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  1. Re:And in other news, cows moo. on Microsoft Sues Google For Hiring MS Exec · · Score: 1
    Google is committing the tort of interference.
    So, all runners advance one base, or what?
  2. Re:Dimensions on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: 1
    Should you believe authority without question?
    You tell me.
  3. Re:Its'? on AMD Subpoenas to Stop Document Destruction · · Score: 1
    Think of its (the possessive) the same way you think of mine, yours, hers, his, ours, and theirs. Pronouns are NOT nouns and possessive pronouns do NOT have apostrophes. Its is not the only one, it is not an exception, and therefore it is not an unintuitive gotcha.
    The unintuitive gotcha is, of course, the pronoun that does take an apostrophe in its possessive: one's.
  4. Re:My memories on Discovery Set to Launch July 13 · · Score: 1
    The invasion has eliminated a tyrant and there is no occupation...
    War is peace.
    Freedom is slavery.
    We have always been at war with Iraq.
    There is no occupation.
  5. Re:When did Greenpeace become anti-energy on France Will Be Home To Fusion Plant · · Score: 1
    Or maybe they simply don't believe it's going to work. Thirty years ago I (yes I am that old) I learned in highschool that fission was still thirty years away. Now they say it's fifty.
    And that's just about right, although it's now more like 60 years since the Manhattan Project. But close enough.

    Fusion, on the other hand, is 8.5 minutes away.

  6. Re:Use the Force, Luke? on New Independent Lego Journal Launches · · Score: 1
    According to Jeep, Jeep is an adjective. You shouldn't get into your Jeep; you should get into your Jeep vehicle.

    As a result, the guy in their radio ads who talks about going down to the dealership to check out "their new Jeep vehicles" doesn't sound like a rugged, practical outdoorsman, like they want him to. He sounds like an idiotic corporate tool.

  7. Re:Spreading the goodness too thin on Google Scholar: Not Ready for Prime Time? · · Score: 1
    Google needs Time. Something they can't buy...
    Oh, I dunno. AOL managed to buy Time when they were overvalued...
  8. Re:Forgive my ignorance on MS Patch Train Leaves the Station · · Score: 3, Funny
    but is there an obvious point where software become more patch then content?
    Maybe when you change the name of the software to indicate that's the case?
  9. Re:Origins of "whopping" term. on Largest Privately Owned Supercomputer · · Score: 1
    Eventually, an H got added in, and as computers left the old WOPR in the dust, the term "whopping" came to mean "Yeah, bud, it's really fast!"
    An excellent example of H-infix.
  10. Re:One thing VHS can do that DVD cannot do on Reports of VHS's Death Highly Exaggerated · · Score: 1
    You need a better DVD player. Mine remembers the 'last played' location of up to 40 discs.
    Read more closely. Or are you really claiming that your DVD player transmits this information to a different DVD player?
  11. Re:Wow that's a lot of acceleration on Math to Crack Deep Impact Blurry Vision Problem · · Score: 1
    "The table-sized, 820-pound (372-kilogram) impactor is scheduled to smash into the comet's nucleus at 23,000 mph (37,000 kilometers) per hour"
    No, that's the rate at which I'm building my clone army. Soon we'll take over the world.
  12. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... on Morse Coders Beat SMSers · · Score: 1
    It's not ...---... but rather dididit dah dah dah dididit.
    That's the problem with kids today. With this new-fangled Intarweb thing, they've never run FrontDoor, so they've never heard that sound.
  13. Re:Causality paradox? on The Return of GPLFlash · · Score: 1
    The GPLFlash project appears on Slashdot because it is back in active development. The GPLFlash project is back in active development because it appears on Slashdot.
    That's what happens when you tamper with the Mysterious Future.
  14. Re:It's its not it's! on Google Releases Earth to Beta · · Score: 1
    Only if you mean one's complement. Ones own personal demons shouldn't cause one to mess this up.
    Not according to Fowler's Modern English Usage (3rd ed.):
    [T]he impersonal one always can, and now usually does, provide its own possessive etc.--one's, oneself, and one. Thus One does not like to have one's word doubted; If one fell, one would hurt oneself badly.
    (Emphasis as published.) There is no reference to the form ones.
  15. Re:It's its not it's! on Google Releases Earth to Beta · · Score: 1
    Simple rule: pronouns don't get apostrophes in the possessive.
    Not so simple counterexample: one's.
  16. Re:The biggest downside to Firefox on Pros and Cons of Firefox Critically Evaluated? · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you're the sort of person who can live without Flash entirely, it's a very welcome extension.
    If you can live without Flash entirely, why not use the Don't-Install-Flash-In-The-First-Place extension?
  17. Re:Defrag first, man. on Comprehensive Guide to the Windows Paging File · · Score: 4, Funny
    This has increased boot times on older computers running w2k by as much as 30 seconds.
    That's great! My machine's been booting too fast, and I've been looking for a way to make it take a half minute longer.
  18. Re:Please Say It Ain't So on Lucas To Redo Star Wars In 3-D · · Score: 4, Insightful
    man, people put WAY to much into relevance into a space movie...
    Yeah, they'd be better off taking slashdot comments way too seriously.
  19. Re:Just don't read emails from the bank on Phishers Build Deceptive Links with DNS Wildcards · · Score: 2, Funny
    Advice that doesn't make sense is worse than useless.
    Here's the directions from a can of Campbell's Soup from my cupboard:
    • 1. Lift tab to rim.
    • 2. Pull back slowly.
    • Do not use if tab is lifted.
    D'oh!
  20. Re:Sad, isn't it? on GlobalFlyer Completes Record-Breaking Flight · · Score: 1
    California wasn't chosen because in the event that he did have to land early, he could land in California rather than the Pacific Ocean.
    Huh. I guess I took "catamaran-style aircraft" the wrong way.
  21. Re:Sad, isn't it? on GlobalFlyer Completes Record-Breaking Flight · · Score: 1

    Yeah, out here in California, it's all skyscrapers. We certainly don't have anywhere he could have landed safely.

  22. Re:A friend of mine.. on The Typo Millionaires · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's like what... 1000 USD/year? Not bad.
    1999 called. They want their joke, and their strong US dollar, back.
  23. Re:Redirect government funding to purchase sky-tim on Instead of Revamping Hubble, Replace It · · Score: 2, Informative
    (iv) The Carnegie Foundation, established by the Scotsman Andrew Carnegie, funds many philanthropic endeavours, including public libraries. It provided the money for the famous 200-inch telescope on Mount Palomar, which saw first light in 1950.
    No, the 200-inch was funded by the Rockefeller Foundation. This is why the telescope was owned and operated by Caltech, rather than the more obvious choice of the Carnegie Observatories (who had built the 100-inch telescope on Mt. Wilson). The Carnegie Observatories were the astronomical powerhouse in Pasadena when the Palomar grant was made, but of course Rockefeller wasn't about to give his money to Carnegie's people!
  24. Re:Advertising Tool? on Google Planning Web Browser? · · Score: 2, Funny
    (Before you criticize remember that this is also /.'s business model.)
    Far be it from anyone here to criticize slashdot.
  25. Re:Must Read on Geeks in Management? · · Score: 1
    Um, fuck you?

    God, you people suck hairy man ass.

    Well, obviously, the problem is that you already knew how to win friends and influence people.