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Straczynski Offers To Re-Boot Star Trek [updated]

EvilMagnus writes "I just came across this thread over on usenet where J. Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5 and Jeremiah, talks about the cancellation of Enterprise. It seems he and a collaborator have already written a series bible and treatment for a new version of Star Trek - but it's not been pitched to Paramount out of 'political considerations' (Berman refusing to give up his dead horse?). JMS calls for everyone who thinks a JMS-run Star Trek series would be a good idea to write Paramount and let them know." Along similar lines, yonnage writes "Last week there was an article posted here about Enterprise fans atempting to pay for the next season of Enterprise. It seems that all the efforts have been pulled together and a new website has been created and has started collecting contributions for Enterprise's next season." Update: 02/16 19:47 GMT by T : Read the rest of the thread to see JMS's followup; he's decided to at least postpone this endeavor.

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  1. Great idea by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The nice thing about JMS's work is how he weaves complex themes into the story arc, rather then exploring and discarding them in single episode blips. That was great for the original Star Trek and early science fiction on tv (time tunnel, that sub show, quantum leap, etc) but the work of series like Bab5 has raise sci fi on tv to a higher level - where they take advantage of the serial esque nature of weekly broadcasts.
    I'm in.

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    1. Re:Great idea by cnettel · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I don't think that's only a good thing, because that also may lock the series into certain views and themes in a bad way. The TNG episodes have a huge diversity, at the cost of consistency :-)

      OTOH, I liked much of Babylon 5 and prefer it over Enterprise (but not anything that really has Star Trek in its name). I think he would certainly be able to do a good job.

    2. Re:Great idea by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      people change and cultures change and while too structured an arc may be out of date by the time it is complete (see what 9/11 did to some shows and movies), I think that with the right 'architect' so to speak the arc can adapt. You are right about TNG - early episodes in tng (season 1) show a different flavor and philosophy to some of the more complex episodes near the end of the run. trying to think of an example - best I have is how the Data character evolved, or some of the prime directive messes - I know there are inconsistencies in there somewhere. However they had the PICARD and that overcomes all clumsy plot devices. The beauty of the ARC is really complex character development can happen over multiple shows - of course you miss a few episodes and it can be confusing. (farscape, glactica, bab5) Course I perfer a hybrid where the one off episodes are well woven into a larger ARC - Star Gate does this pretty well.

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    3. Re:Great idea by EyeSavant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The bad thing about JMS is that once the curtain has been pulled away after the huge and great buildup my reaction was HUH?. Wonderful intricate buildup, no followthrough.

      Of course with Bab5 he got some help in screwing up the end with the fact that it almost got cancelled after 4 series, so series 4 is compressed to fit it all in. Then series 5 does not have enough content and has too many filler episodes.

    4. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This site http://www.newvoyages.com/ is very impressive. These people have created new Star Trek episodes (2 so far) based on the original series, picking up in the 4th year of the mission. The production quality is extremely good for an amateur production. The acting is fair but still enjoyable. The second episode is much better than the first. They are not recreating the original actor's interpretation so Kirk does not look or sound like Kirk but the dialog is the same. Too much the same in the first episode. Lots of fun.
      Only mirror #2 seems to have the 1st episode.

    5. Re:Great idea by agpenm · · Score: 1

      This has been before with Star Trek, to a fair amount of success (at least success story wise). Deep Space 9 had a good overall story arc, especially in the later seasons. I have a pretty high opinion of Deep Space 9, mainly because of the continuing story about the Dominion War, against which every episode was set even episodes that did not deal directly with the story arc.

    6. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I think that cancellation threat was the real reason that everything got screwed up. He had the original idea that it should take 5 seasons (which is great, you make this story with a fixed duration, you can make things work out nicely) but had to rush everything to fit into 4 (which showed), then had to append an entire 5th season when the whole story had already been told.


      The sad thing is that Enterprise got cancelled when they had found some kind of nice equilibrium, building depth into the very foundations of the Star Trek universe. It was nice to see the strife on Vulcan, and exploring the Andorian civilization. It would have been nice to see the establishment of the federation etc (the first two seasons with the temporal cold war theme were simply pathetic).


      Still, JMS does excellent work if the networks don't keep changing the allotted time. I got hooked into Bab 5 right from the pilot movie as it clearly indicated that there was a complex story behind the scenes... and you could feel that it had an end. A series that is too open ended without an end in sight automatically builds inconsistencies.

    7. Re:Great idea by ajs · · Score: 5, Funny
      Great idea or tragedy waiting to happen?

      Probably neither. It's probably so unlikely that it's not worth categorizing. The reasons are many, but it comes down to this: Straczynski is pig-headed, but not stupid. He would never agree to do it without complete creative control, and there's practically no way Paramount would allow that to happen. It would be along the lines of Bill Gates giving over control of the Windows platform to Linus Torvalds without even retaining the right to veto checkins.

      Without complete creative control, you know what would happen: JMS would put forward his bible saying, "we tear down half of Starfleet and kill off a few notables to shake things up," and Paramount would reply with notes like the following:
      • Sounds good, but I don't think we want to kill anyone who has an action figure
      • "Tear down" might be too strong. Let's just say that there's a night-club bombing somewhere on Ferengi-prime
      • Great ideas, but you need to sex it up a bit
      • The first scene needs to really pull the viewers in: make it a fist fight
      • My kid loves tribbles, can you work one in as a major character?
      He's been through this before with TNT and Crusade (the mess that you saw on TV was the result). He won't do it again.

      All that said, YES, petition Paramount to do it. I think that at the very least it shows a massive lack of confidence in current show-runners and might upset the apple-cart enough to get someone creative in there.
    8. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neat site; bad, bad design.

      Here I sit with a 19" monitor running at 1600x1200, and most of that website is just empty black space. What content it does have, I have to scroll inside a little box to read.

      Why do people do that?!?!?!?!?

    9. Re:Great idea by drsquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the other hand, it makes it so that people who aren't obsessive TV viewers who religiously watch every single episode, all in order, can't get into it. If you sit down and watch a single episode, you won't understand it. That doesn't make it a better programme, it doesn't 'raise it to a higher level', it just narrows its appeal, and turns it more into a soap.

    10. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And X-Files did so abysmally. The only episodes of that show I can stomache are the one-shots, that have little or nothing to do with the arc.

      Still and all, I like JMS, loved B5... but I'm not sure he would be the right person to keep Star Trek going. It couldn't stay Star Trek with him at the helm.

      Maybe that would be a good thing...

    11. Re:Great idea by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem, IMO, is that episodic television tends to dumb down the content. Having a sequential story, IMO does raise it to a higher level as it does allow a more complex and intertwined story. And IMO, yes, it really does raise it to a higher level when done well. Reducing TV, or keeping TV reduced to simplified stories, is an insult to the watchers, especially if few to no episodes have a meaningful impact on those following it.

      Each episode of B5 can be watched on its own and watched in sequence as well.

      Yes, there will be unknown bits but that doesn't mean the episode itself isn't relevant on its own without watching other parts.

      Shows like 24 and Alias have proven that prime time TV audiences are willing to accept a continuing story. I've watched three episodes of Alias, and despite not knowing certain bits, I didn't feel punished for not having seen previous episodes.

    12. Re:Great idea by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with good ole sexing it up (Brings us pig-heads in)

      And how can you mess with tribbles? Good god man that defined Star Trek :D

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    13. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The show will then appeal to the true believers who are going to watch anyway...er, until they see alien Nazis. The program won't tend to attract new or casual viewers. But that's the MO these days. I remember the guys at MST3K were complaining about the Sci-Fi channel requiring them to do a "story arc." They said, we don't need to do a "story arc," we're a puppet show.

      Here we are nearly 40 years later, and I can still watch individual episodes of the original Star Trek and enjoy them without trying to remember whether Spock and Nurse Chapel had revealed their true feelings in the last episode, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

    14. Re:Great idea by EkkiEkkiShiwaddle · · Score: 1
      Here I sit with a 19" monitor running at 1600x1200, and most of that website is just empty black space. What content it does have, I have to scroll inside a little box to read.

      Why do people do that?!?!?!?!?

      Because nobody will ever need more than 640x480?

    15. Re:Great idea by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why does it have to be absolute on either way? Why not have a hybrid. Underlying themes/plots coming up in the episodes, but each episode having some individual aspect to help bring in the n00bs.

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    16. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      sorry but all of his projects were never allowed to see their end properly.

      B5 was screwed with by the morons in the suits.

      and Jeremiah was utterly destroyed by the idiots that run Showtime.

      the first season had people rivited and giving up what they did on friday nights to watch it. The second season was finished but not with JMS's control and anyone can easily see that. He made it exactly like how the suits wanted it in the 2nd season and it sucked horribly because of it.

      he did that because it was his proof to themthat the suits know absolutely nothing about Television and a good story. which is 100% true.

      management will fuck up something good whenever they get the chance to.

      JMS is a great storyteller, his book is a great insight into the PITA the industry is..

    17. Re:Great idea by Triv · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about JMS's work is how he weaves complex themes into the story arc, rather then exploring and discarding them in single episode blips

      It seems to me that people here stop thinking about Trek after Next Gen stopped airing and ignored the changes that come through with DS9 and, to a lesser extent, Enterprise. (Voyager can be ignored, I think, but what do I know?) Ds9's last four seasons managed to combine one off episodes with an overreaching plot line (the dominion war) extremely well, framing the plots against a much larger background than we as viewer were used to in a Trek universe. Enterprise did the same thing, focusing the third season on the Xindi threat and all that, and season four is working mostly as three episode arcs

      I'm not ssaying that Enterprise is the greatest trek out there or anything or even that it should be continued, but this belief that every series suffers from reset button syndrome like Next Gen is horribly untrue.

      triv

    18. Re:Great idea by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Deep Space 9 was forced to adopt story arcs because of pressure from Babylon 5.

      It made DS9 far stronger a show than it would have been without the competition.

      Now, with Enterprise, it looks different. Instead of stepping up to the plate and doing better, they're just packing up.

    19. Re:Great idea by Golias · · Score: 2

      That wasn't my experience with Alias at all. When I caught an episode here and there, I thought it was a pretty lame show. Once I saw the pilot and the first couple episodes (in order) on DVD, I was hooked and have now watched it through Season 3, and I'm waiting for the DVD release of Season 4 because I don't want to watch them out of sequence.

      You want to see really great episodic television?

      "House, MD"

      British actor Hugh Laurie has had some great roles over the years. I used to think that Bernie Wooster was the role he was born to play... but he's topped himself with this show.

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    20. Re:Great idea by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not have a hybrid. Underlying themes/plots coming up in the episodes, but each episode having some individual aspect to help bring in the n00bs.

      You just described every Joss Whedon show.

      Maybe he should do the next Star Trek.

      Oh wait... he already did a much better sci-fi show. It got cancelled but is now going to be a movie next fall (which is likely to be the first of several), so I guess he's too busy.

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    21. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm surprised no one has commented on a key phrase in JMS's post:

      "with challenging stories, contemporary themes, solid extrapolation, and the infusion of some of our best and brightest SF prose writers..."

      IMO, writers like Ted Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, Robert Bloch, Jerome Bixby, Frederic Brown, David Gerrold, Norman Spinrad, Richard Matheson, and Larry Niven (animated series) gave the original series an edge that the later incarnations of Trek haven't matched.

      But can we believe JMS here? Despite the greatness of B5, he seemed to have trouble working with other writers. And why not-- if you had a novel planned out, how easy would it be for you to let other writers pen a chapter? For JMSTrek to work, a looser 5-year arc would need to be crafted, with ample room for other writers to work. Moreover, bridges would have to be built to the fiction-writing community, which has soured on the SF-tripe produced by Hollywood. As David Gerrold once said: "I'm not a Star Trek writer, I'm a science fiction writer. I like building my own worlds more than share-cropping in someone else's. "

      Even two years from now, after Paramount's Star Trek break, I doubt whether movie or television science fiction will have changed. Expect the infatuation with special effects, and the resultant shallow chacterization to continue.

      It's sad; I find shows like Numb3rs doing a better job with science than any techno-babble infused science fiction shows.

    22. Re:Great idea by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 3, Informative

      What you say is true for most TV series that are seriel in nature, However they don't have to be. 24 is pretty good example of this. The first couple minutes of every show gives a quick run down of what important events have brought you to the current point in the show. I have introduced several friends into watching 24 becuase of this. They don't have to worry about what they missed, becuase the lead in brings them where they need to be for the current show. It's not perfect, but it is a lot better than having to tell someone, oh yeah, you should watch show XYZ, but I'll have to let you know when a good starting episode will be on, other wise you won't know where you are at.

    23. Re:Great idea by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2

      I think a similar example is Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series. I recently finished the last book, and while I won't give away anything, the author seems to have basically written himself into a corner out of which he lacked the ability to write himself. So much imagination went into the story's front end that there was nothing left for the climax. I found it profoundly disappointing, and wished I'd stopped reading after book #6. A cliffhanger is a better way to end it than a sort-of-not-really conclusion.

      I find that stories with massive premises always end up being anti-climactic. Take "Lord of the Rings" for example. Frodo dunks the ring, war over. I wished it hadn't been that simple. I wished there had been more to it. The setup didn't pay off for me.

    24. Re:Great idea by PortHaven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The main issue with B5 was the doubt in season 5. So they cut all the minor sub-plots and basically ended it in season 4. And then did the follow-up on season 5.

      But all things considered he did a good job of pulling the rabbit out of the hat on that.

      And if you've watched Jeremiah it is one of those slow paced shows but where you feel everything is getting entangled and what you first thought is not what you now think and you are left wondering "what will I think in season 2?"

    25. Re:Great idea by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Random thought, have you read Greg Bear? I like his stories cause he NEVER backs off from the big events. Exampes: The Forge of God, Anvil of Stars, Blood Music.

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    26. Re:Great idea by G3ek · · Score: 1

      It's great to hear you're 'in'. I'm in too. So we should both send a letter here: Paramount's address: Mr. Leslie Moonves Co-President, Co-Chief Operating Officer CBS Broadcasting Inc. 51 West 52nd Street New York, NY 10019 U.S.A.

    27. Re:Great idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with the X-Files, I think, is other than one or two episodes, I never really believed that Mulder was looking for his sister. He was content to blunder through life. Scully's insistent reliance upon the scientific grew old. After 10 or 12 episodes of the X-Files, I'd be seeing phantoms everywhere... I'd be more inclined to believe the impossible, even while striving to find a scientific explanation. Scully never got there. :-/

      Eh, just my opinions...

    28. Re:Great idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Darwin's Radio was my introduction to Greg Bear, and while I personally found the conclusion a little too convenient, I definitely loved the premise. It really opened my eyes into what puncuated evolution could really entail.

    29. Re:Great idea by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      Did he write a book called "Eon?" I read a book called "Eon" once, and I think he was the author. It was awful. It was all technical mumbo-jumbo, and not a single actual character in sight. It was bad fantasy genre fiction, incredibly disappointing.

    30. Re:Great idea by shut_up_man · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yep, JMS's buildups and continuity were HIGHLY overrated. They flew right through "underwhelming" to "pointless", to "just plain dumb" briefly through "bizarre", crash-landing soon after in "this is stupid, i'm not watching this anymore". I gave B5 a massive amount of personal tether, and I realised that it was simply more fun to weed the garden or do my taxes.

      Besides, continuity is everywhere now. 24, the new Galactica series, West Wing, hell even the Simpsons does it now and again. Trek's done it too, although not to such a degree, as they were always hunting the "undevoted viewer", rather than comic book guy and his overwhelmingly male buddies who had seen every episode and debated detox gel on usenet. Saying JMS will rebuild Trek with continuity is like saying he's going to rebuild Trek with those new special effects doohickeys.

    31. Re:Great idea by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      I wonder how popular 24 really is. I remember it being kind of a disappoint for ratings in the first season even though it was very critically rated.

      I think a huge motivation for keeping the show running is the DVD sales from that show. Similar to the reason Family Guy is being brought back. I tried watching the first season and watched most of it, but then when it came to the second season, I missed a few episodes and was totally lost. Same thing with Farscape, never could catch up with that show. Since the DVDs are reasonably price for TV series, or I could rent them, I just don't even bother watching on TV now. Same thing with Farscape, never could catch up with that show.

      Also, I think it's a bit of a stretch to compare a niche sci-fi show to something like 24 which has a large general appeal. It's unlikely I'd but any ST DVDs though just because the quality has been so shoddy of late.

    32. Re:Great idea by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      And that's what happens when you don't preview your posts.

    33. Re:Great idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And the greatest thing about Firefly, having just seen the series for the first time this week, is that it never devolved into technobabble like Star Trek did.

    34. Re:Great idea by mwood · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, first I want to hear what Mr. Straczynski thinks Star Trek should be like. I have liked ST less and less as it developed, since it kept creeping further away from the idealism evident in TOS. The Federation in DS9 was no better than society is now; it just had cooler toys. One of the things I found attractive about TOS was the idea that we really can be "white hats" if we care enough to make it so. In later series physical courage was still upheld but moral courage seemed to be bleeding out of Federation society.

      I'd like to think that JMS had enough of corrupt, decayed, or self-serving organizations in B5 (which was really good at that, BTW) and would like to tackle something completely different. If I want "gritty realism" I can open the newspaper and find enough to choke on. I'd like my entertainment to call me toward being better.

    35. Re:Great idea by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Crusade was a mess? If that's what you call a mess, then I say bring it on! I just wish that the story was finished. I want to know how they discovered the TPS reports that cured the Earth plague.

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    36. Re:Great idea by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Heh. To be fair, Stephen King DOES warn you to stop reading ;-)

      I liked the ending of The Dark Tower personally. But I'm with you on LOTR.

    37. Re:Great idea by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      House is GREAT!

      So good, in fact, that I don't see Fox keeping it on the air.

    38. Re:Great idea by vivin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, he did. And there is a sequel to it called Eternity as well.

      Both are full of technical mumbo-jumbo and are hard to visualize. It had some interesting ideas - a lot of which were sort of advanced for the time. But theere wasn't too much character development.

      As far as JMS doing ST goes, I think its a good idea. Trek needs some new blood. TNG was awesome, and I really enjoyed DS9 too. My response to Enterprise has been comparitively lukewarm. Right now I'm following BSG (Battlestar Galactica), which I'm thoroughly enjoying. I compare it to Enterprise, and I see a world of difference - so much more character development, and the characters seem so much more human, well-rounded, and complex. There is no constant talk of lofty ideals and principles (which is not a bad thing in Trek, but it sometimes gets repetitive in Enterprise, and it seems rather contrived).

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    39. Re:Great idea by agpenm · · Score: 1

      You're definitely right that Babylon 5 forced DS9 into having a story arc. It is truly unfortunate that Enterprise can't learn from this, regardless of how it came about, some of the best Star Trek episodes ever were produced during DS9's last 2 seasons.

    40. Re:Great idea by SIGPUNKT · · Score: 1

      he [JMS] seemed to have trouble working with other writers
      I suspect that anyone capable of working with Harlan Ellison is going to have trouble working with anyone else....

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    41. Re:Great idea by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the pay off is the journey, not the destination.

    42. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he should try some cheap CGI animted series distributed directly to viewers over the internet. He is well known on the net and might manage to pull this off.

    43. Re:Great idea by kenthorvath · · Score: 1
      ...I didn't feel punished for not having seen previous episodes.

      Plus, this type of show is ideal for release to DVD. I usually don't watch my favorite shows when they are butchered and molested by commercials, but I'll gladly fork out a reasonable sum of money to watch them all sequentially on commercial free DVD. Although, I think that $120 MSRP for each season of Star Trek is a bit steep, but eBay and borrowing from friends has cured me of that ;-).

    44. Re:Great idea by NarcolepticPenguin · · Score: 1

      I think you're forgetting that whole scouring of the shire thing.

    45. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad idea. That would restrict the viewing of said series to those who have broadband. Not everybody has access to or can afford broadband.

    46. Re:Great idea by strelitsa · · Score: 2, Funny
      Mod parent up.

      Anybody who doesn't instantly want to throttle Harlan Ellison upon meeting him is simply not paying attention.

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    47. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously miss the point. JMS is not just "continuity". That predated him in many, many series.

      JMS is "arc". He plans out five whole seasons in advance. Not a single series you cite does this. It's obvious that most series you cite don't even plan out one season in advance--just look at how lame that West Wing plotline with Leo's "massive heart attack" led to nothing--he's right back to working full-time in the White House. It was a ratings stunt, pure & simple.

      JMS doesn't pull ratings stunts. Everything is true to the arc. The fact that you didn't get this is most certainly why you didn't get B5.

    48. Re:Great idea by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Likely because nearly 50% of people are still using 800x600 according to some stats, so they design pages around that. So at 1600x1200 you either get it all in a 800x600 box, or things get stretched way out and screw up their layout.

      Yes, competent designers could allow for that but as you know most people using Front Page etc don't.

    49. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crusade was a steaming pile of ass. When I read the headline for this article, I thought of Crusade and said, "He's already made his own Star Trek, and it was cancelled even faster than UPN's."

    50. Re:Great idea by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      I wish I could. I'm sure somewhere in the canon of English-language literature that a more useless hundred pages have been written, but I'm damned if I know what they are.

    51. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither has everybody access to the specific TV channel that a given series is running on. The world is a big place to sell to. Anyways, artistic freedom is not a thing achieved by maximizing your audience.

    52. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a paramount email? Their website only gives a snail mail address...How's that for customer-focused, maybe they should go read the intel exec's blog a few times....

    53. Re:Great idea by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I think it just makes buying the series on DVD even more attractive. I mean, Series on DVD are already much nicer than on TV - better quality (unless you get digital cable + HDTV), no commercials...

      Personally I do think there is room for both styles of shows, but I think many younger people are getting into continuity/story arc over a season, even to the very limited sort in Survivor. And many younger people are Anime fans, which is often big on set arcs.

      Then you get a number of older (30+) people liking B5, new Battlestar Galatica over Enterprise style and . . .

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    54. Re:Great idea by jp10558 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually really liked Alias season 1. I was unable to watch season 2 very much, so until I catch up I can't say too much.

      From what I hear, I do think Alias may be beginning to have a problem with not knowing when to end. IE, the main arc is done - end the show.

      I think trying to transition some stories, like Alias's into new arcs breaks the show. Like how Matrix as one movie was awesome, but trying to extend to a trilogy basically ruined it. IMHO of course.

      And I'll give newer eps a chance when I can get the DVDs from netflix or whatever.

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    55. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shows like 24 and Alias have proven that..

      Sorry to disturb the fan-worship, but a continuing story arc is not a new idea for television, television audiences haven't just recently started accepting the idea, and JMS is not a visionary for coming up with the idea.

      Back in the 80s, a guy named Steven Bochco became the industry darling for boldly introducing the continuing story arc and multiple plots per episode to prime time drama. He did "Hill Street Blues" and "LA Law", which were considered watershed innovations at the time, and arguably paved the way for all the prime-time ensemble dramas you see today which all follow this format.

      But, as the grandparent poster points out (and as did some television critics back in the 80s), the soap operas have had long-running story arcs ever since their inception in the 50s. The application to a cop show in prime time was relatively fresh for "Hill Street", but the idea was really nothing new. Similarly, the application of the idea to B5 might seem different if the only other show you watched was ST:TOS, but it's nothing new.

      Neither the story arc format or the episodic style is inherently better or more sophisticated than the other. They're merely different ways to approach storytelling in a space-limited, serialized format.

    56. Re:Great idea by Lonnold · · Score: 1

      House is a great show, except for the fact that every episode has to come up with a reason why the patient or a family member refuses whatever treatment this brilliant doctor claims they need.

      Otherwise there would be no dramatic conflict to the show.

      House: "You need drug X or you will die."
      patient: "Ok doc, you're the doc!"
      patient is cured, with 30 minutes left to fill...

      After about the third episode, it started to get old.

    57. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, for better or worse, the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies were the whole point. The first movie was simply an "origin story" for the sake of kicking off the franchise in order to do the stories they actually wanted to do.

      You can say the story behind 2 & 3 was a steaming pile of turd, but then so was the story behind the first one... Most people just didn't notice because the CGI and camera work was so "purdy."

    58. Re:Great idea by Golias · · Score: 1

      I think you will find that there are a heck of a lot of loose ends which were only hinted at in Season 1 of Alias. The institutions which were destroyed only served to reveal powers behind them to the audience.

      As of the end of Season 3, there are still elements of Sydney Bristow's history (and that of her family) which are somewhat shrouded in mystery.

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    59. Re:Great idea by duck2ducks · · Score: 1
      Suppose it depends on what your expectations are from a TV show.

      Execs certainly prefer more of an episodic format to their shows, since it does mean that viewership can easily grow throughout a show's lifespan; additionally, if someone misses a few episodes here and there, it doesn't really matter.

      On the other hand, I always lean towards shows that have an arc to them - whether ongoing storylines, or simply sustained character growth - because that's the kind of thing I'm interested in. I stopped watching Enterprise in the middle of season one because I realized I didn't have an overwhelming desire to watch the already-taped new episode - and it wouldn't matter if I didn't watch it. Or, for that matter, the next. Or the next. And that being the case, why am I watching it in the first place?

      B5, on the other hand, was always meant to be one long-sustained, 5-year storyline. JMS has mentioned numerous times that his ambitious goal was to take the structure of a novel and apply it to a television show. And while he would always try to make allowances for the nature of a serialized product (by trying to make the first several shows of each season more accessible to new viewers, etc), the fact remains that being a show you can just watch occasionally, off and on, was never the point. No knock against shows which are, of course; it's just comparing apples and oranges.

    60. Re:Great idea by paladin_tom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or maybe not.... :p

      He says it's all moot now.

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    61. Re:Great idea by operagost · · Score: 1

      Besides, imagine the coolness of CGI tribbles!

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    62. Re:Great idea by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I just finished watching season 5 of B5 and if JMS takes over Trek well all I can say is, maybe that way Trek will die in its sleep of old age just like B5 did.

      Those last 3 episodes were like a trip to an old folks home to watch grandma die drooling.

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    63. Re:Great idea by duck2ducks · · Score: 1
      While I haven't yet watched the 2nd half of season two, so far I've found the second season to be head and shoulders above the first, which had great ideas but varied wildly in quality from episode to episode.

      More importantly, JMS himself maintains that the second season was vastly superior to the first - and more to the point, because of how hard he had to fight, against MGM itself, for the quality of the show.

      Not to mention that him making a bad show just to show the execs that their notes were off the base seems incredibly dumb and, honestly, not something he would do (especially given what he went through with Crusade ).

    64. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, hello? Did you actually read what you linked to?

      He says the opposite of "Moot".

    65. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sub show

      Are you talking about th 60s "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea", or the late 80s early 90s "Sea Quest"? I ask, because "Time Tunnel" was 60s, but "Quantum Leap" was 80s. (I like personally like Voyage more.) I wouldn't necessarily call 80s scifi "early", but it didn't have multi episode arcs.

      By it's very nature "Quantum Leap" was limited to pretty much one-shot and a few of two-part episodes. Sam was traveling through time alone, fixing random random people's lives. There were no bad guys, and no good guys. Just average people living their lives. That didn't perclude them from writting epsisodes that touched on social issues in the later seasons though.

    66. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deep Space 9 was forced to adopt story arcs because of pressure from Babylon 5.

      It made DS9 far stronger a show than it would
      have been without the competition.


      Late ds9 is much better than early ds9, but I simply don't buy the "ds9 only got a war because b5 had one" line at all. It was obvious from early that a showdown with gamma quadrant could happen. You can't simply start colonizing worlds without pissing someone off. Then ds9 introduced the dominion, and that provided your bad guy. Bad guys and good guys fight. That's just elementary storytelling. Cold wars can be interesting, but only after the sides are established. The dominion wasn't. The war made them established.

    67. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to watch that, but couldn't sit through more than 15 minutes of the first episode. The acting and production were reminiscent of a middle-school play.

    68. Re:Great idea by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      That's odd. I've always thought the the "Scouring of the Shire" was the perfect, most logical ending to the story. It gave each of the hobbits, as well as the reader, the chance to discover the ways in which they had changed over the course of their adventures, and allowed them to 'come into their own,' so to speak. It was an effective demonstration of the level of maturity that each one had achieved. It also served to show how war can affect even the places we once considered 'safe,' and gave the hobbits as a race a real part to play in the story. My favorite chapter, by far.

      As a whole, that chapter served as the real payoff to the saga, much more so than the destruction of the ring, which was far from the true end of the story. My greatest regret for Jackson's movies is that this chapter was not, could not be included. Having the hobbits return home to everything just as it was when they left was very anticlimactic and quite dissapointing, though I understand why it was not there.

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    69. Re:Great idea by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      If you sit down and watch a single episode, you won't understand it.

      "Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer..."

      That was on every single episode in the last season, I swear! - with a quick recap of the entire last year and a half, every week! It was traumatic enough the first time... seeing Tara get... I mean...

      * blubs *

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    70. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. The show was actually canceled BEFORE a single episode was broadcast. Look it up.

    71. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you really compare them? Bab5 was a great drama/si-fi. I fail, however, to see how it has raised the bar of 'pure si-fi'! Enterprise had more si-fi conceps at a tech level but lacked on the acting and drama of Bab5. I would like to see more orignal and pure si-fi concepts (TNG was v.good at this). Bab5, to me, was a political and drama based around non-orignal si-fi concepts. ie, elder races, spinning space craft to produce gravity, psyc ability. Great for manager types but what about enlightning the techies;)

    72. Re:Great idea by initialE · · Score: 1

      Soap operas have been using story arcs for generations. That's the precedence you should be using.

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    73. Re:Great idea by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      I was a big fan of Babylon 5 but what I felt it suffered from was JMS' obsessive belief that he was right. The loss of Claudia Christian from Series 5 (which went a long way to killing it for me) seemed a lot down to problems he had with his pride and such. Added to that, he seemed to feel he could write a whole series on his own on an episode by episode basis and that was a mistake in my view: His dialogue began to get hideously clichéd by the end of Series 3 of B5. While I don't doubt his ideas of what to do in Star Trek would be fantastic, I don't think the result will be any good unless he can draw together a team of writers who can help write the screenplays his ideas deserve.

    74. Re:Great idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      B5 was restricted to a few locations at first and didn't really open up until... season 4? Maybe 3. The Enterprise can go all over the place.

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    75. Re:Great idea by mink · · Score: 1

      The war of the ring ended with the destruction of the ring. However ther was a lot going on, and I'm sure more then just the issues inthe shire had cropped up. Much had changed and changes were still taking place all over the lands of Middle Earth.

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    76. Re:Great idea by mink · · Score: 1

      But enterprise has had story arc for the last two seasons? How can you claim they have not had it?

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    77. Re:Great idea by mink · · Score: 1

      My problem with crusade was it cribbed too much from Star Blazers (SPace Bettleship Yamato).

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    78. Re:Great idea by ajs · · Score: 1
      Quote JMS:
      "Actually...belay everything I just said."
      Personally, I still think people should push for his show. It's not that it's likely they'll do it (so it doesn't matter than he's unavailable), it's about showing them how hungry fans are for "good" Trek. If they shelve it for 2 years and come back and give it to Berman again... you'll get the same thing all over again.
    79. Re:Great idea by Shaved_Beaver · · Score: 1

      ....I like both the little sci-fi shows had to offer but really now.... Claudia Christen has soooo much more sex appeal than pointy ears... then again its where ya put your head that counts...mmmmmmm...ohhhh...right there...mmmmm yessssssssssssss

  2. I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...That they now have a unified site to try and save Enterprise. *sigh* I wish they'd stop, it makes Gene Roddenberry's (SP?) corpse cry. As for there being another trek, I think the series needs to rest for a while.

    1. Re:I see... by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Makes his corpse reverse polarity in its grave, one might say.

    2. Re:I see... by mqRakkis · · Score: 2, Interesting
      it makes Gene Roddenberry's (SP?) corpse cry


      Not to worry! I don't think anyone can hear him in space.
    3. Re:I see... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      well...since that was only part of his remains (the ash from an entire corpse doesn't normally fit " into a vial the size of a lipstick holder") and since the "ashes will orbit the Earth for six years before they re-enter the atmosphere and burn up," I'd have to say that all the atoms that make up Gene's body when he died are in fact back here on Earth, with only minimal exceptions (hey, gota allow for strange occurances). That was April 21, 1997, after all - nearly 8 years ago, thus 2 years after the lipstick re-entered.

    4. Re:I see... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      2 years after the lipstick re-entered

      lol, round here we call a dog's cock "his little pink lipstick", makes that sound decidely unsavoury!

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    5. Re:I see... by what_the_frell · · Score: 1

      I thought Gene Roddenberry's remains (ashes) were happily floating about in a capsule in space. Thankfully far, far away from the white noise that became of his most remembered work. ;)

    6. Re:I see... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Doesn't treknology require three words?

      e.g. Makes his corpse reverse quantum phase polarity in its grave, one might say.

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    7. Re:I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not believe there is any need to "rest" Star Trek, I think what it needs is creative talent that can improve the quality of the episodes, and it needs a series that is set after the DS9 and Voyager. I think Enterprise was a bad idea, creating a series which is set long before the other star trek series, it allows for a lot of trouble with messing up the timelines, and takes away some of the value of moving the star trek timeline forward into the future, new territory, and instead must dwell within an already defined past timeline.

      In a sci-fi series like Star Trek, accuracy in timelines, events, facts and detials is very important and errors in the timelines, which they seem to have a hard time avoiding in Enterprise since it occurs previous to the other series', can shake ones confidence in the series and introduce paradoxes which weaken the entire structure of the franchise.

      A new series I believe as well should incorporate the exploration and discovery aspects of Star Trek, finding strange new worlds, new civilisations, strange distant reaches of the galaxy filled with odd pecularities and phenomena. Integrating a sort of mystery-genre aspect into many episodes where the crew encounter odd mysterious and wierd phenomena and discovering what they are can be quite fascinating. There are so many creative possibilities for plots that don't involve pure action and violence but offer a deep and involving plot line, with mysteries, strangeness, and oddities, that there is no reason Star Trek cannot be revived. Furthermore we do have today far more resources avialable than in the original series in creating compelling renderings of these strange worlds and different races and beings that werent avialable in the original star trek. While the series should be based on a ship, there should also be episodes allowing the viewer to see other parts of the federation, such as the crew visiting space docks, and federation planets. In addition to exploration and discovery of distant corners of the galaxy, it would also be nice to see in several episodes the ship visit several core federation planets which we seem to see little of, like Vulcan and Earth.

    8. Re:I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, what do you people do with your pets!?

      No... Don't answer that.

    9. Re:I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cry echoing throughout subspace ...

    10. Re:I see... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      My biggest problem with Star Trek, and something that Farscape and Firefly dealt with, in slightly different ways, is that every alien race is either plant-like and stupid, made of solid rock or silicon, or humanoid. It gets old after a while. Farscape at least made a cursory effort to avoid the "humans everywhere" syndrome of sci-fi. Firefly avoids it entirely, as does Galactica...

    11. Re:I see... by HouseOfMisterE · · Score: 0

      You discuss dog cocks often enough that you have a nickname for them?

    12. Re:I see... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the ST:TNG episode where they explained why most aliens are humanoid. An ancient species altered the DNA on hundreds of planets in the galaxy. There are hints of this dropped in ST:TOS as well.

    13. Re:I see... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      And that could lead to so many cool plot lines IMHO.

      Like, lets say they run a series set after Voyager. The last IMHO cool aliens were the Borg - and First Contact/Voyager messed them up. The original borg were very scary just by how different they were from what we expect. Having a Queen just destroys that.

      Back on topic - What about finding more information about "The Preservers" IIRC? What about the creaters of the Guardian of Forever? (there was a great novel about that)...

      What about the Traveller (I know, I know, but we can leave Wesley home)?

      It's not a bad thing to take previous issues and continue them. What do the two movies often rated the best have in common? An enemy that was in the series first!

      You're right that the prequal Enterprise was messed up a lot. (For one, I kept wondering where the Time Police from Voyager or Q was with all the timeline altering)

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    14. Re:I see... by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      How about a new series that revolves around Captain Riker and and his wife aboard the Titan? That could be interesting, couldn't it?

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    15. Re:I see... by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand the opinion that "First Contact" somehow ruined the Borg. I think that the Borg came out of FC with much more depth than than before. The developments in FC gave them more menace, made them more terrifying than any episode of TNG ever did. As to what having a queen does to them: if it had been just the usual concept of a 'queen', a mother Borg who controls the collective and breeds new Borg, then yes, it would have been dissapointing.

      What FC established, however, was quite different. As the Borg queen herself stated, she is the collective. She doesn't control the Borg mind, she is a physical manifestation of it, and not a singular one at that. She exists wherever the Borg exist; destroy her body, and the collective makes a new one. She can exist in many places simultaneously. Perhaps she represents an example of true evolution in the Borg: whereas before the Borg collective may not have needed a physical representative, perhaps their attempts to assimilate certain alpha quadrant cultures necessitated her existence. After all, that's why they attempted to assimilate Picard.

      This is, of course, sheer speculation. But I don't think the existence of a queen does anything to lessen the impact of the Borg.

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  3. Wrong department. by Seumas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This article should be from the "beating a dead horse department".

    Seriously. Outside of The Next Generation, all Star Treks (including the original) are pretty lame, uninteresting, boring, cookie-cutter and about as sci-fi as "Little Wonder" with the robotic Vicki.

    *yawn*

    1. Re:Wrong department. by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, the requisite NextGen nazi.
      Dont get me wrong, NextGen rocks, but to lump DS9 with Enterprise is just wrong. Enterprise totally sucked, and thats why it got axed. DS9 is rad and allowed for a real overarching plotline to develop, as opposed to the NextGen thing of the "X-Character Episodes." Like the "Data Episodes" where the silly humans are doing something that puzzles data and he endeavors to understand, or the "Barclay Episodes."

      That's not to say that DS9 is better, I happen to like NG better overall, simply because the best of the "X-Character episodes" are just soo good.

      But needless to say, Berman has shown himself unworthy of the reigns and should, in turn, be shown the door.

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    2. Re:Wrong department. by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just think it's unfortunate that it turned out so bad. I like Scott Bakula and was thrilled that he was going to be the next Trek Captain. They squandered a potentially great character and actor on a poor iteration of a tired series. How you could have a show with someone that made Quantum Leap such a success for so long and turn it into absolute crap is beyond me. It's like being given the Dream Team and losing out to a sixth-grade play-ground team.

      I only watched two episodes of the most recent series. I couldn't get past the stupid intro music. And the infatuation with the hot vulcan chick was juvinile and uninteresting.

      I wasn't that interested in DS9, but from the few episodes I watched, it seemed far superior to Enterprise and Voyager. Voyager has to be the worst. Possibly even worse than the original Star Trek.

      Then again, I'm just not a big fan of Star Trek. Or Star Wars. I like my sci-fi a little more X-Files, Farscape, Millenium, Red-Dwarf, Dr. Who, Blake's Seven, Outer Limits, Twilight Zone-ish... When it comes to television, at least.

      Not to be a prick, but Star Trek always seemed like "sci fi" for the ditch digger, relaxing in his recliner and sweaty wife-beater, tossing back a beer. Sort of like checkers, instead of chess. TNG was unique, because the characters were typically very interesting and you cared about them. What other Trek characters since the Original are so widely known, besides TNG? That's also why Babylon 5 was so great. Aside from the wonderful story of self-sacrifice, hope and destiny - the characters were compelling.

    3. Re:Wrong department. by R.Caley · · Score: 3, Interesting
      How you could have a show with someone that made Quantum Leap such a success for so long and turn it into absolute crap is beyond me.

      Well, lets' see... Could the fact that QL was a formulaic remake of Highway to Heaven with smaller hair and some special effects be relevent here?

      People involved in one crap series are often a good indicator that another will be crap IME.

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    4. Re:Wrong department. by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      if you wanted to flame, you should have said:

      Seriously. Outside of Deep Space Nine, all Star Treks (including the original) are pretty lame, uninteresting, boring.

      I kind if never understood why all star trecks must be epizodic space soap operas to make fans happy. While DS9 offers interesting plot, characters and vilains. Great settings, nice story arc, quality writing ... etc etc etc ...

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    5. Re:Wrong department. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because it was Scott Bakula who turned me off to the series right from the beginning. Face it, Quantum Leap was a really lame series and he will be associated with it forever.

      The only worse choices for captain would have been Lee Majors or David Hasselhoff.

      But I do agree with your last two paragraphs.

    6. Re:Wrong department. by unapersson · · Score: 1

      You have to be kidding, Highway to Heaven was sappy, putrid, barely watchable rose-tinted nonsense. The two don't even compare. True, the odd episode of Quantam Leap had me reaching for the sick bag/remote control, but it was a rare occurance was leaps and bounds beyond H2H.

      Reminds of when Patrick Stewart said that when he first saw Red Dwarf he thought it was a rip off of Star Trek.

      Most TV Sci-Fi is derivative of literature done years ago, and doesn't even come close to covering the scope of literary SF.

    7. Re:Wrong department. by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Highway to Heaven was sappy, putrid, barely watchable rose-tinted nonsense.

      Sounds like a perfect description of QL to me. Except I don't think it reached even barely watchable.

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    8. Re:Wrong department. by DigitalWallaby · · Score: 1
      Hey, that's a great idea!

      A ST series that stars David Hasselhoff. Let's see... it could have him travelling space in a single person spaceship, that is controlled by a sassy, somewhat sarcastic AI. He could be helping all sorts of folks, saving Klingon ranchers from evil Ferengi corportations bent on cutting off their water rights. Each episode, he could boost to warp 10 and jump a black hole.

      Sounds like a winner to me.

    9. Re:Wrong department. by mwood · · Score: 1

      Dunno anything about Highway to Heaven, but the gimmick always makes me think it's a remake of The Time Tunnel.

    10. Re:Wrong department. by mink · · Score: 1

      Dude Lee Majors rocks!

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  4. It's Berman's fault by sugapablo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's Berman's fault the series on TV is as stale as it is. Proof is that some of the ST novels are tremendously well-written, proving their are plenty of new, fresh, and quality stories left to tell in the final frontier.

    Of the best, are the DS9 relaunch, which continues the story of Deep Space Nine directly after the TV series ends, and Peter David's remarkable New Frontier series with it's Xenexian captain Mackenzie Calhoun. This series has proved, IMHO, to be one of the best out of all the Trek series.

    1. Re:It's Berman's fault by blowdart · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Kaptain we're being zucked into a black Berman hole"

      "Fire the JMS ego ray ensign, they should cancel each other out"

      "A hot space babe has just appeared, the ratings levels are going up rapidly, most logical captain"

      Whoever does it around 50% of the fans are going to complain.

    2. Re:It's Berman's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well gee, Peter David is like a super genius when it comes to telling a story and building interesting characters and worlds. It's little wonder he's been able to create fresh material where others have stifled. He's been reinventing stuff for a long time, but strangely he seems to have only a small following. He's easily as good as Asimov or Niven or Bear, but just doesn't have as vocal a crowd behind him.

    3. Re:It's Berman's fault by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      Yes, the writing for Enterprise is less than stellar but Berman isn't the only guy writing it. The acting is mediocre at best, and you'll never get the average Joe to buy Scott Bakula as captain of anything because he has ZERO leadership qualities and he certainly can't fake it. There are so many things that have come together to make Enterprise suck.

      Berman did TNG, so I'm not convinced it's his fault. TNG rules. That said, I wouldn't be opposed to the creator of Babylon 5 writing a new Star Trek show. Straczynski is brilliant.

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    4. Re:It's Berman's fault by mink · · Score: 1

      "Mackenzie Calhoun"

      For some reason all I can hear is Mike and the bots saying "Calhoun!" in that angry police sargent style voice.

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  5. Forget Trek by imag0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about bringing back a show that was interesting and original, like Firefly?

    That would be worth the money. Not watching YATS (Yet Another Trek Show).

    1. Re:Forget Trek by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Except that it was neither. It was kitschy space opera by a hack who was most famous for a series adapation of a movie spit out by a hollywood script machine. I *WILL* get modded both flamebait and troll for this, but it needs to be said.

      Whedon doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in an article about JMS. I would compare the two to maybe Andy Warhol and Davinci, except that Warhol was still an artist, and still had talent.

      I watched 4 episodes of Firefly, trying to give it a fair chance (TNG sucked longer than that, and Babylon 5, while not sucking, took that long to make sense of even a little of it). Are there even any aliens in the show? I don't want it "chock full of nuts" aliens like Voyager was at its worst, but given 5 years and whatever budget Whedon wants, would there still be any? Would they be like the lounge singer in Angel? Would he explore even one new idea (scientific, social,doesn't matter to me), or would he rely on lameass "let's shoot the episode starting with the end, and our hero being shot and then work our way backwards" directors tricks?

      Firefly sucked. That you guys who liked it can be forgiven, in a desert you drink whatever water you can find, even if it's brownish with all sorts of little things swimming in it. Hell, you might even tell yourself it's from a mountain stream, cold, clean, and pure. But that was years ago, both literally and metaphorically, and in any event we are metaphorically sitting at that mountain stream now (it is a story about JMS, after all).

      It's literally painful to talk to people like yourself. Once, at work, we got on the subject of actors and actresses, and who we thought were the best. No one under 30 was able to name somone other than the likes of "Jennifer Lopez".

    2. Re:Forget Trek by MrPoopyPants · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the movie will lead to the continuation of the TV series.

    3. Re:Forget Trek by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      And how many people watched Firefly? I think his point is that Trek has a built-in audience, but it should be done right. It should *not* be YATS, it should be interesting and original SciFi, but set in the Trek universe.

      For one thing, get rid of the damned Sitcom Law of Preservation where every episode ends where it began. Kill a few non-red shirts for once.

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    4. Re:Forget Trek by ajs · · Score: 1

      You need to improve Trek regardless of the fact that in a sane world, we'd go off and do something else now, because they're never going to let it die. The merchandising alone makes a new series (even if it flops) worth putting on the air. So the question is: do you make crap or something good?

    5. Re:Forget Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Space: Above and Beyond.

      Please no snore-fest like Babylon 5. Ugh.

    6. Re:Forget Trek by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Are there even any aliens in the show? I don't want it "chock full of nuts" aliens like Voyager was at its worst, but given 5 years and whatever budget Whedon wants, would there still be any?

      What ever does this have to do with the question of Firefly's merits or lack thereof?

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    7. Re:Forget Trek by codeguy007 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that would void a contract they signed with fox saying they would never produce another FireFly TV series.

    8. Re:Forget Trek by Chi+Hsuan+Men · · Score: 1

      >Except that it was neither. It was kitschy space opera by a hack who was most famous for a series adapation of a movie spit out by a hollywood script machine.

      Wait, so Whedon's a hack because he creates a extremely successful series based upon a Movie that was the pinnacle of manufactured Hollywood crap?

      Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

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    9. Re:Forget Trek by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

      Except for the contract they signed with Universal saying "three movies before doing another TV series."

      That's what the holdup is, not a contract with Fox.

    10. Re:Forget Trek by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Wait, so Britney Spear's a hack because she creates extremely successful music based upon medicore songs that are the pinnacle of manufactured music industry crap?

      Why yes. You see, success isn't a measure of quality. Email me for further insights, such as how water is wet and objects fall when dropped from altitude.

    11. Re:Forget Trek by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0

      Well, gee. I have this great idea for a western tv series, only instead of indians and cowboys, let's have a band of 20 something brats who are into bad jokes and puns. And they're fighting the forces of evil. Yeh.

      If it's not scifi, fine, say so. Then do us a favor fanboy, and keep it out of discussions about that genre.

    12. Re:Forget Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ST:TOS was just a western in space itself. Roddenberry's conceptin of it was "Wagon Train in space".

    13. Re:Forget Trek by timster · · Score: 1

      It has to have aliens to be scifi? You haven't read a lot of Asimov, have you? Maybe some Heinlein? You're going on about stupid kids and your idea of classic science fiction is Star Trek?

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    14. Re:Forget Trek by laresek · · Score: 1

      Firefly sucked because Fox: 1) Wanted a new pilot, because the 2 hour pilot that Whedon filmed didn't have enough action. It introduced the characters and gave you all the backstory you needed. 2) When the episodes were actually shown, they were shown in the wrong order, so you couldn't even follow what was going on, since there WAS a bigger story arc involved. So Firefly sucked not because it was a bad show, it was because Fox screwed around with it.

    15. Re:Forget Trek by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      If it's not scifi, fine, say so.

      Again, this has absolutely nothing to do with your point (whatever point you were trying to make) about the absence of aliens.

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    16. Re:Forget Trek by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I had a really nice chart, that shows firefly using not one iota of standard scifi plot material. The junk character filter ate it.

      All of the following are optional in scifi, but you generally need at least one or another of them.

      Aliens*: Nope.
      Strange physics** phenomena: Nope.
      AI and/or robots: Nope.
      Travel to other star systems: Nope.
      Scientists: Nope.
      Exploration of space, and or science: Nope.
      Novel philosophical concepts: Nope.

      *This is but a pale imitation of the chart I wrote up, thanks Taco.
      ** Note: physics, not psychic. And when scifi does have psychic phenomena, it's more along the lines of telepaths than newage astrologer bullshit.

      Firefly isn't scifi, it doesn't belong in this thread. It doesn't count, even compared to the rather lame likes of shows like Enterprise. Seven Days is more scifi-ish than Firefly. Roger Corman's Space Truckers is more scifi than this turd of a TV show.

  6. Go for it by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cue all the "Let it die already!" and "Trek needs a rest" comments...

    These people have nothing to lose by pitching another series to Paramount. Enterprise is dead, and I'm sure Paramount would eagerly pick up anything with the slightest chance of turning a profit.

    Since the article mentions they're taking their idea "to the public" I think they'd get a better reaction by releasing a preview of some type. Kind of hard for an audience to approve and support a project without knowing what it is! (Because we all know counting on the Trek name alone doesn't always work)

    1. Re:Go for it by Babbster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Since the article mentions they're taking their idea "to the public" I think they'd get a better reaction by releasing a preview of some type. Kind of hard for an audience to approve and support a project without knowing what it is! (Because we all know counting on the Trek name alone doesn't always work)

      Indeed. I suppose JMS and company are counting on the geek legions to just support any idea he has, even sight unseen. This was certainly the case when Rick Berman was given all-but-complete control over Star Trek - TNG was good, so why not let him do whatever he wants? That certainly turned out well.

      If I were to support anyone along these lines, I'd support Manny Coto. Enterprise really IS better than it was previously, which is pretty impressive considering how weak the show was before (and Odyssey 5 was pretty good, too).

      It's a pretty crowded bandwagon that I'm yelling from here, but the key is to drop Berman like a hot potato. Then, if Paramount feels that they have to get Star Trek back on screen (big or small), they should throw the doors open and take pitches from all kinds of people - JMS, Coto...anyone who wants to take the time and make the effort to construct something that will hopefully revitalize the A/V portion of the franchise (some of the books are actually pretty darned good - I've liked the DS9 followups, for example).

    2. Re:Go for it by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Paramount is seriously NOT interested in spending the kind of money that in the past was used for Trek series, they have even stated as such--they wanted to cut costs.

      Having a writer like JMS could actually make this work. He's demonstrated he can make a good story that doesn't rely on special effects and huge sets, just good character writing.

  7. JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    More Wil Wheaton!

    1. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      +2, Insightful . . . Who knew Wil read Slashdot this early in the morning? :D

    2. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And more Walter Koenig :)

      One of Trek's nicest guys played the B5 villain that everyone loved to hate! But I loved how JMS actually gave him a bit of a human side when you understood what made him the way he was...

      Even villain need motives and factors that drive them - very few people are just inherently nasty for the sake of being mean :P

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    3. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That actually isn't a bad idea.

      People either loved Wesley or hated him. But considering the success of TNG, it would be interesting to see a series that is based around a grown-up Wesley (with the original Wil Wheaton, of course - no cheap replacements!).

      The possibilities of that character are limitless. Did he become a doctor like his mom? Did he become a star fleet captain? Is he still working his way up through the ranks? Is he a second in command? Does he run a space station? Does he operate a fledgling colony on a planet at the farthest outreach of known space?

      Why keep recreating the tired old "one robot-like character" (Vulcan, Robot, Shape-Shifter, etc), one strong woman, one of every earth-race, blah blah blah. And enough captain-centric shows. Is there no other interesting position or career in the Federation beside StarFleet captain?!

      You could even give it a fairly dark, gritty edge that hasn't really been done in the Trek universe so far. Maybe, rather than having a nice big safe ship, lots of weapons and a replicator that provides you with everything you'd ever need - have him lead a bunch of stranged people on a hard-to-survive-on cast-away edge-of-the-universe planet. Pioneers of sorts. Only small bits of technology in their posession. Only a limited replicator. People actually have to work for their survival and posessions and meals. People have to band together to survive. No more "red shirt - you go check that it's save before we head out".

    4. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      That would be cool. I'm not a Trek Fan (except for TNG) and I never watched B5 until just last month (the entire series in one week). But Bester was an excellent character, played to perfection by Koenig.

      Of course, Koenig is also about 70 now. He's young-looking, but with the rest of the original Trek players dying off in the last decade, he may not be around long.

      Of course, another option would be to have a "TNG: Children"... Sort of like how they had a Scooby Doo series, based on child-versions of the original Scooby Doo characters. *snicker*

    5. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

      Ummm. Wesley became a god and took off with the travellor - he briefly showed up at Rikers wedding, but didn't make the wedding video (likely off freezing time and messing with peoples stuff).
      Anyways it might be fun, but I doubt he became a doctor - and star fleet kicked him out, so I doubt he's rising through the ranks.

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    6. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except didn't they write Wesley out by having him become some sort of other-universe uber-creature?

    7. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by pklong · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cut to overhead closup Khan style shot:

      Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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    8. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap that's right. I forgot about that. I haven't watched TNG since it originally aired when I was like 12.

      Hey that could be interesting too though!

    9. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Nah. Wesley became a godlike creature. And I doubt that'd be too interesting.

      Wesley didn't have Q's endearing personality, ya know?

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    10. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Well, if he's got godlike, unlimited powers, he could just turn himself back into good 'ol annoying Wesley. Or roll back time a couple of years.

      Or that whole sequence could turn out to have been just a dream. Or it happened in an alternate universe. Or... well, you get the point. Trek can *always* find a way around these little plot holes.

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    11. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by DikSeaCup · · Score: 1
      Ack - Harry Potter strikes.

      I read "Wesley" as "Weasley" - and it took a few moments for me to figure out why that was so wrong.

      A few moments after I realized why it was so wrong, I realized it wasn't *that* wrong.

    12. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by blowdart · · Score: 1
      Of course, another option would be to have a "TNG: Children"... Sort of like how they had a Scooby Doo series, based on child-versions of the original Scooby Doo characters

      So what you're saying is you have a fetish about Wil Wheaton in diapers?

    13. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
      More Wil Wheaton!

      I second that. Bring back Wesley. Especially in light of JMS's policy, which is, in paraphrase-ese: "No cute kids or robots. Ever. Unless they die."

      Yup.

    14. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by rkhalloran · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, given the successful series from J J Abrams on Wednesday nights, the critics would immediately dub it...

      (drum roll...)

      " 'Lost' in Space ".....

      Hmmm, wonder if Bill Mumy's available...

    15. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I never watched B5 until just last month (the entire series in one week).

      Hmm. 110 episodes in one week, about 83 hours.

    16. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see they have a French translation...what about Klingon?!?

    17. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      Quite doable, as 12 hours a day. And if he may be counting the weekends on both sides he might only ned 8 hours per day.

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    18. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      ok, I'll join in...

      uh... More DeForest Kelly!

    19. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by smchris · · Score: 1


      Read the series of "Bester books". They killed. The additional depth really linked to Koenig's excellent performances. I think of Koenig as Bester now -- which might make it a transition to see him back in the Trek universe.

      But the life of Bester would be a cool 1/2 - 1 season mini-series. :)

    20. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      There are 168 hours in a week. 110*44min == 80 hours.

    21. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by codeguy007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, Koenig is also about 70 now. He's young-looking, but with the rest of the original Trek players dying off in the last decade, he may not be around long

      First of all he's only 68. Second the only regular from the Original series to die has been DeForest Kelly who was 84. James Doohan is sick, yes but he's also turning 85 years old this year.

    22. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      In cruel moments I think of as Oro from Starlost. :)

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    23. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      my eyes would burn, my ass would go numb, and i would contemplate suicide if not for my legs couldn't move to get me to the kitchen to grab the knife. and at that point i don't think my brain could process any higher order functions

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    24. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

      He could also be found on a desert planet, lying naked on the floor, and suffering from amnesia, because he broke some rules of not interfering...wait, I've seen that before...

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    25. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by clem · · Score: 1

      Don't make me have to remember Moontrap.

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    26. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acting-Ensign SuperWesley, huh? I'd be all over brining him back if he was the one who was constantly getting shot, stabbed, beaten, and infected with intergalactic venerial diseases :)

    27. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we could work in dancer Dax's affair with Med Student McCoy?

    28. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      my eyes would burn, my ass would go numb, and i would contemplate suicide if not for my legs couldn't move to get me to the kitchen to grab the knife. and at that point i don't think my brain could process any higher order functions

      So, then you'd watch Buffy, right?

    29. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      gahhhhh!!!!

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    30. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be my reaction as well. followed by an attempt to remove my eyes with the remote.

    31. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Dan+D. · · Score: 1
      Even villain need motives and factors that drive them - very few people are just inherently nasty for the sake of being mean :P

      You don't play games online, do you? :)

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    32. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, wonder if Bill Mumy's available...

      After his role in B5, it would probably be a step down for him.

    33. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      talk about beating a dead horse...

  8. Track Record? by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given JMS's sucess in creating followups to B5, I think I'd be happier to hear he was working on something new.

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    1. Re:Track Record? by Belisarivs · · Score: 1

      Legend of the Rangers seemed like recycling, but Crusade was quite good. It just never got network support. With the Star Trek universe, Paramount has shown the willingness to put crap on the air and see if it takes for several years, so I don't think that'll be a problem.

    2. Re:Track Record? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Crusade was quite good. It just never got network support.

      To be fir, what we saw was the result of such a complete political dogfight that it's hard to judge what it would have been. However, I never saw anything in it worth my time watching, and I gave it quite a try, being a B5 fan. Not one episode sticks in my mind, and not one character. I vaguely remember Edward Woodward as a guest star struggling like the professional he is with a leaden sub-Trek save-the-peasents-from-the-evil-corporation story line.

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    3. Re:Track Record? by cattail.nu · · Score: 1

      JMS needs to finish Jeremiah. Do we want an unfinished Star Trek?

    4. Re:Track Record? by jregel · · Score: 3, Informative

      The potential for Crusade was never realised. Consider the first 15 episodes of B5 and remember how the focus was Jeffery Sinclair's missing 24 hours and the reason the Minbari surrendered during the Battle of the Line? How much of that was really relevant to the subsequent years with the Shadow war?

      Crusade was about the Shadow virus that would wipe out Earth in five years. By the end of the episodes made, the structure of the virus (nano-tech) was understood. I've read that the virus would be cured fairly early in the series.

      There were also glimpses of what was to come - the Apolcalypse box - whatever that was, was a mystery waiting to be solved, and there was the revelation that Galen (the Technomage) has some sort of implants. The unfilmed episodes pushed the series up a gear with the revelation that the Technomages were being hunted by Earthforce for their tech.

      The opening dialogue to each episode contained some stuff that was familiar, but other lines that would have probably been explored throughout the series:

      Who are you? (Vorlon)
      What do you want? (Shadow)
      Where are you going? (Lorien?)
      Who do you serve and who do you trust?

      The last one being probably the most important. Crusade was much more than we ever saw and to see it killed before being aired is very sad. I, like many B5 fans, would love to see it return and hope that TMOS (The Memory Of Shadows) will be the catalyst for this.

    5. Re:Track Record? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Consider the first 15 episodes of B5 and remember how the focus was Jeffery Sinclair's missing 24 hours and the reason the Minbari surrendered during the Battle of the Line? How much of that was really relevant to the subsequent years with the Shadow war?

      Rather less than perhaps would have been if they hadn't lost Michael O'Hare. They had to try and give Sheridan's background with the Minbari some depth with the Black Star incident, but it could never have the same edge.

      But the thing to notice is that the first series of B5 had plots we remember and characters which on first introduction were wonderful. By a few programmes in I wanted to see the 5 years. By a few programmes into Crusade I could happily have never seen another.

      The evil network executives sometimes kill a series because they are evil, but sometimes because it is clearly in dying in pain and deserves a humane death, and I think Crusade, like Enterprise, is in the latter category.

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    6. Re:Track Record? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget JMS is also responsible for Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. He must repent for his past sins!

  9. sad news by phreakv6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is the Feb 2nd trektoday article about the cancellation.
    Enterprise fan ?.. join here to support.

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  10. Recanted by mondoterrifico · · Score: 5, Informative

    He has already recanted this offer. http://www.jmsnews.com/msg.aspx?id=1-17287/

    1. Re:Recanted by cnettel · · Score: 5, Informative
    2. Re:Recanted by mondoterrifico · · Score: 1

      OK, I suck with the linkage. You can read about it here.
      http://scifistorm.org/

    3. Re:Recanted by mondoterrifico · · Score: 1

      Ahh. Thanks. Early morning. No coffee.

    4. Re:Recanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "no slash..."

      Sounds like that could be the last words of the poor server as the /. hordes descend.

    5. Re:Recanted by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think it's still worth pushing. Here are the reasons:
      1. JMS could pick someone he trusts -- and yes, I think there are a few -- to execute his plan for him the way Abrams has done with Lost
      2. Paramount may have decided to let the series lay fallow for a year or two today, but I doubt that that would hold in the face of a successful media blitz in favor of JMS's show
      3. Like I said before, it's not likely that even if the effort is successful in stirring up Paramount that they would ever select JMS's treatment. Instead you want to push them to re-evaluate the creative team and Berman in particular
      4. If they're holding off for 1-2 years, now's a great time to start directing their attention at the fans... Paramount can be a bit... "slow".
    6. Re:Recanted by Erbo · · Score: 1
      Damn! I spotted the Slashdot headline and my jaw dropped as I thought, "Holy crap! My prayers have been answered!" Ah well, should have known it was too good to be true...for now, anyway.

      But still, my Action Item Number One for Star Trek is "Fire Rick Berman and Brannon Braga immediately, and make sure they never have anything to do with Star Trek again." Paramount could still do that without involving JMS...but then again, I think a year or two off first is probably for the best, too.

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    7. Re:Recanted by nmx · · Score: 1

      But still, my Action Item Number One for Star Trek is "Fire Rick Berman and Brannon Braga immediately, and make sure they never have anything to do with Star Trek again."

      I do wonder why Berman and Braga are still around. The fans hate them... but then, the fans have hated Enterprise for the last three years, and Paramount didn't listen then either. It's too bad, because with Coto running the show it has gotten much more interesting. I'm not saying it's great, but I've actually looked forward to new episodes this season.

      Why haven't B&B been fired? It's certainly not because of the stellar (har har) ratings they've brought in.

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  11. Actually he retracted the request for now.... by MauMan · · Score: 5, Informative
    Actually he retracted the request for now....

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent
    it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things
    happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV
    world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no
    matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks
    putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I
    don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV
    series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can
    happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the
    deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes
    us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the
    middle of the night.

    As you were.

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  12. oh no he isn't - not for now anyway.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then he replied to himself saying the powers that be will be letting it lie for a couple of years and he's going to do something else. Geez, talk about jumping the gun people. Move along, nothing to see here.

  13. They lost it after DS9... by bani · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..Voyager, and then Enterprise proved that the producers have completely lost their marbles, and totally lost touch with the core audience.

    As soon as I heard the Enterprise opening theme, I knew it was dead.

    I think trek needs to die, and stay dead for another 15 years or so. Only then will it be ready for another revival.

    Such wasted effort on tripe like Enterprise, when stuff like Firefly is far more deserving.

    1. Re:They lost it after DS9... by aoty · · Score: 1

      Why is this moderated as "funny?" It's 100% true. I've echoed the same sentiments many times, and I wasn't trying to be funny when I said it.

    2. Re:They lost it after DS9... by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      It's close, they lost it shortly after the debut of DS9.

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    3. Re:They lost it after DS9... by aurum42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense - DS9 had a slow start, but the later seasons had some of the most intelligent SF ever seen on television, exploring fairly complex ethical and social issues.

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    4. Re:They lost it after DS9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonsense nonsense, DS9 was horrible.

      the last couple of seasons being the worst.

      original - good, solid

      sttng - slow start, decent later

      ds9 - "days of our lives in space", metaphysical bullshit, a few individual episodes were good...overall crap.

      voyager - mostly poor rehash, 7of9 was a little eye candy. overall...crap.

      enterprise - was doomed from the very first playing of the theme song.

      lastly my aunt swears that the soap operas she watches are all quality shows.

      i'll bet she gives the same reasons parent does.

    5. Re:They lost it after DS9... by bigpat · · Score: 1

      "As soon as I heard the Enterprise opening theme, I knew it was dead."

      I'd say the theme song killed the show for a lot of people. I had friends over for the series premiere and I don't know how anyone could enjoy the show after such a sing songy melancholy beginning. They should have changed it as soon as possible.

      I stopped watching midway through the first season, have they still not changed it?

    6. Re:They lost it after DS9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You appear to be a microcephalic invertebrate with the attention span of a parrot with Alzheimer's. Please, go back to watching G.I. Joe, and idiotic TOS episodes where they find the wild west or nazis in space (sure there were a few good episodes, but you must be old enough to have been on LSD at the time you watched them if you think it was "good, solid" - it varied wildly in quality). You're a fucking idiot if you think characterization = soap opera.

    7. Re:They lost it after DS9... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I liked the opening of Enterprise. I thought it was inspirational. The rest of the series was crap, but the opening credits I appreciated.

      We HAVE come a long way, you know. ;)

    8. Re:They lost it after DS9... by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      they did change it.

      it's a much more detestable rock version of the same song now. (as of the 3rd season, IIRC.)

      of course, since i don't watch the show on TV (no satellite and no cable and no local UPN syndicates), i can just fast forward my HDTV rips past the opening and somewhat be able to enjoy the 3rd and 4th season storylines.

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    9. Re:They lost it after DS9... by hcduvall · · Score: 1

      ...and totally lost touch with the core audience.

      Well, they don't want just the core audience. That audience will show up regardless, at least to have something to complain about. They want to capture as much of the popularity of TNG as possible.

      I dunno, TV is a different animal, but judging by the way JMS has handled the reins of the comics he writes (Amazing Spider-Man, etc.), Paramount wouldn't exactly be getting the kind of direction it needs to say, get it popular enough to justify movies again.

      That said, I don't think he'd do a bad job. He'd stop the bleeding, satisfy all hardcore fans, maybe lose a few people by injecting some form of mythic good/evil, but basically stabilize the franchise- not grow it. And who knows, a good marketing campaign him and it wouldn't matter, and he'd get that general audience anyway and I'll eat my words.

      For the most part though, if you feel compelled enough to comment on this topic, you aren't who Paramount is looking at. If you've watched every series enough to have an informed opinion on them, you'll probably try anything they put out.

    10. Re:They lost it after DS9... by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on Enterprise's theme, it's god awful. When I tuned in to watch the first episode and that came on, I knew that this wasn't the Trek the I have grown up enjoying and loved.
      Now Firefly's theme might get some geers, but it does kinda grow on you, and it fits the 'verse that it was creating. Unlike any of the Enterprise series -theme included, which does not fit anywhere in my view of the Star Trek's timeline or universe.

      Personally I didn't mind Voyager, it certainly wasn't the greatest, but it had a few good elements and I felt that premise was a logical "next step" for Trek to go.
      It is sad that dribble like Enterprise stays on, while Firefly and Farscape get canned. Here's hoping that Battlestar Galactica continues at the level that it has, so far it has been some of the best TV that I have seen in along time. I've even gotten my wife to watch it, which is quite a test since she use to call Farscape my 'Muppets in Space' show.

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    11. Re:They lost it after DS9... by afabbro · · Score: 1
      Opening-credits-wise, I think Voyager tops them all. Better music, great CGI, and very beautiful.

      I'll install TOS in first place for credits, just for sheer cultural icon-ism, but Voyager is otherwise tops.

      TNG's were the worst, in my opinion...highly derivative of the original, not much originality, and silly music.

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    12. Re:They lost it after DS9... by afabbro · · Score: 1
      Believe it or not, there are those of us who didn't like TNG...TOS rewarmed without much creative input at the series-design level. Let's see, another 5 year mission, a bridge man who doesn't understand emotion, titles and music ripped off from earlier efforts...sure, some good stories, flashes of greatness (and flashes of dreck), but overall, not Trek's finest.

      I warmed up a little with DS9...mostly because the writing and acting was better. But it was Voyager that really got me back into Trek. All the components of that show really worked for me. I liked the premise, I liked the way it unfolded, and I especially liked that many of the earlier themes in Trek - borg, holodecks, the prime directive, etc. - were finally explored in depth and without the simple black & white world view that plagued TNG.

      Enterprise doesn't really do much for me...I may give it another chance once the first boxed set hits the shelves.

      So...as someone who remembers watching James T. Kirk on TV as a child...I can say that that it wasn't Voyager that lost touch...in fact, it brought me back. I'm not the only person I've met who feels this way.

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    13. Re:They lost it after DS9... by WesternActor · · Score: 1
      I've never bought into this argument, either. "Some of the most intelligent SF ever seen on television"? I'm sorry, but like what? Like "Trials and Tribble-ations" in the 4th season? Like all the episodes with the holographic lounge singer? Like the baseball episode in the last season, "Take Me Out to the Holodeck," or whatever it was called? Like the one in which the Wormhole Aliens vaporize 2800 Dominion ships... just because?

      Nothing I saw in DS9 remotely qualifies it as "some of the most intelligent SF ever seen on television." Especially given the fine work done concurrently on Babylon 5 and, earlier, on Star Trek: The Next Generation. I've read other posts in this thread by people who disapproved of TNG rehashing themes and concepts from the original series, but that's part of what made it work for me. TNG might have been formulaic at times, but it almost never wavered.

      DS9 went back and forth between trying to satisfy hardcore Trek fans and trying to branch out with new ideas, but it was never, ever able to reconcile these two concepts. So you got the typical Star Trek filler crap (the episodes mentioned above, which are just the beginning of what I could name) mixed with faux-Babylon 5 attempts at continuity that don't really hold together. The storylines are loosely connected thematic threads that can be pulled whichever way as desired by the writers--there's no core, no singular theme around which the show revolved.

      Let me take that back: There was in the first season of the show, but it was mostly abandoned when the writers came to the conclusion (incorrect, in my opinion) that what they were doing wasn't exciting enough and needed to superimpose a galaxy-level conflict on what was happening. That led to all sorts of ridiculuous things like the Defiant and Worf and the Pagh Wraiths and all that... Too many things that didn't really connect because, again, there was no core beyond "whatever will keep people watching." I understand that the business part of "show business" isn't really avoidable, but to neglect common sense and previously established character and plot points whenever they become inconvenient is simply not the hallmark of well-written drama. Watching the finale, with the ridiculous conclusion of Sisko's "story" and Odo's "relationship" with the female shapeshifter and the Dominion-friendly alien who turns out to be a clone after he's killed so he can keep coming back as many times as necessary... It all just pointed up the arbitrary nature of everything that happened.

      But while I don't think any of this could ever have been great, I don't think it would have been so bad had we not gotten the pretentious drivel from them about how they were doing a six-episode arc here (except for this one irrelevant Klingon honor episode in the middle) or another ten-episode arc there (which is immediately followed by a holosuite episode), and so on. Voyager lacked these pretensions, and, yes, a lot of it was garbage, but they never tried to pretend it was anything else. So, when they threw an amazing episode at you--like "Year of Hell," or "The Chase" or "The Game" or whatever it was when they were trapped in a WWII scenario or something, you just kind of had to boggle because it was so unexpected. But the DS9 people were trying very, very hard. And it looked, from the beginning, like they were trying very, very hard. And I don't ever want to see the wheels turning.

      That's one of the things I so loved about Babylon 5--while far from perfect, it always felt effortless, like things really were unfolding, and not being manipulated into getting this to work with that, and this idea to fit with that concept no matter what. (Well, with an exception or two, but far fewer than with DS9.) But with DS9, I just never bought any of it. It was never convincing. It was written, it was scripted, and, worst, it was false. To me, false drama d

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    14. Re:They lost it after DS9... by aurum42 · · Score: 1
      My first observation is that you seem to have something of a personal grudge against the series - was this because of the supposed resemblance between DS9 and B5? You name a few bad apples, certainly, but if you can't name the numerous good ones that outweigh the bad Ferenghi-style stuff, you're being far from objective. My second observation is that if you don't realize Trials and Tribble-ations was a farce, you must take everything completely literally. Must be hard if you ever watch the Daily Show.

      Personally, I thought "Trials" was hilarious - heavily nostalgic, it was quite self-consciously poking fun at Trek tropes, and addressing various discrepancies between ToS and the later Treks in a tongue-in-cheek fashion ("and women wore..less", "We do not speak of it (the old-style Klingon look))." It was a joke, son. And I'm far from the only one who thinks so - take a look at this review, for instance.

      I liked B5 too - especially where it borrowed from Alfred Bester's "The Demolished Man", such as the episode where a mind-wiped criminal is hunted down and slain by the families of his victims ("passing through gethsemane", I believe). However, glancing at the Lurker's guide, I can spot a few lemons, and glaring inconsistencies as well. And generally, the B5 universe never felt coherent to me, in terms of geography (or galactography, if you will), technology and evolution. Where star trek substituted technobabble, most often nonsensically, but occasionally in a somewhat sensible fashion (I'm a scientist), B5 went completely in the other direction, in the Clarke-ian advanced-technology-as-magic direction. First ones, Shadows, Vorlons, there seemed to be no limit to what they could accomplish, and that alone created a few plot holes in the "why couldn't they have done this at that point" sense. Plus, it's supposed to be science fiction, and besides the medical stuff, there just wasn't a lot of scientific extrapolation. On the other hand, Trek is quite inconsistent with its use of technology to so...eh. But we're discussing DS9

      Let me address the straw man argument from your first paragraph. Have you seen "The Visitor", "Far Beyond the Stars", "In the Pale Moonlight", "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges" and many other episodes of similar quality? The first is a personal favorite, along with TNG's "The Inner Light". The acting and characterization were superb (I believe the episode won awards), and what's more, it was a uniquely science-fictional story, not something random turned into SF by subsituting ray guns for pistols. Moving stuff, and a great example of what SF can bring to television. "In the Pale Moonlight", part of the Dominion war arc, describes the exigencies of war, and the whole ends-versus-means question, and is applicable to any society. We fudged the WMD intelligence (or at least, there were several credible reports that the administration was exerting great pressure on the CIA to present favorable reports), presumably in view of a greater cause, and this episode addressed similar issues, and showed quite plausibly what even good people can do when faced with destruction. I could go on and on, but you can read the story summaries and watch the episodes for yourself. I just can't take you seriously when you have such a selective memory (or perhaps you caught 1 episode in 3) of the series.

      Oh sure, the disappearance of 2800 ships was literally a deus ex machina - but as the show was described, it was well within the technological capabilities of the aliens. The writers could've made it clearer what exactly this choice cost Sisko, but that went beyond the end of the series. It was on par with all the mystical "The First One" stuff after the Z'aha'Dum episode in B5, but I didn't mind. The holodeck episodes were filler, yes - but you seem to have forgotten that TNG had its fair share and more of those. What I saw of Voyager was complete dreck, but as I haven't seen it in its entirety, I'm not going to comment beyond saying t

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    15. Re:They lost it after DS9... by mink · · Score: 1

      Here in the "World of the future" for all you people so upset by a song, we have this magical technology called mute. You can safely never hear something you dont like and still enjoy the stuff after.
      It's not that hard folks, like banging the rocks together.

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  14. Hold your horsies by nathanlang · · Score: 0, Redundant

    JMS quickly followed up this with a retraction of his call for fans to contact paramount. He was told that Trek was now going on a hiatus for a year or so and NO new Trek would be considered for commission until then.

  15. Startrek Campaign ? by ehack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe JMS can sell one-year long mini-series or something ? Bab5 was overlong, although the idea of a multi-episode script was nicely exercised .

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    1. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by CharonX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I think that was what made Babylon 5 so attractive.
      Not the simple self contained "Plot in a Box" in each Episode, with only minor changes to the overall Environment.
      If you normally miss several Episodes it won't hurt, but the Babylon 5 Environment was alive, and with every Episode a steady change took place. Missing several Eps of Babylon 5 instantly gave you a WTF feeling when you watched again, since so many things had changed.

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    2. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How was B5 overlong? It was five seasons from day one. He had the very last scene of season five in his head before he even shot scene one of season one. It was as long as it was supposed to be; no more no less...

    3. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Missing an episode of Babylon is like missing episodes of 24.
      There was tension building and clues dropped all around the place, and both shows are entertaining operatic experiences :)

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    4. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Thanks to TNT it got to be 5 years. If they hadn't picked it up, it would have been just 4 years.

      And then TNT-Atlanta killed Crusade

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    5. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The end episode to the entire series was filmed during season 3. Thats how mapped out he had the storyline.

    6. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Actually it was filmed during season 4. He didn't think that it would be renewed for a 5th season so he filmed the last episode and tied up most of the loose ends in S4. When it was renewed he had to untie a lot of those ends and drag it out for a 5th season, with the final episode kinda tacked onto the end. B5 is my favorite series of all time, but Season 5 wasn't ever meant to be the way it was (and as such it's lacking sorely comapred to 1-4).

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    7. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sleeping In Light was mainly filmed at the end of Season 3, with some more extended scenes being filmed during Season 4. So we are both right.

    8. Re:Startrek Campaign ? by WesternActor · · Score: 1

      Do you have some proof of this? I have never, ever heard from anywhere that "Sleeping in Light" was filmed in the third season. I've always heard that it was filmed as the final episode of the fourth season, with the provision that additional material could be filmed during the fifth season if necessary, an option that jms elected not to exercise.

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  16. Wow by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a feeling that it would be something amazing if JMS was to "reboot" Trek...

    It's become increasingly obvious that the franchise has run out of steam in it's current incarnation. There's just nothing left that feels new or exciting... So I'd be happy to see this happen. That said, I think there's a number of obstacles, not the least of which is the fear of the star trek establishment to try something new for fear of "breaking something".

    Here's a newsflash folks. It's already broken, and staying with the status-quo is going to ensure that it remains broken. I suppose they could always take another 5 year hiatus and come back with another rehash, but they'll know it, and so will we.

    I quite enjoyed Voyager because they had more free reign in the series to try new things, and trying new things is what keeps the show fresh...

    N.

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    1. Re:Wow by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      And yet, the one episode that stands out for me, was the one where Voyager discovered the Ferengi who were stranded there years before. It was clever, tied into an episode that had aired years before, and gave you the impression that whoever wrote it was thinking on a more than episode by episode basis.

  17. Idea already been pulled by Dionysus · · Score: 5, Informative

    JMS already pulled the idea (Paramount decided to give Trek TV a rest).
    Check out the updated info at TrekWeb

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    1. Re:Idea already been pulled by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I'm really glad you posted that because:

      1. I have only seen a little B5 but I was impressed by show's comprehensive vision. Maybe I should have watched it more in that case. However from reading Mr. Straczynski's assessment of Star Trek through the years I'm appalled by his apparent ignorance of Deep Space Nine. There just hasn't been a better star trek series. It had its low points, but on its worst day it was still better than most of TNG.
      2. JMS has set this aside, so nothing to see here...
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  18. BROKEN LINK - CORRECTION by twoshortplanks · · Score: 3, Informative

    That link's broken. I thnk you meant this: http://www.jmsnews.com/msg.aspx?id=1-17287

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  19. let it rest for a while by neckdeepinspecialsau · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I liked Star Trek TNG, Voyager and loved Deep Space 9 but I really think they need to let it rest for a while. I could not get into enterprise it always felt like they were nudging me in the side saying "See we are in the past we can only go to warp level 5! See?!?" As much as I would like to see what JMS could come up with (big fan of Babylon) I am just as happy watching reruns of old Treks.

  20. Perhaps the only Hope for Star Trek by CharonX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Michael Straczynski is among the few people that, I think, could save Star Trek and bring it back to its former glory.
    Of course there are MANY people who could improve the current situation (for while I can image quite a few worse than Berman, yet most of them aren't in the TV biz) but Michael Straczynski is among the few that have the skill to revive a franchise that badly beaten.
    So let's see the good part - either Michael gets to do the new series, or Berman drives another series in the ground and then - finally - is fired - even the most ignorant bosses don't like dropping ratings, and the cancellation of Enterprise shows that something is fundamentally wrong with the ratings and that the bosses noticed.

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    1. Re:Perhaps the only Hope for Star Trek by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I hardly think that there's only one person in the entire world who could do something interesting with Star Trek.

      Probably, however, there is nobody who could do anything so long as Paramount owns Star Trek.

      Just think about the way Star Trek is talked about. The word that is used is "Franchise". Like McDonalds.

      What McDonalds offers its franchisees, aside from marketing might, is a formula for making money. This formula is large and very complex, embodied in a massive binder with entries in its index for everything down to the right temperature to set the oil to produce the standard "fries".

      From time to time, McDonalds will do things to improve the attractiveness of the franchise, for example adding "premium salads", or altering the additives in its "fries". Paramount does much the same thing. For example, doesn't it make your skin crawl when they talk about making the franchise more "edgy", to appeal
      to younger viewers? Now as an older viewer I probably should resent the implication that I don't like to see anything new. But don't younger viewers resent the implication that they can lured into a kind of robotic brand loyalty to the ST franchise by adding a magic ingredient to the franchise formula, like adding bacon to a fish sandwich? Especially when everybody else is doing it?

      The reason people used to love Star Trek is that it gave us a fantasy landscape for our imagination to roam in. Doing this is completely antithetical to the very idea of "franchise". As soon as Star Trek became a franchise, it inevitably had to decline.

      Personally, as I said elsehwere, I think there is no solution to the ST program, so long as it is private property. The real solution would be a return to a finite copyright term.

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    2. Re:Perhaps the only Hope for Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear God, what if they give him Gallactica or one of the Stargate series? NO NO NO NO NO NO no no no nononononononono

  21. Too late by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Once the execubots decision has been commited to tape and the write protect tab punched out no force known to man can save a series.

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    1. Re:Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What scares me is that letting it rest for a year or two might be corporate speak for the release date of the next movie Berman has threatened. As someone who doesn't spend his vacation in full Klingon make up and has had excellent access to world film, I've considered all the Trek movies on a range from family friendly fun fodder to fill the Sunday afternoon megaplex -- to laughable.

      Without the TV series, I might have given the movies a pass. So if they plan to release a movie in a couple years and see what the response is, Trek is dead, Jim.

  22. I can't bare to see Star Trek end! by lordmetroid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I continously hope for enterprise to be ended in it's seven season as a Star Trek series ought to be ended! I must admit though that some seasons were really lame, I liked enterprise at first. When they didn't have any equipment that worked and their was no experience in anything of what they did had political problems with klingons and vulcans as well as andorians, pretty much the starting seasons. later on as they got photonic torpedoes and other technologies to their usage so that the humans wouldn't seem so inferior, that was when the show started to go bad and it's anticlimax must in my opinion been the whole time wars shit. This season been quite good though with Vulcans having internal problems and dealing with Andorians and Romulans starting to look like something good again, and hence I would like to have the series continue. Hopefully a new Star Trek series will also be made, I seem to never be able to get enough of Star Trek. I would have nothing against a remake of the old series, but I think they need to cram in some more juice into it, better scenery and Klingons that actually look like they should do and not human!

    1. Re:I can't bare to see Star Trek end! by hhawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes too much time travel... everything else can be fun (and interesting if done well)...

      they should spend more time fighting evil viruses and other alien BIO and less time with "grand fights for the future of mankind..."

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  23. Dead or Alive? by obender · · Score: 1
    I just came across this thread over on usenet where J. Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5 and Jeremiah, talks about the cancellation of Enterprise.

    Only hours ago a Slashdot told me that Usenet is dying and now this?
    For my peace of mind I searched on Google for Netcraft confirms Enterprise is cancelled and it's ok, I got lots of hits.

  24. Mirror is case of slashdoting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm trying this via google to see if I can access the groups, since
    I've been offline since AOL stopped carrying newsgroups.

    I don't normally do this...in fact, I don't think I've ever done this
    in any group before, because I've always kind of waited to make sure it
    was worth doing, and that it would make a difference.

    I'm sending this to both the B5 folks reading this and any Trek fans
    looking on.

    Bryce Zabel (recently the head of the Television Academy and
    creator/executive producer of Dark Skies) and I share one thing in
    common. We are both long-time Trek fans, from the earliest days, who
    felt that the later iterations were not up to the standards set by the
    original series. (I'm exempting TNG because that one worked nicely,
    and was in many ways the truest to the original series because Gene was
    still around to shepherd its creation and execution.)

    Over time, Trek was treated like a porsche that's kept in the garage
    all the time, for fear of scratching the finish. The stories were, for
    the most part, safe, more about technology than what William Faulkner
    described as "the human heart in conflict with itself." Yes, there
    were always exceptions, but in general that trend became more and more
    apparent with the passage of years. Which was why so often I came down
    on the later stories, which I did openly, because I didn't feel they
    lined up with what Trek was created to be. I don't apologize for it,
    because that was what I felt as a fan of Trek. That's why I had Majel
    appear on B5, to send a message: that I believe in what Gene created.

    Because left to its own devices, allowed to go as far as it could,
    telling the same kind of challenging stories Trek was always known for,
    it could blow the doors off science fiction television. Think of it
    for a moment, a series with a forty year solid name, guaranteed
    markets...can you think of a better time when you take chances and can
    tell daring, imaginative, challenging stories? Why play it safe?

    When Enterprise went down, those involved shrugged and wrote it off to
    "franchise fatigue," their phrase, not mine.

    I don't believe that for a second. Neither does Bryce. There's a
    tremendous hunger for Trek out there. It just has to be Trek done
    *right*.

    Last year, Bryce and I sat down and, on our own, out of a sheer love of
    Trek as it was and should be, wrote a series bible/treatment for a
    return to the roots of Trek. To re-boot the Trek universe.
    Understand: writer/producers in TV just don't do that sort of thing on
    their own, everybody always insists on doing it for vast sums of money.
    We did it entirely on our own, setting aside other, paying deadlines
    out of our passion for the series. We set out a full five-year arc.

    But when it came time to bring it to Paramount, despite my track record
    and Bryce's enormous and skillful record as a writer/producer, the
    effort stalled out because of "political considerations," which was
    explained to us as not wishing to offend the powers that be.

    So on behalf of myself and Bryce, I'm taking the unusual step of going
    right to the source...right to you guys, fueled in part by a number of
    recent articles and polls, including one at www.scifi.com/scifiwire in
    which nearly 18,000 fans voted their preference for a new Trek series,
    and 48% of that figure called for a jms take on Trek. (The other
    choices polled at about 18% or thereabouts.)

    See, if somebody doesn't like a story, doesn't want to buy it, that's
    all well and good, that's terrific, that's the way it's supposed to be.
    But when "political considerations" are the basis...that just doesn't
    parse.

    So here's the deal, folks. If you want to see a new Trek series that's
    true to Gene's original creation, helmed by myself and Bryce, with
    challenging stories, contemporary themes, solid extrapolation, and the
    infusion of some of our best and brightest SF p

  25. I am getting sick of this.... by brunes69 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... tripe on Slashdot. People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc.

    For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG. Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons. Even before that, he played a very, very large part in TNG. So to say that "Berman is Death" of everything, than to praise TNG, borders on the edge of ridiculousness.

    For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

    Voyager, well..... what can you say. An amazing capability for a plot line, but it descended into fodder. Basically, the same thing with Enterprise.

    So from *my* point of view, he is batting 0.500 - a decent average the way I look at it.

    Aside from all this - you people seem to believe that the whole series lives and dies by Berman's word. Shouldn't some of the blame be put on the writers? The writers are the ones coming up with the same old crap over and over again.

    1. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter how good you are. A dead horse is still a dead horse. Bob Hope was an amazing talent, but stayed in the public far too long, for example. You can be great and still fail, if the appetite isn't there for what you're producing.

      This is a different world and a different generation. You can't expect the same old formula to work forever and it will take a significant attempt to be able to concoct something that appealed to a large audience, now.

    2. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      DS9 was decent because of Moore of BSG.

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    3. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by deltatype0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter how many Trek sequals you make, you will never shut up the old fans of the original series (and some TNG fans) from still bitching about how "Kirk is better then every other Captian, Spock rules, and Scotty is the bomb diggity" Personally I like all of them, the original told a good story and had some good action, TNG also told a good story and was very diverse. DS9 started off really shitty, but it picked up when they got the Defiant and started applying some wartime plots to the middle and end of the series, though I think the character development was the best part of DS9. Voyager remains one of my favorites, it was a "new technology" series that backed a lot of action with very capable characters, it's first few seasons were great, sadly it slipped during the infamous "Time Travel" 4th season, but it ended very nicely. Enterprise to me just didn't gel. Unless you purposely want to spend 100 bucks per episode you can't make a series that can take place before the original and look authentic enough, not to mention breaking the timeline to hell in order to do it. I for one won't miss it when it leaves. Point is though, doesn't matter how many more Treks are made, they will still fall short of fans' high expectations set by the originals. It is not a series problem, it is a fan problem. This is why I like the books. And I second an ealier thread, New Frontier is an awesome series.

    4. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Mordaximus · · Score: 4, Insightful
      For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

      Actually, Ira Steven Behr and Michael Piller were also executive producers. However, I don't think that it's a coincidence that Deep Space 9 picked up steam around the time when Voyager was launched. Personally I suspect Ira Steven Behr had far more to do with the success of Deep Space 9 than Berman ; he likely got more control of the show as Berman turned his attention to Voyager.

      That's not to say that I think Berman is solely, nor even mostly responsible for the downfall of the franchise : Check Brannon Braga's credits : He had his fingers in a great deal of the two worst Star Trek shows. And notably absent from my favorite trek, DS9.

    5. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      I'll believe this when I hear it from this guy

      --
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    6. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah......

      Is that you, Mrs. Berman?

    7. Re: I am getting sick of this.... by gidds · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And yet look at those TNG credits. Hardly a duff episode there, and so many of my favourites ('best' is so subjective): Cause and Effect, Frame of Mind, Schisms, Eye of the Beholder, Timescape... Real SF storylines, drama, mystery, almost Philip K. Dick-ian in places.

      I didn't keep up with the later shows; what went wrong?

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    8. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons.

      And with that, I can summarily dismiss your argument.

    9. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > .... blah, blah, blah....

      No, the "problem" is *you* see a bunch of opinions, and assume (high-school gym teachers notwithsanding) it is one opinion (hmmm, isn't this a common criticism of /.? But, I digress...).

      > ...he best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons...

      You are joking, right? With the possible exception of the last 1/2 or 1/4 of the last season, you've cited some of the worst of what shown. Even so, it seems kind of obvious they knew it was time to wrap things up, so they put some actual effort into the end.

      Sorry, DS9 did suck. Bit time. The only thing Voyeger did was make DS9 not seem as bad as it did. Even outside of the small-screen, the ability of Berman to make sheer and utter crap is apparent by breaking the old odd/even rule (sucked/didn't suck) of the movies.

      > ...writers....
      And, utlimately, who do the writers report too?

    10. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      deep space -fucking time travel fucking- nine.

      it was shit.

    11. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by WesternActor · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Will someone with mod points please mod the parent insightful?
      Sorry, DS9 did suck. Bit time. The only thing Voyeger did was make DS9 not seem as bad as it did.
      Yes, that's exactly right. DS9 was atrociously written -- surely I can't be the only person who remembers the Wormhole Aliens just making 2800 Dominion ships vanishing... because? Or a holodeck baseball episode being slipped in during last "story arc" of the series? Or an irrelevant Klingon honor episode smack dab in the middle of the storyline where Sisko and company lost control of DS9? Or the finale with Odo and the female Shapeshifter that made no sense? Or how a one-episode character received a huge onscreen funeral and Jadzia Dax received nothing, only to have the next Dax come onto the station in the first episode of the next season, though previous episodes went to great trouble to establish that that can never, ever happen? I'm only stopping there because I've blocked out most of thee show's other ridiculousness, but it just didn't stop.

      The writers didn't care about telling a story, so there simply wasn't a consistent story told. And that made DS9, in its later years, unwatchable to me, even though I followed it from the beginnings. Wormhole Aliens? Pagh Wraiths? The holodeck lounge singer? These are not signs of a well-written show. No consistency whatsoever, and not enough people cared because it was Star Trek and because Voyager kept flying off the handle. But at its best, I feel that Voyager was better than DS9 just because it occasionally made some sense--not always very much--and occasionally had characters dealing with human, emotional situations you could relate to. And I also feel that, on the whole, the acting was better, but when you have only garbage writing to work with, it doesn't always matter how good an actor you are.

      For me, whatever chemistry Star Trek had vanished, for the most part, somewhere during season 6 of The Next Generation. That cast, however, was so good that they were able to finesse their way through the less-than-fortuitous episodes they had to deal with and turn out good work even when the odds were really against them; that's why, even when the quality was lesser, it still seemed pretty high. The DS9 and Voyager casts simply didn't have those tools. But Voyager came off better because the writers, producers, and actors never tried to make it more than it was. Maybe they should have, but they didn't. DS9's attempts to reach for the stars (even if they were in Babylon 5's universe) made it fall that much faster and harder. I can't say it's the worst of all Star Trek series, because I've only seen two episodes of Enterprise. But 75-80% of it is really embarrassingly bad, and a sad chapter in Star Trek history that is best left forgotten.

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      --Matthew
      "If the lights of Broadway blind me, I won't mind..."
    12. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Star Trek is dead. Let it rest. Volcano cults looking for virgins to sacrifice don't even go to ST conventions any more. Read more.

      --
      The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
    13. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by vivin · · Score: 1

      Can't discount him outright. He had his hand in some really good episodes too:

      * Writer, "All Good Things..." * Writer, "Frame of Mind"

      And movie:

      * Story, Star Trek: First Contact

      But yes, some of what you say is true.

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      I like
    14. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um, that guy moved on to bigger and better things. I'd love to see him do something again; but please not another star trak.

      On the same note, I'd much rather have JMS do another B5 than another startrek. The B5 universe interests me far more.

      IMHO Star Trek's been in a decline since Shatner moved on.

    15. Re: I am getting sick of this.... by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I didn't keep up with the later shows; what went wrong?

      Braga was just a writer for TNG. His hands were probably far more tied back then as far as "creative license" is concerned. He worked his way up the producer ladder during Voyager, while continuing to write, until he shared Executive Producer duties with Berman.

      If you want a good example of what happens when you let your Executive Producers write... look at Enterprise. It wasn't until Manny Coto took over that the show started to work. The whole temporal cold war was an idea that should never have seen the light of day. But when wrote the script and you also have final say in it... what are you going to do, say your story sucks and trash it?

      Just my theory, of course.

    16. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by vkevlar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... tripe on Slashdot. People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc.
      Well, Berman, Brannon Braga, and their in-house "staff" writers, anyhow.

      For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG. Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons. Even before that, he played a very, very large part in TNG. So to say that "Berman is Death" of everything, than to praise TNG, borders on the edge of ridiculousness.
      I found seasons 1 and 2 barely watchable, 3-4(well, half of 5th too) to be good, and (half of)5th, and all of 6th and 7th to be completely unwatchable. Seasons 1-4 had outside writing talent for a majority of the episodes; it was after the staff writers took over that we got most of the horrible "and now Beverly Crusher gets to have a love affair with a ghost!" episodes.

      For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).
      DS9 was also heavily ripping off Babylon 5, while competing with it. That inspired a lot.

      Voyager, well..... what can you say. An amazing capability for a plot line, but it descended into fodder. Basically, the same thing with Enterprise.
      The Voyager itself was, literally, blown off course in the badlands of space. This was in the first episode, and set the tone for finding Amelia Earhart, devolving into amphibians that were allergic to water, and neelix's lungs. Voyager was abject shit of the first order. Enterprise was unwatchable for the first three seasons, with moments of amusement.

      So from *my* point of view, he is batting 0.500 - a decent average the way I look at it.
      From my point of view, he's taken something I grew up loving, and rammed it into the ground, while having marital relations with Gene Roddenberry's corpse. To each their own.

      Aside from all this - you people seem to believe that the whole series lives and dies by Berman's word. Shouldn't some of the blame be put on the writers? The writers are the ones coming up with the same old crap over and over again.
      The "writers" are his, and Brannon Braga's, fault. They're "staff writers" that were cycled in by the pair of them, to the exclusion of outside scripts. Thus, saying "Berman did it" can be accurate.

    17. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I didn't start enjoying DS9 until they had the big war, personally. There is a lot of stuff however, that I HATED about DS9. After a certain point, it became _primarily_ soap-operaish, dealing with trivial aspects of the characters. Over time, the characters interpresonal relationships were weakened. This was probably a necessity because of how different they all really were, but it still was distracting. There was gratuitous sensuality, something that almost didn't exist in TNG.

      They also started using cheap tricks, like "holo-communicators" ("we don't even have to bluescreen viewscreens now! think of how much money we'll save!") a preponderance of "fan-pleaser" episodes that were more like a sitcom and fanboy devices like a federation ship with a romulan cloaking device, and lots of alternate dimension and time travel episodes.

      The problem with Trek is that the more populist tries to become, it loses its real fans, who are the only people who actually keep it alive. You can see it clearly doing this from DS9 on. Not unsurprisingly, DS9 was declared the "best" Star Trek series by TV Guide. Of course they did, it was the Love Boat in space.

    18. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by felicity4711 · · Score: 1

      People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc. For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG. Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons. And I would be one of the ones to argue that arguable point. The first four seasons are my favourite. IMNSHO no decent Trek has been made since May 1991.

    19. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 0

      So from *my* point of view, he is batting 0.500 - a decent average the way I look at it.

      I hate to burst your bubble, but it seems that what we're playing here isn't baseball. Therefore, a .500 average sucks.

  26. Crusade sucked by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    B5 was mostly fantastic, Jeremiah was cool from what I saw of it, but Crusade was awful, so I have mixed feelings about this.

    1. Re:Crusade sucked by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      I heard something about management meddling with JMS's vision for Crusade to the point where one of the episodes near the end is a very thinly veiled reference to his dissatisfaction with the situation.

    2. Re:Crusade sucked by mink · · Score: 1

      so JMS is kinda like a Dalek? "MY vision is impared! I CAN NOT SEE!!"

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  27. Except by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1

    Once the execubots decision has been commited to tape and the write protect tab punched out no force known to man can save a series.

    Except Family Guy.

    --
    All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
  28. My own Star Trek theory and suggestions by notany · · Score: 2, Funny
    Star Trek is The Bold and the Beautiful for the nerds. There is some differences tough. I have seen good episodes in Star Trek. I haven't heard there is any in BnB.

    Maybe they could make Star Trek miniserie every other year with only good episodes and not of that day to dayt crap. Or they could relax the format a little and ask Quentin Tarantino and others direct episodes like Ltn. Worf and planet of samurai swords.

    --
    Dyslexics have more fnu.
    1. Re:My own Star Trek theory and suggestions by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Star Trek is The Bold and the Beautiful for the nerds.

      Indeed. Aside from Doctor Who, etc., what other series can jump forward (and back) fifteen years in as many minutes?

      ...ask Quentin Tarantino and others direct episodes like Ltn. Worf and planet of samurai swords.

      Remember that infamous scene from Reservoir Dogs? Right, now substitute with a Ferengi.

  29. wait a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sure slashdot readers are smart enough to know not to give a large corporation money to keep a television show around. these people milk you day in and day out with television ads already. try donating to a charity before you piss away cash on some filthy media corp.

  30. Unlikely... by earthbound+kid · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I just came across this thread over on usenet..."
    Pff, unlikely. Netcraft confirms, usenet is dead.
  31. DS9 and B5 by GQuon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's generally thought that DS9 was a pretty good series, getting better as it went along and getting a story arc.

    However, JMS might be reluctant to speak about DS9 for a personal reason. JMS had tried to pitch Babylon 5 to a number of studios, such as Paramount, but they wouldn't have it. After years of work, WB finally took up the show. After the Babylon 5 pilot was shot, Paramount just happens to shoot a pilot of their own new show that just happens to be set on a space station, and get the pilot to air just before the Babylon 5 pilot. (Why are some of the sets from the Enterprise?)

    Although this had happened, JMS vocally disliked rivalry between the fans of Trek and B5 and advocated that one could like both.

    DS9 turned out quite different in the end, so the competition from B5 was kind of good for Trek, wasn't it?

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    1. Re:DS9 and B5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice that DS9 was the only Trek series where the names of the actors were stranger that the characters' names?

      Rene Auberjonois
      Nicole de Boer
      Michael Dorn
      Cirroc Lofton
      Colm Meaney
      Armin Shimerman
      Alexander Siddig
      Nana Visitor

    2. Re:DS9 and B5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a thought. If you are loyal to the franchise you may have read a series of novels by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens. The series starts with The Ashes of Eden and runs through 6 total books until the book titled Preserver. Very excellent. This series starts just before the launch of the Enterprise B when Kirk ends up in the Nexus. The second book involves the time period after the movie Generations. The Romulans steal the corpse of James T. Kirk and using Borg technology ressurect him and using Preserver technology(Preservers are the species who planted their seeds throughout the galaxy, the one common thread that makes all humanoids so similar.)to "download his neural patterns from the past back into his brain in order to revive him. The Borg Nano-Technology that rebuilt his damaged body also altered his appearance some. He was brainwashed into believing Picard and the Federation conspired against him and his family, ect. He was able to infiltrate and beat the crap out of Worf, Data, Geordi, and Picard. Doctor Bashir accompanied by McCoy were able to fix Kirk at the end and Kirk lives. There could very well be another series set in the "TREK PRESENT" with a new actor portraying the infamous Captain Kirk.

  32. Re:Who cares?! by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You'd prefer something more enlightened? Another series of Survivor, perhaps?

    If you don't like it, don't watch it. Some of us do like it, and are doing something proactive to see if we can keep it around for at least another season.

  33. Fans trying to finace a full sesion of Enterprise by generalleoff · · Score: 0

    There going to have to gain about $66,000,000 to cover 22 episodes at what I estimate at about $3,000,000 per episode... Paramount proly woudlent even accept it if they managed to get that much anyway. There not going to want the libility of it. That almost sounds like somones trying to scam fans out of there money to me but I dont think it's the case.

  34. Re:Question, Why? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    No, Bermen is the dead horse. His episodes have always sucked mostly. You can identify the bermen episodes from the Roddenbury one in TNG without too much difficulty.

    Bermen always wants to write/choose a love story of sorts, and fails every time.

    Look at what Majel Roddenbury has done. Her stuff is much better than Bermen even. ST will continue to suck as long as Bermen is at the helm, so if other producers get the chance, pray they are accepted...

  35. Copyright is a problem by rekrutacja · · Score: 1

    > Paramount would eagerly pick up anything with the slightest chance of turning a profit.

    If Paramount is afraid about losing money - it's problem with Paramount, not Star Trek. I'm sure there is a lot of producers around to find somenone with capabilities of making another season or two. But Paramonut will not sell rights (for obvious reasons) and will not produce it (for less obvious reasons). Don't you think shorter copyright time would solve the problem? Star Trek could be in public domain now, and anyone could pick this up.

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  36. Too early in the morning! by Mr.+Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who read this headline and thought "How could the Unibomber want to help with a Star Trek series?"

    Kaminski, Strazynski... Whatever.

    1. Re:Too early in the morning! by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Kaminski?

      I think you meant Kaczynski.

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    2. Re:Too early in the morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was I the only one who read this headline and thought "How could the Unibomber want to help with a Star Trek series?"

      Well, there would certainly be less technobable....

    3. Re:Too early in the morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I think the Unibomber could help Star Trek a lot. Now, I'm not saying anything, but just repeat to yourself,

      Unibomber.
      Berman.
      Unibomber.
      Berman.

      and I'm sure something will come to mind.

    4. Re:Too early in the morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unibomber?

      I think you meant Unabomber

    5. Re:Too early in the morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are FOUR! bombers!

  37. Let it die by gooman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I speak for many Trek fans that when I first heard about Enterprise, the possibilities for a prequel series seemed very interesting, and after Voyager we deserved something decent.

    Like many I was worried about Berman being involved. I became more worried when the opening credits feature a dreadful recycled pop song instead of something symphonic. Then the temporal cold war silliness starts. Meanwhile, all along has been little effort to remain consistant with the Trek universe.

    I will admit, I have not laughed so hard in a long time as I did when I saw the Xindi Nazi at the end of last season. But I don't think that was the intended effect.

    For everyone who who is proclaiming this season is much better, how could it get much worse. Paramount and Berman especially should be ashamed at how they have treated such a large and loyal fanbase.

    That said, I'm actually surprised that UPN killed it. They kept Voyager going for seven years and it was horrible most of that time. Enterprise seems like the high spot on their garbage filled network.

    Trek needs a rest. If you want to send someone your money give it to http://www.eff.org/ or some other worthy cause. Don't worry, there will be more Trek, it has made too much money to be ignored forever.

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    "Kittens give Morbo gas!"
  38. Jeremiah by esanbock · · Score: 1

    Best. Show. Ever.

    1. Re:Jeremiah by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      hell with jeremiah, the guy wrote for the real ghostbusters, she-ra, and he-man, and CAPTAIN POWER

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      -mkb
    2. Re:Jeremiah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's a shame that JMS had such a falling out with MGM (?) about the series, and led to the abrupt end of the series in season 2. I liked Jeremiah in season 1 - but I fell in love with it in Season 2. Thinking about what might have been in Seasons 3, 4 and 5 makes me sad on the inside. Maybe SciFi will pick it up... they used the same sets as Stargate for most interior shots...

  39. Bad start by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can recall a few years ago anxiously waiting to see "Enterprise" for the first time on television, having been a fan of the franchise. I immediately grimaced upon hearing the theme song and new it was going to suck. The electric guitar style theme music was incredibly outdated and wreaked of a routinely formulaic bad-taste Hollywood production. And as I recall, it didn't even have lyrics in that broadcast. The lyrics made it even worse when I eventually heard that vesion, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

    That episode started with that one crew-member yapping about how she couldn't sleep because the stars were moving the opposite direction she was used to in her quarters. I kept thinking she was going to whine "but Dawson!" any moment. As for Scott Bakula, he was already typecasted from "Quantum Leap" and didn't fit the role. The whole concept of a series that was supposed to happen before the original series should have been a warning, since one of the big attractions of Star Trek was the fictional technology, but I gave it the benefit of the doubt when I first heard that.

    But they just royally screwed it up. They really overdid the large breasts thing, blatantly pandering to an adolescent demographic. And the writing was awful. As an example, there was that episode where Archer tells a ship of Klingons that they have a defenceless alien vessel riding in the wake of their ship. I recall thinking that no character with half a brain would ever do that and it was just plain ridiculous, even to anyone who wasn't familiar with the franchise. I just recently saw an episode where Archer speaks with a senior Starfleet officer who's uniform had a friggin collar. A jump-suit with a collar. Another mistake. They just keep making them.

    It takes some serious stupidity to screw up a franchise that had such a dedicated fan base as Star Trek, yet the people behind "Enterprise" have managed to do just that. Even if they manage to improve the writing now, bad first impressions last. I don't think this series is worth saving. I think people are clinging onto it out of dedication to the Star Trek franchise. If that is the case, they ought to just cancel this series and come up with a completely new one, or just focus on the movies. I'm personally a fan of the franchise, but it has gotten off-track in a direction I don't care to follow.

    1. Re:Bad start by TheRealSync · · Score: 1

      Obviously you are entitled to hold your opinions about Enterprise, however it seems that you haven't really been following the show at all.

      There are loads of stuff you can criticise in the series; you however seem to miss those (really, the theme song might suck, but... enough to screw up the show? Theme songs quite often suck. You prefer action to dialogue, fair enough, but you can't be serious on the big breat sthing ;-) ).

      That said, I admit there were plenty of times I thought the show sucked - I thought the whole Xindy thing as well as the Temporal Cold War thingy, but that aside I have been very happy with the show - and compared to Voyager - or DS9 (which really really sucked!!!) - this has been great!

      As for the lack of technical abilities - that is what made it great. There were loads of technical stuff, which I like, but at the same time not too much - which leaves room for an actual plot instead of just solving everythinhg using a gizmo.

      Just wanted to say I liked the show and I'm sad to see it go :-(

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      -- A good compromise leaves everyone mad. --Calvin and Hobbes
    2. Re:Bad start by Reignking · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone with a comment about the theme song. I'm sitting here with it going through my head, and it is making me insane. My gf can tolerate me watching reruns and reruns of TNG, but when she heard that sappy, awful song, she couldn't help but laugh.

      What casual fan could take this show seriously?

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      One man's Funny is another man's Offtopic.
    3. Re:Bad start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it curious how much stock people put in their love of a particular art form. I happen to like the opening theme song. Listen to the lyrics, it is about the human drive to expand, to explore ("going where my heart will take me...") and the courage it takes to get there. That is what that opening lyrics and montage is about. Yes, it is sappy, so what? For crying out loud, Sci Fi and the whole idea of space travel is sappy romanticism.

    4. Re:Bad start by Paralizer · · Score: 1
      I just recently saw an episode where Archer speaks with a senior Starfleet officer who's uniform had a friggin collar. A jump-suit with a collar. Another mistake. They just keep making them.
      Yes a collar does matter, it actually changed the entire storyline of that episode! I remember seeing it and thinking to myself, "what the hell, no one in their right mind would wear a shirt with a collar, this is just ridiculous".

      I also hate the Simpsons and their yellow skin, that just ruins the show. Oh and also, in TNG, the opening scene with the shot of the solar system, the star texture behind Saturns rings don't move in sync with the rest of the scene.. so I guess TNG sucks too(?)
    5. Re:Bad start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The theme was awful. I remember watching the first episode... waiting for a big orchestral theme, like DS9 or Voyager (which won an award, didn't it?). Instead I get a crappy rock ballad.

      That was the first sign it was doomed.

      Archer was the second sign. I like Scott Bakula alot. Really loved Quantum Leap. But he didn't seem strong enough to be captain. And his lines... "On my planet we learned long ago to not steal candy." "On my planet we learned long ago to respect our elders." "On my planet we learned long ago to look past awful theme songs."

      If you go back to TOS, Kirk was badass. We come in peace... shoot to kill. Pickard was firm, but also gentler. Sisko, before his hard haircut, was softer and Janeway was softest (although they all had their shoot-to-kill mode, when needed). As time moved forward, I guess we evolved to gentler people.... maybe.

      So Archer, being pre-Kirk should have been a real badass++. None of the "come in peace" rhetoric. Join the Federation or we'll nuke your planet. Ok, not really... but he should have been more badass than Kirk - that's all I'm saying.

      The third sign was T'Pol. Oh my God. Seven of Nine was hot, and all, but at least Voyager had a run of a few years before they took her out of the box and inflated her. Enterprise needed T'Pol and her decon gel from day 1. Not good.

      The fourth sign was Zindi (Xindi?) weapon of mass destruction. The show is a flop... let's turn up the heat. Get some marines on board. Awful.

      All in all I'm happy to see Enterprise go. I've recently been watching TNG, DS9 and Voyager on Netflix... I don't think I'll ever watch Enterprise again. Sad, but true.

      Battlestar Galactica is filling my SciFi need very well right now.

      I look forward to a new interpretation of Star Trek in 2010. New writers, producers, artists and technicians will hopefully do for Star Trek what Battlestar Galactica has done for its ancestor.

  40. From a newish fan by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've only watched Star Trek "part time". I watch reruns of Voyager and Next Gen quite often and enjoy both of them quite a bit. Even with the old "away team is screwed" or "lookit Jim, theres aliens in that there alien!" plots we seem to see alot, it's kinda like a inside joke now more then anything. But Enterprise made me cringe, I couldn't stand it from day 1. It doesn't FEEL like Star trek, it feels like Krikkit has been renamed "Earth" and they forgot to build their battle robots. All the "OMG TEH VULCANISM IS HOT!" just doesn't seem to work for me as I'm sure many others will agree.

    Some hot nerd + no feel to the series or intresting plots = a failed series.

    If they want to revive Star Trek maybe they should look at continueing the adventures of Picard outside of the movies. The movie cast is starting to dye off or get sick of it, so why not do a short series (straight to DVD would do) or 20 episodes say, restock the crew, fill in some plot holes, give the fans what we want (real Trek) and then continue on the movies for another 5 years (2 movies maybe?) and use it to set up the next Enterprise. In the second film introduce the guy as a trainee, the series would then start 20 years later when the guy has command of his own ship. Picard could be his mentor and would pop up from time to time with other series spin offs to give advice, but rather then the "lets go look at the same 12 sets every 2 weeks!" put it in a war where Earth is being attacked on pass and the new enterprise is trying to defend it untill re-enforcements arrives. Once it's held off and got support it could go on the offence and try and find out information about the attackers (could be mysterious or some rebel faction of a friendly group). Throw in linked episodes (so you meet a character in episode 1-3 and he does some helpful stuff, only to find out in ep 24 he was infact a spy), if it was this well thought out geeks would adore it and the idiot fanbase who watched Enterprise just for the Vulcan ass and edited porn would all get confused and fuck off back to their little hell hole to oogle more poorly edited porn leaving the real Trekkies and geeks to enjoy their new series which isn't 4 sluts doing whatever or yet another cop drama,

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  41. Hidden message also? by GQuon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some think that this is also a hidden message to the fans that their campaign KeepB5Alive has worked.
    The campaign was calling for the original cast to play their roles in the upcomming Babylon 5 theatrical movie "Babylon 5: The Memory of Shadows"

    He was calling for a letter-writing campaign when it's "common knowledge" that those campaigns have become devalued because everybody is doing them these days.

    The retraction also references a TV show for the fall of 2006. A TV show. One that sounds like a done deal. Which probably means that it's a new show that they believe so strongly in that they know it'll be picked up (a B5 universe show maybe), or that it's an existing TV show.

    PS: When it comes to his reading of the poll on ScifiWire: "This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane."

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  42. I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by Ravalox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Honestly I feel that babylon 5 really lowered the bar for sci-fi. I know a lot of people liked it but I think it was a step backwards; an emphasis on ships and energy cannons more than the themes and purpose. I believe that during its run it really prompted a sort of "lowest common denominator" ratings war with other shows of its time, when it started getting popular other shows *cough* Deep Space Nine developed a similar tendency. I think the more cerebral approach to sci-fi the better, it's supposed to be about ideas and human nature. I really think Bab5 was sorely lacking in that department. (besides there were a lot of hammy performances) I don't mean to start a flame war, but I think if science finction's credibility were a car, Babylon 5 put a nasty dent in it's fender.

    1. Re:I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Honestly I feel that babylon 5 really lowered the bar for sci-fi.

      Really, you are the only person I've ever heard express that opinion.

      I know a lot of people liked it but I think it was a step backwards; an emphasis on ships and energy cannons more than the themes and purpose.

      I'm having a hard time believing you ever saw the show. The whole point was "themes and purpose".

      I think the more cerebral approach to sci-fi the better, it's supposed to be about ideas and human nature.

      And again, I see this completely the opposite. Babylon 5's weaknesses as SF were mostly due to it being about "human nature" rather than pushing the envelope of sci-fi (as distinct from literary SF) -- eg far too many almost-human aliens. But compared to any TV Sci-fi, it was more cerebral -- meaning that Straczynsky rarely made stories that were just soap opera/WWII/Lord of the Rings "IN SPACE", but went to a great effort to make his universe consistent.

      (besides there were a lot of hammy performances)

      Sometimes OTT, but I think everyone enjoyed Londo and G'Kar's perfomrances.

      I don't mean to start a flame war, but I think if science finction's credibility were a car, Babylon 5 put a nasty dent in it's fender.

      Okay; if B5 was crap, what was good? Since you said it "lowered the bar", that imples what went before was better. Possibly some anthology shows, but they were almost all earth bound, it's hard to justify the investment in sets, costume, CGI, etc for a one-shot.

    2. Re:I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human Nature on a space station populated by humans + non-humans.

      Is that like the "1st African American Vulcan?"

    3. Re:I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by Ravalox · · Score: 1

      I think this was a show that debuted just over a decade after Blade Runner, during Star Trek The Next Generation's run. I think these are pretty high bars. And it seems to be B5 really prompted the later Treks as well as some of the other science fiction productions to start to really over-emphasize the action components of their storytelling. Suddenly DS9 was all about amassing fleets and tedious politics leading up to large scale combat that may or may not ultimately occur. This is what I mean by lowering the bar. As for having seen it, I watched about a season's worth of episodes. Sure I'm no expert but it's enough to get a good idea of the series.

    4. Re:I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      think this was a show that debuted just over a decade after Blade Runner, during Star Trek The Next Generation's run. I think these are pretty high bars.

      Blade Runner is a movie; I thought we were talking about TV. And TNG, well, if you think that was better, or even comparable to B5; we really don't have much in common. You have to turn off all critical faculties to enjoy TNG, and not think at all about how stupid and self-contradictory most of the plots were, and if you try to analyse the "science", your brain would explode.

      And it seems to be B5 really prompted the later Treks as well as some of the other science fiction productions to start to really over-emphasize the action components of their storytelling.

      B5 was a leader in using CGI on series TV, which allowed reasonably cheap effects on TV budgets. That was coming regardless. Anyway, there was rarely more than a few minutes of this per episode and it was never gratuitous eye candy.

      Suddenly DS9 was all about amassing fleets and tedious politics leading up to large scale combat that may or may not ultimately occur. This is what I mean by lowering the bar.

      So B5 was to blame because DS9 tried to imitate B5, and couldn't pull it off?

    5. Re:I think it would have been a bad idea anyways by Ravalox · · Score: 1

      I think the scope of my perspective is sci-fi in general. I was stating that sci-fi has some progressive credibility as a genre, sort of shifting out from the Twilight Zone to more "hard sf". In this way I mean shifting away from being a mix with fantasy(twilight zone again, sometimes fantasy sometimes SF). Anyways, my point is that I don't think my point is TV-specific. Blade Runner and a few things from the 80s, "Outland" for example, were creating what I felt to be an interesting direction for SF media(the AV part of it anyways). As for STTNG it wasn't always golden but I think it provided me with quite a few good hours of entertainment that was far from brainless. I said in the other offshoot thread from my original post here that I liked the older Star Trek concept of suspension of disbelief(mafia planet was an examply I gave). And you're right, if you didn't enjoy it we probably don't have much in common when it comes to sci-fi entertainment which obviously is fine by me. People spend time and effort on many things outside my immediate interests, life would be boring if we all had the same taste. As for the DS9 thing the point I was making is that I think in an effort to capitalize on the direction B5 pushed sf fandom, other shows of the genre compramised their own premises. Sure this isn't B5's fault, but it does make me less inclined to invite the offending presence into the writer's chair.

  43. clearly the only hope for Star Trek... by Boss+Sauce · · Score: 1

    would be... some sort of... anomaly... and it would be... interesting...

  44. Don't care.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't care what anyone says even JMS. I personally think if there's enough intrest, and if Paramount decides to jump, I think JMS would even re-consider. Paramount is just giving it a rest because Berman and crew that are the current keepers of Star Trek have no frickin idea what to do. They have SO lost sight of what Star Trek is supposed to be that even if they gave it the 2 year rest they are saying, they will still create another steaming pile of goo.

    No, I don't think there's a loss of intrest in Star Trek. the only reason their seems to be is we have not been given something even remotely similar to Star Trek (Enterprise was so different and so bad.....the only reason it was Star Trek was because it had Vulcans, Romulan's and Klingons in it....). The NX-01 is so small scale to what we're used to....the gradioise in scale Enterprise NCC-1701-A-E's were what we WANTED to see. HUGE ships capable of not only exploration, but of defending itself. Why is it that from ther tail end of TNG onward the Federation routinely got thier asses handed to them? In any case, it's more then about the ship. It's about the people. The Best of Both Worlds episodes was some of the best trek there was with Commander Shelby and Riker trying to get Picard back from the Borg. Encounter at Farpoint was so much better of a start then the forgettable episode Enterprise started with. If we actually HAD a good trek series though, it woud likely not be good by our standards now though. There's too much at stake. They gotta try and make trek something many people would like. Unfortunately, that makes it a lousy series. Case in point, a friend of mine who is not a big fan of SciFi religiously watched Enterprise while I lost interest somewhere around 1st season. If I remember right, I caught myself many times watching TNG repeats on the old TNN network! :D Anyway, give me soemthing we can be proud of. Something to compete with Battlestar. I bet if NBC DOES pick up BSG, then maybe, just maybe, Paramount may start working on a Trek series.

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    1. Re:Don't care.... by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Why is it that from ther tail end of TNG onward the Federation routinely got thier asses handed to them?

      Because they were trying to create plots?

      The power of the ship has always been a weakness in ST, almost any conflict situation could be solved by that much technology and power. So, the main requirement for the early part of an action-oriented ST plot, for any series, has always been to get the ship out of the way so some dramatic tension can happen. So, Kirk always has to end up stranded on the surface with communicators out, or Pickard has to go on holliday, or Janeway is off in a shuttle craft, or we just wheel in some ridiculous god-like entity who can negate the power of the ship.

      Enterprise was at it's best when they didn't need to do that. When everyone outgunned them and their ship was in any case held together with gaffer tape. If they had held to that line they might have had something. But the writers were not up to it, so they had to introduce more and more magic technology to allow all problems to be solved by reruting secondary power through the balonium couplings, or just finding magic from the future.

      Of course, the original Enterprise was so powerful because Rodenberry was interested in things other than conflict. TNG at it's best also went down that line -- situations where the power of the ship was irrelevent.

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    2. Re:Don't care.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      OK....one hit on the shields and your sheilds are down to 50 percent? Did they underestimate the enemy that much? I agree, sometimes you must shoot the heck out of the ship, but sometimes the Enterprise should do some butt kicking rather then get it's ass handed to them. All too often did I see them go from no damage to tons in one shot. Makes shields kind of pointless.

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    3. Re:Don't care.... by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      All too often did I see them go from no damage to tons in one shot. Makes shields kind of pointless.

      Well, that depends. If without shields it would be one shot and you are a cloud of vapour.

      From a narative POV, given that in the Trek universe there are no tactics to a spaceship fight, they just fly at each other and blast, there is no point in stretching things out. Get everybody to whatever level of peril is needed in one shot and get on with the story.

      If you need to think of it in it's own terms, compare it with the situation of modern ships. One anti ship missile, or one bomb, or a torpedo and you are crippled or sunk. Good tactics is preventing them from ever getting a shot in.

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    4. Re:Don't care.... by mink · · Score: 1

      Enterprise does not have shields like the Vulcans, Romulans, Klingons (and just about everyone else).
      That have armor plating that has some minor energy deflection, but basically it's just ablative armor.

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  45. JMS not doing Star Trek after all by Vonotar82 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Further along that string was posted this further update.... From: jmsatb5 at aol.com Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:03:38 +0000 (UTC) Lines: 36 > > The rest I leave to the quiet turning of your considered conscience. > > J. Michael Straczynski Actually...belay everything I just said. In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things happened: 1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time. 2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be fairly straightforward). So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot. We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the middle of the night. As you were. Thanks and with great chagrinedness -- jms

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    1. Re:JMS not doing Star Trek after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Preview is your friend
      2: This has allready been posted. At least twice.
      sorry

      Thanks for helping to set the record straight as soon as possible anyway. It'd be embarrasing to send off a letter to Paramount only to discover that there wasn't a campaign after all. You'd think that the slashdot editors would update the main story soon right?

  46. Crusade was deliberately killed by the network by GQuon · · Score: 1

    I'm not the one to excuse his every failing, even JMS doesn't do that. (He has said that he wouldn't be sad if some of the less good episodes of B5 were lost off a pier somewhere). And the Legend of the Rangers pilot wasn't great.

    However: Crusade is a special case. Crusade was deliberately killed by the network.

    It turned out that TNT-Atlanta had looked at the demographics from season 5 of Babylon 5 (which they actually saved from the failing PTEN), and saw that those who watched B5 wouldn't watch their wrestling. So they decided to get rid of the show. One of the ways to get rid of the show is to back out of the contract. But that would cost money. So instead, they sent insane network notes to JMS and sent the episodes out of order. That doesn't make for a good viewer experience, now does it?

    So thanks to TNT for giving us an extra year of Babylon 5. And thanks to TNT-Atlanta for making a mush of Crusade.

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  47. Plenty of good SciFi TV. by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey All ...

    I am disappointed w/ what's happened to Enterprise. Both the story lines and the cancellation.

    However, There's plenty of good SciFi TV going on until the franchise gets it's act together.

    Might I suggest SciFi Friday ... SG1 ... Atlantis ... Battlestar Galactica ... Andromeda ... (He he ... that's kind of gone down the toilet too ... but I still watch hopeing it will get better.)

    Cheers,
    -- The Dude

  48. Captain Wes Crusher by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 1

    Has a nice ring to it. Anybody who was disappointed that it wasn't until the 3rd season of Enterprise when Archer finally won a fight, won't be surprised if Crusher never wins a fight at all.

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  49. Starch Wreck by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    The story of two Chinese laundry truck drivers. Their 5 hour mission, to deliver clean lanudry, to seek out new customers and clients, to Boldly Go® where no chinese laundry truck drivers have gone before!

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    1. Re:Starch Wreck by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Prime directive: Two Wongs make it white?

  50. If they could be civilians this time. by b00le · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just because Gene Rodenberry visualized humankind exploring the universe in what seemed to be their pyjamas, all subsequent series have assumed a starship would have to be a military operation with everyone in uniform. This does not actually reflect very well on us.

    1. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. Is your vision of utopia an anarchic society where nobody is responsible for anything and stuff just kinda happens?

    2. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by b00le · · Score: 1
      Is your vision of utopia an anarchic society where nobody is responsible for anything and stuff just kinda happens?

      No. It's a society of competent individuals cooperating rationally.

      Sir.
    3. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      Heh. "Cooperating rationally" is a contradiction in terms.

    4. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by b00le · · Score: 1

      Only to the incompetent...

      "competent authority" is the real oxymoron.

    5. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      "Cooperating Rationally" is only oxymoronic if either one of the individuals both has something to gain from failure to cooperate and has the motivation to make the attempt. Ince it is known that an individual will engage in failure to cooperate, the other individual(s) are likely to engage in non-cooperation with the non-cooperating individual.

      So basically, it's only oxymoronic because people suck.

    6. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      By definition, one party always has something to gain from not cooperating.

      Please don't call it "failure to cooperate." There's no need to become a spinmeister.

    7. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Very well, let us assume I reworded my post to say "compete" instead of "failure to cooperate" and "failure to engage in normal levels of competition and pro-acive self defense" everywhere I said "cooperate".

      --note, I'm probably not taking this seriously, because I don't take my original post seriouslty.

    8. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      It's so unusual that you find somebody so willing to openly admit that he's just a stinkin' troll.

    9. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but I shower every morning. In addition to witch, I do not have miraculous powers of regeneration, nor am I otherwise trollish in appearance.
      I hereby state that I find your contention that I am a "stinkin' troll" to be quite insulting. I shall now cease to bother you. good day.

    10. Re:If they could be civilians this time. by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      The problem with that idea is that space battles are exciting, whereas people doing research is not. About the only thing less interesting to the general public than science is fake science, so I'm not sure that anyone would tune into a show about a civilian starship crew.True, it's kind of politically questionable that the Enterprise is supposed to be a Navy battleship and the Costeau's Calypso all rolled into one, but it just creates more story possibilities to do it that way.

  51. REPOST! by SirDrinksAlot · · Score: 1

    Quote: According to Sci-Fi Wire, Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski told fans on a B5 Usenet group that he and Dark Skies creator Bryce Zabel have put together an idea for a new Star Trek series,
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/2 1/171255&tid=214&tid=14

  52. donations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has started collecting contributions for Enterprise's next season

    what better way to say "fuck you" to the tsunami victims?

    1. Re:donations by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      [OFFT] Hell, offtopic it is then, if one would gather all the money spent on crappy tv shows, nobody would ever die again in africa from diseases which we don't even care about anymore. Cause you know, in africa as maby people who have died during the tsunami die every 3-4 months. [/OFFT]

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  53. World Without Trek by Badgerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since it sounds like JMS isn't interested, I wonder more and more if Trek needs a 5-10 year TV hiatus. They've got novels, games, etc., they can still rake in the $$$.

    But after Enterprise (which I think didn't get a fair shake), what can they do? I can't think of anything. The well's dry.

    Give SF a few years without a Trek. See what else pops up - fresh ideas, new takes, old concepts revived. Then perhaps something else can be tried.

    I also wonder - and dare to ask - if the unspeakable could be done. From what I've seen the new Battlestar Galactica is quite good - could someone imagine a reboot of Trek TOS?

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    1. Re:World Without Trek by Teancum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I will beg to differ that the well has dried up for the Star Trek universe, I would have to agree that putting the series into hiatus would be a good idea.

      When I hear director commentaries of Star Trek movies, or listen to actors make comments regarding their involvement with Star Trek, they seemingly have a universal theme: "I never saw Star Trek before I was hired by Paramount."

      It makes me wonder about the writers as well. It is one thing to try and bring in some people from outside the Trekkies fan base to add some new and fresh ideas, but the near universality of the people producing and creating both the movies and the series doing it just as another job speaks volumes about how committed Paramount is to maintaining quality in the series.

      Basically none.

      One of the reasons why the Lord of the Rings was so absolutely fantastic was that the people involved with making those movies were some major fans of the work. Sure, a couple of actors may not have been as familiar with the story as die-hard fanatics, but with the rest of the production team really pulling to make it something special, those actors "caught the vision" and even added more to the passion to get it done.

      I could even use the "Passion of the Christ" produced by Mel Gibson as an example of how somebody with in this case a deep religious conviction bringing something extra to the production that turned what could have been an ordinary movie into something extra ordinary.

      I just don't see that kind of fire coming from Paramount these days. The attitude of William Shatner comments of "Get a Life" to fans is more typical. Star Trek has simply become a cash cow for studio executives, and they really don't care at all about the fan base other than trying to figure out how to get more money from what they percieve as a bunch of suckers. The Trek-based fan web pages legal mess is more proof of how stupid Paramount doesn't really know what they are doing other than trying to make a quick buck.

    2. Re:World Without Trek by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      I think you hit the nail on the head - no passion here. It's all product, and it's just not going to work without it - because when you get to Trek at its best, even when goofy or weird, there was something there. It's the same with anything good.

      What is the legal mess the fan pages are going through? I haven't heard lately.

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    3. Re:World Without Trek by gobbo · · Score: 1
      after Enterprise (which I think didn't get a fair shake), what can they do?

      Well, as long as you think Starfleet, you're hosed, eh. The nature of a military crew is stuffy and of limited range; as heros they're constrained by protocol. That's why DS9 blossomed; they had vicious killer terrorist freedomfighter rebels subsumed into the command structure, crazy religious leaders pushing their weight around, a cop-crook dynamic with mafioso Ferengi subplots, a guy with a serious identity crisis (Odo)--actually two, given that the station commander and central character Sisko discovers to his chagrin that he's a prophet of sorts -- war criminals that just won't quit, cross-species sexuality with some reasonable tension, persistent and complex spy characters, etc. It's full of civilians and underworld elements and even everyday moments, and not just as plot props.

      So let's try something more civilian, maybe, with a definable story arc. Remember 7of9's parents? Scientist explorers out of their depth. That's a good starting premise, so: a small crew of honest researchers who wind up framed and fleeing Starfleet. Let's say they have plenty of close calls, and plenty of good deeds and catastrophes to make them interesting heroes. Then send them off to the Federation's frontier (other side from Gamma, please) so they can keep on exploring while running, and solving the Big Mystery of why they were framed. Maybe they'll even meet someone who isn't bipedal, mammalian, and wearing togas or jumpers.

    4. Re:World Without Trek by Illserve · · Score: 1

      You, there, in the front row, have you ever kissed a girl?

    5. Re:World Without Trek by Teancum · · Score: 1

      1st, you shouldn't have used your karma bonus for such a lame comment.

      2nd, not only have I kissed a girl, I'm married with six kids. You do the math regarding procreation.

      BTW, if you think it is silly for the passion required to make movies or write books, try dealing with a spouse some time. The dedication and fanaticism required just to keep a wife barely happy is _FAR_ beyond anything I ever did with being a fan for the SciFi movies or good SF books and authors. The side benefits are nice, and besides, my wife is a good SF fan as well. Quite into Stargate and ST:Voyager.

      Now the REAL question is if you have ever kissed or been kissed by a girl? Or a boy for that matter?

    6. Re:World Without Trek by Illserve · · Score: 1

      I'm quoting the SNL skit referenced by the GGP.

  54. Who owns the show? Not those donating. by MarkEst1973 · · Score: 1
    Why on earth would people actually donate their hard-earned cash to save a show when its the producers of the show who will reap all the benefit?

    Assuming Trekkies actually manage to pull together and find all the money it will take to produce an entire season of Enterprise... The producers have to spend no money doing what they do: producing. Yet they own the show, get paid per episode by the television broadcasters broadcasting the show (networks buy shows to put on the air)... and they will get paid residual income forever as the show goes into syndication.

    Someone, in one of these past threads, posted the idea of floating bonds to finance the show, giving those donating real ownership of the show. If the show takes off and makes a lot of money, the bonds would be worth more, thereby repaying those investing.

    But the idea of donating strictly because a trekkie likes the show is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. And don't expect to get your money back from TrekUnited when they fail to raise an entire season's worth of cash.

  55. Just when the series was improving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cancel it. The last few episodes have been pretty good. A shame it has to go away. Maybe Archer will leap back into the series as Tucker...his mission to have hot steamy sex with the vulcan and Hoshi in the decontamination room and...

    uh, I'll be right back.

  56. Correction: Jeremiah's real creator by Cally · · Score: 2, Informative

    Minor corection to the blurb: Jeremiah was a European comic a long time before US TV found out about it. My Yugoslavian friends used to read it in Belgrade in the 1980s.

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  57. Good comparison by gandell · · Score: 3, Funny
    Good comparison, wrong show. It's actually Small Wonder.

    And the girl creeps me out...monotone robots trying to be cute to gain our trust...they've got to be trying to take over the world! Have we learned nothing?

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  58. Re:Who cares?! by Doc+Ido · · Score: 1

    How about "The Real Starship Enterprise" where contestants spend 3 months on a mockup of the real ship. One is a Human, a Vulcan.......

  59. b5=god by man_ls · · Score: 1

    Babylon 5 never ceases to amaze me, even though its now what, a decade old? The story that deals with real issues (lots of politics), the world which was amazingly thoroughly detailed, and the special effects which gave a harsh, "real" look to even the most fanciful of ships.

    JMS should definitely write/direct/produce/whatever a new Star Trek. (or, hell with that, a new B5.)

  60. 0.500 not good in the business world by TrueJim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A 0.500 batting average might be good in the creative world; a writer that churns out really great stuff half the time is probably a really good writer. But the executive producer position is basically a "CEO" of a business, in this case a business that we call "the Star Trek franchise" -- with UPN basically a holding company for many such businesses. When your job is running a business, a batting average of 0.500 is pretty bad.

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    1. Re:0.500 not good in the business world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually know anything about business? CEOs aren't as infallible as you seem to think.

  61. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by cnelzie · · Score: 0

    When I first read about Babylon 5 all those years ago, about how it was going to be a different Science Fiction series with a clear beginning, middle and end, I was blown away.

    I thought it was going to be the most impressive thing that I would ever end up seeing on television. I waited with intense anticipation...

    Then... the first episode came and went, the second one came and went, the third came and went...

    I watched it a bit, on and off for a season or two, the stories, the characters, they just weren't anything overly impressive. The whole thing seemed incredibly forced.

    So, you have these technology primitive humans building a massive 'UN in Space' space station and they somehow get all of these more advanced and terribly militaristic civilizations to live 'peacefully' with one another. ...then there was the special effects. Granted full CGI was an impressive goal, but the technology of the day was severly lacking and put a serious damper on the believability of the series. They would have been better off building scale models of everything and filming it all 'old-school', like the Star Trek series of the time.

    In my not-so humble opinion the "Reimagined Battlestar Galactica" is a much better implementation of this idea then Babylon 5 was.

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  62. Think Carefully! by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    More than likely if Star Trek is cancelled now - it will never come back. Why - because Enterprise sucked and so did Voyager. What makes you think Paramount will bring back a show that didn't rate, and people thought it sucked.

    I like Star Trek as sci fi. When it was being totally unplausibley nice - blech - I felt somehow violated (actually I wanted to claw my eyes out).

    It's Rick Berman J.O.B to make Star Trek episodes. This is not enough - anything less than a passion for the Science Fiction won't work. Try as Mr Berman might he just dosen't seem talented at sci-fi.

    Consequently the attempt at getting Paramount to keep Enterprise is doomed for that reason.

    The smart move for him would be to get writers circulating around Enterprise universe that have that passion for sci-fi. If someone with a passion for sci fi like JMS wants to do it - why not - even if he were to advise Berman. But here's a thought what if Enterprise was being directed by someone like James Cameron. It's interesting STORIES that keep me watching. What about TALENTED writers like Greg Bear, Orson Scott Card and fan submitted stories. If Enterprise does'nt have kick ass sci fi episodes there really isn't any point continuing with it - and you may as well kiss the whole thing goodbye.

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  63. Cannonball Trek by Rebel_Princess · · Score: 1
    And it could be about an illegal race across the galaxy with Riker and Troi in one ship, Quark and Odo in another, Tom Paris and Harry Kim in the Delta Flyer and two guys from Enterprise (don't get it here). With special guest stars such as the heads of Sammy Davis jr and Dean Martin, and Burt Reynolds and Dom Delouise with prosthetic foreheads.

    I love Trek but two wash-ups (Trek and JMS) joining forces can only hurt the memory of both. Though I wouldn't mind if they'd give it a shot and finally shut JMS up about it.

  64. JMS needs to do Trek by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

    I recently had the chabce to watch the series of Babylon 5, stem to stern in a matter of weeks. It's some of the best sci-fi out there, even better then Trek in many places.
    With the exception of a chunk of Season 5, the series is wondergul (season 5 can be forgiven due to the planned nature of the show, having to cram all the arc into 4 seasons because of the looming Shadow (pardon the pun) of calcellation.
    THe characters all had a depth to them that Trek hasn't seen in years, and the show could be humorous without it being forced humor (recently, Trek must resort to this), not to mention the strong slew of female characters, the only trek series to do this was DS9 (surprise there... no Braga) with Kira and Dax, both are equally strong when compared to Ivonova and Delenn, IMO.
    B5 also pulled off the "Big 3" dynamic that the original Trek was so damn good at, although it became the Big 4 in later seasons (I don't have a problem with that).

    If JMS wants to recreate Trek, I say bring it on.
    Ron Moore is busy with BSG and I can't think of anyone than those two (aside from Ira Behr and Robert Wolfe) who are even remotely qualified to make a great Trek.

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  65. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think sci-fi should be about "ideas and human nature" and you think B5 didn't do this??

    Methinks someone did not watch seasons 2-4, or at the very least didn't watch them carefully. Episodes like In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum (Season 2), Severed Dreams (Season 3), Z'ha'dum (Season 3), and Intersections in Real Time (Season 4) have more "ideas and human nature" than any sci-fi on TV today.

    The touchy-feely-humanity-has-overcome-all-its-interna l-problems trek universe has NOTHING on B5.

    1. Re:WTF? by Ravalox · · Score: 1

      Well, as I have watched about a season's worth of episodes I can't really do a blow-by-blow critique here. But I have seen enough to be entitled to an opinion. And it is simply the B5 I saw was an emphasis on the combat rules of its universe and characters I thought were really simple and somewhat shallow. I mean I could give a few examples of why I think this, but I think its fair to say I don't think my opinion is an unreasonable one.
      You're absolutely right about B5 and Trek's universes. This was an approach to sci-fi that is pretty far divorced from Trek. The Trek motif is really about setting up oddity situations; beaming down to a planet that is a mofia dominated mirror of 20th century earth for example. Sure the odds of that happening in our universe are really, really remote. But it wasn't about having a vision of the future, it was about explaining the present in a way we would have to take a good long look at rather than rely on our old assumptions. I just find B5's approach to be shallow.

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have kept watching. Compared to the rest of the series, the first season of B5 did kinda suck. It was mainly an introduction to the rest of the series.

      As to the perks of visiting new planets, I never cared for it. After they visit the mafia planet and leave a device behind that would allow them to reverse engineer the basics of all their advanced tech, they crack a joke and fade to black. Part of what B5 was great at is showing there are consequences for your actions. To this day if I hear someone ask "What do you want?" I chuckle inside thinking "answer that question VERY carefully."

      It's too bad the thing is moot. http://www.fsl.cs.sunysb.edu/pipermail/b5jms/2005- February/005497.html

    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's really a matter of which season of B5 you have seen. If it was the 1st or 5th season, then your opinion of B5 - though not necessarily unreasonable - is horribly biased. I can only assume it was one of these two seasons you have seen, since the others are very much more character driven than you seen to be crediting B5 for.

      Anyone who is even just a small fan of sci-fi has an obligation to watch seasons 2-4 of B5. They are absolutely stunning achievements in storytelling. Don't miss out!

  66. killenterprise.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JMS really? bab5 is the best sf series of all time. Perhaps the ppl at Killenterprise.com should change their site.

  67. I don't think he's the guy for it by idlake · · Score: 1

    For better or worse, Star Trek is what it is: something that was vaguely based on Forbidden Planet, became a cult series in the 1960's, and then evolved into some politicially correct somewhat socialist utopia.

    We can look at the kinds of series Straczynski has been producing, and that's not it. B5 and Jeremiah are fun series in their own right, but they are rather different, both in outlook and in style.

    I'm not sure Star Trek needs to continue at all, after the success and longevity it has had. But if it should, it probably should do so in its own particular way and style, and for that, I think someone else may be better suited.

  68. With all the "repairs" of last season? Perfect! by kulakovich · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I found it suspicious that this last season spent so much time repairing the general plot and timeline of the Trek universe. And I don't mean in a temporal cold war, either.

    Every. Single. Plot. Was overturned, reversed, or even erased. The Xindi, the temporal cold war, the Vulcan mind-meld disease. Anything new has been put aside for old-school plots. Tellerites? whoa. And no more trips to Klingon, thank you.

    This is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for this property to do right by its fans, while attracting an entirely new viewing audience, while bolstering viewership with JMS's current, dedicated fanbase.

    And that means more money for the franchise and Paramount. Lots. Not to mention no further suits from Activision and whoever has bought into this IP.

    Why am I writing this as less a fan and more a business plan? Because that's what UPN needs to hear.

    Now, let's go tell them!

    kulakovich

  69. "Its dead, Jim" by peter303 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes Jim, Star Trek has now joined my in the great beyond.
    It died of boredom- redoing the same tired old plots for the tenth time.

  70. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Snaller · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... tripe on Slashdot. People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc.

    But it is - he is in charge, ego he is to blame.

    For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG.

    Lies. Roddenberry died at the end of season 5.
    Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons.

    1: He was mostly working with the talent Roddenberry had hired.
    2: He didn't have the guts to suddenly change TNG to something else in the middle of the series (like he let them do with DS9)

    Ie, he just continued on the course set by Roddenberry.

    For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

    So DS9 became better once Berman withdrew from day to day running of the series and started to focus on Voayger - funny that. Not to mention again, he had Ira Steven Behr("Dark Angel"),Michael Piller("Dead Zone") , Ronald Moore("Battlestar Galactica") to help him. I entirely suspect he was out having lunch with management while they were writing.

    Aside from all this - you people seem to believe that the whole series lives and dies by Berman's word. Shouldn't some of the blame be put on the writers? The writers are the ones coming up with the same old crap over and over again.

    Yeah, except: HE HIRES THE WRITERS, his blame.

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  71. Not a big Babylon fan...but... by pl1ght · · Score: 0

    I never was a big Babylon fan, but as a Die Hard "Trekkie" "Trekker" whatever is politically correct these days, it pains me to see Star Trek go away and would be open to any possibility of a Star Trek show current or new being on TV. Seriously though. If they didnt show Enterprise on UPN it would have much larger viewership. Not everyone i know gets UPN in the states..

  72. Expensive Props and Poor Writing by bfline · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Star Trek has suffered from poor writing since after TNG. Even Deep Space Nine still had some good plots that made you interested. Another problem with Enterprise is that they have bores like Trip and Malcom. I loved B5. Loved it. I am sure JMS would make sure that the writing wasn't lame. How? Because with little money to work with he concentrated on the storylines. I think they should stop spending so much money on the props, sets, makeup, etc., and start spending it on the writing. I also loved the original Trek which became classic because of the writing again, certainly not the props.

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    1. Re:Expensive Props and Poor Writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that Tucker and Reed are probably two of the shows strongest characters. Along with Flox, these three are probably the most "believeable" characters in the show. Take that season 1 episode (EP 16, "Shuttlepod One") where the two guys are stuck in the shuttlepod, running our of air, and believe that the Enterprise was destroyed. Some of the best performances in the entire show were in that episode. OTOH, the captain is still not a very natural character, and I think Scott Bakula still hasn't really worked out what a starship captain should be like. He's certainly no season 7 Picard, and comes across as uncertain and somewhat stilted.

      As for whether JMS would do a better job... provided he kept to the same themes, I think as a writer he would do quite well. The thing he would have to be careful of is to not make the show look too soap opera like B5 was. Change too much, make things too B5-like and you lose the essential quality that makes both the shows different yet still enjoyable because of the difference. While I agree that the writing went downhill about mid season 1, the writers have a hard job churning out a nice and unique story in the time alloted. With the argument of enough time and money for the writers, even the current creative staff would be able to come up with better I'm sure.

      Writing is hard, and it's easy to fall into the trap of leaning on stuff that has worked in the past. The cost however is predictability, and unbelieveability. Take the whole temporal cold war theme. We've seen time travel used as a crutch so much, we've become sick of it. It's horrible to see a complex theme building up to an exciting climax, only to be explained glibly away as something relating to an unexplainable space-time phenomenon. Also, the effort to create a season long story arc fell flat on it's face and left the shows ratings (and thus future) in pieces.

      The writers could learn a lot about the long vs short story arc situation by examining what made Farscape such an enjoyable show, which was 4 seasons of the same overall story, but with lots of single to 4 episode storylines that were allowed time to develop and complete fully, without dragging on with no real end in site, yet still strengthening the central them defining the show which was about about a guy lost in space and trying to get home. The new Battlestar Galactica is another example of this, and has so far shown the same promise of a good SF show that Farscape did, but with a quality of production that rivals Star Trek.

      Cheers,

      S.

  73. From the site: by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    For every child that grew up to be somebody special because of Star Trek

    That is kindly putting it... :-)

    LLAP

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  74. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by GQuon · · Score: 1



    What you said. It's not as if there's a drought for writers in Hollywood. There are litterally thousands of out-of-work writers hovering around the studios.
    They might not all be very GOOD writers, though.

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  75. Michael, Michael, Michael... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    I'm trying this via google to see if I can access the groups, since I've been offline since AOL stopped carrying newsgroups.

    Wow, I think you just lost all credibility with your core geek audience!

  76. The Enterprise A-E wna warship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got their asses handed to them because the only warship they had was the Defiant. Powerful though a galaxy class ship is, it's not meant for full-scale warfare.

  77. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by cheesybagel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The new Battlestar Galactica is good, but the plot doesn't match Babylon 5's by a long shot. Babylon 5 is an epic story. Battlestar Galactica attempts to be one, but at the same time we see characters doing erratic out of character things a lot of the time. There are many plot holes and inconsistencies.

    Captain Adama's speech in the pilots for example was completely ridiculous. Why do we even deserve to live? Was that supposed to inspire anyone? Crap, if any real military leaders ever did that, their soldiers would be too dispirited to fight.

    Then you have the fact that the Cylons are attempting to cross-breed with Humans. But if they wanted that so much, why did they try to wipe all the Humans out with nukes, *before* getting their hybrid? It makes no sense. If they wanted to nuke all the colonies, and destroy military ships, plus evading civilian ships, how could they ever get a cross-breed?

    The fact that Baltar got too tired from doing tests, so he stopped testing people was also sheer nonsense. Why didn't he just get *someone else* to do the hard labour of testing? I mean, he was supposed to have an assistant already, plus a nuclear warhead, I doubt he would not be granted spare personnel. Not to mention: who is doing the testing (supposed to take man-years) now since he seems to be only doing political work since he got to be Vice-President?

    There is some good stuff in there of course. I like this Baltar better than the old Baltar in the original series. The old Baltar made absolutely no sense at all.

  78. Re:Who cares?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Some of us do like it, and are doing something proactive to see if we can keep it around for at least another season.
    You're organizing a campaign to create (or revive) a television show. Thanks for your contribution to society.
  79. SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no UT by bfline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Might I suggest SciFi Friday ... SG1 ... Atlantis ... Battlestar Galactica

    I agree. I watch SciFi Friday, although I wish it was on a different night. SG1 and Atlantis are great shows and I have followed every episode. At one time I even bought Showtime just to get SG1 and have been glad SciFi bought it so I could cancel Showtime.

    My biggest gripe: Every Alien they meet speaks English. At least with Trek you had the Universal Translator. With SG1 and Atlantis they completely ignore this. After many episodes it really bothers me.

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  80. JMS is a hack by csoto · · Score: 1

    The only reason I liked Bab 5 was the (then) cool CGI and homage to Tolkein.

    However, Bab 5 was FAR superior to ST:E. I don't see how this could hurt. Just hearing the horrible theme song made me cringe. Then it just got worse for most of 55 minutes...

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    1. Re:JMS is a hack by Dracos · · Score: 1

      I rarely watched B5, so maybe I missed the Tolkien references.

      However, the original Star Trek races were pretty much a direct rip-off of Tolkien:

      • Humans :: Humans (obvious)
      • Dwarves :: Klingons (mostly for the warrior culture)
      • Elves :: Vulcans (wise, with pointy ears)
      • Orcs :: Romulans (Sauron perverted elves to make evil orcs)

      Sadly, Roddenberry didn't manage to get Hobbits in space.

    2. Re:JMS is a hack by istewart · · Score: 1

      Well, I dunno, with the episode "The Way to Eden," Roddenberry seemed to capture some of the laid-back, pipe-weed-smoking personality of the hobbits.

      Not to mention Leonard Nimoy's rendition of "Bilbo Baggins."

  81. This was debunked yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet annoyingly it's being reported without mention of JMS' followup message.

  82. Continuity by SeanDuggan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Except that I don't think Babylon 5 really worked that much like that. I was a casual viewer, watched an episode here or there when it was available and at a convenient time (I remember my brother at one point bemoaning that it was airing at a 1 AM time slot) and while I found later I had missed some subtexts, it was still an entertaining story. The characters and races are well enough defined that you get some idea from the get-go. (Although I will admit that I was confused as to who G'Kar was supposed to be... I had him pegged as a generic warrior-type. It wasn't until much later that I realized the poet and prophet bits)

    Just so that we're not exclusively on Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a decent job at this too. While there was a definite story going on that had been planned out (and included a large number of references towards and fro in the timeline) and things could change quite drastically (Spike's status as enemy, then friend, then enemy, then lover, then psychotic nutcase actually made some sense in the course of the series), you could pick up any one episode and enjoy what was going on. In my opinion, any good TV show or book series, should be like that, enough going on that it rewards people who site down and view it all, enough hints to allow people to step in at the middle, and subtle enough hints that people who are watching all the way through don't get annoyed at the repeated redundancy.

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    1. Re:Continuity by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Just so that we're not exclusively on Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a decent job at this too.

      Most certainly. And unlike JMS, Joss Whedon can write characters. In fact, he does characters well, and doesn't do so hot with story arcs, but B5's story arc was really, well, lame. B5 got a free pass because it was sci-fi, but the acting for the most part was truly awful, verging on Xena/Hercules quality.

      As for G'Kar, he represented a successful bit of character evolution. The interplay between him and Londo really made the show for me. Wooden lifeless characters like Morden and Ivonava never did it for me. Delenn and Sheridan could have been all right, except I could never get over the mimbari baby talk ("the religious caste", "the shadows"), nor her harsh hissing accent.

      Someone needs to create some sci-fi Frankenproducer with the best qualities of Chris Carter, JMS, and Joss Whedon. Maybe even some Berman. There's got to be something redeeming about Berman.

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    2. Re:Continuity by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to go on record, as having just finished the Firefly DVD boxed set, that I'm pissed there's no more... :(

      Boo Hoo!!!

    3. Re:Continuity by /dev/zero · · Score: 1

      But there is more...

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    4. Re:Continuity by glasse · · Score: 1

      The characters and races are well enough defined that you get some idea from the get-go. (Although I will admit that I was confused as to who G'Kar was supposed to be... I had him pegged as a generic warrior-type. It wasn't until much later that I realized the poet and prophet bits)

      This was all part of JMS's Master Plan (tm). G'Kar developed those aspects of personality in the later seasons, for reasons explained in the show. This kind of thing is why I have an altar to JMS built in my heart..

      Ethan

    5. Re:Continuity by Bothari · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Finally someone with similar opinions. I was wondering if is was the only one who thought most of JMS's characters have the "depth of a bird-bath" (with apologies to Crosby...).

      Gkar and Londo being the wonderfull exception: I must confess that long after I stopped caring what the outcome of the "war of the shadows" (huuUUUHHhhh ... scary) would be, i kept on making an effort to watch the show due to the character development in these two.

      Londo starting out as the friendly and amiable buffoon , his change due to his ambition and his eventual redemption... or G'kar starting out as little more than a bully, finding out slowly by hints that there was more to him and his eventual "growing-up"...

    6. Re:Continuity by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the first season wasn't even watchable until I saw the second season, and it revealed enough that I knew what was going on. With the context of the more revealing season two, season one became enjoyable. Personal opinion, is all. I know a lot of people who agree with me though.

  83. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by clontzman · · Score: 1

    Uh, hey, how about some spoiler warnings? The first season hasn't finished airing in the U.S. yet.

  84. Please donate to worth causes instead of a TV show by bfline · · Score: 1

    Donations to great causes would be more worthwhile than to executives to bring back a poorly written show. Besides, I don't trust my money with someone who just puts up a website to collect money. Who knows how much of it would go towards getting Trek back. The show was mismanaged. The stories not intruiguing enough for the smart audience that SciFi audience is. They tried to dumb down the plots and failed.

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  85. Bakula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any way we could take up a collection to keep Scott Bakula from ever appearing in another 'science fiction' TV show? He sucks spectacularly. Quantum Leap was a stupid concept for a show, but Bakula make it sucktacular. Enterprise might even have flown if it weren't for his insipid, saccharine performances.

  86. i Don't get it by Dillusionary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This doesn't make any sense to me. I've been a big star trek fan for my whole life, this Enterprise just sucked... I mean really sucked from the beginning intro song all the way to the end of each show. There is a reason it's going off the air you know....

  87. whatever they decide by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the show will remain...i have to say, I was not impressed with the first season, and the second was still iffy....this season is actually pretty good and is keeping my interest. So it may have had a slow startup but it is picking up.

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  88. Why not give us a WAR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Dominion War **rocked**, IMHO the best part of DS9 - we know there is the whole Earth - Romulan War coming up, why not get into that, and give us some proper action with characters under *pressure*, rather than this non-canon temporal cold war bullshit?

    I want to see nome Nukes being exchanged.

    1. Re:Why not give us a WAR? by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      you haven't been following lately,have you?

      season 4 introduces the Romulans and brings us closer to the beginning of the Romulan wars (which are due to begin about the 6th season - assuming Enterprise were to continue).

      i'm actually really disappointed that they're cancelling it just as the writers are gearing up for a war so pivotal to the development of the Federation.

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  89. Anybody but the Babble On Five guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Babble On Five sucked. Bad acting. Overly dramatic. Stupid characters making decisions for no good reason. Really really bad special effects that looked cartoonish.

    Enterprise suffers from bad writing and poor direction, although the current season is way better than previous ones. Multipart episodes are a crutch for those without interesting unique ideas.

    If anyone else is given the Star Trek franchise, please let it be the Stargate guys. Their writers understand both drama and humor. Their actors are believable. There is occassional insight into something interesting.

    Frankly I'd rather see "Law & Order: Star Trek Unit" over Babble On Trek.

  90. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Baltar becomes the vice president I am going to hunt you down and kill you.
    Or maybe just crazy glue your mouth shut.

  91. chagrinedness? by jazman · · Score: 1

    FMI, what's with taking a perfectly workable noun and adding two extensions that convert the noun into something else then back again? If you need a noun, use "chagrin". Converting "chagrined" to a noun can be done by removing the -ed extension.

    OTOH of course, you could have wonderful nouns such as: chagrinednessednessednessed- nessednessednessednessedness- ednessednessednessednessedness. That's probably longer than that poly...volcano...silly...etc wossname!

    1. Re:chagrinedness? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      artistic liberty

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  92. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by minairia · · Score: 1
    It is annoying. I wish they would at least have some techobabble explanation like "infection with g'auld nano-translators" or something to explain it.(I only got into the show a few seasons in ... to those hard core fans out there, has the "English problem" ever been addressed in an episode?) I think the way Enterprise does it isn't good. There's no way Hoshi could listen to a few phrases of random insect screech and somehow magically understand it, no matter how much of a super genius she is.

    On the other hand, with only 45 minutes to tell an interesting, engrossing story each week, there really isn't time to muck around with languages, translation, etc. As StarGate and Atlantis generally provide entertainment far superior to anything else on TV (barring BSG and what's left of Enterprise) I can live with a universe of perfect American standard English speakers. At least the StarGate aliens don't have bumpy heads ...

  93. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus the fact that the last season of TNG sucked too. I can always tell when one of them is on; they were all psychological mind games. If it's about invisible aliens from another dimension performing the experiments on the crew, who are really androids and not crew members at all, except everything is just a holodeck simulation in disguise, but not really because it's really a hallucination --- it's last-season TNG.

  94. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    LOL ...

    I was just haveing this very conversation w/ an associate. I guess their answer was always ... all the people on all of those planets are descended from humans ... so "obviously" they're all going to speak english. (whatever). Is the same explanation supposed to hold for Stargate Atlantis? It's kind of thin. I wish they'd try and introduce odd colloquialisms ... some sort of stumbling block to communication. Allthough ... there are some things you just have to let go of ... in order to allow yourself to enjoy a good scifi story ;)

    Cheers,
    -- The Dude

  95. More Hot Chicks by TheDurkinBoy · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting for a series that goes another 100 years into the future past TNG. New wars, new alliances, and new tech. I'd love for it to have major characters outside of the Federation. Maybe some solo adventurers. Too much focus on damn government/military for me. Oh, and also be sure to include more than one token hot chick. The future should be densely populated with hot chicks.

  96. Straczynski rocks by DanielJS · · Score: 0

    I have been a fan of babylon 5. The show rivals any modern Star Trek. Yes there were a few goofy episodes, but for most parts, it was great. Straczynski also knew when to end it. If anyone can revive Star Trek, it would be him.

  97. It just seems so absurd by MrAndrews · · Score: 1

    From the website:
    ...the money, minus transactional fees charged to us, is donated to Paramount/Viacom...
    (emphasis mine)

    Doesn't it sound just a little stupid when you phrase it like that? I mean, even with JMS working on it, why would anyone donate money to an organization that obviously didn't see the worth in producing the show in the first place?

    Let me turn this around: if Paramount produced a season of Enterprise and released it exclusively on DVD for $40, and every one of the supposed 3 million fans bought it, they'd have $120,000,000 in the bank! The problem here is not that there aren't 3 million fans, it's that Paramount doesn't want to keep turning out episodes for minimal returns and a (likely) shrinking fan base.

    Hybrid solution here: donate your 3 million fans' $12 to JMS, and let him make whatever he wants with it. It won't be Trek, but it won't be held at the mercy of a corporation that doesn't see the value in the show in the first place.

  98. Remember SaveAngel.org? by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    He he he ...

    It doesn't seem like these efforts die quitely ... the folks over at http://www.saveangle.org are still going strong ... it would seem that they've hit some one year anaversary. Even though it should mark a year of failed dreams ... it's something of a badge of honor to these folks ;)

    Cheers,
    --The Dude

  99. funny foreheaded aliens by gobbo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Great, one thing I appreciated about JMS was his resistance to the hollywood notion that aliens -- a whole galaxy of them -- are pretty much all white people with convoluted foreheads and a different arrangement of internal organs.

    I mean, I know that SF on TV is pretty much a kind of stage-play allegory, but it all feels so grounded in a '60s kind of shiny smarmy middle-class american morality (yes, I know all about demographics, I'm a director/producer). JMS's B5 brought a touch of biological diversity into the vidiotic galaxy.

    What I would really like is a SF series that takes nanotech and extreme body customization into human -- not just evil borg -- society. One that has Samuel Delaney's sense of cultural development, Ridley Scott's visual and human grittiness, and KS Robinson's sense of the march of history. B5 had some of all that, but some truly cheesy interludes and unconvincing dialogue, and in the end fell back frequently to rely on the hollywood galactic tropes, so he should be able to cope in the ST version of 'future.' Here's hoping he can move the franchise into something more... contemporary.

    1. Re:funny foreheaded aliens by praedor · · Score: 1
      What I would really like is a SF series that takes nanotech and extreme body customization into human -- not just evil borg -- society.

      Ah, sorta like the games Deus-Ex and Deus-Ex 2.


      I'd simply like to see some real humans on the show. I got sick and tired of TNG humans being almost completely affectless and all standing around and speaking as if their arms were limp due to some form of nerve damage. I have NEVER watched any human anywhere (except for the physically disabled) who do not use their hands as organic to their speaking. TNG actors were all obviously fighting against human nature and consciously holding their arms limp at their sides at all times.


      If Star Trek can get humans right, then there is a starting point from which to get the rest right. As for nano and body customization...there are budgets. Too much of this stuff costs real money whether on a linux CGI farm or with realistic props. Hell, if you wanted the aliens to be "right" there would be virtually NO humaniod aliens on the show. It is simply unbelievable and ridiculous to think that the human body form is THE strange attractor for evolution on all planets. But that's another, more general discussion that isn't limited to Star Trek.

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    2. Re:funny foreheaded aliens by gobbo · · Score: 1
      Ah, sorta like the games Deus-Ex and Deus-Ex 2. I'd simply like to see some real humans on the show.

      No, not really. I was thinking of something less martial, more ordinary: nanobots that keep your breath smelling good and your furniture buffed, and bodymods that make tatoos look laughably simple. To me, that everyday sense of the practical and the frivolous, in a way that makes us primitives squeamish, combined with the inevitable innovative fusion of many cultures, would build a setting for real human characters, ca. 2100 onward.

      As for nano and body customization...there are budgets. Too much of this stuff costs real money whether on a linux CGI farm or with realistic props. Hell, if you wanted the aliens to be "right" there would be virtually NO humaniod aliens on the show. ... But that's another, more general discussion that isn't limited to Star Trek.

      Well, yes, that's my point, I think the 21st century could use a little biorealism in its SF. NO humanoid aliens, please. The discussion starts with ST, in some ways, since they're the worst offenders in this respect.

      The budget issue isn't as much of a big deal as you think, what with re-using shots, cut-aways, subtle effects, using low-res when it works, and simply make up. You think that goofy convoluted forehead was cheap and easy to stick on every ST extra? Having imaginative body mods isn't a far stretch, or expensive if well-designed. Likewise, nanotech will be mainly invisible, other than its occasional effects: it's more a matter of writing these things into the everyday world of the scripts, without ta-da. These things need to be used judiciously anyway, or they take over from the actors.

      Star Trek (NG I think) dropped a hint in one episode about why the galaxy is filled with quasi-euro humanoids... something about a common ancestor. It wasn't part of the overall continuity concerns in the series, obviously, kind of like the Great Klingon Makeover. We Don't Talk About It.

    3. Re:funny foreheaded aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, there was an episode of TOS where they come into contact with the original humanoids who seeded the trek galaxy, and there were one or two episodes of TNG where they are referred to. It is part of the continuity, it just doesn't get talked about as much as it should do...

      Anyway, you're right, having an all-humanoid, English-speaking, 80% white universe is lame. So is the equivalent mental issue: where everyone has the exact same mindset, or some comic exaggeration of one human tendency (vulcan logic, ferengi greed etc.). Aliens would more often be incomprehensible to us*. I hope one day a sci-fi series exists that addresses that, but I'm not as convinced as you that we have the technical abilities, or indeed enough good writers.

      * This is probably the best argument there is for legalising psychadelics :)

    4. Re:funny foreheaded aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, that everyday sense of the practical and the frivolous, in a way that makes us primitives squeamish, combined with the inevitable innovative fusion of many cultures, would build a setting for real human characters, ca. 2100 onward

      Cyberpunk zoomed up in the early 80s and was exhausted by the 90s. Seems cool at first glance, but it turns out that there's not as much depth there as many thought.

    5. Re:funny foreheaded aliens by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I think it has to do with viewers. People need to identify somewhat with the plot. If much of the time, the cast is dealing with aliens that are incomprehensible to us... where do you go with that?

      People won't watch something dealing with motivations we don't understand.

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  100. New writers by Paralizer · · Score: 1

    Why not fire this Berman guy and hire JMS (I don't know either of these people, but Enterprise plots have been a little dull) to finish the series. If he does a good job, let him do the next ST series too. I just want to see the birth of the Federation!

    The cancelation of Enterprise when it was finally getting to the event was like a kick in the balls, "oh.. here it comes.. the federation is coming.. whats going to happen next.. oh.. *over*". This is no good.

  101. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Sooner or later there must be a theatrical convention in place or else everything would be in subtitles, something only the most hardcore SciFi-er would enjoy.

    Trek is not 100% complete. If the translator worked, the characters' mouths would not match up with their words. All the same, I agree that the UT idea is better than just leaving everyone speaking english.

  102. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by bfline · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have seen every episode and don't recall one time they have resolved the English problem. GateWorld is a good site. (I vaguely recall them making a joke about the English problem once. Does anyone remember what episode that was?) Even the show Farscape had a great idea with injecting the translator microbe. Not to mention hordes of novels with interesting ideas. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had the Babel fish worm. I just cannot understand why Stargate cannot come up with any idea of how to explain them understanding Alien speak. I think they realize it is to late to explain it now. Otherwise, a terrific show, SG1, that hasn't lost any humor over the years either.

    Trek must work on having great storylines, new ideas, more Romulans, things it's been lacking. I'd like to see Star Trek back to the level it should be someday. I think it will be back because it's how we envision the future to be.

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  103. A continuing journy by toonworld · · Score: 1

    The problem with most Star Trek series is that you have several writers for one show which unfortunately causes a lot of inconsistencies in the stories and timeline of events.

    JMS wrote ALL the seaons of B5 before it even aired! Get that guy to write up some stuff and you have a long-running winning show on your hands! I'd definately watch it!

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  104. Let it die already. Trek needs a rest. by 35ft_twinkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

    [ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ]

    I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

    [ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

    [ "Ears" hangs his head ]

    I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

    Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

    William Shatner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... [ walks away from podium ] I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....

  105. OT: That's "Bertie" Wooster by blighter · · Score: 1
    The character's full name was Bertram Wilberforce Wooster.

    Sorry, fairly serious PG Wodehouse fan here. ;)

    1. Re:OT: That's "Bertie" Wooster by Golias · · Score: 1

      My bad.

      But seriously, check out "House." He does an American accent so perfectly, and carries himself so differently, you will hardly recognize him as the same guy who played Wooster (or any of his other various lighthearted comedy roles.)

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    2. Re:OT: That's "Bertie" Wooster by blighter · · Score: 1
      I haven't yet seen "House" but I've been meaning to check it out, I've heard really good things.

      And I had exactly the same reaction when I saw the first promo for it: "Did they say that's Hugh Laurie? Can't possibly be that same Hugh Laurie who played Bertie Wooster..." But when I looked it up, sure enough it was.

      Amazingly skilled actor.

  106. JMS offer rescinded by zurkog · · Score: 4, Informative
    As great as a JMS-written Trek might be, he just rescinded his offer:

    Trekweb

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the middle of the night.

    As you were.

    Thanks and with great chagrinedness --

    jms
  107. suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Let JMS write the political intrigues, Joss Whedon to write the characters and dialogue, and then some things from old-school Star Trek. Quite a mix that would be.

  108. Or Star Trek reality TV! by Snaller · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Star Trek Amazing Race!

    11 teams of people with an existing relationship will race around federation worlds solving problems and seeing improbable sights.

    The teams are:

    Captains Picard and Riker.

    Riker has too much facial hair and Picard has none!

    Dr. Crusher and all powerful son being Wesley Crusher.

    Dr. Crusher can't cure the common cold because it has been cured, and Wesley Crusher can bring it back with a snap of his fingers!

    Lt. Commander Tuvok and Captain Kathryn Janeway

    He's logical and she isn't!

    The Doctor and The Doctor

    One's a hologram and another is a possibly copyright infringing timelord!

    Lt. Ezri Dax and Dr. Phlox

    She's a hottie and he's nottie!

    Captain Jonathan Archer and Porthos

    One is a dumb unreasoning animal the other is a beagle!

    Constable Odo and Seven Of Nine

    He's a shapeshifter and you'd like to shift her shapes!

    Chief Miles O'Brien and Lt. Cmdr. Data

    One will fix your bits and the other is full of them!

    Sub-Commander T'Pol and Tasha Yar

    One is an expert on decon gel and the other is back from hell!

    Lt. Cmdr. Deanna Troi and Commander Kira Nerys

    One is a counsellor the other needs one!

    Guinan Ensign Hoshi Sato

    One speaks in riddles the other speak riddle!


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  109. Yet another reason for Downloadable Content! by aggies11 · · Score: 1

    This is more in response to the idea of fans offering to "pay" for the next series of enterprise. With a finite TV schedule, and relatively few peoples ability to *easily* time shift, it's inevitable that some shows will be watched less than others. And so some shows just won't get the advertising dollars. Which again brings up the perfect idea for TV producers to offer their shows for download, directly themselves. If people are given the ability to watch it, when they want to, at ease, they will likely watch more. Add in a simple uneditable format (to preserve commercials) and it's a win for both sides. (Yes ppl say that commercials will just be ripped, but your average consumer doesn't really care, and will just get the original versions for the simplicity). Personally, this season I have rarely turned on the TV set. That being said, I have been watching more TV shows than ever before. Simply because I can watch what I want, when I want, as often as I want. The freedom makes it so I don't have to choose between competing series, or real world obligations. If your busy for a week or two, no problem, you can always catch up later, and watch several in a row. Miss half the season, because you didn't hear about the show? No problem, you can still get it (and still experience all the commercials!) What you end up with is *increased* ratings for shows, and potentially better advertising because commercials are viewed EVERY time the show is watched, not just the one time that it is aired. Aggies

  110. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >Lies. Roddenberry died at the end of season 5.

    This is a nitpick, but hey, we're all nerds here.

    Roddenberry died on October 24 1991, which was near the beginning of the fifth season. To be even more pedantic, much of the fifth season had already been produced.

  111. What's old is new again... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    JMS calls for everyone who thinks a JMS-run Star Trek series would be a good idea to write Paramount and let them know.

    This harkens back to the days of Bjo Trimble (Startrek Concordance) in the original days of ST:TOS, and the letter writing campaign to NBC that gave us the, uh, well, undistinguished Third Season -- AND SYNDICATION!!!

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  112. Please don't write it yourself JMS by Illserve · · Score: 2

    You're good with plot arcs, and managing huge projects.

    But you are a *terrible* writer!

    Your dialogue is so unsubtle it is akin to be smacked in the face by a hallibut every time someone opens their mouth.

    Hire
    someone
    else

    1. Re:Please don't write it yourself JMS by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      He probably can't hear you; all the writing awards he's won over the years are blocking your voice.

      Spotty acting? Sure. A number of awful episodes? Definitely. A rushed fourth season, and relatively vacant fifth? Check. Dated effects? Of course.

      But BAD WRITING? You're nuts. Writing is what elevated and redeemed B5.

      B5 was nominated for the Best Dramatic Presentation Hugo three years running (won it twice, and would've the other time too if it hadn't been competing against itself). You think they give the Hugo for Best Dramatic Presentation for what, special effects? Dramatic Hugos are about writing. Maybe it's not "subtle" enough for you (whatever the heck you mean by that), but it was pretty damn good.

      This is a guy that writes 10 hours a day, 7 days a week, 360+ days a year, and he's been doing it for decades.

      Some other accolades: The "Ray Bradbury" award (for work on B5) from the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, and Science Fiction Age dubbed him "the Tolstoy of Science Fiction."

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  113. Too much of a good thing? by Reapman · · Score: 1

    First off I love Star Trek (not hard core, but I have enjoyed the series)

    But, am I the only one that thinks the best thing for Star Trek would be a break? Paramount/whoever has been milking that franchise heavily for the past several years and perhaps they just need to take an extended break (several years, not months) to rebuild interest with the general public. The break between the original series and Next Gen was huge, so why are we having series after series after series all the time (other then the obvious to squeeze every nickel out of it)?

    1. Re:Too much of a good thing? by settsu · · Score: 1

      ...I believe this is a more respectable solution. As much as I enjoy Enterprise, milking what is proving to be an inferior cow doesn't bode well for the future of the Star Trek legacy.

      If the Original Series can come back and make a string of viable mainstream theatrical releases as it did, certainly the more recent offerings from the Star Trek universe can make a go of it.

      But it won't happen if the last thing on the general public's AND fans' minds is a long painful struggle on life support.

      Think Elvis in his waning years and that ought to dissuade the motivation for a embarrasging and glory-less "last hurrah".

  114. An idea to save Enterprise and create this new ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make them both online excludsive content.

    Find two major advertisers willing to put ads at the beginning of each ep (like last seasons 24 premiere) and allow the eps to be downloaded. I'd say look to companies like Apple, GM, and maybe Sony to put these ads in.

    Each season, offer the entire online season and the finalle on DVD (last ep of each season only on the DVD set) Offer an additional DVD with bonus content with the set as well. Seems to me that this would be an easier way to make money on a series that gets bad ratings... (bad rateings don't equate to a bad show all the time.. sometimes it's just idiots putting the wrong shows against each other, or bigger idiots letting shows get preempted for local sports and never saying when the show will be repeated, etc)

    So maybe I'm smoking something.. shrug.. I say screw the Neilsons and the majority of the advertisers ... make shows for the damn viewers for a change!

  115. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by minairia · · Score: 1

    I think I remember that one, I think it was the episode where a movie studio is filming a "StarGate" movie that seems too close to the "real thing" and they send Colonel O'Neil to figure out how the movie people could have gotten so close to the truth. That little whiny ferret-like guy with the glasses is in it also, I think.

  116. Wrong, Ivanova is God! by brianber · · Score: 1
    "Ivanova is always Right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out."

    -Lt CDR Ivanova, Voices in the Wilderness

    1. Re:Wrong, Ivanova is God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, no matter what.. JMS needs to bring back Ivanova/Claudia Chritensen(sp?)..

      I will watch just for that...

      Oh.....and YEA!

  117. Re:An idea to save Enterprise and create this new by settsu · · Score: 1

    Good idea from the viewpoint of saving a series and exploring a marketable idea with appeal to just the type of thinking for crowd that stereotypically would follow this series, but... (on to the next poster)

  118. CNN takes notice of save enterprise campaign . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    CNN.com now has this article regarding the save enterprise campaign. They seem to be focusing on the recent ad in the LA Times, and they mention a rally on February 25 in the Paramount lot in Hollywood.

  119. Star Trek fans need to BUY Star Trek. by trimalchio · · Score: 1

    Star Trek fans need to BUY Star Trek. They need to start a non-profit organization, and get someone like Lawrence Lessig and/or the Creative Commons people to help set up a new corporate structure for a media company dedicated to transforming a piece of corporate art into Public Art. Trek is the perfect franchise to start with. It was always supported by a rabid fan base, and so it justly belongs in the hands of fans. If a legally and economically viable system can be established to purchase those rights and successfully manage the franchise, then we might actually be able to make a change in our culture.

  120. Everyone calm down - cooler heads have prevailed by geekboy_x · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This SECOND post was omitted from the original copy that was posted here on Slashdot:

    From: jmsatb5 at aol.com
    Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:03:38 +0000 (UTC)
    Lines: 36

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the middle of the night.

    As you were.

    Thanks and with great chagrinedness --

    jms

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  121. All Good Things.... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

    The last epesode of TNG had a point to it. Too bad they didn't just walk away then.

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  122. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Roddenberry died on October 24 1991, which was near the beginning of the fifth season. To be even more pedantic, much of the fifth season had already been produced.

    Maybe I'm just too pedantic, but no one was talking about when the season aired. Obviously it's the production that counts, so your correct is just strange.

  123. X-files example by wronski · · Score: 1

    IMO, The first 4 X-files seasons managed to balance `mythology` arcs with one-off monster-of-the-week episodes. There was a reasonable amount of character development thorughout (with some secondary ones becoming quite interesting), and the overall mood created by the writing, photography, etc was great.

    Enterprise tried, and largely failed, to achieve all this (at least up to the 3rd season, I haven't watched the later seasons yet). They tried very hard to create the sense of dread/wanderlust of space exploration, but didn't manage to come up with an interesting mythology arc, and in general lacked engaging storylines.

    Most great series 'brew' their characters & story over time to achieve some distinctive flavor. Enterprise had an interesting premise, but didn't really evolve, so it remained bland and uncooked.

  124. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    Some spoiler warnings would have been good there!

    I think your complaints with regard to the Cylon plan are, at this stage, unfair. Up to the end o the first season we still don't really know exactly what the Cylon's motivations and intentions are. They onviously have a very complex and involved plan, but we certainly don't yet know even a fraction of it. Why did they want to kill so many humans in the first place? Even that simple question is still unclear. Of course this just leaves the writers with the quandary of how to explain all of this. I must admit I have the feeling that they don't have a grand plan either and are simply putting off the inevitable by keeping everything vague. Who knows, maybe by the end of the whole show we'll have an excellent explanation of the Cylon plot that fully explains all their actions. Then again we may have a bunch of hole ridden drivel. For now we're just horribly incomplete.

    I do agree that Baltar and the Cylon testing has been just silly. That doesn't bode well for how the rest will be handled.

    Jedidiah.

  125. In my opinion ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is time to take Star Trek out to the edge of the woods, throw a piece of meat on the ground and while it is eating, put the shotgun on the back of it's head and pull the trigger. They could even do it next to the grave of X-Files and the shark both of them jumped.

  126. Mod This Man Up by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    I just laughed Coca-Cola out my nose.

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  127. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by dswensen · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, it's not the kind of show you can just watch here and there, or watch the first couple of episodes of, and get any kind of idea about it. The ongoing story arcs and continuity are B5's greatest strength, which you won't get any sense of if you just watch it "here and there, on and off." Unfortunately, your opinion sounds a little uninformed to me.

    And yeah, the special effects are pretty dated to a 2005 audience, but in the early 90s they were really pretty decent overall, especially for a low-budget sci-fi show constantly on the edge of cancellation like B5 was.

  128. Writing to Paramount by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Is this a charcoal-and-tree media write-in, or is there an e-mail / petition site set up, or what?

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  129. Star Trek by tacocat · · Score: 1

    I don't know how well the show can do with out Shatner. But then I only watch the originals, even Picard with his socially engineered story lines got pretty boring after a while.

  130. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish they'd try and introduce odd colloquialisms ... some sort of stumbling block to communication.

    Sucat, his eyes uncovered. Chaka, when the walls fell. Darmok and Jilad, at Tanagra.
  131. Re:SG1 and Atlantis: Every Alien Speaks English no by utopia27 · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll be a mega-geek, and respond from the directors' commentaries on the series DVDs (yes, I did go through and listen to al the commentaries too...).

    The first movie actually had everyone speaking divergent languages - though largely based on Egyptian/Sumerian, and dialectualized to hell and back through isolation-induced drift.

    This is why the Daniel Jackson character is the translator/egyptologist/archaeologist from hell.

    Well... when they went to series production, they just couldn't justify spending 1/3 of each 44-min episode with, "pardon? say again? could you point to the noun?". So they largely dropped the whole issue.

    If you watch closely, the language issue does continue in a less-prominent form. The language of the Ancients is related to Latinates, the Asgard have a Germanic Ur-language, &c.

    So, in short, they're employing a bit of artistic license and series-convention in allowing everyone to communicate fairly easily. Maybe some techno-babble would help buffer our suspension-of-disbelief (and probably introduce some additional plot capabilities), but short of a radical rewrite, the horse is out of the barn...

  132. JMS fan project? by glasse · · Score: 1

    Why can't we just give JMS a bunch of money and let him make something of his own, so that the suits don't screw it up? I loved B5, but a JMS-induced Star Trek gives me nightmares.

    Ethan

  133. JMS is more than just B5. by solariax · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's seen his more recent project with the folks behind Stargate SG-1, "Jeremiah," knows he can project a very strong story without relying on the same old bull. I very much hope that Jeremiah has a chance to be "finished" someday (the story was very much left hanging at the end of S2), but as long as JMS gets his own high-profile show I don't care what label or brand gets slapped on it. JMS would breathe new life into Trek, and anyone who stands in the way of this project is a fool. His new Trek series will, no questsion, kick ass.

  134. You've GOT to be kidding!!! by JackHolloway · · Score: 1
    you *hated* the Enterprise opening theme...



    but *liked* firefly's opening theme??? (or at least are neutral enough to not complain about it)



    WTF, Over??


    I thought the opening sequence was the only good thing about enterprise. It captured the spirit of exploration that drives us onward and upward. just because it wasn't a swelling, throbbing (heh) symphonic number it suxxors??


    *shrug*


    I guess my musical tastes are just pervy

    --
    "It may just be that there is something fundamentally unworkable about government itself" -H. Beam Piper
    1. Re:You've GOT to be kidding!!! by mathesius · · Score: 1

      I liked the theme song too, and have been a ST fan for 20 years.

      Actually, the theme song snared Enterprise one viewer, my wife, because she liked the theme song so much.

      The theme song wouldn't be appropriate for a darker show like Battlestar Galactica, obviously, but it fits the theme of Enterprise. I like the historical perspective involved too.

  135. Soaps work by BAM0027 · · Score: 1

    Can you say "Desparate Housewives"?

  136. JMS is more than just B5. by solariax · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's seen his more recent project with the folks behind Stargate SG-1, "Jeremiah," knows he can project a very strong story without relying on the same old bull. I very much hope that Jeremiah has a chance to be "finished" someday (the story was very much left hanging at the end of S2), but as long as JMS gets his own high-profile show I don't care what label or brand gets slapped on it. JMS would breathe new life into Trek, and anyone who stands in the way of this project is a fool. His new Trek series will, no question, kick ass.

  137. Re:Please donate to worth causes instead of a TV s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donations to great causes would be more worthwhile than

    And who are you to set an absolute standard of worth for everyone?

    BTW, you're wasting time posting comments to slashdot, when you could be working hard to earn money which you could donate to worthwhile causes.

  138. technical advances and ethics by Kris+Magnusson · · Score: 1

    i agree with you that a sci-fi series should take nanotech, etc., into account. but there are all sorts of technical advancements that will happen between now and the 23rd/24th century--strong ai, genetic engineering, space elevators, and so forth. what i would like to see in a sci-fi series is how humanity has advanced its ethics to benefit from these technical advancements to promote the greater good and individual liberties.

    for example, i always thought it was dumb that genetic engineering was outlawed in the federation because a bunch of g.e. people tried to take over the world three/four hundred years previously. i think roddenberry would have approved of stories that emphasized that genetic engineering could eliminate disease and misery. those stories would fit right into the notion of roddenberry's utopian society--it's just that the ethical angle would have to be developed and explained in order to make the trek universe cohesive. same goes for every other technology developed between now and then.

    (while i'm talking about dumb things in sci-fi series, why is it that the federation would give up its rights to develop a cloaking device? and why is it that starfleet soldiers go into battle without armor or personal shields?)

    basically what i am saying is that the architect of a sci-fi series should take into account the development of ethics that helps advanced technology benefit the greater good and promote individual liberties--and create a much more satisfying sci-fi series as a result.

    .......... kris

    --
    "I thought I could organize freedom. How Scandinavian of me."
    1. Re:technical advances and ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is it that starfleet soldiers go into battle without armor or personal shields?

      Because shield generators are really, really, heavy, and you can't carry one unless you're equipped with a couple of antimatter reaction nacelles? (Insert 7of9/T'Pol joke here.) I don't think personal shields were ever a part of Trek tech.

      As for armor, I do recall actual soldiers in DS9 wearing armor. Ship crews, even security, are not infantry (the backstory in "The Cage" notwithstanding). But when you consider that hits from phasers/disruptors/etc often completely disintegrate whatever they hit, clothes and all, armor would seem rather pointless. Even the militant races, like Klingons and Cardassians, are wearing armor because it's a traditional style more than for any actual practical effect, kind of like those tall shako hats on the Buckingham Palace guards or kilts for the Highlander regiment.

    2. Re:technical advances and ethics by Kris+Magnusson · · Score: 1
      I don't think personal shields were ever a part of Trek tech.

      cough**borg**cough

      my point was that they should be. surely the state of the art should have advanced enough to supply personal shields to ground infantry.

      ...... kris

      --
      "I thought I could organize freedom. How Scandinavian of me."
    3. Re:technical advances and ethics by gobbo · · Score: 1
      i think roddenberry would have approved of stories that emphasized that genetic engineering could eliminate disease and misery.

      The idealistic/ideological narrative of Progress isn't that interesting a story unless there's resistance and complication. Atomic power was going to free us all... but we won't deal with the waste properly or open up the process, so people oppose its widespread deployment, and the biggest impact the tech has had on our lives is to loom over us with mushroom clouds and fear of the end-times. Saviour or total annihilation? That's the dialectic driving the narrative about any major speculative tech. Placing limits on deployment seems to be a moral thread in the Rodenberry universes.

      there are all sorts of technical advancements that will happen between now and the 23rd/24th century--strong ai, genetic engineering, space elevators, and so forth.

      Well yes, I used those examples because nanotech will be ubiquitous, and bodymods are, and will be, very telling cultural expressions. Of course the really interesting discoveries haven't been discovered yet, the things that will be everyday yet seem indistinguishable from magic to us. Imagine a Jacobean drama about computer nerds, swapping mp3s and grabbing pop cans from a beer fridge... you see the problem.

      Then there's the 'where's my flying car' issue-- some things that seem self-evident as future developments just aren't that practical or enough of a priority.

      Good SF can't hope to be really predictive. I just wish writers/producers would extrapolate based on good guesses and informed SF, both 'hard' and 'soft.' It amazes me how much of hollywood relies on the SF genre (especially blockbusters), yet, many of those films are standard hollywood formula productions with a thin patina of afterthought SF, leaving horrible continuity problems no self-respecting print author (or reader) would stomach.

      In other words, we need actual SF thinkers making these movies.

    4. Re:technical advances and ethics by Kris+Magnusson · · Score: 1

      i'm not arguing with you that there should be conflict/characterization/etc. i'm an amateur student of screenwriting (i'm a tech writer and am applying to usc's mfa program in cinema for 2006). i'm just saying that the worlds that sci-fi writers (including trek writers) create should be believable given all fields of human advancement including ethics.

      but i am arguing with you that sci-fi writers should be predictive. jules verne predicted a 20th-century worldwide communications network in 1864 and he was right on target. arthur c. clarke predicted all kinds of technologies that are being developed today. hell, roddenberry predicted the alcubierre warp drive. so i think it is a responsibility of good sf writers to be predictive and think seriously about what kind of world 23rd/24th century denizens will live in.

      given your background as a producer, i'd love to talk with you further about your thoughts regarding sci-fi screenwriting, but i can't parse your email address. if you feel like interesting conversation, you're welcome to contact me at kris@themagnussons.us.

      ................ kris

      --
      "I thought I could organize freedom. How Scandinavian of me."
    5. Re:technical advances and ethics by gobbo · · Score: 1
      Wow, brave of you to post an un-munged address. Anyway, this is an appropriate thread given the topic.

      I do acknowledge that many of the ideas proposed by SF writers are prophetic, sometimes downright predictive. I'm just pointing out that a) it's a crapshoot and b) the story comes first, which means tapping in to mythic narrative structures and genre tropes. Hollywood use of SF tropes is often far too weak or superficial, and that's where the future-realism breaks down; a writer like Clarke is also a scientist and knows how to work the tropes for both believable thought experiment and mythic structure.

      I think the challenge of creating a comprehensive future scenario that includes "all fields of human advancement" is beyond the skill of hollywood scriptwriters, the imagination of their producers, and is perceived to be beyond the tolerance of the general audience. Remember that the show exists in order to deliver you as a market to advertisers, it's mainly a dull numbers game, and the chances hollywood takes are based on the perception of what is seen to be the widest possible audience for that genre.

      The story template that is the old standby requires that the audience identify with the characters without too much work. They can't be too alien to us, since we're presumed to be lazy (we have so much choice) and mildly xenophobic. However, how puzzling would our daily routines be to a 17th C. european commoner? They would be affronted by much of what we consider everyday. Even more so how 2300 CE life would be difficult for us, I conjecture (thoughtful futurephiles excluded). So, there are a few key technological changes each story proposes that figure strongly, but culture, politics, relationships etc. are left all too familiar. Most SF on the screen is more like a disguised current affairs show than predictive, and that's intentional. Blame it on producers who don't really grok SF, but control its development on screen.

      SF authors deal with these problems as well, I think. Each tends to concentrate on a range of specific developments, that then become generators for the story. Comprehensiveness is just too much work, and likely to detract from the story.

      As far as ethics goes, I agree that cultural change is one of the weakest components of SF predictions. The cyberpunk style in part is a response to that, I think. For me, some of the most interesting writers are those that use the frontier trope to explore how people adapt both physically and culturally. John Varley (Steel Beach), Samuel Delaney (Triton), and KS Robinson (Mars trilogy) are some of the most interesting in that respect, looking at what a confluence of myriad cultures in the confines of new colonies will mean, especially when shaped by the new constraints and freedoms of space and technology.

      The problem with Trek is it's saddled with the weak predictions sanctioned by hollywood 40 years ago, and many of the themes it dealt with are no longer current. It's a space cartoon, and is only constrained by itself and our limited understanding of what's possible technically. 300 years in an accellerated rate of change is simply unpredictable to me anyway, since I think we're in for a historical singularity before then.

  139. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    The fact that Baltar got too tired from doing tests, so he stopped testing people was also sheer nonsense. Why didn't he just get *someone else* to do the hard labour of testing?

    Uh...because he's batshit insane?

    --
    The cake is a pie
  140. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Berman... ego he is to blame

    +5 Accidentally Funny

    (A typo for "ergo", of course. But I like it the way it's actually written.)

  141. Huh? by xihr · · Score: 1

    He's not going to pitch it to Paramount for political reasons but is going to try to apply fan pressure to get them to cave? Is anyone really under the impression that that has the slightest chance of working?

    Paramount is well aware of the rabid and loyal fan base -- a fan base that is willing to sit through such dreck as Voyager and Enterprise. They still cancelled it. That proves that fan pressure alone is not enough to make them change their minds.

  142. GITS: Stand Alone Complex Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like something similar to how Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is set up. You have a mix of 'Standalone' episodes which as one-off stories, often focusing on one or two characters, that has little if no relation to the ongoing story; then you have the 'Complex' episodes that feature more of the cast and progress the ongoing story arc.

    Sometimes the episode types alternate and sometimes you have two standalone episodes in a row followed by four complex episodes.

  143. Read the rest of the thread by denebeim · · Score: 1

    Hey there, Moderator of the usenet newsgroup (rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated) that the post was originally made to. If you read the thread on the newsgroup you'll see that Joe made another post. In it he said: 1) Paramount is going to give Trek a rest for a couple of years 2) He was offered another series starting in '06

  144. um.. what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very few people are just inherently nasty for the sake of being mean (No they do it for greed, power, money) ie. Bush Jr., Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzales... All the human beings operating Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, all the other unknown torture rooms...

  145. Berman's redeeming qualities by Aexia · · Score: 1

    He *did* save Star Trek from Gene Roddenberry after all.

    Initially, he and Braga were the fresh voices that reinvigorated Star Trek. Unfortunately, they've long since become the stale old guard that needs to be tossed out.

  146. Poor JMS--he's going to be pissed... by dooglio · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Now that the cat is out of the /. bag. Here is his followup to his call:

    From: jmsatb5@aol.com
    Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:03:38 +0000 (UTC)
    Lines: 36
    >

    > The rest I leave to the quiet turning of your considered conscience.
    >

    > J. Michael Straczynski

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the middle of the night.

    As you were.

    Thanks and with great chagrinedness --

    jms

    1. Re:Poor JMS--he's going to be pissed... by dooglio · · Score: 1

      Rats. Sorry about being redundant, but I just didn't see the above post.

  147. The Cylons have a plan by Aexia · · Score: 1

    and after 13 episodes, we don't even know half of what it is. And given that it's actually God's plan, the Cylons may not know half of it either.

    I think it's related to the cycle of death and rebirth. The Cylons need the humans to find Earth and it's only through the near total annihiliation of their civilization that they would even go look for it.

    That being said, you needed some serious spoiler warnings. Maybe someone could mod down the parent as a courtesy to Americans.

  148. Re:Who cares?! by fourlugas · · Score: 1

    As long as rerun's of Kevin Sorbo fighting aliens with a super powered dildo in Andromeda are replaced with something, I'll be happy.

  149. previous star trek rumors . . . by LiquidHAL · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing rumors before enterprise aired of the subject matter in the upcoming ST series, and enterprise is so bad i think i'd prefer the WB-style teen drama set in starfleet academy. So bring on whatever these new people have, gotta be better than enterprise.

  150. Not Gonna Happen - Unfortunately by Hellcaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    From Comic Writer Warren Ellis' mailing list:

    ---------------
    ""Joe Straczynski suggested his fans suggest to
    Paramount that he and Bryce Zabel be hired to
    perform their revival of the Star Trek franchise.
    Joe briefly outlined it to me over lunch in
    Vancouver last summer (because I am so
    fucking jetset and famous, me), and it sounded
    like it could make entertaining TV.

    Today, Joe's asking people to stop, because
    he has been made aware that Paramount are
    intending to rest Trek for an indefinite period --
    "a year or two" -- and he's just taken a
    showrunner gig elsewhere for a show that
    launches late 2006. Which, being "a year or
    two" away, means he couldn't do his Trek
    if the idea were picked up.""

  151. IPW diary entry on B5 by ColonelZen · · Score: 1
    The universe is a strange place...

    Last night I posted a diary entry on ipw about B5.

    -- TWZ

  152. Never Mind by Alien54 · · Score: 1

    From: jmsatb5@aol.com
    Subject: Re: UPN Cancels Enterprise!
    To: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated
    Date: 2/15/2005 3:03:38 AM

    >
    > The rest I leave to the quiet turning of your considered conscience.
    >
    > J. Michael Straczynski

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and
    sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software,
    two things happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the
    Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on
    circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So
    it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something
    that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a
    proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a
    new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way
    anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes

    (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be
    fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this
    takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody
    up in the middle of the night.

    As you were.

    Thanks and with great chagrinedness --

    jms

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  153. Re:Who cares?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate shows like Survivor, and all those other stupid reality television shows also. If you want to really keep the show going, thats great for your own jerkoff reasons, but please whoever keeps submitting these stories to slashdot every hour - stop it. No one cares, except maybe like 5 of you.

  154. Re:CNN takes notice of save enterprise campaign . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    CNN.com now has this article regarding the save enterprise campaign. They seem to be focusing on the recent ad in the LA Times, and they mention a rally on February 25 in the Paramount lot in Hollywood



    Great! I can't wait to see the coverage...from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!

  155. Since no one will read this post..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screw Enterprise.
    Don't get me wrong, I loved the Trek franchise when it was worth watching. DS9 despite a shaky start has got my vote for one of the finest piece of story telling on TV. Even Voyager had a few decent episodes. But in going back to the begining, the trek writers have really craped a doozie. That series should be allowed to die, how gracefully is up to TPTB.

    But Star Trek aside, what I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want JMS to do is revive "Captain Powers and the Soldiers of Fortune". Anyone remember? I really loved that show when it aired. It was just too damn bad the toy company that created it pulled the plug because they couldn't sell the toy tie-ins as well as they wanted.

    peace out.

  156. failure of Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The reason Star Trek Enterprise failed..and it DID failm, was that Trip was not allowed to actually marry T'Pol. That cut the heart right out of the series. That her character was make to pander to marriage to an evil slimy oligarch went against all that Star Trek has stood for. Over thirty years of Trek has shown that goodness and honor were valued, and now comes the groom of T'Pol, a lying assassin and scheming blackguard, poor caricature of all things reputed to be Vulcan....and HE gets to marry and keep the best looking Trek lady since 'Seven of Nine' just because he is a scumbag. The series died there in the second episode of the last season for me. All the so called justifications for it are just pandering to a criminal oligarchy as depicted in the show's presentation of the Vulcan government.
    A presentation, I might add, that paints a dark picture of a world where evil is rewarded and the earth is encouraged to emulate. Make no mistake,
    many viewers will not really know just why they
    tuned trek out. Many will say that reception of monopoly controlled UPN free to air stations was poor if one lived over 20 miles from a tower. Many others will say that they were not going to fork over thirty bucks a month to a crooked monopolist of a small dish service provider just to see UPN because that small dish provider had bought out or threatened all the competition into silence or compliance. Still others will say that they were willing to watch it on GB-603 on C-Band where KTVD, UPN20 Denver, Colorado showed it for more than a year until the monopoly threatened it into silence just two months ago. MILLIONS WATCHED IT FREE ON C-BAND UNTIL THAT ACT!!
    Unless the show can be brought back on C-Band
    in its natural home, the Sci-Fi Channel so that a-la-carte big dish viewers can watch it for two bucks a month; and unless the bad plots as detailed above can be changed by better writing...(read LEAVE THE GREEK TRAGEDY AND SO CALLED REALITY TV TO THE 'COPS' SHOW); and unless Trip and T'Pol can put the heart back in the series like Tom and B'Lanna did on Voyager
    and Keiko and O'Brien did on STNG, I really fear that this series is dead. Future series take note! We the public will not watch the bad guys win. We watch for enjoyment and escape. We want to see the bad guys' butt seriousely kicked, and when we do not see it happen, we turn it OFF!

  157. Re:It is good that you added the clarification.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it was starting to look like a short-term memory problem was also a contributing factor to your lack of Farscape enjoyment.

  158. Preview? Now *that* is an idea... by Pliny · · Score: 1

    Not that it'd ever happen, but could you imagine Paramount publicly saying something like "Even we admit Trek has been sucking, but we love the money, What the *hell* do you people want, anyway?" and then running a season of pilots for new Trek series.

    Think about it, you could try all the wildass ideas that have been floated by both the fan community and the festering pit Berman calls an imagination:

    1.) Excelsior (Sulu time!)
    2.) JMS goes postal
    3.) Starfleet Academy 90210
    4.) New Frontiers
    5.) Night of the living Kirk (What are there, three different books where he comes back from the dead? It'd be like South Park in reverse! Kids like South Park, right?)
    6.) Star Trek Timecop (It's the timeship Relativity! To prevent the birth of evil terrorists, they jump Seven of Nine around in time as a sexy assasin!)
    7.) Data: Martian Nights (In an attempt to corner the geek girl demographic, Data retires from Starfleet and opens a Night Club on Mars. Eery episode features a four minute sequence when Spiner takes the stage and croons while the plot advances.)

    And many more! After running the season of pilots, Paramount could finally gauge a proper drek-to-profit ratio from the ratings.

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    What does this button d$#%* NO CARRIER
  159. Buy better writing by WillWare · · Score: 1
    I'm a fan of Niven and Doctorow. But there are lots of good SF authors out there, and it's not a huge mystery which ones they are. Why not just pick some of the best writing that exists, and do that show? And if the author wants a fat royalty, make sure he or she gets it. It will be worth it.

    Look what happened with Earth Final Conflict. Roddenberry had a back-of-the-envelope idea that could deliver maybe two episodes, and from that point on, it was talentless hackery on autopilot. If somebody started with the Known Space stuff, or serialized Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom for the first N weeks, it could be a long time before switching over to the talentless hacks, and they'd have a bunch of good writing to imitate. The stench might take quite a while to become noticeable.

    --
    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
  160. Let it go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For gods sake, it's a f*cking TV show. Let it go. Aren't there more worthwhile things to save?

  161. Correction by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Correction: JMS had the story planned out for 5 years. (As well as having the storyline planned out for years in each direction.) And he knew what the main plot points for each episode was going to be before writing the season.

    But he didn't write every episode. There were some guest writers along the way. Towards the end, he wrote every episode.

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    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  162. Too many cooks by dbIII · · Score: 1
    The bad thing about JMS is that once the curtain has been pulled away after the huge and great buildup my reaction was HUH?
    In first season JMS had a bit of interference - there were several meetings about the leads haircut and other sillyness involving people who could override him - but that went away after the ratings numbers come in and he was left to do it. Later on there was a sudden change of plan half way through season 4 to pack the rest of the story into the remains of the season. At the end of season4 there was a move to a new network that wanted more control Claudia, playing the major supporting character was sacked, without JMS being consulted and the show ended up being centred around a new character with the former main character going into the background. The spin off series suffered from a lot of control being taken away from the director (even the uniform costumes changed week to week) and there was little more continuity than Trek. The movies suffered from cast restrictions due to budget - the thing that really worked with B5 was the interactions between large numbers of well developed characters
  163. Thanks by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, "belay that"-post has been reported here several times.
    BTW: Let me thank you for the tremendous job you do moderating the newsgrous, keeping it somewhat sane, spam-free, and free of story ideas. :-)

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    1. Re:Thanks by denebeim · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. It's been quite a bit of fun moderating the group. It'll be 9 years this April.

  164. Enterrpise is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't know why Enterprise is getting cancelled...it is the only one of the Trek series that has maintained the theme of the original. TNG was good but played to an action theme (limited moral issues comapared to the original series). DS9 sucked big time...a soap opera in the making. Voyager was an attempt to get back on track, but missed the mark somewhat...at least it tried.

    Enterprise is back with it.

    The real problem...TV audiences are fickle these days. They want action...now now now. They like lame reality shows, etc etc. They don't understand the moral issues lying behind shows, because the typical mentality of the viewing audience of today doesn't have the mental capacity to understand...or maybe they simply want to get away from issues that parallel modern society.

  165. Timeline (spoilers) by Aexia · · Score: 1

    I do agree that Baltar and the Cylon testing has been just silly.

    Why exactly? He's been jelously guarding the test from anyone so that he'll alone know the *real* results. (Case in point: Boomer)

    There's also a timeframe issue. Colonial Day starts on Day 47. It's probable he wasn't elected until a day or two after the start of the episode. So he's VP day 48 or 49. The raptor he's on crashlands on Day 50. Not a lot of time to hand-off everything to an assistant.

    I think they didn't have a grand plan when they did the mini-series but once they got the go ahead for a regular series, they put one together. The Cylons have multiple objectives. The hybrid is one. Earth is another. And the *humans* finding earth is another part. BSG has a role in God's plan.

  166. A Startrek Campaign to last 1 (One) year. by ehack · · Score: 1

    From the response, I guess my comment needs clarification: 5 years to wait for a plot resolution seems overlong to me. 1 year seems reasonable.

    Which is why I thought that Seasons might become Campaigns, say each beginning with an incident or a mission briefing, moving to a new locale, and (mostly) resolving at the end of the Campaign.

    Am I the only one here having trouble making myself understood with terse Usenet style messages ?

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    This is not a signature.
  167. Hear, hear by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna risk the moderators' wrath and agree with you. I rented some Firefly DVDs after hearing it recommended, and upon viewing the show, I was not impressed.

    Firefly was a space western, a show about wannabe cowboys in space - whoopie. Some of us actually live in the west near real live wannabe cowboys, and lemme tell you, they get old really fast. I like a little science in my science fiction.

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  168. Thank goodness for George Lucas by Matarick · · Score: 1

    No wonder why Star Wars is still remembered today, the inhabitants of the "galaxy far far away" speak thier own languages. Wookies speak Shyriiwook, almost all of the Tatooniense understand Huttese, and almost everybody else speaks in "basic".

    As you guys complained how the whole Star Wars franchise went downhill, just be grateful that if it wasn't for George Lucas helming Star Wars (Episode IV for us geeks), all alien lifeforms would speak in English.

  169. Enterprise fans by geekoid · · Score: 1

    take you money, and use it to by execs coke and hookers. Anything to get Berman out, and Straczynski in.

    That would get me back to Star Trek.
    Or Joss Whedon.

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  170. Dimension-impaired characters and PC'ness lethal. by Bentor+Buzzard · · Score: 1

    Traditionally; Star Trek characters, reminded me of "...your plastic pals that are(n't) fun to be with..." seemed to be less of an issue with the this last series, but it is still somewhat antiseptic and has many awfully goody-goody leanings. Character development was under-shadowed by fancy techno-babble that would even irritate a Telletubby. Although they finally began to give the characters some "issues" to deal with in this series it may not have been enough to keep the audience interested. It seemed that there was little joy/zest among the characters of Star Trek (not the actors but the way that universe works/was-envisioned;) they oft seem wooden lacking and dimension-impaired.

    Don't get me wrong, I found the series(es) amusing and enjoyed it, but they had serious issues which was damaging as a whole. They became reliant on the many of the same rote plot devices that saves their bacon from any real consequences (for the most part.) Weebles wobble but they don't fall down, the writers treat everyone on their series like Weebles. If a character took a really, really hard fall now and then I think that it would (have made) make things more interesting.

    I think that the mini-arcs that they began to use for their format was a very good start; as was the drifting to a darker tone for the series. Unfortunately the series' chronic PC nature was always a killer as was their "can't we just get along" optimism. I'm sure that the Starfleet HR department was proud in any case.

    Does the series require cancellation? No, they are relying on one set of flawed numbers for their ratings. Nelson's only have something like 5,500 households in their sample. That sample is just in the United States and only takes in account for live broadcast and not those who time-shift. Also the show was move to a bad time slot. Friday evening that is against a lot of people going out and against other popular sci-fi series offerings. Just too much competition at that time period. You want a show to do well? Look at times where it won't have a lot of competition. They also are not looking at the foreign and syndication resale rights. The series may have a higher up front cost than other series but as a reseller it would have longer staying power on the market than many offerings like the current crops of reality-tv which are cheap up-front and therefore make for quicker short term profit but may never re-syndicate well and thus never make long-term returns. Star Trek as a franchise seems to be one of those shows that can be resold over and over thus bringing in a long and steady return over the life of the copyright.

    Does it require a hiatus? Yes, they need to stop and rethink a few things and the directions that would make the show more interesting and more original. Less rehashing and less plot devices to safe the day. More conflict and controversy, occasionally do something shocking; less political correctness.

    Maybe a little strife among the crew with a grudge that festers. T'pol could start up her little "drug" habit again. Then on arrival to a newly visited planet one of the resident aliens would appear on the big bridge screen and unexpectedly one of the bridge crew could suddenly scream "you stupid Gray, you've abducted your last human from the Iowa Boondocks and gave him a probe 'you know where,' we've warned you about not doing that... we're nuking Zeta-Reticule now" and take over the weapons console and drop a couple torpedoes on their capital city before being restrained.

  171. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    I wasn't entirely 'awed' by the special effects. Granted, for the time, they were the best commercially available for the price they were willing to pay, they still looked less real then the 'old-school' work done on the Star Trek series of the time.

    I did my best to watch the entire first season and watched a portion of season two. It couldn't hold my interest. Regardless of that, a science fiction, or any television series, even with a large scale story-arc, needs to make it possible for someone new to slide into the story without being so lost that they can quickly lose interest.

    The X-Files did an excellent job of that, Enterprise Season Three did a decent job of that, Star Trek:DS9 did a good job of that and even though I am not so hip to Stargate SG-1, that show even does a decent job of that.

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  172. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
    I could use that excuse for nearly anything. Sorry, but that is lazy script writing. They can do better than that.

    ***SPOILER WARNING***

    Besides, he does not seem plain insane. He is not just seeing things in his head from his neurons, his pseudo-delusions have been seen by others too, not to mention that his delusions know things he had no personal knowledge of. It is painfully obvious he is being manipulated by the Cylon into seeing those visions. Yes, he is a coward. If he is being edgy and paranoid, well, who wouldn't be on those conditions? The fact remains, despite the artificial visions, he seems to be holding up pretty well. So sorry, but that line doesn't stick on this aspect of the plot.

  173. Can we see it? by felicity4711 · · Score: 1

    I'd feel better about if I could see his treatment...besides, why does everything always have to be rebooted? Why can't anyone just do new episodes in the same continuity anymore? Reinvention and reimagination are just another way of saying someone wants to rape my childhood.

    1. Re:Can we see it? by felicity4711 · · Score: 1

      OTOH, it should be noted in fairness to JMS that he was also part of my childhood, via his writing on Captain Power and The Real Ghostbusters!