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  1. Re:Oh my sweet Jesus... on Periodic Table of the Operators · · Score: 1, Funny

    That code is gonna be NASTY.

    That code already is nasty. Ever looked at Perl scripts in the last few years?

  2. All I can say is on Touchscreen BoomboxPC · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing runs Windows 98 with a scan of the original boombox' front panel as background image.

    This is truly ghetto...

  3. Broken tape deck on Touchscreen BoomboxPC · · Score: 0
  4. Another link on Big Screen for NYPD · · Score: -1, Redundant

    You can read about the NYPD wide screen here.

  5. Re:Kinesis 1.1-3 on More Blackholes Discovered... · · Score: 4, Funny

    "At the beginning there was
    nothing but a big ball of
    gases.
    For a long time it just sat there
    in the nothingness, getting hotter
    and hotter.
    Then it exploded."


    Are you saying the Creator of the Universe ate refried Mexican beans?

  6. I just found one blackhole on More Blackholes Discovered... · · Score: -1, Troll

    A story on Slashdot called "Peddling Wireless" (story ID #109386) that got posted for 2 minutes and then completely vanished...

  7. Someone's gotta say it on The World's Most Dangerous Password · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if all the PAL codes had been set to '00000000,' and 'everyone' in the Strategic Air Command knew it?

    Stupid David played with the WOPR again!

  8. Re:good stuff, if properly used on Linksys Shows Off New Products To SOCALWUG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This, for anyone who knows dick about radios, is the height of stupidity. There are, very rarely, time where it makes sense to amplify a low gain antenna, but monkeys are not qualified to make this decision.

    Tell me, do you really pay Slashdot to pass for a raving lunatic, or did someone offer you a subscription for Christmas?

    I have new for you: if you knew "dick" about radio yourself, you'd know that stock AP "antennas" aren't really antenna at all and rarely reach 2.2dBi anyway. As for the "morons" who buy RF amps, they may not be "specialists" like yourself.

    In fact, most 802.11 users don't know anything about it, except that it's convenient and they just have to connect to the router's internal web server to configure it. And when they want more range, they buy whatever solution the shop sells them. Just like most people who drive cars don't know anything about how cars work, and let AutoZone sell them gasoline additives to "clean their injectors": well, if you don't know anything about cars, how will they know it's snake oil?

    So, why don't you get off your high horse and stop talking out of your arse?

  9. Re:Meanwhile I'm still waiting on Linksys Shows Off New Products To SOCALWUG · · Score: 0

    We don't need no stinkin NEW Products, we need completed features in our firmware for existing products.

    Nobody forces you to buy new products. You're welcome to stick to your older products and download firmware upgrades, as it's a perfectly valid consumer attitude.

  10. The one Linksys wireless product I'm waiting for on Linksys Shows Off New Products To SOCALWUG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... is the one that won't allow unencrypted 802.11 links to happen. Whenever I go wardriving, half of the hits I get from kismet have SSID="LINSYS", WEP="NO".

  11. Re:What I don't understand... on No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cares if that company is Microsoft? It would only drive down prices for consumers in general.

    Until the point where all competition in the iPod-style music players market has been killed off, and then you'll pay whatever Microsoft decides.

    Haven't you realized yet that Microsoft is a runaway monopoly that the government failed/refused to Sherman-Act? They managed to lull (and pay) the feds into thinking they play nice on the market, so they thread carefully when they enter a new market. But when they do enter a market, they end up sterilizing it.

    This is why I'm glad when Microsoft keeps its hands off anything.

  12. Re:not suprised on No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    What could cost $50 and still be as good as the iPod??

    A stolen iPod?

  13. No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft on No $50 iPod Clone From Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Other choice quotes from Microsoft:

    - NT will support the SPARC risc platform
    - IE4 cannot be separated fron Win98
    - Palladium is for security purposes only
    - SQL Server doesn't have easter eggs

    In short, if Microsoft says they have no plan for an iPod clone, they may speak the truth, or they're still developing it. At any rate, they're probably trying hard to avoid looking like a monopoly.

  14. Re:12:00 on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: 1

    I think you mean 88:88

  15. Re:Racist on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I suggest you check what engrish is, especially the paragraph where it says it has nothing to do with anti-asian racism in the faq, before posting your misinformed politically-correct, knee-jerk reactions.

    Don't you know how to laugh a bit?

    By the way, I'm surprised a man with such anti-racist convictions like you posts as AC...

  16. Re:Racist on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Mod the parent down: -1 CONSTIPATED IDIOT

  17. Re:Typo in headline on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's, "Electrolux," not "Elextrolux."

    You forget product marketing rule #1: when choosing or changing a product name, make sure it has as many "x"s or "e-"s or "i-"s in the name as possible to promote a trendy, latest-high-tech image.

  18. Programmable like a VCR on New Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 Vacuum Robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    the Electrolux Trilobite 2.0 is programmable like a VCR

    Does it mean I'll have to fiddle with a 8 x 7-segment green display, a bunch of buttons and knobs, and a manual written in engrish?

  19. Make much of time on A Complete Map To Springfield · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    © copyright 2002-2003 by jerry lerma & terry hogan

    Terry and Jerry seem to have a lot of time on their hands.

  20. Long awaited uh? on FreeBSD 4.10 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    the long awaited 4.10 version of FreeBSD was released today.

    Yes, all two FreeBSD users really couldn't wait any longer...

    Seriously though, who uses FreeBSD? I installed FreeBSD 5.1 on a box to test it, on some friends' advice, and 2 things struck me about it:

    - the FreeBSD ports system is very nice (in a sort of Gentoo wait-till-it's-built sort of nice, but still very mature and powerful)

    - the IDE driver yields is extraordinarily slow access times and throughputs, even DOS in real-mode x86 performs better (yes I know there are optimized drivers, but not for my hardware).

    - the list of supported devices is a joke, i.e. if you build a BSD box, you'd better buy the hardware parts with the list of supported devices in hand.

    Also, most of the userland packages you can find for FreeBSD can also be found on Linux. In fact, most of these packages are originally Linux packages. Many programs need Linux-specific features, like /dev/rtc, so FreeBSD provides an emulation layer...that isn't complete and doesn't work well. Etc etc...

    So why-oh-why would anybody chose FreeBSD, since it's basically GNU/Linux without the Linux portion, with the FreeBSD kernel instead, with some Linux compatibility bits, minus the performance and hardware support? and please don't tell me it's good for routers, NetBSD or OpenBSD are better for that.

  21. You gotta love english on Welcome To Planet Pixar · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has out-Disneyed Disney

    What I love with English is the ability to turn nouns into verbs and vice-versa without shocking anybody (and without even needing to be in Soviet Russia).

  22. Re:I used to play but... on Geeks and Poker? · · Score: 1

    You *literally* lost your pants?

    Yes, and he instantly gained another pair, almost identical, save for the color...

  23. Re:I used to play but... on Geeks and Poker? · · Score: 0, Troll

    I used to play poker but, I played 1 to many times where I lost my pants literally and gave up.

    That is SO not true...

    Look here folks, there are two sorts of poker losers: those who are addicted to the game and keep playing (and often losing their shirts) over and over, without telling anybody about it, and those who genuinely got had over one party too many, but weren't addicted and so turned away from the game forever, but they're not proud of it so they keep the story to themselves.

    I say the parent poster is playing a pretty strong +5 karma-whore hand here...

  24. "How many Slashdot readers play poker"?? on Geeks and Poker? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many Slashdot readers play poker

    All those who aren't posting anymore, because they're too skint to pay the ISP bill now...

  25. Re:Thanks to you for this one... on BBC Creative Archive Based On Creative Commons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We get it for free because they pay thier yearly tax.

    And we over here get to read your post on the DARPA-created Internet because you pay your taxes. Everybody in the world eventually contributes something to everybody else.

    Anyway, thanks.