I prefer to blame all politicians that are in office equally. They do nothing but bitch and moan at each other and get nothing important done. That is exactly why I am reading about this article, because they all wasted their time so that I could in turn waste mine. Good for you America!
Here's an idea, let's worry about death, poverty and disease. Maybe I am just being a communist-terrorist son of a bitch though.
If it is just a conspiracy and not actual news then it's a good thing none of the major NEWS agencies ever covered anything about this until the government wanted to prove all the "crazy people" wrong.
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Good thing we have proactive press in this country instead of reactive press.
Good plan, let's completely cut off all the students that don't like talking to the preps and jocks in school from socializing with like minded people. Even if socializing doesn't involve physical contact that doesn't mean it is bad, you still learn skills for talking to people and discussing things. I have a better idea, let's just burn down all the libraries and murder all of our professors.
Nothing can even come close to being as cool as Google Earth, I have wasted days and days on that program just looking at crazy stuff around the world. I would love to see them top themselves though and come out with more cool stuff, god knows the have the expertise to make it happen.
Wow, I should have read the article. If they are released on more than just Xbox on release then I will stay loyal to them, but god help them if they dont.
I won't be buying this game no matter if it comes out on pc or any other console just because of this news. The game should be released on all platforms simultaneously or not at all. I never agreed with them releasing it on PS2 before any others either so don't think that is the only reason why I am boycotting it.
This really is a sad day in the world of video games, I thought this franchise was the absolute best one ever but now I am changing my mind. They are deserting a lot of loyal fans with this move and I hope they figure that out quickly. I refuse to pay that much for a video game console when I can build a computer much smarter and much faster for less.
We're always ambushing un-expecting websites with tons of traffic from slashdot, well maybe we can put this to good use. Put a link up to Diebold's website in the top part of this site on EVERY PAGE and see where it gets us. If nothing else we can cost them a little bit more money by eating some bandwidth up. Could be a stupid idea though so you didn't hear it from me.
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
I don't like Bush bashing either, but I sure hope you're not defending this illegal spying, regardless of what administration it happened under. The whole country needs to have a revolution or elect somebody that can start one. I doubt it will happen until Jesus is as rich as John Kerry and he starts taking bribes from corporations, then maybe we'll have a break in the heart swollowing sadness that is consuming me and many others.
Haha. Nice to see somebody caught that one, I thought it would die miserably. The article was fake, it is on The Onion right now, here is the link bro.
This is the kind of stuff that should be free, stuff that was made so long ago the company can no longer profit from it. The patents and copyrighting is getting so out of control, after a certain amount of time patents and copyrights should be released for free so everyone can enjoy it or benefit from them. Once so much money is milked from one idea it's just wrong and immoral to keep making a killing from it.
Humans really need to hit the next level of evolution, where we evolve into decent fair people so we can continue to progress. Jesus is going to be really pissed off when he comes back, he'll probably say something like: "Quit being dicks to each other, quit killing mother fuckers in my name and for god's sake quit smoking crack!
Hey, I think I figured out what Martin Luther King Jr. meant by I have a dream... he was dreaming about a day when we would all set down our crack pipes and make out with each other.
I would give you a dollar, but there are people I think it would be much more fun to take a dollar from than me, like people who have billions of dollars. My point is not that we SHOULD force him, but the guy needs to be beaten up by all the people who have HIV, including the children. This disease is horrible and if anything we can do will reduce the amount of people that contract it, we should take whatever means necessary to reduce that number. I guess there is no real winner of this argument, some corporation will just end up paying him tons of money if he does have some kind of cure in him. I do think he is a total asshole though.
The needs of the few outway the needs of the many. This disease is human kind's biggest biological threat, we need to know as much as we can about it. Yes he is an asshole, and our government in this so called "free nation" and even the British have done much worse things than require one man to get some tests done on him. Look at Iraq.
They need to tell this guy he doesn't have a choice, this is for the better of humanity. There is no question as to whether or not he should be forced to participate.
If I walk down the street and spray paint my neighbor's house, or nail his door open so that intruders may go in and out as they please I would be locked up by the local police department. However, if I was to load spy ware onto my neighbor's computer thus leaving a different kind of entrance open for intruders to roam free, I wouldn't even get a slap on the wrist. The real problem is I don't have to load it on there, he will do it himself.
Bottom Line: STOP DEFACING MY PERSONAL PROPERTY!
These companies are getting away with doing stuff nobody else can do, and why? I don't know, but I wish I was a lawyer.
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! (Background: Damnit! What? He's using the Chewbacca defense!) Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
There is no end to this, it is great. Glad to see stuff like this happening, this is the only company I have no problem with if they decide to monopolize the industry. Milton Bradley would be so proud they're following in the footsteps of his board game!
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Here's an idea, let's worry about death, poverty and disease. Maybe I am just being a communist-terrorist son of a bitch though.
\\Insert sarcastic remark after this line
Good thing we have proactive press in this country instead of reactive press.
Good plan, let's completely cut off all the students that don't like talking to the preps and jocks in school from socializing with like minded people. Even if socializing doesn't involve physical contact that doesn't mean it is bad, you still learn skills for talking to people and discussing things. I have a better idea, let's just burn down all the libraries and murder all of our professors.
Nothing can even come close to being as cool as Google Earth, I have wasted days and days on that program just looking at crazy stuff around the world. I would love to see them top themselves though and come out with more cool stuff, god knows the have the expertise to make it happen.
Wow, I should have read the article. If they are released on more than just Xbox on release then I will stay loyal to them, but god help them if they dont.
This really is a sad day in the world of video games, I thought this franchise was the absolute best one ever but now I am changing my mind. They are deserting a lot of loyal fans with this move and I hope they figure that out quickly. I refuse to pay that much for a video game console when I can build a computer much smarter and much faster for less.
My Tuesday is now ruined, thank you assholes.
We're always ambushing un-expecting websites with tons of traffic from slashdot, well maybe we can put this to good use. Put a link up to Diebold's website in the top part of this site on EVERY PAGE and see where it gets us. If nothing else we can cost them a little bit more money by eating some bandwidth up. Could be a stupid idea though so you didn't hear it from me.
If I didn't understand how that could bothering to you I would say you are the pickiest person ever, but I understand. Haha.
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
I don't know what I would do if Jesus wasn't on their side. I might find things like this to be morally wrong or un-justified.
I don't like Bush bashing either, but I sure hope you're not defending this illegal spying, regardless of what administration it happened under. The whole country needs to have a revolution or elect somebody that can start one. I doubt it will happen until Jesus is as rich as John Kerry and he starts taking bribes from corporations, then maybe we'll have a break in the heart swollowing sadness that is consuming me and many others.
Awww... c'mon, that's classic family guy comedy!
You said penetration.
The article from The Onion
Thanks for noticing!
That is possibly the scariest news headline I have ever read. The worst one I have ever seen is 133 Dead As Delta Cancels Flight in Midair.
Humans really need to hit the next level of evolution, where we evolve into decent fair people so we can continue to progress. Jesus is going to be really pissed off when he comes back, he'll probably say something like: "Quit being dicks to each other, quit killing mother fuckers in my name and for god's sake quit smoking crack!
Hey, I think I figured out what Martin Luther King Jr. meant by I have a dream... he was dreaming about a day when we would all set down our crack pipes and make out with each other.
I would give you a dollar, but there are people I think it would be much more fun to take a dollar from than me, like people who have billions of dollars. My point is not that we SHOULD force him, but the guy needs to be beaten up by all the people who have HIV, including the children. This disease is horrible and if anything we can do will reduce the amount of people that contract it, we should take whatever means necessary to reduce that number. I guess there is no real winner of this argument, some corporation will just end up paying him tons of money if he does have some kind of cure in him. I do think he is a total asshole though.
The needs of the few outway the needs of the many. This disease is human kind's biggest biological threat, we need to know as much as we can about it. Yes he is an asshole, and our government in this so called "free nation" and even the British have done much worse things than require one man to get some tests done on him. Look at Iraq.
They need to tell this guy he doesn't have a choice, this is for the better of humanity. There is no question as to whether or not he should be forced to participate.
Bottom Line: STOP DEFACING MY PERSONAL PROPERTY!
These companies are getting away with doing stuff nobody else can do, and why? I don't know, but I wish I was a lawyer.
Izzy Mandelbaum: Your son's pretty funny, Morty. He oughta be a comedian. Jerry: Actually, I am a comedian. Izzy Mandelbaum: That's not funny.
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! (Background: Damnit! What? He's using the Chewbacca defense!) Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Bah, it's going to happen eventually anyway...whether it's google or something worse, I'd rather have it be google.
There is no end to this, it is great. Glad to see stuff like this happening, this is the only company I have no problem with if they decide to monopolize the industry. Milton Bradley would be so proud they're following in the footsteps of his board game!
I would recommend any ASUS product so far, havent had any problems with my motherboard or video card, both ASUS. If your looking for a cheap, powerful video card with a few high-end features, these cards are ideal. Good work ASUS.