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  1. Re:Maybe they can finally put a stop to on Britain to log all vehicle movement · · Score: -1

    lmao! ten thumbs up to this!

  2. Re:FROSTY PISS on Google Acquires 5% of AOL · · Score: -1

    OK! Now i see why i couldnt find the hampsterdance website when i was looking for it the other day!

  3. Re:FROSTY PISS on Google Acquires 5% of AOL · · Score: -1
    "you are a gargantuan fucking douche"

    Dear Anonymous Coward,

            Greetings there Anonymous Coward!

            My pet hampster visits this website (looks at the monitor through her cage across the room) and I do not wish that she be exposed to such profanity. In the future please rememember this is a family oriented website (I do recall that some stories have been posted about Disney, as well as many anime cartoons).

            I grant you much thanks for your effort in helping me achieve this objective of keeping my hampster's website viewing experience rated G!

    -Plastic.person
  4. Re:KDE vs. Gnome. Ready...FIGHT! on Torvalds Says 'Use KDE' · · Score: -1

    Wow, 1000 posts? I don't know what all this hype is about. Why not get a real UI and forget about this debate entirely? Then you could focus your energy on more productive tasks.

    Windows is clearly best.

  5. Re:just say no on Sony Rootkit Allegedly Contains LGPL Software · · Score: -1

    Another brain damaged troll who CAN'T FUCKING READ.

    Dear Anonymous Coward,

    Greetings there Anonymous Coward!

    My daughter visits this website (looks over me shoulder when I'm at the PC) and I do not wish that she be exposed to such profanity. In the future please rememember this is a family oriented website (I do recall that some stories have been posted about Disney).

    Much thanks!

    -Plastic.person

  6. Re:The power of MSN and Mensa on MSN Sponsors Mensa · · Score: -1

    I can. I'm posting on it.

    If I were a mod, this would get:

    +200, Slashdotters fucking owned!!!!

  7. Re:VB Encourages Bad Programming Habits on Microsoft Remains Firm On Ending VB6 Support · · Score: -1

    "but it is probably for the best in the long run. I cannot think of one serious Computer Science program in the United States that teaches the introductory programming courses in Visual Basic."

    If it's taught at all, it's usually taught at the business school. In fact, many people to call VB a "business language," not a programming language.

  8. Re:The ring that keeps on ringing on VoIP to Fuel Plague of 'Dialing for Dollars'/Spam · · Score: -1

    Can we just FUCK backward compatibility for once? Why is it so damn important?

    Dear dsginter,

    Greetings dsginter!

    My cat visits this website (looks at the monitor upside down while laying on top of it) and I do not wish he be exposed to such profanity. In the future please rememember this is a family oriented website (I recall that some stories have been posted about Disney).

    Much thanks!

    -Plastic.person

  9. Thank god on AOL: We're Not Spying on AIM Users · · Score: 0, Funny

    Once again I can whip out my cock and webcam-cyber on AIM with the send images feature. Knowing that some tech in Virginia is watching kinda kills the mood for me. (My penis is camera shy.)

  10. Re:Story of Deep Well on Canadian Spam Levels - Up? Down? You Be the Judge · · Score: -1

    "And back to the reality, one of the games that I'm involved in has recently introduced a "crime in the city" feature, and many players have been attacked as a result. However, as soon as the first criminal was arrested and mourned about the harsh punishment of being caught (lost points, jail time and whatnot), crime rate drops almost instantly."

    Yea, the AI algorithm in a computer game is definitely a good example from "reality" we can look at to study methods crime deterrent.

  11. So, can someone just post a list of the URLs? on Forbes Lists Top Corporate Hate Web Sites · · Score: -1

    ....Or do us lazy bastards have to actually go to the article and find them ourselves?

  12. Re:Rules on The Repercussions of Blogging · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dear kind sir,

    My 7 year old daughter visits this website (looks over my shoulder in me home office) and I do not wish she be exposed to such profanity. In the future please rememember this is a family oriented website (some stories have been posted about Disney).

    Much thanks!

    -Plastic.person

  13. Re:Skrew MICROSOFT!........OH WAIT.. on Appeals Court Sends Eolas Case Back For New Trial · · Score: 0
    Microsoft.

    Dear scosco62,

    Hi there scosco62! In the future could you
    perhaps refrain from profanity? My 5 year
    old son visits this website and I hate for
    him to be exposed to this vulgarity. Thank
    you much!

    Kindest Regards,
    plastic.person

  14. Re:Rigorous Testing? on Fuel Loss May Cut Short GlobalFlyer's Journey · · Score: 1, Funny
    *The joint venture between Rutan's Scaled Composites and Branson's Virgin.

    Dear kind sir,

    My dog visits this website (looks over my shoulder in me home office) and I do not wish he be exposed to such profanity. In the future please rememember this is a family oriented website (some stories have been posted about Disney).

    Much thanks!

    -Plastic.person

  15. Re:Really? on Software Patents Could Stop EU Linux Development · · Score: 0
    Wow I didn't know this was possible, thx.

    Is turning off profanity possible?

  16. Re:Really? on Software Patents Could Stop EU Linux Development · · Score: 0

    Dear kind sir,

    Please change your obscene signature. My 3 year
    old visits this website and I don't want her
    to see that smut. Thank you much!

    -plastic.person

  17. Re:What is it with the buffer overflows?` on Data Execution Protection · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    What the hell....fuck up.

    Please cease the cursing, my 4 year old visits this website. Thanks.

  18. Re:Why, indeed! on John Gilmore's Search for the Mandatory ID Law · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here's a little hint: Anonymous Coward is just the default name given anonymous posters, not a real adjective given to cowards. You can't assume a person is a coward for wanting to be anonymous. Maybe he just didn't want to show you his Slashdot ID?

  19. Re:Why, indeed! on John Gilmore's Search for the Mandatory ID Law · · Score: -1
    because Gilmore is a tosser who has nothing better to do than cause problems for himself and others, and then occupy himself with a lengthy process of publicising exactly why he thinks he should whine about them. ...any sane person would just pull out a photo ID and be on their way.

    I agree with you on this. Also, his trolling of the court system has made him much less anonymous than any of those persons who gladly produced ID.

  20. Re:EULA on Gator CPO at the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: -1
    Talk about Irony

    No, no.... under any other president it would be irony. Under the Bush administration this is just business as usual.

  21. Re:Mod parent up on The Return Of The Pop-Up Ad · · Score: 1, Funny
    Don't give up the web to those that abuse it. Kick them off it by boycotting.

    Kinda like how we killed spam by boycotting products that were advertised in unsoliciated emails? Yea, that worked great!

  22. Re:Sea power will cause an Ice Age on Green Energy Now, And On The Tide · · Score: -1

    It isn't taking energy out of the oceans, it's taking gravitational energy from the moon/earth.

  23. Re:Oh man, this is going to suck on Green Energy Now, And On The Tide · · Score: -1
    "Did you stop to think that the ocean life in those areas needs those waves and currents to survice and that this system might damage them?"

    Who cares. Nuke the goddamn whales already.

    Nobody listens to enviromentalists morons anymore, to them everything we do affects the enviroment. It's time to look at what affects it the least.

  24. Re:efnet/#winprog on Ask Microsoft's Martin Taylor About Linux vs. Windows · · Score: -1
    Well I just scrolled through the first page of comments and didn't find a single good question. Sadly, the weak "eating babies" joke was the best.

    Let's hope you jackasses do better on pages 2-4...

  25. Re:Who is Hayao Miyazaki? on New Yorker on Miyazaki · · Score: -1

    i'm proud to admit i dont know who some fucking loser anime artist is: all anime is shit.