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  1. Re:No problem on Feds May Soon Be Allowed To Use Cookies · · Score: 1

    If you choose to live in a cave, you can't bitch about not having electricity.

    Well, in that case, you can always leech charge your mobile phone at a public place (toilet, cybercafe).... but with mapping sites' annoying reliance on arcane javascript, you can't use the phone that you just charged to browse a mapping site: neither via-michelin, nor googlemaps, nor mappy, nor mapquest.... Ok, so draggable maps and autocompletion of city and street names are nice, but why o why do these sites have to insist on making javascript mandatory, rather than to gracefully fall back on a simpler interface?

    Ok, back to the low-tech method of asking passers-by for directions.

  2. Re:Its OK though on EU May Allow US To Keep Snooping On European Bank Data · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's just the Financial Times

    So what? Even the Financial Times does occasionally blunder...

    and the guy is only a professor

    ... and a senior adviser to the Tax Justice Network. Hardly an impartial source.

    Therefore tax havens must be responsible for the crisis.

    Bombing me with strawman arguments may seem fun, but gets old pretty fast.

    I admin, I may have misread (or misidentified?) his argument. Indeed his article seemed rather obfuscated, making it hard to make out his actual point. If you have further insight what his real argument actually was, could you please sum it up in a few short and concise sentences for those of us who are not emeritus professor?

  3. Re:Its OK though on EU May Allow US To Keep Snooping On European Bank Data · · Score: 1
    Ok, I see it now. The article seems to imply (between much irrelevant filler...) that some of those highly speculative hedge funds also operate in tax havens. Therefore tax havens must be responsible for the crisis.

    But did you think about the baker's involvement in the crisis? Indeed, most hedge fund managers eat bread. So let's jail all the bakers!

  4. Re:Its OK though on EU May Allow US To Keep Snooping On European Bank Data · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fiscal havens played a very important part in creating the current economical crisis.

    Could you explain why do you think that?

  5. It's ... on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    ... The Blob!

  6. The hardest part... on Six Men Endure 105-Day Mars Flight Simulator · · Score: 1

    They had no television

    Easy. I hardly watch TV any more, with all the bullshit that's usually on...

    or Internet and

    That's already lots harder... but I might muster enough willpower...

    their only link to the outside world was communications with the experiment's controllers

    ...

    â" who also monitored them via TV cameras â"

    O gosh! That's cruel. No privacy for a quick handjob... 105 days without wanking, o the inhumanity!

  7. Re:Firefox 3.5? on Attacks Against Unpatched Microsoft Bug Multiply · · Score: 1

    But what is he uses passive x controllers?

    Easy: Then hax0rs will insert their active probes into his passive security hole, especially after he dropped his canned aire can in the computer cleaning facilities.

  8. Re:I discovered the repulsive force of light long on Repulsive Force Discovered In Light · · Score: 1

    There are even convincing demos to demonstrate the effect: Goatse

    Yes, if you spread away any obstacles, the sun shines even where it usually doesn't...

  9. Re:This is why on Repulsive Force Discovered In Light · · Score: 1

    Actually it's because you're out of phase. With light, opposites repulse, whereas like attracts. So try your luck with boys instead!

  10. Re:whats the crime in hate crime? on British Men Jailed For Online Hate Crimes · · Score: 1
    Anonymous Coward wrote:

    This is not fear.

    You're right. It's not fear. It's cowardice. Anonymous cowardice.

    No seriously, that's just how these words are build. Xenophobia is also hatred of, rather than fear of strangers.

  11. Re:Throwing the baby out with the bathingwater? on Strong Passwords Not As Good As You Think · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, Windows weaken the security of every house...

  12. Re:Real men don't use tools? on Is Sat-Nav Destroying Local Knowledge? · · Score: 4, Funny

    if real men don't use hammers. I wouldn't use one to open an egg

    What's wrong with using a hammer for kitchen tasks? Maybe not opening eggs, but they work great for separating frozen sausages from each other!

  13. Re:There's a reason we men don't trust the sat-nav on Is Sat-Nav Destroying Local Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    You can be driving along a motorway, and suddenly she pipes up "TURN LEFT!!" If you were keyed to obey her, you'd fly off the overpass and fall down into traffic.

    Well, if you're really in a hurry...

  14. Bossy GPS? on Is Sat-Nav Destroying Local Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    Moran says that men seem to recoil from being given digital instructions by a woman, and read the satnav woman's pregnant pauses, or her curt phrases like 'make a legal U-turn' and 'recalculating the route', as stubborn or bossy.

    Well, nowadays for most GPS units, you can get customizations with nice manly voices... So you aren't turned down while it guides you to your hot steamy hookup that you met on Romeo...

  15. Re:Too easy to spoof on Cellphones Increasingly Used As Evidence In Court · · Score: 2, Funny

    But yes, I agree. And I would take this further --- if you're ever planning to do something questionable, like cheat on your wife/girlfriend, buy drugs, take clothes/food to an escaped political prisoner who's wanted by your authoritarian government, you should be proactive and take the battery out.

    But what if it is an iPhone?

  16. Re:Alibi's? on Cellphones Increasingly Used As Evidence In Court · · Score: 1

    All you need is a witness testifying he spoke to the suspect on the phone.

    With these kinds of friends, you don't need enemies.

  17. Re:Awesome! on Gaze-Tracking Software Protects Computer Privacy · · Score: 2, Funny

    especially for looking at porn in your cubicle at work.

    Careful there. What if your boss notices that only the guys in the porn flicks stay in focus, while the chicks are blurred...

  18. Re:Similar at several European banks on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 1

    The people promoting Windows and Microsoft technologies have real names and faces and walk among us every day. Take them out and we've won the first round.

    Exactly. Make use of your second amendment rights!

  19. Re:NASA: how to get your knob out... on Stuck Knob Causes Serious Window Damage To Atlantis · · Score: 1

    Pop the acid

    Well, technically, alkyl nitrites are esters, not acid. But apart from that, nice idea. If it helps the knob go in, it will help it come out too.

    and try and suck the knob till it comes.. out...lol ^_^

    How are you going to suck the knob while it is still in? And wouldn't sucking it make it even bigger?

  20. Re:How about reheating the orbiter to expand it ag on Stuck Knob Causes Serious Window Damage To Atlantis · · Score: 1

    What about simplying waiting a while? Get all hot girls (and hot boys too, for good measure) out of sight, and the knob will shrink on its own. Then a (hopefully ugly) person can go in and pull the knob out.

  21. Re:I hold my phone to my right ear on Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear · · Score: 1

    This is no surprise as it leaves my right hand free to navigate the mouse or type on the keyboard.

    ... or the joystick...

  22. Re:I hold my phone to my right ear on Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear · · Score: 1

    I totally agree, I am right handed and always use my left hand for my phone as I prefer to have my right hand free to do all the other things like driving, smoking and drinking

    Yeah right: driving, smoking and drinking.

    Other actions are left as an exercise to the reader... and that actually explains why most people keep the phone in their right hand: that's the hand they use for eating, so they'd rather keep it clean.

  23. Re:Double Blind? on Need a Favor? Talk To My Right Ear · · Score: 1

    What if they didn't ask for cigarettes until the end of the night, so they were in short supply?

    Wouldn't this affect both ears equally? (Unless the scientists did something terribly stupid, such as asking into the right ear in the beginning of the night, and into the left ear at the end of the night)

    bumming cigarettes off of everyone you see can get you to that point very quickly.

    Again, easy to control for, by making sure you randomize which ear to use over time.

    Did they make sure to get an even mix of responses for males asking males, males asking females, females asking females and females asking males? Did they make sure not to have the person asking in left ears be the one with no social skills and bad breath?

    Unless they "assigned" a specific ear to each person asking, this should not matter.

  24. A little bit of political correctness please... on Earth Could Collide With Other Planets · · Score: 0, Troll

    They are called African-Americans, and if you do put a little bit of pressure...

  25. Probabilities... on Earth Could Collide With Other Planets · · Score: 1

    Could they also calculate the probability of monkeys flying out of my ass? Or would this be considered racist in this day and age?