Someone is in serious frickin need of brain surgery. Only, the surgeon won't be using a diamond edged scalpal sharpened to a micron with a computer aided system coded in C to operate. Oh no no no no! He'll be using a metal spoon manufactured by a machine programmed in VB on your brain. Oh the irony -- the irony!
OMG, we're all going to fucking die! Yeah right! So what are they suggesting, that we stick surgeon general and "this product is known in the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects" stickers on computers now? Absurd. If it leaks toxic dust then let it be so. At least it is probably that I can perhaps collect hazard pay when I get out of college and into the industry. Will I also be able to wear those super cool body suits to program in too?
come on! that's a frickin ridiculous assumption to be making. your average joe uses their PC for basic functionalities such as email, ebay, surfing the web, porn and music. what about word processing, programming and your text based applications? where do we keep the keyboard, in our asses? i'll take a Grid Compass anyday thank you.
Teach her some Java. Bluetooth just released an API for Java. I mean frick, then she can learn to program shit to cook, clean, and wash the clothes. Maybe even an ass whooping device, when the kids won't move their ass around the house. I think your mother will find it interesting to say the least. A world of Bluetooth in that sense is definitely a "mommy's utopia."
Most people understand the risk that they're taking once they step foot out into the wilderness. Afterall, I do believe that most hikers prep themselves before actually getting out there and away from their concrete jungle. Those who don't, really could give a rip, they just want to be alone for a little while and forget all of their troubles. It is an individual's own God given right to take a risk of being mauled by a gigantic Bear or worse yet, nuzzled to death by a Rainbow Trout while taking a dip in the river. Leave this up to the individual, you have no right to come in and decide their fate as they should have it. Don't treat hikers, campers, or hunters like they don't know what they're doing. Readiness for the wilderness is where you folks should be funnelling the money.
Have someone or have some "thing" to educate the less educated folk before they enter the wild, such as leaving pamphlets near the root entrance of the hiking trail. I'm more than sure people will pick them up and read them. I oppose the idea of having such environmentally intrusive devices out there in the wilderness. Seeing such things will make me wonder if around the next bend I should expect to hit a trip wire and large metal gates will close in about and entrap me, while a loud annoying siren will go off leaving me paranoid and wishing for a quick and sudden death. This is definitely NOT what I have in mind when I go out into the wilderness. I want to be close and one with nature, the hell if I'm gonna lug my laptop out there to find the bottle neck in my system code. The closest thing to technology that I'd like to see out in the wilderness is my "zip-and-lock seal which guarantees sealed in freshness" on my zip-loc bag of trail mix.
Stonehenge -- astronomically significant?? Naawwwwww. I coulda swore that this is where the Pagans congregated to have leisurely man sex with the devil. Then again, I also thought the Chinese built the Great Wall for shits n giggles.
Next month I'm planning on redoing the Sphynx. Seriously...
"[I] came up with the idea of [Sphynx] because it doesn't matter who you are -- everyone looks at the Pyramids and [the Sphynx] and structures like that (and asks) who built them, why did they build them?"
My purpose for rebuilding the Sphynx (which makes just as much sense as the quote in this topic): because NoThumbsForMe wanted to touch the rainbow...
Slashdot Mirror
Need I explain?
Damn girly men... *oooowaaa-uuuu-waaaaoooo*
I'm pretty sure you meant to type 'man-gina'.
oh, I forgot the *sarcasm*
I'd like to drop a penny on someone's car from atop that sucker...
Someone is in serious frickin need of brain surgery. Only, the surgeon won't be using a diamond edged scalpal sharpened to a micron with a computer aided system coded in C to operate. Oh no no no no! He'll be using a metal spoon manufactured by a machine programmed in VB on your brain. Oh the irony -- the irony!
OMG, we're all going to fucking die! Yeah right! So what are they suggesting, that we stick surgeon general and "this product is known in the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects" stickers on computers now? Absurd. If it leaks toxic dust then let it be so. At least it is probably that I can perhaps collect hazard pay when I get out of college and into the industry. Will I also be able to wear those super cool body suits to program in too?
come on! that's a frickin ridiculous assumption to be making. your average joe uses their PC for basic functionalities such as email, ebay, surfing the web, porn and music. what about word processing, programming and your text based applications? where do we keep the keyboard, in our asses? i'll take a Grid Compass anyday thank you.
Where's the nudity?
Teach her some Java. Bluetooth just released an API for Java. I mean frick, then she can learn to program shit to cook, clean, and wash the clothes. Maybe even an ass whooping device, when the kids won't move their ass around the house. I think your mother will find it interesting to say the least. A world of Bluetooth in that sense is definitely a "mommy's utopia."
*Player 2 gets railed by Player 1's Gigantic Mofo Fresnel Lense.*
W ields-A-Gigantic-Mofo-Fresnel-Lense-Bitch?
Frag Count: 121313
Death Count: Do-You-Think-That-Its-Possible-To-Kill-A-Man-Who-
Most people understand the risk that they're taking once they step foot out into the wilderness. Afterall, I do believe that most hikers prep themselves before actually getting out there and away from their concrete jungle. Those who don't, really could give a rip, they just want to be alone for a little while and forget all of their troubles. It is an individual's own God given right to take a risk of being mauled by a gigantic Bear or worse yet, nuzzled to death by a Rainbow Trout while taking a dip in the river. Leave this up to the individual, you have no right to come in and decide their fate as they should have it. Don't treat hikers, campers, or hunters like they don't know what they're doing. Readiness for the wilderness is where you folks should be funnelling the money.
Have someone or have some "thing" to educate the less educated folk before they enter the wild, such as leaving pamphlets near the root entrance of the hiking trail. I'm more than sure people will pick them up and read them. I oppose the idea of having such environmentally intrusive devices out there in the wilderness. Seeing such things will make me wonder if around the next bend I should expect to hit a trip wire and large metal gates will close in about and entrap me, while a loud annoying siren will go off leaving me paranoid and wishing for a quick and sudden death. This is definitely NOT what I have in mind when I go out into the wilderness. I want to be close and one with nature, the hell if I'm gonna lug my laptop out there to find the bottle neck in my system code. The closest thing to technology that I'd like to see out in the wilderness is my "zip-and-lock seal which guarantees sealed in freshness" on my zip-loc bag of trail mix.
Stonehenge -- astronomically significant?? Naawwwwww. I coulda swore that this is where the Pagans congregated to have leisurely man sex with the devil. Then again, I also thought the Chinese built the Great Wall for shits n giggles.
Next month I'm planning on redoing the Sphynx. Seriously...
"[I] came up with the idea of [Sphynx] because it doesn't matter who you are -- everyone looks at the Pyramids and [the Sphynx] and structures like that (and asks) who built them, why did they build them?"
My purpose for rebuilding the Sphynx (which makes just as much sense as the quote in this topic): because NoThumbsForMe wanted to touch the rainbow...