User: NineteenSixtyNine

Re:It isn't even april....

On: Apple Patented by Microsoft

I think Mother Nature has prior art on this one.

Re:Any details about the AOL CDs?

On: There Must be a Pony in Here Somewhere

They also make pretty nifty Ninja Throwing Stars.....

Re:What would be left after 60 million years?

On: City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall

Somehow, I don't think a T-Rex would have much use for a bow and arrow.

Re:"Microsoft Inventor" Software

On: Microsoft Assembles Patent Arsenal for Longhorn

Um..I think Daryl owns the patent to "rat."

Re:Already been done, by Sam Hill

On: Building A Modern Stonehenge In New Zealand

And Goldendale ripped off Spinal Tap.

Re:BitTorrent

On: Comcast Warns Infringing Customers Of Abuse

But downloading from newsgroups through an encrypted proxy server in the Netherlands is a little harder to trace.

Re:My laptop is running Windows

On: The FragBook

Guess I'll be the first to make the obligatory "Read it as 'fagbook'." joke.

Re:RFID tags are the least of my worries

On: Walmart Begins Rollout of RFID and EPC Tags

I haven't stepped foot in a Wal-Mart in about 2½ years. The crowded stores and parking lots, and long waits in line just don't make saving a quarter on a box of cheerios worth the stress.

Re:Different agency, different M.O.

On: FTC Officials Wary of Spyware Measures

What would happen if some critical hospital computer systems got infected by spyware?

Re:Hidden depths

On: On the Trail to Atlantis

They're crackpots, not miracle workers!

Re:We need to pass laws and treaties NOW.

On: Diamond Age Approaching?

Wouldn't it be just as easy to immunize everyone with nanobots to defend against the attacking nanobots? Robotic antibodies.