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Forbes Lists Top Corporate Hate Web Sites

windowpain writes "You've seen them. Maybe you've made one, like Walmart-blows.com or Paypalsucks.com. Now Forbes.com has a 'Special Report' devoted to what it considers the best of them. 'The following nine sites--there were ten, but one went unexpectedly dark during the editing of this story--are the crème de la crème of online rage. Note that we substantially cleaned up some of the posts, editing out odd capitulation schemes, iffy grammar and plain incoherence. Apparently blinding anger does not go hand in hand with dotting your i's and crossing your t's.' Maybe this will become an annual thing like the Forbes 400 and the Fortune 500." (I wonder what a capitulation scheme is.)

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  1. Well... by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what a capitulation scheme is.

    They probably meant "odd capitalization scheme." YoU THiNk, hUh?

    Actually, at first I read it as "odd copulation schemes," which makes a lot more sense, doesn't it? * fp

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    1. Re:Well... by Tongo · · Score: 1

      Actually, at first I read it as "odd copulation schemes,"

      Your're not the only one. I figured they were talking about where the company in question could stick various objects or with whom (themselves) they could copulate with.

    2. Re:Well... by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See link in sig :-)
      well timed story. :heh:
      -nB

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    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm thinking that a capitulation scheme is the plan of how to entice or coerce the company in question to change their objectionable behavior to one which is less objectionable... as in the company will capitulate to the demands of the web site.

    4. Re:Well... by mog007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm suprised sco.com isn't on the list.

      What? Oh you mean hate site, not HATED site. Gotcha.

    5. Re:Well... by hawk · · Score: 3, Funny
      I found that odd. Normally, slashdot doesn't need to find stories that *already* have grammar erros . . .

      :)
      hawk

    6. Re:Well... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder what a capitulation scheme is.

      Ask the french.

      AHAHAHAHAHAH!! Man, that joke never gets old.

      It's probably an auto-suggest from their speel-checker:
      Speel-Checker: "No match for capitalpitalization - did you mean capitulation?"
      UserWithNoClue: "er, maybe... I guess speel-check knows best."
      (Clicks yes)

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    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4TH POSTESTESING. I AM TEH ROXOR YOUR BOXOR!!!
      {0123456789abcdef},{012345678abcdef} me you gawdawful yelling filter!

    8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just shut up.

    9. Re:Well... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Then you mean you're surprised that groklaw.net, a well-done anti-SCO site, isn't on the list.

    10. Re:Well... by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that Slashdot isn't listed as an anti-Microsoft site.

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    11. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice to see slashdot is keeping up its high standards with amusing posts from cretinous american xenophobes like yourself.

    12. Re:Well... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      Actually that Joke was old when I first read it and it was never funny. The only thing funny about it is Americans talking about things they don't know shit about, like unexpected attacks from a country with direct borders in a scale where one army CAN control a whole country in a short time (much smaller countries here in Europe than in the US). And no, I am not french.

    13. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah good thing the French surrendered in the War of Independence...

    14. Re:Well... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it actually be a spelling error?

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    15. Re:Well... by Sir+dies+alot · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, there was ONE country in the US, being as it IS a country. The difference in the situation you used is that if a state tried to invade and hold another state, the US military would step in and that would end that... Wait, nevermind , that is what happens in Europe too. And yes, I am an American.

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    16. Re:Well... by skeeball · · Score: 1
      "like unexpected attacks from a country..."

      Methinks you need relearn WWII history. France was crying and moaning about Germany for over a year before WWII officially started, protesting the rest of Europe's appeasement strategy. That they were ultimately right didn't stop them from throwing rose petals at the feet of German troops. Wait, wasn't that supposed to happen with American troops somewhere recently?

    17. Re:Well... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Yes, it *is* funny/stupid when americans do that, which is why I put it in there, just for a bit of a stir.

      I, as an australian, do have a slightly different perspective. Google for "brisbane line" if you want to check out some rumours of my country's plans for defence if the jap's ever made it to Darwin. (Basically, a python-esque "run away! run away!" style of defense)

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  2. Capitulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what that last site that went dark did..

  3. Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really a multi purpose hate site, hating so many things/companies. This list was more directed to sites that hated a single thing/company.

    1. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah. I prefer sites that stick to hating one thing.

    2. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by PopeAlien · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what about slashdotsucks.com? I was curious, but I get a login prompt..

      I mean, how are we supposed to know if slashdot sucks or not?

    3. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      Oh,I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong place. I thought this was a MiCRo$oFT SuCKz site. My mistake.

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    4. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by bonch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Slashdot's hatred is too hard to pinpoint.

      For instance, hatred of the RIAA/MPAA and supporting piracy, but then hating people who "steal" GPL source code and violate copyright. It's a whirlwind of spin to work through.

    5. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, because there is no difference between non-commercial copying for personal use, which wasn't even illegal in the original Copyright Act, and shamelessly profiting from someone else's work without so much as giving them credit, and defrauding your customers in the process. None whatsoever.

    6. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot's hatred is too hard to pinpoint.

      I know what you mean. It's almost as if Slashdot isn't just one person but a whole bunch of different people saying different things. Weird.

    7. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dude, you just perfectly illustrated his point. Even down to the shrill tone.

      And you did it without a hint of irony, too.

    8. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by freeweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's because bonch, like a lot of others as of late, seem to think that 800,000+ people are only allowed one collective opinion about anything. That way, they can decry 'hypocrasy!!!!!!!' all day long.

      I swear, he must have had 5 or 6 posts to that effect on the recent CherryOS story alone.

      He's also notorious for decrying "Slashdot's" "anti-Microsoft bias". Over and over and over in some stories. Again, we're all one person here, apparently.

      Textbook trolling, but like-minded moderators don't seem to catch on. It's more useful to those types to post and moderate up the same lines again and again, because they feel they've somehow stumbled upon some great hidden truth that must be exposed to the world.

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    9. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't blame somebody else for the "Slashdot only has one opinion" thing. That's built right into the system. Have you looked at the way comment moderation works around here? Comments that don't toe the party line are moderated down until they get filtered right off the page.

      Also, I don't think you know what "troll" means. Hint: It doesn't mean "he keeps saying something I disagree with, which infuriates me because I am disinclined to tolerate opinions which differ from my own."

    10. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by PyroMosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look through my post history. I'll give you a while. I can wait.

      See that? That's me regularly posting comments that are pro-Microsoft and (shock, horror!) getting modded up for them. (Or at least not getting modded down.)

      Is there a "party line" on slashdot? Yes, absolutly, 100%. However, if you post intelligent, relevant commentary, it doesn't matter if you go against the grain now and then. The moderation / metamod system on slashdot is very well done and works as it should far more often than not.

    11. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      The fact that you think you have learned to game the system persuades no one. The system is fundamentally broken. Anybody who looks around can see that.

      Incidentally, your posting history only shows two comments that have received positive moderation, not counting one which got a "funny" and is therefore obviously not applicable. That means that not only does your assertion about how rockin' cool you are prove nothing, it's not even true!

    12. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is the anti-EA page?

    13. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. But people who find Jesus or vote Republican love to point out how intolerant others are. Almost like they read books on how to do it... :)

    14. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do wiht learning to "game the system". It has to do with not posting tripe, or making an asshat out of myself. When I post something, against the grain or with it, I'd like to think it's well thought out at least. So far, "the system" has agreed with me. As for my post history, I didn't realize that only subscribers can see full histories now. Here's a few examples from my inbox though.

    15. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by lubricated · · Score: 1

      If Slashdot has only one opinion why do post like this always get moderated up.

      "I know I'm going to get moderated down for this, but Micrsoft is a great company that brought the pc to the masses, without it's innovation we would still be stuck in the dark ages and linux would have never come to be"

      I browse with highest rated comments first and whenever a story comes out that makes microsoft look bad there's always someone modded +5 to defend them.

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    16. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then read at -1, Nested and stop bitching about moderation. If you don't like the way moderation works, just ignore it.

    17. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by 808140 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For what it's worth, Leo, I tend to seek out your posts in a thread and read them, because I find them interesting and generally well thought out. Plus, despite my lack of interest in Apple, your extremely detailed and technical knowledge of the company and its technology impresses me. I feel like you frequently teach me new things.

      But it doesn't surprise me that many of your posts are modded down for "not toeing the party line", as it were.

      The examples I'm sure we're both thinking of: you're as rabidly pro-IP as many Slashdotters are rabidly anti-IP, and post frequently to that effect; you're extremely pro-Apple, but to the exclusion of other, competing technologies (in other words, you're prone to insulting other OSs and their users).

      Now, your opinions are generally well thought out, even though I don't particularly agree with some of them. The thing that gets you modded down, I think, is your delivery. You come across as having a chip on your shoulder.

      Sometimes it also seems as though you not so privately think of yourself as being much smarter and better informed than the vast majority of people on here.

      Now, for what it's worth, my impression of you from your posts is that you do have a chip on your shoulder of some sort, and that you are much smarter and better informed than the vast majority of the people on here.

      However, what you no doubt think of as calling an idiot an idiot (goodness knows its a sacred hacker tradition) often comes off as offensive and belittling, and this is what I think has people modding you as Troll every so often (despite your clearly not being one).

      Essentially, it's the delivery that matters.

      Now, you're probably thinking that you shouldn't need to sugar coat your opinions just because they're unpopular here, and in a perfect world, you'd be right. But while we geeks pride ourselves on our lack of social graces, the truth of the matter is that the Slashdot community, despite its inherently geeky nature, is a community like any other, with its own set of norms. And like most communities, it is mostly made up of leaders and followers, and you're expressing opinions that go against the grain.

      So you have two options, really. You can post whatever you want, and bugger the moderators. Frankly, someone as lucid and intelligent as yourself will probably always have karma that is good enough to be able to burn it with an occasional Troll or Flamebait mismoderation. Of course, this path (the one I see you've taken so far) has the side effect of pushing some of your posts below the thresholds of heathens that don't read at -1, thus lessening their impact. But you can be as cutting and arrogant as you want to be.

      The other possibility is to act as though the people you're talking to aren't sheep, but actually are capable of making their own opinions, and are entitled to them. You can say exactly the same thing, but you'll need to establish, at least in the sous-texte of your post, that you are not actually all that different from them. In a sense, you're pushing to win them to your side.

      It would be a perfect world if moderators actually moderated based on the insight of the post, how informative it is, etc, but as you've noticed, they don't; they usually just mod things up that they agree with. So you need to make it sound as though you basically agree with them, or at least think they are reasonably intelligent folks, but are just trying to show them a different way of framing the problem in question.

      Because let's face it: if you meet someone rabidly anti-IP, your rabidly pro-IP stance isn't going to win them over. If you meet someone that hates Apple and thinks they're the next evil overlord, telling them "It ain't so and you're a retard" isn't going to win them over.

      If you don't care about winning them over, then you're not having a discussion, you're just jacking off on Slashdot.

      So you might want to rethink your angle, a bit

    18. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot doesn't suck, but just like the internet, the signal to noise ration has been degrading ever since johnny everyman joined.
      Plus the anti-Bush, anti-America, Anti-God, Anti-Microsoft, anti-slashdot-moderator, anti-conservative attitude is getting very tiring.
      So where's the new slashdot? The one that hasn't sunk to the lowest common denominator yet?

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    19. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      It's coming ... October 1st, 1993, shortly after AOL freezes over.

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    20. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Because www.Slashdotsucks.com returns a log in, so they didn't have a user name a password, so they couldn't see the site.

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    21. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      If you conservative elitists don't like it, start your own. DIY is a good thing.

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  4. hmmmm by Munch671 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My company isn't listed yet......wait I mean (cough couch big brother) WHEW, my company isn't listed yet.

    1. Re:hmmmm by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      My company isn't listed yet......wait I mean (cough couch big brother) WHEW, my company isn't listed yet.

      Where do you work?

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    2. Re:hmmmm by davez0r · · Score: 1

      wait a minute...you coughed up a couch?

      ARE YOU A DECEPTICON??!

  5. forbes by gotem · · Score: 5, Funny

    how come there's not a 'forbes-sucks.com'?

    1. Re:forbes by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      how come there's not a 'forbes-sucks.com'?

      That's the tenth one that myseriously went dark.....muahahahaha!

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    2. Re:forbes by Jardine · · Score: 5, Funny

      how come there's not a 'forbes-sucks.com'?

      I expect it'll be registered pretty soon. Forbes actually does own "forbessucks.com"

      Apparently they're aware of their suckiness.

      If someone wanted to let the rest of the world know about Forbes' suckiness, forbesreallysucks.com and fuckforbes.com both seem to be available.

    3. Re:forbes by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wanted a domain name that expressed my distaste for suck.com. If I registered com-sucks.com, I could have the subdomain suck.com-sucks.com.

      Actually, com-sucks.com would be a good one to register for all the hate-sites. There are so many companies that suck, why pay $15 for each one?

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    4. Re:forbes by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suggest we request the creation of a new TLD, ".suck", given the growing demand in this area (as outlined by TFA).

    5. Re:forbes by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Jaime and Ralph (Nader) wanted the .sucks top level domain but some lady from NANOG beat them to the punch and set it up first. Available at better root zones everywhere.

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    6. Re:forbes by AverageMidget · · Score: 1

      Forbes actually does own "forbessucks.com"

      How bad must you suck to have started your own "I suck" site? Unless this means Forbes is starting his own escort service...

    7. Re:forbes by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      Because com-sucks.com has been registered since around this time in 2000?

    8. Re:forbes by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Odd, I did a lookup first and it came back empty.
      Still does.

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    9. Re:forbes by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      Whois lookup

      Domain Name: COM-SUCKS.COM
      Registrar: BULKREGISTER, LLC.
      Whois Server: whois.bulkregister.com
      Referral URL: http://www.bulkregister.com
      Name Server: XS1.XSTRINGS.COM
      Name Server: XS2.XSTRINGS.COM
      Name Server: XS3.XSTRINGS.COM
      Name Server: XS4.XSTRINGS.COM
      Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
      Updated Date: 27-mar-2004
      Creation Date: 28-mar-2000
      Expiration Date: 28-mar-2005

  6. hmm... by eobanb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't notice an SBCsucks or an SBCblows. That's weird, because SBC really really sucks. Well, at least they did until one of their technicians accidently cut power to my high school. I love you, SBC! *Goes to register ilovesbc.com*

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    1. Re:hmm... by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      SBC that bad, Really? SBC offered 6.0/608 ADSL for $44/month over a year ago. I've had it for over a year now, virtually no down time, free modem/router/wireless thing, free install. I've got people on the 1.5/384 plan when it was 26.95/month and its down to 19.95/month now, with no long distance required. Just a basic phone line (which sucks, but hey, cable requires basic TV around here, which is the $40/month package, not the $13/month locals-only cable packet).

    2. Re:hmm... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      26.95/month and its down to 19.95/month now, with no long distance required.

      They changed it this year, you now how to have their all-distance plan or have them pic'd as your ld carrier.

    3. Re:hmm... by temojen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't see electrolux sucks either.

    4. Re:hmm... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      I didn't notice an SBCsucks or an SBCblows. That's weird, because SBC really really sucks.

      What do you have against Seattle's Best Coffee. Sure, they were bought out by Starbuck's but their coffee is still a step above Starbuck's normal line of coffees. It's not a small independant coffee stand but it'll still get you going in the morning.

    5. Re:hmm... by Gates82 · · Score: 1
      You have obviously never had to deal with SBC's customer service. Their technical people know nothing. I have called several times, usually resolving the issues on my own. Only once have I had a tech willing to stay on the line and find out if my switch was down and actually pinpoint the issue.

      I could not complain about the line speed or the reliability until recently. For approximately a year I had the 3.0/384 and was receiving closer to 5.5/512 at a constant pace. Lately the line will be stable and then all-over the palce (like cable) with horible upload. DSL reports clocked the upload at 5K (WOW).


      So who is hotter? Ali or Ali's sister?
    6. Re:hmm... by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      As of March 1, you do not need the all-distance plan anymore. The deal might only be good until March 31 though.

    7. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screw you, I work for sbc's tech support and we know plenty, but knowing you had a switch was probably something you didn't mention , did you actually give the techs the information they needed to properly trouble shoot your setup, some how I doubt it with the amount of people that can't even tell me if there hooked up via ethernet

    8. Re:hmm... by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      I too have never had a complaint with SBC DSL. The only other option where I live is Charter cable or overpriced local ISP. Cable, of course, requires some "digital package" which is way more than the basic package or the price of the base phone line you need for DSL. SBC let me do my own routing and will even set up reverse DNS delegations (to your own nameserver so you can control them) for your IP block upon request. I never need to call them except for rare line failures that are beyond my control, and at that point, you're just dealing with a lineman who isn't telling you to reboot your computer. SBC lets you run servers, too, and no port blocking yet. I'm hard pressed to find something better.

      I have a secret tho... I ordered the bare minimum basic DSL to get the free equipment and no install fees for stuff I can do myself. The girl on the phone told me to wait a week and then upgrade to whatever plan I wanted, which would spare me the useless fees.

      She was right: no install fees or equipment fees. It worked out pretty great because apparently someone over there forgot to charge me for the upgrade, because I'm getting their $80/mo static IP package with the only thing on the bill being some $1.10 tax. The base package and isntall fees showed up, followed by credits for the same. Total monthy fee for DSL with phone line: $26.30. Unfortunately we have to move to a new place now, so the free internet deal probably won't survive the move.

      But hey... a whole year of free DSL? Bonus!

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    9. Re:hmm... by meme_police · · Score: 1
      Let me count the ways they suck. Double-billed for 6 months, triple-billed for 2 of those. A customer service rep hung up on me when I asked for a supervisor for another matter. Even though I had a flat rate plan I got a different amount on my bill for 6 months in a row until I got one smart CSR who changed my billing date to one 4 days later in the month.

      When I moved last time I asked them to keep my phone going at my old place until Feb 1 and to start up new service at my new place on Jan 15. Well, soon as they turned the phone on at my new place they discontinued the service at the old place. I was expecting some important calls at the old place on Feb 13 and 14 and I finally got them to turn the old phone back on on Feb 13. The CSR who finally managed to get it turned on turned down my offer to write a letter to his supervisor: "Don't bother writing to my supervisor. She doesn't like me because I spend too much time fixing people's problems rather then answering 80 calls a day."

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    10. Re:hmm... by TX297 · · Score: 1

      SBC is covered under the Verizon chapter concerning the 'Bell' companies (Ever wonder what the B stands for?). While it's an indirect link, it's covered.

    11. Re:hmm... by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      He wasn't talking about a switch he personally owned, but rather the one at the CO that he would be connected to.

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    12. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were probably better off having them hang up on you. What did you expect anyway? A fix? HA HA HA!!!

    13. Re:hmm... by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      SBC is Southwestern Bell Communications.

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    14. Re:hmm... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I didn't see electrolux sucks either.

      Maybe it's electroluxsux.

    15. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After having two technicians come out attempting to resolve extreme packet loss on my DSL (the probem was obviously with their switches) they told me they didn't have a clue how to fix the problem and that I was better off getting cable high speed internet. SBC is a total joke.

    16. Re:hmm... by VideoJ · · Score: 1

      I didn't see electrolux sucks either.

      Try electrolux-blows.com

    17. Re:hmm... by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      But here's the question...

      Would hooversucks.com be a hate site, or an informative site?

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  7. Where does one get a job like this ? by jephthah · · Score: 5, Funny

    To honor these quixotic champions, we spent hours trawling the Web looking for the very best corporate hate sites.

    1. Re:Where does one get a job like this ? by Valiss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obvoiusly, you've never have a gov't job.

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    2. Re:Where does one get a job like this ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obvoiusly, you've never have a gov't job.

      By your spelling and grammar, I see that you have.

      May I interest you in your own corporate hate site? ;)

    3. Re:Where does one get a job like this ? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Or a banking industry job. Not that I would know. I am working very, very hard right now. I should be given a raise for the undue exertion.

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  8. Best Buy by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised Best Buy Sux didn't make the list

    1. Re:Best Buy by tkavanaugh · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing, as an ex-employee i made a rather lengthy contribution to bestbuysuxs.org a few years ago, still like to go browse through it, ahh the memories

    2. Re:Best Buy by loraksus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed. I'm surprised that their "forced illegal door search" policy hasn't resulted in a shooting, or at least a firearm being drawn.

      Someone could technically make a citizen's arrest for false imprisonment, assault, battery and possibly kidnapping against store employees.

      I believe there was a case not too long ago where Best Buy employees used several vehicles to box in a suspected (and, of course, innocent) customer's vehicle who was attempting to leave the lot. Police were called, charges were filed against the employees.

      Fucking moronic, if you ask me, to use your personal vehicle in such a manner, or even considering using force to stop someone stealing from your store if you're not in loss prevention, but hey, if you're working there, you're not the brightest bulb in the tree (or you're desperate for money and are stealing shit left and right)

      Citizen's arrest laws violate from state to state (I believe in KY you are permitted to kill fleeing felons, while in some states you can't sue private parties for false arrest)
      What I'm trying to say is, that if a shooting should happen, it shouldn't exactly been unexpected. Best Buy has had a history of illegal searches / false imprisonment, and the courts are aware of this. How they don't get bitchslapped by a judge with a nice juicy judgement, I have no idea.
      At least the dead employee's family should get a couple bucks after a lawyer buys a new yacht with the legal fees.

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    3. Re:Best Buy by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised that their "forced illegal door search" policy hasn't resulted in a shooting, or at least a firearm being drawn.
      Perhaps because most people obey the law against concealled weapons.
    4. Re:Best Buy by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What law against concealed weapons? I know many individuals who exercise their right to lawfully carry a concealed firearm.

    5. Re:Best Buy by Some_Llama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Agreed. I'm surprised that their "forced illegal door search" policy hasn't resulted in a shooting, or at least a firearm being drawn."

      Fry's electronics has the same policy, in both cases I just hold up my hand and say "no thank you" as I walk out the door when they try to look in my bags.

      If they want to stop me they can, but then i can sue for false imprisonment.

      I refuse to be treated like a criminal for shopping at someone's store (even though they do just by trying to stop me at the door).

    6. Re:Best Buy by Surt · · Score: 1

      I've learned to time it, there's always someone shortly ahead of me walking out the door, I just speed up/slow down my walk slightly so that I walk past the door guy when they are engaged with another customer. I really like browsing at fry's, they have a really good selection. I do this often enough it has pretty much just become a habit, I don't even feel hassled any more.

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    7. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, just try to imagine how I felt when an American officer took a picture of me and asked for my fingerprints just because I was entering the USA and I was Italian... just imagine...

    8. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They treat us americans like criminals also, especially in some places if you smoke weed.

      They have roadblocks where they'll try to search your car and arrest you if they can find anything.. Of course you have to 'volunteer' (unless they have "probable cause", at their discretion..), but they won't really tell you that.

      So I can only imagine the shit that foreigners have to put up with when visiting.

    9. Re:Best Buy by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Fry's door check is completely voluntary. I've blown past them on a number of occasions and they made no serious attempts to stop me.

      As has been pointed out here several times before, Fry's doesn't check outgoing receipts because they don't trust their customers, but because they don't trust their employees. They're looking for the kind of scam that can be worked with the cooperation of the cashier. Kinda gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling about ever working there, huh?

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    10. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You better believe that if BB pulled that shit on me, they would have some combination of the following occur:

      * I would ask for their manager, and failing that, I would go about the store looking for him/her and ask for a formal written apology.
      * If they were to touch me, even gently, they would be sued and I would call the police alerting them to the fact that Best Buy was trying to hold me without cause.
      * If they tried something drastic like blocking my car in or holding me physically (forcefully), they'd get a fistful of pain quickly followed by me relieving them of their bladder control with my .40. I would then go out into the parking lot (with my protection once again concealed), and I would be on the phone with the police letting them know that I was assaulted, where I was, etc. I would not go to my car or anything like that, so that they could not accuse me of "stashing the goods", etc.

      This kind of behavior is fascist to the extreme. Next thing you know they'll have armed guards at the doors and shoot people that resist, to no consequence.

      Note: A cell phone is always a good thing to have on your person. They are an invalueable tool, not only potentially saving your life, but potentially saving you jail time due to the false word of others. With something like this, who the police believe will likely be the first person to call.

      This is also why I have not shopped at Best Buy since I heard of such criminal abuse. Not. One. Red. Cent.

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    11. Re:Best Buy by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm, I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that you would do nothing of the sort. Talking shit on an internet forum is very easy, walking the walk is harder. If you really were such a badass, you would have no need to sit behind a keyboard and try to prove it.

    12. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe in your fascist police state, but not in some of ours'. There are states out here in the "fly over" zone which have a fairly low idiot population where things like the Bill of Rights is still regarded with reverence.

      Before you spout off about guns being bad, take note that the crime rate in states without concealed carry permits have much much more crime per capita.

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    13. Re:Best Buy by stor · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised Best Buy Sux didn't make the list

      It could be because it looks like it was designed in '97 and never updated.

      Cheers
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    14. Re:Best Buy by fermion · · Score: 1
      This is something I wanted to write the ethicist about. A store provides you a service with well known products at below market prices. You choose, of your own free will, to shop at these stores. Alternatives are available, but you choose to shop on the basis of price. You know that part of the deal is that you will be expected to allow your person to be searched. It is not a surprise. Yet, when the store asks you to complete the deal by being searched, you refuse.

      I have decided this is unethical. It would be like complaining that you had to pay for the goods. Or complaining that you did not have a personal shopper. Or complaining that were the wrong size. You know good and well the mores of the store. You know good and well that you are trading your personal dignitiy to save money. To take the deal from the devil, so to speak, and then to back out is not honorable. You may want to rationalize your behavior by saying you are hurting the monster by visiting the store and then harrasing the workers, but th management is laughing all the way to the bank.

      Of course, if the evil store has driven out all other stores, and there no equally convinent option, then there might be a case at protesting at the door. I have in fact done this. But if it is a choice between the monster and an equally convinent competitor, then the act of chosing to shopping at the monster indebts you to that monster.

      Even if you justify your action by saying you cannot afford all the stuff you want at the competitor, you still indebt yourself to the monster as they are supplying you your essentials, and it is perfectly acceptable to trade dignity for essentials.

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    15. Re:Best Buy by DupyMcCopy · · Score: 1

      I have had it where a door check at costco resulted in me saving two bucks on an item I had not purchased. I was given a prompt refund at the member services desk next to the exit. It was quite fun. I have also had to walk back into a store to agrue over 2 hundred dollars in charges for items I had not bought. at a store without door checks. It took the store two times to get the right amount. I lucky had a calulate in my car to fingure the right amount . I had bought a lot similar items over 200 hundred and was on the cell at the cashier. I honest person who thinks that door checks are alright. I always check my reciept before I leave the store to see if the reciept matches what I got even with door checks.

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    16. Re:Best Buy by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      "I have also had to walk back into a store to argue over 2 hundred dollars in charges for items I had not bought."

      How would you be over charged $200.00 and not realize it and start laughing when the total came up. I would most likely laugh and suggest the clerk have another look.

      I mean I understand you were not buying something like a pack of batteries but even multiple items over $200.00 would probably grab my eye. Especially because I would probably pay attention to what's going on when making such a purchase that I wouldn't be on the phone anyways.

      And as a side point, that's really rude to talk on a cell phone when being rung out. I'll give you a hint, the clerk didn't accidentally over charge you. Then again, you're name is Dupy...

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    17. Re:Best Buy by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Before you spout off about guns being bad, take note that the crime rate in states without concealed carry permits have much much more crime per capita.

      Fun stat until you realize that's because the major urban centers are in those states.

    18. Re:Best Buy by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      There is a huge misunderstanding of the door check thing. It isn't to catch crooked customers. It is to catch crooked employees. If it wasn't there, an employee could team up with someone and as they go through the checkout go through the motions of scanning some items, but not actually do so. Those items can then be resold outside the store and it would be almost impossible to detect this happening.

      The person at the door is there to check that every item has been rung up. Electronics stores do have a lot of small items that cost large amounts of money making the above scam easy to perpetrate. They may also catch extraordinarily stupid shoplifters but that isn't the goal.

      So how re-assured would you feel if they had signs at the door saying the purpose is to catch crooked employees?

    19. Re:Best Buy by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      To you, I'm a Fascist who wants to take away your sacred right of "self defense". To me, you're an Idiot who hides behind the illusory safety of a weapon that's more likely to hurt you or an innocent bystander than any criminal. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

      One things for sure: if you're boycotting Best Buy, then that makes it a safer place for me!

    20. Re:Best Buy by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is a huge misunderstanding of the door check thing. It isn't to catch crooked customers. It is to catch crooked employees.
      Though fucking noogies. If they don't trust their employees, they certainly should not make it their customer's problem.
    21. Re:Best Buy by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Er, that shouldn't matter when you measure per capita.

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    22. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity there isn't a "wordy jackass" mod.

    23. Re:Best Buy by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of store losses, known as shrinkage, is by employees. This is one measure the stores have to reduce it. Unless you know of a good source of impeccably honest people who work for low wages, there will always be some theft going on. You have the choice of not shopping at the store. And as some posters pointed out, they don't get upset if you just walk out.

      You can also open your own store with your own policies.

    24. Re:Best Buy by doxology · · Score: 1

      Sure it does...A neighborhood in Manhattan might have the same population as Wyoming but I think it's slightly more dangerous.

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    25. Re:Best Buy by tepples · · Score: 1

      I know many individuals who exercise their right to lawfully carry a concealed firearm.

      In what country? Are they civilians?

    26. Re:Best Buy by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Playing devils's advocate here, but if people tried to box your car in, or if they punched you as you tried to exit the store, how would you react?

      My point was that in such a situation (actually in any situation), perception of the situation can sometimes become more important than the reality of the situation. While that sounds wordy, and to a degree, stupid - how would you react if someone cut you off, got out of their car and started walking towards you. This sort of thing happens every day on freeways around the country, and sometimes weapons are drawn. People do get shot for stupid shit like this on a regular basis.

      Clearly, we define that sort of thing as an act with hostile intentions, and whether it happens on a parking lot or on the side of the freeway.

      The context is different, sure, but if someone interprets the BB's employees actions as hostile, and is armed, sooner or later, a shitty situation (for everyone except the lawyers) is going to happen. Who knows, an employee out of uniform with a hero complex might approach the guy with a CCW and a .40.

      That is why it is policy in virtually every other major retail chain to have their employees NOT
      chase the customer out of the store unless they are trained rentacops - even then, stuff like using a vehicle to give chase is usually not permitted.

      In the end, the retail chains realize that it is just stuff (Worth what? Less than $3,000 based on the sticker price?), and that the police should take over once a situation has escalated to a certain point.
      People aren't rational all the time, and often don't think things through and end up doing stupid shit. Hopefully one of the parties is smart enough to excercise some restraint and not only think things through, but also think about how the other party perceives the situation.

      I do agree with you on the "talking shit on an internet forum" bit to a certain degree. If you'd ask me about shooting someone who is stealing my stuff a year ago, I would of have told you "fuck yeah, shoot him in the fucking knees! bleed! bitch bleed!".
      Since then, I've actually been faced with such a situation, where a drunk frat boy type decided that it was a good idea to rob me while I was moving. Could of have fired some 9mm HydraShok JHP, but didn't. No point to. I don't think many people are actually faced with that choice, and it wisens you up and changes your outlook pretty quick...

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    27. Re:Best Buy by loraksus · · Score: 1

      From my experience, the vast majority of shortage was people just breaking shit for breaking shit's sake.
      I had a summer job at this office supply store. Morale was worse than what I saw during my work in call centers.
      I saw people crush $2000 laser printers in the trash compactor, bring safes up to the top row of shelves and push them off onto "expensive, breakable stuff" and drive fork lifts through pretty much anything in a big box for kicks.

      Sure, employees (virtually everyone, managers would "go shopping" with carts and all after hours every week or so) stole shit left and right too, but hourly games (we had it scheduled, and someone appropriated a whiteboard to make a tournament style chart) of "clock frisbee", "logitech baseball" (keyboard, meet mouse, HOME RUN!!!), "toner cartridge field goal" (makes a mess, don't try it), "digital camera fastball" (into a concrete wall, and someone actually brought in a chrony :) or "kung fu master" (punching and kicking holes through fiberboard office furniture) had to add up to be more than theft did.
      Needless to say, it was an interesting summer job, in a "wow, this sucks so much but I can't stop laughing" kind of way
      I think our store had something like 12.7% loss in a month. I'm assuming that is by dollar amount. District manager was based out of our store, I'm guessing he must of have been stealing a crapload of stuff too, he didn't actually do anything about the loss.
      just... wow...

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    28. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the United States of America?

      Hint: Concealed carry laws vary from state to state. Even I know this, and I'm not American.

    29. Re:Best Buy by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      So you're saying they didn't measure against the other urban centers that don't have gun control laws?

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    30. Re:Best Buy by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Here in Europe, where Cellphones with cameras are very common, it makes it somewhat easier to proove the point, especially if it is a cellphone with video recording capabilities.

      However, on saying that, here in the UK, we do not usually have these sort of tactics used. Sure there may be a security officer at the exit (usually hired as a contractor, and not in the employ of the company), but he/she rarely stops people unless there is a genuine cause.

      Instead there is a security tag system on most goods, which prevents casual shoplifters, and a combination of video cameras/sensors linked to the checkout barcode readers and security tag disarming device whcih ensures the employees are kept straight too.

      As far as i know.. only Costco implements any such check on exit.

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    31. Re:Best Buy by TheRealSync · · Score: 1
      I know many individuals who exercise their right to lawfully carry a concealed firearm.
      Why?
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    32. Re:Best Buy by barzok · · Score: 1
      There is a huge misunderstanding of the door check thing. It isn't to catch crooked customers. It is to catch crooked employees.
      Don't harass me, the customer, because you can't trust the employees. Who's to say the door checker isn't in on the scam too?
    33. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe in KY you are permitted to kill fleeing felons....
      IANAL, but I can confirm the truth of the above. Under Kentucky law, a person witnessing a felony must take steps to prevent it, if possible. (Gill v. Commonwealth, 235 KY 351 (1930)). Kentucky citizens are permitted to kill fleeing felons while making a citizen's arrest (Kentucky Criminal Code 37; S 43, 44.).

      Before you do any of the above, make damn sure you know what a felony is....
    34. Re:Best Buy by mutterc · · Score: 1
      The problem with this is the "industry standards problem" (any practice evil enough becomes industry standard).

      Because large companies can undercut smaller ones (due to economies of scale), and large companies have to sell to a broad market (to get large), and because most people do shop based on price, the tactics necessary to lower prices will win out every time, and get adopted everywhere. It's just another facet of the race to the bottom.

      For example: I'd be glad to pay more for my stuff to shop at a store with well-paid, well-treated, unionized employees, and neither the employees nor customers were treated like criminals. Unfortunately, the number of people like-minded as me in this area are not enough to support a large chain store that did this. Therefore, the best I can do are things like eschewing Wal-Mart in favor of Target, which, in trying to slow the race to the bottom, is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

      Once, my wife picked up a Circuit City application, and the app made a big deal about the employees having to agree to binding arbitration (including such gems as "you can cancel your application within 3 days if you don't want to agree to binding arbitration). That squicked me enough that I stopped shopping there. Nowadays, however, pretty much every employer (and consumer product that can get away with it) makes their employees / customers agree to binding arbitration, so it's impossible to fight unless I could get together enough cash to rent a few lawmakers.

    35. Re:Best Buy by tepples · · Score: 1

      Many European countries (other than, say, Switzerland) have more restrictive gun control policies than most states in the United States.

    36. Re:Best Buy by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Curious question:
      What's your stance about laws barring concealed carry of firearms in places where alcohol is served?
      Is that an Unconstitutional violation of 2nd Amendment rights, or a reasonable restriction for public safety?

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    37. Re:Best Buy by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      It would be bad PR for the store to point out the real reason. Having to have two employees in on the scam makes it harder. (They would have to trust each other more, more people to keep secrets, proceeds split across more people etc).

    38. Re:Best Buy by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      In Colorado it's legal to carry weapons openly or concealed (with the appropriate permit) where alcohol is served; it's illegal to be armed and intoxicated. That makes sense to me: if I'm out drinking with my buddies, we probably shouldn't be armed, but there's no reason our designated driver shouldn't be.

    39. Re:Best Buy by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Fry's doesn't check outgoing receipts because they don't trust their customers, but because they don't trust their employees. They're looking for the kind of scam that can be worked with the cooperation of the cashier. Kinda gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling about ever working there, huh?"

      Well I had a friend who was a door Nazi at Fry's and he told me that they actually get bonuses if they find mistakes on receipts, in the order of 10% of the mistaken price (in either direction, for or against the company).

      SO maybe it's not all about catching dishonest employees OR this is just another way to ensure that door Nazis will rat out any of the bad apples at cashier...

    40. Re:Best Buy by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Citizen's arrest laws violate from state to state

      Anyone else suddenly reminded of Dogberry from Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing?

    41. Re:Best Buy by Merk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, states where homosexuality is considered more threatening than firearms. Ah, smart those flyover state denizens are.

      Ever thought that maybe crime-per-capita is more a function of population density?

    42. Re:Best Buy by blueskies · · Score: 1

      You know that part of the deal is that you will be expected to allow your person to be searched. It is not a surprise. Yet, when the store asks you to complete the deal by being searched, you refuse.

      But i have never agreed to this. Just like i cannot force you to follow my policy of charging everyone who reads my comments to pay me $500. Are you trying to say that there is some kind of contract/agreement made where-as i give up certain rights to shop at their store. I don't think so.

      And what about when it is a suprise? What makes you think that I give up my rights because I entered a store?

    43. Re:Best Buy by blueskies · · Score: 1

      I have had this happen to me at the Galleria Mall in Cambridge, Ma.

      I had stopped by BB after work on a Friday to pickup a laptop we needed for Monday. It was Valentines weekend and I was in a hurry to meet up with my g/f (yeah, i know i'm on slashdot so some of you pretend). I was on the phone with her while i left the store with my hands full, so i refused to stop at the exit to be searched. I was actually curious to see if the guy would lay his hands on me. I entered the mall and walked 100 yards down to a directory to find the easiest way out of the mall when i look up and the Manager and Assistant Manager of the store are in my face asking to see my receipt.

      The manager ended up getting all red faced and pissed by my simple refusal to allow them to see my receipt. Eventually he has the balls to ask me why I am causing a disturbance. At this point, I tell him I'm not and to prove it will simply walk away and leave the mall. He tells me he will have me arrested. In 2 minutes he has three police officers around me--one older plainclothed cop (who was actually really nice). The uniformed cops were young intimidating assholes. They still acted like I had done something wrong. In the mean time i had shown the receipt to the assistant manager, because i realized that a lot of my time might be wasted by this and i was in a hurry.

      If it hadn't been bought for work, i would have went right back inside and returned the laptop and told them I would get it from somewhere else.

    44. Re:Best Buy by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I have this fantasy of a day when everyone in America is forced to carry a loaded firearm with them everywhere they go, every day.

      I think that, after an initial period of unrest and social restructuring, the remaning people would be polite, courteous, great drivers, mild mannered, relatively sane, and most likely paraplegic.

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    45. Re:Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      reading your comment is not the same as making a purchase. Though there has been some attempt to make reading a binding contract, it is a fuzzy area. The fact that a sale is a binding contract, with certain assumptions, is well defined. So much so that we assume a product is ours once we buy it, and should not have to deal with store staff once past the register. However, stores quite openly have changed that contract, and publicized that change, so we all know we will be searched as we exit, and can use that information to effect our shopping decisions.

      To make you analogy more valid, you would have to say that the next time I read a comment of yours I would have to pay $500. I could then take precautions to insure I never read anything you write.

    46. Re:Best Buy by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You deserve to be modded up as funny. Unfortunately, your sense of humor is too sneaky for this crowd!

    47. Re:Best Buy by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      The fact that a sale is a binding contract, with certain assumptions, is well defined. So much so that we assume a product is ours once we buy it, and should not have to deal with store staff once past the register.

      That is exactly the limit of the implied contract of a sale. They get the money you get the goods.

      However, stores quite openly have changed that contract,

      No, they most certainly have not. They cannot arbitrarily add clauses to the implied contract of sale.

      and publicized that change, so we all know we will be searched as we exit,

      I don't know where you got the idea that a retail store can "publicize" changes to implied contract and have them be legal. If they "publicize" a change that says all customers must drop their pants and submit to a genital inspection before leaving, do you honestly think that it would be enforceable? If not, where do you think the line is between that and involuntary searches?

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    48. Re:Best Buy by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      The vast majority of store losses, known as shrinkage, is by employees.
      So (again), though fucking shit. They should not bothering their customers about that, because it's not their customers' problem.

      If they can't make sure their cashiers do a proper job, they have no goddammed business hassling their customers with checking their stuff at the exit.

      Each time a fucking store insists I leave my bag at the counter, I make a big loud fuss about it: "The majority of theft is from employees, and if you don't trust me with my bag in their store, why should I trust you with my bag?".

    49. Re:Best Buy by blueskies · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to sound inflamatory, but I don't think you know what you're talking about.

      So much so that we assume a product is ours once we buy it
      You do own a product once you buy it...no need to assume.

      If I go into a store and pay cash for an item, I am not bound by any policy that they make up that restricts my freedoms. Even if I sign a legally binding contract, there are certain rights that i cannot sign away. Take costco for an example. In the membership agreement with costco, I accept that my membership can be cancelled if I do not allow them to search my purchases on the way out. I can clearly refuse to have them search me, and they will cancel my membership; however, they cannot infringe upon my rights and force me to be searched.

      Beside, BB "reserves the right" to search anybody when leaving the store including non-customers. Under you broken example anyone not paying for a product would not have to submit to a search. Just hand your bought items to your friend that didn't buy anything before leaving the store.

    50. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. Except for the part where you're completely wrong.

      I am not more likely to hurt myself or an innocient bystander. There are irrefuteable statistics gathered by the government - not a partial agency - which support this.

      From the US DOJ:

      On average in 1987-92 about 83,000 crime victims per year used a firearm to defend themselves or their property. Three-fourths of the victims who used a firearm for defense did so during a violent crime; a fourth, during a theft, household burglary, or motor vehicle theft.

      This, despite the fact that according to the CDC (here's a Google cache) says that accidential firearm deaths are decreasing.At the same time firearm ownership is on a greater increase per capita in the US than it has been at any other time in history (for the last 20 years).

      Actual accidential death counts make you appear to be a complete idiot, I might add. In 2002, there were 776 accidental firearm deaths. Contrast this to the 3,059 deaths due to medical care/surgery, the 3,377 due to exposure to smoke, fire, or flames, 3,842 drownings, 12,757 accidental poisonings, 13,322 accidental deaths from falls, or 43,354 accidental motor vehicle accidents. You are over 40 times more likely to die of Septicemia (?!) or renal failure than of accidental firearm discharge.

      If you want to just look at the total firearm death rate, you're still looking at a very rediculous disproportion that points out your childish fears: 28,663 firearm deaths total, which is still less than Septicemia (which I just found out is blood poisoning) and renal failure (kidney failure). This is further marginalized if you're a convicted criminal, as the majority of firearm deaths are perpetrated by such people, against such people. (Sorry, but about 5 minutes of googling didn't turn up this information; if you're interested in the topic, however, I'm sure you'll find it, as I did at one point. It was an FBI-released document, if I recall correctly, composited from all US police precinct data.)

      Seriously. Don't buy into the media's perpetration of firearms as a great evil. Don't fear guns in and of themselves: they're just tools. Fearing an inanimate object is just irrational emotionalism - not something I'd hope an educated citizen (as opposed to an uneducated consumer: someone that doesn't value their rights, know what they are, etc.) would fall prey to willingly.

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    51. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's slightly more dangerous because you've got a larger (per capita) unarmed populace! Someone is much less likely to commit a crime if they suspect there will be larger reprecussion, IE, death. What you're saying goes against the conceptual idea that if every woman were armed, there would be more dead rapists: there would be, and as a result, there would be less rape.

      I mean, honestly. What do you think it is that increases crime in cities? Sure, the urban environment contributes somewhat. But a larger factor is a shorter reach of the law: it's easier to get away with crime, because there are less cops per-capita than in rurual areas. A natural solution to this is to arm the citizens so that they can protect themselves (as opposed to the merely perceived protection the police provide: after you're dead, they'll perform the autopsy, and not much more.)

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    52. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with what Bob Uhl said. There are already laws in place to prevent against unrulely alcohol abuse of firearms.

      From what I've noticed, the people that actually have concealed carry permits, and those that carry open, are much more respectful of the law (not to mean they follow it blindly), and of basic civil duty and responsibility than most citizens by a very large amount. The people I know that drink and carry firearms with them regularly do not do them both at the same time.

      That said, it makes a lot of sense for firearms to be allowed in bars and pubs. If there's going to be an infraction with a firearm, there's a high likelyhood that the person instigating the infraction isn't going to give a damn about any law, whether it restricts him from carrying concealed, bringing a weapon into a bar, or shooting someone. They're going to break those laws. Thus, it would make sense to have people legally armed within a bar so as to defend not only themselves, but anyone unarmed.

      I believe this was part of the logic behind the Old West concept of a "bar shotgun" - it was a deterent. A 1-foot spread of sharp lead traveling at 600+ feet a second would be a much larger deterent than the possibility of getting hunted down by lawmen weeks later - after the criminal has already escaped or hidden sufficiently enough to not get caught.

      Additionally, simply saying that people that are drinking have no control of themselves essentially destroys the idea of personal responsibility. If someone can not control themselves while drunk, they should not drink, or they should make the decision to not carry a firearm. By the age of 21, someone conscious enough to purchase a firearm and get a concealed carry permit should be able to make these decisions. The fact that they saw an importance in such a license alone shows their responsibility.

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    53. Re:Best Buy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Arizona has both open-carry and concealed carry permits which are relatively easy to obtain. It's crime levels reflect this (ie, they're lower than lower-populated states with more restrictions).

      Florida and Texas, too, reflect this. It's not just the flyover states that have concealed or open carry. Additionally, Illinois, which has heavy restrictions (and is midwestern) has horribly restrictive gun laws - and a crime rate to reflect it. In other words, it's high. In the case of Texas, the majority of the population - much moreso than in, say, New York - lives in one of the two main cities, San Antonio, or Dallas. Crime is still lower than similarly sized cities with liberty-restrictive laws.

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  9. Chrysler and Epinions by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A number of years ago I wrote an opinion in Epinions regarding a brand new Dodge truck I had purchased (the new ones in 1994 just after the redesign). The opinion was written after about four years of ownership. One week after writing the opinion I had a lawyer (presumably from Chrysler) call me and threaten libel. I replied all I wrote down were the facts. Nothing more and that I had all documentation to back up my claims. If he would like, I could create a website with all of the documentation. I never heard back, but it was that kind of treatment that unfortunately convinced me to never purchase another product from them again. it's too bad, because they do have some of the most exciting products out there, but they simply cannot build them reliably and their customer service (even at the supposed 5 star dealerships was atrocious).

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    1. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I had a Chrysler (a '97 Intrepid, to be specific) for about a year and that's all it took for me to decide not to buy stuff from THAT company any more.

    2. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      I had roughly the same experience with their manufacturing quality as you did, except with a 1993 Dodge Caravan. Engine failure, broken switches, peeling paint. Every time it went into the shop, it was another three-hour dissertation with the idiot customer service.

    3. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Sebby · · Score: 1
      Count Ford out too. With exploding gas tanks and loose tie-rod ends, I would never, EVER buy their crap.

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    4. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I have nothing but wonderful things to say about my Chrysler Cirrus LXi. Except for a few minor quibbles like squeaky brakes and a child lock that will not unlock on the rear passenger side, the car has performed flawlessly since purchase and has not required any service outside of regular maintenance. I'm still riding the original brake pads, tires, battery, timing belt, etc. The stuff just doesn't die... That or it's planning to die all at once.

      I 100% agree with you, though, that their five stars are absolutely no guarantee of quality service. I went from dealer to dealer in my town for scheduled maintenance and eventually gave up and started doing it myself. There's no way an oil and filter change takes half a day. Especially when I have to make an appointment a week in advance. The squeaky brakes and child lock that would not disengage? "Fixed" numerous times by various five star service centers.

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    5. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by BWJones · · Score: 1

      About the only thing that did not break on my truck was the engine. I was impressed with the engine, but the steering column (replaced X3), steering linkage, rear differential (replaced X3), interior switches and materials, brakes, suspension, electrical, body fit and integrity were all so bad as to not be believed. This thing was a street queen receiving meticulous care and service at all required times, so any claims of abuse were absurd. Every time I had to take it down to be serviced or repaired or to fix a recall was another three to four hours lost out of my life. Thanks to my Powerbook, there was at least some productivity in the waiting room waiting for my vehicle or waiting for friends or family to pick me up after the dealer screwed up the service and needed to keep it overnight. It was the most unbelievable product ownership experience of my life.

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    6. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by caswelmo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let go ahead and point out the obvious: You shouldn't buy "American" automobiles. They suck. Buy a German or Japanese car instead. They don't suck. Actually, buy a Toyota, they're probably more American than GM, Ford, or Chrysler anyway.

    7. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 3, Funny

      Excting even though they are unreliable? Is that because you get all excited not knowing if the steering wheel will work while driving a 4000 lb. truck 75 mph on a freeway with a turn coming up?

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    8. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I had a 1998 Jeep that was nothing but trouble. I had purchased the extended warranty, but according to the dealer, everything that was wrong with the vehicle was not covered by it. This was when the water pump failed at less than 3,000 miles.

      I will never even consider Chrystler again and I am glad that they have some adult supervision from Mercedes Benz.

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    9. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine how crappy the service has to be to get less than 5 stars?

    10. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..I had a lawyer (presumably from Chrysler) call me and threaten libel. I replied all I wrote down were the facts. Nothing more and that I had all documentation to back up my claims. If he would like, I could create a website with all of the documentation. I never heard back,

      We are still building our case against you.
      Keep posting :-)

    11. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      Ahh yes, let's bring out this tired old horse. So far I've had nothing but great service, and good cars. And I've never owned anything that wasn't a GM, Chrysler, or one Ford. This notion that all American cars suck is just wrong. Just as not all "foreign" cars are the greatest.

      PS: I love my Chrysler Sebring and will likely always own one so long as they make them. And I can't wait to buy my Crossfire.

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    12. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's someone who feels the same you do and put up their own *-sucks site.

      http://www.donotbuydodge.ca/

    13. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's a mixed bag for me.

      I've got a 1991 Ford Taurus wagon. I've had it for about 2 years, and my dad for about 2 years before that. Prior to that, it was my grandfathers since "new".

      Since I've owned it, I've had the transmission die ($1000), the teeth on the steering column break off requiring replacement ($500), and the AC compressor die ($350). Then, on Monday, I had the alternator and the water pump die within seconds of each other (as I was pulling in the driveway from work, thank God): $180 and $20, respectively, double thanks be to the higher power. It would probably have been closer to $300 and $250, though, as a friend that knows automotives better than I helped a great deal and did a couple hours of work with me on it.

      I take pretty good care of my vehicles: change oil and fluids when needed, listen for "ticks" and various other problems, etc. My dad is much the same way, and my grandfather probably only drove it once a week to mass and back. It's only got 80,000 miles on it.

      I know it's a 15 year old vehicle, but it's only really seen much use in the last 4 years. It almost had the "new car smell" when my dad got it, and probably about 15,000 miles on it.

      Can't say I'm terribly impressed.

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    14. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daimler/Benz's acquisition is what ruined Chrysler. They were already doomed at around the mid '80s, but Daimler never allowed them to properly exit the dark ages of American vehicles that were the '80s. The result is now a whole fleet of vehicles built from sub-standard parts, and a refusal to honor the warranty, or even acknowledge that problems exist at all.

      They can't even properly design an engine anymore. Since the mid '90s, almost every new Dodge engine design has been completely designed in CAD - as would be expected. The problem is, that most of these designs are still in use, and they ALL have defective lubrication systems that result in sludge buildup and complete loss of oil pressure, often under 100,000 miles. Chrysler refuses to even update their block design to remedy these problems, because they've already produced too many blocks of the old design.

      The only way around this sludge buildup it is to use an excessively thin (below spec weight), pure synthetic oil, and live with the fact that your engine probably won't go past 150,000 miles.

      Sorry that this post got a little too long, but I was bit a year ago by a Chrysler 2.7 V6 that basically ate itself alive in 60,000 miles. I'm still unbelievably pissed off about it. Chrysler is complete bullshit.

    15. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny
      I could create a website with all of the documentation.

      On a related thought, I was considering buying some $400 HP or Dell piece-of-shit, loading AdAware and SpyBot on it, then taking screen captures of all the crap these programs find on these boxes before they're even hooked to the Net. Then post these results to a web page for my customers to see. Unfortunately, if I mentioned that I got these results on an HP or Dell, or whatever, I'd be litigated into the dirt. My pockets are nowhere near as deep as theirs.

      My gripe is that these companies pre-load stuff like Wild Tangent and other gems, give you a Recovery CD (and only if you are thoughtful enough to ask for it, most are not), and do NOT give you a real copy of Windows so you can take it down to bare metal (format c:, reinstall) the second you get it. (And yes, I use Linux, but some people still won't go near it, justified or not.)

      I'm still going to do this, unless somebody else out there already has (?), but say something like: "Screenshot of AdAware on a virgin (rhymes with Hell) computer." Or something similar for HP or other mass-market computer company.

      Reminds me of the comedian who, in his act, was saying something nasty about an insurance company, and he wouldn't use their name explicity, but he said instead, holding his hands cupped together palms up: "...but I thought I was in good hands."

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    16. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      All that can be said on that matter is: Ouch.

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    17. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I agree that Chrystler sucks, but they sucked long before Daimler bought them. The Feds should never have bailed them out - they should have let them shut the doors.

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    18. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad owns a Sebring. And a apparently one of the engine models is bad. His car broke down. He checked the oil (fine) and had it towed to the local dealer. He has the extended warrenty.

      The dealer lies and tells him the car had no oil due to a bad oil change. A blatant lie. The dealer offers to sue the oil change shop to pay for the repairs.

      My dad had to write 6 letters and tow the car to another state to get it fixed in warrenty.

      Fuck Chrystler.

    19. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest collaborating with someone who works at a store that sells said computers.

      That way you won't have "agreed" to any EULA clauses regarding not posting reviews and can claim that the adware scans were part of your evaluation when making a purchasing decision.

    20. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Kaosaur · · Score: 1

      Of course you don't get a copy of Windows to do that. it's an OEM. There's a reason that computers are cheaper nowadays. You get a $40 version of Windows rather than a $200 version. OA,RH

    21. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked (and I've seen many Dell systems right out of the box over the years, including recently), Dell systems do come with a Windows Install CD (to install real Windows from scratch) and don't come with malware preinstalled. Have you seriously seen otherwise on a Dell specifically?

    22. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Well said, I am from the UK,, so my view may be different. My first car was a limited edition Ford Escort Encore (made in Germany). It was a beautiful well built car, that was robust and reliable. My current car is a Mercedes Benz C-Class from 10 years back. It too is a well-built robust car.

      If i was to buy a new car now, woudl i go for a Merc again? Unliekly, as I feel their workmanship have gone DOWN in recent times and it feels like they are smaller (My old C-Class feels a LOT bigger inside than new E-Classes).

      I may instead go for a Ford, or even a MG.

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    23. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      You obviously have lower expectations than I (or most Europeans) do unless your car is a few years old. If my beemer or Subaru had squeaky brakes or a child lock that didn't unlock then it would be back in the garage until it was fixed... I would also expect everything but the tyres, wipers and (possibly) brake pads to last at least 5 years.

    24. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "On a related thought, I was considering buying some $400 HP or Dell piece-of-shit, loading AdAware and SpyBot on it, then taking screen captures of all the crap these programs find on these boxes before they're even hooked to the Net. Then post these results to a web page for my customers to see."

      There's a screenshot on the Pop-up ad article that might do what you want

    25. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      I guess I came off a little "flamebate-ish", so sorry about that.

      My experience and opinion of the American automotive industry comes not only from being a consumer, but also from being a mechanical engineer. I've worked in U.S. automotive industry and I must say that a lot of the design & manufacturing of the big three are pretty bad. My experience with the Japanese automotive industry has been much better. It's a difficult thing to quantify, but they are certainly more precise & efficient at designing and producing quality automobiles.

      IMHO & in a lot of consumer's opinions as well.

    26. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by mutterc · · Score: 1
      This is not to belittle your bad experience, but an attempt to forestall the no-doubt enormous thread that will develop about various brands of automobile:

      Every single car company in existence has made both lemons and good cars.

      Rather than rate by company, you've pretty much got to rate by car model.

    27. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      I have specific experience with an HP computer that I worked on once. The owner only had a Recovery CD (and he had to order that from HP, wasn't included with his purchase), so after I loaded it, I installed AdAware and SpyBot and ran them. Both programs went apeshit.

      I should have saved a screenshot then, but didn't.

      And recently, a friend of mine bought an HP from Wal-Mart (he wouldn't listen to me, too good of a "deal"), and right out of the box mysterious windows were popping up wanting to connect to here and there. As for Dell, another guy I know bought a laptop from them, but he didn't get a Windows CD at all, just a recovery cd.

      At the time, I was actually in the process of ordering a laptop from Dell, and I made it a condition of sale that they include a copy of Windows, not some crappy recovery cd. The sales guy agreed to this condition, but I cancelled the order when I never got an email from him confirming this. I didn't want to get stuck with a laptop in hand, and no Windows CD, and a sales guy claiming ignorance.

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    28. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by tristan55 · · Score: 1

      The late 80's Caravans, however, just don't seem to die. Perhaps it was the sheer number produced, but I still see several on the road every day - peeling paint and all - while no other minivans from that era are in sight.

    29. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by MotoJojo · · Score: 1

      HP's and Dell aren't the only ones. Sony Vaio - over $1,000. Fresh reinstallation off of OEM CD's - paid me $50. AdAware found 2 things - almost priceless. SpyBot found 5 - even more priceless. Symantec A/V finding something - utterly priceless. (of course, in all fairness, the PC may have touched the wireless network - it automatically turned turned on the wireless card and could have voluntarily contracted the bug that way. But this too, is priceless.)

    30. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      The car is eight years old and has traveled over 100Mm. By no means a great deal of wear, but nothing to scoff at considering that the car hasn't had anything changed on it nor any work done to it outside of regular maintenance and one minor recall since being driven off the lot.

      Where the child lock is concerned I don't have children and I very infrequently have passengers in the back seat. The car is worth more to me in service than being serviced for this minor issue.

      The brake squeaking stops after the brakes have warmed up (i.e. once they have been applied at normal driving speed). The efficacy of the braking is not affected and since I'm going to have to change the pads soon anyway (they're down to around 20% in the front), it's hardly worth looking into until then.

      I don't demand absolute perfection so I truly may not be the most demanding of customers, but the fact remains that the car has proven its reliability. There's no reason that it won't drive me around for another 100Mm. My point was simply that my personal experience with Chrysler/Dodge automobiles has been overwhelmingly positive whereas my experience with their service has been quite the opposite.

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    31. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Back in the late 80's they were pretty terrible cars (mechanically - they seem reasonably well designed). But the people I know now that still have then swear by them, and their vans give them very little trouble.

      I think it's just that all the lousy ones have long since been recycled into Toyotas, and the cream of the crop is all that's left.

    32. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1
      You're probably right about the consumer's opinions.

      I would love to have an inside look at the way Chrysler does things these days. From what I've read about the development of the Crossfire it must be an interesting place to work these days. It's a place I've considered seeking employment once or twice myself.

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    33. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      As I said in my post, I can't wait till I can justify buying a Crossfire. That thing is just beautiful. It will also be interesting to see what Chrysler turns out with the merger with Daimler even more in force now.

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    34. Re:Chrysler and Epinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprising to hear, since I have a Chrylser product from the same year, with no problems. Plus, I regularly get excellent service from the same dealership in SLC.

      I suspect that problem is that you purchase a new model vehicle. I have a 1994 Intrepid, but I would never want to own a 1993 Intrepid. There were all sorts of problems with headlights, A/C, etc. Likewise, I'm not buying a Magnum or Charger until the second year. New models have all sorts of problems crop up, and I'm sure that dealerships hate having to deal with them.

  10. They didn't get my favourite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's this great anti-Microsoft website that I visit, now and then.

    1. Re:They didn't get my favourite by jd · · Score: 1

      Slashdot hates and supports everything with even measure, at the appropriate time. Sometimes repeatedly. As such, it is probably the only website in existance that suffers from multiple personality disorder.

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    2. Re:They didn't get my favourite by Surt · · Score: 1

      Actually, many group contribution websites are like that. It's called diversity of opinion.

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    3. Re:They didn't get my favourite by piltdownman84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      My school use to give my entire department's email list to MS every year. So I use to get all this crap from Microsoft. I thought I'd be clever so for my third year I updated my school email to a fuckmicrosoft.com forwarding account. I thought this would stop M$ from sendin me an email every couple weeks. Sadly it didn't and for a year and a half, until a prof told me my email was inappropriate, i use to get Microsoft junkmail through that fuckmicrosoft account.

      Still pisses me off that my school would give my email address to companies. Of course I never got around to seeing if I could opt out, so I shouldn't complain too much.

    4. Re:They didn't get my favourite by strider44 · · Score: 1

      The main difference here is that most people who visit Slashdot use Microsoft products, but then again, www.fuckmicrosoft.com probably had the same problem.

  11. what about slashdot? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 4, Funny
    aka the 'SCO haters web site'?

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    1. Re:what about slashdot? by DataPath · · Score: 1

      No, that's groklaw.

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    2. Re:what about slashdot? by wankledot · · Score: 0

      When everyone hates you, no one bothers to create a site to mention it.

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    3. Re:what about slashdot? by MoxCamel · · Score: 1

      That would be www.thescogroup.net. Mox

    4. Re:what about slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this?

    5. Re:what about slashdot? by eobanb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why did you create this site?

      CmdrTaco: If there was any way to make a lot of money by posting the same article several times in the same day, I was going to discover that way.

      What would Microsoft/SCO/RIAA/whoever need to do for you to take down this site?

      Taco: For one, if they all stopped advertising on here, I'd have no source of revenue now, would I...

      Typical Post:

      CleverHandle1337 writes, CNET is reporting on a clear case of abuse of patent law, which is not unlike a slashdot story from yesterday. Insert unnecessary flamebait comment from slashdot admin here at end of article.

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    6. Re:what about slashdot? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 5, Funny
      Slashdot story topics:

      • Some geopolitical entity is considering wifi.
      • Windows has security flaws. Microsoft is evil.
      • Google did something. Therefore, they'll be doing something tangentially related soon. They're a refreshingly different kind of evil.
      • OMG, someone posted a release candidate for *BSD/*zilla/KDE/Gnome! God bless the OSS developers.
      • I have a stupid question and I want to see how many identical answers I can get.
      • Roland what's-his-name thinks this is news.
      • News for nerds
      • Stuff that matters
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    7. Re:what about slashdot? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1
      You forgot:

      France has got offended about something and is suing someone about it

    8. Re:what about slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot

      Apple sells toilet paper, users claim it just feels right.

  12. Forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Capitulation scheme is a French thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Unless you're bred to surrender, you wouldn't understand.

  14. Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by superdude72 · · Score: 1

    Because I reeeeeeeeeeeealy hate Southwest.

    1. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by carlivar · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate Southwest? I really like them.

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    2. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I am overweight and they charge me for 2 seats. :(

    3. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by superdude72 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a really bad experience flying them out of the Oakland airport a few years ago. It was a few days before Christmas. The line to check baggage extended way out into the parking lot, and there was no airline employee to break into the line for people who were about to miss their flights. In spite of arriving 2 hours before my flight, I wasn't able to check my bag in time to board the plane.

      So, after waiting 2 hours to check my bag, I dutifully waited in line for another hour to book myself on another flight. When I got to the front, the agent informed me that I'd have to fly standby on the next available flight--meaning the time I just spent waiting was utterly wasted. I'd have to wait in line again. I am not ordinarily someone who flies off the handle, but at this point I started yelling and pounding my fist on the counter. The agent said something to the effect of "Well maybe if you got here on time you wouldn't miss your flight," to which I responded "I WAS TWO HOURS EARLY!" to which she responded "Well it's Christmas..." to which I said "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" or something to that effect. She did let me skip to the head of the line when it started, but she wouldn't have done it without me screaming at her.

      There's no excuse for this. Christmas is the SAME DAY every year. They knew how many people were traveling. All they had to do was have enough employees to handle the crowds, and they did not. In my mind, they didn't provide the service I paid for. I don't expect to be waited on hand-and-foot, but I do think it's reasonable to expect that the price of a ticket includes having your baggage checked in less than 2 hours. Not with Southwest, apparently.

      In addition to this experience, I just hate their system generally. I hate waiting in line for an hour to get an aisle seat--I'd rather reserve. I hate taking 10 hours to fly from San Francisco to Chicago, because they make 4 stops along the way. I hate their corporate culture that tries to mask lousy service with PR that casts their CEO as a "rebel" and their flight attendants as stand-up comics.

      And then there's the fact that they purchased southwestsucks.com to keep anyone else from getting it, then posted this message:

      "Southwest Airlines strives to maintain a high level of Customer Service and is proud of its corporate reputation and responsiveness to its Customers. As part of that effort, Southwest wants to control the release of inaccurate and irresponsible information about the Company via the Internet. If you would like more information on Southwest, please go to www.southwest.com."

      Who writes this crap: the Bush administration press office?

      They seem to follow this logic:

      1) If we say it, it's true
      2) If we're wrong, see rule 1

      They're a Texas Republican company that sums up what I hate about Texas Republicanism.

    4. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described every airline.

      Christmas is the SAME DAY every year. They knew how many people were traveling. All they had to do was have enough employees to handle the crowds, and they did not.

      How can they do that? Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most traveled days in the US buy a large percentage. They are not enough employees, parking spots, ticket counters or planes for those days. Are you saying the entire airline industry should expand their operations but a factor of 2 just to meet the demand of those two short periods consisting of maybe 2 days each? How many airlines do you think would still be around after a few months of that plan? I guess they could limit ticket sales to slightly above normal for those periods. Would that make you feel better?

    5. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have sadly discovered time and again, that airlines do not respond to polite customers. Only the most loud and foul mouthed customer gets what is due.. polite customers end up having to spend days until the airline gets its act together (they hate to lose money by transfering you to another carrier).

    6. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      How can they do that? Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most traveled days in the US buy a large percentage. They are not enough employees, parking spots, ticket counters or planes for those days. Are you saying the entire airline industry should expand their operations but a factor of 2 just to meet the demand of those two short periods consisting of maybe 2 days each?

      I fly every year during the holidays and the only time I've ever had to wait more than half an hour to check my bags was the one time I flew Southwest. Moreover, none of the other airlines had this problem on the day that I traveled. Believe it or not, it actually is possible to plan for fluctuating demand--especially when most of the demand is scheduled several weeks in advance! Businesses do it all the time. Most maintain excess capacity so they aren't forced to screw over their customers when demand peaks. Southwest could have hired temps, paid overtime, kept a few more employees than they needed during non-peak periods, automated some procedures, or done some of the normal things other airlines do to keep their service within acceptable limits, but they decided dicking me around until I'm within 5 seconds of throttling a hapless ticket agent who's as much a victim as I am is an acceptable cost-cutting move. So screw 'em. I'll never fly them again, and I tell everyone I know about my experience every chance I get! I imagine it's pretty tiresome :-)

      I mean, I expect longer waits during the holidays. But to get to the airport two hours early and still miss my flight? Unacceptable. I can't even begin to describe what an ugly scene it was. I saw two firstfights take place, and nearly got in one myself when some guy tried to cut in line ahead of me. No wonder no Southwest employees stuck around to help. If one of their famous standup comic flight attendants had shown up and started cracking jokes, I would have gleefully joined the mob in a game of "let's kick the Southwest employee in the ribs." If they need to expand their capacity two-fold just to keep waits under two hours, then they don't have enough capacity, period.

      I didn't even mention this before, but this was BEFORE 9/11, and all the security-related delays that brought on. I'm happy to say they've lost thousands of dollars of my business just for pissing me off this one time. They haven't exactly folded up their tent and quit the airline business, but not for lack of trying on my part.

    7. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I used to work at a major airline and I was a and still am a traveler. I've been on both sides. Of course my work was not CS or a gate or ticket agent but I've spent more then enough time up there on IT issues to hear many customer complaint sessions and see many flip out over various issues. Travel is stressful and during the holidays, even worse. Small or regular dealings or slight misgivings tend to get blown out of proportion and people do not act normally. A perfect example is your claim of none of the other airlines had this problem on the day that I traveled. I doubt you or the people directly around you were the only ones of the hundred thousand or so people in the US that felt that way on that same day.
      There may have been 10 people that missed the flight previous to yours for one reason or another and they were forced to get on your scheduled flight instead, seems unfair but you missed your flight and got on the next one probably doing the same to another person just like yourself, would you have thought of that person or just said screw him? Every single person traveling that day has plans, places to be, people to meet and a very strict schedule at hand. Every single person feels they should get priority because they missed a flight or because they do not want to miss a flight. Well who would you give priority too? HAHAHA, I guess it depends on which person you were at the time. Imagine that concept multiplied by 20 and you have the fist fights and frustration. I've seen people cut in line and run directly to an agent that was helping someone because they were late, well guess what, so are 10 other people in that line. I've also seen people get extremely irrate when they close the doors 5 minutes before departure (which just about all airlines do now) and they show up 4 minutes before departure. Well, do you want to hold up the entire plane of people just so you can get on? What about the people already on the plane, do you think they should have to wait for that one person? Very tricky situation.

      I am NOT saying you were not treated wrong as I was not there to see both sides of the story but those same people at the gate and ticket counter could have been on overtime, or a temp (and unexperienced) and the only reason you were able to get on the next flight.

    8. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      Those are some tricky situations you described, but my situation was not tricky at all. I did not seek any special accommodation--I arrived two hours early and expected to be able to check my bags and board my flight. They couldn't do it. I understand that airports have weather delays and other factors that can't be predicted with perfect accuracy. I'd even understand if they were overbooked. But this is not what happened. They simply economized to the point where they didn't have enough staff to provide the service that a reasonable person would expect them to provide--unless you think it's reasonable to expect that it will take more than two hours just to check your bags, not even including going through security or waiting in line for a boarding pass. In all, I spent more time waiting in line than I did on the damn flight! With the missed flight, it took me longer to fly to Utah than it would have taken me to drive! And this was on a day when the weather was perfect. Oakland to Utah, Southwest, can you get me there? In under 10 hours? Come on, it can't be that hard. Damn, I wish this country had a decent train system. I'd board in downtown San Francisco, 5 minutes from my apartment... get off in Salt Lake. Buy the ticket at the station on the day I'm traveling. No cavity search from the Dept. of Homeland Security... plenty of legroom.

      The other airlines are getting to be as bad as Southwest, now that they're all bankrupt. But Southwest definitely led the way. It puts a tear in my eye to think I used to actually look forward to flying somewhere.

    9. Re:Is there one for Southwest Airlines? by carlivar · · Score: 1
      Things like this seem to vary by airport. Also, you arrived 2 hours early for your flight around Christmas? 2 hours early means 90 minutes early for actual boarding time, I assume. That's just not enough. Airports suck, it's just a matter of how much.

      Southwest has its problems and I don't like the non-reserved seating either, but there are two big big things in their favor:

      They are profitable (and thus don't whine to the government for handouts every year). So they must be doing something right. Then again if you are picking airlines on a political basis, an incompetent and subsidized airline like United or American would probably make more sense for you.

      They are WAY more on time than any other airline I've ever flown. I'd estimate maybe 10-20% of my Southwest flights are ever late by even a few minutes. It's probably over 50% for every other airline.

      I also appreciate that they charge on a completely one-way basis. I remember one time on a different airline I needed to fly one-way to drive a car back. One way tickets were twice as much as total round trip. That is just plain STUPID.

      Carl

      --
      Vote Libertarian
  15. UPS positive attitude by snerfu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I like the way this was PR handled from UPS for the website UnitedPackageSmashers.com:

    Company Says:
    "We do know of the site. Because we live in a free society, people have the right to their opinion, and we recognize that people will use the Internet to voice their opinion. We believe that customers can get much more valuable and accurate information from our site."

    Thats much better than a legal notice claiming a violation of some act, and gives them a leg up in my book. On a side note I wonder how forbes has/would handle something like forbessucks.com.

    1. Re:UPS positive attitude by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I found rather shocking was verizon's very unprofessional reply. They resorted to calling the website "patheric" and "lame". Hmm...I wonder if VerizonPathetic struck a nerve of some kind.

    2. Re:UPS positive attitude by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

      I like the PR for Verizon's reaction to their hate site. Calling the site "pathetic" and "lame" gives the proper level of we-don't-care you want in your reaction. Maybe I have a future at the corporate level after all.

      "What's really pathetic is not Verizon but this sort of lame Web site. In this day and age, anyone with a gripe can put up a Web site and make outrageous claims as the authors of this one did."

    3. Re:UPS positive attitude by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      Seriously UPS does play football with the packages. They are inferior to Fedex in almost every way except price where they are usually just a tiny bit cheaper. UPS package pick up locations are staffed by the most idiotic and rude people I have ever had to deal with especially when compared to Fedex staff. For very small non-fragile items and large non-fragile non-time-sensitive items you are safe with UPS but anything fragile and lighter than 50 pounds will be used for sport. I have been outright told this by UPS employees.

    4. Re:UPS positive attitude by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Informative

      On a side note I wonder how forbes has/would handle something like forbessucks.com.

      They have/would have bought it.

      Registrant:
      Forbes, Inc.
      (DOM-1334284)
      60 Fifth Avenue
      New York, NY 10011 US

      Domain Name: forbessucks.com

      Registrar Name: Markmonitor.com
      Registrar Whois: whois.markmonitor.com
      Registrar Homepage: http://www.markmonitor.com

      Administrative Contact:
      Filipe Carreira
      (NIC-14324246)
      Forbes, Inc.
      60 Fifth Avenue
      New York, NY 10011 US

      --
      Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
    5. Re:UPS positive attitude by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Farmers reply to my site was a C&D letter threatening doom if I didn't run away. A few hours on findlaw and I'm fairly certain I'm in the clear. Too bad they (farmers) don't understand there is more to loose by being assholes. If they had let me be the site would have likely died when the 1 year registration ran out. Now I'm going to hold on to that domain like a bitter asshat forever. It's amazing how much you enjoy free speech and how much you under respected the first amendment until someone tries to take it away from you.

      -nB

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    6. Re:UPS positive attitude by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, unlike FedEx, they do tend to train people to drive the fork-lift before letting them loose in the warehouse. The last company I worked at had several servers, which we had configured for customers, lost due to this type of on the job training. Not once, but twice.

      --
      Necessity is the mother of invention.
      Laziness is the father.
    7. Re:UPS positive attitude by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      I sorta liked Verison's response, as opposed to all the other ones that said "we respect their opinions blah blah blah x% of customers are satisfied with our service blah blah blah we are striving to improve blah blah blah"

      Verison just said "That's bullshit" and left it at that. I don't know anything about this "50% of bills are innaccurate claim", but 50 is a ridiculously high number and it smells like BS to me. Just refreshing to see a company to stop making cookie-cutter replies and come out with that.

      --
      "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    8. Re:UPS positive attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit I can't vote on your site!!!

    9. Re:UPS positive attitude by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've only had one experience with UPS and it went very badly. The crux of the problem is the fact that I live in Canada and purchased an item on Ebay from an American. Two fur coats (muskrat & beaver) for $475 (that was the final bidding price.)

      When the seller shipped the package he wrote down the retail/market price on the package which was $1800. The UPS guy shows up at my door on a monday morning and tells me that I need to pay for the package, "How much ?" I asked.. $780.21.

      $780 for what ? huh ? He's telling me that he can take credit card.. So I sent him on his way and told him to keep it at the distribution center till I called my lawyer.

      The $780 wasn't customs/exise duties charged by the government, in fact my packaged slipped through without any duties applied.

      This is how UPS operates when they deliver a package from the U.S. into Canada. They have their own special levy that they call a "Brokers Fee." The brokers fee is based on the value of the package.. ie. $30 package/$16 brokers fee, $100 package/$45 brokers fee, etc. So in my case, the listed price of $1800 is converted to Canadian dollars and then a brokers fee (a percentage based on which price bracket it fits into) is applied..

      Even had the seller wrote down $475 on the package, which I paid, I would still be facing a brokers fee of over a $150.

      Unfortunately the seller, as i mentioned, wrote down the market value on the package and not the price I paid for it. The brokers fee doesn't make any god damn sense, FedEX/USPS/etc have never charged these fees... And here's UPS trying to extort money from me because they know I want my package .. I'm faced with the question if I Should or shouldn't pay the $780 for package ? Is it worth it?

      In the end I told them to ship it back, go fuck themselves and expect retribution in good time. I was out nearly $500 because of some insane brokers fee I was never told about to begin with.

      (You might be asking why I was out $500 if I had the package shipped back to the seller. I did ask him and he said it was okay, BUT when UPS showed up at his place, they decided to charge him as well... he told them to fuck off. So.. somewhere, UPS is holding two fur coats and a whole lot of my money. )

      Moral of the story: If you're Canadian and shop on Ebay.. ASK FOR YOUR PACKAGE TO BE SHIPPED BY FEDEX/USPS/ETC.. NEVER UPS, AVOID UPS AT ALL COSTS.

    10. Re:UPS positive attitude by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Agreed. International shipping with UPS isn't flash. Go with USPS for price or Fedex for speed/reliability.

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    11. Re:UPS positive attitude by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but unfortunately a lot of E-bay sellers like the ability to track parcels that UPS gives. I actually had them (incompetently) attempt to delivery 3 times to my rural Canadian address (and you could see that in the tracking log). Where in the purple hell they were trying to deliver it is anyone's guess... (There turned out to be a two digit transposition in the # on the road, but you'd think failing ONCE would clue you in because there WAS no such place, or you'd look at the name, look in the phonebook, and realize there is precisely ONE of me on the road, OR you might phone Canada post and they'd tell you since they know it backwards and forwards by several different versions since we used to be a Rural Route then got E911 and roads/numbers....).

      At any rate, they required my careful direction (including phoning UPS and getting them spun up to speed) to have any chance to deliver the damn thing. But lots of vendours still like them, as blisteringly inept as they are, because they provide that level of tracking of their ineptitude.

      And I *still* want to know what the subsequent two delivery runs were about... ("It wasn't there. There was no such place. Maybe if we try again, they'll have built it overnight!")

      Man, talk about not pulling from the deep end of the courier gene pool....

      --
      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    12. Re:UPS positive attitude by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      simple solution, send all international UPS packages as valued at $2.50

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      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    13. Re:UPS positive attitude by adam872 · · Score: 1

      My dealings with UPS has been overwhelmingly good. We have the same UPS guy deliver to our apartment building every day at nearly the same time. This is cool for a couple of reasons: he knows us and our neighbours, so won't give our package to the wrong person and if we have an idea that he'll be coming at a certain time, we can be home to receive the parcel. Added to that, the guy is nice to deal with.

    14. Re:UPS positive attitude by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      " Dammit I can't vote on your site!!!"

      Sorry 'bout that.
      Fixed. The site's only been up 20 days or so.
      -nB

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  16. How do they decide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether to go with 'sucks' or 'blows.' Are there corporate entities so bad they simultaneously suck and blow? Perhaps we need a new ascii value for not hearting something.

    1. Re:How do they decide? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Funny
      Whether to go with 'sucks' or 'blows.'

      Depends on the product, I guess. Saying that a vacuum sucks would be a compliment. So it blows. For a similar reason, a badly broken hairdryer sucks...

      If Microsoft ever made a product that wouldn't suck, it would be a vacuum cleaner!

    2. Re:How do they decide? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Are there corporate entities so bad they simultaneously suck and blow?

      Reminds me of the old joke:

      "--INSERT CORPORATE NAME HERE-- is like a fan. On one hand, they suck. On the other, they blow."

      Well, it's sort of a joke....

    3. Re:How do they decide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /3

    4. Re:How do they decide? by philkerr · · Score: 1

      There is the old Microsoft joke.....

      The only time a Microsoft product wouldn't suck would be if they made a vacuum cleaners.

    5. Re:How do they decide? by killa62 · · Score: 1

      but remember, air doesn't suck, and neither does science.

  17. They forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Adams Garden of Eatin, RIP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Setting up a web site wth ones factual experiences with the appropriate keywords often does the trick.

    Adam's RIP.
    ATT sinking fast.
    Moe's at Ansley struggling.

    But the biggest suckass of them all is Dunn and Bradstreet and their legalized 'extortion'.

    "you can't do business without Dunn and Bradstreet" says the little bitch who shows up without an appointment as she is sent on her way to harass their next 'victim'

  19. They forgot... by IgD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anti-slash.org!

    The site is outrageous. Apparenly a bunch of -1 posters got together and set it up. I think it's meant to be funny more than an attempt at serious criticism.

    1. Re:They forgot... by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 4, Funny

      We are in jihad against the editors of slashdot. We will not stop until our demands our met. Until that time, we will conduct civil disobedience on slashdot by constantly pointing out the editors' transgressions and discrediting slashdot as a news site.

      Yes...news site, one that reports everyone else's news. Plus, "editors' transgressions"? WTF? Like posting dupes? I mean, come on, that's never happened. And if it did, I'm sure at least one person would post about it.

      And under demands, The editors show journalistic integrity in the production of slashdot.

      hehehe

    2. Re:They forgot... by wootest · · Score: 1

      If these guys are even serious to begin with, they should stop demanding people's heads for things like *one broken HTML tag* in a story by CmdrTaco. He's posted how many hundreds of stories here now? Unless the creators of that site never *once* misspelled something during development and maintenance of their site, it's not only completely irrelevant badmouthing but downright hypocrisy.

    3. Re:They forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes...news site, one that reports everyone else's news.
      Um, isn't that what a news site is?
    4. Re:They forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      news.bbc.co.uk often reports news about the bbc...

    5. Re:They forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey everyone, for the final irony, let's slashdot it!

      http://anti-slash.org/

  20. Forbes Features an anti-microsoft site by jephthah · · Score: 0
    heres the quote Forbes pulls from the (representative?) Anti-microsoft website site

    What drug am I "on" you must be wondering? I am on the ecstasy that my laptop is mine, the toxin of Open Source. --- Oh yes, Baby! ---Sweet, sweet, sweet like candy after staying with a diabetic, sweet Linux.

    When Forbes confronted Microsoft about this, their reply was

    No Comment


    1. Re:Forbes Features an anti-microsoft site by kintarowins · · Score: 1

      I am the one quoted http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8 928

      I have trashed the forum twice abusing moderator privs, I posted that the other day after returning for the first time in something like 6 months.

      And I am representing them.

      Bahahahahahahahahhahahaha

  21. Where's Dell? by Hollins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised an anti-Dell site is not on the list.

    The experiences I have had lately from Dell in getting hardware repairs made under service contract are some of the worst experiences I have ever had dealing with any company. And I've talked to a number of folks who have had similar experiences.

    Ten years ago, Dell was one of my favorite companies.

    1. Re:Where's Dell? by hawk · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised an anti-Dell site is not on the list.

      What's sthe point?

      The purpose of those sites is to get the word out. *Everyone* knows someone who owns a Dell . . .

      "Dude, you've been Delled"

      For crying out loud, on this laptop, the case squaks when I typeo on the right-hand side of the keyboard, while the drive bay cocvers fell off of the big one in gthe first week . . . (no, i didn't have a choice of brands)

      hawk

    2. Re:Where's Dell? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Man, getting Dell to take me off their mailing list for catalogs was nearly a nightmare. I had to explain to the (I believe) Indian phone rep that I didn't want to be subscribed, I wanted to not be subscribed. Then he thought I was talking about an email list, rather than the physical magazine-style catalog, and told me I just had to click the 'unsubscribe' link. He kept asking for my customer number and I kept explaining that I didn't have one. Eventually he seemed to figure it out, though it's only been two weeks since the monthly catalog came, so we'll find out in another couple weeks whether he actually managed to get me off the list.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    3. Re:Where's Dell? by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
      Here Here!

      I usually build my own systems, but a couple of years ago my wife decided to buy a Dell. The power supply went wonky, and delivered massive overvoltage to every component in the case. Complete meltdown, no salvage.

      Customer service was nearly giggling with glee when they told me that I was TWO DAYS past the warranty expiration.

      They should have factored in the fact that, as a professional nerd, I have some influence over computer purchases. I will NEVER buy from them again and have cost them hundreds of additional sales, making that one of the most expensive desktops those jerks have sold.

    4. Re:Where's Dell? by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      I have a dell laptop, and for the last few months its been over heating big time, and the charger was dying. So a couple days ago I called their tech support line, and what do you know? My warranty had expired a few months ago (around when it had started), except heres the funny part: I had a 3 year warranty, and it's only been 1 year and a few months! So many times they kept screwing up the length of the warranty (then decided it was cancelled). Finally they got everything straighted out, and since I had on site service a few days later my laptop was repaired. Though I still have issues w/ the charger (it was replaced when it was repaired, then a new one arrived in the mail a few hours later haha). Once it starts getting annoying I'll have to call them up again.

      Dell's customer service didn't seem TOO bad (i.e. they seemed to be trying and not just 'uh... try restarting it... *click*'), though the machines they make tend to suck.

      I also won't ever buy from dell (or any other OEM when I have a choice).

    5. Re:Where's Dell? by Silentnite · · Score: 1

      Me-"Hello, can you help me figure out how to turn this -feature- of windows off?"
      Dell support-"Is it plugged in?"
      Me-"Yes, I just want to know how to turn this off"
      Dell support-"Is it covered under warrenty?"
      Me-"YES I just bought it, how do I turn this off?"
      Dell support-"Is it turned on?"
      Me-"Hm.. Let me check... Does this light on the front mean anything. And what about the fact that Im checking my email?"
      Dell support-"Well hit the power button and reset it"
      Me-"NO, Just tell me how to turn this feature off."
      Dell support-"Is it under warrenty?"
      Me-"I believe I just covered this"
      *CLICK* As they hang up on me
      Calling back:
      Me-"Hello, you just hung up on me, can you help me turn off this feature?"
      Dell support-"Is it covered under warrenty?"
      Me-"Yes, PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME OR TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
      Dell support-"We will have to transfer you back to america. Please hold for 20 minutes and listen to yanni"
      Me-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
      Dell support(from america)-"Hello, just go into your user panel and open up services. Double click on the icon and clear out the box. Have a nice day"
      Me-"WTF?"

      And then I had to install AOL. *SIGH*

    6. Re:Where's Dell? by kidrupe · · Score: 1

      It all depends on what you buy, there home line is crap, but you get what you pay for.

    7. Re:Where's Dell? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      The crapiness of Dell is very, very known. When you buy a Dell, it's like you buy in the 99 cent store. You go for the cheap crap.
      I bought a Latitude from a frind who got it from his workplace. He's a Dell fan (yes, they do exist), and even he admitted it wass SO crappy, I got TWO Latitudes for the price of one, one of them being the "spare parts computer". The spare parts Latitude gave a LOT of parts to the one in use, as they gradually failed over time:Screen lock hinge (this broke 1 week into the ownership, Dell had a policy of sending out new ones in metal insttead of plastic), harddrive, upper body plastic shell, keyboard, lower body plastic shell, RAM, battery (I had four!) and CD drive were he parts that went from the spare parts Latitude to the in-use Latitude in a period of one year.

      Now I own a PowerBook. It's not perfect, but it is a hell of a lot better.

    8. Re:Where's Dell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cause their employees are really irritable after their pot got taken away.

    9. Re:Where's Dell? by hawk · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the Latitude D800 laptiop is a home liine or not; it's the standard issue for faculty in Penn State's Commonwealth college.

      The other machine (the one that dropped its front door in the first week) is most definitely not a hgome machine--it's a dual xeon server with 15krpm scsi drives.

      hawk

    10. Re:Where's Dell? by dlZ · · Score: 1

      I own a computer repair shop and Dell is horrible to customers when it comes to being a day or two past warranty. Yet if I call on their behalf, Dell will bend over backwards, maybe thinking we'll recommend people buy their systems. Of course I don't, we have our own systems we'd prefer to sell.

      And I've seen so many Dell's fried for reasons like yours. Many times they're only a few months old, too!

      Only company I can say I've never had a return issue with was Western Digital. I've had them take care of many drives past warranty as long as it wasn't too long past. Longest they went was 6 months, because the customer had no idea he even had such a warranty on the drive till I gave it a shot and call on his behalf.

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    11. Re:Where's Dell? by MotoJojo · · Score: 1

      Yours also squeaks? I thought I was the only one. AAAaaaaggghhh1!!!!! Now it's got me laughing uncontrollably as I type!!! ROTFL!!!! MAKE IT STOOOooooooP!!!!

    12. Re:Where's Dell? by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      How long of a warranty did you buy?

      Not trying to sound like some marketoid or something, but your warranty expired. What makes you entitled to anything other than them saying, "Uh, well, you're out of warranty-- sucks for you!"?

      My warranty went out on my iPaq PDA last year. 5 days later, it wouldn't turn on, I think it was a bad logic board. Know what? I was screwed, plain and simple. The manufacturer is not bound to do anything once the warranty expires.

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    13. Re:Where's Dell? by Java+Ape · · Score: 1
      You are correct, there is no legal obligation for them to honor a warranty past the expiration date. Although on something as flagrant as this (Poof, cloud of smoke, and a slagged heap of melted components) most companies will bend the rules a bit.

      No, my anger stems from the fact that the help desk was not interested in helping. They came up with several improbable causes for the problem "Did you have anti-virus software installed, Mr Briggs?" (I'd love to write a virus that literally melts the computer, pretty cool huh?) They were smug and entirely too pleased with themselves when they discovered that my warranty had indeed expired. Then they had the gall to connect me to the "out-of-warrenty parts department" who told me that for about twice what a new dell would cost, they could sell me the proprietary parts to fix my smoking slag heap. Strangely enough, my next call was to new egg!

      Dell complied with the letter of the law -- in much the same way that slum-lords and payday-loan places comply with the letter of the law. I have no legal complaint, but I find them unethical and morally objectionable. One advantage of a free society is that I don't need to ever do business with them again AND, as long as I don't distort the facts, I am free to try to persuade others to avoid them as well.

  22. Capitulation Scheme: by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    That's where they come up with bizarre revenge plots that wouldn't make it into a B-movie because it's too far-fetched. You know, like setting up porno screensavers at Suck-Mart, changing the passwords, then announcing a special on computers over the PA.

    Generally, it's what they'd love to do but don't have the guts (nor inclination to spend years in jail / debt) to actually follow through.

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    1. Re:Capitulation Scheme: by jd · · Score: 1

      A capitulation scheme is either a plan to surrender the moment the lawyers are called in, or a program written in Scheme to temporarily shut the site down if it gets Slashdotted.

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  23. Re:capitulation scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would be FrenchArmySucks.com.

    Would this be before or after the French helped your sorry asses defeat the British so you could actually become your own country?

  24. Capitulation on Wikipedia by asoap · · Score: 3, Funny
    Capitulation according to wikipedia

    I guess this is the point where jokes about France start, or *cough* viet nam *cough*.

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    1. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      I guess this is the point where jokes about France start, or *cough* viet nam *cough*.

      France or Viet Nam? Didn't France lead the way there, by capitulating in Viet Nam roughly 20 years before we did?

      France and Viet Nam would make more sense.

    2. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by Sique · · Score: 1

      The U.S. didn't actually surrender in Vietnam, they called it a Truce and withdrew their troups. Your mileage may vary, but this is the official version. :)

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    3. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      well france surrendered to japan, germany, vietnam in that order.

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    4. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by hawk · · Score: 1

      Well given that the basic sequence of the withdrawal was to the effect that we announced we were leaving, they refused to let us out, and that we bombed them into submission . . .

      The real tragedy of Viet Nam was that as a military operation, it was a complete success. Our troops did *exactly* what they were supposed to do. The problem is that that was usesless . . .

      hawk

    5. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      you know the danger of linking to wikipedia is anyone can replace you link with goatse and a few readers will actually see it.

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    6. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what the French did, too?

      Call it what you want, but the United States flat out lost the war in Vietnam.

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    7. Re:Capitulation on Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros"

      because, you know, two wrongs make a right!

  25. Capitulation scheme by windowpain · · Score: 1

    When I was writing this I was going to comment that the writer probably meant "capitalization scheme," meaning the way some people capitalize Random Words in their Posts.

    But then I figured maybe he was referring to what the site makers want in return for tearing down their sites (i.e., how they expect the enemy corporation to capitulate).

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  26. nothing like a bit of rage by loraksus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although, to be fair, a bunch of these companies have recurring issues.
    Paypal, with its "we can suspend your account and you can't do fuckal about it, hooray, we get to keep your money". Allstate, with it's "musical chair claims adjusters".
    Don't even get me started about UAL.
    It isn't like people don't know about the shady shit these companies do, it happens pretty often, and if the company is a bunch of shits, contacting the BBB won't get you anywhere. State attorney generals haven't stepped in either in the cases of most of these companies.
    I interviewed at UPS and we did a tour, a monitor fell off a conveyor belt. Everyone heard the tube pop, and the crash of glass, but one of the employees just tossed it back as if nothing had happened. As we were walking away, we heard another one drop and the sound of smashing glass.
    Un-fucking-believable.

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    1. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I interviewed at UPS and we did a tour, a monitor fell off a conveyor belt. Everyone heard the tube pop, and the crash of glass, but one of the employees just tossed it back as if nothing had happened.

      That sucks, but the person that shipped these monitors should have put them in boxes.

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    2. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Trespass · · Score: 1

      UPS should be pronounced 'oops'.

    3. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by soupdevil · · Score: 1

      UPS handles shipping for our (small) company. If they damage a package they call us immediately, so that we can reship. Damage claims are processed promptly.

    4. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by hawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Years ago, I had an ehman monitor--back when a 19" display was gargantuan.

      I apparently had an early one, too. The developer discount was great ($600 instead of $900, including the controller car [yes, it was 1-bit]), but . . .

      Eventaully, it had a problem. Flyback transformer, iirc.

      So I called.

      "No problem. Just send it back in the original shipper carton."
      "There was not carton."
      "pardon?"
      "It came on a shipping pallete with a huge cardboard wrapped around and a cardboard boxtop."
      "Oh. One of *those*. just send it back in whatever."

      I could almsot hear him shudderingover the phone . . .

    5. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Paypal, with its "we can suspend your account and you can't do fuckal about it, hooray, we get to keep your money".

      My workaround to this problem is simple: don't store money in PayPal. Transfer it out to a real bank account or get them to cut you a check. PayPal is not a bank and should not be used as such.

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    6. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Years ago, I had an ehman monitor--back when a 19" display was gargantuan.

      Ahhh, memory lane.

      When AutoCAD went from R13 to R14 I bought a 21" Hitachi (Accuvue UX6821, I think - company money, not mine) and the price was about $3.5K CAN. It's pretty amazing what you can get these days monitor-wise for that amount of money; almost 4 22" near-top-line Mitsubishis, for example.

    7. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was working for UPS long ago and witnessed the same thing. Loading Gateway monitors into the belly (mind you we're 7 or so feet off te tarmac)of one of their planes this rather beat up box comes up the belt covered in stickers, with one corner bashed in. The guy who I was working with looked at me and said "Gee, that looks like the one I dropped out of the belly last week...
      Why I never ship UPS...

    8. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by stor · · Score: 1

      Everyone heard the tube pop, and the crash of glass, but one of the employees just tossed it back as if nothing had happened. As we were walking away, we heard another one drop and the sound of smashing glass.
      Un-fucking-believable.


      Oh stop your bloody whinging: you still get all the bits ;)

      Cheers
      Stor

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      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    9. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      The problem here comes when paypal negative-izes your balance, and someone you havent warned yet sends you money. The money goes poof. I lost two auction site accounts (due to 'fraud') because of this.

    10. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      We ( ram gear manufacturing ram-gear.com)shipped a gear from alice texas, to illinois. The first part was shipped standard ground, they lost it, we sent one 2nd day air, they lost it, so after the third part ( not one we stocked, 3 24 hour days in one week) The part went through. Their excuse was the proximity to christmas ( first week of december). They would not pay us for the second lost part, as they said we had 2 claims in 3 months ( it was actually 3 days.) Costumer was pissed, so we started using FedEX, costs a little more, but its cheaper in the long run.

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    11. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by edb · · Score: 1


      UPS should be pronounced 'oops'.


      It is.

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    12. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by kidrupe · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, maybe they do that for everyone elses own good. Think about that or can you?

    13. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by KontinMonet · · Score: 1

      Re your sig. I find the most annoying word in advertising history is "Introducing...". After the ad has been running for years.

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      Did he inhale?
    14. Re:nothing like a bit of rage by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Apparently I'm smarter than you to realize that PayPal isn't a bank, and although they encourage you to keep a balance with them, they don't purport themselves to be a bank.

      Idiot.

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  27. Bile Blog for telling Java like it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should have been on there, even if the subject matter is narrow:
    http://www.jroller.com/page/fate

    A sample: http://www.jroller.com/page/fate/20040818#alphawor ks_is_a_scam

    "IBM's interest in java is predominantly due to Websphere. That delightful tool that IBM KNOWS is nothing more than a very big wankstain on the no longer so virginal application server market. IBM might be full of dimwits and dullards, but they certainly know that to sell websphere, they must avoid all technical people and ensure they only sell to sales/upper management/marketoids, because they're the group that's too detached from the crapulence to know any better."

    Beautiful.

  28. Re:capitulation scheme by winkydink · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    2 words: Marshall Plan

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  29. Fighting the good fight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't list Radio Shack Sucks. RSS was instrumental in organizing a class action against RadioShack, and in response RadioShack tried to lawyer them to death.

    1. Re:Fighting the good fight... by Cyberop5 · · Score: 1

      Posting negatives about a company helps. My small ISP was giving me some crappy service, so I sent them a letter and posted a copy of it and their reply on my site. A few weeks later, coincidently after a few searches from google on their name from their computers, they upgraded from a copper T1 to fiber and the service has been great.

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      Jack: "Who doesn't??"
    2. Re:Fighting the good fight... by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Informative
      RSS was instrumental in organizing a class action against RadioShack, and in response RadioShack tried to lawyer them to death.
      Looks like they pretty much suceeded. RSS have agreed to be "restrained from soliciting clients on behalf of, or providing hyperlinks to, any law firm to persue legal claims against RadioShack", to not "defame RadioShack or its employees (this includes a prohibition against posting pictures of any RadioShack employees)", to "require all visitors to such website relating to RadioShack to first click through and agree to abide by the terms of this Agreed Judgement and Permanent Injunction before entering such site", and a bunch of other clauses.
    3. Re:Fighting the good fight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet baby Lenin in a can, that's quite possibly the worst designed page I've EVER seen!

    4. Re:Fighting the good fight... by geomon · · Score: 1

      Looks like they pretty much suceeded.

      Um, I don't see it that way. I think they are still operating the site, with the URL RadioShackSucks.com.

      The only thing they are prohibited from doing is what is already illegal anyhow.

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    5. Re:Fighting the good fight... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Um, I don't see it that way. I think they are still operating the site, with the URL RadioShackSucks.com.
      They're operating the site, yes, but not in the way they were. For one thing there are "for" and "against" forums. There's a forum for employees to complain about customers! I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case before they got slapped down. For another, they have to show all visitors the court agreement that states "Defendant RSS represents to the Court that RadioShack is entitled to the permanent injunctive relief sought". I.e. RSS caved to RS' demands, short of shutting down entirely. Note also their rule:
      No libelous remarks or "flaming" towards anyone, unless they can be verified with a link to a legitimate news source or court case.
      So you can't post anything disparraging to RS unless you can back it up with a link to a news story or court case. Your own experiences with RS are not for discussion if they can be construed to be libelous.

      Take a look at the threads in "Customer Complaints". One is an open apology from a customer who acted badly. Another is a post making fun of someones complaint against RS to the BBB. There are only five threads, including the admin one. Maybe the "Against Radio Shack" forum is better, but I wouldn't know because you have to be registered just to view it.

      Do you really think RSS are operating the site in the same way they were before the suit?

      The only thing they are prohibited from doing is what is already illegal anyhow.
      Really? They can't organise or even link to any further class action suits, but that's not illegal.
    6. Re:Fighting the good fight... by geomon · · Score: 1

      For one thing there are "for" and "against" forums. There's a forum for employees to complain about customers!

      I didn't see anything in the agreement that requires them to do this. Perhaps they are trying to be a bit more balanced?

      No libelous remarks or "flaming" towards anyone, unless they can be verified with a link to a legitimate news source or court case.

      Again, this is not only reasonable, but with the exception of "flaming" (squishy term at best), libel has always been an actionable offense.

      So you can't post anything disparraging to RS unless you can back it up with a link to a news story or court case.

      Considering the crap that people post in the name of the First Amendment, I don't consider that to be offensive.

      If I were a company and I read on some website that my employees killed babies and cooked them in a stew pot, I would be enraged and would probably sue the site too. I haven't gone to archive.org and read the previous website, but there are plenty of sites with dodgy allegations that cannot be supported with any evidence, posted as though it were a fact.

      our own experiences with RS are not for discussion if they can be construed to be libelous.

      I guess that would have to be tested in court, wouldn't it? There is nothing in the injuction that prohibits me from posting my own experiences with Radio Shack on my own website, it there?

      Do you really think RSS are operating the site in the same way they were before the suit?

      No, but maybe that is because the site operator may have provided no guidance before and the site got out of control. Take a look at the other links in the Forbes article. None of these site carry an injuction against anything that has been posted and I would guess that is because the moderator takes action against unsubstantiated charges and obviously libelous materials.

      They can't organise or even link to any further class action suits, but that's not illegal.

      It is illegal in some jurisdictions to solicit for legal services unless you practice law. For those of you who were born after 1974, it was at one time considered unprofessional, but not illegal, to advertise legal services AT ALL. What the site operators may have gotten themselves into is a case where unmoderated views were being posted and these were used as a hammer to gain certain concessions from them through the threat of a lawsuit. Radio Shack could not legally stop RSS from engaging in a discussion about how shitty their company is, but after a few libelous postings were uncovered it left RSS exposed to suits that trimmed any right they had to organize class actions.

      They could organized class actions, but that may expose them to litigation due to posts that may be actionable.

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    7. Re:Fighting the good fight... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      No, but maybe that is because the site operator may have provided no guidance before and the site got out of control. Take a look at the other links in the Forbes article. None of these site carry an injuction against anything that has been posted and I would guess that is because the moderator takes action against unsubstantiated charges and obviously libelous materials.
      This is the crux of it. RSS are no longer "fighting the good fight". The poster I originally replied to implied that RSS had all but won the suit bought against them by RS. It is quite clear that they did no such thing. They caved, and now they operate a site that is at least severely curtailed in terms of their original purpose, and at most virtually pro-RS. The RS lawyers got what they wanted. They won. Are you really debating that?

      None of the other sites on the Forbes list are so weak in their stand against the companies they stand against. In terms of Forbes' scoring, I'd give RSS:

      Ease Of Use - 2 - You have to log in to even view the "Against Radio Shack" forum.
      Updates - 4 - The discussion boards seem active, at least.
      # Of Posts - 3 - A reasonable number of posts.
      Hostility Level - 1 - From what I can see there is no hostility. In fact it seems to be forbidden by the site's rules.
      Relevance - 1 - RadioShack employees complaining about customers? How is that relevant to an anti-RadioShack site?
      Entertainment Value - 1 - Who wants to go to "RadioShackSucks" and then see pro-RS stuff?

  30. propa gramer? by bairy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Note that we substantially cleaned up some of the posts, editing out odd capitulation schemes, iffy grammar and plain incoherence

    Perhaps one day Slashdot will steal some of those editors and do that with submissions - well, it's a dream anyway

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    1. Re:propa gramer? by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

      You kidding? If they filtered out plain incoherence, there'd be nothing left to post!

    2. Re:propa gramer? by Silentnite · · Score: 1

      Edeetoors? Whoot R thoos?

      B3sides \/\/3 r all 1335 posters here. Why need we a speel checker.

      Or as Ralph wiggum said:
      Me fail English? Thats unpossible.

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  31. we actually have one for the company I work for... by rogabean · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And it's actually company policy that anyone accessing it from work is to be terminated.

    But it's over 5 years going strong on the (mycompany)sucks.com site...

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  32. How so? by glrotate · · Score: 1

    We've got 1000's of Dell PCs. AFAIK when a drive crashes or a MB fails one is overnighted without much grief. I believe Dell is highly regarded for their excellent Tech Support. We don't use their servers, so I can't comment on that side of things.

    1. Re:How so? by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 1

      Their TS has gone to the crapper in the last three years. Especially on systems that you don't pay for their "Gold" support on. However, if you have "thousands" of Dell PC's, then most likely you have on-site techs that are Dell certified and can get their replacement stuff without contacting dell. Most don't have that luxury. As many of my cohorts have said lately, "Dell Smells."

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    2. Re:How so? by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      Dell's end-user tech support is crap. Their business tech support is FAR better. That's the difference.

    3. Re:How so? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because you (and I) have thousands of Dell PCs. You're not under the same service contract, or even talking to the same service personnel, as a home user.

    4. Re:How so? by adam872 · · Score: 1

      For desktop and laptops, the service is fine. For servers, however, their support stinks. They send out techs who know only how to replace a part and nothing about hardware troubleshooting or any of that stuff I have become used to with Sun, SGI, IBM, HP et al. Pay peanuts and get monkeys, I guess. We used to buy Dell servers but have switched to HPQ these days. The hardware is better quality and the after sales services is pretty good too.

  33. If Windows(TM) sucked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Windows(TM) sucked at least it would be good for something.

  34. Paypal by glrotate · · Score: 1

    I always found it funny that people were actually willing to give some website their bank account information and let them handle their money. I think suckers are the word I would use to describe them.

    1. Re:Paypal by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Heh heh heh. Yeah, that kills me. Giving credit card information to some e-commerce site.

      I only have one credit card, for emergencies, and the only people I've trust with it so far with is that greasy 16 year old stoner at the gas station and the 6.55/hour cashier at the Mega Lo Mart. MUCH safer and trustworthy than the Internet.

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  35. bad writing by fermion · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    People always complain about the writing on /. Sure it has some spelling errors, some agreement problem, and many split infinitives, which, of course, is the fault of Star Trek, but generally the writing is quite adequate and readable.

    But the writing on walmartblows just makes my head hurt. These are adults, some say with children, and the writing is at about a 6th grade level. I know for a fact that most teachers don't write this bad. I know for a fact that most teachers try to guide students to better writing. Reading the site i was hard pressed to find a single coherent thought. And these are Americans.

    I hate to say it, but thank god for walmart because I do not know where else these people could work. No wonder they make nothing. They probably wasted the free education that America provides and then had delusions that someone would give them a high paying job while allowing them to continue to do nothing.

    I generally don't shop at walmart, and generally make myself annoying when I do. I wish it would go away. But reading these writing samples just make me wonder if it the simple inability of Americans to aspire to be something more than workers that makes the domination of walmart inevitable.

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  36. Crappy Tire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Canada, Canadian Tire actually bought out a corporate hate site that was really gathering steam - www.crappytire.com.

    It was a real dilemma for them; buy it out and implicitly acknowledge that the site was pissing them off, or try to ignore the dreadful press that this guy was generating. They went with the former, though it must have hurt to have to register a nasty play on your corporation's name.

    BTW, Canadian Tire is just awful - ask any Canadian.

    1. Re:Crappy Tire by Megawatt-hour · · Score: 1
      BTW, Canadian Tire is just awful - ask any Canadian.

      Okay, I'll bite. I'm Canadian and I've never had any problem with them at all. What's so bad about Canadian Tire? (No, I don't work there.)

    2. Re:Crappy Tire by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      Those ridiculously annoying ads with that bearded guy. That's what's wrong with them. ;)

    3. Re:Crappy Tire by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      BTW, Canadian Tire is just awful - ask any Canadian.

      Worse than awful, they're as bad as Walmart.

      For example, they forced 3M to reduce the glue and paper in their masking tape so they could sell it cheaper than anyone else (cheaper to make). As a result the frigging stuff doesn't even work.

      That's just one example, but they try to do those things with any product they can. Same label and product code, but different product.

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  37. What about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americansblow.com??? Stop trying to take over the world!!!

    1. Re:What about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have that. Google for Michael Moore's homepage. While the information may not be accurate, its good entertainment nonetheless.

    2. Re:What about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pssh, everyone else got to have their turn, let us have ours

    3. Re:What about?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "Bigoted People Blow"?

      Your pathetic generalization of "Americans" definately blows...

  38. Walmart-blows Stats by MattJakel · · Score: 1
    From walmart-blows.com:

    This website went live in late November, 2003. As of today, this website has had over 42,000 unique visitors from over 58 different countries!

    They're going to have to significantly update those figures...

    1. Re:Walmart-blows Stats by SimplePaul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, to 42,003 after a few Slashdot readers actually read TFA ;)

    2. Re:Walmart-blows Stats by jd · · Score: 1

      Depends. Visitors are reptilian aliens, and there might not be more than 42,000 unique Visitors left on the planet.

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  39. Its the same for anti-gov websites too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I created a website that attacked my school district. They tried to discipline me, sabotage my computer access, intimdate me with lawyers, and harass me with school police. All for creating a website at home!

    Anything that is a perceived threat to someone's power will not be taken lightly, as I discovered.

    1. Re:Its the same for anti-gov websites too by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      I created a website that attacked my school district.

      Wanna hear something funny? Your parents are paying killer property taxes for you to attend that school. BWAA-HA-HA-HA! Make sure you tell them about your little protest site as they pay their property tax bill each year. I'm sure they'll enjoy the irony of you attacking a school that they are funding with a noticeable chunk of their take-home pay.

      :^)

    2. Re:Its the same for anti-gov websites too by el_chicano · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They tried to discipline me, sabotage my computer access, intimdate me with lawyers, and harass me with school police.
      Sounds very familar to me: Houston Community College managed to get a bogus trespass injunction slapped on me and used their campus police force to harass me after I filed a Whistleblower lawsuit against them.

      The state District Court judge handling my Whistleblower case agreed with me that my anti-HCC website was protected by the First Amendment of the US Constitution so that website is still online: Houston Community College Sucks!

      As an aside, it was really hilarious seeing the a State District Court judge examine a photoshopped picture of HCC Chancellor Bruce Leslie in a Nazi uniform leading his HCC stormtroopers which I called HCC Uber Alles.

      Even though I did not get my job back and eventually had to drop my Whistleblower lawsuit because I was broke and could not afford a lawyer, setting up the website really opened up my eyes, i.e., since HCC sucked so much why in Hell was I trying to get my old job back?
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    3. Re:Its the same for anti-gov websites too by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      Well, they'd be paying that same property tax regardless. If you're talking about tuition to a private school, that's a different story.

  40. UPS Anecdote by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I interviewed at UPS and we did a tour, a monitor fell off a conveyor belt. Everyone heard the tube pop, and the crash of glass, but one of the employees just tossed it back as if nothing had happened. As we were walking away, we heard another one drop and the sound of smashing glass. Un-fucking-believable.

    I once worked in the shipping/logistics business and while that may have shocked and disappointed you, it's standard practice. Even a broken CRT must first be delivered before a claim can be filed on it. Sounds bizzare? Why should it? Distribution hubs aren't the portion of a large organization like UPS to handle damage, they just move the stuff, unless as happened at one of our hubs, the cartons themselves are damaged. (Someone lowered a fork on top of a pallet of Sun servers, rookies, sheesh.)

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    1. Re:UPS Anecdote by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Well, I totally agree with the premise that it must be delivered first, but I was more surprised that 2 monitors in under 3 or so minutes just got smashed and everyone just went about what they were doing as if nothing had happened.
      I guess getting an employee to drag x package off to the "broken stuff" pile would be more trouble than it is worth.

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    2. Re:UPS Anecdote by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I guess getting an employee to drag x package off to the "broken stuff" pile would be more trouble than it is worth.

      It honestly would.

      There were far worse things that have happened by pretty much any shipping service you could think of.

      I've heard of boxes containing new computers, left on the front porch of a house, in a driving rainstorm (won't say who did that one.)

      I was stunned when a new bicycle, which I'd paid $3K for was just left on my doorstep, without even requesting the required signature.

      Someone else did likewise with a new telescope. Unbelievable!

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    3. Re:UPS Anecdote by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So why isn't there a little sticker they can put next to the address: "Note, this package was accidentally dropped in shipping, please inspect it carefully. Our apologies for any damages." And the driver can live a little instruction sheet on how to file a claim (in this computer age it could be printed in the truck, and have all the tracking numbers on it already). You know they will have to do it, anyway, so you can at least make it as painless as you can.

      Perfect no drop shipping is ideal, but accidents happen.

    4. Re:UPS Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because UPS really stands for Under Paid Slavery. I will be going there to sort tonight, and believe me, I am AMAZED that ANYTHING EVER makes it through the sort unscathed. Between unloading, several levels of sorting, and loading for the next leg of the trip, every package gets several opportunities to be dropped, ripped open, caught in a jam, thrown, or otherwise mutilated. The only thing the supervisors care about is production, keep those boxes moving! Stop to slap a sticker on a damaged box? HAH! Unless it is open or leaking, its going to keep going.

    5. Re:UPS Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAH, rookie. If you see something open or leaking, you make sure that you get rid of it as quick as possible. Let the outbounds deal with.

    6. Re:UPS Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because then they essentially admit guilt. This gives room for the recipient to go after THEM. Otherwise, there's no way for them to "know" that it wasn't damaged before it arrived at UPS.

  41. Verizon's response is... odd. by loggia · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What's really pathetic is not Verizon but this sort of lame Web site..."

    This is as almost as good as T-Mobile saying last week that "The silver lining of this Paris Hilton thing is it is an opportunity for customers to take further steps to protect their data."

    1. Re:Verizon's response is... odd. by N3Z · · Score: 1

      "What's really pathetic is not Verizon but this sort of lame Web site..."

      I was surprised that Verizon attacked the site.

      The other eight were able to show some restraint when dealing with unhappy customers. That makes an interesting statement about Verizon.

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  42. Verizon's "Professional" Response by ap0 · · Score: 1
    I found their response amusing:
    "What's really pathetic is not Verizon but this sort of lame Web site. In this day and age, anyone with a gripe can put up a Web site and make outrageous claims as the authors of this one did."
  43. Mostly large cities? by Caeda · · Score: 1

    Why does it always seem to be large cities that people are making these complaints from?

    Half the time when I find/read a site complaining about some company it's customer complaints about the service in blah blah megatropolis...

    Do all these people really not put it together in their heads that it's the local store they go to that sucks, not the whole company?

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    1. Re:Mostly large cities? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      When a local store is screwed up, it is often because of corporate policy and procedures. Headquarters tells them who to hire, what to sell, how to sell it, how to service the product and how to deal with complaints.

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  44. Re:we actually have one for the company I work for by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    Wow. With a policy like that I can see why there's a sucks.com site for it. Not a bad thing to check out if there's a sucks site for a prospective employer before starting employment.

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  45. www.ticketbastard.com by Control-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone had that name a few years ago, looks like it's down now. They're still bastards.

    1. Re:www.ticketbastard.com by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      Is this what you're looking for? Seems to have the right content... it may just be someone else's story though.

      http://www.fantasyland.com/ticketbastard/

  46. Re:we actually have one for the company I work for by jd · · Score: 1

    Terminated, not just dismissed... Ulp! Glad I don't work for THAT company! (* Pictures management doing Terminator 2 impressions *)

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  47. Re:capitulation scheme by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

    There's nothing lamer than glib assessments of the French.

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  48. Caputization by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    An "odd capitulation scheme" might go:

    1: Set up corporate hate website
    2: Demand payoff to comply with corporate "Cease and Desist" order
    3: PROFIT!
    4: Go unexpectedly dark during editing of Forbes article about you

    This is not to be confused with an "odd capitalization scheme", except by your shady accountant.

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  49. A good way to deal with such sites by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work for an ISP. (Won't name it for reasons that will be obvious.) We had a hate-site set up by a former employee with a grudge. When we learned about it, it got lots of hits because we all had to take a look at it. I never heard anybody at work agree with the site, but nobody thought we should do anything about it. Then, the owner changed the site to look almost exactly like our own home page. In short order, he'd gotten a letter from our lawyers, telling him to change his site's appearance to one that didn't mimic ours so exactly. He did, and posted a big complaint about it. From then on, he kept his site looking at least a little differnt from ours and we ignored him. It's been years since I've visited it, but I'll bet it's still there, and my former employers still don't care.

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    1. Re:A good way to deal with such sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait - you aren't naming the ISP because it should be obvious?

      Common, if you really want to keep it a secret omit the link to your EARTHLINK hosted personal page, where you state that you worked for EARTHLINK for 7.5 years.....

      As an even more amusing aside, earthlinksucks.com is a re-direct to earthlink -- earthlinksucks.net used to be the real hate site. Guess who bought it?

    2. Re:A good way to deal with such sites by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      So wait - you aren't naming the ISP because it should be obvious?

      No, I didn't want to name it because I didn't want to be too obvious about which ISP I worked at. Most Slashdotters never bother to check poster's websites, so most of them wouldn't be able to figure it out. I don't care if an occasional poster has the sense to check, but I didn't think it right to come right out with it.

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  50. oh, now I get it by hawk · · Score: 1
    *slaps forehead*

    The tenth site was about the french military!

    :)
    hawk

  51. The Suits Are Clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So, the suits are just discovering that pissed-off individuals can shout their dissatisfaction through the megaphone of the world-wide-web?

    Cripes, it explains so much. Hey, you expense-account leeches, welcome to 1997!

  52. A more constructive thing by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

    would be for people to put together websites talking in the abstract about what to avoid in various transactions such as:

    For car dealerships: Be careful that the final contract ACTUALLY specifies the number figures and rates you spent half an hour negotiating. Usually they blanket it in so many reams of paper and restate it (APR, per year rather than per month etc) so that most of the time you don't catch it.

    Moving companies: They're ALL thieves. They use too much packing material, give you a lowball "estimate" that's "guaranteed" right up to the moment you put your stuff on their truck at which point they jack it up, and hold yer stuff hostage (and this isn't flybynigotovitch, this is one of the most well known / respected companies in the biz)

    rather than crap on a particular company in a specific instance.

    Oh, and while on the subject, A company whose name sounds suspiciously like "Sally Total Hipness" who's been PIMPSLAPPED by the SEC for multiple violations of law (bait and switch etc) have this neat trick in which they portray a "membership" as a contract but in actual fact it's a loan, and as such you're on the hook to repay it completely and can never get out of it.
    Never even enter their foul smelling, poorly maintained dens of bait and switch and hucksterism. Their business model is "sign em up and kick em out - but they're still forced to keep paying us."

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    1. Re:A more constructive thing by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Oh, and while on the subject, A company whose name sounds suspiciously like "Sally Total Hipness" who's been PIMPSLAPPED by the SEC for multiple violations of law (bait and switch etc) have this neat trick in which they portray a "membership" as a contract but in actual fact it's a loan, and as such you're on the hook to repay it completely and can never get out of it.

      They've been pulling scams on their customers for over 30 years. Every so often they get sued, sign a consent agreement, and promise to be good. Then they go off and invent another way to rip off their customers.

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    2. Re:A more constructive thing by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

      Actually, they rip off people the same way over and over again. Just goes to show the SEC has no real teeth.

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  53. um... by Run4yourlives · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I suggest you go to walmart someday... as an educational field trip.

    I know of one nearby in a posh neighbourhood. It's still manages to attract folk that wouldn't be out of place on a Jerry Springer episode.

    Seriously... it's quite an experience.

    1. Re:um... by Dijital · · Score: 1

      On a local radio station here in Dallas, one of the morning show guys, a comedian, gave his theory on Wal-Marts... made me laugh my ass off. He said:

      "You know, I have a theory about Wal-Marts. I think aliens are running them and using them to clone rednecks under there. Ever notice that when a new Wal-Mart opens, the redneck population shoots up rapidly? Take a look at our president. Doesn't he look like an alien? I mean, he doesn't speak the language very well, makes weird facial expressions..."

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    2. Re:um... by waferhead · · Score: 1

      I SHOP at Wal-Mart you insensitive clod!

  54. Evil thoughts by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 0

    > And it's actually company policy that anyone accessing it from work is to be terminated.

    Hmmm... I can think of some interesting things to do on a stroll through suitville at lunchtime (wearing gloves).
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  55. How do we know? by sapped · · Score: 1

    Administrative Contact:
    Filipe Carreira
    (NIC-14324246)
    Forbes, Inc.


    How do we know that Filipe isn't a disgruntled employee waiting to take the company down from the inside?

    1. Re:How do we know? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      How do we know that Filipe isn't a disgruntled employee waiting to take the company down from the inside?

      If he is, he's certainly established a good front. He currently owns almost all the variations of "forbes" and "sucks" (including this article's "from the X department", forbesucks.com). Though he somehow missed forbessucks.org. As interesting as it sounds, I don't think I'll bother adding it to my collection.

      Actually, the tipoff that it's not just a potentially disgruntled employee comes from another whois detail, the registrar:

      "With a dedicated account approach, MarkMonitor's multilingual staff registers all gTLDs (general top level domains) and over 200 ccTLDs (country code top level domains). The MarkMonitor staff has a thorough understanding of ccTLD registration and local presence requirements, taking the guesswork out of the equation."

      That's an awful lot of work to hide an evil plot... but then, maybe Filipe is *really* disgruntled.

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    2. Re:How do we know? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      How do we know that Filipe isn't a disgruntled employee waiting to take the company down from the inside?
      Because it's registered to Forbes Inc, and not Filipe Carreira?
  56. Too negative by bryan8m · · Score: 0

    All those sites are way too negative, and I don't enjoy reading websites about people who express their hate like the Wal-Mart sucks site or PapPalSucks. All the hate really destroys their credibility in my opinion.

  57. the #1 corporate hate website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot.org

  58. Sweet by Headcase88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is the perfect compliment to go with the new article on The Best Page in the Universe.

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    1. Re:Sweet by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

      once one of my fave websites

      if only trolling was an art -
      that guy sure inspired many.

  59. Epinions by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 4, Informative
    Epinions is a very interesting site worth looking at for those of you who haven't. Essentially, they're a forum for people to write reviews of products (i.e. to complain loudly).

    I first heard of the site from reading this paper in www2004, which used epinions data as the basis for a reputation system. (I don't know if epinions uses that same system internally, but they at least do something similar.) The cool part is that you can rate individual reviewers as "trusted" or "untrusted". By examining the graph of trust and distrust relationships between users, they can come up with a reasonable guess for how much any user should trust any other user, and sort reviews accordingly.

    I don't know what the motives are of the people who run the site. Perhaps they're just trying to grease the wheels of capitalism by giving people good information to make informed decisions about what products to buy (or, more formally, to avoid information asymmetry). Perhaps they're secretly tweaking the ratings to support companies that send them money. Perhaps they're just trying to generate ad banner revenue. Who knows.

    1. Re:Epinions by joeljkp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Epinions is great and all, but it doesn't cover everything. What if I want to know which brand of salsa is the best? Or if Budweiser sucks as much as I hear it does? Or if Crest is better than Colgate?

      Rateitall.com does that stuff, to an extent, but their site isn't as polished as it could be.

      I want a site that categorizes every product under the sun by UPC and lets people comment on and rate them.

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    2. Re:Epinions by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1
      Rateitall.com does that stuff, to an extent, but their site isn't as polished as it could be.
      That's cool, I hadn't heard of that site before. Do they use a reputation system to minimize the effects of astroturfing and ballot stuffing?
      I want a site that categorizes every product under the sun by UPC and lets people comment on and rate them.
      That would be very useful if there was some wireless-enabled bar code scanning device that people could take with them shopping. Next time you stand there at the grocery store wondering if Maruchan Ramen is better than Top Ramen or vice versa, you can scan both bar codes and see which one other like-minded people think is better. I would almost be convinced to get a cell phone if it would do that.
    3. Re:Epinions by humina · · Score: 1
      You can even rate slashdot on it!

      http://rateitall.com/i-19041-slashdot.aspx

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    4. Re:Epinions by technos · · Score: 1

      Next time you stand there at the grocery store wondering if Maruchan Ramen is better than Top Ramen or vice versa

      Nissin manages to stomp all other lesser instant ramen. There is no wondering to do.

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    5. Re:Epinions by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Or if Crest is better than Colgate?

      It's all toothpaste, really. A very mild abrasive to polish things, some alkaline stuff to neutralize any acidic matter in your mouth, and some minty flavouring to make it all palatable. Pick one with fluoride added; it hardens tooth enamel.

      Get a good toothbrush (medium or soft bristles so you don't mangle your gums, smallish head so you can get into the nooks and crannies), and brush regularly. Don't rush; it takes a couple of minutes. Floss regularly, too. It doesn't hurt to chew sugarless gum after meals if you don't have time to brush. (Chewing gum loosens particles of food and stimulates production of saliva to bring the mouth's pH back up.)

      I tend to buy whatever brand is on sale at the pharmacy that week; the one with the best flavour might also be a good basis for deciding. Feel free to buy stuff with whitening agents, or not. They won't affect the integrity of your teeth, but the whitening effect will likely be small. If your teeth aren't white enough, cut back on the coffee and cigarettes--they tend to be the worst offenders here.

      No, I'm not a dentist--but this stuff isn't rocket science.

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    6. Re:Epinions by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Their vegetable and Sesame Top Ramen were excellent, far exceeding other dehydrated prepackaged square noodles. Too bad they stopped making either of them.

      Anyway, my point was, who is going to rate all of these things? Epinions is great and all, but how much do you have to love your iPod or hate your Microsoft Turbo Mouse before you're going to go online and rate it? Do you think Shaws brand canned meatballs are going to garner any more reviews?

  60. The majority of states have no such law by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    In many states, you can easily get a concealed carry permit. Here in Arizona you can carry a weapon openly (defined as any part of the weapon or holster being clearly visible) with no permit, or concealed with a permit. You take a class that covers CCW law, firearm safety, and a shooting test, then submit an application. Provided you pass a backgroud check, you get your permit. There are a lot of people that have them, and a lot of people that carry all the time.

    1. Re:The majority of states have no such law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do that in Texas too.

      But you WILL be stopped and questioned by every police officer that comes in proximity to you.

      I highly suspect it is the same way in Arizona.

    2. Re:The majority of states have no such law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open carry of a concealable firearm (Anything viewed in the eyes of the law as a Handgun) is very illegal in Texas, and will get you arrested.

    3. Re:The majority of states have no such law by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Yeah...i love AZ. You could walk down the street here carrying a sniper rifle, rocket launcher, or whatever, and it's all good.

    4. Re:The majority of states have no such law by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      No, rocket launchers are a different kind of weapon, called a destructive device. They are restricted and cannot be owned by most civilians, you need a special ATF permit that is fairly hard to obtain.

    5. Re:The majority of states have no such law by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      ok, yes, i was exaggerating. Arizona is still fairly "cowboys and indians" in more than one way.

    6. Re:The majority of states have no such law by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Alright, you've just reminded me of an off-topic joke that I'm going to get modded to hell for, but here it is:

      A white man walks into a bar and sits down between a black man and an Indian. The Indian takes a drink, sighs, and says "Long ago we were many in this land, but now we are few." The black man takes a drink and says, "Long ago we were few in this land, but now we are many." The white man says, "That's because we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet!"

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    7. Re:The majority of states have no such law by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      back in Idaho, my dad was illegally arrested for "illegal tresspass" based on false charges. as a test, a lawyer suggested applying for a concealed weapons permit. what amazes me is that with all of the firearms in his house, he still doesn't keep a handgun in his truck. anyway, it's nice to know Idaho has laws allowing for that. it's especially nice that the crime rate there was fairly low. (hearing how excited the DA was about a local pedophile arrest, i was rather disappointed with the state of things. the DA is so bored that she gets EXCITED about pedos.)

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  61. DanielLyonsIsATool.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised they haven't registered it themselves and tried to pin it on someone else.

  62. Capitulation Scheme by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
    (I wonder what a capitulation scheme is.)

    Most likely something like this.

    • I don't like company X's policy about Y. If you agree with me, we should urinate all over the floors in their bathrooms until they change the policy.


    LK
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  63. Not that... by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...we were expected to be suprised, but it's not suprising.

    Just an example from the Paypal part of the report:

    Company Says: "We believe that people have a right to express their opinion. PayPal welcomes constructive criticism from members to help us continue to improve our service through our community discussion boards, chat rooms and Voices program. The problem with complaint sites is that the issues reported are sometimes out-of-date and have long since been resolved. Other times, customers may write complaints on the sites without trying to get their issues resolved through our customer service channels first. As a result, we can't confirm the accuracy of the information on these third-party sites. And we've found that they are not interested in providing a balanced view." (emphasis added)

    Why can't they confirm the accuracy of the information?

    Sure, they might not know if Customer Service Person A really hung up on a customer, but certainly they can look into some of these issues. Unless they're the one company in the world that doesn't monitor customer service calls. They have access to this information.

    Why do they expect the site to be fair and balanced? When I complain to a company, I'm not being fair and balanced. I'm advocating for myself against the company. Yes, I want to reach an equitable solution, but these sites have a lot of people who weren't able to reach that equitable solution.

    That's a problem for any company and you'd think they'd actually listen. (Yeah, I know.)

    I realize there's a lot of bull on those websites. But at the same time, there are also patterns of problems. No company is perfect, and here is a chance for those problems to get past the customer service filter (who are the problem a certain percentage of the time).

    What I don't get is why in the world any company wouldn't say something like "Yes, we're aware of those websites and in fact take their concerns into consideration", even if they don't really mean it. They just write those people off as "Never gonna be customers so skrew it: those people are stupid", but apparently don't realize that those people used to be customers, and other current customers will eventually leave them as well.

    1. Re:Not that... by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is why in the world any company wouldn't say something like "Yes, we're aware of those websites and in fact take their concerns into consideration", even if they don't really mean it. They just write those people off as "Never gonna be customers so skrew it: those people are stupid", but apparently don't realize that those people used to be customers, and other current customers will eventually leave them as well.

      No, I don't think that's the case. They're saying that they take their concerns into consideration, so just call their people who can directly help the customers. If customers did that, then PayPal can keep track of complaints, ask the customers for more information, directly give suggestions, and keep track of whether or not the problem was resolved. On third-party sites you might get vague anonymous posts about some problem that was caused by an issue that was already resolved, but no body can know that because the poster didn't bother to explain what the cause of the problem was, and the poster didn't write down his/her contact information down so PayPal can't assist them. People who go to PayPalSucks.com aren't looking to have their problems solved, or to communicate with PayPal. That's why they are going to PayPalSucks.com instead of PayPal's support network. The site owner's reason for beginning the website seemed very vague - he could have simply been an idiot harrassing customer service for all we know.

      On the other hand, the existance of sites where complaints against companies can be posted and publicised are very valuable to consumers. I don't consider these sites that I've seen so far as "hate" sites - most of these sites just want to provide the general public with a feel for a company's track record.

      In comparison to PayPal's response, I was appalled by All State Insurance's response. They just went for negative attacks against third-party complaint sites as opposed to showing respect for an individual's right to free speech, or providing us with an idea of how ASI manages complaints. It seems like the site owner's complaint against ASI will continue to be ignored.

  64. Funny Forbes by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

    They bag on the sites for using poor grammar and yet, first paragraph in, we get this little gem:

    "But while your average disgruntled consumer simply vents their bile by bellowing at a bewildered service rep, a few go farther. Much farther."

    Farther? Much farther? In my native language, we'd use further. Oh, and I speak English. You do have to appreciate the writer's use of syncopation though, bile bellowing and bewildered are nearly poetic in that sequence.

    1. Re:Funny Forbes by flosofl · · Score: 1

      Syncopation? Syncopation? In my native language, we'd use alliteration. Oh, and I speak English. You do have to appreciate the poster's attempt at being a Grammar Nazi, though.

      Sorry, I just couldn't resist :)

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    2. Re:Funny Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what language you're speaking, but "farther" is acceptable in US English.

    3. Re:Funny Forbes by windowpain · · Score: 1

      Here's one take on the farther/further issue:

      http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/farther.html

      Here's another:

      http://www.cjr.org/tools/lc/farther.asp

      (If you were using Firefox with the Linkification extension you'd be able to click on those links.)

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    4. Re:Funny Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, even grammar nazi's don't give a rat's ass about further/farther.

      In fact, every English teacher I had all the way through school told me to forget it and use whichever one I felt like at the time.

    5. Re:Funny Forbes by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Sorry to offend you, oh great Forbes author. :) You're right, alliteration is the word I was looking for, but syncopation refers to offbeat rhythm and the author was definitely syncopating.

    6. Re:Funny Forbes by marko123 · · Score: 1

      "attempt at being a Grammar Nazi".

      Nice assonance.

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    7. Re:Funny Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even worse is the noun/number/possession mangling:

      "their" when referring to a collective singular?

    8. Re:Funny Forbes by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Well, both of those articles were in line with my original assertion. Farther (as the author of the Forbes article has used it) is incorrect, as he is referring to an 'addition or an extent', not as a physical distance. You can drive farther, but stealing passwords is taking cracking further.

    9. Re:Funny Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd made them links we'd be able to click on those links. That's how this new fangled Intarweb thingy works, you see.

  65. Dude, what's your address? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm driving by tomorrow right after the UPS truck does...

  66. My hospitals hate site... by Mumpsman · · Score: 1

    The hospital I work for has a very disgruntled former patient. Her website regarding percieved medical mistakes is interesting. While I sympathize with her situation, the fact that nobody here secured that domain name is kind of embarresing.

    Isn't it standard practice these days to buy up and sit on all of the potential *sucks, *blows, *can-eat-me domains when you start a business? Not to mention the regular name variation ones?

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  67. Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the Seattle store, they have this insanely gorgeous babe at the door. Tall chick with glasses and impressive frontal features. I have thought about volunteering for a private receipt audit more than once.

    Best Buy... yeah, they can go jack in a box for all I care. But Fry's... that's somethin' else altogether.

    1. Re:Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just ask her out?

    2. Re:Fry's by Chicago+Wolves · · Score: 1

      I immediately thought of Office Space when you said that line.

    3. Re:Fry's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had him at hello. (sniff sniff)

  68. Re:(comp)geeks.com by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

    Really, what sort of problems?

  69. They're not in the U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ten years ago, Dell was one of my favorite companies.

    Well, the Amercian Dell Dream is dead. More than half their staff is outside the U.S., despite most their sales are in the U.S.. Thanks Michael, you're a true patriot... just like the rest of the corporate scum.

  70. Shouldn't that be... by b_w_duncan · · Score: 1

    Crossing your f's?

  71. Did you read the one about the 2003 BMW? by Y0tsuya · · Score: 0

    This idiot lost his 2003 BMW with keys to the house, and sat on his butt waiting for insurance to pay for a set of locks, until his other car got stolen too. If he can afford a bimmer in the first place, he can certainly afford a $200 set of locks at Home Depot. That moron deserves to have his other car stolen.

    1. Re:Did you read the one about the 2003 BMW? by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more this guy is pretty dumb. I mean if that happened to me i'd be too embarrassed to make a claim, I'd just replace the lock. Even if he did make the claim, why not just fix it himself and keep bugging them to pay.

    2. Re:Did you read the one about the 2003 BMW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not just fix it himself and keep bugging them to pay

      Because they pay for the work performed by one of their regular contacts. If it's difficult enough to get them to act in their own best interest (so that your other car under the same insurance doesn't get stolen), what makes you think that they'd pay after you fixed the problem? Also, to the grandparent poster, I didn't realize that you could go to Home Depot to buy new locks for your BMW.

    3. Re:Did you read the one about the 2003 BMW? by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      BMW keys can have their codes changed at the dealership. Just bring the title document and they'll do it for all your keys. I think they charge $100 for labor or something. Besides, the complaint is about the house keys.

  72. Re:(comp)geeks.com by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Mostly them selling defective/blem products as new, incompetent customer service (when they'll even talk to you)

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  73. Who sucks? by Kadmos · · Score: 5, Informative

    The other side of the story (which isn't to say companies don't suck):
    http://www.customerssuck.com/

    1. Re:Who sucks? by BlastQuake · · Score: 1

      And of course there is a LiveJournal community for that as well- livejournal.com/users/customers_suck/

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    2. Re:Who sucks? by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to point out that "The Vinegar Saga" on that site is worth risking an Offtopic mod just to point out.

      http://customerssuck.com/cs/?m=show&id=1020

      Honestly, did he confuse malt vinegar with malt liquor? That's the only justification I can think of....

  74. Re:You work for Earthlink! by vertinox · · Score: 1

    But I'm just guessing that you do because they had one too that matched the mainpage and that was setup by and disgruntled employee.

    And that he was sent letters by the lawyers... And posted a complaint about it.

    And Earthlink is an ISP.

    Unless all hatepages are setup by disgruntled employees that mimic their former place of work that get cease and desist letters which happen to be ISP.

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  75. UPS really does suck by kacymartin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always had my doubts about UPS. Whenever i order anything online (frequently) i try to opt for FedEx. Whenever something gets shipped by UPS it either is laying in my yard! sitting on the sidwalk in the rain! (yes just the box, no protection or anything!) or just plain late (i mean weeks late not just a couple days). FedEx always either knocks or places the packages behind the door if im not home, and in plastic if its raining (yeah i know not as safe but at least its concealed behind the door). After seeing all the pictures of damaged packages on that UPS site im going to stop using them for sure.

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  76. We've updated our policy of harrassing Italians by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now we just shoot to kill.

  77. State Attorneys Do Stuff!! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Actually my AG (Ohio) has moved on a few people, even going after what I've always called "Bust Buy".

    Personally, I like their selection and lay out but I'm glad to see Best Buy go down. They have the worst "practices" in the industry and just push other retailers to do the same stupid things (like not taking back unopened items, etc).

  78. Re:Racist bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the word you're looking for is nationalist, not racist.

    I agree, nationalism is for tards.

  79. My response to Version by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    What's really pathetic in this day and age is that any bunch of idiots can claim that they run a phone company - in this case a particularly lame one.

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  80. Ken Hamidi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    maintains a site documenting various issues with his former employer Intel, particularly age discrimination.

    There used to be a site maintained by former DEC employees called digitalemployees.org, which bashed Robert Palmer (CEO when the company was sold to Compaq) and others. It's gone now.

  81. Re:You work for Earthlink! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Yes, I did until they closed the office I worked at. I was trying to be discrete about it, and now you're the second person to give it away. Please note that, contrary to his complaints, Earthlink had no problem with him having the site, just with his mimicing theirs too closely.

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  82. kmfms by BinLadenMyHero · · Score: 2, Informative

    My favourite hate site: KMFMS.com.
    Author of a very good article "What's so bad about Microsoft", that is referenced in the Microsuck site.

  83. Hate can lead to better service by TheBracket · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A while ago, my employer had some real problems with CenturyTel, the only phone company in town. They messed up some (presumably virtual) paperwork and our DSL line went dead. Our first call resulted in a promise that as a business customer, we were a high priority - and it would be fixed soon. Our second call was greeted with "sorry, our engineers have gone home for the day, try tomorrow". Our third call resulted in "sorry, our engineers have all gone away to enjoy the holiday weekend, try again in 4 days!". Not acceptable!

    So, frustrated (and tired after switching everything over to our other DSL line), I posted a blog entry with the title "I hate CenturyTel" and a big explanation as to what went wrong. Monday morning, our DSL line was fixed. The engineers on the other end were VERY apologetic, but I just assumed that they were trying to make amends - when the next day we got a call in the office from an executive at CenturyTel who had Googled for "I hate CenturyTel", found my blog, and yelled at some people to get things fixed. He then called us to personally apologize, gave us a bunch of freebies to make amends, and chatted with my boss for over half an hour about how to avoid this problem ever recurring. I came in from a client, my boss said "we just got a call about your blog" - and I assumed I'd libelled someone, was in trouble, etc. He then said "make sure you politely insult everyone who screws us over, it did wonders this time!"

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    1. Re:Hate can lead to better service by davew2040 · · Score: 1

      You can bet they wouldn't have been so courteous to a residential customer.

    2. Re:Hate can lead to better service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, you have a boss that other people would welcome working for.

      Mine is the same type of boss (I have worked for him for over 13 years now).

  84. The sound of meaningless PR by Oloryn · · Score: 1

    What gets me most is the near-universal bland, meaningless and Bulverising replies in the "Company Says" section. "Oh, you can't trust these web sites to be impartial". Um, we can't trust you to be impartial either, guys. As long as your responses are typical of company policies that prioritize PR over actually doing things right, I'm going to give serious attention to the complaints on such web sites.

    By and large, you deserve these sites. As long as you prioritize PR over actually doing things right, the only way people will have to resolve their problems with you is going to be to give you bad PR. Don't complain about the bad PR if your priorities make that the only way people can get satisfaction from you.

  85. My fave didn't make it by xrayspx · · Score: 2

    fuh2.

    It's not mysteriously dark, so that couldn't have been the other site.

  86. One site to rule them all by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
    ... has to be fuckedcompany and their forums aptly named the "Happy Fun Slander Corner". Although no one is safe for their barbs they did get sued by Ford for the comments "Ford Exploder" for the Explorer and "Ford, where finding a job is job 1".

    And might I say their trolls make the typical /. troll look quite kind. It's scary over there. =)

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  87. I own uawsucks.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own uawsucks.org, but I've not made it famous yet. I'm an unwilling UAW consignee. I was there before the union.

  88. copulation scheme by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Actually, at first I read it as "odd copulation schemes," which makes a lot more sense, doesn't it?

    Here you go. So I'm thinking a pig, some grease, four pulleys, 5 plates of 1/8" steel, 20 feet of nylon rope, a gate, a couple of AA batteries, a blasting cap, and a 40-lb bag of quick setting concrete.

    Should be enough to make the "masturbation box" from the jerky boys album.

    You might think the pig is superfluous to the copulation scheme, but if you think about it, I think you'll see it's an integral part.

    1. Re:copulation scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you're using two AA batteries, it's overdesigned. One AAA ought to do the trick.

  89. Re:You work for Earthlink! by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Yeah... I worked in an office at the HQ and quit pretty much before they laid off everyone. It was mentioned during training to us about the site as I remember.

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  90. Obligatory "Steve-O: Don't Try This At Home" by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    Here in Arizona you can carry a weapon openly

    "Hi, I'm Steve-O, and in Arizona, this is _totally_legal_"

    [extends jumbo spring-loaded 4' swiss army knife]

    "Dude, it's like a sword!"

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  91. I'll Bet Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is Relieved! by Teddy_Roosevelt · · Score: 1

    How could they have missed http://www.failingenterprise.com/? Enterprise Rent-A-Car has a serious problem on their hands with this site...

  92. fuckverizon.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own the domain and am point it to verizoneatspoop.com, i think i'll forward it to verizonpathetic.com good site.

  93. I want to make up laws too! by nilbog · · Score: 1
    "For the record, my primary reason for beginning the site is that I did not have any other phone options when I wanted to switch providers. The more I investigated the situation, the more I realized how monopolistic Verizon (at the time Bell Atlantic) was. In fact, each Bell company has carved out its own segment of the country. Haven't you ever wondered why it is that none of the Bells have ever launched a campaign into another Bell's territory for dial tone or DSL? Either it's just coincidence, or they have agreed not to do so--a completely illegal practice."

    uhh..actually the government divided up the country to the different companies because back in the old days all the companies would have to have been using different sets of lines. It was absurd to allow every company that comes along to rewire the city, so they just divided it up - every place had one company - one set of lines.

    Now, of course, that has all changed, and phone companies are competing locally with eachother. The poster admits that "at the time..." there were no other choices, but I bet now he has at least 3.

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  94. Can't beat Slashdot though by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

    Everyone hates everything else in here - all Corporations included.

  95. FYI by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    A capitulation theme is pretty much what you see here at Slashdot. Perhaps this post is also. Oh, the irony.

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  96. The best "sucks" page in the whole universe by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Of course the subject matter of Maddox's page is not for the weak of heart or mind. So if you are easily offended, please do not read his web pages. He is, like me, a fellow pirate.

    Maddox a man with an opinion on everything.

    Read how he says that Orbitz blows.

    Read how he trashes Websense.

    Read his suggestions for CompUSA.

    Read his review on a Fox News Network show.

    His review of a McDonald's ad campaign.

    Read how he is more popular than Pepsi!

    His advice on dealing with pesky credit card companies.

    Read his review of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy movies.

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  97. Preemption by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    it must have hurt to have to register a nasty play on your corporation's name.

    Corporations do this alot, to try and avoid good hate site names. Had a Verizon employee in one class, he said they had registered as many as they could think of. But of course they can't get them all. Verizonpathetic.com is in the article. Verizoneatspoop.com is another.

  98. Paypal REALLY SUCK by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    I'm glad Paypalsucks.com is right up there. Paypal is run by a bunch of clowns. I've known a whole bunch of people who have been scammed and Paypal did SQUAT to fix the problems.

    For instance, a crook steals a "verified" account and uses it to buy something. When the real owner finds out and files a complaint Paypal immediately puts the funds back. The seller gets totally screwed and there's nothing Paypal will do about it.

    So, either Paypal is acting as an escrow, or they're not. If they are, then it's THEIR responsibility to pay for the seller's loss too.

    If their position is that they're not an escrow service, then they have no right to put the funds back to the real owner. If an owner is stupid enough to get their account stolen, then too bad.

    I suspect Paypal does this to cover their asses. Their system allowed someone to break in, so it'd be quite easy to prove in a court of law that Paypal is responsible for stolen accounts. Therefore to protect their a$$es they give the money back asap.

    Also, notice how they keep forcing you to link your bank account instead of using your credit card. This way, if there ever is a dispute, it's totally up to Paypal whether they want to credit you back or not. You have absolutely no chargeback recourse.

    Paypal really does SUCK. I hope they get sued out of existence.

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    1. Re:Paypal REALLY SUCK by kidrupe · · Score: 1

      I have had only good luck with PayPal. I know that you would never spend the time to read the UA for PayPal, but it will tell you what they will do in all cases. Your comment on secure it so out of line, that it amazes me. Is it PayPals fault if some one uses an easy to crack password? Your last comment makes no sense at all. PayPal uses the bank account as a security messure. You always still have the option to pay with your credit card.

  99. Anybody who *doesn't* deserve a hate site? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1


    Any big company that's so perfect nobody hates them?

  100. fuchs and suchs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Domain names to register...
    fuckforbes-sucks.com
    forbes-suckssuc ks.com
    fuckforbes-sucks.com
    forbessuckssucks.com
    fuckforbesrealysucks.com
    fuckforbessucks.com

    This is all a matter of advertizing german lollypops I call "forbes"; some of them are being used as hammers (hence all the fuching).

  101. Love or hate your job? by graiz · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine started a site to let people vent about jobs they love or hate. I thought people might be interested: Jobvent.com .

  102. Slaveway.com by Slaveway · · Score: 1

    Just let me mention my corporate hate/ tribute site to my employer Safeway.

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  103. The pleasures of class war, Forbes-style by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Thanks for sneering at us little people again, Forbesy-Worbesy! Your contempt is always so gratifying. Next time one of our communities is wrecked by a Wal-Mart or we see our jobs outsourced to a sweatshop, we'll remember you and your flat-taxing ilk kindly!

    Now, if we can do anything more for-- What? You say we can? And all it will cost is our social security system?

  104. Re:we actually have one for the company I work for by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Hmm, it can't be the Happy Fun Cult. They own scientologysucks.com and scientology-sucks.com. (Probably a number of other variations too.)

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  105. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut -OT by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    A lot of it has to do with tone. If you take a somewhat original but firm stance which sounds intelligent enough to get somebody agreeing with you, you will be modded up. Look at the page a few days ago on the Harvard acceptance letter scandal. Lots of people took the very un-Slashdot opinion that the students who followed an unpublished URL deserved to get canned. They were modded up, because they spoke calmly and sounded intelligent.

    They also masked a moral argument as an intellectual one, which seems to help these days.

    Also, respond to the first thread. If you're not near the top of the page you're less likely to be read by a moderator who shares your opinion. Don't respond to the middle of a thread... only to the first or last comment in a string. People don't read the alternate middle comments.

    And I may get modded down for saying this, but saying you may get modded down for saying something just doesn't draw the mod points like it used to.

    Your post won't be moderated as "Offtopic" if you add "-OT" to your subject line. Feel free to try this with "Flamebait."

    These days, Simpsons quotes need to be longer than 6 lines to really draw the freebies.

    CmdrTaco and friends are a lot less likely to use the beatdown stick for talking about Slashdot. For some reason, talking about Slashdot draws mod points too. But don't draw too many, or you'll be Offtopic.

    The first rule of Slashdot is that you don't quote Fight Club.
    The second rule of Slashdot is that you don't quote Fight Club.

    Goatse and In Soviet Russia are so old that some people haven't even heard of them. Take advantage of this fact.

    Recycle previous posts that have been moderated up.

    Make humorous light of other poster's spellings, or use witty misspellings in your posts. I don't know why, but for the past few months the moderators seem to have B.S.'s in English.

    Punctuate your remark with one unashamedly unmasked swearword. But use only one, otherwise it's just too much of this shit.

    And, of course, if you can say something because you have actual information or insight to share, that's good too. But let's be real, this is Slashdot.

    Did I mention that Slashdot bashing works too?

  106. OT: Frys by cgenman · · Score: 1

    What keeps the other person involved in the register fraud from just blowing by the security guy too?

    I can't tell you the number of times I've walked by the door man at Frys, or just flashed my recipt as I walked by, usually through impatience while they're with someone else. But if they're alone, hey, why hassle some guy with a lousy job?

    But the people most likely to know that you can do that are the employees. What keeps them from telling their "man on the outside" to just keep walking?

    1. Re:OT: Frys by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      The door check isn't perfect, it just makes things harder.

  107. I have my own tale to tell by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    Well, sorta my own.

    I'm currently battling with computer3g and have been documenting their mis-steps, one after another.

    I bought a hard drive from Computer3g aka ViewMicro and had one DOA. They refused to honor their 7-day DOA warrantee, and I found out that the drives weren't even supported by the manufacturer!

    It's (to me) a case of fraud, and it goes on from there, if you're interested.

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  108. Re:we actually have one for the company I work for by jd · · Score: 1

    Ok, I've got it. Get ICANN, or whoever replaces them, to add a .sucks top-level domain. It'll make a fortune. Firstly, from all the people registering on it, and secondly from all the companies wanting to know who did the registering...

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  109. rating hookers in the Netherlands by TakaIta · · Score: 1

    In the Netherlands there's such a site about hookers. One local politician from Amsterdam had to leave politics when it became publicly known that het frequented that site (and the hookers).

  110. RadioShack Anectdote! by Maskirovka · · Score: 1
    I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't list Radio Shack Sucks.

    Radio Shack has found a way for the media to tell the world they suck.

    (A parent complained about his son possibly being kicked out because he's native american. That's bad, right? It gets worse: The store manager and another employee proceded to beat teh crap out him, dislocating his shoulder, among other things). I kid you not.

    On the bright side, the kids won't have to worry about college. Dad'll probably get a new boat out of it too.

  111. M$ hate site by Desiderata · · Score: 1

    The microsoft hate site is given 3/5 on hostility. THREE, people, THREE. Come on. KB homes got 5/5. I've never even HEARD of KB homes. We can do better than that.
    I've heard enough anti M$ ranting on slashdot for ten highly rated websites. Come on, you wimps, get on that website and start ranting. Corporate America? BAH! Proprietary software? Don't make me laugh! We are the mujahidin of OSS and we will make our presence felt through incoherent, rambling hostile posts!

  112. Cant believe Hellkom isn't on there by Amadodd · · Score: 1

    www.hellkom.co.za

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  113. Because their response would not matter. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Think about it.

    Say you write some nasty stuff about my company's customer service or product. I then reply on this anti-me site that after carefully researching it I find most if not all your claims are exaggerated or false.

    What do you think is going to happen? You feel you have a valid complaint, I cannot find one. Hence I have wasted even more time trying to fix a problem that is past the point of fixing.

    One thing I know about customer complaint sites is this, there is little difference between what goes on there and what some fool at a bar claims he is going tell his boss the next time said boss comes up with a boneheaded idea.

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    1. Re:Because their response would not matter. by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      I wasn't suggesting they post on the hate site(s). I was addressing their comments to Forbes about the hate site.

      Instead of saying something to the effect of "pffft" they could have said "We're aware of the site. We here at (company) are concerned with what our customers have to say." Even if it's not true, it's much better PR.

      With what half those companies said instead, I don't think I want to be a customer of theirs, and it has nothing to do with the hate site, but with their own responses.

      One thing I know about customer complaint sites is this, there is little difference between what goes on there and what some fool at a bar claims he is going tell his boss the next time said boss comes up with a boneheaded idea.

      Yeah, that's something I addressed.

      It's a lot like customer reviews of products offered on retail websites. You take it with a grain of salt. But if a certain percentage of people have the same specific issue with a product, I don't buy the product if that issue is a problem for me.

      This is similar. These companies have an opportunity to address problems with their service that many people are experiencing. Sure, there are people who just hate for no reason and haven't bothered to attempt to resolve the issue with the company. But there are also people with legitimate gripes.

      Paypal, as an example, claimed they couldn't check out the validity of statements made on the hate site. And I agree, they probably can't check if "Bob" in Customer Service hung up on Customer #021968215. I don't expect them to just blindly trust that what is said on those hate sites is true.

      But if a significant percentage of people on the hate site are complaining that Paypal's customer service department is hanging up on customers when they ask to speak to their supervisors, that's something Paypal can investigate.

  114. Re:You work for Earthlink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only person giving anyone away is you, because you quite clearly have an earthlink.net URL right there, in the header, above every single post you're making. Even the densest of Slashdot poster figured out who you worked for within two seconds of reading that sentence.

  115. AppleSuck, LinuxSuck still free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FuckApple.com has been taking by Apple Proprietory Gestapo Zealots.
    (Like noone is allowed to criticize right? even if constructively)

    FuckLinux.com has been taken by Linux Zealots too - but with a funnier message:
    "We love Linux so much we decided to take the relationship to the next level"

  116. Dont forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  117. www.forbestinks.com by lbmouse · · Score: 1


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  118. I guess I need to get cracking... by tbase · · Score: 1

    ...on my cruiseamericasucks.com site before the next list comes out. They rented us an RV that shook so badly that parts were literally falling off. Then they stranded us for 4 days while it was in the shop, and not only didn't credit us for the days we didn't have it, they charged us extra mileage for taking it to repair facilities. My favorite part is how they make you think you're getting a nice late model RV by taking their crapped out shells and sticking them on a new chassis. That and the fact I had to replace the passenger side mirror myself when their suggestion was to "stay in the right lane" for 1500 miles.

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  119. radioshacksucks.com by slapout · · Score: 1

    radioshacksucks.com used to be a good site too. Then the courts ordered them to take it down. It's back up, but the new sight isn't as good as the one it replaced.

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  120. disappointed my company isnt on list by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Michael Moore has made documentaries on the company that bought us out, but it didn't appear in this article. Sigh.

  121. Paypalsucks.com by adzoox · · Score: 1

    paypalsucks.com is sponsored by Paypal's competition.

    The "webmaster" deletes POSITIVE statements about Paypal or anyone who defends them.

    The site presents all sorts of problems like:

    "Paypal doesn't have a visible phone number"

    Well, then genius critic - why DON'T YOU POST PROMINENTLY ON YOUR SITE.

    I hate people who pose a problem without any action to find a solution.

    It's equivalent to not voting (or advocating if you can't) and complaining about our president!

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  122. Re:Why Slashdot didn't make the cut -OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may get modded down for this but...

    As much as I respect your right to have an opinion, this has got to stop. It's one thing to provide details to a problem, and it's another to give step-by-step instructions on how to exploit the problem.

    Such advice actively assists in the diluting of Slashdot. There are other problems here but you know the saying ... "one fight at a time".

    Unfortunately, I know the way comment moderation works around here - comments that don't toe the party line are moderated down until they get filtered right off the page.

    Make humorous light of other poster's spellings, or use witty misspellings in your posts. I don't know why, but for the past few months the moderators seem to have B.S.'s in English.
    That B.S. degree in English works great with the B.A. in Engineering. :)
    Really, someone that's THAT meticulous, should fucking know better.

    Now that you've read this far, how'd I do? Karma heaven, here I come! (Posting AC for the absurdity of it)

    And for good measure, a personal favorite scene:
    Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
    Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
    Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
    Homer: [relieved] That's good.
    Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: [worried] That's bad.
    Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
    Homer: [relieved] That's good.
    Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
    Homer: [stares]
    Owner: That's bad.

  123. Nope. by hawk · · Score: 1

    We thought of that possibility, and contacted the French military for comment.

    The spokesman capitalized.

    hawk

  124. walmart-sucks-sucks.com by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

    I think that first website they mention is just awful! The usability is terrible, the colour scheme - ugh!

    In fact, it's so bad, I think I'll set up a website where we can all share our awful experiences with it. Now what will I call it?

  125. Crusade by geomon · · Score: 1

    The poster I originally replied to implied that RSS had all but won the suit bought against them by RS. It is quite clear that they did no such thing. They caved, and now they operate a site that is at least severely curtailed in terms of their original purpose,...

    Sorry to butt in here, but the original purpose of the site was, I believe, for the site operator to post a complaint and vent his spleen about Radio Shack. He continues to have his views protected by US courts.

    ..and at most virtually pro-RS. The RS lawyers got what they wanted. They won. Are you really debating that?

    Am I debating what? That the layers won? No, but perhaps you could show me just what was given to the site operators other than the injunction language. What is missing are the side agreements and proof of liability exposure that Radio Shack felt they hand on him. Have you access to that documentation?

    This is the crux of it. RSS are no longer "fighting the good fight".

    So what you really want is a crusade. Well, that is not always protected by the First Amendment. What is protected is the right for you to post publicly-available information related to your "target" and offer your opinion on that information. You do not have a First Amendment right to use your website as a clearing house for speculation, poorly documented complaints that might not stand in a court of law, and (in some cases) indisputably libelous information. If you owned a company and saw information about your company that you knew to be blatenly false, are you trying to tell me that you would do nothing about it?

    Now isn't that what you are really debating? If not, then why shouldn't Radio Shack have any say about the information posted on RSS?

    I am not arguing whether Radio Shack is a crappy company or not, nor am I arguing that RSS continues to operate the way they did before the injunction. Just consider the fact that we are not privy to all the information that the courts had when this operator accepted the injuction in lieu of being shut down permanently.

    Ask yourself this question: "Would I willingly give up my right to free speech without a fight?" If the answer is "no", then I think we can both agree that Radio Shack would have to have an atomic bomb over our heads before we would sign away our rights.

    Maybe Radio Shack had an atomic bomb with RSS' name on it.

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    1. Re:Crusade by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Am I debating what? That the layers won? No
      So what are you debating?
      Original post:
      I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't list Radio Shack Sucks. RSS was instrumental in organizing a class action against RadioShack, and in response RadioShack tried to lawyer them to death.
      My response:
      Looks like they pretty much suceeded.
      You replied:
      Um, I don't see it that way. I think they are still operating the site, with the URL RadioShackSucks.com.
  126. You forgot to mention complaining about dupes, too by alc6379 · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention complaining about dupes, too

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