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The World's Most Dangerous Password

NonNullSet writes "Minutemen ICBMs were deployed in the early 1960s, and grew to over 1000 in number. They were allegedly protected from a "rogue launch" by an approach known as PAL (Permissive Action Link). The PAL required that the correct 8-digit launch code be entered by the missiliers before the missile would establish ignition. What if all the PAL codes had been set to '00000000,' and 'everyone' in the Strategic Air Command knew it? That is unbelievably what happened, as described in this article from the Center for Defense Information. Not exactly a great example for getting people to choose difficult passwords!"

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  1. Someone's gotta say it by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if all the PAL codes had been set to '00000000,' and 'everyone' in the Strategic Air Command knew it?

    Stupid David played with the WOPR again!

    1. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello moderator? David? WOPR? SAC? ICBMs? does that ring a bell?

      It's not offtopic, it's right on topic, but you just didn't see the movie.

    2. Re:Someone's gotta say it by JMandingo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A flight attendant invited me to a party a few years back, and it was mostly pilots and flight attendants at the party. All getting sloshed, of course - pilot and flight attendants DRINK. Since most airline pilots started their careers in the military I got to spend a lot of the evening listening to 'war' stories.

      One pilot I talked to used to copilot one of the two big planes (747s?) that they send up that can launch all the missiles remotely in case NORAD gets knocked out. He told a story about how they would run all these drills where they would scramble, get in the air immediately, and then get transmitted codes from the ground. They would unscramble the codes as "do not launch" and then return to base without transmitting anything to the silos, drill over.

      According to him, on one of these sorties received the "launch" code in error. So they asked the ground to repeat the transmission. Which they did, and it was the same. So they took a chance and broke protocol and radio'd the ground and told them that they had just sent the "launch" codes, and did they really want them to transmit this along to the silos? Of course the ground told them to cease and return to base.

      Scary truth or dunken bravado? Who knows.

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    3. Re:Someone's gotta say it by ghostlibrary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's why 'man in the loop' is worth keeping. Fully automated systems are not just 'risky', but absolutely totally insane.

      You read about trying to cut people out of the loop to save costs, think about this and just pay the $40k/year salary, for goodness sake.

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    4. Re:Someone's gotta say it by netsharc · · Score: 5, Funny

      You were at a party with stewardess, ehm I mean flight attendants..? Who cares about the war stories, did you score???

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    5. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      My father has been a pilot his whole life. The parties when I was so young that I was peeking down the stairs were unbelievable. Early 70's, you know...

    6. Re:Someone's gotta say it by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is someone in the loop. The missle silo's in Colorado are manned by Air Force officers. A college buddy of mine was Air Force ROTC (Reserve Officer Training Corps, pronounced rot-see). In return for the Air Force paying most of his tuition, he serves 4 years active duty and an additional period of time in the reserves. He has been assigned to the "Space and Missiles" program, which means that after a year of training he'll either be sent to "Space" which is mainly research and development, or to "Missiles", which is sitting in the missile silos. Of the people assigned to this program, about 20% go to space, and 80% go to missiles. As my friend describes it, he'd work on a 3 day rotation, where every third day he'd have a 24hr shift in an underground bunker where his primary job would be to wait for the signal to come in and then do the thing with the two keys and entering the final launch code or however it works these days. So there are still people in the loop for the US's long range missiles.

    7. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's ridiculous. Everyone knows that Americanmilitarily personnel are not allowed to think for themselves.

    8. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That's why 'man in the loop' is worth keeping.

      Not if that "man" is Osama Bin Laden with a transmitter.

    9. Re:Someone's gotta say it by chrispl · · Score: 1

      I believe Stanley Kubrick expressed this very well in "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb".

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    10. Re:Someone's gotta say it by hemp · · Score: 1

      Thanks for telling us all how to pronounce ROTC...big fan of Taps are we??

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    11. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The missle silo's

      "silos".
      No apostrophe.

      ("siloes" if you're Dan Quayle.)

    12. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      broke protocol and radio'd the ground

      "radioed".

    13. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just goes to show that missiles don't kill people, people kill people!

    14. Re:Someone's gotta say it by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      But it must have been one of the men in the loop that was dumb enough to send the launch code twice. (If you believe the tale).

    15. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm going with drunken bravado. If such a thing occurred, you can bet that it would be pretty highly classified.

      I have a friend who is retired on disability (injured in an explosion) from the Air Force. He worked on classified stuff, and while I know what platforms he worked on, and that some planes can go a lot faster than their published ratings say they can (that is not classified), that's about it. In fact, even though the air frames he worked with are no longer in service and will never be used again, he still can't talk about them. Nor is he allowed to ever be hypnotized. He could be prosecuted for allowing anyone to hypnotize him.

      But what he did is a lot less secret than a screwup of the magnitude you describe here would be, considering that governments don't like embarrassing screwups involving secret and lethal programs to be widely known. I'm sure they would classify the hell out of something like that.

      Granted, that doesn't mean that a person can't get drunk and spill the beans, but I don't buy it. People know how stories get around. Heck, somebody might even post it on Slashdot :-)

      The number of people who have flown those planes can't be that large, so if they knew somebody leaked this story and that he claimed to have been the co-pilot, it wouldn't be hard for them to find him and have a little chat with him, or even prosecute him. My dad and brother both served in the army and I've had several friends who were in the military. None of them talks about anything that is secret, or was secret years ago.

      One of my friends is still an active reservist and occasionally disappears for long stretches of time and does stuff he can't talk about except to say that he was called up. All I know about his military service is that I'm pretty sure he was an active-duty seal but he won't even talk much about that. I've surmised it from a few things I've heard him say, plus knowing that he was in the Navy when he was active duty. I have no idea what his current reserve job is. He can't/won't say anything about it, not even when falling down drunk. He's quite security conscious (paranoid, even) even by the standards by which security admins (his civilian gig) are measured, and he speaks a language that is not commonly spoken by Americans, especially not native-born, native English-speaking ones from the midwest. Whether either of those traits has anything to do with his military work, I couldn't say. If he ever gets out from under stop-loss (he was under stop-loss even _before_ 9/11), I don't think he'll re-up. But even then he'll be an inactive reserve and they can call him up at need. He may be doing whatever it is he does for a long time to come, whether he wants to or not.

      Even though I haven't said anything secret here, I'm gonna post this one AC anyway. Heheh, my UPS just tripped for a few seconds as I was typing this. Voltage fell enough to dim all the lights. Coincidence? Maybe :-)

    16. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, left out one part (it's late :-p).

      Based on my acquaintance with people who know classified things, I would say that it is just not like people who know these things to disclose them, especially to total strangers at parties. Based on that, I just don't buy his story.

    17. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope they don't say "launch" and "Do not launch".

      What happens if the first 6 LEDs burn out? "Do not launch" may be interpreted as "launch" regardless Doh!

      It should be more like "launch" and "abort" or something. Maybe a green and red light? I dunno...

    18. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not buying yours either. Actually, a friend of mine isn't buying it.

    19. Re:Someone's gotta say it by misterpies · · Score: 1


      Well its lucky the Russians didn't have a doomsday device ready, or who knows what might have happened. Or maybe they did and were going to announce it at the part congress the next week?

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    20. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why the military don't say "Open fire" and "Cease fire" in spoken orders anymore. It's now "Weapons free" or "Weapons tight" now, IIRC.

    21. Re:Someone's gotta say it by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm going with drunken bravado. If such a thing occurred, you can bet that it would be pretty highly classified.
      Not particularly. There were numerous instances across the years of screwups in the system where the safeguards built into the system prevented launch or release of the weapons. While the military doesn't like to talk about the incidents, only the details of the system are classified. (I worked on the recieving end of the system... My finger was on 'the button'.)
      In fact, even though the air frames he worked with are no longer in service and will never be used again, he still can't talk about them. Nor is he allowed to ever be hypnotized. He could be prosecuted for allowing anyone to hypnotize him.
      He's bullshitting you. I had a Top Secret clearance, and worked the SIOP, and worked sometimes in Sonar (and thus was cleared for acoustic signatures and intel). The only thing clssified higher was Crypto. And niether the Crypto or SIOP or Intel guys have any such provision in their exit interviews/security debriefings.
    22. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that change anything if one of those planes received a valid (if mistaken) launch order? It transmits it on to the silos, the silos verify, confirm, and launch. The dudes in the silos don't know enough not to launch. Their mission is to fire those babies as quick as possible in the event of a nuclear war, not to question their orders as "that can't be right, better call HQ and make sure".

      If every crew did that in the event of a real nuclear war, you'd have chaos at NORAD while all the lines are jammed, meanwhile the Soviets are raining nukes down on all our silos, knocking out our counter-strike capability.

      Of course, this is madness (MADness?), but that's the logic of nuclear warfare.

    23. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dated a stewardess (some of them like that term) for a while in the early 90's and the party thing was still going strong. Probably still is.

      ATT, there was some pressure to tone it down from the AIDS scare and other things but also from the some career female pilots who just didn't want to be looked at as party girls and sex objects. Female pilot engaging in party stuff = no better than flight attendant engaging in party stuff = sex object = serious hard work to be pilot down the gurgler.

      My view was that men are going to look at flight attendants and female pilots as sex objects anyway, so what's the difference? Take off the uniform and go have fun! Good stuff.

    24. Re:Someone's gotta say it by Tukla · · Score: 1

      Bah! Kids these days. Not watching the classics.

  2. At least they're default routers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Username: cisco

    password: cisco

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:At least they're default routers... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      On AS/400
      Username: qsecofr
      Password: qsecofr

    2. Re:At least they're default routers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On our AS/400, the QSECOFR password is the company name. No joke.

    3. Re:At least they're default routers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Username: (none) Password: admin Domain: LinkSys

    4. Re:At least they're default routers... by ronsonal · · Score: 5, Informative

      While we're on the subject, and before this gets out of hand, just a reminder to everyone about

      The Default Password List

      Indispensible tool.

  3. trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why we trust politicians, ridiculous as they are, with our lives, and make the warriors answer to them. Because incompetent politics generally inhibits war, while incompetent warriors encourage it. And they're all incompetent - nobody knows the right way to do it.

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    1. Re:trust by geeber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Because incompetent politics generally inhibits war"

      As has been clearly demonstrated recently in Iraq...

      Oh wait, nevermind.

    2. Re:trust by James+Lewis · · Score: 1, Funny
      Ahh, but is there really a "right" way to do war?

      Heh... just had to say that.

    3. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "intresting game, seems the only winning move is not to play."

    4. Re:trust by TheGavster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that the general case is mostly correct ... you have to allow for some deviation from the norm, especially with a politician as ... unique ... as the one in question.

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    5. Re:trust by Tiro · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No, you're wrong;

      In the current political establishment in the US, it is the politicians & Pentagon civilians who are promoting war, and the officers were generally very skeptical of what they were doing.

      Basically one portion of the political elite has decided that we should start acting like Israel if we are to maintain political power in the world, and they have gone on the offensive, entering into many regional conflicts around the world. I would argue this goes back to the Clinton administration at least; Wolfowitz and Pearle have taken it to the logical extreme.

      Remember how skeptical retired General Clark was of the war when he became a politician? So was Eisenhower; he warned us of the military-industrial complex, which becomes dangerous because the big money/corporate side of it has lots of influence on Washington politicians. Guys with military experience often know better than the politicians, and this is why Kerry or McCain would be much better leaders than the wide array of war cheerleaders in power now who avoided the draft in various ways [see last couple of weeks of doonesbury].

    6. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the general case is mostly correct ... you have to allow for some deviation from the norm, especially with a politician as ... unique ... as the one in question.

      No, Bush is by no means unusual. Or do you think "Peace in our time" was a masterstroke of brilliant politics?

    7. Re:trust by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because incompetent politics generally inhibits war, while incompetent warriors encourage it.

      You, sir, are completely incorrect in your assertation. Once upon a time, you might have been largely correct--back in the days when those who had military power were the same people as those with political power (Napoleon for example) the warriors would be the ones to start the wars.

      OTOH, looking at the history of 20th century US wars, not one was started by soldiers. Politicians are the ones who lead us into wars. Soldiers are the ones who die fighting them. Learn the difference.

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    8. Re:trust by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As has been clearly demonstrated recently in Iraq...

      Indeed; incompetent politics can start wars as well as prevent them.

      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive, running the country, and killing whoever he pleased, whenever he pleased.

      Instead, he let his ego get in the way of his politics, he fought the inspecters tooth and nail, and it ended up running his regime into the ground.

      (There's some more to the story then that, such as how stupid it is to run a "shoot the messenger" regime if you actually want to survive, but that outline is true.)

      Incompetent politics can definately start wars.

      (Oh, you were trying to blame the current President? Maybe if he'd actually started this war that would make sense, but since there is an unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait, I'd say it makes just as much sense to call this a continuation of that, Saddam's Greatest Mistake. Not saying Bush is blameless, just saying that if you want to point at one person who's utterly incompetent politics for over a decade started this war, it's much, much more rational to point at Saddam. One little thing he had to do to remove any pretense, and his ego wouldn't let him do it.)

    9. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, that's competent politics in action - they want war in Iraq, they got it. And everything that comes with it. Their inability to spin is incompetent, but if that gets BushCo out of the White House, they'll still have the zillions they latched onto.

      And the incompetent warriors at the top of the Pentagon went in without an exit strategy - just an exit fantasy of slavish Iraqi gratitude. Their further incompetence at fighting a guerilla war, which has been standard warfare since their incompetence in Vietnam certified it, has kept the war going. To stave off the inevitable "support the troops" replies, I note that the troops actually fighting are tactically competent, topping the world in killing power. Too bad their strategy leaders in the Pentagon don't support them as well as we do.

      So we've got political competence combined with warrior incompetence, and a war. Probably the worst war the US has seen since WWII - and there's no limit to what's to come. I never felt so bad about being right.

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    10. Re:trust by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!"

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    11. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Fair trade economics. And electric bugaloo.

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    12. Re:trust by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You are neglecting the very real possibility that Saddam not allowing inspectors was because they were using the time to destroy their WMD program.

      Who knows if it's true or not but we don't know the facts and probably never will. That goes for our side's story, too...

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    13. Re:trust by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say that Bush is more of an incompetent cowboy. Which makes him an incompetent politician, perhaps.

      It also helps that I think they've been trying to foster that image about him, since the entire terrorism thing started. Been a while since we've had a president who seemed crazy enough to be stupid or stupid enough to be crazy.

    14. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Myers, Rice, and their cronies are not soldiers, but they are warriors. The soldiers in Iraq are quite competent, and I expect they would generally have avoided serving there if they were in charge. Or if the politicians weren't so competent at convincing them, and so many of us, that Hussein was somehow responsible for the WTC/Pentagon planebombings. Or any of the other lies these politicians so craftily wove to get the war they wanted. From the incompetent warriors at the top, who sent our troops into the maelstrom without a proper strategy to actually win, once the soldiers had defeated the Iraqi state military.

      This is a common pattern in modern warfare (politics by other, catastrophically wasteful, means). When politicians benefit from war, especially prolonged war, we get it, when they're competent. When warriors are competent, they avoid war, achieving both security and politics without the waste. But we get it. Too bad the American soldier has seen vastly improved productivity in killing, while Pentagon leaders haven't changed (attitude or parking space), over decades. As evidenced by the story about total insecurity of the 1960s missile launchers which we're nominally discussing.

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    15. Re:trust by benh57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, Saddam *DID* allow inspectors! In 2002 and 2003! Bush invaded anyway! (look it up)

    16. Re:trust by LPetrazickis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive, running the country, and killing whoever he pleased, whenever he pleased.

      Yes, announcing that you don't have significant weapons and appearing weak is a good idea when you have a powerful and belligerent Iran next door.

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    17. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Saddam *DID* have WMD! We found them! (look it up)

      Burden of proof?

    18. Re:trust by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Typical US-centric, head-in-the-sand bullshit.

      There couldn't possibly be another reason to prevent the UN weapons inspectors from having carte blanche access to secure facilities in Iraq, right? I mean, those guys are all about the inspections and are completely trustworthy right? They would NEVER abuse that level of access to go "beyond scope" of their charter would they?

      OF COURSE THEY WOULD:
      http://www.globalpolicy.org/security/issues/iraq02 23.htm
      http://www.fair.org/activism/unscom-history.html
      http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,351 165,00.html

      As for punishing "violations of UN resolutions" shouldn't the UN be responsible for that? Just exactly whose resolutions are these anyway? As if the Bush league has any interest in enforcing UN resolutions against other countries that are routinely broken on a daily basis anyhow.

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    19. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      yeah, and he did let them search most of the places they wanted to search, and he kicked them out without explanation in january of 2003, and the UN just pussied out of the whole thing.

    20. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't forget what Daniel Pearl, yes THAT Daniel Pearl, had to say about the matter too:

      U.N. Weapon Inspectors Gave Briefings on Iraq: Talks With Military Officials Violate Formal Policy Of Special Commission

    21. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo, someone with some fucking brains.

    22. Re:trust by DruggedBunny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that Saddam finally let the UN inspectors in, and Bush kicked them out so he could start a war.

    23. Re:trust by sholden · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Instead, he let his ego get in the way of his politics, he fought the inspecters tooth and nail, and it ended up running his regime into the ground.

      And the Islamic Regime next door, three times larger than his country would just sit idly by and ignore the undefended neighbour with which they had a rather serious war with not so long ago.

      Or maybe he took the gamble that the US wouldn't be stupid enough to take him seriously or at least not stupid enough to inflict the occupation of a serious chunk of the middle east upon themselves.

      Of course he lost the gamble, but to me he seemed to be playing with the odds.

    24. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the downmod, but I couldn't find anything that conveyed "Get a fucking clue" better than "-1, Overrated".

    25. Re:trust by Jerf · · Score: 0

      There couldn't possibly be another reason to prevent the UN weapons inspectors from having carte blanche access to secure facilities in Iraq, right?

      Oh, I can't wait until the left starts spouting this en masse. "Iraq shouldn't have cooperated with the inspectors! They were American shills!" or something.

      As for punishing "violations of UN resolutions" shouldn't the UN be responsible for that?

      A stupid counterarguement. Yes, yes they should. Maybe if they did enforce them instead of running like cowards at every chance this all wouldn't have happened. Instead they passed impotent resolution after impotent resolution while the world goes to hell.

      You anti-American vitriol is all politically correct and stuff, but in your zeal to be negative, you aren't leaving any actual alternatives that America could have taken that makes any sense. The UN ought to enforce its own resolutions, but damn it, how dare you enforce those resolutions? (Who do you think "the UN" is, anyhow, militarily?)

    26. Re:trust by Jerf · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, the only "significant weapons" that exist are WMDs?

      Like I asked someone else, do you even stop to think about your arguments before you make them? A little less knee-jerking, a little more thought is in order.

    27. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      " but since there is an unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait, I'd say it makes just as much sense to call this a continuation of that"

      Then I guess we'll be taking out Israel next, for all the UN resolutions they've broken/ignored?

    28. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, you were trying to blame the current President? Maybe if he'd actually started this war that would make sense, but since there is an unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait, I'd say it makes just as much sense to call this a continuation of that, Saddam's Greatest Mistake

      Please... Bush didn't invade Iraq to defend UN resolutions. This is proven by the fact that 1) he never used force to defend UN resolutions before Gulf War II, and 2) he never used force to defend UN resolutions after Gulf War II . UN resolutions were a pretext for the war, not the reason for the war.

    29. Re:trust by thdexter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, you were trying to blame the current President? Maybe if he'd actually started this war that would make sense, but since there is an unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait[...]

      Link me to the UN resolution that gives the US executive power and the ability to act as its security council without oversight or resolution.

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    30. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the same way the U.S. could only defend itself from an attack by the USSR with weapons of mass destruction?

      Heck, we'd have to say the US feels the need for weapons of mass destruction to defend itself from Canada and Mexico, seeing as there's no longer any Soviet influence even remotely close to US shores, yet we still maintain huge stockpiles of nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons.

    31. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your post has all the political sophistication of a wet pretzel. Likewise, I'm gonna blame Saddam with this analogy...

      Bush starts swinging his arm like a windmill and yells "If you get hit, it's your own fault".
      Saddam promptly gets hit and you're blaming Saddam for not getting out of the way!

      Lots of countries have a string of broken UN resolutions. It was undoubtedly a new war. Ask Bush even. Every indication before the war and subsequent evidence since the war is that Bush wanted to invade Iraq since before Sep-11-2001. The UN process was just a stopgap measure to buy time. Previous behavior in 1998 has already shown that US intelligence are willing to subvert the UN process to spy on Iraq. In hindsight, there was nothing Saddam could have done to avoid a war short of handing the keys of Iraq over to Bush.

    32. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really, really wish for a '-1 stupid' or at least '-1 retarded' modoptions. Hint illusion of power could be more important than...

    33. Re:trust by SnowZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course regarding Vietnam, by "they" you primarily mean JFK (the inventor of limited war) and Lyndon Johnson. Today we look at JFK as some sort of hero, which is pretty interesting given this major screwup of his. If he'd lived maybe it would have come out better after he learned, but as it was we lost 58000 people defending a regime most people hated. So far in Iraq we've lost 900 so far removing a regime most people hated. Go ahead and the argue the lack of merits of any particular war, but if you are going to compare them, don't talk out of your ass.

    34. Re:trust by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, announcing that you don't have significant weapons and appearing weak is a good idea when you have a powerful and belligerent Iran next door.

      Given a choice of fighting Iran or the US, I'd take Iran every single time.

    35. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "And the Islamic Regime next door, three times larger than his country would just sit idly by and ignore the undefended neighbour with which they had a rather serious war with not so long ago."

      And how small is Kuwait compared to it's neighbors? Or Israel?

      If you honestly believe that size matters in this situation, you need to review some history.

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    36. Re:trust by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      If your were Saddam or just another Iraqi General or whatever, which prison would you rather be in? Iran or American? Glow sticks aside, that's probably better then being a prisoner in Iran

    37. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "Link me to the UN resolution that gives the US executive power and the ability to act as its security council without oversight or resolution."

      Link me to the one UN resolution that doesn't.

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    38. Re:trust by Sciamachy · · Score: 1

      Have you read Scott Ritter's "War on Iraq"? It's quite interesting. Ritter's an ex weapons inspector, who worked for 7 years in Iraq. He's also an ex US marine, a card-carrying Republican, and ex CIA operative. He's not the sort of guy you'd call a peacenik liberal. Yet in the book he goes through all the possible WMD types that Saddam Hussein was accused of hiding, and details why Hussein either didn't have the weapons any more or they were so far past their use-by date as to be no good to man nor beast. He details the methods used by weapons inspectors, some of which are pretty hi-tech, like the use of sniffer devices which can tell if there's even a trace of certain tell-tale chemicals in the air. I'd trust the guy when he says Hussein never had any offensive WMD capacity at the start of the war - if anyone would know, he would. Now, if Saddam didn't have the WMDs, and Bush kept saying "We know you have WMDs" even though one of his head weapons inspector told him there's no way they could have WMDs, how can Saddam possibly convince Bush otherwise? It's like arguments for and against the existence of God. If the onus is on someone to prove a thing doesn't exist, they have a very hard job indeed. If such proof is then refuted, what then can they do?

    39. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Informative

      JFK ordered a pullout of Vietnam, was shot within days (in Texas), and Johnson (from Texas) rescinded that order within a day or so of taking office. He presided over 5 years of escalation so disgraceful that he declined to run for reelection. His successor, Nixon, promised to end the war, but escalated it further, even winning reelection while escalating the war all over Southeast Asia. But these are all examples of competent politicians tricking Americans into backing a war with lies.

      "They" in my original post referred to "the incompetent warriors at the top of the Pentagon" in the preceeding sentence. Where was Rumsfeld during the last vicious conjob war? Working his way through the ranks to become the Secretary of Defense presiding over the defeat in Vietnam. Cheney was his partner in crime. The actual prosecutors of that war, whose shoes they eventually filled, promoted these same warmongers through the ranks. So comparisons to Vietnam are apt, even beyond the effectiveness of Asian guerillas against the Pentagon. It's the same people running the show!

      Moving on to your tripe contrasting American troops losing 58,000 protecting a hated regime, and losing 900 troops removing a hated regime... We lost a very few removing the Hussein regime, after we decimated them in 1990, then continued bombing their shut down country for the 10 intervening years. We have lost most since then, defending the American occupying regime, increasingly hated, with no end in sight.

      So talk out of your ass about JFK, but get your head out of the past and focus on the Texan in charge of the nightmare raging *today*. This nightmare in Iraq can spiral out of control beyond even the stupidest propaganda justifying Vietnam. And if you and your partisan buddies keep lying about both wars, you'll never learn enough to get us out of this one.

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    40. Re:trust by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh, I can't wait until the left starts spouting this en masse. "Iraq shouldn't have cooperated with the inspectors! They were American shills!" or something.

      How about we let the chinese and russian intelligence agencies send a couple of their operatives along on some nuclear-non-profileration treaty inspections of American facilities? Are you some sort of communist that you want them to be able to spy on us? You god damn liberals are all the same.

      You anti-American vitriol is all politically correct and stuff, but in your zeal to be negative, you aren't leaving any actual alternatives that America could have taken that makes any sense.

      How about not lying to the American public to get our troops killed and encouraging even more people to support al-quaeda? You god damn liberals don't support the troops and you clearly don't give a rat's ass about national security.

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    41. Re:trust by thdexter · · Score: 1
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    42. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, we all know that the US is the first country to respect and uphold UN decisions, like the dozens of resolutions about Israel.

    43. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd choose an Iranian prison - at least they don't lie about the government sanctioning brutality.

    44. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damned democratic institutions. Bomb'em all, I say.

    45. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      The same Scott Ritter who said:

      Iraq is "not nearly disarmed," he wrote in a 1998 New Republic article, asserting that Saddam likely retained everything from nerve gas to anthrax, as well as his "entire nuclear weapons infrastructure." Iraq could completely resurrect its weapons of mass destruction programs "within a period of six months," he told a Senate committee that year.

      You actually trust this guy?

      http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Art ic les/000/000/001/249vnlte.asp

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    46. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Wow, if the war/rebuilding is going this well with incompetent warriors, I can't even imagine how well it would of gone with competent.

      Seriously, I can't.

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    47. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      There's quite a few articles on that page. Which one in particular are you pointing at?

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    48. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well? Are you in Halliburton's marketing department, or do you just believe only everything you watch on FoxNews? Change the channel - it might be a good start at imagining how badly the war is going.

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    49. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive..."

      Guess the CIA finally finished him off huh...

    50. Re:trust by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you might understand this point of view by thinking of it as paralleling a medical procedure -- amputating a lower leg to save the rest of the body.

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    51. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      You get your info from TV? I can't stand TV news. I can read my own news thankyouverymuch, no need to have a pretty face read it for me off a teleprompter.

      So, besides insulting me and making things up about me, do you have anything of any substance to say?

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    52. Re:trust by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I invite you to prove to me you don't owe me $500.

      When asking if something exists, putting the burden of proof on the party that says "no" is always wrong.

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    53. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war.

      Yeah, try to prove that to someone who wants to find them. It's like Ken Brown, no real evidence, but it's too late to care about that.

    54. Re:trust by GarryOwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How bad is this war going? Do you want to measure by american soldier deaths? While 800 for a year seems alot, it is less than most battles of WWII, alot less than any yearin Vietnam. Heck, more people died from a hurricane alone this week. Or do you want to count Iraqi deaths? Alot less lives have been lost in the last year than the years before, or do you think those nice lil embargoes that went through the Clinton years were painless(given the choice I would rather die by being shot than starving)? How about all good things going on in Iraq(yes, contrary to most media outlets will let on there is progress). There are schools being built, roads are getting repaired, medical care is being given. If you think the ocupation is unduly harsh, may I suggest looking at the occupation of Germany right after WWII. War is hell, but it can have positive outcomes in the long run.

    55. Re:trust by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      How about not lying to the American public to get our troops killed and encouraging even more people to support al-quaeda? You god damn liberals don't support the troops and you clearly don't give a rat's ass about national security.

      I don't get it. The first part of you paragraph is a fairly clear attack on the current administration and its policies, but then you tack on a pointless barb about 'liberals', whatever they are.

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    56. Re:trust by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      You're talking about Reagan, right?

    57. Re:trust by magarity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      JFK ordered a pullout of Vietnam

      Well, as a matter of fact, when Nixon left as vice President and JFK took office, there were 600 US soldiers in Vietnam as advisors. JFK, followed by Lyndon Johnson, were the two who ramped up troop involvment to the highest levels. Your assertion about this pullout is mentioned at this handy page at Marquette University:

      "Revisionists who claim otherwise about JFK and Vietnam hinge their assertions on two points. One, are the stories told by JFK aides Dave Powers and Ken O'Donnell that JFK had privately revealed his intention to withdraw, but only after the 1964 elections, when it would be politically far more feasible to do so. This assertion has to be taken with a grain of salt."

      His successor, Nixon, promised to end the war, but escalated it further

      On the contrary, the week Nixon took office as President he ordered troop reductions in Vietnam. At no point in the Nixon administration were troops ever increased there. This continued until all were withdrawn.
      Perhaps you've been listening to the character of 'Larry' on Dharma and Greg?

    58. Re:trust by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      HA! He said the one resolution.

      That is a whole chapter of them.

    59. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Amputations are hell, but they can have positive outcomes in the long run. But you don't amputate when you have the flu.

      Plenty of people warned before the invasion that the war wasn't being planned well enough to succeed. And now the chorus is chiming in. The thousands of wounded and killed Americans is bad enough. But it's obvious that Iraq is in a state like Cuba, where the American liberation was coopted by native opposition leaders, and the country turned into an enemy of the US.

      As for the Clinton embargoes, they achieved the goal that Bush used to con us into this war: disarming Hussein. If national security somehow required we actually replace him with someone friendly to us, we could have achieved success by backing an in-country coalition of Kurds, Shia and Sunnis, letting them take the risks and reap the rewards. The absence of such a coalition correlates exactly with the absence of a governing consensus, regardless of the regime change method. Instead we backed Chalabi, who's still steering us along the Castro course. But of course the destruction/reconstruction of Iraq serves the purpose of filling the Halliburton (Cheney) banks, and distracting from the actual war against Al Qaeda, which is going approximately as badly as Iraq.

      If we had pursued an actual foreign policy in the region, we could have built allies, including new states. Instead, we're breeding enemies, alienating our existing allies, and squandering our soldiers' lives, the Treasury, and the American reputation for lawfulness and peacemaking.

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    60. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'll repeat: you are crazy to think the war in Iraq is going well. The only people who agree with you are people with vested corporate interests, in the government, media and military, and those they've duped. If you're buying their propaganda without watching TV, I suppose you're creative in your self deception. If you're insulted by my assessment of you, in face of the terrible state of the war of which you approve, well I guess we're just going to have disagree about your values.

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    61. Re:trust by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Right. They just don't talk about what they do in their prisons at all. And they don't have guards who sport around with digital cameras in their prisons, either. Guards who are half-hearted reservists, mind you.

      Nope. I'd say if you're in an Iranian prision being tortured, you're fucked.

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    62. Re:trust by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 1

      Current events, put into terms that /. readers will be comfortable with: The Ultimate War Sim

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    63. Re:trust by esaloch · · Score: 0

      Actually you are wrong. The vast majprity of those people died defending an occupation most people hate.

    64. Re:trust by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Actually, Saddam Hussein was complying with the inspectors when Bush invaded. Many U.S. citizens don't like to believe that, but it is the truth. He granted access to all locations that he had previously forbidden access to, before the U.S. invaded.

      Saddam was much more interested in saving his own skin than anything else, which is why he granted access when he realized war was inevitable otherwise. His mistake was not realizing that war was inevitable no matter what he did.

    65. Re:trust by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      but get your head out of the past and focus on the Texan in charge of the nightmare raging *today*.

      It's all about hating-Bush, eh?

      Thank goodness Bush-hating is still a pretty elite passtime, because people like you would give anything to take him out. If you had the way, you'd highjack the whole country and crash it into Bush Tower to take Bush out.

      Zealots are frightening sorts. Thank goodness you're easy to identify.

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    66. Re:trust by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're buying their propaganda without watching TV, I suppose you're creative in your self deception.

      He's way ahead of you. You seem to be steeped in the parodies you read in Tom Tomrrow and Doonesbury cartoon strips.

      Get a grip and stop treating 'the other side' like the evil characters in comic books.

      And get used to the idea that there's real change going on in Iraq, and that things are getting better there for the regular people who live there. It pisses off all sorts of fringe players, but it's the truth.

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    67. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not even an armchair philosopher.

      You're an armchair twit.

    68. Re:trust by thdexter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Article 42:

      Should the Security Council consider that measures provided for in Article 41 would be inadequate or have proved to be inadequate, [the UN Security Council] may take such action by air, sea, or land forces as may be necessary to maintain or restore international peace and security. Such action may include demonstrations, blockade, and other operations by air, sea, or land forces of Members of the United Nations.

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    69. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit. But if Reagan had had the balls to nuke Tehran the second the hostages had landed, that would have been the last time any of these Ayatollah bin Fuckwits screwed with the U.S. The Carter/Reagan capitulation wrt the hostage crises opened a huge door for Muslim terrorism against this country.

    70. Re:trust by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 5, Informative
      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters

      Well, according to Dr Hans Blix (the head of the inspection commission) Iraq was cooperating fairly well. The message that cooperation was inadequate was coming from the same source that was claiming incontrovertible evidence of ongoing WMD activity. Most of the world wanted inspections to continue, based on the doubts raised by the US, in spite of the fact that inspections were revealing nothing.

    71. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too easy. False positive easy.

      Our country has had many bad presidents in its history, almost invariably strongly defended by half the country during their time. Politics has long been a sporting event, everyone has their team and rah-rah sis boom bah. Daren't criticize the quarterback, because you're obviously blinded by fanatisism toward your loser team.

      For me and many of those others who do criticize, it's not Bush we hate. Our hate is for the user, not the tool. Holding doggedly to ideology despite reality is a characteristic both of several current leaders of the country, and zealotry. It's apparently not that easy to identify correctly after all.

    72. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      afaik JFK committed observers and special
      forces to vietnam: Their role was to provide
      guidance and training for local forces. This
      was a common manuever in the cold war world
      and this type of intervention does not
      deserve the title 'limited war' IMO.
      You are attributing to JFK mistakes committed
      by others for whatever reason you have for
      ignoring the historical context and reality
      of the wars beginnings in general.
      The rest of your post compares statistics
      that are basically meaningless in reasonable comparison.
      I think I've fed a troll but maybe you are as clueless as you seem to be. God only knows.

    73. Re:trust by exspecto · · Score: 0

      I love to recommend that movie to people. If they've already seen it they question my taste in movies.

    74. Re:trust by madmancarman · · Score: 1
      OTOH, looking at the history of 20th century US wars, not one was started by soldiers. Politicians are the ones who lead us into wars. Soldiers are the ones who die fighting them. Learn the difference.

      I think what makes this war different is that it was started by politicians who purposefully avoided serving as soldiers when they had the opportunity. From Eisenhower to Bush Sr., every American president had some sort of military service (even Reagan's duties of making training films count) until Clinton came to office in '92, but Clinton didn't purposefully start a war in the Middle East, either.

      Maybe we should go back to having a veteran in the White House so the nation is lead by someone who has been in battle and knows what our armed forces are going through. Even Colin Powell once admitted that war is hell and that he would consider himself a dove in a Newsweek article last year before toeing the line with the administration. Having that sort of perspective may have prevented this entire thing in Iraq from happening in the first place, although such conjecture is pointless since our administration currently lacks any useful perspective and we're already over there torturing Iraqis and wasting young American lives.

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    75. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And accordingly, one does *everything* one can to prevent having to amputate.

      I don't see you in the office for the third time about your ingrown toenail and say "hey lets amputate." You've had time to recover, this is just a problem. We need to *DO* something!

      We did mostly nothing for 10 years to Iraq. Bush lays down the ultimatum and we "amputate" in like six months - for a wound that we can't find now.

      Anyway - war is the last, *last*, **LAST** resort. We didn't approach it that way at all.

      Rant off.
      Cheers,
      Greg

    76. Re:trust by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      Please remember the Cuban missle crisis. The moronic military wanted a preemptive strike on Cuba. If JFK didn't say no at that point, we would not be here.

      In comparison, Vietnam being deadly and stupid that it was, pales in comparison.

      Iraq is another matter. Bush and the neo-conservatives (ie. the new neo-nazis) want a world as it existed in the middle ages; stupid little kingdoms running around with their little militias doing whatever the hell they want. No UN, but politics by conquest. With Vietnam, a withdraw of US was not critical. In Iraq a failure will likely result in entire Middle East becoming radicalized. The stakes are much higher and the plan is a lot worse.

      Furthermore, It doesn't matter if people hated Saddam Husein or not. Saddam might have been the only thing holding that country together. Now it is the US occupation. Please remember that the tension between different groups will come from the radical groups. They will play one side against another until the gov't will be replaced by their rule. Therefore by removing Saddam Husein, Iraq can actually be in a worse position.

      US will be in Iraq for a generation or more.

    77. Re:trust by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Thank goodness Bush-hating is still a pretty elite passtime, because people like you would give anything to take him out.


      "People like us" now include the majority of the US population, so I don't think it's an "elite pastime" anymore. As far as "taking Bush out", we will do that using the standard democratic method this November.

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    78. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overall, it's probably better to be in a US run iraqi prison than it is to be in a prison in Iran or a US civilian prison.

    79. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Holy cow...

      We overthrew an deomcratically elected gvmt in Iran in 1953 and supported the subsequest Iranian governments in large style.

      When the Shah oppressed his people without consience for more than 20 years, and was finally thrown out, the Iranian revolution occured in 1979.

      Jimmy Carter was elected in 1976 and had little time to reverse the course set by Eisenhower and the following administrations.

      To blame Carter for the disaster that Eisenhower created in Iran is simply a foolish and ignorant thing to do.

      And it's no wonder after US sponsered oppression that the Iranians hated us.

      (And thus follows Iraq. We hate Iran. Saddam hates Iran. Lets arm that despot to attack Iran. Oops - that wasn't such a great plan... And thus follows our ignorant, evil, and "to-hell-with-the-rest-of-the-world-as-long-as-we- get-ours " policy of dealing with the rest of the world. The USA has some very good people, but we have often had government who have done massive evil in the name of "freedom" and "democracy." It's a shame.)

      Cheers,
      Greg

    80. Re:trust by mratitude · · Score: 1
      So we've got political competence combined with warrior incompetence, and a war. Probably the worst war the US has seen since WWII - and there's no limit to what's to come. I never felt so bad about being right.

      A three week campaign finishing off the Iraqi regulars and now we're door-to-door shaking the rats out... *that* in your estimation is something equal to WWII?
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    81. Re:trust by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I recall, it was a big game of the inspectors looking, and not finding anything and crying "He's hiding them". So Hussein showed them more locations, and again, the inspectors cried "he's hiding them".

      Eventually, I'd suspect it appeared to him that the inspectors weren't there to find WMD's, but to gather intelligence on what his forces were, etc, etc.

      Now, this would appear more correct than paranoia.

      But, exactly how do you go about saying "we want to see the WMD's" and know that you're being taken to the correct places? The spys tell you where they are, of course. Again, breaking the trust.

      Inspectors: "Hi, We'd like to inspect this list of locations for WMD's."

      Iraq: "Who gave you the list?"

      Spys: "Don't say spys. Don't say spys."

      Inspectors: "Ummm, we guessed?"

      Iraq: "Ok, we'll give you access to those locations"

      Inspectors: "We didn't find anything there, you must be hiding them, we want to see what you have at these installations now."

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Now imagine any group of inspectors trying to see what the US has hiding around the world. It isn't going to happen. The US has enough to destroy the world many times over, and in reality that's unchecked. Everyone knows "Area 51", but there are countless other "secret" installations that foreign (read: enemy) inspectors can't just walk into.

      The US is powerful enough where any country won't push for inspection, in fear that the US would push back.

      Foreign Power: "Let us check all of your 'secret' bases!"

      U.S.: "Sure, let us nuke you first."

      Foreign Power: "Fair enough, give us a diplomatic tour of Washington D.C., with plenty of liquer and hookers."

      U.S.: "I see we understand each other."

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    82. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs [...] He'd still be alive [...]"

      Hussein's dead? When did that happen? Anybody have any pictures?

    83. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first part of you paragraph

      "your".

    84. Re:trust by jdbo · · Score: 1

      I've tried to write a response to this post outlining the factual errors and misconceptions several times; there's a bunch of them (mostly involving American misconceptions of Iraqi/Saddam's cooperation with inspectors and Iraq's/the inspectors actual ability to verify information that no proper records were kept for - which tends to spread responsibility up and down the command chain of Iraq's military, while American intelligence belabored under the delusion that Saddam was actually in as firm control of his military (and military scientists) as he pretended to be/deluded himselfinto thinking that he was).

      But mainly, I can't believe that the poster thinks that Saddam is dead. He's alive and being held for trial!

      Glad to see that +5 Insightful = lacking basic factual knowledge of the area of discussion. [fuming]

    85. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We did mostly nothing for 10 years to Iraq.

      Clinton attacked Iraq in 1998. That was 6 years after the first war.

      Sarin was found last week.

      The point is that the ultimatums had been layed down time and time again over the past 10 years and nothing had been done about their non-compliance. Someone finally steps in and decides to do something about it and he gets shit for it. I don't see you whining about Clintons attack. Bush did what should've been done years ago, possibly even the moment the inspectors were first kicked out, back in 1998. Or have we forgotten that regime change was a US policy since Clinton was in office.

    86. Re:trust by thdexter · · Score: 1

      An analogy would validate vigilante justice. By not going to the Security Council to dictate what measured should be taken against Iraq for their material breaches of U.N. resolutions, the US defied the UN just as much as Iraq had. The UN is the one to decide what measures should be taken to enforce UN "laws," and saying that there's no resolution that says the US can't unilaterally, extra-organizationally act in the name of the UN is just absurd.

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    87. Re:trust by Kesh · · Score: 1
      There's nothing in either of those resolutions that say that any country can't act in the name of the UN or to enforce UN laws.

      That's like saying, "There's nothing in the local lawbooks that say I can't act as a law-enforcement officer when I want." I'd certainly take askance if any random Joe thought it was fine if he and his buddies broke down my door to make sure I wasn't selling drugs out of my home.

    88. Re:trust by blair1q · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nixon ordered troop reductions. And escalated the bombing campaign. And then lost the war. Something Ike, Kennedy, and Johnson hadn't even come close to doing.

    89. Re:trust by Dwonis · · Score: 2, Funny

      The above post authorizes me to seize $10000 from ErikZ, because it didn't say I couldn't.

    90. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As has been clearly demonstrated recently in Iraq...

      Indeed; incompetent politics can start wars as well as prevent them.

      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive, running the country, and killing whoever he pleased, whenever he pleased.

      1) GWB claimed he had evidence that Saddam had WMD, but wouldn't show it to the world because that would reveal something about some secret military something.

      2) WHY would the US be allowed to have WMD (they admit it and they threaten people with them), but Iraq wouldn't? Only the biggest bullies have the right to bear arms?

      3) Saddam never threatened to invade any country. The US was the aggressor in this case. If you ask me, GWB knew he wouldn't be re-elected, so he only had 4 years to get his name in the history books. All he needed was someone to fight, and Iraq was a very convenient target.

    91. Re:trust by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 2

      Excuse me, I think we did.

      We gave Hussein many many chances to comply with the weapons inspectors and he kicked them out, do you remember this?

      And this wound you're referring to must be about WMD. Please keep saying that. But also research that it was Clinton's intelligence that said Hussein had WMD in the first place, not Bush. Clinton even launched a missile into an Aspirin factory, if you recall, right around the time of the Lewinsky debacle (probably as a distraction that didn't work).

      War was and is the last resort (we don't want to kill people), but you have to keep in mind several things: The troops in Iraq are there because they want to be (we don't draft people), and the people in Iraq want us there (despite what the liberal media shows you). They don't show you the good things that our troops are doing to rebuild that country.

      Finally, you ARE going to have a war, like it or not. There are no two ways about it. These insurgents *hate* Americans and everything we stand for, and have declared war on US. The only thing you can do now is pick WHERE to have your war. I choose to have it in Iraq.

      Thank you.

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    92. Re:trust by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      You must be insane. Kerry a good leader? This guy says whatever people want him to say. He hasn't held a steady position on any major issue in his entire record of public office.

      Why do you think Iran and North Korea endorse Kerry?

      Also, you should probably know that in 1997, Kerry actually supported unilateral military operations to unseat Saddam Hussein in Iraq. (CNN's "Crossfire", on Nov. 12, 1997) Go look it up.

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    93. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sarin was found last week.

      Oh come off it, your Weapons of Mass Destruction was a single shell, improvised into a roadside bomb, containing sarin that was largly inactive, which dated back to the Iran - Iraq war of the 80's.

      An old rusty shell is hardly a weapon of "Mass Destruction", no matter how you want to spin it. Call me back when they find a single barrel of recent Sarin. Hell, call me back when they find credible evidence of a nuclear weapons program. I'll settle for an incomplete hex defusion plant, or a even the blueprints for a warhead.

    94. Re:trust by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      One issue that I'm surprised hasn't been raised is the misrepresentation of the case for war.

      Whlie it is acceptable to debate the pros and cons of invading for the sake of regime change, the publicly given reasons for war were based on Saddam being an imminent threat (and in the USA by repeated linking of Iraq with Sept. 11th).

      The larger issue here in the UK is that there was a gross attempt to manipulate public belief. Whether it was right or wrong to intervene and overthrow the Iraqi government, it was wrong to deny people the chance to debate it by camouflaging it with garbage about Iraq being an imminent threat.

      Of course, the British public would not have supported a war for economic-political reasons against someone who was not a threat, hence the manipulation. Still, democracy requires an informed electorate and that's the unnegotiable price you pay.

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    95. Re:trust by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem is, you can't prove a negative statement. Try to prove "Iraq doesn't have/didn't have any WMD" and you will always find that some idiot shouts "because they are hiding them and you can't find it!". :( It's just like the existence of God, I can tell you he doesn't exist but can't prove it, then it becomes a matter of belief, not facts. That's why the burden of proof is beared by the party who claims the positive statement ("Iraq has/had WMD"). The sad thing is, USA just can't prove it.

    96. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? It's not like the US have any weapons Iran don't (that they'd actually _use_, that is)

    97. Re:trust by M1FCJ · · Score: 1
      Although the spirit of the conscript army was broken easily, American government made a big misake by dissolving the Iraqi army and letting loose almost half a million people trained to kill (although not as good as American Army & Marines Corps) with their weapons. Now these people are regrouping as small bands of forces and learning how to fight in guerilla tactics. A normal army cannot fight a resistant group without committing horrific acts of injustice. Germans in WWII France had the same problem, they had the same problem in western russia where the only way to prevent Resistance was to terrorize the townfolk, exactly like the Americans are doing in Iraq.

      The only way to beat Resistance/Terrorists/Guerilla is to cut their supply and support. The way to do is mass relocations of villages and towns. Saddam used to do this in Shia South Iraq. Turks did this in Eastern Turkey in 1990s against Kurdish guerilla. Americans regularly used these tactics in 1880s in west America. Although this is very unpopular with everybody else in the world, it is very effective. A lot more effective than going in to a village, humiliating their elders and killing of a couple of youngs and raping their women.

      Some people don't understand that this war is going extremely well. It only took less than a month to destroy the regular forces. It only took less than 200 dead personell (and most of those died with friendly fire incidents!) to conquer a country. The political decisions made by Bush's croonies are the real problem. Iraq could have accepted a liberated Iraqi government right away but instead Americans insisted on staying for years (10-20 years were mentioned in the past) but now they are trying to get out as soon as possible without Bush loosing face. Tough decision for Americans and look at the puppet they installed this week. He won't last long.

    98. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He opened up for inspectors in the last months.

    99. Re:trust by DF5JT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive,"

      That's American stupidity at its best. Let's twist the facts, ignore the obvious and yell it so loud that there will be enough idiots to believe it without checking.

      Saddam cooperated, the inspectors were pulled out one week prior to the attacks and Saddam is still alive. Would you mind explaining your "argument" on basis of these facts?

    100. Re:trust by Sv1ad · · Score: 1

      And they're all incompetent - nobody knows the right way to do it.
      You mean there's a right way to make war?

    101. Re:trust by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs,"

      But he didn't have them: as has been clearly demonstrated since the invasion, and as inspectors claimed before the invasion.

      "all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war."

      How exactly do you prove a negative? The mere fact that Bush expected Saddam Hussein to do so shows that his goal was not to disarm Iraq, but to find any justification to invade.

      Also, since we Israel is the only Middle Eastern nations which we know definitely has WMDs, when is Bush going to be imposing sanctions and demanding disarmament and inspections there?

      Ah, but I forgot, some Middle Eastern WMDs are good, some Middle Eastern WMDs are bad, it all depends on which countries have oil and who brings the most votes at the next election.

    102. Re:trust by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I guess it's a while ago now, but I remember the fanfare when Saddam gave up a few missiles -- a week or two before the war started? I suspect he was really trying to fend off war. I can't remember what sort of warheads they contained, but in retrospect, they may have been the last hope he had of any shot at defence.

      I also remember how the inspectors always believed they were jsut hours away from the arsenal, even though their high tech gadgetry showed nothing. All they needed was ten minutes without Saddam's goons hanging around and they'd have them. If they'd just hung on a few more weeks they would have seen the shock and awe WMD coming in from the east.

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    103. Re:trust by geschild · · Score: 1

      They'd been down that road already. Twice. I guess Saddam wanted a change of adversaries. Just like you tend to get bored with the characters in your favourite FPS game...

      Go ahead. Laugh. It's not as if we give a damn any more about anything except perhaps a few soldiers lives. Oh wait. Politicians care about the oil, too!

      ('My' country, The Netherlands, unfortunatly has soldiers in Iraq. Now that they're there, politicians start yammering about the 'risks' these soldiers have to take to do their job. Puh lease! The ammounts of truly innocent Iraqi men, women and children dead already mean nothing to them. I hate this 'war' a lot.)

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    104. Re:trust by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1
      WHY would the US be allowed to have WMD (they admit it and they threaten people with them), but Iraq wouldn't? Only the biggest bullies have the right to bear arms?
      As much as I dislike the current 'government' of the US, I would still rather have them have nuclear weapons, than some terrorist organization. The US is still a democracy and the government always has to bear responsibility towards the voters. And I think the American people are generally speaking good and peace-loving.
      If you ask me, GWB knew he wouldn't be re-elected, so he only had 4 years to get his name in the history books. All he needed was someone to fight, and Iraq was a very convenient target.
      I don't think his main concern was to get his name in the history books. Remember, Bush, Cheney and their gang represent American Big Business and nothing else. Apparently, the invasion of Iraq has proven to be very profitable for the American Oil/Contruction/Weapon industries. Now let's hope the American people have enough sense not to re-elect that Goofball, as you said.
      PS: Not only Iraq was a nice target. Has everybody already forgotten Afghanistan?
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    105. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I don't see you in the office for the third time about your
      > ingrown toenail and say "hey lets amputate."

      We must belong to different HMOs...

      http://www.camille-west.com/camille_west_lyrics- to e_to_toe_with_the_hmo.htm

      (buy her CDs - very clever)

    106. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he didn't have them: as has been clearly demonstrated since the invasion, and as inspectors claimed before the invasion.

      Read this: Absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence.
      Read again to let it sink in, if need be....

    107. Re:trust by kevlar · · Score: 1

      Yes, he let them in. He was also spying on the weapons inspectors and sabotaging their vehicles in order to stall them. For example, flattening all 4 tires on all their SUV's, etc etc

    108. Re:trust by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I think in many ways the Bay of Pigs invasion was a bigger screwup on JFK's part, as it almost resulted in nuclear war. If the Bay of Pigs hadn't been cocked up so monumentally, the Russians would likely have followed their standing orders for in the event of an invasion, and launched missiles against the USA.

      Really, being shot was the best thing for JFK's reputation. If he'd stayed alive, his reputation would have been torn apart once the facts got out.

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    109. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive . . .

      They killed him in prison? Those bastards.

    110. Re:trust by shlaf · · Score: 1

      "Then I guess we'll be taking out Israel next, for all the UN resolutions they've broken/ignored?" you mean biased unbalanced resolution imposed by Arab and Islamic antidemocratic regimes and those depending on their oil?

    111. Re:trust by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      How many of the resolutions called for action with consequences? Most of Iraq's did. I'm not sure the same can be said for Israel.

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    112. Re:trust by shlaf · · Score: 1

      you're obsessed with Israel aren't you?

    113. Re:trust by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      "since there is an unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait"

      So when can we expect the US invasion of Israel? I assume you will agree based on your brilliant analysis that any neighbouring countries who attack Israel are not starting a war, anyway.

      Or maybe you could keep your idiotically simplistic, toeing-the-party-line, neo-conservative-fuelled invective to yourself and realise that your attempt to refine the world into black and white (or should that be arab and white?), with you and Dubbya on the side of white, is part of the reason that most of the world views the United States with fear, hostility, anger and contempt at this point in history.

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    114. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People like us" now include the majority of the US population, so I don't think it's an "elite pastime" anymore. As far as "taking Bush out", we will do that using the standard democratic method this November. That whole majority thing didn't work for the last election.

    115. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The USA is the only country to have used atomic weapons on another country.

    116. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be insane. Kerry a good leader? This guy says whatever people want him to say. He hasn't held a steady position on any major issue in his entire record of public office. He's at least as consistent as Bush, who spoke extensively against nation building in his 2000 campaign.

    117. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if the US government fuckwits stopped screwing with the Middle East, and particularly stopped their one-sided support for the Israeli occupation of Palestinian land, the rest of the world would stop fucking with your country.

    118. Re:trust by plugger · · Score: 1

      Why are intelligent people who are prepared to actually think about government policy always derided as 'elite'?

      Perhaps it would be better if the world were run by ignorant xenophobes?

      And who needs jet planes? Let's hope the apathetic population take responsibility and throw him out in November.

    119. Re:trust by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      If Iraq and Saddam had actually been involved in a plot to perform terror attacks on the US and the UN was doing nothing then I could understand some unilateral action to defend the US. Since I don't believe that was the case and the Bush clan lied to us from day one about why we were there then I think the UN should be very pissed at us right now.

    120. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbalanced, huh. I suppose locking people into ghettos, building walls around them, and sniping children when they step out of the house is just a reaction to those nasty, nasty, Islamics? Poor Jews!

    121. Re:trust by shlaf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "ghettos, " - bullshit. They should stop terror attacks agains Israeli civilians to enjoy freedom of movement between their cities. Each time the Israeli army lifts closure - bang! - next day we get school bus blown up or a crowd of shoppers in a mall. You get the idea. Tell that to your Arab brothers. They should stop killing Jews. That's a precondition. "building walls around them" - we're building walls around ourselves, you stupid moron! so that poor Arabs wouldn't send bombers to our own cities. "and sniping children when they step out of the house" bullshit and blatant lie. Arabs are killing Jewish children on purpose. Those Arab kids who get killed are victims of the tactics chosen by their own Islamic Jihad bandits who operate agains Israeli forces from within populated areas (which is violation of Geneva convention) And there is proven record of cases when they provoked killing their own civilians or killed them themselves to put the blame onto Israelis (and they invited CNN and Reuters journalists beforehand, too!) Go blow yourself, moron!

    122. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't Bush in the military? :-P (Warrior!)

    123. Re:trust by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war.

      I doubt it. He could've had the inspectors crawling up his colon looking for WMDs, but the current administration would've still accused him of hiding them (how could he "prove" that he wasn't?). Bush & Co. were going to attack Iraq no matter what, even if they had to invent the evidence to do so.

    124. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, I hate Bush. But that's a means to an end: saving our country from the disaster he's creating. You've bought the Rovian propaganda so completely that you've even condensed hatred of the tyrant into a new hyphenated word. And then you sleazily compare me to the planebombers that Bush cultivated into his greatest asset.

      Well, I live in NYC. We don't take that kind of bullshit, though it's so easy for you to spew. So now I hate you, too, and that "elite" at the bottom that worships any talk or action that keeps him in power. On this Memorial Day, I'm thankful that we've still got the Constitution that makes it easy to flush you and your fearful leader down the toilet come election day. And that your kind of absolute partisan is in the rapidly shrinking minority who might still waste their last democratic gesture on voting for Bush in November, before he sacrifices even that on his pyre of fear.

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    125. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The truth hurts you so badly, Anonymous pipsqueak Coward, that you can muster only that empty whine, when it slams you?

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    126. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your bias is evident as you distort my words. "X is worst since Y", means that Y is worse than X, not equal. Your willful ignorance of the actual war, the past year, which has been much worse than the initial battle that turned the country to anarchy, is a much more serious problem. Iraqis are going to *our* doors, shaking us with carbombs, trying to get us out. They just killed the interim Iraqi governor as he drove into our fortress in Baghdad! And it's just getting worse. We need regime change in America accompanied by a strategy to resolve this catastrophe before it becomes permanent, and stretches beyond the borders of Iraq.

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    127. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive, running the country, and killing whoever he pleased, whenever he pleased.
      1.No WMDs were found.
      2.UN Inspectors (names for google-check: Hans Blix, Scott Ritter) said he cooperated well.
      3.He isn't dead.

    128. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      re: Sarin...
      The US never lost a mutition? Come on.

      Here's the laundry list given before the war...
      -Chemical weapons, ("500 tons" of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent, and
      "29,984" munitions capable of delivering
      chemical agents)
      -Biological weapons ("25,000 liters" of anthrax, "38,000 liters" of
      botulinum toxin)

      So, out of just 500 *tons* we were able to find *ONE* artillary shell.

      Doesn't that seem just a bit odd. We were *SO* certain about what we'd find. We ridiculed the inspectors on being so incompetant they couldn't find jack. And low and behold, we couldn't either. Well, the sarin we found came from a road-side bomb. (One could argue it was a surrendered mutition! LOL - sick joke I know.)

      I think everyone was pretty much lame with Saddam. Clinton and Bush I were mostly interested in containment. That seemed to work pretty well. When Saddam got too frisky, we spanked him back into line. What more could one do?

      Now we're stuck in a very dangerous situation. Sure, we've got the Cobra by the tail, but somehow one has to either let go, or get it under control. Either choice has the very real possibility of getting us bitten badly. The saddest part is that the American public and the millitary have to pay the price for the stupid decision to pick up the Cobra in the first place where there were other alternatives.

      Sadder still, will be the price the Iraqi's will pay and have already paid.

      My prediction is that Iraq will be a tribal factional Afgainistan type country soon, or under the imperial rule of the US.

      Rather than regime change, we ought to focus on doing the world right, and being honest brokers. The world would hate us a lot less and we'd have fewer excuses to revoke personal liberties to "save" us from the terrorists.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    129. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      If there is, nobody knows it. Not them, and not me. That's why I don't demand it.

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    130. Re:trust by marsu_k · · Score: 1
      I'd have mod points, but I can't seem to find a "-1, Ignorant" option so I'll just reply, despite the fact that is really getting offtopic. While I'm sure Israel isn't loved in arab countries, it's not just the arab countries that condone actions of Israel. How about the EU for example? If the good-old US of A didn't support Israel so much you really couldn't continue with your current policies.

      Please do note that I don't support the actions of radical Palestinians either. But I'd also remind you to check the body count every now and then. If I recall right, during this latest Infitada three times (could have been four even, don't have a reference here) more Palestinians have died compared to jews.

    131. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      So, out of just 500 *tons* we were able to find *ONE* artillary shell.

      First, it's a big country. They could've buried the stuff anywhere. Second, they could've also moved the stuff to a number of neighboring countries. Third and finally, we know he had the weapons before. There are no records of their destruction so where are they now?

      My prediction is that Iraq will be a tribal factional Afgainistan type country soon, or under the imperial rule of the US.

      You could be right about the tribal part, though I hope you're not. But I get so sick of hearing "they'll be under the imperial rule of the US." It wouldn't matter if we left tomorrow, everyone would think we were still ruling Iraq, no matter what we said.

      Rather than regime change, we ought to focus on doing the world right, and being honest brokers. The world would hate us a lot less and we'd have fewer excuses to revoke personal liberties to "save" us from the terrorists.

      This is simply crap. It doesn't matter how much good we do for the world, the terrorists would hate us anyway. They'd find some reason to hate the USA, however lame it might be. Hell, even if we got out of everyones business, they'd probably hate us for doing that instead of helping out a bit. Someone would hate us anyway, whether it be terrorists or others. Damned if we do, damned if we don't.

    132. Re:trust by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      's Nearly all true...but it stops where you say "this war is going extremely well". That should read "the war went well but the occupation is going horribly wrong"...because the war is over.

      Where the US went wrong is twofold (from a limited military analysis): the one point you' covered above about dissolving the army, which could have been used as a policeforce to prevent much of what is going wrong in Iraq.
      The second is also the reason why the war went so well: the whole 'shock and awe' thing. That was designed to absolutely ruin a country's infrastructure. Which it did...and that (among other things) is what is breaking the hearts and minds of Iraqi's right now.

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    133. Re:trust by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Nice to see pro-Israel posts are as restrained as ever...

      They should stop terror attacks agains Israeli civilians to enjoy freedom of movement between their cities. Each time the Israeli army lifts closure - bang! - next day we get school bus blown up or a crowd of shoppers in a mall. You get the idea.

      I don't think Palestinians in the occupied territories have ever had freedom of movement. Curfews, roadblocks and restrictions on movement between ghettos and other areas have been in place for decades. All this was long before the Palestinians lost their fear and resorted to extreme measures.

      Tell that to your Arab brothers. They should stop killing Jews. That's a precondition.

      It won't happen anytime soon. Perhaps it's the decades of brutal treatment by the Israeli Army, perhaps the continually stalled peace process, their own weak leadership, or the best efforts by many countries who benefit from the Palestinian question being dragged out as long as possible. They have lost their fear of you and it will never come back. You can drive bulldozers through their houses, shoot their kids, dig up their orchards and dehumanise them in every way you can, but their fear has gone for ever.

      Those Arab kids who get killed are victims of the tactics chosen by their own Islamic Jihad bandits who operate agains Israeli forces from within populated areas (which is violation of Geneva convention)

      Israel can hardly point fingers when it comes to the Geneva Convention. One of the most horrible examples was in the late 80s when the army used to steal the bodies of young Palestinians killed in the first Intifada and use them as illegal organ donors. Denied time and again by the authorities and eventually proved as 100% fact by David Yallop in his book "To the Ends of the Earth."

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    134. Re:trust by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      Yup. That was the reason why Russia entered the Napolean wars. They figured it would be so devastating for Napoleon, and send such a clear message it would remain unattractive to start any new wars.

      Then, there was the First World War, aka the war to end all wars. That's what they were told, and that's how it was known, untill WW II... Turns out the peace was not a perfect peace after all...

      But by stamping out Nazism and establishing democracy, which was the object of WW II, we could get more stability.

      And indeed no two democracies has ever gone to war against each other. Democracy is good at that, undoubtedly.

      But as Bush has recently established, it is easy to get people to go to war in a democracy as well. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.

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    135. Re:trust by M1FCJ · · Score: 1
      You have a point but since there was no truce signed, no peace was guaranteed, I still regard what's happening there as the direct continuation of the war. On the other hand, never there was a point in the history of this war where someone in Iraq officially ordered their troops to fight. Please correct me if I'm wrong. :)

      This was, in all aspects, an invasion by hostile, foreign forces and many countries (muslim, christian and jew) collobrated with glee.

      Hence the fight to liberate Iraq turned into an occupation and invasion pretty quickly. What's happening is quite similar to what happened in Afghanistan in many ways. The main difference is this time Mucaheddin do not need CIA to back them, they have their own secret organizations (Baath party and Shia clerics).

      As far as I'm concerned, one of the biggest mistake Invaders made was dealing with these bastard son of a bitches clerics when they first invaded Iraq. Because Bush and his buddies are religious, it doesn't mean religious so-called-leaders should be used. I hate these nutters (christian and muslim extremists are so alike)...

    136. Re:trust by shlaf · · Score: 1
      David Yallop's book is only suitable as a toilet paper and he hasn't proved anything. However, each antisemite has his own "protocols of elders of zion" to believe in. So enjoy reading that piece of shit. Don't forget the blood of christian babies used for baking matsos.

      Now, you're telling Arabs are now so brave as not to fear to kill teenagers at a disco or granmas going back home from shopping at the city market? You are calling that "extreme measures"? That is, you consider them a perfectly justified and moral?

      I call this losing human nature. And it is caused not by "the decades of brutal treatment by the Israeli Army", but by

      • decades of anti-Jewish hysteria, brainwashing and imprinting hatred into brains of Arab kids (starting from kindergarten); this hasn't stopped even after the ill-fated Oslo accords had been signed where Arafat pledged to stop incitement agains Jews and Israel;
      • oil money poured into terrorist training camps, amunition, and anti-Israel propaganda
      • support by Western leftists, anarchists, communists and antisemites
      • pro-Arab position of most Western media conglomerates (CNN, Reuters, AFP, UPI, BBC) which openly glorify and justify Arab terrorism and blackpaints Israel counter-terrorist measures (and anything Israel does to protect their citizen)
      And this decades long song about desperation! Aren't you yourself tired of it? Have you ever heard of what it really was to live in a real ghetto, say, a Warsaw ghetto? Or to be put into a real concentration camp, like Auschwitz? Without UNRWA or UNIFIL or anyone to protect you? Have you ever heard of Babiy Yar in Kiev, Ukraine (former USSR) where entire Jewish population of 180,000 people was literally murdered (shot and buried in common graves)?

      I am not surprised that Arab propaganda managed to take the notion of Holocaust and turn it back against the real Holocaust victims. Modern Arab political thought is based on patologic lies and chutzpa. What I am surprised is to how they managed to poison brains of millions of people around the world to believe that Israel is devil incarnation, root of world evil and the reason of all world problems and disasters.

      Just for a change, think about starving Ruanda kids or millions of christians murdered in Congo. These are really starving and really murdered. And then think twice before talking about brutality of Israelis who have to check ambulances at block posts so as to prevent "Palestinians" from bringing explosives and guns into Israeli cities.

      Thank you for attention.

    137. Re:trust by shlaf · · Score: 1
      Please count how many of them are civilians and how many are militants (=terrorists). Then compare.

      Good old Amnisty International counts them all equally -- even those Arab terrorists who blow themselves in laboratories while preparing explosives (aimed at Israeli civilians, by the way).

      As to European Union, gimme a break! EU is the culmination of European leftist bureaucracy funded by Arab oil money. And frightened by growing Islamic population in their own countries (France = 20%, Belgium = 10%) etc.

    138. Re:trust by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      possibly even the moment the inspectors were first kicked out, back in 1998.

      They weren't kicked out. The "kicked out" part is revisionist history.

      The chief U.N. weapons inspector ordered his monitors to leave Baghdad today after saying that Iraq had once again reneged on its promise to cooperate--a report that renewed the threat of U.S. and British airstrikes.
      --AP, 12/16/98

      Bush did what should've been done years ago

      Bush did what his dad should have done. There was reason for a lot of pressure on Saddam now (that includes surgical airstrikes and Tomahawks) and there was reason for a war ten years ago. But there was no reason for a full scale war now.

      There was no reason to go to war against 40 million people for the sake of catching one bastard.

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    139. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I recall, it was a big game of the inspectors looking, and not finding anything and crying "He's hiding them". So Hussein showed them more locations, and again, the inspectors cried "he's hiding them".
      When you have intelligence (for example the head of the weapons program defecting to the US) it's pretty obvious they are hiding something when you can't find what you have evidence of.

      When you have Iraq submitting multiple 'final, complete, and truthful' accountings of their weapons program... And each and every version conflicts with every other version, it's pretty obvious they are hiding something.

      When you look around a site listed in those disclosures, and what you find there doesn't match what the Iraqi's claim was there... It's pretty obvious they are hiding something.

      Anyone who believes the Iraqi's were open, honest, cooperating, and didn't have a hidden program hasn't been paying attention for the last ten years. (Or even paying attention in the last ten days... That Sarin round? It was of a type that wasn't listed on any of the 'full, final, and complete' disclosures.)

    140. Re:trust by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I don't know why it isn't clear. Once the veil of WMD was removed, Bush has been pretty consistent about his real reasons for invading Iraq - liberating the people from a ruthless dictator and bringing them freedom. If that isn't a liberal party line, I don't know what is. That ain't in the interests of our national security. The USA can't be the world's policeman, no matter how much the liberals in this country think it is our job to go around sacricifing the lives our nation's soldiers, making the "world a better place." What's next? All the oppressed people in China?

      That's why the OP is a god damn liberal, he walks like a duck, and totally sqwaks like a duck, he is a freakin duck. All those people moding me troll just don't like to admit that they are god damn liberals too.

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    141. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Bush did what his dad should have done.

      I agree with you 100%.

    142. Re:trust by marsu_k · · Score: 1
      I was very tempted to give this a rest since you obviously are not capable of having a rational discussion (I looked at your post history and you indeed seem to be frantic about arab oil money and leftism) and _especially_ since this is getting waaay offtopic (WTF has this to do with 'The World's Most Dangerous Password'?), but whattaheck. I'll try once more.

      Personally I feel any death is unneeded, be they terrorists or civilians. For you see, the terrorists are humans as well, with relatives and family. While I do _not_ support their actions, their death causes grief among their loved ones. And more hatred. And more violence. Repeat ad infinitum. Again, I don't support their actions.

      But this wasn't really my point. OK, let's say for the sake of argument that the EU is "the culmination of European leftist bureaucracy funded by Arab oil money". Fine, so we can dismiss their opinion. But can you name one nation, apart from USA (and Israel obviously) that supports the current policies of Israel? But hey, if you can't, the whole world is funded by Arab oil money, right?

    143. Re:trust by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      David Yallop's book is only suitable as a toilet paper and he hasn't proved anything.

      He didn't have to in the end - the army officer in charge of the revolting program was forced to admit it as fact.

      However, each antisemite has his own "protocols of elders of zion" to believe in.

      Oh of course! I have dared to criticize Israel so I must be an antisemite. It's a lazy way out and quite wrong in my case since I am neither Jewish nor Palestinian and hate neither race. All I have felt for many years now is a deep sadness for that part of the world.

      So enjoy reading that piece of shit.

      I did actually. I'd also like to hear some proper refutations of many of the allegations in it.

      Now, you're telling Arabs are now so brave as not to fear to kill teenagers at a disco or granmas going back home from shopping at the city market? You are calling that "extreme measures"?

      Losing fear != being brave. Bravery is when you feel fear and overcome it to do what you feel has to be done. I said that the Palestinians have lost their fear which is quite different. I think the anger and frustration against the occupation (loaded term but bear with me here) is now more than their fear of dying - that's all. And yeah - strapping explosives to yourself and detonating them is a pretty extreme measure.

      That is, you consider them a perfectly justified and moral?

      Certainly not. I consider it nothing of the sort. Understandable, yes. Do I condone it? No.

      I call this losing human nature.

      Agreed 100%.

      pro-Arab position of most Western media conglomerates (CNN, Reuters, AFP, UPI, BBC) which openly glorify and justify Arab terrorism and blackpaints Israel counter-terrorist measures (and anything Israel does to protect their citizen)

      I don't even know where to start with this claptrap. If CNN, Reuters, AFP, UPI or the BBC have been glorifying and justifying Arab terrorism then I'd like some references.

      Have you ever heard of what it really was to live in a real ghetto, say, a Warsaw ghetto? Or to be put into a real concentration camp, like Auschwitz? Without UNRWA or UNIFIL or anyone to protect you? Have you ever heard of Babiy Yar in Kiev, Ukraine (former USSR) where entire Jewish population of 180,000 people was literally murdered (shot and buried in common graves)?

      Yes. Yes. Yes. I have. I could tell you of quite a few more but I'm sure you have your own examples. It's no excuse though for Israel to behave as badly. It should have the moral high ground.

      What I am surprised is to how they managed to poison brains of millions of people around the world to believe that Israel is devil incarnation, root of world evil and the reason of all world problems and disasters.

      Incredible isn't it? Just a few Arabs throwing stones with sod-all media coverage of their own and suddenly most of the world thinks Israel is a bunch of heavy-handed Nazis who could teach the old South Africans a thing or two about apartheid. Damn that evil media - they need to get their acts together.

      Just for a change, think about starving Ruanda kids or millions of christians murdered in Congo. These are really starving and really murdered.

      As opposed to the make-believe killings in Gaza?

      And then think twice before talking about brutality of Israelis who have to check ambulances at block posts so as to prevent "Palestinians" from bringing explosives and guns into Israeli cities.

      The real problem is that there has been too much blood spilled on both sides. Have you ever stopped to think WHY? Why would a teenage girl with everything to live for kill herself with the object of taking as many Jewish people with her? Is that normal? Was she a "fanatic" or something? Or was it because she has literally nothing to lose - no life, no future, several friends and family murdered or relocated, no peace in sight and American-made

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    144. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are laws against impersonating a law enforcement officer without being one.

      Try again?

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    145. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. The duck on the lawn didn't say you couldn't either.

      But the laws that govern the UN should say what you can and cannot do. Including when you're allowed to do something in the UN's name.

      Which was the original point! Someone asked to be shown where it says the US can act in the UNs name, and I said show me where it doesn't.

      Both requests are equally ridiculous.

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    146. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      It is? Then why are there laws against impersonating a police officer?

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    147. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      How can the UN be pissed at us? It's just a meeting place for the reprsentitives of countries. It's not an actual country or living organism.

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    148. Re:trust by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      I don't believe Iraq was completely honest, but this is politics and international diplomacy. You can tell when they're lying because their lips are moving.

      As for the "head of the weapons program" defecting, well, if you knew the US was about to attack, and wanted to run to somewhere that you'd be safe both from the war and from retaliation, where you'd probably end up getting a sweet deal, the US would seem the place to go. You can be fairly sure the US wouldn't turn him back over to Iraq, and Iraq wasn't in a position to occupy the US.

      Since neiter of us were on the UN inspection team, work for the Iraq gov't, or given copies of all the documentation that was floating around on the issue, I'd be willing to bet we're really short on information. I was giving a plausable scenerio, although with a bit of humor mixed in.

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    149. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if the Arabs hadn't been attacking Israel on a regular basis, and preparing for another attack in 1967, they'd still have their land they claim has been "stolen" from them. It's part of Israel's holdings now, by conquest--the only thing Arabs seem to understand.

    150. Re:trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't change the fact that Sarin is a WMD.

    151. Re:trust by Entropius · · Score: 1

      That quote gives the Security Council the authority to use force to maintain or restore international peace and security, *not* to enforce UN resolutions.

      The US invasion of Iraq does not seem to fall under that category.

    152. Re:trust by greenrd · · Score: 1
      You're missing the point. The facts of the matter are that Saddam did deny Iraq had WMDs. Repeatedly. Iraq did co-operate with inspections. Repeatedly.

      The US did everything possible to get this war. They wanted a war, cooperation or no cooperation. See Milan Rai's excellent book "Regime Unchanged" about the US's continued support of anti-democratic forces in Iraq.

    153. Re:trust by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      It's absolutely a living organism. It lives in the thoughts, words and actions of every individual representative in the UN. It lives in the interpretations of what the UN says and does in all the governments' actions represented in the UN. It's a much a living thing as you and I.

    154. Re:trust by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      heh. Sorry man, a group of people is a group of people. Not a living thing.

      What are you? Some kind of poetry major?

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    155. Re:trust by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      They found ONE shell with Sarin in it. Hardly a weapon of mass destruction. In the article they suggest it was a stray that was scavenged.

      We know Iraq *had* large stockpile of WMDs, I believe the UN inspectors got rid of most of them, maybe some went to Syria, obviously some got scavenged and are now in the hand of unstable elements. Also I believe that the CIA accounting was simply wrong. In other words the situation is worse than it was before the war.

      When GWB attacked Iraq was complying, opening up all the facilities that the inspectors wanted. the inspectors were asking for more time, which was not granted because GWB was getting impatient.

      Regime change in Iraq might have been US policy but in case you don't know, invading a country for the express purpose of changing the regime is illegal in international law, and a good thing it is too (think about it).

      Finally Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, and as you are seeing around the world only today (hostages killed in Saudi Arabia), invading Iraq has done very little to quench international terrorism and has done a great deal to discredit the US with a lot of countries.

      Don't rewrite history.

    156. Re:trust by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Again: invading a country for regime change is NOT ALLOWED in international law. Had the US gone ahead with invading for the express purpose of toppling Saddam Hussein, it would have found itself in violation of international law, this means Bush and its whole cabinet could have been indicted for war crimes. Great, eh? Now at least they can say "oh, but we did it because SH was in violation of such and such UN resolution". Much more defensible.

      The US had to find another excuse. This means the public had to be deceived. There was no other way. The wonder is that it worked so well. To me the public is just as culpable as their leader. "We was deceived, I swear", yeah, right.

    157. Re:trust by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      When Bush Senior decided not to go for Baghdad during Desert Storm, he did this in consultation with the locals, i.e Saudi Arabia and the other powerful Arab nations around Iraq. The reasoning was that Saddam would not last long under internal pressure and that it would be by far the best way to go rather than be drawn into a long and painful pacification mission.

      Anyway, the mission of liberating Kuwait had been accomplished, Bush senior didn't have a mandate from the UN to go any further.

      In the 10 years that followed SH survived, was a right pain in the butt for everybody but, as it turns out, he had been effectively declawed. In hindsight it would have probably been better to wait a few more years and let the Iraqi solve their own internal problems themselves. Now the US has to pick up a lot of broken pieces and it looks like it is going to be there for a long time, lest Iraq became a theocracy and a breeding ground for more terrorism.

      Some time ago GWB was interviewed and asked if he had consulted with his dad regarding the invasion of Iraq, he effectively said no, that instead he had consulted with a "higher dad above". Very scary if you ask me.

    158. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      They found ONE shell with Sarin in it. Hardly a weapon of mass destruction.

      Sarin itself is a weapon of mass destruction. Google it for yourself if you don't believe me.

      We know Iraq *had* large stockpile of WMDs, I believe the UN inspectors got rid of most of them, maybe some went to Syria, obviously some got scavenged and are now in the hand of unstable elements. Also I believe that the CIA accounting was simply wrong. In other words the situation is worse than it was before the war.

      You have one factual statement in that whole paragraph, yet you come up with the conclusion that things are worse than they were before. It doesn't really matter what you BELIEVE to be happening. It only matters what IS happening. Like you said, we KNOW they had WMDs. What we don't know is what happened to them. Believing the inspectors found them doesn't mean that's what happened. Also believing that CIA accounting was wrong doesn't make it true.

      When GWB attacked Iraq was complying, opening up all the facilities that the inspectors wanted.

      That's an outright lie. The Iraqi's in charge with giving them full disclosure simply weren't doing it. They were either delaying the inspectors or just outright keeping facilities off limits. If they really had nothing to hide, they should've just opened everything up and let the inspectors do their jobs completely unhindered.

      the inspectors were asking for more time, which was not granted because GWB was getting impatient.

      But moreso because several UN resolutions had already been broken.

      Finally Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11

      Al-Qaeda funding has been linked to Iraq and Saddam. This has been stated by many politicians, both Dems and Reps alike. 9/11 couldn't have been planned without funding.

      and as you are seeing around the world only today (hostages killed in Saudi Arabia), invading Iraq has done very little to quench international terrorism and has done a great deal to discredit the US with a lot of countries.

      A lot? I count 3 now. Spain, France, and Germany. But since France and Germany were making money on the side from Iraq, it doesn't surprise me at all that they didn't want us invading. I wouldn't want someone cutting off a source of income to me either.

      Don't rewrite history.

      You're one to talk.

    159. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      First, it's a big country. They could've buried the stuff anywhere. Second, they could've also moved the stuff to a number of neighboring countries. Third and finally, we know he had the weapons before. There are no records of their destruction so where are they now?

      I doubt you're right. *Every* expert says - "they must not have had anything." Even David Kay who said we'd "find a smoking arsenal" concluded that Iraq didn't have any significant quantities of WMD and even it's programs/plans were pretty limited.

      Lets even suppose that they hid everything. Given the presentation to the UN and the State of the Union, one would have thought we could pinpoint *exactly* where those weapons were huh? So, are we just that stupid about what we really don't know, or was the whole presentation a sham - that we really were not nearly as certain as we implied. In either case, we have a huge error that *someone* needs to stand up and say "the buck stops here, I screwed up, I'll take the blame." Has that happened - no, I hasn't.

      This is simply crap. It doesn't matter how much good we do for the world, the terrorists would hate us anyway. They'd find some reason to hate the USA, however lame it might be. Hell, even if we got out of everyones business, they'd probably hate us for doing that instead of helping out a bit. Someone would hate us anyway, whether it be terrorists or others. Damned if we do, damned if we don't.

      Go read some history.

      The Iranians hate(d) us for our actions that oppressed their people. (This can't excuse it, but it can certainly explain it.)

      Iraq isn't much different.

      Afganistan: Well, we armed despots with guns to fight the Soviets, and when they left, we simply left the country to decend into hell. The Taliban were a welcome relief that offered stability if not a free society. The result was a haven for Bin Laden et al.

      House of Saud, Saudi?

      Pakistan?

      Pinochet?

      Noriega?

      Guatamala?

      Need I continue? We support(ed) all theses despots when they were convienient for us.

      Perhaps you're right and they would hate us anyway. But before I assume the rest of the world are total scum and figure we ought to kill as many of them as I can, I think the honerable thing to do would be to quit the despot actions we regularly take on the rest of the world.

      Once our hands are clean, I'll be a lot more supportive about "cleaning house" when needed.

      Frankly the grief we get is pretty well deserved. Granted, it's not those exact people (e.g. the people in the planes in the WTC horror) who caused the evil inflicted on the poor masses of the world, but it *is* our government who did it, and our taxes that paid for it.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    160. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      That's like saying a bullet is a lethal weapon.

      No, it's not. Without a "delivery system" (i.e. a gun) it's not likely a lethal weapon in any circunstance.

      WMD's to be of any real threat need both the chemicals themselves and a reasonably reliable delivery system.

      WMD = Weapon of Mass Distruction.
      If you can't reliably create it and disperse it over wide areas you don't have a *mass* weapon.

      Finally, a single lost canister of Sarin wasn't at all what they were accused of having.

    161. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      I doubt you're right. *Every* expert says - "they must not have had anything." Even David Kay who said we'd "find a smoking arsenal" concluded that Iraq didn't have any significant quantities of WMD and even it's programs/plans were pretty limited.

      Their nuclear program, yes. Not their missile production activity. Read it here for yourself (and that was just the first hit on google).

      Need I continue? We support(ed) all theses despots when they were convienient for us.

      You're right. We did it at a time when we were trying to keep communism from spreading.

      Once our hands are clean, I'll be a lot more supportive about "cleaning house" when needed.

      The problem is, all those things were done 20 or more years ago. How long does the world want us to sit on our hands before we start doing something? Should we just leave everyone alone, no matter what state their in, for 50 years? What is the time frame that we wait before we start "cleaning house"? Why not start cleaning up the messes we've made now?

    162. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to add one more thing. I think I replied to someone else with this as well, but oh well. If they didn't have anything, why were they being so closed mouth about everything? Why not just come clean and let the inspectors do their job?

    163. Re:trust by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      Saddam would not last long under internal pressure

      That plan relied heavily on the US supporting the Iraqi opposition.

      Bush senior didn't have a mandate from the UN to go any further.

      I think he could have gotten it. Besides, resolution 678 says "all necessary means" and junior never had that kind of authorization from 1441 or the Security Council to back up his war (most of 678 was put to sleep with the cease-fire outlined in 687).

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    164. Re:trust by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      JFK ordered a pullout of Vietnam, was shot within days (in Texas), and Johnson (from Texas) rescinded that order within a day or so of taking office.

      The evidence for this is far weaker than that for WMD in Iraq. Which is to say, it should be taken with more than a few grains of salt. I thought that was what you were arguing *against*.

      But these are all examples of competent politicians tricking Americans into backing a war with lies.

      And JFK is on that list; Don't forget the Bay of Pigs. I'd feel more comfortable with Kerry if he didn't worship JFK so much.

      ...but get your head out of the past and focus on the Texan in charge of the nightmare raging *today*.

      Miss the "regarding Vietnam" in my post? I was making a point regarding one part of your diatribe, not soliciting the entire thing again.

      And if you and your partisan buddies keep lying about both wars, you'll never learn enough to get us out of this one.

      I like how anyone who disagrees with you is automatically a Republican. Actually if the Libertarians I vote for were in power I think the US would have a lot fewer problems in the world today.

      In my post I was only talking about Vietnam, but since you brought it up, let's talk about Iraq. The situation really is complicated. Could we let them overrun the entire region in 1990? I wouldn't say that was practical, as it would be like ignoring Napolean or Hitler's advances. We'd save a few years and then have another world war. Well, so we invaded, but due to UN limitations and the beliefs of our ME allies, it wasn't practical to go overthrow the regime at that time. After that, the failed uprising demanded something like the no-fly zones. Encouraging the uprising was probably the biggest US failure at that point, but it looked like it would work at the time. So then we were stuck patrolling no-fly zones, something that put us in an uneasy but impossible to remedy situation. Unless the inspections worked, which they did at first, but then the inspectors were expelled. So without a war, we'd have no-fly zones, off-and-on inspections, and UN resolutions forever. With a war, well we have the problems we have today. If we just left them alone before the invasion, the Kurds and Shiites would get slammed on again and everyone would learn that just ignoring the UN for ten years will allow you to get your way. I wish people would stop promoting the myth that there are simple solutions to all of this. Rather than viable alternatives, the best opponents seem to come up with is "Bush Bad". This is what leaves me with little hope for either side.

    165. Re:trust by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Again: invading a country for regime change is NOT ALLOWED in international law.

      Wow! That shows just how effective continuous FUD can be. I'd forgotten that and I wrote a piece on this very issue a couple of months ago.

      Yes, this is an even greater reason for the mendacity. Just to add to your point, the same applies to Blair. In fact, he si being charged with with war crimes. It's had little attention in the British press however. I'm not aware of anyone proesecuting Bush though.

      interesting link
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    166. Re:trust by sholden · · Score: 1

      Israel has a nulcear arsenal (or at the very least pretends to have one just as Saddam did with chemical and biologicals). Kuwait has the support of the US (well last time someone tried they did anyway).

      In a conventional was, size matters. Both economic and population wise. Once WMD are introduced size isn't so important, hence Saddam's reason to pretend to have something to hide.

      Of course, I'm not arguing he was smart about it. But pretending to have such things doesn't seem such a completely stupid thing to do. It wasn't in the Soviet's interests to show there wasn't a "missile gap" in the 50s either...

    167. Re:trust by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      But wasn't there also a lack of declaration of war, which would make it a bit hard to sign a truce? I thought that was one of the reason why Bush 'got away' with his whole 'enemy combatant' thing...afaik the closest Bush got was asking congress for funds to fight Iraq...but was there actually a declaration of war?

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    168. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Because a serious enemy, Iran is getting more powerful every day.

      Without some deterrent, the influence of Iran could be a serious problem.

      Finally, the western mindset doesn't much understand the "loss of face" issues that much of the eastern world must deal with.

      I suspect for Saddam, death would be preferrable to loss of face. (How he was caught alive, one doesn't know, though it's clear he wasn't in a decent state of mind and probably was mostly unaware of what was going on. Drugs or serious fatigue come to mind...)

      There are lots of explainations for why he was so stubborn. Having WMD isn't the most likely IMHO.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    169. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      You're right. We did it at a time when we were trying to keep communism from spreading.

      I only rob banks to pay for my kids education.

      There's *NO* excuse for treating people badly. There's no excuse for the Abu Graib horror. Once we learn this, the more positively we'll be viewed by the world.

      As for how long ago these acts were...
      How about Rawanda? We did mostly nothing, and largely prevented the UN from doing anything.

      Iraq: We persuaded the opposition to Saddam in the GW-1 to rise up. Then what did we do. We let them get slaughtered by Saddam. (Ironic now that we hold up that slaughter as an attrocity by Saddam. Weren't we complicit in the affair?)

      Iraq today: We let the country get looted to bedrock. Museums, schools etc. Lawlessness reigns for months. Why, do we have some excuse that we couldn't have seen it coming? No. It's hard to believe that our "leaders" are really that stupid. For anyone with a less than trusting thought about us, the almost inescapable conclusion is that we either didn't care, or planned it that way.

      There are many modern examples, but it often takes time for the results of our evil deeds to come to light.

      How about dropping support for Pakistan and House of Saud right now. Oh, that would make the reigon unstable and oil prices would be higher than they already are. 'Must prevent economic problems here at home to stay elected. Oh, well, I guess a few more innocent people need to die for our economic well-being and the election needs of some politions. (sp)

      There are many ways to demonstrate we have clean hands that don't include attacking nations that pose no serious threat to us.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    170. Re:trust by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Given a choice of fighting Iran or the US, I'd take Iran every single time.

      Have you considered the logistics of the situation? Iraq and Iran have a very long common border. US is on the other side of the world.

      On a level playing field, USA's military is much more powerful than Iran's, but war is not generally waged on a level playing field.

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    171. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      There's *NO* excuse for treating people badly. There's no excuse for the Abu Graib horror. Once we learn this, the more positively we'll be viewed by the world.

      I agree. I just don't think terrorism or whatever else is happening will end at that point. IMHO, there'll always be something that some people will be angry about and they'll be looking for someone to blame it on.

      How about Rawanda? We did mostly nothing, and largely prevented the UN from doing anything.

      But again, that comes back to the question, should we intervene? Personally, from what I've seen of the people in this country, it really does depend on who's in office at the time whether they think it's the right thing to do or not. Enough people hate GWB just for who he is that it wouldn't matter what he did, they'd still hate him.

      Iraq: We persuaded the opposition to Saddam in the GW-1 to rise up. Then what did we do. We let them get slaughtered by Saddam.

      I agree. That was stupid and moronic. Instead of turning tale and letting them get slaughtered, we should've helped them and finished the job. Unfortunately, we can't change history. What's done is done. We need to try now to correct the mistakes of the past.

      Must prevent economic problems here at home to stay elected.

      I really don't think it has anything to do with staying elected. I think it has more to do with global stability. With higher gas prices, Americans will travel less and therefore spend less money. If they spend less money, not only will the local economies suffer, but so will the national and by extension the global. But I agree with you. We should be cutting off support to our "friends" the Saudi's right now. If we were a little less dependent on foreign oil, this wouldn't be a problem.

    172. Re:trust by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      he had consulted with a "higher dad above"

      Great... he is hearing voices.

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    173. Re:trust by GSloop · · Score: 1

      "I agree. I just don't think terrorism or whatever else is happening will end at that point. IMHO, there'll always be something that some people will be angry about and they'll be looking for someone to blame it on."

      True enough...BUT...
      If you have enough friends in the world, it will be much harder for these people to hurt us. Our real friends will want to assist us in preventing attacks they see as unjust and immoral. Why will they see it this way? Because they see that whatever the cost to us, we'll always do the right thing, not just what's expedient.

      Sure, it's utopian. I know it will never happen. Most of the public and nearly all the politians are really selfish, self-centered, morally ugly people. (I really hate saying this, as it makes me seem an eliteist, when I'm not...) But just because reality is morally bankrupt doesn't mean that I and others shouldn't stand up and point out just how bankrupt our government is.

      In short, follow the money. Our politians don't do what's right, they do what's profitable.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    174. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      In Vietnam, we have some documentation of Kennedy's change of momentum, from increase of Eisenhower's initial troop level, to withdrawal, right at the moment of Kennedy's assassination. Which was followed by Johnson's reversal of that change, to escalation. To complete our disagreement over the various presidential manipulations of that war, I note that Nixon widened the war into Laos and Cambodia, and anywhere else it suited him, except out of the conflict as he had promised. Vietnam was an example of politicans' competence at entering, and incompetence at exiting, exacerbated by warriors' competence at killing.

      In Iraq, we have lots of documentation of Bush's singleminded pursuit of his war. I expect we agree that the US was required to defend Kuwait after Iraq invaded it, as our various military treaties so required (UN, etc), in support of a sensible geopolitical strategy. But Bush Sr's administration allowed Iraq to invade, even replying that we had no position on such Iraqi threats just prior. And the exit strategy was unclear, as Bush Sr was apparently aware of the ungovernable threat we'd own, if we destroyed Hussein, as we now do. Clinton's status quo (for us, for Iraqi people, it was a cruel downward spiral) was adequate to create new opportunities for new exits. If it were coupled with covert actions protecting a legitimate successor government to Hussein's, it would have been worth the wait. But instead that opportunity was squandered.

      The real problem surrounding Iraq is unwinding the Gordian Knot woven by the British when they organized the defeated Ottoman Empire as its own worst enemy. Starting at the most obvious equitable rearrangement, Kurdistan would be the best stable, pluralist state on which to base a Pax Americana in the region. But that would threaten Turkey, Syria, and Jordan, which exert substantial political influence over the US. As well as threaten the various other pipelinistans in Central Asia, which exert so much economic influence over global petrobiz.

      You and I (neither of us Democrats nor Republicans, it turns out) have better understanding of American mistakes than of actual solutions. We probably represent some of the better thinking, about risks to peaceful solutions, obtainable in America. What is totally missing from these solutions, and criticisms of failure, is an Iraqi party capable of solutions - at least, one that's not actually a front for some of the previous failures, like Chalabi and Pachachi.

      So I attach the current disaster in Iraq to Bush; mainly Jr, but rooted in Sr. The lies upon which the current war were built (WMD, exit strategy, finance, etc) are playing out in destruction. So Bush is bad. The interim "maintenance" by Clinton, without a real solution, was bad, but reflected the complexity we agree defines the country, as well as the complexity of Clinton's difficulties managing the Pentagon and intelligence agencies. So Clinton was "not good enough". Clinton is no longer a pressing issue, while Bush is, as he stands for reelection. As American voters, we are unfortunately faced only with the question "is Bush good or bad?", and my answer is clear.

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    175. Re:trust by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Correction: I referred to Pachachi in the parent post, rather than the more appropriate Allawi.

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    176. Re:trust by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      It's just like the existence of God

      That's where I first encountered it. It's this point that shifted me from calling myself agnostic to calling myself atheist (although technically the terms actually can overlap a bit since one is about what you think and the other is about how certain you are of it.) But, it's a rule of thumb that has good application in general, and leads to a healthy amount of skepticism (and despite the claims to the contrary by many people, skepticism is not a depressing or evil thing. I enjoy flights of fancy. I play in a number of roleplaying games, but I make sure the wall between fantasy and reality is strong.)

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    177. Re:trust by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      Iraqi soldier #1: Dig a hole and dump those barrels.
      Iraqi soldier #2: Yes sir. Are we supposed to keep this secret?
      Iraqi soldier #1: Of course. Your families will be tortured if you tell anyone.
      Iraqi soldier #2: I'll take care of it. Oh, wait for your receipt .

      What kind of paperwork are you talking about? Are you forgetting how sneaky and paranoid Saddam was? I don't think that you're going to find any documentaries detailing the destruction of WMDs. IMO, he might have considered records to be treasonous (helping the infidels).

      While I disagree with Bush's handling of Iraq before and after the "war," the biggest reason that I will be voting against him in November is that he is an idiot. It's too bad that it wasn't McCain or Powell running back in 2000... I would probably still be an independent leaning Republican. Bush gave me a big shove in the back.

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    178. Re:trust by M1FCJ · · Score: 1
      If I went to your house, ripped the back door of its frames by ramming my Volvo into it, went to your living room, did my shit on your carpet, burned your picture frames and pissed on your cat while I'm going out of the front door and then shouted at you "No worries mate, you never invited me but I invited myself in, see ya", would that be OK?

      More or less the same thing happened. :-)

    179. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      What kind of paperwork are you talking about?

      Do you have any idea what it takes to dismantle a chemical or biological weapon? It's not something you just do at lunch. The missile has to be disposed of as well as the warhead. There are proper procedures to be followed such as what you need to be wearing, how you handle the thing, etc, etc. And besides all that, they were ordered by the UN to disarm and show PROOF that they've disarmed. If they can't show PROOF, they have to be willing to let arms inspectors come in and make sure the job was done. Hell, even if they do show proof, they have to allow for outside verification. They did none of that.

      the biggest reason that I will be voting against him in November is that he is an idiot.

      Then you might as well just not vote because Mr. Kerry is just as bad. Does he even have a stance on any issue or does it just depend on where he's at and the time of day? Hell, just last month he flip flopped from his stance about whether Iraq had WMDs. Check it out for yourself.

      I'd personally rather have someone in office that has a stance on the issues then have someone who's stance depends on the time of day.

    180. Re:trust by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the flame. I didn't really mean it that way. I don't like Kerry either, but I get scared when one party takes over all 3 branches. I figure it's a safe bet that the Democrats won't be taking both houses in Congress (they could get the Senate, but definitely not the House). Here in NC we'll probably lose our Democrat Senator and even though NC will go to Bush, I will vote against just in case. I prefer to have a little balance between the parties than have one dominate. It keeps eerything a little more centered.

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    181. Re:trust by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      It keeps eerything a little more centered.

      It also usually keeps anything from getting done, which could be good or bad depending on how you look at it.

    182. Re:trust by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I was going to point that out and realized that I couldn't decide which was worse.

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  4. That's a really good password! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I thought that password would be something like, "password" or "login"... Instead, they chose the kind of code an idiot would put on his luggage.

    1. Re:That's a really good password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1234. i opened up a store in my younger days and the GM himself said he couldn't change the security code, and that's what i had to enter every morning to open up. he even quoted the spaceballs line.

    2. Re:That's a really good password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean 12345?

    3. Re:That's a really good password! by Inominate · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remind me to change the combonation on my luggage.

    4. Re:That's a really good password! by DuSTman31 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Change the password on your luggage.

    5. Re:That's a really good password! by samhalliday · · Score: 1
      well, its not the password for MY laggage... thats "12345"

      oh wait! NOOOoooooooo!

    6. Re:That's a really good password! by sydb · · Score: 1

      Mod up. This is actually funnier than it's parent. Over and out.

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    7. Re:That's a really good password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I use 426 as in 426 HEMI.

    8. Re:That's a really good password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's ok. You probably misspelled "000000" anyway.

    9. Re:That's a really good password! by rune2 · · Score: 1

      I thought that was '12345'?

    10. Re:That's a really good password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me to change the combination to my planetary air shield door.

    11. Re:That's a really good password! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Yea but how many people use 1337? o_0?

  5. Hilarious by sam0ht · · Score: 5, Funny


    Funniest thing I've read all day. Makes lots of seemingly 'implausible' films about unauthorised nuke launches and hacking, a lot less implausible.

    'Hmm.. it's asking for a password ? Try zero zero zero'

    1. Re:Hilarious by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should consider this. Since the password is 8 digit numerical - there are 100000000 combonations (00000000 - 99999999).

      Now say all the passwords were 99999999. For arguments sake the hacker starts at 00000000 at works incrementally at the rate of 1 increment per second. It would take:

      3 years, 8 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 20 minutes, and 21 seconds to reach 99999999.

      In those 3 years, you are likely to do at least one of the following:

      -Take a break
      -Eat
      -Drink
      -Sleep
      -Disconnect from the internet
      -Go to school/work

      Thus complicating matters. To make matters even worse, maintaining a connection for 3 years is bound to be noticed. Damned if they didn't trace you.

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    2. Re:Hilarious by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soooo, if your scenario (hacker working incrementally)and the password was set to 00000000 it would take how long?

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    3. Re:Hilarious by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone stupid enough to search sequentially deserves what they get - caught. Anyone who builds such a system that doesn't detect hacking attempts deserves what they get - hacked.

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    4. Re:Hilarious by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who goes through that many passwords manually is insane. A hacker who can't write a script to sequentially try passwords is implausible.

    5. Re:Hilarious by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Makes lots of seemingly 'implausible' films about unauthorised nuke launches and hacking, a lot less implausible.

      Um, assuming your talking about Wargames, no it doesn't. Let's see:

      1. The systems to control launch are COTS units with acoustic couplers. Huh?
      2. There's a public phone line attached to it. Yeah, right.
      3. If you dial in, you get a listing of options. But instead of picking one, you just type an English command and it somehow knows what you mean and decides to launch a nuclear strike. *Snort*.
      4. The only way to stop the launch is to make the computer play tic-tac-toe (a launch system has software to play tic-tac-toe?) and "realize how stupid and pointless war is." Gag me with a logging chain. The people who wrote this movie don't even understand the difference between strong and weak AI, do they?

    6. Re:Hilarious by bobbozzo · · Score: 1
      Anyone stupid enough to search sequentially deserves what they get - caught. Anyone who builds such a system that doesn't detect hacking attempts deserves what they get - hacked.

      And we get nuked.

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    7. Re:Hilarious by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Well, if they accidently incremented before trying, they'd never get the password.

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    8. Re:Hilarious by PacoTaco · · Score: 1
      Makes lots of seemingly 'implausible' films about unauthorised nuke launches and hacking, a lot less implausible.

      When I want to launch a nuke, I just type "hack password" in the swirling 3D box that appears on my screen.

    9. Re:Hilarious by ronsonal · · Score: 1

      If you think that's how you do remote password cracking, then perhaps Jorkapp really isn't a programmer ....

    10. Re:Hilarious by IdahoEv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      2. There's a public phone line attached to it. Yeah, right.

      You know, I'm not so sure. Yesterday, if someone had said, "the nuke launch security code was set to 000000000 on all systems for many years", I would have said "Yeah, right".

      How much stupider is attaching a public phone line? Starting to seem possible.

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    11. Re:Hilarious by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Let's see, it wants a password, twenty billion possible combinations... "JEFF"... Hey! It works!

      "How did you know?"

      "Ah, well, the programmer left a back door. And his name was Jeff Jeffty Jeff. And he was born on the 19th of Jeff, nineteen-jeffty-jeff."

    12. Re:Hilarious by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Besides, many big iron producers (including storage and networking equipment) include a Modem port that you're supposed to hook up so their home office can remotely diagnose provblems and install patches. Some of the stuff even calls home (literally) periodically to the home office to check for security updates and whatnot.

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    13. Re:Hilarious by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      You know, I'm not so sure. Yesterday, if someone had said, "the nuke launch security code was set to 000000000 on all systems for many years", I would have said "Yeah, right".

      A launch code of 00000000 is plausible though--it's sloppiness in something that was in the specs. A phone line isn't the kind of thing that would have been in the specs at all. Whoever designed the system wouldn't have just decided to spend extra time and money on something that wasn't requested.

  6. Does it really matter? by EdMcMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As long as everyone outside the department thought it had a good password on it, no one would bother trying to steal one.

    So, the passwords were surprisingly effective. FUD at its finest ;)

    1. Re:Does it really matter? by danharan · · Score: 1

      General 1: "We had a serious breach. A group of terrorists managed to infiltrate our base and get past the first level of security into the missile silos. We should consider adding an extra layer of physical security"

      General 2: "They should never have gotten that far, but we caught them so we know the system is working."

      General 1: "Well, had there been just 2 more of them, they could have broken through the last level of physical security"

      General 2: "Even if they did, they would still need the secret password to launch the missiles. We don't need to worry"

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    2. Re:Does it really matter? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      It's really not a case of FUD*, but rather a case of security through obscurity.

      * "Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company: FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products. ... has become generalized to refer to any kind of disinformation used as a competitive weapon.", ESR's Jargon File - which also has an entry on security through obscurity, incidently.

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    3. Re:Does it really matter? by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Other than the fact that the function of the passwords was to prevent people from inside the department from being able to use one.

      KFG

  7. At least it wasn't... by Draconix · · Score: 5, Funny

    12345 Though now we know the President's suitcase combination. :)

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    1. Re:At least it wasn't... by cybrchld · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

      DarkHelmet - Spaceballs

    2. Re:At least it wasn't... by sik0fewl · · Score: 5, Informative

      Damn, beat me to it. Here it is anyway since you left out Skroob's quote :)

      ROLAND: No, wait, wait. I'll tell. I'll tell.

      HELMET: I knew it would work. All right, give to me.

      ROLAND: The combination is one.

      HELMET: One.

      SANDURZ: One.

      ROLAND: Two.

      HELMET: Two.

      SANDURZ: Two.

      ROLAND: Three.

      HELMET: Three.

      SANDURZ: Three

      ROLAND: Four.

      HELMET: Four.

      SANDURZ: Four.

      ROLAND: Five.

      HELMET: Five.

      SANDURZ: Five.

      HELMET: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

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      HELMET: We have the combination.

      SKROOB: Great. Now we can take every last breath fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?

      SANDURZ: One, two, three, four, five.

      SKROOB: One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
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    3. Re:At least it wasn't... by matth · · Score: 1

      DUP! This comment seems to somehow keep appearing in story comments the last few days over and over. I think someone's computer is stuck posting the same page over and over.

    4. Re:At least it wasn't... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      But hey, this one -was- on topic : And damn me, that scene in Spaceballs is just plain hilarious (that , and the Mayor constantly getting interupted by videoscreens ;) )

  8. I Don't See The Problem by tealover · · Score: 1, Troll

    In the event of a preemptive attack by the USSR or China on the U.S., the knowledge by everyone of the passwords would have allowed the U.S. to destroy them as well.

    Seems like good policy to me.

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  9. I can just picture world war 3 starting. by m0rphin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Airman 1: Hey, Jeff, what do you think the secret password is?
    Airman 2: Dunno. Try P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D or something.
    Airman 1: Nah, it's just numerals. And it's not like the secret code could be 0000000. Nobody would be _that_ stupid.

    *ATTENTION - PREPARE FOR GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR*

    Airman 1: What you say!

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    1. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by wronskyMan · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      Airman 2: W00t! All your missile bases are belong to us!
      Airman 1(as security guards come down stairs): We have no chance to survive! Make some time.
      Airman 2: For great justi@#$@#$NO CARRIER

      Also, the AF uses officers not enlisted(Airmen/sergeants) as missile crews (minor correction)

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    2. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      "a mentally deranged airman, or any other mishap could trigger a Russo-American nuclear exchange."

      See, no mention of officers!

      This version of the article brought to you by Fox News

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    3. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by ktheory · · Score: 5, Funny

      "OMG! Why are the missiles launching?!" says the guy resting his elbow on the '0' key.

    4. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by cstream_chris · · Score: 1

      Awww... come on that didn't get a 5 for funny?

    5. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by DaLiNKz · · Score: 1

      Missles?

      Note yeah, it'll be alittle slow to grab.. but thats because that box is on a DSL line.

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    6. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      On the receving end, I think the phrase "MAIN SCREEN TURN OFF" would be appropriate...

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    7. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

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    8. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Or a lovely mirror for those who can use Magnet links (Assuming the same endofworld.swf): Endofworld.swf

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    9. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by ZPO · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the original Minuteman silos were much different than the Titan-II installations. In the Titan-II LCCs the PALs were controlled via a set of thumbwheel switches on a panel. The code signal was set to a butterfly valve that controlled the flow of fuel and oxidizer to the engines.

      You can see the panel still in place if you take a tour of the Titan-II museum outside of Tuscon, AZ. Its more than a little strange to walk around the inside of a relatively complete LCC and silo complex.

    10. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      OMG! Why are the missiles launching?!" says the guy resting his elbow on the '0' key.

      An IT instructor once told us the story about how they had a hard time tracking down a bug that appeared to put random characters in the data. They flew in experts from all over to try to solve it. It turned out a lady with big boobs was too close to the keyboard. If such caused a launch:

      "That's one giant boob for a happy man, one giant boo boo for mankind."

    11. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAOIT!!! XD

      This is, quite simply, the Cliff Notes version of Dr. Strangelove. It brilliantly coalesces the madness of MAD into a nigh unforgettable satiric masterpiece!

    12. Re:I can just picture world war 3 starting. by Zugok · · Score: 1

      ...but I am "le tired"

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  10. If a hacker by NIK282000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If a hacker tried to brute force that, I think it would have been the fastest hack on record.

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    1. Re:If a hacker by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Funny

      unless of course said hacker's software was written by some one who thought no one could be that dumb...and started at 0000001.

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    2. Re:If a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey so the password guessing vault scene in mission impossible was realistic afterall :)

    3. Re:If a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for a *leftie*... but the *normal* initial hack would probably be 111111, and then the next would be 222222, and then the next would be 333333, ad nauseum.

    4. Re:If a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is where my bad habbit of incrementing first comes into play...

      while (!Crack)
      check(++try);

      Doh!..

    5. Re:If a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on where you start. I could be wrong, but statistically wouldn't it be best to start form the middle and work your way out to the lowest and highest numbers?

    6. Re:If a hacker by Grrr · · Score: 1

      In hindsight, 9999999 would've been a much better choice...

      <grrr>

    7. Re:If a hacker by tokul · · Score: 1

      if you don't know length of password, brute force starts working from one symbol.

    8. Re:If a hacker by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      unless of course said hacker's software was written by some one who thought no one could be that dumb...and started at 0000001.

      Seems to me like it worked, since the missiles were never actually launched...

  11. Its only a bad password by MajorDick · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it gets cracked. I cant imagine anyone who had ACCCESS to ust this password having used it, the fact that were all still here shows it was perfectly secure, dont forget its not like some script kiddie could hop on the "Net" and use this password. There were some SERIOUS layers of physical security.

    1. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are fewer layers than you think. These missiles would have had to be launched within minutes in response to an attack. How many layers of security can you pack into 15 minutes? This was probably one of the reasons for choosing a braindead password in the first place.

    2. Re:Its only a bad password by EvanED · · Score: 1

      It was, actually, at least according to the article I read, which may or may not be the same one linked in this story. President said there should be some kind of lock on an accidental launch, but the military brass were worried that'd delay the launch too long so they made it something that took no time to enter.

    3. Re:Its only a bad password by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Informative


      The physical security refers to someone trying to get in from the outside. The two guys inside the silo launch center would be able to get the launch off in time.

      Insofar as a single deranged person trying to launch the missiles, both launch keys have to be turned at the same time. The keylocks are separated by a distance making it impossible for a single human being to turn both simultaneously.

      Crews are rotated such that the same two are not on duty on any but one shift (to prevent conspiracy), and the crewmen are subjected to some excruciatingly serious background and psychological tests before, during, and after their tours of duty in the silos.

      Great care was taken in designing a fail-safe mechanism, where if the protection mechanism fails, it fails into a safe mode (like a default-deny in IPTables).

      It was determined that it was better that a few missiles not leave the silos during a nuclear exchange than a few leave a silo during peace-time.

    4. Re:Its only a bad password by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I cant imagine anyone who had ACCCESS to ust this password having used it, the fact that were all still here shows it was perfectly secure, dont forget its not like some script kiddie could hop on the "Net" and use this password. There were some SERIOUS layers of physical security.

      *zoom back three years* "the fact that noone has ever deliberately flown a jumbojet into a building shows it is perfectly secure" I hope the military has some better understanding of risk analysis ;)

      There were serious layers of physical security? How serious? Just as serious as their passwords? Besides, the brass may be tough but the grunts guarding it are not above blackmail or greed.

      Good security is layered. That also means that breach of security shouldn't be caused by a single failure. But in reality it often turns out one or no layers of security are actually *working* because everybody assumes the other layers will cover for it.

      Kjella

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    5. Re:Its only a bad password by Whafro · · Score: 1

      I think the security layer known as "big guys with guns outside the door" works pretty well and pretty quickly...

    6. Re:Its only a bad password by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Security in the form of extensive background checks, rotating crew assignments, and physical separation of the two keys, so that one person cannot reach both at the same time.

    7. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant imagine anyone who had ACCCESS to ust this password having used it, the fact that were all still here shows it was perfectly secure, dont forget its not like some script kiddie could hop on the "Net" and use this password. There were some SERIOUS layers of physical security.

      You obviously haven't watched "Dr Strangelove". I suggest you do, it's a brilliant film. Obligatory spoiler: it involves nuclear armageddon being caused by, er, someone who had ACCESS to the password having used it.

    8. Re:Its only a bad password by putaro · · Score: 1

      And how many of these were REALLY implemented? After all, didn't you believe that the PAL's did something?

    9. Re:Its only a bad password by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having been in the Air Force for 20 years, I can categorically state all of those. And more. Common PAL code notwithstanding.

    10. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      > There were some SERIOUS layers of physical security.

      Yeah, SERIOUS as in:

      In the recent past, such safeguards were poor or nonexistent. Military personnel, e.g. maintenance airmen, and civilian contractors who possessed minimal security credentials were granted LCC access, and annually thousands of visitors holding no clearance whatsoever were permitted access to operational LCCs. In the interest of public relations, the Air Force permitted ready access to the Minuteman launch network by practically anyone desiring it.

      Requests for visitor access were routinely processed and approved. The requesting party had only to provide a name and social security number, and authentication checks were not usually made. As a matter of course, checks of individual backgrounds or motives for requesting LCC access were not made either. Furthermore, within wide bounds, the number of individuals in a party was limited only by the capacity of an LCC - about eight persons.

    11. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both launch keys have to be turned at the same time. The keylocks are separated by a distance making it impossible for a single human being to turn both simultaneously.

      And maybe they put a special lever in the room for convenience.

      Crews are rotated such that the same two are not on duty on any but one shift (to prevent conspiracy)

      Well, maybe that was the original plan, but perhaps they were short-staffed and left that bit out.

      the crewmen are subjected to some excruciatingly serious background and psychological tests

      Maybe this is implemented by asking them "are you a convicted criminal or do you have psychological problems?" on their application form.

      My point is that passwords were designed into the system for a reason. If this safeguard was ignored for convenience, which other safeguards were ignored for convenience?

      If the decision was up to me, I'd dishonourably discharge whoever was responsible for this policy immediately. But then, it's not like I'm a high ranking official in the military, just one of the proles that'll get nuked if the safeguards don't work right?

    12. Re:Its only a bad password by joshki · · Score: 4, Informative
      Besides, the brass may be tough but the grunts guarding it are not above blackmail or greed.

      What?? You thinking putting a bar on someone's shoulder makes them "tough?" And just because you call someone a "grunt" they're more suceptible to "blackmail or greed?" Newsflash -- EVERYBODY is suceptible to blackmail and greed. That's why the people who work with nukes are vetted by the security services -- officers and enlisted alike. You think the techs who worked on those missiles didn't know how to bypass those PALs regardless of what password was used?

      My point is simple -- don't question someone's patriotism because I'm enlisted -- just because they don't get paid as much doesn't mean their values aren't just as strong as an officer's. The enlisted men and women in the military are the ones you have to trust -- we're the ones who make it all work.

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    13. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've had it asserted by several friends who used to be missle-men that there was a well known work around the two key locks.

      They had to be able to launch in the event that one of the missle-men shot the other after all.

    14. Re:Its only a bad password by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      I'm not worried about the human interface, two people two keys, many guards etc, the part I worry about is the chance that the computers or the electrical device could send the launch singal, personally I'd have a keypad on the console with the code written above it, the code would never be stored on a computer, it would be decoded by a physcial interlock system so that only if the code was right, and the chances of the computer accidentally generating exactly the right code is increadably remote that the missles would ever concider launching.

      I hate to think that mabie someone somewhere would have wanted a active-low launch singal with a resistor pulling it to +5v on the console side *shudder*

    15. Re:Its only a bad password by lavaface · · Score: 1
      Sure, no one could have foreseen an airplane crash into the pentagon.

      WAKE UP!!!!!

    16. Re:Its only a bad password by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear!

    17. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      <comic book guy from simpsons>
      Worst movie synopis ever
      </comit book guy from simpsons>
    18. Re:Its only a bad password by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      It was determined that it was better that a few missiles not leave the silos during a nuclear exchange than a few leave a silo during peace-time

      Yes, that determination was so important that they took pains to create safe passwords.

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    19. Re:Its only a bad password by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      They had to be able to launch in the event that one of the missle-men shot the other after all.

      Uhhh..would you want the one who SHOT the other to be able to launch by himself? I'd hope not.

      I'd imagine the work around would be going and getting someone else.

    20. Re:Its only a bad password by bw5353 · · Score: 1
      "the fact that were all still here shows it was perfectly secure"

      You forget the many universes theory. There may have been earths in 99 parallel universes that blew up. That fact that we are still here proves that we were the lucky ones in the 100th universe.

    21. Re:Its only a bad password by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Bullshit.

      That scenario was precisely the reason the two key lock system was put in place.

    22. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Besides, the brass may be tough but the grunts guarding it are not above blackmail or greed.

      Fuck you very much.
    23. Re:Its only a bad password by putaro · · Score: 1

      Yah, and there was that time we made a trip to Lawrence Livermore Nuclear Labs to do some stuff. They have guards with guns and barbed wire, and they give you little laminated ID cards. They even weigh you and put that on the card. When you drive in after leaving the check-in area the guards have to feel all of your passes to make sure they're legit. To get the passes, though, they wanted ID's from all of us and one of our group had recently lost his driver's license. But, he had his CostCo card! They took that.

      That was back when I was working at General Atomics. We also had nuclear materials in various places on the campus, however cars kept getting stolen from the secure parking lot. And then there was the time one of our visitors (from LLNL) lost his badge and jumped the (5 foot high) fence. We really expected a visit from security after that, but no....

    24. Re:Its only a bad password by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Don't get so defensive - it's a logical enough assumption. As people get given more authority, they are exposed to more scrutiny, and more security checks. Also, as their paycheque rises, it will take more and more money to bribe them. It will always be easier to bribe a private than a general, because a) There are a lot more privates than generals and b) Nobody pays as much attention to privates than they do generals. It's statistical, it's got nothing to do with relative morals throughout the ranks.

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    25. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The keylocks are separated by a distance making it impossible for a single human being to turn both simultaneously.

      et voila!

      Sorry, couldn't resist ;) But hey, who would've thought you could kill 5000 people armed with only box cutters and a mean attitude?

    26. Re:Its only a bad password by quintesse · · Score: 1

      You mean exactly like the presidential codes where put in place so the military could not fire the missiles themselves? We now know how well that worked.

    27. Re:Its only a bad password by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Launch mechanisms are engineered to a very high standard to be undefeatable.. specifically, someone with the drawings, an indefinite amount of time, and sophisticated test equipment would be unable to set off a nuke. This guy speculates that attempts to bypass the security measures result in a detonate of the high explosives designed to deform the fissionable material. So, anyway, no, I don't think that the technicians know how to bypass anything.

    28. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "maybe..." "perhaps..." "Maybe..." "My point..."

      You sir are not only spouting crap, but are on a slippery slope, please use logic next time.

    29. Re:Its only a bad password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the logic the first time around? Here it is again, only slower.

      These missiles are supposed to have a number of safeguards.

      We have just found out that one of the safeguards was routinely ignored.

      Placing faith in the other safeguards to protect us is misguided. We should be asking if the other safeguards can be trusted in light of the fact that this particular safeguard should not have been trusted.

      Simple enough for you?

  12. Site gone already... by igrp · · Score: 1

    The site seems to be slashdotted already but here's the Moscow Times' take on this (the also broke the story almost three days ago, if I am not mistaken).

  13. Space Balls anybody? by lordrich · · Score: 3, Funny


    ROLAND: No, wait, wait. I'll tell. I'll tell.

    HELMET: I knew it would work. All right, give to me.

    ROLAND: The combination is one.

    HELMET: One.

    SANDURZ: One.

    ROLAND: Two.

    HELMET: Two.

    SANDURZ: Two.

    ROLAND: Three.

    HELMET: Three.

    SANDURZ: Three

    ROLAND: Four.

    HELMET: Four.

    SANDURZ: Four.

    ROLAND: Five.

    HELMET: Five.

    SANDURZ: Five.

    HELMET: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

    HELMET: We have the combination.

    SKROOB: Great. Now we can take every last breath fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?

    SANDURZ: One, two, three, four, five.

    SKROOB: One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

    1. Re:Space Balls anybody? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      I think any post about somebody having a stupid password is just begging for a spaceballs quote on Slashdot. Immediate Karma.

      Of course, I, with a name of DarkHelmet on Slashdot, should be the last one to complain.

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    2. Re:Space Balls anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I, with a name of DarkHelmet on Slashdot, should be the last one to complain.

      Yeah, and your user id is stupid, too.

    3. Re:Space Balls anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ...just begging for a spaceballs quote on Slashdot. Immediate Karma

      AHHHH! For the last f*ing time, funny mods do not help your karma! Don't you people read the FAQs?!?

    4. Re:Space Balls anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AHHHH! For the last f*ing time, funny mods do not help your karma!

      Liar. You know you're going to post it again. Last f*ing time my ass.

  14. Reminds me ... by shadowkoder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    of some of Microsoft's choices for authentication passwords. For example: 1111111111111111 (dont remember how many, but a good guess) for activating a MS Visual studio package. Nice protection for a $1500 license.

    1. Re:Reminds me ... by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      funny enough, all zeros work too..

    2. Re:Reminds me ... by polecat_redux · · Score: 0, Troll

      Um, obviously, that is simply an example of MS taking steps to ensure that the key doesn't confound its many customers who can type with only two fingers. Because, you know, they're like... stupid, and Bill Gates is the devil.

      Ugh, I feel dirty....

    3. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one works for ANYTHING from MS with the serial that is in this arrangment: 111-1111111

    4. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that is understandable, since those who made the software are great zeroes as well.

    5. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was in the format of XXX-XXXXXXX. 111-1111111 worked, so did 222-2222222, and 333-3333333. The key validation was you take the first 3 digits, add their values.. so 1+1+1=3, then mod 3 = 0.. then take the last 7 digits, add them, 1+1+1+1+1+1+1=7, mod 7 = 0.. its a valid key, so is 222-2222222... 2+2+2=6 mod 3 = 0, 2+2+2+2+2+2+2=14 mod 7 = 0... valid key, but take something like 222-2222223 and its invalid because 2+2+2=6 mod 3=0, 2+2+2+2+2+2+1 = 13 mod 7 = 6.. the mod value always has to be 0

      So what microsoft should have done was not allow all the same numbers.. but even so, the algorithm is so simple it was easy to crack... i remember writing a little microsoft key generator when i was like 11 in VB (never released it though, was for personal use =P)

    6. Re:Reminds me ... by cipher+uk · · Score: 5, Informative

      i believe it was 111-1111111. the sum of the digits of the second area had to equal 7.
      so 111-1111111 aswell as 111-2020201 would work. the first 3 numbers could be anything.

      this was on a lot of pre-98 microsoft cds.

      more info on microsoft cd-keys

    7. Re:Reminds me ... by Valdukas · · Score: 1

      As far as I remember most of the older MS products would accept any key where key mod 7 == 0. So a code comprising of seven ones will do ;)

    8. Re:Reminds me ... by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, I always used 123-1234567.

      No wait... no I didn't...

    9. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's a valid key

      1+2+3 = 6 mod 3 = 0
      1+2+3+4+5+6+7 = 28 mod 7 = 0

      Both = 0, valid key.. Microsofts most gay key algorithm ever!

    10. Re:Reminds me ... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Hmm .. seems like Microsoft shills are slowly taking over slashdot, rabidly and zealously calling even a totally non-biased objective post that only happens to mention Microsoft "linux-zealot" and "anti-MS troll". Grow up, you idiot.

    11. Re:Reminds me ... by gomoX · · Score: 1

      gomo@ciabatta:~$ python -c "print 1111111%7"
      1

      Maybe a code comprising of 7 zeroes would do better :)

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    12. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though one does have to wonder how a post that never got moderated up can be considered "overrated".

    13. Re:Reminds me ... by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      I was gonna post that - good thing I've check other messages.
      I think the other MS Visual Studio key is 123456789 .. something like that.

    14. Re:Reminds me ... by jerkyjunkmail · · Score: 1

      I'll have to try that. I've always used 112-1111111. I know that works for NT 4 Server CD i have around(I think it's either an early cd pressing or a retail copy) and Exchange 5.5.

      In the case of NT 4 I"ve seen two serial schemes.
      one is the 112-1111111 scheme and then another that's similar to 34698 - OEM - 0039682 - 6536

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  15. The world was different then by sloshr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Things have changed on the global level more than just a little bit, and I'd imagine a good deal of the security surrounding the prevention of launches centered around the PHYSICAL security. If the bad guy can't reach the keyboard to enter the codes - well, then, does it matter what the passwords set to?

    For better or worse, the system seemed to have worked - there weren't any unauthorized missiles launched that I'm aware of.

    1. Re:The world was different then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the bad guy can't reach the keyboard to enter the codes - well, then, does it matter what the passwords set to?

      What about someone cleaning the keyboards?

    2. Re:The world was different then by jackbird · · Score: 1
      Except the 'bad guy' scenario this password is protecting against is the duly authorized person sitting at the keyboard.

    3. Re:The world was different then by sloshr · · Score: 1

      And their authorization to sit at that keyboard is precisely that which makes them not the 'bad guy', by definition. A good number of people had to swear to that persons trustworthiness to hold that position.

    4. Re:The world was different then by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The problem is that this code was designed to stop the good guys from launching without authorization. The bad guys, as you say, are prevented from physical access unless something has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

      The system didn't work, it just didn't fail - because it was never called upon.

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    5. Re:The world was different then by jackbird · · Score: 1

      But the password was there to ensure that they could only launch with proper authorization. Everyone knowing the password meant that any single pair of those people could have made the decision to launch.

    6. Re:The world was different then by watermodem · · Score: 1

      There were 2 armed guards by each teletype watching everything one typed.... (at least that's the way I heard it).

    7. Re:The world was different then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's the point of having passwords anyway. If they have such good physical security, do away with passwords altogether. Passwords are most likely things those people can't remember and have written on a sticky notes somewhere anyway

  16. Google Cache by crt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get your fresh cached copy here.

  17. My Luggage by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great, now I need to change the combination on my luggage!!

  18. Totally wrong. by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As with any mission critical systems, there is redundancy in every aspect of the ICBM system from the authentication to the verification of the target being neutralized. So what if there was a password set to 0000000? There still has to be a number of other things set by others in numerous locations in order to do this. One reason was so that the president could not launch a missile on a bad hair day or a mad general (or group, in fact) could not launch in order to lead a coup.

    in addition, the passwords for the different sub-systems would vary as well as require a number of actual physical keys in order to get the nuclear war machine into motion.

    If you really think it only takes one password to launch an american military nuke (even if we were in the 60s), you're totally mislead.

    1. Re:Totally wrong. by HBI · · Score: 2

      There were two personnel in each launch control room with keys which had to be turned simultaneously. They both had pistols. The pistols were to shoot the other one if he went insane.

      This was depicted in 'Wargames'

      The launch code sounds like some politician's idea of a safeguard. You'd think geeks like us would know better - a password is not security. Furthermore, if we DID have to fire the missile, it would suck if someone forgot the password.

      Now we're getting into nuclear deterrence and the difference between the Soviet "first strike" and American "second strike" arsenals. Martin Van Creveld does a nice synopsis of this mode of thought in "Technology and War" if you are interested.

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    2. Re:Totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately with the PALs disabled you've taken the decision making process from the National Command Authority to the local guy with keys (the sub commander, the missile officer, the ALCS officer, etc. so you've now got several hundred critical players who could cause a launch with or without approval) As bad as it is to have such a stupid password, it's much, much worse to have the personnel with the keys know what the password is. This was a critical problem, PALs are some of the most closely safeguarded materials in the world. It's extremely fortunate that this has been remedied.

    3. Re:Totally wrong. by putaro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you really think it only takes one password to launch an american military nuke (even if we were in the 60s), you're totally mislead.


      Now wait a minute, who has been misled here? One layer of security was complete and utter bullshit - and the Secretary of Defense who had it installed didn't know. How many other layers were complete and utter bullshit?

      Not only that, but this was the moral equivalent of a military coup against the elected government. The PALs were there to prevent the military from launching without authorization from the National Command Authority (i.e. the President or his successor).

    4. Re:Totally wrong. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      There were two personnel in each launch control room with keys which had to be turned simultaneously. They both had pistols. The pistols were to shoot the other one if he went insane.

      Or, to put it another way...

      They both had pistols, one of them goes insane. Who fires first? The sane guy is more likely to hesitate.

    5. Re:Totally wrong. by HBI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you need both guys to turn the keys simultaneously, so the net effect is that no launch happens, which was the goal.

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    6. Re:Totally wrong. by wintermind · · Score: 1

      Missle combat crews are no longer issued sidearms. One supposes that an insane crewmember would have to be subdued with a clipboard or coffee cup.

    7. Re:Totally wrong. by HBI · · Score: 1

      You obviously have never worked in the government.

      You're being all too naive here.

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    8. Re:Totally wrong. by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You'd think geeks like us would know better - a password is not security.

      It isn't? Could have fooled me.

      Furthermore, if we DID have to fire the missile, it would suck if someone forgot the password.

      I think we can depend on the most powerful man on the planet to memorize the most important 8-digit password on the planet. You remember your phone number don't you? Besides, I happen to remember just about every movie dealing with the issue having the launch codes written-down on a piece of paper in a locked briefcase.

      In any case, I would MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH rather have it be too difficult to launch a doomsday weapon, than too easy. We are talking about purely offensive weapons you realize. It's not as if they will save lives if they are launched a little bit sooner.
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    9. Re:Totally wrong. by HBI · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you're not running national defense. You obviously haven't worked in a government job, or in the military. It's a lot different than having the password written on a blotter, or being able to memorize the two passwords that control your entire life.

      A password is not security anyway, it was a shared password and it would have become known eventually to people who shouldn't have had it. The guys with the guns were the security measure. The number was to make tinfoil hat types like you happy.

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    10. Re:Totally wrong. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Pistols to shoot the other in case he goes insane - OK, is it insane to luahc, or to refuse to launch? Man, i think the best case scenario is that they both shoot each other dead, so there's no launch. At that point we're fucked anyway, so why waste Russia?

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    11. Re:Totally wrong. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      A password is not security anyway

      Sure it is, and you haven't yet said why a password isn't security.

      it was a shared password

      Shared between very few high-ranking people. I don't see how it would have fallen into the wrong hands.

      The guys with the guns were the security measure.

      Two guys with handguns are a terrible security measure for a silo holding several missiles, each of which able to kill hundreds of millions of people.

      The number was to make tinfoil hat types like you happy.

      Yes, the naieve often like to call people living in reality "tinfoil hat types". It happened before September 11th, 2001 when the CIA was openly saying in press-releases that the country was vulnerable to terrorist attacks. It happened in the government, with the President ignoring warnings from the CIA and Richard Clark. It happens time and time again that those dubbed "paranoid" are proven correct.

      Security of any device capable of killing massive ammounts of people should be dealt with with a good helping of paranoia.
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    12. Re:Totally wrong. by HBI · · Score: 1

      If either one dies, no launch is going to happen from that control room. The whole setup was rather Machiavellian, but very effective.

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    13. Re:Totally wrong. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Correction:

      Two guys with handguns are a terrible security measure for a silo holding several missiles, each of which able to kill hundreds of thousands of people.

      Didn't mean to be overly dramatic. Just switching between "hundreds of thousands" and "half a million", and got caught half-way between both.

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    14. Re:Totally wrong. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The launch code sounds like some politician's idea of a safeguard. You'd think geeks like us would know better - a password is not security. Furthermore, if we DID have to fire the missile, it would suck if someone forgot the password.
      What's described in the articles (the PALs) are not the launch codes. The launch codes are what the guys down in the silo recieve and authenticate to know it's time to take the keys out of the safe and activate the launch system.

      PALs are designed to prevent the warhead from exploding without authorization, not to prevent the warhead from being launched. Their original purpose was to protect the gravity bombs (which were scattered about the world at that time) from being absconded with and being turned against us. They were only added to the ICBM's later, and to the SLBM's in the 1990's.

    15. Re:Totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The launch code being any digits but all zeros means its a test. Remember there were many, many tests and no live launches for these things. If an order came in and it was code "00000000", you know damn well somethings up.

    16. Re:Totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it was a planned action and the remaining guy rigged some mechanical device to turn the keys. Shouldn't be very difficult to do.

    17. Re:Totally wrong. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Not only that, but this was the moral equivalent of a military coup against the elected government. The PALs were there to prevent the military from launching without authorization from the National Command Authority (i.e. the President or his successor).
      This is not correct. PAL codes weren't held by the civilian leadership until the 1990's, until then, they were held by the operating forces. The reason PALs were created wasn't to provide an additional layer of control, but to prevent weapons which had fallen into the wrong hands from being used. See this page for the general history of PALs.
  19. hmm by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 1

    This may just be me here but I personally never would of thoughtof 000000~ was a password. It's like having 123 456 on a briefcase. It's just too stupid to be used right?

    Well sometimes being an idiot can be so dumbthat people don't expect you to be that dumb hence it's smart. Difficult to explain but it works in a twisted sorta way.

    So in short - some times the simplest password is the hardest to crack.

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    1. Re:hmm by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      In addition, let's keep in mind, there aren't many outside nodes, if at all, that can access this particular network. Also, the access to these nodes just to type in the password is like crazy. In fact, to get to one of the silos requires about 2 hours of unlocking PROPERLY. That is, if you were gonna use the blunt force method just to get into the silo, you'd be there for quite some time. Also remember there is some physical key work involved just to ignite the ICBM.

    2. Re:hmm by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to disagree with you here. If a hacker was guessing thousands of random combinations of numbers, why not all 0s? Is 98347283 any more likely than 00000000?

      Wasn't there a Sherlock Holmes novel where the police ransack some guys apartment looking for a document, prying up floorboards and turning every page of every book, and whatnot? he document ended up being in a stack of letters on the guys desk, or something. Hiding stuff in the most obvious place _is_ a well used technique, but I don't think it applies to this.

    3. Re:hmm by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 1

      by your logic you make it sound like nuclear silos are hooked up to Slashdot.

      Hey next time theres an emergency we'll just tell old Bush to link to the site on Slashdot and fuck up the attempted infiltration by slaughtering the bandwith...

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    4. Re:hmm by nightgeometry · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was Edgar Allan Poe, The Purloined Letter

      And damn good it is too.

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    5. Re:hmm by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >I personally never would of thought of 000000

      What if you were using a brute force method? Wouldn't 000000 be a logical place to start?

      I'd also wager to that if you were to poll a random sampling of individuals for their guess at the passcode, the passcodes involving all one digit would crop up more often. People enjoy patterns, particularly simple ones.

    6. Re:hmm by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

      What if you were using a brute force method? Wouldn't 000000 be a logical place to start?

      Aha, so to make the brute force attack as difficult as possible they should have used 999999.

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    7. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like having 123 456 on a briefcase.

      hey how did you figure out my combination?

    8. Re:hmm by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Wasn't there a Sherlock Holmes novel where the police ransack some guys apartment looking for a document

      I couldn't find this particular scene in the canon anywhere, although, "A Scandal in Bohemia" from The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes , seems to fit somewhat.

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    9. Re:hmm by jkovacik · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Purloined Letter".

    10. Re:hmm by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope. That'd be The Purloined Letter by Edgar Allan Poe.

    11. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Bruce Partington Plans (submarine plans stolen) Holmes episode/chapter/whatever would qualify here.

      Holmes enlists Watson, at the behest of Mycroft to track down the plans - Holmes requests and gets a lists of foreign agents operating in London at the time, narrows the list, and *breaks in* to the one spy's joint that probably has the plans.

      Of course, I'm just recalling from the Jeremy Brett BBC productions here...

    12. Re:hmm by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      Not Sherlock Homes, but this sounds a lot like "The Purloined Letter" by Edgar Allen Poe.

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    13. Re:hmm by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Why not start at zero and count up? It's the simplest approach and it'll be just as fast on average as anything else.

    14. Re:hmm by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Nope. That'd be The Purloined Letter by Edgar Allan Poe.

      I know, it was already mentioned.

      I was specifically trying to find a similar Sherlock Holmes story, since the poster mentioned that character. :)

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  20. No worries by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just enter the recall code. Mandrake has told us it's a variation of the letters POE, which probably stands for 'Purity Of Essence' or 'Peace On Earth'. Just try all the variations, and the launch will be aborted. Hooray!

    Now stop fighting in the War Room!

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    1. Re:No worries by Performaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mein Furher, I can type!

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    2. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're a prevert. Ripper most likely found out about your preversion, and got caught up in a mutiny of preverts!

    3. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

    4. Re:No worries by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Moving to a serious note, there is absolutely no way to abort or recall an ICBM once it's launched.

    5. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you part of an ESG(M|N) gyro?

  21. I here have a scan of a manual (funny as hell) by Lord+Graga · · Score: 5, Funny

    I stumbled over THIS manual about passwords one day, and I found it absolutely amusing!

    1. Re:I here have a scan of a manual (funny as hell) by Leffe · · Score: 1

      It's not really that bad, it depends on what is protected though, it seems as a password is optional in this case.

      Where I work everyone has put up post-its with their username/passwords, of course, that is only the computer login, you can't really do much without another password... which is probably put up somewhere too. I remember borrowing someone's password once because my account didn't work, I got the password on a post-it :)

    2. Re:I here have a scan of a manual (funny as hell) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing that would be funnier is if they said "keep the password taped to your monitor, for easy use"

  22. 68533687 by Lepruhkawn · · Score: 1, Funny

    NUKEEMUP!!!! They should've had me pick.

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    1. Re:68533687 by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Ah but who would actually really guess it was all zeros? even if they had some sort of cracking software it would probably have started at 00000001!

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    2. Re:68533687 by op00to · · Score: 1

      why would cracking software start at 00000001?

    3. Re:68533687 by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      because whoever wrote it would have thought "hey i can save an extra guess if i start at 1, because what total idiot would ever set the code to all zeros? i mean that would just be so so stupid!"

      Just like people said "I can save a couple of bits in this date field, i mean its not like anyone will be using this system in 30 years, that would just be totally cheap"

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  23. Drugs, sex, and god! by jason.mitchell · · Score: 0

    Drugs, sex, and god are the most dangerous passwords.

    1. Re:Drugs, sex, and god! by polecat_redux · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can think of at least one drug that's trivial to crack...

  24. B00000000M by OgTheBarbarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any password can be guessed given enough time. Far better to have had only the SAC commander and XO even know what measures were required to unlock the missiles for launch. Is it a password? Voice recording? Electronic Signal? 2 keys (turn simultaneously or with a time diferrence) and any combination of these and other measures in a set order. I thought military folk were supposed to be paranoid during the Cold War. Obviously not paranoid enough.

    1. Re:B00000000M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any password can be guessed given enough time.

      In this case, "enough time" isn't very much. So we're assuming they've changed the code (wouldn't that be a trip if they left it the same... "Ha! They'll never guess it's still 00000000!").

      Either way, it's still only 8 digits... how tough is that? My ancient and slooooow P2 @ 400 can run through all combinations in under 2 seconds:
      -bash-2.05b$ cat counter.c
      main(){
      int x;
      for(x=0;x<100000000;x++);
      }
      -bash-2.05b$ time ./counter

      real 0m1.826s
      user 0m1.820s
      sys 0m0.000s
    2. Re:B00000000M by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, they were very paranoid indeed. They didn't one anyone preventing them launching their toys.

    3. Re:B00000000M by solicit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but cracking the code isn't only going through all of the numbers - you have to input the code to the access system and get a response (and a good system delays on a wrong password).

  25. WOPR's 'guesses' by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Informative
    I remember watching WOPR 'cracking' the launch codes - each time it 'found a match' that character in the launch code would lock, while the others would continue to change in seemingly random fashion. I thought at the tima that it was incredibly stupid to have a system that would disclose which characters were correct - if you're using upper-case alpha and digits, that would require no more than 36 guesses to get any code.

    Now I realize that the movie wasn't nearly as stupid as reality.

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    1. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by adipocere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just remember the code: CPE1704TKS

    2. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll thank you to refrain from posting my root password in this public forum.

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    3. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by opello · · Score: 1

      but, if it used something like a vinere square or similar enciphering concept, such a depiction is realistic (but it was brute forcing it if memory serves) ... oh well

    4. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by sydb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Informative? Living proof that the moderators are now in the late stages of terminal crack cocaine addiction.

      Funny, yes. I laughed.

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    5. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if perhaps the moderaters rated it 'informative' instead of 'funny' because funny does nothing to help your Karma.

    6. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think a +5, Informative on a joke about posting a root password to the world is as funny as the joke itself. It's like the mods adding to the original joke: "Here everyone, r00t this guy."

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    7. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homer RE Stonecutters

    8. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's like a computerized version of "Mastermind".

      Sorry, incorrect password. The A, 3, and Q are correct, and in the correct position, while 2, Z and 9 are correct but in the incorrect position! PLEASE TRY AGAIN!

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    9. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought it was funny too :)

    10. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why did this guy get moderated a troll for commenting that a comment that everyone agrees is "funny" got marked "informative?" Can't take the criticism, huh?

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    11. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone had (has?) a signature to the effect that moderation says more about the moderator than the comment. Perhaps in this case, it finally dawned on the moderators that they should keep their root passwords secret, hence the informative denotation. :D

    12. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think it means the mods realize that "Funny" not affecting karma is fucking retarded, too.

    13. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok. The thing is...that's not my ACTUAL root password. It's a joke. The thing about it is, that string is a perfectly good root password. It has letters. It has digits. It's not in the dictionary. It's not pronouncable. Therefore, it was perfectly cromulent to use it in the context of a root password. I twisted that into a joke by suggesting it was my root password, and expressing dissatisfaction that it was published to the world. How he came to get the root password, I have no ideas, as it was not, as I previously stated, my actual root password. Really, *any* of my root passwords.

      Finally, the fact that this alledged 'root password' does not contain punctuation or non-printable characters was not held against it. It still works for the purposes of this joke. Lets hope they remain safely anonymous by not responding to this thread to express their outrage and incredulity.

      My thoughts, however, go out to all the sysadmins out there who really DID have their root password outed this evening.

      Thank you for your time, and have a pleasent tomorrow.

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    14. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      OK, well on for the real stupidity. I recently posted a bunch of chat logs with my GF (we are temporarily in different countries) in my journal. Unfortunately, I had helped her fix a problem with the computer and types the root password in the chat, posted on Slashdot for all to see! Pure idiocy.

    15. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny
      Should we remind people of the /. Poll about passwords with the option "The Same on Every Account"?

      In a related discussion someone pointed out thus /. knows the password of 6,510 people.

    16. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2

      I wrote a variation of that on my HP11C programmable calculator while in Tech school in the early 80's. We'd pass the calculator around the room and play that game when the lectures were boring.

      Minimalist programming environments are cool.

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    17. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      So that's how CmdrTaco is making his money...

    18. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by rikai · · Score: 2, Funny

      But there are several non-obvious ways to tell that some of the password is correct. E.g., a system may check the password left-to-right, and bail out when it finds a difference--in which case accurate and/or repeated timing can tell you how many digits are correct.

    19. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by yotto · · Score: 1

      Heh. I wrote an N-body simulator (N, in this case, was 3) on a TI-85 in the early 90's. I used up every single byte of the calculator's memory on that program. I wrote the program out on paper so I could delete it and reenter it.

      Those were the days.

    20. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by rve · · Score: 1

      The entire password needs to be hashed before it can be compared with the stored hash, so that wouldnt work

    21. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's drama, dude - and do you think SAC generals eat four pounds of Red Devils a day?

      Goddamn great movie - best hacker movie of all time. Actually, the only good one.

      OK, what was the launch code? Does anyone remember it? Without starting the DVD????

      Ha.

    22. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CPE1704TKS.

      Doesn't everybody know this?

      It was on my exam last term - Comp. Sci. 1001.

    23. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by tintub · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Here everyone, r00t this guy."

      That means something quite different here in Australia! I'll pass, thanks :)

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    24. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But there are several non-obvious ways to tell that some of the password is correct. E.g., a system may check the password left-to-right, and bail out when it finds a difference--in which case accurate and/or repeated timing can tell you how many digits are correct.

      You might be kidding, but I can't tell. Anyway, this wouldn't work because the minute differences in response times would not be measurable over a network. Packets do not always take the same amount of time to traverse the Internet, and will often even arrive out of order.

      Even over a console connection, you would have to take into consideration that system load would impact the timings, as well.

      I'd suggest starting off with some social engineering. You would be amazed at what you can get people to do if you sound like you know what you are talking about. If that fails, then own some joker's broadband PC and have it brute force them into submission. If that fails, then own a lot of boxes and have them all brute force. If nothing else, you'll kill two birds with one stone by doing a DDoS, too. :D

    25. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by rikai · · Score: 1

      Wheh!!! Thank goodness that the guys in charge of the WOPR knew what they were doing! Not like those butt-nuggets who chose 00000000 for the minutemen passwords (in real life).
      So should I laugh or cry?

    26. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by rikai · · Score: 2, Informative

      No I'm not kidding, I remember this as a real historical anecdote. Think 1960s. Also think timing something locally, with automated repetition to gain precision.
      I gather there are analogous attacks for today's sophisticated encryption schemes using time or even heat to gain some knowledge of how much work has been done.
      Anyway, it's a movie (Wargames)--I look at it as my job as a viewer to find a scenerio under which it makes sense.* That just got MUCH easier I think, both for Wargames and Dr. Strangelove.
      * WARNING: do not try this with the Matrix Reloaded.

    27. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by batemanm · · Score: 2, Informative
      and will often even arrive out of order.

      Depends what you mean by often, Paxman did a study in 1997 and found that less than 1% of packet were out of order, while Moon et al did a similar thing in 1998 and found it to be less than 0.1%.

    28. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      I guess the "Got root?" t-shirts do really well there, right? :-P

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    29. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by sydb · · Score: 1

      No they can't take the criticism.

      I've not been around here as long as you but it's been a good few years and I used to think all the "Slashdot isn't what it used to be, the moderation system is going to hell, we're overrun with trolls" was a load of whinging.

      In the time I've been here, the moderation has gone to hell, Along with the story submission policies.

      And the comments - Beowulf cluster, in Soviet Russia, insensitive clod... the joke wears really thin after the millionth telling, yet is consistently moderated up.

      Maybe I'm getting old. But even if I am, Slashdot is getting worse - independent of my age.

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    30. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I know my wife gets a little teary when I tell her I've been rooting around on my computer.

      And my computer doesn't seem to understand when I tell it I got root on somebody else's.

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    31. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      *lmao* For once a country where being a computernerd is the envy of the jocks.

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    32. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Matt (chris here).
      You so stole that password from me :)

    33. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a perfectly good password if it is the same as was used in a movie. It should be in your dictionary.

    34. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Ryosen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Luxury! We used to get out of the dorm at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lab, eat a handful of 'ot HP-65's, listen to booooring Calculus IV lectures for twenty hours a day at the Main Hall for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken Altair 8800 manual, if we were lucky!

      And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

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    35. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this one sentence you're assuming at least two things:

      1. Password is stored as a hash.
      2. Password is compared as a string, not character by character, as you type.

    36. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      Keyless entry systems on many cars work by unlocking when the proper sequence is entered on a keypad. They have to be in order, but they do not have to be isolated. i.e. if the code is 1234, then entering 314512341241 would unlock the car. Many pushbutton unlock systems work this way. You keep track of current progress through a code and on button press, check to see if you match current digit, if so, advance through code, if not, reset to position zero.

      The RF leakage out of the system would be different depending on if you matched or not at the point in the code where current digit is checked. This would allow a TEMPEST like attack to determine if you got the digit correct, even if determining the actual sequence directly from unintended emissions was impractical. You could then proceed through the code, one digit at a time.

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    37. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, it was perfectly cromulent to use it in the context of a root password.

      I'd seriously doubt whether Cromwell actually used a root password, however.

    38. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      >ping -n 30 www.google.com

      Pinging www.google.akadns.net [216.239.51.104] with 32 bytes of data:

      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=29ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=28ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=28ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=26ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=28ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=29ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241
      Reply from 216.239.51.104: bytes=32 time=27ms TTL=241 ...And so on.

      It might have worked back in the stone ages, in an exacting scenario, but just doesn't cut the bacon in 2004.

    39. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by jvalenzu · · Score: 1

      I remember a similar story from "The Growing Fungus," but the "tell" wasn't timing related. The attackers would place the current guess in a char array which was very near the end of a page boundary. Initially, one character might be before the page boundary and seven after. Then, they would test if the password was correct. Since the password was tested one character at a time and returned immediately, if you hit a page fault before the password was reported invalid, the characters before the page boundary were correct. I'm afraid I don't remember any of the specifics though.

    40. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by rve · · Score: 1

      Thats how its been done for half a century, it is a safe assumption

    41. Re:WOPR's 'guesses' by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      That kind of reminds me of entering a Windows product-key. It won't let you type in non-valid characters or numbers (as per the algorithm they've used to generate that key.)

      Ever wondered why you don't see certain letters - pretty much, well, ever on a Windows/Office/Other MS product sticker?

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  26. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why use the French standard for such an important function as defense when we have a perfectly good American-as-apple-pie NTSC?

    1. Re:Why? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Because PAL is better (and its german not french, SECAM is the french system).

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  27. Physical security not the problem by baomike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real problem is some guy who got past the shrink, his girlfriend/wife runs off with the neighbor and he's suicidal . It only affects a few people when the guy shoots his wife and kids and then kills himself (this never happens of course) , think of the quality of the day if he decides that sending off a missle will get rid of every body who caused him grief. He's already probably not to happy about sitting in the ground in North Dakota.

    1. Re:Physical security not the problem by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      That's why there is a strict, physical two-man policy. One person cannot physically turn both keys at the same time, no matter what the password.

    2. Re:Physical security not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One person cannot physically turn both keys at the same time, no matter what the password.

      Gaffer tape to hold one key in position while he goes and turns the other?

    3. Re:Physical security not the problem by wintermind · · Score: 1

      It does not work that way. I have never been a member of a missle combat crew, but I know people that are. The keys have to be turned simultaneously, presumably within a second or so of each other. So your idea, while sort of clever, would not work. I am not sure what happens if one key is turned and not the other -- I would guess that the system goes into some sort of lockdown mode but do not know for sure.

  28. Re:God? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    damn it, clicked submit by mistake.. ignore that comment... completely.

  29. It's even worse than you think... by Viadd · · Score: 4, Funny

    00000000 was the name of Secretary of Defense McNamara's dog.

    1. Re:It's even worse than you think... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Interesting ways to pronounce that include "eight ought" and of course "zero-eight". Or maybe it translates to a noise, anyone have experience with people representing letters with numbers where the 0 represents something? It would be funny if it were a glottal stop, it would sound like you were choking...

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    2. Re:It's even worse than you think... by Slashamatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously Robert McNamara was one of the main instigators of the Permissive Action Link (PAL) which was supposed to prevent arming or missile launches happening by accident. Unfortunately SAC thought this was for wusses slowing down the launch time too much. Hence the all zeroes code. McNaramara found out much later and went about as ballistic as his missiles.

  30. rm -Rf * by lordrich · · Score: 0

    wouldn't 'rm -Rf *' be just as bad a choice of password? Enter it by force of habbit after having your login script changed - and ouch.

  31. disentegration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't worry, entering in "root" and "root" will have the same effect.

  32. Not a great example? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not exactly a great example for getting people to choose difficult passwords

    Considering it never went wrong, this shows other issues apply.

    On a pedantic point, I assume the article meant 0000000 and not OOOOOOOO as the article implies

  33. Uh, not as easy as typing in the PW by unassimilatible · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't you need launch keys, and oh yeah, physical access to a heavily gurded military installation?

    The real world isn't like War Games pple. Can't just launch your modem into NORAD and play a game.

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    1. Re:Uh, not as easy as typing in the PW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately with the PALs disabled you've taken the decision making process from the National Command Authority to the local guy with keys (the sub commander, the missile officer, the ALCS officer, etc. so you've now got several hundred critical players who could cause a launch with or without approval) As bad as it is to have such a stupid password, it's much, much worse to have the personnel with the keys know what the password is. This was a critical problem, PALs are some of the most closely safeguarded materials in the world. It's extremely fortunate that this has been remedied.

    2. Re:Uh, not as easy as typing in the PW by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

      Can't just launch your modem into NORAD and play a game.

      We've all seen the movie and we all know you're wrong.

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    3. Re:Uh, not as easy as typing in the PW by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      So what's the plan when the NCA has broken down and CINCEUR ABNCP has been blown out of the sky? That we just let the $ENEMY don their suits and march onto charred American soil? There's got to be a way to get off a retailiatory strike without direct orders from the NCA. A no doubt highly classified way, but a way.

  34. PAL info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Last time these were mentioned, I bookmarked this link, some interesting speculation:

    http://www.research.att.com/~smb/nsam-160/pal.html
  35. Verizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work for an outsourcing group for telco (V something). We are non union, so they abuse us over the hourly union people.

    This isn't a joke, after all the hacking, the passwords are still the same! Even after Palifornia passed the law about reporting security break ins, they still are not reported!

    Here is a sample list of actual of passwords I've kept track.
    lucent:lucent
    nortel:nortel
    nortel:etas
    admin:setup
    admin:admin
    admin:config
    setup:set up
    root:toor

    FOA WCDMA hardware that all you need to do is telnet too (no ssh) and run a simple password guessing program, and gain access.

    IT's worse than you think.

    1. Re:Verizon by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      Man I wish I had mod points (assuming this is true of course)...

      Bob

    2. Re:Verizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod points? He should prove it by providing IP addresses! I only believe something when I see it with my own eyes.

    3. Re:Verizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ETAS is nortels emergency task force. He is correct.

  36. Parinoid by chamblah · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I thought military folk were supposed to be paranoid during the Cold War. Obviously not paranoid enough.

    I think this shows how parinoid they were. By having everyone in the chain of command know the password(s) for launch they enabled the ability for a launch to happen even if the right people weren't around.

    So that if there was a launch against the US and no one was able to react fast enough in the chain of command and order the launch, then Joe Anybody could still affect the launch.

    I know it's flawed logic but I'm just trying to present a different side of the issue.

  37. maybe this is just the duress password by pedantic+bore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe this is a fake password. Only a few people know the real password, but "everyone" knows this one. Anyone foolish enough to try to use it would immediately find themselves in a world of trouble.

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    1. Re:maybe this is just the duress password by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      Is that 'world of trouble' as opposed to..
      entering the correct password?

      In soviet russia, nukes launch YOU!

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    2. Re:maybe this is just the duress password by cipher+uk · · Score: 2, Funny

      you have inputed the correct password. please stand on the large X to proceed.

    3. Re:maybe this is just the duress password by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Maybe this is a fake password. Only a few people know the real password, but "everyone" knows this one. Anyone foolish enough to try to use it would immediately find themselves in a world of trouble.

      Actually that makes a lot of sense that this would be a duress password. After all, if you stole a nuke and wanted to set it off but didn't have the 8 digit code what would most people do? They would start with 00000000 and start counting up. And with up to 60 million combinations to try there would be plenty of time for Delta Force to show up.

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  39. The Wikipedia technique. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

    Since it's so easy, noone would bother to mess with it, right?

  40. Biopreparat by colonist · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about the password for this:

    "Soviet defector Ken Alibek, who as Kanadjan Alibekov was a deputy director of Biopreparat, confirms that intercontinental ballistic missiles with warheads containing plague or anthrax were successfully developed and available for launch against North America."

    Biological Warfare and Bioterrorism in the Modern Era

    1. Re:Biopreparat by Jonathan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd be more worried about the password for this [...]

      Don't be. I'm a microbiologist and personally I think all this noise about bioweapons is a lot of nonsense. None of it has been shown to work in practice, while nuclear weapons have, and are a hell of a lot simpler, and thus scarier.

      Alibek would just have been one of the numerous unemployable ex-Soviet scientists if he hadn't exaggerated the technology of a country that had little to no biological infrastructure (thanks to Trofim Lysenko, who managed to get nearly every competent Soviet biologist killed off from 1930-1960)

      However, there's no question that all this hysteria has pumped money into microbiology -- the institute where I work has gotten quite deeply into anthrax research, despite B. anthracis basically being boring B. subtilis with a bad attitute.

    2. Re:Biopreparat by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >Don't be. I'm a microbiologist and personally I think all this noise about bioweapons is a lot of nonsense.

      Mother Nature's bioweapons did a devastating job on the native populations of the Americas when the Europeans arrived.

      If reports are true, an accidental release of weaponized Soviet smallpox killed several vaccinated people at Aralsk in 1971. The reports may not be true -- Dr. Donald Henderson(*) is skeptical and he knows smallpox well.

      Bioweapons are bad candidates for military weapons because they're hard/impossible to control once released. Artillery shells go exactly where they're told and don't mutate in midair. Generals don't like *uncontrollable* destruction. Terrorists might.

      (*)Leader of the worldwide effort that eradicated smallpox last century. Deserves a statue for winning the war against a virus which had killed more people than Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot put together.

  41. No - it's correct by mccalli · · Score: 1
    As with any mission critical systems, there is redundancy in every aspect of the ICBM system from the authentication to the verification of the target being neutralized.

    Yes, because that redundancy is necessary. By setting such a ridiculous password, you have effectively removed one layer of redundancy.

    So what if there was a password set to 0000000?

    So what? So you are operating one layer of redundancy lower than you expected to be operating at, that's what.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:No - it's correct by awx · · Score: 1

      Why is it a ridiculous password? Why is it any different from 18972345? Or 97852354? If you had fought your way to the control booth of a Minuteman silo i'm sure that you would have gone to the trouble of stealing the password so that you could use the damned thing - and by then it doesn't matter which number it is.

      Indeed, I am inclined to believe that 00000000 is a very good choice because anyone who did manage to steal it would have a hard time believing that they did not have erroneous data.

      I am only a little surprised that it was not changed from time-to-time.

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  42. Not a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A hacker is not a cracker.

    1. Re:Not a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you

    2. Re:Not a hacker by pboulang · · Score: 1

      Neither is this

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    3. Re:Not a hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have been sleeping for the past 10 years.

  43. Well maybe if we* didn't have any... by OgTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    ...in the first place, we wouldn't have to worry about setting them off all accidental like. * 'we' being the collective passengers on this twirling ball of dirt & water.

    1. Re:Well maybe if we* didn't have any... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, who would even notice this lifeform dying. If the sun burns out, it might be documented as an era of the human civizilation coming to a halt. That's about all we could hope for moving forward.

      The reptilians are in control of our system.

  44. RT()A by dachshund · · Score: 4, Informative
    So what if there was a password set to 0000000? There still has to be a number of other things set by others in numerous locations in order to do this.

    There are five flights, hence five two-man LCCs, in a 50-missile squadron. Since all missiles and LCCs are electronically interconnected, the "normal" launch of any or all missiles in a squadron requires the cooperation of only two crews - no more, no less. ...

    Located in each LCC are two launch keys, one for each member of the crew, and the codes needed to authenticate presidential launch directives. Only the launch keys, not the codes, are physical prerequisites for generating valid launch commands

    The article goes on to explain that the time from launch command to launch was about eight seconds, if two separate launch control centers (ie, 4 people) chose to turn the keys. Also, visitors were often allowed into these sites after giving only a name and social security number-- backgrounds generally weren't checked.

    So assuming the article's correct: a) there wasn't even one password in the launch process at the time, only physical keys, b) four people in the right place could launch nuclear missiles, and no countermeasures would have been able to stop them, and c) given the lack of stringent security in allowing visitors access to those sites, it's not inconceivable that outsiders could have seized the opportunity to take control of two launch centers.

    1. Re:RT()A by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


      Actually, I heard that LCCs were in clusters of 5. It took LCC votes to launch, but the board would immediately light up like a christmas tree at the other LCC sites, any of which could flip a switch and abort the launch. There was an old Scientific American article on it that I just happened to remember.

      So it took 2 of 5 votes to launch, any one of the 5 could cancel the launch order. At least they had that safeguard in place.

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    2. Re:RT()A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the two airmen with guns sitting there wouldnt have anything to say about it? OR the airmen outside the doors guarding the room wouldnt have anything to say about it? OR the airmen down the hall....

      In this case physical security was enough for a 'physical' entry. Inconceivable? No its not. Unlikely though.

      That the launch codes were all 0's though is ok. That the pasword remained the same for so long is NOT.

  45. Dammit by ed__ · · Score: 4, Funny

    now i have to change the codes on all my nuclear weapons :<

    1. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try 12345...

    2. Re:Dammit by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      Hi George.

      Vladimir

  46. You're an idiot by metalhed77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As long as everyone outside the department thought it had a good password on it, no one would bother trying to steal one.

    So, the passwords were surprisingly effective. FUD at its finest ;)


    The fact that everyone in SAC knew them means that if a terrorist had gotten to a low level in position in SAC he would have known the codes. At this point your detterent is useless. If the code was distributed on a proper need to know basis then this wouldn't be possible.

    This isn't fud, mcnamara himself was outraged, those locks were there for a damn good reason. That password should NOT be available to everyone in SAC regardless their security clearance. It is should be strictly need to know.
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    1. Re:You're an idiot by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would guess that if the codes were something other than staggeringly trivial, they wouldn't have spread so far and wide.

      I can imagine people laughing, "Guess what? The code to the bombs is all zeros!" You'd want to share that nugget!

      A worthless code does not inspire respect.

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    2. Re:You're an idiot by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The fact that everyone in SAC knew them means that if a terrorist had gotten to a low level in position in SAC he would have known the codes. At this point your detterent is useless. If the code was distributed on a proper need to know basis then this wouldn't be possible.
      The problem with this scenario is that a 'low level' terrorist wouldn't have acess to the Missile Control Centers, let alone to the launch keys. (PALs only enable/disable the arming of the weapon itself. The launch system is enabled/disabled by the dual key system.)
    3. Re:You're an idiot by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

      Regardless, the point is that this information was known by a larger audience than it should have been.

      The likelihood of this posing any real danger is slim, but this is a situation where that slim chance is one that should be negated.

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  47. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is a mirror link, for it seems to be getting slashdotted to hell. Mirror Link

  48. Disclaimer at the beginning of Dr Strangelove by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "it is the stated position of the United States Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead."

    Throws that one out the window then?

    Mein Fuehrer! sorry.. Mr President.

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    1. Re:Disclaimer at the beginning of Dr Strangelove by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Any resemblance to any existing person is pure coincidence...

      Because I changed all their names.

    2. Re:Disclaimer at the beginning of Dr Strangelove by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      President Merkin Muffly - (as a joke), then 40 years later:
      President George W Bush - coincidence?

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  49. Of COURSE it Matters! Re:Does it really matter? by kwpulliam · · Score: 1

    Of course it matters!

    The PAL system was to prevent a launch by the military without appropriate approval, not to prevent a stolen system from being used by terrorists. There were other systems in place to prevent theft.

  50. O != 0 by Kuranes · · Score: 0

    The article doesn't say they are zeros, but the letter O repeated eight times.

    Distinguishing Zero from O

    1. Re:O != 0 by Fiveeight · · Score: 1

      "Our launch checklist in fact instructed us, the firing crew, to double-check the locking panel in our underground launch bunker to ensure that no digits other than zero had been inadvertently dialed into the panel."

      Sounds like it only had a number keypad. I dunno why the article has a row of Os later.

  51. The article really is quite fascinating by dachshund · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Don't you need launch keys, and oh yeah, physical access to a heavily gurded military installation?

    Given the enormous discretionary power held by whoever has LCC control, effective measures for denying LCC access to individuals or groups bent on carrying out an act of nuclear terror are self-evident security requirements.

    In the recent past, such safeguards were poor or nonexistent. Military personnel, e.g. maintenance airmen, and civilian contractors who possessed minimal security credentials were granted LCC access, and annually thousands of visitors holding no clearance whatsoever were permitted access to operational LCCs. In the interest of public relations, the Air Force permitted ready access to the Minuteman launch network by practically anyone desiring it.

    Requests for visitor access were routinely processed and approved. The requesting party had only to provide a name and social security number, and authentication checks were not usually made. As a matter of course, checks of individual backgrounds or motives for requesting LCC access were not made either. Furthermore, within wide bounds, the number of individuals in a party was limited only by the capacity of an LCC - about eight persons.

    Once military personnel and civilians are allowed inside an LCC, responsibility for them falls squarely on the shoulders of the on-duty crew members.

  52. Combination locks by Magus311X · · Score: 4, Funny

    About 15 years ago, when our new computer labs were first opened, five key combination locks were put on the doors, with the access code set to the default.

    15 years later and 5000 miles away on a continent on the other side of the planet, I'm on the walking trails beside our hotel and come across a gate on the boundary fence which has the exact same combination lock. And yes, it had the exact same access code.

    1. Re:Combination locks by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      I do know if it's the same thing but when I worked in a computer lab and a 5 digit lock was first put on I got to know the default password. That lab was changed but I've seen at least 1 other lock that happens to use the same password. They probably didn't change it either. P.S. Is the one you are talking about involve pressing multiple keys at the same time?

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    2. Re:Combination locks by Magus311X · · Score: 1

      Yes, something like S1000 if not exactly that type.

  53. Dang! by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    If I would have known this earlier I would have been able to complete Metal Gear Solid in under an hour!!!

  54. The writeup is misleading.... by 33degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to the article, someone in the chain of command decided that they didn't want this safeguard, and ordered that the password be set to 00000000 and the dials used to enter the password left in that position; in effect, the equivalent of having a blank password so that you don't have to bother entering it.

    The story here, then, is not that a bad password was chosen, but that somebody decided to disobey orders by disabling the password, and that the higherups were completely in the dark about it.

    1. Re:The writeup is misleading.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > a blank password so that you don't have to bother entering it.

      what? Richard Stallman was working there too?

    2. Re:The writeup is misleading.... by sro · · Score: 1

      What, so you read the article?

      You must be new here.

  55. Don't underplay this, it's still bad... by Goonie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In addition to the other safeguards you describe, the missiles were supposed to be password-protected by this PAL system. They were not. Senior politicians, including the Secretary of Defence at the time, were led to believe that this extra protection existed. It didn't.

    And let's be blunt here. A single Minuteman launched at a major world city could kill millions of people. Doesn't it make you even slightly nervous that the military was prepared to discard one of the layers of security in the interests of making it easier to launch them, and lie to their bosses about it?

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    1. Re:Don't underplay this, it's still bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember these are folks who have sworn to protect the Constitution of the United States. The secretary of Defense was at the time handing victory to the enemy. Would you trust him?

  56. Have you ever left something on the keyboard??? by DeadBugs · · Score: 1

    Have you ever leaned on the keyboard or left a book on it?

    I would hate for the 0 key to get stuck.

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  57. Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by Exocet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That seems to be the concensus at this point. People have repeatedly pointed out that the *physical* security was VERY VERY STRICT. Just because the password, a deterrant that top-level people thought was VERY VERY necessary was completely missing ...oh, that's fine. They still have keys and ummm other stuff, right?

    RTFA. Blair and Brewer point out that, at the time, the military wanted to improve their public relations and would give TOURS of LCC's! B&B repeatedly point out that virtually anyone who asked could get access! The physical security was crap and the codes weren't in place. IE, any moderately funded and motivated terrorist group could have had a field day if they'd know about this severe weakness.

    "Four individuals (two persons in each of two separate LCCs in the same squadron) acting in concert could succeed in mechanically launching one or more missiles." In seconds. Not minutes or hours.

    "[...] annually thousands of visitors holding no clearance whatsoever were permitted access to operational LCCs."

    "Located in each LCC are two launch keys, one for each member of the crew, and the codes needed to authenticate presidential launch directives. Only the launch keys, not the codes, are physical prerequisites for generating valid launch commands, the purpose of the codes being exclusively that of authenticating an execution directive."

    B&B make it sound as if you happened to be on a tour and decided to overpower the minimal security force (two crew members + a couple of guards at best (isolated locations, remember?) then it's good to go - you already know the launch codes because it's always all zero's. Or, even worse:

    "Technically, crew members can launch a nuclear attack with or without approval from higher authority. Unless PAL or its equivalent forecloses this option, as many as 50 missiles could be illicitly fired. Moreover, unless adequate precautions were instituted, an even more drastic option would be available. Crew members could conspire in the formatting and transmittal of strategic strike directives, deceiving the full contingent of Strategic Air Command (SAC) LCCs, as well as higher authorities, into reacting to a spurious launch directive as if it were valid and authentic. Or they could render the U.S. strategic force virtually impotent by formatting and transmitting messages invalidating the active inventory of presidential execution codes. Finally, crew members could aid accomplices in stealing thermonuclear warheads from missiles on active alert."

    Keep in mind that Blair was working in an LCC as a crew member in the mid-70's. He was obviously in a unique position (which virtually none of us were or are) to write this paper. His direct observation on how to subvert the access/security controls on the ICBM's trump anyone else's estimate on what might or might not happen. His letters and paper in 1977 are basically what got those locks activated in... 1977.

    It is especially hypocritical that the majority of the Slashdot comments were fine with this poor use of a password mechanism. In your own place of business you most likely would NEVER allow this to happen and you just run some servers - as opposed to ICBM's capable turning your city into a big kitty litter box. Don't defend the actions of those in charge in the 60's and 70's. They were flat out wrong and frankly should have been thrown in military prison for such a massive security breach.

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  58. All in the name by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    They were called permissive, right? Lived up to the name.

  59. I Trust The Generals Before The Politicians by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

    Some of them thought this war was a bad idea from the get go. Indeed, it seems many of those who wanted this war the most never served at all. I'd trust a general who's been blooded - had his boys (and girls) die in droves - to think a little harder about sending more to die.

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  60. easy is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just imagine they lost it. Then the only hope would have been the other side also used perfectly good passwords, so they lost theirs too. Of course, then they could ask each others intelligence services.

  61. What's '00000000' in Russian? by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Bad passwords seem to be the least of their security problems.

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  62. 8675309 ? by dpeltzm1 · · Score: 1

    Or was that the 80's?

  63. Not Stupid by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're going to crack a password, what do you start with? Birthdays, anniversaries, dates of importance. You'd never think to try all 0's. It's too obvious. Nobody would guess it unless it was a brute force attack. It's actually remarkably clever.

    1. Re:Not Stupid by MacWiz · · Score: 4, Informative

      I beg to differ. Having formerly done security system installations, this is a quite common practice, especially if you're dealing with security gueards. A large casino I worked for used '2222' for its security codes. McCarren Airport (Las Vegas) prior to 9/11 had '1234' for its password to get into "secure" areas.

      It has to be something the lowest common denominator on the security team can remember.

    2. Re:Not Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using "314159" as the password for simple "test" accounts on systems I've been developing. Twice I've given out the test user's login name and password, said "it's just the first six digits of PI" and had them mention that they won't remember that. Heck even "abc123" is difficult for people to remember if they don't use it very often.

  64. Picture of First "boomboom" post!! by xmas2003 · · Score: 0

    HEY ... if you are going to make the first post, at least include a picture of a weapons of mass destruction ;-)

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  65. I know the Universal Luggage Password! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's C-R-O-W-B-A-R :)

  66. We are forced to trust them all. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I trust the competent warriors not to go to war. Too bad those at the top, like Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Rice, ignore them, in favor of the incompetent ones who rush to war.

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    1. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I trust the competent warriors not to go to war.

      If they never go to war then they'll never become competent warriors. If they've never lost significant numbers of troops they'll not deal with it well when it happens. (As an aside the amount of casualties considered large today was, to be blunt, insignificant in previous wars. Right now, today, if ten soldiers were to die on one day the press and liberal politicians would be wondering if it was time to cut and run. Sixty years ago if ten soldiers died on one day it was an extremely quiet day.)

      Furthermore it is potentially part of a soldier's job to die. The military is not a college saving plan, as some people seem to believe it is.

      If you're scared,
      You'll have to overlook it...
      You knew the job was dangerous,
      When you took it.

    2. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      American soldiers have never had the option of a dearth of war, so your statement is purely theoretical.

      The reason American people no longer accept large casualties is that these wars in which our soldiers die are elective war. Americans are barely talked into supporting military actions, but there's never a real enough threat to convince us to accept any significant loss of life (of Americans, anyway). Contrast that with WWII (60 years ago), when Americans were actually threatened with conquest.

      I agree that soldiers agree to risk dying. In any military strategy of any significant scale, some soldiers must actually be sacrificed for victory. But that is not what recruits are sold when being marketed the benefits of training, savings and discipline. And the Iraqmire meatgrinder wasn't on the menu when Bush conned us into war, then smugly announced it was over, when it was just beginning. No wonder Americans are so confused, and so many of our soldiers are so dead.

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    3. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you explain just how America was threatened with conquest in WWII? Remember Hawaii was virtually unknown by the American population before WWII and Japan had claims on it for a very long time.

    4. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't see any evidence of Americans not accepting large casualties in war.

      And if you cite Vietnam, I'd say that was because that was an un-winable war (without confronting USSR/China) being fought by conscripts.

      If the officers in the military started RECKLESSLY and THOUGHTLESSLY using up troops like toilet paper, then people would get pissed. If they were getting killed and there was no end goal for them to work towards, then people would get pissed.

      But if a Battalion got wiped out by a surprise nuke, do you really believe people would be mad at war, Bush or the military?

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    5. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Remember that the Nazis had conquered all of Europe except Britain, and were about to finish them off, then finish the job on the Soviet Union? And Japan had taken over the Pacific half of Earth, except for Australia, which was next on the Agenda, and South America, a sitting duck? And that big Japanese explosion which sank the US Pacific fleet in Hawaii? And how the Axis had broadcast their plans for world domination? And how the USA was part of that world, but not part of the Axis?

      Am I really explaining this universally known situation, or was it all just some crazy dream?

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    6. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      In replying to a previous post, I noted that Americans are increasingly demanding that we remove troops from Iraq, as the bodycount increases. That is consistent with other "wars of choice", like Vietnam.

      People are starting to get pissed. "Friendly" fire deaths like Tillman's in Afghanistan are undermining the warmongering that always appeals to the American public, until the bodies start coming home.

      Now your "surprise nuke" scenario is really wierd. But if I indulged your fantasy, I'd say we'd be mad at war, Bush, our military, everyone involved - for about a minute, until the ensuing global thermonuclear war solved all our problems for us permanently. Please, take a walk outside sometime, and get a grip on reality.

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    7. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "In replying to a previous post, I noted that Americans are increasingly demanding that we remove troops from Iraq, as the bodycount increases."

      Correlation does not imply causation. Unless you've got a link somewhere?

      And how was Vietnam a "wars of choice"? Being drafted doesn't sound like much of a choice to me. Or are you talking about another aspect?

      "People are starting to get pissed. "Friendly" fire deaths like Tillman's in Afghanistan are undermining the warmongering that always appeals to the American public, until the bodies start coming home."

      Correlation does not imply causation. And could you think any less of the American public? Remember, soldiers are part the American public too.

      Do you really think they're over there and not realizing the long term effects of their actions?

      The "surprise nuke" is really weird? How so?

      People would be mad at the nukers! Geez! How can you not understand that? And you have so little respect for those in power that you imagine that the US would spasmodically annihilate the world if they got nuked?

      I'm beginning to suspect that I'm being taken by a subtle troll.

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    8. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just because you are having trouble understanding my clear posts doesn't make me a troll.

      We could argue about the causation of increasing American casualties, in a war "of choice" (by our government, as opposed to "of necessity", as our government represented), causing the American people to increasingly demand we bring our troops out of danger. I'd cite the steady rise in the percentage of Americans polled who say the war isn't worth its cost. But if you didn't understand that simple causation already (too bloody for the optional effects) I wouldn't expect you to accept those polls.

      Knowing the public's appetite for violence makes me think less of my fellow Americans. Knowing we were tricked into actually invading, and watching the public awaken to that fact with anger, helps me think more of them. I respect the impulse of those who join the military to protect and serve our country - including members of my family, who of course I know personally. I have reservations about how they express that impulse. But it's the people running the war, in the White House and the Pentagon, who are worthy only of spite.

      Of course your "surprise nuke" scenario is weird - where do you get that from? And I'd say "everyone involved" includes the nukers. But how can you possibly expect a single nuke to go off, and end there? Escalation to nuclear war means the end of the world, as everyone gets into the act - the US would only be one player. And that's the end. Although unfortunately not nearly unthinkable enough, your scenario is pretty weird.

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    9. Re:We are forced to trust them all. by calidoscope · · Score: 1
      The American public was in no mood to go to war even as late as the eve of December 7th. The only reason that the US declared war on Germany was that Germany first declared war on the US - although FDR was flagrantly violating the Neutrality Act with his prodding of the German U-boats in late 1941.

      There was a very good reason for the American public's reluctance to go to war - 82,000 US troops died in the 5 month period of June to November 1918 - the wartime propoganda machine told some real whoppers about what was going on in Europe that were later revealed for the lies that they were - Wilson had basically abolished the Bill of Rights for the duration - and after the war ended, France imposed conditions on Germany that virtually guaranteed another war. The sentiment was that the war was Europe's problem.

      The Europeans had their chance to avert war in 1938 - Germany didn't have a chance before the Munich peace talks - The betrayal of the Czech's was a double win for Hitler - he didn't have to devote resources defending against the Czech army and he got some really nice arms factories.

      Remember, the fighting in Europe started when Poland was invaded by Germany and the Soviet Union!

      The war with Japan was another story - the US Navy had been planning for a Japanese attack since 1900. The public was aware of the war going on in China since 1931 - and some news of the Rape of Nanking made it to the US, which got about the same level of response as the Rwandan massacres...

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  67. failsafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    while this story may be true, the reality is that rogue crew could not launch a missile. When a missile is enabled, all other launch control centers (lcc) see this activity and can stop it by disabling the missile. additionally, it takes two crews in two different lccs to launch and even then, another crew can stop the launch.

  68. Responsibility is a virtue by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    No technology could replace an individual responsibility.

    Locks, passwords and fences are just helpers, providing a percievable obstacles, or barriers to unitiated, making territorial fragmentation of influence spheres. A willing, knowledgable individual could bypass anything. So, it is about morality much more than about technology or psychology.

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  69. PAL code by Scorchmon · · Score: 1

    Whew, well it's a good thing that the PAL key had to be inserted at room temperature, at freezing temperature, and then finally at almost boiling to be able to enter the code. There's no way any terrorist would've been able to figure that out once they realized the code was just zeroes.

  70. Thinking ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    From the article which as written in 1977:
    Also, any form of preaccess screening of civilians, especially involving information storage systems like databanks, has potential for abuse and warrants close scrutiny.
    Wow. If there were people thinking this way then, why don't the politicians get it yet.
  71. Consider the source by jmichaelg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article may be factual but then again, it may not. I first saw a reference to this story on Fark and the link went to the Moscow Times.

    Blair's assertion is very serious if it's true. But as Sagan used to say, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. In my book, this one ranks as an extraordinary claim.

  72. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LoL the internal security of the US goverment is laughable. For example after working with a public servent, they had close to no 'real' security on computers other than the network being slower than molases. Anyone can get into the office during rush hour they ignore paid workers. They use windows NT (no shiting) no audity or working passwords or anything.

  73. Another conversation by LiberalApplication · · Score: 4, Funny
    A few hours earlier...

    Terrorist 1: "We have done it! We have infiltrated the missile silos! Death to the [insert appropriate derrogatory term for American]s! Victory is ours!"

    Terrorist 2: "Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! Let us hurry and launch the missiles! Wh... what is this?"

    Terrorist 1: "It... it appears to be some sort of security mechanism... What do we do?!?"

    Terrorist 2: "We have no choice. We must try every combination and hope to find the correct sequence before we are captured. We will start from '00000000' and count upwards."

    Terrorist 1: "Are you insane? Even if we could test one sequence per second, it would take us tens of thousands of hours to find the code! Our fingers would be worn into nubs so short that we wouldn't be able to depress the launch button! We could even die of starvation first!"

    Terrorist 2: "You're right. We've failed."

    1. Re:Another conversation by danharan · · Score: 1

      Judging from how difficult it was for nuns to get into silos, your scenario is unfortunately plausible.

      But the password would have kept you safe, assuming of course that Russians or terrorists had not done any decent humint work, or (gasp!) infiltrated your ranks.

      Unsafe measures only give an impression of security, and that's often worse than no security at all.

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    2. Re:Another conversation by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Wow. Those nuns poured blood on the 6 ton cover of the silo and then hit it with their 'ball-ping hammer.'

      And sang hymns and stuff. I wonder if they were getting bored and worried towards the end of their 'action' that nobody was going to notice them?

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    3. Re:Another conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I visited a silo like that and asked at the speaker box if we could take a look inside, the poped a few guns out of the ground and pointed them in our general direction and was told to go away. I think had they felt the nuns were a real threat, they nuns in question would not have lasted long.

    4. Re:Another conversation by danharan · · Score: 1

      The nuns were not there as part of a guided tour.

      Worse, there are several examples of such actions, where it takes security a long time to get on the scene.

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  74. Re:Way too far back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was in the Cub Scouts we visited an
    underground missle site/silo. I think they had
    Atlas missles then.

  75. We all know it's CPE1704TKS by cpghost · · Score: 1

    But don't tell anybody, okay?

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    1. Re:We all know it's CPE1704TKS by choconutdancer · · Score: 1

      oh my. I saw your post and I recognized the number! I knew I memorized the number from somewhere but couldn't remember from where. I did a google search and found it right at the top. LOL!

    2. Re:We all know it's CPE1704TKS by cpghost · · Score: 1

      I remembered the number, because when the movie came out, I mimicked WOPRs terminal, including 30 bps slowness and everything else on a VAX. The password was the only way to get rid of that emulation on a terminal and to login for real. A lot of people were quite puzzled by this, but it was fun!

      Anyway, it's over 20 years now, but memory sticks to pleasent events...

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  76. who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's factually inaccurate and overly simplistic.

    The weapons inspectors were in Iraq, and were getting cooperation from the government there, until the eve of the war. They had to leave because the Bush administration began it's push to war. Yes, there had been difficulty with compliance in the past, but things were going differently this time.

    Apart from a single, probably Iran-Iraq war vintage chemical shell, no WMD have been found in the country. Further, all the scientists that have been interogated, as well as all the documentation found, indicate that they had no WMD, at the very latest, past 1998. 6 years ago.

    Finally, most of the intelligence about Iraq's WMDs now appear to have been put forward by the Ahmed Chalabi and the INC. Much of it was uncorroborated, and contradictory evidence was discarded in the lead up to the war by the Office Of Special Plans. This group, in the DOD, stovepiped supporting evidence to ensure that the president would have the justification required to wage war; any evidence that did not support the cause or that directly worked against war in Iraq was discarded.

    Sorry, kid. The president of the US started this. He made the order. He chose this. We didn't have to go to war, and there was no pressing national interest for the US in going to war there. There were NO links to Al Qaida or other terrorist groups, and his army was in a vastly degraded state. He posed a danger at most to his own people. And yes, that's an awful thing, but it's not our job to go policing the world.

    Finally, regarding the inspectors and their fights with Saddam in the past - it's very likely that he didn't cooperate because he didn't want to appear weak. It's a common reaction, hiding one's weaknesses from others so as to seem strong and keep oneself safe from attack.

    1. Re:who modded that insightful? by ActiveSX · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's factually inaccurate and overly simplistic.

      From page 164 of The Glossary of Slashdot, 2003 Edition:
      insightful (mod); ihn sait fEl
      - Factually inaccurate and overly simplistic.
    2. Re:who modded that insightful? by Software+Cowboy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Saddam honestly thought he had those weapons. His own people were lying to him about what they were doing. The facts are that they didn't have any active programs, but they did have plenty of precursor programs. In fact, all the Republican Guard officers assumed that the other units had the chemical weapons. So, it wasn't just made up by Bush. The Iraqis thought they had them too.

      There is solid evidence of links to Al Qaeda, but just because you don't believe it doesn't make them not real. I assume that you know about them but relegate them to the "low level" contacts, not policy makers.

      You are right that it isn't our job to police the world. However, I have found that saying is often invoked by people who don't want to do something, say for instance, the Republicans when talking about the Balkins. Now it is the Democrats over Iraq. Most of them are just fine being the policemen over things they care about.

      Most people are so one-sided on this that it isn't even funny. The fact is that Bush didn't lie. He was mistaken, as was everyone else (though most forget that rather conveniently now). Being mistaken and lying are two entirely different things, but Bush-haters can't (or more realistically - won't) tell the difference.

      Frankly, I wasn't happy with the decision to go to war with Iraq, but once it started that became irrelevant. I believe we have to see the effort to rebuild the country through. We simply cannot afford to fail for either us or the Iraqis. Fortunately, I think both major parties in the US understand that even if they aren't totally sure how to finish.

    3. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *The weapons inspectors were in Iraq, and were getting cooperation from the government there, until the eve of the war.*

      Uh dude, even I can remember that Saddam refused to allow the weapons inspectors entry into Iraq. And the UN did nothing about it until the US started rattling sabres.

    4. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's factually inaccurate and overly simplistic.
      ...
      Sorry, kid. The president of the US started this.
      Wow, talk about "overly simplistic".
    5. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saddam Hussein continuously defied UN restrictions imposed on him. We gave him a deadline by which to comply to the demands of the UN. He sluffed that deadline, he ignored it.

      Just because he pussied out of his stance right before the war, doesn't mean we should've pulled all our troops back and given in. He had a very clear deadline, and he missed it by a longshot. Don't try to spin everything with bullshit.

      We were enforcing what the UN failed to enforce. Giving people like Hussein second chance after second chance after deadline after second chance is no way to enforce anything.

    6. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an AC calling someone a pussy. ah, the ironing is delicious.

    7. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The weapons inspectors were in Iraq, and were getting cooperation from the government there, until the eve of the war

      It completely amazes me how posts that are completely false get modded up. A simple search on Google would show that Iraq was in violation long before the 2000 elections. There were no inspections taking place in 1999. Go read UN resolutions 1205, 1194, 1137, 1115, 1060, 806, 707, 687, 686 and 678 which span from 1991 to 1999.

      Pay extra attention to 687 where it says:


      8. Decides that Iraq shall unconditionally accept the destruction,
      removal, or rendering harmless, under international supervision, of:

      (a) All chemical and biological weapons and all stocks of agents and all
      related subsystems and components and all research, development, support and
      manufacturing facilities;

      (b) All ballistic missiles with a range greater than 150 kilometres and
      related major parts, and repair and production facilities;


      There is no ambiguity in the use of the word 'unconditionally'. Iraq has no say in what manner the inspectors may operate, or what nation they are from, or who they work for.

      And then from 678:


      1. Demands that Iraq comply fully with resolution 660 (1990) and
      all subsequent relevant resolutions, and decides, while maintaining all
      its decisions, to allow Iraq one final opportunity, as a pause of
      goodwil, to do so;

      2. Authorizes Member States co-operating with the Government of
      Kuwait, unless Iraq on or before 15 January 1991 fully implements, as
      set forth in paragraph 1 above, the foregoing resolutions, to use all
      necessary means to uphold and implement resolution 660 (1990) and all
      subsequent relevant resolutions
      and to restore international peace and
      security in the area

    8. Re:who modded that insightful? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, I think both major parties in the US understand that even if they aren't totally sure how to finish.

      And, fortunately for the Republicans, there isn't a significant section of their party that is anti-War and will tear the party apart because the established politicians have to do what's sensible. Can't say the same for the Democrats. Nader and the anti-war types are gonna rip-em apart this summer.

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    9. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are reports coming out the inteligence community that they were leaned upon to submit intelligence that was complient with the current administrations policies. There have allways been reports like this. No doubt these reports encouraged the administration that they were correct and then leaned on the intelligence community harder to produce more evidence.

      Ever met someone who continued to believe in something that was patently false, using absurd justifications and ignoring all the evidence that doesn't fit with their world view? It's quite common amoung stimulant abusers. This is the same thing just on a much larger scale.

    10. Re:who modded that insightful? by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      There were misleading statements and lies that were known lies at the time of being spoken based on what was actually known.

    11. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Bush administration began it's push to war.

      "its".
      No apostrophe.

    12. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the ironing is delicious."

      Especially the cottons and poly blends.

    13. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only American's that think otherwise.

      "Americans".
      No apostrophe.

      And Tony Blair is not an American. And not all Americans have been corrupted.

      the people of America let their government do it

      Ri-i-ight.
      Like we had any choice in the matter. The difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein is that GWB hasn't used chemical weapons against his own people.

      Yet.

    14. Re:who modded that insightful? by FireBook · · Score: 1

      sheesh, why aren't you using the 2004-2005 edition already?

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    15. Re:who modded that insightful? by SB5 · · Score: 1

      We spend 5x times as much on our military than the next two big spenders... Russia and China. I think it IS our job for policing the world... We have the resources.

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    16. Re:who modded that insightful? by horza · · Score: 1

      He posed a danger at most to his own people. And yes, that's an awful thing, but it's not our job to go policing the world.

      Next time can you please state that as your opinion? Some of us actually think it is the right thing to do helping people less fortunate than ourselves.

      Thankyou,

      Phillip.

    17. Re:who modded that insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please stop doing us any favors...

      Are you actually saying that the US when to war to help the poor Iraqis?

      What was all that terrorist stuff Bush was spouting then?

    18. Re:who modded that insightful? by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Okay, so your neighbor makes five times as much as you, so he can police you in any way he wants?

      It's nice to know that the biggest kid on the block has every right to beat up on anyone, just because he's biggest.

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    19. Re:who modded that insightful? by SB5 · · Score: 1

      We buck the UN and aren't very helpful with either creating a new entity or contributing to the UN.

      Your analogy is just bad and too simple. In the real world, things are much more complex than that...

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  77. End of the World by SKPhoton · · Score: 1

    Wow, that could have led to the End of the World.

  78. Security against whom? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >There were some SERIOUS layers of physical security.

    Layers which were run by the military, to keep non-military people out of military property. The PAL code was a different animal altogether.

    The PAL code was supposed to be owned by the civilian leadership as a way to keep control over missiles in the hands of the military. Instead of being another layer of security, it was an orthogonal measure to all the others.

    Civilian control is a Very Good Idea. If you want to know why, read some quotes from General Curtis LeMay sometime.

    Security auditors need to look for conflicts of interest like this one, where the people who control a password are at odds with the people who benefit from it.

    1. Re:Security against whom? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The PAL code was supposed to be owned by the civilian leadership as a way to keep control over missiles in the hands of the military. Instead of being another layer of security, it was an orthogonal measure to all the others.
      That's where the article is seriously wrong. PAL codes weren't held by the civilian leadership until the 1990's. Until then, they were held by the operating forces. The reason PALs were created wasn't to provide an additional layer of control, but to prevent weapons which had fallen into the wrong hands from being used. See this page for the general history of PALs.
  79. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by tsotha · · Score: 1
    It's not that simple. The whole point of the MAD theory was an attacker could be damn sure he would receive the ultimate punishment for an attack. Anything that detracts from that certainty, even today, makes everyone less safe.

    For ground-based missiles to be an effective deterrent, the attacker has to know a "decapitation" strike will not prevent payback. If you centralize a secret interlock all your adversary has to do is destroy the source of the code or your communications structure before the code is transmitted.

    Remember, there's no way you can launch before the first bombs arive. Assuming the first bomb isn't simply snuck into Washington and detonated immediately before the main attack, SLBMs can arrive in about 90 seconds.

    On the other hand, I agree physical security has to be maintained at any cost. Tours are dumb.

  80. The Worlds Most Dangerous Place Lat 0 and Long 0 by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once worked with a guy who wrote the O/S for a MilSpec computer (Rolm 64) that was used in ICBM's.

    He commented that the worst place to be in the event of a nuclear exchange was at Lat 0, Long 0 because if something went wrong the memory overlays (kludge for keeping code within a 64k addressable space) the missles would try to find their way here and activities such as this would not be recommended.

  81. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    B&B make it sound as if you happened to be on a tour and decided to overpower the minimal security force (two crew members + a couple of guards at best (isolated locations, remember?) then it's good to go - you already know the launch codes because it's always all zero's.

    You assume the terrorists know that the password is 00000000. If they know that, they would also know if it were 46477571. If they didn't know, they wouldn't try this sort of thing. So in a way, it doesn't really matter what the password is. So it is as bad as you say that it never changed, and that too many people knew it, but I think it would have been as bad if it were any other number.

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  82. MGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes yes yes we learned all about this in "MetalGear Solid" You need the PAL codes or the little shape changing alloy cards to launch, I got it alright?

  83. The thought that gets me to sleep at night.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that everytime there was an error and it looked like a nuclear was about to happen, or it looked like the other side had attacked, or whatever the people at the switch NEVER ACTUALLY LAUNCHED THEIR MISSLES. Despite everything they were trained and ordered to do, they never started a nuclear war.

  84. Biopreparat-Have meteor, will travel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I don't know. I've heard the theory that some of the disease outbreaks we've been having could have been caused by meteorite born bacteria.

  85. Self-Destruct by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zero-zero-zero was good enough to blow up the Enterprise, so zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero should be fine for causing a nuclear holocaust.

  86. ono by key+nell · · Score: 2, Funny

    the usa is building their own schwartzgerat!

  87. wlll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As opposed to, say, 1970's vintage soviet tanks in poor repair, and an army without equipment like boots and uniforms. The condition of the army and its material was, very likely, well known to the Iranians.

    Yes, I'd say WMD, or the threat thereof, would be the only significant weapons you could bring to bear.

    The question is, do you stop to consider facts before you make your arguments? A little less blindly jingoistic support for our president, a little more thought is in order.

  88. Nice story, But i dont buy it by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He has a rather obvious agenda, as you can tell from his introduction.

    Its his word against common sense for some of his statements, and i personally dont belive him.

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  89. Metal Gear Solid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you're telling em all I needed to do was put in a couple of zeros instead of spending hours trying to geet a special card to change temprature so i could put it in some new-shaped authetication hole ?

    thats bs, man.

  90. It's the same for Maniac Mansion! by solios · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least on the NES. The vault door to Fred's lab is locked by a keypad, and the combination is whatever the high score on Meteor Madness (second floor arcade room) happens to be. All you have to do is get the key to the outer door, get captured by Nurse Edna or Weird Ed, and get tossed in the basement before Fred plays Meteor Madness. Do this and the combination for the door is all zeros! :D

    Found this out the hard way when I was a kid- I was stuck and didn't know where to look for the code, so I figured I'd brute force it (yes, I was BORED), and.... surprise, it worked on the first go. Found out it was tied to the arcade machine when I inadvertently closed the door and tried to open it again later.

    Man, that game kicked all of the ass.

    1. Re:It's the same for Maniac Mansion! by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Found this out the hard way when I was a kid- I was stuck and didn't know where to look for the code, so I figured I'd brute force it (yes, I was BORED), and.... surprise, it worked on the first go.

      Reminds me of some of the older game tricks I discovered.

      For the old Sega Master System (same era as NES) the game Wonder Boy III was quite time consuming. But, as a matter of sheer luck, I flipped through the booklet that came with the game, and in the section detailing how to enter a saved-game code, it showed on being entered. I entered it, and low and behold, it was essentially the highest level anyone could reach.

      On the Sega I also had the game Shinobi. Repairing a broken system one day, I discovered that connecting two pins on the expansion slot would give me the Shinobi level select. It wasn't trivial to do, but I quickly learned the tricks to it, and played Shinobi that much more for it.

      More recently, on the Genesis, I was one of the first to get the "Sonic and Knucles" cart, and was intrigued by the numerous notices in the booklet that said not to connect it with the original Sonic the Hedgehog cart. I picked-up on the hint, and plugged the two in. The animation only further convinced me that there was something waiting for me to find it, so I tried numerous different common secret controller codes. It only took me a couple minutes to find that holding A+B+C and hitting START gave you a whole new game, made up entirely of different maps of the 3D-stage in Sonic 3, and Sonic and Knuckles.

      Ah, the good old days. The balloning system specs and the desire to save programmer's time at the expense of major effeciency has taking so much f the fun out of games. I became quite disinterested in the days of the PSX, where games got by on graphics, while everything else about the games really sucked. There were so few good games that I lost most interest, and the failure of my PSX unit removed me from the game scene completely and permanently. I miss the days when NES and Sega were able to weild an iron first. Sure, maybe some good games got squashed, but having a huge ammount of jun on the market is far worse.

      Okay, I'm done ranting about the good-old-days now.
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  91. Crimson Tide by JavaPunk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone seen crimson tide? It is a worst case senerio where a nuke sub gets a 1 hour launch command. The sub is hit and com goes down in the middle of a message. The Captian wants to launch and CO does not. There is an option for just the Captain and not the CO to launch. The navy acctually changed protocall after the movie came out to prevent this senerio.

    1. Re:Crimson Tide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Captain is the CO (Commanding Officer). You're talking about the XO--Executive Officer, the second in command.

    2. Re:Crimson Tide by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative
      Has anyone seen crimson tide? It is a worst case senerio where a nuke sub gets a 1 hour launch command. The sub is hit and com goes down in the middle of a message. The Captian wants to launch and CO does not. There is an option for just the Captain and not the CO to launch. The navy acctually changed protocall after the movie came out to prevent this senerio.
      No. The protocol has been the same since the days of Polaris; With absolute, unequivocal, certainty that you have launch authority, you do not launch. Ever. An incomplete or garbled message does not constitute launch authority and requires verification prior to launch. Period.

      The scenario outlined in Crimson Tide is impossible. (And yes, I know that for a fact because I worked as a Fire Control Tech on those missiles.)

      What changed in 1995 was that certain launch related codes that had previously been held on the boat were removed from the boat to further up the chain-of-command. However, the preperations for that change (which required some physical as well as procedural changes) had been in progress since about 1989. (Probably earlier, that's just when I first heard about it. The D5 system, whose design dates to the mid 80's, was prepared for the changes right from the drawing board.) That the final changes went into effect about the same time as the movie came out is nothing but coincidence. Those curious about the issue can google for Crimson Tide in the sci.militairy.naval newsgroup where the movie is extensively discussed.

    3. Re:Crimson Tide by base3 · · Score: 1

      Were any C-4 boats in service? Were they retrofitted?

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  92. Kinda... by maztuhblastah · · Score: 0, Funny

    Kind of puts all those Windows buffer-overflow holes into a whole different perspective, doesn't it?

  93. you are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And maybe they put a special lever in the room for convenience.

    have you even seen pictures of these rooms? check google for information on the minuteman silos and try reading before posting drivel like this. what you are suggesting is ridiculous.

    and you're a pleb, not a prole.

    1. Re:you are an idiot by Wateshay · · Score: 1

      Nothing is impossible when morons are involved, and the world (military included) is overflowing with morons.

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    2. Re:you are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You watch too many (bad) movies.

    3. Re:you are an idiot by __aajqwr7439 · · Score: 1

      check google...

      Thanks for your suggestion! Google turned up this bit of gallows humor.

      xox,
      Dead Nancy

    4. Re:you are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was just an example. My point is that in light of this new information, we should be questioning the reliability of the other safeguards, not trusting them even more.

  94. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by xnixman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gee, you KNOW alot.

    Having worked in this field I'll tell you:
    1. A civilian is never allowed in a live LCC.
    2. The crew is sealed in the live LCC's.
    3. To get access to a live LCC is much more then cutting the chain link.
    4. Even if you got into one, you need to get into two to do anything.
    5. Nevermind the hoards of SP's and armed Helicopters descending around you.
    6. While crew members can send messages between LCCs (and I believe between bases, I can't recall) these messages are not and can not be EAM's which are only sendable from the NCA via special terminals.
    7. Even if you could send the EAM, who would believe an order coming from the wrong originator.
    8. The comm systems in question are not as stupid as e-mail, they are part of a dedicated MLS (b3) system.
    9. Nuclear command and control has always relied on personal responsibility, do you think nuclear submarine commanders or the alert bomber force can/could not just decide to launch, or are you deluded enough to think they have some crm114 gizmo that overrides them?

    In my place of business I'd have no problem with a null password if all access to the server required two trusted administrators with keys that are kept stored in seperate combination locked safes. In fact, a password beyond the assertion of two trusted people would be stupid, and if you don't trust the people allowing them access to the keys would also be stupid.

    Your scenario would be something like this:
    1. Something needs done to the server, so you call the CIO
    2. He gives you and your other Sys Admin a one-time password for the server.
    3. You two go open your safes with your combos (each of you only know one of these combos)
    4. You remove your keys and open the server locks.
    5. You enter the password you got from the CIO
    6. You do your business, and relock the server
    7. You put your keys away

    Damn, I'd hate to work in your shop. Most of us only have trusted sys admins and single passwords.

    Dan

  95. My God.... by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... I protect my porn better than that!

    1. Re:My God.... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      aw, but you are not in Soviet Russia. ;)

    2. Re:My God.... by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Funny
      aw, but you are not in Soviet Russia. ;)

      Nope. In Soviet Russia, Devinn Lane masturbates to me.

    3. Re:My God.... by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

      ... I protect my porn better than that!

      That's what you think, eh ? Muah muah muah !

  96. More american self-rightousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe if he'd actually started this war that would make sense
    Then who gave the order to invade Iraq? The president of Brazil? Typical american-centric self-rightousness brainwashing flagwaving crap we hear over and over and over. Just like America didn't invade Cuba, wasn't involved in the Vietnam War, wasn't in Korea, didn't partake in the overthrow of governments in Cental Amerca, etc, etc, etc.

    I recently was chatting on IRC to some american who thought WWII was not a world war until the US got involved, and that John Glenn was the first Astronaut-not in the US, but in the world. If that is what is being taught in american schools then the original posting doesn't really suprise me.

    unbroken string of broken UN resolutions dating back to Saddam's invasion of Kuwait
    And this justifies the invading Iraq? Everyone knows the UN is just a puppet group controlled by americans. Hey bub, read the news once in a while. There's atrocities being committed over the world that made Saddam look like he was running a daycare center. Where is the US in these conflicts? No where! Why? Because there is no oil. Iraq is about oil! It was in Desert Storm, it is now. Not about getting rid of "Evil-dooers". Military spending and weapons sales make up a huge part of US GNP-do you really think the US wants a world of peace? Holding hands and getting along means no arms sales-they need a destabalized world to keep up arms sales, and the Iraq occupation certainly has done that.

  97. Not slashdotted by hayden · · Score: 1

    Silenced by men in black helicopters!

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  98. Was this... by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was this just after you had finished watching Dr. Strangelove, or right before? //I call lies.

  99. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by xnixman · · Score: 1

    The tours were not "dumb".

    After Hollywood did Failsafe (the original) and other stories about accidental launches it was a very appropriate response. Citizens should be able to view defense facilities in controlled manners.

    The apparent issue is the false assertion that the people on the tour are in a live lcc/lcf. In a tour scenario you either did your tour of a facility that was down for periodic maintenance, toured the training lcc/lcf or you simply switched it off the network and if a launch needed to happen it could/would be done by the other lcc/lcf's.

    Even today you can tour many secure government facilities, although less then pre 9-11, and with a bit more security required up front.

    Dan

  100. Luggage. by ivern76 · · Score: 0

    00000000? I'll have to change the combination on my luggage!

  101. O not 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "O" (as in oooooh!) no 0 as in zed. Check the text of the article.

  102. Zero zero zero destruct zero! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

    Enterprise go boom! :-)

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  103. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by Exocet · · Score: 1

    I know what I read in the article, which was written in 1977. When did you say you worked in an LCC? I'm guessing it wasn't in the mid 70's and that's when these issues were prevalent. I never said in 2004 LCC's were unsecure places.

    I suggest that you re-read my comment ...and read the article at least once. It's a long one so I know it's extra hard for the slashdot crowd. :P

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  104. Hey. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend is Jewish, you insensitive clod!

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  105. If it's good enough for nukes by dtfinch · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's good enough for my luggage.

  106. Null passwords by Aim+Here · · Score: 1

    I have it on good authority that Strategic Air Command received an email from one Richard M Stallman telling them that the most ethical and easiest way to deal with their passwords was to hit enter at the 'change password' prompt...

  107. Atlantic by cassady_ · · Score: 1

    You read the article in the Atlantic, didn't you?

  108. MAD - Mutually Assured Destruction by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yes, the passwords were "000000" and *everyone* knew it. Any joker in the military could launch nucler missles. Everyone knew it.

    Including the Kremlin.

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  109. Starcraft CD-Key. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Starcraft, successful CD-Key 0000-00000-0003.

  110. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  111. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 1
    Damn, I'd hate to work in your shop. Most of us only have trusted sys admins and single passwords.


    Then I bet most of you don't keep strategic nuclear weapons in the server room.

  112. one launch can trigger full-bore nuclear war by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    And let's be blunt here. A single Minuteman launched at a major world city could kill millions of people.

    A single missile strike would lead to far more than the devistation of one major city. The other country would assume a first strike and procede to nuke the daylights out of the first country. Seeing the incoming swarm of missiles, the first country would send more to the other country. Within 45 minutes, dozens or even hundreds of major cities would be turned to dust.

  113. fails the sanity-check test by bucknuggets · · Score: 1

    so...you're claiming that this absurdly stupid password is irrelevant because there are additional layers of security. ok...and you have confidence that those were implemented well - by the very same people who choose 00000000 as their password? nah, this fails a simple sanity-check - odds are that all of those layers were implemented about as poorly as this one. In the end, we had a bunch of bozos in charge of nuclear weapons. Not much different than Dr Strangelove after all.

    1. Re:fails the sanity-check test by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      The flaw in your logic is that there has been no documented incident of accidental launch of a nuclear missile.

      The password strength is irrelevant because of the many levels of failure which were necessary to result in an unauthorized launch, be they internal or external, any one of which would have triggered a fail-safe scenario.

    2. Re:fails the sanity-check test by bucknuggets · · Score: 1

      > The flaw in your logic is that there has been no documented incident of accidental launch of a nuclear
      > missile.

      No - that's like saying the security system at my apartment isn't broken since nothing has been stolen - in spite of multiple broken locks that anyone could bypass. So, just because no accidental launch has occured (yet) doesn't mean it couldn't happen much more easily than the military would like us to believe.

      > The password strength is irrelevant because of
      > the many levels of failure which were necessary
      > to result in an unauthorized launch, be they
      > internal or external, any one of which would have
      > triggered a fail-safe scenario.

      But again - why would you have any confidence in the implementation of the other layers when you discover blatant incompetence in this layer? That's like taking your car to a mechanic, and have them fail to put all lug nuts back on your wheels. Why would you think they did anything else competently?

      BTW, this isn't to say that it would be trivial to compromise the many layers of defense. Just that the security may be just 10% as strong as they'd like us to believe.

  114. LCF by Sanat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked with the Minuteman Missile System for eight years. I was a member of a three man Combat Targeting Team. Our task was aiming the missile and selecting the targets by programming the onboard computer.

    A lot of really strange things can happen in the military involving authentication, encrypting and decrypting information and in the whole target selection process itself.

    Perhaps one of the weirdest occurences that I was personally aware of was when a missile dropped off of "Strategic Alert" (Green Status). There was a two man team of airmen checking out a communications problem in an adjoining building.

    Another team arrived on site and entered into the launch facility and saw that the Nuclear Warhead was missing. Needless to say this scurried people from all over with all kinds of alerts being issued... Losing a nuclear weapon was pretty much frowned upon, needless to say.

    It turned out that the warhead had fallen off of the missile to the bottom of the launch tube 100 feet below.

    The problem was traced to a fuse being changed on the communication box in the soft support building with a screwdriver rather than a fuse puller.

    There was a undetected defect in the onboard computer which combined with the shorting of the communications fuse caused the computer to send the "Fire Retro rockets" signal to the RV (nuclear reentry vehicle)

    Another time I was programming the computer with its needed information when some "never seen before" status lights lit. D-1 and D-3 which if I remember correctly was "Launch Commanded" and "Launch in Progress".

    Normally an individual has to look up these codes in a reference manual. Being the nerd I was back then, I had memorized all of the codes. So I had only a few seconds to react and I proceeded to pop some circuit breakers that would shutdown parts of the operation in case the status was real.

    Our job was not to troubleshoot any further at that point so I never found out whether the computer was intending on really launching or if there were two defective lamp drivers.

    Of course there is a policy that two trained people always had to be present (two man concept) to ensure that nothing illegal was attempted.

    The members of the targeting team were always armed while couriering and programming the launch codes and other vital information into the missile.

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    1. Re:LCF by metamatic · · Score: 1

      If you haven't already, you should write that up for RISKS Digest.

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  115. Don't trust everything you read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep in mind that this is an unverified allegation from a Russian news organization. Skepticism is advised.

  116. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by tsotha · · Score: 1
    Well, the article was slashdotted, and I inferred from the other comments they were touring live facilities. But now that you mention it, that doesn't smell right, based on my experience with the military.

    If what you're saying is true, this whole thing is a non-issue. What people don't seem to realize is too much security can keep you from being able to do your job...

  117. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, look, there were inspections taking place in 2003.

    It's all well and good that you can quote the UN resolutions, but you seem to miss the acutal fact of the matter - that the inspectors were in Iraq until the beginning of the war, and had been since late 2002.

    Yes, the text of the resolution can be read to support military action against Iraq for not reaching a deadline. However, that doesn't mean that we should have gone to war. And the fact that Hussein was cooperating with weapons inspectors is an indication that diplomacy was working, at least to some degree. War is an expensive and dangerous proposition (as we've seen in the last year) and should only be entered into as a last resort.

    This was not a war of last resort; it was a war of choice for the Bush administration. I never cease to be amazed at how people can quote stuff and miss the larger point. As a matter of foriegn policy for the US, the war was a terrible idea, both in the lead up to it, which did a large amount of diplomatic damage to the US, and in it's aftermath. It's been a pretty much unmitigated disaster.

    Try looking at the larger picture of US national interest.

    1. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inspectors may have been there, but they were not given unfettered access. Remeber the whole 'palace' issue: inspectors were not allowed to perform inspections in 'palaces'. Inspectors also had to give 24 hour notice prior to any inspection that would require the se of helicopters or trucks.

      then there was the matter of the intercepted phone call where an Iraqi army officer washeard telling a subbordinate to get his base cleaned up because the inspectors would be there the next day.

      Don't be niave. The inspections wre a joke. The only reason the inspectors didn't find any WMDs was because they only existed in the mind of Saddam Hussin.

    2. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that the inspectors were in Iraq until the beginning of the war, and had been since late 2002. Perhaps you missed the word unconditionally. Letting inspectors sit with their thumbs up their asses as you move contraband from one site to the next is much different than letting them do their job unconditionally.

    3. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in it's aftermath

      "its".
      No apostrophe.

    4. Re:um by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      If the WMD only existed in Saddam's mind, then the army officer wouldn't have needed to get his base cleaned up, because there would have been nothing there for the inspectors to find anyway.

      And from what I remember about that phone call, people who know Iraq and the language and culture said that it used so many turns of phrases that Iraqi's wouldn't use that it was probably faked.

  118. OK, since noone else has said it so far.... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone set up us the bomb!

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  119. What happen? by laejoh · · Score: 0

    Somebody set up us the bomb!

  120. The PAL is pretty cool by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Too bad they screwed it up. The Titan missiles (you can visit one in Green Valley AZ) had a combination that was evaluated by the launch valve inside the missile. The airman would enter the code with thumbwheel switches on a rack-mount box in the underground control room. That box had cables running through a tunnel to the silo, where they connected to the missile and ultimately the valve assembly.

    If the wrong code was entered three times, the valve assembly would mechanically destroy itself so the missile could never be launched. At least, it would need major repairs.

    I wonder if the Titan codes were also all 0s.

  121. Just as bad at Home Depot by rkinch · · Score: 1
    The big power saws in the lumber department at Home Depot , used by the employees to cut lumber for your convenience, have an electronic on-off control locked by a 4-digit number entered on a keypad. No doubt this is intended to keep customers from helping themselves and having amputated limbs flopping around on the floor in a gumbo of blood and sawdust.

    Last time I had an item cut there, I snooped over the shoulder of the guy doing the cutting as he keyed the code. I though to myself, "I bet it's either 0000 or 1234." Indeed, it was.

    In the interests of safety and security, knowing the mischieviousness of SlashDot readers, I shall not here reveal which of the two likely codes it was. I imagine they would have a hard time defending the personal injury lawsuits if word got out.

    I haven't snooped on their burglar alarms.

    1. Re:Just as bad at Home Depot by mkarpinski · · Score: 1

      I just had this same experience at a Home Depot in Austin, TX.

      I watched the operator key in the 1-2-3-4 password sequence and all I could think of was the safe combination scene in Spaceballs...

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  122. Not Quite ObeWon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a Fire Control Tech on a Navy Nuke System. Normally the the Weapons Officer in CIC and the Fire Control Officer in the missile room would have to turn the keys if not for battle damage override which was jumpering two terminals to ground on a barrier strip. We didn't need no stinking keys and in an emergency the Fire Control Tech at the launch console could effect a launch unaided.

    As to the previous post regarding the guys who broke protocol after a launch confirmation... Everybody involved should have been busted to mess hall if not Court Martialed. Yes, disaster may have been averted but you don't second guess confirmed orders with nuclear weapons. You get confirmed launch codes, you launch. Period. If you have to self destruct birds downrange so be it but you launch.

    Yes I know in the beforementioned scenario those guys were acting as a relay but it also meant that in a time of crisis it was quite possible no birds would have come out of the silos as a result of their second guessing a confirmed launch order.

    Throughout my training and particularly in the later phases of it, we were presented with various hypothetical scenario's from which our reactions were guaged. Any mis-step in response, no matter how slight, resulted in your washout from the program and there were NO second chances. I can guarantee that if the targeting coordinates were Los Angeles, home to my wife and children, came wrapped in a valid launch order, that LA would glow.

    Perhaps the only reason we are here today is because people in the rank and file, accutely aware of the fallibility of man, did second guess on both sides but it was nothing to be depended on. Living on the cusp of aremageddon, the name of the game was Mutually Assured Destruction and the unflinching willingness to implement it. The ultimate game of chicken, I was an implementer of that policy. That was my sworn duty and failure was not an option.

    Thirty years later I can reflect and second guess. I have that luxury now. In a way it was madness, we were lucky and I was fortunate not to be pressed into the service of finality. In the time since, our weapons have grown faster, more precise, more powerful and more autonomous by orders of magnitude. I question now, as rightfully questioned by others then, our ability to control these creations. That advances in weapons technology has far outstripped the human capabilities of the societys that wield them. And would societys sufficiently advanced not need them? And can we, as a people, ever catch up without tripping on our own fallibility? And is an advanced society predicated on being a support system for the sake of technology, weapons or otherwise, a preferable direction to go in? And do we have a choice in the matter?

    I wonder at times, if we are not racing towards our own destruction.

    1. Re:Not Quite ObeWon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd kill your own wife and kids if so ordered? That's insane.

      Would you do the same if they stood right there and your officer ordered you to shoot them?

      You were brain washed to the point of being deranged...

  123. Everything HAS ALREADY been changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having been a crewmember in the 90s, I can say for a certainty that every item he identified in his article has been resolved from an LCC standpoint. Permissive Enabling Systems, among others, are all in place and protecting the ICBMs and whatever they may be carrying today.

    Reading how everyone is jumping on the bandwagon for demanding that they change things -- it's ALREADY BEEN DONE!

  124. Mnemonic by FenwayFrank · · Score: 1

    All ya gotta remember: "uh-oh! uh-oh!.."

  125. RTFA, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article clearly states that the 00000000 password was actually listed in the launch instruction manual, and that access to the manuals wasn't tightly controlled.

  126. Stupid passwords by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm doing a project and of course we're not working on an ICBM here (that's the next project), but on a publishing system. But people are so freaking damned lazy when it comes to passwords so the passwords of ALL the servers (development, database, source control) is set to the client's name with a "1" (one) instead of an "i". And it's ONE account we got from the UNIX guys, so everyone knows that password.

    I told the project manager, hey look doesn't this need to be changed? Everyone, including the other big player in the market, can walk in and grab the code. Manuals included.

    But they just don't care. "It's a low risk".

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    1. Re:Stupid passwords by IdntUnknwn · · Score: 1

      Hey, completely unrelated: where do you work? O:)

  127. More on Permissive Action Links by ronys · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Bellovin has a fascinating page on the subject here

    The quote at the beginning has become one of my favourite metaphors for describing a process that should be close to impossible:
    "Bypassing a PAL should be, as one weapons designer graphically put it, about as complex as performing a tonsillectomy while entering the patient from the wrong end."


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  128. Re:Hilarious, but not accurate by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    Funniest thing I've read all day. Makes lots of seemingly 'implausible' films about unauthorised nuke launches and hacking, a lot less implausible.
    The problem is, the original article contains a serious error, PALs control the arming of the warhead, not the ability to launch. (The ability to launch is controlled by the dual keys.)
  129. That's funny... by Barkmullz · · Score: 0, Redundant


    that is the combination code to my suitcase.

    Coincidence?

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  130. lost 58000 people... by jeti · · Score: 1

    but as it was we lost 58000 people

    Wow. I'm totally speechless. Is that the number that stayed in the American mind?

    Nearly for million people were killed in Vietnam.

  131. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by hemp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone hear remember in the late 70's(was anyone here born before the 70's?) the uproar after the remains of several marijuana cigarettes were found in one of the ICBM silos??

    It was about the same time there was the rash of army personel in Germany that were caught dealing drugs on post(I believe the tip off was the enormous number of enlisted personel driving expensive European cars on a salary of $300/month).

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  132. Re: The Purloined Letter by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

    OP is probably thinking of Edgar Allan Poe's The Purloined Letter.

  133. Re: The Purloined Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit, Dupin.

  134. Sidearms in LCCs by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    There were two personnel in each launch control room with keys which had to be turned simultaneously. They both had pistols. The pistols were to shoot the other one if he went insane.

    Nope. Actually, Wargames showed that the pistols were for shooting people that wouldn't cooperate and launch their missile. That wasn't actually the case, though.

    Here's the relevant text:

    Contrary to the myth peddled by the movie "Wargames," we were not issued sidearms for the purpose of shooting a fellow crew member in the event he refused to turn his launch key. Rather, we were armed so that we might defend the LCC and protect the documents and launch keys from unauthorized individuals. There was no provision for warning shots. We would shoot to kill.

    1. Re:Sidearms in LCCs by HBI · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the instructions given, the situation is perverse - you are issued an order that will result in the killing of millions of people. Will you carry it out? Will you permit the person next to you to carry it out? What if you are convinced it's a valid order and someone is derelict in their duty? Will you fire?

      I think the Wargames depiction is one distinct possibility. Luckily, we'll probably never know.

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  135. Re:Poor ICBM security ...who cares? Right? by putaro · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a lot of hardware that is supposed to maintain that centralized secret interlock and command authority through a nuclear attack. There's "Looking Glass", the airborne command post, NORAD under Cheyenne Mountain, Air Force 1 and probably a couple of others I can't think of off-hand. These were all designed to ride out a nuclear attack and be able to get orders out to all the nuclear forces.

    There's a real difference between looking at a measure and, in the light of day, rejecting it and pretending to put something in place that was mandated by the civilian authorities.

  136. It's more secure than you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you RTFA, you'll find the code was all O's (as in orange) rather than 0's (as in zero).

    Phew.

  137. Not true. I tried 00000000 and it wouldn't launch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .

    Not true. I tried 00000000 and it wouldn't launch.

    John "Crazy John" Goodbury Ft Levenworth, KS

  138. Depends on what it's one by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    When I worked for the telecom centre at the university, I chatted with the voice guys frequently. They ran the Lucent 7R/E (formerly 5ESS) that controls the campus phone lines. I was told that the password to it was actually a pretty simple one, and one that never got changed (they didn't tell me what it was but I probably could ahve figured it out). Of course the only place you could use that password was on a console physically connected to the switch, in the basement, behind two access controlled doors and cameras.

    The password itself wasn't really relivant, the security was that you simply couldn't get to a place to use it. Also, if you were in there, you could simply physically destroy the switch.

    Weak or null passwords aren't a problem if the barriers for their use are security by themselves. We have unpatched Windows computers at work with no passwords, yet they are no risk. They aren't on (or near) and Internet connection. You ahve to physically get at them to do anything to them, at which point password protection is all worthless anyhow.

  139. Maybe its all a ruse by The_reformant · · Score: 1

    Just a thought but if I wanted to protect a password protected asset wouldn't it be useful to leak some false password as common knowledge...possibly setting the system up to alert a squad of soldiers with plenty o guns and bullets to come running if it was ever entered.

    Just a thought

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  140. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's exactly the same password like my slashdot account has...

  141. This is a crock of shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know it was a variation on POE, OPE...

  142. to say the least by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    The article ended up here through dumb luck.

    "somebody" is Strategic Air Command, which is high enough. So they eliminated a security margin without telling anyone.

    The second part describes how some other guys were/are also removing constraints following their own judgement. This time it's in using the 'small print' on the role of the president

    McNamara was sec. of defense during the Cuba crisis. In 2002 he stated that dumb luck played an important role in avoiding nuclear war.

    Or maybe it was God's help . Quick! Name a president!

  143. BINGO! by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    There's ALWAYS one more side to a case.

    Now the real wisdom is to see them all, exposing the drama folding out in the world. There are NO bad guys, at worst, there is tremendous ignorance and blindness. Everyone does what they do according to love, however twisted and distorted. Now let's start identifying with the WHOLE of humanity, instead of just our own families, nations and soccerteams, which only creates conflict.

  144. Evidence by Wittrup · · Score: 1

    I have a theory about why Bush can be so sure Saddam should have WMD's. And that's because the US gave Saddam the WMD's. So when the US says "You got WMD's" and Saddam replies "No". Then they know Saddam is lieing. Point is, maybe Saddam have discarded theese weapons? Who knows.

    After an accident with some children playing with air-guns. A newspaper said the police don't recommend that children play with air-guns. Fair enough.
    I do not recommend anyone to play with weapons, either children or the american president.

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  145. Sounds a bit Alarmist by rstovall · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was in SAC from 1978 - 1982, as a missile maint. tech. (a.k.a. "Missile Monkey"). While I can't speak to security prior to that time, I can say that by 78:
    • Security clearances for all personnel associated with the program were extreme... mine took over 6 months, and I know they talked to many people.
    • To the best of my knowledge, PALs were active by that time, though I was not launch crew. Certainly we were trained that PALs were a factor.
    • The warheads were physically configured such that they could not fully arm until they had experienced the stresses of launch and reentry. There was no way to set them off "in the tube".
    • Visits to the actual capsules in the LCC (Launch Control Center) by non-military were limited to the training simulator.
    • While the LCF (Launch Control Facility) appears to be a soft facility on the surface (simple wooden buildings, chain link fences, lightly guarded) nothing up there matters as far as control over the weapons. Only the LCC, the actual capsule a classified number of feet underground, matters and physically it's very imposing. There is no way to open a capsule in short terms from outside (the only accuators for the door locks are inside) and would certainly be a matter of many days even with modern equipment. Of course, even a minor violation the "topside" security was immediately and vigourously responded to, so these sites are not trivially penetrated as the author implies.
    • The missile sites were in some ways tougher. Even an authorized entrance to the hardened facility where everything worked properly took a minimum of 30 minutes plus the worse case time it would take for a security team to respond to that site. If any of the locks failed (I had it happen twice in the 3 years I was in the field) the break in procedure involved two jackhammers, a 16 ton crane, a load of other equipment and two days.. if pressed, I suspect it could have been done in one very long day. Of course, that would set number of alarms, including seismic and radar. Short of entering the hardened launch facility (the launch tube) there is no way to affect the missiles status.. you could not cause of prevent a launch from outside.

    In short, perhaps if someone could gain access to a capsule they could have commanded a lauch, but they'd have had to subvert 2 complete LCC crews to command an immediate launch, and that's just not likely, even if the PALs were not active. One LCC could not command an immediate launch, and would have been overriden by the other capsules in the flight had it attempted to. As discussed above, penetrations of the control center or the actual missile facility could not yield results before an overwhelming response ended the threat. The way we were watched (and the capsule crews were more watched than we were) I doubt four people so profoundly without anyone noticing.

    As for the "bad guys" gaining access to a warhead from the missile site... not a chance. First, to do that they'd have to penetrate the missile facility (not less than 12 hours work) without setting off any alarms and without any of the heavy equipment being noticed be the frequent roving patrols. Penetrating the LCC would not give anyone "access" to the warheads, as the LCC did not control the locks at the missile site, they just monitored them.

    The only significant risk of the warhead falling in the "wrong hands" was during transport, and I can speak from personal experience that those movements were exceptionally well prepared monitored, and armed, with air support close by at all times.
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  146. and of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somehow this has got to be the fault of George W. Bush....like everything else...

  147. Bruce Blair is full of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was a Minuteman Missile Combat Crew person at beautiful and sunny Franky's Rocket Ranch, otherwise known as Francis E. Warren AFB, Cheyenne, Wyoming.

    I babysat them suckers for four years. The "all-zero" setting was a day-to-day requirement because, as I recall, that panel was used for more than one function -- like most everything in the "Capsule"

    And, yes, there are people in the loop. You would be surprised how hard is is to actually launch them properly. Especially if you are not supposed to.

    'Nuff said. GO back to sleep. No worries.

    1. Re:Bruce Blair is full of crap. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      This reminds me when I was yelling at the screen when I was watching Terminator 3. There's PEOPLE still in the loop. YELL ABORT ABORT ABORT.

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  148. Look, I tried it, it's safe! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    said the guy playing russian roulette.

  149. Doc Ruby scores again by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    JFK ordered a pullout of Vietnam, was shot within days (in Texas), and Johnson (from Texas) rescinded that order within a day or so of taking office. He presided over 5 years of escalation so disgraceful that he declined to run for reelection. His successor, Nixon, promised to end the war, but escalated it further ...

    I started reading the parent post, and said "Aha, this guy knows what he's talking about." Then I noticed the author, and said: "Doc Ruby again -- who always gets it right."

    I just want to say, Keep up the good work.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Doc Ruby scores again by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the backup. It's not so easy batting down all these ignorant rightwing attacks all the time. I guess those who agree are also sensible enough to refrain from "me, too" posts. But it does seem kind of lonely sometimes, when I'm the only one sticking the truth to them, in the face of ad hominem attacks, activist modders, Anonymous bastard Cowards, and lies. But I get my rocks off telling it like it is. I'm glad to hear someone else gets it, too.

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    2. Re:Doc Ruby scores again by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the backup. It's not so easy batting down all these ignorant rightwing attacks all the time. I guess those who agree are also sensible enough to refrain from "me, too" posts.

      It's not just that I agree with you ... it's that you do a damned good job of stating your case with clarity and passion, and I figured you could use a little recognition for your efforts. Keep up the good work.

      -kgj

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  150. Stopping Majority Rule by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    That whole majority thing didn't work for the last election.

    If the Electoral College fails to stop majority rule, trust the Supreme Court to do the dirty work.

    I guess that's what makes it so ... Supreme.

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  151. Corrections by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We gave Hussein many many chances to comply with the weapons inspectors and he kicked them out, do you remember this?

    Hussein never kicked any inspectors out, they were withdrawn by the UN.

    War was and is the last resort (we don't want to kill people)

    Hussein tried to surrender on the eve of war, but bush didn't want to listen to him. How does that fit in with war being the last resort?

    The troops in Iraq are there because they want to be (we don't draft people)

    I am sorry but that is the biggest pile of shit I have ever heard. The people in our military signed up to defend THIS country (USA). If our recruiting posters had told of how they would be sent to foriegn lands where the locals don't want them there, to be shot at so the president can distract us from his failings in the war on terror (Iraq and Bin Laden are 2 completely separate issues), how many do you think would have signed up? I thought about enlisting myself after 9/11, but I realized this would happen, and thought better of it.

    the people in Iraq want us there (despite what the liberal media shows you)

    Where are you getting these facts? Last I heard, a survey of Iraqis showed that most are glad that Hussein is gone, but want us to get the hell out, and the portion who are saying that the invasion was not worth it, and would rather have Hussein back is growing rapidly.

    They don't show you the good things that our troops are doing to rebuild that country.

    NPR (that is liberal media, right?) has done several stories on that very thing.

    These insurgents *hate* Americans and everything we stand for, and have declared war on US

    No, that is Al Qaida, the insurents were not filled with hatred for us, until we showed up in their yards.

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    1. Re:Corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hussein never kicked any inspectors out, they were withdrawn by the UN."

      The UN withdrew their inspectors, only after they were not allowed full access to Iraqi facilities. This is the only reason inspectors were sent repeatedly to Iraq.

      "Hussein tried to surrender on the eve of war, but Bush didn't want to listen to him. How does that fit in with war being the last resort?"

      Thats just wrong. The ultimatum was given for Saddam to surrender, if he attempted to surrender before the war, the ultimatum would be successful, and no war would have taken place.

      "Last I heard, a survey of Iraqis showed that most are glad that Hussein is gone"

      So what your saying is they are happy that Saddam is gone. And how, may I ask was Saddam taken out of power. By the US forces, nuff said.

    2. Re:Corrections by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

      On the first point you are absolutly correct.

      However...

      On the second, bush wanted the war, and was willing to ignore his own promises to get it. read here

      And on the third point, I was refuting the statment that the Iraqi people want our troops in Iraq; they don't...

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  152. skynet by lawngnome · · Score: 1

    Good job! you just told skynet the codes! You know it can time travel, what the hell is wrong with you people?

  153. How dare you! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    insinuate that the president of the United States wears a wig! ..W is for wig?

    1. Re:How dare you! by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Actually his family has a rare genetic trait - the lack of pubic hair. Out of shame the family name was changed to Bush over a century ago.

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    2. Re:How dare you! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Gee, must have been tough on him at Yale. They probably called him Curly.

      "Okay, whose hair ended up in my soup? Guess there's one guy here who is not to blame, HAR, HAR, HAR!"

    3. Re:How dare you! by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      It gets even worse - know the real reason he failed to turn up to his air-force medical? they were checking the squad for crabs! He ran away for a year and spent much of that time secretly trying to find a suitable wig.

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    4. Re:How dare you! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Typical. It didn't occur to him to make up an excuse. He should just have told them he was a porn actor. Save his face.

    5. Re:How dare you! by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      A christian porn star? He would have worked with Schwarzenegger too eh?

      Actually come to think of it its a really good genetic trait to have..

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    6. Re:How dare you! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Ugh, i ment he came up with it as an excuse. But it was a dead end anyway. So the Gropenfuhrer gets off the hook today :)

  154. Can you say, "example"? I knew you could! by papercut2a · · Score: 0
    "Our launch checklist in fact instructed us, the firing crew, to double-check the locking panel in our underground launch bunker to ensure that no digits other than zero had been inadvertently dialed into the panel."

    Um, guys....I hate to point this out, but manuals & documentation are usually written with examples in the place of real data. Just because his launch checklist had zeros for the launch code doesn't mean that's what the code really was. I can see the Air Force tech writers now: "Hey, what should I do about this part where I give the launch code?" "Huh? Oh, just put the code there so they'll have it in case of a launch order."

    Heck, the all-zero code could have been there specifically so that when they ran drills--which they did, using the lauch checklist--they'd have something harmless to put in the PAL.

    Blair probably missed the asterisk and related footnote that said, "Had this been an actual globalthermonuclear war, you would have been supplied with the real launch code. Have a nice day!"

  155. Spaceballs and Capt Kirk by choconutdancer · · Score: 1

    and here I thought the password 1,2,3,4,5 in SpaceBalls was a joke.
    and of course Capt Kirk's final destruct sequence was "0, 0, 0, destruct 0".

  156. Numbers or Letters by SuperFrink · · Score: 1

    From the article: And so the secret unlock code during the height of the nuclear crises of the Cold War remained constant at OOOOOOOO.

    Did anyone else notices those are the letter O and not the number zero? No I'm not kidding. Try searching the page for 6 zeros. Those are letter "oh"s.

  157. only one person required by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    Ron Rosenbaum, in his article "The Subterranean World of the Bomb", tells of a method a single person can use to turn both keys using a spoon.

    I've just googled it. Here's a review of his book, The Secret Parts of Fortune, which has the article. I'd originally read it in another collection, Travels With Dr. Death.

    "I actually found myself reassured," Rosenbaum writes. "The kind of person who'd cheerfully volunteer the spoon-and-string story is not the kind of person who'd be likely to conspire to use it to try to provoke World War III."

    /. readers might also be interested in another of his articles, Secrets of the Little Blue Box, about the original phone phreaks, published ~1970. update: i just checked and found it online. read and enjoy.

    I highly reccommend his books. I don't know what's in Secret Parts, but Travels also had articles about:

    • the true-life basis for the film Dead Ringers
    • moles in the CIA
    • the crazed psychiatrist Errol Morris was documenting before he changed tack and made the Thin Blue Line. Here's a review of that film if you're unfamiliar.
    • is Burt Reynolds a murderer?
    • Lee Harvey Oswald

    I've gone way off-topic, but just had to plug that book. A fantastic read.

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  158. Something wrong here... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "The PAL required that the correct 8-digit launch code be entered by the missiliers before the missile would establish ignition."

    You must be talking about the Soviets. Everybody knows Americans use NTSC!

  159. Common Passwords by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    Best common passwords warning scene ever:
    MARGO: Good morning, Gentlemen. Please be seated. I see we're still dressing in the dark, Eugene.

    PLAGUE: (to Margo) Once again, don't call me Eugene. (to the board) A recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system.

    MARGO: Precisely what you're paid to prevent.

    PLAGUE: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly used passwords. Now, as I so meticulously pointed out, the for most used passwords are "love", "sex", "secret", and... "God". So would your holiness care to change her password?
  160. Re:Can you say, "example"? I knew you could! by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    No, if this were a real global thermonuclear war, the WOPR would have extr... [NO SIGNAL]

  161. Conflict timeline by sbszine · · Score: 1

    If anyone in this thread wants to read up on the Arab-Israeli conflict, check out this timeline. It's pretty even-handed in my opinion, but you can make up your own mind.

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  162. Somebody change the luggage. by ooby · · Score: 1

    one, two, three, four, five.

    Lord Helmet: "So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in muy life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage."

    President Skroob: "One, two, three, four five? That's amazing. I've got the asme combination on my luggage!"

  163. Oh no! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > What if all the PAL codes had been set to '00000000,'

    Lovely. Now all Lex Luthor has to do is get a time machine and go back there, and he can pwn the world!

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  164. Try growing a brain first by Grandmaster+Mort · · Score: 1

    No more spoking the opiate pipe for you! Cutting down on the drugs will enhance your ability to have facts and logic actually permeate through your thick ignorant skull. Then again, there's the challenge of having you process said facts and logic properly, which is most obviously beyond your capabilities. The only thing you got piped into your brain is the liberal/leftist bullshit propaganda who have a stake in only reporting the bad things that are happening in Iraq because apparently malicious sensationalism is what sells to the dumbass liberal sheeple of the US. Congratulations! You're an ignorant idiotic kool-aid drinker! Reverand Jim Jones is waiting for you at the bottom of that cup of kool-aid you're about to imbibe.

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  165. You've got a tumor, not a brain. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    You are welcome to hog the opium pipe, dreaming your junkie Limbaugh dreams. Obnoxious junkie talk might fire up your fascist robot buddies, but it's about as interesting as your latest dittohead acquisition, Dennis Miller. State of the art 1988, the peak of your throwback culture's ghastly influence. Just nod gently in the glow of your TV...

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  166. Did anyone confirm the original story? by bluemagoo · · Score: 1

    Gee, this all sounds very interesting but is there anyway to confirm the original story?

    FWIW, it's not the first time I've seen people take a posting on an obscure web site and treat it as if it came right from the Big Kahuna, his or her self, on Mt. Sinai.

    Oh, that's right it can't be confirmed, national security and all that, so we can continue to blather about anything on topics of this nature, without having to prove a thing.

    Any of you people NY Times reporters? :-)

  167. Karimov by jdfox · · Score: 1

    "If Saddam Hussein didn't have WMDs, all he had to do was cooperate with the inspecters, verify he didn't have them, and there would have been no war. He'd still be alive, running the country, and killing whoever he pleased, whenever he pleased."

    Rather like the current "President" of Uzbekistan, Islam Karimov. His favourite method of dealing with dissidents is to boil them alive.

    But there are no plans to invade and bomb Uzbekistan since, like Saddam in the 1980s, Karimov's presently obeying orders from Washington, doing as he's told, and keeping the pipeline projects on track. This makes him Our Ally In The War On Terror(tm).
    I fully expect him to become Our Eternal Enemy(tm) in about 4 or 5 years time though.

    Unlike most voters, however, I will blame President Kerry, Presidents Bush I and Bush II, President Clinton, President Reagan, President Carter, etc, for perpetuating a foreign policy which has done so much damage to the long-term interests of the United States and the rest of the world.

  168. I suppose it's possible... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    ...but I'd still like some independent corroboration.

    And really, it has a lot going for it. Who would have believed it? I mean, besides Dick Feynman?

    [Hint: Feynman was able to get into quite a few safes during his time researching things related to The Bomb, at least in part because some people left the default factory comboinations on their safes.]

  169. This knowledge would've made MGS a lot more boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Metal Gear Solid)

    I mean, weren't they keeping the hostages alive so they could get the PAL codes? Right? And now it turns out that all Liquid had to do was just start brute-forcing it...

    That would make for a funny scene, though. Liquid finally gets a list of the PAL codes...and they're all 00000000. Goes ballistic 'cause he thinks they're trying to mess with him. Etc.

    'Course, it's been awhile since I played that game. Was that before Solid got infected with a killer virus that targets only him, or after the AI creates a virtual reality that interferes with everything that's going on...aaack...brain melting again after trying to comprehend it.