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  1. Re:At least you *could* install Windows... on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 0

    AOL Cds make great guitar picks. Just stamp out the shape of the pick, and Viola! A shit load of free guitar picks.

  2. Let's tie some buttered toast to their backs. on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 0

    They are like a cat that always lands on it's feet.

    That way, they will not land on their feet, and if they don't land on their backs, they will explode from the logical contradiction.

  3. Your muscle mass is limited by your hormones. on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 0

    The more testosterone, etc, you have, the greater muscle mass your body can sustain. Hence bodybuilders and steriods. Only by using the roids and HGH can bodybuilders sustain such massive bodies, which, in itself, is unhealthy. (5'4" at 260 lbs is unhealthy no matter what its composed of.) Take em off the roids, and they deflate like a balloon. So, this kid may or may not be limited to the amount of muscle he can sustain over time; it depends on his hormones.

  4. See her on Fark? on The RIAA Sues 482 More People · · Score: 0

    Pimples, zits and blemishes galore. Heres the article. The Sun

  5. In Soviet Russia... on Open Source Life? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... old jokes laugh at you!

  6. It is complete! on SpaceShipOne Flight Not as Perfect as it Seemed · · Score: 0

    The missing third element: "almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades, and pregnancies!"

  7. Re:My roommate last year was named David Huffman. on Computational Origami and David Huffman · · Score: 0

    No, but he folded some do-it-yourself cardboard boxes into........ boxes. Needless to say, I was impressed.

  8. In Soviet Russia... on U.S. Supreme Court: Public Anonymity No Right · · Score: -1, Troll

    papers request you!

  9. My roommate last year was named David Huffman. on Computational Origami and David Huffman · · Score: 0

    Small world? Or a common name? You decide.

  10. Re:Ballistic Flight? on Mike Melvill Chosen To Fly SpaceShipOne · · Score: 0

    I believe the engine is to launch him into a ballistic trajectory, since he is piggy backing on the White Knight carrier vehicle. Unless your post was a joke. In which case I don't get it.

  11. Yes, but... on RF-Blocking Wallpaper · · Score: 1, Funny

    It is your house. No matter how secure it is, they still know where you live!

  12. George Carlin said it best. on Pentagon Seeks A Loophole In The Privacy Act · · Score: 0

    The Upper Class: has all the money.
    The Middle Class: does all the work.
    The Lower Class: there to scare the shit out of the Middle Class.

  13. I thought.... on Pentagon Seeks A Loophole In The Privacy Act · · Score: 0

    shoplifters were considered terrorists now?

  14. Knock knock joke. on Pentagon Seeks A Loophole In The Privacy Act · · Score: 0

    Knock knock.
    "Whos there"
    Gestapo!
    "Gesta...."
    Silence!

    Anyway, in all seriousness, we (the U.S.) are boned.

  15. Bravo. on SELEX at Fermilab Discovers New Particle · · Score: 0

    Very very right. I hate it when people say something of the sort like "well, it only happens in the lab, it doesn't count." "Yes, (insert phenomenon here) has been observed in a lab, but that is irrelevent. It happens."

  16. Re:John Titor on Sen. Hatch to Introduce Wide-ranging Copyright Bill · · Score: 0

    I don't believe this in any way, but if WACO like events happen in the near future, I will be on the look out.

  17. Formulaic.... like this? on Winning Critical Acclaim · · Score: 0

    Do a search for "nickelbacksucks.mp3" and listen. Its friggen hilarious. I'll let you find out what it is if you don't already know.

  18. If you believe that..... on Hotel Tycoon Pushes Inflatable Space Stations · · Score: 0

    I got a bottle of super duper amazingly potent homeopathic water for you. Cures everything from cancer to bed wetting. Only $74.95.

  19. Re:Does not being able to play old games count? on Lessig Legal Team Needs Your Copyright Stories · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And masturbating. Don't forget that one. It's a big one too....

  20. Re:Look at Your Remote Controls on Big Bang of Convergence · · Score: 0

    Ha! Progress my ass! The day I can order my kitchen to fry bacon from my toilet remote control is the day I see progress!

  21. Re:OS bugs are like golf... on New Linux Kernel Crash-Exploit discovered · · Score: 0

    ooooooo, burned!

  22. Re:Guess it beats walking, but not a brisk jog on Zeppelin Flies Again · · Score: 0

    If you can make it from LA to NY in 3 days with a brisk jog..... DAMN! Thats one hellofa brisk jog!

  23. Re:3 Texas candidates won by 18181 18181 18181 vot on Flaw in Florida E-Voting Machines · · Score: 0

    I do agree its suspecious, but what if the same 18181 people voted for all three?

  24. Re:But it's Florida dude... on Flaw in Florida E-Voting Machines · · Score: 0

    Florida will be Florida. Whatcha gonna do? BOMB IT! Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha. But seriously. Florida has some stupid fucks. My sister is a 4th grade teacher near Orlando, and she says some of those kids's parents are damn stupid. Really stupid. If I had an example at the top of my head, I'd type it. Oh well.

  25. Re:Pioneer's unexpected deceleration? on Remembering Pioneer 10 · · Score: 0

    It's similar to the zeeeouuuu sound cars make when they drive past you

    You mean the doooooppleeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr effect?