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  1. Re:Then let's test these next on Submitting "Nuking the Fridge" To Scientific Peer Review · · Score: 1

    Okay, then how about we just go with "nearly every damn thing Indy does with his whip defies the laws of physics"? Ropes/whips do not work that way

  2. Then let's test these next on Submitting "Nuking the Fridge" To Scientific Peer Review · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Ripping out a man's heart without killing him.
    2. Jumping from a plane using an air raft.
    3. Keeping an immortal knight in a subterranean cavern for thousands of years.

    Or, how about just shut up and watch the movie.

  3. Isn't that kind of how trenches work? on Moon May Not Be As Dead As We Thought · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...small, narrow trenches typically much longer than they are wide.

    Well yeah, if they aren't, we just call them "holes".

  4. I have a great idea now on Nuclear Truckers Haul Warheads Across US · · Score: 1

    This Saturday on FOX Kids, it's the all new Nuclear Truckers, followed by Swamp Thing!

  5. Consider this quote from Darwin on Ask Slashdot: Where Are the Open Source Jobs? · · Score: 1

    "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, or the most intelligent; it is the one most capable of change."

  6. Translation on IBM Seeks Patent On Judging Programmers By Commits · · Score: 4, Funny

    "IBM Seeks Patent On Poor Management"

  7. Re:I actually own some apple hardware. on Apple Forcing IT Shops To 'Adapt Or Die' · · Score: 4, Funny

    1996 calling, it wants it's mime back.

    Well I keep trying to call him, but he won't answer.

  8. Missed opportunity on Turning the Hayden Planetarium Into a Giant Videogame · · Score: 1

    They should have gotten this thing to play the most killer implementation of Tempest in the galaxy.

  9. It's really potent stuff. on Amateur UAV Pilot Exposes Texas River of Blood · · Score: 4, Funny

    We made a toaster dance with it.

  10. Re:Files = Pokemon on What Happens To Your Files When a Cloud Service Shuts Down? · · Score: 1

    That's actually the prelude to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. AM was simply a pissed of Zangoose.

  11. Time for tactical action? on Lawmakers Intent On Approving SOPA, PIPA · · Score: 2

    Put up a site outing the names of every lawmaker that ever votes in favor of such a bill, and allow visitors to sign a petition pledging to vote against anybody that does so. Show the count on the site, and forward a list of those who signed to said lawmakers a week before any major vote on the issue. That should make them sweat.

  12. We tried getting them to communicate, but... on Orangutans To Skype Between Zoos With iPads · · Score: 1

    ...All they wanted to do was play Angry Turds.

  13. Really depends on your line of work on Volkswagen Turns Off E-mail After Work-Hours · · Score: 1

    For example, I'd much rather find out that our database server failed at noon on a Sunday, as opposed to 8:00 AM the following Monday.

  14. To (mis)quote "Evolution"... on HIV Vaccine Approval For Human Trials · · Score: 1

    "Well, none of them got HIV, if that's what you're asking."

  15. It's a simple process, really on Japanese Use Wild Monkeys To Track Radiation · · Score: 1

    We simply send the monkeys out into the wild, and the ones that encounter large doses of radiation come back and tell us all about it.

  16. Re:Knew it on Android Market Hits 10 Billion Downloads, Games Dominate · · Score: 1

    Different strokes. I use mine on a fairly regular basis to perform administrative tasks using VPN, ssh, Remote Desktop, etc. It's not a laptop replacement, but when you're in the middle of nowhere, and suddenly have a database or web server spitting out errors, it can be a life-saver.

    Granted, I've got plenty of games on there as well.

  17. Re:Adam was quoted as on MythBusters Bust House · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to admit, finding your vehicle destroyed by an 18th century weapon would keep things from getting dull.

  18. Re:trying to figure out how this would work on Groupon Not Doing So Well On Wall Street · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  19. Dude, it's a CAMPGROUND on Ask Slashdot: Updating a Difficult Campground Wi-Fi Design? · · Score: 0

    What the hell are these people there for? They can't put Facebook down long enough to hike or roast marshmallows?

    Unplug the damn things and let the desperate addicts supply their own cellular connection.

  20. This could be useful on Controlling a Robot From a Smartphone's Headphone Jack · · Score: 2

    Siri, open the pod bay doors.

  21. Now for step 2 on Intel's Plans For X86 Android, Smartphones, and Tablets · · Score: 2

    Add some x86 optimizations to the battery.

  22. Re:I'm starting to want to work at Microsoft Resea on Researchers Locate Flaw In Bitcoin Protocol · · Score: 2

    That's about how long it took MS to find out about Slashdot.

  23. Absence makes the heart grow fonder on How Do I Get Back a Passion For Programming? · · Score: 2

    Try something else. Maybe that thrill will come back some day, but if it doesn't, have a plan B. You can stay in IT, but it doesn't need to be straight-up coding. There's always database design/administration, OLAP, etc.

    But sometimes I get sick of it too. Then I come back after a month or two of focusing on other objectives, and whee!

  24. Re:Rather Petty, Adobe... on Adobe Ends Development of Flash On Mobile Browsers · · Score: 1

    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that were really the case. (As far as the timing of the announcement, at least. I'm sure there are various reasons behind the decision.)

  25. Re:Don't bother on Firefox 8.0 Released · · Score: 0

    Firefox 9.0 will be out next week.

    And the release schedule is accelerating so rapidly, Firefox 10 will be out before the end of this week.