Instead, I think it will be revealed that Jar Jar is in fact a Sith Lord, who has been hiding his true personality.
"Meesa thinks yousa feel the power of the dark side! Meesa been foolin allll along!"...As he slices up Mace Windu with his light saber...
I think it would explain a lot to me.
Firefly sucked because Fox:
1) Wanted a new pilot, because the 2 hour pilot that Whedon filmed didn't have enough action. It introduced the characters and gave you all the backstory you needed.
2) When the episodes were actually shown, they were shown in the wrong order, so you couldn't even follow what was going on, since there WAS a bigger story arc involved.
So Firefly sucked not because it was a bad show, it was because Fox screwed around with it.
In an attempt to compete with Microsoft, they will create a new Linux distro called "Googlux" (tm). The bundled Mozilla browser will be rebranded as "Googzilla" and of course, Google will be the default start page.
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Really, for this to be funny, the parent should be modded up too.
Instead, I think it will be revealed that Jar Jar is in fact a Sith Lord, who has been hiding his true personality. "Meesa thinks yousa feel the power of the dark side! Meesa been foolin allll along!"...As he slices up Mace Windu with his light saber... I think it would explain a lot to me.
Firefly sucked because Fox: 1) Wanted a new pilot, because the 2 hour pilot that Whedon filmed didn't have enough action. It introduced the characters and gave you all the backstory you needed. 2) When the episodes were actually shown, they were shown in the wrong order, so you couldn't even follow what was going on, since there WAS a bigger story arc involved. So Firefly sucked not because it was a bad show, it was because Fox screwed around with it.
Never fear, Duke Nukem Forever is still not out.
Hell has a long time yet to completely freeze over!
In an attempt to compete with Microsoft, they will create a new Linux distro called "Googlux" (tm). The bundled Mozilla browser will be rebranded as "Googzilla" and of course, Google will be the default start page.
Why stop there? Future versions of windows will ship with the .NET Framework, which gives you a free command line version of C# and VB.NET!