

  6. Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I imagine tightwad teetotalers live lives consumed with mental stress. If you're so uptight and judgmental that you can't even enjoy a single drink, that's got to have a lot of negative influences on your state of mind. I can see how that would translate from mental health to physical health, giving us the results we see here.

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    1. Re:Stress? by rwven · · Score: 1

      While I wouldn't be so bitter in my analysis, there's probably a great deal of scientific truth to what you're saying...

    2. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yep. We already know that stress releases cortisol, which can cause a number of physical problems. I wonder if we'd find higher cortisol levels in non-drinkers than in drinkers.

      There's also the old saw about people who don't drink, they're not the kind of people you would want to drink with anyway. That's consistent with non-drinkers being somewhat stuffier.

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    3. Re:Stress? by Sinistar2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, the only time I feel stress about being a tightwad teetotaler is when people offer to buy me a drink or try to hand me a beer and then express shock that I'm alcohol averse.

      But then, I masturbate a lot, so maybe I just relieve stress in other ways.

    4. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      Why is it that you have to be uptight or judgmental to not drink? How about having less stress in your life that you don't need a beer to relax? Perhaps you can find some other way to 'have fun', that doesn't involve memory lapses or impaired motor functions. Myself, I can say that I've never had a 'eureka' moment while drunk. I've never looked back on the night before and gone, "Man, that fifth of vodka was awesome! Lets do it again!".

    5. Re:Stress? by FoboldFKY · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't drink. But it's not because I'm a tightwad: I just hate the taste of alcohol. I can taste it in seemingly trace amounts in everything other than drinks with ridiculous amounts of sugar.

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      I also know I have a somewhat addictive personality. So on the whole, I think I'll continue to not drink booze.

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    6. Re:Stress? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Some people just hate the taste of alcohol.

      And a lot of people around the world can't consume it (and would probably die much earlier if they did).

      But if the reasons are mental/philosophical I completely agree with you.

      And in those cases, pot would probably serve just as well. Let's hope it is legalized in california this fall!

      Much better for diabetics.

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    7. Re:Stress? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do know that many non-drinkers have no intrinsic problem with drinking, but abstain for a variety of personal reasons, right? To me, alcohol takes foul and triggers migraines, so I avoid it. (I have no actual problem with anyone else drinking, usual cavaets about moderation, driving, etc. in effect.) I have friends who come from families of alcoholics and who therefore avoid alcohol for pretty obvious reasons. Frankly, you're been pretty insulting to all of us with your generalizations.

      (For that matter, anyone who can only relax by drinking probably has as many problems as anyone who can't unwind long enough to drink. Just saying.)

    8. Re:Stress? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk"

      Yeah, but I bet they were laughing their asses off whilst they were doing it.

      Drinking to excess once in a while is fun an d a great way to blow off steam. It's also dangerous and antisocial, which makes it even more appealing to some of us :)

    9. Re:Stress? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "I've never looked back on the night before and gone, "Man, that fifth of vodka was awesome! Lets do it again!"."

      You're not doing it right!!

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    10. Re:Stress? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      No one is mentioning blackouts or fifths of vodka. While the study found that non-drinkers had the youngest average death, the people who had the oldest were the moderate drinkers. Unless you're some kind of allergic or something, a beer or two is not going to give you blackouts or impair your functionality at all really.

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    11. Re:Stress? by NEW22 · · Score: 1

      Why is someone who doesn't drink necessarily a tightwad? Is a person who doesn't drink also necessarily judgemental? Your comment could be read as being pretty judgemental itself.

      Also, the 2nd sentence... "If you're so uptight and judgemental you can't even enjoy a single drink, that's got to have a lot of negative influence on your state of mind."...

      Can't you use that same logic for any other activity other than drinking? "If you're so uptight and judgmental you can't even enjoy a single prostitute/line of coke/bacon butter cheeseburger/hot gay sex experience/ice cold Mt. Dew..." etc. Basically, you seem to be privileging alcohol consumption in an odd way here.

    12. Re:Stress? by Captain+Segfault · · Score: 1

      I don't drink. But it's not because I'm a tightwad: I just hate the taste of alcohol. I can taste it in seemingly trace amounts in everything other than drinks with ridiculous amounts of sugar.

      Yeah. Ethyl alcohol doesn't exactly taste good. That's one reason I prefer liquor when actually trying to get drunk -- you don't have to drink as much liquid with alcohol in it.

      To some extent it is an acquired taste.

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      In my experience it's not that bad. If you're worried I suggest experiments in a controlled setting until you get a good idea of what the effects of alcohol are on you. By golly, by the time I'm even thinking of doing inadvisable things I know I am not in possession of my faculties!

      I also know I have a somewhat addictive personality. So on the whole, I think I'll continue to not drink booze.

      That might be a good reason.

    13. Re:Stress? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I don't drink. But it's not because I'm a tightwad: I just hate the taste of alcohol. I can taste it in seemingly trace amounts in everything other than drinks with ridiculous amounts of sugar.

      Yes. A thousand times.

    14. Re:Stress? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Alcohol can also kill off yucky bacteria that you might have in your throat or mouth.

      Did they classify people who use mouthwash as "drinkers"?

    15. Re:Stress? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      This sounds not carefree. Considering the OPs premise was non-drinkers are less care free it is kind of supporting OP.

      This is not to say start drinking, especially with a concern about addiction, but simply you could be a mild case of supporting OPs premise about the correlation, but not causation of drinking and longer life.

      No offense meant.

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    16. Re:Stress? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Its a balancing act. Alcoholics will kill themselves much faster than any non-drinker. I think the main benefits of Alcohol are stress relief, vitamins and blood thinning. Alcoholic beverages have been proven to have many health benefiting compounds in them. Also, why use an anti-anxiety pill when a drink works just as good and is OTC?

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    17. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      The first two words of the slashdot post are HEAVY DRINKERS. Is two fucking beers really heavy drinking? Christ, a fifth of cheap vodka isn't really heavy drinking. Please go dance with the dragons elsewhere.

    18. Re:Stress? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I don't drink because I don't like the stuff, people told me I'd get use to it, but Brussel Sprouts taste fucking horrible but nobody defends them. A double standard exists because of its assumed positive social aspects. If I found something I did like (which I have), why should I start drinking it, people who don't know me very well say I should do it to be social orm ake me fee life I'm missing out on not being drunk. But I also don't drink because daddy use to come home at night and he wasn't a happy drunk. I don't understand why you assumed non drinkers are tightwads either, I wouldn't over generalise and judge those who don't drink. Think about it in another way, many people around me need a drink because of stress of work or need a night out in order to bring some kind of balance to their lives. I don't drink and I'm fine and can deal with what life throws at me perfectly well without needing a substance to aid me. I think the assumed health benefits work in either direction.

    19. Re:Stress? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      So true. With both sentences. :-)

    20. Re:Stress? by Effexor · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's pretty clear from this that you are the sort of uptight and judgemental person who's never snorted coke off the ass of a rent boy while eating a bacon butter cheeseburger and enjoying a refreshing ice cold mountain dew. Clearly you need to learn to unwind.

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    21. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Brussels sprouts taste okay if they’re prepared right.

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    22. Re:Stress? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't like the taste much either. The only alcoholic drinks I drink are wines (and champagnes), and even then only in very small quantities, and not very often.

      Also, I've found that the more expensive the wine, the worse it tastes. The cheapest stuff is the best, especially when it's a sparkling variety. Try a glass of Asti Spumanti champagne, for instance (it's basically the cheapest champagne out there). It's pretty sweet, a lot like a soda drink. The more expensive stuff isn't as sweet, and probably has higher alcohol content.

      I've seen people do really bad things while drunk too. I had a brother-in-law try to kill me and my sister once while drunk.

      But this is easy to avoid: don't drink to excess. Since you're already not highly enamored of the taste of alcohol, this should be pretty easy for you. You simply won't want to drink more than a single glass of wine. Personally, I can drink about a half-glass at a time, and I'm done.

    23. Re:Stress? by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      Christ, a fifth of cheap vodka isn't really heavy drinking.

      Bull turkey. Have you ever drank cheap vodka? It's got all the taste of rubbing alcohol... removes grease just as good, too. As far as I'm concerned ['cause we all know I'm the leading authority ;o)], if you can drink a fifth of cheap vodka, you're either three sheets gone already or on your way there.

      A good whiskey, now... that's a different story.

    24. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The effects of having a single beer are so benign that there's really no good reason not to have one. You have to be predisposed to be negative towards the experience, or have a malfunctioning aldehyde dehydrogenase in order to think abstention is a good idea. I'm talking about the former group.

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    25. Re:Stress? by vlm · · Score: 1

      I'd wager it has something to do with the relative stress levels of the people.

      Maybe dynamic stress level instead of static? Its possible to be quite relaxed, basically all the time, without booze.

      Perhaps in a culture of obesity, "getting so stressed out you need to binge drink" is the only exercise they get, but at least they get SOME exercise. On the other hand, I'm fat and happy, and frankly I need the exercise, even if it would only be inwardly screaming against... whatever the heck it is that stresses out the drunkards.

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    26. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Frankly, you're been pretty insulting to all of us with your generalizations.

      We're talking about a phenomenon that occurs over populations, not individuals. On average drinkers live longer than non-drinkers. It's entirely appropriate to use generalizations when we're talking about averages.

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    27. Re:Stress? by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      And now I need a new monitor. Was that really necessary Effexor?

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    28. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Can't you use that same logic for any other activity other than drinking? "If you're so uptight and judgmental you can't even enjoy a single prostitute/line of coke/bacon butter cheeseburger/hot gay sex experience/ice cold Mt. Dew..." etc. Basically, you seem to be privileging alcohol consumption in an odd way here.

      Yes, yes you could. And it would be just as valid. If you can't enjoy even trying those things once, it's your own hangup. Whether or not that's a problem for you is up to you. Personally I'm too uptight for the hot gay sex experience, but open to the rest.

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    29. Re:Stress? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      But it's not because I'm a tightwad: I just hate the taste of alcohol.

      Question... Do you avoid certain foods as well because you don't like the taste?

      This is more of a curiosity question because I know someone similar attitude but they eat very unhealthy because they simply hate the taste of vegetables and fruit and simply eat carbs and fried food all the time.

      They also don't drink that much because they don't like the taste.

      I'm more concerned about they're dietary habits than the drinking, but I was curious if being "picky" also had issues with diet as well.

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    30. Re:Stress? by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      I should do it to be social orm ake me fee life I'm missing out on not being drunk.

      Are you sure you aren't drunk right now?

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    31. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      And negative predisposition to alcohol could be 1 of a million things. Anyone who has tried nearly any alcohol should know that it tastes like shit. Anyone who has ever watched tv has probably seen a commercial telling you alcohol can kill you (though, I'd guess you would probably see more commercials on tv telling you alcohol will get you sexy chicks and everyone will like you (just bring a 6 pack of bud light)). Anyways, this all circles around and brings me back to the point that you don't have to be anal retentive or a douchebag who thinks he knows everything, to not drink alcohol.

    32. Re:Stress? by Que914 · · Score: 1

      The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      Just my 2cp, but it sounds like you are a tightwad. Save when people are really wasted, in my experience people don't act so much differently from their sober selves when drunk. If you're actually, in your own words, scared of doing something slightly aberrant, then I'd say you're pretty uptight.

    33. Re:Stress? by kshade · · Score: 1

      This sounds not carefree

      Are you serious? Who is "carefree", except maybe for complete morons? His point about loosing control is absolutely valid. I don't like talking to people who aren't themselves either, and if it's someone close to me I worry about them. It's only natural.

    34. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has it occurred to any of the masses defending their own drinking habits that people can manage stress without alcohol? it happens. in this study of a limited number of people in out patient care, moderate drinkers had the longest life. moderate drinking is not getting drunk. which seems to be the action many here are defending. sorry, but no.

    35. Re:Stress? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. It's valid to suggest that there may exist within the non-drinking population a group that has a lot of stress, in part because of strict moral rules like not drinking. But that's not what you said. You made sweeping generalizations about non-drinkers that were insulting and now you're trying to justify it.

    36. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he just never got drunk yet (still a kid?). I know I had the same fears about alcohol when I had never done it. Like someone else said, experience it a time or 2 in a place you will be confortable (home) and you will see that you never become someone else when drunk. Yes you might do things you would not have done (especially when you don't know when to stop drinking -- easy mistake to do when starting) but in my experience I never did stuff that was totally not me -- alcohol just lower your inhibition, it do not transform you into a monster or something.

    37. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is two fucking beers really heavy drinking?":

      No, of course not. But that's not what the phrase "heavy drinkers" was referring to. Or did you blackout whilst reading the article?

      "Christ, a fifth of cheap vodka isn't really heavy drinking."

      In one day? Looked up the word "denial" lately?

    38. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has tried nearly any alcohol should know that it tastes like shit.

      It’s something of an acquired taste, and FWIW the objection most likely isn’t to the alcohol itself anyway. You might try figuring up the amount of everclear to add to some fruit juice to get the same approximate strength as a typical beer and see if it still tastes bad.

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    39. Re:Stress? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      "carefree" was meant as a continuum.

      And there is more to life than length. People that are concerned about things (even legitimate concerns) may indeed have shorter lives because of said concern. It may also make them better (or more beneficial) members of society.

      Losing control with regularity is likely not a recipe for a good life, but it does not mean it isn't a recipe for a longer one. Though the article implied that "moderate" drinkers had the longest life, which in my mind means a very rare loss of control much beyond something like lack of sleep would cause.

      I would honestly think there are more causative effects than correlative ones that cause the longer life. Such as thinner blood (isn't that why aspirin helps people), or simply talking to people more with a slightly lowered inhibition (isn't that supposed to reduce stress and lead to longer life).

      I would also bet that "complete morons" live happier lives, and perhaps longer when controlled for things such as income.

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    40. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No, you don't have to be, but it helps. In puritanical USA, if you never ever drink, you're probably a moralizer. Yes, this is a generalization, but we're talking about effects on a population, not individuals. So using generalizations is appropriate here.

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    41. Re:Stress? by FoboldFKY · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm an incredibly picky eater. However, it seems to be more about texture than taste. For instance, I don't mind the taste of tomatoes, but I loathe the texture.

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    42. Re:Stress? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Now wait a minute. I'm a teetotaler. The main reason is that I have a hiatal hernia with reflux, and alcohol exacerbates that, so I get stomach pains whenever I put more than an ounce of alcoholic beverage in my stomach. (My full 'off' list: Caffeine, carbonation, citrus, chocolate, alcohol and mint. Chocolate is the only one I eat regularly, because it's so hard to give up, and I'm getting a resistance to its bad effects. I drink caffeinated tea now and then, in moderation.)

      But a secondary reason is that, because I never learned to drink very much, I don't like the taste of alcohol. Seriously, beer tastes like gym socks. Most wines are somewhere between vinegar and spoiled fruit. Rum is okay if well diluted with plenty of sugar, but I'd rather put it in baked goods and cook the alcohol out of it while retaining the flavor.

      I don't drink because my palate never learned to appreciate alcoholic beverages. There's nothing uptight or judgmental about that. I just belong to a different culture. If you want to drink, more power to ya.

      I just want to know if cooking with wine has the same health benefits. If so, I'm golden.

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    43. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      LOL, OK. If you non-drinkers want to show me just how relaxed you guys are, getting butthurt over what I said is not going to do it. Chill out and have a beer already.

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    44. Re:Stress? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Ethyl alcohol doesn't exactly taste good.

      It doesn't taste much at all. The various brews and distillations that contain it are what (in the opinion of some) taste bad. In my experience the carrier with the least flavor of its own (or most easily masked) is vodka.

      That's one reason I prefer liquor when actually trying to get drunk -- you don't have to drink as much liquid with alcohol in it.

      But the alcohol is a much higher percentage of what you're drinking. Again demonstrating that it isn't the ethanol you dislike, but the carrier.

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    45. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right, you don't have to be a tightwad to be a teetotaler. But I'd suggest that you are in the minority.

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    46. Re:Stress? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Read the article. Or the summary. Moderate drinkers live longest, heavy drinkers second longest, non-drinkers third longest. Assuming the accuracy of the study, if you wish to live the longest possible time, have a couple of beers (or better, glasses of wine) every night. You see, some of us are capable are read past the first two words of the summary, and thus comment on the entire article. Amazing, no?

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    47. Re:Stress? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      Ethyl alcohol doesn't exactly taste good.

      This is a lie. It's delicious.

      Then again, some people like cilantro. Preference in tastes vary.

    48. Re:Stress? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      The more expensive stuff isn't as sweet, and probably has higher alcohol content.

      This isn't necessarily true; there are some very sweet and expensive wines. It all depends on the variety. Alcohol content doesn't correlate with sweetness either. But the cheap wines are usually crafted for sweetness; it makes them more "accessible".

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    49. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      Well thats obvious, but I was just saying, in general, anything you're likely to get from your local walmart beer section isn't going to taste fantastic.

    50. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I read the first letter of your post but got distracted after I googled it and discovered the molar gas constant (8.314472 m2 kg s-2 K-1 mol-1) and the r-project for statistical computing – wait, what was I saying again? Ooh, what’s this “Submit” button do...

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    51. Re:Stress? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      If you get your facts from commercials, it's quite enogh reason to look down on you.

    52. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      You ruined my possible sarcastic reply to Dances With Dragons. I hate you now.

    53. Re:Stress? by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      I personally dislike the taste of alcohol quite a bit and drink a couple of times a year; mostly because I'm trying to figure out what the appeal is. I'm not picky in the least when it comes to food. The only things I try to avoid is soup (why dilute perfectly good food, damnit!). When it comes to alcohol I loathe beer and red wine. I've tried multiple times and never managed to drink the entire contents of a beer bottle because it just tastes too horrible.

    54. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, but then if you don’t like a beverage with a lot of beer flavour (and many people who don’t like beer don’t), you won’t like most of the higher-quality brews either. Most “piss” beer has very little flavour, which is a source of preference or disdain depending on your taste...

      OTOH, local/micro brews tend to have a lot of flavour... some people actually prefer Bud Lite, but after drinking non-lite beer for a while my first thought on cracking a BL was “this tastes like dirty dishwater”.

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    55. Re:Stress? by Codename+Dutchess · · Score: 0

      We're not necessarily talking about facts here. Christians are predisposed to believe someone is watching them and killing kittens every time they touch themselves. Thats not a fact. Its just that people are impressionable and when the outcome is scary, they tend to take notice.

    56. Re:Stress? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You read the whole post and only picked out that one line?

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    57. Re:Stress? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm an incredibly picky eater. However, it seems to be more about texture than taste. For instance, I don't mind the taste of tomatoes, but I loathe the texture.

      Interesting... I could almost swore that is what they said about certain foods as well, but I have to ask.

      Maybe there is some correlation between picky eating and not wanting to drink.

      Or might be personal preference?

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    58. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I thought I didn’t like cilantro, but apparently it just doesn’t play well as the primary flavouring in soup.

      I’ve heard that something like 25% of people think cilantro tastes like soap. I wonder how many of them just thought it was interchangeable with parsley (a.k.a. green colouring with next-to-no flavour).

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    59. Re:Stress? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I have a somewhat addictive personality, too. But it's only somewhat addictive, so I'm only slightly drunk, most of the time - as opposed to frequently shitfaced, as appears to be the case with your friends. Being overall fairly conservative also helps.

      I'm of the opinion that we have either been designed or have evolved to require alcohol - at least in so much as we require meat, milk, fruit, or a specific grain. Just like some people cut a certain food out of their diet and lose a lot of weight as a result, some people are lactose intolerant, and so on, I think certain genetics predispose us to being overall "healthier" if we consume alcohol. I get more done when I'm drinking lightly; I'm generally less grumpier and easier to get along with, as well as much more sociable. I don't even really drink that much - just a shot or two of whatever's in the house three or four times a week or maybe a beer. I don't get 'drunk' with any regularity.

      Sure, it can quickly become a problem if you don't have a base level of self control - but most things can (over spending, over-eating, infidelity, etc.). Hell, even sobriety is problematic for people - as this study suggests. I know my mom could use a little more regular alcohol; she's much more pleasant then.

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    60. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It might just be a more-silent majority than you realised.

      Personally, if I had to divide people into 3 categories, “know they drink” / “know they don’t” / “no idea, I’d have to ask”...

      - most of the people in the first category are pretty decent;
      - most of the people in the 2nd category are a little more obnoxious than I’d like;
      - and most of the people are in the 3rd category, which really doesn’t bother me.

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    61. Re:Stress? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      How can someone not be themselves?

      This kind of attitude lets people off the hook for their behaviours, which is in part the reason they "lose control".

      Sorry, but people in all states and types of intoxication are being themselves.

      His point about losing control is not really very valid.

      People who like to lose control will do so anyways.

      People who do not, won't.

      Drugs, such as alcohol, can only bring to the surface what is already underneath.

      Now, a lot of people don't like what is underneath their veneer, but that's a different story.

      To fear losing control is to fear yourself.

      Regards.

    62. Re:Stress? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, given that they don't enjoy the taste of alcohol, they don't really understand the draw of drinking it "for fun".

      I drink only rarely because other stuff tastes better, doesn't give me a headache, and doesn't impair my function. Taste is a big factor, though -- I've had some tasty drinks on vacation that were quite nice.

      I'd rather drink Dr. Pepper or even water nearly any day of the week.

    63. Re:Stress? by Oak1 · · Score: 1

      Brussels Sprouts are fucking delicious when they're fresh and prepared correctly.

    64. Re:Stress? by flink · · Score: 1

      Quarter 'em and sauté 'em in butter, and Brussel Sprouts taste fucking amazing.

    65. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has tried nearly any alcohol should know that it tastes like shit.

      I've never tasted shit so I haven't been able to do a valid comparison.

    66. Re:Stress? by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      Amazing... you have the *exact* same situation I do! Every single item you listed, right down to the addictive personality. I applaud your choice, sir, and I hope that despite this research we both live as long as our more-inclined-to-drink friends :)

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    67. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that you have to be uptight or judgmental to not drink? How about having less stress in your life that you don't need a beer to relax? Perhaps you can find some other way to 'have fun', that doesn't involve memory lapses or impaired motor functions. Myself, I can say that I've never had a 'eureka' moment while drunk. I've never looked back on the night before and gone, "Man, that fifth of vodka was awesome! Lets do it again!".

      *Fifth* of vodka? What do you do *after* breakfast?

    68. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Sixth through twelfth.

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    69. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      Isn't that the draw?

    70. Re:Stress? by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      It's functionally very difficult to separate whether someone hates the taste of ethanol or the taste of alcoholic beverages. Ethanol has very little flavor on its own. Whether you are talking about beer, wine, or liquors, everything is flavored by the ingredients used to brew the beverage or byproducts of fermentation. Even high-end unflavored vodka retains alcohol soluble flavors after distilling. From what I've read, lab grade alcohol is unsafe for drinking, even if you are careful about diluting it to a reasonable proof, so I wouldn't recommend sampling that. If you want to find out, you could take a good, neutral flavored vodka, and run it through a activated charcoal water filter a dozen times or so to get out as many flavors as possible. Cheap vodka tends to be harsh. Many premium vodkas, like Ketel One, have flavors all their own. Grey Goose is probably a good option, but maybe a little pricey for this experiment. Then, dilute a sample down to 5 percent and another to about 12% to 13% alcohol, so you don't get any potential alcohol burn. I would use a good tasting spring water. Distilled water tends to flatten out flavors because it lacks mineral content. Compare the flavor of your samples to beer or wine and see how the flavors compare. Most commercial beers are around 5% alcohol. Most wines are around 10% to 15%.

      By the way, I'm not actually trying to convince you to do this. I just like constructing experiments. I never try to pressure anyone into using alcohol even if it is for scientific purposes.

    71. Re:Stress? by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe one day if you try drinking you will find that unless you reach a serious blackout level of alcohol (something you can avoid if you are smart and not an alcoholic), most of the "loss of control" is really just a combination of lowered inhibitions and the social acceptance of having lowered inhibitions when you and the people around you are also drinking. I honestly think the lowered inhibitions, while definitely present from alcohol alone, is compounded by the fact that its a convenient little excuse where it's like "we're all drinking we can all have fun and do things we wouldn't otherwise do". Society sees alcohol as a social lubricant so it only makes it more of one.

      I used to not drink either. I didn't drink freshman year of college and the beginning of sophomore year. To each their own. But it really doesn't have to be scary or ridiculous. You don't lose control unless you have a problem, have no experience (and dont try to gain it before diving in) or want to. Furthrmore, most people who say "I am so drunk" are probably just enjoying the fact that everyone else is saying the same thing and everyone feels much more at ease because of the social bonding aspect of the whole thing.

    72. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Everclear generally isn’t that expensive, considering its 95% alcohol content.

      Of course, for a 12 oz. beverage you’d be adding a pretty small amount... slightly less than 18 ml. of everclear. Basically if you cut it with 7x the amount of water (to 1/8th) you’d make it slightly below 12% and then once more by half you’d get about 6%.

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    73. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If your palate is so dysfunctional that sugar water with synthetic esters tastes better than a finely crafted brew, I'm sorry. There's much pleasure to be had in appreciating the rich complexity that comes from natural products that have undergone a process like fermentation. Think about it, there may be a couple dozen chemicals that go into Dr. Pepper. Barley and hops each contain hundreds of flavorful compounds, and the yeast chemically modifies those to thousands of different compounds.

      I'm curious, do you also prefer American cheese to an aged cheddar? Reconsituted apple juice to a freshly pressed cider?

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    74. Re:Stress? by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      I used to not drink for personal reasons and had no problems either with anyone else who drank. Then I started drinking half way through college. I know what you mean, however, I dont think people were trying to insult you guys. I think it is worth noting that its possibly many of the nondrinkers are religious controlfreaks, even if individually many of them aren't. Individuals don't influence studies, hence the generalization. Also a lot of people will use the "if you can only drink to relax" line but no one here is bound to alcohol as the only form of relaxation, unless they do indeed have a problem. Relaxing because of alcohol or going to a party with alcohol and having a good time so that you feel better for the next few days because you did something that wasnt just the daily grind and actually fun arent bad ways to unwind. They can be overdone, but they are useful. To avoid such methods of unwinding only because you think that it is the "wrong" kind of unwinding (ignoring context) is not good either. Then you cant even relax with overthinking it. Obviously, this does not apply to people who have drinking problems. However incorporating alcohol into relaxation is not inherently bad; only when it is done in bad ways.

    75. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Cheap vodka tends to be harsh. Many premium vodkas, like Ketel One, have flavors all their own. Grey Goose is probably a good option, but maybe a little pricey for this experiment.

      This is 100% placebo effect. Even skilled drinkers cannot distinguish premium vodkas from midrange vodkas in blind tests.

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    76. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe those who drink a moderate amount of alcohol are more stress-free than those who drink few to none?

      They can imply all they want from this study, but I infer that I know what infer and imply mean. (Or maybe it's the other way around.)

    77. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yessss!!! Me too. It just makes me sick and it just makes you want to belch and it just doesn't taste good. then it evaporates all funny.. ughhh

    78. Re:Stress? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      Meh, the problem for quite many people is that we think too much and dare too little. Yes you can go through life making all the safe choices but it's also likely to be dull and boring. Some of the best moments of my life have been when we've been drinking and we let go of the stress and worry of life and just enjoy the moment. When we dare to let go of that serious mask and dance and joke and laugh and play tricks on each other. When you get over the fact that you can be embarrassed or rejected or make a fool of yourself and just give it a go anyway. Most times it goes well, and if not hey at least someone got a good laugh. Oh I have my negative experiences too but you remember the good and let the bad become past.

      I couldn't be like when I've been drinking all the time, ignoring the health effects it'd still be a very short-sighted and chaotic life. But for short burst it's more fun being drunken me, both for me and everyone around me I think. I suppose there's probably a few people that really can switch with no stimulants at all, but they're few. After all most of us in our daily lives work to "train" our minds to be organized and logical so practical things get done. Nothing kills fun as fast as trying to analyze, measure and quantify why you're having fun. With reasonable amounts of alcohol that voice shuts up and "you" for relative values of you are still very much in control of yourself. It's just a more adventurous and daring version of yourself.

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    79. Re:Stress? by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed]

      Not calling you out so much as interested in the source of this information.

    80. Re:Stress? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has tried nearly any alcohol should know that it tastes like shit.

      It’s something of an acquired taste,

      Wait - the alcohol or the shit? Now I'm confused ...

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    81. Re:Stress? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Here's one.

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    82. Re:Stress? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      I'm of the opinion that we have either been designed or have evolved to require alcohol - at least in so much as we require meat, milk, fruit, or a specific grain. Just like some people cut a certain food out of their diet and lose a lot of weight as a result, some people are lactose intolerant, and so on, I think certain genetics predispose us to being overall "healthier" if we consume alcohol.

      Until extremely recently, most humans did not generally have access to clean water. What water was there was generally of a questionable quality. Which is why every human culture developed something like a "beer" of some type: because alcohol kills germs. At least up to a degree. And that means that pretty much all human cultures evolved for thousands of years in a chemical environment in which alcohol (in form of fermented fruit, at least) was something to be sought out.

      This didn't really change until the British found out that Tea has similar effects (not because of the alcohol, but because boiling the water kills the germs too - but it is not necessary for the users to understand the process to recognize and cultivate it).

      I get more done when I'm drinking lightly; I'm generally less grumpier and easier to get along with, as well as much more sociable. I don't even really drink that much - just a shot or two of whatever's in the house three or four times a week or maybe a beer.

      This is a statement more about yourself than anything else. I know I play billards better after a beer ot two - simply because I'm more relaxed, allow myself more intuitive gameplay, resist overthinking every shot too much. If a slight alcohol level helps you function, you may want to scale back on the tightness somewhat - you are obviously erring on the side of being too uptight. You mention twice that you're conservative, for example. Maybe allowing yourself to let things go a little more would make your life better even without alcohol.

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    83. Re:Stress? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Quarter 'em and sauté 'em in butter, and Brussel Sprouts taste fucking amazing.

      That doesn't really say much, now. Sauteed in butter, pretty much anything tastes great. As a mattr of fact that's my standard recipe for fridays: sautee some onions in butter, when they start getting glazy, throw in whatever's left over from the week. It'll taste great.

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    84. Re:Stress? by ThisNukes4u · · Score: 1

      If I could mod you up, I would. Being drunk is not an excuse for *anything*, except maybe a hangover. All your faculties are still present until right about the point you pass out, and you shouldn't be getting there anyway, as you said.

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    85. Re:Stress? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Where else did I go wrong?

    86. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To fear losing control is to fear yourself.

      ^^^ YES! Very well put!

    87. Re:Stress? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I know my mom could use a little more regular alcohol; she's much more pleasant then.

      Lots of us agree.

      Wait, sorry, what I meant (drunk again!) was to respond to something earlier:

      I'm of the opinion that we have either been designed or have evolved to require alcohol [...]

      Bender FTW!

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    88. Re:Stress? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It doesn't taste much at all.

      Depends on your tongue. Since I was about 15 even a triple-filtered vodka will 'bite' my tongue, sort of like Pop Rocks' sting in feeling, just with better surface-area coverage..

      So, I don't drink, and it's not for any sort of morality reasons. I blow my money on expensive coffee and chocolates instead. An occasional Kalibur is nice too.

      An interesting study would be people like me vs. people who know if they drink they're going to hell. They seem more stressed out than me.

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    89. Re:Stress? by NEW22 · · Score: 1

      Cool, if you see it that way, I can't say I'd necessarily disagree... and it all becomes degrees and intents, if there is reasonable moderation. If I expand my substitutions for alcohol in your statement out to more clearly "bad" things, eventually we all reach things we wouldn't do and it becomes a matter of whether our reasons for not doing so really make sense, or just are justifying our own hang ups.

      "If you are so uptight and judgmental you can't even enjoy huffing a can of paint/raping a hot drunk chick/blowing a wad of cash at the casino..." etc.

      One is dangerous, is bad for your brain, another is legally dangerous and against reasonable moral codes (evil?), the other may be irresponsible, or maybe not. I'm pretty sure I have more hangups than you, in a bad way that might keep me from great experiences. On the other hand, I'm not necessarily convinced that people who abstain from certain things (say, Buddhist monks, etc) are living uptight or less fulfilling lives (not claiming you are either, though maybe you are).

      Talk talking chat...

    90. Re:Stress? by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      FYI, you can tell. All those people doing stupid things -- they were in full possession of all their faculties, they just lost some inhibitions. In other words, they knew they were doing what you call inadvisable things, they temporarily just didn't care. But that's just because it didn't really matter to them -- the only reason they didn't do those things before was shame, fear, etc. A man secure in his principles has nothing to fear from alcohol and in fact will not act differently under its influence, just feel differently.

    91. Re:Stress? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Huh.

      I'm the same. I don't like the texture of tomatoes, or oranges, but the flavour is fine. I think it's the same with mushrooms.
      I can taste alcohol, and probably a couple of other things that make beer and wine taste awful to me. Don't dare say "it's an acquired taste". Sweet wines are better, as are things like smirnoff ice (basically vodka+lemonade in a bottle), and I've recently been getting a taste for whisky (a couple of friends have good taste in whisky) and an icelandic drink called "brennivín". But even when I drink something I find drinkable I don't drink to excess, I don't know if it's because I don't like not being in control of myself, or what. Well that and drinking a few tends to depress the hell out of me instead of making me more lively. I lose my inhibitions and that makes me stop doing things. Strange...

    92. Re:Stress? by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      It's a genetic thing. To me (and my mother), Coriander does taste like soap, whatever I eat it with. I was particularly annoyed with one work kitchen that used to garnish pretty much every meal with it. Just leave the damn soap flakes off my food, thank you.

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    93. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Cilantro. Coriander is entirely something else. And as I was saying, I thought it tasted like soap too. But that was because it was way, way too strong. Now I add it to food and it’s fine because I don’t use too much.

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    94. Re:Stress? by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      No, they are the same thing.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriander

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    95. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And lemon zest is the same thing as lemon juice.

      If you’re in America, cilantro refers to the leaves, and coriander to the seed – Wikipedia even says as much:

      The leaves are variously referred to as coriander leaves, Chinese parsley, cilantro (in America, from the Spanish for the plant). ... The dry fruits are known as coriander seeds, coriandi seeds, or, in South Africa, dhania. The word coriander in food preparation may refer solely to these seeds (as a spice), rather than to the plant itself.

      Whether or not they came from the same plant, the two are entirely different.

      The leaves have a different taste from the seeds, with citrus overtones. Some perceive an unpleasant "soapy" taste or a rank smell and avoid the leaves. ... The seeds have a lemony citrus flavour when crushed, due to terpenes linalool and pinene. It is described as warm, nutty, spicy, and orange-flavored.

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    96. Re:Stress? by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      In English, coriander is used for both parts, but most normally for the leaves. Cilantro is never used.

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    97. Re:Stress? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      What do I speak, then? My supermarket has cilantro.

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    98. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on. I was just intoxicated the other night, and I did some things I considered generally inadvisable, for the reasons you stated.

      However, I still quite capable of saying 'this far, and no further.'

      As a result I have nothing to be seriously ashamed of, and nothing I can't admit in public if necessary.

    99. Re:Stress? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      "Man, that f.... wait up, where am I? Why am I on a couch? Where is my clothing? Why do I have no money left, and receipts to a bank machine for a lot more? Why is a Zebra licking my face? Who is this girl at my door knocking, saying that I told her to show up so we could talk about things? Why does my leg hurt and I have a huge bruise? Why does my entire body feel like garbage for the next 24 hours or so? Who drank all the booze in my house? Who are you strange people? Why is my house destroyed? Is it the weekend again yet?"

      Fun at the time (apparently). Not so much the next day.

      My favorite one currently is if I am so messed up that I can't remember anything (which means I would be noticeably physically sloppy drunk), and the girl is sober enough to remember, then she should be able to understand that if I say something there is no way in hell that I A) will remember it, or B) meant any of it. I mean come on, use some common sense. Then show up without calling first to see? Then when I make an excuse at the door, go all passive aggressive on facebook? Crazy or stupid, take your pick.

      Anyway had one of those nights (minus the Zebra, I made that up) recently where I woke up half dressed on my couch, with a bunch of people sleeping in my beds, one of which a total stranger, with little memory past a friend at one of the bars trying to cut me off of doing any more shots (apparently not early enough).

      I have no inclination to repeat that performance any time soon, that's for sure. I might have a few moderated drinks over the next couple of weeks, but that was a messed up night. Believe me, while it sounds funny and maybe fun, having a few drinks in moderation is a lot better. Hurts less.

    100. Re:Stress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a smaller reason in that I've seen a lot of people, including friends, do... inadvisable things while drunk. The thought of not being in possession of my faculties and not being able to tell scares me.

      That's the biggest reason I, and many of my nerd friends, refuse or used to refuse to drink. Nerds like to be in control and don't like surprises. The idea of having no control of yourself is scary as hell.

      But nerds also can't resist being disagreeable, and thus will accept almost any challenge. Because of this, the challenge of proving that one can drink responsibly won out and I started drinking in moderation.

      So far I'm winning the challenge!

  7. The most shocking part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing.

    It is only a shock because the perception of Alcohol as an always harmful poison has been enhanced past reality by prohibitionist types.

    It seems that a readily available solvent does some spring cleaning on the circulatory system with benefits that outweigh the over-hyped downsides of liver effects and social problems that do effect a subset of users.

  8. Stress? by rwven · · Score: 1

    I'd wager it has something to do with the relative stress levels of the people.

    Alcohol is great for relaxing, and one might argue that people who are wine or beer drinkers tend to be more laid back across the board.

    Alcohol can also kill off yucky bacteria that you might have in your throat or mouth.

    It can also thin your blood a bit and decrease the risk of blood clots and various other things of that sort.

  9. Chill out factor by TamCaP · · Score: 1, Interesting

    a) as usual, one of the favorite caveats of Slsahdot: correlation != causation
    b) it would be interesting to see if choice of abstinence (not forced due to alcoholism or previous medical condition) is actually undertaken by people with higher level of general stress or those who are less social. As in, moderately consumed alcohol is basically being a "have reasonable fun" catalyst, which probably should increase life expectancy at least slightly.

    1. Re:Chill out factor by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      They don't point out causation, just correlation. Essentially the study authors have no idea *why* heavy drinkers seem to outlive teetotalers, but they appear to do so. If you read the article, they have actually tried to factor for a remarkable number of factors, from social strata, to number of friends and family (and of course alcoholism in earlier life).

      It's really a pretty interesting bit of research, and not just because it shows that doing the fun thing isn't always doing the worst thing.

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    2. Re:Chill out factor by boristdog · · Score: 1

      I spent the first 35 years of my life NOT drinking. Just a personal choice.

      Then I started drinking, and seriously, my life got better.

    3. Re:Chill out factor by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It was more like 23 or 24 years in my case, and since then I’ve noticed that drinking made good times better and bad times worse. YMMV.

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    4. Re:Chill out factor by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Essentially the study authors have no idea *why* heavy drinkers seem to outlive teetotalers

      1-2 drinks per day isn't a heavy drinker. That won't even get you drunk.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    5. Re:Chill out factor by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Again, if you read the article, you will find that moderate drinkers outlive heavy drinkers (which is what the summary mentions), but even heavy drinkers (defined, apparently, as more than three drinks a day on average) live longer than non-drinkers. That was the more surprising part of the research. It's pretty well accepted that moderate drinkers outlive non-drinkers, and there's been some evidence that heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. This research:

      1) Gives some confirmation to the second theory and
      2) Seems to show that many of the more common explanations for the second theory are not viable.

      (2) was tested for by looking at whether the specific teetotalers had previously been alcoholics, what social stratum they came from, how large their circles of family and friends were, and basically attempting to control for a great number of previously postulated explanations.

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  10. Beer by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Attributed to Ben Franklin and I'm too lazy to verify it.

    I don't find this information at all surprising, but I'm happy enough to hear it. make mine a double too.

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    1. Re:Beer by lemmis_86 · · Score: 1

      Make the most of the hemp seed and sow it everywhere - George Washington .... :)

    2. Re:Beer by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      And Psalm 104:15 - God provides "wine that gladdens the heart of man".

    3. Re:Beer by couchslug · · Score: 1

      ""Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Attributed to Ben Franklin and I'm too lazy to verify it."
      Depends on your choice of imaginary friend. Allah would not be pleased. :)

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    4. Re:Beer by tehdaemon · · Score: 2, Informative
      link

      bit of bored googleing

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  11. Applied Natural Selection by Selfunfocused · · Score: 1

    Alcohol kills off my weakest cells, leaving only the fittest.

  12. This is not surprising by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    We've know for a LONG time that teetotalers had higher rates of heart attacks than social drinkers. Abstention from alcohol is unnatural - even apes have been found to make home brew using fruits. And where do you think the "milk from contented cows" came from? That silage at the end of the winter stinks of alcohol, it's been partially fermenting for months.

    1. Re:This is not surprising by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Dunno. I'm the first person in my family who hasn't been in farming in some form or another and I've never heard the term "milk from contented cows" before. However making your own silohooch is easy as dumping a jug at the bottom of your silo, filling it up and waiting.

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    2. Re:This is not surprising by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It was a marketing slogan for California? dairy products. If you didn't live in the West coast (west of the rocky mountains it's likely you'd never hear of it), as dairy products are split into two major markets (east of the rockies where milk prices are based on your distance from Eau Claire, WI and west of the Rockys where they're set by other criteria. Maintaining that price is the source of government cheese.

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    3. Re:This is not surprising by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm the first person in my family who hasn't been in farming in some form or another and I've never heard the term "milk from contented cows" before.

      Carnation Evaporated Milk

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    4. Re:This is not surprising by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      east of the rockies where milk prices are based on your distance from Eau Claire, WI

      As a mid-atlantic east-coaster... our prices are not set by distance from Eau Claire. Most of our milk comes from New York State and New England.

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    5. Re:This is not surprising by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      You sure about those pricing structures?
      http://www.ams.usda.gov/AMSv1.0/getfile?dDocName=STELDEV3101903 It doesn't matter where the milk comes from, Federal milk marketing orders are standing orders to buy milk at prices set based on location and those locations still are pretty highly correllated with distance from Minnesota/Wisconsin (it was changed from Eau Claire in 2002).

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  13. They never define what a heavy drinker is. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They never define what a heavy drinker is. If there are negative effects associated with excessive drinking and positive effects with "heavy" drinking then it's just semantics. "Heavy drinking" is now that proper amount and excessive drinking will be called heavy drinking. Just assign a quantitative value so everyone has an unambiguous definition.

    1. Re:They never define what a heavy drinker is. by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article says that they define heavy drinking as more than three drinks a day.

      Does that help?

    2. Re:They never define what a heavy drinker is. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      The astute observer would look to the top of this page, and note that the title of this article is "3 Drinks a Day Keeps the Doctor Away." Those not satisfied with that would look to the fine article and note the point at which they state that this study was concerned with people who consume more than 3 drinks a day.

  14. Religious post incoming... by Titan1080 · · Score: 1

    This must be why the average lifespan of Muslims is so low. BrB; researching Mormon lifespans...

    1. Re:Religious post incoming... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Utah has some of the longest life expectancy in the US.

      http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-09-11-life-expectancy_x.htm

      Hawaii, Minnesota, Utah, Connecticut are the top four.

    2. Re:Religious post incoming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is only in Utah: http://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol10/3/ but it found better life expectancy among LDS (mormon) people, so there are definitely studies that show opposite results.

    3. Re:Religious post incoming... by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They also abstain from tobacco and caffeine. It’s not like alcohol is the only factor here...

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    4. Re:Religious post incoming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the article mentioned, it is the social interaction and having friends that is the probable cause for the increased life span, not the actual alcohol. Also, the age range of this study starts out at 55, which is usually old enough to be beyond the "I do stupid shit while really drunk" stage where people end up killing themselves. How this story is being presented in the press is irresponsible and is a setback for those trying to combat alcohol abuse.

    5. Re:Religious post incoming... by giostickninja · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not caffeine specifically, just coffee and tea. Lots of soda drinkers around here.

    6. Re:Religious post incoming... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, apparently it varies. Some just avoid hot drinks with caffeine, some think hot chocolate is okay, some avoid all drinks with caffeine, and in any case anything I said would have been incorrect for some Mormons and it was simplest just to say they avoid caffeine.

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    7. Re:Religious post incoming... by sorak · · Score: 1

      This is only in Utah:

      http://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol10/3/

      but it found better life expectancy among LDS (mormon) people, so there are definitely studies that show opposite results.

      To be fair, if I could live twenty years longer, but had to spend my life in Utah, sober, I would say "pass me a beer. I just passed on longevity."

    8. Re:Religious post incoming... by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      It's hard to discount genetics. Mormons are largely of Scandinavian decent, along with Minnesotans. Obviously not Hawaiians, but I don't know about Connecticut(ians?). Scandinavians have some of the longest life expectancies in Europe.

      On the other hand, what makes you think all Mormons abstain? I have a friend who grew up in Utah who would testify otherwise. When he was a kid in the 50's, his grandpa was the county sheriff because, as a non-Mormon, he was allowed to go into the saloon and chase out the Mormon drinkers.

    9. Re:Religious post incoming... by sheph · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, that and they have a penchant for blowing themselves up.

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    10. Re:Religious post incoming... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Religious post incoming... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Huh? I don't know about longevity in Utah, but they're certainly boozing it up pretty well over there. The very first thing I noticed about Salt Lake City was the fact that I could buy wine at a gas station there. Real, red wine with real alcohol in it. Not even bad stuff. And certainly not something I'd get in most places in the US at a gas station. As a matter of fact, my average wine consumption was probably higher there than most of the year - the stuff is available, decent and not terribly expensive.

      (the second thing I noticed in SLC was the large number of drunk hobos, conked out right by the roadside at 9:30am. Where I'm from, this kind of public drunkeness would not be tolerated, but apparently is considered entirely normal in SLC.)

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    12. Re:Religious post incoming... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Uh - come again? "scientificintegrityinstitute.org"? A monomaniac website by one guy trying to peddle his own papers? This raises so many red flags at the same time, that I am hereby blankly assuming that anything found there is probably false and has been either debunked or withdrawn.

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    13. Re:Religious post incoming... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Here's the journal (Preventive Medicine) website: http://www.elsevier.com/wps/find/journaldescription.cws_home/622934/description

      First, it's an Elsevier journal; they produce good journals. Second, the journal has an impact factor of 3.17, which is quite respectable. It's not Nature or Science or the New England Journal of Medicine but then again, very few journals are in that class.

      Don't knock the article just because the site hosting the article is distasteful to you. Or maybe you just have something against UCLA and the type of research they produce. Or, maybe you don't agree with the findings so you resort to ad hominem attacks.

      Where's your evidence that refutes the findings in the article? I'd love to read it (seriously).

    14. Re:Religious post incoming... by dreamer.redeemer · · Score: 1

      Sober Utah isn't as bad as one might think, or at least not for the reasons usually assumed; SLC is 55 to 66% non-Mormon and has one of the highest population of gays per capita in the US. Utah is also the 6th most urbanized state, with the highest proportion of income given to charity and the highest rate of volunteerism. Naturally, however, wet Utah is even more fun. We have a good array of fantastic local microbreweries (Squatters, Red Rock, Wasatch, Uinta, etc.) and access to some of the really excellent wee...err beer coming out of Colorado and California. The liquor laws can be a bit asinine, but mostly end up as minor inconveniences; regular strength beer can still be purchased.

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    15. Re:Religious post incoming... by Slider451 · · Score: 1

      Joke I heard from a Mormon: Why do you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you just bring one he'll smoke all your cigarettes and drink all your beer.

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  15. "for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1, Insightful
    how are the reasons not clear? alcohol kills cells... the regenerative immune system is stimulated while the environment is made less hospitable to bacteria or any organism or weak cells that might turn cancerous or otherwise cause problems...

    like a herd of buffalo... booze comes in and kills the weakest link.

    1. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

      Woah, you should submit your findings to Nature.

      No, I don't want to be premature here, but I think I smell a Nobel in Medicine.

    2. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      They were probably restricting themselves to scientific evidence, not reasoning that someone made up because it sounded logical.

    3. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      why would i care if anyone else understands the obvious? i only commented to point out the idiocy of someone making a public announcement of ignorance.

      if you lay in bed all day every day, you'll die sooner. if you move around and stimulate the organic functions of your body and cells, they are given more opportunity to adaptively regenerate.

      autoimmune atrophy.

    4. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      given that science can't explain consciousness or the basis of sentient life to begin with, putting those restrictions on themselves for an experiment on a higher level was guaranteeing their own failure.

      putting the roof on a house before laying a foundation...

    5. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      ROFL, wow...

      "alcohol kills cells"

      Citation needed.

      "the environment is made less hospitable to bacteria"

      Citation needed.

      "weak cells that might turn cancerous or otherwise cause problems"

      Citation needed.

      "booze comes in and kills the weakest link."

      Citation needed.

      Hey, I know, let me make up some bullshit:

      Alcohol makes us healthier because all the bacteria and bad cells and shit start having a party, but then they drink too much, and then they get a hang over, and then the big bad immune system comes along and beats them with a baseball bat while they're throwing up on their little bacteria toilets!

    6. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      nothing is needed. you are confused by things you WANT.

      you will receive nothing.

    7. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by hazah · · Score: 1

      Today I did not expect to hear the voice of reason. Thank you.

    8. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      That's an interesting theory, but it is contradicted by evidence presented in the article:

      Even though heavy drinking is associated with higher risk for cirrhosis and several types of cancer (particularly cancers in the mouth and esophagus), heavy drinkers are less likely to die than people who have never drunk. One important reason is that alcohol lubricates so many social interactions, and social interactions are vital for maintaining mental and physical health. As I pointed out last year, nondrinkers show greater signs of depression than those who allow themselves to join the party.

      Looks like the positive social and relaxation effects might outweigh the negative health effects. In other words, if you can get the social and relaxation effects (starting at age 55 like this study) without the alcohol, then you're better off. I don't know, become a swinger. Something. When you're 55. With those lusty 55 year old women.

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    9. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by smartr · · Score: 1

      It's from a show called Cheers, a highly scientific comedy involving drinking... Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

    10. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still haven't. If he came up with anything halfway reasonable-sounding, it must have been an accident.

    11. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      ur mum's face must have been an accident.

    12. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      the real question is WHAT is relaxing... the mind or the body, and even then, what subsystem within the mind or the body? many systems are unquestionably NOT relaxing after an influx of alcohol...

    13. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been scientifically proven for a long time that alcohol does not kill cells.

      You're thinking of an old wive's tale.

    14. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      why didn't you demand a citation for my claim "the regenerative immune system is stimulated"...

      is it that do you just pick and choose what you'll blindly believe?

      you are NOTHING.

    15. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, if you're gonna sink to that level, at least put some creativity into it. eg:

      Blowing my wad in your mom, thus leading to your conception, was *definitely* an accident.

    16. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... just... Did you read the reply that points out that you are boasting a line of reasoning that was written for one of television's greatest idiots? Do you know what a carcinogen is? It's something that kills cells, and when it fails at that, it damages them, often resulting in the formation of cancer cells. They don't 'stimulate the regenerative immune system.' They fuck up your cells until they are warped into malignant tumors, which usually cause a painful death.

    17. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      either you're unaware of what "eg:" means, or you have a horrible understanding of creativity or my motives for posting.

      either way, you're an idiot, and so is the coward's mom and her cowardly offspring. nothing should be blown around any of you.

      you are NOTHING

    18. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Larryish · · Score: 1

      What you smell isn't a Nobel in medicine.

      I just dropped a deuce after a long night of binge drinking.

    19. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Are you, perhaps... drinking right now? Now, wait wait... cocaine, right? Meth? I mean, it's gotta be something... you can't *naturally* be this, I dunno, psychotic, can you?

      And, as it happens, I agree, I would prefer it if nothing were, as you say, "blown around" me.

      Your mother, OTOH, took it like a trooper, let me tell ya...

    20. Re:"for reasons that aren't exactly clear" by M.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot.

  16. Well yea... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's easy to avoid sports-related, travelling, or stress-related fatalities if you're passed out on the deck.

  17. I have a theory by Ubergrendle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the WC Fields wino-stereotype is quite common in fiction, its actually not very common in the real world. Most alcoholics tend to be thin, and to a lesser extend borderline malnourished. Their poison of choice is alcohol, it occupies most of their spare time. In contrast, most western nations now have major dietary problems -- most people are overweight due to lifestyle, choice of foods, and lack of exercise. Its not that alcoholics or heavy drinkers are more healthy, its that they're not as unhealthy as the median (of fatties and smokers).

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    1. Re:I have a theory by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, they're not saying alcoholics live longer, just that heavy drinkers do. There's a difference between an addict who is poisoning themselves thin with it, and the fat jolly man that has a fair number of beers a few more times a week than we thought was healthy.

    2. Re:I have a theory by archmcd · · Score: 1

      Your assumption is that these three groups, alcoholics, fatties and smokers, are mutually exclusive. I would have to see some significant proof showing alcoholics in general eat healthier than the median and do not smoke. I, for one, am an alcoholic, and I've observed first-hand the unhealthy environment bars tend to be - filled with cigarette smoke, booze and greasy deep-fried fatty foods. I myself don't expect to live past 40, but we'll see.

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    3. Re:I have a theory by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Never been a Reservation or Native area have you?

      Alcoholism can cause obesity.

    4. Re:I have a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I, for one, am an alcoholic, and I've observed first-hand the unhealthy environment bars tend to be - filled with cigarette smoke, booze and greasy deep-fried fatty foods."

      Keep in mind that in today's world, "eating healthier" than the normal joe sixpack can easily be done by not eating much at all. Sure you'll be malnurished, but your arteries won't likely be as choked with cholesterol and other shit.

      Also, this is by following like a bit under 2000 people. There are millions and billions of people they aren't taking into account here.

    5. Re:I have a theory by shaper · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me: an alcoholic is not someone who drinks a lot of alcohol, an alcoholic is someone who can't control their behavior when they do drink. That's why there is no "safe" level of consumption for an alcoholic. And the general population of alcoholics is so diverse it is difficult to make sweeping general statements like "Most alcoholics tend to be thin". The truth is that alcoholics vary about as much as the general population in most factors with the exception of their inability to control their behavior with regard to alcohol consumption.

    6. Re:I have a theory by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      That's because of genetics, not necessarily alcohol. The reason many native Americans are overweight is because for thousands of years they were living off the land, only eating what they grew or killed, etc. Then white guys show up with fried foods and alcohol and pizza and burgers and their metabolism just couldn't handle it, that's not what their bodies are designed for.

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    7. Re:I have a theory by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Also, this is by following like a bit under 2000 people. There are millions and billions of people they aren't taking into account here.

      If they picked their demographic right, that can be a perfectly fine number.

    8. Re:I have a theory by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      You do know that American Indians had advanced agriculture right? Primarily in the southeastern United States, Mexico and western South America.

      The hunter-gatherer idea is a Plains, mountains, jungle and Taiga thing, not for all American Indians.

      Drinking and Alcoholism in American Indians is different than in other ethnic groups in North America, 5.6 times higher alcohol related deaths for one. Obesity and alcohol use among American Indians isn't a problem because of "fried foods and alcohol and pizza and burgers".

      http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/arh22-4/253.pdf

    9. Re:I have a theory by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You do know that American Indians had advanced agriculture right?

      Yes, but they didn't have anything that Europeans brought over. Like sugar, or honey, or alcohol, or wheat. Or horses, for that matter. My point is that the populations in North America at the time Europeans arrived did not have any descendants who had ever eaten anything that was brought over. Their bodies were simply not suited to digest and handle those foods, they never had to be.

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    10. Re:I have a theory by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      As someone who is a quarter American Indian, I don't have any trouble with wheat, honey or sugar. But alot of people have a problem with alcohol.

      The enzymes for sucrose, fructose and glucose aren't the problem, alcohol is.

    11. Re:I have a theory by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Nobody does particularly well on a diet excessively rich in sugar, fat, cholesterol, and starch... just look at non-native Americans. Isn’t obesity considered to be something like an epidemic now?

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    12. Re:I have a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! I'm a fat, smoking alcoholic you insensitive clod!

  18. Confusion... by Twinbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think what confuses me more than the result is why this study hadn't already been performed already. It's such an obvious study that everyone would be interested about.

    What gives?

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    1. Re:Confusion... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Well, you can't exactly crank out a 20 year study every year...

    2. Re:Confusion... by Theoboley · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could if you started one study a year for 20 years

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  19. well that settles it. by snookerhog · · Score: 1, Interesting

    guess I am getting back on the wagon... or is it off the wagon. Where's my bottle opener...

  20. Food by lemmis_86 · · Score: 1

    This could be due to many other factors than just alcohol. What about the food? Who eats more additives? Maybe the alcoholics only eat fresh food, and the nondrinkers eat a lot of fastfoods with tons of food additives. And, as many have noted: stress. I personally believe that non drinkers live longer, as long as you have your mental health under control (stress). Cannabis smokers probably live the longest :) Alcohol is still a poison for the human body and damages the liver, so it can't imagine that it would be healthy in the long run. The majority of non drinkers in this study must have been religious freaks with no spirituality what so ever... start doing qigong or whatever (have a joint).

    1. Re:Food by Stargoat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What about people who abstained from drinking alcohol because they were sick?

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    2. Re:Food by vlm · · Score: 1

      This could be due to many other factors than just alcohol. What about the food?

      I have noticed that when I cook fresh homemade dishes made with wine or perhaps beer as a flavoring, I tend to polish off the bottle with the food. Homemade beer battered fish filets... Homemade salad dressings made with red wine... Homemade gravy deglazed with wine... Chicken marinated in wine... Mmmm.

      On the other hand, yet another fast food burger does not rate my finest red wine.

      My consumption of home cooked organic food is strongly correlated with my wine/beer consumption.

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    3. Re:Food by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I have noticed that when I cook fresh homemade dishes made with wine or perhaps beer as a flavoring, I tend to polish off the bottle with the food. Homemade beer battered fish filets... Homemade salad dressings made with red wine... Homemade gravy deglazed with wine... Chicken marinated in wine... Mmmm.

      Novice. How about bourbon-roasted quail? Penne alle vodka? Berry Chambord compote?

      Seems to me that you're slacking, and could be having a much more rocking time if you changed up your recipes.

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  21. Here we go again by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    From TFA:

    heavy drinkers are less likely to die than people who have never drunk.

          Oh really? Gee the way I see it, both groups are 100% likely to die. Now I would accept "less likely to die before age X", or "less likely to die from disease Y", but as it stands the above sentence is utter rubbish.

          When will science reporters sit down and analyze what they write?

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    1. Re:Here we go again by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazard_ratio

      This is what they're talking about. Don't blame the reporters; if they said "non-drinkers have a hazard ratio of 1.6 ± 0.2 (p 0.05) relative to heavy drinkers" most people would say "Whaaa ...?"

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    2. Re:Here we go again by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, it's not meaningless. Heavy drinkers are less likely to die at any particular moment you choose to look at.

      Quit being pedantic. There are plenty of actually outrageous things science journalists say.

    3. Re:Here we go again by i_am_socket · · Score: 1

      No no, the article is right. Heavy drinkers become immortal!

    4. Re:Here we go again by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      No, if you RTFA they clearly state that non-drinkers have a slight chance at achieving immortality. Heavy drinkers have a better chance at achieving eternal life, although admittedly, the increase in percentage isn't that much.

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    5. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since there has never been a case of immortality for any living organism, only a curmudgeon or a fool, would think that the sentence didn't imply "over a unit of time".

      And you got +3 insightful just for being pedantic? Seriously? I should sign up for an account!

    6. Re:Here we go again by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I love it, it's insightful and doesn't even get into the fact that the article actually does say before age X. The pertinent text from the article...

      The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. One drawback of the sample: a disproportionate number, 63%, were men. Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

      Really, before disparaging a study please read the even basic article about it.

  22. Stress release??? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Maybe because having a drink sort of releases the build of stress, and they say stress is the #1 killer,
    but then again, I might just be looking for any excuse to drink!

  23. Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by sco08y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Three drinks a day is moderate. If you regularly have a few drinks with friends after work, you're not drinking heavily. This is the same kind of nonsense as the claim that five or six drinks in two hours constitutes a binge. I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable, to the point where anyone who doesn't conform is labeled an alcoholic and stuck in a treatment / proselytizing program.

    1. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Taibhsear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what you meant to say is, "Hi, my name is sco08y and I'm an alcoholic."

      I do agree with you though.
      I mean, "Hi, my name is Taibhsear and I'm an alcoholic."

    2. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by JayWilmont · · Score: 1

      I agree that for most people, 3 drinks a day is moderate.

      I think most everyone would agree that getting drunk would constitute heavy drinking. Given that benchmark, I have known people for whom heavy drinking is 2 drinks, and others for whom it is 12. So to label any number of drinks as being light or heavy drinking for everybody is inherently arbitrary.

    3. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three drinks a day is moderate.

      I've gotten into the bad habit of drinking three beers a day on days that end in "y". When I mentioned this to a neurologist who was treating me for cluster headaches, he gave me kind of a shocked look and said that that was heavy.

      According to Wikipedia, two to four drinks a day is enough to cause cirrhosis in some people (citation needed). I don't know if that applies to me, but I'm starting to get nervous. It certainly isn't doing my waist line any good.

    4. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by jpmorgan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everybody likes to think of themselves as normal.

      The US department of health defines 'moderate' drinking as 1 drink per day, and heavy drinking as anything above 2 drinks per day. http://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/faqs.htm#moderateDrinking

      According to a study in the American Journal of Epidemiology, only about 10% of Americans have more than 2 drinks per day. By comparison, over 35% of Americans consider themselves abstainers. More than half the population has at most one drink, if they drink at all. http://aje.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/short/153/1/64

      Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your level of alcohol consumption, this study suggests you're probably healthier than those 35% abstainers. But stop fooling yourself: you're consuming several times the normal amount of alcohol and by any reasonable definition, you are a heavy drinker.

    5. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drink straight from the bottle of liquor. If I never finish it in a day, I'm a moderate drinker!

    6. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Three drinks a day being "heavy" is likely dictated by actual drinking statistics, not by someone who decided what is "okay."

      Averaging three drinks a day, every day, is probably above the mean alcohol consumption rate in most places.

      As a quick check, a standard drink is 14 g of pure alcohol. That is 11 mL. Europe has the highest average alcohol intake, at 10 L / person year. That comes out to 2.5 drinks per day. The Americas average about 6 L / person year, or 1.5 drinks per day.

      Sorry to rain on your outrage.

    7. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Eh, three drinks a day is quite a bit. I'll have one shot of single-malt (mmm, Laphroaig) every few days and that's enough - I don't need to be tipsy for an hour after each meal.

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    8. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by necrogram · · Score: 2, Funny

      . I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable, to the point where anyone who doesn't conform is labeled an alcoholic and stuck in a treatment / proselytizing program.

      simple, everyone else is busy having said good time. They're also probably pissed off they're not having a good time as well.

    9. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by matunos · · Score: 5, Funny

      You tell 'em! Just cause you have 3 drinks every day while you're socializing with your friends at the dive bar near the free clinic doesn't make you an alcoholic! Who says it does? I'll kick their damn ass! You can't talk about a person like... without knowing what... why their friends are the best guys in the whole... you should see when they're on the street and I told him 'look bub, you don't ever talk to a carney like that and not get a bit of dirt on your chin'. You're a real cool guy, y'know? We should get together sometime and hang out more. One time I saw this raccoon right out front of the door and I was like 'hey! what are we at war all about?!'... Zzzz...

    10. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Que914 · · Score: 1

      Normal for whom? Just because it's contrary to what's found in my community doesn't necessarily mean that it's a problem or that it's unhealthy. While I've not a mind to lookup the statistics I'd have to guess there are some European countries that would, when compared to those standards, have populations composed mostly of alcoholics.

    11. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      If you read the article closely you would see that they didn't call three drinks a day heavy drinking.

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    12. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Cheers to that man, quantity should only matter for a given amount of time. Six shots over six hours and you're probably fine. Do it in 10 minutes and you're probably having a good time. I'm not sure why some substances are demonized. Most people I think want to blame an external pressure for failures of people. They'd rather blame alcohol than the driver. As if the driver wouldn't have found another way to become intoxicated.

    13. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cluster headaches fucking suck. I get them every year around the beginning of October. Waiting for them to kick in is like waiting on death row or waiting to be tortured.

      By the way, I recently heard that shrooms are an effective treatment. I think I am going to try that this round.

    14. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps then they should come up with appropriate scientific terminology?

      As it stands, utilizing "heavy drinker" is moralizing, in addition to being tied to metrics.

      His outrage is appropriate, given that such a label "heavy drinker" has connotations that go far, far beyond reporting a statistical measurement.

      It is, in fact, an indicator of just how much morality has crowded into science, on this subject.

      Regards.

    15. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between three drinks when you do drink, say once or twice a week, and...

      Three drinks a day, seven days a week.

    16. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. I drink about 2-3 drinks a day, and I'm most certainly not an alcoholic.

      Alcoholics have problems. I don't have problems. I am a drunk.

      Please, have some respect.

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    17. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, it is not moralizing. You just interpret it that way, because you see drinking as negative. If I said "heavy contributor to charity" is that bad too?

      It is very common, even in scientific papers, to use a fairly fuzzy adjective like "heavy" to describe something in the paper, but define the use of that adjective on the first use.

      Are Americans really hung up on drinking? Haven't gotten over prohibition or something? I don't think an over-average drinker here would bat an eye at being called a "heavy drinker."

    18. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      If 1 drink is moderate, then WTF is light?

    19. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by xianthax · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit on your statistics, for reference i fall into the 2-3 per day camp, averaged over a week. The WHO lists the US at 8.6 liters per capita per year of pure alcohol consumption. Since alcohol is so heavily controlled in this country, i'll tend to believe this data more than what people say they drink as sales figures are more reliable. Especially considering the stigma around alcohol in this country which will certainly impact what people say they consume. That figure comes out to ~363, 5% 16oz beers per person, per year. Or ~605 watered down crappy beers. If 35% are abstaining and only 10% have more than 1, those 10% are seriously killing it, to the tune of 5 - 8 drinks a day. Probably more as i imagine many who answered as 1 a day probably drink only a couple a week. I seriously don't believe 10% of the population is throwing back ~8 beers a day on average, thats creeping up on hammering down a fifth of booze a day, an area reserved for those with real alcohol problems.

    20. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for an ex-alcoholic once. He was quite open in saying that he first noticed he had a problem that needed some action when he was drinking most of a bottle of brandy (70 centilitres) in the car on the way to work each morning.

      I can well believe there are some heavy drinkers that drink way more than 3 drinks a day.

    21. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      No, I do not see drinking as negative.

      I see the connotation of being a "heavy drinker" as negative. Yes, not in the UK, fine.

      I also see that America, especially, sees this as a negative connotation.

      It is very common, even in scientific papers, to use a fairly fuzzy adjective like "heavy" to describe something in the paper, but define the use of that adjective on the first use.

      Quite. And still wrong, when the adjective in association with the noun has negative connotations to large swaths of both the scientific community and the overall community.

      Especially when what is reported is "heavy drinker" without the background (we *actually* mean 3 drinks a day).

      Especially when a lot of people would say that 3 drinks a day is not a heavy drinker (because they have a different connotation than the paper as to what this actually entails).

      I think a quick survey would prove this.

      Ask if there is anything wrong with being a "heavy drinker" without specifying the limit and even in the UK you might be suprised at the results.

      Regards.

    22. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by IshmaelDS · · Score: 1

      I have a couple of buddy's who do this every day. They both consume about 8-12 beers a day, they both hold down full time job's. It's not unheard of. I could totally see 10% drinking to that degree. Don't forget most of those who wrote 1 a day probably didn't take into account birthday's/christmas/other holiday and used what their usual daily average is.

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    23. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three drinks a day is moderate. If you regularly have a few drinks with friends after work, you're not drinking heavily. This is the same kind of nonsense as the claim that five or six drinks in two hours constitutes a binge. I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable, to the point where anyone who doesn't conform is labeled an alcoholic and stuck in a treatment / proselytizing program.

      Agreed, but then I live in the UK where 1-2 drinks a day is actually recommended and 3-4 drinks a day is listed as "will not accrue significant health risk" (see http://www.drinkingandyou.com/site/uk/biggy.htm ). You lot in the USA still seem to have a hangover from Prohibition...

    24. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your level of alcohol consumption...

      My level of alcohol consumption is zero, right now, and when I'm not under orders to abstain it will probably be from one to two a week. I'm basing moderate on what I've seen people maintain while being entirely functional.

      Please don't assume that because someone is defending certain behavior that the person practices it.

    25. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seriously don't believe 10% of the population is throwing back ~8 beers a day on average, thats creeping up on hammering down a fifth of booze a day, an area reserved for those with real alcohol problems.

      That's what I, as an undergrad and then a grad student, used to call "going drinking with the guys from Chemistry." This was grad students and staff... we'd start in the student pub about 4pm and have 6-12 beer by early evening and then head downtown to watch strippers which usually involved drinking 5-10 pints of beer before heading home at around 1am. 5 days a week.

    26. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      I'm a light drinker. I have a beer or two a month, maybe 3 drinks at a party a couple times a year. I feel no need to drink daily--once you start drinking daily I'd say you've gone to moderate.

      The fact that drinking less than one drink a day didn't even occur to you could be a point of data.

    27. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The US department of health defines 'moderate' drinking as 1 drink per day, and heavy drinking as anything above 2 drinks per day.

      The US government deliberately sets its thresholds lower than is reasonable in order to scare people away from drinking. Their job is to keep the puritans happy, not to keep us healthy.

      According to a study in the American Journal of Epidemiology, only about 10% of Americans have more than 2 drinks per day. By comparison, over 35% of Americans consider themselves abstainers. More than half the population has at most one drink, if they drink at all.

      Most people are light drinkers. That doesn't mean that 3 drinks a day is heavy drinking.

      by any reasonable definition, you are a heavy drinker.

      Nonsense. By any reasonable definition, a heavy drinker is intoxicated frequently. You can easily space 3 drinks in your 6-8 hour leisure time at the end of the day and never get intoxicated.

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    28. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Are Americans really hung up on drinking? Haven't gotten over prohibition or something?

      Yes, most of us are that hung up on drinking. There is still a large undercurrent of puritanism, and remnants of Prohibition are everywhere.

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    29. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      About 20% of the drinkers have 80% of the alcohol.

      It doesn't take much.

      Our drinking friend goes to the bar 3 nights a week and has 5 to 7 drinks in 6 hours.

      The rest of us average 3 drinks a week.

      So we have 12 drinks a week while he is having 18 drinks a week.

      I wouldn't call him an alcoholic by any stretch of the imagination.

      Esp when you consider in 1800 when they had real booze issues folks were averaging over 7 GALLONS of pure alcohol a year. Now we barely break 2 gallons a year.

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    30. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      You're obviously in denial. The first step is admit this, so repeat after me:
      "Hi, my name is CAIMLAS and I'm an alcoholic."

      Strangely appropriate sig, by the way.

    31. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three drinks in any particular day isn't heavy. *Averaging* three drinks a day over a long period sounds rather heavy, though, whether it's in rare huge spikes or exactly three drinks every day. (Do you go out drinking with friends or co-workers every single night of the week, for several weeks in a row? Or just friday night?)

    32. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends a lot on what "a drink" is. In Europe I believe it's defined as one unit of alcohol; ca. 15 grams of alcohol, or what you would've expected to find in 4cl of 40% spirits, 1.5dl of wine or 0.33litres of beer.

      Norway has allways seemed like a moderate country to me, but here the official statement mirrors that of the WHO; 21 units of alcohol for men per week, 18 for women. These numbers varies å bit by weight, age etc, but are used as the general guideline.

      So, per this, 4 bottles of wine (0.75 litres) would've put you borderline, but if you're male you should be fine.

      (disclaimer: this is all from memory, google it yourself)

    33. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      As my English professor used to say, you've discovered your prejudices. Or in your case, maybe your automatic defensive reaction. You sound very much like one of the crazies who gets upset if someone dares to use the pronoun "he" as a gender neutral pronoun.

      The authors specify precisely what they mean by "heavy drinker" as well as "moderate drinker" and "abstainer," and, although I haven't looked up the references, it sounds like they're using terminology that is fairly well established in the field. You're projecting your own cultural bias onto not only the rest of the world, but the scientific world (this is an international journal).

      I think you need to take a couple of deep breaths. Maybe have a drink. Or three. You'll live longer, and feel better.

    34. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      As my English professor used to say, you've discovered your prejudices. Or in your case, maybe your automatic defensive reaction.

      Perhaps. I really like how you push my supposed shortcoming right past my intellect back into my deep conscious. Very nice attack, so nicely worded and friendly savaging!

      You sound very much like one of the crazies who gets upset if someone dares to use the pronoun "he" as a gender neutral pronoun.

      And you sound like someone who passes judgment without good cause. Please quote where I went off on the deep end in your mind, would you? Perhaps I will learn something.

      it sounds like they're using terminology that is fairly well established in the field. You're projecting your own cultural bias onto not only the rest of the world, but the scientific world (this is an international journal).

      Well, that sounds like an unfortunate choice of words for the field then. The fact is that "heavy drinker" has negative connotations in many parts of the world, and in the general scientific community outside this *specific* research area.

      Do you dispute this?

      I guess you do, considering that I am "projecting my cultural bias".

      All reportage of this will invariably state "heavy drinker" without specifying precisely what they mean, and that's where the issue is, really.

      Yes, perhaps it's just my cultural bias, but maybe it's yours when you declare that the "rest of the world" is just fine with the term. Hmm. That ever occur to you?

      Regards.

    35. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      As a recovering alcoholic, they needn't have bothered. Alcohol/ethanol, after being processed by the liver into ethene at much expense of your vitamin B suppplies amongst other things acts as an inhibitory neurotransmitter to the brain, ie. it shuts down certain brain functions by binding to receptors normally associated with dopamine. It also blocks the production of seratonine, which does the opposite.
       
      After years of abuse, through the natural process of brain cells naturally dying and being re-cultivated, you start to overproduce excitatory emitters and underproduce inhibitory emitters. Eventually, your brain goes mental, and after going cold-turkey you feel like you want to crawl up into a ball and hide somewhere dark and quiet. In worse cases, alcohol withdrawal can kill you.
       
      Brain cells last a long time. I spent 6 months with a neurological illness after 10 years of abuse.
       
      All I can say is that the smell of the stuff now makes me feel physically sick. Poisoning it to harm people who never had a problem is just going to make even more people ill.
       
      Then again, neuroscience wasn't really the world's strong point in the 20s.

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    36. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by orangedan · · Score: 1

      I don't know why the hell we let people who hate the idea of a good time dictate what's socially acceptable

      Though I agree with you that it's difficult to put a number on "moderate" when the population differs so much, I would really like to point out that people who don't drink/drink lightly all "hate the idea of a good time".

    37. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to come home from work, have a drink, relax and de-stress, maybe have a nightcap. Because of this, many people tell me I'm an alcoholic. Usually, it's the people who will smoke 2-3 doobies a night. Yet, I'm the addict with a problem. Yeah, it's a real problem buying a new 26 every month ... when they're off scoring weed every night.

      The world is full of frickin' hypocrites who spend too much time labelling others as addicts without looking in the mirror.

  24. I'm amazed no one has said it.... by madfilipino · · Score: 1

    I'll drink to that!!!

  25. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think it was Dean Martin who said it best:

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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  26. Back in college... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    whenever someone complained they couldn't go out drinking due to being sick, we used to say, "alcohol kills all germs!"

    Looks like we were right.

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  27. There goes my pension plan by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    There goes my pension plan: looks like I can't drink myself to the point where I won't live long enough to need a pension...

  28. Well spaced drinks... by realsilly · · Score: 1

    ...probably helps keep people happy, and happy people are usually less stressed out. Wine is good for the heart. Liquor helps kill germs and sterilize, right? Beer is good for any reason.

    Now how to space it so I'm always happy....

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  29. blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I drink. Alot.

    You cannot trust the numbers. People have (in the past), can (right now), and will continue to (in the future) rig the numbers for whatever interest is providing the funding. Non profit organizations aren't excluded, although the corporate entity may not be making money off of it someone within the organization stands to make a lot of money off of something like this. I remember in the past all of the studies showing that wine was good for your heart, and that drinking with a meal aided in digestion. This is bogus. The people that brought the study together regarding the wine were catering to special interest groups. And drinking "helps" digestion in a negative way. Alcohol irritates membrane in the lining of your intestines, this irritation does produce more fluids to aid in breaking down the food but it comes at a massive disadvantage. It is akin to saying "I have a cure that instantly remedies athlete's foot. It is sawing your foot off with a hacksaw."

    1. Re:blah blah blah by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      ""I have a cure that instantly remedies athlete's foot. It is sawing your foot off with a hacksaw."

      Mind if I have a few drinks before we get the saw out?!?!?

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  30. You should read up on it. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a study on the long term effects of Alcohol that didn't reach the same conclusion as this study. It's paradoxical since the short term effects can be fatal, and as the article says it's known to cause specific diseases (like cancer). You should read up on it (or at least read the fucking article).

    1. Re:You should read up on it. by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      What is interesting is that while yes, it has been shown to cause cancer, it doesn't have that stigma attached to it. No one says "oh hey you are drinking alcohol? you better be careful you can get cancer!" Grownups drink occasionally, parents drink occasionally, its never "you can never drink ever don't do what mommy does!" like what a smoker mom might say its more like "its something grownups do and you can do as well when you are 21". Furthermore, no one ever has said "yeah my SO AND SO got cancer, I guess they really shouldn't have drank :("

      Where is this alcohol induced cancer besides the studies?

    2. Re:You should read up on it. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Hell, didn’t some study determine that charred meat (e.g. the crispy on a steak) contains carcinogens? That sort of thing might have a little to do with the nonplussed attitude that people have about so-called carcinogens. I seem to remember some joke about just about everything causing cancer in the state of California.

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    3. Re:You should read up on it. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      That's no joke. There's a law in CA that says that if your building contains materials known to cause cancer in the stat of CA (we have our own, very extensive, list of carcinogens) you have to post a sign at the entrance saying as much. Pretty much any building you go into has a sign saying there are carcinogens. It's ridiculous.

    4. Re:You should read up on it. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Part of the joke was that they only cause cancer in the state of California, so they’re okay for the rest of us. Bring on the steak! ;)

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  31. "risk of dying"? by by+(1706743) · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Summary:

    ...tend to increase one's risk of dying...

    Isn't my risk of dying, uh, pretty close to 1, regardless of other factors?

  32. Prost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What doesn't alcohol help you with? Better brain, longer life, more fun, less stress ;)
    http://science.slashdot.org/story/05/01/20/1459230/Alcohol-is-Good-for-Your-Brain
    http://science.slashdot.org/story/06/12/20/1913227/Drinking-Alcohol-May-Extend-Your-Life

    Anyway, decades ago my grandmother's doctor already told her to occasionally drink a glass of wine or sparkling wine because it's good for your circulatory system or something like that.

  33. I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol increases your HDL cholesterol levels. This alone could explain the mortality rates.

  34. what is the death rate by vxice · · Score: 1

    one per person.

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  35. Ridiculous by Gandhizzle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What a ridiculous study and article. It's a pretty narrow sample population (only 1,824 people who had outpatient care), and it has a huge age range without taking into account any other age ranges. They can't take such a narrow sample, especially one with such a strange and not-so-common denominator (outpatient care), and apply it to the population in general to make conclusions that fly in the face of other studies that use real stratified sampling. Also, what's with the unfounded statements the writer makes? "One of the most contentious issues in the vast literature about alcohol consumption has been the consistent finding that those who don't drink actually tend to die sooner than those who do." Consistent finding? Where are his citations? He doesn't have them... Time just wants hits on their website because it increases their revenue, so they write a biased article about a poorly-devised study, and what do you know? It works. It's pretty sad. They should stick with their "Top 10" and "Top 100" lists they put out all the time. At least then they're inherently based on opinions and not trying to mask them with nonsense they call science.... just my two cents.

  36. Statistical Significane? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. One drawback of the sample: a disproportionate number, 63%, were men. Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

    What's missing is information on the uncertainty. The difference between 60% and 69% mortality isn't that much in a study this small. If you divide up the participants equally into three categories, I can easily see the two values being not statistically significantly different. (It's harder to imagine the 41% isn't significantly lower, though.)

  37. Just 1 caveat... by Duncan+J+Murray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These studies are not new, and doctors have known about the 'J' shaped curve for a while - where abstaining is correlated with high all-cause mortality than moderate alcohol intake, but heavy intake is associated with increased mortality too. However, these studies have only shown a correlation, not a causation, and until we have a randomised control trial (which is unlikely ever to happen) this is unlikely to be proven clearly. There is some suggestion that the correlation may be to do with a confounding factor - which is social drinking. Those drinking 3/day every other day, likely have a good social environment, which is independently linked to improved health. On the other hand, the cardiologist at our local hospital believes it is a true effect of alcohol and prescribes two glasses of wine to all patients admitted with a myocardial infarction/heart attack.

  38. Drink standing or die! by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 1

    But, as we learned yesterday, sitting down kills, so I guess there are some stand-up drinkers bumping up the average somewhere.

  39. Atherosclerosis by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This country is so very freaked about mind-altering substances, vices, and "sins", that it doesn't get talked about much. But the truth is it's been known for over a century that drinkers have cleaner arteries. Thinner blood, and/or some chemistry with the alcohol seems to help keep the plaques from forming.

    Very heavy and binge drinking does start to cause other problems - and these results are what people bandy about in order to bash alcohol as a deadly vice. But it's been clear for a long time that moderate drinking can avoid those problems while still resulting in cleaner arteries. And since heart disease is the single biggest killer in the first world, it should be no surprise at all that anything which can reduce atherosclerosis results in a noticeable decrease in the death rate.

    Nothing about this study is news to anyone who's paid attention to the science, anytime in the last hundred years.

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    1. Re:Atherosclerosis by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The surprise was the lower death rate (61%) among heavy drinkers vs abstainers (68%). So the net benefits are higher for boozers than abstainers. And the study controlled for ex drinkers so that's not the cause for the higher rate among abstainers.

      I don't even drink at a moderate level myself. I typically have a few drinks a week (about half a drink per day) and sometimes as little as a few drinks a month. But twice a year I drink pretty hard (beach and ski trips).

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    2. Re:Atherosclerosis by julesh · · Score: 1

      But the truth is it's been known for over a century that drinkers have cleaner arteries. Thinner blood, and/or some chemistry with the alcohol seems to help keep the plaques from forming.

      Bingo. You know all those results for how aspirin prevents heart disease? Red wine, and probably some other alcoholic drinks as well, has exactly the same effect.

      (Also worth noting: aspirin-allergics also often have negative reactions to red wine... not heard an explanation why, but it does seem to be true)

    3. Re:Atherosclerosis by guruevi · · Score: 1

      It also depends on what you drink. Liquor (spirits) and wine seem to help, beer not so much. The problem with that is that there are too much differences between what they drink. Beer for example has some very good breweries (artisan) but there are also those that are utter crap (Bud) which put chemicals in their beer to make it taste different (Lime-flavors etc.) or makes the taste stronger or have a longer shelf-life. I can drink moderately a good beer and have little effects, but the others will task my liver even more.

      The same goes for wine. Many good wines but also many wines that put sulfur in their wine to expand the volume or again, flavor it somehow with chemicals. If you get drunk off wine you shouldn't get a hangover but bad wines will give you major headaches.

      Liquor the same thing - get a good whisky or wodka, no problem. Get some of that mixed-drink crap that Smirnoff tries to pass as wodka (or is it rum) and you'll be hanging over the sh*tter for a day.

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    4. Re:Atherosclerosis by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      You are partially right, but getting drunk off red wine will likely give many people hangovers, au naturel or not. Red wine is filled with things that in excess will just make you feel sick. Furthermore, liquor really is a bit harder to talk about because most types of liquor are bound to a set of processes that have to be met in order for it to be called as such. Whiskey has the same thing as wine going on for it.. all the byproducts of aging can be bad for hangovers and stuff. However smirnoff is not generally seen as a bad brand of vodka its just not high shelf. Too bad vodka sort of is limited in how "good" it can get seeing as how it's the liquor form of neutral spirits; as long as it is filtered decently, every brand is just bottling their own water/ethanol mixture. Arguing about vodka brands is like arguing about bottled water brands; everyone may have a preference but in the end paying a shit ton for bottled water is stupid and if it isnt sludge water its probably fine.

      The smirnoff mixed drinks are actually malt beverages (beer). All those mikes hard lemonade/smirnoff ice/etc things arent actually liquor based. They filter beer into a super ice beer where it becomes the vodka equivalent of beer (beer with not flavor/color and high alcohol but still a malt beverage) and inject flavors and dyes into it (like all the mainstream beer you mentioned). They slap a known brand on the label for marketing purposes and sell it in places where beer can be sold (many states and localities will allow corner stores to sell beer and by extension, Mikes and Smirnoff Ice because they are beer derived but not liquor).

    5. Re:Atherosclerosis by Syhra · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, it's just the heavy drinkers usually drive alone, and the non-drinkers are driving their family. So when the two collide on the road it's around a 1:5 mortality.

    6. Re:Atherosclerosis by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      0:6, really; the heavy drinkers are nicely relaxed at the point of collision, while the non-drinkers (and their family, and that pedestrian who strode too close) are all freaking out and muscles tensed, so they're going to experience more damage. Yeah, I know, I'm not getting the Funny mod, but I've lost people, so there.

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    7. Re:Atherosclerosis by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      If I wasn't in the discussion, i would mod you funny for the irony.

      Sorry about your loss. Everyone I know that drinks is very careful. They are much more of a risk from texting that from drinking.

      One was pulled over for drunk driving.. and he was sober but had been texting while driving home after the bar.

      Cop made him have a a friend come and take him home anyway. An ironic punishment. I don't think he texts while driving any more. He was in denial how much it was affecting his driving.

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  40. Old News by Serenissima · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, this has been studied before. This isn't anything new. Alcohol in moderation has been proven to reduce lots of types of disease and medical problems in those who only drink a little. The studies form a J-Curve where those who don't drink in a population have a certain number of (Strokes, heart attacks, etc). Those in the population who drink 1-2 drinks a day show a significant lowering of those symptoms. However, those who drink more than 3 drinks per day have a DRASTIC increase as they have more health problems like Cirrhosis of liver and other alcohol related problems.
    Here's an article from 2004 about the effects of alcohol and strokes and has an image of the J-Curve graph.

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    1. Re:Old News by vlm · · Score: 1

      This isn't anything new. Alcohol in moderation has been proven to reduce lots of types of disease and medical problems in those who only drink a little.

      Did they correct for financial situation? Any college kid whom ran out of beer money knows what I'm talking about.

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    2. Re:Old News by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Certainly wealthy people tend to outlive financially impoverished people. Maybe people living in poverty are less likely to drink? And people who are have lots of money are more likely to drink? Alcohol is related to a lot of illnesses, accidents, and injuries. I'm skeptical of the results.

    3. Re:Old News by Goody · · Score: 1

      There was a study on tobacco use in the 60s that found an anomaly like this for pipe smoking. Smokers who smoked one bowl a day actually lived slightly longer than non-smokers. Smokers smoking more than one bowl a day had a worse mortality rate than non-smokers, producing a similar J curve.

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    4. Re:Old News by chrisG23 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Please look at the summary again. The significant part is not that it found that people who drink in moderation live longer than people who abstain, (which is the type of result that you are linking to) it found that PEOPLE WHO ABSTAIN DO NOT LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE THAT DRINK HEAVILY. Sorry for the yelling, but I think many people might quickly skim over the summary and assume its the same sort of thing that has already been reported on, moderate drinking has health benefits vs. abstention. This is something else, in this study of some 2,000 people, the results showed that in order of decreasing lifespan it went like this:

      Moderate drinkers > Heavy drinkers > Abstainers

      So now the discussion here can be was the study flawed in some way or is this true and alcohol has some effect, physically, psychologically (because how one feels does have an effect on health) or both on humans that is beneficial to living a long life.

    5. Re:Old News by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      PEOPLE WHO ABSTAIN DO NOT LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE THAT DRINK HEAVILY. Sorry for the yelling

      SShhaaadduppp *hic* sop yellin ya jerk ... eess okhey. I luhv you maaahhnn.!

    6. Re:Old News by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative
      RTA:

      But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables - socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on - the researchers (a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin) found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who had never been drinkers

    7. Re:Old News by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Its not really possible to run out of beer money if you are willing to stoop low enough. St. Ides and Steel Reserve have you covered. You can buy a 40oz of either in NYC for less then $2. Both have high alcohol content and both taste like they took the water that collected in a dumpster and fermented it. In the suburbs you can get a 6 pack of Steel Reserve Tallboys for $1.75.

      The whole "wealthy people drink more" theory is bullshit in my opinion. I used to live in the ghetto in Baltimore, Philadelphia, and in NYC. Every day you'd see people lining up to get their beer, MD 20/20, Boons Farm, bottom shelf gin (I recommend London Tower: $8 a handle in Phily), etc. When I lived in Manhattan, not so much. Now I live in Palm Beach and the liquor stores are mostly empty.

      The wealthier you are the better you drink and the more you do it in public (at a bar), but I bet you do it less often.

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    8. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, does appear to conflict with previous research, so I wouldn't hit the bottle just yet.

    9. Re:Old News by fractoid · · Score: 1

      The significant part is not that it found that people who drink in moderation live longer than people who abstain, (which is the type of result that you are linking to) it found that PEOPLE WHO ABSTAIN DO NOT LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE THAT DRINK HEAVILY.

      What I find confusing and somewhat disturbing is that they're defining "heavy drinker" as "anyone who drinks more than 3 standard drinks in a day." That's two beers. I would have thought 'heavy drinking' would entail at least a six pack, or taking a decent chunk out of a bottle of spirits.

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    10. Re:Old News by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      That's certainly a worthwhile pattern to look into. If the pattern remains consistent between wealthy drinkers VS wealthy abstainers, and impoverished drinkers VS impoverished abstainers, then that indicates that income is not a contribution to the trend. If it is instead found that only the wealthy enjoy these benefits of alcohol, then we can conclude that the benefits have little to do with the alcohol, and probably have substantially more to do with the ability to afford better health care services. If the study data did not include wealth measures, then we can make no assumptions of the impact (or lack thereof) that finance has on longevity in relation to alcohol consumption. Another study would have to be conducted.

    11. Re:Old News by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      Fine I can't keep my head in the sand. I'm going to RTFA. I am still going to be a hard sell. It might be that people who are more likely to drink 3 beers to feel better are more likely to take cough syrup when have a cough or something. I am certainly not a doctor, but this seems to conflict with everything I've ever read before (ie light drinkers aka 1 drink per day get a heart attack advantage but it disappears as you become a heavy drinker, and there is an increased risk of mouth and throat cancer, liver disease etc).

      But I'm RTFAing now.

    12. Re:Old News by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. One drawback of the sample: a disproportionate number, 63%, were men. Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

      This is interesting, but as far as I'm concerned, it means what it means and nothing more... that people who are between 55 and 65 and have had outpatient care (which I think means they are already pretty darn sick) have a negative correlation between drinking and mortality. This is no basis to conclude that otherwise healthy individuals would benefit from alcohol. However I think it is pretty commonly known that moderate alcohol consumption (at the very least red wine) does reduce risk of heart attacks.

      As a flax seed eating vegan athlete, I doubt that even as a teetotaller, a heart attack will kill me! Don't get me wrong, I will drink alcohol on occasion, but I try not to do it to excess. I don't think that drinking to excess is healthy for the body or the mind, and there is no way a hardcore alcoholism is healthy for anyone. It seems logical to believe that the risk of very dangerous self-destructive alcoholic behavior is higher in drinkers than those who abstain. I wonder if we compared teetotallers versus drinkers for those whose lifestyle choices left them with no significant risk of heart disease what we would find.

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  41. Not exactly news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my medical school, I've heard professors say on several occasions that drinking a single measure of alcohol (defined as either 1 dl of wine, 2,5 dl of beer or 0,3 dl of spirit) a day is beneficial to your health, though nobody can say why that is. It's usually mentioned in the context of the French paradox. Of course, they never forget to mention to be careful about spreading that bit of information around - you never know when you might be talking to an alcoholic in recovery. Certainly puts the habits of Mad Men characters in a new perspective.
    I am surprised, though, at the article claiming that alcohol abstination is more common in lower socioeconomic classes. I was always under the impression that lower standard of living leads to higher prevalence of alcoholism and that higher income usually correlates with better higher health consciousness.

    1. Re:Not exactly news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am surprised, though, at the article claiming that alcohol abstination is more common in lower socioeconomic classes. I was always under the impression that lower standard of living leads to higher prevalence of alcoholism and that higher income usually correlates with better higher health consciousness.

      Both are true. Among the poor, there are more alcoholics, but also more total abstainers. It's probably due to a bunch of factors - if you're in an unstable situation you're more likely to become alcoholic; if you're an alcoholic, you're more likely to lose your job; if you grew up with alcoholic parents, you're more likely to completely stay away from alcohol, you're more likely to be a fundamentalist of any religion if you're poor and uneducated; there's a strong financial incentive to avoid alcohol completely when you have a limited income.

    2. Re:Not exactly news by julesh · · Score: 1

      I am surprised, though, at the article claiming that alcohol abstination is more common in lower socioeconomic classes. I was always under the impression that lower standard of living leads to higher prevalence of alcoholism and that higher income usually correlates with better higher health consciousness.

      As I understand it, most abstainers do so because they have a close relative or friend who suffers from alcoholism, and this has put them off the idea. This is, of course, much more likely in deprived social groups, rather than affluent ones.

  42. Practice makes perfect by Keith111 · · Score: 1

    I imagine this is due to alcohol being considered a poison by the body, thus making the body work to kick out toxic substance. Keep your body in shape by giving it a lot of practice fighting off things probably keeps you stronger.

  43. Does anybody know anything about anything? by fkx · · Score: 1

    Does anybody know anything about anything?

    I'm reminded of the Woody Allen film "Sleepers".

  44. Another link by Serenissima · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I googled and found that previous 2004 study, but now, just seconds later when I click on it, it's behind a paywall of some sort. Here's another link from 2007 showing the same graph

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    1. Re:Another link by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be a bore here, but for non-Americans, can you explain why you measure your liquid amounts in ounces? Isn't that a measurement of weight, as opposed to pints or litres?

      Also, only the us uses 'proof'.

      Basically what I'm saying is, what is 1.5oz of 80 proof drink when expressed using litres and % alcoholic volume?

    2. Re:Another link by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      About 45 ml of 40%

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    3. Re:Another link by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Its actually a contraction of "fluid ounce". Check wikipedia for the various uses of the word. Its related (though not directly -- its through various conversion factors from other odd units) to the volume taken up by a given weight of water.

    4. Re:Another link by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You're conflating dry ounces and liquid ounces. They are two separate measurements. One if of weight, the other of volume. A fluid ounce of water is approximately (but not exactly) one dry ounce in weight (1.043 dry ounces or 29.6 grams).

      Proof is merely double the alcohol content as a percentage by volume (which differs of the old English proof of 7/4 alcohol content by volume). US law actually requires the alcohol by volume labeling, but allows the proof labeling to be placed near the ABV.

      A drink of 1.5 oz is rarely mentioned in the US, as that'd be called a shot. It would be properly measured if accuracy was necessary by a jigger, of which a standard one measures out a shot. A mixed recipe may specify either by shot or by jigger. Some jiggers are larger than standard, so filling a larger jigger device would result in more than a jigger of liquor.

      A cup, besides being a drinking vessel, is also a measurement of 8 fluid ounces of liquid. Two cups is a pint, two pints a quart, and four quarts to a gallon. A popular bottle size for liquor, though, is the fifth. The true fifth gallon bottles are no longer used, 750 ml being "close enough" and readily labelled for international sale. A true fifth gallon would have a whole extra 7 ml or so.

      Also, we often have 16.9 oz (-ish) bottles rather than pints, because 16.9 oz is 499.8 ml.

      Our sodas are often in 20-ounce bottles, which is about 591 ml, but we often buy 1 liter and 2 liter sizes. Sports drinks are often in pints, 20 oz, quarts, or half gallons, but I'm sure I've seen 16.9 oz ones of some brand or another somewhere.

  45. Great, there goes the universe... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    After hearing about this, the Daleks have instituted a strict regimen of daily alcohol intake to ward of The Oncoming Storm...

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  46. One Word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes!

    And more time to drink!

  47. Blood glucose by wen1454 · · Score: 1

    Maybe. But alcohol is also known to reduce blood glucose levels.

    1. Re:Blood glucose by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Well, by all means let's bark back and forth about indiviual factors we think might influence the health of drinkers vs. non-drinkers rather than looking at the aggregate results (or, in simpler terms, "facts") as presented by the study.

      If you want to find fault with the study methodology, look at the methodology and point out any flaws you find. If you want to counter the study with equally-weighted evidence, point to another such study with contradictory results and we can compare their validity.

      Trying to explain (or explain away) the results, though, is just speculative.

      Now, I'll grant the affect on blood sugar levels is an important detail for diabetics to be aware of; but as it applies to the general population, the study results are unchanged; regardless of the effect on blood sugar, moderate drinking correlated in the study with longer life when controlling for known variables.

  48. Stress. Sex. Social. by ACAx1985 · · Score: 1

    I can talk about my circle of friends/fellow students in college. Alcohol is used to relieve stress.. much like a cigarette. Alcohol leads to sex for most teenagers/mid-20s men and women (and I suppose older, but this commentary is from my own experience), a healthy activity -- that also relives stress. Alcohol is social. A more social person is shown to also have a healthier life versus a non-social person. Alcohol is a huge part of teenage/mid-20s life in New Jersey, especially enrolled at a university -- and I imagine most American life.

    Are there better options for a healthy lifestyle? Exercise, diet, etc? Absolutely. But when you look at all things evenly at the end of the day, it does not surprise me that alcohol is a positive part of life for most people.

  49. Sick People Drink Less by Virtualetters · · Score: 1

    I think it is worthwhile considering why people abstain from drinking. Long-term abstention is typically not motivated solely, or even in part, by some moral compass but rather by contraindications. Given the number of potential drug interactions, symptom-exacerbating effects and bodily stresses, stresses which people with life-shortening conditions typically cannot handle well, alcohol is probably not removed from otherwise healthy individuals. This is no different from the observation that people that buy treadmills are fatter than the average. Do treadmills make people fat?

  50. Say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they filter out people who don't drink at all because the have a chronic, life-shortening disease that is only made worse because of alcohol consumption? Sure hope they did, because if they didn't, it sure would make for a skewed result...

  51. One question by Dubious+Maximus · · Score: 1

    Did they factor in how many of the non-drinkers were killed by drunk people?

    1. Re:One question by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      I dunno, did they factor in drinkers that were killed by non-drinkers?

  52. alcohol thins the blood by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    you can get the same pharmacological effect with a daily aspirin

    without all the unwanted mental effects of alcohol

    yes, some people want those mental effects, but one thing i've found out in my life is that drugs degrade life, they don't enhance it

    people who chronically abuse drugs, any drug, including alcohol, and think that it enhances life are actually in some sort of pyschic pain, and the drugs blot out and remove that pain. in this way their lvies are "enhanced"

    they are temporarily relieving that pain, but they'd be far better off coping with the pain, to get at its source, and nipping the problem in the bud. rather than carrying around a monkey on their backs their entire lives

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  53. Mod parent up by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Where are mod points when you want them?

    The only people who will be surprised by this study are the puritans on in the religious right. Unfortunately, they won't just be surprised, they will be offended and insist that this must be wrong, because drink is the devil's tool.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I am a bit surprised myself (and yes I'd label myself as 'religious right' too) but not for the reason you might think. There is nothing in my book (the Bible) wrong with drinking - it is drinking, or anything else, *in excess* that is a problem. I've known for a long time that there were various health benefits to drinking a little wine each day, though I choose myself not to. In fact, I think God designed alcohol that way on purpose... but that gets off topic a bit.

      What I am interested in, from a societal standpoint, is the number of years of combined human life lost because of not drinking vs the number lost due to alcohol-related accidents (drunk driving, specifically). That is a pretty big killer here in the US, and strikes at all people regardless of age - whereas this seems to be something affecting mostly the older among us. That would be a very interesting comparison I think!

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    2. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... on the 9th day "God" concocted a method of distilling alcohol and somehow slipped it into the minds of man?

      How hard is it to freaking understand that humanity grew up on something so our bodies adapt and/or require some substance we've evolved into using? I'm sorry, but granting "God" this magical forethought is stupid. If he had the forethought to see that alcohol was needed for mankind and that we'd someday come up with the method for processing foodstuff into alcohol and constrain ourselves to 3 glasses a day of this concentrate, then I can extrapolate that he's already seen everything we will ever do and he will see the end of the world. Therefore, God has no purpose because he's already seen what will become... unless of course you have an ignorant God (one who chooses to ignore that which he created and set in motion), but that's heresy.

    3. Re:Mod parent up by ceraphis · · Score: 1

      The statistics of accidents influenced by drinking don't compare well to years lost by not drinking. On the one side you have a horrible choice (to drive while drunk) that you would never choose if you have a bit of sense (yes, even after a few drinks many good people CAN still control whether or not to drive), and you compare that to a simple "not right or wrong" choice of whether or not to ever drink.

      Suffice it to say, while it might be interesting just to see the statistics involved it would be a blight for anyone to take the comparison remotely seriously. A criminal and despicable action versus a personal choice.

    4. Re:Mod parent up by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Realistically, while alcohol related deaths (due to accidents and such) are tragic, and rightfully much publicized in an attempt to raise awareness and prevent them, they are also statistically fairly insignificant. I'm citing this site, which is specifically dedicated to reducing alcohol traffic fatalities. If they have a bias it would be pump up the numbers rather than mitigate them. According to them around 14,000 people died do to alcohol related traffic accidents last year (in the US). Even if we doubled that number to account for other alcohol related accidents (which seems excessive), that's under 30,000 people. Compared to say, the number of people who died from heart disease, it's statistically nonexistent.

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    5. Re:Mod parent up by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      I agree that the number of people affected is quite different, but that is why I am curious about the years lost. For example, one child killed in a drunk driving accident is a comparable loss of life-years to several 60-something people dying from heart disease who might otherwise have lived to 70 or 80 years old. Also, the one has no choice in the situation (assuming they are the victim, not the drunk driver) while those who choose not to drink are making an active choice which may affect their life expectancy. Thank you for pulling up the numbers, though!

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    6. Re:Mod parent up by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      You have other choices.

      You could walk, take the bus, a cab, call a friend, or ride a bike. You might hurt yourself walking or riding a bike, but you wouldn't hurt anyone else.

      And if everyone else was riding a bike (sober or drunk), your risks from walking/biking drunk also go down.

      And if you were walking or biking, that would be exercise, and that would do even more to extend your life. Also burns some of those calories from the alcohol.

    7. Re:Mod parent up by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      God has indeed 'seen what will become', as you put it: He is not constrained by our sense of time or space, as He created it. The focus of our existence shouldn't be examined in view of things like that, though - it is about relationships. Our relationships to each other, and more importantly to Him, are paramount. It is because of God's love for us that we exist in the first place, and that He saved us from our disobedience by sending Jesus to die for us.

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  54. My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People drink because it's good and the effects are relaxing.
    Some need more relaxing than others because they have shit lifes (shit wives, shit parents, shit work, history of abuse, chronic pain, light mentality disorders).
    Then, heavyer drinking (aka getting shitfaced) alleviates the daily stress they face. Stress is bad for the hearth and the rest of the body.
    30 years of high, sustained stress can wreak havoc on a human being, while moderate alcohol abuse will lighten stress by drowning the dailies unpleasantnesses
    and numb short term memory while only killing your liver.
    Better your liver than your heart...

  55. Simple explanation by matunos · · Score: 1

    It's because the heavy drinkers' muscles are nice and relaxed when they plow into the sober folks' cars.

  56. By "keeps the doctor away" you mean "kills you." by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years. [...] Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

    So the delta between moderate and heavy (i.e. "three drinks a day") is a full 19 percentage points, meaning almost 50 percent more heavy drinkers than moderate drinkers were dead by the end of the test. Yes, there could be various other factors exaggerating the impact, i.e. sick people drinking away the pain, but the researchers were very clear about the overall outcome:

    Moderate drinkers lived the longest, and heavy drinkers did well relative to abstainers. But let's not forget how many of them were dead at the end of the study. If you want to keep the doctor away, exercise and eating well, and apparently some moderate alcohol intake, is the best past, not three drinks a day. Just in case anyone is making health decisions based on Slashdot headlines (in which case, God help you :)

  57. Maybe they just pass out and sleep more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they just pass out and sleep more.

  58. But what about society's life expectency? by BStroms · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the numbers would be like if they factored in deaths caused in accidents and fights by heavy drinkers, moderate drinkers and teetotalers. Consider the person's own life expectancy and the subtract the average number of years they'll cut short other peoples' lives.

    I have no problem with other people drinking (as long as they aren't driving under the influence) but I've never even tried an alcoholic beverage myself for exactly that reason. I don't care what it does for my own life expectancy, I'm much more concerned I'd do something incredibly stupid under the influence and ruin my life. If you can handle your alcohol and behave responsibly even when drinking, more power to you. I, however, am not going to gamble over how I'll behave when my judgment is impaired.

    1. Re:But what about society's life expectency? by euroq · · Score: 1

      I think you make a great point. That being said, I really doubt that the factors you talk about: death from accidents and fights, caused by someone who is drinking, is anywhere near a small percentage, let alone large percentage, of deaths in developed countries. My guess is less than 0.01% (and I'm sorry for speculating... I'm just on my lunch break here at work, otherwise I'd do some research to pull these numbers out)

      For an example comparison, think about the amount of people who die by the use of automobiles and heart failure. Someone getting drunk and shooting someone is pretty damn rare, and someone getting drunk and killing someone behind the wheel is also pretty rare (although you wouldn't know that because of the amount of publicity it gets).

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    2. Re:But what about society's life expectency? by BStroms · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it would likely be a pretty rare event, but the effect on life expectancy can be much greater. I didn't see any actual life expectancy numbers in the article so I'll just make some up for an example. Imagine heavy drinkers have a life expectancy of 80 and non drinkers 79.

      Now picture a drunk driver causing an accident that kills a young couple, 25 years of age each and their two small children, 1 and 2 years old. That single accident would have a total 263 years of reduced life expectancy. So that single accident wiped out the gains of 263 heavy drinkers who weren't responsible for any deaths. Granted it could still end up being just a small sliver of the difference. I don't even know for certain that teetotalers aren't more likely to go postal and kill a bunch of people ending up worse in the category as well.

      All I really know is that I'm content with my life. So why risk ruining it with alcohol?

    3. Re:But what about society's life expectency? by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Curious standpoint, totally valid, but I have a question: You obviously exhibit self control - what makes you think the instant you have one drink you'll not be able to stop until you've run someone over?
      The vast majority of society can drink sensibly, within moderation, and know when to stop.

    4. Re:But what about society's life expectency? by BStroms · · Score: 1

      I obviously don't know whether I'd have any serious issues with alcohol. However, my life is going pretty smoothly. I'm not stressed out and I'm pretty content with where things are. So it comes down to, if it's not broke, why fix it? Even if the vast majority can drink sensibly, there is the minority whose lives it does ruin. It just doesn't seem to be worth the risk to me. Not to mention that it saves a lot of money and I've always been a very frugal person.

      As for self control, it's much easier to say 'no, never' than it is to say 'okay, but in moderation.' So there's no guarantee I'd be able to handle the latter.

  59. Re:Three drinks a day is "heavy"? - RTFA! by hex0D · · Score: 2, Informative
    from TFA: Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day,

    But you are correct in that way too many involved with the recovery movement seems to act like 3 drinks is 'heavy' if not 'problem' drinking. For me it is not. YMMV.

  60. So by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    if you're allowed 3 drinks per day and it is good for you why not save up your booze allowance and have 3 six packs on Friday night? Makes perfect sense!

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  61. This is known by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it hasn't been well studied before, but it has been widely known in the medical industry for a long, long time that alcohol consumption has health benifits.

    Many many years ago I read an article on heart disease (I believe in National Geographic) that mentioned as an aside that alcohol is known to clear artiries of the kinds of buildups that cause heart attacks. They said that coroners can immediately tell they are autopsying alcholoics because of two things: their greatly enlarged hearts (from trying to pump around all that thinned-out blood, probably a bad thing), and their artieres are all as clean as a whistle. They went on to say that they don't like to publicise this, due worries that it might encourage alcoholisim.

    I noticed many years later that medical professionals seemed to settle for advising "moderate consumption" of alcohol (probably on the theory that nobody can mistake that for encouraging alcoholisim). The truth, buried in that article long ago, is that alcohol is good for you as long as you can avoid overdoing it to the extent that an alcoholic would. The problem is that some people are just predisposed to alcoholisim, and for that smaller group starting drinking is a very Bad Thing.

  62. Yay! I'm going to live! by euroq · · Score: 1

    Not only am I going to live, but I have a 1% better chance of living longer than those idiots who don't drink!

    Now I'm waiting for the study that tells me playing World of Warcraft for 8 hours a day is beneficial to my longevity as well! :)

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    1. Re:Yay! I'm going to live! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Now I'm waiting for the study that tells me playing World of Warcraft for 8 hours a day is beneficial to my longevity as well! :)

      Only if you do it standing up.

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  63. Don't blame news cycle... by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

    Blame lazy reporters!

    Do you really believe the writer of this pseudo-science article had to rush to meet an important reporting deadline so they wouldn't get scooped by another network?!?

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  64. Obligitory by Loualbano2 · · Score: 1

    I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

  65. correlation != causation by ivonic · · Score: 1

    correlation != causation

    Just take everything with a pinch of salt, don't be misled, and then these studies might be more useful to you.

  66. Context, once again, is king by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    There is a big, big difference between "3 drinks / day" and "regularly have a few drinks with friends after work", unless you work 7 days / week and can't drive home each day.

    There is also a big difference between having 6 drinks out during an occasional night on the town a few times a month, and having 6-7 drinks every evening of every weekend or holiday. One is healthy normal behavior, and one is not. If you can't get through your weekend without going on a bender, you have issues.

    The difference between an alcoholic and one who is not is not if they drink daily, it is if they can NOT drink daily, and not have an issue with it.

    1. Re:Context, once again, is king by sco08y · · Score: 1

      The difference between an alcoholic and one who is not is...

      ... that an alcoholic is diagnosed by a licensed professional.

  67. Non-drinkers, or FORMER drinkers? by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    My guess is most (where "most" == more than half) of the non-drinkers in the study are former drinkers that drank so much they became teetotalers to save their marriages/jobs/lives/etc. At that point, though, your body is already screwed. Sure, you might buy yourself another decade or two, but the damage is done (as evidenced with the higher mortality rate).

  68. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I feel bad for people who don't smoke marijuana. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day".

    Fixed that for you.

  69. *Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

    The joke is obviously referring to hangovers (where you feel particularly shitty in the morning after drinking), which marijuana does not give you.

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    1. Re:*Wooooosh* by Skulthur · · Score: 1

      Read the fixed sentence again. The joke is that marijuana will make you more happy (he changed alcohol for marijuana AND reversed the happy/unhappy thing). If it will really makes you more happy is open to debate but the joke is still pretty good.

    2. Re:*Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The way he is twisting the joke is removing the punchline. In Frank Sinatra's version the joke teller proclaims how he feels bad for people who don't drink, then explains it is because they don't have hangovers. Normally not having a hangover is considered to be a good thing, so this is a comedic reversal.

      In the GGPs version, there is no reversal. He feels bad for people who don't get high, because they don't get high. The equivalent (and equally unfunny) form of this joke for drinking would be if Frank Sinatra felt bad for people who didn't drink because when they woke up they were not going to get drunk later that day. Again no comedic reversal, just an unfunny statement of the obvious.

      This is why I explained that the joke was referring to hangovers, not the actual intended effects of the substance. You could perhaps argue that the new joke is also funny, but it is a new joke. Its form has been fundamentally changed.

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    3. Re:*Wooooosh* by Skulthur · · Score: 1

      Lol what? The joke is what you told yes, that he feels bad for people who don't get high because they don't get high. That your joke what originally about a more complex joke is indeed good for comedy but I though his joke was equally funny in the current context (has I had not seen your joke previously). I also think your answer is pretty funny since it just reinforce his joke that those who smoke feels bad for those who don't smoke because they're too uptight or at least they can't feel as good. Seriously I feel bad why you take the original Frank Sinatra joke so funny as to defend it like that on slashdot. I don't know maybe I don't understand it totally but it seems that the joke is just a pretty standard joke, nothing earth shattering. And now you just make his joke way better than your was so this is just really funny.

    4. Re:*Wooooosh* by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I know right now is I think I might have just had too much to drink. I'll give reading your response another shot in a few hours...

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    5. Re:*Wooooosh* by Skulthur · · Score: 1

      All I'm saying is that his joke was more than changing alcohol to marijuana. That was my first post. If we back up from there the joke was pretty funny.

    6. Re:*Wooooosh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody is that interested, and the frog dies.

  70. Drink or Die! by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    muwahaha

    ahem

    when the science in favor of it began to get overwhelming i started drinking again after having stopped after college. several years ago i began posting stories here http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/showthread.php?t=23462 because it simply was a tide too large to ignore.

    i don't particularly like drinking, and getting those daily drinks down after years of passing them up proved a lot more difficult than i had initially thought.

    it's been about 10 years since i started and while it's easier to drink than it was and i often find myself looking forward to it, it still requires some effort.

    i hope it's worth it

    the joke will really be on me if these studies turn out to be wrong.

    - js.

  71. imperfect data and call it SCIENCE, yeah! by ebcreasoner · · Score: 1

    "...conclusion based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!"

    My gods man, do you realize how difficult it would be to access/store/process/interpret all the information involved with the interactions of the elements and chemicals consumed and absorbed in the body? THAT seriously would have to be Star Trek 24(?) century level technology. However, you want to bury any 'science' done with the very imperfect amount of imformation we as humans have now and let it go. I say no. And that is not my belief. I know it. You know it. Them over there, they know that we don't know everything. And I say good. Onward. Freakin learn. Teach yourself. Grow old and receive medical care that has evolved from this 'imperfect science'.

    I will follow some people, and draw conclusions based on horribly imperfect information and call it science!

  72. Prevents Prostate Cancer by zcold · · Score: 1

    On a similar note, heavy beer drinkers have a much lower rate of prostate cancer. The beer doesnt really do anything, its the massive amounts of urination that take place... But still ... ^___^

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  73. Too many confounding factors by izomiac · · Score: 1

    Alcohol is too deeply ingrained into our culture to separate it from all the confounding factors. Non-drinkers might be very poor, non-sociable, not have time to drink due to a stressful job, drive a lot, or participate in different risky activities. So I generally take such findings with a grain of salt.

    OTOH, alcohol is the reason our ancestors gave up the 15 hour work week (hunter-gatherers) for the 100 hour work week (farming) 10,000 years ago. Seriously, you can't generate significant quantities of alcohol without agriculture, so that's a leading theory as to why humans would bother with the harder lifestyle with reduced lifespan. In the time since, our metabolism has probably adapted to ethanol consumption. This is especially apparent since other alcohols generally give us problems (methanol causes blindness, isopropanol is a CNS depressant, ethylene glycol causes an anion gap acidosis), and are potentially fatal once you drink half a liter or so. Ethanol can be chronically drunk by the gallon (BTW, you know someone has a problem if that's their unit of measurement).

    There's huge individual variation though. Some women will develop alcoholic liver disease (3 month mortality of up to 75%) with as little as 1.3 beers/day. That's why many physicians refuse to recommend alcohol to patients who don't drink despite the studies. The people with exceptionally low tolerance are too rare to really affect the statistics, but common enough that most physicians would wind up killing someone with a recommendation of "moderate" alcohol consumption. Plus the fact that you never want people to overshoot and become alcoholics.

    1. Re:Too many confounding factors by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      OTOH, alcohol is the reason our ancestors gave up the 15 hour work week (hunter-gatherers) for the 100 hour work week (farming) 10,000 years ago. Seriously, you can't generate significant quantities of alcohol without agriculture, so that's a leading theory as to why humans would bother with the harder lifestyle with reduced lifespan.

      Well, there was also the advantage of your food not running away from you...

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  74. Adding studies together.. by hatten · · Score: 1

    So, if I understood this correct, one should stand up while drinking. Cause it's bad to sit down!

    That will hopefully do something about all of those that drink and drive!

  75. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it was Dean Martin who said it best:

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Actually, it was Frank Sinatra.

    Us musicians know how to live long and happy. Look at Keith Richards...

  76. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I feel bad for people who don't smoke marijuana. When they wake up in the morning, that's as hungry as they're going to feel all day". Now its fixed.

  77. As Willie Nelson said... by DogAlmity · · Score: 1

    "There's a lot of doctors who tell me, I better start slowing it down.
    But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we'd better have another round."

    As usual, ask yourself what Willie would do.

  78. Big Joke by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Abstainers may include teetotalers who used to abuse. Those people may have sustained damage from other drugs such as nicotine. Abstainers may also include people with bad health.

    Summary irresponsibly projects too much from the study.

    1. Re:Big Joke by quenda · · Score: 1

      Abstainers may include teetotalers who used to abuse.

      This hypothesis has been tested and rejected as a cause of the results.

      http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/aa45.htm

      Substantial evidence (1) has discounted speculation that abstainers include a large proportion of former heavy drinkers with pre-existing health problems (i.e., "sick quitters").

  79. Demographic of 3/Day Drinkers by DaneM · · Score: 1

    I wonder if those who can easily afford to have 3 drinks a day (but who don't over-imbibe) largely fall into the same demographic of those who can also afford decent medical treatment (in places where there isn't decent universal health care).

  80. Science Reporting is not Science by raygundan · · Score: 1

    The studies aren't trash, generally. In fact, it's most likely that they're all true at the same time, except that you only got a 30-word summary typed up by a journalist who only skimmed the abstract. It's entirely possible for a food to be both good and bad for you in completely independent ways. A study that found that the amount of fat in eggs is unhealthy does not contradict a study that says the good cholesterol in eggs is helpful. Neither one of those studies really tells you whether eggs are good for you or bad for you overall, or in what quantity. Unfortunately, the media reports every single one of these very specific findings as if they were the complete story, resulting in the alternating "good for you"/"bad for you" articles you're whining about.

  81. Re:Doctors give people beers in prohibition! by vtcodger · · Score: 1

    If you're referring to prohibition in the US, doctors wrote prescriptions for one pint of whiskey not beer. The prescriptions could be filled at drugstores. ISTR that one of our national drugstore chains in the US got its start in the prohibition era as an outlet for prescription whisky, but I could have that wrong.

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    As for three drinks a day keeps the doctor away, I'd like to suggest the possibility that keeping doctors and other medical professionals at a substantial distance might have more positive effect on longevity than how much ethanol one consumes.

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  82. Bacteria Fight by Trisomy · · Score: 1

    Here's the explanation. Life is basically our bodies combatting bacteria at all times that are trying to eat us. Our immune systems kill this bacteria when it detects this. Alcohol kills bacteria. In moderate amounts alcohol kills enough bacteria to prolong life. However, if used too much like anything else it will not only kill bacteria, but actual body tissue. Therefore enough alcohol, enough measured to only kill bacteria in your body will definitely prolong life. Pretty simple actually. Slow down the bacteria that are trying to eat you, and you live longer.

  83. it all depends by wertd · · Score: 1

    As the article says the study followed only 1,824 people. If that range were much wider I don't think the results would be the same .

  84. Interesting potential data bias by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    From the TIME article:

    The sample of those who were studied included individuals between ages 55 and 65 who had had any kind of outpatient care in the previous three years. The 1,824 participants were followed for 20 years.

    Just over 69% of the never-drinkers died during the 20 years, 60% of the heavy drinkers died and only 41% of moderate drinkers died.

    I find the comment about the age ranges to be an interesting bias. The mortality rate seems to imply that the ONLY individuals studied were between 55 and 65. Over a twenty year period the youngest people in the study would be 75 and the oldest would be 85. That would be a reasonable explanation for the 41% to 69% mortality rates. Is there a breakdown that shows deaths by age?

    If the age bias exists, it would be ignoring deaths, accidents and health problems caused by alcohol abuse in earlier years. Those people who make it to the 55 to 65 age range of the study would have been the people who most likely didn't abuse alcohol and can reap the medicinal benefits of artery cleaning and other factors.

    You also need to factor in the aspect of out-patient care. That might select for those people who have decent medical care and ignore those on the fringe die early due to alcohol related problems.

    It would be nice to see a peer review of the study.

  85. Found the source by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    I found the link that has the actual study. The ONLY people studied were between 55 and 65.

  86. Lifetime Abstainers by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Ah, and for the record, lifetime abstainers were not considered as part of the data base.

    1. Re:Lifetime Abstainers by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      From the actual research study:

      In fact, in tests of potential covariates, we found among these older adults that at baseline, abstainers were significantly more likely to have had prior drinking problems, to be obese, and to smoke cigarettes than moderate drinkers and significantly higher than moderate drinkers on health problems, depressive symptoms, and avoidance coping.Moreover, at baseline, abstainers were significantly lower than moderate drinkers on SES, physical activity, number of close friends, and quality of friend support and significantly less likely to be married than moderate drinkers. Moreover, all of these covariates significantly predicted mortality. We found only 2 gender interactions associated with increased mortality (the effect for being unmarried was relatively stronger for men and the effect for avoidance coping was relatively stronger for women). However, including these interactions in the full model affected the model only slightly.Moreover, the association between alcohol group membership and mortality risk did not vary by gender.

      Ah, so the 'abstainers' in the study were more likely to have had prior drinking problems, as well as other health problems. An interesting part of the study that didn't make it to the TIME article.

  87. YESSSS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally some good news!! I seriously read this article just as I was finishing my 2nd 16-oz can of Mike's Harder Lemonade. I was just thinking (not 20 minutes ago), "Am I killing myself by doing this every day??". Had no idea I was actually adding years onto my life! :) :)

  88. Fluid ounces from pounds of water by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    There are troy ounces too.

    Short answer 1 UK gallon = 10 pounds of water. And a fluid ounce is 1/160th of a UK gallon. (US gallon and ounces are slightly different). Does that make more sense?

    There are 8 furlongs to a mile, 10 chains to a furlong, and 100 links to a chain. But in modern times we think of a mile as being 5280 feet(1760 yards), which is why this system seems so bizarre and arbitrary. If we stuck to furlongs and chains maybe it would be less bizarre. An acre is 1 furlong by 1 chain. (1/640th of a square mile)

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    1. Re:Fluid ounces from pounds of water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pint is a pound the world around (at least that's the mnemonic that they taught us in gradeschool) ;-)

      At least it is for US pints, which makes one US gallon of water equal to 8 lbs.

    2. Re:Fluid ounces from pounds of water by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "A pint is a pound the world around (at least that's the mnemonic that they taught us in gradeschool) ;-)"

      Whilst it's good as a memory aide, it's wrong.

      A US pint is 450ml. A UK pint is 568 ml. I suspect that means that the weight of a US pint of a given substance vs a UK pint will differ!

    3. Re:Fluid ounces from pounds of water by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      How many furlongs per fortnight do you travel on your velocipede?

    4. Re:Fluid ounces from pounds of water by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn’t make more sense... why did you explain why Americans use fluid ounces by referring to UK gallons and fluid ounces, which are different than US ones?

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    5. Re:Fluid ounces from pounds of water by n0nsensical · · Score: 1

      it may not be the world around but it means the mass of a US pint is 450 g which is quite close to 454 g = 1 pound Obviously under the assumption that 1 pound, a measure of force, is equal to the weight of 454 g of mass, so the whole thing is only valid for US measures taken on planet earth.

  89. Re:By "keeps the doctor away" you mean "kills you. by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    The actual research study has even more facts to consider, like the fact that life long abstainers were excluded from the study and that a significant number of the 'abstainers' had drinking problems as well as health problems. There is also a 'light' drinker category that is in the research study but not the TIME article.

    It is interesting how those facts never make it into the mainstream articles.

  90. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by Suhas · · Score: 1

    ...or Sammy Davis Jr.

  91. Mormons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does that explain the Mormons? Is caffeine the culprit?

  92. Mortality rate by jprupp · · Score: 1

    It seems mortality rate should be equal for abstainers and drinkers alike, falling around 100%.

  93. Woohoo! by Finite9 · · Score: 1

    Woohoo! Great confirmation.

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    "Everyone knows that vi vi vi is the number of the beast" -- Richard Stallman
  94. The study should be carried out in Southern Europe by jbssm · · Score: 1

    The study says they cannot factor for the fact that drinking is expensive so the lower classes drink less and they can die first because of the lower quality of life.

    Well, do it in southern Europe; Portugal, Spain, Italy and to a certain degree France all have very good wines for a very low price. For comparison, I can tell you that a € 3 Euro bottle in here is already a quite good red wine. And besides, since people have free universal healthcare, the income factor doesn't count anyway. So they could be certain if what they are saying is true or not. Although of course, even the doctors here recomend taking 2 glasses of red wine a day, so I believe they already know it actually helps your health.

  95. I don't drink by xmvince · · Score: 1

    I'm a body builder so I hate alcohol (inhibits muscle growth). A nice toke of some green every day keeps me stress free and happy :) And it's not bad for my body at all.

  96. Re:Let's have them in lockup to cut down on doctor by JosKarith · · Score: 1

    "I feel bad for people who don't smoke marijuana. When they wake up in the afternoon, that's as good as they're going to feel all day".
    There, fixed that for ya.

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    'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
  97. Re:Pot by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    I recently heard about pot's long term effects on the reticular activating system, especially in adolecents, and I'm kind of worried. THe data seems to say I could go on stims when the problem (ADHD/narcolepsy-esque), though that's just my own conjuction, can anybody comment on this issue? I know it's kinda OT, but I'm really worried. Peace.

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    I know tobacco is bad for you, so I smoke weed with crack.
  98. I can't check the original article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would be just good manners from the /. editors that if one can't get to the source of some piece of information then it should not be the subject of an /. post. The original article is behind a paywall, so anything seriously trying to interpret these findindings is left none the wiser.

    This subject is clearly interesting and controversial, and it would me immensily useful to go to the source to do some customary checks (who is sponsoring the study? what are the actual concolussions? was this peer reviewed? Where? By whom? )

    As it is the only thing we have is a 2nd hand account that as usual does not even try to ask the important questions regarding the procedures of investigation and the validity of the results.

    ON these circumstance no informed debate is possible.