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Morse Coders Beat SMSers

dgnicholson writes "Jay Leno did a text off between two text messengers and two Morse coders. The Morse coders handily beat the young whippersnappers with time to spare. It might be a fun phone app to make a Morse code messenger, if you kept your headset in and had an external sender, could be interesting. Perhaps a Morse code Skype device."

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  1. no surprise... by professorhojo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone using morse code on an even occasional basis should have guessed that it would cream the text messagers! There are three simple reasons: (1) A single character of Morse can be keyed in less time than a single character can be entered on the cell phone with the "TAP" method. (2) With the bug, there is no delay created by moving the finger from button to button. (3) Most importantly, however, the text message is time-shifted, whereas morse transmission is real-time. When the sender is done, the recipient is done also.

    1. Re:no surprise... by inaeldi · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the Morse coders were professionals and the SMSers were teens.

    2. Re:no surprise... by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      Plus, on any phone I've used, even with a qwerty keyboard, there's going to be a lag of at least 100ms between keypresses, even if you were to type them at the speed of light (In the absence of oxygen, to prevent fires, of course). Besides, wasn't this posted (in non-late-night-talkshow form) a few weeks ago? Is this a reminder (aka dupe)?

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    3. Re:no surprise... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      Yes, a quick search for 'morse' finds it immediately.
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/ 06/2145200

    4. Re:no surprise... by dougmc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... and the SMSers were teens.
      To be fair, the sending teen (the receiving teen needed no special skills beyond being able to read) had some sort of record at SMS sending speed or something. I seem to recall doing the math and finding that he sent at 30 wpm -- which is pretty impressive, considering! (Of course, the world record for morse code sending and receiving by humans is around 75 wpm.)

      Though he also had the crappy cell phone keyboard (which was probably the point), and the sending ham had a high quality paddle that by itself was bigger than the guy's phone ...

      AD5RH

    5. Re:no surprise... by Kippesoep · · Score: 2, Informative

      I get the distinct impression that teens might as well be considered professional SMSers. The volume of messages they put out is staggering. They're the right choice for the job.

    6. Re:no surprise... by m4dm4n · · Score: 1

      I wonder how fast these teens can send out sms's with a phone that has a mini qwerty keyboard?

    7. Re:no surprise... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Informative

      Granted, but let's see them repeat the experiment with a device that has a full keyboard on it. I've known people who can type on QWERTY at 120 WPM sustained, let's see any morse guy keep up. Or get one of those closed caption keyers to compete as well -- they apparently go up to 250 WPM.

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    8. Re:no surprise... by tka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure. Attach a full keyboard to a tiny a mobile phone, that's a great idea. Trust me, you can't be as quick with those mini keyboards as you are with full sized keyboards.

    9. Re:no surprise... by wallitron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Granted, but let's see them repeat the experiment with a device that has a full keyboard on it.

      Or what about get the guy holding the SMS device (phone) to type in a specially crafted 10 digit number allowing a two way audio connection between two devices.

      Every person on the planet has a wife, sister or mother than can talk faster than 250+ WPM.

    10. Re:no surprise... by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Are you implying then that attatching a huge professional morse key to a phone *is* a great idea??

    11. Re:no surprise... by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 1
      Most importantly, however, the text message is time-shifted, whereas morse transmission is real-time. When the sender is done, the recipient is done also.

      And that's exactly why the comparison is flawed. You should compare morse to speech, since they've got similar uses: direct person-to-person communication. Texting is delayed one-way communication used for wholly different purposes (though I admid I also occasionally have a conversation over SMS ;-)).

      Why were we serious, again? :-P

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    12. Re:no surprise... by wpd · · Score: 1

      How about connecting a sms modem to your computer with a full size keyboard? This is the setup I have and it's quite fast for sending sms messages.

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    13. Re:no surprise... by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who needs a phone? With the experiment they used, all they had to do was shout the message across the room. That technology is hundreds of millions of years old, and predates the human race.

      But anyway, the experiment was designed to entertain and maybe (hopefully!) to educate. Every teenage whippersnapper is out there sending text messages to their friends, but just like they are ignorant of things like who the third U.S. president was or when World War II happened, they are also ignorant about the history of modern communications even though they have made themselves practically dependent upon it.

    14. Re:no surprise... by forand · · Score: 1

      Well hell then lets just compare Morse code to a telephone conversation. The point is that you could easily make a Morse code text messenger that would show BOTH parties readable text but if it was entered with Morse code then it would be much faster than standard SMS. I think the grandparent is correct in their assesment in timing, the problem is that most people will never bother to learn Morse code, just like they dont' bother to learn Dvorak.

    15. Re:no surprise... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      How hard can it be? Add two buttons. One for dots and one for dashes.

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    16. Re:no surprise... by troon · · Score: 1

      Spooky. That's exactly what one of the Morse code guys said about 80% of the way down this page. You must know as much about Morse as him!

      (of course, if you actually are WA7VTD, please ignore my sarcasm...

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    17. Re:no surprise... by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Thats how they should have done it... rather than having a pro morse key where they can tap out those codes at scarily fast speeds...

      Would be interesting to see the test done again like that.

    18. Re:no surprise... by richlv · · Score: 1

      even some older guys (highschool here, college for americans) can pump in messages like crazy. although i consider myself pretty familiar with electronic input deivces, waching how they just fly over those nine buttons...

      well, no wonder, usually they send several dozens of messages a day - so these persons are the ones for this job.

      too bad morse code is not so popular :)

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    19. Re:no surprise... by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 2, Funny

      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.

      I tried posting Post Humously. I found my post lacked flavour.

    20. Re:no surprise... by richlv · · Score: 1

      when i was a kid i knew morse (although i had to think for some not-so-often-used letters). now i can just remember that 'e' was single symbol, though i don't even remember was it . or - :/

      this story might get into mainstream sortals, so that morse might get learned by some teenagers ;)

      oh, btw, i have no idea who the hell was 3rd us president. guess which country you come from ;)

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    21. Re:no surprise... by Naosuke · · Score: 1

      . is e and - is t, that's about all I can remember from ham radio classes in highschool. The sad this is I had that class only four years ago.

    22. Re:no surprise... by n9hmg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the morse guys were amateurs as well. Neither of them has ever had a job in which use of morse code was part of the job.
      The earlier contest, on which this one was based, was held in Australia, and was much more lopsided. The SMSer was a high school girl who did NOT have the world record, and the morse code guys were 90-year-old retired telegraphers. It's been a very long time since anybody got paid to send morse code.
      Chip and Ken are amateur radio operators, K7JA and K6CTW. The tonight show staff just dressed them up like old-time telegraphers.
      VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
      BEDEVERE: The nose?
      VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!

      The big advantage they had is not the quality of their paddles nor the lack of time shifting (the twirp wasn't anywhere near done sending when they finished). They could send every letter with their fingers on the same buttons. Sending text from a cell phone is like hunt-and-peck typing. Sending morse code is more like touch-typing. I personally could have beaten Chip and Ken 2:1 or better if I'd been there with a decent keyboard to enter the text, and I'm not a particularly good typist:

      [hiram@flatus hiram]$ time read line
      I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

      real 0m6.993s
      user 0m0.000s
      sys 0m0.000s
      [hiram@flatus hiram]$

      Another advantage morse has is that more-common characters have shorter symbols. At the extreme, an E is 1/19 as long as a 0(but only 1/9 as long as a 5 - an artifact of the system for numerics).
      Few of these thoughts are my own. This was discussed to death on ham radio mailing lists, on the air, and in coffee shops nation-wide, 3 weeks ago.

    23. Re:no surprise... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      now i can just remember that 'e' was single symbol, though i don't even remember was it . or - :/

      You can probably also remember letters S and O as well, if you think about it, since they are used in the international distress signal, SOS.

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    24. Re:no surprise... by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      If you need two buttons then it's not Morse. Morse uses one button.

    25. Re:no surprise... by richlv · · Score: 1

      yes, i do, though sometimes i wonder wether it as --- or ... at the middle ;)

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    26. Re:no surprise... by turkeyphant · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't - as morse code is much less efficient, it would necessarily be slower despite the reduced finger travel and shorted codes for more common letters. The deciding factor was the input device.

    27. Re:no surprise... by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny
      Who needs a phone? With the experiment they used, all they had to do was shout the message across the room. That technology is hundreds of millions of years old, and predates the human race.

      To be fair, the compression algorithm for this transmission method only allow for two messages:
      "Oh my! I am being bitten!"
      or
      "Boy, am I horny!"

      Off, course, considering they are teens, they pretty much only use the cell phones for variations of message #2, so your point is still valid : )
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    28. Re:no surprise... by magead7 · · Score: 1

      There are some studies related to that sort of thing from Georgia Tech's contextual computing group. You're probably most interested in "An Empirical Study of Typing Rates on mini-QWERTY Keyboards," although the Twiddler studies are also interesting since they present a 3x4 button interface much like a normal phone.

      The answer to how fast on a mini-qwerty looks to average about 60 wpm, and on a Twiddler the speeds average 47 wpm.

      The studies are available at: http://www.cc.gatech.edu/ccg/publications.html

    29. Re:no surprise... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      Already been done, this whole SMS vs Morse is old shit. You can download apps for many phones that lets you key in the message using morse.

    30. Re:no surprise... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Trust me, you can't be as quick with those mini keyboards as you are with full sized keyboards.

      I have one, and you are wrong UNLESS you compare with proper touch-typing, which hardly anyone can do. I'm just as quick on the qwerty thumb pad as I am on a regular keyboard, in fact with automatic word-completing it's probably slightly faster.

      It's not as comfortable though, I wouldn't want to write a novel on it. Nor coding, symbols require shifting etc, though I've posted a fair number of my slashdot comments on it, using minimal HTML.

    31. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every person on the planet has a wife, sister or mother than can talk faster than 250+ WPM.

      You've never heard my wife talk. She forgets words and sometimes forgets what she was saying mid sentence. There will be a long pause were it's clear she is expecting me to talk, while I'm waiting for the sentence to end so I figure out what she was saying. Oh, and she's one of those people who yell into cell phones. We got in a big fight in a mussium because I signalled her to keep her voice down.

      Oh, and before someone says it, I'm making this up. We all know we are unmarried nerds.

    32. Re:no surprise... by LuisAnaya · · Score: 1

      I only do about 13 WPM (General Class) and I'm still faster than SMS on T9. Luis

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    33. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people who use a bug aren't sending morse?

      Wow, you had better let them know.

    34. Re:no surprise... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Yes, and for the same reasons a one-button mouse is better!

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    35. Re:no surprise... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Learning Dvorak is a bit of a different situation. If you started with Dvorak instead of Qwerty then you wouldn't care. It could be said that Morse-code is inheritly more dificult than keypad typing, hence most people still won't want to mess with Morse.

      Incidently, I did take the time to learn Dvorak, but the problem was that I never could get as fast as I was with Qwerty. I can type around 110wpm on a Qwerty setup. On Dvorak I never got above 45wpm. Eventually I just gave up on it because one way was working better, and I didn't want to sit around typing slow just to learn a new layout.

      I do think that handwriting recognition like Palm's Graffiti is a better input method than the standard cell phone keypad tapping though.

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    36. Re:no surprise... by Lockz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we want to be accurate. I've used closed captioning quite a bit because my TV defaults to it when muted -- quite a few errors! 250 WPM comes at a cost of accuracy. I'm sure that the Morse Code operators are more accurate by a long shot!

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    37. Re:no surprise... by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      Another advantage for Morse is that experienced ops (and these were) tend to think in words, rather than individual characters. The SMS 10-button keyboard forces the sender to think on a character by character basis.

      At 30wpm (IIRC, that was the hams' speed, more or less), you hear words, even phrases, in Morse. By the way, 30wpm is well above average ham speed (especially since the licensing requirements were watered down), but at 50+ wpm, Morse becomes as conversational as spoken English.

    38. Re:no surprise... by anjrober · · Score: 1

      How can you possibly say Hardly anyone can touch type? That's crazy. Further, there is no way a mini-keyboard can possibly keep up with a full sized keyboard. I have had all of the mini keyboard (RIM, Treo, T/C, Palm add on one, HP PPC, etc) and used them all extensively. I've even considered myself reasonably fast on them but there is no way in hell they could keep up with my typing on a normal keyboard. You must be really slow on a keyboard. I can type on a normal keyboard faster then I can think. The mini keyboards will never be as fast as a full sized.

      That said, they are still beter then graffiti for many users.

    39. Re:no surprise... by tcr · · Score: 1

      Interesting, given that a new Guinness World Record has just been set by a guy using the new Treo 650.

      I think the previous record was held by a thumbstabber on a traditional phone keypad.

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    40. Re:no surprise... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      How can you possibly say Hardly anyone can touch type?

      I would say that the majority of people in the world who have contact with a PC at least once a week cannot touch type.

      Further, there is no way a mini-keyboard can possibly keep up with a full sized keyboard.

      Depends on how well you use the full sized keyboard.

      You must be really slow on a keyboard. I can type on a normal keyboard faster then I can think.

      I'm not the fastest, I use maybe two fingers on each hand. Embarasing given how long I've been using one, but there you go!

      That said, they are still beter then graffiti for many users.

      Hell yeah. I was debating over whether to get a mobile device with keyboard or not, and I'm glad I choose to. It's far quicker and easier than the stylus, plus for passwords that don't echo back your text it's essential.

    41. Re:no surprise... by lundbergaj · · Score: 1

      Umm, I have a several year old Treo (a phone/palm pilot) that has a full keyboard, it just isn't a tiny phone. Now, I may be faster on a real keyboard than on my treo, but I'm pretty sure I'm faster than the morse code operators were in the video clip. I'm way faster than the text messengers they had who were talking about taking 57 seconds to send 167 some characters. In the clip, they (the morse coders) took 21 seconds to send "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance". Now, I'm not particularly fast at input, but it took me 16 seconds to input that into my Treo. There's a reason morse code has been replaced by typing, even if the keyboard has to be tiny.

    42. Re:no surprise... by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      Granted, but let's see them repeat the experiment with a device that has a full keyboard on it. I've known people who can type on QWERTY at 120 WPM sustained, let's see any morse guy keep up.

      I've known some people that can talk on their phone using their voice.

    43. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt you know anyone who can type at 120 WPM. A actual typing test requires typing for 5 minutes with zero errors. 60 WPM is a decent speed, 90 WPM is excellent and is usually only accomplished by people who type professionally (i.e. typists, not coders). 120 WPM is in the top few percentiles.

      Also, don't forget that touch typing requires that you look at neither your hands nor your output, but only at the copy you're typing. Most people can't do that, and certainly can't do it at 120 WPM for 5 minutes without making any mistakes.

    44. Re:no surprise... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Stopping to think about it, I don't think I've met a woman who uses a computer regularly and can't touch type.

      I know plenty of guys who are advanced hunt-and-peck keyboarders. I only made the leap by covering keys with stickers as I learned them. It was very easy and it sped up my typing considerably.

      I couldn't get more than 35-40 wpm with hunt and peck, and that was only because I had already memorized most key locations.

    45. Re:no surprise... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches!

    46. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the SMSers were teens"

      You have a better suggestion for the qualification of the SMSers? Right, I didn't think so.

    47. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then an "actual" typing is stupid and irrelevant. See, it doesn't matter if you type with no errors, because you can't be SURE that you didn't make any errors. Which means you have to check it anyway. Which means that typing with no errors doesn't save you much time. All the "actual" typing tests I've ever taken either folded errors back into the score as reductions, or else just mentioned the errors alongside the final score.

    48. Re:no surprise... by Pandora's+Vox · · Score: 1

      Care to point out one of these apps? I've been looking for one, and my googling has been fruitless...

    49. Re:no surprise... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Morse code "bugs" have two paddles that move horizontally. The operator pinches the paddles much like people pinch their nose when jumping into a swimming pool. Holding one paddle in produces a series of dots. Holding the other paddle in produces a series of dashes. Pinching both paddles simultaneously produces an alternating dot and dash pattern.

    50. Re:no surprise... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Learning Dvorak is a bit of a different situation. If you started with Dvorak instead of Qwerty then you wouldn't care. It could be said that Morse-code is inheritly more dificult than keypad typing, hence most people still won't want to mess with Morse.

      OTOH, the 'muscle memory' involved in Morse is much less competitive with QWERTY keying. If you learn Dvorak, you'll find yourself touch typing it on QWERTY keyboards.

    51. Re:no surprise... by Star+Stealing+Girl · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, touch typers *don't* need to check what they type for accuracy. The more you do it, the better you develop a feeling for whether the right key was hit or not. I was a data encoder for the post office for 2 years, and the software we used to enter data into did not display what we were typing. (They found that speed and accuracy went significantly up if people were not constantly double checking what they were typing.) Yet most of us had an accuracy of 98% and above while processing 100's of mail images an hour. And this is with a keyboard setup where the homerow could be either letters or numbers depending on what information you were entering in...

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    52. Re:no surprise... by Tzutzu · · Score: 1

      I did transmissions in the armym, and the required speed was 60 chars per minute for the 3rd degree (the lowest).
      The top instructors arround where able to go up to 300, but none of us was able to receive at that speed :-)

    53. Re:no surprise... by Somegeek · · Score: 1
      you are wrong UNLESS you compare with proper touch-typing, which hardly anyone can do.
      US Dept of Labor reports that the are currently about 4 million secretaries employed in the US. I bet the vast majority know how to touch type. Figure, what, 10 times that many worked as a secretary sometime in the last 30 years and are still alive using computers today? 40 million and that's just one profession in one country. A hundred million touch-typists world-wide would not be hard to imagine. Not a group that I would define as 'hardly anyone'.
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    54. Re:no surprise... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the sending teen (the receiving teen needed no special skills beyond being able to read) had some sort of record at SMS sending speed or something. I seem to recall doing the math and finding that he sent at 30 wpm -- which is pretty impressive

      No wonder they go through a new phone every 6 months!

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    55. Re:no surprise... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I tried posting Post Humously. I found my post lacked flavour.

      So you're into cannibalism?

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    56. Re:no surprise... by MrScience · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help but notice that this is a cut & paste from WA7VTD's comment on eham.net, where a bunch of operators originally discussed this event. It's good information, but give credit where credit is due.

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    57. Re:no surprise... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Sure, Morse coders don't need to keep up real-time... that's the difference. With closed captioning, I too notice tons of errors but because it's real-time, they don't have the chance to correct their mistakes. Occasionally, I do notice what seems like backspacing and correcting an error, but if they're doing this for a whole show, unless there are a lot of pauses it's not feasible.

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    58. Re:no surprise... by meme_police · · Score: 1
      Time-shifting, eh? If it's time-shifting can't they just time-shift the message into the past and make the message appear before it was even sent?

      FFS, nothing does time-shifting, it's either delay or latency or whatever. Time-shift implies a two-way shift, AFAIK, no one can send content back in time. Whoever started this usage of time-shifting should be arrested by the meme police.

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    59. Re:no surprise... by jazzman251 · · Score: 0

      Most importantly, however, the text message is time-shifted, whereas morse transmission is real-time. When the sender is done, the recipient is done also.

      Verbally talking to somebody is in realtime also, and its no doubt faster than SMS and morse. It seems that people have forgotten this.

    60. Re:no surprise... by darkonc · · Score: 1

      I can easily believe that. Sometimes when I'm typing out something, I'll just close my eyes, slouch and start typing. -- Like you say -- I just know when I've hit the right key. I probably don't do it that way as often as I should.
      Where I get tripped up, though is when I have to type in some of the special characters. I don't type them as of ten, so I often loose my place when I'm typing them.

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    61. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hardly anyone" can touch type? WTF? You're in some weird alternate universe, dude.

      Almost everyone I know can touch type. I know a few hunt-n-peckers, but they're in the minority.

      I just had a go at the message from Jay's contest. I got it in 4.24 seconds, and I'm a good, but not excellent, typist.

      If you write code or documentation for a living, chances are good you can touch type.

    62. Re:no surprise... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      They are mentioned elsewhere in this thread, I don't have one myself. After posting though I found that someone said they weren't real morse, i.e. didn't comprise of a single key & use timing to dot-dash it. Apparently there were different "dot" and "dash" buttons, so I don't think you are missing much!

      On the other hand, give it a week or so. This morse/sms thing has been floating about for a few weeks, so I'd imagine a few folk were working on other clients.

    63. Re:no surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah massage that text!!! just dont get creamed on!

    64. Re:no surprise... by Salus+Victus · · Score: 1

      If there are any downloads that let you key morse on your phone and have it appear as text in the display, they are very well hidden.

      Plenty of PC stuff that will translate typed text into morse code, and even use a microphone to listen to sounds and interpret them as morse (displaying text) ... but even that stuff isn't for the phone. The only "Morse" downloads I could find for a phone was Ring Tones.

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    65. Re:no surprise... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Most importantly, however, the text message is time-shifted, whereas morse transmission is real-time. When the sender is done, the recipient is done also.

      On the other hand, with the particular contest, the SMS receiver could have raised his hand as soon has he saw it arrive. Sure, the Morse Code guy may be able to anticipate the end, but assuming he's playing fair and not putting his hand up before the end actually comes, that'd buy probably half a second. Even if the SMS guy read the message before putting his hand up and not just as he was reading it to Leno, that'd add probably 2 seconds at most.

    66. Re:no surprise... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      oh, btw, i have no idea who the hell was 3rd us president. guess which country you come from ;)

      My apologies. Hopefully, you'll forgive my U.S.-centric post by realizing that I was ridiculing my country's teenagers (and adults, too) for not knowing jack crap about U.S. history. ;)

      BTW - in case you care, it was Thomas Jefferson. If you've ever seen a U.S. nickel, that's his picture on the front.

    67. Re:no surprise... by Feztaa · · Score: 1

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    68. Re:no surprise... by randomblast · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm 16. I.E. A teenager.

      I do know when WWII was, and WWI, but I have no clue who the third US president was, or the second, or the fourth, or the fifth, and I don't know how many there have been so far.
      But does it really matter? Does anybody actually care? I certainly don't, as I'm British...
      I do, however, know a reasonable amount about the history of communications, and how modern communications devices work. In fact, I make a point of not using any device unless I have at least some idea of how it works.

      So really, your generalisation is unfair. A lot of teenagers are actually quite intelligent.

      Oh, and more on-topic... Morse code isn't quite as efficient for text entry as predictive texting, unless you've had a lot of practice, and can type it very fast. Even then, you'd want to convert it into 8-bit/5-bit SMS, otherwise it's horribly inconvenient.

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  2. What you say??? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    If Morse code is so much better than using text messaging, why doesn't everyone do it?

    Rhetorical question. The answer, obviously, is that it is a pain in the ass to learn and gain any serious encoding/decoding speed.

    It's a lot like typing (which most of us take for granted). Objectively, it is the fastest way to transcribe data. However, it requires quite a bit of practice to get up to a level fast enough to make it better and more useful than normal writing.

    Free falling from 15,000 feet is faster than landing in a plane from the same height. Doesn't mean you want to go ahead with it.

    1. Re:What you say??? by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      Free falling from 15,000 feet is faster than landing in a plane from the same height. Doesn't mean you want to go ahead with it.

      However, learning another language (i.e. morse code) does not usually result in death. Think of learning morse code like changing over to the metric system - after a few generations they get it. All that's needed is publicity and a public education campaign. Yes, I know that's going far, but you never know.

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    2. Re:What you say??? by kingofalaska · · Score: 1
      "If Morse code is so much better than using text messaging, why doesn't everyone do it?"

      That's why it's called Morse Code, to keep the uninitiated out of the loop. Shhhh!

      "Free falling from 15,000 feet is faster than landing in a plane from the same height. Doesn't mean you want to go ahead with it." But some of us do, actually.

      The King

      President Bush to Liberate Alaska!

    3. Re:What you say??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're posting on Slashdot, you're obviously not doing it right.

    4. Re:What you say??? by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      SMS on a phone keypad is already a morse code. It just happens to involve somewhere around 10 different keys instead of 2.

      You would think it's easier to memorize coding that involves 2 buttons rather than one that involves 10 buttons.

      Like what's L? Well, that's button 5 tap 3 times on the phone. With Morse, it's dot-dash-dot-dot with two keys. Both require quite a bit of memorization to become natural.

      Between the two, I rather have an on-screen touch-keyboard, or Graffiti. :P

      All get to display on the screen what it thinks you put in so you get the same feedback.

      It just seems morse loses only because it's not intuitive, otherwise it sure is faster to key-in.

    5. Re:What you say??? by codemangler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Morse code is so much better than using text messaging, why doesn't everyone do it?

      Rhetorical question. The answer, obviously, is that it is a pain in the ass to learn and gain any serious encoding/decoding speed.

      It's a lot like typing (which most of us take for granted). Objectively, it is the fastest way to transcribe data. However, it requires quite a bit of practice to get up to a level fast enough to make it better and more useful than normal writing.


      No, it's not the fastest way to send data. For example you can type faster than you can send morse. The reason the morse coders won was because of the tools they used. A morse code key, which is an electrical switch, is optimized for extremely short contacts. It also can be fine-tuned for individual senders. Phone touchpads were originally designed for entering only short phone numbers, so speed was not really an issue. It was more important to prevent the user from dialing a wrong number. So there's a lot more resistance built in to the phone keys.

      The results would have been closer if the morse coders had to use a cell phone to send their code, maybe just pressing the 1 button on and off. I think in that case the texters would have won.

    6. Re:What you say??? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It isn't that hard. The military used to teach it to all radio operators in about 3 weeks.

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    7. Re:What you say??? by Matt_UK · · Score: 1

      However, learning another language (i.e. morse code) does not usually result in death

      But everybody that learnt morse 120 years ago is dead! Don't learn it I say!

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    8. Re:What you say??? by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      There is no need to understand morse. it would just be a more efficient input method. Inside the phone it would be tranlated to text and messages from other people would appear as text just like any other. Of course, cell phone buttons would be horrible to morse on. You would want something like a capacitive vibroplex. it could be a little protrusion out of the bottom of the phone, the rest of the space could be dedicated to screen.

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    9. Re:What you say??? by Hast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you need to practice A LOT to keep up your morse skills. I learned it once and now I can't even beep out my name.

      T9 OTOH scales well with ability of operator as the letters are written on the keys. If you forget how to do it just look at the keys and they will help you.

    10. Re:What you say??? by silverdr · · Score: 1

      Well, to me it was the "normal writing", which was much more difficult and required a lot of practice to get up to a level fast enough to make it useful at all... and I still don't get satisfactory results even today... ;-)

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    11. Re:What you say??? by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      The tap method is easier in a couple ways. The guide for the code is right on the keypad, for one; if you don't recall how to make an S, just look. And the sequence follows the alphabet, which most any native speaker will have learned when they were five or younger.

    12. Re:What you say??? by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Informative
      SMS on a phone keypad is already a morse code. It just happens to involve somewhere around 10 different keys instead of 2.
      ASCII is an EBCDIC. It just happens to use different codes for the character.

      French is a Hindi. It just happens to use different words for most things.

      An electric oven is a gas oven. It just happens to use electricity instead of gas.

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    13. Re:What you say??? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      T9 is software for second guessing what word you're trying to type. It has nothing to do with what's written on the hardware.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    14. Re:What you say??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Free falling from 15,000 feet is faster than landing in a plane from the same height..."

      Never met Mike Mullins, have you? He's the only toad thrower I've seen who regularly beat half his load (or more) to the ground. And man was that a fast ride up, too.

    15. Re:What you say??? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      But everybody that learnt morse 120 years ago is dead! Don't learn it I say!

      Ahh, but you can't SMS the other driver that cuts you off in traffic. Morse Code works great by allowing you to vent your frustrations on the horn (in morse). We all know people must let their frustrations out in a healthy manner. It's kind of like yelling profanities in another language to someone. They may not understand it, but you feel much better saying it.

    16. Re:What you say??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to Slashdot, I now know that "Boa sorte" is Portugese for "Good Luck".

      "Boa sorte" is just the implementation of the quicksorte algorithm in Python, not Potagee.

    17. Re:What you say??? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Or, just plain guessing..

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    18. Re:What you say??? by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's a pain in the ass to learn code if you try and learn it out of a book. Thinking "three dots" for S and "dash dot dash" for K means nothing if you don't know what "three dots" or "dash dot dash" sounds like.

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    19. Re:What you say??? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Thanks to Slashdot, I now know that "Boa sorte" is Portugese for "Good Luck".

      s/Portugese/Portuguese

      By the way, where did you learn it? :)

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    20. Re:What you say??? by Fyz · · Score: 1

      And now, thanks to slashdot, you know that 'Boa Sorte' also means 'Snake Black' in danish.

    21. Re:What you say??? by Hast · · Score: 1

      The letters corresponding to that particular key are written on the key. Ie "2" has characters "abc" on it and so on.

      Naturally the same is true for multi-tap.

  3. Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by mocm · · Score: 4, Informative

    Someone already wrote an application for Nokia phones that lets you write your SMS by using Morse code.

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    1. Re: Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Now what I want is an applet for my 6310i that will beep my messages out in Morse, so I don't need to read the screen.

    2. Re: Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
      Someone already wrote an application for Nokia phones that lets you write your SMS by using Morse code.
      Sweet. But does Nokia sell a handset with a rocker switch or other input device suitable for CW?
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    3. Re: Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by jeff67 · · Score: 1

      And boingboing scooped slashdot on the story about the Nokia app.

    4. Re: Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while morse code cannot replace T9 or QWERTY... I would still like to have it on my phone just for two reasons: 1. to show off... 2. who knows if it really proves to be useful. after all its a single finger input method and could enhance the phones who doesn't have a keypad at all like imate jam

    5. Re: Nokia app lets you key SMSes in Morse Code by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      One problem with "straight" keys is they don't allow you the speed that a semi-automatic like the one that guy was using on Leno's show.

  4. Nokia Morse Code App by zeromemory · · Score: 1

    For those with Nokia Series 60 phones, here's an app that will let you type in SMS using morse code: http://laivakoira.typepad.com/blog/2005/05/morse_t exter.html

    1. Re:Nokia Morse Code App by lordsilence · · Score: 1

      I doubt this plugin will be useful. Considering that many Nokia phones use "bouncy" rubber-feelish buttons. Simply dont get the same feeling as if you used real tools.

  5. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:old news by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      It's true! Slashdot has very little original content. (Well, except for these.) If you already read every other media source, /. will have little to offer you as a nerd! Too bad.

      You know, if they posted things promptly, it just wouldn't give people an outlet to complain about their posts being ignored, and then they'd get all restless and start breaking things.

      It's all for the best I think...

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  6. No surprise? No News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the idea of news that it should be *new*? Or does this article enlighten us in ways the May 6th one didn't?

  7. Flogging a dead horse by terminateprocess · · Score: 1

    It's ironic that this comes right at the same time that the search is down and /. is relying on google for everything...
    Original news here.

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    cents += 2;
    1. Re:Flogging a dead horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      int cents = 0;
      cents += 2;

      Why don't you use a float?

    2. Re:Flogging a dead horse by Ulven · · Score: 1

      How often do you get a fraction of a cent?

    3. Re:Flogging a dead horse by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      you _never_ use floating point for currency amounts if you can help it.
      Always use fixed point or integer values for monetary amounts, particularly for calculation.

      Whilst the errors introduced by using floats or doubles are very small (extremely small in the case of doubles) they do exist, and they'll add up over time.

      would you want a bank storing your account balance in a float?

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    4. Re:Flogging a dead horse by Joheines · · Score: 1

      Because it's 2 cents, not 0.02000000192383 dollars.

    5. Re:Flogging a dead horse by manojar · · Score: 1

      while dealing with forex?

    6. Re:Flogging a dead horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use onesuite.com for my long distance, and get fractions of cents all the time.

    7. Re:Flogging a dead horse by jasampler · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, I see. But, why everybody shows always the same image?

      MakeZine
      Engadget
      and
      Textually

      Someone has another archive image? Not better, only different! :)

    8. Re:Flogging a dead horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would you want a bank storing your account balance in a float?

      Well if these errors were predominately positive....;)

  8. We tried using morse code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    An employee suggested to me that we use this encoding scheme for a few offices here as an evaluation. I was skeptical at first but he explained the benefits of using morse code instead of a more complicated RF protocol. So I decided to let him train 5 offices to see how the employees got on. Besides, our IT manager had been using it in his wireless and it seemed to work fine, why not try it on the client superhets?

    Once he'd got the radios up and running with CW we let the users try it out. It all seemed fine to start with: Morse was a pretty good replacement for SMS and the users could still do their work as normal.

    Alas it did not stay that way. After a few days, I had lost count of the number of complaints received. Users could not find things they were used to (like the encoding for SOS) or tasks they could not perform that they previously could with SMS. The constant harrasment by the FCC became more of a day job than my own. The final straw came when one employee lost several hours work when his wrist suddenly broke and corrupted his message.

    Needless to say, Samual Morse offered no support whatsoever. I made the employee remove the Morse Code from the radios and lets just say he's not with us anymore.

    1. Re:We tried using morse code by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      Would be a nice little story if it had a little more variation from the others that this AC posted.

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    2. Re:We tried using morse code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you come to make your mind so small as to allow you to run forever in such a little loop?

  9. morse code over skype by drfrog · · Score: 1

    just say dot for dot

    and dash for dash

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    1. Re:morse code over skype by ouzel · · Score: 1

      That would be "dit" for dot and "dah" for dash

      73 (dah-dah-di-di-dit di-di-di-dah-dah)

    2. Re:morse code over skype by shreevatsa · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ah, you mean like this?
      #define DIT (
      #define DAH )
      #define __DAH ++
      #define DITDAH *
      #define DAHDIT for
      #define DIT_DAH malloc
      #define DAH_DIT gets
      #define _DAHDIT char
      _DAHDIT _DAH_[]="ETIANMSURWDKGOHVFaLaPJBXCYZQb54a3d2f16g7c 8a90l?e'b.s;i,d:"
      ;main DIT DAH{_DAHDIT
      DITDAH _DIT,DITDAH DAH_,DITDAH DIT_,
      DITDAH _DIT_,DITDAH DIT_DAH DIT
      DAH,DITDAH DAH_DIT DIT DAH;DAHDIT
      DIT _DIT=DIT_DAH DIT 81 DAH,DIT_=_DIT
      __DAH;_DIT==DAH_DIT DIT _DIT DAH;__DIT
      DIT'\n'DAH DAH DAHDIT DIT DAH_=_DIT;DITDAH
      DAH_;__DIT DIT DITDAH
      _DIT_?_DAH DIT DITDAH DIT_ DAH:'?'DAH,__DIT
      DIT' 'DAH,DAH_ __DAH DAH DAHDIT DIT
      DITDAH DIT_=2,_DIT_=_DAH_; DITDAH _DIT_&&DIT
      DITDAH _DIT_!=DIT DITDAH DAH_>='a'? DITDAH
      DAH_&223:DITDAH DAH_ DAH DAH; DIT
      DITDAH DIT_ DAH __DAH,_DIT_ __DAH DAH
      DITDAH DIT_+= DIT DITDAH _DIT_>='a'? DITDAH _DIT_-'a':0
      DAH;}_DAH DIT DIT_ DAH{ __DIT DIT
      DIT_>3?_DAH DIT DIT_>>1 DAH:'\0'DAH;return
      DIT_&1?'-':'.';}__DIT DIT DIT_ DAH _DAHDIT
      DIT_;{DIT void DAH write DIT 1,&DIT_,1 DAH;}

      The greatest thing is, this program actually converts what you type to Morse code.
    3. Re:morse code over skype by mikeage · · Score: 2, Informative

      In "spoken" morse, dots are pronounced as DIT (DI- if it's not the final sound in a word), and dashes as DAH.

      This (almost) mimics the way morse would actually sound.

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    4. Re:morse code over skype by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Funny

      This code has memory leaks.

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      Why not fork?
    5. Re:morse code over skype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or did you mean:
      dot for dot
      and slash for dash?! ;-)

      Let's replace Morse code with Slashdot code!

    6. Re:morse code over skype by sjaskow · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's open source, fix the leak and submit a patch. :)

    7. Re:morse code over skype by SenFo · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, we need to replace the call to gets() with fgets() ;-).

    8. Re:morse code over skype by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      This code has memory leaks.

      Yeah, it makes my brain leak out my ears.

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    9. Re:morse code over skype by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      It's the Ron White programing method!

    10. Re:morse code over skype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This is what I get from my de-obfuscation attempt:

      char charArray[]="ETIANMSURWDKGOHVFaLaPJBXCYZQb54a3d2f1 6g7c8a90l?e'b.s;i,d:";

      main () {
      char *var1, *var2, *var3, *var4, *malloc(), *gets();
      for (var1=malloc(81), var3=var1++; var1==gets(var1); subRoutine2('\n'))
      for (var2=var1; *var2; subRoutine2(* var4 ? subRoutine1(*var3) : '?'), subRoutine2(' '), var2++)
      for (*var3=2, var4=charArray; *var4&&(*var4!=(*var2>='a' ? *var2&223 : *var2)); (*var3)++, var4++)
      *var3+= (*var4>='a' ? *var4-'a' : 0);
      }
      subRoutine1 (var3) {
      subRoutine2 (var3 > 3 ? subRoutine1(var3 >> 1): '\0');
      return var3 & 1 ? '-' : '.';
      }
      subRoutine2 (var3) char var3; {
      (void) write (1, &var3, 1);
      }

      and this was from the hague.hint file:

      Worst abuse of the C preprocessor:

      Jim Hague
      University of Kent at Canterbury
      Canterbury, Kent
      UK

      Compile this program and feed ascii text into standard input. This
      program is known to pass lint on some systems and abort lint on
      others.

      This program was selected for the 1987 t-shirt collection.

      Think morse code when you ponder this program. Note how use of
      similar variables can be obfuscating! The author notes that this
      program implements the international morse standard. Now for extra
      credit, what morse message does the program spell out?

      Copyright (c) 1986, Landon Curt Noll & Larry Bassel.
      All Rights Reserved. Permission for personal, educational or non-profit use is
      granted provided this this copyright and notice are included in its entirety
      and remains unaltered. All other uses must receive prior permission in writing
      from both Landon Curt Noll and Larry Bassel.

  10. Writing such an app would be simple by lokedhs · · Score: 1
    You can do it today, there is an SMS API supported by some phones. Just write a J2ME app to do it.

    Maybe I will... Some day... When I learn morse code... Or maybe I'll just have another beer instead. :-)

    1. Re:Writing such an app would be simple by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Well, there allready is a program for it, as other commenters have pointed out.

      You don't really need to learn morse code to write such an application. You just need to have the conversion table handy when you make the application.

      Your real challenges would be
      1: Setting up the development environment and learningn the API. Should not be difficult, but takes some time.

      2: Working out the timing for interpreting key presses as dots and dashes and seperating words. This is the real challenge.

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    2. Re:Writing such an app would be simple by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      Well, there allready is a program for it, as other commenters have pointed out.
      When I replied, no such comments had appeared.
      You don't really need to learn morse code to write such an application. You just need to have the conversion table handy when you make the application
      No, but I would have to know it to be able to use it. :-) At work I write code that I don't really use myself, so if you're willing to pay me, I'll do it. :-)
      Your real challenges would be 1: Setting up the development environment and learningn the API. Should not be difficult, but takes some time.
      I know this already, that would be your challenge, not mine. :-)
      2: Working out the timing for interpreting key presses as dots and dashes and seperating words. This is the real challenge.
      This would not be very difficult either. The trick is to not have any hard-coded timings at all but use determine the difference in timing based on the actual data. Some simple statistical analysis should do the trick.
    3. Re:Writing such an app would be simple by GQuon · · Score: 1

      I know this already, that would be your challenge, not mine. :-)

      Hehe, touché. :-)

      This would not be very difficult either. The trick is to not have any hard-coded timings at all but use determine the difference in timing based on the actual data. Some simple statistical analysis should do the trick.

      Yeah, it's not a previously unsolved problem, but much more of a challenge than learning the morse alphabet.

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    4. Re:Writing such an app would be simple by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      or, you could just make it really simple, and use one key for dash, and one key for dot. Wouldn't make it easy for experienced coders to switch, but would suffice a lot better than trying to figure out the timing using 1 key.

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    5. Re:Writing such an app would be simple by lokedhs · · Score: 1

      Good point, but didn't the article (or one of the comments) say that morse code input is really fast because you don't have to move your finger. A grip that allows you to use two-buttons of one hand very fast may be very difficult to make.

  11. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Done before. You know this was reported on numerous other tech sites and blogs days before it was reported here. Here's a question: Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias? Seriously. It isn't meant as a troll but a serious question. This site needs improving. Perhaps we need an ask slashdot article up where we try to throw up some ideas in the air to improve this site because its going down the drain.

    1. Re:Dupe by pflodo · · Score: 1

      I agree. I just tried to find the delete button in my account preferences but it wasn't there....

    2. Re:Dupe by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1
      To quote the immortal Rocky the Flying Squirrel:

      "Again?"


      Funny. Now go back to stuffing nuts in your mouth.
    3. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias?"

      The thing about online communities/blogs/forums etc. is the bigger and more popular it is the more idiots it will attract. The more idiots it attracts the more the blogs/communities will lower themselves to serve the idiots standards.

      If you want a perfect community on the net go too one that either:

      a. doesn't allow commentator interaction because it is the dimwitted hordes that ruin it for the few or;

      b. find a forum that is small and has its own specialized niche. You will find excellent conversation and reporting there.

    4. Re:Dupe by Schemat1c · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias?

      I come to slashdot not for late breaking, fresh news, but for the discussion that follows. Who really cares if a submission is a dupe? You are not forced to read it, just skip it and go on to the next one. People that feel the need to point out dupes are just as useless as the grammar/spelling nazis. If you really have nothing to add to the discussion and are just going to whine, why post at all?

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    5. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias?"

      You shouldn't. bye

    6. Re:Dupe by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Troll
      If you really have nothing to add to the discussion and are just going to whine, why post at all?,

      Take your own advice.

    7. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not forced to read it, just skip it and go on to the next one.

      By the way, that's a run-on sentence. You should have used a hyphen instead. For example:

      "You are not forced to read it -- just skip it and go on to the next one."

      Or you could break this up into two separate sentences:

      "You are not forced to read it. Just skip it and go on to the next one."

      People that feel the need to point out dupes are just as useless as the grammar/spelling nazis.

      Oh, uh... never mind the above!

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    8. Re:Dupe by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Troll

      Who really cares if a [post] is a [complaint about a]dupe? You are not forced to read it, just skip it and go on to the next one. People that feel the need to point out [the idea that complaints about] dupes [add nothing to the discussion] are just as useless as the grammar/spelling nazis. If you really have nothing to add to the discussion and are just going to whine, why post at all?

      It cuts both ways.

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    9. Re:Dupe by masklinn · · Score: 1
      The thing about online communities/blogs/forums etc. is the bigger and more popular it is the more idiots it will attract. The more idiots it attracts the more the blogs/communities will lower themselves to serve the idiots standards.
      But the reason /. is supposed to have editors is to remove those fucking dupes/POS stories from the waiting line and only allow... you know... news... for nerds...

      Nowadays it's more like Slashvertisements for nerds, dupes that matters, though
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    10. Re:Dupe by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nerd 1: Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science.

      Nerd 2: And math.

      Nerd 3: And the words to every Monty Python routine.

      Nerds: [in unison] We are the Knights Who Say...Ni! Ni! [laughter]

    11. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Welcome to Slashdot.

      News for Nerds. All whiners welcome.

    12. Re:Dupe by Nuffsaid · · Score: 1

      The problem with dupes is not that you already have read the submission, but most comments are going to be dupes, too! Those that aren't usually turn out being bitching about dupes, just like these! Or bitching about bitching. Or bitching... you got the point.

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    13. Re:Dupe by The+Madd+Rapper · · Score: 1

      By the way, that's a run-on sentence. You should have used a hyphen instead. For example:

      "You are not forced to read it -- just skip it and go on to the next one."


      I'm sure you meant em dash.

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    14. Re:Dupe by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      I come to slashdot not for late breaking, fresh news, but for the discussion that follows. Who really cares if a submission is a dupe? You are not forced to read it, just skip it and go on to the next one.
      (emphasis mine)

      Some people say that about junk email too (replace "submission" with "email" and "dupe" with "spam") but there is rather a large industry working to combat such a thing because it's not seen as acceptable to "just skip it and go on to the next one".

      If this was a free site with the editors doing it in their free time, then we wouldn't be able to complain. But it isn't, there is a subscription service and the editors are paid to manage the site.

      As such, the level of expectations that visitors have of what they receive tend to be higher than that of a not-for-profit part-time hobbiest website.

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    15. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has been a Morse code faster than SMS article, and I'm sure the old comments will be rehashed. The newly linked article however has a video this time. // Posting anonymous because I dislike -1 mods.

    16. Re:Dupe by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Troll
      If you really have nothing to add to the discussion and are just going to whine, why post at all?

      Take your own advice.

      Some asshole modded the original "troll"; so here it is again.

    17. Re:Dupe by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      it's not their fault! those other sites get their stories submitted by Morse Code, Slashdot requires all submissions to be SMS

    18. Re:Dupe by Cyn · · Score: 1

      Amen brother.

      Paid /. accounts should get a "no dupes!" option, so they don't have to deal with respostings, at least not on the frontpage.

      Do they already have an option that prevents the articletisements from showing up?

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    19. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      late-breaking is hyphenated, you dolt

    20. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the term "grammar Nazi". If I post information about Apache or Apple or Microsoft or Java or C++ or LDAP or Star Trek or whatever that is just blatantly wrong, I'll get corrected. If I post code that won't compile, I'll get corrected. And these corrections will all be modded insightful. Yet if you abuse English, I'm supposed to look the other way? Why don't you take the correction in grace and amend your ways? I'm informing you, just as you would me.

    21. Re:Dupe by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias?
      Considering that you're not paying a subscription fee, who gives a shit if you come back? Don't take it personally, but why are you acting like Taco & Co. owe you something?
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  12. Well, yeah. by msmercenary · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Morse code was created for the purpose of sending text over REALLY low bandwidth. Cell phones were created to talk to people. The idea of entering text with a numeric keypad was a wart they hung on the side of the phone when they realized that a full keyboard wouldn't work.

    Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging. Maybe that marks me as an old fogey (27), but I just don't need my tendonitis to get any worse, TYVM.

    1. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only use for text messaging is to send the message "pick up". As you as you buy a car, text messaging becomes completely useless.

    2. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, your not old. I'm in the age range to use SMS but just like you, I don't see why i would use it unless they give me a full sized keyboard and a 17 inch LCD screen that magically folds out of my phone.

    3. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some phones, e.g. the Nokia 6820 do have a full keyboard.

      Texting does have its uses - e.g. for messages like "Are you ready yet?", which don't require an immediate reply (and you wouldn't want to get them out of the shower to answer the phone if they weren't).

      Alternatively, think of it as premium-rate IRC :)

    4. Re:Well, yeah. by wallitron · · Score: 1

      Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging.

      So obviously you don't own a telco that charges significant amounts of money to send 162 characters of text.

    5. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging.

      You don't go to anywhere that has loud music playing, do you?

    6. Re:Well, yeah. by JanneM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm an older fogey (36), and I usually only use messaging. The reason? I'm often using the phone in noisy, bustling environments (city streets, office landscape, robotics lab), and I'm an old fogey - which means my hearing is not what it used to be. Talking on a phone is frankly often fairly difficult, and you disturb other people no matter how low-key you try to be.

      With text messaging I can get or send info no matter how noisy the environment is (try understanding spoken directions while standing on a street corner in Osaka) and whatever info I receive I can refer to over and over again (my memory has never been too hot either).

      I still want the ability to call or receive calls, but my preferred channel clearly is text.

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    7. Re:Well, yeah. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging. Maybe that marks me as an old fogey (27), but I just don't need my tendonitis to get any worse, TYVM.

      You can send a text message to someone and they can read it and respond to it in their own time, rather than potentially interrupting them from doing something important.

      You have a recording of the message. Usefual for those of us with atrocious memories.

    8. Re:Well, yeah. by Alioth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Texting avoids the "HELLO, I'M ON THE TRAIN!" syndrome. It is quiet (silent, apart from the beep when a message comes in) and doesn't disturb people around you. You're hardly an old fogey, I'm 6 years older than you but almost exclusively use text messaging - I really don't like using phones, and my mobile has a full QWERTY keyboard so I'd rather text.

    9. Re:Well, yeah. by LionKimbro · · Score: 2, Informative
      Using SMS is a courtesy. Your listener need only glance at his or her phone to read your message.
    10. Re:Well, yeah. by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You keep saying this and people keep answering, but you don't note the answers: I guess that's what makes you an old fogey, not your age.

      I'm 31, and only started using a cell phone at 29. SMS is incredibly useful because: (a) you don't disturb others in a public place, (b) you don't need to strain to hear the other person in a noisy place, (c) if your recipient is busy -- which, in some professions, is very often -- he/she can still see your message and respond later, (d) it costs almost nothing.

      You see, the whole point of a cell phone is you can use it when you're not at home or in your office. But if you're not there, you're probably in a public place and some consideration for others may often be appropriate.

      But no, you're the type who probably bellows your private life into your phone in the presence of a dozen strangers who'd really rather not listen. So you can't imagine why text messaging could appeal to anyone at all.

    11. Re:Well, yeah. by MikeDX · · Score: 2, Informative

      SMS is incredibly useful because: (a) you don't disturb others in a public place

      I beg to differ on this one, if anybody has ever been in a public place and the person sitting fourteen rows away receives an SMS, with an incredibly loud alert tone it is way more annoying than the crazy frog or even the person chatting as with sms they usually get one after another and another continually with the beep beep beeps of the incoming alert "CQ" morse tone (how fitting) on those horrid nokia phones by default - or at least I think thats what it is, I'm no morse coder....

    12. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The default nokia beeps for an incoming text message are S-M-S.... three short, two long, three short.

    13. Re:Well, yeah. by Hybrid34 · · Score: 1

      Don't think it has anything to do with your age. At least it shouldn't. My nearly 60 year old mom send more text messages than I do, and I've been using mobile phones and SMS far longer than she has.

    14. Re:Well, yeah. by Ann+Elk · · Score: 0, Troll
      Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging.

      Text messaging is for those people who fear the commitment of an actual conversation.

    15. Re:Well, yeah. by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1


      Personally, I just don't understand the appeal of text messaging
      Text messaging is a way to communicate off-line much like email and very much unlike talking over the phone. BTW, if you calculate it, you realize how absurdly high the price of SMS bandwidth is.

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    16. Re:Well, yeah. by Ann+Elk · · Score: 0, Troll

      OK, who moderated my previous message as a troll? I was just stating a fact. I know a lot of people who prefer to use text messaging with people they don't know very well. It's a little less personal, and there is less commitment.

      But troll? Moi?

      Ja cie dam troll.

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      • If Linux was as popular as Windows, it would also be a juicy target for security attacks. Windows is just a victim of its own success.

      There. Now you can mark me as a troll.

    17. Re:Well, yeah. by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Texting is less disruptive for short self-contained communication; e.g. "heading to the office, be there in five", "don't forget to pick up the kids on your way home" or "be sure to drink your ovaltine".

    18. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It also doesn't disturb the listener or take a wad of time.


      I can text someone I know with a message like "Coming to the pub?" at 2pm and wait for the answer at any time.


      It's much quicker than phoning someone and turning it into a conversation.


      It's interesting that it's a more primitive technology than a voice call, and yet people often like to use it.


      I wonder how much video messaging will get used as the least primitive of all the methods.

    19. Re:Well, yeah. by Wdomburg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd consider it less annoying than incredibly loud ring tone (as often as not crappy music) followed by HI JOSIE! OMG DID YOU HOOK UP WITH THAT GUY ROB AT THE HORSE'S ASS PUB LAST NIGHT? OMG HE HAD THE CUTEST BUTT! BLAH BLAH BLAH!.

      [Yes, Mr. Lameness Filter. I *know* that all caps is like YELLING. That's the friggin' point in this case. s/Lameness/Lame/)

    20. Re:Well, yeah. by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Texting avoids the "HELLO, I'M ON THE TRAIN!" syndrome.

      There's an even lower-tech way to avoid that. When you are sitting there on the train and get that urge to communicate with someone just to tell them you're on the train.....

      PICK UP A DAMN BOOK INSTEAD.

    21. Re:Well, yeah. by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      keypad was a wart they hung on the side of the phone when they realized that a full keyboard wouldn't work.

      Will the day come that cell phone CPU power, color display screen quality and network connectivity (BW/latency) be sufficient that we'll want and be able to get one that connects via Bluetooth or USB to a QWERTY keyboard and a mouse?

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    22. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it is polite to tell people when you are going to arrive. Geeze.

    23. Re:Well, yeah. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      even the person chatting as with sms they usually get one after another and another continually with the beep beep beeps of the incoming alert

      With an SMS chat, they can potentially set the phone to vibrate-on-ring, becoming totally silent. A voice chat cannot possibly be accomplished without making audible sounds.

    24. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      courtesy smertesy

      * people don't have to answer their phoens
      * people can put their phones on vibrates.
      * people can disable voicemail logins.

      when I check my voicemail I just push the voicemail button and the first thing that happens is I get messages. no passwords or logins necessary. all this interruption nonesense is relative. You all act like people can't put their phoens to just beep for calls and have annoyingly loud ringtongs for text messsages. --
      The Wolfkin

    25. Re:Well, yeah. by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the next service that should come out is Speech-to-Text over cellphones. That way, even if you can't hear me, my message is spelled out on a scrolling screen for you to read at your own pace. You can talk back and I can see your text on my screen. I *never* use text messages. They are a waste of time and money. I receive text messages all the time, but that is just my network monitoring box letting me know whats up. Bell Canada lets you receive free text messages anyway, so it doesn't rack up my bill when something on the network fucks up and I get 60 text messages in 5 minutes.

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    26. Re:Well, yeah. by deetsay · · Score: 1
      Cell phones were created to talk to people. The idea of entering text with a numeric keypad was a wart they hung on the side of the phone when they realized that a full keyboard wouldn't work.
      I think I've heard a story that SMS was indeed an accidental feature of the GSM protocol, like a single packet of speech data just happens to be big enough for those 160 characters... And they obiviously had the "text with numpad"-functions in the phones already, for typing names in the phonebook etc. But no-one dreamt of full keyboards at that point, and no-one expected people to start using SMS as an alternative for speech communication. But people just started doing that (despite the pricing), and that's when the keyboard kling-ons (and reasonably working solutions, like the Nokia Communicator?) started to show up...
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    27. Re:Well, yeah. by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      I'm 34, but I'm glad I'm younger than you.

    28. Re:Well, yeah. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I've got a product for you that will revolutionize how you do business. Its called voicemail, and it allows you to send a digitized voice recording to anyone with a compatible receiver. You get notified when one comes in, and you can even speak to the person immediately if they're available. If not your message is saved so that they can listen to it as many times as they like. Even better - this "voicemail" system can even let the caller leave a message for you - letting you know, say, they're on the road all day, and how often you can expect them to chech their messages.

      Its amazing...you ought to try it some time!

      (On the serious side, I never SMS, partially because of the exhorbitant fees associated vs everything else being included in my basic rate, and partially because I am rarely in a situation where I need to communicate in an environment too noisy for voice communication.)

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    29. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still posting anon since every time I try to create an account slashdot FAILS for one reason or another.

      As someone who's beeen to Japan on several occaisions, it's easy to understand the appeal of text messaging. It helps maintain peace and quiet on a VERY crowded train, but still allows people to communicate with their friends and loved ones. In Japan, a typical commute from home to work takes about an hour to two hours, and may involve riding two or more trains (if you're really in a crappy place, as I was). When you think about it that's 2-4 hours a day that ca be spent ither sleeping on the train, or taking to friend, family and co-workers getting things done.

      Since the trains get crowded, if everyone as trying to talk at once it would be audio chaos and the people that try to catch up on sleep while riding the trains would be very angry. With text messaging, you can talk as much as you want, and not bother anyone. With an efficient input method, it's pretty fast (TAP is not an efficient input method), and silent. And, since the Japanese instinctively place their phones on "manner mode" when entering a train (something that's universally easy on just about every phone...just hold "clear" for 2 seconds), you don't even get the message beep, just a little vibration.

      I've slept in the middle of about 15 people, all of whom were busily sending messages away on their phones. I even had some friends with phones way better than even my RAZR that admitted to never once actually calling someone on them. And the really funny part, the phone they had was the FREE phone they got forr signing up...it had a higher-res screen than mine, much bettter application support, a navi system comparable to the AVIC-N1 in my car, and was fully customizable.

      Also of note is that SMS messaging is just now starting to pop up in japan...most cariers don't even offer it. Instead you get an e-mail account, and all of the phones in the country support e-mail. To the Japanese, e-mail works better than SMS because it's the same as other internet data, holds more text than SMS, and there's no wory about sending a message out of the country costing more money. Au offers C-mail now, which is like SMS, but you can only send messages to other Au subscribers with it, so most people still use e-mail there.

    30. Re:Well, yeah. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      because it was insulting. yours was just one reason for SMS. There are other uses for it.

    31. Re:Well, yeah. by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that. I thought I was alone in the world in thinking that phones are for talking to people. I don't have a huge problem with SMS, because it's at least a form of communication so it goes alongside the talking thing. But the games, ringtones, and cameras are getting on my nerves.

      I saw an ad for a cell phone that started out with two guys out at lunch, and one of them whipped out his phone to use the built-in pepper mill to grind some pepper over his salad. Then the narrator cut in: "Want a phone with features you actually need?" Those features were explicitly listed as including games and ringtones.

      I would get more use out of a pepper mill built into my phone than I ever would of a game or funky ringtone.

    32. Re:Well, yeah. by Ramion · · Score: 1

      Sms is nice because it don't disturb people around you and they don't even need to say anything into the phone. A quick glance is enogh, and when they have time they can reply, with a short text message, and they don't even have to say anthing. Just a few clicks, which hardly will disturb anyone.

      If you use MSN, ICQ, YAHOO or Jabber, ect you will also love sms, if you can't log into does services while on your phone.

    33. Re:Well, yeah. by Ramion · · Score: 1

      You can get a keyboard for most new nokia phones:
      http://www.nokia.com/nokia/0,,58982,00.html

    34. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's loud enough that you can't find a semi-quiet area to use your phone, then it's too loud. I think I'll keep my hearing thanks.

    35. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it would be nice to actually talk to them, so that you know they get the message before you actually arrive.

    36. Re:Well, yeah. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Remarkably... books as a communication method tend to be much slower. Reading books as a communication method is even slower and considerably lossy.

    37. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, I can see that you are from a country where the cell phones with SMS were introduced late. I have owned a cell phone over ten years now (I'm 29) and I find it quite useful tool also because of the SMSs, you can pay jukebox, a can of soda with it and so on to list just some other uses which are not covered in the other posts.

    38. Re:Well, yeah. by NeuroAcid · · Score: 1

      Your not an old fuddyduddy, your just smart. I would send txt msgs if it was faster then calling someone, but it's not. By the time you get the first two words out, you could have dialed the number and established a real time connection with someone. Factor in their response also through txt, and voice to voice is far superior. Txt msgs are good if your still in highschool and you want to "pass notes" to a friend.

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    39. Re:Well, yeah. by rnelsonee · · Score: 1
      Hey, 27 isn't old! We're still cool, right?

      Anywho, I do like text messages for two things: 1) really simple items like "Remember to pick up your dry cleaning". It's stuff that's not worth calling and then going through the "Hi, how are you.... uh huh... hey, pick up your dry cleaning.... okay, bye" conversation. And 2) when you're in loud places like bars, it can be a pain to have to go outside to talk. I text message a lot of people just so my friends know where to find me if I'm at a bar/restaurant. Or vice versa, they'll tell me when they'll be there.

    40. Re:Well, yeah. by netringer · · Score: 1
      I'd consider it less annoying than incredibly loud ring tone (as often as not crappy music) followed by ...
      Oh the IRONY! I just remembered the time on my train commute late last year when I kept hearing beeps, and I realized what I hearing was "S-M-S" in MORSE CODE! (I studied Morse many, many moons ago when I got my Novice Ham ticket, which I don't use)

      I looked around and eventually ID'ed the sweet young thing keying away on her phone. The beeps continued to annoy us all through the entire train ride. It would hav been less anonnying if she just made a #$%@!! PHONE CALL to the person on the other side.

      The Nokia SMS message alert is indeed "S-M-S" (dit-dit-dit dah-dah dit-dit-dit) in Morse Code.

      You just KNOW that the kids would think that Morse guy just copied Nokia.
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    41. Re:Well, yeah. by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Actually, that is the SHORT SMS default beep - the LONG sends "Connecting People" in Morse

      Remember - Martti Laine (OH2BH) is a bigwig at Nokia, and one of the most avid DX guys out there

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    42. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the time it takes the voicemail system to connect and get past the "You have 2 new messages" part, you could already have read two text messages.

      I'll admit, typing the messages is more of a hassle than just calling and leaving voicemail, but at the other end I'd much rather receive an SMS than a voicemail message.

    43. Re:Well, yeah. by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Another reason I use it: My prepaid plan (VirginMobile) charges 10cents for sending a text message, and receiving one is free. Normal phone time is 25cents/minute.

    44. Re:Well, yeah. by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      Most phones beep for the first message, then initiate a "chat" session which doesn't beep every time.

    45. Re:Well, yeah. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Metamoderating "troll" unfair, but you definitely over-simplified. Actually text messaging people you don't know is considered rude in Europe - because they have to pay to answer. So, say, you ask a stranger a question, and they must spend money (call you back or send you SMS) just to answer YOUR question. You just call strangers. Always.
      But true, there is less commitment. On the receiving side. And not because "it's not personal" (which is false, voice comes and goes, "I never said that", SMS stays as long as you want.) but because you can read it later (say, you're busy, no need for "I can't talk now.", because you can re-read any given part, or pause reading anytime ("sorry, someone disturbed, what did you say?") because there's no ambiguity in passing data ("Could you spell it?" "Did you say ONE or NINE?"), because you can keep it for later use with, say, addresses ("Hold on a moment, I'll find something to write"), and because it's less intrusive ("Hold on a moment, I got a call"). If Sending SMS is technically harder than calling. But receiving it requires way less attention - commitment to the caller - than a phone call. A memo vs a conference.

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  13. D-d-d-dupe! by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1

    Yes, those cunning editors have done it again.

    Here's the original submission.

    As to the Skype idea, I have no clue how the blogger came up with the idea that Morse with Skype would be any use whatsoever. The point of Skype is to provide a VoIP application that anyone can use.

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    1. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      It's not quite a dupe because it looks more like Jay Leno read the original story, and decided to duplicate the test for the American late-night tv audience.

      Same idea, different event.

    2. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, those cunning editors have done it again.

      Somehow, I read that as cunting. Didn't make a lot of sense, but I still got a good laugh out of it. Good eye, Daffy Rumsfeld!

    3. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Morse Code is particularly stupid next to speech when it comes to speed. I mean why in the world would you want to use Morse Code if you have a medium reliable neough to use speech. I mean look at how much longer it takes to transmit the code as opposed to when he reads the message, and he's reading it at a normal speed. A person could read it much faster and you'd still udnerstand what was said.

      Morse code isn't useful for it's speed, it's useful for it's transmission capabilities. You need only a very simple transmitter, and since it can be done in a binary fashion (just tones and silence, they were using a more advanced dual-tone key which allows for faster transmission) it can be transmitted successfully even with extremely poor signal-noise ratios. You can actually have the signal well below the noise level, and still clearly make out the message.

      If you have an at all reliable means of communication, it becomes rather worthless. Even most untrained persons can type as fast as a good coder, and speech trumps both easily. Morse code remains a useful backup method of communications if all other means are not feasable, but it isn't really something anyone would choose for speed.

    4. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by mboverload · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but's it's still cool to impress my grand father.

      Take that, best generation!

    5. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by pesc · · Score: 1

      You need only a very simple transmitter, and since it can be done in a binary fashion (just tones and silence, they were using a more advanced dual-tone key which allows for faster transmission) it can be transmitted successfully even with extremely poor signal-noise ratios.

      The "simple transmitter" is normally just sending a carrier wave at a fixed frequency. So you don't send "tones" as such. You just switch the transmitter on or off. Since the resulting bandwith is very narrow, the receiver can have a very narrow bandpass filter (300Hz?) so that anything else is filtered out.

      And I don't think anyone uses an "advanced dual tone key" system. What they used on the show was a bug (and not a morse key which is pictured on the web link). Press the paddle right, and it will send continuous dashes. Press it left and it will send dots. With some training, timing and fine tuning you can send morse quite quickly without much hand movement.

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    6. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      I type much faster than I speak

    7. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Umm, ok, so I didn't know the term for it. My comment stands, it's an advanced dual tone key. Advanced in that it is a progression from the orignal, dual tone in that it signals two frequencies. The reason, of course, is that with binary morse code you are limited by the ability to tell the differnce between signal and no signal. You ahve to judge if a signal is long enough to be a dash or short enough to be a dot. The faster the signal, the harder this gets. With two tones, the problem is eliminated.

    8. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're a slow talker then!

    9. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by pesc · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you are referring to. The video (in TFA) did not use "two-tone" signalling, but straight single-tone morse code keyed with an ordinary bug. I have certainly heard morse code faster that in the Leno show, but I have not heard any two-tone morse signalling being used anywhere.

      What you seem to propose (?) is some kind of frequency modulation. This is more complex than the simple CW mode that morse code uses and seems to defeat the purpose of using morse code as you correctly described in your original article.

      Have you seen an "advanced dual-tone key" being used anywhere?

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    10. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Detritus · · Score: 1
      You are confused. It has nothing to do with tones or frequencies.

      Morse Code keyers, whether straight keys, bugs, or the latest microprocessor-controlled widget, do nothing more than open or close a switch. Switch closed = transmitter on. Switch open = transmitter off. The transmitter can be anything from a battery (telegraph), to a signal lamp, to an RF oscillator (radiotelegraph), anything that can be turned on/off and detected at a distance.

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    11. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And impressing the guy that's about to die, and can still change his will is very important.

    12. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      What he is proposing is called Frequency Shift Keying (FSK), and is somewhat commonly used by (amongst other things) IR remote controls.

      Not for morse, though.

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    13. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by AB3A · · Score: 1
      If you have an at all reliable means of communication, it becomes rather worthless.


      Ah, but the very lack of those conditions is one of the most common motivations for using Morse code, and why it has lingered in the world of communications for more than a century.

      1) Morse requires much less bandwidth, power, and probably the simplest transmitter and receiver technology ever devised.

      2) You can send morse traffic through very poor signal to noise ratios which you could not use for speech.

      3) You can also send morse code identification underneath someone's voice message. It is still used for automatic identification of VHF repeaters for this reason.

      Now from an information theory perspective, morse code is not ideal. There are ways of sending data with error correction coding which may be able to squeak through a poorer s/n situation better than an intelligent Morse receiver. But the processing required to do so is not small.

      The beauty of Morse code is its simplicity, its durability in poor signal conditions, and its efficiency. Think about that the next time your call drops offline...

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    14. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Bandwidth of Morse is efficient, though dependent on the signaling rate; like any AM scheme, the occupied bandwidth expands linearly with the transmission bandwidth.

      However, Morse transmitters are relatively inefficient in terms of their power usage, because they have to switch current on and off fairly rapidly (for the same reason, AM transmitters are generally less efficient than FM transmitters). This switching requires a less efficient amplifier design than that permitted by an FM transmitter, although the problem is less severe with Morse than with pure AM, since linearity isn't a concern. In addition, in Morse code (DSB-SC) all of the energy at the image frequency is wasted; a SSB scheme is more efficient, albeit harder to detect.

      It is, however, the simplest modulated transmission method ever devised (a baseband transmission is simpler, but totally uninteresting.)

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    15. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by AB3A · · Score: 1
      ...Morse transmitters are relatively inefficient in terms of their power usage, because they have to switch current on and off fairly rapidly

      There are two issues here:

      First, the use of "continuous wave" or CW transmitters can be quite efficient. They can use Class C amplifiers, just like FM. The amount of power required to establish contact is minimal compared to a voice frequency bandwidth single sideband amplitude modulated signal. Although this is like comparing apples and oranges, Morse Code can be used to establish contact with stations that are 10 to 15 dB too weak to use SSB with.

      Second, Morse code does not have to be sent from a CW transmitter. It has been sent as PSK, FSK, AFSK, and lots of other wonderful modulation alphabet soup.

      In addition, in Morse code (DSB-SC) all of the energy at the image frequency is wasted; a SSB scheme is more efficient, albeit harder to detect.

      Theoretically, a morse signal is a double sideband signal, though it does not have a fully suppressed carrier. However, to make it human-readable, there has to be a reasonably shaped pulse. A pulse which is too abrupt will leave "clicks" on the air. A pulse which takes too long to get to full power will be difficult to copy.

      Thus, the bandwidth consumed by most common methods of sending morse code is really an issue of the keying nature of the transmitter --not the protocol itself.

      Considering the protocol itself, if you knew when a dot or a dot space were about to happen, and you integrated over each individual period to measure the total energy of each element, then you're doing coherent, synchronous detection. Synchronous reception of a DSB signal with a DSB receiver does not have the overall link s/n penalty you'd get by receiving a DSB signal with an SSB receiver.

      Furthermore, you seem to be assuming that a human receiver is a single sideband receiver. Not true. A morse operator knows what speed of morse code is being sent. They integrate each dot and dash in their heads depending on what they're expecting with each dot rhythm beat. In other words, they're listening for the rhythms of various letters. It is not unreasonable to think of the human ear/brain combination as a synchronous reception device.

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    16. Re:D-d-d-dupe! by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Although this is like comparing apples and oranges

      Exactly. I was comparing the modulation method used in standard CW Morse techniques with the equivalent communications bandwidth (not channel bandwidth) used in other (non DSB-SC) methods. Morse coding as a coding scheme, as opposed to the use of it as a modulation/transmission scheme, is incredibly inefficient and has next to no advantages over a properly constructed code other than usage history. In addition, while CW Morse can use a Class C amplifier, it will suffer greater effects regarding energy dissipation in the transmission circuit as compared to similar effects in an angle-modulation setup, where dissipation becomes minimal.

      Thus, the bandwidth consumed by most common methods of sending morse code is really an issue of the keying nature of the transmitter --not the protocol itself.

      You've just restated what I said originally. An "ideal" CW Morse signal is DSB-SC; like any SC signal, the odds of managing to fully suppress the carrier are low. The bandwidth consumed by a DSB-SC Morse scheme is solely a function of the message, which in this case is partially a function of the keying; this is determined by the protocol, as all DSB-SC systems have a bandwidth of 2x message bandwidth. As I originally stated, in DSB-SC Morse, the bandwidth consumed is dependent on the message bandwidth; an abrupt pulse requires a higher message bandwidth, plainly visible from the Fourier transform of the abrupt signal, which leads to a wider modulated bandwidth. A low rate pulse consumes little bandwidth, but carries little information, and is in addition difficult for a human to demodulate. We're in agreement here, even if you don't seem to think so.

      Considering the protocol itself, if you knew when a dot or a dot space were about to happen, and you integrated over each individual period to measure the total energy of each element, then you're doing coherent, synchronous detection. Synchronous reception of a DSB signal with a DSB receiver does not have the overall link s/n penalty you'd get by receiving a DSB signal with an SSB receiver.

      Actually, you wouldn't be doing coherent detection, only synchronous. In order to do coherent detection, you'd need to regenerate the carrier frequency locally with matched phase and downmix using that, directly reproducing your message signal. Integration over the period is equivalent to using an envelope detector, an inherently non-coherent method. (CCW is actually synchronous by design, not coherent).


      Furthermore, you seem to be assuming that a human receiver is a single sideband receiver. Not true. A morse operator knows what speed of morse code is being sent. They integrate each dot and dash in their heads depending on what they're expecting with each dot rhythm beat. In other words, they're listening for the rhythms of various letters. It is not unreasonable to think of the human ear/brain combination as a synchronous reception device.


      Actually, no. I was thinking of an asynchronous envelope detection method (as I believe were you, which is, for the record, useless for doing SSB demod) which would commonly be used for DSB-TC reception. It happens to work for DSB-SC/CW methods as well, so long as those methods maintain a modulation index = 1; happily, CW Morse has a modulation index of exactly 1.

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  14. own3d! by GrendelT · · Score: 0

    Avatar from the clip: pwn3d!

    ...and yeah, this is old news. HamSexy.com linked it the day of.

  15. Didn't we have this story some time before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't we already have this story posted on /. some time before?

    1. Re:Didn't we have this story some time before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, welcome to Slashdot.

  16. Dupe! by countchoc12 · · Score: 0

    I smell a dupe!

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  17. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both a dupe and really old news.

  18. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    or.. .- .-- . ... --- -- .

    whatever.

    Lameness filter

    1. Re:Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong...actually it is ._ ._ _ ... _ _ _ _ _ .

      CW forever everyone...it's not going away....

  19. W Reason: You can type more than that for your sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TF?

  20. Why skype? It's already been done by Ours · · Score: 1

    It's already possible to send morse code on TCP connecting to a server: http://www.dallas.net/~jvpoll/pgms/SimpleInetMorse Enc.html And I'm pretty sure there are other solutions.

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    1. Re:Why skype? It's already been done by dugenou · · Score: 1

      Other solutions? Check out also CWirc (morse over IRC, with paddle and sounder). There's even bots and qsb/qrm generators.

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  21. A chording keypad is the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a braille user I can tell you that using a 6-dot braille keyboard is a mightty economical way to type.
    Does anyone know of a cell phone that has such a feature?

  22. Here's a torrent of the video by Osmosis_Garett · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Here's a torrent of the video by charon_1 · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points, i'd give you some.

  23. oh my god this is old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jesus christ slashdot, you suck.

  24. Dupe by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    To quote the immortal Rocky the Flying Squirrel:

    "Again?"

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  25. No, this is NOT a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original story was similar, but it's a different event. The first time, it was one morse coder versus one girl, and Jay Leno had nothing to do with it.

    This may prove that Jay Leno uses a lot of old recycled ideas, but it's not really a dupe.

  26. Nice, but... by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..once you start adding punctuation, formatting and emoticons, how do they fare?

  27. is'nt this article a..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    "dot dash dot, dot, dot dash dash dot, dot, dot dash, dash" from a month ago?

    slashDOT thinks morse code is ascii art and won't post it, so I had to spell dot and dash out...so on slashDOT morse code is slower...

  28. Ridiculous by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    This is stupid and shouldn't even be on the front. How is this interesting, important or relevant in any way? I guess it's late anyways.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by filthy-raj · · Score: 1

      Hey dude. I don't know morse code myself (it has always been on my brain's TODO) but I think it is nevertheless an important skill. I don't think it is still a requirement for military recruits but I reckon it would be vital in life and death situations. For example, downed pilots behind enemy lines, sailors lost at sea or underground resistance groups coordinating liberation efforts against an invasion force (e.g. the French resistance during WWII). The wartime potential benefits are extraordinary.

      It is for reasons such as these that I find it an essential skill that ought to be more widely known. In fact, I might start learning now!

      Take heed of the Scouts' motto: Be prepared.

      Your friend,

      Raj

    2. Re:Ridiculous by mangu · · Score: 1
      The wartime potential benefits are extraordinary


      Not only that, but in emergency situations. A morse code radio transmitter can be built with almost any piece of wire, if you have electricity. The first radio transmitters were of the "spark gap" type. Sparks generate a wide band of frequencies. Any equipment that generates a voltage high enough to create sparks connected to a piece of wire to act as an antenna is a radio transmitter capable of sending morse code.

  29. Do your jobs... by humberthumbert · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...lazy ass editors.

  30. Translation time... by IronMagnus · · Score: 1

    Disregarding send time, consider the read time. If a person on the receiving end had never seen sms shorthand or m.code before, which do you think would be faster to read? Which would be comprehended faster, again, by a novice to either option.

    1. Re:Translation time... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      You would of course use Morse only as the input method. whatever you tap out would be transcribed to ordinary text and sent like any other message. Only the sender needs to know Morse to utilize it.

      While Morse is faster to write than typing on a mobile keypad, reading ordinary text is faster than listening to Morse.

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    2. Re:Translation time... by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      What kind of question is this?

      If you've never seen sms abbr'd text or morse code which would be easier to read?

      Hello McFly?! One is a CODE...

      You may aswell ask if it's easier to understand someone talking the same language as you in a very thick foriegn accent, or an alien talking a language composed entirely of sounds like those made when you run your finger around the top of various sized/shaped wine glasses.

      I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this was a rhetorical question, but I really wanted to use that Hello McFly!? line.

  31. heres something jay leno can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shine up his chin with baby oil
    flash a laser off of it
    divert planes from restricted airspace

  32. New Nokia Feature by davidfree · · Score: 1

    Yeah, great, new feature for Nokia phones, instead of SMS, they now offer morse code to send messages, I can really see everyone jumping at the chance of getting one of those. This is a real, lets compare apples with potatoes kind of thing, and just goes to show what the media will come up with when they've cant think of anything else to put on!

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  33. Pfft... Morse Code.... by colonslashslash · · Score: 1
    -- --- .-. ... .<br>
    -.-. --- -.. . <br>
    ... ..- -.-. -.- ... <br>
    This theory is backed up by the fact that when I went to submit the above Morse code to this thread, slashdot gave me the following ouput:

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

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    1. Re:Pfft... Morse Code.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Oscar Romeo Sierra Echo
      Charlie Oscar Delta Echo
      Sierra Uniform Charlie Kilo Sierra

    2. Re:Pfft... Morse Code.... by weighn · · Score: 1
      Mike Oscar Romeo Sierra Echo
      Charlie Oscar Delta Echo
      Sierra Uniform Charlie Kilo Sierra

      that's a big ten-four

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    3. Re:Pfft... Morse Code.... by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      Say what you like, but the best way to hear someone with a penny wistle of an xmitter through heavy interference is the code.

      Seems the brain's dsp just simply freaking rocks. SSB, or even FM, for that matter just doesn't work on my ears.

      And, don't forget - morse code was the first form of digital communication. It just works.

  34. Super-secret message!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dotdot dotdotdashdot / dashdotdashdash dashdashdash dotdotdash / dashdotdashdot dotdash dashdot / dotdashdot dot dotdash dashdotdot / dash dotdotdotdot dotdot dotdotdot / dashdotdashdash dashdashdash dotdotdash / dashdot dot dot dashdotdot / dash dashdashdash / dashdashdot dot dash / dotdashdotdot dotdash dotdot dashdotdot

    1. Re:Super-secret message!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you can read this you need to get laid"

    2. Re:Super-secret message!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dotdashdashdash dashdashdash dotdot dashdot / dash dotdotdotdot dot / dotdashdashdash dotdot dotdotdotdot dotdash dashdotdot / dotdash dashdot dash dotdot / dotdotdot dotdashdotdot dotdash dotdotdot dotdotdotdot / dashdotdot dashdashdash dash / dashdashdash dotdashdot dashdashdot

      Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.

  35. incorporated functionality by panic_smooth · · Score: 1

    how many people have noticed that the default tone for text messages beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, beep-beep is actually the Morse for SMS?

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    1. Re:incorporated functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMS is actually dih-dih-di,dah-dah,dit-dit-di

    2. Re:incorporated functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, beep-beep

      wouldn't that be MSM ?

    3. Re:incorporated functionality by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "dit dit dit - dah dah - dit dit dit" actually.


      But what you may not know is that the really long Morse SMS tone on Nokia phones says "connecting people"

    4. Re:incorporated functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Have you any idea what it's like to hear a vague beeping from somewhere (turned out to be my pocket), and instantly get the feeling "someone's talking to me!" in the back of your head? It's scary, I can tell you!

      (I was quite well trained in morse code once upon a time, as part of my military service, but I haven't practiced it for 15 years. However, the sound of morse signals still connects directly to my subconscious, sort of bypassing any active "listening".)

    5. Re:incorporated functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so their phones tells then they have an MSM? Don't try to school me in morse code, whippersnapper ;-)

  36. Must be a slow news day by Doomwizard · · Score: 1

    Someone check this news for an expiration date.

  37. Not a true test. by Domini · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Firstly, the morse code they used was the final optimised product. It basically uses huffman-like compression for english only. Thus texting other languages using morse would not be so efficient.

    Secondly they used TAP method which is outdated and inefficient. Predictive text input is much faster. Also, the US is not the big SMS country. It hardly has GSM! More people still use outdated devices like pagers.

    Thirdly they also tested the transport medium. An SMS may be relayed faster via different networks (sometimes immediate) and can be re-read if something was missed (unless ticker-tape is used). This is not fair, as for very long distance morse messages one can have intermediaries as well which would lengthen the process considerably.

    Fourthly, most people cannot send morsecode while receiving it, thus also making asynchronous conversation slower. (And you cannot receive morse from multiple sources sil

    I've recently been to Japan and had the rare privelege seeing a teenage school-girl on a Train sitting and texting on two phones at the same time! Beat that!

    1. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've recently been to Japan and had the rare privelege seeing a teenage school-girl on a Train sitting and texting on two phones at the same time! Beat that!

      I was screwing her at a love hotel. I win!

    2. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was the doctor texting her the results of her tests on her second phone. She has AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia and Hepatitis B & D.

    3. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. I still win!

    4. Re:Not a true test. by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Informative

      "It hardly has GSM!"

      I'd hardly call 60 million GSM users "hardly having GSM". Not to mention that CDMA2000 also has SMS support.

    5. Re:Not a true test. by Domini · · Score: 1

      Having the capability and really using it is different. It's not reliable and prevalent since people don't use it. People don't use it because it's not prevalent and reliale.

      Here we never had any other system than GSM, and EVERYONE texts. Every major cellphone company has several prime SMS packages. Some people don't even use their phones for voice!

      I've been to the States... Blackberry devices and pagers are more prevalent than SMSers.

      Sure that may change, but until they don't at least have kids whom are 2nd generation SMSers (Their parents gre up with SMSes!) then they connot judge the technology.

      I for one could never really use it well... the predictive text imput came after I moved to a Nokia 9110 (Then 9210 then P800).

    6. Re:Not a true test. by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Umm ok, I drive my car while sending text messages to my friend's on AIM. I memorized the lettering on my cell phone's number pad, and it has predictive text. So to say hi I just hit 44. Or to say lol I'm busy driving I hit 565#*416#2879. I do this every so often when someone sends me a message on AIM and I'm out driving and it gets forwarded to my phone. I don't take my eyes off the road to answer the message, and I only read the messages when I'm stopped.

    7. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are so cool.

    8. Re:Not a true test. by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, that doesn't distract you from driving at all. Idiot. I hope you stop this practice before you smear some poor pedestrian over your windscreen. People like you make me sick.

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    9. Re:Not a true test. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Also, the US is not the big SMS country. It hardly has GSM!

      So what? GSM is just one of a few phone standards, and analog-only cell phones are rare these days. The other digital networks (CDMA, TDMA, iDEN) all support SMS nationwide.

      It's true that SMS isn't yet as popular in the United States as it is overseas, but that has more to do with pricing and tradition than technology.

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    10. Re:Not a true test. by Domini · · Score: 1

      Exactly, pricing is directly related to efficiency in which SMSes are handled. It's tradition because earlier networks (analogue) did not support SMSes well, and thus not many people used it, thus it's not really a viable popular form of communication, and thus prices are steep.

    11. Re:Not a true test. by Hast · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to compare morse vs a japanese teenager. How does morse code work with kanji (ie Unicode characters)? Does it at all?

      And if they, as you say, compared morse to multitap instead of T9 (predictive input) then the comparison is worse than useless. I would imagine that T9 and morse would be about equal. The bonus with T9 being that you don't have to work as a professional for 30+ years to get your speed up.

      But it would be kind of neat to have a morse code "reader" in a phone which used the vibrator. So it'd vibrate the message (yeah yeah, perverts!) so you could "read" it while your phone was in your pocket (yeah yeah, perverts!).

    12. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's almost as goos as actually paying attention to the road! I wouldn't like to be driving anywhere near you.

    13. Re:Not a true test. by Tim · · Score: 1

      "they used TAP method which is outdated and inefficient. Predictive text input is much faster."

      Well, first off, I didn't see that requirement anywhere. The SMS guy was introduced as the "fastest text messenger" in the country -- they didn't say what input method he used.

      But, whatever. Having used both "predictive" text input on a cellphone, and CW transciever, I can tell you which one will win most of the time. The guys who are good at CW are almost zen-like in their ability to "speak" in Morse -- their thoughts are translated almost directly into imperceptible muscle movements on the key. It's rather spooky.

      Contrast this with even the best predictive text system, and you'll see the relative clunkiness of the keypad approach -- you tap-tap-tap to get a letter, then you look at the screen and read the suggested completion, then you tap again to select the word, or even tap-tap-tap to get another letter...each time re-reading the screen, thinking about what it says, interpreting the result....totally inelegant.

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    14. Re:Not a true test. by Domini · · Score: 1

      Predictive text input is much better than that...

      Imagine a fluent predictive text inputter...

      An inacurate and biased example just to make my point is that a predictive text inputter can (on the Motorola) to write 'zoological' press 1665* (It will autocomplete the entire word on 'zool')

      Also problems like 'me' and 'of' being both the 6-3 combo is solved by just adding a # at the end of one of the two to cycle through all the possibilities.

      Cellphones are practically faster than keyboards!

    15. Re:Not a true test. by hey! · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to compare morse vs a japanese teenager.

      When I was a teenager, I had a buddy who was an Extra Class Ham; while i was struggling as a Technician class with only 5WPM, back then the Extra class required something like 40WPM, and IIRC this guy could send and receive at something like 50WPM. If you think about it, that's almost as fast as you can think about what you want to say, not that that would be an limitation for some Japanese teenage girl messaging her friends.

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    16. Re:Not a true test. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      If you think SMS prices have any relationship to the cost of providing the service, I have a nice little bridge in Brooklyn that you might be interested in.

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    17. Re:Not a true test. by dema · · Score: 1

      Freak out much? Maybe you didn't notice, but this was just a little stunt on Jay Leno's late night show. Believe me, they weren't trying to prove that we should all switch over to morse code for day to day communication (:

    18. Re:Not a true test. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      ... it's not really a viable popular form of communication, and thus [SMS prices] are steep.

      Are they really? I don't think so, but I have no basis for comparison. I pay $4.99 a month for 500 messages (1 cent each if I use them all); without that package, I'd pay 10 cents to send and 2 to receive.

      The pricing issue I had in mind was that placing a voice call is usually cheaper than sending a text message, because most calling plans have voice minute allowances but not SMS allowances. If it's a choice between waiting a few minutes to make a (marginally) free call, or sending an SMS now for 10 cents, many people will opt to wait.

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    19. Re:Not a true test. by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      Secondly they used TAP method which is outdated and inefficient. Predictive text input is much faster.

      It's not. It might be in some cases such as 5 year olds with very limited vocabulary, but for general typing it certainly isn't. At least that's my experience, and I tend to write at least a thousand SMS every month - I know it's not that much by today's standards.

    20. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having the capability and really using it is different. It's not reliable and prevalent since people don't use it. People don't use it because it's not prevalent and reliale.

      SMSes are very reliable. People don't use it because unlike most of Europe, it is cheaper to talk than to send a SMS.

      Here we never had any other system than GSM, and EVERYONE texts. Every major cellphone company has several prime SMS packages. Some people don't even use their phones for voice!

      You may be too young to recall analog cell phones in Europe, but that doesn't mean they didn't exist.

      I've been to the States... Blackberry devices and pagers are more prevalent than SMSers.

      Because Blackberries are much more than SMS. They let you send/receive email from anywhere. The Blackberry email server lets you connect them to your corporate email system. I've used SMS to email gateways, as well as sending/receiving email from Orange, and there's just no comparison.

      Pagers are still around (although the paging market has been shrinking for years) because they are far more reliable than cell phones (even a cell phone in Europe). Radio signals to pagers will go through far more than radio signals to cell phones. There is a reason doctors, police & firefighters still use pagers, even in Europe.

    21. Re:Not a true test. by mennucc1 · · Score: 1

      Beat that!
      Easy. In Italy, many people own 2 cell phones (one for work, another for own use) and I know people who own (and use) 3 cell phones: work, old home GSM and new home UMTS. (They cannot drop the old GSM own phone, because they gave the number to lotsa people).
      So it happens that I see people talking on two phones at the same time. And I saw one guy talking on two phones in MARTA in Atlanta, in May, as well.
      BTW, up to some time ago, Italy and Finland where on top of cell usage in the world. Kids in Italy get their first cell when they are in junior school. In 2003 , 97% of girls and 92% of kids age 14 had (and used) a cell phone, according to this report .
      Another curiosity. Text messaging is the drivin factor in younger people choice of cell operators. Many TV commercials by cell operators in Italy are ads for discounts on mass text messaging: pay a monthly, send as many messages as you want. My younger brother is 17; recently he had to switch cell operator, since most of his class friends were using a different one, they had one of these mass discounts, and were sending him tens of messages a day; he was obliged to answer, and it was too costly (he was paying a fixed amount for each message).

    22. Re:Not a true test. by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Also, the US is not the big SMS country. It hardly has GSM!

      Which of course has nothing to do with SMS. It can be sent over CMDA and TDMA as well, and seamlessly go between these networks.

      The reason the US is not a big SMS country like many in Europe is that our pricing structures are set up differently. Often it is cheaper to call than SMS someone.

      Finkployd

    23. Re:Not a true test. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      It's true that SMS isn't yet as popular in the United States as it is overseas, but that has more to do with pricing and tradition than technology.

      Exactly. As long as the receiver is charged, the US will never embrace SMS. I'd consider it rude to send someone a message that they have to pay to receive. Sender pays for SMS elsewhere.

      SMS is huge here, it gets used for lots of stuff, like buying tickets (that's how the Live Aid ones will be done), opinion polls, TV votes and so on.

    24. Re:Not a true test. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      The SMS guy was introduced as the "fastest text messenger" in the country -- they didn't say what input method he used.

      Then the show was bullshit. There is NO WAY that a TAP user can come close to predictive text. Not a chance in hell. I bet I could beat this guy.

      you tap-tap-tap to get a letter, then you look at the screen and read the suggested completion

      Not at all. It's far easier to touch-type (not look at keys) on a numeric pad than it is on a 101-key PC keyboard, which millions of people are doing right now.

    25. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've recently been to Japan and had the rare privelege seeing a teenage school-girl on a Train sitting and texting on two phones at the same time!
      Sounds uncomfortable.
    26. Re:Not a true test. by hb253 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your stupidity level is tremendoues but not surprising. Drop the damn cell phone (including the useless hands-free options) when you're driving, keep both hands on the steering wheel, and concentrate on driving. I have been involved in so many near misses caused by some idiot playing with his/her cell phone while driving.

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    27. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the kind of dick I hate, as a cyclist and pedestrian. Sure, you're eyes are pointing forward, but where is your concentration?

      Are the messages really so important? Just wait 'til you arrive somewhere. Please.

    28. Re:Not a true test. by Gibsnag · · Score: 1

      Um... WHAT!?!

      Good God man concentrate on the damn road. There is no way you can tell me that you're fully concentrating on driving (and therefore avoiding all potential hazards) whilst thinking about how to type 565#*416#2879 with one hand on the sterring wheel. Even if you aren't actually looking at the handset. What if you need to swerve around a child running into the road. You think you can do that properly with one hand?

      As a learner driver atm, the prospects of having someone like you on the road scares the shit out of me.

    29. Re:Not a true test. by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Also, the US is not the big SMS country. It hardly has GSM!

      We don't "hardly have GSM" in the US. You'll find most major markets are well covered by GSM from the likes of T|Mobile, Cingular and others. We have TDMA, CDMA and iDEN phones too. All of them support SMS. SMS has been a non-starter because it's expensive here for some unknown, bizarre reason. Why pay $.25 when you can pay $.10 and call the person?

      More people still use outdated devices like pagers.

      Actually, the pager crowd moved over to Nextel's iDEN network a long time ago and replaced pages with annoying cell phones with a "two way radio" feature. So instead of friendly, quiet text messages, you get to listen to (often at max volume): "Did you get a chance to pick up a bag of sliders? No not yetI'm starvin man, hurry up alreadyBe there in 10, out"

      The best part with Nextel is when sales reps forget to turn the phones off before they go into meetings... then you can have fun with them:

      Bill - I'm at the Gold Club - Sandee says hi and I paid for a lap dance for you, so get your ass down here

      Customer: We're done.

      Fourthly, most people cannot send morsecode while receiving it, thus also making asynchronous conversation slower. (And you cannot receive morse from multiple sources

      What we need is a morse code input mode for your phone. The point is typing is slow on cell phones and is faster with morse code. So bring on the morse code enabled cell phone.

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    30. Re:Not a true test. by zentec · · Score: 1

      No, people can receive morse code while sending and I do it all the time. It's how I find my signal on the amateur satellites. Better still, I'm able to send while dealing with the quarter-second delay for my signal to make the round-trip. Try talking into a phone while listening to yourself with that sort of delay -- you'll get all meally-mouthed.

      It's full duplex (or full break-in/QSK). Works beautifully.

    31. Re:Not a true test. by nxtw · · Score: 1
      It hardly has GSM!

      You say that as if it's a bad thing! But then again, it's not really true. Nearly half of US mobile users do use GSM. Over half use CDMA2000. Both networks support text messaging. You can text message between networtks without a problem. CDMA2000, while being user unfriendly compared to GSM, has many technical advantages that GSM does not have and will not have until it gets WCDMA.

      More people still use outdated devices like pagers.

      The same kinds of people that use pagers in the US are the same kinds of people that use them elsewhere -- those that need the simplicty/reliability of a pager. Otherwise, cell phones have taken over the market.

    32. Re:Not a true test. by karnal · · Score: 1

      Ummm.

      The receiver isn't charged for SMS -- at least not with Cingular (no affiliation - just have their service...)

      A friend of mine didn't buy a text package so he pays 10 cents per message when he SENDS one. I can receive unlimited messages / month with no fee. Therefore, when I have a need to have a device page me, I usually set it up to just e-mail my phone..... which then gets converted to an SMS at Cingular's end... Very very handy.

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    33. Re:Not a true test. by Daagar · · Score: 1
      Good lord... just put the phone down until you have time to deal with it (ie., while not driving). The lack of a an instantaneous response should tell whoever messaged you that you AREN'T AVAILABLE - do you really need to text 'lol I'm driving' for them to get the hint?

      lol, I just got side-swiped by a semi!

    34. Re:Not a true test. by russellh · · Score: 1

      Umm ok, I drive my car while sending text messages to my friend's on AIM. I memorized the lettering on my cell phone's number pad, and it has predictive text. So to say hi I just hit 44. Or to say lol I'm busy driving I hit 565#*416#2879.

      Voice is more efficient for OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!!1!!! :-O AAAIAIAIAIAGHGHGHH!!!!

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    35. Re:Not a true test. by nxtw · · Score: 1
      Having the capability and really using it is different. It's not reliable and prevalent since people don't use it.

      What are you talking about? You DO NOT live here, so please DO NOT make comments like this. GSM is prevalent and reliable, and has captured a large percentage of the US market (but not as much as CDMA).

      I've been to the States... Blackberry devices and pagers are more prevalent than SMSers.

      How would *you* know that? Once again, you don't live here, and have seen a very small subset of devices. I assume you were on a business trip, since you saw a lot of Blackberries... other than Sidekicks, you won't see many devices with keyboards outside of business users.

    36. Re:Not a true test. by brontus3927 · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck does everyone think you need TWO hands on the steering wheel at all times to be a safe driver? From what the grandparent posted, it sounds like he does it without looking and takes no more time than it takes to shift a standard transmission. So is my standard transmission vehicle inherently unsafe because I have to take my hand of the wheel to shift? Get over yourself please.

    37. Re:Not a true test. by merdaccia · · Score: 1

      As my sibling post rightly points out, get over yourself. There are idiots playing with cellphones on the road, and there are idiots with both hands on the steering wheel. Just because you have two hands on the wheel doesn't make you a better driver.

      By your same logic, don't you dare touch that radio when you're driving. I don't care if you look at it or not.

      I drive a stick and I only ever have one hand on the wheel. And it just saved my skin a couple of months ago. A woman blatantly ran a red light and was about to smash into me. I had to downshift with one hand and swerve with the other. If I didn't already have my hand on the shifter, I would have been sitting in a twisted pile of metal. Admittedly, if I were using my phone, I may not have had the concentration to pull it off. So I'll agree with you in that I hope the grandparent does this on straight highways.

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    38. Re:Not a true test. by Renegrade · · Score: 1
      What if you need to swerve around a child running into the road. You think you can do that properly with one hand?

      If you can't perform emergency maneuvers at full speed with one hand, you shouldn't be driving. What if you have to shift during these maneuvers? Or ARE shifting when the need arises to maneuver? It's not like these things don't have power steering/power assist steering.

      You should be able to turn your wheel lock-to-lock with one hand just as quickly as with two. You should be able to do this without removing your hand from the wheel, also. If you cannot, you need practice.

      I do agree with putting down the phone though -- concentration is king. Mr. SMS should be paying 100% attention to driving regardless of how many hands he has on the wheel.

    39. Re:Not a true test. by Andrew-Unit · · Score: 1

      Secondly they used TAP method which is outdated and inefficient. Predictive text input is much faster.

      Um; IMHO that "predictive system" guesses wrong more often than I would deem acceptable to actually increase my efficiency.

      This is not fair, as for very long distance morse messages one can have intermediaries as well which would lengthen the process considerably.

      Depending on the frequency you morse over, you can easily send messages across the planet with no intermedaries.

      I've recently been to Japan and had the rare privelege seeing a teenage school-girl on a Train sitting and texting on two phones at the same time! Beat that!

      While I think it's cool you've been to Japan, this hardly excites me. If you can send messages to multiple sources at the same time why did she find the need to use two phones?

    40. Re:Not a true test. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I agree that just because someone actually presses a few keys on their cellphone while driving, it doesn't mean they're suddenly "UNSAFE!"

      But I think the reasoning behind the "2 hands on the wheel" thing is the idea that if you need to quickly turn, you can do so more effectively using both hands than just one.

      Honestly, the validity of this probably depends a lot on the turning radius of the car or truck you're driving though, and perhaps to a lesser extent whether or not it has power steering.

      Whenever I drive older (say, 1970's) vehicles, I find that you have to crank the wheel around for as much as 1 or 2 complete turns to make anything resembling a sharp left or right turn. On most newer cars, however, as little as 1/4th. of a turn accomplishes almost the same thing.

    41. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God help the person that's not concentrating with a woman driver near them

    42. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of the GP is not to have two hands on the wheel, but rather to stop trying to SMS while you're driving! I think you're both on the same page, basically telling drivers to pay attention to the road.

    43. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You wouldn't beleive how many times I've almost been hit by a car while I'm talking on my cellphone. It's almost like the other drivers don't realize that _I_ am the King of the Road.

    44. Re:Not a true test. by Laebshade · · Score: 1

      I suppose I shouldn't mention that I open/read mail while driving :/

    45. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      Yeah right, that [sending SMS while driving but without taking eyes off the road] doesn't distract you from driving at all. Idiot. I hope you stop this practice before you smear some poor pedestrian over your windscreen. People like you make me sick.
      Do you adjust your radio when driving? Idiot. I hope you stop this practice before you smear some poor pedestrian over your windscreen. People like you make me sick.
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    46. Re:Not a true test. by flink · · Score: 1

      People don't use it [SMS] because unlike most of Europe, it is cheaper to talk than to send a SMS.

      Really? I would say the opposite. I get 10-15 texts per day durring peak hours, because most of my friends worry about using up their daytime minutes. Most plans can add unlimited text messaging for less than $5, so durring the day we text, and at night we call eachother.

    47. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Mate, don't let the bozos who have replied to you get you down. They obviously can't get it into their heads that sending SMS while driving is no different from adjusting the stereo or changing gear. In fact it's a hell of a lot safer than chattering into a hands-free kit (and a million times safer than chatting directly into the phone) because you're not involved in a two-way conversation with someone outside of the vehicle. Chatting to your passenger is one thing, because if something goes wrong on the road then your passenger will soon know to shut up and probably give you a warning about it. Chatting with someone outside of the vehicle is a very different sort of conversation and is inherently dangerous because it takes too much concentration. Tapping out a short text is far easier.

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    48. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *must* read my newspaper before I get to work. Sometimes I have enough time to read it during breakfast, sometimes I don't.

    49. Re:Not a true test. by chuck · · Score: 1

      Ummm... dude... you can totally slow down your car without touching the stickshift. Exactly how is left as an exercise to the reader.

    50. Re:Not a true test. by merdaccia · · Score: 1

      I wasn't slowing it down, I dropped gear to get more acceleration to get out of her way.

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    51. Re:Not a true test. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Did you consider the fact that she might have one phone for family and close friends, and one phone for creeps/geeks/hot guys she might want to talk to but wants to be able to hide from occasionally?

      Also your suggestion implies she was sending the same message on both, but that's not a given, in fact she was probably reading 2 different messages and replying to them individually, using the two phones to increase her personal typing bandwidth, by scheduling the keypresses to happen simultaneously on two "processors" :P lol.

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    52. Re:Not a true test. by the_weasel · · Score: 1

      Moron.

      Sending text messages while driving is an order of magnitude different from driving standard with one hand on the gearstick. Its like comparing apples to gravel.

      I would hope the punishment for sending text messages on your cellphone WHILE driving would be damn severe, like getting beaten with a lead pipe until you can't walk for a year.

      If I seem full of anger it is because my co-workers family is currently waiting to hear if his sister will ever be able to walk again. She was hit while crossing an intersection last week. The driver ran the red because he was trying to use his cellphone instead of watching the road.

      Shut the fucking phones off, or at least get a headset if you can't find some way to extract your pathetic self from the phone for a few minutes.

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    53. Re:Not a true test. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I think the whole "shifting" thing is beyond most people's ability anyway. I'm shopping for a new car with (a) 4 doors, (b) rear wheel drive, and (c) a stick shift. I'm amazed at what a tiny niche I apparently occupy!

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    54. Re:Not a true test. by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      They obviously can't get it into their heads that sending SMS while driving is no different from adjusting the stereo or changing gear.

      Interesting, I have yet to see a phone that's designed to be very simple to operate without having to look at it, as opposed to car stereos which are designed with this basic functionality in mind. When's the last time you drove a car that required you to look at the gear shift or radio to change it?

      In fact it's a hell of a lot safer than chattering into a hands-free kit (and a million times safer than chatting directly into the phone)

      Maybe, but only if you can do it without looking at the phone. At least the pricks who blab away on their phones while driving are watching the road.

    55. Re:Not a true test. by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "Here we never had any other system than GSM, and EVERYONE texts. Every major cellphone company has several prime SMS packages. Some people don't even use their phones for voice!"

      Every major cell company over here has SMS packages as well. I can get unlimited SMS for $10 a month, or 300 for $3 a month (though my $20 unlimited GPRS plan already includes unlimited SMS).

      "I've been to the States... Blackberry devices and pagers are more prevalent than SMSers."

      Have you been to a high-school? In general, 40-year-old adults aren't too hot on SMS. Teens, college students, and young adults are.

      Blackberrys are common because they are useful for road-warriors. Being able to read and send email on the go, including full integration with Exchange, is far more useful than being able to send 160-character text messeges.

    56. Re:Not a true test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bwahahah, yeah, because you have to look to adjust your radio. Oh, and you have to navigate through menus. Oh, and your radio requires you to stare at it so you can make sure it's working correctly...

      ... or perhaps you're just retarded and have to stare at a fucking car radio to change the station? Nice analogy!

    57. Re:Not a true test. by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Do you take 1 minute to adjust the radio? Is the cellphone designed to be fully used without almost looking at it. Stop being an idiot, you know you're wrong...

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    58. Re:Not a true test. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, I've heard that European phones can't send email. Here, every phone has its own email address (handy for those eBay alerts), and you can send SMS to an email address just as you would to a phone number.

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    59. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      If you know what you're doing, sending SMS requires about as much taking your eyes off the road as adjusting your radio, unless you're a true retard that has to stare at the damn thing while texting. If you took the trouble to read the fecking post you'd see that the guy is one of these people who can text without looking at the phone. But I can see why SMS wouldn't appeal to the likes of you - you clearly can't read.

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    60. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      Is the cellphone designed to be fully used without almost looking at it.
      What it was designed for is irrelevant. A phone's SMS interface can be used without looking at it in the same sense that a qwerty keyboard can be used without looking at it, i.e. enough practice will get you there. The parent post stated quite clearly that he was able to text without looking at his phone. What's that you were saying about 'idiots?'
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    61. Re:Not a true test. by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Thanks for ignoring the other part of my post, it means that the discussion is over.

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    62. Re:Not a true test. by Hast · · Score: 1

      The point was to compare to a Japanese teenager since they use japanese to message in. That language is significantly more complex in written form than western languages. There is apparently a japanese form of morse code, but that only handles kana (phonetics) and not kanji. As such the two are not really comparable.

      Besides I think the topic was sending a prewritten message, so thoughts of what to write are not that limiting.

    63. Re:Not a true test. by Renegrade · · Score: 1
      I think the whole "shifting" thing is beyond most people's ability anyway

      I've had that thought from time-to-time as well.

      I'm shopping for a new car with (a) 4 doors, (b) rear wheel drive, and (c) a stick shift. I'm amazed at what a tiny niche I apparently occupy!

      Yeah, most four-doors are going to be front-wheel-drive and mostly automatic. To find something like that, you'd either have to have it built from a kit, or buy one of the old classics.

      Personally, I've always wanted a 2-door manual with a mid-mounted engine, but aside from the Toyota MR2 (not available in Canada, probably not in production anymore either), I think I'd have to buy a supercar, and I'd really not want to drive anything that requires a mortgage.

    64. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      There's nothing in the rest of the post worth bothering about.

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    65. Re:Not a true test. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Is there something wrong with the English I'm using? I said, and the parent post said, that it is possible to send an SMS message without looking at the phone. It is possible. I have seen people do it. The person said quite clearly that he can do it. Why do some people find this so far-fetched? Why are there so many morons on this forum who can't read plain fucking English? Jesus Christ!

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    66. Re:Not a true test. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Or I can concentrate on driving while reciting a memorized patern in my head? I have a car that's stick, with my thumb I press out the memorized pattern (usually lol I'm driving which means "Stop sending me messages") and if I have to shift well I use the rest of my hand while holding the cell phone. I'm watching the road, I'm paying attention to what's going on. It's like pressing the button for your favorite radio station, or shifting into a certain gear. You're just repeating a memorized patter, you're not looking away, and you're concentrating on the road. I only look to read the messages when I'm stopped so what's the harm?

  38. Ironically enough... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 0

    The standard Nokia bell for SMS actually spells SMS in morse. Yeah I know there will be two category of people, those who already figured that who will say it's obvious etc, and those who haven't but will be ashamed not to have and will act just like the former.

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  39. Java Morse Code Translator by plaxion · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can encode, decode and listen to morse here

    Oh, and try setting the speed at 40 wpm before you start thinking it's easy!

    1. Re:Java Morse Code Translator by Kaydet81 · · Score: 0

      My uncle, now 86, has been a Ham since he was 18, and was a radio operator in the US Air Force. He can hold a conversation with you and at the same time laugh at the joke he heard in the background, in morse code.

  40. phones are not fast enough by necromcr · · Score: 0

    ..to comprehend the speeds of CW morse coders. With all these new features (camera, mp3 player, allmighty software) some phones take up to 30 seconds to start responding from bootup. So far, siemens M55 is the worst case I've seen. Sometimes if freezes for one minute at the "Speed is.. Siemens" animation :P

    Though it would be fun to see message option "Send over morse" :P

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  41. Morse code spam by paylett · · Score: 2, Funny
    Spread your message world wide! Minimal transmission fee! No pesky filters to worry about!

    (why do these things always sound less funny once you press preview?)

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  42. Old news by AnuradhaRatnaweera · · Score: 1

    Posted here long ago; but the link in this article is more comprehensive.

  43. Perhaps a Morse code Skype device. by xpeeblix · · Score: 4, Funny

    OMFG, Slashdot's "Lameness filter" just prevented me from posting a comment on this story in morse code. I cry censorship, someone call the ACLU!

    Try it, if you don't believe me.

    1. Re:Perhaps a Morse code Skype device. by alexhs · · Score: 1

      aa / aaa- a / -aa --- -a a / aa - / / -aaa- / / a=.

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    2. Re:Perhaps a Morse code Skype device. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oOO o oOo o / OoOO OOO ooO / O oOo OoOO oo Oo OOo / O OOO / O OoOO oOOo o / OoOO OOO ooO oOo / OO o ooo ooo oO OOo o / OOO Oo / oO / O o oOoo o OOo oOo oO oOOo oooo / OoO o OoOO ooOOoo

      The best part about morse code is that you only need 4 keys (3 if you're really good). So even if you somehow managed to ruin most of your keyboard, as long as 4 of your character keys still work, you're still good to go--so long as everyone else can read morse code.

    3. Re:Perhaps a Morse code Skype device. by Fyz · · Score: 1

      Hm, I'll have to remember that if I'm ever stuck in a building about to be destroyed and my only hope is an internet-connected computer with a keyboard with only three characters.

  44. Morse Texter for Series 60 phones by MenssanA · · Score: 1

    Engadget is reporting that there's a Morse Text utility for Series 60 phones. the original story, Preview, download it here

  45. One Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SPANKED

  46. What a worthless test by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    So here we have two people with extensive training and practise on their chosen method versus those without. Gee, big supprise they won.

    You have to understand that those who still do morse code with any regularity are serious enthusiasts and/or ex professionals who did it for a living back when it was popular. Now you take people with this kind of training and put them against a couple of teen amatures, gee, I wonder why they'd be faster.

    What does that have to do with anything?

    One also has to consider the relitive dificulty of the two systems. Morse code is something that takes a good deal of time and practise to learn. It's not intuitive, you have to memorize the signal patterns, and then practise to improve speed. Some never get good at it and have a perpetually sloppy fist. Text messaging was designed to be accessable to anyone, with no prior training. Consideration was given to ease, not to speed.

    I mean I bet I could develop a numeric keypad to text system that would easily beat Morse Code when someone was trained. I'd do it by dividing keys into letters as is done now, but doing a dual press system. You press once to indicate group, again to indicate specific letter. So on teh system on the phone to do a k you'd press 5 then 2, fifth key, 2nd character. Of course it'd be remapped to make it more efficient.

    You could map the entire alaphabet to just 2 rows (6 keys) and have all letters transmitted with 2 presses. A trained perons could learn to do something like this very quickly, simply use two fingers, probably the thumbs, with minimal movement to signal a message.

    Also as others have pointed out this test has an additonal problem: The Morse isgnal is being sent in realtime. An operator signals, the other recieves. That's not the way an SMS message works. You key it in and submit it to the network. It then takes time to route to its destination. 5 seconds or so is a pretty good routing time. IT can be far more, it's not designed to be realtime transmission.

    However in this video, it's quite clear you ahve two professionals against two amatures. The code operator is transmitting very fast, with a very regular fist. The SMS kid is pecking away very slowly. You could easily find someone using the current SMS entry system that could go far faster than him. It is amusing televisoin, but no real test of any kind.

    1. Re:What a worthless test by klui · · Score: 1

      It shows just because something is old doesn't automatically mean it's useless.

    2. Re:What a worthless test by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      The kids doing the SMS had some sort SMS record.

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    3. Re:What a worthless test by Hast · · Score: 1

      I doubt that morse would be significantly faster than T9 (predictive input for mobile phones). And T9 would require a lot less training.

      Perhaps a training program for T9/multitap is in order for mobile phones? Just like the old typist programs for computers.

    4. Re:What a worthless test by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I dunno what the huge fuss is about, I guess my phone is special but I got this iTap thingy [or whatever] which will suggest autocompletes for partial words. So often I only have to enter half a word and make a couple of suggestion changes.

      I can enter whole sentence replies [which is all about what you're gonna send] in 20 seconds or so [not 160 chars like in the story... we're talking ~25-30 chars] which isn't that bad.

      Tom

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    5. Re:What a worthless test by finkployd · · Score: 1

      The kid was supposed to hold the world record in "fastest SMS sending" or something. The morse code guys held no such record. Actually wtfe (watch the fing episode) before shooting off about amateur vs professional.

      The morse operator had a clean fist because he was using a keyer I believe. I would have loved to see this contest done with a straight key, it probably would have been much closer.

      Memorizing patters is a horrible way to learn morse code, it stops you at around 12 words per minute. A better way is to learn at a faster rate and train your brain to hear the infividual sound of letter, rather than the dits and dahs that make up the letters. Much in the same way that once you learn to read, you begin to see whole words instead of collections of letters.

      Finkployd

    6. Re:What a worthless test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would, moron.

  47. Only on /. ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can a simpsons quote be modded off-topic on a humor thread.

  48. (4) Older people are more efficient ... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    You forgot (4) Older people are more efficient in skilled movements.

    Strength, raw speed, and reflexes slowly get worse, but timing and coordination get better as you age. Odds are that if they tried a similar contest using only CW, but with the same age difference as in this contest, the older group would win again.

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  49. Re:We tried using morse code - thanks, pretty fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks, pretty funny. i like this theme and i thought you did a great job.

    funniest one yet, actually.

  50. You're a month late.... by tektek · · Score: 1
  51. This is complementary not mutually exclusive by tezza · · Score: 1
    Phone providers could trivially provide a Morse mode for those who know, and an SMS mode for those who don't. Typing in Huffman encoded-ish string would seem sensible.

    Reminds me of people who played counterstrike and bound their mouse keys to back and forward, and had keyboard keys for their firing. Default is fine for most, custom great for the übergamers. I never found out whether it was better, as I spent too much time respawning.

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    1. Re:This is complementary not mutually exclusive by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      Mose buttons for forward and backward and keybaord for firing?

      Thats crazy, and I've played a fair bit of counterstrike. Still, some things work for some and not for others... I still can't believe that non-inverted mouselook has become the default these days.... stupid heathens pushing the mouse up to look up and down to look down... I actually feel a bit sorry for them...

  52. or Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or this goes to show what Slashdot will come up with when they can't think anything else to put on.

  53. I agree by Ogemaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live in Japan, and probably send twenty text messages for each call that I make. Though I must admit, the Japanese software seems better than what I remember in the states. The word-completion is usally really clever if I am typing in Japanese. Also, typing in Japanese is intrinsically easier because in general, each kana corresponds to two English letters. I wish people would use this service more in the states, for all of the reasons people have been mentioning. Despite the enormous number of cell phones in Japan relative to the US, you are forced to listen to people yapping away on them far, far less often. This might be my favorite element of Japanese society, I swear.

    1. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be my favorite element of Japanese society, I swear.
      What, your favourite element of society is that you swear? You are actually celebrating profanity, and glorifying it as the prime feature of an ethnic culture?
      You motherfucking sonofabitch!

      :P

  54. "international" Morse code by buro9 · · Score: 1

    I've always found it amusing that the 'international' morse code alphabet (linked to in the parent) lacks äöåéíáóú.

    I can understand that yes it wouldn't encapsulate all languages... but hey guys, it could at least try and encapsulate the Latin, Romantic and Germanic languages a tad better.

    And something like would be very useful in Morse, as you could truncate the length of a question simply by indicating in advance that a statement was a question.

    This is all irrelevant of course... what kind of idiot is going to morse over skype! - Purely rhetorical, I don't want to know the answer!

    1. Re:"international" Morse code by iammrjvo · · Score: 1


      I've always found it amusing that the 'international' morse code alphabet (linked to in the parent) lacks äöåéíáóú.

      It'd make perfect sense if you'd acknowledge that English is the international language.

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  55. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was on Newsround (children's news on BBC) about a month ago.

  56. Uh, Get a Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a nonsensical idea. What moron would spend their time on a Rube Goldberg-esque device that only pimply geeks who don't know how to swim would use?

  57. SMS conventions are huffman-ish too. Add them up by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    I'd think the central idea of huffman coding is a tradeoff, to use shorter notations for frequent message parts, while accepting slower performance on rare messages.

    SMS notations do this too. Replacing 'for' by '4'.
    SMS notations are optimized for the kind of messages that people send with them, and people adapt their messages to suit the weaknesses and strengths of SMS interface. For random text, a plain keyboard beats SMS keyboard.

    So you can design a message where SMS is slow. And you can design a message where morse is slow.

    You can take a typical SMS message (BHME@2 = be home at two o'clock), and send it as morse. I suppose morse will perform a bit faster but not very much because morse is optimized for plain language which has lots of vowels.

    So imagine a morse that is optimized for SMS messages.

  58. Speed is not importand by houghi · · Score: 1
    Both morse and sms are ways of comunicating. The sending is not the only thing. It also is the recieving. If you would send something to me with morse, I would not be able to read it.

    That would make the speed you are sending it with useless. So even if you took 1 minute to do the morse and one hour for sms, I still would be able to get the message faster on sms.

    Also as I understand morse sends the moment you type it in. sms does not do that. You first type it in and then it is send.

    On the same logic I can proove that a typewriter is faster then a computer, because with the coputer the typing is just as fast, but you still have to type

    , walk to the printer and take out the paper.

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    1. Re:Speed is not importand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got a typo in your sig...

    2. Re:Speed is not importand by Secrity · · Score: 1

      SMS messages use abbreviations and shortcuts for words and phrases that make most SMS messages largely unreadable to those people who have not learned SMS code.

      It all depends upon whether one can understand the code that is being received; whether the code is Morse code or SMS, it is still a code.

    3. Re:Speed is not importand by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      That depends largely on who's sending the message, just like IM. Most phones these days have extremely good predictive spelling, which actually makes it easier to just spell out a word than abbreviate it more often than not.

      Calling SMS a 'code' is a bit off-target, IMO. SMS simply stands for "simple message system." Calling it a code is the Morse equivalent of calling the telegraph a code. It's the medium, not the data.

    4. Re:Speed is not importand by houghi · · Score: 1

      SMS messages use abbreviations and shortcuts for words and phrases

      That happens with Morse as well. ASAP is one that comes to mind. Others will surely exist.

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  59. The real question is.. by hhghghghh · · Score: 1

    Are Morse coders more efficient than C++ coders?

  60. in other words... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    -.. ..- .--. .

    dat dit dit
    dit dit dat
    dit dat dat dat
    dit

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  61. Duh.. T9 by kt0157 · · Score: 1

    I realize you septic tanks don't use texting, let alone the dizzy heights of T9, but let me just say.

    T9!

    Duh.

    K.

  62. Old News... by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

    This news is pretty damn old and was reported in Indian Newspapers like a month ago. Well, it came in UK Times too. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,1-2- 1571664,00.html
    SMS's really suck. They are too damn annoying in public places where cellphones ring at random. This is probably the most annoying technology ever!!!

  63. In other news by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    A driver with an Ordnance Survey map and Silva compass finds three destinations quicker than a driver with a GPS.

    Even with a simple, manual telegraph key, the odds are in favour of Morse {with its surprisingly-modern idea of assigning the shortest codes to the commonest letters, and the fact that you only need to move in one dimension to work it} over a keypad where multiple functions are assigned to the same key. On Sagem phones {as opposed to Nokia and Samsung}, the matter is further compounded by the fact that the letters change as you hold down the key, and you let go to stop at the desired one. On Nokias and Samsungs, you have to make an additional keystroke {or allow a timeout to elapse} between successive letters on the same key.

    The Morse telegraph was designed to be very good at sending dots and dashes. It required a greater mental effort on the part of the human operator; but the user interface was simple, elegant and did not add unnecessary complication of its own, so it was the operator and not the machine that imposed the limitation on working rate. When the words themselves became an obstacle, it became common for telegraph operators to use abbreviations; some of which have carried over to more modern media. C U L8R ME N H R OFF 2 WDS 4 SUM SW17!

    And, finally ..... whenever an uncustomised Nokia phone receives a text message, it plays a series of three short tones, two long ones and three short ones again. Di-di-dit, da-dah, di-di-dit. Any idea what that could be?

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    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dit Dit Dit = S
      Dah Dah = M
      Dit Dit Dit = S

      S M S :: In Morse Code

    2. Re:In other news by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Di-di-dit, da-dah, di-di-dit

      I'm guessing, but I'd guess it's 'SMS'.

  64. Oh, the irony... by zevans · · Score: 1

    I've just read no less than three comments below, pointing out that this story has been on slashdot before.

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  65. Speed by kipsate · · Score: 1

    The text messaging guy had a personal record of sending a 160 character message in 57 seconds. That means 2.8 characters per second.

    In the show, the message was "I just saved a bunch of money on my card" which is a 40 character message. I timed how long it took the morse-coder to send it: about 20 seconds. That converts to 2 characters per second.

    So I guess, on a good day, the sms'er is still able to beat the morse-coder.

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    1. Re:Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your logic is flawed. You firstly assume that these two morse coders are the best in the country, and comparable to the sms'er, who holds the record for text messaging.
      Secondly, the message was "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" which is a 49 character message, bringing the average to 2.45 characters per second.
      Thirdly, the record holding message can't really be read too much into, due to the unknown contents of that message. For instance I could type "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in 5 seconds, but that does not mean that I can type 8 characters per second. Now it is unlikely that his record holding message was this simplistic, but it is not logical to assume that he was texting in proper english either.
      Therefore to make such a blanket statement is preposterous.

    2. Re:Speed by klmth · · Score: 1

      Of course, what you didn't take into account was that the morse code sender had a bunch of overhead. He began with QC QC QC etc. On a longer message, they would beat the sms:er by an even wider margin. The SMS senser had at that time not even entered half the message.

    3. Re:Speed by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      He began with QC QC QC etc.

      I think you mean "CQ."

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  66. please... by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

    this is old news... we already have cell phone aps out there...



    unrelated: /. editors... please at least TRY and keep up

  67. Never heard of QSK? by 6800 · · Score: 1

    Well with morse you don't need to send while receiving to have a two way interruptable conversation! With QSK mode of operation, the receiver is active even between dits and dahs. This allows the sender to be interrupted mid- sentance. The fun factor goes up rapidly using QSK! dah dit dit, dit,, dah dit dah, dit dit dit dit dah, dah dah dit dit, dit dit, dit dit dit dah

  68. T9 by dabadab · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the SMS senders have used T9. It really speeds up typing, especially in non-agglutinating languages (e.g. English).

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  69. Funny thing... by gorehog · · Score: 1

    All of the posts here on slashdot seem to agree that the International Code (Morse Code is used on messaging systems where relays click out the beginning and end of each dot and dash. Oscillators which produce tones enabled the code we know today) is only useful if you use it a lot, that it would only be useful for advanced users. Well, simply put, the case being made is that for advanced users CW might be faster and worth learning.

    Not to mention, if morse code pick up as an input method for SMS that would allow new and exciting input devices like bluetooth enabled morse code keys disguised as watches and rings.

    I cant even begin to adress all the FUD coming off this discussion. Yes, CW takes practice. No, it is not just for the elite Ham or old fogey. CW does have 26 letters, 10 numerals, and punctuation. It can be altered for other languages with phonetic alphabets. You could use CW as an alternative method of text entry, or record the tones and play them back.

    I do wish that CW would become a standard alternative for text input, it would be good for physical portability and not a hard library to implement. No, I do not know CW, but I would learn it if it meant I could enter a msg without looking.

  70. ... "DUJ" ??? by danalien · · Score: 1
    according to The World Standard"

    but, but, you maybe are using a diff. set :-)

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  71. It takes longer to read Morse code. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    I take it that they didn't add on the time it takes the recipient of the morse code to go:

    WTF is this?

    The twat is sending morse code on a F*cking mobile.

    FFS! I'm going to have to look this crap up on Google.

    Got a converter. Lets see dot dot dash dot dash. Damnit missed the place.

    (Phones Morse sender) FFS Bill can't you just send an SMS like normal people?

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    1. Re:It takes longer to read Morse code. by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      They did. Which is how the receipient read out the message to Leno.

  72. Try to beat them yourself by Laglorden · · Score: 1

    I loaded the video and tried typing (using t9 on a Nokia phone) and in Swedish "jag spårade just en massa pengar på min bil för säkring" in almost exactly the same time they did. Ok, may send a lot of SMS but I'm NOT the fastest by far I imagine so I'm sure someone should be able to beat them (and spelling correctly) if they have sufficent training and a phone with larger keys...

    Try it yourself.

  73. I'm faster... by Kredal · · Score: 1

    I just SMS'd the same message "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" about three times faster than the morse coders... on my Treo.

    Is it cheating that I have a full keyboard to use?

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  74. Morse SMS input? by shish · · Score: 1

    So how about giving mobile phones a Morse input mode, hacking at the 1 and 0 keys rather than playing around with the whole 3D keyboard? (2d layout, with each button having several letters)

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    1. Re:Morse SMS input? by KaiBeezy · · Score: 1

      .
      not only covered on Slashdot but Engadget http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000463042528 and probly a few K other places.

      here was my uncommonly creative post on Engadget from the day:

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      Posted May 6, 2005, 3:21 PM ET by KaiBeezy
      .
      if you learned morse code, why not just pick a couple of quickly enterable (is that a word?), easily distinguishable characters and let loose the dit dah fury?

      here's how i would do it - set the case for all lower case - 4 and 7 are dots, 6 and 9 are dashes - space key is good - so SOS would be keyed as 474696474, and would text as pgpmwmgpg - this works quite nicely visually, where the round part of the p and g would start to look like dots, and the vertical lines of the m and w start to look like dashes - i bet a real morse coder could get the hang of it and whip things out on a phone pad just as fast as on a morse key

      hm, maybe i should have patented that! i hereby release this "method of entering morse code via T9 pad as described in the paragraph above" under a creative commons license, 2005 qwepoi biotronics, some rights reserved: attribution, noncommercial, share alike
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  75. Morse Code Vs the Whistlers by AgeOfUnreason · · Score: 1

    Morse code last year officially stopped being used on the ocean waves. But I hear that on the canary islands they have a messaging system that uses whistles. Apparently you can have a quite good conversation using this technique over vast distances. SMS vs Morse vs One man and his dog http://www.mirabilis.ca/archives/001284.html

  76. Anyone can read morse instantaneously by kanweg · · Score: 1

    because it can be converted to plain text automatically, duh.

    So, those into Morse can use it and enjoy its speed, whereas those not willing to learn it don't have to.

    Bert
    Who bets that even Morse buffs can read plain text faster than Morse code

  77. Hot damn, I miss swearing by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    Japan really doesn't have it, or rather, it is so fundamentally different here in nature that it really doesn't feel like swearing. My personal favorite: Goddamnmotherfuckingsonofabitch!

  78. Maybe the reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why should I keep coming back to /. if the news is repeated, slow and bias?"

    To learn that its spelled "biased"?

    But please. Do go on with your rant. Whatever it was about.

  79. Oh no, not again. by Morky · · Score: 1

    I hope this doesn't set off more vi vs. Morse code debates.

    1. Re:Oh no, not again. by jay-be-em · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir I just _literally_ laughed my ass off.

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  80. Morse Code by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    At my maximum I could probablyu key 30WPM in morse code. Today that's probably 20WPM but still fast enough.

    I hate the cell phone keypad for SMS. T9 makes it mildly more acceptable but it'd be cool if I could morse a message using a single key on the cell phone.

    Hmmmm...

  81. Bad app: Needs more than 1 button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Some people here said that using multiple buttons is what slows you down.

    From your linked page:

    1, 4, 7, or * - Dot

    2, 5, 8, or 0 - Dash

    3, 6, 9, or # - Space

    Left arrow - Dot

    Right arrow - Dash

    OK key - Space

    C key - Delete last letter

    Well... A real morse code app would only rely on 1 button, wouldn't it?

    1. Re:Bad app: Needs more than 1 button by Phreakiture · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well... A real morse code app would only rely on 1 button, wouldn't it?

      One or two, actually. You can key Morse on a "straight key," which is one single key, or on a "Paddle" or set of "paddles" which is either one horizontal key that can be pushed left or right, or two keys arranged to behave as a single paddle. Pushing the key in one direction causes a string of properly timed dashes, pushing it the other way produces a stream of properly timed dots. This is the set up that was used by the ham operators in the video.

      Still, I would have to say that I would feel completely unsatisfied by the Nokia phone app. It should rely on timing, and timing alone, to identify the spaces. It can be done in the electronic realm, even if it is not known in advance if the bit being sent is a dot or a dash. With the machine knowing whether the operator is sending a dot or a dash should make it a total cakewalk. Further, it should properly recognise the "error" character (........) and use that to undo the last word, rather than using the "C" key to undo the last letter. That would be proper use of Morse code.

      73 DE KC2IDF

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  82. The text messaging contestants sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looking at the video, it takes the Morse guys approximately 20 seconds to transmit the message. I can also gather that the text message was typed in without predictive text input, which is significantly slower. I just did a test myself and was able to write the given sentence in 15 seconds with predictive text input, and I'm not even a particularly fast texter. Of course you still need to add network delay (+ SMS center delays) to that, so it wasn't a fair comparison to begin with. But Morse code isn't that fast, really.

    1. Re:The text messaging contestants sucked by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      The CW ops weren't the fastest either. There are people who can reach speeds upwards of 60wpm, decoding by ear. Check out http://www.morsecode.dutch.nl/hscn.html

  83. Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    "morse code [...] uses huffman-like compression for english only"

    This is called "making it up as you go along"

    "Predictive text input is much faster."

    Actually predictive text input is no faster. See? I can make stuff up too!

    "Also, the US is not the big SMS country."

    Uh...which matters because...uh... our champion SMS users are not as good as "their" champion SMS users? What? Huh?

    "It hardly has GSM!"

    Yes, because SMS over CDMA is so much slower. Because it doesn't use the dixie-helmann-thingy compression that ...uh... the morse code thingy uses.

    "More people still use outdated devices like pagers."

    Yes, which really hurts SMS texting rates!

    "Thirdly they also tested the transport medium."

    And this is important because our networks are slower than the Japanese networks because uh... the dixie-helman-mayonnaise compression that is umbiqitious...uh...pagers used... ummm... and why, we hardly have GSM!

    "and can be re-read if something was missed"

    Yes, because I might've missed something in that SMS message that said "CU L8R, LOL!!!!!"

    "This is not fair, as for very long distance morse messages one can have intermediaries as well which would lengthen the process considerably."

    Well, it might have been fairer but they didn't use the Dixie-Helman...thingy that morse code has for uh...non-English languages.

    "thus also making asynchronous conversation slower"

    Oh hell, just call the other person on the phone, and if they're not there, leave a message. My way is fastest of all.

    "I've recently been to Japan and had the rare privelege seeing a teenage school-girl on a Train sitting and texting on two phones at the same time! Beat that!"

    I was recently watching my daughter use AIM talking to 5 people at a time on AIM.

    I win.

    Oh. She was using that Dixie-Hellman-Mayonaisse thingy you keep whining about.

    1. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. She was using that Dixie-Hellman-Mayonaisse thingy you keep whining about.

      All this talk about Japanese schoolgirls,
      your teenage daughter, and Mayonaise is
      getting interesting. Do you have a website?

    2. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the best comment I've ever seen on /. The best almost always seem to come from "Anonymous Cowards." Anyway, I agree, you win.

    3. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he did mention Huffman compression only once, and what he meant was that the most commonly used letters are shorter to type than the more infrequent ones.

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    4. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure he only mentioned it once. But I don't think he should ever mention it again.

      After re-reading that post, I doubt he'll ever mention it again.

    5. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what he meant was that the most commonly used letters are shorter to type than the more infrequent ones.

      Isn't that called "superior design"?

    6. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by kubalaa · · Score: 1
      "morse code [...] uses huffman-like compression for english only"

      This is called "making it up as you go along"

      Are you saying this because you don't know what Huffman coding is? It's indisputable that more frequent letters in english get shorter codes, just like Huffman coding. So using morse code for, say, Czech, would probably do a lot worse.

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    7. Re:Let me give you the story on this post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's saying this because the original poster was clearly talking out of his ass. And you can encode that in any language and its still pretty f*cking funny.

  84. Speed isn't always the primary concern... by Gruneun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why I prefer SMS over Morse code:
    I don't have to remember any encoding rules.

    Why I prefer phone calls over SMS:
    I don't have to remember how to spell.

    Why I prefer silence over phone calls:
    I don't have to remember to be polite or feign interest.

    1. Re:Speed isn't always the primary concern... by Psykechan · · Score: 1

      Why I prefer phone calls over SMS:
      I don't have to remember how to spell.


      Have you ever actually received any SMS messages? You don't have to remember how to spell. I'd wager that most users don't even know how.

    2. Re:Speed isn't always the primary concern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know your post is meant to be funny and all, and yes, it is. But, let be tell you. That statement about spelling? That was freakin' hilarious!

  85. Bassman: Dupe Dupe Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Misquote: Done before. You know this sentiment has been reported on numerous other /. threads. Here's a question. Why should I keep coming back to /. if my post are repeats of my previous posts, complaints and whines? Seriously. It isn't meant as a serious question, but a troll. This post needs improving. Perhaps we need an ask slashdot article up where we try to vomit some ideas in the air (use an umbrella) to improve this post because its[sic] going down the drain.

  86. CW (Morse) over IRC already exists! by Brent+Nordquist · · Score: 1
    It might be a fun phone app to make a Morse code messenger, if you kept your headset in and had an external sender, could be interesting.

    Have a look at CWirc, it rocks.

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    Brent J. Nordquist N0BJN
  87. Works fine. by neo · · Score: 1

    dot dash dash dash dash dash dot dash dot dash .dash dot dot dot / dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dot dot

  88. yes.. this is a repeat story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didto.. we have seen this before haven't we...--
    The Wolfkin

  89. Immortal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that show died years ago.

  90. It's not about speed. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    SMS is not about speed. If you want fast communication, you call and speak. The biggest advantage of SMS is clear, delayable output. No "sorry, I didn't understand whether that was 78 or 7A" problems known from voice mail, no "can't talk to you, call me later" known from normal calls. Easy, non-obstrusive, quite fast.
    Morse Code loses all these advantages: Compare number of illiterate to people not knowing morse code. NOT easy. Requires the opposite side to listen all the time - NOT non-obstrusive, and still confusing a dash with a dot if you don't pay enough attention causes mistakes. The other side can't stop listening anytime, like you can stop reading a SMS and resume later. Unless the output is drawn, not replayed... and I guess reading text is much faster than reading morse code.
    (plus, how was the time measured? Time spent on typing+reading vs time spent on keying the message in+listening? When sender types SMS, receiver does other stuff. When receiver reads, sender is free already...) ...which all leads to conclusion - SMS is fast to read, Morse is fast to send. What about an app to input text using morse code, and then send it as sms? Use just one key to enter data, and do it faster than using all 15 or so, if you want, and whoever you send it to, can read plain text. And you can make corrections if you make a mistake too.

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  91. Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English is only the international language if you're interested in international commerce, computing, science, academics or politics.

    There are probably some other very important international fields that use some other language more.

    1. Re:Sometimes by iammrjvo · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Like terrorism?

      Oooo.... I love flamebait. Why haven't I been modded down yet?!

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  92. Missing the point by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    While I'm sure Jay found it funny that a ancient (by electronics)technology beat out the latest gadgets, that's not the real advantage of MC. A fast typist with a big keyboard might beat a fist, but MC's advantage is that it can get through when a cell phone wouldn't even get a dial tone.

    Big EM pulse, no problem, just crank up transmitter power? Want to do it without emitting radio waves? Flashing light. Need to send it to someone underwater? Vary the shaft rotatations.

    That's what radiomen on submarines (FBM) needed to learn code - if all else fails, MC would get through.

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    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  93. morse != sms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sms is an asychron service, which allows you to send messages even whene there is no receiver available.

    Morse Code is more like a synchronous transfer method. Also it needs some learning first. And you need good ears or fast eyes. So the sms has some advatages in normal kids environments, like "music clubs", bars, discotheques etc.

  94. Joe Sixpack by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Joe Sixpack can hardly spell right and you want him to use MC (or more to the point; you want him to learn morse code)? Heh.

    Texting may be slow but it's something my mother and my 10-year-old nephew can relate to without having them take hours to learn a new method of communications.

    Is the concept of MC being faster than texting funny? To a point but too many luddites are going to take this as a sign that technology is for dolts and older systems are more efficent. Just what we need, more idiots on the street going around spouting a misinformed "joke" that they take as some deep truth.

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  95. telegraph was "early internet" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The telegraph revolutionized world communications because it connected the world instaneous when before it took days to send a message across continents (outside of some military horse and fire signalling methods). Contrast the America learnign within hours of Lincoln's death, compared to the Battle of New Orleans fought a few decades before, fought a *week* after the War of 1812 peace treaty was signed because communications were so slow.

    Furthermore it revolutionized business methods. Installing wires all over the place required large organizations and capital. The telegraph promoted the rise of corporations and banks (though the simulataneous development of railroads pushed these innovations harder). Plus crooked investor advisors found new ways to fleece ignorant investors. Their shananigans make the dot.com crash look like a picnic!

  96. This has been done, yrs ago for xchat by mwilliamson · · Score: 1
    This xchat plugin allows you to send CW (Morse code) over IRC as precise timing data encoded as a string. You can hook up a straight key or a paddle to the serial port. The encoding is of high enough resolution to send images using an old on/off fax protocol known as Hellschreiber.

    http://freshmeat.net/projects/cwirc/

  97. Learn Morse Code by mwilliamson · · Score: 1
    I mirror a CW (Morse Code) training program authored by a fellow former student of Texas A&M. It's not the typical computer-based CW training program, but rather an iso image of a CD full of many hours of CW audio. (hint: put the mp3's on your ipod) There is pdf on the disk explaining how to best learn using his method.

    BTW, Chuck Adams, the one who desiged the course, is one of the worlds fastest CW operators. He is a real authority on teaching CW and has taken countless hours putting this course together.

    http://puffin.tamucc.edu/k7qo/

  98. We tried working with Morse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We tried working with Morse

    An employee suggested to me that we use Morse on a few machines here as an evaluation. I was skeptical at first but he explained the benefits of using it for our employee's day-to-day communication. So I decided to let him install the teletyper onto 5 machines to see how the users got on. Besides, our IT manager had been using it on his system and it seemed to work fine, why not try it on the client machines?

    Once he'd got the machines up and running with Morse we let the users try it out. It all seemed fine to start with: Morse was a pretty good replacement for SMS and the users could still do their work as normal.

    Alas it did not stay that way. After a few days, I had lost count of the number of complaints received from users who could find things they were used to or tasks they could not perform that they previously could with SMS messages. The final straw came when one employee lost several hours work when Morse suddenly had an error reading from our intranet file server and corrupted his project.

    Needless to say, Samuel Morse offered no support whatsoever. I made the employee uninstall Morse from the machines and lets just say he's not with us anymore.

  99. My triumph from my morse days by mks113 · · Score: 1

    I'm in atlantic Canada. One day after finishing a QSL on 20 metres I heard a morse signal down in the noise. Out of curiosity I started to copy it and heard my callsign!

    A guy in Hawaii running 1.5 watts.

    Morse was used for simplicity of equipment and ability to communicate in absurdly poor conditions. The largest problem is that it relies on practiced operators. Five minutes and I can learn how to send and read SMS. It takes months of practice to read morse.

    de VE9MKS

  100. This reminds me of a Monty Python skit.... by commo1 · · Score: 1

    Julius Caesar with and Aldis Lamp!

  101. What is an SMS modem? (ot) by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    How does one go about sending SMS messages from a computer (without using provider websites)?

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  102. Wait until 2015 by tepples · · Score: 1

    Secondly they used TAP method which is outdated and inefficient. Predictive text input is much faster.

    Predictive text input is also patented until 2015, so it's not a fair comparison with Morse code.

    1. Re:Wait until 2015 by Hast · · Score: 1

      WTF does the fact that it's patented have to do with anything? Mobile phones contain a bunch of patented technologies, so I guess SMS would be discarded as well.

  103. Thank you Captain Obvious! by Trauma_Hound1 · · Score: 1

    We don't know what we would do with out you stating the obvious to us!

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    1. Re:Thank you Captain Obvious! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I'm here all week. Avoid the veal.

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  104. No Google Story? by bazily · · Score: 1
    This whole Morse Code vs. SMS went down on Leno a few weeks ago, why is it news today? Obviously Google is having a slow news day.

    As an aside of the aside, the hidden benefits to the company (the one paying for the text messaging!) include maintaining auditable records, communicating with multiple people, and being able to recall the message for your own review.

    I can't seem to find the Morse to Serial adapter I need to print my Morse Code message.

    --
    Why cut IT when your office space costs $3/sf? gibso
  105. Pagers are not outdated by Andyvan · · Score: 1

    I disagree with your statement that pagers are outdated. I work in a SCIF (Secure Compartmented Information Facility), and *no* phones or PDAs are ever allowed inside.

    How do people reach me?

    They page me. One-way pagers are allowed.

    I also have my meeting reminders sent to me as a page.

    There is no other RF device I can wear in a SCIF.

    -- Andyvan

  106. You guys are doing it all wrong... by rah1420 · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem with Morse (and the failure of Morse teaching systems that don't recognize this) is that it's an aural language (sound and time) and you're representing it as a visual language (with . and -.)

    You need to be saying the sound and not the picture of it.

    It's not ...---... but rather dididit dah dah dah dididit.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.
    1. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by mph · · Score: 1
      It's not ...---... but rather dididit dah dah dah dididit.
      That's the problem with kids today. With this new-fangled Intarweb thing, they've never run FrontDoor, so they've never heard that sound.
    2. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by fatboy · · Score: 1

      With this new-fangled Intarweb thing, they've never run FrontDoor, so they've never heard that sound.
      FrontDoor? We ran Binkley, and we liked it!

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      --fatboy
    3. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      FrontDoor? Pfft... I wrote my own!

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    4. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      the .- coding is a visual method of encoding the length of the touch... It's back from a time when the underscore character didn't exist on most typewriters. Today it would probably be better represented as ... ___ ... . Of course, it would help if the _'s didn't merge at their tips in most fonts. I guess you could use small bullets instead.

      In any case, if you wanted to get the aural component right it would be

      ditditdit diitdiitdiit ditditdit
      Dit's and diits both have the same tone.
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    5. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by n6mod · · Score: 1

      "Written" Morse actually uses dits and dahs, and doesn't have the trailing t on mid-character dits. So the "correct" form is:

      di-di-dit dah-dah-dah di-di-dit

      dah-dah-di-di-dit di-di-di-dah-dah dah-di-dit dit dah-dit dah-di-di-di-dit dah-dah dah-dah-dah dah-di-dit

      --
      You have violated Robot's Rules of Order and will be asked to leave the future immediately.
    6. Re:You guys are doing it all wrong... by darkonc · · Score: 1

      I take it you thought I was being serious there???

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      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  107. Bluetooth Keyer? by kenh · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a bluetooth keyer, allowing an operator to wirelessly send morse code over their cell phone.

    I think it would look a bit odd though, if you saw several people at a dance club on a saturday night with their "smart coctails" and a morse code key on the table ;^)

    --
    Ken
  108. ^^DING DING DING WINNAR by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    Yes, EXACTLY. I see a news story smack the front page of my favorite news site and think wow can't wait for the /. discussion on this one... sometimes its already on /., sometimes its not, but eventually if its important enough it will make it there.

    THIS story is truely important, but the reasons why are for another post. Which I shall post now. :)

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    ...unfortunately no one can be told what The Mat^H^H^HGoatse is...they must experience it for themselves...
  109. Why this story is important... by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    This story is important not only because Morse code is demonstrated, atleast in this fashion, to still be relevant 170 years later, but also because we are on the cusp of a new innovation in mobile phone text messaging technologies: Morse code cellphone input for text messaging. As another poster already pointed out there is third party app already available for symbian based phones to do text messaging with morse input and its only a matter of time before we start seeing this built into cellphones from the start bringing MORSE CODE BACK FROM THE GRAVE.

    ALL CAPS. YES.

    Its just so insanely interesting to me that cellphones are now on the cusp of reviving Morse code and I plan on doing everything I can to promote this idea to make sure the cellphone companies hear it. One for the love of Morse but two because I'd love to be able to both send and receive text messages in Morse-- imagine the cellphone vibrating out in Morse code the text messages you've just received so you don't have to take your eyes off the road, or look at the phone in the middle of a meeting. Interestingly enough Nokia has pioneered informative Morse code messages on cellphones-- their SMS alerts can be set to send ...--... or SMS when a text alert comes through and also there is a Nokia ringtone that has morse code in it as well. Further proof: Nokia has filed patents for morse code related technologies.

    It's coming. Like it or not, Morse code is going to take over the world. Again.

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    ...unfortunately no one can be told what The Mat^H^H^HGoatse is...they must experience it for themselves...
  110. old news by fanblade · · Score: 1

    Is /. just a gathering place for other site's old news? If you frequent boingboing.net, you probably noticed that this SMS vs. Morse Code article is almost 2 weeks old. I've since read plenty of follow-up articles about applications that let you SMS in morse. And just two stories down /.'s front page is the Oxytocin article, again posted at least a day earlier on boingboing.
    I think /. is great but it really detracts from my interest when the news isn't new.

  111. Re:no surprise...\ morse code is a language by LM741N · · Score: 1

    I reached 30 words per minute in high school. I am now 43 and still an active ham radio operator. I no longer write anything but the call sign, signal report, QTH, and the name of who I am talking to. It works in my brain just like a second language. The proof: I cannot send morse code and talk at the same time. It is impossible. Obviously the same language part of the brain works with morse code and English speaking. Perhaps my experiences will shed some light on why morse code operators are so damn fast.

    Thanks, Rob

  112. And not to be outdone, by Adapt+or+Die · · Score: 1

    the Semaphore version of Wuthering Heights!

  113. What about MMS? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    Hard to tap out a JPEG in morse ;)

  114. BZZZT WRONG by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Morse simply defines the on/off pulses that must go out on the airwaves.

    How the operator selects those pulses is irrelevant, whether it be a classic straight key, a "bug", or a keyboard connected to a PC running a Morse keyer program.

    I haven't watched the video yet, but it sounded like these ops were using "bugs", which are a specific type of two-button keyer. Move the paddle left, and it starts sending out repeated dashes. Move it right, and it starts sending out repeated dots. (I might have left/right switched there, but you get the idea.) It's a two-way switch which can essentially be considered two buttons, but the end result is still morse code.

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
    1. Re:BZZZT WRONG by pyser · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a Bug(tm). It was a Bencher BY-1 iambic paddle, connected to the keyer input of the Yaesu FT-817 transceiver. They were operating on 432.2 MHz.

      A Bug, made by Vibroplex, uses a bidirectional horizontal motion. Pressing the lever in one direction causes a weight to oscillate at the back end of the lever arm, making a string of "dits" as the arm wiggles back and forth. The Bug will send ten or twelve dits in this manner, and the speed at which the dits are sent is determined by the position of the weight. "Dahs" are sent by pressing the lever in the other direction. They are formed manually with no automatic formation or repetition.

      The key used on the Tonight Show was an iambic paddle; i.e., a key with two separate contacts which, when connected to an iambic keyer, will produce endless strings of dits and dahs, or a di-dah-di-dah sequence if both are pressed simultaneously (hence the name iambic). Once you learn to send with this type of key, your "Bug fist" is ruined. Right-handed operators usually set them up so that pressing with the thumb sends dits, and with the forefinger, dahs.

      The old "straight key" is still around, but it is fatiguing to use and one cannot send as fast as when using an automatic key. Old telegraphers used to get "glass arm" from "pounding brass", or using a straight key, for long periods of time (an early appearance of carpal tunnel syndrome).

  115. Clean fist is possible with straight key, too.. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    but I'll admit that the speed maxes out around 20-25 wpm for skilled users with one so it would have made it a closer race. Remember, though, that the CE operators didn't use any abbreviations.

    If a "Bug", which is a mechanical semi-automatic key that makes the dots automatically, is allowed, then 50 wpm is quite possible for a reasonably skilled operator. The record for sending and receiving is 72 wpm set in 1943 by the famous Ted MacElroy. That was with a bug as electronic keyers didn't exist then.

    I definitely agree with parent that learning the code from a table and listening to the dots and dashes individually is a bummer. Learn the sound of the letters. Then, as others have observed, when you get to around 25-30 wpm and above, the recognition is at the word level. It's really pretty cool. I've been using code since 1958, but not as regularly as I used to.

    I also used digital data communication via ham radio back in the 60s. I had a model 15 teletype machine (5-bit Baudot code) with a tube type modem connected to my transmitter and receiver. Lots of fun. :-)

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    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain
  116. T9 is patented by tepples · · Score: 1

    And if they, as you say, compared morse to multitap instead of T9 (predictive input) then the comparison is worse than useless.

    For a fair test of T9, you would have to take into account waiting ten years while the patent runs out in order to start sending the message. The current version of Morse code was invented in 1848.

    1. Re:T9 is patented by Hast · · Score: 1

      Yes because we all know that it's not allowed that we use patented things. Then we'll all go to hell.

      Really, T9 is a pretty good idea. It's both hardware and software. It seems like that group were the first to do it (at least every phone maker seems to think so). As far as I can say it's a patentable idea.

  117. Re-gard-less by PhatboySlim · · Score: 1
    No matter how fast/slow text messaging ever is, morse code will never catch on in a cell phone environment with the general public.

    It would about as successful as trying to force a childbirth between Jessica Simpson and Pee-Wee Herman.

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    Be sure to remember the Programmers Prayer
  118. morse code widget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's interesting that this article showed up now.. i just added a thing to the front page of my website where you can type a message and hit "GO" and it beeps it in morse code at me at home!

  119. THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's saddening that some basic things still need to be said.

    I can't count how many people have nearly hit me because they couldn't pay attention to the road. Why? Because they were on the damned phone.

  120. I hate tests like this by qwerbus · · Score: 1

    Now I'm not really a defender of SMS or anything. But these tests are so unscientific. This one may be, I didn't read what it said, I'm just deciding based on the fact that they probably had to people well trained in Morse Code and two people who've never used a cell phone. And never mind that SMS is 10x easier to learn than Morse code. And don't get me wrong. This doesn't bother me as much as that shit about pigeons being faster than the internet, but it's close.

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  121. Very good point by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The biggest difference here was in the user interfaces. Given identical user interfaces for transmission, the SMSer would've won for a long transmission, because SMS is FAR faster in terms of a communications system. Once the message is composed, it takes a fraction of a second to send.

    If you wish to compare systems with similar channel bandwidth (50 Hz), then the two morse coders would've been totally owned by another pair of hams with laptops running PSK31.

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  122. Wait... by AEton · · Score: 1

    "An employee suggested to me that we use this encoding scheme for a few offices here as an evaluation. [...] I made the employee remove the Morse Code from the radios and lets just say he's not with us anymore."

    You kicked an employee out because an evaluation that he suggested didn't work out? That is, pardon my French, completely fucked. The whole reason you do evaluations is so that you don't end up in a position where new products put people's job on the line.

    Apart from anything else, from now on if an employee suddenly discovers a wireless protocol that at a stroke will double productivity, halve costs and save small kittens from drowning, do you think they're going to tell you about it? No, they're going to hide behind conformity, in the hope that that way they'll keep their jobs.

    Congrats, you've singlehandedly halted improvement of your company's network infrastructure. I'm sure it'll mean far less trouble for you, right up to the point where an innovative competitor buys you up and fires everyone.

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  123. Re:Not a true test. It's a COMEDY SHOW! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    I hate to break this to you, buddy, but Jay Leno's show is a COMEDY show. It's possible, just possible, that this stunt might have been for COMEDIC purposes and isn't a true scientific study.

    Criminy, lighten up.

  124. Re:... "DUJ" ??? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

    No, you're reading it wrong. 'J' is ".---", not ".--.". In addition, you missed the "." at the end for 'E'.

    The correct moorse code is DUPE.

    (The helper text at the bottom is a mistranscription.)

  125. Dupe, dupe dupe dupe. Why do I even come here now? by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We just had this a few weeks ago. Come on, editors, get with the fucking program.

  126. All this progress and Slashdot isn't morse-friendy by Cobblepop · · Score: 1

    Please use fewer junk characters? -.-. .-. .- .--.! Slashdot's behind the times, I guess.

  127. Morse Code never intended for speed by alleycat0 · · Score: 1

    Quite a curious contest, considering that morse code was never intended to be speedy. One of the only reasons morse code is still utilized is because of the *distance* that one can transmit unhindered (around the world with a few watts of power, if the atmospheric conditions are right)...

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  128. i beat the video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over the last few years, I've sent a good number of text messages, but by no means am I a record-setter in terms of speed. However, using T9, I raced the video of Jay Leno, and I beat both the SMSer and the morse coder with time to spare.

  129. chording by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    If you're interested in fast but portable data entry, I suspect even the Morse coders couldn't beat someone with a chording keyboard. This interesting little device is meant for one hand, with 3 buttons for the thumb and one button for each of the other fingers. Pressing the buttons in different combinations selects different letters, and the letter is entered when the keys are released. I've seen practiced users typing at the equivalent of 40 WPM on them.

  130. Throw a court stenographer in there by hellfire · · Score: 1

    And see how they compare as well.

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  131. big advantage in PDA's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Morse speed, which used to be better than 90wpm 40 years ago, is now only about 55wpm, but it still beats the "grafitti" that my Palm uses. I wrote a small app that takes notes in Morse, and it made my PDA useful again.

    I'm not buying another cell phone until I find one that combines the advantages of my PDA with the apps of the cell phone, and being able to write small apps like this are high on my criteria list.

  132. Honestly suprised by KC9EOW · · Score: 1

    I'm honestly suprised that Jay Leno even knew to try sms against morse code. Being an amateur radio operator myself, I know that morse is rarely if ever used anymore. You don't need to learn it to get your 'basic' technician license anymore, and the FCC is considering dropping it from the general, and maybe even advanced class licenses also. It is sad that such a quick, and efficient mode of communication is on it's way out just because people don't fel like learning it anymore.... But then again, I'm one of those lazy people too :) Cathy

  133. That's why Kirk and Spock knew it.. by MichaelMarch · · Score: 1


    It was used in future IM devices! I always wondered why the heck Spock knew how to interpet and kirk knew how to do it.

    My faith in StarTrek has been re-knewed! Now if they can explain why Spock said "There is the old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China." Now all I need to know if Nixon is a embassador on Vulcan and China is the name of a Woman.

  134. Lameness by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

    I thought I would post a response in morse code, but I was foiled by the /. lameness filter. .-. .- - ...

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  135. emacs can transcribe morse code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use:

    morse-region
    unmorse-region

    Just thought you'd want to know.

  136. Ham radio text messaging by leighklotz · · Score: 1
    There's a couple of ham radio text messaging type things.
    • One, called PSK31, uses less bandwidth than a morse code signal (31Hz), and uses a computer soundcard to audio encoding and decoding. You can read more about it here. You can talk around the world with 5 Watts on HF (high frequency, 14.070 MHz, in this case). There are other, similar, digital modes available for keyboard-to-keyboard communications (synchronous, non face-to-face) that have different radio propagation and bandwidth characteristics, as well as image transmissions modes that work on HF, which propagates world-wide, and you can read about those in the PDF presentation above as well.
    • The other, APRS , uses VHF and UFH (usually 144.39 MHz in the US), and because of the shorter range, uses a store-and-forward packet technology. This mechanism is more like SMS in that it is asynchronous, non-face-to-face, and in that it uses a network of repeaters and packet forwarding systems, and message lengths are limited.

      There used to be a wider ham packet network, back before the ARPANet became the Internet; this piggybacks on the technology and uses it for short message, position reporting, and weather reporting. Check out APRSWorld.net for open-source software for the network side of this. (The radio side is already taken care of in the Linux kernel, and in various Windows packages. There is also a client program called XASTIR.
  137. Ironically, most SMS messages kick off morse code! by Sagarian · · Score: 2, Informative

    that beep pattern you hear from most phones with the ringers on when they get an SMS message is "... -- ..." which is of course, morse code for "SMS"

    Oh the irony!

  138. Finally it is proven... by bgspence · · Score: 1

    This should put an end to the eternal debate over which is more efficient, one button or more...

  139. Morse Code Geeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morse Code Geeks had a hundred year head start on the PC geek...

    We're not worthy...We're not worthy...We're not worthy

    Convert text to Morse code here:

    http://www.csgnetwork.com/morsecodedeconv.html

  140. I did it faster... was it network delay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Provided they did not lie about the message, I managed to type in real time the message using T9 in about 1 second less than it took them to send it via morse code, and morse code was the winner. I would assume the SMSer had the destination number pre-entered and all..

    And this was on my old phone, which has rather "stiff" buttons. (I normally use a Treo 650, but that would have been cheating with QWERTY.)

    It's unclear from the video if it was network delay or something else that SMS to be slower. Either I'm an amazing SMSer (which I seriously doubt) or there was network delay or those were miserable SMSers on the show!

  141. Send only would be good. by rohar · · Score: 1

    I took a Marine Radio Op. course back in the 80's and received a Canadian RGMC (Radio General Maritime Certificate). We had to be able to send and receive 25 wpm of CW. I never did work in the industry, but it is like riding a bike, I can still send at around 10 wpm without any practice for 20 years. Receiving is different for me and I can barely do it any more.

    What would be great is to be able to input SMS on a single key as CW and have it processed and sent out as a regular text message. I would rather read the message and it can doesn't have to be read real-time like full 2 way CW. Every cell should have it as an input option and I think there may be a few open source decoding packages. Does anyone have any links?

  142. Wow you are a fuckin moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most moronic post on /. today. Get a life you fuckin idiot.

    1. Re:Wow you are a fuckin moron by celerityfm · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      Anonymous Coward in this case truely does apply to you. Not only that but even behind AC you don't have the guts to express why you feel the way you do about my post beyond simple trolling.

      I'd love to hear what you had to say on the subject though and I promise to do more then just reply with "Get a life you fuckin idiot."

      Atleast at first.

      --
      ...unfortunately no one can be told what The Mat^H^H^HGoatse is...they must experience it for themselves...
  143. Bulldust by briantw · · Score: 1

    I saw that show, and I tried it on my phone at the same time. SMS was much faster, although I do make use of the dictionary. If "America's Fastest Text Messager" is too dumb to use the T9 dictionary, then we can all save a bunch of money on our insurance premiums ;)

    --
    "One man can make a difference."